The Morning Stream - TMS 2532: Tantric Algebra

Episode Date: October 3, 2023

6 oz of bone. Van playing the field for presents. Stack everyone in Texas. Rip Torn, son of Tiger Torn. One Sitting, One Shitting. I Don't Like Vegan Speeeeeeeeeeeed. Cranky Pants. Not My Princess. Thank You Very Much, TYVM. Wall of Wines. You'll get NO XRAY Specs, NO Fart Gas and NO Lieutenant Yar! Let's go ride the Owmybumga! Kim watches porn at the library. Bandolier delivery method. Eff Dr Drew with Red Fraggle and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS is brought to you daily by the support of our patrons at patreon.com slash TMS, like Adrian DeWalk, Paul Rydlinger, and Charlie Varney. Coming up on TMS, six ounces of bone. Van playing the field for presents. Stack everyone in Texas. Rip Torn, son of Tiger Torn. One sitting, one shitting. I don't like vegan speed. Crank you pants.

Not my princess. Thank you very much, TYVM. Wall of wines You'll get no x-ray specs No fart gas And no lieutenant y'ar Let's go ride the Ow my Bunga It watches porn in the library

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The morning Good morning, everyone, and welcome to the morning stream. This is TMS for Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023. I'm Scott with Brian Ibid. Hi, Brian. Hello, Scott. Hey, man. Oh, I'm in such a better mood today than I was yesterday.

Yesterday was real dumb. Were you cranky pants yesterday? No, I was, a little bit. I didn't let it show on the show, but I was kind of cranky. And I had a really important meeting, which meant I was also nervous. and so the whole morning could have gone south it all went fine

but today I'm just feeling airy I feel a little airy Oh wow nice Like lighter than air Not gassy but lighter than air Yeah not gassy I was a little gassy yesterday funny enough

But Maybe I contributed to it too Yeah no I'm doing much better And that makes me happy Because you know what's better to do When you're in a good mood Than a morning show You know what I'm saying?

For sure It's a good time We're going to dive right in we got a lot coming up. Amy, you'll be here later with a book recommendation. I started a new book that I'll throw out there, let people know about if you're in a Halloween mood in particular. Oh, also, if anyone out there, including J.F., if he still listens to the show, I don't know, but if J.F. DeBoe is contactable, his book got, one of his books got a big shout-out from a source that I really like for book recommendations. And I wanted to let him know that he got

talked to that his book got talked about in a very positive way, but I cannot. get a hold of the dude. He's not showing up on Facebook. I don't know where to find him. Oh, I was going to say Facebook is usually where I hear from him. So I'm kind of surprised you're not able to track him down. I know. Maybe he blocked me or something. I don't know. I don't know what happened. I hope not. But if you're out there, J.F. Dubois. Send me a message. And I'll tell you what it was. I saved a screen grab of this thing and a link and everything. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Anyway, so that's all coming up. Plenty to do today. Let's start things off with a recommendation. So many times, Brian's a bit of a, you know, he knows all the cool spots in Denver, right?

You'll know a place and then you'll come on the show and you'll say, oh, we found this new place and added to the list of cool things to do when you're in the city and that sort of stuff. Well, I ran into one of those yesterday and I wanted to make a recommendation. So we had all of the, the sibling couples that are in town sort of here on vigil for Kim's sister. we decided, hey, none of us have done anything fun with each other since you've all been here. So why don't we go to dinner? Let's go to dinner, everybody. Let's an angel rest and get out of their hair and let's all just go somewhere. So we went to this place.

My daughter recommended that she goes to, I didn't even know, this is how much I pay attention. I guess her and Dylan do this place every year for their anniversary because they love it. They just love it. Well, special event kind of place. Yeah, she just loves this place. And I'd never heard of it, and I kind of would forget about it. And Kim and I never went on her own. So we went there yesterday.

