The Morning Stream - TMS 2521: Mystical Mike and The Complete Monty

Episode Date: September 12, 2023

Dinner Sized Plate. Stove Top Hurry Chode. I Distamember. I Like USB Ceeeeeeeeeee. The Wasp Effect is Worse than the Butterfly Effect. Please switch your dogs from snort to silent. Recycling is real. PROVE IT YOU CAN'T! Premium Economy Dog Farts. Happy Obsolete iPhone Day! It's My Flatulence Support Dog. Don't tip a Frenchman. Tina hates things that are good. You Will Moo & Move. Stovetop's Mom Lifts. This is My Process with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS is brought to you daily by the support of our patrons at patreon.com slash TMS like Chris Brown. Oh, that threw me for a hot second. I think that is Chris Brown. Is it Chris Brown with a with a knee? Okay, cool. Yeah. Brian Weddle and Eiler McNeil. Coming up on TMS, dinner-sized plate. Stovetop, hurry chode. I dismember. I like USBC. The wasp effect is worse than the butterfly effect. Please switch your dogs from snort to silent. Recything is real. Proving is real. Proving. you can't. Premium economy dog farts. Happy obsolete iPhone day. It's my flatulent support dog.

Don't tip a Frenchman. Tina hates things that are good. You will move and move. Stovetops mom lifts. This is my process with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Big deal. I've got another one just down the road. Oh, defeated by a mere pauper. Well, big ups to you, girl. That was off the heasy focheezy.

The morning stream, fish. Why the hell do they call you fish? Hello and welcome to TMS. It's the morning stream for Tuesday, September 12th, 2023. I'm Scott Johnson, and that is Brian Ibit. Hi. Hello. Hello, and happy Apple Day. Thanks, man. neither of us will get to enjoy live no yeah i guess to all who celebrate happy apple keynote day all right may many products come raining from the sky so that you will be confused as to whether you really want a thing or not exactly happy happy last day your phone is top of the line

you think they even bring up or talk about the headset thing again or too soon or you know like who cares you at or because they'll bring you know they'll bring it up because there's talk that the, the photo, the new photo system and the new phone, or maybe even something they can add to current pro models, allows you to take pictures that can be viewed in the 3D space on the Vision, MacVision. What is that thing called, the Vision Pro? Vision Pro, yeah.

Yeah. So it'll be like you can take 3D photos that can be viewed on the vision pro and be like, oh, wow. Oh, I'm like I'm in this photo kind of thing. Yeah. Okay. That could be interesting. That'll probably be as much, you know, if there is anything brought up,

it'll probably just be something like that. Yeah. So we were going to do a live stream of it. We're not now, but they'll get stuff. We've got things. I've got to get my wife off to Mississippi slash New Orleans. She flies to New Orleans and drives an hour and a half into Paddysburg, Mississippi, to see her sister.

And then they hang out and have a party time for some days, six days. Nice. Yeah. Wow, a six-day long party. Yeah, but Carter will be here to keep me company. And she's working from home this week. So, you know, we need anything. Dogs need any help.

There's one of us here to do it. It's all good. More importantly, more importantly, like you won't be left alone to your own devices and, you know, turn into an exquisite caveman. Yeah. That'll happen when they all leave in October. Then things get real bad. Yeah. But Brian will be on the air then to help me stay centered.

Yeah. I'll be able to. I'll be there to help with that at least. Yeah, I appreciate that. That'd be good. And you know, sometimes I say one of the things I hate about concerts is the parking or, you know, going to a convention, the parking. You know, the parking is always a problem no matter where you go. But, man, I didn't think I was going to see some of the worst parking exits when a thing is over than I did last night at a four-year-old soccer game.

Oh, really? I go to Van Soccer. He plays on Monday. He got a goal, by the way. First goal of the season. I'm so proud of him. Just a great, great night of soccer, right? We got, oh, that's awesome.

I'm there. His other grandpa's there sitting over there. His name's Shane. He's a funny guy like Shane, Dylan and his mom. And then we had Kim, Kim drove all the way here with those six kids she was tending. Then they all were at the game. So all the cousins, you know, cousins in-laws, everybody. So we're all rooting them on.

It's going great. No problem. Everything's great. Afterwards, we're going to go to end and out and, you know, get everybody who's getting cheeseburgers and shakes and stuff and except me because I can't have those anymore. anyway so it's all going great and there's you know how it is with kids soccer it's not just one game it's like 500 games all across this giant park right in a big yeah exactly every like 25 different fields all with uh kids clustered around a ball yeah and we park where we think is a smart parking

spot in fact it's one where we pulled through to be able to pull because nobody was there when we got there it was like empty so we pull in and we pull forward so that when we're done we just pull out and it's close to the exit we're just like this is great it doesn't matter how many people pile in. Oh, my freaking crap, dude. Everybody and their dog, not only trying to get out of there at the same time, nobody is letting anybody into

anything. No one's even looking. One lady on her phone just about clipped us. Too many vans got in a freaking yelling match fight. It was one of the worst, and it took us forever to get out of there. It was one of the worst exit, get out of parking things in the

history of my life, and I thought I'd seen some pretty rough ones. I went to see Kiss, when I was 16 and that was a massive massive concert and nobody and they ended it early because of a power out of so people were already mad and traffic sucked but it was still better than this

I thought people were going to kill each other it was so weird and this is just parking Scott imagine when the zombies come oh shit this is like you're seeing the people and no joke here no joke no joke oh come on man people

there is definitely a shift in the last 10, 15 years, and I know we're going to say, or we can attribute a lot of it. It's not wrong to say that we can attribute a lot of it to the division of liberal versus conservative, Democrat versus Republican, this versus that. But people are on a freaking short fuse, and they're like, I see it all the time when I'm driving.

It is just like this, this, I'm kind of out for myself, whatever, a mentality and you aren't you know you're not another person in a car in front of me you are cattle and I think if I drive up really fast onto your bumper then you'll moo and get out of the way of for me because I'm you know I have somewhere I need to go sure sure it is uh people are on short fuses I think the the political climate contributed to that I think the pandemic added huge pounds to that weight and uh literally and figuratively everybody got fat yeah it's

it's weird and I just sit in there last night looking at these like you know soccer mom ladies some of which were there's this lady there who's rooting on a kid on our team I don't know her

but she was the most she was probably 30 she was the most ripped human being I've ever seen she must go to the gym morning day and night just ripped this lady and her kid's name

was something like stove top or something name like that. It was some weird. It was weird. I couldn't make it out. She kept going, all right, stove top. Like what? Stovetop. But she looked like when she ran, she grunted. She'd run to the other side of the field and go, oh no, really. Oh my God. So she's just like the fully into it. Oh my gosh, dude. So into it. Helicopter mom. I thought she was going to kill somebody. She was just so. And I was glad there were no, you know, controversies. There was some pushing and shoving from a couple of kids. Oh, no. Wasn't vain.

He would stay out of that, but some of our kids got a little thing, a little tussle, you know. So I was waiting for some parents to, like, lose their minds, but nobody did. It went, it went okay. But, man, the parking, if there's ever going to be a spark point for the next great revolution, it'll be some parking driving thing. Oh, it totally will. Like, it's basically like, you know, we had the Hatfields versus the McCoys over pregnancy or a pig or something. This is just, this is just going to be a global scale version. or at least a nationwide-scale version of that

where somebody argues over parking and then it just kind of escalates into, you know, these states versus these other states. And the war will be fought on the highways at high speed or low speed with horns and guns. I don't know. It's crazy. It's crazy.

People are hovering over that reset the counter button. But no, nothing got reset, folks. No, I didn't bring up any of that. I'm just going to say stove. top, hurry chode. That's all I could think of to rhyme with that other thing I won't say. Anyway, it was real dumb and it was a nightmare. Also, do not let me forget tomorrow.

