The Morning Stream - TMS 2405: Large Form Marshmallow
Episode Date: January 11, 2023James and the Unbruisable Peach. Manpons. Cash, Lube, and Burner Phone. Condom Spinner. Bhutanese Passpop. I'ma eat that baby. A savory Salty Soup. Chocolate in your Jerky Bucket. Sing Karaoke...or E...lsa. Dunaway makes a hard left for a McRib. Email EQUALS Junk. Give me the 3 way...chili. Edwards, We have the Meats! No Tom Like the Present. Nicole Calls Time Out with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Coming up on TMS, James and the unbruisable peach.
Manponds.
Gross.
Cash, lube, and burner phone.
Condom spinner.
Boutanese pass pop.
I'm going to eat that baby.
A savory, salty soup.
Chocolate in your jerky bucket.
Sing karaoke or Elsa.
Dunaway makes a hard left for McRibb.
Email equals junk.
Give me the three-way.
Chili.
Edwards, we have the meats.
No Tom like the present.
Nicole calls time out with Randy and Moore on this episode.
of the morning stream.
I don't keep a cat or dog
because they eat too much.
Little kids bore the pants off me.
And when I go to a ball game, I root for the visitors.
I never cried at a wedding or a funeral.
I never sent a Christmas card.
And I cheated my wife if I had the time.
Man, karaoke sucks.
yeah yeah this is the morning's dream welcome to the show everybody i'm scott and that's
brian and this is tm s real quick that fletcher thing uh he made that to make fun of your oh yeah
but he recorded it weird listen to this the tone of it yeah yeah this is the morning's dream
there's like a weird tone to the mic or something something's funky there yeah i guess so i think he
compared to this.
The morning stream.
See, this is like, yeah, the morning stream.
I don't know, there's some difference there.
It's weird.
Can't figure it out.
Oh, I love it.
I'm not complaining.
That makes me happy to hear that.
I don't know why, but that would be pretty great.
And this is not a dig at our karaoke conversation.
Man, karaoke sucks.
I just happened to be watching regular show yesterday, and they had that quote,
and I was like, oh, I got to capture that, because we just talked about karaoke.
Yeah.
And I'll be the hype, man.
I still ain't singing, but I ain't, you know, I'll go.
It's fine.
Okay. I'm going to go watch it.
We'll get you involved if it is just...
I think we just want you there.
We don't care if you're, you know, if you sing or participate.
We just want you there.
I'll be the least sing-songy and the least drunk at the karaoke event.
It'll be very fun.
Well, that's the other thing we're going to do this time around is break that street.
Everyone's goal is to get Scott sauced.
We'll see how that goes.
Speaking of TMS Vegas and someone who we know who goes to that,
Ducey wrote in with a text.
here that I wanted to read.
That is interesting.
Ducey, thanks for this.
He might be in a chat today.
I'm not actually sure.
Ducey says, hey, spaghetti and beans.
Ew.
That's not a good combo, is it?
Spaghetti and beans?
No, it sounds like three-way chili.
Three-way, yeah, three-way Cincinnati chili.
Yeah.
It says, your talk of weird food combos, speaking of which,
got me thinking about my favorite accidental food pairing discovery.
We were driving in Arizona to Utah, munching on snacks,
and I took a bite of jerky.
And without thinking, I threw some M&Ms in there.
Okay.
I learned jerky and chocolate are amazing together.
Try it.
Can't wait for Vegas.
He threw in where?
In his mouth.
Took a bite of jerky.
Oh, it threw some eminems.
Oh, in his mouth.
Okay.
Yeah, he ate them together.
Just as kind of a rapid succession, almost like you would.
I was like, threw some M&Ms in there.
Like in the jerky bucket?
I don't know.
Right.
All in some mixed up in your hole.
It's a sweet and salty.
I am, yeah, the sweet, salty combo, I am a big fan.
Like the almond croissants that I made for New Year's Day had a great mix of salty and sweet.
Like the almond frangipan and then the kind of a saltiness of the croissant dough.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, let me ask you this.
Would you, let's say you had a soup with a bunch of salt in it, okay, just a salty soup.
Just a salty soup.
A savory soup.
A savory soup, sure, yes.
Nobody wants to overdo the salt.
So you got a little bit of that in there.
And you decide, you know what?
The sweet, we need to add the sweet.
I'm going to put an entire large form marshmallow in there.
So you put a little marshmallow floating in there.
A large form marshmallow.
You know, not the little tiny ones.
That's the rarest form to get, by the way, in Pokemon, is the large form.
Large form.
But see, that sounds kind of gross, doesn't it?
Oh, it sounds very gross.
Yeah, it doesn't.
You can't just mix any salty and sweet.
It's got to be good salty and sweet.
So I'd say in that soup, throw some, like,
some candied walnuts or pecans in the soup so you get a little bit of uh actually that sounds
really good yeah yeah like a pot like a good pumpkin i guess it also depends on the soup i'm not
doing that and like yeah oh yeah all right all right how about this it's a split pea soup right
oh lord some candied some candied bacon on top oh now see that sounds wonderful yeah beyond good
that sounds amazing i would eat that right now but if you took that same soup and said hey i'm
going to squirt a little Hershey's
yeah, Hershey's mixed, whatever, Hershey's topping.
Chocolate syrup is up there. Yeah, it's going to put a little of that in there.
Ooh, boy, that's not good. Yeah, candy bacon is good on everything, including other
kinds of bacon. Yeah. Well, Ducey, I'm going to, you know what,
next time I'm feeling a little crazy and want to mix those two, I'll remember what you said
and I'll go for it. Okay. Okay.
Oh, we got the greatest, we got some amazing, amazing jerky at, uh, there's a butcher
nearby called Edwards Meets
Edwards Meets. Oh, geez.
And we got some prime rib there
for a Christmas
thing, post-Christmas dinner. We were having
some friends over. And
they're like, oh, we got jerky over
here. I'm like, let's get some jerky. And it's some great
prime rib jerky. Although
they make it themselves. You know,
need to talk to our jerky purveyor
who's
coming off of a horrible
busy season with everybody
throwing boxes and wrapping
paper and all that stuff away, like lots of
trash going out and you need to get them back on
some jerky for us. Dude, I love jerky.
Are you kidding? Oh, just
mentioning jerky.
It's all you needed to do. It makes you want jerky, right?
Love beef jerky so much.
And if I'm out in the, if I'm out just walking the dog
and I got me some, some kind, I don't care what kind of
jerky, no better combo than
outside and jerky.
Absolutely.
I want some right now. All right. Well, thank you,
Ducey. He sent that to 80147.
one zero four six two just like sheeple 67 did and he said this about car he said this about cars this is for you
brian oh good okay hi i enjoy the show somebody really should tell brian not to buy cars that
break down people i don't understand that comment he's probably mostly kidding but if he's
serious what do you even do with that information he's he's almost 55 he should know better
yeah we assume 67 was as a birthday we don't know i don't know i don't know if there's a sports
hero that he's a fan of that where's number 67 uh yeah it's funny it's like uh you heard it i'd be
obviously seven weeks of being in the shop or or really sitting idling in the shop waiting for
a part to arrive right um the the car aside from oil changes and fixes for
recalls and things.
A couple things come in over the years.
That is a 2014
Kiyosol that I've had since
summer of 2013, and it's been in the shop
twice. Oh my, Lord.
Twice. Lord. That's
see, that's good. That's a sign of a good car.
That's a sign of a good car.
Right, because all cars, I'm not
kidding either. Like, even the most highly rated
stuff, they have recalls. They have issues.
They have stuff after time. Stuff like
that, it's going to happen. That's just cars.
Yeah, so to say, you
buy a car that doesn't do that. It's like saying
buy a peach that doesn't bruise. There's no
such thing. Buy a computer that doesn't
get a blue screen of death that you have to restart it.
Right. Buy a computer that has perfect
install of windows. It doesn't exist.
Not a real thing. Right.
So whether you were serious or not, Cheapel, 67,
I think your name is ironic.
That's all I would say that. I think so, too. And it, you know what,
Sheeple, it gave me a chance to talk about how much
I loved my Kia until
the seven weeks of not having it.
There you have it. Those dirty, dirty, seven weeks.
Now, that's right.
Yes.
I had something happened that I closed.
I didn't mean to. I'm going to pull it up here real quick.
But a patron on the website said on a recent post,
let's see if you can find it here.
This was episode 2303, I believe.
Okay.
Which we call professional.
That's going way back.
2303.
No, 23, sorry.
23, 23.
It's just the other day.
I'm sorry, 2403.
Oh, gotcha.
Okay, that's still, you know, that's still like 80 episodes ago, Scott.
Yeah, it's still a lot.
Okay, so two episodes ago.
Yeah, this is two days ago.
I might still remember what we were talking about.
Will you hear it?
The one with art that looks like Brian's holding a condom, and I'll show you what I mean.
Hold on.
He doesn't.
Oh, yeah.
He doesn't actually, he's not really holding a condom.
It's a fidget spinner, but.
It's a fidget spinner that is in, in spinning mode.
I meant that to send that to you
This is the problem
Oh look at that
Oh now it looks like it's spinning the other way
Because the speed of the screen
Oh look at that cool
What is my deal?
I didn't mean to post the link to the stream
Yes it does look like I mean
Hey
That's a big one
Whoever said that
I'm thrilled that you think that
Well anyway that wasn't it
That's just the art that's there
Here's what she actually did
So Elizabeth Collins
Says hey please someone edit Scott
singing Aurora's part into the unknown song and the actual song.
Now, I didn't do the edit, but I wanted to do the comparison.
I did that whole, I did a little impression of Aurora doing her thing.
Sure.
And that frozen song where she just kind of does the, the, uh-huh.
Oh, yes, right.
Yes.
I'll play it if I can find the damn thing.
All right.
It's taken forever.
I don't know why.
What are you doing, finder?
Shouldn't have to load this.
