The Morning Stream - TMS 2474: Rancid Butter and Smelly Cheese

Episode Date: June 6, 2023

Disregard Previous Shit. Vice President Mayonnaise. Hold my iBeer. He Flossed His Mind. A glass of milk in a suit. Catbird Moonphase Unit Zappa. I Don't Like Sugar and Beaaaaaaaaaaans. The Mac makes i...t Scottish. Happy Anniversary! Here's a sandwich. Lock 'em Up and Shut the Colgate. I'd like a hot dog please. Is Coke OK? Fartgas Bertum. Bulletproof Monk Coffee. Making Things Across the Spiderverse with Bill. Down the Toilet Hole with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Coming up on TMS, disregard previous shit. Vice President Man is. Hold my eye beer. He flossed his mind. A glass of milk in a suit. Catbird Moonface Unit Zappa. I don't like sugar and beans. The Mac makes it Scottish.
Starting point is 00:00:16 Happy anniversary. Here's a sandwich. Lock him up and shut the cold gate. I'd like a hot dog, please. Is Coke okay? Fart gas, burn him. Bulletproof monk coffee. Making things across the Spiderverse with Bill. Down the toilet hole with Bobby and Moore on the 7. episode of The Morning Stream.
Starting point is 00:00:32 People don't realize the Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell has now lasted longer than the entire Confederacy. It means that has more merit to have its own flag than the one flying behind your neighbor's truck. Is it too early to order a fish sandwich? I'm really hungry for a fish sandwich, okay? Fart gas burdom. The morning stream. The Beast, the Beast with a. The Morning Stream. The Beast with a millionized. Why, just last week, I had my entire car millionized. And it smells great. Hello, everybody. Welcome back to TMS. It is the morning stream for June 6th, 2023. I'm Scott Johnson, and that's Brian Ibitt. Hi. Yes. Hello. Hi. Hello. Hi. Hey. Uh. Yeah. So,
Starting point is 00:01:25 look, I was going to say something to you. Oh, I got that from a listener, this. Is it too early? to order that guy i don't i don't have his name i'm sorry i didn't get your name but he went and was fiddling around with some ai voice stuff and he said i thought this was great and he sent that and he he was right it is great it is it's so deadpan fantastic you know fart gas love the show though whatever it says at the end there that was really great uh so thank you for that uh we're here we're doing a show we got stuff to do um we're still basking in the very expensive light of yesterday's apple event yes But, you know, I think we figured something out that you spend the first part of the keynote like, oh, my God, that's an expensive new upgrade.
Starting point is 00:02:09 Oh, my gosh, that's an expensive new upgrade. And then Apple says, hold my eye beer, and they roll out the Vision Pro. And you're like, oh, you know, those other things don't seem quite so expensive. Wow. That thing I thought was too expensive. I can now buy two and a half of those for the price of the stupid ad set. Right, exactly, yes. Um, anyway, I was going to, one of the thing I was going to say about that was, um, the thing went like three hours.
Starting point is 00:02:31 It was a long ass event. And, um, I got hungry three times during that thing. Right. They, they, as the agent, uh, whatever that guy's name from the, the McDonald's thing, uh, said. Yeah, the one thing that I thought of, though, at the end of this event was they, they, more than ever, with the exception of some of the women at Apple, who I think are all great. They all seem like really awesome people there in their various positions. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:02 But outside of that, this year felt, or this event, felt more like robots telling me stuff than ever before. And I don't mean like AI and stuff. I mean like. Yeah, like they're very robotic in their presentation. Like, hey, I'm out jogging and I can hear the spatial sound. And then the guy's working and it was just so like everything felt so, I don't know, like. Oh, you're not, you're not wrong. There was a little bit of that.
Starting point is 00:03:24 who's the um i always forget the guy's name phil no who's the guy with the craig with the pants way up is that craig okay that that was one yeah yes the the guy who's eyebrows keep getting darker while his hair keeps getting lighter oh i think that is crag isn't it that's craig that's the guy with the jeans too high and he's and he comes out he had the guitar for a hot minute yes yes okay that's craig that's craig yeah he is he is a he's a weird man. And I have to admit, I kind of enjoy when he's on screen. I do too. Yes. Because he's just so freaking weird. The way he enters the screen is weird. The way he exits is weird. Yeah. He's just weird. Like, hold on. Let me run downstairs so I could tell me about the new iPad.
Starting point is 00:04:08 And he has this like, he'll, he'll like gesticulate a lot. And then he'll do this moment where he's like going to say, and now I'd like to welcome so and so to the stage to talk more. And then he'll go like hands together, look over there. And then the way exits like these big ostriches, like these big ostrich legs just like, I'm out of here. Totally true. Something about that guy. I'm happy, he's the one I want to do the entire kingdom.
Starting point is 00:04:32 I mean, I like these other people. I like seeing like, hey, here's the one guy in store for the watch. That guy is the most like us. He's just a nerd. Yes, he really is. I felt like, wow, this guy is us. Yeah, and he's out there and he's outside, and I'm thinking, I think he's done away to send me a discord.
Starting point is 00:04:51 he goes, I think that guy's got allergies like me. He's just like, because he's a little stuffed up. And he's like, I don't watch this and I'll watch that. Anyway, I enjoy it. But I will say this, for whatever reason, the women of Apple juxtaposed against the men of Apple in the presentation, the women all seem to just be great. Just firing on all cylinders. They didn't feel artificial. They just felt like people telling me shit.
Starting point is 00:05:16 But then the men would come in and go, all right. And they would turn. turn it into like strange androids. I don't know. I can't explain it. Yeah. But it was a good time.
Starting point is 00:05:26 Everyone loves WWDC kickoff and we will not, Brian and I will not be spending $4,000 on that thing. We will not. Yeah. I, you know, maybe there's a studio in my future, but that even is, you know,
Starting point is 00:05:39 questionable until I get the engine repair I did my car last year paid off. Oh, right. Still being worked on. That thing, that was two vision pros, by the way, Just to kind of put in perspective. Those aren't going to get you to the store and back if you've just swapped that. I'm a little surprised they didn't just call it eyesight.
Starting point is 00:06:02 That would have been a thing to say. That's pretty good, actually. Yeah, just bring back the eye, the one eye. Because they've done that in a while. In fact, I don't think since the iPad, let me think about that. I mean, they still make IMAX and everything else, but new products, not since the iPad. Have they put an eye in front of something? No, no.
Starting point is 00:06:21 So why didn't you do eyesight, you weirdos? Airsight. Vision Pro. Ask your doctor, a vision pro is right for you. Airsight Pods Pro. So there you go. We have, all you Android weirdos, we have made a bunch of fun of Apple today. Did you enjoy it?
Starting point is 00:06:36 There you go. Yeah. Oh, you guys only love Apple. F off. All right. Zat. Let's get into some stuff here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:47 You know what? I didn't even put in the show notes. What's that? Happy freaking anniversary to Tina. Oh, and me. Oh, it's the big day. Congratulations. It's today, yes, it's D-Day, and that's the day we decided we would get married.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Storming the beach at Normandy and also eating cake. Sure. 31 years, so that's why we're not doing anything special. We might go to Baskin-Robbins because that feels appropriate, and that's about it. Yeah, those places, you know what I like about Baskin-Robbins, the ice cream? You know what I don't like is it always smells like a dirty dishrag in there. It does. I don't know what it is.
Starting point is 00:07:19 is about Baskin Robbins, but yeah, they need better, they need to just pipe in a Jemoke almond fudge smell. Oh, see? That's what they need to do, right? Yeah, take some advice from Vegas and pipe in something that smells better than the shit you've got going. Yes, exactly. Do that.
Starting point is 00:07:36 Boy, oh, boy, you sure nailed that on the head. Yeah, I wasn't 100% with you on the Hershey store, the M&M store smell, but I'm right there with you on Baskin Robbins. Congratulations. That's for you. congratulations oh thanks Fletcher
Starting point is 00:07:51 yeah 31 years is no small feet yeah darn right defying all possible divorce rates and you know you and I together keeping that rate low you know
Starting point is 00:08:02 I think that's I think that's 11 Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes's or 43 Britney Spears and Jason Alexander's It's somehow negative time
Starting point is 00:08:17 with them. They were less than a year, weren't they? Yeah, they were less than a year. It was like six months or something, right? Yeah. Something like that, yeah. Yeah, so we'd be 62 Britney Spears and Jason Alexander's. That's perfect.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Perfect. Love it. Well, congratulations. That's a big milestone. Nicely done. Yeah. Yeah. What does 32 do?
Starting point is 00:08:38 Is anything special at 32? I don't know what that looks like. No, I'm trying to think of, you know, I certainly don't know the hallmark, that little plastic card that we all carried in. our wallets in the 80s about, uh, that had a calendar on one side and then all of the anniversary gifts on the other. Right. Right. Um, I don't know what, uh, what we got, even 35, which is the next kind of milestoney, uh, anniversary. What the, what's special about that or what's the, you know, well, according to the knot.com. Oh, good. It's tied the knot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh,
Starting point is 00:09:11 the not. Okay. Yeah. K-N-O-H-G-H is what I was thinking. Oh, that'd be even better. That would be better. They got 32nd anniversary gifts ideas that will transport your recipient, whatever that means. Okay. Here's one. A catbird moon phase necklace. Wow, those are like seven words all together jumbled up into an Amazon product. Yep, I don't like it. Cat bird moon phase necklace. Yep, that sounds like I'm buying on Alibaba today. So is 32 the cat gift anniversary, the moon anniversary the necklace anniversary i don't know what yeah they don't really specify just they just say it's breezy and everyday wear is what they so the the thing you're looking at the knot does it say like oh you know the the 31st anniversary is the paper mache anniversary or the let's see it says it's
Starting point is 00:10:04 milestone celebrated appropriate gift not really my guess is this is a random you know we always like we like the even numbers right or we like the not even but like the you know the 50 the milestones, the fives and the tens. We're into those. Gift presents on the fives and the tens. I think this is more of just them trying to sell stuff. Like here's another one and these are all linked to like, you know, they're all affiliate links. Apple Unisex, Series 7 GPS Starlight, Silicon Sports Bandwatch for the Apple Watch.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Okay, that's not a really great 32 year thing. No, no. So 30 is the Ireland anniversary. Oh, good, which is because I gave her Ireland for a 30th birthday or a third anniversary. Uh, no, 31st says travel, so really I kind of shot my wad on that one a year too early. Yeah. Uh, 32nd is supposed to be bronze. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:55 Uh, 33rd is iron. Wow. Really? Really? What do you do? You're going right from bronze and iron? Uh, coral is your 35th. You got to pay the iron price in two years.
