The Morning Stream - TMS 2522: Dirt Pink

Episode Date: September 13, 2023

Hootie & The Mute Fish. Coin hole, with Dunaway. Hootie 42, where are you, we got some work to do now. Nothing Like A Nice Blue Doodle. You burnt my umber. SHOW ME FLESH! The Ceruleans Are Attacki...ng! Products, Products....Products. Every 5th Grader is a Tennis Expert. If Crayola is Racist that's not my fault. I don't like frozen veggieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. Carbonated Pepsi Clear Meat. Martin Short, Old, and Crispy. TMS - Totally Mentioning Sports. Justifiable F-Bombs with Randy & Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 TMS is brought to you daily by the support of our patrons at patreon.com slash TMS like Vic Franks, Frank Scardera, and Blair Hakudal. I don't know. Coming up on TMS, Hootie and the Mutefish. Coinhole with Dunaway. Hootie 42. Where are you? We've got some work to do now. Nothing like a nice blue doodle. You burnt my umber. Show me flesh.
Starting point is 00:00:25 The Cyrillians are attacking. Products. Products. Products. Every fifth grader is a tennis expert. If Crayola is racist, that's not my fault. I don't like frozen veggies. Carbonated Pepsi clear meat. Martin, short, old, and crispy. TMS, totally mentioning sports.
Starting point is 00:00:45 Justifiable F-bombs with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of the Morning Stream. Bad attitudes create distracted drivers. It's as simple as that. I put on my kids' lunches. I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. This is the morning stream. Hello everyone and welcome to TMS. It's the morning stream for Wednesday, September 13th, 2020.
Starting point is 00:01:26 I don't know what I was going to say there. It wasn't even two. I think I was going to say four somehow. That's weird. Oh, really? Weird. Yeah. I don't know where that came from.
Starting point is 00:01:35 Hello, brain. Anyway, we're back. I'm Scott and he's Brian. Hi, Brian. Hello. Hi. Happy hump day. Yeah, it's been a day.
Starting point is 00:01:44 I don't want to, I don't want to, not quite yet. I am going to tell a full story on this at some point, but I don't want to besmirch my, my show host, not co-host, file host. Oh, oh, okay. I don't want you to be smirch, your co-host either. Yeah, I don't want to do that either. On the air quite yet. But when I get through the mess I'm in right now with, and it should be transparent to everybody out there that you guys will all,
Starting point is 00:02:10 nothing should change for listeners. You should all just be fine. But man, I, once I can talk about it and I'm out of my stupid contract, I'm going to warn people so freaking hard. Really? About not dealing with a certain company. And I'm going to do it loud and proud. okay
Starting point is 00:02:29 because it was a bad experience this year very bad I cannot explain how bad it may still get worse depending on how they respond to my contract renewal cancellation thing but anyway more on that later
Starting point is 00:02:43 hey Brian we got a fun clip that came from our old pal shaved Madix also known as Shane the sit and spin with a camera in his hand Maddox and he wanted to give us
Starting point is 00:02:57 you know people whether you like them or not, Apple has big events and then people like try to disseminate and parse those events and figure out what's going on and, you know, decide if any of these products are for them. And he sent us this recap and I think it's pretty solid.
Starting point is 00:03:12 So enjoy 45 seconds or so of the Apple keynote recap from yesterday. You need to know how to operate a computer. Hi, I'm John Sherr's CEO and founder of video professor. We've been teaching people how to operate computers for over 14 years now. You know, our product is quick, it's easy to learn with, and you can try it for free. You know, over the years, millions of people have learned how to run their computer using our products.
Starting point is 00:03:38 But the most rewarding thing for me is having people stop me on the street and tell me just how easy it was for them to learn to run their computer using our products. Try my products. Let me show you how easy this is. You know, I'm so confident my products will work for you. I'm going to send it to you absolutely free. Because I know that once you try my products. You'll come back to us for all your computer learning needs. So what do you got to lose?
Starting point is 00:04:03 Try my product. That is so well done. That is so damn smooth. Well done, Shane. It's pretty good, Shane. Pretty good. I shortened it a little. It was about a minute 30, so I did some cutting.
Starting point is 00:04:16 Oh, gosh. Some of it was just him going off about video professor with no, just video professor shit with nothing else. And I was like, well, that's a little much of that. But anyway, really, really great stuff, dude. The important stuff right there. Products. Yeah. I did see video of the little staged scripted bit with Octavia Spencer as Mother Nature.
Starting point is 00:04:40 Oh, I missed that. That happened? Do I want to avoid that? Well, it just makes me really, really wish this sag after a strike would end and writers can go back to work. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. Whenever you see really cringy stuff like that. I don't know, tech conferences, I guess, probably famous examples.
Starting point is 00:05:01 Yeah, they're kind of like built for cringe. There's no, you know, nobody is expecting, you know, high, high art at a tech conference stage presentation. What you usually end up with, we built this Starbucks. Something like, yeah, something along those lines. You remember that, right? Did I hear, did I send you that clip? Yeah, it was terrible. It's horrible.
Starting point is 00:05:25 Does anyone I wonder if anyone in the chat knows this I don't know this but has Samsung ever brought out like any K-pop bands given their you know Korean origins and all of that yeah and nothing's bigger than K-pop right now I mean K-pop is
Starting point is 00:05:43 Taylor Swift's about the only thing bigger than K-pop right now so I'm just curious if they ever like drug out dirt pink or whatever name is what's her name Black Pink? Black Pink Black pink Dirt pink Why does that sound like something
Starting point is 00:06:00 You don't want to look up on Urban Dictionary You don't you really don't Yeah I'm gonna recommend And I gave her the old dirt pink Yeah I don't even want to I don't even want to guess what that is No no definitely not
Starting point is 00:06:12 Not going near it but But now we have a show title which is great But they got the BTS They got the whatnot The sigh I saw a video of that sigh guy You know Oh really?
Starting point is 00:06:22 Gundam style guy There's this video of him I guess his stage show is pretty wild and somebody had some behind the scene stuff where they have the camera on him under a stage crouched down like the flash getting ready to run and as soon as the Open Gundam style thing
Starting point is 00:06:41 hits like that beat drops this stage thing goes sling like a spring. It's spring loaded and just shoots that dude in the air 15 feet for him to then land back on the stage. I've seen plenty of stages where they're like rise out of the stage or something. Yeah, yeah, but getting lunched. Yeah, this launches that guy. Wow. Who still moves like a 10-year-old. I don't know how that dude stays a number.
Starting point is 00:07:05 Right, yeah. Whatever. Anyway, well, there you have it. Cool. There's your Apple Roundup. We did it. Nice. I'm glad we did. See, a nice recap, and now we don't need Tom, which is good because we don't have Tom. No, we don't have. Hey, you guys, guess what? We don't have Tom. But we do have this. Now, this is interesting. I've been trying to decide how to do this. Remember Bob Pedersen? Right? A free hotel room, yes. Okay, so we haven't heard for a minute or a while.
Starting point is 00:07:30 He cropped up at a place I didn't expect. He's on threads. Yeah. He has no avatar photo. It's a weird name. Like, it just looks like the grumpyest registering of a social media ever, right? Let's just Bob. Whatever, it's Bob.
Starting point is 00:07:45 It's Bob. He had this to say about me and I, because we were talking the other day about tennis, trying to figure out one certain... You're talking about Leonardo DiCaprio blocked by the person in front of them at the uh at whichever tennis championship is going on right now yeah because neither of us turns out are huge tennis fans so we're not really following it we don't really know well bob had this to say unsolicited and i'm going to give this some gravitas i've decided
Starting point is 00:08:11 to do it this way because this is better than just reading it so first let's start with a little of this with some you know some some some some good i don't know intense epic music some serious is that to happen Okay. All right. Here is Bob's question as transcribe directly from threads, meta threads. All right. Here you go. Scott and Brian, all children above fifth grade know the French Open is in May.
Starting point is 00:08:38 Wimbledon is in July. The U.S. Open is in August and September. Please stop talking about tennis and all sports. Okay. I was wondering if we were going to get our film sack voice there. Hey, Brian and Scott. I have good news for you because I put my reply in here using that voice. Oh, good.
Starting point is 00:08:59 Okay. So you're right. We're two, we're thinking alike here. So this was my reply to him, word for word, but voiced by that weird film set thing. So enjoy. So first of all, you're saying, quit talking about sports. Well, any idiot knows. I take issue with the first part of that, which is a child above fifth grade knows.
Starting point is 00:09:20 Dude, I couldn't even like, I feel like I know. I don't I dare I barely know about sports I dare him to find a five year old that actually knows this not a five year old fifth grader but still a fifth grader again
Starting point is 00:09:33 oh I thought he said above the age of five didn't he Scott and Brian all children above fifth grade no you're right fifth grade so if you're okay find an average sixth grade kid I'll bet you would have a real hard time with this I just think it's not as easy as old Bob
Starting point is 00:09:49 thinks it is over there on the old on the old threads So anyway, here's my reply to him, word for word. What if you don't give a shit about tennis? What level of schedule knowledge is acceptable in that case? There you go. It's like if you put Rick's words, but coming out on Morty's mouth. That's a good way of putting it.
Starting point is 00:10:12 Season 7, coming soon. Watch for it. Oh, yeah, I can't wait. I wonder if they're going to change voices on that one, too, like they did for solar opposites. Oh, yeah. I think they are, right? they have to right yeah i think that's happening yeah uh i think i don't know on that i don't know sure i got and i and i loved uh dan stevens right yet i love dan stevens's voice for um corvo in solar
Starting point is 00:10:35 opposites i think they did a great job that worked for me yeah yeah i don't know what they're going to do here it seems like from the trailer they're still going to sound like rick and morty but they have hired somebody iocal says uh voice sound alike voice sound alike all right that's cool Is it that dude from the TikTok dude's amazing. Oh, is there a guy that just sounds exactly like. Brian, you would be blown away by this. I've got to find him. Perfect.
Starting point is 00:11:00 Talk. Let's see, Rick and Morty guy. I'll bet this finds it. Oh, here it is. Oh, no. Okay, is that him? Yeah, this is him here. Let me turn up some volume.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Hold on. One second. Morty, they're going to have to train the AI to burp. Now, there's a big difference between Old Morty and to... Old Morty, because it's the most iconic. So, you know, like the... Oh, man, oh, geez, Rick. You know, even Hitler cared about Germany or something.
