The Morning Stream - TMS 2474: Rancid Butter and Smelly Cheese
Episode Date: June 6, 2023Disregard Previous Shit. Vice President Mayonnaise. Hold my iBeer. He Flossed His Mind. A glass of milk in a suit. Catbird Moonphase Unit Zappa. I Don't Like Sugar and Beaaaaaaaaaaans. The Mac makes i...t Scottish. Happy Anniversary! Here's a sandwich. Lock 'em Up and Shut the Colgate. I'd like a hot dog please. Is Coke OK? Fartgas Bertum. Bulletproof Monk Coffee. Making Things Across the Spiderverse with Bill. Down the Toilet Hole with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Coming up on TMS, disregard previous shit.
Vice President Man is.
Hold my eye beer.
He flossed his mind.
A glass of milk in a suit.
Catbird Moonface Unit Zappa.
I don't like sugar and beans.
The Mac makes it Scottish.
Happy anniversary. Here's a sandwich.
Lock him up and shut the cold gate.
I'd like a hot dog, please. Is Coke okay?
Fart gas, burn him.
Bulletproof monk coffee.
Making things across the Spiderverse with Bill.
Down the toilet hole with Bobby and Moore on the 7.
episode of The Morning Stream.
People don't realize the Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell has now lasted longer than the
entire Confederacy. It means that has more merit to have its own flag than the one flying
behind your neighbor's truck. Is it too early to order a fish sandwich? I'm really hungry
for a fish sandwich, okay? Fart gas burdom.
The morning stream. The Beast, the Beast with a. The Morning Stream. The Beast with a
millionized. Why, just last week, I had my entire car millionized. And it smells great.
Hello, everybody. Welcome back to TMS. It is the morning stream for June 6th,
2023. I'm Scott Johnson, and that's Brian Ibitt. Hi. Yes. Hello. Hi. Hello. Hi. Hey. Uh. Yeah. So,
look, I was going to say something to you. Oh, I got that from a listener, this. Is it too early?
to order that guy i don't i don't have his name i'm sorry i didn't get your name but he went and was
fiddling around with some ai voice stuff and he said i thought this was great and he sent that and he
he was right it is great it is it's so deadpan fantastic you know fart gas love the show though
whatever it says at the end there that was really great uh so thank you for that uh we're here
we're doing a show we got stuff to do um we're still basking in the very expensive light of yesterday's
apple event yes
But, you know, I think we figured something out that you spend the first part of the keynote like, oh, my God, that's an expensive new upgrade.
Oh, my gosh, that's an expensive new upgrade.
And then Apple says, hold my eye beer, and they roll out the Vision Pro.
And you're like, oh, you know, those other things don't seem quite so expensive.
Wow.
That thing I thought was too expensive.
I can now buy two and a half of those for the price of the stupid ad set.
Right, exactly, yes.
Um, anyway, I was going to, one of the thing I was going to say about that was, um, the thing went like three hours.
It was a long ass event.
And, um, I got hungry three times during that thing.
Right.
They, they, as the agent, uh, whatever that guy's name from the, the McDonald's thing, uh, said.
Yeah, the one thing that I thought of, though, at the end of this event was they, they, more than ever, with the exception of some of the women at Apple,
who I think are all great.
They all seem like really awesome people there in their various positions.
Yeah.
But outside of that, this year felt, or this event, felt more like robots telling me stuff than ever before.
And I don't mean like AI and stuff.
I mean like.
Yeah, like they're very robotic in their presentation.
Like, hey, I'm out jogging and I can hear the spatial sound.
And then the guy's working and it was just so like everything felt so, I don't know, like.
Oh, you're not, you're not wrong.
There was a little bit of that.
who's the um i always forget the guy's name phil no who's the guy with the
craig with the pants way up is that craig okay that that was one yeah yes the the guy
who's eyebrows keep getting darker while his hair keeps getting lighter oh i think that is
crag isn't it that's craig that's the guy with the jeans too high and he's and he comes out
he had the guitar for a hot minute yes yes okay that's craig that's craig yeah he is he is a he's a weird
man. And I have to admit, I kind of enjoy when he's on screen. I do too. Yes. Because he's just so
freaking weird. The way he enters the screen is weird. The way he exits is weird. Yeah.
He's just weird. Like, hold on. Let me run downstairs so I could tell me about the new iPad.
And he has this like, he'll, he'll like gesticulate a lot. And then he'll do this moment where he's like
going to say, and now I'd like to welcome so and so to the stage to talk more. And then he'll go like
hands together, look over there. And then the way exits like these big ostriches, like these big ostrich
legs just like, I'm out of here.
Totally true.
Something about that guy.
I'm happy, he's the one
I want to do the entire kingdom.
I mean, I like these other people.
I like seeing like, hey, here's the one guy in store for the watch.
That guy is the most like us.
He's just a nerd.
Yes, he really is.
I felt like, wow, this guy is us.
Yeah, and he's out there and he's outside, and I'm thinking,
I think he's done away to send me a discord.
he goes, I think that guy's got allergies like me.
He's just like, because he's a little stuffed up.
And he's like, I don't watch this and I'll watch that.
Anyway, I enjoy it.
But I will say this, for whatever reason, the women of Apple juxtaposed against the men of Apple in the presentation, the women all seem to just be great.
Just firing on all cylinders.
They didn't feel artificial.
They just felt like people telling me shit.
But then the men would come in and go, all right.
And they would turn.
turn it into like strange
androids.
I don't know.
I can't explain it.
Yeah.
But it was a good time.
Everyone loves WWDC kickoff and we will not,
Brian and I will not be spending $4,000 on that thing.
We will not.
Yeah.
I, you know,
maybe there's a studio in my future,
but that even is,
you know,
questionable until I get the engine repair I did my car last year paid off.
Oh, right.
Still being worked on.
That thing,
that was two vision pros, by the way,
Just to kind of put in perspective.
Those aren't going to get you to the store and back if you've just swapped that.
I'm a little surprised they didn't just call it eyesight.
That would have been a thing to say.
That's pretty good, actually.
Yeah, just bring back the eye, the one eye.
Because they've done that in a while.
In fact, I don't think since the iPad, let me think about that.
I mean, they still make IMAX and everything else, but new products, not since the iPad.
Have they put an eye in front of something?
No, no.
So why didn't you do eyesight, you weirdos?
Airsight.
Vision Pro.
Ask your doctor, a vision pro is right for you.
Airsight Pods Pro.
So there you go.
We have, all you Android weirdos, we have made a bunch of fun of Apple today.
Did you enjoy it?
There you go.
Yeah.
Oh, you guys only love Apple.
F off.
All right.
Zat.
Let's get into some stuff here.
Yeah.
You know what?
I didn't even put in the show notes.
What's that?
Happy freaking anniversary to Tina.
Oh, and me.
Oh, it's the big day.
Congratulations.
It's today, yes, it's D-Day, and that's the day we decided we would get married.
Storming the beach at Normandy and also eating cake.
Sure.
31 years, so that's why we're not doing anything special.
We might go to Baskin-Robbins because that feels appropriate, and that's about it.
Yeah, those places, you know what I like about Baskin-Robbins, the ice cream?
You know what I don't like is it always smells like a dirty dishrag in there.
It does.
I don't know what it is.
is about Baskin Robbins, but yeah, they need better, they need to just pipe in a Jemoke
almond fudge smell.
Oh, see?
That's what they need to do, right?
Yeah, take some advice from Vegas and pipe in something that smells better than the shit you've
got going.
Yes, exactly.
Do that.
Boy, oh, boy, you sure nailed that on the head.
Yeah, I wasn't 100% with you on the Hershey store, the M&M store smell, but I'm right there
with you on Baskin Robbins.
Congratulations.
That's for you.
congratulations
oh thanks
Fletcher
yeah 31 years is no small feet
yeah
darn right
defying all possible divorce rates
and you know
you and I together
keeping that rate low
you know
I think that's I think that's
11 Tom Cruise
and Katie Holmes's
or
43 Britney Spears
and Jason Alexander's
It's somehow
negative time
with them.
They were less than a year, weren't they?
Yeah, they were less than a year.
It was like six months or something, right?
Yeah.
Something like that, yeah.
Yeah, so we'd be 62 Britney Spears and Jason Alexander's.
That's perfect.
Perfect.
Love it.
Well, congratulations.
That's a big milestone.
Nicely done.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What does 32 do?
Is anything special at 32?
I don't know what that looks like.
No, I'm trying to think of, you know, I certainly don't know the hallmark, that little
plastic card that we all carried in.
our wallets in the 80s about, uh, that had a calendar on one side and then all of the
anniversary gifts on the other. Right. Right. Um, I don't know what, uh, what we got, even 35,
which is the next kind of milestoney, uh, anniversary. What the, what's special about that or what's
the, you know, well, according to the knot.com. Oh, good. It's tied the knot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh,
the not. Okay. Yeah. K-N-O-H-G-H is what I was thinking. Oh, that'd be even better. That would be
better. They got 32nd anniversary gifts ideas that will transport your recipient, whatever that
means. Okay. Here's one. A catbird moon phase necklace. Wow, those are like seven words
all together jumbled up into an Amazon product. Yep, I don't like it. Cat bird moon phase necklace.
Yep, that sounds like I'm buying on Alibaba today. So is 32 the cat gift anniversary, the moon
anniversary the necklace anniversary i don't know what yeah they don't really specify just they just say it's
breezy and everyday wear is what they so the the thing you're looking at the knot does it say like
oh you know the the 31st anniversary is the paper mache anniversary or the let's see it says it's
milestone celebrated appropriate gift not really my guess is this is a random you know we always
like we like the even numbers right or we like the not even but like the you know the 50
the milestones, the fives and the tens.
We're into those.
Gift presents on the fives and the tens.
I think this is more of just them trying to sell stuff.
Like here's another one and these are all linked to like, you know, they're all affiliate links.
Apple Unisex, Series 7 GPS Starlight, Silicon Sports Bandwatch for the Apple Watch.