Starting point is 00:11:06 What do you? 34th anniversary is food. Food. According to, uh, Hallmark. This is great. You want to eat food? It's a sandwich at the anniversary. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:15 You've been married 34 years. Eat food. Have food. Office or deck decor, or desk decor is 41st. Nice. Games is the 46th anniversary. Oh, I can't wait to get there, dude. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:11:28 Yeah, no kidding. Let's get some game. I assume that's board games and video games and mine games and the movie, the game, you know, whatever. Oh, I completely missed the 23rd anniversary is air. Just air. Here's a balloon. No. It's a Dutch oven morning fart.
Starting point is 00:11:44 That's right. in the bed. Happy anniversary, dear. That's what you'd say. Well, anyway, they also have on here a Yeti Tundra 45 hard cooler, they say, is a good gift for 32 years. Oh, that's good, yeah. Boy, every, what does, a woman does not want that? No, not a one is the answer.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Yes. All right, I got to play a couple of calls. These are vital that I play these. Because every once in a while we get stuff that is just mind-blowingly great. And I would like to have everyone else enjoy it a little bit. So here are these two calls in a row. First one is about Bulletproof coffee, which we've talked about a couple of times. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:20 And we have a little bit of background on that, and then a funny follow-up from the same guy. So anyway, here's about a minute of him explaining. Hello, Scott and Brian. I don't have a thing. I was trying to single one, and I blanked. This is Mike. I'm the bug, the bug dude. The pest control guy out of Tampa.
Starting point is 00:12:38 I talked about the spores that killed that bugs. Bulletproof, coffee. I'm sure somebody answered this already. The guy who created, quote unquote, created this idea is like a, he's like a weird body science modified. I don't know. He basically likes to be on the cutting edge of these like ways that your diet is screwed up and everything. And his whole idea was if you put butter or fat content in your coffee at a different rate, it makes you bulletproof, like meaning you're never going to get sick. into your kidneys and your adrenals and all that stuff will be really healthy and all that
Starting point is 00:13:21 stuff. I've heard mixed things on this man. He seems kind of like a con artist, but, you know, you got to do what you got to do in 2023, you know what I'm saying? Okay. Oh, I love that show. Bye-bye. All right.
Starting point is 00:13:38 I love his presentation. He's in the wrong business. You shouldn't be doing pest control. You should be doing, like, I don't know, a podcast. or something. But anyway, he then followed up immediately with this. Hi, this is the guy who calls too early before listening to the rest of the info on your podcast. This is for the morning stream. Disregard previous shit, because I'm, I'm a dunce. Okay, I love you. Bye.
Starting point is 00:14:02 Disregard previous shit is an amazing thing to say. By the way, he's not trying terribly hard if he couldn't come up with an S&B for Scott and Brian. What about good morning, Star and Bob? Oh, man, because it's coffee-related, right? Because it's coffee-related, yeah. You could have done... Or something in beans. What's an S, another coffee-related thing that begins with S?
Starting point is 00:14:26 There's no sifter or anything, right? It's like a... No. Sugar and beans. Sugar and beans. It sounds like if we did have a wacky morning radio show, it would be, hey, sugar and beans in the morning. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Yeah, it's a terrible name. It is, yeah. I guess, I don't know. How do you feel about being beans? You're all right with that or you prefer to be sugar. I'm fine with being beans, sure. You'd be sugar. I'll be sugar.
Starting point is 00:14:50 I'll be sugar. My sugar content is very low. All right. That was great. But then we got this driving question. Okay. Or no, no. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:15:01 This is a request. All right. Oh, gotcha. And I'm here. Look, Brian and I, we come here each day. We do the show. It's fine. We have a good time.
Starting point is 00:15:11 Yes, we do. But we're also here. We're here to give you what you ask for, all right? Like, if you have a request, we will do our best to give you what you need. So here's that request. All right, and then we'll see if we can help this guy out. I was wondering why I always say, you're not wrong. You never say, you're right about that.
Starting point is 00:15:30 I would say, you're not wrong. And also, is there any way I could get that honk? Oh, you know, what I'm talking about, that little thing. Where can I get that? I want to make it my ringtone. Thanks, bye. Okay. Because we give people what they ask for.
Starting point is 00:15:50 Yeah. And I'm not wrong. Or how would I say it? I'm not wrong. You're not wrong. Here he goes. Here, this is for you. Oh.
Starting point is 00:16:00 There you go. I gave it to him. It's all yours. All done. Well done, sir. Yeah, just go isolate that. It's your ringtone. Perfect.
Starting point is 00:16:09 There's your new ringtone. That might actually be my new ringtone, too. Yeah, I think everybody, I'm sure people are all hustling now to make it their ringtone. It's all happening. That's right. Give me one more time. All right, here we go. There you go.
Starting point is 00:16:22 So there you go. He asked for it and you gave it to him. The reason I say you're not wrong is just a dumb verbal habit. It's just one of those things. We all have these things for a while. I was saying absolutely all the time until I think we had an audio clip of Fletcher doing it. And then that made me never want to say it ever again. But I know that there's other audio crutches that I love.
Starting point is 00:16:42 lean on. I think everybody does, right? Everybody does, exactly. Name someone who doesn't do it and I'll eat my hat. Right. Okay. I'll eat this. I'm Lester Holt. Yeah, exactly. Let's get to the news. Oh, I wish he did that.
Starting point is 00:16:56 That'd be great. He just like a little workout. That'd be amazing. I'd watch the news again. I would suddenly care about news coverage. If Lester Holt did that to me. Oh, he's the only news coverage I care about. Yeah, he's pretty great. And in Kyle Clark, local dude, long-time listeners of this show will remember Kyle Clark as the guy who introed my segment on the news about movie theater, shitty behavior in movie theaters where he says, Brian has something to say.
Starting point is 00:17:32 That's right. You still have that? Which, you know, thinking about it, we should isolate that. That would be a great thing for you to play when I start babbling on too long about something. No, this is great. That's something to say. Do you have that audience? I'll find it.
Starting point is 00:17:43 I don't know if I, I don't know if I do. I could probably find the link. Anytime Brian has like a hot take or something big to tell us or whatever, we're going to do it. We're doing it. Because you'll be like, oh, you got to hear this story that happened in my lift drive and then we'll play that guy. It would be perfect. Yes, exactly. Brian has something to say.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Yep, this is us making radio. I think I found it, believe it or not, that quickly, if you can believe it. Whoa. Let's see. You're going to put it in shared? Yeah, I'm hopeful. hoping that there's an audio clip, or I'd be in a video clip with us. It doesn't, I don't see, let's see if you find a video clip in here.
Starting point is 00:18:20 Should be easy enough to convert. Is it the first thing? Maybe it's the first thing that just looks like a photo. No, that's just a photo. Oh, a photo of him? You got Kyle Clark photos? Wow. No, no, no, just a photo of, uh, of a movie theater.
Starting point is 00:18:34 You know what? He deserved to win that first season of American Idol. I thought Kyle Clark did great. Kyle Clarkson. Yeah, Kyle Clarkson. He really knocked it out of the park. Really something. I'm not finding the video anymore.
Starting point is 00:18:49 I wonder if it's been taken down. Oh, that's a shame. Let me see. It might be on their YouTube channel. Let's keep talking. Tell me about the driving. I'll see if I'll tell you about this. I got a question for everybody.
Starting point is 00:19:01 In fact, this feels like I kind of have a, I think I have a beef. Oh, okay. I need a clip for beef. Let's see. Is there a way for that? Yeah, you've got the smell like beef. Use that. Oh, yeah, I could do that. Or, oh, even better. Hold on. Um, we'll see what happens if I play it. Uh, it's not there. That's fantastic. Okay. Well, forget it. Uh, I can't, I can't find beef. Uh, here's my beef. So Kim driving home yesterday with the kiddos. She had, well, she had van and she was bringing him by. We were going to have dinner. She made a jambalaya. It was amazing. And then we were going to go to the park and hang out with the kid. And he was going to do slides and all that. And so he's, so she's coming home yesterday and she says, I'm just about to pull up. So hop, you know, come outside and see us and see, see van.
Starting point is 00:19:47 So I did. I went out to the back where the garage is. I opened the garage. I sat in a little chair, waiting for them to come. And she said they were just turning in. And it's taking for freaking ever. And I'm like, what is going on? And then she finally comes the other way around, like the way you would not normally go.
Starting point is 00:20:03 It's the long way. She never does that. I'm like, what the frick is she doing? And so she comes around the long way, I go, what's going on? And she goes, I'm so mad right now. And I said, what's the matter? She doesn't get that mad very often. It's usually car-related, though.
Starting point is 00:20:17 It's almost always traffic or something. If anyone's ever going to see Kim Matt, it's when someone's being an idiot driving. But here's, so here's the question. The person, the reason she couldn't get her normal way is somebody in a big Y-SUV was pulling through that direction. It's not a very wide road, but you can do two cars if you're on the side. if you if you each take your sides right and and it's still a little tight but you know and if you're just going through there nobody cares you just kind of drive through and it's okay but this person stopped to then hang out the window and talk to the neighbor lady who they
Starting point is 00:20:49 knew and have just a little conversation now i've done that before but the minute i see somebody behind me i go oh i got to move out of the way for sure i can't be in their way they're obviously going somewhere and i'm it's not cool for me just to block this this entrance so i'm going to pulled to the side. This person wouldn't do that. So Kim sat there for, I don't know, five to eight minutes behind this person, waiting for them to do something.
Starting point is 00:21:13 They never freaking budged. And they knew she was there. They kept looking at her and then kept talking. And they'd look back at her and then kept talking. And so she finally was just like two birds up, pulled around and came the other way. She was so mad. I would be so pissed. Yeah, that's what an absolute
Starting point is 00:21:29 A-hole thing to do. Then that's what I was looking for. We are not wrong. to be pissed about this, right? That's an annoying... You're not wrong, Scott. We... I do it. But we live in a society. God dang it. You shouldn't block people from their way of getting in. I would never do that to them. No. Ever. Oh, absolutely. And, and then to like, like, see and then disregard. That's the... I mean, that is the George Costanza moment, right? I think there's one where there's a there's a Seinfeld where somebody does that to George where he's like waiting.