Okay, there we go.
Here is Aurora doing her thing for real.
Okay.
all right that's her in the beginning of that song now here's me she does like a
a thing it's really good it's not quite the same right no it's pretty dang good though like it's
you know you're a couple keys down but other than that i mean a little a little bit of
uh adjustment what do they call that not auto tune but like where they they they can move your
Oh, right.
You scale up to match the pitch or whatever, yeah.
Arrangement, yeah, pitch bend, yeah, or whatever it is.
They call that, yeah.
But I hate hearing it, so thank you for bringing it up, Elizabeth Collins.
I'm sad I had to hear myself do that again because that was terrible.
But Aurora, very tab.
By the way, not ever married to Richard Burton.
No.
Just want to get that, just want to make that clear.
No.
I got a little bit of flack.
I guess we both got a little bit of flack in the, in the discord about,
not knowing more about Richard Burton.
He's not really our zone, though, you know?
He is and he isn't.
I feel...
So I looked at his IMDB, and I'm embarrassed to say
that I've never seen a Richard Burton film.
And he's been in some things
that are easily in the AFI top 100, hot 100,
the AFI Hot 100.
The Hot 100, sure.
Yeah, the Hot 100.
So I'm going to rectify it.
He's also been in Exodus, too,
which would probably sadly be the thing that was the closest to something that I would have seen.
But, so I'm going to rectify that.
I'm going to watch Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf.
I'm going to watch Cleopatra.
The next time we meet on a Wednesday, I will have watched, I'm going to make myself watch both of those movies and make myself.
I mean, those are, you know.
He was in an episode, he was in the episode of the Fall Guy playing Richard Burton.
Playing Richard Burton.
I don't, yeah, don't count that.
I think I've seen that.
that might be the only thing I'm sure, yeah. I've never, I've only seen maybe four episodes of the fall again.
Oh, it's so bad. I watched more Fall Guy than Dukes of Hazard.
Brian watching half an episode of Fall Guy is officially more than Knight Rider or Dukes of Hazard.
Yeah, exactly. And BJ and the Bear. Never seen a single episode of BJ in the Bear.
Yeah, I just, for me, it was just, you know, he's my mom's actor, you know.
My mom would be really ended Richard Burton, but I just, I don't know, it just wasn't part of my growing up, didn't really.
think of any movies with him in it and as he got older you know he was probably in a thing or two
that i just didn't notice yeah sure so you know no no it's like kids now kids now watch like um
i don't know uh who is the guy in the tarantino movie cut the ear off the cop what's his name
oh uh michael madson michael madson you see him in some bit part now kids are like oh who's that
old guy anyway moving on they don't know it's michael madson who's like this mo had this moment
the 90s you know and oh yeah
Michael Madsen's great yeah
except he came out on stage at the
game awards and said
uh so he's out on the game awards
he's doing a thing for some reason Al Pacino
is presenting in the game awards I still'm not sure
he knows he was doing that but he was there
and he goes yeah I did a picture with Al Pacino
once and I went
a picture
who do you think you're talking to
look at this audience there a bunch of gamers you just
called it a picture I was in a
talkie with
anyway
he has a new game coming out
which is why he was there
you know we might
need to keep an eye on a film
called the Medusa Touch
somebody just recommended
TRPW just recommended it
for film sac
a French detective in London
reconstructs the life of a man
lying in a hospital
with severe injuries
with help of journals
and a psychiatrist
he realizes that the man
had powerful telekinetic abilities
oh I'm in then let's do it
he had the medusa touch yeah he had the touch of medusa what else skinny asked for i say let's do
that let's get it on the list somebody call randy move catwoman whatever you got to do yeah exactly
move cat woman let's uh speaking of which let's get done away in here and let's play a game
heck yeah which will be great here let's do this part first here he is okay we're adding done
away now remember the rule here uh we'll take the first well as many of you want to ping me right now
on Discord, you send me a direct ping, and I will pick the third person who pings me once
Dunaway gets here, and you will be our contestant.
Here we go.
That music means Brian Dunaway is joining us all the way from South Carolina and his
weird little hovel of retro games and strange food.
Hi, Brian, Dunaway.
What are you doing?
Oh, hi, Scott and Brian.
Oh, hi.
Oh, hi.
Oh, hi.
How are you?
Are you well?
Are you well?
Are you referring to my McRib habit?
I'm always referring to your mic rib habit.
Like all day, every day, all day.
And how is your, oh, you know, when's the last time you had a McRib?
Let's talk about that.
It's probably been over a year.
I need to, but I haven't seen it.
Usually, I'm like, I'm driving along, minding my own business.
The seasons have changed.
You know, maybe it's gotten cooler or something like that.
And I'll drive by the McDonald's sign.
It'll be like in big exclamation marks.
McRibb is back.
And I slammed the brakes.
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
I heard the McRib is back.
Always committed.
I love that.
We have a participant on the line, and it is BioCow of all people.
You were the third, man.
Hey, welcome BioCow.
Hi.
Are you there?
Oh, we don't hear BioCow.
Preston, turn on your microphone.
Oh, there we go.
Hello.
Are you there?
Wow.
I'm here.
Oh, look at that.
The guy who brings us.
his showbot, freaking vote thing, and
is always a great member of the Tadpool
and extended community. Everyone
loves Preston. I do. He's an amazing dude.
For sure. So welcome, man. I'm glad
you got to play it. Is this the first time you've been able to do
this? I can't remember. No, I got in one time before.
Oh, I don't remember when that was. It must have been a long time ago.
Also, my memory sucks.
All right. Let's get to it.
Hey, Brian, explained us how this works and what
BioCow might win for his trouble.
Okay. It's time to play the Todd Pooley View.
I've surveyed the tadpool on some nerdy topics.
And Scott and Brian will have to predict the answers that they gave us.
By the way, can't wait until somebody emails and says,
where did Brian steal that voice that he uses for introducing the tadpooly feud?
Hey, it's Scott and Brian's job to see how many of those answers they can guess.
Now, BioCow, your job is more important than ever because you're going to be working with either Scott or Brian.
And if your team wins, you get a prize package that includes.
Forgive Me Father from Tim Moore and from Becca Albright,
the full anthology of Civilization 6.
That's pretty good.
That means...
Full anthology.
That means every DLC,
that complete package is one of the best strategy things
in the history of the ball time.
It's so good.
So freaking good.
But you haven't won it yet?
Oh, no.
No, we got to get to our game
for you to be able to win that one.
All right.
So put your hands on your buzzers.
we asked
509
Tadpoolers
only four of which
could be arced
to come up
with an answer
I like that
I really like that
phrase
couldn't be arced
four of them said
no
but the other
505
came up
with great answers
to this
name something
you hide
in an underwear
drawer
Scott
well
I'm a little embarrassed
to say this
well
I think a lot of people
keep their sex toys in there.
There you go, sex toys.
Show me
sex toys. I mean, don't show them to me.
Number one answer on the board.
Automatically, you get
the
play.
It automatically goes to you. You get bio-Cal on
your team. I keep them in the dishwasher
is where I keep them.
Yeah, I basically had
every, like,
so many different ways of phrasing
that answer.
Maybe I don't want to meet the person who said that they've got the grimace from
the adult happy meal that came out a couple months ago.
Yeah, you never want to meet that guy.
In any context, do not meet that person.
All right, bio-couts, me and you.
What else you're hiding in there in that drawer?
Well, right next to my sex toys is my drugs.
There you go.
There you go.
That's perfect.
All your contraband in one easy, fine place.
let's say drugs.
I like that.
Sex toy and drugs.
Use responsibly.
Show me your edibles.
Number five answer on the board.
Yeah, basically.
Edibles,
a pot,
uh,
drugs,
anything,
anytime somebody said something like that,
I put,
uh,
your weed in there.
You weed in there,
exactly.
Um,
okay,
I like where we're headed here.
Uh,
do you?
Yeah.
Well,
no.
Ha ha ha.
Do you stay?
Uh,
let's say,
you know what?
My, my,
uh,
literally my,
has a little bit of emergency money in there in case we need to bail for some reason like a
case you need to get out of town yeah like uh like out money yeah what's the bug out bag or
whatever like that kind of stuff out bags and bug out money think she's got a little bit it might
be like i don't know it may only be like 50 bucks in 20s and fives or something but anyway
don't listen kids just when i think i i can't love kim any more than i do i hear about
something like this and i love her even more she definitely has bug out stuff but i'll say yeah let's
say money. Why not?
All right.
Show me your quick
get out of Dodge cash.
Yeah.
Two.
Yeah.
Number two answer on the board.
A lot of people hiding your...
Dash.
Your sex drugs.
No, no.
You think you're hiding your cash
in that drawer.
Oh, by the way.
I was looking for that.
Quick, quick judge question.
I assume it's implied by the very
question that underwear is in there.
That's not one of the options.
Or is that still...
I don't know.
Why don't you...
Why don't you put it on the board and find out, Scott?
Well, the question technically says hide.
I wouldn't hide my underwear.
No, you wouldn't, right?
If you had an underwear drawer, you would store it in there.
What if it was your butt-stained underwear, would you be hiding at the end?
Well.
You hide those at the bottom of the laundry basket.
Yeah, you hide that, you tuck that in.
You're like, you don't want your wife to...
I hide those in the trash can at the Taco Bells, right?
Preston, you have...
The scene of the crime.
Do you have one that...
jumps out for you as to
people, there's still a lot left and I'm
I got a couple. Okay, go.
I keep mine in my waistband, but some
people put their gun in there. Oh, your gun
yeah. Yeah. Pack and
heat. All right. I want to hang out
with Preston. Yeah, me too.
Uh, show you, you're going with gun?
Go, go with gun. All right.
Show me
weaponry. Oh, it's
in there. Show me
nunshots.
Exactly. Does that count?
Oh, if it doesn't, because it just says gun.
Hmm.
Just says gun.
Well, I mean, it said weaponry, so I assume.