I want to bring this up tomorrow. I'll write it down, but in case I forget, Brian will remind me. I want to talk about Gen Z and how they seem to prefer subtitles on everything, regardless of what it is. I don't mean just foreign films. I mean like they're watching every TV show doesn't matter they're going to turn they do they'll turn on King of the Hill reruns and make sure subtitles are on we have to talk about why I have a theory about this I talk to Nick about it he's one of these kids he loves

it it's he can't watch TV without it now I think there's something weird going on there and also they're using their phones to call each other us not text not you know like dialing call talk like speech week on a phone? Really? I can't blanket every single person who was born in the year 99, 2000, 2001. I'm not doing that. But I will say a strange number of them would rather just call you and get you on the phone.

And it's freaking me the F out. There's a real switcheroo going on over there. So anyway, we'll talk about it tomorrow. Wow. Crazy. All right. Also, some credit where it's due. Brian, months and months and months ago recommended RR, R, which stands for. rigamortis Richard

Ram Shackle Uh huh Yeah that's exactly right Uh the Indian The Indian film That kind of took everybody By storm for a bit there Ended up on Netflix

The most over the top freaking Indian film ever made Yeah sure seems like it Although some people tell me the one where the guy's got tons of guns coming out of him He's like a Terminator kind of I don't know the name of this Bomb Bats if he's listening he'd probably tell us I forgot the name but Apparently that thing out does it

in terms of just ridiculousness. But this thing, I put it off mostly because it's like three hours and you've got to figure out when to carve out time. And you were always like, well, I'll do it in chunks. And that is what I ended up doing. But it's, that movie's really good. It's glorious, isn't it? It's unbelievably cool. Like, I don't even know how to, I don't even know what to say about it.

Like, it's a dude punches a tiger. Like, the story is kind of stupid. Yeah. In that it's simple. It's just revenge and its friendship. and what does that mean? And one guy is kind of on the other side and that kind of get split apart. Yeah, there's almost like a Romeo Juliet, but platonic friendship version.

Yeah, all that. It's real simple themes. Very simple. Yeah. But executed in such a way that I don't know how to categorize it. I don't know how to describe shit like this. It's a movie where Jackie Chan looks at and says, well, shit, I should have done that.

I mean, there's obviously, you know, there's a fair amount of CG to help enhance everything, but there are some stunts that like, you know, when he's riding on his shoulders, this gives nothing away because you're not prepared for it, okay? Whoever you are listening, you don't know what I'm saying. When that whole sequence happens, it's, it's done with wires and acrobatics and the actual actors and very little stunt people. Sure. Sure. And it's, it's incredibly, it's stupid on the face of it because you look at it and go, well, that's the dumbest idea I've ever seen. That's not going to work. at all. But then suddenly it works so magically that you're just like, I can't believe I'm watching this. That's amazing. Yeah. Yeah. I loved it. It's a little over long, but it was you know, whatever. You did Adventure Club. You did what? Four chunks? Three chunks? I think four, maybe five. It was three hours. So I think we did it. Basically 25 minute, 30 minute chunks is how long it takes me to edit the show. So I think that's about right. And it was really great, Brian. Yeah. Yeah. And Nacho, Nacho, right? Come on. I mean, that song is now permanent resident in your head.

That's the other thing is the music on the whole. Like, that song is great in its own right. But every piece of score, especially the stuff that was really steeped in like old Indian culture sounding music. Wow. Freaking. And it enveloped you in a way that just made you. It was really something. I've been listening to that soundtrack like last night for a whole bunch of time.

Anyway, Brian was right. Triple R. Got to see it. Cool. There you go. But no, just know that you're going to get, you know, like Bombat says, the best way to do it is it's not, none of the dubs are in its native language on Netflix. Yeah. So he recommends doing the Hindi voiceover with the English dub or English subtitles.

Yeah. He says that's the closest to what you'd really get because the actual language is not Hindi. It's, it's regional. It's another dialect. I forget what they called it. So there's no way. way to see their actual original dialect, but he claims the Hindi one is the most, is the most totally, yeah, like feels right, the actor voice sounds right, that sort of stuff. But I have to admit,

I like some cheesy English dove. I was fine with the dubs on that one. Yeah. Squid Games and Triple R, I felt like, yeah, just fine with the, just fine with the English dub. Yeah, it was a great time. And money heist. Oh my God. All right. So that's a, that's a thing to add to your list then. Yeah, money heist is on that list still Because you raved about that too A little vinyl in the chat says Oh, gee, I could not watch a movie with dubbed audio Well, then this one's out of your

You'll never have this one work for you You won't, there's no, well, I mean, unless Unless somehow someone puts up the version With their original dialogue, yeah, but It's a little weird, they didn't Yeah, yeah Because usually you have whatever the one is So the fact that it's only Hindi

Is as close as you're going to get is kind of weird But, man, whatever. The one thing I did know So if you do English subtitles and English dub, the subtitles and the dub do not match. They're saying different things. And that's fine, except it can be distracting. I did it mostly so, you know, they were just up there and people could see it. But I had to hear English because I'm kind of editing too.

But I'm like, all right, well, I'll edit. Oh, and then you can't edit and watch subtitles. Yeah. And then they'd talk for a minute. I'm like, okay, I can do this. And then all of a sudden somebody would go, he's doing pull-ups in the, in the solitary confinement hole. Oh my gosh.

These guys, and they aren't the most ripped Indian men I've ever seen in my life. Oh, they really are, yeah. And those mustaches, it's so good. It's so cheesy. And I, Corey, you know what? You reminded me, you're right.

Yeah, Squid Game needs the original audio. I did the, um, I did do the subtitles on that one. It was, I think I was confusing with Money Heist, which I did the Dubs on and I was fine with the Dubs on. Okay. I'll remember that. I'm like an RPG.

Scott will remember that. Yes. Let's jump to this taxi thing. Oh, okay. All right. Sounds good. So I was watching taxi last night. Woke up in the middle of the night for something AM, 430.

Time for milking. All right. Well, let's watch a little taxi. And I'm in season four. So Reverend Jim is a major character. And Bobby, Jeff Conway, is kind of relegated to occasional appearances. Tony Danza is in full dumb mode. Like, he started out just being kind of a little bit goofy boxer, but he, they just make him dumber as the season goes on.

Yeah, he's the, he's the, the Betty White of your golden girls line up here. He's very, yeah, very dopey in it. Yeah. Anyway. Taxi's great, dude. Taxi, you're making me want to watch Taxi now. Anyway, sorry, go ahead. Yeah, the episode before that had George went as an exterminator, a cockroach exterminator. So he came in, he was a little bit skinnier than he was as norm.

and he was great. But the clip that you're about to hear, first off, I was surprised to see Martin Short, a very young Martin Short, 1981 Martin Short, I think early in his SCTV career, because that was still 70s before he switched over to SNL. It hops into the taxi driven by Reverend Jim, Christopher Lloyd,

who you don't often see driving a cab, because I think you would worry people that this guy is driving a cat. So the clip you're going to hear now is Martin Short and Christopher Lloyd. Awesome. Here we go. Let me play this thing. Oh, wrong tab. Here we go. You know, I always wondered how the networks decide what shows to put on.

It's a lot of complex variables. We look at sex, education, income. It's very scientific. Oh, then how come you took off Star Trek? That was my favorite show. I really miss Star Trek. Well, actually, that wasn't even my network. But the point is that...

The only guy I didn't like was a leader of the Romulans. It wasn't the actor's fault, it was a script. They gave him things to say that no Romulan would ever say. Right. Well, I guess you might as well drive me home now. I live in Central Park, West, and 68th. Okay. So there you go.

You get Christopher Lloyd about three years before he'd play Krooge, the Klingon against the Romulan. That's wild. In Star Trek, talking about how he misses Star Trek. Yeah, it wasn't that far off from this, right? Not that many years. Really, just like a couple years later. I don't know how early they would have given him the script or how early they would have contacted him about playing Kruege.