Starting point is 00:11:34 You know, I'm sitting here with both my legs broken. Oh, oh, oh. And then in the later seasons, you know, you know, his voice gets a lot deeper. I've been watching a drink, Stacey. I get the feeling you've got a hard, job. I wonder what it takes to please you. Yeah, he's
Starting point is 00:11:53 good. That's awesome. Is he, so Roilandling did the voice for both Rick and Morty? Yeah, he was Rick and Morty. Okay, I didn't realize it was both. That's hilarious. And a few other characters like Mr. Meeseeks and the little weiner guy. I can't remember his name. Mr. Poopie butthole. Poopie butthole guy, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:11 Well, anyway, Bob, thanks for nothing, Bob. Thanks for nothing. We didn't, nobody knows about this stuff. Nobody knows. Who knows. Nobody knows. People who like tennis know, okay? Or I don't even dislike it. I think tennis is fine. Yeah. You let Bob
Starting point is 00:12:27 get under your skin. I did. Bob 1.1. Scott Zero is the score right now. Is that the score? Oh, crap. Yeah. Because I'm sure Bob isn't playing a recording of you and all his friends saying, this is what
Starting point is 00:12:43 that guy said to me. Yeah, probably not. It's probably enjoying it. All right, Bob, my advice to you is well first of all congratulations you did get under my skin number two uh get an avatar photo like a normal person yes please do and could you please take a picture either of a free hotel room i think for the one on twitter he had was uh was brad pitt wasn't it coming out of the water like coming out of the ocean yeah which was oh uh well it's fine whatever teach their own it's fine to do that if you like brad pitt that's what you should do yeah uh or you know do like some people be in a truck wear a hat and sunglasses
Starting point is 00:13:18 like that do that so for whatever reason ever since i had uh lunch with uh with bob and his wife uh for whatever reason i feel like i i i get bob i don't agree with him but i get him yeah it's easy to get him when you meet him right that's the idea i really wish you would have come through here because i would love to i'd love to also get you bob you know go through go through salt lake so scott can get you yeah get that going let me know we'll make time uh okay let's do let's do Babel Royale Holy shit
Starting point is 00:13:51 Something fun Yeah We got a game to do Oh I'm not logged in Gosh dang it Scott You know Gosh dang it You think you're ready
Starting point is 00:13:59 And you really aren't But I will be Shortly There we go That's I'm in now And then Let's call Dunaway
Starting point is 00:14:07 And then One of you's gonna call When he uses All right Cool Call I don't understand Why you're not calling
Starting point is 00:14:15 Yeah You people at home If you want to play if you're listening live, you just got to ping me directly in Discord, and I will consider pulling you in. Before I do any of that, let's talk to Dunaway here. Ooh, looky music. It's time for a little game show fun with our old pal, Brian Dunaway. Hello, Brian.
Starting point is 00:14:34 Welcome to your Wednesday slot. How are you? Oh, hi, Scott and Brian. Slot, you say. Okay. Sure. What do you want to call it? You can call it whatever you want.
Starting point is 00:14:46 I'm not comfortable. I'm not comfortable with the word slot. I haven't been since I was a kid when I used to play slot cars. Remember slot cars? Yeah. What do you put coins into on all those retro arcade games that you like so much? Yeah, what do you do then?
Starting point is 00:15:01 What do you put the coin into, Brian? I put it in the hole. I'm not comfortable with your use of hole. Your coin hole, coin hole. Yeah, that sounds like you're saying cornhole wrong. That's awesome. well good and the token goes in the cornhole that's right uh we're going to pull in one of these randos oh look who it is uh our rando chosen today will be hooty for is it hooty 42 yeah hooty 42
Starting point is 00:15:30 oh the hooty 42 what's up yeah well he's not on yet he's ringing he's ringing oh that's too bad by the way hooty before hooty gets here yeah oh come on hooty sent me a vCR and is stuck in florida right But, you know, really? A whole VCR? Yeah, VCR, DVD player. No, just half of it. Hootie over there. You know what?
Starting point is 00:15:53 You know what? I hope he only sends you half of it. And I hope it's, I hope you to the VCR and no remote control. That's what I hope. Yeah. Feeding your dark, dark need, your dark hunger for all things retro. Geez, Louise. Hey, Hootie 42.
Starting point is 00:16:07 How are you? Look, I rhymed. Hello? Are you there? I am good. I'm here. Can you guys hear me? Yes, we can.
Starting point is 00:16:13 hear you, yes. Welcome. Oh, good. Hi, welcome. Hi, hoody. Hey, any sighting of that weird lady that got arrested? The YouTube lady that got arrested, have you seen her since her big arrest? Has she gotten out on bail or any of that? Because he lives by her. Oh, really? I live by her and I used to work with her husband. Weird. Oh, wow. No. It was very weird. A small world. You said that in chat the other day when we were reading that story, didn't she? Yeah, Springville lady. A lot of these, people don't know this. I don't know, maybe they do know this, but a very large portion. of these very popular Instagram, TikTok, popular channels, YouTube channels that are family stuff. Like, look at our perfect nine kids and everyone's dressed perfect all the time. And here's how we do breakfast together. And all those kinds of channels that are very popular with some people. So many of those are from right here.
Starting point is 00:17:04 And I don't know why other than, you know, big families, obviously. But for whatever reason. A murder capital of the world. There's tons of them. And this one, and they always seem to get in trouble because, I don't know, that money, they get some smell of that money and they start to fall apart. Anyway, Hootie, I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you're here.
Starting point is 00:17:21 Where are the blowfish? Brian, we don't explain to Hootie how this works and how he could win some prizes today? Sure, because it's the tender crisp, bacon, cheddar ranch. It's time to play the Tadpoly feud. I can't even sing that song correctly. I surveyed the Tadmore on some dirty topics and Scott and Brinnerby to break the answers that they gave us. It's Scott and Brian's job to see how many of those answers they can. can guess. Let me get through this damn
Starting point is 00:17:45 intro as quickly as possible. Hootie 42, your job is more important than ever because you're going to be working with either Scott or Brian. If your team wins, you'll get a prize package. That includes two games from Steam, hack and slash and stacking. So, stacking,
Starting point is 00:18:01 stacking, hack and slash is what you'll be playing. I can't remember what stacking. Oh, stacking's great. Oh, that stacking's fun. Yeah. I've played stacking with the the Oculus. It's not the drinking game. Is it different from the
Starting point is 00:18:17 is it different from the Oculus game where you have to pick things up and stack them? Yeah, it's more of a, oh, how do you I don't know how to call. I don't know how to describe this. It's like a puzzle, it's very puzzly, but it's like character-driven,
Starting point is 00:18:30 so you're running around this like 1920 steampunk looking zone, zones and areas. Oh, I've totally played this. Yes, this is the double fine. Yeah, double fine joint. It's very cool. Oh, this is so good. Lou, you lucky. lucky, lucky guy, if you win.
Starting point is 00:18:44 If you don't win, then you're an unlucky, unlucky guy, hoody 402. Oh, that's right. They're all Russian nesting dolls. That's what it is, all the characters. Right. And you move, you know, bounce around. Yes. Oh, that's so cool.
Starting point is 00:18:55 All right, good. Well, I hope you do win it because it's a great game. Let's get to the game. Put your hands on your buzzers. This is the first one from the brand new big old Tedpool survey that we did. Oh, that was recent. Cool. These are fresh.
Starting point is 00:19:13 It was very recent. These are fresh answers. And I forgot to write down how many people we had answers so far. 320 something, I think is what I counted. Awesome. Let's get to it. Hands on buzzards. I'm going to read the question as they got it.
Starting point is 00:19:27 You're in front of a 64 box of fresh and new Crayola crayons. What color crayon do you grab out? That's God. Burnt umber. Uh-huh. Yeah. Burnt umber. Show me.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Burnt umber. Oh, come on! I'll repeat the whole question for... I'll repeat the whole question for Brian. You're in front of a box of 64 box of fresh and new crayon. I only do the 128s, but go ahead. What, okay, fine, whatever. What color crayon do you grab out of that box to start a doodle?
Starting point is 00:20:02 Oh, well, you got to start with the black, right? The noir. Maybe. Show me black. No, number one answer on the board. Boo. I should have let it go longer. We're listed to the whole question.
Starting point is 00:20:19 Yeah, but that's the goal. You try to sneak one in, you know, and try to win. I know. You might have had a chance there. By the way, burnt umber was on the list as number 23. 23 people said. I like that you have to have the fresh and new Crayola. I don't understand why it has to be fresh and new, but I like,
Starting point is 00:20:41 Because if it's a used box, you look at some of those that are, like, worn down, and it's like, oh, I'm not going to start a jule with that one. Yeah, some of them are in half because those breaks so easy. I'd have to peel some paper off that one to use it, so I'm not going to use it. Yeah. Crayons still break. Did you guys, if you get the, right new box, everything's equal. Yeah. Is 120 or 128?
Starting point is 00:21:04 I forget. I'm not sure if it is. Probably 128, since it's 64. You would think so. You would think, right. but one of them had like a pencil sharpener or like the crayon sharpener in the back. That's the one I loved. That was the big box.
Starting point is 00:21:17 Yeah. That was a big box. I remember that didn't work very well. That's a big box. Yeah. It wasn't very functional. It's a crayon. It's a crayon.
Starting point is 00:21:25 But that's my point. Crayon should be tougher. Like I was saying earlier, they break too easy. They snap and half too easy. They should at least at the very least, you know what? The paper that wraps around it, make that a higher grade of holding that damn crayon together because they break every time. Oh, more like a thicker cast.
Starting point is 00:21:44 But then, you know, then you're going to have a hard time with kids trying to pull that paper off to get to the crayon underneath. You're not wrong. They will. But proper adult supervision will solve all our problems.
Starting point is 00:21:57 Hey, hey, hooty. Hey, hooty, which one tastes the best? You know, what do you think, Hootie? Right. Hootie? Hootie is silent. Oh.
Starting point is 00:22:09 muted. Uh-oh. It's all right. He's hooty and the mute fish. Hooty and the... Hootie. We don't hear you. He's probably frantically looking for a button that he didn't know he pushed,
Starting point is 00:22:22 or he's like, wait a minute, why? Because I'm set to go mute. He lost his audio. Oh, now he's lost my audio. Can you hear us, though? Hold on. Can you hear us? At least, if you can type it in the chat, so just if nothing else,
Starting point is 00:22:35 at least tapping your your guess is in the chat, and I will go. from there. Yeah, he is in Spring. If you have one. Springville has shitty internet, so I don't know. Just kidding. I don't know if that's true. They actually think they have fiber and I don't so I don't know why I'm saying that. Right. Anyway. Well, I'm not going to use
Starting point is 00:22:51 white. I'm not going to use white. That never, that never works. So I'm going to go with a nice blue doodle because I like to pretend like I'm a like Dr. Manhattan. So I need that
Starting point is 00:23:07 I need that a non-photo blue Yeah, blue doodle. This is, right, the non-repro blue is, as we used to call it. Sure, all right. Show me blue. Yeah. Number two. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:20 You're just going to wear this. You're black and blue. Low-hanging fruit. Not big points. I'm about to say, that's good and all, but that's not getting me the points I need. Hmm. All right. Then I'm going to look more time for see if hooties put some, uh, something in here.
Starting point is 00:23:35 Nothing in there so far. So I'm going to keep moving. Yeah. I'm going to keep moving on. Oh, he says red. Red. Red. Who he says red. I do like the red. Because when I'm drawing, I like to draw the
Starting point is 00:23:45 blood and my doodles. So I'll definitely need a red. Now are we starting to break down these things like crimson red or anything like that? He's not going to tell you, is he? He's not going to tell you. Oh, shite. Okay. Well, usually you tell us if you group them, I'm going to go with red then.
