The Morning Stream - TMS 2504: Grandma's Greywater

Episode Date: August 8, 2023

Championshit. Yak-In-The-Back (Don't Stab Back). Damn Dirty Ibbott. Safely pull over, THEN stab them. Skeptical About Septic Tanks. Stranger Things with a laugh track. Someone Missed the Scarlet Letter. Poop Your Pants and Find a Better Quote. Will Nobody Frighten the Kids? Authenticated Wood Chipper. HELP ME JESUS! That name's dumb, let's stop being basketball. PokeMonopoly Go. Throw up in a bush. Naming Things with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS is brought to you daily by and large by the supported patrons at patreon.com slash TMS, like Katrina Dios, Kurt Reekman, and Brian Bunce. Coming up on TMS, championship. Yucky in the back, don't stab back. Damned dirty Ibit. Safely pull over, then stab them. Skeptical about septic tanks. Stranger things with a laugh track.

Somebody missed the scarlet letter. Loop your pants and find a better quote. Will nobody frighten the kids? Authenticated wood chipper. me, Jesus. That name's dumb. Let's stop being basketball. Poke a Monopoly go.

You're open a bush. Naming things with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Personally, I've never seen such a heap of horseshit in my life. But people seem to be really excited about the concept of wearing snorkeling gear on their couch and playing Tetris with their eyeballs. You say you don't know where a macho man is coming from. Whoops. That's the wrong intro.

hold on. Why is it doing that? Hold on. Sorry, everybody. That didn't work. Ah, I replaced Brian's thing. Frick. Oh, no. It'll take two seconds. Hold on a second. Here we go. All right. We'll do this right here. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to TMS. It is the morning extreme for Tuesday, August 8th, 2020. I'm Scott Johnson. That's Brian. Hi, Brian. Hello. Hey, man. We were just talking about the phenomenon that is Pokemon, or, oh, come on Go. Monopoly Go. It's the other Go. Monopoly Go. Everybody's got Go at the end of their crap now. Yeah, exactly. But it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, the dumbest time waster that I can't stop playing it really is so dumb there is like so is there any strategy to it

I mean I guess you could say yeah you know it's choosing when you decide to smash people's buildings go after the same person or go after somebody else or it's like Bobby said yesterday you doesn't think you'd even play it if it didn't have at least that factor right you have to have some something that you know

give me a choice to make yeah otherwise it just plays itself and ask you for money. That's the deal. Like the minute it gives you the ability to hard press or long press that button and have it just go. Yeah. Then if there's no game until you go kill somebody. It's just basically like, okay, now choose the dollar bills you want for the bank heist. Okay, now, which building do you want to smash?

Yeah, it's pretty dumb. But we're playing it. And that must mean it's okay. Must be all right. You know, we only get one coffee golf a day. So let's, you know, we'll fill the rest of our team. time with uh framed and uh no guess the game and all that yeah we got it's funny we got this like little routine now every day there's a ton of people on our discord that do these

three things in a row yep and then they do uh when they're not doing those three things they got their Pokemon go i keep same Pokemon Monopoly go yeah why you got to put go on there frick it's gonna just foul me up forever anyway hey uh you know i had that water problem that was a whole thing oh yes yes It feels like a million years ago, but it was really a month ago. And it could have been worse, I guess, according to the following caller. So we're going to play a little call here early in the show, and he's going to explain why. Scott, this is Tyler from Michigan.

I was just calling because I was listening to your woes about your plumbing issues out in the yard this last week. And it reminded me of this last year when I got a quote to get my house I built hooked up to the water. made the first quote i got was a hundred and eighteen thousand dollars to hook up water uh after i poop my pants i found a better quote but it sounds like your your uh deal wasn't too bad and something your plumber is pretty good and they took care of you so uh that's something to think about and uh i hope you have a nice thing all right so let me i he didn't say but i want to ask him what was the what was the quote he ended up taking was it significantly better than that because that sounds terrible that sounds terrible and it's uh i guess you got to think about that

right you're like building a new property to a new house you have to pay to run a water line from the water that is passing in front of your house to your house well according to so my brother-in-law Steve who's here this week for work stuff their place they're building they're doing the same thing in

Mississippi they're building a brand new house and they're doing it out in the sticks where there's no real infrastructure yet and he found out to get water to their front thing to just get it there so he could then plumb the rest of it only $350 is all oh wow yeah i don't know what's going on in mississippi that's barely the cost of the pvc pipe to run it

i agree i was blown away by that because that's way way more here or anywhere i imagine you know what well it's not like you have a choice not like you can say well i'm thinking it might go with the uh city water or i might go with this privately owned water delivery service sure sure but yeah i was thinking it would be like you know right sell the sell the razor for cheap but sell the blades you know super expensive like all right yep we'll run the water we'll run the pipe for you really cheap but oh you describe it we'll make it back up on the uh when we sell you water it's like my least favorite mission or uh business model of all time yeah sell the razor cheap or sell the handle

cheap and then they go crazy with the razors hate that exactly yeah but anyway he's going to take care of that and do all that and then i found out that they don't have i guess they don't have any um plumbing or sorry uh sewage systems so they got to do the whole septic tank deal So they've got to have one of those big freaking Tylenol-shaped monstrosities out in the yard that treats all your poopie. Wow. Yeah. And I don't know who comes and gets that. I don't know if some of that stuff goes.

I know some of it gets converted into potable or not potable water, but water you can use. Compost or something, gray water. Yeah, gray water, that sort of thing. So I think some of that's pretty self-sufficient, but it gives me a real anxiety pinch. I see those in the farmland when we go and visit my grandmother out in brush. I see those above round septic tinks septic tinks all over the place Yeah, it just seems like a gross thing

Doesn't it? It does, yeah. Grandma's been pooping in there all day. You just put her right in the tank. Yeah, save the time, save the money, I get it. That's right, exactly. We also got a call about wanting to find out where the taco eating episode was.

Oh, that's what they're looking for. Okay, the episode where you talked about this. Yeah, it's because he's doing something similar when he made this call. I'll let him explain. Here it is. Hey, scoot and boot. This is Nick in Boulder, Colorado.

I had to think about that there for a second. I was just wanting to see if I could tap into the resource of the frog pants community here. I'm currently in my car inhaling some food, and I really want to go back and listen to that original episode where Scott talked about shoving those tacos, I think it was in his face in the parking lot. And I just want to go back to that moment. I don't know if the community knows the episode number or whatnot. But anyways, I love the show, though.

Do we have any weirdos right now that love, like, absolutely know when things were said and when they happened and all that? There was a somebody who was maintaining a TMS wiki page or something that, like, had a, you know, a thing about... Like episode breakdown or something? It's a fandom.com? Let's see here. Is it like a per episode like, uh... Yeah, yeah. Well, they would just like have the origination of certain memes and, and, uh, that sort of thing.

Oh, here we go. Oh, man, they haven't updated this in a while because we have, they still have Bill Duran down as fitness geek. Oh, wow. Okay. They got jury doing. Ice worm talking about video games or Veronica coming out talking about video games? They do, actually. They got a weird.

things with jury we haven't done that in a million years all right well uh yeah this but that would have been around the time though right it would have been around that era it would have been around that time i'll bet if we um hit up uh jamie uh i know he's not doing the the matchups for the show anymore but uh he he was doing enough stuff at the time when he would go back and like do the history of a of a tms meme and like he would do all the audio that was around that oh they were great, you know, segments. Yeah, he may have that hanging around. He might know, just have like a spreadsheet

where he kept all that stuff. Yeah, we'll ping him. It's interesting because there is a section here called Clip Origins. And he's got time stamps for like episode 393 where the high birdom came from. Episode 529 is where Brian famously said, I need to step away from the mic and go throw up.

11 minutes, 20 seconds into the episode. That was early. That was early. Yeah. Well, you know, you're going to throw up, do it. And quick. Let's see. Is there any of this? Daryl's singing 1930 was episode 585.

Like there's a lot of these here, but I've done a search for taco and parking lot and there's nothing. Wow, this is cool. Who was doing this and they should keep doing it? I don't know. Yeah. What do we need to provide to them to allow them to keep that up? It's probably a lot of work, you know? We do shows every freaking day.

Like, how do you keep up? I don't know. But I mean, yeah, exactly. Like the red on aerolite, the honk. Oh, and the, you know, too early for a fish sandwich, Brian drives around and does it and drive-through speakers. Like, all of these things would be great to have a place. Because I know when people discover the show, we get those emails all the time. Like, hey, where did that whole thing come in about you can eat rice?