Okay, that's not a really great 32 year thing.
No, no.
So 30 is the Ireland anniversary.
Oh, good, which is because I gave her Ireland for a 30th birthday or a third anniversary.
Uh, no, 31st says travel, so really I kind of shot my wad on that one a year too early.
Yeah.
Uh, 32nd is supposed to be bronze.
Yeah.
Uh, 33rd is iron.
Wow.
Really?
Really?
What do you do?
You're going right from bronze and iron?
Uh, coral is your 35th.
You got to pay the iron price in two years.
What do you?
34th anniversary is food.
Food.
According to, uh, Hallmark.
This is great.
You want to eat food?
It's a sandwich at the anniversary.
Yeah.
You've been married 34 years.
Eat food.
Have food.
Office or deck decor, or desk decor is 41st.
Nice.
Games is the 46th anniversary.
Oh, I can't wait to get there, dude.
Let's go.
Yeah, no kidding.
Let's get some game.
I assume that's board games and video games and mine games and the movie, the game, you know, whatever.
Oh, I completely missed the 23rd anniversary is air.
Just air.
Here's a balloon.
No.
It's a Dutch oven morning fart.
That's right.
in the bed.
Happy anniversary, dear.
That's what you'd say.
Well, anyway, they also have on here a Yeti Tundra 45 hard cooler, they say, is a good gift for 32 years.
Oh, that's good, yeah.
Boy, every, what does, a woman does not want that?
No, not a one is the answer.
Yes.
All right, I got to play a couple of calls.
These are vital that I play these.
Because every once in a while we get stuff that is just mind-blowingly great.
And I would like to have everyone else enjoy it a little bit.
So here are these two calls in a row.
First one is about Bulletproof coffee, which we've talked about a couple of times.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And we have a little bit of background on that, and then a funny follow-up from the same guy.
So anyway, here's about a minute of him explaining.
Hello, Scott and Brian.
I don't have a thing.
I was trying to single one, and I blanked.
This is Mike.
I'm the bug, the bug dude.
The pest control guy out of Tampa.
I talked about the spores that killed that bugs.
Bulletproof, coffee.
I'm sure somebody answered this already.
The guy who created, quote unquote, created this idea is like a, he's like a weird body science modified.
I don't know.
He basically likes to be on the cutting edge of these like ways that your diet is screwed up and everything.
And his whole idea was if you put butter or fat content in your coffee at a different rate, it makes you bulletproof, like meaning you're never going to get sick.
into your kidneys and your adrenals and all that stuff will be really healthy and all that
stuff.
I've heard mixed things on this man.
He seems kind of like a con artist, but, you know, you got to do what you got to do in
2023, you know what I'm saying?
Okay.
Oh, I love that show.
Bye-bye.
All right.
I love his presentation.
He's in the wrong business.
You shouldn't be doing pest control.
You should be doing, like, I don't know, a podcast.
or something. But anyway, he then followed up immediately with this.
Hi, this is the guy who calls too early before listening to the rest of the info on your podcast.
This is for the morning stream. Disregard previous shit, because I'm, I'm a dunce.
Okay, I love you. Bye.
Disregard previous shit is an amazing thing to say.
By the way, he's not trying terribly hard if he couldn't come up with an S&B for Scott and Brian.
What about good morning, Star and Bob?
Oh, man, because it's coffee-related, right?
Because it's coffee-related, yeah.
You could have done...
Or something in beans.
What's an S, another coffee-related thing that begins with S?
There's no sifter or anything, right?
It's like a...
No.
Sugar and beans.
Sugar and beans.
It sounds like if we did have a wacky morning radio show, it would be, hey, sugar
and beans in the morning.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, it's a terrible name.
It is, yeah.
I guess, I don't know.
How do you feel about being beans?
You're all right with that or you prefer to be sugar.
I'm fine with being beans, sure.
You'd be sugar.
I'll be sugar.
I'll be sugar.
My sugar content is very low.
All right.
That was great.
But then we got this driving question.
Okay.
Or no, no.
I'm sorry.
This is a request.
All right.
Oh, gotcha.
And I'm here.
Look, Brian and I, we come here each day.
We do the show.
It's fine.
We have a good time.
Yes, we do.
But we're also here.
We're here to give you what you ask for, all right?
Like, if you have a request, we will do our best to give you what you need.
So here's that request.
All right, and then we'll see if we can help this guy out.
I was wondering why I always say, you're not wrong.
You never say, you're right about that.
I would say, you're not wrong.
And also, is there any way I could get that honk?
Oh, you know, what I'm talking about, that little thing.
Where can I get that?
I want to make it my ringtone.
Thanks, bye.
Okay.
Because we give people what they ask for.
Yeah.
And I'm not wrong.
Or how would I say it?
I'm not wrong.
You're not wrong.
Here he goes.
Here, this is for you.
Oh.
There you go.
I gave it to him.
It's all yours.
All done.
Well done, sir.
Yeah, just go isolate that.
It's your ringtone.
Perfect.
There's your new ringtone.
That might actually be my new ringtone, too.
Yeah, I think everybody, I'm sure people are all hustling now to make it their ringtone.
It's all happening.
That's right.
Give me one more time.
All right, here we go.
There you go.
So there you go.
He asked for it and you gave it to him.
The reason I say you're not wrong is just a dumb verbal habit.
It's just one of those things.
We all have these things for a while.
I was saying absolutely all the time until I think we had an audio clip of Fletcher doing it.
And then that made me never want to say it ever again.
But I know that there's other audio crutches that I love.
lean on. I think everybody does, right?
Everybody does, exactly.
Name someone who doesn't do it and I'll eat my hat.
Right.
Okay. I'll eat this. I'm Lester Holt.
Yeah, exactly.
Let's get to the news.
Oh, I wish he did that.
That'd be great.
He just like a little workout.
That'd be amazing. I'd watch the news again.
I would suddenly care about news coverage.
If Lester Holt did that to me.
Oh, he's the only news coverage I care about.
Yeah, he's pretty great.
And in Kyle Clark, local dude, long-time listeners of this show will remember Kyle Clark as the guy who introed my segment on the news about movie theater, shitty behavior in movie theaters where he says, Brian has something to say.
That's right.
You still have that?
Which, you know, thinking about it, we should isolate that.
That would be a great thing for you to play when I start babbling on too long about something.
No, this is great.
That's something to say.
Do you have that audience?
I'll find it.
I don't know if I, I don't know if I do.
I could probably find the link.
Anytime Brian has like a hot take or something big to tell us or whatever, we're going to do it.
We're doing it.
Because you'll be like, oh, you got to hear this story that happened in my lift drive and then we'll play that guy.
It would be perfect.
Yes, exactly.
Brian has something to say.
Yep, this is us making radio.
I think I found it, believe it or not, that quickly, if you can believe it.
Whoa.
Let's see.
You're going to put it in shared?
Yeah, I'm hopeful.
hoping that there's an audio clip, or I'd be in a video clip with us.
It doesn't, I don't see, let's see if you find a video clip in here.
Should be easy enough to convert.
Is it the first thing?
Maybe it's the first thing that just looks like a photo.
No, that's just a photo.
Oh, a photo of him?
You got Kyle Clark photos?
Wow.
No, no, no, just a photo of, uh, of a movie theater.
You know what?
He deserved to win that first season of American Idol.
I thought Kyle Clark did great.
Kyle Clarkson.
Yeah, Kyle Clarkson.
He really knocked it out of the park.
Really something.
I'm not finding the video anymore.
I wonder if it's been taken down.
Oh, that's a shame.
Let me see.
It might be on their YouTube channel.
Let's keep talking.
Tell me about the driving.
I'll see if I'll tell you about this.
I got a question for everybody.
In fact, this feels like I kind of have a, I think I have a beef.
Oh, okay.
I need a clip for beef.
Let's see.
Is there a way for that? Yeah, you've got the smell like beef. Use that.
Oh, yeah, I could do that. Or, oh, even better. Hold on. Um, we'll see what happens if I play it. Uh, it's not there. That's fantastic. Okay. Well, forget it. Uh, I can't, I can't find beef. Uh, here's my beef. So Kim driving home yesterday with the kiddos. She had, well, she had van and she was bringing him by. We were going to have dinner. She made a jambalaya. It was amazing. And then we were going to go to the park and hang out with the kid. And he was going to do slides and all that.
And so he's, so she's coming home yesterday and she says, I'm just about to pull up.
So hop, you know, come outside and see us and see, see van.
So I did.
I went out to the back where the garage is.
I opened the garage.
I sat in a little chair, waiting for them to come.
And she said they were just turning in.
And it's taking for freaking ever.
And I'm like, what is going on?
And then she finally comes the other way around, like the way you would not normally go.
It's the long way.
She never does that.
I'm like, what the frick is she doing?
And so she comes around the long way, I go, what's going on?
And she goes, I'm so mad right now.
And I said, what's the matter?
She doesn't get that mad very often.
It's usually car-related, though.
It's almost always traffic or something.
If anyone's ever going to see Kim Matt, it's when someone's being an idiot driving.
But here's, so here's the question.
The person, the reason she couldn't get her normal way is somebody in a big Y-SUV was pulling through that direction.
It's not a very wide road, but you can do two cars if you're on the side.
if you if you each take your sides right and and it's still a little tight but you know
and if you're just going through there nobody cares you just kind of drive through and it's
okay but this person stopped to then hang out the window and talk to the neighbor lady who they
knew and have just a little conversation now i've done that before but the minute i see somebody
behind me i go oh i got to move out of the way for sure i can't be in their way they're obviously
going somewhere and i'm it's not cool for me just to block this this entrance so i'm going to
pulled to the side. This person
wouldn't do that. So Kim sat
there for, I don't know,
five to eight minutes behind
this person, waiting for them to do something.
They never freaking budged.
And they knew she was there. They kept looking at her
and then kept talking. And they'd look back at
her and then kept talking. And so
she finally was just like two birds up, pulled
around and came the other way. She was so
mad. I would be so pissed. Yeah, that's
what an absolute
A-hole thing to do. Then that's what
I was looking for. We are not wrong.
to be pissed about this, right? That's an annoying... You're not wrong, Scott.