Starting point is 00:22:03 and they kind of look at them and then just kind of look back and do what they're doing and you just watch George turn into a raving nightmare. Yeah, it's the worst. And she was so mad and she was like trying to not cuss
Starting point is 00:22:16 in front of van and all this. And anyway, it was all stupid. But then the person came driving around after they were done finally. They come to pass us right after Kim pulls in. And I just stare this lady down in the car and she's looking at me
Starting point is 00:22:28 like she doesn't know what I'm looking at. I'm like, well, maybe never do that again. You piece of turd. It really pissed me off. Anyway, it's all good now. Everything's fine now. The road's clear. They're not there.
Starting point is 00:22:41 But the next time I see that white USB. There's USB. USB. It's the USB drive. What's wrong with me? SVU. Did you really say SVU now? Yeah, next time I see special victims unit.
Starting point is 00:22:53 I'm going to go, two birds. Yeah, absolutely. And they will have no idea. They'll be like, what was that about? Why did I get the two birds from that guy? Yeah, no kidding. I don't think she put two and two together.
Starting point is 00:23:04 She didn't know it was. And I don't know who it was. It's not a neighbor I recognize or even a person. Yeah. So as far as I know, she's nobody, but whatever. You're not welcome in this neighborhood. Really bugged me. All right.
Starting point is 00:23:17 Hey, you guys. We do news on the show. Speaking of news, and Lester Holt and all that, we have her own version of that. And it goes a little like this. Hey, look, it's time for the news brought to you by. Want to see some cool pottery stuff? Well, here's some good news.
Starting point is 00:23:32 news. Amy has you covered. Sub to her YouTube channel today at YouTube.com slash at Redfraggle 3. Watch her throw some clay, throw some pots. That's right. Some stuff. You can also search YouTube for Red Fraggle 3 and you'll get it. But it's weird that YouTube on some of these
Starting point is 00:23:48 names puts an at in front. Yeah. That's not a typo. That's an actual thing. Yeah. Isn't that weird? I don't know why they do that. I don't like it. It makes it hard to tweet it because it thinks it's a hashtag, or not a hashtag, but like you're trying to at somebody. At sign, yeah. But that'll get you there.
Starting point is 00:24:05 So YouTube.com slash at Redfragel 3, and that's just the number three, not spelled out. Right. And she's already thrown some pottery. There was a whole, let's see. Yeah, don't go to Red Fraggle 2 by mistake because that's nothing but leg checks. Yeah, it's bad. All leg checks. All leg checks all the time.
Starting point is 00:24:23 Yeah. Throwing a litid jar is her latest video. It's 13 minutes long. It looks awesome. She also did some time lapse a couple days ago. It's very cool. So go check it out. I'm going to start my own throwing pottery channel where I'm just going to throw actual fired, completed pottery.
Starting point is 00:24:38 And it's just going to be a 10-second video of me going, you know, and you can claim ignorance. You can say, well, no, I understood throw pot. You're supposed to throw pottery as what I heard. I wanted my own throwing pottery channel. That's all. And the police will go, oh, okay, that's fine. We'll let you go this time. But just know for the future.
Starting point is 00:24:55 They'll let you go. But I won't throw any of Amy's awesome pottery that she's sent me. No, I'm keeping that. Mine looks like it's got mud in it, and I love it. I love that. Matt Davis, mud. Check it down, I got mud. All right.
Starting point is 00:25:07 We got a hygiene heist. Beep, boop-de-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-pe. $2,100, which is about half the cost of a Vision Pro. A little more than half the cost of a Vision Pro. I like it. Everything is going to be in Vision Pro metrics. Yep, that's how it's all going to be from now on. $2,100 worth of toothpaste was stolen in Metro Vancouver during a robbery.
Starting point is 00:25:31 which is kind of a weird thing. They're calling it a botched robbery in North Vancouver, left many laughing after a man was arrested for stealing $2,100 worth of toothpaste. That's probably closer to 1,800 U.S. Yeah, they don't clarify that it's Canadian dollars, but the fact that it comes from, well, it's dailyhype.com, so not a CA site. So maybe it has been already converted.
Starting point is 00:25:58 Yeah, you never know at these sites. North Vancouver RCMP described the incident as a failed attempt at a clean getaway. See what they did? I'm actually surprised they haven't done this more already. I know. I'm actually looking like, oh, the getting to the crest of the hijinks was officer so-and-so who says that he's going to lock him up and shut the coal gate. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:24 Yep. I was trying to find a floss reference. I couldn't do it. I can't find me. Oh, we've plenty of that in prison. Yeah, I guess so. It'd be like flot. I can't do it.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Maybe you could rhyme it with lost or something. Anyway, officers were near... This worker flossed his mind, where he stole $20,000... There you go. We completely flossed his mind. That's good. Officers were near the superstore
Starting point is 00:26:48 for an unrelated matter on Friday when I saw a man rushing from an emergency exit followed by staff, according to a tweet. Many wondered how the man managed to carry all the toothpaste, or if it was an expensive brand toothpaste that was lesser known nobody knows but that guy was into it man he was like yeah
Starting point is 00:27:04 give me your toothpaste yeah many wondered yeah you're the news yeah shouldn't you be answering that question like i don't trust anybody anybody whoever says many wondered or some people are saying or any of that yeah i don't have that's where i cut off it's where i go nope what a useless thing to put in an article many wondered how the man managed to carry all the toothpaste or if there was an expensive brand of toothpaste that was lesser known. Well, maybe, I don't know, do some research and answer with the questions that many have. Yeah, journalists at the Daily Hive. Could you?
Starting point is 00:27:41 Many wondered what happened. Journalistic standards are low here, I think. Here's a fun one. Rancid butter and smelly cheese is the headline. Okay. A Johns Hopkins study identifies body odors that attract mosquitoes. They're trying to figure out how to better protect people from mosquitoes and diseases. If you smell like rancid butter and smelly cheese, two showers a day.
Starting point is 00:28:08 I feel like, yeah, I feel like you got some stuff going on if you got those two smells. Mosquitoes don't seem like the worst of your problems. No. It says here, a new study in current biology is the name of the publication. By an assistant professor at the Johns Hopkins University, examined a key factor that attracts mosquitoes to some people over others. And it turns out it is body odor. Um, here's interesting, some of the interesting stuff, though.
Starting point is 00:28:30 Mosquitoes prefer men and women with high levels of three common natural compounds with smells that most closely associate, or we would associate with rancid butter, cheese, and vomit. Great. Yep. Yep. My three favorite things all at once. I know. I imagine that, uh, you working at Johns Hopkins University would not sign up to help, uh, research this. You're like, no, you guys got this.
Starting point is 00:28:57 no thanks you think like imagine some grad student he's looking at the board going all right what's going available studies that i can participate in uh let's see oh yeah who smells that attract musculos this looks interesting oh wait rancid butter bad cheese and vomit nope all right i guess i'm not going to be in science i feel like each of these lead to the other you got your rancid butter that leads to some really bad cheese and that leads to vomit yeah right it is it's like a it's like a play in three acts he says This is what Connor Conner
Starting point is 00:29:28 Conner Connor McMillerman Menaman Menaman Manaman Says this We all emit our own sort of bouquet Of 300 airborne chemicals
Starting point is 00:29:41 That emit from the skin and the breath And that dissipate into the air He is the John Hopkins Malaria Research Institute head That's who that is Excellent Yeah
Starting point is 00:29:52 I mean that is a that is a freaking a Scottish name, if I've ever heard one, right? Because of the Mac. That's good point. Yeah. That's Scottish, not Irish. Is Claire losing her mind? I didn't even look.
Starting point is 00:30:04 She probably is. I don't know if she's even said it. She's not here yet. I don't think she's here. Connor, though, I think, is both Irish and Scottish. Yeah, there's Connor McGregor. He's a, oh, no, he's Scottish, though, right? Scottish, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:18 And it's not a M-A-C-MAC. It's an MC-Mennam. Oh, that's right. But if it was... Connor O. Meneman. That's more like it. Anyway, the whole point of this, it's actually a good thing. They're trying to find new ways to protect people,
Starting point is 00:30:37 and specifically African areas for mosquitoes and figure out what's going on there because 90% of the deaths reported in Africa are according to World Health Organization numbers is malaria still. Wow. It's still the number one killer of people. The malaria, you know, the vaccine for malaria as opposed to the treatments for it.
Starting point is 00:31:00 All our deaths over here are like heart disease, diabetes, like lazy white guy diseases is what we have over here. They kill most people, right? And then cancer after that. And I think COVID's up there somewhere. You go to Africa, it's a frickin malaria and mosquitoes, man. Nnarly. I happen to love malaria. Been married to her for four years.
Starting point is 00:31:21 A lot of years now. Many people said it wouldn't last. Many people. But I love malaria. Love her. Send your hate mail. Not to me. Coverville, gmail.com.
Starting point is 00:31:35 There's the no with a hundred o's from Jeannie. Thank you very much. That's what she does. What's it going to say? Oh, crap. You reminded me of something that I was going to say about something to do with president. I wasn't getting into politics.
Starting point is 00:31:51 politics. It was a presidential thing. Oh, I have a question. Because it's not politically motivated at all. I just have a simple question. A bunch of pictures recently, because he's already registered with the FCC or FIC, whoever he does it with. I don't know what agency you'd do this with. FDIC. Who's the one where you're going? I don't know where you're going. So I get it. Well, you know how, if you're going to run for president, you've got to register with something. It's like a agency. And you have to like, and that's how people usually know, even though you haven't made a formal. announcement. It shows up in the record. Oh, yeah, registered with the, right.
Starting point is 00:32:25 Whatever it is. FCC. FTC? FTC. FEC, okay. Federal election company corporation. The FECA's election committee. There you go. So, speaking to what attracts certain insects to people, Mike Pence has been showing these videos and photos of him riding around with a biker gang. like big old Harley he's wearing all the Leathers and everything but he's still got his little
Starting point is 00:32:55 pencil head you know in the middle of it and I guess what I'm saying is I don't know I understand where it's like hey we're hobnobbing with regular people and you know
Starting point is 00:33:06 that's kind of a thing politicians do I don't understand who this is actually for though who is what is the why is he with a bunch of bikers and what is the message I mean, what is the hope from that? Is it just to say, oh, he's cooler than we thought?