It's this place called the Cliff Dining Pub, and it's in Draper, which is not far from where I live. It took us maybe, I don't know, 10, 15 minutes to get up there. And it is this amazing. Oh, I still have the feud overlay. Get rid of that. This amazing menu, really, really good food. prices are okay and not horrible

I'm always chicken to try new stuff like fancy stuff so I just tried their burger which they're kind of famous for and it was really good it was a great burger was it's one with the egg

dripping down the sides on the photo indeed it was wow yeah and it was real good we had Kim had the short ribs they were fantastic

I ate some of that because she had it there there was Oh, you get sushi? Look at that. Yeah, they got a whole crazy lineup. And this amazing location, the place inside has a really great atmosphere. They have these, we couldn't do it because it was cold, but in the spring and, you know, warmer weather, their outdoor stuff overlooks the entire valley.

It's just freaking gorgeous. Oh, there's a shot of that right there over the deck. Anyway, can't recommend it enough. Just wanted to throw it out there. Got a new one to put on the list. It's called the Cliff Nining Pub. the clip-clop the clip-clop you know in the clip-clop they got a whole you know i'm not a drinker but they got all the stuff you want the cocktails and the beer selections and all that crap sure um but uh

the old bar and a nice little wine selection judging by that the wall of wines yeah they had a winery wall it took me a second to figure out what i'm looking at there with that photo the one down let's see open that photo in a new let's see open the new tab here i get to see this photo because i can't i can't figure out what i'm looking at here the bottom is that the one yeah okay so interesting so it's um the colors the panels behind the bottles of wine we're throwing me off so they've got the bottles of wine kind of like almost in a what looked like a bandolier kind of delivery method oh i see what you mean yeah yeah yeah but if you open up that thing just in its own tab open up that photo it pulls it in full size and you can see so

it's colored panels behind the wines because it's really weird it look like um I couldn't tell what I was looking Maybe it is still Maybe it's still pull out drawer type arrangement I don't know I can't tell but these giant door I saw this while we were there These giant doors shut it shut it at night when they're done Yeah

Anyway it's very good And the service was amazing and I was surprised You know it wasn't I wouldn't say it was inexpensive It was like you know I think Kim's things I mean 35 bucks for prime rib That's good It's like you know

It reminds me of there's a a Landry's place out here. It used to be called Sims Landing. I think it's now called Sim's Steakhouse. And it sits on the, basically it sits on Green Mountain or at least the place south of Green Mountain that basically over, or north of Green Mountain that overlooks the city. So you get a window seat in the place and you're looking over the entirety of downtown, of Denver, downtown in the front range.

And it's a gorgeous place. Is this the one in Golden looks like? yeah here it is there's only one yes in steakhouse oh look at that yeah that's nice oh they have a similar wine no wall do they really oh let me see the yeah it's a little less broken up by the color stuff which i can't quite tell what that is but you can see the sideways like uh they feel like they pull out maybe like you know big old maybe yeah big old rack of wine oh man this place looks awesome too geez it's it's also really nice oh yeah oh that one's behind glass their uh their wall of wine. I'm seeing the photo you're

looking at here. Yeah. This place looks great. They're great. And another incredible view, and it's all part of the Landry's Oh, and their prices are pretty good, too. Yeah. Similar kind of thing. They do, I don't know if they still do it. Yeah, they do still do it. An incredible Sunday brunch. Like,

this thing is known far and wide. It's 45 bucks per person. It's not cheap. 37 if you're a senior, 20 if you're a kid. Yeah. But seafood and And, you know, all your basic brunch stuff. But then they've got, like, a dude who's making omelets for you, you know, pancakes, waffles, carved prime rib, all that stuff.

That's like a, that's like a little special event kind of, hey, let's do Sunday brunch kind of thing. Sounds like a fancy getaway. It is a fancy getaway. Here's a question for you. They have a ribeye and a bone-in ribeye. I've had both at various places. But the difference in price is 20 bucks or more than that. 29, 29, to 28 bucks difference between the ribby.