We... I do it.
But we live in a society. God dang it. You shouldn't block people from their way of getting in. I would
never do that to them. No. Ever. Oh, absolutely. And, and then to like, like, see and then disregard.
That's the... I mean, that is the George Costanza moment, right? I think there's one where there's a
there's a Seinfeld where somebody does that to George where he's like waiting.
and they kind of look at them
and then just kind of look back
and do what they're doing
and you just watch George
turn into a raving nightmare.
Yeah, it's the worst.
And she was so mad
and she was like trying to not cuss
in front of van and all this.
And anyway, it was all stupid.
But then the person came driving around
after they were done finally.
They come to pass us
right after Kim pulls in.
And I just stare this lady down in the car
and she's looking at me
like she doesn't know what I'm looking at.
I'm like, well, maybe never do that again.
You piece of turd.
It really pissed me off.
Anyway, it's all good now.
Everything's fine now.
The road's clear.
They're not there.
But the next time I see that white USB.
There's USB.
USB.
It's the USB drive.
What's wrong with me?
SVU.
Did you really say SVU now?
Yeah, next time I see special victims unit.
I'm going to go,
two birds.
Yeah, absolutely.
And they will have no idea.
They'll be like, what was that about?
Why did I get the two birds from that guy?
Yeah, no kidding.
I don't think she put two and two together.
She didn't know it was.
And I don't know who it was.
It's not a neighbor I recognize or even a person.
Yeah.
So as far as I know, she's nobody, but whatever.
You're not welcome in this neighborhood.
Really bugged me.
All right.
Hey, you guys.
We do news on the show.
Speaking of news, and Lester Holt and all that,
we have her own version of that.
And it goes a little like this.
Hey, look, it's time for the news brought to you by.
Want to see some cool pottery stuff?
Well, here's some good news.
news. Amy has you covered.
Sub to her YouTube channel today at
YouTube.com slash at
Redfraggle 3. Watch her
throw some clay, throw some pots.
That's right. Some stuff. You can also
search YouTube for Red Fraggle 3 and you'll get it.
But it's weird that YouTube on some of these
names puts an at in front.
Yeah. That's not a typo. That's an actual thing.
Yeah. Isn't that weird? I don't know why they do that.
I don't like it. It makes it hard to tweet it because it thinks
it's a hashtag, or not a hashtag, but
like you're trying to at somebody.
At sign, yeah.
But that'll get you there.
So YouTube.com slash at Redfragel 3, and that's just the number three, not spelled out.
Right.
And she's already thrown some pottery.
There was a whole, let's see.
Yeah, don't go to Red Fraggle 2 by mistake because that's nothing but leg checks.
Yeah, it's bad.
All leg checks.
All leg checks all the time.
Yeah.
Throwing a litid jar is her latest video.
It's 13 minutes long.
It looks awesome.
She also did some time lapse a couple days ago.
It's very cool.
So go check it out.
I'm going to start my own throwing pottery channel where I'm just going to throw actual fired, completed pottery.
And it's just going to be a 10-second video of me going, you know, and you can claim ignorance.
You can say, well, no, I understood throw pot.
You're supposed to throw pottery as what I heard.
I wanted my own throwing pottery channel.
That's all.
And the police will go, oh, okay, that's fine.
We'll let you go this time.
But just know for the future.
They'll let you go.
But I won't throw any of Amy's awesome pottery that she's sent me.
No, I'm keeping that.
Mine looks like it's got mud in it, and I love it.
I love that.
Matt Davis, mud.
Check it down, I got mud.
All right.
We got a hygiene heist.
Beep, boop-de-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-pe.
$2,100, which is about half the cost of a Vision Pro.
A little more than half the cost of a Vision Pro.
I like it.
Everything is going to be in Vision Pro metrics.
Yep, that's how it's all going to be from now on.
$2,100 worth of toothpaste was stolen in Metro Vancouver during a robbery.
which is kind of a weird thing.
They're calling it a botched robbery in North Vancouver,
left many laughing after a man was arrested for stealing $2,100 worth of toothpaste.
That's probably closer to 1,800 U.S.
Yeah, they don't clarify that it's Canadian dollars,
but the fact that it comes from, well, it's dailyhype.com,
so not a CA site.
So maybe it has been already converted.
Yeah, you never know at these sites.
North Vancouver RCMP described the incident as a failed attempt at a clean getaway.
See what they did?
I'm actually surprised they haven't done this more already.
I know.
I'm actually looking like, oh, the getting to the crest of the hijinks was officer so-and-so
who says that he's going to lock him up and shut the coal gate.
Yeah.
Yep.
I was trying to find a floss reference.
I couldn't do it.
I can't find me.
Oh, we've plenty of that in prison.
Yeah, I guess so.
It'd be like flot.
I can't do it.
Maybe you could rhyme it with lost or something.
Anyway, officers were near...
This worker flossed his mind,
where he stole $20,000...
There you go.
We completely flossed his mind.
That's good.
Officers were near the superstore
for an unrelated matter on Friday
when I saw a man rushing
from an emergency exit
followed by staff, according to a tweet.
Many wondered how the man managed
to carry all the toothpaste,
or if it was an expensive brand
toothpaste that was lesser known nobody knows but that guy was into it man he was like yeah
give me your toothpaste yeah many wondered yeah you're the news yeah shouldn't you be answering
that question like i don't trust anybody anybody whoever says many wondered or some people are saying
or any of that yeah i don't have that's where i cut off it's where i go nope what a useless thing to put
in an article many wondered how the man managed to carry all the toothpaste or if there was an
expensive brand of toothpaste that was lesser known.
Well, maybe, I don't know, do some research and answer with the questions that many have.
Yeah, journalists at the Daily Hive.
Could you?
Many wondered what happened.
Journalistic standards are low here, I think.
Here's a fun one.
Rancid butter and smelly cheese is the headline.
Okay.
A Johns Hopkins study identifies body odors that attract mosquitoes.
They're trying to figure out how to better protect people from mosquitoes and diseases.
If you smell like rancid butter and smelly cheese, two showers a day.
I feel like, yeah, I feel like you got some stuff going on if you got those two smells.
Mosquitoes don't seem like the worst of your problems.
No.
It says here, a new study in current biology is the name of the publication.
By an assistant professor at the Johns Hopkins University,
examined a key factor that attracts mosquitoes to some people over others.
And it turns out it is body odor.
Um, here's interesting, some of the interesting stuff, though.
Mosquitoes prefer men and women with high levels of three common natural compounds with smells that most closely associate, or we would associate with rancid butter, cheese, and vomit.
Great.
Yep.
Yep.
My three favorite things all at once.
I know.
I imagine that, uh, you working at Johns Hopkins University would not sign up to help, uh, research this.
You're like, no, you guys got this.
no thanks you think like imagine some grad student he's looking at the board going all right what's going
available studies that i can participate in uh let's see oh yeah who smells that attract musculos this looks
interesting oh wait rancid butter bad cheese and vomit nope all right i guess i'm not going to be in science
i feel like each of these lead to the other you got your rancid butter that leads to some really
bad cheese and that leads to vomit yeah right it is it's like a it's like a play in three acts
he says
This is what Connor
Conner
Conner
Connor McMillerman
Menaman
Menaman
Manaman
Says this
We all emit our own sort of bouquet
Of 300 airborne chemicals
That emit from the skin and the breath
And that dissipate into the air
He is the
John Hopkins
Malaria Research Institute head
That's who that is
Excellent
Yeah
I mean that is a that is a freaking
a Scottish name, if I've ever heard one, right?
Because of the Mac.
That's good point.
Yeah.
That's Scottish, not Irish.
Is Claire losing her mind?
I didn't even look.
She probably is.
I don't know if she's even said it.
She's not here yet.
I don't think she's here.
Connor, though, I think, is both Irish and Scottish.
Yeah, there's Connor McGregor.
He's a, oh, no, he's Scottish, though, right?
Scottish, yeah.
And it's not a M-A-C-MAC.
It's an MC-Mennam.
Oh, that's right.
But if it was...
Connor O. Meneman.
That's more like it.
Anyway, the whole point of this, it's actually a good thing.
They're trying to find new ways to protect people,
and specifically African areas for mosquitoes
and figure out what's going on there
because 90% of the deaths reported in Africa
are according to World Health Organization numbers
is malaria still.
Wow.
It's still the number one killer of people.
The malaria, you know, the vaccine for malaria as opposed to the treatments for it.
All our deaths over here are like heart disease, diabetes, like lazy white guy diseases is what we have over here.
They kill most people, right?
And then cancer after that.
And I think COVID's up there somewhere.
You go to Africa, it's a frickin malaria and mosquitoes, man.
Nnarly.
I happen to love malaria.
Been married to her for four years.
A lot of years now.
Many people said it wouldn't last.
Many people.
But I love malaria.
Love her.
Send your hate mail.
Not to me.
Coverville, gmail.com.
There's the no with a hundred o's from Jeannie.
Thank you very much.
That's what she does.
What's it going to say?
Oh, crap.
You reminded me of something that I was going to say about
something to do with president.
I wasn't getting into politics.
politics. It was a presidential thing.
Oh, I have a question. Because it's not politically motivated at all. I just have a simple question.
A bunch of pictures recently, because he's already registered with the FCC or FIC, whoever he does it with.
I don't know what agency you'd do this with. FDIC.
Who's the one where you're going? I don't know where you're going. So I get it.
Well, you know how, if you're going to run for president, you've got to register with something.
It's like a agency. And you have to like, and that's how people usually know, even though you haven't made a formal.
announcement. It shows up in the record. Oh, yeah, registered with the, right.
Whatever it is. FCC. FTC? FTC. FEC, okay. Federal election company corporation.
The FECA's election committee. There you go.