I know.
No, don't, don't take the dice.
Don't, don't, okay.
That's where you stars.
Okay.
What was your other one, Preston?
I got a couple others, like important documents, passports.
Oh, that's a good one.
We have that.
I think ours has that.
Now that you say it, we keep our passes.
That says we need to bug out.
We need to cross the border real fast.
We got our passports.
Okay.
Great.
Okay.
Is that what you're going with?
Yeah, let's go with personal documents.
Okay, personal documents.
Show me your government papers that you thought you left in the White House and other important papers.
Great.
Oh, that's a good.
I'm surprised.
That was like my next guess.
Yeah.
Really?
So I will tell you, there were a couple that this could be.
I was going to say like will, will or something like that.
I lumped a lot of personal documents altogether.
Somebody really did say tax records, but also passport and somebody put the Declaration of Independence.
Still not enough to pop out in the top 10.
Not enough to knock it into the top 10.
Yeah, Nick Cage.
Brian gets a chance to play now, though.
I hear he's got the Declaration of Independence in his underwear drawer.
Sorry, go ahead.
That was a terrible Nick Cage.
Go ahead.
I keep my Nick Cage.
cage in my underwear drawer.
So definitely
not the document. Okay,
so not the decoration of independence, not
the top drawer. I will go.
Cross that one off of your... Right. I got it.
Okay. How about
your adult reading
material that you don't
want your catch to find? Okay, Mr.
1970s, let's find out.
Right, right. That's right. Well, I mean,
if it was a lady, lady may say
book and man's a
They say, read it for the articles.
Of course.
Yeah, your book with What's His Face on the cover?
Sure, absolutely.
Fabio.
Fabio, yes, exactly.
Fabio, Fabio.
Fabio.
Show me your.
Labio.
Show me your Harlequin romance or your copy of Jungs.
Number six.
There we go.
Porn.
The Porn.
Hardcore porn.
Oh, wow.
The underwear drawer is a dirty place, man.
Right.
I guess if you're hiding something, you might hide the keys to your safe or something maybe.
Okay, sure.
Like in there, or maybe some kind of keys or something that you would hide.
I would just, yeah, I think I could hide your keys or something in there.
Keys is good.
Some kind of keys.
Sure, gotcha.
You're Alicia Keys.
All right.
All right, show me your keys.
Yeah, no key nine answer.
And all of a sudden, we've got ourselves a time.
High game. Good Lord.
We're tied up.
Yeah. Oh, now what?
Oh, boy.
Yeah. What else? What else you got, Brian? What else have you got in your?
I don't like, I don't like to, I don't like to think about it.
But I think women, it would just, if I was a woman, it would be very convenient for me to hide my feminine pad products and stuff right there in the underwear drawer.
Don't want people to see it, but I do want access to it, you know, when it's time.
Okay. Sure.
All right, show me, let me rephrase this.
Hygiene products.
Let's see.
Is that a good way to say it?
On the board, if it's there, let's see feminine hygiene products.
Oh, man.
It is not.
I like that you tried to get into the head of a lady.
I like it.
That's what I'm thinking.
Ladies must not think like me.
That would definitely be where I would put my man tampon.
They're all underneath the man ponds.
Yeah, you put them all underneath the sink in the bathroom is my, my daughter's and my wife, that's where they put them.
That makes sense.
I guess you got to be in, that makes sense because you got to get rid of the, that's another good idea.
Yeah, yeah, good plan.
You got to get rid of.
Amazingly enough, nobody put, nobody put feminine hygiene products on the, in the survey.
So just me then.
You just mansplained it and got it wrong.
I think you want that stuff in the bathroom.
I agree.
That's why I'm not a lady.
I don't know the answers.
I keep three of them with me all the time.
Hey, Preston, any more on that list of years?
Yeah.
Well, I got two that I came up with.
One is tangentially related to that.
So this is not my answer quickly.
Birth control.
Oh, birth control.
I like that.
Okay, but keep going.
The other one is jewelry, important jewelry.
Ooh.
Which way do we go here?
I'm thinking of jewelry.
Yeah, I think I'd go jewelry as well.
I know people have jewelry boxes.
but a lot of people just straight up put them in a drawer,
and why not that one?
You got soft underwear in there.
Oh, by the way, Brian, just for your, if Nick Cage is in there,
he would say, why did it have to be B cups?
Ah, that's what he would say.
Because it's the underwear, see, in the drawer there?
Not the B cups.
Not the B cups.
All right.
We say, we say jewelry is what we say.
Jewelry, sure, sure.
All right.
Jewelry, whether you pronounce it with two syllables or three,
Show me jewelry.
Jewelry.
That's a nice bump in points.
Jewelry, hearing somebody pronounce it with three syllables,
doesn't quite bother me as much as hearing somebody pronounce
wrestling with three syllables, wrestling.
Wrestling.
Michael Stuyves.
Andy,
Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling.
Oh, how do you do?
Tell me how you do with four syllables.
It's a jewelry.
Jewelry.
Jewelry.
Jewelry.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
That I hate worse than three syllable wrestling.
Yeah, you've done it.
He topped his previous most unliked one.
That was good.
What are we at?
23 to 15.
This is a nice lead.
Realtor also never has three.
You can never pronounce that with three syllables because it's not a relator.
You're not selling relat estate.
Right.
Right.
Okay, what else would you want to hide in there?
Yeah, what else you got?
So I had, yeah, birth control and then, like, I have,
might just be me personally.
I have a stack of unused credit cards that I also keep in it.
Oh, interesting.
You know what?
Like cash.
How can we do?
That's what I'm worried about is Brian included cash.
Put those in cash.
Yeah.
You know what?
Let's do birth control.
Yeah.
I feel like that.
That's where my sister used to hide hers.
Yeah, there's something there with that.
I like that.
Don't want the parents to know that you're already on the pill.
All right.
Show me birth control.
Damn it.
Amazingly.
Yeah, and another one that nobody, I'm really definitely surprised that nobody said birth control pills.
Yeah, I'm a little shocked by that.
How about, how about the opposite of birth control pills?
How about some?
Does they make you pregnant?
How about some, how about some lotion for the motion?
Oh, lubrication.
Lubrication for your penis and vaginas.
Those, that I lumped in with sex toys.
Did you?
Okay.
Brian lumped the lube in with the sex toys
I lumped the lube in
I guess you gotta
Yeah I mean most cases you need both
Most cases it's it's a it's a
You know
You don't necessarily need one with the other
But yeah
Right right
Yeah and look you know consenting adults everybody do
What you got to do
It's totally fine what you keep in there
You know I keep in my underwear drawer
What
I keep
I keep my candy bars in there
I keep my snacks.
That's because no one, yeah, none of the kids are going in, in my underwear drawer.
That's the safest place.
Is that how you can explain away your crusties?
You go, oh, honey, that's just chocolate from that chocolate bar.
Oh, geez.
Yeah.
That's just the baby Ruth's bar.
Yeah, there's just the baby root.
That's just the, that's just the caramel.
That's just the caramel.
Sure.
All right.
All right.
Show me food or candy or snack, something like that.
Oh, come on.
Number 11.
We have a lot of people hiding their sugar or whatever.
They're Fritos or Tostitos or any of those Eitos in their...
Eitos.
I keep thinking socks for no good reason.
Is that a bad idea?
Yeah, that's hilarious.
That's a bad idea.
Scott, the only other one that I have is Will, but I think that falls under personal papers.
Personal documents.
Yeah, I would have lumped that into personal documents.
Unless you're Randy and Samantha Jane
In which case keeping Will in the underwear drawer
Just feels like really bad
Yeah, that's bad
It's not a way to raise a child
Yeah, and Wheaton keeps Will in the underwear drawer
Ah, yes, she does
I mean, he's been to the pleasure planet
He knows what's up, sorry, go ahead
Gold or silver coins, I don't know
Oh, um, hmm, that's interesting
It's all stuff I'd put in a safe
Oh yeah, it is money, isn't it? I don't know if we count that
But he did say cash, which isn't really...
I always think of paper is cash.
We don't need you muddying the stuff up.
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just thinking out loud.
I will tell you that I would have lumped even gold coin, stuff like that into cash.
Okay.
What about, what about, like, I'm just trying to think of clandestine things.
Sure.
Like, oh, like a, oh, you already said birth control.
Are condoms included in birth control?
No, those would be a separate thing.
I mean, I know their birth control
and they would be different
than birth control pills. Gotcha. Yeah, because
they do more than just birth control. They also
protect you from diseases. Yeah, and they also
blow up and you can make a fun balloon out of it.
You know? Yeah, can make yellow animals, yeah.
Oh, I'm tempted.
Preston, do you agree?
I'm having to sleep in the wet spot.
Do you agree or do you think this is a bad
idea? Also, gross, Brian.
I was thinking, I'll just let that ride.
I'll let that pass, but they're going to eat at me.
I'm happy to go there.
Oh, my lord.
All right.
I like it.
My only other thought is electronics, iPad or something like that.
That's not bad.
My daughter's losing it in the chat.
Someone says she's having a hard time with this.
I don't blame her.
I didn't see it in here.
You know what?
Electronics isn't bad.
problem is you want to have that out and available though yeah i just don't know what electronics
you'd be hiding like maybe a thumb drive or an sd card but oh that's not bad that's not bad though
you know what let's say i'm gonna go let's go with biocounts a electronics of some kind
we'll see if brian lumped it all right sure uh all right show me electronics that don't hum
Damn it!
I'm glad you said that because I was going to go with burner phone and I think that's part of the bugout bag.
Yeah, it's part of the bug out bag.
Got the cash, you got the documents, and you got your burner phone.
I don't know what else you would hide.
I mean, we tried snacks.
How about some refreshing beverage?
Like maybe some lick, maybe your flask.
Would you put that in there maybe?
A little room temperature booze.