Starting point is 00:33:23 I think so. I think that is to dirty up his image a little bit as a glass of milk in a suit, basically, like to not make him, you know. Right. I guess so. Yeah. Like, why else? Because I don't know who it's for. I understand that there's, you know, bikers, but are they hotly sought after electorate demographic?
Starting point is 00:33:48 No, I think, like you said, it's just to make him look like he's not vice president mayonnaise, basically. Just give him a little bit of a, give him a little bit of a rougher edge so that, um, they should do a test. They should do a test to see what attracts flies to his head when he's here in Salt Lake City doing to be. Yes. Oh, yeah. Yes. That's still one of the greatest visuals of all time. I agree. Yes. I wish I would have seen somebody like, uh, in a Halloween costume as a, like they would be the fly
Starting point is 00:34:22 and there would just be the side of a giant gray-haired head that they'd be walking around with. Like, hi, how you doing? It's the perfect contrast, too, because it's this really dark black insect with really bright studio lights on this very white head.
Starting point is 00:34:40 It couldn't have been in a better situation. Oh, that's so great. Anyway, if somebody out there's like a biker dude, I know Jeff Sire is, maybe he'll pipe in on this, but is there a thing I don't know about where we're courting that particular demo does something I don't know just curious about it uh all right moving on from rancid butter to rancid burger mm great could we really we're really trying to kill my
Starting point is 00:35:05 appetite for lunch yep thanks you're not going to want to eat after this well maybe not at a sonic anyway sonic employee arrested after losing a bag of cocaine in a customer's hot dog and so it was like a little mini bag, a little dime bag. How big is that hot dog? I know, right? I think this is either Badger or Skinny Peak. Is it happening in New Mexico? So New Mexico story.
Starting point is 00:35:27 If you're a cop, you have to tell me if you're a cop. Dude, I love Badgers so much. Where's my Badger Skinny Pete spin-off? Where's that? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Look, I know it's dangerous. I know spin-offs don't always work, but come on. You know, we've got, I still need to watch Lucky Hank.
Starting point is 00:35:44 Is that what it's called, the new Odenkirk series? Oh, yeah, hearing good things about it. I am too, yeah. It's not a Breaking Bad spin-off, but maybe that'll satisfy my, you know, my need for anything connected. Well, what's his name, Mint Julep Two Weeks? What's his name? The guy created Breaking Back and then his name, Tennessee Tim. What is it?
Starting point is 00:36:08 Mint Jullip, Two Week? Oh, you're talking about it? What's his name? Oh, my God. Yes. Why am I? Two weeks spoilers. Yeah. We're from R. Man Jolip.
Starting point is 00:36:19 That guy. What's his name? Yes. Timothy. Oh, good Lord. Timothy. Vince Gilligan. Vince Gilligan.
Starting point is 00:36:26 My God. Well, anyway, Vince Gilligan. Yeah. His next show is some contract he signed with Apple TV. We don't know much about it, but it's an Apple TV plus thing. And he's bringing Ria Seahorn with him, who played Kim, Wexler. Oh, good. Yes.
Starting point is 00:36:40 I don't know what that's about. But, dude, all. follow her anywhere. The two of them, whatever they're doing, I'm happy with you. All good, yeah. So we don't know what that is yet, but I guess we'll find out. Yeah, I did see that the person who wrote Barbarian has a new sci-fi thriller that they're, they just finished up casting for, so.
Starting point is 00:36:57 Is he directing again? Do you know? A different director. It's a brand new director, but. I'm down. I'm in, whatever. Yeah. Barbarian was so good.
Starting point is 00:37:09 What a shocking, good, cool, freaking great. great movie that was love that oh so good you could watch that right now i won't though we'll do the show instead so anyway this uh this new this new mexico sonic employee has been arrested after allegedly losing his bag of cocaine while preparing a hot dog uh authority say 54 year old geoffrey david salazar was arrested after they found a bag of uh white powder inside her order this lady did uh the woman identifies seline gonzales uh told police she discovered the baggie after taking a bite of her hot dog. I wonder if she got any of the good stuff in there, you know. Yeah, right. If she pierced the, uh, the bag a little bit. Oh, this is a really good
Starting point is 00:37:46 sonic dog. Yeah. She's like, that would be, if you got a bite of cocaine, that's like 14 detectives tasting cocaine. That's right. I mean, you know, we saw the kids tasting it and, uh, eating tablespoons of it in cocaine beer. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. That was a fun discussion, though, because that, that trope isn't the, like, the Liam Neeson movie we just saw. Like, he's taste in the cocaine. Everyone's taste in the cocaine. Yep. Cocaine, all right. Yep. Nope. It's not just baking flour. It's so dumb.
Starting point is 00:38:17 It says, I think it's pretty scary. We come here to get food for our families. And if a child found that it could have been pretty bad or deadly, the woman said. Well, yeah, you're right. But I don't know if I'd admit that this is where I come to feed my family. I don't know. I like Sonic. Don't get me wrong. I'll go get a Sonic burger today if I have to. Sure, sure. That's good.
Starting point is 00:38:38 but I don't want to go there You know you'll take the Listen you guys are driving around You're like Oh Kim I don't feel like We go home and cook something We got van in the car with us Oh let's go to Sonic
Starting point is 00:38:49 And we get something there That's you know Yeah Get the boys some tater tots Exactly Yes And ice whatever they're Whatever they're slurpy equivalent is
Starting point is 00:38:59 A frosty or frosy Frozy Frozone Is it the Frozone? It's the Frozone Yeah It's Sammy Lell Jackson in a bottle. It's fantastic. That's right. Great.
Starting point is 00:39:10 Let's see here. So anyway, that's ongoing investigation. They'll figure out what's going on there. They should have figured out because a guy's last name was Salazar. And that's the, you know, if you're not going to use Mendoza, Salazar is the next most likely drug dealer name in the 80s crime handbook, 80s crime TV handbook. That's a good, I'm glad you brought that up. Some people have asked if there's any update about Mendoza's whereabouts. And the answer is we were, I went completely around the lake all the way up around the north. and the south of it the other day. He is literally... He's either not at this lake at all anymore or he is dead.
Starting point is 00:39:46 I don't know. So that's all the update I can give you. I saw some other pissy geese that were just being a little pissy. But it wasn't the same. He wasn't the Chinese goose with the weird big knob on his head and the gaggle of ducks
Starting point is 00:39:59 follow him around. The entourage is. He's not there. So it's a real bummer. Okay. All right. I'll see what I can do though, folks. I'll let you know
Starting point is 00:40:07 if I find anything else. deputies accuse a man of using a duck hunt Nintendo pistol to rob a business Remember that little gun? What was that called? Oh, I totally remember that. Yeah, the
Starting point is 00:40:17 What was that? The Blast-No Blaster? Nintendo Blaster? I can't remember. Shoot, chattel. I did my, the, the deluxe
Starting point is 00:40:27 NES set that I stole came with one of those, came with the magnet, the robot, the gyroscope things, and the, Zapper, Nintendo Zapper.
Starting point is 00:40:36 Yep, the Zapper. Okay. The Zapper. Yeah, I had one, too, and I think I got the same bundle. It came with, like, Hogan's Alley and Duck Hunt and, uh, it's a Hogan's Alley? Do I have that right? You'd shoot people in windows? Do you remember that?
Starting point is 00:40:50 Oh, yeah. They, like, the windows would slowly open and close, and you'd have to identify whether it was a mobster or a, uh... Or just some lady, innocent or whatever. An innocent. Yeah. Innocent bystander. I remember when I learned how those guns work, I was actually disappointed because the way they work is they
Starting point is 00:41:08 only work with CRTs and the reason they do that is because CRTs have a very specific refresh rate and so when you shoot at it it literally turns off the rest of the how does this work
Starting point is 00:41:24 now I forgot basically it shoots at a point where it's imperceptible to the human eye but it basically creates blackness for everything but the spot it hits oh really okay and that's how it knows where it hits the spot It's so weird. It's actually a really weird tech, but it's so basic that it kind of made me mad that we all spent money on it.
Starting point is 00:41:45 They really haven't come up with anything gun-wise that works with, you know, new style TVs, like LED plasma, that sort of thing. Have they? I mean, I know you've got your, they figured out based on your Wii controller, your move controller, things like that. But nothing, nothing that. Now that you say it, I always just thought that those. Those guns fell out of, or sorry, the games fell out of favor. Gun games fell out of favor. I think it was just the fact that with LED and plasma, maybe there's not a way to capture that.
Starting point is 00:42:17 Video game, light gun. Yeah, because I've only ever seen them on CRTs is a really good point. Oh, here we are. Dr. Calhoun says there are light guns for LEDs. I mean, I know the, even the switch controllers have the receptor on one side. Well, and that's why that we had the sensor, right, to, um, To detect where you were in. Yeah, that wasn't, exactly.
Starting point is 00:42:39 That wasn't for your, that wouldn't pick up stuff from your TV, yeah. So I found, this is interesting. I found an article on video games 24-7. Their headline is, light gun games finally feel good on modern displays. It's time for Namco, Sega, and others to bring them back.
Starting point is 00:42:53 Oh, okay. It says, let's see, it says, the death of the light gun shooter is not completely at the fault of the games. And then it goes on, yeah, I think you're right. There's no,
Starting point is 00:43:05 they just didn't work. Yeah, Because, I mean, I've got a projection TV down here, not really a projection TV. I project a DLP high-resolution projector onto a wall that's been painted with a surface that's a nice and receptive to it. I don't think any light gun is going to work with that thing. Yeah, no, I think you're right. So there's the, they're recommending this thing called the Sindin light gun, which looks like an arcade light gun. Here, I'll put it in our thing.
Starting point is 00:43:33 And it'll work with modern displays. and it's supposed to be really fun. And if that's true, I wouldn't mind this. Like, this looks like a, why don't this paste? This looks like a blast. Okay, here you go.