Starting point is 00:24:01 I'm going to go with just the basic color red. Oh, bedded bulls of red below. Show me red. Yep. Oh, another great answer, unfortunately, right at the top. Right.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Burtumber, we already did that one. Hootie. What's the one that... By the way, if you get red, if you got a red doodle, get that checked. Just saying. Yeah, please do that. Yeah, get that look. It's really a blue doodle, too.
Starting point is 00:24:26 Yeah. Unless you're Dr. Manhattan, forget about the blue doodle. You don't want that. All right. Go ahead, Brian. So, all right. Hootie says yellow, but... I'm trying to think of yellow, but whatever. Hootie Kate, no, I'm not used to yellow.
Starting point is 00:24:38 Um, honestly. Ouch, Brian. Oh, he's back. Oh, I know. There you are. There you are. Is his car or something? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:47 So, uh, so. So yeah. Now is that is that, is that like yellow banana? Like is this, which one smells the best? Like, uh, they don't, they all smell the same, don't they? Unless you get the scent of. No. No, they don't.
Starting point is 00:24:59 No, they all smell different. Really? All crayons smell different. They do not. They do not. They do not. Unless you, unless you, unless you buy like those marks.
Starting point is 00:25:08 I used to be addicted to those, like, belly markers that you get in elementary school. I kept a chocolate one in my desk that's like, I'm feeling bad to me. I'm going to sniff the chocolate line. Yeah, huffing on blueberry. That's how I got through sixth grade. Yeah, love it. That is hilarious. I love it.
Starting point is 00:25:27 All right. So Hootie said yellow, I think we should go with the yellow. I'm going to make some do this out of yellow. Sure. Look at number nine. Show me yellow. Oh, come on. How else are you supposed to draw the big sun with the little lines coming out of it?
Starting point is 00:25:45 You people are crazy. Yeah, but you're going to, is it the first one you pull out? Who starts their doodle with the yellow sun? Yeah, no one. I always start my doodle with the yellow sun. One person in the tadpool said yellow. What do you? Clark Kent?
Starting point is 00:25:58 You'll start with the sun? Probably hoody. Yeah, that might be it could have been me. I'm going to go with purple because it feels like kids would go for purple. They always like the purple. Oh, that's a good one. It's regal, sure. Show me purple.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Oh, big point. Number six, and we have a tie game. Just one answer. Already, cheebus. Love it. Okay, well, probably green is in here, some sort of green. Okay. You got to draw the boogers.
Starting point is 00:26:26 Got to draw the boogers. Basic green. Show me, show me green. Number four. Yeah. How are you going to draw Grover from the Sesame Street? Your trees and your, your, uh, grapes.
Starting point is 00:26:39 Your Kermit the Frog. What are you in art school or something? Yes. I always set up a still life and then used crayons to draw it. Didn't everybody do that? We did one semester. We did. They were like, we're going to use non-traditional adult implements.
Starting point is 00:27:00 And we all voted on crayon and we got to draw bowls of fruit with crayons. Oh, that's cool. And some people blew my effing mind. like yeah I mean pastels and yeah are that just similar
Starting point is 00:27:12 from crayons yeah there's some waxy stuff that's barely different than that anyway because color pencils are similar
Starting point is 00:27:18 anyway I will go with um uh did we not do that we didn't okay so I'm going to say orange let's put orange in there
Starting point is 00:27:29 all right show me orange yeah you gotta have orange so if it can draw his bowl of fruit. That's right.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Got to be able to draw the thing. Can't draw the thing without orange. He'll never be able to draw a lemon, but whatever. At least he's got an orange in there or a banana, but whatever. Earlier I said... It's plover in time. Earlier I said the burnt sienna, but I didn't say brown. So I'm going to say
Starting point is 00:27:55 Brown now. Brown. What is Brown done for you, Scott? Nothing. Show me Brown. Oh, hey, downtown. Downtown Julie Brown takes umbrage to that. Yes, instead of a strike, I could have given you a wubba, wubba, wubba.
Starting point is 00:28:11 Wabba, Wabba, Wabba. All right, brown. Number 29 in the list was brown. Wow. That's usually what you go to if you're looking for black, but it's too stubby, so you grab the brown. I don't know. What do I know? Sure.
Starting point is 00:28:26 Anyway. All right. Back to you guys. Hootie's back off the audio again. So let's see. We got, I know, okay. I'm going to go with them trying to think of what I would have drawn. If I was going to draw Grimmis, I'd have the purple.
Starting point is 00:28:39 I'm going to draw a Kermit. I've got to have green. What else am I doodling, my crayons? I've got to have a house right. It's really an honor to see the process. I'm going to draw a house on there. I really do. I'm trying to think, what else do we have here.
Starting point is 00:28:53 This is what it's like when he's watching. A film sack movie, one of our Oscar-worthy film sack movies is how he writes his notes. No one can be in the room with him. Mr. Team Deluxe away. I all remember. I'll remember these things. We'll remember that. Oh,
Starting point is 00:29:09 hooty's back. All right. We're hearing hooties off. Do you have one hooty? Claire said pink. I like that. I like that idea. Oh, that's a good one.
Starting point is 00:29:17 Yeah, you got to draw it. You got to have the, you got to be able to draw the pinks. That's right. Yeah. Claire's also been saying brown a lot. Oh, Miss Piggy. You can't,
Starting point is 00:29:24 well, Miss Piggy, that's right. Good call. She's been all capsing brown as if it was the world's end. Well, now she's all capsing pink. Yeah. All right. Show me. Well, is pink.
Starting point is 00:29:37 on the board. You know what? I think the lesson here is Claire doesn't know shit. So let's not listen to Claire any. I wasn't talking about the singer. I was talking about the color. Oh, let me check. I was smelling with an exclamation point.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Pink number 27 in the list. Okay. It took Claire's advice, but now she can buy me lunch at Vegas next year. That's right. That's right. Okay, so how about, I just have a question for the host here, Brian. Please, ask away. Are any of these, and you don't have to answer it, and probably you won't, but are any of these, like, variations, like, so far we have very basic colors on this list?
Starting point is 00:30:15 Sure, yes. Are some of these? There are names in here that Crayola uses for colors to be more specific. Okay. Beyond the red, blue green. Okay, okay. That makes sense. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:28 That's a great answer to my question. So I'm going to say aquamarine, please. Could I have an aqua marine? Aquamarine. Nice. show me Aquamarine Oh man
Starting point is 00:30:40 How were you supposed to How were you supposed to do your mermaids in water If you don't have aquamarine I don't understand That sucks Don't not happy about that I'll tell you the one that I I'll tell you the color that I always love
Starting point is 00:30:55 But it was always gone Oh so yeah So who do he's saying Either burnt sienna I think that's what Scott said at the top right Or did he say I forgot now. I'm not going to tell you.
Starting point is 00:31:07 But flesh color. Fleshy color is a good one. I'm going to say the I didn't say what flesh color. I said flesh color. If
Starting point is 00:31:20 Crayola is racist, that's not my fault. All right. You saying, you're saying flesh? Just flesh? I'm saying, give me the, I'm saying I can't draw
Starting point is 00:31:32 zombies with a little fleshy crayon. All right. So he's saying fresh. Show me. Again, show me flesh. Oh my gosh. You know it's been forever since I've said, give me some flesh. Give me some skin, brother.
Starting point is 00:31:48 Here's the thing. One person said flesh and then parentheses, they put racist. I'll bet I know what that is, though, and I'll bet it's on there. So I'm going to try it and maybe I'll zero out here. But let's try it. I think what we were looking for there is peach. Is there a peach? Oh, because peach is fleshy.
Starting point is 00:32:08 This could be the end of the game right here. It is definitely the end of the game. It is devastating score for Hootie 42. Show me peach. Oh. Yeah. My favorite was the golden silver crayons, but I don't think you got those in the 64 pack, though. I think you did.
Starting point is 00:32:29 That pack was big. You got golden silver, yeah, you did. But people didn't, those weren't in the top ten. you almost said this one brian you almost went there and i wish you would have kept going but you could not remember what scott said at the beginning of the game oh shit you said burnt umber and you could have said burnt sienna you even said i think hooty got that i apologize that was me yep it's all your fault uh 13 people just really like showing off how smart they are or they're a fan of that one episode of the x files number seven was cerulean oh cerulean yeah i didn't think about that Wait, hold on, what's the X-Files connection? There's an X-Files episode where a guy, the character has premonitions, and he says cerulean, serulian, and then the car right in front of him gets hit by a semi,
Starting point is 00:33:18 and the semi says for some company called cerulean. Oh, and that's how he, okay. I remember that very vaguely, but I was like, wait a minute, what is that? Okay. It sounds like a Star Trek alien race, doesn't it? It does, yes. Dade, I get the Cerulians on the line. on the captain's phone.
Starting point is 00:33:37 I like that he's using a curly, is he using a curly phone for that? He's using a phone with a cord that stretches to, uh, to the wall. Yeah. Over Riker, though. Has to stretch over Riker. That's what exactly keeps wacking Riker in the side.
Starting point is 00:33:51 Uh, show me number eight. Forest green. Yeah. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. For, uh, for, for your drawing forests. And, uh, finally, number 10. Perry Winkle.
Starting point is 00:34:04 Perry Winkle made the 10th? Geez. Perry Winkle is number 10. I know. It's kind of funny. 11 was brick red. Then you had gold, macaroni and cheese, cornflower, blue, blue green, navy blue, royal blue, sky blue, all right there and together. Violet,
Starting point is 00:34:20 aquamarine, burnt orange, burnt umber, dark blue, indigo, magenta pink, scarlet brown, cherry red, cyan hunter green, midnight blue, purple mountain majesty, sea green, sienna, silver, skin color. Yes, I guess that's kind of like flesh, but for whatever reason, I didn't bundle those together. Still with the top ten, just so you know.
Starting point is 00:34:38 Tickle me pink, and finally somebody said all of them, just dump the box out. Oh, just dump out the box and go for it. That's actually the only correct answer in this entire list. So congratulations of that person. Well, Hootie, here's what you get for today's efforts. But I'll tell you this, you're going to win one consolation prize. We are finally going to do that lunch that we've been promising each other for the last six months. So we're making that happen.
Starting point is 00:35:01 it'll be soon and we'll have a great time bringing you some stickers you're kind of winning anyway all right so you may not be playing stacking or that other hack and slash deal but you will have stickers and you will have lunch so imagine that how do you feel about that wind loss how's that feel sound oh i'll i'll take the consolation prize that sounds great there we go uh it's good to having you on and we will talk to you soon thanks for playing hey brian today at 4 p.m mountain time me and Dunaway. Yes. We'll be spending our time talking all about the Simpsons hit and run and the Simpsons.
Starting point is 00:35:37 What's the other one? The bad one. Road rage. Road rage. It actually come first. Road rage is stupid. Road rage sucks. Yeah, it sucks.
Starting point is 00:35:44 It's not a good game. Oh, yeah. It doesn't suck. It's just not as good as hit and run, but it does not suck. It is just a crazy taxi clone. A billion miles apart and not even as good as crazy taxi. But I would argue hit and run is better than most GTA games. Did you play the Game Boy advanced version of the Road Rage?
Starting point is 00:36:06 No, should I? I can before we meet. Should I? It would not hurt. There's some modes in there that are different than the others. And I watched the Canyon Nero episode last night. What is it? Marge and the Hooties or something.