Yeah.
okay show me your booze
oh come on
a few people didn't say that it was let's see
booze was number 19
any booze of any sort
my gosh you guys almost said number three
I don't know why he just didn't keep with it show me number three
condoms dang it
I just wasn't sure because we'd already done all the sexy stuff
and I just thought well what else I know but what I said
Yeah, I did not include condoms and birth control pills.
It's a good hint.
It's a good hint.
And then you guys also, you danced around this one, too, and I bummed that you didn't do it.
Yeah, a lot of tadpullers just keep underwear, hide their underwear and other underwear.
But a few people implied that it was the...
Dirty.
Their sexy underwear or lingerie, that sort of things.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, my thong, my pink thong I like to wear is in there.
That's right.
Finally, all you people with your dirty minds, sometimes.
it's just something wholesome and fun
like
you're hiding your Christmas and birthday presents
from people. You don't want them to find
their... Oh, oh, please don't
hide my present in your underwear drawer.
Thank you.
What if it's... I mean, it can still be wrapped, Brian.
That's true.
If you got a gun on top of it with some condoms
and some candy, you've got a weird combo in there.
Some of the others that people said,
Knife, you guys also mentioned passport.
I love letters.
Keeping old love letters in there.
Yeah.
Strangely enough, a bunch of people still said socks.
One person said, you know, that sock.
Wait, I don't know what that is.
What does that mean?
I love dead with sex stories.
Yeah, you do.
I don't.
What does that mean?
That sock?
That's where you, that's, we don't want to know.
Look it up later.
Okay.
I really don't know.
I don't know what that is.
Chat room.
I can't ruin Santa Claus for them like that.
Diaries in their.
Flashlight.
It's kind of funny.
We actually had people who answered both flashlight and fleshlight in the same
in the same listener poll.
Wow.
Funny.
Kids baby teeth.
So when you're the tooth fairy, I guess, you know, you take the teeth out from under the kid's
pill and you hide them in your...
You ever wonder where your teeth went, kid?
That's right.
Bad report cards.
Somebody said bleach, but I think they might have meant blech.
They just spelled it wrong.
I hope so.
Don't be putting bleach in there.
It seems bad.
Somebody put comic relief red noses.
Crazy glue.
Again, I'm not exactly sure.
Let's see.
Ammunition for their gun, apparently.
The extra TV remote.
The good game controller.
Magic cards.
Yeah.
My COVID Vex card when my anti-vex parents are visiting.
Nice.
Nice.
You got to keep it somewhere.
The good soap, somebody put.
So there you go.
The good soap.
Oh, because your kids or whatever are using all the shitty soap.
Right.
Like if you share a bathroom with somebody and you don't want them to use the good soap.
That's great.
Yeah.
That's great.
I love that.
Isn't there a movie?
I know it was a TV show called The Good Pope.
No, wait.
Do I have that right?
New Pope.
New Pope, that's it.
The New Pope's.
The New Pope's.
The two popes?
The nude.
The nude.
The nude.
It wouldn't surprise me because there is on everything else, the good blank.
Yeah.
The good, I can't think of any, but you're right.
There's a bunch of those.
The good wife.
The good wife.
The good wife.
The good wife.
The good fight.
The good murderer.
Yeah, the good murderer.
The murderer who is good.
Coming up on Netflix, a 10-part miniseries called The Good Murder.
Yep, can't wait.
It's going to be awesome.
Called Dexter.
The good news is, we have a winner here.
Congratulations.
You're a winner.
According to Scott Fletcher, it's a winner.
all been confirmed. So Brian, once again, he gets what? Does he get? What does he win here?
He wins Civilization 6, courtesy of Becca Albright, and Forgive Me Father, courtesy of Tim Moore.
I don't know what that is. That Father? I don't know either. Forgive me Father. It's a game
where you play, it's another chore, a Chor craft game where you play someone who just, a Chorcore where you listen to people's confessions.
Gotcha. You have to choose. All right, let's see. How many rosaries is this?
worth how many uh nice well uh i think that's great pressing you deserve it we'll uh we'll discord
you the codes and uh i just did this is a great this actually is released because i just right click
message paste that's right we don't ever have to worry about emails again we're doing it new
school everybody uh presson since you're here and you do with so many cool things or anything
you want to like promote or tell people about or anything like that um yeah there's a patreon
Patreon, I think it's
Patreon.com slash TMS
is the patron for you guys
and everybody should be a part of that
and in the Discord and having a good
time with everybody in
Yes. That's awesome.
He's one of our favorites. Not to pick
favorites, but we've picked you as a favorite.
That's what we've done.
Congratulations and well done.
Done away, you helped him win and so did I.
Don't we all feel good about ourselves? Yeah, it's good.
Yeah, we do. Yesterday we did
a brand new play retro. It's out now for your
consumption. We talked about the time Sega almost cracked the Zelda
code, but didn't quite get there. So close. Yeah, it was a lot of fun though. I really
enjoyed that episode. Ragnoscenti or Crusader of Sinti. That was our
top pick out of all the ones that happened during those 8 and 16-bit errors.
Ended up playing another, I don't know, hour and a half of that last night. Very good.
It's funny. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I like it. I like it better than Zelda 1 and 2.
I'll say that. I mean, they never played.
Right? That's for now. Yeah. For now. I mean, it doesn't beat Link before time or link lost in time or whatever the hell of the SNES game is. But it's a good game.
So anyway, if you want to hear us talk about all that stuff and get some history on all that, it was a whole lot of fun. You can check it out wherever you get your podcast. Look for Play Retro or you can go to our website, Frogpants.com slash play Retro. Brian, is there anything else you'd like to say?
Yes, thank you for taking me along for this ride. I love you guys.
Oh, that's really sweet.
We love you, too.
I'm so glad I didn't cut him off until now.
Okay.
No, it was good.
All right, we're going to take a break when we come back.
Tom Merritt will join us, talk a little bit of tech in the morning,
and we got recommendals lined up after that.
All of that and more coming right up after this song from Brian Ibit.
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Pop artist, a Mexican bedroom pop artist.
I'm realizing that I'm really liking the musical genre called Bedroom Pop.
It's kind of like shoe gazee pop, but yeah, like if you, when you listen to this, you'd be like, oh, this is what bedroom pop is?
I like this a lot.
Okay, interesting.
This guy is from Mexico, a guy named Braddy.
He's joined by NSQ and Mene for this cool little indie guitar pop dream, some balancing earworm guitar lines with silk and vocal performance and an easy going home spun charm.
I can't argue with any of that.
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Fantastic. Like the Continental and John Wick, right? Like that? Just like that. Yeah, exactly. Just like that.
Fantastic. Exactly like that. All right. It's Tomtime.
Tom time. Yeah. Yeah. He's good for it. And we're bringing him in now.
So watch for this and listen to what we have to say about technology today.
With the computer as with any tool, the concept and direction must come from the man.
That man is Tom Merritt.
He joins us every Wednesday, for the most part, to talk about technology and what's going on in the world of tech.
And today is one of those days.
Tom Merritt, welcome back to the show.
Thank you for having me every Wednesday except the Wednesdays I'm not on.
Absolutely.
Those are the best Wednesdays are the ones you're on.
I'll say that.
Yes.
I'm about to say the twin face of what I'm not on.
Chat room says,
Max Troubott says,
welcome male Veronica Belmont.
That's an odd one.
Thank you.
Max Trolbot.
Yeah, Max Trolbot.
I have a question for Brian Ibbett.
Sure.
Ooh,
I love it.
How many pops are there now?
You know, there's chill pop and city pop and
like,
yeah.
Yeah,
where are we on the pops?
I think there's a 74 by my count,
my last count,
74 different kinds of pops, and it still takes three licks to get to the center.
Do we count any kind of pop?
Sure.
Of any kind of pop.
Do we count J-pop and K-pop in the pop list or no?
For sure.
Yeah, I counted those when I counted my quick 74, yes.
All the letters, actually.
All right.
So many pop.
You've got your Argentinian pop, which we just call A pop.
Andopop.
That's right.
Boutanese pop.
Bop.
I shorten that one to B-pop.
B-pop, yeah.
Just Me Pop, which is what I call when I sing in the shower.
I want to hear Tom Pop.
That sounds like fun.
I would hear that.
Speaking of which, so CES is over.
How's that feel to be done with all that?
That was a lot.
Yes, CES is over, but the reverberations ring on.
On Monday's show, Rich Truffalino kind of talked about some of the coolest stuff that he saw on the floor.
On Tuesday's show, Robert Heron and Patrick Norton gave us the scoop on TVs.
We're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're so much EV electric vehicle news.
Uh, we, we might try to get Bodie, uh, from the kilowatt podcast come on and, and kind of
interpret it. So it, there's the avalanche of news, which is what we did last week.
Like, here's everything that happened. Here's that. We're sorting through it all for you.
And then there's sort of the interpretation, the stepping back and going, okay, but what did it all
mean? Right. What, what are the trends? So we're kind of in the middle of that. Uh, the other thing
we'll mention today we probably won't go into it too long uh but the uh the the big uh system crash
that caused all the airline delays this year um it was uh did did you all talk about that already
we mentioned it just briefly mentioned before pre-show yeah i don't actually understand what the glitch
was do we have a better understanding of that now like what actually happened we don't know what
caused it but essentially uh the notam system is the notice to air missions system it's not
really a critical system in the sense that you can fly without it but what it does is it automates
sending all the information you need to know when you're taken off and landing like oh this runway is
closed due to construction or the military is going to be using this airspace so there's a fly
around it's it's that kind of stuff it's the it's the list of things to know before you fly
they can give those manually to every pilot.
So when the system crashed,
the planes in the air weren't in any danger.
But it makes it hard to do the thousands and thousands of airline trips that we do
if you have to give everyone manually.
Like, all right, now call Pilot Joe and tell him everything.
Now call Pilot Kelly and tell her everything.
So that's why they grounded everything.