So, speaking to what attracts certain insects to people, Mike Pence has been showing
these videos and photos of him riding around with a biker gang.
like big old Harley
he's wearing all the
Leathers and everything
but he's still got his little
pencil head
you know in the middle of it
and I guess
what I'm saying is
I don't know
I understand where it's like
hey we're hobnobbing with regular people
and you know
that's kind of a thing politicians do
I don't understand
who this is actually for though
who is what is the
why is he with a bunch of bikers
and what is the message
I mean, what is the hope from that?
Is it just to say, oh, he's cooler than we thought?
I think so.
I think that is to dirty up his image a little bit as a glass of milk in a suit, basically, like to not make him, you know.
Right.
I guess so.
Yeah.
Like, why else?
Because I don't know who it's for.
I understand that there's, you know, bikers, but are they hotly sought after electorate demographic?
No, I think, like you said, it's just to make him look like he's not vice president mayonnaise, basically.
Just give him a little bit of a, give him a little bit of a rougher edge so that,
um, they should do a test.
They should do a test to see what attracts flies to his head when he's here in Salt Lake City doing to be.
Yes. Oh, yeah. Yes. That's still one of the greatest visuals of all time.
I agree. Yes. I wish I would have seen somebody like, uh,
in a Halloween costume as a,
like they would be the fly
and there would just be the side
of a giant gray-haired head
that they'd be walking around with.
Like, hi, how you doing?
It's the perfect contrast, too,
because it's this really dark black insect
with really bright studio lights
on this very white head.
It couldn't have been in a better situation.
Oh, that's so great.
Anyway, if somebody out there's like a biker dude,
I know Jeff Sire is,
maybe he'll pipe in on this,
but is there a thing I don't know about where we're courting that particular
demo does something I don't know just curious about it uh all right moving on from
rancid butter to rancid burger mm great could we really we're really trying to kill my
appetite for lunch yep thanks you're not going to want to eat after this well maybe not at a
sonic anyway sonic employee arrested after losing a bag of cocaine in a customer's hot dog
and so it was like a little mini bag, a little dime bag.
How big is that hot dog?
I know, right?
I think this is either Badger or Skinny Peak.
Is it happening in New Mexico?
So New Mexico story.
If you're a cop, you have to tell me if you're a cop.
Dude, I love Badgers so much.
Where's my Badger Skinny Pete spin-off?
Where's that?
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Look, I know it's dangerous.
I know spin-offs don't always work, but come on.
You know, we've got, I still need to watch Lucky Hank.
Is that what it's called, the new Odenkirk series?
Oh, yeah, hearing good things about it.
I am too, yeah.
It's not a Breaking Bad spin-off, but maybe that'll satisfy my, you know, my need for anything connected.
Well, what's his name, Mint Julep Two Weeks?
What's his name?
The guy created Breaking Back and then his name, Tennessee Tim.
What is it?
Mint Jullip, Two Week?
Oh, you're talking about it?
What's his name?
Oh, my God.
Yes. Why am I?
Two weeks spoilers.
Yeah.
We're from R. Man Jolip.
That guy.
What's his name?
Yes.
Timothy.
Oh, good Lord.
Timothy.
Vince Gilligan.
Vince Gilligan.
My God.
Well, anyway, Vince Gilligan.
Yeah.
His next show is some contract he signed with Apple TV.
We don't know much about it, but it's an Apple TV plus thing.
And he's bringing Ria Seahorn with him, who played Kim, Wexler.
Oh, good.
Yes.
I don't know what that's about.
But, dude, all.
follow her anywhere.
The two of them, whatever they're doing, I'm happy with you.
All good, yeah.
So we don't know what that is yet, but I guess we'll find out.
Yeah, I did see that the person who wrote Barbarian has a new sci-fi thriller that they're,
they just finished up casting for, so.
Is he directing again?
Do you know?
A different director.
It's a brand new director, but.
I'm down.
I'm in, whatever.
Yeah.
Barbarian was so good.
What a shocking, good, cool, freaking great.
great movie that was love that oh so good you could watch that right now i won't though we'll do the show
instead so anyway this uh this new this new mexico sonic employee has been arrested after
allegedly losing his bag of cocaine while preparing a hot dog uh authority say 54 year old geoffrey
david salazar was arrested after they found a bag of uh white powder inside her order this lady did
uh the woman identifies seline gonzales uh told police she discovered the baggie after taking a bite of her
hot dog. I wonder if she got any of the good stuff in there, you know.
Yeah, right. If she pierced the, uh, the bag a little bit. Oh, this is a really good
sonic dog. Yeah. She's like, that would be, if you got a bite of cocaine, that's like 14 detectives
tasting cocaine. That's right. I mean, you know, we saw the kids tasting it and, uh, eating
tablespoons of it in cocaine beer. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. That was a fun discussion,
though, because that, that trope isn't the, like, the Liam Neeson movie we just saw. Like, he's
taste in the cocaine. Everyone's taste in the cocaine.
Yep. Cocaine, all right. Yep.
Nope. It's not just baking flour.
It's so dumb.
It says, I think it's pretty scary. We come here to get food for our families.
And if a child found that it could have been pretty bad or deadly, the woman said.
Well, yeah, you're right.
But I don't know if I'd admit that this is where I come to feed my family.
I don't know.
I like Sonic. Don't get me wrong. I'll go get a Sonic burger today if I have to.
Sure, sure.
That's good.
but I don't want to go there
You know you'll take the
Listen you guys are driving around
You're like
Oh Kim I don't feel like
We go home and cook something
We got van in the car with us
Oh let's go to Sonic
And we get something there
That's you know
Yeah
Get the boys some tater tots
Exactly
Yes
And ice whatever they're
Whatever they're slurpy equivalent is
A frosty or frosy
Frozy
Frozone
Is it the Frozone?
It's the Frozone
Yeah
It's Sammy Lell Jackson
in a bottle. It's fantastic. That's right. Great.
Let's see here. So anyway, that's ongoing investigation. They'll figure out what's going on there.
They should have figured out because a guy's last name was Salazar. And that's the, you know, if you're not going to use Mendoza, Salazar is the next most likely drug dealer name in the 80s crime handbook, 80s crime TV handbook.
That's a good, I'm glad you brought that up. Some people have asked if there's any update about Mendoza's whereabouts.
And the answer is we were, I went completely around the lake all the way up around the north.
and the south of it the other day.
He is literally...
He's either not at this lake at all anymore
or he is dead.
I don't know.
So that's all the update I can give you.
I saw some other pissy geese
that were just being a little pissy.
But it wasn't the same.
He wasn't the Chinese goose
with the weird big knob on his head
and the gaggle of ducks
follow him around.
The entourage is.
He's not there.
So it's a real bummer.
Okay.
All right.
I'll see what I can do though, folks.
I'll let you know
if I find anything else.
deputies accuse a man
of using a duck hunt
Nintendo pistol to rob a business
Remember that little gun?
What was that called?
Oh, I totally remember that.
Yeah, the
What was that?
The Blast-No
Blaster?
Nintendo Blaster?
I can't remember.
Shoot, chattel.
I did my, the,
the deluxe
NES set that I stole
came with one of those,
came with the magnet,
the robot,
the gyroscope things,
and the,
Zapper,
Nintendo Zapper.
Yep, the Zapper.
Okay.
The Zapper.
Yeah, I had one, too, and I think I got the same bundle.
It came with, like, Hogan's Alley and Duck Hunt and, uh, it's a Hogan's Alley?
Do I have that right?
You'd shoot people in windows?
Do you remember that?
Oh, yeah.
They, like, the windows would slowly open and close, and you'd have to identify whether it was a mobster or a, uh...
Or just some lady, innocent or whatever.
An innocent.
Yeah.
Innocent bystander.
I remember when I learned how those guns work, I was actually disappointed because the way they
work is they
only work with CRTs
and the reason they do that is because CRTs have
a very specific
refresh rate
and so when you shoot at it
it literally
turns off the rest of the
how does this work
now I forgot basically it shoots at a point
where it's imperceptible to the human eye
but it basically creates blackness
for everything but the spot it hits
oh really okay
and that's how it knows where it hits the spot
It's so weird.
It's actually a really weird tech, but it's so basic that it kind of made me mad that we all spent money on it.
They really haven't come up with anything gun-wise that works with, you know, new style TVs, like LED plasma, that sort of thing.
Have they?
I mean, I know you've got your, they figured out based on your Wii controller, your move controller, things like that.
But nothing, nothing that.
Now that you say it, I always just thought that those.
Those guns fell out of, or sorry, the games fell out of favor.
Gun games fell out of favor.
I think it was just the fact that with LED and plasma, maybe there's not a way to capture that.
Video game, light gun.
Yeah, because I've only ever seen them on CRTs is a really good point.
Oh, here we are.
Dr. Calhoun says there are light guns for LEDs.
I mean, I know the, even the switch controllers have the receptor on one side.
Well, and that's why that we had the sensor, right, to, um,
To detect where you were in.
Yeah, that wasn't, exactly.
That wasn't for your,
that wouldn't pick up stuff from your TV, yeah.
So I found, this is interesting.
I found an article on video games 24-7.
Their headline is,
light gun games finally feel good on modern displays.
It's time for Namco, Sega,
and others to bring them back.
Oh, okay.
It says,
let's see,
it says,
the death of the light gun shooter is not completely at the fault of the games.
And then it goes on,
yeah, I think you're right.
There's no,
they just didn't work.
Yeah,
Because, I mean, I've got a projection TV down here, not really a projection TV.
I project a DLP high-resolution projector onto a wall that's been painted with a surface that's a nice and receptive to it.
I don't think any light gun is going to work with that thing.
Yeah, no, I think you're right.
So there's the, they're recommending this thing called the Sindin light gun, which looks like an arcade light gun.
Here, I'll put it in our thing.
And it'll work with modern displays.
and it's supposed to be really fun.
And if that's true,
I wouldn't mind this.
Like, this looks like a,
why don't this paste?
This looks like a blast.
Okay, here you go.
Oh, yeah, bring this back.
You know what?
I want me some, uh,
oh, it does 3D stuff.