Starting point is 00:36:22 I can remember the name of this episode. But she goes through the Road Rage. Yes. Wait, was that the episode Hootie and the Blowfish were on? we got all this hooty today. No, no, no. It was, I forget exactly what it was. Because they were on an episode.
Starting point is 00:36:36 It was something with hoots or something in it. Oh, okay. Yeah, they were, yeah. Yeah, they did a whole guest star thing. Okay, you know what? I'll try it because I would like to take your word for it and see how things go. But boy, howdy, the console version of that game was bad compared to what it was trying to mimic. But also hit and run, freaking rules.
Starting point is 00:36:54 And they should remake it today. And it would be just as popular and awesome today as it was then. Huge cult favorite. We're going to talk all about it. today at play retro over at frogpans.com slash play retro you can get the podcast or you can watch us live at four o'clock today that's over at frogpans dot tv anything else you'd like to tell us brian anything else yeah tune in on twitch dot tv on friday nights i play balder's gate three with a group of people known as volger in kit london yeah so much fun know you yeah i like that you said i like that
Starting point is 00:37:26 you say balder's gate three as if two was what i thought you were we're going to be playing. Oh, you're not playing two from 20 years ago? Oh, that's a shame. He is to play retro. That's true. It's a good. Yeah, got to clarify.
Starting point is 00:37:39 All right, go eat a poo. All right, he's gone. He didn't have time to say, no, you again. He preempted us, but that's fine. He did, yes. That was fun, as always. I loved doing that. I was.
Starting point is 00:37:50 Yeah. Let's dive in now to a little bit of news. It's time for your daily news, and it's brought to you by. Gross frozen vegetables. Kim left me with a bunch of frozen meals that are like heart-healthy sort of, you know, decent stuff, not junk. And so that's what I've been making while she's gone. And I tried one last night, and I thought, oh, that looks nice.
Starting point is 00:38:16 There's some chicken in there, mixed veggies of various sorts. And that'll be great. Five minutes in the microwave, let's go. Now, I know those kinds of meals are never going to be amazing. They're not meant to be amazing. They never will be. Although I think factor meals are awesome. Those are so good.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Factor meals are great. Yeah. I don't know how they're doing that. I don't know how they're doing that. Maybe that's part of it is you never freeze them. They just come. They don't freeze them. Yeah, they just come ready.
Starting point is 00:38:39 Like you just got to eat them within a week or yeah. Or whatever it is. Yeah. So anyway, and I'm out of those. So I'm having to eat days and it's fine. So I heated up and the last two things I had that were frozen were fine. They were good. There's some kind of beef broccoli thing was fine.
Starting point is 00:38:53 Just good enough. You know, no complaints. It is what it is. This thing had the, grossest vegetables I've ever eaten ever in my life. They were just gross. Those, like, broccoli
Starting point is 00:39:05 does not heat up well when you reheat frozen broccoli stuff. I agree. Or beans, like, these beans should be good. Yeah. They're bad. They're just, like, I don't even know how to describe it. It's the worst fat. They weren't like bad, like, gone bad. They just, they're just a bad choice. I didn't like it. Yeah. So, F that.
Starting point is 00:39:26 Why didn't she make you stuff? Like, make you a lasagna? that you could just eat on for the for the entire week well you remember she was the last six days she's been babysitting six kids oh that's true yes she only had one day back at home right yeah that's not even a day she was here for like four hours packed did some laundry left the next morning it was it's been it's been a time so the fact that i have anything here is actually a miracle it's actually a blessing yeah right uh i might go i have the car i may go i don't know i may go somewhere today we'll see because those vegetables really put me off oh my god you'll drive I'm driving, man.
Starting point is 00:40:00 Give me those keys. I know what's up. Let's get to this story. Rescuers move 5,000 pound concrete slab to rescue a kitten. So, you know, yesterday we're talking about bad traffic and crappy parking and people being rude and everything. Let's talk about a nice thing today. Okay. I know.
Starting point is 00:40:17 By the way, the irony of yesterday me talking about people, you know, have some patience. Think about all the people around you who just have the same goals as you and just want to, you know, live their life. do their thing and then a day before that I was saying you know it ruins the movie experience other people so I get the I do get the the irony of me not having the patience for other people in a movie theater that I do or that I other people don't seem to have on the road we all have you know we all yeah some form of that I think it's just that's that's the struggle right I stand behind it because other people being obnoxious and rude in movie theaters doesn't benefit them or me so blah right they don't have the same goals you do that's what I'm
Starting point is 00:40:58 saying they don't they want to ruin it they want to they want to be obnoxious have their phones out no you're at the movie there put the damn phone away yeah and don't be one of those contrarians out there that goes well what if their goals are their goals are to be obnoxious just because you don't align with it shut up I don't don't give me moral relativism
Starting point is 00:41:15 they're being a whole's I'm enjoying a movie that's what we all came here and paid too much money for all right exactly as a matter of fact quit posting Bob Peterson about that because that's the that's the one we're gonna get oh yeah you could you could stop them now I will bet, no, I bet Bob feels the same way about other people in movie theaters that I do.
Starting point is 00:41:32 Oh, I guarantee you are aligned in that way. Yeah. And I'll bet that extends to lots of life. I bet it does. And it's fine. Come to Salt Lake, Bob. Let's hang out. Anyway, they moved this concrete to rescue this kitten annual rescuers in New York City.
Starting point is 00:41:52 New York City. Oh, yeah, get a rope. said they had to lift a 5,000 pound slab of concrete to rescue this little kitty. He was buried 30 feet down a drain, the Strong Island Animal Rescue League. Oh, I love that name. The Strong Island Animal Rescue League. Worked together with police when a kitten was heard crying at the bottom of the drain covered by a large concrete slab. It was out in Long Island, I guess.
Starting point is 00:42:18 Let's see here. They used jacks and hydraulic rescue tools. so there's that but they all had to be named Jack everybody helping all Jacks oh I thought these were Jack's personal hydraulic rescue tools like Jack owned these tools
Starting point is 00:42:35 I didn't see the word and in there so those rescues use jacks and hydraulic rescue tools okay yeah I want to hear that call hey Jack how's your week oh good hey we're wondering if it's possible could we just borrow all your hydraulic rescue tools we got a we got a kitty
Starting point is 00:42:49 who's in trouble exactly anyway these are like Jaws of lifestyle tools is what these are and they used it to remove this the kitten was then removed from the drain taken to jeff Jefferson animal hospital the strong island animal rescue compared the rescue to a scene and raiders of the lost ark for some reason why would it have to be kittens marian yeah why that'd be funny if he was afraid of cats and not snakes that would make me laugh yeah yeah anyway that's nice i like that story that's nice i do too and that kitten is adorable that little video they have up on the site super cute little black and white Oreo looking cats
Starting point is 00:43:22 Yep. This story neutralized this stupid video I saw of some investment banker guy who was at a conference and he was doing a talk or is a panel. And he was telling everybody that what we need the most is for unemployment to rise to 40 to 50 percent. And he says that he needs that to happen so that workers lose the upper hand. Because right now too many workers, too many workers are calling the shots is what he said. It was a little anti-labor thing I've ever heard in my life. Wow. And it pissed me off so bad that I had to go find a thing about a cat getting rescued. You need a balance in the forest.
Starting point is 00:44:05 Yeah. This is a cleanser of some, I just washed my mouth out with bleach. What an a hole. High enough in frame that you can see her. Oh, yeah. Look at that. Cleaning her vaj there? Clean in her vajay.
Starting point is 00:44:17 Yeah. There's nothing wrong with that. You got to have a, you know, cats got to keep clean. Well, it's how other cats greet you, so you've got to keep that area clean. Yeah, exactly. It's an important zone. It's the zone of importance, they call it in cat life. ZIA.
Starting point is 00:44:32 Here's a story. U.S. teen, this is terrible, but it also is interesting because we almost did this on the air. Yeah, right. U.S. teen dies after eating the notorious spicy chip in the viral challenge thing, where you eat the hot chip with the huge scope of level. Pepper, the super high pepper content on it, yeah. Yeah. We actually were sent these, and I was sent two of them, and I thought better of it because I'm like, I don't, these are really, like, they're meant to be excruciatingly high on the Scoble thing. Yeah. Yeah. And so I'd never sent you one and the other one. They're just in the other room being stale. I'm never going to eat it. Oh, got you. Funny, so you still have them. Yeah. Certainly don't want to eat a stale one. Yeah, no, it's probably even worse.
Starting point is 00:45:16 It says, you two don't take spice well. I disagree. I don't know about Scott, but I take spicy very well. Yeah, I like spicy stuff, but I don't want to, like, torture myself with a ghost pepper infused potato chip. Why would I want to do that? Anyway, the 14-year-old boy is the victim here. He's from Massachusetts. He died Friday hours after eating this chip, dusted with a spice made from the two worlds hottest peppers, Carolina Reapers, and Naga. Naga. Naga?
Starting point is 00:45:44 Naga? I think Naga, but... Okay. That's from... What does it was in World of Warcraft? Yeah, the World Warcraft. or nagas. Oh, the fish people.
Starting point is 00:45:53 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They come out once in a while and talk to you, but they're mostly living in the water. Right, right. Weird way of putting that. Marketing, the one-chip challenge, single chip comes in a coffin-shaped box,
Starting point is 00:46:05 adorned with a red skull. This is true. I'm one in the other room with a list of warnings, cautioning those who are pregnant or have other medical conditions against eating the contents. But their claim to fame and their rise to success
Starting point is 00:46:19 has been on the backs of tick talkers and YouTubers and everybody doing it on camera and so everybody wants to try it. He was reportedly a healthy adolescent at age 14 with no medical conditions that could easily explain the potential complications.
Starting point is 00:46:35 Shortly after eating it, the adolescent visited a school nurse complaining of stomach pain within hours of being sent home. He passed out and stopped breathing. He was pronounced dead in spite of efforts by paramedics and hospital specialists. So they don't know why he in particular reacted that way.
Starting point is 00:46:51 Right. I would just say, just don't do this. Don't do this. Don't snort the cinnamon thing. All that stuff. Freaking F, all that stuff. Don't do that. Yeah. It's bad. Tide pods. Just because somebody challenges you on social media, doesn't mean you have to do it. Right. We'll test, look, a sip of yogurt soda. I mean, I'll never do that again. But I'm not, there's no fear of me dying necessarily.
Starting point is 00:47:13 Scorpion and a lollipop, no problem. Yeah. A bunch of mealworms or the chewy squid. garbage. Yeah, but anything that creates a reaction in your body such as something too hot. Like, I didn't know this was true. According to something Carter looked up and showed me, you can't give peppers of any kind, really, to dogs.
Starting point is 00:47:39 They are very toxic to dogs. And then the stuff I read says, it would be toxic to us in the right amount as well. It's just that we're better at handling, metabolizing that stuff, but there's a reason why it's insanely averse to our system. There's a reason why it tastes like that, not because it's great, it tastes like that because it's trying to get us not to eat them. It's a defense mechanism, basically, like bugs that have red on them.