It's like we can't handle that many planes without the No-Tam system.
system and they got it back up. All they've said is that it crashed and they had to do a hard reset
at 2 a.m. And it took until 8, 15 or so to be clear that everything was working properly. They
didn't want it to crash again. They're very cautious about that thing. Plus in the middle of the
night, you don't have as many planes taken off. So they gave them a little extra time. But yeah,
they started departures again at around 8.15. And by 9 a.m., they were rolling back in. It still
cause delays because, you know, they want to ease the system back into working again. So I, last I saw
maybe 900 flights total got canceled. But that's out of 21,464 flights that were scheduled today.
Well, we made a broad assumption. I say we, I think, us in the chat room, that some of this is due to
how old the systems are. And I don't know that that's actually true. Do we know what can be?
It may or may be not be right. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know either. It's always easy to blame it
on that. In my experience, older systems tend to crash less. Maybe this doesn't. Maybe this doesn't
Maybe this does rarely crash.
Like, I don't know what the frequency is.
Oh, well, yeah.
I mean, I think we might have noticed before.
The other question I have is about redundancy.
Right.
You know, was there, was there a backup system that failed?
Was there a power outage that caused the redundant system to go out?
Do they, is it distributed?
Like, those are the things that pop to my mind first.
Because system crashes are going to happen no matter what.
So age may or may not play a part in it more to the point is, well, what caused it to go out entirely?
right? Why was there not? I'm going to guess there's a redundant system. The FAA very much into redundant
systems. So why didn't the redundant system kick in? Those are all questions. We're still waiting.
The one thing that U.S. officials said is does not appear to have been a cyber attack or anything like that.
It was just a system failure. I'm sure all the conspiratorial-minded people will hear Tom say that and
immediately back off. They will no longer. Oh, it's just it's not real. Okay. Yeah, yeah, it's fine. They're fine now. It's all
fine. Yeah. I tend to
agree with all of that and I hope
whatever they do, they fix it because
obviously nobody was harmed in
the downing of the system
but I don't know
these delays, we were already coming off horrible
delays in the holidays like
some of the worst ever. These were more
airline related obviously. Weather
and airline related. Yeah.
So just having... This is one of the quietest
periods of travel because everybody got their
travel out in December so
that's true. Thankfully
you have less unless you're on southwest in which case you got your travel out a couple days ago
yeah so it's a little it reminds me of like when an mMO goes down it's best to have it happen at 3 a.m
and on a during a time where people are working or not playing or whatever it's that kind of thing right
you're just down for maintenance i guess sort of uh and like i said it'll probably be just a quick
explanation on d tns today unless we find out more about what caused it and it becomes really
interesting. We don't love to cover outages, especially a website stuff. Because by the time
people listen to our show, the outage is long over and everybody's forgotten about it. People only
want to talk about an outage while it's happening. This in particular, though, I think was so
interesting that it's worth noting like, oh, this is what it is. You may not realize that the system
even existed. I didn't, I didn't until today. No, I had no idea. I didn't know. It was all called
they had a name for it. I don't know if that's an acronym or initialism or something. I don't know.
Yes, it stands for notice to air missions.
Oh, that's very appropriate and obvious now that you say it that way.
No tant.
Unlike when I'm not on on Wednesdays, which is no Tom.
No Tom, yeah.
That's right.
We can use the same acronym.
Well, that'll be tomorrow.
There's no Tom like the present.
Thank you really good.
You need to someone make that a title.
That was very good.
Tom, later today, of course, like you mentioned, DTNS will be happening.
Wednesdays, which is always a good time. I can't wait to get back to it.
It wasn't there last week because of the CES coverage, but very much looking forward to that.
I know you've got a million other things going on. Anything else you'd like to mention today?
Well, yeah, I thought we'd dig in today, Scott, because I know you're interested in this topic.
There was a study out of New York, the New York University Center for Social Media and Politics,
published a study in nature, peer-reviewed journal, finding virtually no effect on the 2016
elections from Twitter.
Everybody's like, oh, what about Facebook?
But I think it's significant that if you didn't find anything on Twitter, you might not
find anything on Facebook.
Be interesting to study.
Maybe there is a difference.
But everybody seems to kind of bandy about that we all know that social media affected
that election.
And these folks went in looking for that.
They thought they would find something and they did not.
So we'll kind of go through, what did they study?
What did they look for?
and what did they find.
I thought that would be kind of fun for us to talk about today.
I absolutely think that'll be interesting to talk about because I love that.
I love it when we can pierce through the freak out and the rage and the assumptions and get to some data.
I like that a lot.
Yeah, yeah.
And I have a feeling that at the end of all of this conversation, it's going to be,
turns out Twitter and Facebook are very good at amplifying existing opinions and that nobody's really swayed by them.
They're just loud over there, you know?
that's probably it pretty close there's there's some there's some other interesting things about
who actually saw the messages and and and all of that uh but you're you're not you're not wrong
yeah it's it's that's pretty much what we're gonna you put it this way the data doesn't say that
but the data certainly supports that well i like some data we'll be getting some of that later
today it's tom merritt everybody he is ace detect on twitter and uh you can find all his massive
awesome things at tom merritt.com as well tom merritt everybody we'll see you next time and see you later
today.
Thank you.
So we have a visitor real quick here.
Hold on a second.
Oh.
Bring in this tiny child,
or Taylor.
No.
Definitely not.
Tiny child time.
Oh, look.
This is the little monkey.
No one's gotten to see her much because she's,
you know,
been little, but she's,
this is Phoebe, everybody.
Say hi,
hi, Phoebe.
Can you say where, Jen?
You can't say where it yet?
She got a really strong neck,
but I love that she's always going like,
like just really rocking it.
Well, kids are Phoebo flop head.
Oh, I love her so much.
She can be here all day?
I can't wait to see her.
Oh, yeah, you're getting a tattoo today.
Taylor's getting a new tat.
She's finishing her sleeve, is it?
Yeah.
Which arm?
Right arm?
All right.
My kids are all so tatted up now.
Yeah.
It's the generation.
I know I will.
Eventually, it's going to be something band draws or something.
I don't know.
We'll figure it out.
Oh, the kids smell so good.
She smells like a baby.
They smell so good.
I'm going to eat that baby.
All right.
Oh, jeez.
I know.
Don't say that Blizzard will cancel you if you do that.
I know.
That's a deep cut right there.
Very deep cut.
Very nice, though.
That was a really good one.
All right.
Where are we now?
Oh, a recommendal time.
It's never recommendals.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
What are we even doing here?
Randy is joining us.
Nicole.
Yeah.
He's joining us.
Here we go.
Full house today.
Full housemen.
Look at this.
Man, there's so much to recommend.
We don't even know what to do with ourselves.
Here we go.
It's time for recommendals where we take stuff we saw on streaming services and we either recommend it to you or warn you against it.
Often it's a recommendal, but sometimes we're like, you know, we saw a thing.
It wasn't great.
Maybe don't watch it unless you, you know, like certain things or whatever.
But mostly it's like, hey, here's stuff we really liked.
And I'm excited to share that with you all today.
Welcoming our guest, Nicole Spagnola.
Hello, Nicole.
Sorry, my dogs are barking.
Oh, I don't hear them.
Is that your feet?
Oh, good.
Put your feet up.
Yeah, put your feet up.
Soke them.
Oh, not those dogs.
It's that old phrase of, oh, my dogs are barking.
Oh, my dogs are barking.
My brain is a little slow.
Totally understandable and we're there for you.
Yeah, we're here for you.
We'll make all the jokes for you.
Don't worry.
We're here to make sure that you name as many celebrities as possible.
That's right.
Start with Cheeto, work your way down.
Hey, also, Randy Jordan joining us.
Hi, Randy.
Good morning, morning stream.
How are you?
I'm fine.
It's an awesome morning.
The morning after the Golden Globes, I know everyone's recovering.
We haven't even talked about the Globes, didn't we?
No, because Brian didn't watch it.
I was out doing Puzzled Pint.
Didn't even watch.
Absolutely bizarre golden globes.
And mostly for what was nominated and what didn't win.
And just every category that came along, I was like, oh, this is really weird that something didn't win.
with Best Musical or Comedy
Banshees of In a Sharon one
That's fine
But everything everywhere all at once didn't win
That was also best screenplay
Yeah but she won
Michelle Yeo got a thing
Right
Sure sure sure and expectedly right
But like best drama TV series
Severance didn't win
And neither did Ozark
It went to House of the Dragon
Like it just like you
The guy actually got on stage
The House of the Dragon showrunner
on stage and so I was like wow I am I'm honored just to be nominated alongside severance like
they should have won what I'm musical comedy TV series went to the bear okay okay I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
did not go to the bear no it went to um uh what's the show uh white lotus white lotus white
it went to Abbott Elementary right okay okay so musical comedy what is that's fine
Abbott Elementary's a bunch of shows.
Let's just take it down on.
Give me some anxiety here.
I'm exhausted.
I haven't even started talking about your show.
I'm freaking out.
This is killing me.
All right.
I'm in timeout.
That is one of my favorite things that ever happened on this show.
I don't even know how to describe it.
That was really great.
Let's make Nicole an admin of this chat group so that she can just mute.
Any of us, any time that we're causing some anxiety.
That's right.
Hey, but I heard so short, one thing I didn't want to mention, short round won something.
What did he win for?
Oh, he won for everything everywhere at once.
Yeah, did he win?
Is it an acting award, I assume?
That's awesome.
What a cool thing that is.
I miss that.
I wouldn't mind watching that.
Randy is really in time out, isn't he?
I'm sorry, Randy.
I was having some trouble.
No, that's cool, though.
He, like, thanks Spielberg.
going to speech and stuff like that.
All right. Well, I missed it. It seems like we missed a weird
one. I want to, maybe I want to go see some highlights.
You know, go back and
look at who recommended Banshees of and
Sharon last week and hurry up and go watch it
because it's awesome and it absolutely
deserves the prize.