Starting point is 00:43:49 Oh, yeah, bring this back. You know what? I want me some, uh, oh, it does 3D stuff. Look at this. Some time crisis, some, uh. Yeah. The dead walking of the,
Starting point is 00:44:00 no, walking of the dead. The nation of the dead. What was it called? Uh, the Sega game. Dead walking. dead people i don't know what it was i don't remember but i would pay okay technology is based on point blank god i forgot about how great point blank was good but like area 52 all the different game like different yeah house of the dead thank you lucky phil house of the freaking dead
Starting point is 00:44:23 yeah yeah and typing of the dead was really good and that drastic park game's really good oh anyway yeah uh well anyway this guy tried to do a thing um in north carolina was arrested for being accused of using a pistol-shaped controller from the 1980s that says here a pistol-shaped controller from the 1980s for a game called Duck Hunt, as if we don't know what this
Starting point is 00:44:45 is. I guess maybe some people don't know. Right, exactly. From the 1980s Nintendo Game Duck Hunt. Yep. Although this this game was, this gun was used to shoot ducks. Virtually, on a screen.
Starting point is 00:45:01 Why is that voice familiar? The points. that voice is really familiar Oh really? Yeah Can't put my finger on it It's not based on anything Weird I can hear it
Starting point is 00:45:12 And I don't know why All right We're going to take a break When we come back We're going to hang out with Bill a little bit Get inspired, get creative That'll be fun And also a little bit of science talk
Starting point is 00:45:21 With Mr. Bobby Frankenberger That'll all happen shortly But we need music first So do you have any? I do This is a band who's getting ready To kick off their U.S. tour in favor or in support of their sophomore album which is called Underbelly.
Starting point is 00:45:38 The band is called K-I-L-T-R-O, K-I-L-T-R-O, K-R-O, K-T-R-O, these guys are Denver-Base. Denver Connection. These guys are great, and just one of the great bands that came out of Denver here. They're going to be starting their tour in June, June 21st in Detroit and making their way all around. ending up here, of course, at the summit in Denver and September. This is the brand new single from the album. It is called All the Time in the World. Here is Kiltrow.
Starting point is 00:46:31 I just don't know what I'm just don't know what you mean, I'm going to run like I always do. somebody else i take one right on the nose and then i wonder the same as you is there no part of us now is it a trick of the times you watch the days live from under you oh oh there's a place i go to they never change it like a fog that takes you in the afternoon it goes I should be la la la I'm a lot like that I'm a lot like that I go on in the room
Starting point is 00:47:40 just as a melody comes That's all you know where I'm at Oh I'm tired of so I'll come running It feels like it's nipping at your heels Because you're always looking at away and all
Starting point is 00:48:04 it does you're not come running is too You look like somebody else Can't say the things that you always do And that's a trick of a friend Because on the days I'm alone
Starting point is 00:48:40 I find I'm asking the same as you To stand up part of me left I keep my head in a drawer I cast a time in an empty room So There's a place I go to They never changes There are thoughts that take me in the afternoon ago
Starting point is 00:49:08 I shal-la-la-la-law-you-oh calls me back like an alley-cat to me and it's gone and now the melody's wrong That's how you know where I'm now We're going to be able to be. I'm going to work. I'm sorry to tell me that you see me I'm sure to know
Starting point is 00:50:03 I'm sure to tell me that you see me I'm sure to know how in the world if I'm never leaving And I feel you I trade all the time in the world. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:50:36 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Dushaberg. Dushbag. I got 24-hour room service and three different dirty movements and three different dirty moving. I always have time to put on the tucks and eat free food for a good cause
Starting point is 00:51:15 Do remind me who that was Sure, that was the band Kiltrow and the song all the time in the world From their brand new album, Underbelly Sounds alright to me I should say in the future, I liked this song, okay. Future Me really enjoys this song.
Starting point is 00:51:46 Yes, I'm almost sure of it. Okay, I'm going to get Bill in and we're going to talk, you know, whatever creative thing's going on with Bill right now. He's a maker extraordinary. I'm going to guess he's making something. Probably making something. There's still something wrong, isn't there, Bill? Oh, look who it is Bill Duran.
Starting point is 00:52:04 He joins us each and every Tuesday from his maker studios up there at Punish Props.com. um with something cool going on either a great idea for us to try out some stuff he found or something he's making bill what will it be today today oh so excited because i went and saw the new spider verse movie oh so good ooh tell me you're making uh time control wristbands or universe universe control wristbands or whatever they're called i got to think about it because the way they the things are animated and displayed in that world like making it just a static object seems almost boring. Right?
Starting point is 00:52:42 It needs to go yeah. Especially that spider punk stuff it's so layered and like multiple everything looks like a little bit of newspaper
Starting point is 00:52:51 a little of spray paint looks like the never mind the bollocks album cover yeah so good yeah so I'm excited to see what people are making out of that I have a few ideas
Starting point is 00:53:02 but I wanted to talk about animation all because first of all the new movie is amazing I won't spoil anything but Brittany and I both went to school for, we got a degree in computer art. We learned Dreamweaver and Flash, both dead now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:20 But the thing we spent the most of our time on is Maya. You learned, I learned some animation, rigging, texturing, all that. My focus was mostly on 3D modeling. But then when we moved to Seattle in 2006, Brittany and I actually worked on a movie. We worked out a 3D animated movie It never came out I can't talk about it Because it never came out
Starting point is 00:53:47 And I cited an NDA But we had about a year and a half of experience Mostly doing a lot of character modeling A lot of 3D modeling There were dozens and dozens of characters in this movie In fact one of the reasons it never got finished Is because they kept adding more characters I believe by the time we left the project
Starting point is 00:54:07 there were 300 characters. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Speaking to your Spider-Verse. So it's suffered from a bit of scope creep. Yeah, I was going to say, maybe you need to focus down that number to be a little smaller to make something achievable. Just a little less than 300, yeah, that's great. And it was literally a group of us in someone's basement, just we would meet twice a week to chip away at this thing.
Starting point is 00:54:32 And the pile of work got bigger, faster than we could finish it. But a ton of really good experience, and we're both animation enthusiasts. And while I haven't, I ever got into that as a career, I have been paying attention. And these Spider-VerS movies are something else. Just the technical achievement alone. No, they're mind-blowing. And the fact that that movie was two hours and 30 minutes or something, it didn't feel like it to me. It felt great.
Starting point is 00:55:02 It was nonstop. It was really long. And how they kept that up. visually for that long because it never once stops being stylistic it never once slows down like there are moments of intimate quiet moments i don't want to give anything away but it's amazing like just let's sit and look at the city moment yeah it's unbelievable but even during those quiet moments every it's the shit that's popping off in every direction is is like if this doesn't okay i'm gonna make a prediction all right yeah scott's prediction no one believed me in 2015 when i said that
Starting point is 00:55:36 Fury Row to get a best picture nomination. I think this gets best picture nomination. I could see that. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. We'll check in next year. The movie finished turned to Britain. I said that might be one of the best movies I've ever seen. Yeah. I'm right there with you, dude. Top tier, like top three movies of all time for me. I'd love it. So much. So the first Spider-Ver's movie, which we watched Sunday night to prep ourselves to go yesterday to go see it. The first one did a ton of new things too. Like, and watching it again reminded me of that.
Starting point is 00:56:08 Just so astonishing. Also worth noting, if you like these movies, go watch Mitchells versus the machines. It's just incredible. Oh, it's absolutely incredible. Wonderful movie, yeah. Isn't that also,
Starting point is 00:56:18 it's also Lorden, what's his name, isn't it? Or maybe I'm thinking of something else. Anyway, go ahead. Both technical achievements, amazing animation, but very human stories that are easy to relate to.
Starting point is 00:56:31 So one of the things that the first movie did is some of the characters were animated on twos. So if the movies displayed at 24 frames per second, a common thing to do, especially in stop motion animation, is to animate every other frame, right? So the character is static for two frames
Starting point is 00:56:48 and then goes to the next frame. There's a character, not going to spoil who it is, but you'll know who it is when I start talking about it, if you've seen it. There's a character of the new movie whose animation was described as this. The body of the character was on threes. his vest was on threes but they were delayed by a frame or two his guitar was on fours and his outline was on twos but only when he's moving yeah
Starting point is 00:57:17 and all i can think is like i hope they had fun because that sounds like a ton of work oh my god no kidding yeah that's crazy that character is one of the highlights of it and i didn't go in expecting that i thought it'd be like this one-off like you know a little fan service like oh here's a there's a Here's one I know or whatever. Because there's a lot of that. There's a lot of that. But they didn't waste any of the principal stuff. Like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:57:43 I'll also avoid spoilers by saying the one character who becomes really the scariest force in the movie is so cool. Yeah. It is so badass that I didn't know. I never knew. See, this is another important thing, though, Bill. Like the technical achievement around it, all of it that you just mentioned with that one character and just how that world seamlessly involved them all somehow is an achievement on its own. But what really sticks out to me about it is how embedded in the story it all is. The story is so good and it's so relatable and so strong.
Starting point is 00:58:29 And that means the acting and the pacing and all that other stuff that it just makes me so. glad that this isn't just a technical showcase. It's like the full package in every way. It's got heart. Yeah. Yeah. I can't shut up about that thing. It's so good.
Starting point is 00:58:45 So one thing that really stood out to me is that there are a lot of scenes that are incredibly complex, right from the get-go to the first fight scene that Miles has with the first villain just insanely complex the way you'd have to pull it up. off. And when you're paying attention, you realize the only way you can do that is if you storyboard the crap out of it. I think one of the things that draws me into animation is because if you want to do it really, really well, you have to storyboard it. You can't improv. Things have to be planned out ahead of time. And if you're going to pay a team of people to animate that thing, you want to make sure that what you're doing is killer. So I just, all I can see when these
Starting point is 00:59:30 complex scenes were happening was just how much work had to go into the the pre-production, the work ahead of time and planning ahead of time. It's one of the reasons why I love this kind of animation and it's just a staggering accomplishment and a ton of work from a lot of people.