Starting point is 00:48:11 Yeah, yeah, and so yet we eat them. I mean, I love spicy Mexican, I love Korean, I love kimchi, I've talked about that a lot. It's not that I don't like that, but I don't. don't want to torture myself with like something that's going to make me die for in the next half an hour freaking forget it sure anyway claire really wants you to give her the chips jeez louise claire i'm not sending you these nests it's going to cost too much so he'll get stuck he'll bring them to Vegas and you can have them there how's that medical uh under medical supervision exactly i'll do that you arrange for a doctor to be there present maybe we can
Starting point is 00:48:44 get jerry tollbert to be there and uh in Vegas and we'll let you have the chips well that reminds me I want to ask Jerry when you're supposed to get flu shots this year. Is it next week or it's soon? Yeah, I think next week is, yeah. Yeah, we talked about that, right? We talked about that. I did. Yeah, I think I'm doing my, I wish I could have done both before Vegas.
Starting point is 00:49:04 I was thinking I would do the COVID shot before Vegas, but I was waiting for the new variant, so it doesn't make sense to do it. So I'm going to do flu and COVID shot the same time, and then probably a week later do my first shingle shot. Oh, Brian. I hope you react less than I did. I hated that thing. Yeah, I hope I react like Tina did, which is just a sore arm is all she had. It's so weird, too. You and I are kind of weirdly opposite.
Starting point is 00:49:28 When I get COVID shots, nothing, didn't feel a thing. You got them and you got a mini version of it that night for like six hours or something, right? Yeah, yeah. I didn't get none of that. But then I do the shingles thing, and it freaking brought me to the floor. Yeah. And the second one, because you got to get two of the shingles. You do it like once and two excite.
Starting point is 00:49:44 That second one wrecked me. Yeah. Hated it. apparently the um because i did the fyser last time for my uh covid shot nothing no reaction like the moderna one was the one that gave me the the reaction both times but there's all three times oh interesting maybe it's because i was always Pfizer yeah maybe um the new so the new uh and jerry can correct us if i have this wrong but supposedly this new one is formulated to virtually neutralize the new variant like they've gotten better at what it does
Starting point is 00:50:18 And it's supposed to, instead of you just getting a mild version, if you catch it. Yeah. From what I read, it sounded like it was going to actually just like stop it in its tracks, which would be great. And Bobby says that the new variant is out today. Oh, the new shots out today? I'm still waiting for the zero version. I want the no-sugar vaccine. And Pfizer-Zero comes out next week.
Starting point is 00:50:45 Oh, man, Pfizer-Zero. and then because of copyright, they'll have to call it Moderna Zeroges sugar. Yeah, because I can't say zero. Or Moderna 1, if it's one calorie. I'm looking forward to Pfizer-Clear.
Starting point is 00:50:58 That'll be the one I really get into. Pfizer-Clear will be fantastic. Get it, Pepsi Clear, get it. All right, anyway, moving on. Crystal Pepsi is what that was called. Who had the clear? Somebody had clear. Was it not Pepsi?
Starting point is 00:51:10 I don't know. Crystal Pepsi was the clear Pepsi, but there was something clear, wasn't there? I thought it was a, Pepsi product. I have that wrong. Oh, no, it is Pepsi. Oh, no, wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:51:21 Crystal Pepsi. Was there Pepsi clear as well? Oh, my gosh. I'm having a... Mandela is in my brain today. I think it is just Crystal Pepsi and I screwed that. But there are searches in
Starting point is 00:51:34 Crystal Pepsi. There's people with, like, if I go to Google and go Pepsi clear, tons of these. Probably redirects to Crystal Pepsi, though. Yeah, it does, but why... There's tons of these. Pepsi Clear 20 ounce. Pepsi Clear 44 ounce. Pepsi Clear in 20203. Holly, because when I type Pepsi Clear, Crystal Pepsi is the first of the Wikipedia page.
Starting point is 00:51:59 Then everything you don't need to know about Crystal Pepsi. No, no, not that. I mean like the drop-down auto-complete stuff. So if you type Pepsi Clear, what does that say? Oh, gotcha. Oh, even that is Crystal Pepsi 20203. Why did Crystal Pepsi fail? Crystal Pepsi for sale? Is Crystal Pepsi still available? Like, the only one is actually where it says how to make Pepsi clear. This is so weird.
Starting point is 00:52:22 Here, look at this. Look at these results. How bizarre. See that? That's all I get. Oh, bizarre. Look at that. I didn't mean to put liquid, but.
Starting point is 00:52:33 Pepsi clear liquid. Let's see if I knew that, though. Let's see, Pepsi clear liquid. There we go. Now I get, is Pepsi a clear liquid for colonoscopy? Oh. They don't get, you can't count that. You know what?
Starting point is 00:52:47 That's probably, that might be, no, because yours is definitely. And this one I got rid of liquid, I still get it. Look at that. All right, that's bizarre. I don't understand. Well, this is Duck, Duck, Go now that I think about it, maybe Google is different. Oh, right. Google might get different.
Starting point is 00:53:00 And Duck, Duck, Go wants me to be lost in my Mandela effect brain. Right, right. Just bastards. Yeah. All right. What, I don't know why I think that's a thing. It's going to bug the shit out of me because I, even now, Pepsi. clear sounds like a thing I've bought.
Starting point is 00:53:18 Yeah. It clearly isn't. Here we go. T. Paul Scruggs, did you go to Mexico by chance? In 2005, Pepsi Clear was sold in Mexico for a limited time. No. I mean, I went in 2015, 10 years later. Maybe I
Starting point is 00:53:33 had it then, but I... Diet Pepsi Clear they had and Pepsi Clear, but only in Mexico. Only in Mexico. This is so... This is one where I clearly... I clearly see the evidence.
Starting point is 00:53:46 Carbonated meat. It's not that, you know what? It's connected even because it's a carbonated freaking drink. Yes, it is. Yes. I don't know what's going on. That's weird.
Starting point is 00:53:58 All right. Well, on that note, we're going to take a break. When we come back from this break, we're going to do recommendals, so get ready to be recommended to watch some things. Okay. We're still in a time of riches when it comes to content until some of the writer strikes starts to eke into all these cancellations.
Starting point is 00:54:13 So we're going to keep bringing this to you. And that'll all happen here soon. But Brian, I sure could use a song before that. Sure. How about something from a guy you may have heard of. He was part of a little indie band, little startup band called Guns Nroses. They had a little N with an apostrophe in the wrong place.
Starting point is 00:54:32 But, yeah, Guns Nroses. Actually, it looked like it was pronounced Guns Naurosis because of the word that apostrophe was. I know some people that have a little gun neuroses. Genrosis, yeah. Actually, a lot of people do. He's a guy named Duff McCaghan, and he's got a brand new album coming out in October. His eagerly awaited third solo album features special guests like Slash Gary Cantrell and Iggy Pop comes out October 20th.
Starting point is 00:54:59 Here is a single from it. It is called Longfeather. Here's Duff McCagin. Oh, how the West was won With poison pills and Tommy guns The Colonel's fate was dead and down On the trail a long feather The profiteers and philistines
Starting point is 00:55:48 So overwhelmed with their destiny From sea to shining sea Long feather Oh long feather is home He chased the stars and fought until the end And head on Head on pushed into the desert and oh long feather is gone we hear you now my friend so hold on hold on
Starting point is 00:56:26 because today is not a bad day to die long weather is gone Pull up the heels in endless plains Before the lives dried on a page They hunt you down again and again Long feather Let them through the driving rain The sky battle mains Get her up, hey follow me
Starting point is 00:57:22 For ever Oh long feather is home He chased their stars And thought till the end Head on Head on They demon nights They push up to the desert
Starting point is 00:57:40 And oh long feather gets gone We hear yourself, my friend So hold on, hold on Because today is not a bad day to die Long weather, long weather is gone They'll cut you down with the bay of net Oh We see you rise when the sun is setting
Starting point is 00:58:23 Oh Your weights We'll carry on They'll never know your final resting place The signs are poured to their best guess I've sung Hidden road long feather is gone Long better is gone
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Starting point is 00:59:32 Coupon everything. and we're back actual scam call recording really yeah although giggly voice oh my god that's horrendous this was going around for a while i guess it's it sounds totally ai generator right it totally does especially when she starts getting into a deeper voice i know yeah it's getting all devilish at the end but i feel like it was an attempt to get people work oh i better call oh that sounds awful i got to call them back and it probably worked i don't know Anyway, hey, Brian, I have no idea about that song because I forgot it all thinking about Clear Pepsi or Pepsi Clear, so not anymore. That was Duff McCagan, Guns & Rose Zone and Velvet Revolver Zone, Duff McCagan, with a brand new single from his upcoming third solo album, which is called Lighthouse.
Starting point is 01:00:30 It comes out October 20th, but you can hear a couple songs from it now. Here that was Longfeather. Nice, very nice. Here that was. Here that was. I was going to say, here is. but we've already done the pre-announce. That was the back-announce. That's right. That's the back-announce, everybody.
Starting point is 01:00:45 Now let's do some proper recommend-announce. Well, what do you recommend? That music means it's time for recommendals. That's right. Stuff on streaming services that we think you might like too. Sometimes we warn you against things, but most of the time it's stuff we like. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the thing we like today
Starting point is 01:01:05 as we introduce our guests. Nicole Spagg joining us once more. Hello. Hi. How are you? Hello. I'm good. Yeah?
Starting point is 01:01:12 Doing all right out there in the Midwest, they call it? Yeah, it's actually really nice right now. Yeah. It's a great time of year for the Midwest, I think. I think fall is. It is. I love fall. It's fall. We're having very fall weather as well.
Starting point is 01:01:26 It's very, very nice. I'm ready for Halloween. Let's go. Also with us, Randy Jordan. Hello, Randy Jordan. Good morning, morning. Scott, I was thinking about you recently. My kid joined a civic service.
Starting point is 01:01:40 service organization. Yeah. And so it's like a bunch of kids that go and do volunteer projects every week, right, around the city. It's called the youth action team. Oh, but they just refer to it as a yat.
Starting point is 01:01:52 And I'm like, man, if I have never heard a Scott Johnson name more than the yet. Just YAT, YAT, youth action team. That's pretty good. I like it. I like it a lot.
Starting point is 01:02:04 Who are you with? I'm with yet. What's that mean? Youth action team. Go! That's kind of thing. First time I heard that, I'm just like, oh, that's got right there. That's pretty good.
Starting point is 01:02:12 I like it. That's like a character name I'd use in a video game, so that's perfect. It's good to have you both here. We're going to go ahead and jump straight into these recommendals and the grand tradition as we start with Brian. And Brian, you've got a clip here, I see. What do you want to say about it? Yeah, you'll hear this.
Starting point is 01:02:26 You'll hear a voice you recognize. You'll actually hear a couple voices you recognize. And we'll be like, oh, yeah, I forgot about this. Awesome. How is it? And I'll be able to tell you after you hear this clip. Here we go. Did you at any time threaten to put him in the trunk of a car?
Starting point is 01:02:42 It's my recollection your client was behaving in a threatening manner. So, you were going to put a black man in the trunk of your car. If necessary, I would have put a white man in there, too. Your Honor, the marshal is not the one on trial here. Give me a minute, and he will be. Who the fuck is that? Oh. What?