What are the weights on them? Oh, that must be it. 16 ounce versus 22. That's why it's more. Yeah. I was like, am I paying more for that freaking bone? Like, what's the point? Hope not.

Yeah. But, I mean, it depends. I mean, if it's 16 ounces of bone. Yeah. Yeah, good point. But again, that meat right around the bone is always a little bit more flavorful. I love the meat around the bone. Yeah.

So good. The bone in strip. By the way, I'm sure six ounces of bone will definitely be one of the show titles today, I'm sure it will. The six ounces of bone? Do it. Get in there. Make it happen, you guys. Six ounces of bone.

No problem with that. All right. Yesterday, Brian reminded me of a thing that I wanted to talk about today we talked about it. Cool. Let's talk about it. Because I've been curious about the, you know, you got super excited about wanting to talk about this thing. yesterday when I mentioned it. Right.

Now, people are used to, and I think maybe you got one is why it came up. I can't remember why it came up. Remind me why it came up. What happened? Yeah, because I got this stupid Amazon toy catalog, the most useless waste of paper. When you're known for being an online store and that you can go and look for anything you want online,

having a printed thing that is a catalog that you send out that basically just goes, flip, flip, flip, flip, yep, that's all the stuff I know that you have online, recycle bin. Yep. Immediately almost, right? Yes. Very rarely is that thing going to sit around very long. Well, here's the insidious thing that Amazon is doing right now. And full disclosure, I like Amazon.

We use it a lot. Yeah, sure. I pay for Prime. It's fine. Okay? I probably get, you know, at least one or two things a week from Amazon with a smile on the box. Yeah, same here. Sometimes it's upside down, though, and I don't know why. Makes me nervous.

Because you're opening the box upside. Yeah, that would explain it. But anyway, so. So those things that come for the adults to peruse, fine, throw it in the bin. No big deal. They're now sending out, and I don't know if they didn't do this for a long time. So correct me, someone out there maybe got these before. But this year anyway, we got, and so to Taylor.

We got a little kids one. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. That's the one we received. This is four children. Yeah, with stickers in it. Oh, shit. That's the one you got? Yeah, that's the one we got.

Let me tell you what happened, because this is where it's in. insidious. You and I see that and we go, eh, throw it away. Yeah. Van got a hand on it. Yeah. Went into the living room. With a ballpoint pen with a sharpie. He did. He had a crayon, actually. It's funny you say that. He had a crayon. A red crayon sat on the couch and then proceeded to go,

Nana, come here. And then Nana would come in. Kim would sit next to him. He'd say, I want this and this and this. And he would show her. And then she'd leave. Mom, come here. She came in there. He's four. She sits down and he would point out all the things to her that were in addition to what he already showed to Kim about things he thought were cool and that he wanted for this for this Christmas. He proceeded to do this with everybody in the house and at one point I was talking to somebody so loud I couldn't hear him calling me. He comes out, grabs me by the hand. Pops, pops, come here, come here, come here. Takes me in the living room, sits me down and has me look at this thing on his lap.

Amazon knows how kids are going to be when they get this freaking thing and he just sat there and made, planned out his entire holiday plan, you know? Yeah, yeah. It is, you know, 100%, it's not for us, Scott. It is for them, and it's a way, it's basically a pick one from column A, two from column B, one from column C. It's just, you know, Amazon clearly doesn't know that our son is 26 and doesn't live with us anymore.

That we don't have grandchildren or small nieces or nephews that come over. Yeah, you kind of waste. it on you guys, but I think it's, you know, I say insidious, but it's smart if you're trying to, you know, because kids, they don't know the Corpo nightmare structure all this is. They just know that a real big, cool, flashy thing is on that page, and that's something they want, and there's a neat little book that shows you all the things you want. Those dollar signs don't mean anything to them. They don't know. Oh, and I think a lot of those things, if I remember correctly, when I was perusing the toy

catalog, looking for everything, Spider-Man. I don't remember actually seeing dollar signs. Oh, do they not have prices? I don't think they had prices. That's even worse. Even worse. Like, it is, it's like the Jillians or the Dave and Busters of toy catalogs because, ooh, want that, want that, want that. And you never, ever sing a price.