Starting point is 00:59:44 Yeah. Much appreciated. It also has this ability to make me think as much as this this is a movie that requires fundamentally a very high level of technology, right, to even pull off. But it somehow
Starting point is 01:00:02 also manages to feel very, traditional in a lot of its in a lot of its presentation like it's not possible to do what they're doing without the aid of technology but they are clearly in love with old mediums and they're in love with the colorization of comics in the 60s and 70s and how that created like a dot effect on on stuff and you know paint really affects the concept of the multiverse played into it so well because every universe got its own style and they're all vastly different and I have some favorites I don't want to spoil
Starting point is 01:00:37 but I like Gwen's world a lot Yeah Gwen's world is awesome I was talking to Stephen about that yesterday And I don't know We were having a hard time pinpointing Maybe the issues that the art style Was maybe used in but the art style Of her world
Starting point is 01:00:50 And that's all you can really call it right You can't just say oh they change the lighting Or they tweaked the camera angles or something No the different worlds The different dimensions It's a whole different feel and look to everything It was animated by a different person completely than independently from the rest of the film. It was just a massive, massive undertaking.
Starting point is 01:01:12 I can't even imagine. And just a bonkers amount of color. The more older I get, the more I just crave more color. And as cool as Diablo 4 looks like, the palette is basically gray brown and red. Yeah. No, it's pretty dark. Even the blood is that kind of dark blood, you know? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:30 It's an aesthetic I appreciate for what it is. but you're not wrong. Like, color used in the right way is always fantastic. I feel like I'm bad with color just for a little admission here. For all the years I've been illustrating and drawing, I don't. I still to this day feel like I struggle with like, how do I really pop with color in this particular case? And it takes a ton of work and it's just hard.
Starting point is 01:01:54 It's a hard thing. So to see it so well represented in this movie. And I know, my heart of hearts knows that this isn't some computer going, I believe this color palette will be the one to use. Beep, boop, beep. It doesn't work that way. These are people who just know they're the best in the business and they know what to make it look like.
Starting point is 01:02:11 Like it's, oh my gosh, it's such an massively cool movie. So if you're, especially if you're a youngster and you want to get in the animation, I have one tip for you. Get into Blender. It's free. And it's basically Maya now. I learn Maya. It's a big complicated beast.
Starting point is 01:02:31 And when I was learning it in the, early 2000s there was not a ton of information out there to help it is such a different ballgame now you can go get Blender for free and you can go get tutorials for free on YouTube if you have a PC it costs you nothing
Starting point is 01:02:46 to become an animator now and that's just kind of insane that that happened in my lifetime so yeah if you want to get into it you can do you can do pretty much everything they did in Spiderverse if you're really crafty in Blender
Starting point is 01:03:02 And it won't take you It won't take you any time at all Yeah I keep hearing Blender's a little bit of a curve That people I mean they love Blender When they love it
Starting point is 01:03:11 But it's a bit of a curve Would you agree? It's like a Sure but any Maya is too 3D2 max is as well They're all these behemoths Because you can do everything in them
Starting point is 01:03:20 Yeah Which can be daunting at first So look for basic tutorials And then just just bury yourself in it If that's your dream Like you said free stuff on YouTube That's what I've been using for Shaper 3D.
Starting point is 01:03:33 It's like, all right, quick, quick tutorial. How do I wrap text around a sphere or around a cylinder, that sort of thing? Interesting. Let's see. Does Blender still a, how do you do it? Do you pay per month? Is it free? How does it work now?
Starting point is 01:03:46 It's free. Totally free. Just go with their website, download it. It's free like a red-on-airlight. Yeah. Well, it's true. The reason I ask, fair point, I did miss it, but the reason I ask is because I noticed on their website, they've got a bronze, silver, gold, titanium.
Starting point is 01:04:01 level and they're all like 612 30 120 but i guess these are just like badges or something it's just a support badge okay yeah anyway sorry totally missed it uh anyway sorry bill you were you were saying uh yeah i got a i got a funer recommendation speaking a blender so uh please yeah our friends over at film riot just put out a tutorial and i have a link where is it go here we go A tutorial. A tutorial, you say. Yeah. They recreated Nebula's arm cannon effect from Guardians of the Galaxy.
Starting point is 01:04:39 What? And Blender. And a free tutorial on YouTube. Wow. And it is incredibly convincing. Oh, look at that. Wow. That looks great.
Starting point is 01:04:49 Yeah. Yeah. These guys are really banging on all cylinders. Banging, firing on all cylinders? They better not be banging on all cylinders. That is really cool. Like immediately, I don't even see. seamless thing. That's amazing.
Starting point is 01:05:03 Oh, they just took a plane down. Get these guys on a list. Holy crap. Wow, that's awesome. And then they show how they did it, I assume? They sure do. All right. I'm embarrassed how good people are at things that I'm bad at. Wow, no kidding. Oh, I like, they've done a good job of chapterizing all this stuff too, so you can jump right to. That's awesome. Setting up the scene. And we just finished a collab with these guys as well, and that'll be
Starting point is 01:05:30 out in July. So I look forward to that. Nice. Yeah. I always like when you guys do that stuff. Mm-hmm. Seems like a match made in heaven, right? They're the filmmakers. We're the prop makers. Yeah, you need both of you, right? It's a good relationship. Cross those streams. And they're just the best people.
Starting point is 01:05:45 That's right. They're really, really wonderful. Cross your damn streams. I always say, hey, Bill, it's always good having you on. Of course, everybody check out Punish Props.com and the YouTube channel, Punish Props. If you're not already there and subbed, then what are you even doing? Bill, have a great week, and we'll see you next time. See us. See you know. Wow.
Starting point is 01:06:03 I'm going to watch this guy do that again. Look at that. That looks so rad. It reminds me of. Did you ever have one of those? We had one of those, like it was a cannon, but it had just a plastic bag with a bungee on the back. And you pulled it back, and it just shot air. But it was such a huge gust of air.
Starting point is 01:06:21 I don't remember that. We had one of those, and I'm wondering if we still have it, because Tina got really irritated with it because we would blow papers off her. desk and it would irritate uh the dog uh what if she just got rid of it does that have a uh like a name like a brand or anything i air blaster something like erzuka there we go yeah people have never seen this before yeah i want this yeah oh yeah i would use this you could put uh smoke like blow some smoke into the thing itself and then the then do the erzuka and i think you'd get rings wow Yeah, I think I saw, maybe I saw a TikTok guy modified it and was like showing how powerful he could make it by tweaking it or something. The thing is a beast, and I wonder if we still have ours.
Starting point is 01:07:10 22 bucks, not bad. Tristan maybe took it with him when he moved out too. There's a possibility. I'm taking the Air Zooka Dad. Exactly. No, he wouldn't even tell me. He would just take it. You would just take it.
Starting point is 01:07:20 Right. You just take it. All right. That's cool. I want one. But not really. But what I use it for? Yeah, you don't need it.
Starting point is 01:07:28 Something you don't need. I can have some fun with it. van maybe. Blow him around. Take him outside. Blow him out. Yeah. Blow him into the side of the fence, that sort of stuff. Right. Perfect. All right. Let's get science. It's proper stage. So that we know some things. Yeah, Bobby threatened that he's going to, if the rancid cheese and vomit smells didn't already kill my appetite, he promised that whatever he's going to talk about is going to really kill the appetite.
Starting point is 01:07:58 Oh, well, fun. Let's do it. My name is hungry, and the soup looks good. Well, speaking of soup and Bob, let's talk to good old Bob. Oh, it's nice and dark in your studio today. I know. Did you not pay your electricity bill? Not for long, he says. He's going to go to, oh.
Starting point is 01:08:14 I'm sorry, did you not pay your electricity, Bob? Something about calling him Bob really changes at all, doesn't it? It really does, yes. Oh, there we go. Does anyone call you, Bob? Or just us? My mom does. My mom does.
Starting point is 01:08:28 Really? I figured that'd be a Bobby forever thing with her mom. She said, bab, bab. She's visiting. She's in the other room, right? Oh, that's nice. Nice to have mom around. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:41 It helps with flying this week. I've got a lot of lessons this week. I flew solo for the first time yesterday. Oh, my gosh. Was he there with the wookie or just him by himself? Oh, you mean you flew by yourself, yourself? Oh, I see now. No, I won't let Harrison Ford anywhere near a plane.
Starting point is 01:08:57 no no no no no without a good golf course nearby that's true did you so wait so what does this mean just you and the thing and nobody else nothing yeah it was me so i got there um the whole saga of me going solo has been a long time coming right like i i've been it's like been two months and there's just been a ton of things that keep getting in the way um and uh some of them you know just all mostly unavoidable just things that keep happening is just really bad luck and then fine so i've been i've been i've been flying the plane myself for a long time he hasn't touched the controls in a really long time but um just one reason or another it wasn't time for me to go solo because of weather or just stuff but anyway finally it was fine um and he had been sick
Starting point is 01:09:48 that's why a previous lesson had been canceled that i was going to go solo and and uh normally what happens is you an instructor will usually on the day you solo will go up with you and you usually don't know usually they're they just spring it on you oh but what they'll do is they'll take they'll take you up and you'll go into the pattern do a couple of landings and then if they're ready if they think you're you're good for it they'll just tell you to land park and they'll get out of the plane and you'll finish the lesson on your own doing takeoffs and landings all on your own. But this time, see, I've been, I have like almost 50 hours flying and that's more than some people have when they get their license, right? So I've flown a lot. And so he said when I got
Starting point is 01:10:37 there yesterday, he wasn't feeling very well. He had been sick. So he had had a couple of lessons been up in the plane with some previous people. And his, his years were really. really messing with them and stuff like that. So he said, I really think that you're totally fine. So just go up. I'll watch you do the first couple takeoffs and landings and then I'm just going home. Were you worried at all that he would begin the state he was in that he wasn't, you know, not that he's not all there, but he's that he's telling you to go up by yourself in a hampered state, you know? Were you worried about that? No, I wasn't. Because again, like, like I've been, we've both been doing this all along, right? Like he's been telling me for,
Starting point is 01:11:19 for weeks, for weeks and weeks and several lessons like, look, man, I would already have gotten you solo, but for this. Like, the last thing that was the issue was, they just changed their policy where you were required to have airplane renters insurance in order to, to solo, and really, I should have had it anyway. So it was kind of my fault, but I hadn't quite gotten it yet, so he was like, I was ready to sell you today, but we can't because you don't have the renter's insurance yet so like like it's been time for me to do it so and i wasn't even the cool thing is i wasn't even nervous because i've been doing this for so i've been flying so much so i got in the plane i went up and it was it just felt like another lesson just i was by myself
Starting point is 01:12:06 but it was it felt better it was an amazing feeling being in the plane by myself and doing takeoffs and landings i'm so excited to be at this phase of that's awesome dude oh for sure yeah yeah big congrats Did you just kind of whistle to yourself? What's it like? I bet you do talk to yourself, right? I do. You just got the ailerons. All right.