What was that all about? Yeah, we got to go track it down. And Jamie's, you know, not doing matchups anymore, but I think he still has, like, a record of that stuff. So, I don't know. Because I'm sure people come in and be like, why do you guys say love the show, though? Or what is the, why do you do the, I don't like bees thing with different words or no lieutenant you are? Like so many of those things that if you come in late, you come in new to the show, I hate for somebody to feel like there's too many inside jokes, I can't do it and they leave.

But this will at least give them something to. Yeah, if anyone out there's like an enterprising young meme, meester and wants to like do a historic preservation thing. I don't know how you wrestle the keys away from whoever started that wiki. but maybe you could add on to that or do your own thing. But even if it was just like the common memes, I can definitely see why you like it. Test the ship's phasers, chicken sandwich, all this stuff. It's so weird.

Take all of those things and put them in one place. I'll link them. I'll put them on the site. It doesn't have to be something somebody else maintains. I'll do it. I just don't have time to go find it all. Yeah, exactly. All right.

We'll see what happens. Did you, okay, you and I were teens. when uh when beetle juice came out that movie we were yes enjoyed that movie greatly yeah it was awesome at the time remember we're seeing it i think twice in theaters i was so into it and uh so all this time later they're making a beetle juice too which we we knew about this yeah yeah and it was uh they were getting michael keaton back i can't remember who else whenona rider was going to play the mother of the new kid that beetle juice latches on to if i remember correctly right she'll still be her character but she'll be you know yeah she'll

be Lydia, but Lydia the mom now. Yeah, mature mother now. It'll just basically be stranger things with a laugh track. It's a little, you know, it's like Dr. Sleep, except not a horror movie, you know? Right. We bring back the kids and do the thing again. Well, anyways, that's coming and Tim Burton directing, writing, all that. So it's kind of like everybody's returning to be back into this thing.

And this is some, what, is this like 40 years later? How many years is this? It's got to be like 38 years or. yeah something like that something like that um so they're filming it in vermont beel juice too yep oh so your dad should go try to get a cameo you know yeah or maybe maybe take something i'll uh this article yeah oh yeah that's true this article will help him know what to grab right no what's left yeah they're uh so they're they're facing a bunch of thefts people are coming in and taking stuff as souvenir souvenir souvenir hunters are

taking items from the film. It's horrible. A lamp post with a unique pumpkin decoration and a 150-pound abstract art piece were stolen. The lamp post was wrapped and taken in a pickup truck on July 14th. While the abstract art, then that whole thing happened later. State police are investigating the sequel to the 1988 film is being filmed in East Corinth, starring Michael Keaton, Jenna Ortega. Oh, Jenna Ortega is the new kid. That's right. Yeah, she's the new. She's Lydia's daughter.

Of course she is. Just look at the way she stares. I mean, it's, yeah, it's the easiest casting ever. I worry, I worry, she, her, she's going to officially be typecast as the dower looking. As the Mopee, the new Winona, right? Like, basically the new, uh, yeah, the new goth, uh, use this goth for all of your movies, kind of thing. She'll go on a, what was Winona Ryder's thing where she, she's speaking of stealing things? Didn't she do a bunch of klepto?

Oh, she did, yes. That was a whole thing, yeah. She went through a real phase there where she was famous, but fame was fleeting, and she acted out by stealing stuff at a JC Penny or something like that. Yes, right, exactly. This place is only an hour and 15 minutes away from my dad's place in Jericho, Vermont. You should hop in that electric car his and make it happen, you know? Exactly. He's such a bummer, right?

It's like, you know, it's bad enough that these people who work on this movie, can't work on it because of the strike and of course you know all the other reasons but now like they have to come back to a ransacked set that's so lame it does suck um i guess it speaks to the uh popularity of the original film and people's excitement i suppose so maybe that in that way it's it's okay but um it got me to thinking and so i wanted to ask you this question yeah if you were inclined let's say you were a thieving dude all right You're not one, but if you were. I'm not, yes, I used to be, but I'm not.

You're not, yeah, those are your old days. Those are, those are my horrible, my checkered past. Like Winona Riders days, you know, she's not stealing anymore. Yes, long behind her, me and Monona sharing our, our checkered path. She's in the upside down now and making a weird face at the Oscar or the Emmys and things like that. What did I just see her? We just saw her as a tour guide and something. Oh, haunted mansion.

Oh, she's, oh, did you, you saw that? We saw the new haunted mansion. It's good. It's better than the, uh, than the Eddie Murphy thing. I have no idea why they released it in July. I'll never understand. And not in October. It does not make any sense. But my God, the kid in this movie is fantastic. Yeah, here are good things.

I don't know who this actor is, but... He plays the son of Oshoca. Of Rosario Dawson's son. She's great. I mean, the great cast and actually pretty freaking scary in parts. Like, you know, The one thing that the Muppets and the Eddie Murphy haunted mansions didn't do was actually scary. This one has some pretty freaky scares, but Disney-level freaky scares. So still on the PG-13 range of scares? Still on the PG-13, maybe.

God, there was, there's a, so the bride is one of the, you know, one of the ghosts, as you know, from the ride. It's no surprise if you've been on the ride, you know. But when you first see her, it's that weird film technique where, as she's approaching you she's doing this with her head and it's like all warped and like sped up and freaky it's like uh oh i hate that so much oh it's so freaky disturbing it's like oh my god this movie they're little kids watching this movie oh my god it's so unnatural and so it's tropey now because everybody does it in their horror movies hell yeah but it still gets me every time i can't i can't handle that i don't like it although it's better in movies and video games

when they do it in video games i put the controller down and turn that thing off i'm not flying I won't do it Done Done All done Anyway but I think It's To me it's the best

Haunted Mansion Adaptation we've gotten And I'd still say it's I'd give it a B minus All right All right Oh from that set Oh from that

Yeah Or what movie It can be any movie A favorite movie And I could steal anything Any prop or any Any prop but none No people

Just props I couldn't steal a person. No, you can't kidnap a human being. Jeez. Oh, my God. This is tough. It's hard, right? Yeah, my first thought is immediately go to, like, one of the, you know, Star Wars or Indiana Jones.

I was thinking. All right. I would take that giant gong from the beginning of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Yeah. The one that rolls out the window onto. short rounds car or something doesn't that thing i know it indiana jones hides behind as it rolls across the room correct it takes a bunch of bullets so you'd want the little bell bullet pecks in it right the little yes right exactly i think it breaks the window that he then jumps out of and lands in in short rounds car

that's right no time for love he says to him when he gets like it you know prop wise geez it's like it's hard it almost feels like props are too easy lightsaber's captain america shield uh thor's me ulner i'd love a mealt like them in an actual Screen used Mielner would be fantastic. So it feels like you can't use a prop. You'd have to use some sort of... I was kind of going by set decoration because that's what people are stealing.

Yeah. Fair enough. Man, God, there's so many. There's so many. We have too many movies we like. How are we supposed to pick? Yeah. I mean, I have one, but I'm going to let you go. Let me see if I could guess what movie it's from.

I can tell you this, it is technically set decoration because it's not a direct prop so much. I mean, it kind of is. It kind of is and it isn't. I take one of the ones that isn't. That's probably a hint. You're talking about a steering wheel. Yeah, I want one of them steering wheels from Mad Max for a row, dude. Yeah, I figured.

And they got the skull in the middle and the whole like weird metal treatment and all that. And they had that whole basically a Christmas tree covered in them where they went in there and like did their whole praise thing. and then they grab it and go get their car. I want one of those so bad. Oh, see, all right. Well, what's about the speaking of stuff like that? Then the Iron Throne would be pretty kick-ass. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, if you can have something... I guess it doesn't... Size doesn't matter. Just take whatever you want. Yeah, exactly. I mean, size does matter, but size doesn't matter. Sorry, ladies. Not in this case.

No. But, yeah, the Iron Throne. Which one do you want, though? The more pokey one in House of the Dragon, or you want the more easy to sit on one from... I like the more pokey one that they used for the prequel. That was pretty cool. Yeah.

Yeah. Does anyone know if they got done with any of that before the strike happened? Because, man, I love that first season so much. More please. The Woodchipper from Fargo. Yeah, I'm wanting something that like, you know, that the characters that are, that is, you look at that and you instantly know which movie it came from. Like a, like the Woodchipers.

Shipper is like, all right, well, it's a wood chipper. And, you know, you say, oh, but by the way, it's the wood chipper from Fargo. I stole it from the set. Good point. You'd have to have Bouchemey's fake legs sticking out of it or something. Right, exactly, to really sell it. So it's like, I'd want something like, I keep trying to think of like a statue from a movie that would be a set decoration. It would be a statue that the character is somehow interacted with.