Yeah. You know what always through me is that him and Danny DeVito, of course, in the show together, were pretty major characters in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. I always forget they were in that together. just felt like that was a those two guys were going to be stuck together forever I guess it's not true now but

yeah but yeah no that's fascinating I didn't I I first of all I didn't know the six did the six I didn't know the 60 Star Trek had Romulans in it does that make me like that just means I haven't seen Star Trek in a long time because I don't remember them in there I remember Klingons and

the two face colored dudes Romulins with the neutral zone and stuff yeah I don't remember any of that they were just they were just dudes with bad haircuts in no and uh in one of those suits suits called uh um mohair not mohair suits who are the uh one of the suits that like the like talking heads looking suit like the no not like big david burn suits not like a zoot suit or whatever oh i thought of you yesterday because they're making a david well not david burn a talking heads movie a twenty four is

making a talking heads like documentary thing it looked really good This isn't just the re-release of Stop Making Sense, is it? I don't know. They were a good question. Let's see. Because that's getting the full re-refurbished treatment and getting re-release to theaters. And it is, man, it and The Last Waltz by the band are my two favorite concert movies of all time. And if you haven't seen either of them, man, stop making it.

sense. It's Jonathan Demi, I think, directed. And the band's last waltz is Martin Scorsese directed. So both of them have some major cred behind them. Oh, you are correct about the film. This is them making a remake. I guess they're adding stuff to this. Oh, if they are, that's fantastic. Like current interview kind of stuff? Let's see. Yeah. Yeah, there's not a lot of details but uh jonathan demi yeah he's uh rest his soul ted demi's brother rest his soul he both died oh yeah no kidding two two director brothers no longer with us yeah 40th anniversary of the um of the movie and uh oh man i i i envy people who haven't seen it yet because they get to experience it for the first time and they have one of the greatest like builds for a band for a show

a live show ever um as the as the performers start coming out and um that alone is worth is worth watching but man the music is so good the visuals it's so so brilliantly done yeah and for those wanting to know if he dances in that crazy suit absolutely oh he does oh yeah that's uh yeah how could you not you know you get psycho killer you get burning down the house you get once in a lifetime i mean that thing it is it's again it's uh it's kind of like the the talking heads greatest hits and they still had like two or three albums like they still had little creatures to come out after this but um uh so you don't get and she was or stay up late or anything like that or wild wildlife or

um any of that stuff but oh my god so good it's pretty close to a perfect album though it's really it really is yeah i'm actually going to look right now and see if if that's coming to Alamo Draft House because Seems like the perfect place for a re-release. For sure. Eat some Grub, drink some stuff and watch... Plus they like that highfalutin you know, artsy-fartsy stuff.

They like it. They're into it over there. Saw 10 is coming out. Look at that. Yeah, Saw 10. The hell is coming out of this guy's face. Some sort of laser... It's Scott Summer's trapped in a horror movie. I think so, exactly. What's going on there?

uh expendables for uh court of the crimson king five nights at freddies oh they're making a movie i'm just kidding they definitely are and i don't know a thing about it i don't know those games at all i've no idea it's five nights at freddies is just basically that nicholas cage movie with the puppets right like the it's just that what was that called uh willie's wonderland willies wonderland i already seen that shit unless they make it is yeah it is they do a good job maybe they'll be fine. They do. All right. It's going to be surprised that I'm making her go see. Oh, the show's

not coming to Denver. I'm not taking her to see it at the Almo Draft House. That's a bummer. 4K restoration. It's not none of the Denver area theaters are going to show it. So super limited release, but that tells me it'll probably hit streaming

and stuff soon. It'll expand out. Yeah. Yeah. Let's talk about a phone call. We got one. um about recycling and uh you know that keeps coming up so we're going to learn a little bit more from this dude right here johnson give it hey calling the morning stream jake from green may um i'm getting up at 4 30 in the morning reliably to do something called recycling um yeah man there's a pretty serious effort into sorting and like grinding and picking up re delivering it's complicated and all I do is drive one of the trucks.

But recycling is real, Scott. I love you guys. Bye. Okay, so according to an actual trash maintenance manager driver guy, the recycling thing isn't all bull crap, although he didn't elaborate. He just says real, whatever that means. And so, I don't know, I can take a little comfort from that, I guess.

Some guy out there driving knows. He seems like a guy would know. Yeah, I'm glad. I mean, there's a lot of sorting going on in the facilities and stuff like that. But I'm glad to hear that we've got somebody listening to this show who's on the front lines, who's able to put our fears to rest that we still should be putting those things with the weird symbols into our plastic bins to put out on the street separate from all of our food and garbage products. Or he's just a talking head for big trash. We don't know.

That's the conspiracy. We know. A little talking head comeback there. Nice. A little callback. You like that? Here's one about bugs and tweezers. Hey, Scott and Brian. This is Josh calling from New Brunswick, Canada.

I just listened to your episode, Ticks or Dix? You guys are talking about how to remove ticks. Don't, not to remove them. Ah, I messed up. I'm sure this I did on the shell. And Ududdley-Doodle. So, anyways, I had it in my arm, and I tried to remove it with tweezers. Of course, the head got left behind. So I had to go to the hospital, and they froze apart piece of my arm where the tick was.

They had to take a scalpel and dig it out of my arm and then give me, like, actual antibiotics to prevent Lyme disease. So, that was fun. Anyway, have a good one, guys. Love the show, though. Bye-bye. Damn, dude. Don't leave the head. Even in Canada, you can't leave the head in there, you know? Yeah, sorry. Sorry, I buried, burrowed my head into your arm.

You know, you can tell he's from Canada, so he says, antibiotics. That's how they say over there. Yes, yes. I noticed that too. There you go, yeah. So hot, you know, like, make them hot so they back their way out of your arm. That's the way to get rid of them. That's right. Oh, and, Oh, who sent it to me?

I forgot who sent it to me. Crap. Somebody sent me one of these ones you extracted out of your arm. Now I can't remember who did it. But it's the thing where you get a bug bite of any kind, like a mosquito bite or whatever. Yeah, the little sucker deal. A little sucker deal.

I haven't tried it because I haven't had a bite. But we almost did on Kim Stinger, but then the Stinger came out. So what was the point? So we didn't get there. Yeah. There's no venom or something associated with that. Oh, did we ever massacre an entire population of wasps?

Holy crap. I didn't realize that the sting she got turned out to be from a nest that was built underneath a rock out in our front entry space. Yeah, yeah. And we didn't know that. And Kim's like, I think there's a whole bunch in there. And she went and pushed this rock and like 50 wasp start swirling around. So we went out there and unloaded an entire can of Raid, Wasp Killer, just a whole can just drilled it into this, just drilled it into this little cubby hole. And I think we annihilated it in an entire generation.

A generation. A little wasp genocide, basically. Yeah, yeah. If this was illegal, I would be in prison by now. You know what? I'm sorry. I'm sorry of those of you who want to protect the wasps. I don't feel like wasps provide enough of a benefit to our society that they need to be kept around.

They, yeah, mosquitoes, wasps. Sorry. Yeah, sorry, guys. I'll do, you know, look, bees, I'll leave them alone, 100%. Spiders, bees, absolutely. you know spiders do good things bees do great things we need bees we need we need pollen moved around it feels like wasps are the freeloading couch surfing roommates of bees yeah someone calling and correct me maybe it'll be dr nicky i don't know but uh someone with some knowledge

if we eliminated all wasps right now let's just say i could snap a finger thano style and all wasps are dead done yeah yeah yeah did it really make a difference is the world something in the ecosystem will be like, oh, no, my food source is gone. Shoot. Yeah, but so you don't want that to happen. What, though? Like, what, who's eating wasps? It's like the worst than the butterfly effect is the wasp effect of Scott. Thanosing all the all the wasps. Plus, we'd kill those middle-aged rockers from the 80s. They would die. And then we'd go, oh, we should have been more specific. Sorry, we just meant the bugs. Oh, darn it. Yeah. Yeah, yellow jackets. I put them in the same boat. Wasps, hornets, yellow jackets. Yeah, and those big, those big, the angry murder hornet things, forget those. The Japanese ones that are bigger than your thumb, F those things. They're too big.

Predators, wasps are great at controlling populations of insects that can be nuisances to your crops, flies, caterpillars, grasshoppers, aphid, cicadas, and more. Well, well, now that you said. It might be worth taking the hit on our. Now that you. Might be worth increasing your caterpillar population, and maybe there's a couple more spots on our apples. Oh, well. Yeah, I think I could deal with it. I think it'd be all right. Well, anyway, thank you guys for your calls.