Starting point is 01:03:10 Something funny, little girl? Cat videos, mostly. Who does this child belong to? That would be me, Your Honor. Why am I not surprised? Balif, escort the Marshal's daughter to one of our finest holding cells? Is that really necessary?
Starting point is 01:03:26 Of course it is. Otherwise, I wouldn't have done it. How about you make you just wait outside? How about you learn to shut your mouth in my courtroom? I imagine that I'll make it difficult to finish my testimony. That Keith David is the... the judge? It is absolutely Keith David. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:40 Wow. And of course, yeah, Timothy Allophant as Raylan Givens, this is justified city primeval. Complete with an F-bomb. Oops. Forgot to take that out. I've noticed lately FX is way less concerned about how many F-bombs they drop. They're
Starting point is 01:03:56 into it now. They're all good. Yeah. Oops. Anyway, yeah, this is an eight-episode not really reboot, but continuation of the justified series
Starting point is 01:04:07 they hopefully will be making more of these obviously you know strike willing we'll get some more Raylan Givens
Starting point is 01:04:15 but this is over on Hulu justified city premier well basically he goes he leaves the holler and he ends up in in Detroit
Starting point is 01:04:25 for this one and that was his daughter you hear in this one as well that is who is the actress
Starting point is 01:04:34 not the This is the actual 15-year-old daughter. Yeah, Willa Givens played by Vivian Oliphant. Oh, no way. That's cool. Okay. I thought it was the girl he sort of took in that ends up that was in doapsick and she's in a bunch of other stuff.
Starting point is 01:04:51 No, no, but that, yeah, I know exactly here you're talking about, no, that's, that actress is not in here. No, this is actual daughter with, not, oh my God, I can't remember either of the women's names. his love interests from what Ava Crowder was one of them. Not her, the other one. The one from the first two seasons, but she left to do another show. Correct, yes.
Starting point is 01:05:15 She's great. I like her. She was great. Anyway, so he's on a road trip with his daughter and trouble befalls him and he ends up kind of getting cut up in a crime or hunting down the perpetrators of a crime in Detroit, Michigan.
Starting point is 01:05:34 and basically chasing after some dude named the Oklahoma Wildman. Wasn't that always in the show original run of Justified, Detroit was where the main mob was that was always involved in local problems. Was it Detroit or Miami? I guess Detroit, right? He started out in Miami, like that first episode started out Miami. But he goes right to Kentucky. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:55 But then later, like when the McDonough guy was the bad guy in season three, I guess. Yeah, they were coming from Detroit. I think that was Detroit. Yeah. So I always thought, well, this is going to be him going to deal with a bunch of, like, the top-level mob things that were already themes in the show. But this sounds like it's like a separate deal. This is a separate thing. It's not, the mob there is Albanian.
Starting point is 01:06:17 And you get problems with the Albanian mob. You also get, besides Keith David, who's fantastic in this, you also get fine folks like David Kekner, David Cross, both of whom are really funny. Natalie Zia is Winona Hawkins. who's Raylan's ex-wife. Oh, Winona. There you go. Okay. Yep.
Starting point is 01:06:37 Luis Guzman. Like, a lot of really quick cameos, but some really, some, you know, you see him and you're like, oh, I love that guy, that sort of thing. No Boyd Crowder in this thing at all? Do you want to know? Do you want to know if there's Boyd Crowder? Well, I feel like if it was minor or whatever you would have mentioned it, so no, don't tell me, I guess.
Starting point is 01:07:01 I don't tell you. so this uh yeah these all these all came out in july and august and the season wrapped up so you can binge the whole thing now on hulu uh came out on fx um it's got a great uh you know great reviews i'm giving you great review myself but it also gets great reviews from uh rotten tomatoes a lot of people uh 92 percent based on 39 reviews with that's pretty good eight over ten um it's I say, I feel like a lot of that is just the fact that we get Oliphantus Raylan Givens again, because he's this is like, it feels like the role he was born to play if he didn't also play an excellent role in, uh, in Deadwood as well.
Starting point is 01:07:46 Yeah. But, uh, this one more so than Deadwood. This is just, you know, there's just a, uh, a warm feeling that you get from watching, um, uh, from watching Raylan Givens back on the, on the screen. Uh, this is, also based on an Elmore Leonard novel, City
Starting point is 01:08:04 Primal High Noon in Detroit, as well as Fire in the Hole. So this has its roots with Elmore Leonard as well. And even because of that, you actually get a Paul Calderon reprising his role as Detective Cruz from Elmore's out of sight, the movie Out of Site with Jay Lowe and George Clinton. Oh, I always forget that's an
Starting point is 01:08:27 Elmore and Leonard joint. Yeah. Every once in a while someone to bring that up and I'm like, what? Yeah, right. He didn't write just Western Westerns or even modern Westerns. Sometimes he just wrote noir modern stories and stuff like that. Yeah. I really want to see this. Kim and I have been holding off just because we want to make sure we're around together because we're gigantic justified fans. It's probably my top 10 shows of all time. And so I'm really glad to hear you liked it because I'll bet I. I really, really enjoyed it. I feel like, you know, this not seeing him in Kentucky takes a little bit out of the show because, you know,
Starting point is 01:09:01 And he kind of like his whole dealing with the weird-ass locals. But he kind of becomes a weird-ass local. Yeah, in some ways, sure. Yeah, yeah, in Kentucky he does. Yeah, and here he's very much a fish out of water. But, yeah, still really enjoyed it. Do we get any wind duffy in there? I'll tell you right now you don't get any wind duffy.
Starting point is 01:09:26 Dang it. My favorite, like, sub-bosses in any TV show. I think I love that guy. So good. Yes, yes. All right. Anyway, again, it's on Hulu. It is eight episodes, about an hour each.
Starting point is 01:09:40 Justified City Primeval. Very nice. Tim Gutterson. Does he show up? No, Tim Gutterson. Man, I'm even talking with a bit of an accent. I was going to say, I think I might have even, I might have already told you all of the people that you get that you might remember from the original series. Why do they call it Prime
Starting point is 01:09:59 Evil? It sounds like a Jurassic Park or yeah Transformers or Jurassic Park. It's just the name Elmore Leonard gave it and yeah I mean Elmore Leonard gets to
Starting point is 01:10:12 have his names. Yeah that's true that guy gets to call anything he wants anything. Exactly. The book after Fire in the Hole is called Raylan goes to Detroit so you know Oh really? Oh funny. Let's see how the definition of primeval is belonging to the first or earliest age or ages, original or ancient.
Starting point is 01:10:33 So I guess it's like, hey, the OG mob city prime crime. I don't know. I don't know what you're doing. All right. That's a good one. I'm in. That sounds fantastic. Ryan's recommendations have never let me down.
Starting point is 01:10:46 Let's move on to Nicole for her pick this week. It sounds like you went old school. You want to explain the clip at all? I went very old school, but I did... start a recommendation that Brian had a while back, the show on Hulu only murders in the building. Oh, yeah. Cool. So I started watching that and that got me thinking about how Steve Martin has never aged. He went gray super, super early. He's always been gray. He's always been gray. He's always looked the same age. It's amazing. So this is.
Starting point is 01:11:26 a movie that came out in 1979. He kind of looks the same. Yeah. And what he does now? Yeah. It's weird. You can watch a movie that he did in the 80s and see one now and it's you can see wrinkles, but that guy's weird that way. He's just such
Starting point is 01:11:42 a, I don't know, he's eternal in a weird way. Yeah. But it's funny because I am enjoying only murders in the building. But just recently, actually like three days ago, there was a flutter about Martin Short. and how all of his his friends are coming to his defense.
Starting point is 01:12:01 And Martin Short was, you know what it was? Somebody was saying he sucks and he's never been funny. It wasn't like some controversy with him. It wasn't like he did something bad. They're like, why are we still putting up with Martin Short with the article? So people went nuts about that and everyone's pissed about that article. Tons and tons of people are coming to his defense. I mean, he has had, I will say, I kind of agree with the piece.
Starting point is 01:12:26 like he he's always felt very forced to me but he is tenacious in his he won't go away so let's just laugh all right i agree he makes me laugh out loud that fat suit interviewer guy thing that he did i can't remember what that was jimony glick was it jimony glick yes jimmy glick that kind of irritate me but yeah uh everything else i would love it grimmely you'll never You'll never convince me to not love Edgar. Yeah, I like him no matter what. I mean, that's the thing. I kind of like him, but I kind of hate him too.
Starting point is 01:13:02 So, so, yeah, there. Fair enough. He's part of murders in the building, whatever. Only murders in the building. A movie about a podcast. Some murders in the building. There would be a TV show about a podcast. All right.
Starting point is 01:13:17 Well, there you go. All right. So this is a Steve Martin joint, though. You ready for me? This is a Steve Martin joint, though. Yeah, go ahead and play the clip. It's classic. There's probably people that have not seen the movie.
Starting point is 01:13:27 It is streaming on Netflix. So I thought, hey, let's remind people of this movie. Here we go. Gee, Mr. Artunian. Gee, Mr. Artunian. Oh, my God. Thank you. The new phone book's here.
Starting point is 01:13:56 The new phone book's here. Well, I wish I could get that excited about that. Nothing. Are you kidding? Page 73. Johnson, Naven, R. I'm somebody now. Millions of people.
Starting point is 01:14:10 Look at this book every day. This is the kind of spontaneous publicity. Your name in print that makes people. I'm in print. so just for the younger generation there used to be this thing called a phone book that used to come out with everybody's name and phone number in it and it was a big deal that your name was in it i actually had a friend who got his name in the phone book and he i don't know he called himself a doctor so he's always been a doctor he's not a doctor just oh that's hilarious that's really just uh oh that's hilarious that's really funny. So you heard Jackie Mason as well as Steve Martin.
Starting point is 01:14:56 This is a movie called The Jerk. And it's funny because I rewatch some of it. I rewatched it and I was like, I don't remember that. Like it's such an older movie and it's kind of it's been injected.
Starting point is 01:15:10 Like clips of it has been injected into just pop culture. If you look at the poster for the movie itself, It's him with his pants down by his ankles. He has a chair. And there's a very funny scene where he's like, I only need. The only things I need are this paddleball, this magazine, this chair.
Starting point is 01:15:32 I remember when we were kids, this was forbidden in our house this movie because my parents thought it was way too adult. And I think a huge part of it was there was a dog named shithead in it. There's a dog named shithead. Yeah, all that kind of stuff. And he uses that dog named shithead to cover up. up his junk when he runs out of the bathtubs. Yeah, I mean, by today's standards, this would be PG-13 at the most. But back then, it was such like forbidden fruit that I would have to go to my buddy's house
Starting point is 01:16:00 to watch this movie. And we did a lot. We watched this movie like, I don't know, 100 times together, me and this kid. Love it. Such a great old freaking flick. And by the way, just for all this age talk, he was 34 when he made the jerk. He's 79 now. He does not look 79.