Look at this.
Some time crisis, some, uh.
Yeah.
The dead walking of the,
no, walking of the dead.
The nation of the dead.
What was it called?
Uh, the Sega game.
Dead walking.
dead people i don't know what it was i don't remember but i would pay okay technology is based on
point blank god i forgot about how great point blank was good but like area 52 all the different
game like different yeah house of the dead thank you lucky phil house of the freaking dead
yeah yeah and typing of the dead was really good and that drastic park game's really good oh
anyway yeah uh well anyway this guy tried to do a thing um in north carolina was arrested for being
accused of using a pistol-shaped controller
from the 1980s
that says here
a pistol-shaped controller from the
1980s for a game
called Duck Hunt, as if we don't know what this
is. I guess maybe some people don't know. Right, exactly.
From the 1980s Nintendo
Game Duck Hunt. Yep.
Although this
this game
was, this gun was used to shoot
ducks.
Virtually, on a screen.
Why is that voice familiar?
The points.
that voice is really familiar
Oh really?
Yeah
Can't put my finger on it
It's not based on anything
Weird I can hear it
And I don't know why
All right
We're going to take a break
When we come back
We're going to hang out with Bill a little bit
Get inspired, get creative
That'll be fun
And also a little bit of science talk
With Mr. Bobby Frankenberger
That'll all happen shortly
But we need music first
So do you have any?
I do
This is a band who's getting ready
To kick off their U.S. tour
in favor or in support of their sophomore album which is called Underbelly.
The band is called K-I-L-T-R-O, K-I-L-T-R-O, K-R-O, K-T-R-O, these guys are Denver-Base.
Denver Connection.
These guys are great, and just one of the great bands that came out of Denver here.
They're going to be starting their tour in June, June 21st in Detroit and making their way all around.
ending up here, of course, at the summit in Denver and September.
This is the brand new single from the album.
It is called All the Time in the World.
Here is Kiltrow.
I just don't know what I'm just don't know what you mean, I'm going to run like I always do.
somebody else i take one right on the nose and then i wonder the same as you is there no part
of us now is it a trick of the times you watch the days live from under you oh oh there's a place i go to
they never change it like a fog that takes you in the afternoon it goes
I should be la la la
I'm a lot like that
I'm a lot like that
I go on in the room
just as a melody comes
That's all you know where I'm at
Oh
I'm tired of so I'll come running
It feels like it's nipping at your heels
Because you're always looking at
away
and all
it does
you're not
come running
is too
You look like somebody else
Can't say the things that you always do
And that's a trick of a friend
Because on the days I'm alone
I find I'm asking the same as you
To stand up part of me left
I keep my head in a drawer
I cast a time in an empty room
So
There's a place I go to
They never changes
There are thoughts that take me in the afternoon ago
I shal-la-la-la-law-you-oh
calls me back like an alley-cat to me
and it's gone and now the melody's wrong
That's how you know where I'm now
We're going to be able to be.
I'm going to work.
I'm sorry to tell me that you see me
I'm sure to know
I'm sure to tell me that you see me
I'm sure to know how in the world
if I'm never leaving
And I feel you I trade all the time in the world.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Dushaberg.
Dushbag. I got 24-hour room service and three different dirty movements and three different dirty moving.
I always have time to put on
the tucks and eat free food for a good cause
Do remind me who that was
Sure, that was the band
Kiltrow and the song all the time in the world
From their brand new album, Underbelly
Sounds alright to me
I should say in the future,
I liked this song, okay.
Future Me really enjoys this song.
Yes, I'm almost sure of it.
Okay, I'm going to get Bill in and we're going to talk, you know,
whatever creative thing's going on with Bill right now.
He's a maker extraordinary.
I'm going to guess he's making something.
Probably making something.
There's still something wrong, isn't there, Bill?
Oh, look who it is Bill Duran.
He joins us each and every Tuesday from his maker studios up there at Punish Props.com.
um with something cool going on either a great idea for us to try out some stuff he found or something
he's making bill what will it be today today oh so excited because i went and saw the new spider verse
movie oh so good ooh tell me you're making uh time control wristbands or universe universe
control wristbands or whatever they're called i got to think about it because the way they
the things are animated and displayed in that world like making it just a static object seems almost
boring.
Right?
It needs to go
yeah.
Especially that
spider punk stuff
it's so layered
and like multiple
everything looks like
a little bit of newspaper
a little of spray paint
looks like the
never mind the bollocks
album cover
yeah so good
yeah so I'm excited to see
what people are making out of that
I have a few ideas
but I wanted to talk about animation
all because first of all
the new movie is amazing
I won't spoil anything
but Brittany and I
both went to school for, we got a degree in computer art.
We learned Dreamweaver and Flash, both dead now.
Yeah.
But the thing we spent the most of our time on is Maya.
You learned, I learned some animation, rigging, texturing, all that.
My focus was mostly on 3D modeling.
But then when we moved to Seattle in 2006, Brittany and I actually worked on a movie.
We worked out a 3D animated movie
It never came out
I can't talk about it
Because it never came out
And I cited an NDA
But we had about a year and a half of experience
Mostly doing a lot of character modeling
A lot of 3D modeling
There were dozens and dozens of characters in this movie
In fact one of the reasons it never got finished
Is because they kept adding more characters
I believe by the time we left the project
there were 300 characters.
Oh, my gosh.
Wow.
Speaking to your Spider-Verse.
So it's suffered from a bit of scope creep.
Yeah, I was going to say, maybe you need to focus down that number to be a little smaller to make something achievable.
Just a little less than 300, yeah, that's great.
And it was literally a group of us in someone's basement, just we would meet twice a week to chip away at this thing.
And the pile of work got bigger, faster than we could finish it.
But a ton of really good experience, and we're both animation enthusiasts.
And while I haven't, I ever got into that as a career, I have been paying attention.
And these Spider-VerS movies are something else.
Just the technical achievement alone.
No, they're mind-blowing.
And the fact that that movie was two hours and 30 minutes or something, it didn't feel like it to me.
It felt great.
It was nonstop.
It was really long.
And how they kept that up.
visually for that long because it never once stops being stylistic it never once slows down like
there are moments of intimate quiet moments i don't want to give anything away but it's amazing like
just let's sit and look at the city moment yeah it's unbelievable but even during those quiet moments
every it's the shit that's popping off in every direction is is like if this doesn't okay i'm gonna make
a prediction all right yeah scott's prediction no one believed me in 2015 when i said that
Fury Row to get a best picture nomination. I think this gets best picture nomination.
I could see that. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. We'll check in next year. The movie finished
turned to Britain. I said that might be one of the best movies I've ever seen. Yeah. I'm right
there with you, dude. Top tier, like top three movies of all time for me. I'd love it. So much.
So the first Spider-Ver's movie, which we watched Sunday night to prep ourselves to go
yesterday to go see it. The first one did a ton of new things too. Like,
and watching it again
reminded me of that.
Just so astonishing.
Also worth noting,
if you like these movies,
go watch Mitchells versus the machines.
It's just incredible.
Oh, it's absolutely incredible.
Wonderful movie, yeah.
Isn't that also,
it's also Lorden,
what's his name, isn't it?
Or maybe I'm thinking of something else.
Anyway, go ahead.
Both technical achievements,
amazing animation,
but very human stories
that are easy to relate to.
So one of the things
that the first movie did
is some of the characters
were animated on twos.
So if the movies displayed at 24 frames per second,
a common thing to do, especially in stop motion animation,
is to animate every other frame, right?
So the character is static for two frames
and then goes to the next frame.
There's a character, not going to spoil who it is,
but you'll know who it is when I start talking about it,
if you've seen it.
There's a character of the new movie
whose animation was described as this.
The body of the character was on threes.
his vest was on threes but they were delayed by a frame or two his guitar was on fours and his outline was on twos but only when he's moving yeah
and all i can think is like i hope they had fun because that sounds like a ton of work oh my god no kidding
yeah that's crazy that character is one of the highlights of it and i didn't go in expecting that i thought
it'd be like this one-off like you know a little fan service like oh here's a there's a
Here's one I know or whatever.
Because there's a lot of that.
There's a lot of that.
But they didn't waste any of the principal stuff.
Like, I don't know.
I'll also avoid spoilers by saying the one character who becomes really the scariest force in the movie is so cool.
Yeah.
It is so badass that I didn't know.
I never knew.
See, this is another important thing, though, Bill.
Like the technical achievement around it, all of it that you just mentioned with that one character and just how that world seamlessly involved them all somehow is an achievement on its own.
But what really sticks out to me about it is how embedded in the story it all is.
The story is so good and it's so relatable and so strong.
And that means the acting and the pacing and all that other stuff that it just makes me so.
glad that this isn't just a technical showcase.
It's like the full package in every way.
It's got heart.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't shut up about that thing.
It's so good.
So one thing that really stood out to me is that there are a lot of scenes that are
incredibly complex, right from the get-go to the first fight scene that Miles has with
the first villain just insanely complex the way you'd have to pull it up.
off. And when you're paying attention, you realize the only way you can do that is if you
storyboard the crap out of it. I think one of the things that draws me into animation is because
if you want to do it really, really well, you have to storyboard it. You can't improv. Things have
to be planned out ahead of time. And if you're going to pay a team of people to animate that thing,
you want to make sure that what you're doing is killer. So I just, all I can see when these
complex scenes were happening was just how much work had to go into the
the pre-production,
the work ahead of time
and planning ahead of time.
It's one of the reasons
why I love this kind of animation
and it's just a staggering accomplishment
and a ton of work from a lot of people.
Yeah.
Much appreciated.
It also has this ability to make me think
as much as this
this is a movie that requires
fundamentally a very high level of technology,
right, to even pull off.