801-47-1-0462 is where you can send your phone calls, and we would love to get as many as you would like to send us. It's time for the news brought to you by the very muscular lady that stepped on Scott's foot. Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that big lady at the game. Not big. She's just buff. The lady running back and forth that grunted as she ran? Yeah, she stepped on my foot and didn't know it. And I didn't say anything. It didn't hurt. It was just kind of pushed into the grass. And I just kind of went, oh, is that how this is going to be?

And she just didn't do it. It was fine. It was fine. All right. Wow. I was just lounging in a, you know, one of those chairs you unfold and had my big, long legs out a little ways. And I think that's kind of my problem. You kind of hoping a tripper weren't you, like watching your grunt back and forth.

I'm just saying, you know. You wouldn't have like, oh, sorry. But I'm not sorry. Not that sorry. So check this out. No, but at the same time, I want Stovop to win the game. I want her kid to do well. So it's not her.

It's not the kid. I'll never blame the kid. Oh, you got to, is he on Vann's team? Yes. Oh, great. So you can get some more details about what this kid's name is. Oh, heck yeah. Next game, I'm going to listen.

I'm going to listen way more closely next Monday. I just see what's going on. I mean, you might even be able to ask Van, like, hey, Van, do you have a kid on your team named Stovetop? You know, be like. Oh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. You know what he says instead of, I don't remember.

He says, so we asked him, I said, I was school today because he's going to pre-K stuff. Yeah. And he says, who are your new friends? And he goes, Mrs. Hanna. And I'm like, oh, no, that's your teacher. How about your friend friends? And he goes, I disdemeanor, meaning he doesn't remember. So he may say that.

Sweet. Yeah, that's sweet. That's cute. I hate when, I love when little kids have the little weird things they say. I hate when they lose them. When they go away, it's just like, oh, keep talking like that. Exactly. I know. Don't lose that. Don't lose that little innocent. Yeah. Even though if he didn't, he would get the shit kicked out of him in junior high or something because everyone would tease him.

But I'm going to miss those little quirks, you know. Yeah, of course. I love that stuff. All right. Here's a story about a couple. Okay. They're demanding a refund after they were seated next to a drooling and farting dog on a 13-hour flight. Oh, boy. it's still better than that diarrhea guy way better than that better than the pukin on the sea thing i'd take it over

either of those two experiences exactly that's what you get for flying frontier yeah these people want it'd be is this actually frontier might no it's a Singapore flight but it's sure it feels like a Singapore like a frontier thing yeah you're not wrong to assume it or to feel that this would be perfect for them but anyway a couple is demanding this Singapore Airlines uh wants the or wants to get a they want to get a refund from Singapore Air Airlines. Can't talk. For their flight from Paris to Singapore because they were sitting next to a dog that was farting, drooling, and snorting through the entire flight. Not drugs, no drugs, just snorting.

Gill and Warren Press from Wellington, New Zealand Capital. Sure. Toldstuff.com or whoever that they wanted Singapore Airlines to give them that money back for this 13-hour horrible unpleasant flight. the couple said that they bought two premium economy seats. That's a pretty good seat for an international flight. Very good, yeah. If you do that and do that like just here in like US to US locations, that's just bullshit talk for a normal chair.

It's not first class, not business. It's some kind of like you got a little extra leg room or something. But anyway, they ended up moving to economy because they were sat next to this dog. The couple said they were informed that they were going to be sitting next to a dog in the flight. uh or weren't informed i heard the noise and the heavy snorting gill said i thought it was my husband's phone but he looked down and realized it was the dog breathing sorry i i meant to put my phone on vibrate i guess i put it on snort yeah i put it on snort please put it on fart i mean silent um let's see she she said it became so much to bear or too much to bear when it began

farting midway through the flight and taking up Warren's leg room. I don't know. I love dogs too much to care about this if I were them. Exactly. Like it's a farting dog. Fine. Whatever. You ever had a dog? Is this Patrick Bayjean on this flight? I swear, it's the New Zealand people, but I swear it's Patrick. He would complain about this. No shade, Patrick. Poor grumpy Frenchman.

Yeah, poor grumpy pee, we call him. Let's see, the passenger couldn't have the dog out in the aisle because they couldn't get the trolleys through. That's what they call them over there, you know, the trolleys. So it had to come in further, which meant its head was under my husband's feet, she added. My husband was in shorts and was getting the dog's saliva goo on his legs.

Whatever. Guess what? That washes off, you know? I don't feel that bad for these people. We gave up our excellent seats that we paid a lot extra for because there was a dog farting and drooling. And my husband's leg got a little wet. Me. It seems really...

Give me my money back. Me. It seems lame. I don't know. I mean, I'm not on the flight. I can't say. But we're the kind of people where if it's a dog, I'm okay. A screaming baby. Even the baby, Kim's going to grab it and chill it out and try to help.

Like, this isn't, well, you're not going to, why be part of the problem? Don't be dead. But a drooling farting baby, that's where I would have to draw the lines. Oh, my gosh. Putting a tent under your feet and sliming up your leg. Forget it. Forget it. I, Corrigan is right.

If this were you, you'd milk this for the show. I would. Oh, 100%. I wouldn't move my seats and I wouldn't ask for my money back. I just say, you know, you pays your money, you takes your chances. Yeah, you take it. Exactly. And if you choose to move, totally fine.

That's on you, but you shouldn't get your money back because you chose to move into economy seats. Right. For me, it's just understanding, truly understanding the situation. This is a dog. This is as far as a dog's intelligence and or behavior can take you. knowing that, live within that space. Same with a baby. Another adult that's different.

If a guy's crawling around and slobbering on your leg and he's in his 40s, then we have a problem and then we get a refund because, again, it's understanding your situation. Now, somebody said, oh, that guy's, you know, he's like that guy in L.A. law, he's really, I don't know why he used that as an example. You know what I'm talking about? You're talking about Benny? Benny, yeah. Because he's grown, you know, that's why, because he's older. Right, right.

Yes. And then I would go, oh, I didn't know that. And then I'm going to be forgiving of that. This is just normal human behavior. I don't understand what's wrong with everybody. Everybody just calm down some. Drive normal. This is, yeah, this is basically a continuation of that thing. Like people just need to just need to like take a step back and say, you know what? I'm in a world full of other people. And all those other people have the same wants and needs and desires I do as well. We all want to get to the place we're driving quickly and safely. We all want to get through this line that we all are in together in the order in which we got into this line.

We're all, you know, everything. We all want to sit back and enjoy this movie or this concert or this, for some reason, film fest of Instagram cat videos, whatever. Whatever it is. Sure. Whatever it is. Have some patience. Have some sympathy and empathy for the people around you. Just this much.

It's a tiny bit. You don't even have to work that hard. And put your damn phones down while you drive. I don't care if you think you can get everything you want done during a stoplight. Here's the deal. You can't. All right, you can't. You're going to be looking at your look up and you'll realize, oh, light's green.

You'll get through it. The light will turn red and nobody behind you will get through it. I could not agree more on this point. All right. I'm done. No, it's true. When's the Apple thing start? Everything you said is true.

Be nicer, everyone. There are two kinds of people in this world. One kind pulls his car over on the highway to help a family. of ducks get across the row without getting run over. And the other kind is the dude behind him who's pissed that he's doing it. Those are the two people in this world. Save the ducks! What am I for letting that tennis ball

roll down to the other side of the street when that lady dropped it, the dog? I think you were, your heart was in the right place. I still think about that Uncle Ben moment and wish I would have done something differently. Yeah, but your heart was in the right place and you, you were put in limited, you had limited choice.

I did. I did. There was a car in front of me, and if I would have honked, the lady with her headphones on wouldn't have heard up, but the car in front of me would have, and would have been like, hey, we stopped because there's a lady crossing this tree with this dog. Yay, hey, I'm driving here. Yeah, you don't want that. Let's move on to this story. How dare she put me in that position?