Starting point is 01:12:26 What are we doing over here with the weather? Absolutely. That's exactly what I was doing the whole time. I was talking to myself, talking through it, making sure. Because, you know, I am by myself for the first time. So in my head, I'm thinking, okay, how much of my successful flying was without me or my instructor being aware of it just unconscious communication between the two of us we were just automatically doing it right um so i wanted to make sure that there was none of that and i wasn't
Starting point is 01:12:55 taking anything for granted it being my first time so i was i was talking my self through every single step every time and then when i would do a landing and it wasn't quite right i would talk myself through like okay what went wrong what can i change next time and i go up and do it again and um so i was talking the whole time yeah and you're also on the radio um through each step of the pattern communicating with whatever planes might be in the area as well, letting them know where you are and what you're doing. So there's a lot to do and talk about it and say. Well, Phil's next level, man.
Starting point is 01:13:27 Nicely done. Well done. Yeah, I'm very excited. I'm very excited. Before you know it, you'll be, I don't know, 747's loaded full of people. Yeah, no way. Nope.
Starting point is 01:13:38 No way. Fair enough. If you look out the left side of here, you'll see the, I'm crashing. Yeah, we're going to land head first into that building, and we'll see later. I'd be happy to take people I know up. I'm excited to do things like that, like friends and family and people that I know,
Starting point is 01:13:58 but I do not want to fly an airliner for sure not. Does it scare you at all? I mean, it always feels like you hear like these Kobe Bryant stories of people going up with their friends and their planes, their private planes and stuff. And it always seems like those are the crashes you hear about. I'm sure a million of those happen without crashes, and that's why they get noticed. it's very rare. But I don't know.
Starting point is 01:14:20 Does it give you any kind of pause or make you worry about it or, you know? I am not someone who shies away from. I actually do peruse, like the Air Safety Institute's accident reports and stuff like that. And also the, not the Air Safety Institute's accident report. There's the other thing I can't remember off. NTSB, the national. Oh. Oh, travel safety board.
Starting point is 01:14:48 Yeah, the NTSB's accident reports. I'll look at those and stuff like that. I don't shy away from that because to me, those are learning opportunities. So in all the stories I've heard like you're talking about with Kobe Bryant and all the other things that I've read about terrible accidents that have happened, that doesn't make me nervous. That just tells me how important you have to, how important it is to always be on top of it. every flight, the safety, and all the things, checklists and things that you have to go through are just as important every single time. So hopefully that feeling and thought never leaves me. I mean, it makes sense that it's here with me as I'm learning.
Starting point is 01:15:31 But I hope to be the type of pilot 10 years from now who still takes all that just as as seriously as I do right now. Well, I hope if I'm ever in your plane that you will also that day and do the same thing, that day. Yeah. Or anytime you're in it, I don't want you to go anywhere. either, you know? Right. Who else are we going to get science from, right? Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
Starting point is 01:15:53 He's like, hey, Bobby slammed into the side of a mountain. Oh, no, our science. Yeah, what are we going to do? Well, I guess we have to start looking for another science person. Damn it, Bobby. We're going to need some new science guys. Yeah, we'll get a flat earther on here and take over and just really ruin things. That's my motivation. I got to make sure that a flat earth doesn't take my seat.
Starting point is 01:16:13 Yes, there's the threat, right? there. And we, you know, you don't want to trust me and Brian to that. You got to, you got to help us out. Speaking of help us out, you probably brought some science today, and he said it's gross, so I'm excited to hear what it is. Yeah, yeah, I am, I was looking through a bunch of stuff this morning trying to find some news, and there are some, there are a couple of things that were really depressing, so I didn't want to talk about it. Thank you. Wonderful. So instead, you're welcome. So instead, um, I thought, you know, I, we just had our 144th episode on all around science. And during that, we talked, we answered, we had all of our fans, all of our
Starting point is 01:16:51 listeners send in all their gross science questions. And one of them, it was actually, I had been thinking about doing this myself, but somebody suggested in the chat when we recorded it live that this would be a great TMS segment, which was to learn about the colors of your poop. Oh, all right. Tell me more. Yeah. So your poop can come in many colors. Are you aware of that? I'm sure you've experienced many of them over your long life. Sure. Are we talking like burnt umber and then sepia?
Starting point is 01:17:23 No, not just many shades of brown, although brown is the most common color. Yeah, right. The big part of the talent, the big part of the picture. The reason I started talking about this was because we got a question from one of the kids who listened to our show. Actually, you know, Dreadnecks, who listens here, he listens to our show too, and his daughter. is a huge fan, arguably our biggest fan. And she sent us the question about, is it possible that your poop can be a different color?
Starting point is 01:17:55 Like if you just eat one color of food, can it change? Sure. So it sent us down this rabbit hole or toilet hole or whatever you want to call it. And so brown, almost always your poop is brown. And it's because of, do either of you know why? it's always It's always great Basically the
Starting point is 01:18:16 When blood dries It turns brown And a lot of your Poop is dead blood cells So it is It is because of blood But it's not That's what people
Starting point is 01:18:26 Usually think Is because of like The drying and clotting It changes color That's what we're But that's actually not the reason What happens is The dead blood cells
Starting point is 01:18:35 That are in our bloodstream Or the red blood cells They do die They have a A lifespan right Their cells So So when they die, your body breaks them down and metabolizes them and takes care of the waste of your dead red blood cells.
Starting point is 01:18:52 And it's just, it breaks the hemoglobin down into a bunch of different forms. And along that chain, the chain that's called the step, it turns into a thing's called stericlobin or something like that. Okay. And that break, that byproduct of breaking down your red blood cells just happens to be. brown as well and then it mixes with the bile in from your small intestines which is yellowish and yellowish green and it creates that color so the point was that it usually doesn't matter what you eat your your poop is always going to be almost always going to be the same color and it's because of it is because of blood like you said so that's normal but there's all
Starting point is 01:19:40 sorts of other colors. Fun colors that can end up in the toilet. It's a rainbow of colors. Tell us more. Mays, I think, is one of those colors. That's what my people call them. So a really common one that people will experience is blue or green or green. Green is really common.
Starting point is 01:20:02 That's usually because of food coloring. And so your body can't digest food coloring very well. if at all. It doesn't get broken down in the acid in your stomach and doesn't get nothing from it gets absorbed in your intestines or anything. So if you have, if you've eaten something with enough food coloring in it, it'll change the color. My kids used to do this with cotton candy. You get like a big blue cotton candy at the fair and then bam, meant blue diapers for like a week. Wow. Yeah. We said, you know, Sonic, I don't know if they still sell this drink, but it's a, it's called an ocean water. Oh, yeah. And it's like a coconut flavor. It's like Sprite with
Starting point is 01:20:40 coconut flavoring, but they add blue food coloring to that. And every time I would drink one of those, I told a story on the show, if you want to hear the whole story, you should listen to all around science. But we had a, in college, we had a
Starting point is 01:20:56 competition with those, and it had to do with our poop, so you should, if you want to hear that, you should listen. I don't know if I'm selling that story. I want to hear about your college poop, if I can get, if I can find a way. So listen, this is, this is how we get listeners.
Starting point is 01:21:12 Or lose them. There are other things you can do. There are other reasons that your poop might be green. There are foods. I said that food doesn't really matter. But it does sometimes. It's specific foods. Blueberries, if you eat enough blueberries,
Starting point is 01:21:27 there's an antioxidant in blueberries called anthracyanin that causes your, that's blue. And so if you've had enough of it and it hasn't been metabolized by the time it gets through, That's the whole thing. If your poop is a certain color, it's because your body hasn't had time to deal with all of it by the time it comes out. So that's why a lot of this is just you've had a lot of a particular thing, right? Right, or if you've got sped-up modality of some sort.
Starting point is 01:21:58 Yes, so that's another reason that your poop might be green, right? Is that if you are eating vegetables fine, but you have diarrhea, then it's going to, it's going to go, go through you a little too fast and it won't get broken down. Yeah. That is how it works. That's true. So like I can tell you, and for those at home going, I can't believe they're talking about this.
Starting point is 01:22:22 This is normal human stuff, right? Yeah, exactly. Everybody poops. They should write a book. Yeah, like a kid's book, right? Yeah, for kids. I think they should do that. Anyway, back in the 2014s or so, I had some issues, some stuff that came up that was causing
Starting point is 01:22:37 me all kinds of problems. And one of the ways the doctor worked with me was like color charts, consistency charts. You know, and the consistency chart was a big one because it was like, all right, well, if you're making this shape, you're doing okay. If you're doing this over here, boy, howdy, you got to change something in your diet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's absolutely true. I'm, you know, it's funny to say, but I do think it's important to know. Like, that's a really good first indicator that something could be going wrong, right?
Starting point is 01:23:10 And so knowing what is normal, so knowing what is abnormal is great, but also knowing what is normal can save you a trip to the doctor as well. And changing color is not always a bad thing. What you want to be on the lookout for is if something changes A, and there's no obvious reason why it might happen. something you ate. For example, if you have red in your poop and you just ate a bunch of beats the night before, that's totally normal, right? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:42 Yeah, that's a frequent one, is the pickled beats. Yeah, yeah. That can be startling, but... Yes, it can. Well, and because the other thing is that blood can, of course, cause your poop to be red. And that can be harmless, you know, because sometimes... Like, come on, people, sometimes you push a little too hard and you tear things. Sure.
Starting point is 01:24:09 Sure. And that can cause a little bit of redness. Yeah. That can happen. It's what you worry about is when things come out black. That usually means something's bleeding way up, way up in. Yes, that's exactly right. Yeah, it's not supposed to be black.