And that would be the thing I'd want to take. That's a good one, because statues are cool. statues are cool I'm with you on this, let's see I'd like the I'd like the naked Susan Sarandon statue from the Rocky Har picture show please Nailed it

I guess she's not naked She's wearing garters and Yeah yeah she's you know She's basically covered But I'm trying to think of another It has to also be something that would not be easy Just for me to 3D print replicate Is there like a famous statue

That comes to life or something or like I don't know like a yeah there have been movies where you know somebody's magic can turn a statue into a real thing that the main character has to

fight yeah I just can't think of one but anyway oh the Indiana Jones Idol you throw me the idol a furry of the whip that'd be a cool one the one that was on set oh Brian has it you know he's already got it's like sorry Larry Kenobi I mean it's basically like

why why bother with the the real one when I can I want something that I don't have to tell people oh it's the real it's the one from the yeah you also don't be a target for right right for you know exactly yes yeah that's why easily stolen I don't want that I want one of those steering wheels but I want I I'll just tell people it's a replica that's how I'll handle it but I'll know yeah I will know personally yeah I'll know that knucks and that guy with a stitched cheeks were fighting over it they were pulling trying to decide who was going to drive. Could it be something that's so big I'd have to put it, like build it into my yard instead of putting in my house. So maybe the half-buried statue of liberty from Planet of the Eighths and just have that in my front yard. Shit. That's great.

People drive by and, you know, the whole lot of the association. Exactly. Yeah. Holder's association drives by, damn you all the hell, I bet you can't have this in your yard. I'm sorry, sir. Dirty apes. You can't park there. That's amazing.

I like that one a lot. A giant skeleton statue, but Chad, what movie is that from? See, that's where the... Oh, the Hansol and Carbonite, that would be cool for the... Oh, Hansol and Carbonite, like an actual one? Okay, now we're talking. That's a great... That's a really good suggestion of our core.

Dary... Daronon says the robot... Sorry, the robot from Rocky. We have to kick you out in chat now. I'm sorry. It's been a great happy. having you here, Darganet. Yeah, we've enjoyed your company, but you're gone.

Bye. A whatnot, nice for him to take a break from smashing my buildings, Monopoly Go, he writes, not the one from Lost. Something from Lost would be really cool. What would it be like having one of the doors and door frames from like the Swan Station in Lost would be pretty cool, having that in the basement here? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that would work.

Like you have to go into, you know, open the hatch to get into the basement would be really cool. I like that. Any of those kinds of more set dressing, less proppy things would be cool. Yeah. Oh, I'd love to have a fake hatch in the backyard that lit up, you know, had the lights under it. Yeah, exactly. Like when Locke first pounded on it. Type the number on your computer, turn off the light.

I love that. All right, that's a good one. All right, well, there you go. That's where all that led me. That was a great question that didn't get Sedin. It was just come up with my Scott. Yeah, yeah. We talked about everything getting stolen from Beetlejuice, too.

That's right. That's how that all worked. Now let's do the news. Whoops. I got button problems today. Hey, it's the news, and it's brought to you by. Beef enchiladas and kimchi. All right, so let me ask you if this is gross or not.

But Kim made homemade ground beef enchiladas. They were fantastic as usual. She's always made really great enchiladas. She has a great recipe. Everyone else has eaten them like normal. They got a little sour cream maybe. Sure. A little salsa, whatever.

I'm over there putting big old slabs of kimchi on it. I don't think that's that crazy, but I really like it. No, I don't think it's crazy at all. I mean, cabbage, beef and cabbage, it's, uh, they go together like, uh, like beef and cabbage. That's right. Like the Irish meant them to. Exactly. Yeah, exactly.

No, no problem at all. All right. I don't feel bad now. I feel good now. Sounds awesome. It's also good for your guts, man. Eat more kimchi, everybody. It's good for your guts.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Good for your biome, you know? Your biome. Uh, this lady yelled, help me, Jesus. As a snake fell out of the sky, landed on her. And then both the snake and the woman were attacked by a hawk.

Okay, so before we even get into the story, the headline makes it sound like, like she said, Help Me Jesus, before all of this happened. And Jesus said, yeah, no, screw you. I'm throwing a snake at you. Yeah, here's a snake, and then here's a hawk after that. And then here's a hawk. Yeah, that's how Jesus rolled. What order of things happened here?

It's a weird headline. I will agree with you. It is. Click to Houston.com is who we blame for that. Click to Houston. If you want to Houston, make sure you click to it. Yeah, click to Houston. I wonder if this is a sister site to some actual paper over there. Like, let's see.

The Chronicle. Yeah. I don't think so, though. Spent a lot of time at the Houston Chronicle. Yeah? It was a good time? A whole week installing software there, and then I stuck around for the training. Well, good job.

It says here, a snake fell out of the sky, landed on this lady while she was mowner. her lawn her name by the way is peggy jones aren't they always bizarre incident didn't stop there she was then attacked by a hawk the hawk probably was going after the snake if i had to guess but anyway jones was on her tractor mowing their uh their yard there in sillsby is the name of the town okay it's near beaumont and uh she describes how suddenly the snake fell on her wrapping around her arm the snake that was squeezing so hard she says i was waving my arms in the air and then this hawk has sorry, was swooping down, clawed my arm over and over, explains Peggy. I just gave saying, help me Jesus, help me Jesus.

The hawk eventually ripped the snake off her arm and flew away. I don't know if that means Jesus helped or not. Yeah, I'm not sure. I think the hawk realized, well, I'm not going to be able to swoop this old lady away. I better take the snake. I'll take this snake here. The hawk eventually ripped the snake off her arm, flew away with it. Jones says, or thinks the hawk came down.

on her at least four times trying to get the snake. She says, blood was everywhere. Her husband heard the commotion and came running. I was yelling and screaming. I didn't know what I was saying. I thought I was bit by the snake. I don't know why she has that voice. Oh, golly.

Yeah, do you see these photos? Rough, right? The photos, right. I wanted to see what this lady looked like and see if she does look like she smokes the meth. But that arm all bleded up is the stuff of night. I'm only going to show the chat the wrapped arms

but just know I'll give people the link if they want to Yeah if you want to explore yourself Feel free Here you go enjoy that Because the other photos are Oh man Caca ca ca ca ca ah

They printed that bloody Arm photo in the newspaper too Oh yeah they're stoked about it They're like yeah Local story Houston woman Totally snake alive. As soon as me a woman injured after a hawk dropped snake on her arm. Oh, so that's,

that does make sense, right? That the assumption is the hawk was carrying the snake, dropped it, landed on the lady. The snake is like, help me, Jesus. There's a hawk after me. Help me, Jesus. Protect me, lady. Yeah, no, that's right. Because where else would that thing fall from? I assumed a tree, but now that you say it, yeah, the hawk lost its prey. Right, and was just trying to get its food back. Yeah. Yeah, and she had the, probably one in a billion chance of being right where she was right exactly yeah that's the part where jesus helped you that was your lottery chance down the toilet jesus helped the jesus kind of helped the hawk giving the uh snake something to uh to land on and to get stuck on for the huck to not lose its food

yeah hawks are serious they don't uh oh they don't mess around unless they're out lady seahawks they don't win ever uh we even have the seahawks anymore who's the oh no they still have the seahawks It's the Seattle The basketball team went away. Oh, Supersonics? Super Sonics. Whatever happened there? What was the deal there?

They were just like, ah, we don't want a team anymore. Yeah, this name, this name is dumb. Let's stop being basketball. That caught me funny,

and now I can't breathe. Oh, my gosh. All right, let's get to ride sharing. Oh, good. Okay. You're familiar with it. Be courteous and obey traffic regulations.

This is an Uber driver, though, not a lift driver. Yeah. An Uber driver stabbed. We'll get to whether Brian would do this in the situation or not. An Uber driver stabbed a couple after they vomited in her car. They fall on yacked in there. According to a lawsuit, a married couple is suing Uber Technologies Incorporated, alleging a driver of the ride hailing company stabbed them,

or stabbed them after one of the plaintiffs, not both of them. vomited in her car in the year 22 of our lord the Los Angeles Superior Court filed by Litt Litt Hagabayan Hacobion Hacobion

I think it's what he shouts before he shoots the fireball at you in street fire. Ahruken! Yep, there it is. Exactly, yep. And then Chachatur Aspo, Jan. Yeah.

Alleges assault and battery intentional infliction of emotional distress, negligence, and negligent hiring, retention, supervision, and training. The plaintiff's parents of three children seeking unspecified compensatory and punitive damages. And Uber representative did not reply to a request for comment by Foxla.com. According to the complaint, the couple were driving home, September 25th after a night out, this is last year.