I don't know. How dare she? It's her fault. How dare she drop her ball? Exactly. Well, she really dropped the ball that day. Really let that one go. uh check this and out a dinner this is so weird a dinner sized plate

or a dinner plate sized device I'd like a dinner sized plate cheese I don't know why I worked those words together that way a dinner plate sized device found inside a woman's abdomen 18 months after a Sarian birth uh so this whole thing is confusing the hell out of me

so it's a device the size of a dinner plate found inside a woman's abdomen 18 months after she gave birth after they did a cesarian section for birth It's a big old surgical tool of some sort In fact they call it that A surgical tool the size of a interplate Was found inside a woman's abdomen

This was 18 months after they did this C-section Again a New Zealand Health and Disability Commissioner report So it's back to New Zealand What's going on with you guys today? And Alexis No, cancel I knew she'd go off. Why did I say that word?

Dang it. An A-word retractor or AWR, which can measure up to 17 centimeters, which for those here in the States who don't pay attention to any kind of metric system, that's six inches in the imperial system. Okay. My dinner plates are way bigger than that. I was going to say, dude, that's because we're in America. We get all these big servings on our plates, you know? Yeah, sorry. Yeah, that's America. dinner plate. That's our, uh, that's the plate on which we put the bones from our dinner

plate. Yeah. Yeah. Or the, there's even a slightly bigger plate than that for the pie. They're going to bring me after I'm done. Right. I put a link in our chat of what this, this, this A-L-E-X-I-S, uh, protector, protector, retractor looks like. Let's see. Let me take a look here. There we go. It looks like the, uh, the worst condom ever. Oh, look at this guys. The most ineffective condom you'll ever find. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, that's a two-way condom that ain't stopping nothing. Oh, I see. So you'd put this in to hold open.

It's like a creates us. Basically protect all the stuff around it while you pull the baby out of the. Yep, there it is. Yeah. Trigger warning, I guess, kind of surgery-looking stuff. Yeah, that's gnarly. So that's six inches in diameter. That's pretty big for that, but not for dinner, you know?

I don't know why they keep using this dinner plate record thing. I know, yeah. It's weird. As human beings, we probably can figure out what these inches and centimeters sizes are. Yeah, it's really weird. Especially something as fluid as the size of dinner plates in different countries. Yeah, no, that's true. Another thing from Patrick's past, he used to tell me that the reason the French stay skinny but have amazing food is their plates,

their serving plates are so much smaller, so their servings are so much smaller. So no matter where you go, the idea of taking something home in a doggie bag is, unheard of. In fact, it's offensive there. Really? Oh, yeah. Tipping, tipping and take away. So basically, they, they, and it's offensive because the restaurant then is giving you too much food, right? Right. As opposed to, yeah, as opposed to, oh, I want to take the rest of this home and eat it tomorrow as a second small meal instead of a large meal. It's more like, no, the restaurant should not be giving us this much food.

Yeah, and I think also culturally, if you get halfway done and you just aren't hungry enough to finish it, even if it was small, you would never. according to him, you would never ever say, can I get this in a box and take it home? Screw that. I know, it seems crazy. I don't finish my boo-a-biz. I want a container to take home my boule-a-biz. And they also pay everybody enough money to not need tipping,

so tipping's offensive. Like you never try to tip in France. Other places, too, I guess. Yeah, there are restaurants here that are taking that actually, that are doing the we've increased the prices of our meals and we are taking off tipping so that we that extra money does go to our servers and

staff seeing that more here too i i'm i'm happy to pay a little more for the meal if it means they're getting living wages and it's we're not constantly playing this gambling game at the end of the day exactly but don't give me crap service because you know you're getting a guaranteed tip amount on that extra food well the idea is i think it i think the idea is a lot like why it works so well it this is a terrible example on the terms of like the quality you know this isn't great a food but but in and out we were just there last night and we were remarking once again about how damned efficient and great they are over there yeah and they won't take tips they're required if you say hey take a couple bucks

to how awesome you where they have to turn it down it's part of the rules there and the reason is they pay them double what any other equivalent uh in that in that fast food category will pay they get way more money so i think the end result would be better service in the end because They're not also, here's the other thing, if you were in a non-tipping situation, every table's a gamble, and you're jumping through hoops to try to convince people who might really suck to give you a tip at the end. And that's just a, that's a, that's a, ah, it's a mental gymnastics every night. If you could just do a great job and focus on the job and not constantly worry about tweaking whatever you're doing to make sure grandma hair isn't as tight as she was in the 30s, I think it would work better I wish we could cut it

Yeah We should be rid of it There some baby steps All right We're going to take a break From all this When we come back from this break Our old

Our old pal TV's Travis will be here All right Travis Crawford is his last name And he lives at such and such street In a specific system code I can't believe you're doing that Yeah I'm giving them I'm giving them the whole Monty today

The full Monty is they say The whole Monty The complete Monty The Complete Monty. You remember the movie The Complete Monty? I was a big hit. I do, yes, yes. Anyway, he'll be back after this with a little quiz for us.

I didn't like it as much as Mystical Mike. Mystical Mike. I like that. Apparently, they're like four of those, and I've only seen the first one. Oh, really? Are they at Triple XL now? Is that the deal? I guess so.

I've never seen any Magic Mike movies. They're not for us. No, they're not for us. They were good for, like I thought McConaughey was good in the first one. And I thought, I can't think it was named the main guy. 21 Jump Street. Yes. He was in that excellent first season of Pee, of, not Piki Blanders,

but the show about horror people living. Yes. Why can't I, Channing Tatum, thank you. Channing Tatum, thank you. Tatam. Cahanning Tatum. Cahoning Tatum. Cunning Tatum.

But thank you for that. We're ripping on the guy who got us out. out of that you hope this remember that name because it got one letter off you jerk all right we'll take that break now and play a song what do you got okay all right good morning scott uh good morning good morning good morning good morning i'm going to be playing a song by a band called good morning they've got a two track release sometimes these are called ePs um they are going on tour with uh frankie cosmos uh and uh they're they're great this is a melbourne band a duo and they've got a new album that's going to be coming out called Barnyard or maybe it, I'm sorry, it did just come out.

These first two songs are this like double-sided single that they've released. It has a couple great tunes on it. One of them is called Queen of Comedy, but we're going to play the other one, which is a Liz Fair influenced song called Dog Years. Here is Good Morning. It's been lying back down Fitts starting at the ground Most of what I do is alright It still keeps me up in the back Stay swells to the miles

Just took me some time to realize Most of what you did is all right We still keep you up now And I believe I'm some of the age Fazing up by your turn in the place. Until you're like a few years. Until years, it's like a 55, but I was a fraction of miles a fraction of mile. Keeping out a lot of tired

He's burning me up the side Do you feel in the song of rage How'd you figure that I had Oh, Oh, oh I want all the stupid ocean I want all this stupid old shit I want all this stupid ocean

I want all this stupid ocean I don't give a flying f*** into a rolling donut about what Al Pacino thinks. Mouth and jolly flavor. Yes? And we're returned. Tell me about that song again. Sure. That song is called...

dog years. It's by a brand new band called, well, brand new to us, called Good Morning. They're going on tour, a U.S. tour this October, so if you like this, you'll like a lot of their stuff, and you may want to see them live. That's the band, Good Morning. Nice. Real quick, here, I got a lot of people that reminded me of this. A lot of people who are worried about my dog, because you said dog years. And I'd mention how we were trying to prepare ahead and figure out what our plans are and all that. Yeah, it's not, so that's what I wanted to clarify. This is 100% me planning ahead, thinking of everything. This is not her and dire straits.

She's doing okay. She's just, I just know that the day is coming and I don't want to be caught off guard. So that's all that was. It wasn't me planning the death of my dog soon. She's okay. She's fine. Thank goodness. Okay, good.

We were definitely worried about that. Took a nice little nap with her yesterday and she's fine. She's snoring more than she should, but that's okay. She'll be all right. Yeah. All right. Let's get TV's Travis All up in it

He's not just a good pal of the show He's got a monthly segment now And it goes a little like this Good for him Yeah, good for him This is Travis And you'll do well to listen carefully To what he has to say

That's right You'll do very well to listen to what Travis has to say Hey Travis, do you like your new You like your little theme there I made for you there? You like that? I do, I like that That's good

You were talking about my wrestling name in high school was actually mystical Mike. Oh, no way. Really? And surprisingly, my finishing move was the complete Monty. Nice. Wow. Weird.