But it somehow
also manages to feel very,
traditional in a lot of its in a lot of its presentation like it's not possible to do what
they're doing without the aid of technology but they are clearly in love with old mediums and
they're in love with the colorization of comics in the 60s and 70s and how that created like
a dot effect on on stuff and you know paint really affects the concept of the multiverse played
into it so well because every universe got its own style and they're all vastly different
and I have some favorites
I don't want to spoil
but I like Gwen's world a lot
Yeah Gwen's world is awesome
I was talking to Stephen about that yesterday
And I don't know
We were having a hard time pinpointing
Maybe the issues that the art style
Was maybe used in but the art style
Of her world
And that's all you can really call it right
You can't just say oh they change the lighting
Or they tweaked the camera angles or something
No the different worlds
The different dimensions
It's a whole different feel and look to everything
It was animated by a different person completely than independently from the rest of the film.
It was just a massive, massive undertaking.
I can't even imagine.
And just a bonkers amount of color.
The more older I get, the more I just crave more color.
And as cool as Diablo 4 looks like, the palette is basically gray brown and red.
Yeah.
No, it's pretty dark.
Even the blood is that kind of dark blood, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
It's an aesthetic I appreciate for what it is.
but you're not wrong.
Like, color used in the right way is always fantastic.
I feel like I'm bad with color just for a little admission here.
For all the years I've been illustrating and drawing, I don't.
I still to this day feel like I struggle with like,
how do I really pop with color in this particular case?
And it takes a ton of work and it's just hard.
It's a hard thing.
So to see it so well represented in this movie.
And I know, my heart of hearts knows that this isn't some computer going,
I believe this color palette will be the one to use.
Beep, boop, beep.
It doesn't work that way.
These are people who just know they're the best in the business
and they know what to make it look like.
Like it's, oh my gosh, it's such an massively cool movie.
So if you're, especially if you're a youngster and you want to get in the animation,
I have one tip for you.
Get into Blender.
It's free.
And it's basically Maya now.
I learn Maya.
It's a big complicated beast.
And when I was learning it in the,
early 2000s there was not
a ton of information out there to help
it is such a different
ballgame now you can go get Blender for
free and you can go
get tutorials for free on YouTube
if you have a PC it costs you nothing
to become an animator now and that's
just kind of insane that that happened in my lifetime
so yeah
if you want to get into it you can do
you can do pretty much everything they did
in Spiderverse
if you're really crafty
in Blender
And it won't take you
It won't take you any time at all
Yeah
I keep hearing
Blender's a little bit of a curve
That people
I mean they love Blender
When they love it
But it's a bit of a curve
Would you agree?
It's like a
Sure but any
Maya is too
3D2 max is as well
They're all these behemoths
Because you can do everything in them
Yeah
Which can be daunting at first
So look for basic tutorials
And then just just bury yourself in it
If that's your dream
Like you said free stuff on YouTube
That's what I've been using
for Shaper 3D.
It's like, all right, quick, quick tutorial.
How do I wrap text around a sphere or around a cylinder, that sort of thing?
Interesting.
Let's see.
Does Blender still a, how do you do it?
Do you pay per month?
Is it free?
How does it work now?
It's free.
Totally free.
Just go with their website, download it.
It's free like a red-on-airlight.
Yeah.
Well, it's true.
The reason I ask, fair point, I did miss it, but the reason I ask is because I noticed on
their website, they've got a bronze, silver, gold, titanium.
level and they're all like 612 30 120 but i guess these are just like badges or something it's just a
support badge okay yeah anyway sorry totally missed it uh anyway sorry bill you were you were
saying uh yeah i got a i got a funer recommendation speaking a blender so uh please yeah
our friends over at film riot just put out a tutorial and i have a link where is it go here we go
A tutorial.
A tutorial, you say.
Yeah.
They recreated Nebula's arm cannon effect from Guardians of the Galaxy.
What?
And Blender.
And a free tutorial on YouTube.
Wow.
And it is incredibly convincing.
Oh, look at that.
Wow.
That looks great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
These guys are really banging on all cylinders.
Banging, firing on all cylinders?
They better not be banging on all cylinders.
That is really cool.
Like immediately, I don't even see.
seamless thing. That's amazing.
Oh, they just took a plane down. Get these guys on a list.
Holy crap. Wow, that's awesome.
And then they show how they did it, I assume?
They sure do.
All right. I'm embarrassed how good people are at things that I'm bad at.
Wow, no kidding. Oh, I like, they've done a good job of chapterizing all this stuff too,
so you can jump right to. That's awesome.
Setting up the scene. And we just finished a collab with these guys as well, and that'll be
out in July.
So I look forward to that.
Nice. Yeah. I always like when you guys do that stuff.
Mm-hmm. Seems like a match made in heaven, right?
They're the filmmakers. We're the prop makers.
Yeah, you need both of you, right?
It's a good relationship.
Cross those streams. And they're just the best people.
That's right. They're really, really wonderful.
Cross your damn streams. I always say, hey, Bill, it's always good having you on.
Of course, everybody check out Punish Props.com and the YouTube channel, Punish Props.
If you're not already there and subbed, then what are you even doing?
Bill, have a great week, and we'll see you next time.
See us.
See you know.
Wow.
I'm going to watch this guy do that again.
Look at that.
That looks so rad.
It reminds me of.
Did you ever have one of those?
We had one of those, like it was a cannon, but it had just a plastic bag with a bungee on the back.
And you pulled it back, and it just shot air.
But it was such a huge gust of air.
I don't remember that.
We had one of those, and I'm wondering if we still have it, because Tina got really irritated with it because we would blow papers off her.
desk and it would irritate uh the dog uh what if she just got rid of it does that have a uh like a name
like a brand or anything i air blaster something like erzuka there we go yeah people have never seen
this before yeah i want this yeah oh yeah i would use this you could put uh smoke like blow some smoke
into the thing itself and then the then do the erzuka and i think you'd get rings wow
Yeah, I think I saw, maybe I saw a TikTok guy modified it and was like showing how powerful he could make it by tweaking it or something.
The thing is a beast, and I wonder if we still have ours.
22 bucks, not bad.
Tristan maybe took it with him when he moved out too.
There's a possibility.
I'm taking the Air Zooka Dad.
Exactly.
No, he wouldn't even tell me.
He would just take it.
You would just take it.
Right.
You just take it.
All right.
That's cool.
I want one.
But not really.
But what I use it for?
Yeah, you don't need it.
Something you don't need.
I can have some fun with it.
van maybe. Blow him around.
Take him outside.
Blow him out. Yeah. Blow him into the side of the fence, that sort of stuff.
Right. Perfect.
All right. Let's get science. It's proper stage.
So that we know some things. Yeah, Bobby threatened that he's going to, if the rancid cheese and vomit smells didn't already kill my appetite, he promised that whatever he's going to talk about is going to really kill the appetite.
Oh, well, fun. Let's do it.
My name is hungry, and the soup looks good.
Well, speaking of soup and Bob, let's talk to good old Bob.
Oh, it's nice and dark in your studio today.
I know.
Did you not pay your electricity bill?
Not for long, he says.
He's going to go to, oh.
I'm sorry, did you not pay your electricity, Bob?
Something about calling him Bob really changes at all, doesn't it?
It really does, yes.
Oh, there we go.
Does anyone call you, Bob?
Or just us?
My mom does.
My mom does.
Really?
I figured that'd be a Bobby forever thing with her mom.
She said, bab, bab.
She's visiting.
She's in the other room, right?
Oh, that's nice.
Nice to have mom around.
Yeah, yeah.
It helps with flying this week.
I've got a lot of lessons this week.
I flew solo for the first time yesterday.
Oh, my gosh.
Was he there with the wookie or just him by himself?
Oh, you mean you flew by yourself, yourself?
Oh, I see now.
No, I won't let Harrison Ford anywhere near a plane.
no no no no no without a good golf course nearby that's true did you so wait so what does this mean
just you and the thing and nobody else nothing yeah it was me so i got there um the whole saga
of me going solo has been a long time coming right like i i've been it's like been two months
and there's just been a ton of things that keep getting in the way um and uh some of them you know
just all mostly unavoidable just things that keep happening is just really bad luck and then
fine so i've been i've been i've been flying the plane myself for a long time he hasn't
touched the controls in a really long time but um just one reason or another it wasn't time for me to
go solo because of weather or just stuff but anyway finally it was fine um and he had been sick
that's why a previous lesson had been canceled that i was going to go solo and and uh normally what
happens is you an instructor will usually on the day you solo will go up with you and you usually
don't know usually they're they just spring it on you oh but what they'll do is they'll take
they'll take you up and you'll go into the pattern do a couple of landings and then if they're
ready if they think you're you're good for it they'll just tell you to land park and they'll get
out of the plane and you'll finish the lesson on your own doing takeoffs and landings all on
your own. But this time, see, I've been, I have like almost 50 hours flying and that's more than
some people have when they get their license, right? So I've flown a lot. And so he said when I got
there yesterday, he wasn't feeling very well. He had been sick. So he had had a couple of lessons
been up in the plane with some previous people. And his, his years were really.
really messing with them and stuff like that. So he said, I really think that you're totally fine.
So just go up. I'll watch you do the first couple takeoffs and landings and then I'm just going
home. Were you worried at all that he would begin the state he was in that he wasn't, you know,
not that he's not all there, but he's that he's telling you to go up by yourself in a hampered state,
you know? Were you worried about that? No, I wasn't. Because again, like, like I've been,
we've both been doing this all along, right? Like he's been telling me for,
for weeks, for weeks and weeks and several lessons like, look, man, I would already have gotten
you solo, but for this. Like, the last thing that was the issue was, they just changed their
policy where you were required to have airplane renters insurance in order to, to solo,
and really, I should have had it anyway. So it was kind of my fault, but I hadn't quite gotten
it yet, so he was like, I was ready to sell you today, but we can't because you don't
have the renter's insurance yet so like like it's been time for me to do it so and i wasn't even
the cool thing is i wasn't even nervous because i've been doing this for so i've been flying so much
so i got in the plane i went up and it was it just felt like another lesson just i was by myself
but it was it felt better it was an amazing feeling being in the plane by myself and doing takeoffs
and landings i'm so excited to be at this phase of that's awesome dude oh for sure yeah yeah big congrats
Did you just kind of whistle to yourself?