I guess they're just now bringing the case. When a hack-o-buyan became nauseous during the trip and very much. vameted in the vehicle's back seat. I don't know. I think they just roll the window down or something. I don't know. Yeah, they never do. They never do that.

They must have been, they don't say here, but I'm sure they were drunk or something, right? Probably. Yeah, this is, yeah. I mean, who knows? Maybe they were, maybe they had the shrimp.

I don't know. The plaintiffs, the plaintiffs. Do you have the clam chatter? The plaintiffs apologized and offered to pay the Uber driver to clean the vehicle, but the driver instead became extremely aggressive and refused to take the pair home. plaintiff's protested to beg the driver to take them their destination and ensured the driver they would be adequately compensated for the troubles

instead this lady whipped around and stabbed him jeez so brian yeah this is one of your people not one of your people yeah it's uh you know a ride haler you know nothing to do with the it's not even the same company but given if you had a lady yak in the back of your car you would have said oh that's very nice if you thank you can i get your information and you know you would have you would have been you wouldn't have stabbed him That's what I'm saying.

No, no. Well, I would have pulled a car over, got into a safe place, and then I would have stabbed. Oh, then, yeah, you can't stab while you're driving. That's terrible. No, God, that's, you're endangering yourself when you do that. Trying to stab. Why stab the passenger while you're driving? Pull over, get somewhere safe and do it.

That's what I always say to my kids. I always taught them that, you know. Yes. Dang it, you've vomited in my car. I'm going to now make it full of blood, too. And you haven't had this happen yet. Nobody's had to yak in your car. my car nobody has uh yeah thank goodness that's why i don't drive after dark i definitely don't do late

night rides uh there's probably there's probably a future though where like if you do enough rides over time yeah you're eventually somebody somebody's gonna be sick and it doesn't have to be from being drunk at a bar you know they could i could pick them up and they could be like i mean i've driven tina when she's thrown up but she uh got out and threw up in a bush yeah that's how you do it you get out there and you go in a bush. This happened the other day with Nick's girlfriend. Oh, I've not said this on the air. It's time to let everybody know. Oh, yeah. So they're getting married in June.

All right. Okay. Next June. That you announced. Yeah, yeah. That we announced. I think we talked about. So everybody's been planning and working toward it. Seems somebody missed the old monthly scarlet letter. Oh, no. Turns out there's a baby on the way. Wow. Yeah.

They're just like, just procreating like nobody's business over there in the Johnson family. I know, right? We did not expect this. Neither did they. They weren't planning this at all. But, you know, once again, listen, kids, if you're going to, if you're going to send Pedro down to Virginia, use a condom. Exactly. If you're going to muffky, fufky, then please use protection. Yes.

Anyway, we're excited. Nonetheless, it's a girl. But as a result, on the way home from Bear Lake, be a. had to yak because she's been morning sick and she stuck her head out the car because there's nowhere to pull over and so going down the highway at a pretty good clip she she barfed and just slathered the back of the car oh oh god and she was so embarrassed I probably shouldn't even be telling this story but well welcome to the family yeah welcome to the family half of everything you say it'll be public that's just how it works exactly yeah it's pretty much yeah anyway

don't stab people is the lesson let's move on let's move on to this story this is a story I don't think I believe but apparently it's gaining steam the two participants are saying they'll do it

we'll get I want to hear Brian's take I think they're jokingly saying okay yeah let's get to it I don't know who knows the cage match is back on Musk says Zuckerberg will fight him

in a mixed martial arts battle to the of wits and physical prowess and that they will live stream it on X. You know, X, Brian, you're familiar? Yes, and I'm an X user of Twitter.

Yeah, X social media site. Elon Musk and META CEO Mark Zuckerberg's Cage Match thing will be live streamed on Musk's Twitter. Although in response to this, Zuckerberg said, shouldn't we do this on a more reliable service so it's more appropriate for, or something like, they are talking serious smack back and forth.

Yeah, yeah. But anyway, according to a post by Musk early yesterday morning, Musk says the proceeds will go to a charity for veterans. X slash Twitter CEO Linda Yarkarino reposted Musk's tweet with a comment where she said, she is clearing her calendar. According to Zuckerberg, though, Musk has yet to confirm his availability to fight later this month. Zuckerberg says, I'm ready today, he posted on Sunday.

The cage match proposed. goes back to June when the two billionaires agreed to the fight via a series of social media posts with their respective platforms, Zuckerberg with Instagram slash threads and Musk with X slash Twitter. Talk of the fight has been relatively quiet since the end of June though. As of late July, a Reuter's story told Zuckerberg, sorry, quoted Zuckerberg saying that he wasn't sure if the fight would come together, unquote. Here's the thing. Just a couple of days ago, Musk was like, going hard on, I'm ready, let's go, I'm brub, bro, I'd like this is a bunch of posts. And then later said, well, I do have to check with my doctor, there's a neck thing.

And so we just got to make sure it's like, dude, freaking get off that pot or poop, all right? Yeah. I'm going to watch this, dude. I can't think of a match where I'd like to see both contestants simultaneously knock each other out. Like, not since Bonaducci versus Barry Williams in celebrity boxing or what was a? Tanya Harding and Paula Jones. Not since Tanya Harding versus Paula Jones have I wanted to see two people simultaneously. Yeah.

Yeah, I would love it. Just the combustion of both ends of this thing would be wonderful. What will probably happen if this happens, big if, okay? Yeah, yeah. If it has actually happened and it's real, Musk is done. There's no way he makes it through this. He claims he's 300 pounds. I don't think that's true.

And he thinks size is going to give him the advantage. Zuckerberg's like a legit martial artist. That dude's been training for years. Oh, is he really? Okay. That's what I was wondering. Because just on the surface, I probably would have given the edge to Musk. But if Zuck has been, you know, actually has some fighting training, then I'd say. Yeah. And he's got like, what do you call it?

Which belt is it? Crap. Welterweight. Gold and silver in his jiu-jitsu. That's not belt, though. Oh, gotcha. The belt color. like what belt.

Yeah, I forget what it is. But he's a, he's ripped now and just a machine. And I don't like him or anything. Yeah. But I think he's got the advantage. There's just no way Musk can do it. Yeah. Yeah.

I saw Musk on that boat. I know what's going on there. I feel like both, everybody loses in this. There's no winner whatsoever. The only winner might be. Yeah. So China, the wrestler. China, fighter, China.

Is she M.MA or is she wrestling? She thought she was wrestling. She used to be the... She's... She's the one that... Yeah. Yeah. She's... Right? Wrestling.

That is right. Yeah, American professional wrestler, bodybuilder. She took on Joey Buttafuko. And you can't... And the two people that turned down that fight, by the way, Weird Al Yankovic and Adam Carolla. Both of them said... Wow.

I'm sure, I'll do this, and the Adam Crollers, I'm not going to fight a woman. there's like no you know there's no winning um apparently if you're joey buttofuco then uh uh oh joey buttofuco what a time to be alive that was oh and looks like china was a substitute late last minute substitute it was going to be john wayne bobbit oh my gosh the weiner guy that lost his weiner the wiener guy yeah and uh who had been scratched from the bout after being charged with physically abusing his wife. Geez, Louise. Jeez.

Yeah, again, it's like there are no winners. Nobody wins this fight. Nobody wins, especially the viewers, especially those have to sign up to watch this garbage. Yeah, I don't know. It's going to be dumb if they do it.

And if they do it, I probably will watch this because it's that level of dumb. Although X slash Twitter has been notoriously bad about bandwidth when it comes to big events, streams. They break. Oh, yeah, right. I remember, yeah. I'm not sure that'll work out.

Nope. Oh, China passed away, apparently. She did. People in the, yeah, people in the chat room reminding us. Yeah, she passed away. 2016, quite a while ago. Let's see. China with a Y, right?

China with a Y. I had no idea. She was important. Joan Marie Lorer. She was a star. Born the same year as us. Yeah, she's a star age. what happened there

she uh let's see here she's only 46 when she died that doesn't say really really under death boss hold on I don't know why I'm curious now but I am I am too what was her um she did porn I didn't know that

oh geez look that um breast called one night a movie called one night in China jeez Louise yep pretty good oh here it is she found bed in her home oh she started for vivid as she Hulk in their parody of the Avengers initial reports stated she appeared to have died

either accidental drug overdose or natural causes later on let's see her brain was donated that's weird oh okay is a mix of diazepan norazepan oxycodone oxyphonone how do you say that

and temazepan it was a drug thing that's too bad accidental overdose though but also that's a lot of pills that's a lot of pills sorry sorry china um let's not watch that she hulk

by the way exactly and I probably shouldn't I probably shouldn't play this oh my china I shouldn't write that I play that no you shouldn't play yeah I won't play that I will definitely not play that

yeah well we'll edit this later on we'll edit this episode and all that talk will be about the the battle between horse shack and screech this stuff is so dumb who are we humans man

why are we so dumb all right final thing this is kind of a bummer warning we got a story about this die of rear oh no 57 swimmers fell sick and all got the

dire at a world triathlon championship in sutherland I don't know where this is Sutherland. Championship. Championship. Oh my gosh. That's great. This is about, let's see, 2,000 people participated in the weekend's event.