You know, the chances of us bringing that up today seem really astronomical, but we did it. Yeah. The universe works in weird ways. It sure does. I don't know why it wouldn't work like that when I bought a lottery ticket while I was in Idaho a month ago. And, of course, we won nothing. But my luck never works. to those sorts of things ever anyway it's good to have you here uh we'd like to do this because

it means a little bit of game our direction usually you know brian twice a week is arranging a cool contest with brian dunaway but once a month we get it done to us and it comes from tvs travis so let's do it Travis what do you got for us this week all right so we're going to play uh everybody's favorite brand new game name that thing and uh round one i've already thrown out the window because uh you talk too much about taxi already so oh that's a shame i have a feeling you'd get that one pretty quickly. Are you also a fan? You're, you tend to know, you're a, you're one of those guys where all I have to say is a slight

reference to a film and Travis knows exactly what it is and whose name and why they did it or whatever. He's very good at that stuff. Do you, um, are you an old school like sitcom fan? I mean, these are obviously, some of these are before your day, of course, like taxi, but you're a fan? Yeah, um, no, definitely. I mean, I do an entire podcast about old TV as well, um, with some people.

So we, we, uh, and we talked about. taxi earlier this year, I think. Did you guys, did you guys watch? How much of it do you watch for, because that's called, what was it called? What was it called? Yeah, those were the days. Those were the days. Those were the days.

Yeah. Wow. Yep. We usually watch a single episode. Okay. So sometimes it's a show that I've watched a bunch and like I have a lot I can say about and other times, you know, it's like, what's your history with the show? Well, earlier today, I watched this one episode and that's all I know about it.

so okay um but yeah we've we've talked to in fact we just started uh this month is all private investigator shows ooh so you can do like columbo and freaking um well technically columbo is a cop not a private investigator oh i thought he was a different i thought he was a PI i didn't know that so uh like tonight we are recording because uh last night one of one of the host power went out five minutes before we were going to start. So we pushed it tonight, but we're doing Magnum P.I. Oh, all right. That's a, that's a cool show. Did you, have you guys considered, like, I don't know why I love, not Maverick. What's, what's his cop show? Rockford? Rockford. Rockford. I love the Rockford Files. It's so freaking good. It holds up today. I mean, some of the clothes and the cars and stuff were bad in the music, but, but that, man, Brockford Files. I grew up watching that show. My dad loved Rockford Files. In fact,

Um, he used to play a version of, it wasn't fantasy baseball, but it was stratomatic. And his team name, he had two teams and one of them was the Rockford Files. Oh, that's cool. And so, yeah, I grew up watching it. That's definitely one we're doing this month. You got this right here. Check this out. It's such a great theme.

It's such a great. It really is. Anyway, um, yeah. So, uh, so, uh, so taxi is thrown out. Round one is, um, going to be a wash between the two of you. It was going to be way too easy to guess. Those character names. Sorry. That's okay.

That's all right. We'll just move on to round two, which will be our round one. I'm going to say, Brian, you get to start the bidding on this one. Sure. Okay. So it is an author. You're going to be guessing the author based on titles of novels that they wrote. Okay.

I'm going to start the bidding at six. Six, okay. Go high. Yeah. I think I can do it in five All right Brian do you think you can do it in five Or do you want to bet lower

I will go Four Four All right Name that author All right Brian's going to name that author in four Here are your four titles

Okay The Talisman Oh shit Really The Black House Shit Uh huh the dark half

I just realized I picked all that had the in it I didn't really weird well let's say that that author does that a lot that author is known for such things not that I know who it is from these very hard exactly what was the what was the fourth one you said the girl who loved Tom Gordon

okay well that is yeah that's Stephen King yeah I tried I really tried to find you did pick some obscure titles for sure yes lesser known ones i love by the way that he wrote a book called the girl who loved tom gordon yeah yeah um yeah he does that once in a while almost that almost feels like a um uh oh was the swedish author who did girl with a dragon tattoo like it almost feels like like they could have uh steered somebody in the wrong direction if that was the if they only got

that one sure as a hint sure yeah all right so round one goes to brian and he gets two point Nice. Two points for Brian. All right. Scott, you get to start the bidding on this one, and we're going to be going with a director by film titles. I think I can do it in three. Three?

Three, okay. What do you think, Brian? Do you think of three? Director, we get film titles. Yep. And watch this be super obscure, like French director or something. Back in the 1930s, there was a man. Yeah.

I'll do two. Two, all right. Scott. Shit. Do you do it one? I think you can do it in one? I'm going to try. Let's do one.

All right. Good deal. Okay. Name that director. Thanks. I'm going to do my best. The movie, your one movie title. Yeah.

Raising Kane. Oh, um... Oh, I know this. Oh. It's not as easy as the Stephen King books. Raising Kane. Scott. It's one of the guys.

They all lived in apartments together, and Spilberg was there, and this is how I get. This is my process. Yep, yep. Spilberg, Lucas, Scorsese, and, and De Palma and who's the other guy? Oh, no, it's De Palma. It's Brian De Palma. Correct. Oh, shit.

Well done. Getting to that. Nicely done. I haven't seen Raising Kane in years, but I remember it being one of his, I think one of his... A few others. I've seen Raising Kane. It was a long time ago. Yeah. A few others of his I chose were snake eyes.

Okay. Carlito's Way. The giveaway would have been the untouchables, but um all the other one was get to know your rabbit oh i don't know that one yeah the only one in there i would have gotten it from is the what's the what's the film sac one we just saw that he did that was the true travolta thing that was good yeah um blow up blow out blow out blow out i'm sorry blow blow out yeah blow out was great no surprise that was really good yeah okay care i'm not karen allen what's her name nancy allen nancy allen yeah karen allen was like indian i'm not going to

help you, Indiana. Exactly. Or whatever. All right. So Scott got it in one. That's three points. Oh, really? Awesome.

Scott three, Brian, two, moving into round three. Okay. Brian, you will begin the bidding on this one. It is a band. And it'll be by album titles. All right. I'm going to go four.

This one's also not a terribly difficult one I'm realizing, but four. All right. All right, Scott. It's one of them, the bands name followed by the word's greatest hits? Is that one of the albums we're going to give it? It was funny because I was looking up different bands and I'm like, oh, the who would be a fun one, but

no, every album title for the who has who. Exactly, yes. The who sells out. Who's next? Yeah, exactly. I guess I never noticed that. They always put who in the title. I'll do, I'll try. You said three? He said four. I'll try three. I'll attempt three. Yeah.

And I will take two. Brian, name that album. band. Okay, or that band. Yeah. All right, Brian, your two albums are metal as in like meddling. Oh, okay. Okay. And...

I'll use one, but give me the other one. Yeah. Obscured by clouds. Shit. That'd be Pink Floyd. Gosh, dang it. It would be. I would have gotten it. Ah! Although I would have, I think it would have taken the second one. The metal one, I think I would have struggled there.

But Brian's... Yeah, that was one. I read it, I was like, oh, they had an album named Metal. And, like, the final cut. One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces comes from, I think. Oh, right. Oh, yeah. I think one of these days comes from metal.

Yeah. I love that. I definitely did not put Dark Side of the Moon on the list. Yeah. The giveaway, the giveaway would have been the issue of reason. Right. What's the flying pig one? Animals.

Animals. Yeah. The flying pig. All I can think of is the album cover. When they're burning, that's why. wish you were here? The guy's shaking the hands of the burning guy? Yes. Yes. Yep. The division bell was another one.

What's the one from the 80s? I always think of pulse as one because that was the... Pulse is a great one. Yeah. And that was the one where the the case had a pulsing light. A little LED, yeah. Yeah. And my uncle's LED finally ran out like about five years ago. Like he got it in his shelf and he

told me, by the way, the pulse LED finally ran out. I think that 80s... That 87 album, his name I can't remember, is it momentary lapse of reason? Is that it? That was the greatest hits, momentary lapse of reason, but it had a bunch of good stuff. Oh, I'm thinking that's not it. 87, final cut was 87. Oh, then 80.