You also recommended Abbott Elementary
earlier. I did. Yeah, good call. Like, there were
a bunch of winners that you recommended.
Yeah. Nicely done. Well done, Brian.
All right. Thank you. Let's get to the
the recommendals of the day.
Brian will start with you, as we always do.
What's your setup here?
Yeah, so I watched a movie that is a murder mystery that features a detective that you don't often hear.
Well, you've never heard using this kind of accent before.
Features an all-star cast, came out last year.
Let's see if anybody can guess what it is.
Here we go.
Inspector, I want you to know that I have nothing but the utmost respect for the Metropolitan Police.
But, well, do you think you might be finished in time for curtain up?
tomorrow night. Oh, for goodness sake.
John Wolfe, esteemed film producer.
Yes, thank you, Councillor Boone.
This is a murder investigation. Surely that takes precedence.
Sold out or not.
Yes, it's all going to plan for you, isn't it, Wolfie?
You want the run to end?
I want nothing of the sort.
It's a decent thing to do.
That's all closed the theatre.
Out of respect for Leo.
Such a tragic loss.
Inspector, I implore you not to overreact.
I would hate to have to go over your head
talk directly to your superiors.
Oh, we wouldn't want that, no, would we, madam?
But I'm afraid that under the circumstances
is a precaution.
Procortion?
He's already dead.
He is, madam.
But until we have an idea as to a likely motive,
who's to say this is the end of it?
What is that supposed to mean?
We are no longer merely suspects.
We are also potential victims.
Is this the Nile one?
It is nuts.
that's not a bad guess though
no that that person you're just hearing
with the British accent the inspector
is Sam Rockwell
who to my knowledge I don't think
I've ever heard him work a British accent
No I'm blown away that that's him
I can't believe that
He sounds a lot like Gary Oldman
That is a 2022 movie called See How They Run
This is getting a lot of early Oscar attention
I don't know was it nominated for anything
I didn't notice it, no.
Okay.
It should be because I like this movie.
I like Glass Onion.
I thought it was great.
I like this movie a lot more.
This is your typical who done it.
You've got a cast of characters.
You've got an inspector that's kind of interviewing them one by one to see who the murderer is.
Other voices you heard in there, Sarah Sharon.
or Sersha Ronan.
Ruth Wilson is the main woman you heard talking in that thing.
You've also got Adrian Brody.
You want to hear him in that clip because he's dead.
He's the dead?
He's the murderer man.
He's the murdered.
He's Mr. Body.
Yep.
Rees-Shears Smith, Harris Dickinson, David Oiolo.
This was a lot of fun.
And this was a movie that I wanted to see in theaters.
And the day that we went to go see it, it had gotten like it was the last David's run.
And so we ended up seeing Amsterdam, which was also good, but nowhere near, as good as this.
Claire is yelling at me because of my pronunciation of Sertia.
It's Sertia.
You pronounce it like inertia.
And she told us how to pronounce it like inertia on SNL when she was the host.
Yes.
And we did a YouTube thing once where we played her saying her name.
So I think that's right.
So I don't need to check my DMs, Claire.
Check your DMs.
Check your DMs.
This is, this reviewed okay.
75 on Rotten Tomatoes, not bad.
I can't remember.
I heard somebody say that they thought it was too long,
but they might have been telling me about Amsterdam.
I think they were telling you about Amsterdam
because that absolutely is a complaint about Amsterdam.
My complaint about Amsterdam was that it was too long,
but also that they tried to put too much into the time they had.
Amsterdam would have been a great miniseries,
like a Fargo-style miniseries.
It's a bummer because David O. Russell usually hits on all selling it.
Yeah, I mean, and that cast and,
in Amsterdam. Also, by the way, also
streaming, like, see how they're run, also streaming on HBO Mac.
So you can, you can be the judge of that.
But see how they run, way, way fun, way more fun,
whodunit that we needed this year, more fun than the sequel to
murder on the Orient Express was Jewel of the Nile.
No, something of the Nile.
Murder on the Nile, or murder.
Murder on the Nile? Yeah, Jule the Nile was the sequel to
romancing the stuff.
Stone, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I couldn't think of that either, but that is correct. All right. So this is HBO Max again. Sorry, the title, see how they run. You bet. See how they run, not shit out of luck.com. Nope. I am so glad they've got it on HBO Max already. Like, one of the outcomes of the Golden Globes last night was me realizing, wow, there's a lot of movies that they haven't figured out how to get streaming for free. Like, they're all streaming. But like, some of it, like, the big winner of the night was the Fabelmans. And you got to go pay 20 bucks to watch.
that at home and it's not in theaters yeah and i just i'm i'm glad they're working it out for some
movies oh this is exactly where they where they want to put that sort of thing um like bones and
all still can't watch that armageddon time still can't watch that without tar still can't watch
that without paying big bucks yeah so waiting for all of those to to finally hit streaming was spillberg
in short round and this were they both there at the thing i just i'm i'm short round i mean i know
what you're referring to, but I don't remember
short round at the Gold of Globes.
The actor. He won. Yes, I know what
you're referring to.
He's from Temple of Doom.
His name is,
oh, geez.
He went for everything everywhere all at once.
Goonies.
I can't think of his name.
His speech was so
Oh, right. Okay, so just I totally miss
supporting actor in a motion picture. Yeah, that's
that's the guy who. K. Hoy,
Kwan. There you go. And so
was Spielberg in the audience, though, when he was
up there talking? That's awesome. Yes. What a
cool thing that is. And he
expressed how
he had thought all
of his acting was his best
days when he was a kid
and how 30 years later
it was just, oh, it was just
really heartwarming
and wonderful.
Keep hearing it was like the best speech of the night.
Everybody keeps saying. Yeah. Oh, that's cool.
And I missed it.
Good for him.
No time for romance, Dr. Jones.
Let's move on.
Let's go to Nicole next. Nicole.
What's your setup here for this here, Dale?
It's on Netflix.
And, yeah, just play it.
The clip's going to tell you about it and then we can talk about it.
All right, here we go.
This is one I'm definitely interested in.
Bob wasn't something that was taken away from us.
It was something that was given to us.
I hope everybody here either have Bob as a friend like that
or someday has a friend like Bob.
Welcome to the Bob's super spreader.
everybody we're coming to see you bob that was uh jim carrie there talking that was jim carey
and geoffrey ross and chris rock and john mayor and jackson brown and uh that's an interesting
crossover jackson brown so so this is called dirty daddy uh the bob sagot tribute so you can watch
this on netflix um i watched it the other night because i've been wanting to watch it
And I'm just trying to, I knew it was going to be sad, but I also knew it was going to be really funny.
And it was really funny.
So if you know anything about Bob Sagitt, you probably remember him as the dad from Full House, so squeaky clean.
But if you, if you've ever dug a little deeper, you know he is a raunchy, raunchy comedian.
If you've ever seen the aristocrats.
Exactly.
And if you're not sure what the aristocrats are.
I don't know.
Should you Google it?
I don't know if you should or not.
It's a funny documentary by Penn and Teller.
Yeah.
No, it's well, it's really good.
It's just, yeah, just be warned.
It's the dirtiest thing with the parents.
Don't watch it up to kids.
It's the dirtiest thing you'll ever see, honestly.
It's real dirty.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And this, it just, it's, this tribute, it feels very unorganized because it kind of is.
There's a general flow.
like they have video clips. So like Dave Chappelle, Tim Allen, Michael Keaton, John Lovitz. They all kind of have videos that play in between. So it's like they're just remembering Bob and how wonderful he was. And it was a year. And I think it was on January 9th of last year is when he passed away.
And I was like, whatever, like I never heard what happened.
And they, the report came back that he had hit his head.
And he had, it was like a brain injury.
And when he went to sleep, died in the sleep from it.
Well, the first people thought it was a heart attack or something.
But it was, yeah, yeah, he fell, hit his head and went to sleep.
Because he was on tour.
He was touring.
If you look at his Twitter, like everything is about his tour that he was on.
And he loved to make people laugh and he loved to perform comedy.
and this is just a little glimpse into his world and the people that he touched.
Like, who would have thought that John Mayer and Bob Sagitt were like really good friends?
I didn't know him and Jim Carrey were so tight.
That was news to me.
They were, yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, that's one of the jokes.
It's like, oh, Bob had to die to get Jim Carrey back on stage.
Yeah, that's true.
But I remember there was an episode of Nor.
Norm McDonald's show, the web one he used to do, and he had a Bob Sagitt on there.
And those two were apparently very tight and close as well.
And I didn't know, I had no idea that one common thread in most of modern comedy is that Bob Sagitt is everybody's friend.
That guy was just everywhere in all places at once.
Bill Burr was close to, everybody was close to Bob Sagitt.
Yeah.
Which is something.
He was just a good guy.
Yeah, it seemed like a good dude.
Something that really struck me when Bob Sagitt died was that he had just gotten on TikTok.
Like six months before he died
He had gone on TikTok
And he has at the time
He has a new wife
Newish wife
Like she she's some
Someone that he's basically
Introducing to the world like
And she's you know
A lot younger than him but they were very entertaining
On TikTok together
And she's a comedian too
Yeah and
Kelly's her name
Yeah
Like everything about it felt so earnest
And I was just like man we just
We're missing out now
with him dying like on what could have could have been yeah i feel like i feel like these comedians
they age out of the stuff they're known for and then they have a resurgence um this is like
paul um he was name uh mad about you can't think he was name paul riser paul riser's having a moment
right now yeah and it's great to see and for a long time you're like oh all about you and that's
been things petered out and you don't think about it anymore but now he's like getting
hired to be these crazy roles and like the boys and and other stuff i'd love seeing that
And I think Bob...
And Brian, reboot.
I watched that on your recommendation.
And it was wonderful.
I'd love that show.
Randy recommendation.
Oh, Randy.
One of my favorite shows.
It was so good.
I am here to talk about sitcoms, man.