They say it may have been food poison. Let's see. I bet it was just the lead swimmer. Might have been. Oh, E. coli. So it was. It was a bacterial infection. Oh, God. British triathlon governing body of triathlons. Great. Bitten, blah, blah. The point is a bunch of people

went, didn't expect this to happen. And boom, went the dynamite. That's a bummer. Man, when you go to a thing, you're supposed to compete and then the food's got shit in it. Come on. You guys. That sucks. Yeah, really sucks.

Look, I had no water while I was sick, but this is even worse. You're competing for medals and your athletic career and everything. Yeah. Swimming centipede. Oh, bio-calfe. See, that's a race where you want to be in the lead. You want to be in front of the group. the group of swears.

All those human centipede movies. I have seen one human centipede movie. I have not seen any of the human centipede movies. I'm going to recommend against it. Yeah, even for film sec. Not even good for film sex. Not even good for film sex. They're like, the first one in particular is that's all I've seen.

I didn't see the follow. Uncle fish. Because when I first thought, I thought, well, what's the big deal about? This can't be that big a deal. It's just as gross as you think it is. Yeah, no, it's, I feel. like I watched it just because I watched the Tosh.0

play-by-play of, like, an eight-minute description of the movie. Yeah. You kind of got it there. You got enough of it there, I think. Yeah. And then that amazing South Park episode is really great, and I don't want to live in a world where the source material didn't exist. Oh, I'm sorry, Kyle, I should have had the cut of fish.

Poor Kyle in the middle. Poor Kyle. Anyway, that was before Steve Jobs died. I think it was like 2010, something like that. Was he part of that episode? I don't remember. They made a character of him, yeah. It wasn't really him.

Did he? Yeah, because he was making the human centipad. That's right, okay. Was that the, the, right, he agreed to do it because he didn't read the terms and conditions. Exactly. That's how he ended up in that thing. Exactly. And then, you didn't read the terms of conditions?

So then Stan and I don't know who else, so they all went to the geniuses to try to work it out, and the geniuses had to, like, talk to orbs and do a weird dance, and it was great. I need to rewatch that one. It is a legit, funny episode. And it's the episode they were making during that six days to air thing or four days to air.

Oh, right. Oh, God, what an episode to pick for that thing. I know, right? Perfect. Perfect. That's going to do it for today's news. You've been fulfilled with, news, everyone. I hope you appreciate it.

We work hard here on the news, obviously, clearly. But we're going to take a break. When we come back, TV's Travis will be with us today. We're going to do a new monthly with him where he did it last, not too long ago, where he played a little quiz game with us, and we're going to do it again. So look forward to that

after this song break. Brian, why don't you tell me what that is? Oh, it's been a while since we've played some good old hip-hop as part of the indie in the middle. And I love this. This is so good. this is a track from the new album called Struggler comes out from Genesis Ousu

which comes out August 18th this is I think we're we're personally I think we're about to watch the rise of of another kind of hip-hop genius he was born and Ghana raised in Australia he actually has a journalism degree

who else there's a concept out The Struggler is a concept album that centers on the existential search for purpose and an increasingly absurd world. Well, I think that's 90% of Prague rock concept albums anyway. And it was partially inspired by his reading of works by philosophers like Albert Camus, novelists like Franz Kafka, and theater plays like Samuel Beckett's waiting for Godot. Holy mackerel, this guy, what a pedigree. He's been in the late show with Stephen Colbert, performed at Splendor in the Grass. let's get to it. Here's the song Tied Up by Genesis Owusu.

I'm going to sign a fan. I'm bleeding from my legs, but it's all right today. It's better out here than the hell where I stay. I say my feelings start to wobble when I stare at the doves. I'm fighting through life. I have no boxing gloves. I punch my way through hell. What other choice can I chose?

The popping strings tug from my head to my toes. I said the world is getting salty, that's the way that it goes. It's Sodom and Camara, vogue strike a pose. Cut, and I feel it tired of, shit, trying to be a better man. Cut and I feel a fighter, fighter, fight up, shit, I'm gonna see the thing. There's my way through demons, Mama told me give him hell. Dancing in the darkness I'm the boy inside the well

Grab grab grab for any piece of my part Stab, stab, stab there goes the beat of my heart Pump that thing right back Because then what else can I do I can wait here for God Or pick my legs up and move They only let me whimper When I'm crying to a broo

It's a wild west Baby life's a saloon Tick time, let me see. Tick-tac, tick-tac, set me free. But me talk, I'm trying to find a time. Let me see, but never talk I'm trying to fight a time, time, side. Ah, ah, ah, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. I.

Cut when I'm feeling tired, tired of, tired of trying to be a better man. Cut then I feel I'm fired I'm hot and a syliff I'm feeling tired of trying to be a better I'm trying to be a better pen I'm caught in a feeling proud I'm sure I'm a sin afat I'm the struggler

ain't no way to love you I'm the struggler Ain't no way to love you I'm the struggler Ain't no way to love you I'm the struggler I can breathe in steamings on my flesh The struggle

Ain't no way to love you I'm the struggle ain't no way to love you I'm a struggle ain't no way to love you I'm the struggle polite. For example, if he had food in his mouth when someone talked to him, he always took time to chew the food with his mouth closed and swallow before he answered.

Arnold Schwarzenegger. Hey Brian, tell me about this Renaissance man musician rapper again, please. Yeah, that's Genesis Ousu from his upcoming album, Ruggler, which comes out this month on the 18th. That is the song, Tied Up! Exclamation Point. Wow. That's not where you want to be. Well, maybe you do. I don't want to. I'm not here to king shame.

Exactly. Maybe you do. I heard an interview with a rapper called Jay. Oh, what's his name? Hold on you got to hear about this. Jay Diggy. It was on, it was part of Theo Vaughn's podcast, and it was, where is his name? Can I see archive? Show me archived.

Here it is. YG. I've not heard of him. I'm sure he's big in lots of circles. Some California dude, big deal, names YG. Anyway, it was the most difficult podcast I've ever heard because he's, you know people that are, you know what I'm saying? Every sentence where they say no what I'm saying.

Every sentence was no what I'm saying. Every time. You know what I'm saying? No I'm saying. And then said this to this. No I'm saying. No I'm saying. No I'm saying.

You know what I mean, Vern? Oh, it was killing me. I just couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. I'm sure he's a fine rapper, though. Yeah. I don't know. Fine.

Rapper. Rapier. All right. Who's coming in here? Oh, we got ourselves. The TV's Travis is what we got. That's right. He's coming in here.

All guns blazing. That big old beard is. He's like really tall. The most soothing, intimidating when you see him, but soothing when you hear him talk. That's right. I don't really. have a good thing for him yet so I'm going to just make one up uh how about this right I try to be Brian I try to be you do try to be I think you succeed at it pretty well okay about this

oh shit no that's not good you know what we'll take it though exactly how I feel about we'll take it for now I got to work on a real one but TVs Travis is joining us this is now going to be a monthly event where he comes in here with his cool tricks and tries to trick us we had a really good time last time so why the heck not Travis welcome back to the show no thanks for bringing me back I had fun last time So, yeah, and I have little 3D printed gifts for our Tadpoolers who you are going to be playing for. Oh, my goodness. I forgot that we're playing for people.

Everybody's 3D printing except me these days. It seems like I need to get on that, I suppose. It sounds like work. Here's my latest 3D print right here. Oh, what do you got here? Hold on. Let me zoom in. It's a little square.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just 3D printed with two colors, and it's a test chip for a thing called Hugh forge, where you can actually make photo, not photo realistic, but very cool little photo things, just printing with multiple colors, doing micron thick layers of color. Oh, reproducing a photo so that it's like a, there's a word for this when you used to hand it. Like, not lithography, but something. It's like that, kind of like a lithograph.

Yeah, that's cool, man. It's really cool. So I'm excited to do my first real one. hopefully this week. That's just filament. Just filament, yeah. It's basically a black filament and then tan filament sitting on top of it.