Starting point is 01:16:17 No, he doesn't. What is he doing? what is he drinking or because you know what martin short looks old as hell he looks crispy i don't know what's going on big good living or uh you're gonna get a bunch of people coming to martin short's defense if you don't cut it out scott well nothing wrong with being crispy i'm kidding i'm totally kidding i think this i think the jerk was the first time we see uh steve martin like perform music like we didn't know he was musically inclined until the jerk well stand up stuff right with his with his guitar yeah that's true he did the banjo
Starting point is 01:16:47 rather and like did the um the king tut stuff and all that but oh yeah king tut but still i feel like this was like it was i could be wrong this just feels like before or after this i thought no maybe not this came out in 79 so this would have been probably his biggest moment up to that point right yeah yeah because the jerk was like it's i mean it's such a ridiculous movie too he's perfectly naive i mean his name is naven so and so so holds up then you say you liked it uh for me it does i'd be curious if like a younger person would watch it and because it it kind of it addresses racism it addresses like i i don't know he kind of goes through this world as a bumbling idiot and looks at the time for that time 1979
Starting point is 01:17:47 young people would view this movie if they would find it offensive or if they would find it funny. Yeah, I'd be curious. Yeah. I'll watch this with Tristan at some point. We'll see if it holds up. Right. Yeah. What's a phone book? And what's a... So the thing that happens after the phone book is a guy picks his name out of a phone book and decides to kill him. Yeah. Yeah. And then that causes him to go into hiding in a travel. traveling cardible and he's a he's a wait guesser and he starts a relationship with the daredevil motorcycle and he's never had sex so there's like this whole thing that and it's it's hilarious how does it handle or how does it how does it how's it handle because it's just in a modern day but
Starting point is 01:18:38 the stuff with him being raised in a black family does that translate okay is it or is it just heinous i think i think it does i mean because he's i mean the whole joke is that he's unaware that he's not black and he doesn't know how to dance and the family loves him and he
Starting point is 01:18:58 finds that he can the reason why he leaves the family is he hears something on the radio a song on the radio and that's what he starts to dance and so he goes to St. Louis because of that so it's like all
Starting point is 01:19:15 it's so like haphazard like the way that this kind of story is told it. And I didn't realize it was directed by Carl Reiner. Oh, I had no idea. Yeah. Carl Reiner, not Rob Reiner, but the dad. Yeah. Wow.
Starting point is 01:19:30 Wow. I did not know that. That's interesting. For him, that was going blue because he never did, you know, it was all like Dick Van Dyke showing stuff before. Right, right. I mean, he also directed summer school, right? Carl Reiner.
Starting point is 01:19:44 Yeah. Not Rob Reiner. Carl Reiner. Yeah. Summer School? I didn't know that. I didn't know that either. Wow. Wow. All right. That's mind-blowing to me. I like summer school. Wait, you're talking about the one with Mark Harmon.
Starting point is 01:19:57 Yes. Is that really? I love that movie. I like that movie too. That's crazy to me. Is that one? Yeah. There it is summer school with Mark Harmon. Directed by Carl Fing Reiner. What? that's a crazy bit of news wow next thing you'll tell me that Pepsi clear never existed that's crazy yeah I'm still trying to get you to believe that uh stover stove top stuffing oh my gosh dude that stuff stuff kills me um stove top ever ever since that uh what's his name on HBO that we all really liked
Starting point is 01:20:35 I think Nicole's the John Wilson John Wilson when he did all those package changes that killed me at the end of that episode he changed all those packages the third season is out by the way the third final season started. They're still going, right? They're still episodes? Okay. All right. I just watched How to Clean Your Ears, which is hilarious. It's so funny, like how he dives into like noise and yeah, it starts with him getting his ears clean, but then it goes into a wholly, totally different side topic, but it's connected to it all. Top three recommendals for me on the show. Top three. I love that show so much. All right, excellent. Check it out. The jerk. Netflix is where you're going to want to see that, I believe, right? Yeah, that's where I got the clip. Yep, Netflix.
Starting point is 01:21:20 Let's move on to Randy. Randy, what do you have here? I decided to rewatch a pretty serious film from a few years ago, and it just really captured me once again. Slice of Life, you're going to hear a character talking to another one. Oh, all right. I like those. Hey, Mr. Artunian.
Starting point is 01:21:42 Oh, wrong one. Sorry. This old one, huh? I don't remember that scene. Yeah, weird. It's almost like we just heard it. All right, here's this one. Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 01:21:54 Seriously, if you're going to be late again, you got to let me know. It was due yesterday. Yeah, that's right. It's due yesterday. Why is, why you got to count it like I'm broke? I just got to make sure. Gotta make sure what? That's the right amount.
Starting point is 01:22:12 It's a simple thing. I just counted it. I can't count. You think I can't. Can't come? I trust you. Do you? No.
Starting point is 01:22:23 You're going to put that in a? May I count it. May I count it. Good girl. You got your rent. Let me count it. Get out of here. It's a Dr. Osborne there doing his business.
Starting point is 01:22:34 It is. Yes. And he got an Oscar nomination for this movie. This is Sean Baker's The Florida Project. And it's one of those films that's like, not a lot of people saw it when it came out it got this one Oscar nomination rewatching it I was just amazed it's just it's just such a wonderfully shot film the whole thing is Sean Baker and a cinematographer walking around with a single
Starting point is 01:22:58 35 millimeter camera and they're just showing you a sort of underbelly like the seedy side of Orlando and it's mostly some kids that live in a couple of really low rent motels and they're just being kids you know they're just like living their lives and so so glad your audio clip just wasn't kids screaming because that feels like what what a quarter of that movie was for me there are a lot of screaming I spent hours trying to find an audio clip that wasn't that didn't include any kids screaming in the background but like that really sets the tone for how these people are living right like they don't ever really get from somewhere, you know, around them, there are unhappy people, you know.
Starting point is 01:23:48 It's just a, it's a tone movie. Like I say, it's really interesting to look at. I mean, if you, if you don't like how it sounds, you can like watch it with the sound off even. It's, it's just a beautiful little movie. Sean Baker, like, I don't understand how this guy hasn't been, you know, making more and better and more prestigious films. But Willem Defoe is the only star in the film that you know of, and he is fantastic.
Starting point is 01:24:18 It's really a very interesting role. And the movie has an ending that is just awesome. It's almost like you've got an hour and a half of a thing, and you find yourself wondering, how is this going to end? I don't understand how this is going to end. And then it starts to end in a way that you're sort of bracing for. and then the ending is something else. And it's just, oh, it's just, it will stick with you.
Starting point is 01:24:45 It's really, really beautiful. I heard about this Red Rocket movie he made. People seemed to think that was good. I didn't see it. It came out in 2021. It's rated pretty well. The only other thing I knew him from, I guess he's the creator of Greg the Bunny. That's where it starts for me because that show, that's just a silly show.
Starting point is 01:25:05 Oh, yeah. I used to love Greg the Bunny. I thought it was great. But yeah, it was like one of those, one of those, one of those, of those things, right? Where you're like, I wonder why there wasn't more of that. And I just,
Starting point is 01:25:14 everything, Sean Baker is done. I'm like, why is there not more Sean Baker? Yeah, and the main girl, the main little girl in Florida project, we just saw recently when we watched Cocaine Bear.
Starting point is 01:25:25 She's the, the girl that, the, uh, what's her face? Carrie Russell is trying to find her daughter, uh, that she's trying to find in the woods that,
Starting point is 01:25:35 uh, oh yeah, Brooklyn Prince is her name. She's great. Yep. She is great. She was great in this. Yeah, she was impressive in Cocaine Bear.
Starting point is 01:25:42 This film feels like you're actually watching actual footage of what these kids are doing during their day, unsupervised, at this seedy apartment building. But, yeah, it's hard to believe at times that they're acting because it feels real. I don't know why I didn't see this one. I like these kind of movies, so I'll check it out. There's some really good behind the scenes stuff. if you like if you watch it and you're really interested in it like the whole process of making this film is just fascinating you know and so maybe you should watch it scott and i think i will look into that where is it showing or is it streaming oh this was on paramount plus yes uh looks like
Starting point is 01:26:26 it's also on show oh gosh showtime and paramount the same now right they're now yeah they're now combined all mushed in there okay that's right yeah florida project by the way was the original name. When it was being built, when Walt Disney World was being built, they called it the Florida Project. Oh, I didn't know that. That's the Orlando connection there. That's why, you know, and they live very close to Walt Disney World becomes a very important part of the movie. Well, I happen to know that when they were building Crystal Pepsi, they originally called it Pepsi Clear. They called it Blue Harvest, actually, which is really, really weird. That's weird. I don't like that at all. Randy, sorry, interrupted what you were saying.
Starting point is 01:27:05 I was going to say that Disney World itself is this, like, hulking thing that's just over the horizon for this entire movie. You're out of shot of Disney World. And what you're looking at are these seedy motels where underemployed people are living and barely making it. And it's just that you can forget for a moment that Disney World is just down the street. And this movie just, it has a way of portraying that. It's just, it's magical. It's, it's movie magic. Well, it sounds great.
Starting point is 01:27:38 Check it out, the Florida Project now on Paramount Plus and or Showtime. If you have, looks, I just checked. I have Showtime only because I already was doing that before this change. And I don't currently have Paramount Plus. It's a little screwy. But it's also there. So if all you have is Showtime's app, you'll, you can get that there as well. All right.
Starting point is 01:27:58 Let's jump to mine. This is, I should say, was on Prime. Um, I don't, still is, but now you pay for it. Now you pay for it. It's a rental now, but, um, every once while, it'll pop up. I'm sure it'll come back soon. I, every time I've seen it, it's always been on some streaming service. Um, but I watch this and I'll play the clip and then we'll talk about it.
Starting point is 01:28:17 All you got is in tempted Robert. Oh, I don't know I'm dead. Uh, nobody's been hurt. Release the hostages. Nobody's going to worry over kidnapping charges. The most you're going to get is five years. You get out in one year, huh? Kiss me.
Starting point is 01:28:29 What? Kiss me. Kiss me. When I'm being f***ed, I like to get killed. Kissed a lot. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. You're a city cop, right? Rob in the bank's a federal offense. They got me on kidnapping. I'm rob. We're going to bury me, man. I don't want to talk to somebody who's trying to call me. I am and try to you. I don't want to talk to so flunky pig trying to call me, man. What's he doing? When do you get back over there? All right. You hear an escalating moment of Al Pacino going after everybody's favorite character actor Charles Durning. And a movie from 1974. called Dog Day Afternoon. And it's a fairly famous movie with lots of awards around it.
Starting point is 01:29:09 Sid Leight and LeMay helped adapt to screenplay and also directed it. Al Pacino and John Cazale, I think he's how he say his name. Penelvie Allen. Kazali, maybe. He's great. I think Cazali. That's how, what's his face from Devo? Pronounces it.
Starting point is 01:29:26 Yeah. You know him is Frito or, yeah, Frito from the Godfather one and two. He's great in this too. but anyway, Carol Cain's in it. Let's see, any other big names at the time. It's a long time ago. Lance Hendrickson? Yeah, in a very small, tiny little role.