Yeah.
But I think he was just, I think he was aimed, he was poised for something, you know, like the next phase.
More.
Yeah.
Got taken away at the wrong time.
And he was such a good friend.
Like, I mean, that's what I liked most about this tribute.
though it's a little it's a little all over a place at times you really just got a sense that
these were just friends coming together to tell stories about him and just they so funny i can't
remember who it was um who's the guy that does robot chicken set green so he's there too um and
they they talk about how everybody thinks that uh bob sag is their best friend and they're like
and so you know that what that means he's a liar
Yeah, he's a big liar.
Seth Green, of course, played the computer expert in the stage.
Just kidding.
He always does that in his movies.
Anyway, that's great.
I want to see this.
Yeah, sounds good.
You will probably cry.
I warn you.
I'm a huge John Mayer fan, and he plays the song, Stop This Train.
Is he the body as a Wonderland guy?
Is that that dude?
Yes, he is the body as a Wonderland guy.
And who's the, who's like the main voice of this documentary?
Like, who's the narrator?
So, Jeffrey Rush.
I mean, he just knows how to handle a roast.
He knows how to handle.
Oh, Jeff Ross.
Oh, I was going to say Jeffrey Rush.
That's cool.
That would be awesome.
I'd be into that.
We needed one of those.
Jeffrey Ross.
Did I ever tell you that he actually heckled me and Mark at a comedy show at one time?
Really?
Jeff Ross did from the stage?
Heckled you or Jeffrey Rush?
No, Jeffrey Ross.
Jeff Ross.
So what, like from the stage and you guys were giving a heat or whatever?
We had tickets to go see Dave Chappelle and Fly of the Concord's.
And he's kind of the emcee.
He's like known for emceeing stuff.
So he was emceeing and we were coming in a little bit late and we had like front row seats.
And so he started making fun of us and he said that we looked like a couple from what's the Christian dating website?
Oh.
Oh, only fish or Christian singles or Mingel, Christian Mingel.
It was like one of that.
And then he started to make fun of Mark's shirt.
And then he looked at it closer.
He goes, oh, it's food fighters.
Never mind.
And then he moved on.
That's great.
That's great.
That's amazing.
It was like heckle repellent of that shirt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that's great.
Christian Mingle.
It was Christian Mingle.
It was Christian Mingle.
He was like, we're atheists.
Yeah, Ross was a, uh, a, uh,
fan of Coverville for a while. He emailed me
a couple times, but
I don't think he still listens, but for a while
he was listening. Yeah. Oh, that's
funny. He's like kind of an every man,
you know, does a lot of. He kind of is.
Yeah. A roast master general. He's actually a good
successor to Bob Saggett. Like, they kind of,
they kind of do the same. Yes. We were really,
really good friends. Yeah. Yeah. Well,
there you have it. So. Uh, awesome. Netflix is the place to get it.
What's the title again?
Dirty Daddy. Dirty Daddy. Dirty Daddy.
That's a title
People are going to click on for reasons
Uh-huh
That'll get you in there for sure
Speaking of getting in there
Randy, it's your turn, what do you got?
I got a new sitcom
It's on Hulu
And I'm really, really excited about it
And I need people to watch it
So it gets another season
In this scene
We have a
Reformed
Nerd gangster
A guy who has lived in the streets
but it's really a nerd recalling something that happened to him when he was a kid.
He was a kid and a drive-by happened right in front of him.
And he was about to get shot and found out one of the people shooting at him is his cousin.
Oh, my goodness.
And then hilarity ensued.
Okay.
All right.
Well, here it is.
Let's see.
Oh, shit.
Who knew?
What's cracky?
What's up, Luis?
Just chilling.
Kind of scared.
Are you fucking roller skating?
Oh, it's actually aggressive roller.
the plating. Damn, fools. Hey, say, hit on my deal for me, all right? And don't give me any problems
or I'll beat your ass. Okay, I won't. And then I said, thanks for not shooting me.
Hey, no offense, my boy, but you come off like a punk-ass bitch in that story. That's my point.
My cousin spent the last eight years in prison. Meanwhile, I'm out here, living my best life. I even
got dental insurance. Look, and your tea still is pretty f***ed up, though.
Yeah, but guess what?
They used to be even more fucked up.
Look, you're going to do what you're going to do.
But studies show that the life expectancy of a gangster, on average, 24 years old.
But the life expectancy of a punk-ass bitch?
76 years old.
This is this fool on Hulu.
And it is nonstop like that.
This fool follows a couple of cousins, like I just said.
They're now middle-aged, and, you know, they grew up in South L.A., East L.A., Compton.
It's not really stated.
But it's a big attempt at making a Hispanic-run show that stars almost all Latinos, and it just tells jokes.
It's just funny, non-stop funny.
This thing is reviewing it 100% of Rotten Tomatoes.
That's good to hear.
91% audience score
and it has Michael Imperioly
in it who I will watch
freaking fold laundry
I like that guy so much
That's right
I'll watch him
Almost spend money on a hooker
That's right
So our main character
Has
has decided that he's going to
Be the spokesperson for a charity
This local like charity house
That tries to help
Gangsters reform in their later years
And the charity house is called
hugs, not thugs. And so for that to work, they need to have a person who actually operates
the place. And that's Michael Imperioly. He's a minister. He's not a very good minister.
He doesn't ever talk about religion, ever. He's trying to run this charity like a business.
And he's so, like, frustrated. And what you'll see, what you'll see,
of this picture that you're putting up is
our main character on the right,
his cousin in the middle who is just out of
prison and not ready to
be reformed yet.
And then on the left
is a chef
that they've hired to
make cupcakes and teach people
how to cook at this
reform house. He looks like a total
like he's going to kill me, but he's wearing a pink
hug-me overall thing.
I love it. He is the funniest
thing you will ever see on TV. His
the actor is named Jamar Neighbors.
And Jamar, I'm telling you, Jamar Neighbors is the funniest
freaking thing.
Like, watch it for just this.
It is so good.
His name is even funny.
Just Mar Neighbors is funny to say.
I don't know.
Almost all these people are coming out of left field.
Like, again, this is an attempt to raise up some actors who have sort of been
struggling in the minor leagues, you know?
And it's like tons of them coming and going in this show.
Oh, produced by Fred Armisen, of all people. Interesting.
Yeah, yeah, you know, he's decided to be a producer of things like this.
You don't really see much Fred Armisen.
I think he's like, he's got a brief cameo in the first episode.
Just shows up his Uncle Fester once and then leaves.
Right.
Like on Wednesday.
Oh, Brian, did you finish Wednesday?
Sorry.
I did.
I did finish Wednesday.
And did you like it as much as me and Nicole liked it?
I did.
We loved it.
Yeah, Tina loved it.
I loved it.
The good news is we talked last.
to my how the maybe the second season wasn't happening.
It's officially happening.
It's happening.
Yes.
Yeah, it is.
It's coming.
All right, sorry.
Back to the thing.
So this fool is also a lot of fun for me personally because it really takes place, you know, in this area.
Like, it really features the big, huge neighborhoods of Los Angeles and, you know, what I guess a really, really skewed look at how they operate.
I just I hope I hope people watch this fool it's very R rated very very R rated
this is not not for kids it did sound the way you bleeped and used that static sound it sounded
like scenes and robot chicken in between the next second I did I actually I spent way more time
than I expected trying to find a section that I wouldn't have to white noise out that many
f words or worse there's all kinds of it's really
hard art. Yeah. I'm down though. That sounds good. I will watch this. All right. So again, that is
the fool. This fool. This fool. Sorry. On Hulu. Hulu original. And so there you go. Once
again, Christine. We gave you the right thing. All right. Here is mine. This is a brief
clip that will help explain it. It's a movie from 2011 that I discovered that I didn't even know
existed. And man, I don't know what took me so long. I freaking loved it. Here is the clip.
You got a good life, Curtis.
I think that's the best compliment you can give him in.
Take a little of his life and say, that's good.
All right.
Hello.
You back.
Bye.
What's the matter of you, curse?
It sounds like thunder.
What sounds like thunder?
I've been having these dreams.
They always start with a kind of storm.
I missed you at church this morning, Curtis.
I'm thinking about cleaning up that storm shelter out back.
What hell have you been?
I know. I'm sorry. I had to run in here.
I'm going to build out the tornado shelter in my backyard. I could use some help.
How hell do you want to do that for?
This needs to be done.
All right. It's probably no one has any idea what this is.
No, but I recognize that voice.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
A little Michael Shannon in there.
Shannon, yeah.
I love Michael Shannon. I'd watch him do anything.
I see him in anything he's in.
That's just the rule with Michael Shannon,
one of my favorite actors
and character actors of all time.
But I didn't know he made this movie.
So back in 2011,
Mike Nichols,
or sorry,
Jeff Nichols,
directed and wrote a film called
Take Shelter.
And the description IMPDB
is real basic.
It says,
plagued by a series of apocalyptic visions,
a young husband and father questions
whether to shelter his family
from the coming storm or from himself.
That's a little vague.
But Michael Shannon's in this.
Jessica Chastain is his wife.
She's fantastic in it. Shea Wiggum is his friend from work. They both work in construction. I also would watch Shea Wiggum freaking trim his nails. I like that guy that much. He's so great. Katie Mixen of all people plays a small role in this. She was the wife in Eastbound and Down. Kind of the goofball wife to what's his name? Anyway, she's not playing a funny role here, but she's very good in it. Anyway,
Those are your main characters.
It's a small indie film.
I should probably mention the daughter, played by Tova Stewart.
She's very young in this, but she is incredibly good for a little kid.
So, such an affecting role she had.
Anyway, the whole story is this.
He keeps seeing these giant storms, and then he wakes up from these dreams.
And he's not sure what's going on, but he gets real paranoid about it,
and he wants to build a shelter to protect his family.