And this is just so you can tell like, all right, 20%, 40%, 60%, 80%. Oh, right. I can see the, yeah, see the gradation. That's cool. I have not messed with any of that yet. Well, let's mess with us and let's try to win some prizes for some people.

I would love that. So Travis, take it away. What do we got this week? So we're going to be playing our favorite quiz, or my favorite quiz anyway, which is name that thing because I'm terrible at naming stuff. So it's

going to be pitting Scott and Brian against each other. You're going to get a topic and then bet on how many clues you need in order to answer the question. The fewer clues you use, the more points you get. So it's pretty simple.

We're going to start off with a movie. You start with a 90s movie. That's going to be 90s movie, yes, and last time we started with... We're bidding on actors in this movie? We're bidding on, yes, cast members of this movie, 90s movie. Last time we started with Scott, so we're going to start with Brian. You get the first bet.

I will start the bid at six performers. All right, six cast members. Scott, over to you. Do you think you can do it in fewer? 90s movie. I think I can do it in four. Four, all right. Okay, Brian.

One last shot for you. I think I can do it in three. Three, okay. So, Brian gets three cast members in order to give the title of this 90s movie. Here are your cast members. Ed Harris, Tony Todd, and David Morse. Shit. Oh, okay.

I like all three of those actors. Same. They're all awesome. Ed Harris. Didn't know they were together in something. David Morris. Well, I think of Ed Harris. I think of the abyss, but I can't picture either of those other two actors in the abyss.

I think the abyss was 1989 anyway. Oh, that's true, not 1990s film. So there you go. There's that. That's ruled out anyway. Ed Harris. Tony Todd. Oh, oh, shit.

Scott apparently just figured out. So he's got the steel. if I whiff. I think. I think. Is it the Truman Show? No. It is not the Truman Show.

So we will go to Scott for a steal. This is the 1994 Michael Bay Classic, The Rock. Oh, of course. Correct. Yeah, because I, you know what threw me was Tony Todd at first? Because I forgot he was one of the thuggy followers of, he was one of the, he was one it was going to turn on at harris toward the end of it but ed harris and david morris are two of the oh they're so good in it i want to watch the rock right now but as soon as it clicked it clicked

so there you go it's well done good job boy that's uh right into your one of your favorite so well yeah i love that one yeah i like i like mentioning tony todd in that movie because you just you forget about him in there uh totally forgot i also uh had you gone with four by the way your next one would have been john c mcginley so oh that would probably that would have helped a little wouldn't would not of helping me whatsoever. Wouldn't have been any help until you got to Nicholas Cage. Yeah, if you said Nick Cage and, uh, or, uh, freaking, who's, who's the old guy? Womack, I knew which was you, Womack.

What's wrong with me? Sean Connery, if you'd have gotten to Sean, of course, yes. Got there eventually. Womack. All right, sorry. Go ahead. Ah, yeah, Womack. I love John Spencer.

He's so good, man. He died too early. That guy was, his loss was a big one. I hated that. Round two, we're going with a TV series, and I'm going to give you characters from this TV series. Now, it is a TV series that ran for 100 episodes. Okay, good run. That's pretty good.

I will tell you that it began. It began in 2008. That's right. They do. That's all you're getting. The 100 is the syndication. It is the line in the sand. Yeah, if you can make it 100 episodes, your show can be syndicated.

I love that. All right. So it's TV series. So we're going to start with Scott on the bidding. How many characters? from this show do you think you will need? 2008, boy. Did you say what genre this was or no?

I did not. Okay. I'm going to go with I can do it in five. Five? All right. Brian, to you? I'll take four. Four. All right, Scott. Do you want to call or let Brian go for four? Shit.

I don't think I can do three. Let's name that show, Brian. I want to see if you can do it. All right, four characters. All right, four characters. You are your characters. Exclamation point. Ah, damn it.

All right, we have Philip Broils. Broils. Astrid Farnsworth. I don't know what that would be at all. Who are these people? Dr. William Bell. Oh, okay. You know what this is?

And Nina Sharp. that would be the TV show Fringe Correct Damn it! Ah, frick None of those people. Dr. Bell was, uh, what's his face from, uh, Lord of the Rings? Oh, set himself on fire and jumped off the edge.

Yes, yes. Actually, no, that's Dr. Walter Bishop. Oh, Dr. Bell was played by Leonard Nimoy. Oh, right. Yes, Nimoy. Right. Damn it. And Nina, Nina Sharp was that woman that, God, we like her in everything, but she always

plays those, uh, uh, Redhead, short hair. Yep. Damn it. That was a good one, Brian. You nailed it. That was a fun show, by the way. That was a fun show.

No, Fringe was one of those. Fringe also ended too soon because networks don't know what to do with good shows. They just end them because they don't make enough money. But that was one of those shows. Had that been like Netflix 2015, that show would have gone longer. It had a weird last season, too.

It did. Because they spent all their time in the last season. They did. They spent all their time in the other universe. But, man. I love seeing Anna Torv in anything. Oh, she's awesome, dude. She is.

Please. She's like, oh, my gosh, she's so beautiful. And it's like, what? She has an Australian accent. Damn it. There was some rumor last week, or maybe earlier, that they are maybe going to get Mind Hunter season three happening. After saying it wasn't going to happen. Now they're saying maybe it will happen.

I need my Bill Trench closure. I need more Anna Torv. Yeah, we need the BT. K. Killer. Yeah, we need to know how that went down. I guess we do, but still, I want to see it. Yeah, exactly. I want to see it represented.

Son of a bee, dude. All right, anyways. More of the king of the... The king of England, right? Or the king of France? No, England, I guess, yeah. He was a king of England, yeah. A lot more of him.

He was great. All right. All right. Yes. Okay. Round three. Score is currently Scott three, Brian, too. All right.

round three is going to be a band and i'm going to give you song titles from this shit brian's going to and we're going to start with brian how many song titles do you think you'll need do i go do i just go aggressive to start uh did you say what what decade or you didn't did you just a band i did not okay all right um because that really that really would define it for me like where i go i'm going to go uh Oh, I'm just going to, I'm going to draw a line in the sand. Three, three song titles. Three song titles.

Oh, shite. I'll say two. You know what? I'll do it in two because I don't, I don't want to give him a win if he gets this. I'll say two. All right. All right. Scott says two, Brian.

Scott, name that band. All right. Okay. Here are your titles. I'm screwed. Love song. Okay. beautiful disaster oh oh oh hold on love song and beautiful disaster i had it from the first one but then

the second one um might you work yeah you didn't say yeah even like you tell brian didn't give us a time era or any of that i did not oh i got it geez yeah okay um why do i know those names oh oh Oh, sorry. The car, the guy with the guy Edison hated. What's wrong with me? Tesla, the band Tesla. No? Tesla is incorrect.

They have a song called Love Song. That's not them? Nope. Shit. So is a cure, and it's not them either. I believe you're talking about the band 311. In fact, I am. 311 is correct. Damn it.

Brian. If I would have done the one song, I would have just gotten a love song, right? And there's no way. I would have immediately gone to the cure and got it wrong. Oh, well done. That was by design. By the way, the third song was going to be Scott's favorite phrase,

which is, what the? Oh. No, amber's too easy. And I love that band. I love 311. Their newer stuff's great. You know, that was almost not, I'm not going to call it a cheap,

but didn't Brian, didn't you just start to listen to these guys? 311 for soundography. Oh, that's right. I forgot you did that just recently. That's all right. It totally counts. You never know when these things are going to come up. No, and I've been listening to them anyway, so it doesn't.

It all washes out. Yeah, those are good obscure ones, though. Well, that means Brian wins by, like, what, two points or something? Brian wins. I have one more category I want to do. Okay. I want to do our round four. Let's do it.

Because this one's fun for me. This is going to be an actor. Yeah. Okay. But you're going to have to guess by characters that they have played. So not movies or TV shows, but characters they've played. I like this. All right.

Characters that this actor has played, we're going to start with Scott. Okay. How many characters are you going to need to name this actor? At least eight characters and a symbol. I'll say four. Let's do four. Four. Okay.

All right, Brian. I'll try three. Okay, three. Scott, what do you think? Can you do it in fewer? do you think? You feeling lucky? I'm pretty good at this part.

This category feels like one for me, so I'm going to say I'll do it in two. You'll do it in two. All right. Two, here are your characters that this actor has played. Superman. Okay.

Memphis Reins. Is this movies or TV also, or just movies? Just characters that they have played. Memphis Reins. Wait. Is this the, this is a trick? Hold on a second.