What's it like?
I bet you do talk to yourself, right?
I do.
You just got the ailerons.
All right.
What are we doing over here with the weather?
Absolutely.
That's exactly what I was doing the whole time.
I was talking to myself, talking through it, making sure.
Because, you know, I am by myself for the first time.
So in my head, I'm thinking, okay, how much of my successful flying was without me or my
instructor being aware of it just unconscious communication between the two of us we were just
automatically doing it right um so i wanted to make sure that there was none of that and i wasn't
taking anything for granted it being my first time so i was i was talking my self through every
single step every time and then when i would do a landing and it wasn't quite right i would talk myself
through like okay what went wrong what can i change next time and i go up and do it again and um so i
was talking the whole time yeah and you're also on the radio um through each step of the pattern
communicating with whatever planes might be in the area as well,
letting them know where you are and what you're doing.
So there's a lot to do and talk about it and say.
Well, Phil's next level, man.
Nicely done.
Well done.
Yeah, I'm very excited.
I'm very excited.
Before you know it, you'll be, I don't know,
747's loaded full of people.
Yeah, no way.
Nope.
No way.
Fair enough.
If you look out the left side of here,
you'll see the,
I'm crashing.
Yeah, we're going to land head first into that building, and we'll see later.
I'd be happy to take people I know up.
I'm excited to do things like that, like friends and family and people that I know,
but I do not want to fly an airliner for sure not.
Does it scare you at all?
I mean, it always feels like you hear like these Kobe Bryant stories of people going up with their friends and their planes,
their private planes and stuff.
And it always seems like those are the crashes you hear about.
I'm sure a million of those happen without crashes, and that's why they get noticed.
it's very rare.
But I don't know.
Does it give you any kind of pause or make you worry about it or, you know?
I am not someone who shies away from.
I actually do peruse, like the Air Safety Institute's accident reports and stuff like that.
And also the, not the Air Safety Institute's accident report.
There's the other thing I can't remember off.
NTSB, the national.
Oh.
Oh, travel safety board.
Yeah, the NTSB's accident reports.
I'll look at those and stuff like that.
I don't shy away from that because to me, those are learning opportunities.
So in all the stories I've heard like you're talking about with Kobe Bryant and all the other things that I've read about terrible accidents that have happened, that doesn't make me nervous.
That just tells me how important you have to, how important it is to always be on top of it.
every flight, the safety, and all the things, checklists and things that you have to go through
are just as important every single time. So hopefully that feeling and thought never leaves me.
I mean, it makes sense that it's here with me as I'm learning.
But I hope to be the type of pilot 10 years from now who still takes all that just as
as seriously as I do right now.
Well, I hope if I'm ever in your plane that you will also that day and do the same thing, that day.
Yeah.
Or anytime you're in it, I don't want you to go anywhere.
either, you know? Right.
Who else are we going to get science from, right?
Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
He's like, hey, Bobby slammed into the side of a mountain.
Oh, no, our science.
Yeah, what are we going to do?
Well, I guess we have to start looking for another science person.
Damn it, Bobby.
We're going to need some new science guys.
Yeah, we'll get a flat earther on here and take over and just really ruin things.
That's my motivation. I got to make sure that a flat earth doesn't take my seat.
Yes, there's the threat, right?
there. And we, you know, you don't want to trust me and Brian to that. You got to, you got to
help us out. Speaking of help us out, you probably brought some science today, and he said
it's gross, so I'm excited to hear what it is. Yeah, yeah, I am, I was looking through a bunch of
stuff this morning trying to find some news, and there are some, there are a couple of things
that were really depressing, so I didn't want to talk about it. Thank you. Wonderful.
So instead, you're welcome. So instead, um, I thought, you know, I, we just had our 144th episode on
all around science. And during that, we talked, we answered, we had all of our fans, all of our
listeners send in all their gross science questions. And one of them, it was actually, I had
been thinking about doing this myself, but somebody suggested in the chat when we recorded
it live that this would be a great TMS segment, which was to learn about the colors of your
poop. Oh, all right. Tell me more. Yeah. So your poop can come in many colors.
Are you aware of that?
I'm sure you've experienced many of them over your long life.
Sure.
Are we talking like burnt umber and then sepia?
No, not just many shades of brown, although brown is the most common color.
Yeah, right.
The big part of the talent, the big part of the picture.
The reason I started talking about this was because we got a question from one of the kids who listened to our show.
Actually, you know, Dreadnecks, who listens here, he listens to our show too, and his daughter.
is a huge fan, arguably our biggest fan.
And she sent us the question about,
is it possible that your poop can be a different color?
Like if you just eat one color of food, can it change?
Sure.
So it sent us down this rabbit hole or toilet hole or whatever you want to call it.
And so brown, almost always your poop is brown.
And it's because of, do either of you know why?
it's always
It's always great
Basically the
When blood dries
It turns brown
And a lot of your
Poop is dead blood cells
So it is
It is because of blood
But it's not
That's what people
Usually think
Is because of like
The drying and clotting
It changes color
That's what we're
But that's actually not the reason
What happens is
The dead blood cells
That are in our bloodstream
Or the red blood cells
They do die
They have a
A lifespan right
Their cells
So
So when they die, your body breaks them down and metabolizes them and takes care of the waste of your dead red blood cells.
And it's just, it breaks the hemoglobin down into a bunch of different forms.
And along that chain, the chain that's called the step, it turns into a thing's called stericlobin or something like that.
Okay.
And that break, that byproduct of breaking down your red blood cells just happens to be.
brown as well and then it mixes with the bile in from your small intestines which is yellowish
and yellowish green and it creates that color so the point was that it usually doesn't matter
what you eat your your poop is always going to be almost always going to be the same color
and it's because of it is because of blood like you said so that's normal but there's all
sorts of other colors.
Fun colors that can end up in the toilet.
It's a rainbow of colors.
Tell us more.
Mays, I think, is one of those colors.
That's what my people call them.
So a really common one that people will experience is blue or green or green.
Green is really common.
That's usually because of food coloring.
And so your body can't digest food coloring very well.
if at all. It doesn't get broken down in the acid in your stomach and doesn't get nothing
from it gets absorbed in your intestines or anything. So if you have, if you've eaten something with
enough food coloring in it, it'll change the color. My kids used to do this with cotton candy.
You get like a big blue cotton candy at the fair and then bam, meant blue diapers for like a week.
Wow. Yeah. We said, you know, Sonic, I don't know if they still sell this drink, but it's a, it's called
an ocean water. Oh, yeah. And it's like a coconut flavor. It's like Sprite with
coconut flavoring, but they add blue
food coloring to that.
And every time I would
drink one of those,
I told a story on the show,
if you want to hear the whole story, you should listen to
all around science.
But we had a, in college, we had a
competition with those, and
it had to do with our poop, so you should,
if you want to hear that, you should listen.
I don't know if I'm selling that story.
I want to hear about your college poop, if I can
get, if I can find a way.
So listen, this is, this is how we
get listeners.
Or lose them.
There are other things you can do.
There are other reasons that your poop might be green.
There are foods.
I said that food doesn't really matter.
But it does sometimes.
It's specific foods.
Blueberries, if you eat enough blueberries,
there's an antioxidant in blueberries called anthracyanin
that causes your, that's blue.
And so if you've had enough of it
and it hasn't been metabolized by the time it gets through,
That's the whole thing.
If your poop is a certain color, it's because your body hasn't had time to deal with all of it by the time it comes out.
So that's why a lot of this is just you've had a lot of a particular thing, right?
Right, or if you've got sped-up modality of some sort.
Yes, so that's another reason that your poop might be green, right?
Is that if you are eating vegetables fine, but you have diarrhea, then it's going to, it's going to go,
go through you a little too fast and it won't get broken down.
Yeah.
That is how it works.
That's true.
So like I can tell you, and for those at home going, I can't believe they're talking
about this.
This is normal human stuff, right?
Yeah, exactly.
Everybody poops.
They should write a book.
Yeah, like a kid's book, right?
Yeah, for kids.
I think they should do that.
Anyway, back in the 2014s or so, I had some issues, some stuff that came up that was causing
me all kinds of problems.
And one of the ways the doctor worked with me was like color charts, consistency charts.
You know, and the consistency chart was a big one because it was like, all right, well, if you're making this shape, you're doing okay.
If you're doing this over here, boy, howdy, you got to change something in your diet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's absolutely true.
I'm, you know, it's funny to say, but I do think it's important to know.
Like, that's a really good first indicator that something could be going wrong, right?
And so knowing what is normal, so knowing what is abnormal is great, but also knowing what is
normal can save you a trip to the doctor as well.
And changing color is not always a bad thing.
What you want to be on the lookout for is if something changes A, and there's no obvious reason why it might happen.
something you ate.
For example, if you have red in your poop and you just ate a bunch of beats the night
before, that's totally normal, right?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's a frequent one, is the pickled beats.
Yeah, yeah.
That can be startling, but...
Yes, it can.
Well, and because the other thing is that blood can, of course, cause your poop to be red.
And that can be harmless, you know, because sometimes...
Like, come on, people, sometimes you push a little too hard and you tear things.
Sure.
Sure.
And that can cause a little bit of redness.
Yeah.
That can happen.
It's what you worry about is when things come out black.
That usually means something's bleeding way up, way up in.
Yes, that's exactly right.
Yeah, it's not supposed to be black.
So some black, so it's, you talked about consistency.
Some black is not that bad.
If the consistency is completely normal and it just is a different color,
There's a chance that think, what you want to think about is, A, black licorice can do that.
It's not common, but it can. If you're really into black licorice and you eat a lot of it.
But B, iron supplements or some antibiotics can change the color, black.
But here's the thing. Those you should have been warned about by whoever is giving you the supplements or antibiotics, right?
So if you're if you if it's black and you have no idea why, you probably want to call your doctor
because because like Scott said, what happens is if you have something bleeding much further up the line,
then it will not be bright red because if it's bright red that's happening much closer to the end,
the finish line.