But not now Johnny and... Well, what's momentary lapse of reason? Why is that a thing in my head? That's another album. That's a Pink Floyd greatest hits album. Is it? Yeah, it's just a bunch of... What's the one with all the hospital beds on the beach on the album cover?

That's momentary lapse of reason. I swear to you, that's Gilmore without what's his name doing original stuff. Why does that in my head that way? Let me look here, because let me look at the track listing. Am I thinking, I might be confusing with, I am confusing that with, yeah, Learning to Fly was on that, Docks of War. So what was the, yeah, there was another one that was the greatest hits that was a momentary lapse of reason. It was released around the same time. Learning to fly.

Was that the? I love that record. People weren't supposed to. all told we're not to like it because it was just Gilmore and they'd broken up and all that but I didn't think that, I thought that record was great. I love that. Okay, so what's the greatest hits one

once I call it? That's what I'm trying to find because that one had a name that was similar to momentary lapse of reason and crap. Yeah, that was Gilmore without Waters, right? Right, Waters was gone and I refused to take the, the crowd wanted me to hate it, but I liked it. Oh, so

good, and let's see, Shiner to fly is a classic. A box set. Delicate Sound of Thunder And that was a live album There was another one that was a studio album That had a bunch of greatest hits And I can't I cannot find it Crap no

Echoes The best of Pink Floyd But that's 2001 Yeah there was an earlier one Let me see Let me jump to discography here And studio albums Concert Tours

A foot in the door No that's 2011 That's 2011 oh my gosh 2011 compilation here we go now we finally got this oh a collection of great dance songs maybe that's the one i'm thinking of it's got the couple dancing on the cover and they're like yeah that was earlier yeah that okay that is the one i was thinking of collection of great dance songs although that was a lot earlier 81 i thought that was

late 80s oh weird same decade though it looked like but it looked like it didn't look like one of their greatest hits it didn't look like your greatest hits album it looked like a you know like couple dancing could have been hospital beds on yeah the name couple or the that visual and that name that doesn't sound like a greatest hits album that sounds like no anything yeah all right cool all right we've had we've done we've gone deep on pink floyd now what we have we have and uh that means brian wins oh my gosh yeah all right well this is this is this is for you the three rounds congratulations that's for you and this is for me i lost that's a bummer now we do have a uh we'll do our round five because uh this actor

we'll guess by movie titles was born on this day oh all right oh happy birthday to the guy all right september 12 so a happy birthday to this actor uh we'll start scott with the bidding i'll give you um how many titles do you need to guess and this is titles of films yes okay uh uh four four all right all right i'll do three okay i'll do two scott okay it's yours I mean, it's obviously because I can't bid any lower. Right. And even if I could, one movie, name the actor that was in that movie. All right, Scott, here's your two movies.

Bad Boys and the Fugitive. Oh, that didn't go where I thought it was going. It's not one of our main actors, is it? The Fugitive and Bad Boy. Oh, okay. I think I would have to guess if he doesn't. All right. Hold on a second.

He's working through his process. It's got to be somebody who's not just a total bit actor, because you wouldn't do that to us. No. But it's not our two principals and bad boys, clearly. I'm going to say, Joey Pants. Joey Pantle.

That is correct. Is that correct? That is correct. Okay. Now I will admit that I will admit there's a little bit of a memory that someone last week told me because I was talking about his role on the Sopranos. Somebody said, oh, his birthday's coming up. That helped. Oh, really?

I didn't know if that was it for sure. But I knew Joey Pants was in at least one of those. So I got there. See, and I would have gotten this deal, I would have been wrong because I was thinking, oh, TV Travis is trying to screw us up and make. us think of the the other bad boys with you know with

Martin Lawrence and Will Smith but then there was this other one with Sean Penn and who was the other guy that I was thinking might have been in the fugitive um yeah I would have struggled but I would not have come up with Pentleano so there was a there was a Joey

or Joey Pan sorry there was a Sean Penn there was a bad boys that had Sean Penn and are you thinking it's the one with De Niro? No. No, there was... Because that was... 83, it looks like. Oh, yeah.

You're right, there was a bad boys in... Sean Penn and... Who was the other guy? There's two guys that were stuck in prison and they come out. Somebody named Reni Santoni. Is that the guy? Clancy Brown. Oh, he wasn't the other guy, but he was in that.

Allie Shady. Issaim Morales? maybe. Oh, Alan Ruck was in that, no way. I've never seen ever even heard of this. It was Esai Morales was the other guy, yes. Okay. Never heard of this. Yeah, this came out way before the

the Will Smith Martin Lawrence bad boys and this is like, oh, I bet he's trying to make his thing. He wants us to think of the Will Smith bad boys. Oh, you thought it was a trick question. I like where you going with that? This is a good. Is this good? Is this good? Is this worth seeing? I was thinking Clancy Brown, but I guess

Clancy Brown is not in is this bad boys worth seeing if you know it's worth seeing it's worth seeing for a um for film suck i think okay all right probably yeah fair enough yeah first appearances debuts of uh clancy brown alan ruck and alley sheedy wow yeah wow yeah that's it they didn't know what they had there they did not yeah uh number three on the list for joey pants movies by the way would have been running scared because that is that is my definitive version of him. Anytime I see him, I think a snake.

With that snake, with that hair. I feel like his matrix role took over for me, and that's all I think about when I picture him. I mean, that's a good one. That's a real good one. Eating that slake. I love him in Memento. Yeah. He's just always good.

Yeah. He's fantastic. And another movie, by the way, that Running Scared, another movie that has had a second movie come out unrelated to it that is. same name with Paul Walker and vastly inferior also. Very, yes, exactly.

You don't get, hello, is this a detective? You don't get Billy Crystal doing pinky? It is my favorite thing that Billy Crystal ever did is that three minutes of film. No, mother. Give me more miniature marshmallows

in my hot cocoa. It's so good. Did you guys know that I didn't know this? And the Chucky series that's on, Joey, Joey Pantaniliano plays himself. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, wow.

That's cool. I kind of want to get into that. I don't know what's going on there. Anyway, I am the only. I'm a Nesda-domo. Risky business. I keep forgetting the Joey Pants was in that. Was he Guido the Pimp?

Grito the Pimp? That's right. Yep. He's great, dude. I need to watch that Chucky series. I'm the only host of Gore that hasn't watched it yet. Oh, wow. Three all have.

Yeah, what's wrong with you? about it. Get in there. And I'm like, I need time. I just don't have free time. Yeah. So you're like a triple. Oh, I know, you're a triple threat now with Gore. Those were the days and wait, you haven't seen, right? Are you doing any more podcast right now? The

Highlander show is going to come back for one more season. Yeah. We've been on hiatus for that since we finished what we thought was all of the Highlander stuff and then there was a spin-off series that lasted for 13 episodes, so we're going to do that one too. Young Highlander. I know.

I haven't had a chance to watch Young Highlander, but I hear it's really, really good. We're basically just trying to stretch out in hopes that we can keep going long enough for the movie to come out. But they keep delaying it, so who knows. That's great. Sorry, I was looking at all these roles here. I forgot he was in Adventures of Pluto Nash, that terrible movie. Oh, see, that's one. Do we suffer through that for films?

I think we do at some point, don't you think? It feels like we have to. Congo, forgot about that. What was the other Eddie Murphy? thing that, uh, was it Dave? No, not Dave. What was the one where he's the dude who's got a bunch of little Eddie Murphy's running around operating him? I don't know what that is. What is that? Oh, man. Have you, does that sound completely brand new to me? I don't know what that is. What is that? I must, I must know. Oh, uh, hold on you gotta find it. All right, let's

sound like garbage movie list. Is anybody not heard of this? I mean, does anybody heard of this? I mean, Has anybody heard of this? I remember hearing something about it. I never saw it. Is it new? It was like, not that. It came out around the same time as Pluto Nash. Okay, so bad time.