Feels like it. Is it? I know it's a trick because Memphis Reigns, I know this. The second to last movie my dad saw before he died. This is why I remember things. I get all weird about life things. The last movie he saw before he died,

the night before was chicken run. But the week before that was gone in 60 seconds. So the trick here is, I think Memphis Rains was Nicholas Cage's character, and he played Superman, but only technically in a came out, cameo in this little thing that came out recently. So I'm going to say Nicholas Cage and hope I'm right. You are correct. Very good. It was Nicholas Cage. Now, here's the thing.

He did play Superman in the Flash, as you mentioned, and it's not giving much away there. It's a cameo. However, he also played Superman in Teen Titans go to the movies. Yeah, exactly. He was the voice of Superman in that. I forgot they did that. So it counts either way, though, right? Yeah, if he hadn't had a speaking role in Teen Titan Go to the movies,

I would have used something else. I had some other characters like Yuri Orlov. Oh, yeah, I may have gotten that. Oh, yeah. Ben Gates. What was Ben Gates? What was Ben Gates? It was National Treasure.

National Treasure. No, of course it was National Treasure. Yeah, National Treasure. Which of Franklin Gates or something. Yeah. And Johnny Blaze was another one. Oh, I don't know. That would have been a seal of the deal.

Who was his name? Po, Po. I want to say Poe, Cameron Poe, but Cameron Poe. Yeah, Cameron Poe. I could have gone with that. I could have gone with Castor Troy as another great one. Oh, Castor Troy. Oh, face off.

Yeah. I use that as my fantasy football team name now. It's podcaster Troy. That's great. What was his name in Pig? Do you have a name in pig? Oh, yeah. Oh, I don't remember.

remember it now. Chef something. Chef Boy R.D. That was such a good movie. Chef Boy R.D. No, it's, you know, let's see. Nick Cage is a treasure. I love it, I-Corps. Yes, John Wickerman. Rob. His name is Rob in that movie, in the pig movie. B's, oh, no, not the Bs. I'm John Wickerman.

Don't put this past for bees on hand. If you haven't seen Pig, though, that movie is really good. I keep hearing that. I just need to see it. I'm sure this is such a departure. And I need to see Mandy because I hear that that movie is just as much. Mandy is a trip. Mandy is a big trip. If you don't like trips, don't see it.

But if you want to be trippy, I like trips. I like trips. You'll like it. So, I mean, Nick Cage is a treasure. And it's August. I spend every August on my show, wait, you haven't seen just doing Nick Cage movies. Oh, wow. Nice.

I don't know why August, like the first year of the show, I just decided this would be a fun thing to do. So I've covered like 20 something of his movies at this point, I think. well two small things first of all when you call them a treasure would you call them a national treasure number one number two international number two if you haven't seen national treasure two uh out there anyone listening uh there's a scene where ed harris speaking of ed harris is looking at a newspaper and talking to nick cage and on that newspaper you will find a link to my comic strip and a drawing of mine on there and the reason you'll find that is because a guy who worked for the effects company that was contracted by that movie listened to our shows and read my comic for years and all that and he and he snuck it in so that's

still in there they haven't removed it so if you ever want to there's a little my extra life.com on there's a little like thing you can go find that if you watch i think it's two not three but two anyway uh so that was fun to talk about so who won who's our big winner out there not us but the the the winner at home who who who we played for uh Travis who who gets the good who did we play for yeah yeah uh well As soon as Brian gives me some names, I'll know. Oh, you need me to give you names. I'm sorry, I'll give you names.

Oh, he has the names here. I don't have the... I forgot that you get them from my spreadsheet, of course. Yeah. Yes. Well, we've only done this once, people. Yeah. You could always put them in the show notes for TMS, because I actually still have access to that file.

Oh, you do? All right. No, all right. I do. I see it all the time. And I have to tell you, the temptation to go in there and just, like, mess with it. Typeo some things and mess with some stuff is really...

Really high. Put a really long foreign name in there. All right. I'm going to ask each of you to give me a number between one and five hundred and fifty-nine. And I'll tell you who's going to get these prizes. 38. 38. 38, Scott picks 38.

That person is. Dun-dun-dun. Larry Fryer in Hussick Falls, New York. Nice. You're getting that. And I will copy and paste this information into, our discussion. Okay.

That's who Scott's playing for. All right. And the other number I'll give is 273. Okay. Hold on. Let me mark this one as used because that's what I do. All right.

272 you said? Yes. Okay. 272 is J.R. Wolf in Troy, Ohio. Oh. All right. I feel like we've seen that name somewhere before.

J.R. Yeah, well, shoot him some prizes. Yeah, don't shoot him, though. Then you can say, you shot JR some prizes. Oh, I see what you did. I like that. There you go, and there's his email address there as well. Excellent.

Travis, that was a blast. I can't wait to do this again. In one Earth month, we'll be doing this with you one more time. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. I love this. It's a great game. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. I like the Betten games.

They're good. Yeah. All right. Well, I'll be ready in one standard Earth month. Yeah, and I'll get you a real, I'm going to make you a real, an intro thing, not just some random clip, it'll be real next time. So look for that. All right. Exactly. Bye now.

Go color your beard blue. So I sort the spreadsheet by email address. Yeah. And then I cross-sort it again by name. And that way I can see if you know, we've given a prize to somebody, but they went back in and re-added themselves.

Do people, John R. in Zealand, Michigan has entered his name five times into the spreadsheet. Whoa. the course of a year and a half. And we've never picked him, even with that, thinking he's stacking the deck. And Jose Perez, in Miami, also stacking the deck.

And here's me deleting all your extras. So you've got just as much chance as anyone else, you people. Sneaky bastards. Yeah, we, you know, there's no, there's no stack in the deck. Oh, somebody named Cleo in Kansas City has three. entries in this spreadsheet. Huh. Interesting.

Clear delete. Yeah. Cleo. Come on. Can you believe these people, a person named Cleo doing that. Amazing. Yes. Yeah, don't try to trick us.

Also, Perez. Michael and Edmonton. Three entries, Michael from Edmonton. Oh, you Canadians even getting in on this. Shame on you. For shame. For shame. You mentioned the name Perez.

I just wanted to say, I didn't expect Rosie Perez to be as good as she is in your honor. I didn't expect that. Oh, right. Oh, my God. Yes, she's awesome. For me, she has always been just sort of the smack-talking Puerto Rican in movies where they need one. And that's her job. And so you watch White Man Can't Jump and you get a very sassy Rosie Perez and that's her job.

In this, she is so much different. And I love her role. She's so good. She's great. She is great. Yeah. This season, I don't want it to end, dude. And her playing, not really both sides, but her.

her, I mean, kind of. Kind of, yeah. Like, she's, how do I even describe it? Like, she's not, she's not strictly by the letter of the law. Yeah. But in some way she is, like, I don't know. She's a very cool, interesting character.

I do not want that show to end, and it's kind of in like three episodes, so I'm going to have to deal with it. Biocale says, I don't know. Jose Perez is a fairly common name. Yeah, but I don't think all the Jose Perez's in Miami have the same exact email address by Ocow. Yeah, we do have indicators of other...

That is one other factor that seems to be repeated through all of those. Yeah. The unique identifier is not their name so much as it is their email. And if you do want to add your name to the spreadsheet,

jump into frogpans.com slash TMS, and you can add your name once to that email spreadsheet. I mean, you can do it more than once, but they ain't going to help you. It's not going to help you. You might win a prize

for half-asses. you might win a prize in guess the thing. Is that what he called it? Guess the thing. Name that thing. Name that thing. Yeah, I need to write that name down because I want to make a theme.

We need a theme for name that thing. Name that thing. Travis. All right. Bonus points. If you somehow use a dude from, oh God, the dude from the first Fantastic Four,

not the Roger Corman Fantastic Four movie, although maybe you get bonus points for that one too, but I was thinking the dude. from the, not the wire. Oh, the commish. The commish. It was the first thing that came to my mind.

I'm like, no, it's not commish. Yeah, the commish guy, but also you're thinking of the shield and his name is Michael. Michael Chickles, there it is. Michael Chickles. Yeah, but most points of you've used Michael Chickles and your name that thing.