But if it's happened much further up the line, then it's had time to change color.
and clot and all that kind of stuff
and it could be, if it's tar-like
and black, then you definitely
need to call your doctor because that means there's something
that could be a sign of like
something really wrong.
Yeah, something's super wrong, different cancers, ulcers,
ulcerated stuff and all that, yeah.
It's a bummer because, you know,
humans, I think, are just naturally
averse to all things
that come out of your butt because
it's, we're supposed to,
we're meant to. It's like it's, it's, there's disease there, or there can be, right? Like,
there's, there's issues like in a, from an evolutionary standpoint, where, we're, we're kind
of all on madically like, eh, I don't want anything to do. It's coming out of there, right? But I think
it's good to have healthy conversations about good gut health and what to look for, what to watch
for, but not, but not freak out. Like you said with like the whole, uh, red beats thing. Don't
immediately go, brah, call the doctor. Take me to the yard. Don't do that. Give it a day or so.
if it doesn't clear up then you know calmly approach it that way you know don't let that
kind of stuff freak you out too bad I really just depends on how how stark the color difference is
before a slight color change to give it a dare to if it's like a bright red closer to the exit
kind of situation than maybe yeah maybe you do want to yeah maybe you want to either way but I don't
know right because bright red I said bright red means it's closer to the exit right yeah
exactly but uh but if it's if there's just like little spots or streaks like you
you said, maybe give it a day if it doesn't stop, then call somebody. But if it's bright red,
but like the entire log is bright red, then, then yeah, might be close to the exit, but it could be
because there's something really wrong going on. I like the technology or the, the technical
term giant log or the entire log. That's what they call it. Yeah. I, uh, I, I, I, I, I, I,
so I can tell, you know, we always reveal things about ourselves on here. And I've talked about
on the show before, but the reason I got a colonoscopy early back in, geez, what was it,
2012 or 13, was because I was having some issues with all this and couldn't figure it out.
And it became a real education process to learn, like, what signs to look for and that sort of
thing. And I can tell you what helped me a ton was just up in my fiber. Like, it was a massive
difference. In fact, it's the whole difference. Like, I'm fine now. And it's mostly due to me
just eating more fiber.
That's really it.
I think it's good to normalize talking about it, like you said, Scott.
Because if as you go through your life, if things change, you know, shame about our poop can lead us to not want to tell anyone about it.
And like I said, that could be a first indication that something really is wrong.
There are other ones like liver issues can cause like a pale or creamy color.
and yellow can be similar things like there's all sorts of your your poop and your pee are the
waste areas that's where they were all the byproducts of all the other processes in your body
that are important to keep your life going and your body functioning all those byproducts
leave your body in these ways so yes it's gross but but if we
You know, like, you need to be able to, if something's looking off, you need to be able to say to somebody,
uh, something was not quite right the last time I went to the bathroom.
And they can be the level-headed person who says, maybe you should call the doctor or, you know, like, but if we don't ever talk about it.
No, then we're just like, 1800s farmers are like, I don't know what's going on, but I'm just going to till the fourth, the 40 acres I got or whatever.
The back 40, yeah.
Yeah.
And meanwhile, he's filling his trousers with blood.
It's like, come on, man.
Get in there.
But people are stubborn, right?
My dad was like this.
He was like, I don't need a doctor.
Yeah, we totally tend to just say, uh, let's ignore this.
It's fine.
It's fine.
I'll need to see the doctor.
It's fine.
Yeah.
So, you know, know the signs and you're good.
There's a lot of charts for this, right?
Like stuff you can find online.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
Charts.
There's a whole like, your pee is the other.
it can be all the colors of the rainbow and uh for various different reasons but uh but yeah there's
your public service announcement for the for the day is um is uh is it's your poop is normal
unless it's abnormal which you should you should be okay with talking about it yeah you should
be it's okay to talk about i mean we're not you know it's it's not the most um i don't know
people are just weird we're weird about her about this kind of stuff
And it's okay that we are.
But here on TMS, you know, anything goes.
You want to talk about poop health?
We're here for you.
All right.
You want to fly a solo plane with Bobby?
He's got you covered.
He's got you covered.
He's got you covered there as well.
Right here.
All right.
Well, this is great.
Bobby, I'm glad you brought it to our attention.
And if anyone in there, everyone today,
just take a little extra glance at the old leavings, you know?
Just make sure things are looking good.
and then move on with your day.
All right?
Perfect.
I love the euphemisms for people.
The leavings.
They're human leavings.
All right.
Bobby, tell people where that show is and also congrats on your many episodes.
So that's a nice little...
Yeah, 144 episodes of All Around Science.
That's the name of our science podcast.
All Around Science.
You might wonder, why 144 episodes, Bobby?
It's because we don't celebrate normal, like, 100 episodes or 200 episodes.
They're just arbitrary around.
numbers. So if they're going to be arbitrary, they might as well be geeky and mathy. So we celebrate
all the episodes that are numbers on the Fibonacci sequence. Oh. And so 144 is one of those
numbers. And it happened to also be, you know, that number is called a gross, like a gross of eggs
is 144 eggs. So we thought, what a better way to have a themed episode. So that's the episode
part one, because we got so many questions, gross questions that we had to split up into
two episodes. So part one of our gross episode came out just yesterday. All sorts of really
fun conversations we had answering questions from listeners. So check it out all around to science.
Very nice. Brian, we should do for your anniversary, we should do the Fibonacci thing. So whenever
Brian has a year that he's been married for 32 years or whatever, what's the Fibonacci number?
Or no, how do you celebrate that? Because earlier you're talking about, well, I don't know what you
do for 31. Maybe we can do some kind of weird science thing. And you buy Tina a flask. I don't know.
I don't know what you do. And the great thing about it is eventually the numbers expand so quickly
towards the end that you don't even have to do it anymore. See? Because you'll be dead.
That's right. You'll be dead. I'll work binary. I'll start with binary and we'll work. There you go.
All right. Let's go from there. Bobby, thanks for hanging out with us. We'll see you next Tuesday. Have a great week. And may all your
solo flights be fruitful. We'll see you then. Bye. Bye. Bye. All right. The big test. Will this work?
I think it worked? I'm still here. Yep. I think I just have to kill them first. It's not me and Bobby trapped in an alternate dimension of chat. I think as long as I get rid of them first, we're safe. I think that's the deal.
Okay. Well, that was awesome. Thank you both our guests for being here today. And I'm glad that we had a fun Tuesday. But now we have to leave. All right. I know. I know. It's hard.
parting is such sweet sorrow it truly is but there's good news for everyone and that is that
patreon.com slash tms still is still there for you to get cool benefits and rewards for supporting
this here show go to patreon.com slash tms to learn more today uh later today i'll be playing
uh resident evil four with john today at 3 30 no 3 p.m okay and uh that's the only other oh
and then there'll be a core daily today but other than that i have no other shows brian do you
have anything coming out today or going on?
I don't.
Today I've got to go up to Lungmont, an hour and a half north, to visit a client, which is just so fun.
Oh, that would be a great time.
Be a great time.
Well, let us know how that goes.
Hopefully tomorrow there's a story to tell.
Speaking of which, we do the Wednesday thing also, so be here tomorrow.
We got recommendals and other fun stuff.
It'll be great.
Recommendals, feud.
Oh, my gosh, so much stuff.
Yep, just piled high.
So come help us eat that and make normal colored poop out of it.
Here we go.
We're going to get out of here.
Hey, why don't we play a song to leave like we've never done it before?
Like, it's a brand new idea for the show.
I think it's a great idea.
Helen wrote in.
She goes by the name How I Met Helen in chat.
Uncle Scott and Mr. Brian, as we call you with our kiddos.
Cute.
May 25th, a couple weeks ago or last week, marks 11 years of marriage to my generous and kind and geeky husband, Steve.
He goes by Dubious Rascal.
Our first dance was to Owl Cities.
If My Heart was a House from their Oceanized Deluxe album,
I beseech the covermaster for a related song,
either a version of the song or a cover from the band.
She then says, Steve, I love you and I like you.
And is it too early to get a fish sandwich, Helen and St. Louis?
No, it is never too early to get a fish sandwich.
And so I will get you one right now.
I can, no, wrong one.
Hey, too early to get a fish sandwich?
Or, alternatively.
Hey, is it too early to get a fish sandwich?
Yeah.
I think we need a hunk ah on this one, too.
Oh, I can do a hunk awe, but all I have,
have is this guy's. Oh, where'd it go? Oh, I lost Honkaw. Oh, no. Oh, no, it's right here.
There it is. There you go. That's the best. I love that, by the way. All right. Al City, of course, we know them for a song they released called Fireflies. That was their big, their big hit. But, uh, dude has also done some covers. I'm trying to remember what the guy's actual name is the guy who is the one man behind Al City. Anyway, uh, in 2014, he contributed a song.
to a Paul McCartney tribute album called The Art of McCartney.
Oh.
This is a cover of a Paul McCartney Wings song, a really good one, one that I take
slight issue with the grammar, but I'll let it go because it's Sir Paul.
Here is, from Al City, listen to what the man said.
Anytime, any day, you can hear the people say, their love is blind.
Well, I don't know, but I'd say love is kind.
Soldier boy kisses girl
It leaves behind a tragic world
But he won't mind
Because he's in love and he says love is fine
Yeah
Oh, yes, indeed, we know that people will find a way to go, no matter what the man said.
And love is fine for all we know, for all we know when love will grow.
That's what the man said.
So won't you listen to what the man said, is it?
Oh, take it away.
Oh, yes indeed we know
But people will find a way to go
No matter what the man said
And love is fine for all we know
For all we know our love will grow
That's what the man said
So won't you listen to what the man said
Is it?
Oh yes indeed we know that people will find a way to go no matter what the man said
And love is fighting for all we know for all we know our love will grow that's what the man said
So won't you listen to what the man said
Wonder of it all, baby.
Wonder of it all, baby.
Wonder of it all, baby.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ooh.
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