Not Norbit. Where is it? No, definitely not Norbit. That one. Meet Dave. Meet Dave. Meet Dave, yes. Okay, here it is.

2008. Uh, oh, this is reviewed very poorly. Yeah. Let's see, Elizabeth Banks, Scott Kahn, Gabrielle Union, Ed Helms, Kevin Hart, it's a decent cast. A great cast, yeah. What's the synopsis? Here we go. Crew of miniature aliens operate a spaceship that has a human form while trying to save their planet.

The aliens encounter a new problem as their ship becomes smitten with an Earth woman. This sounds like shit. Oh, my God. It's such, yeah. I've never seen it. That needs to be like Frog Pants Adventure Club. Yeah, that sounds awful, dude. It needs to be film sacked

Definitely Is it a see It is not streaming right now It's rented on Apple TV Is your only Or rented is your only option This director is mostly known For directing Nickelodeon shows

So there's that There you know Co written by Crotee robot though Bill Corbett Oh yeah Oh really Well maybe that was a mistake Maybe he shouldn't have done that

You know Probably not Well this has been a blast As usual I love doing this Thanks for hanging out with us Why don't you tell people where to get all your shows so they can check out more of your fine work?

The best place to go is Tadpooler BombBats made me a wonderful website. It's Tvystravis.com. It's got links to everything that I do there. Oh, cool. Very nice. Hey, man, Bombats getting around, doing stuff, that guy. He is the guy who does stuff and gets around.

He sure is. And also, real quick here, Monday, you'll be co-hosting here on the show while Brian's in Vegas. So thank you for that ahead of time. Yeah. And I thank you for that, too. Let me have some fun.

Yeah, definitely. Keeping the booth lights on while I go and have a little fun and go see the Spice Girls tribute. Yeah, that would be a good time. I'm very glad that that's happening, so we'll look forward to seeing you then. It's TV's Travis, everyone. Have a great time. We'll see you then. Bye.

Bye. All right, that's the end of that. I got a question that must be answered. We were at the In-N-Out yesterday, and I like raw onions on my burger. Am I a dirty, horrible bastard, or am I okay, Brian? People were giving me such heat for that. wrong with that you like a good crisp onion on your burger zero wrong with that okay good all right i already feel better because i was getting so much crap from all these kids we took and even the

girl the counter looked at me a little funny like nobody seems to want raw onions but me and i love really isn't that a standard with them like because if you do animal style they cook the onions into the burger but if you don't don't they put raw onions on the burger they'll put um i think they always ask they always say do you want raw or the or the other kind because yeah What's the other kind? Grilled, I guess. Grilled onions? Yeah.

Grilled onions. Sure. And I always say raw, and everyone always rolls their eyes at me. Almost everyone I know is like, that's so gross, Dad. That's so gross, Scott. Like, nobody likes them but me. And I am such a fan. So I would argue that raw onions give you more flavor than grilled onions,

especially on a burger where you've got that extra crisp. Because tomatoes aren't going to give you crisp. Nope. A little bit of lettuce, maybe a little bit. A little. It's not going to give you the crisp like a raw. No, mostly limp with the lettuce. And if your tomatoes crisp, you've got a whole other problem, you know?

Yeah. So, all right, that's all I needed. That's confirmation that I am not insane. Give me a raw onion, baby. Oh, and they always take it and we get salads. You know those red onion slices you're getting salads? Oh, yeah. I love them in there, and everyone's always giving me there.

It's like, these are gross here. Gina does that with me. Like, you go to Outback Steakhouse, they put those big old red onion slices in there. She just throws them on my plate. those and we get ramen. She always gives me her soft boiled egg. We go to any place where they put a pepperachini in your salad. She puts those on my plate too. It's like Tina hates things that are good. I knew you and I were friends for a reason. I knew it. We finally found the really the raw connective tissue and that is we know how to eat, you know? Those are all the discards from Tina's

plate that end up on mine and I'm happy with that. Hard same with Kim. Except the egg. She likes that in her ramen. She'll keep that. She has a very, she has a very specific thing about eggs. They have to be cooked to the point that the, the, the, uh, the eggs parents, the chicken that the chicken that laid the egg, uh, feels it. Yeah. Or doesn't recognize them. Yeah. Like you need you need to, she needs the chicken to look at those and go, I don't know what that is. What the hell are those? Right. Exactly. Yeah. I can, I can't identify that for anything. They're not even upset about it. They don't even know to be sad. It's just whatever that is is not my kids. but yeah

the egg thing Kim likes them all gooey and gross I'm more like Tina on the egg thing I like eggs I want the I want the yolk

gooey and gross and usually it's a rare case where you find any place that soft boils the eggs and the whites

are not fully cooked yeah I'm with her on that like I want my whites fully cooked but I still want a runny yolk

yoke chat room also throws in a good fried onion ring on a burger yes oh yeah

I'll do that I'll do that I'll do that, because that's basically a raw onion slightly cooked inside of some kind of, yeah. Yeah, and it's one of those things where your first bite of that burger, you're getting the whole onion. You're going to pull it right out of its little breaded sleeve. Yeah. But you'll get that first bite, we'll be the whole onion yanked right out of that ring.

Yeah, and I'm with Brian on the yoke. If it's a place I trust, if it's like Denny's, I don't trust them to do it. Right. So I'll just be like scrambled or whatever there. well there you go the hard questions being asked here on the show here's another question that's not hard why have some of you not joined us on Patreon

because man there's such good deals over there there's so much cool stuff you can get and you can do it for as low as a dollar a month please join us today at patreon.com slash TMS and help this show continue to grow and expand and be part of your life all right and big thanks to everybody who already has we're going to get out of here now

and we're going to do it with a song I'm pretty sure you brought one I'm just going to guess that you brought up bring one and it's funny because this one is uh this one did not come through the regular channels it came through different channels uh cleo texted me directly she's the only person who can do this people so don't get any ideas even if you have my my mouth and she's sorry why is that playing sorry the vet the bug is not fixed the bug is still there sorry go ahead didn't mean to interrupt that but do not text brian is what he's saying okay exactly don't text me a request this is the only

cleo's the only person i'll take requests uh via text from uh she says of all the weird stuff I found online. You are by far my absolute favorite. Happy birthday to the guy that took one for the team and got me off the streets for good five years ago. Mother's everywhere thanking the heavens above that their sons are safe from my brand of bullshit. Oddly enough, your mom seems to love me. We should get her checked out. Happy 39th, Steve. I love you more than coffee. And that's saying something. Love always, Carrie. Oh, you know what? For Carrie, I will play a brand new that I haven't used before. It's not that it will replace the let's party thing, but I just have it as an alternate.

She'll get it today for this special day. Here you go. Happy birthday. There you go. It was from a Sopranos episode where like Tony's dad's old side squeeze. Yeah. They met up again. It pops out of a cake or something.

Oh, okay. Yeah. And she started singing like Marilyn and Roan. It was so uncomfortable. I just had to capture it. So anyway, Cleo, that's for you. First time. Uncle Jr.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, let's get to this. At first, Cleo said, how about a mashup? And I said, come on, you're talking to the mayor of Coverville. Covers, Cleo, Covers! She very quickly and happily switched this.

I don't know how happy she was. I couldn't tell from her text message. They like the band Cake plus Birthday plus Cake equals Yum. This comes from their 2007 B-Sides and Rarities album. Here's Cake covering Black Sabbaths war pigs. Generals gathered in their masses, just like witches at black masses, evil minds that part destruction, Death's construction

In the fields of bodies burning As the war machine keeps turning Death and hatred to mankind Poisoning their brainwash minds Oh, Jets, Wine Politicians Politicians had themselves away

They only started the war Why should they go out to fight They leave peril to the poor Yeah A time will tell them They have power minds Making war Just for fun

Treating people Just like bones in chess Wait until that judgment day comes Yeah. Now in darkness, world, as you hear the body's burning. And as God has struck the hour Day of judgment God is calling

On their knees The war pigs crawling Begging mercies For their sins Satan laughing Spreads his wings All again We're going to be able to be.

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