Starting point is 01:29:45 He is so young in it. He plays Officer Murphy, not that Officer Murphy. Wait a minute. We got a little crossover with Robocop. But anyway, it is, I love this movie. And every time it's streaming, I try to make a point of watching it again because I just think it's really good. it's basically a bank heist movie but it's very complicated and the character alpuccino plays
Starting point is 01:30:09 who's heisting said bank is kind of a down on his luck ex-marine who's working with his friend who was also an ex-marine who's a little bit more unhinged than him to try to get this done without hurting anybody they just want what's theirs they feel screwed out of things by the government they're you know post-vietnam veterans uh kind of an ugly time for them all that stuff it's the 70s and it definitely feels like it but this movie holds the hell up it's very tense the dialogue's incredible I can actually I feel like I can
Starting point is 01:30:39 smell that bank because they turn the AC off to try to flush them out and that place there's just no way it doesn't reek in the middle of summer Charles Durning is it as a Durningness like he's just like you can tell from that clip he's like you half expect him to be like
Starting point is 01:30:55 Papio Daniel from his role on the brother or art thou had some of the times the way he talks but anyway fantastic movie very tense uh also uh i don't know it it addresses a bunch of issues i think are still issues today in society and um it's worth seeing and it's also very influential there's tons of movies about heists and banks and you know that kind of genre that this is you know responsible for i saw something a couple years ago like that john boyega movie that i recommended here forgot the name of it though but it was basically a kind of dog day afternoon i really
Starting point is 01:31:31 good one too. Did you mention that it's based on a true story that this is... Oh, I forgot to mention that. It is actually based on a true story. That adds some weight to it as well. But the acting is so good. This is a very young, non-hoo-ha version of Pacino. So you don't really...
Starting point is 01:31:49 So you're saying it doesn't address 83-year-old men becoming baby daddy's? Kind of. Kind of doesn't. No. If you were hoping for that, I got bad news. But yeah, it's great. And it's worth renting even. So if it's not, you know, if you've got three, four bucks laying around and you're like,
Starting point is 01:32:05 I would like to see a very good 1970s film. I think Dog Day Afternoon won't let you down. It's really good. For sure. It's so good. Not the jerk. And the jerk. You can see the jerk too.
Starting point is 01:32:14 Yeah, absolutely. Watch the jerk as well. See them both. Why not? The, uh, the character that they're, um, the reason that they're stealing the money, the character that it's going to for, for reasons that become apparent in the film, that's, uh, Chris Sarandonan who is Humperding, Prince Humperdink and, uh, the Princess Bride. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:32:31 no way. Oh my gosh, it is. Wow. Nice, nice poll. I did not. Very early. Maybe even been his first role. I didn't even notice that. That's crazy. Yeah, there's a lot of people you see later in other stuff. I want to say the bank teller lady who's so good in this. Penelope Allen. She's not, you know, she's not unknown. But if you've not been exposed to her and who she is, she's amazing. She's a really great actress. Anyway, it's good. Check it out, dog day afternoon. All of these movies will be listed up on QuickTMS.L.I. Thanks to Brian, who's already got them up there. There they go. Let's give everyone a chance to promote anything. Nicole, anything going on with the Wood Whisper or anything in your life you want to mention? Well, if you happen to be in the Missouri-Winsville area,
Starting point is 01:33:19 we're going to be opening up our shop for a wood sale on Friday and Saturday. Oh, fun. Dude, I would love to go to that. Is it all previously whispered, though? Like, is there any unwispered wood? So the idea is that since we have a commercial space now, Mark is able to buy large amounts of wood. And so he takes what he needs and then we, because there's really not a lot of places if you're into woodworking that you can buy wood. There are a few, but we have some really awesome sources that we can get pretty good deals on.
Starting point is 01:33:51 So it's basically buying his overstock. So this is all Mark approved and what he would use and does use. I love that. Sounds like fun. You can make it like a regular fun thing out of that, which is probably what you're going to do. Yeah, we don't want to do it on a regular because we have to film a lot. So the shop is normally closed to the public. But every once in a while we'll have these events. So this Friday and Saturday, we're going to do it from 930 to 3. Very cool. Go check out. Mark's Wood. Yeah. Wood Whisper.com for details if you're confused at all. Randy, anything you want to mention? We've got film set coming up. What do you think of that? We're watching the Boren Old Tomato. We're going to finish the trilogy. The Bored Old Tomato, I used to call it, because I thought that was funny.
Starting point is 01:34:36 Yeah, we're going to get to it. Actually, this got bumped once, so this is just getting back to it. And it feels perfect for, I know we're kind of done with hot action summer, but it feels like a great capper to what we've been through later. Yeah, it finishes it, closes out the summer. Yeah, technically we have 10 more days of summer, right, in the northern hemisphere. Sure. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:34:56 I don't know what's after this. What's after this anyway? do we know what our next thing after this is? I can tell you. I wonder if it feels fally or if it feels, you know. Yes, it feels very folly. It's Bull Durham. Oh, Bull Durham's very fall. Yeah. Let's play baseball. Let's do it. Oh, my gosh. Bull Durham, dude. I love that movie back in the day. I don't know how it holds up, but I thought it was great. Isn't it funny how you're like, I wonder how it holds up? Yeah. Yeah. I love that movie. Wait, it's not. Yeah, exactly. Because now we got to worry about saying, God, I love Baby Driver. I feel like, I can't Evan Spacey is this awesome. I think he's really going to go places.
Starting point is 01:35:31 Yeah, he's going to really, his career is about to take off. His interactions with the younger people in this film are just so good. Yeah, we don't basically. Yeah, for me, it's usually, for me, I still recommend you check out baby driver. Yeah. For me, it's like, when I wonder if something holds up or not,
Starting point is 01:35:46 it's almost, the things that almost always disappoint me are I was young, and so none of these nuances of what makes a movie cheeseball or something were obvious to me. But then when I see it when I'm older, and go, oh, and other exceptions of that. Like, Back to the Future, I think is a perfect film. And I loved it as a kid and I love it now. But there are plenty of that I saw when I was a kid where I thought that was the
Starting point is 01:36:07 bees knees and you see it now and you just go, like Last Starfighter. I love Last Starfighter in theory. But there's some stuff, man. That movie kind of sucks now. So anyway, that'll get me some emails. And it's a lot of fun. Like, we have been identifying those movies that haven't held up well, right? Yeah, that's part of film.
Starting point is 01:36:28 thing sure exactly because it sucks right like we've watched uh did we watch grease well i want you to know grease not hold up and you should not watch it doesn't oh no really yeah oh well that doesn't surprise me grease sounds like it might not hold up the what treatment of women in that thing or what is it yeah yeah oh yeah basically the main character has to change so that her greaser boyfriend likes her yeah that's right because that is the point of kind of yeah the pole point even even some a movie like the goonies I put it on, I'm thinking, this is a movie that me and my brother watched constantly after school. And I put it on for my kids and I was like, oh, oh, I guess, no, maybe I should take this off. Like, they're passing and they're like, I mean, it's fine.
Starting point is 01:37:14 But I just had a different view in my head of this movie. And when I actually watched it with my kids, I was like. And some of it's just cheesy. Like, I don't know. You remember the Inspector Gadget thing with Matthew Broderick? Do you remember that? I remember at the time, I saw it in theaters and went, that was in the 90s, 99, 98, something like that. And I remember thinking, this is pretty cool.
Starting point is 01:37:36 What a cool take on this. Like, nice job. You guys nailed it. Saw it more recently. That movie sucks. It's not good at all. And that was an adult when I saw that. I don't know why I thought it was good when I saw it.
Starting point is 01:37:47 Sometimes that'll happen. I will never forget the therapy session that was the four of us trying to talk about Revenge of the Nerds. My gosh. None of us had a clue that that movie. Oh, God. No kidding. Yeah. Yeah. That really did. Yeah. Yeah. So you do what you do and you make it work the best you can. Yeah. Well, there you go, everybody. Thank you all for being here and thank everybody at home for listening.
Starting point is 01:38:10 We'll see you guys soon. Both Randy and Nicole, bye. Okay. Okay. Brian, you know what that means? No, it means free cars for everyone. Look under your seat. You get a car and you get a car. Oh, I wasn't informed about that part. That's expensive. Well, sure. to get the key, you're supposed to tape the keys under the seats. Damn it. Shame. All right. Well, never mind. We won't do that. Well, all right, everybody. Next thing, someone's going to tell me that the documentary about
Starting point is 01:38:37 Scientology is actually called going crystal instead of going clear. It's called crystal going. Great. And Crystal Lake is Clear Lake. All my crystals and lakes. All your crystals and clear is are reversed. I really can't get over this one. All right. Real quick. Got a question that has come up a couple of times. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:38:58 we did the raw a ines or not thing yesterday, didn't we? Did we talk about this? Yeah, we talked about running this. Why do I have this up? Oh, I'm in the wrong tab. You're the wrong day. Yeah. Fantastic.
Starting point is 01:39:07 That's great, Scott. Good job. Well, then we're done. Because that most played yesterday's song. Oh, shoo. All right, we're out of here. Thank you all for listening. Patreon.com slash TMS is how you support the show.
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Starting point is 01:39:34 And a quick note, if you listen to this show via the mega feed, because I have a big frogpants combined feed where everything goes, some people like that, it's not for everyone. But if you use that and it's for some reason it starts to bork on you, I guess you won't hear this if it borks on you. Just in case you should, because the transition is going to take a few days. I put a fresh link to the to the absolute new destination link for it up on frogpants.com slash podcast. So if you are at all having issues, head over there, get the freshest link, and you'll be good to go. And I'll, you know, if I get emails, I'll answer them and tell them the same thing.
Starting point is 01:40:14 There's a whole thing. I'll explain it later once it's all. When the dust settles, you guys will hear the tail. All right. TMS will be the first place I tell it. Okay. Brian, we got to get out of here. I know that you got to hear it.
Starting point is 01:40:25 You got a bucket of songs. One of them's poking its head out. saying, play me! Let me reach into the bucket and pull out. This one right here, Rob said, Hi, Brian and Scott, I'm a long-time listener and seldom emailer who has never requested a song before, but seeing as I'm turning the Big Five-O on September 13th, oh shit! Let's party! I figure this is a pretty good excuse to make a request. Could you please play a cover version of the Bukaroo Bonsai closing theme for my birthday, please? I've always loved that movie and it's closing credits.
Starting point is 01:40:58 I found a version by Eric Chalain that seems cool, but if you have a really cool one up your sleeve, then please, by all means, surprise me. Thanks for all you guys doing for years of community and entertainment. Love the show, though. Rob, from Ontario, Canada. Diplomatic community. Exactly.
Starting point is 01:41:15 Love it. Can't say anything that ends with IT way without doing that voice. I don't know why I can. Anyway, happy birthday, Rob. Hope you have a great one. And the version you told me about is the best version I have. I had a couple that are just like parts of, you know, this group does movie themes and blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 01:41:34 If you're not, if you don't necessarily remember the Bucke Rubanzai closing credits theme, then you're going to love this because you're going to be instantly transported back to that scene where they're all walking through what appears to be the Los Angeles River Basin, one at a time being joined by, you know, Peter Weller, then Jeff Goldblum, then this guy, then the other guy, and then that guy. Anyway, here is. Eric Shalane and the Buckaroo Banzai theme. We'll see you guys tomorrow.
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