Starting point is 01:24:23 So some black, so it's, you talked about consistency. Some black is not that bad. If the consistency is completely normal and it just is a different color, There's a chance that think, what you want to think about is, A, black licorice can do that. It's not common, but it can. If you're really into black licorice and you eat a lot of it. But B, iron supplements or some antibiotics can change the color, black. But here's the thing. Those you should have been warned about by whoever is giving you the supplements or antibiotics, right? So if you're if you if it's black and you have no idea why, you probably want to call your doctor
Starting point is 01:25:05 because because like Scott said, what happens is if you have something bleeding much further up the line, then it will not be bright red because if it's bright red that's happening much closer to the end, the finish line. But if it's happened much further up the line, then it's had time to change color. and clot and all that kind of stuff and it could be, if it's tar-like and black, then you definitely need to call your doctor because that means there's something
Starting point is 01:25:36 that could be a sign of like something really wrong. Yeah, something's super wrong, different cancers, ulcers, ulcerated stuff and all that, yeah. It's a bummer because, you know, humans, I think, are just naturally averse to all things that come out of your butt because
Starting point is 01:25:55 it's, we're supposed to, we're meant to. It's like it's, it's, there's disease there, or there can be, right? Like, there's, there's issues like in a, from an evolutionary standpoint, where, we're, we're kind of all on madically like, eh, I don't want anything to do. It's coming out of there, right? But I think it's good to have healthy conversations about good gut health and what to look for, what to watch for, but not, but not freak out. Like you said with like the whole, uh, red beats thing. Don't immediately go, brah, call the doctor. Take me to the yard. Don't do that. Give it a day or so. if it doesn't clear up then you know calmly approach it that way you know don't let that
Starting point is 01:26:32 kind of stuff freak you out too bad I really just depends on how how stark the color difference is before a slight color change to give it a dare to if it's like a bright red closer to the exit kind of situation than maybe yeah maybe you do want to yeah maybe you want to either way but I don't know right because bright red I said bright red means it's closer to the exit right yeah exactly but uh but if it's if there's just like little spots or streaks like you you said, maybe give it a day if it doesn't stop, then call somebody. But if it's bright red, but like the entire log is bright red, then, then yeah, might be close to the exit, but it could be because there's something really wrong going on. I like the technology or the, the technical
Starting point is 01:27:14 term giant log or the entire log. That's what they call it. Yeah. I, uh, I, I, I, I, I, I, so I can tell, you know, we always reveal things about ourselves on here. And I've talked about on the show before, but the reason I got a colonoscopy early back in, geez, what was it, 2012 or 13, was because I was having some issues with all this and couldn't figure it out. And it became a real education process to learn, like, what signs to look for and that sort of thing. And I can tell you what helped me a ton was just up in my fiber. Like, it was a massive difference. In fact, it's the whole difference. Like, I'm fine now. And it's mostly due to me just eating more fiber.
Starting point is 01:27:57 That's really it. I think it's good to normalize talking about it, like you said, Scott. Because if as you go through your life, if things change, you know, shame about our poop can lead us to not want to tell anyone about it. And like I said, that could be a first indication that something really is wrong. There are other ones like liver issues can cause like a pale or creamy color. and yellow can be similar things like there's all sorts of your your poop and your pee are the waste areas that's where they were all the byproducts of all the other processes in your body that are important to keep your life going and your body functioning all those byproducts
Starting point is 01:28:49 leave your body in these ways so yes it's gross but but if we You know, like, you need to be able to, if something's looking off, you need to be able to say to somebody, uh, something was not quite right the last time I went to the bathroom. And they can be the level-headed person who says, maybe you should call the doctor or, you know, like, but if we don't ever talk about it. No, then we're just like, 1800s farmers are like, I don't know what's going on, but I'm just going to till the fourth, the 40 acres I got or whatever. The back 40, yeah. Yeah. And meanwhile, he's filling his trousers with blood.
Starting point is 01:29:25 It's like, come on, man. Get in there. But people are stubborn, right? My dad was like this. He was like, I don't need a doctor. Yeah, we totally tend to just say, uh, let's ignore this. It's fine. It's fine.
Starting point is 01:29:37 I'll need to see the doctor. It's fine. Yeah. So, you know, know the signs and you're good. There's a lot of charts for this, right? Like stuff you can find online. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Exactly.
Starting point is 01:29:48 Charts. There's a whole like, your pee is the other. it can be all the colors of the rainbow and uh for various different reasons but uh but yeah there's your public service announcement for the for the day is um is uh is it's your poop is normal unless it's abnormal which you should you should be okay with talking about it yeah you should be it's okay to talk about i mean we're not you know it's it's not the most um i don't know people are just weird we're weird about her about this kind of stuff And it's okay that we are.
Starting point is 01:30:23 But here on TMS, you know, anything goes. You want to talk about poop health? We're here for you. All right. You want to fly a solo plane with Bobby? He's got you covered. He's got you covered. He's got you covered there as well.
Starting point is 01:30:36 Right here. All right. Well, this is great. Bobby, I'm glad you brought it to our attention. And if anyone in there, everyone today, just take a little extra glance at the old leavings, you know? Just make sure things are looking good. and then move on with your day.
Starting point is 01:30:53 All right? Perfect. I love the euphemisms for people. The leavings. They're human leavings. All right. Bobby, tell people where that show is and also congrats on your many episodes. So that's a nice little...
Starting point is 01:31:05 Yeah, 144 episodes of All Around Science. That's the name of our science podcast. All Around Science. You might wonder, why 144 episodes, Bobby? It's because we don't celebrate normal, like, 100 episodes or 200 episodes. They're just arbitrary around. numbers. So if they're going to be arbitrary, they might as well be geeky and mathy. So we celebrate all the episodes that are numbers on the Fibonacci sequence. Oh. And so 144 is one of those
Starting point is 01:31:34 numbers. And it happened to also be, you know, that number is called a gross, like a gross of eggs is 144 eggs. So we thought, what a better way to have a themed episode. So that's the episode part one, because we got so many questions, gross questions that we had to split up into two episodes. So part one of our gross episode came out just yesterday. All sorts of really fun conversations we had answering questions from listeners. So check it out all around to science. Very nice. Brian, we should do for your anniversary, we should do the Fibonacci thing. So whenever Brian has a year that he's been married for 32 years or whatever, what's the Fibonacci number? Or no, how do you celebrate that? Because earlier you're talking about, well, I don't know what you
Starting point is 01:32:18 do for 31. Maybe we can do some kind of weird science thing. And you buy Tina a flask. I don't know. I don't know what you do. And the great thing about it is eventually the numbers expand so quickly towards the end that you don't even have to do it anymore. See? Because you'll be dead. That's right. You'll be dead. I'll work binary. I'll start with binary and we'll work. There you go. All right. Let's go from there. Bobby, thanks for hanging out with us. We'll see you next Tuesday. Have a great week. And may all your solo flights be fruitful. We'll see you then. Bye. Bye. Bye. All right. The big test. Will this work? I think it worked? I'm still here. Yep. I think I just have to kill them first. It's not me and Bobby trapped in an alternate dimension of chat. I think as long as I get rid of them first, we're safe. I think that's the deal. Okay. Well, that was awesome. Thank you both our guests for being here today. And I'm glad that we had a fun Tuesday. But now we have to leave. All right. I know. I know. It's hard.
Starting point is 01:33:17 parting is such sweet sorrow it truly is but there's good news for everyone and that is that patreon.com slash tms still is still there for you to get cool benefits and rewards for supporting this here show go to patreon.com slash tms to learn more today uh later today i'll be playing uh resident evil four with john today at 3 30 no 3 p.m okay and uh that's the only other oh and then there'll be a core daily today but other than that i have no other shows brian do you have anything coming out today or going on? I don't. Today I've got to go up to Lungmont, an hour and a half north, to visit a client, which is just so fun.
Starting point is 01:33:55 Oh, that would be a great time. Be a great time. Well, let us know how that goes. Hopefully tomorrow there's a story to tell. Speaking of which, we do the Wednesday thing also, so be here tomorrow. We got recommendals and other fun stuff. It'll be great. Recommendals, feud.
Starting point is 01:34:09 Oh, my gosh, so much stuff. Yep, just piled high. So come help us eat that and make normal colored poop out of it. Here we go. We're going to get out of here. Hey, why don't we play a song to leave like we've never done it before? Like, it's a brand new idea for the show. I think it's a great idea.
Starting point is 01:34:23 Helen wrote in. She goes by the name How I Met Helen in chat. Uncle Scott and Mr. Brian, as we call you with our kiddos. Cute. May 25th, a couple weeks ago or last week, marks 11 years of marriage to my generous and kind and geeky husband, Steve. He goes by Dubious Rascal. Our first dance was to Owl Cities. If My Heart was a House from their Oceanized Deluxe album,
Starting point is 01:34:45 I beseech the covermaster for a related song, either a version of the song or a cover from the band. She then says, Steve, I love you and I like you. And is it too early to get a fish sandwich, Helen and St. Louis? No, it is never too early to get a fish sandwich. And so I will get you one right now. I can, no, wrong one. Hey, too early to get a fish sandwich?
Starting point is 01:35:04 Or, alternatively. Hey, is it too early to get a fish sandwich? Yeah. I think we need a hunk ah on this one, too. Oh, I can do a hunk awe, but all I have, have is this guy's. Oh, where'd it go? Oh, I lost Honkaw. Oh, no. Oh, no, it's right here. There it is. There you go. That's the best. I love that, by the way. All right. Al City, of course, we know them for a song they released called Fireflies. That was their big, their big hit. But, uh, dude has also done some covers. I'm trying to remember what the guy's actual name is the guy who is the one man behind Al City. Anyway, uh, in 2014, he contributed a song. to a Paul McCartney tribute album called The Art of McCartney.
Starting point is 01:35:50 Oh. This is a cover of a Paul McCartney Wings song, a really good one, one that I take slight issue with the grammar, but I'll let it go because it's Sir Paul. Here is, from Al City, listen to what the man said. Anytime, any day, you can hear the people say, their love is blind. Well, I don't know, but I'd say love is kind. Soldier boy kisses girl It leaves behind a tragic world
Starting point is 01:36:56 But he won't mind Because he's in love and he says love is fine Yeah Oh, yes, indeed, we know that people will find a way to go, no matter what the man said. And love is fine for all we know, for all we know when love will grow. That's what the man said. So won't you listen to what the man said, is it? Oh, take it away.
Starting point is 01:38:07 Oh, yes indeed we know But people will find a way to go No matter what the man said And love is fine for all we know For all we know our love will grow That's what the man said So won't you listen to what the man said Is it?
Starting point is 01:38:37 Oh yes indeed we know that people will find a way to go no matter what the man said And love is fighting for all we know for all we know our love will grow that's what the man said So won't you listen to what the man said Wonder of it all, baby. Wonder of it all, baby. Wonder of it all, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ooh.
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