He's 100% convinced that there is some.
apocalyptic nightmarish world ending thing coming and he's got to do something about it his wife
thinks he's slowly going insane but is still trying to support him and help him and his friends and
everything all that stuff plays a role the the other thing to note here is his mother is clinically
diagnosed with schizophrenia and other issues and so at some point it dawns on him maybe i'm just
turning into her maybe this is just happening to me it happened in her mid 30s he's 35 it's happening
to him maybe.
And so now he's got a, there's a whole,
there's a whole like mental illness connection to all
of it where you're sort of meant to study up
from that angle. And you never really
know, is he really seeing these things?
Does he really know or doesn't he know?
And that's all I'll say about it.
Because I don't want to give the ending of this away, even though it's
old ass as hell, it's 2011's forever ago.
This is available on, where did I watch this?
Crap.
Hulu, I believe. You are correct.
Hulu is where it is currently.
And it is called Take Shelter, and I loved it.
The acting's amazing.
I think the story is really interesting, and I can't believe I'd never heard of it until now.
I remember seeing it, like, years and years ago.
Like, I may have gotten, like, the last of the DVDs from Netflix when they were sending DVDs.
But I've been keeping an eye on Jeff Nichols.
Like, after this one, he made Mud, which probably his best movie.
Yeah, Mud was great.
That's Matthew McConaughey, right?
Midnight Special is pretty good.
And then he's made some others, and he keeps working with Michael Shannon.
His next movie is a take on the bike riders, you know, the old book, The Bike Riders.
Oh, right, right.
Yeah, that was a big book back in the day.
Yeah, I'm glad you mentioned Mud.
Mud is absolutely worth saying that was a year after this.
That's my favorite, one of my favorite McConaughey movies for sure.
And Shannon had a smaller role in that.
But, yeah, he keeps bringing them on.
I just want you to know, Scott, Jeff Nichols, the bike riders.
stars Michael Shannon, Tom Hardy, and Norman Reedus.
Shut up, dude.
Wow.
Sign me up.
Hell of a combo.
That sounds freaking great.
Long way back home I also heard was good.
That was also Michael Shannon.
Yeah, apparently they like to work together.
But anyway, really affecting.
Family stuff really resonated with me.
Music's trippy.
It's just a trippy thing.
It's just a great acting showcase for Shannon and the other cast members.
And if you ever wanted to watch Shea Wiggum and Michael Shannon together, your wish can come true.
Those two should do a Western together, like immediately.
Just stop everything you're doing and go make a Western together.
You too.
That'd be great.
Again, that movie is Take Shelter and is available on Hulu.
I think that's all of them this week.
Pretty good list, I think.
Yeah, I think it's a very good list.
Yeah, really, really good.
People should watch all of them.
They really should.
I agree.
It's okay if you don't, though.
Yeah, but you should.
It's not.
Yeah, don't feel, we don't want to pressure people, right?
I do want to pressure them to sing, see how they run.
And banshees and Sharon.
If you think, if you liked it more than Glass Onion, because I love Glass Onion, I'm going to have to watch it.
Yeah.
Same, because I really like Glass Indian a lot, too.
And I know Brian liked it.
So that tells me, I really liked it a lot.
I didn't like it as much as Knives Out, but I did like it.
Yeah.
I think this is, this feels like.
Oh, I like Sam Rockwell.
Yeah.
There's nothing not to like.
about Sam Rockwell.
He's not, he's one of those.
Sirsha, Rohnen.
Yes, sir.
Oh, I got a clip.
Let's hear the name the way it's pronounced.
Hold on.
Searsha Ronan.
I think that's what you said.
Sirsha.
Yeah.
Searsha.
I didn't do as much, I didn't do as much E as Claire did.
Searsha Ronan.
So is that Claire actually talking?
Hold on.
Yeah, that's clear.
Searsha Ronan.
Before he's even butcher her name, it's Sirsher Ronan.
Oh my God.
I love how pissed we made her.
That's great.
I know.
Yeah.
It didn't even like it was a preemptive pest.
We like, we did just fine with it.
Yeah, we did fine.
She's like letting us know.
It would have been me saying it.
Oh, I know.
I want you to do it now.
I bet you get a.
Searsat.
Searsat.
Surre wise.
It's easy for me to remember when I grew up the, the neighbor girl was named Kyrsha,
which I think is German for cherry.
Yes.
Yeah, Kersh Likour is German cherry lique.
so I did all my
German knowledge from alcohol.
That's fantastic.
I'll just rhyme
Searsha with Kyrsha.
Nicely done.
It's wonderful having you both on.
Make sure you
have wonderful days
ahead of you,
both of you.
Before we see you again next week.
It's Nicole Spagg,
everybody,
and it's Randy Jordan,
a.k.
Randy Deluxe.
We'll see you both soon.
Okay.
Nice.
Yeah, that went well.
You know,
with four of us,
you got to just like,
you know,
we got up there.
Oh, God, for sure.
know. And I'm, you know, and I'm hammering out all those things to get them all up on QuickTMS.L.I.
Oh, yeah. I'm going to put them on Facebook and...
QuickTMS.L.I, by the way, Randy, or Brian, put all that crap up there while we were talking and...
Links and art and all that stuff. You'll never be lost again. All right, quick thing to get out of here.
We got a correction from Stephen, not our Stephen, different Stephen.
It says, hey, guys. More than one?
Yeah, there's more than one. I think there's a couple out there. I'm not sure.
Stephen who sent us in via email
the morning stream at gmail.com says
Hey guys, I heard the night court discussion
and you mentioned Selma and said she was still alive.
Not quite.
She died of lung cancer after season two finish.
She was replaced by another older woman named Flo.
And she also died of lung cancer after season three.
I hired Marcia Warfield because they wanted to go younger
to hopefully avoid any more deaths, Stephen.
I mean, that's kind of dark.
Go back and listen because I specifically said,
how surprised I was that it looked like
I misread that Selma
was one of the last people on the original
night court who was still alive because I thought, oh my
God, she was like ancient back
then and you're telling me she's still alive and I said, okay,
no, I was mistaken thinking it was
I was confusing Selma and Roz.
So, yeah, no, never.
Not once did I think Selma stole.
No, we did not. However,
that show, I still,
you know, I'm weirdly,
I don't usually get this way about
remakes or reboots or
continuations, but I'm weirdly excited.
Yeah, I don't know why I am.
I think I just have a lot of fond feelings for Nightcourt, and I wouldn't mind seeing a
really good deal there.
So let's see what they do.
I'm curious about what they do with the music.
Do they keep, do they do an updated version of the,
bo-doom, bo-do-do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-t.
Oh, it's so classic.
And they goes, da-da-da-da-da-da.
Yeah, they could do that.
They could modern that up.
Yeah, yeah.
Or just keep the base or something, I don't know.
Could be, yeah.
That's it for the show.
I want to thank three patrons who joined us and became recipients of a little bonus frog pants sticker and print pack that I'm now sending out to you directly because you guys joined up since we spoke yesterday.
Alan Lennox, Ben Schlack.
Sorry, Shalick, Shalick.
Shalck.
Shalck.
It's a weird one.
Nothing wrong with it, though.
And Peter.
And we just lost one of our pictures.
He's out of there.
Still sending you that thing no matter what.
But you guys are going to get that a little extra.
If you don't have your emails in Patreon, don't worry, I'll send you an email requesting it if I don't have it.
And we'll get you with those in the mail ASAP.
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Let's get out of here.
Do you have a song to play to take us home?
I've got a song and probably one of the shortest request emails ever, or not emails.
You go to frogpants.com slash TMS and use the link right there if you want to make a request,
because that's the only ones.
Those are the only ones I look at.
Scott Kosteris sent this one and said, requesting a song for my 40th turn around the sun.
Let's party.
Getting it out early.
I'm glad you did well.
No early.
That's all he wrote right there.
So happy 40th birthday, Scott.
It's a monumental birthday, and you, you know, you gave me your request that's like 11 words long.
Well done.
Scott wanted to hear a song that we've actually played here at the end of TMS before, but this is a good one, so I'll play it again.
This is by the band Suburban Legends, big thanks to Garrett Weinzerple, I think, who was the one who introduced me to the music of Suburban Legends.
It was either him or Bill.
Nice.
Duran, one of the two of them.
I don't think I've heard.
You want to check it out now.
Oh, well, you're going to hear them.
We played this song on the show before.
Oh, have we?
Maybe I have heard it, yeah, at least once.
There's ska, like ska punk.
Good stuff here.
Here is from Pocahontas,
Colors of the Wind by Suburban Legends.
You say I'm an ignorant savage.
Been so many places.
I kiss it must be sore.
But still I cannot see
If a savage one is me
How can there be so much that you don't know
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, oh
You think you're whatever, and you walk on
The Earth is just a dead thing you can claim
But I know every rock and tree and creature
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name
the name.
Think the only people who are people
people who look and think like you
but if you walk the footsteps of a stranger
doing the things you never knew, you never knew
Have you ever seen the wolf clouds of the blue corned
or as the greening dark at why he cringe?
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Can you pay with all the colors of the wind?
Come run the hidden pintries of the forest
And taste of sun, sweet berries of the earth
Come all in all the riches all around you
And for once, never wonder what it's heard
For a rainstorm in the river are my brothers
A her and in the outer are my friends
And we are all connected to each other
In the circle of hope that never read
Have you ever seen the whole fly to the blue corner?
Or else the greening about kawaii grins
Can you sing with all the voices of the man said
Can you pay with all the colors of the wind?
Can you pay with all the colors of the wind?
How high does the sycamore?
If we cut it down, they will never know.
Say you'll never hear the wolf cry to the blue-cold moon
Or whether we'll light a copper skin
You need to sing with all the voices of the man of pin
You need to paint with all the colors of the wind
You can hold me up and still
All your hold is up until
You can paint with all the colors of the wind
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Exactly. One minute, 52 seconds. That's excellent.
That's from last yesterday. We did two in a row with that clip.