Kind of tempted to watch that shield again. I love the shield. I've been enjoying my rewatch of taxi. Did I already talk about the guy who was in the first season that just completely disappeared? Yeah, he's like,

Richie Cunningham's brother in Happy Days. In episode one of Happy Days. Never to be mentioned again. Yeah, never talk about that guy ever again. My God, I will say, one of the funniest sitcom moments of any time period, his taxi and it's Reverend Jim taking his driving test. And he's, you know, whispering over to Bobby,

Bobby, what does a yellow light mean? And Bobby says Slow down What does Yellow See that's good stuff It is the best Like one of the funniest damn moments

In sitcom history I love that Yeah that's great I feel bad for Bobby Genius Fregan Christopher Lloyd genius Oh yeah Poor Jeff Conaway

Yeah that guy had a rough one Well there you go everybody we're done reminder today at 2 p.m. I'm doing a frogpants prize party stream which is 2 p.m. today for the mountain time and in there I'll be giving away all bunch of stuff so the whole idea is here we have this sort of warehouse back in Virginia plus we have stuff here and it's just we've gotten to a point where we've got a bunch of stuff we're never going to need again and we want to give some of it away some hats and there's some mouse mats and there's a whole litany of things along with some stickers and prints and all the usual fair so at two

I'm going to crank up that stream. Anybody in the chat room will be here. We're going to do it through the text line, actually. We're going to do it like text the word bop to this number, and you could win the her. So we're going to just have a whole little fun with that. It'll probably take less than an hour and we'll give away a ton of stuff. There's even a code that will be for the store for a couple of days. It'll get 20% off stuff.

So anyway, just a cool, fun thing. And this stuff will all be free. Some of it can be international. Some of it can't. Yeah, some things were not legally allowed to send other countries. I've been looking at my morning stream, TMS, Vegas. It just dawned on me that I've got this awesome. Look at that, right?

I signed a couple of those. Yeah, I'd sign a bunch of those as well. Carter, Carter did that. That's great. Yeah, I love that. And then pencilhead. Pencilhead. Pencilhead.

Yeah, that was my, we were both supposed to do something kind of, not serious, but something less goofy, and that was mine, and hers was the guy. writing on the ground. I think she won. If we remember, I will contribute, I will draw something for TMS Vegas 2024. If we remember to to, you know,

to loop it in there? To do it. I'll write it down right now. I have a list. It'll be shitty compared to what you and Carter produce, but what do you got? What is it? I don't know. I don't know. I'll come up with it between now and then. It'll be something vagusy related. It'll be

here's what it'll be I'll predict it right now it is the the monster from the first issue of Fantastic Four coming out of the Bellagio Fountains and

and the Wayne Newton is going to be flying around out of his grasp that's Steve Wynn in his clutches this would be like a like what

like you're going to draw this? What are you going to do? Hell, yes, I'm going to draw it. I love an Ortiz. No, I know. That's why I'm so excited. You don't do it enough. I love this. No, I'll absolutely draw something.

I'm excited. All right, I'm putting it in here. It's happening. So I'm going to get some original Ibit art. That's right. Some original cover, Ibit, cover art. It's a cover of a fantastic four comic book issue. I'm working on it right now.

That sounds fun. It does sound fun. I love it. Actually, I just came up with it right now. All right. Then that's great. Wayne Newton, of all people, I love it. Wade Newton.

I was trying to think of like, I could do Vicki, Vegas Vicki or Vegas Vick could be also. You could get Elvis in there if you wanted. You could do whatever. Oh, now we're talking Elvis and Chris, not a Chris Angel. Chris Angel. He's the one. Is it the one the magician down there? Yeah, the street one that everyone hates or that all the magicians hate, I should say.

Mind freak dude. That's what I'm thinking of. Yeah, or maybe Penn and Teller. Yeah, you could totally do it. Maybe it's all magicians. It's all Vegas. magicians like flying around and getting uh uh i love it i love it it's great and there will be some i did find some some extra challenge coins i can ship today there's all kinds of cool stuff so two o'clock

be there uh for the stream 2 pm mountain time uh that'll be at frogpance dot tv and uh for all those here in the chat you guys heard first so make sure you're there all right uh that is it for the show we are at patreon.com slash tms that is the fuel as to which our engine runs if we don't have it we don't habit. So please hop over there now and get your commercial free feeds, your pre-show every day, your couch parties on the weekend, your art in the mail, your monthly playdates, all the fun stuff we do with patrons can be yours for as low as a dollar a month. So go check it out. That's over at patreon.com slash TMS. Brian, let's take them out with a song. Do you have a little something here? Take them out. All right. Yeah, Jeff B. A.k.a. Kegtapper.

Whoa, Jeff Bezos has wrote in. Whoa. Exactly. Oh, can we see the grudge match? Can he be part of this whole grudge match thing? I have a feeling he would rock them both. He is ripped. He is ripped. He's weirdly ripped like Hank Azaria. Yeah.

But that weird. I don't think I like it. Something about Polly movie. Anyway, uh, hey, CX and broadsword, CX. S-E-A-X? Sure. C-X. All right.

I don't know what that is, but sure. Why not? All right. I'm glad. I'm not the only one. Yeah. Today I turn 57. Whoa.

Let's party. That's a bright old age. Nice job. Yeah, technically tomorrow. So tomorrow he turns 57, but we've got another request for tomorrow as well. I'd like to celebrate it by hearing a cover of Northwest Passage, performed by the Canadian band Unleash the Archers. I tried to get it in his request for June for my oldest son's birthday, but the month was full. My oldest introduced me to the Archers a few years ago, and we rode trip to Atlanta to see them.

He was a listener for years, but life got busy and he fell away. Now he's back, and it would be great gift to play this song for both of us. Love the snow, though, sign Jeff. Nice. Well, okay, Jeff. Keg Tapper. This is really good. We've played this on the show before, but I have no problems playing it again.

It's a cover of I don't have it in my list as to who did the original Northwest Passage. It's probably like one of those weird Canadian bands. Anyway, Northwest Passage performed by Unleash the Archers from a single day released in 2019. Nice. That'll do it for us. We'll be back tomorrow with a new show, recommendals and all that stuff. Thursday's still a little bit on the hook because we don't know about my jury stuff yet, but I'll let you guys know. I just don't know yet.

I'm hoping they, I don't know what I'm hoping. I'm hoping against hope they don't use me. And then, you know, I think it's good. Stan Rogers, by the way, is the artist who did Northwest Passage. I hope you get it because I feel like it would be great content and I hope it doesn't go very long. Like I hope it's a, it's a, you get picked and that it's a one-day deal. Yeah, somebody left to trike on someone's lawn too long. I vote or I, you know, recommend that we call them guilty and I get the F out.

Like, that's what I want. But then I have the experience we can talk about it. That is exactly what I would like. My little worry is on Thursday. I'm going to get on this WebEx call and they're going to hear really good sound out of my professional microphone. Oh, you think that's it? Like, they're going to be, well, we don't like journey number four, but he does have good audio equipment. Yeah, he sure sounds good.

And his camera looks amazing. Maybe he should come in here and be on this. Yeah. I don't know. So here's what you do. a laptop to the jankiest low light room in your house and

have every other computer in the house downloading a movie from Netflix and then get on to your cell. And then get on the room mic, you know, and all that. Yeah, that's not a bad idea. Turn up the game. Yes, I think I could be partial.

I don't like Jewish people. I could finish what we started. Anyway, we'll see how it goes. In the meantime, here's that song Brian mentioned. We'll be back tomorrow. We'll see you then. A for... Just one time, I would take the Northwest Passage

to find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea, tracing one warm line through a land so wide and savage. make a northwest passage to the sea. Westward from the Davies Strait is there it was said to lie, the sea route to the Orient for which so many died. Seeking gold and glory, leaving weathered broken bones, and a long-forgotten, lonely can of stones. For just one time, I would take the Northwest Passage

to find the hand of Franklin reaching for the most foreseen tracing one more line through a land so wide and savage and make a northwest passage to the sea Three centuries thereafter I take passage over land In the footsteps of brave calceo Where his sea of flowers began Watching cities rise before me

Then behind me sink again This tardiest explorer driving hard across the plague Or for just one time I would take a northwest passage To find the hand of Franklin reaching for number 14 tracing one one line Through a lands a wide and savage And make a northwest passage

to the sea And through the night behind the wheel, mileage clicking west I think upon the candy David Thompson and the rest Who crouched the bells And it showed apart for me To rise the roaring Fraser to the sea

one time I would take a northwest passage to find a hand of fake lead reaching four of four 14 tracing one war line through the lands a wide-up savage and make a northwest passage to the same how then am i so different from the first man through this way Like them I left us his own life, I threw it all away To seek an awkward passage And the call of many men To find the path to the road back home again Or for just one time

I would take an awkward passage To find the hand of fake lead reaching for the poor 14 tracing one war line through the lands a white as savage and make a north-west passage to the day for just one time I would take a northwest passage to find a hand of Franklin reaching for the sea tracing one more line through our lands a white and sandwich and making northwest passage to the sea I've tasted to the sea get more at frogpants. I've tasted his flesh. Ew.