Yeah, that sounds right. Anyway, just crack me up because he was just like, this is the greatest piece of bound paper, collection of paper I've ever had in my lap ever. and most years he doesn't this is the first year he's given a crap about Christmas last three years he's too little doesn't understand why everyone's making a big deal out of it kind of gets handed something opens it smiles and then

pushes it to the side doesn't really get it this year though four four year olds they start it sinks in it's like oh it's the jackpot and you know they've been saying this in the chat and I totally did this as a kid too like the Sears catalog would arrive I'd go to that back

third that back quarter whatever it was that was all toys and I'd sit there on the floor in the living room and basically do exactly the same thing where I'd be like oh yeah want that want that want that yeah that's true I used to I even did this with comic books I would jump to that page that had all the stupid uh gizmoses on it before I would read the comic oh the really the um I'd still read the comic I'd still read it right but I would jump to the end and go all right let's see fake bar fake poop page that has the x-ray specs and the fart gas and the whoopi cushion and all that stuff. I was like, I got

to see what they got now. It was at all. And it was usually the same. It never changed. But I just thought, well, maybe there'd be something cool in here I could get that I can't get at the keyhole or whatever store I was going to. And then I would go back and read the comic and enjoy the comic for what it was for. But I think there's an age you hit where

you kind of have us, right? Then Amazon knows that. Of course, they know that. Why wouldn't they know? Walmart knows that. Sears knew that. Everyone knows it. Yeah. They know but they know exactly what they're doing. Yeah, it's a very old school brick and mortar method, but I guess I just wasn't in a position to see Amazon do it. When my kids were his age, you know, when Taylor was four,

that would have been, what, 98? I don't, I think Amazon was just barely selling books in 98. Yeah, yeah. That's all they did? Yeah, yeah, I remember my coworker, a guy named Scott Brenner, who actually worked for me in the support department for a while and he was all proud that he got this like thermal little thermal thermal mug um from amazon the bookstore because um he you know in their first year he'd bought a bunch

of books and uh they said hey we want to thank you here's a thermal mug oh wow i wonder if you still i would hang on it forever i would keep that forever yeah yeah uh because i think it like it probably said amazon bookstore something like that yeah and that guy's a judge now by the way he's a he's a your honor oh my gosh you're real? Wow. Yeah, for real. So how, wow, that's a fast career from, from being a support guy working for me to being a judge. Yeah, I like to think that I got him on his way, but I've had nothing to do with it. Here's what you hope. Next time you get jury duty, you hope it's him, because then he has to recuse you. You can't be there. You know, right? Oh, that's a good point. Yeah. Can't know the

judge. Can't make that work. You know, what, our justice system wouldn't work in small, smaller, Or like, let's say that we, the way we look at the world right now, it's 8 billion people or whatever it is now. Well, what if it was only 8,000 people total? Imagine a planet where earthlings only make up 8,000 humans. That is right. And then that means it's only going to be America is like 300 people. So you would know, everybody would know everybody.

Yeah, it wouldn't work. It wouldn't work. No, because it's all this big space. Like, you'd only know the eight people who live around you, you know, your giant tracts of land, the quarter of the state you live in that you now own. Yeah, you're right. It's exactly right. I also heard a stat yesterday that I still don't quite believe, but maybe it's true that all, if you took every single person, in the, what was the phrase?

Was it in the world? Crap. I don't know if it was all 8 billion people or not, but there would be enough room. If you organized it right, I mean, it would be pure nightmare. But if you organized it right, there's enough room in the state of Texas alone

to fit everybody. So you could put everybody in the world? Everybody, I think it was world. But now that I say it, that's a lot. Eight billion's a lot and I don't know. I thought he said world, but I can't remember now. But there's some weird stat where if you just look at,

you know it may be even like you know a jail sale sized living quarters it may be something as small as that right but there was a way to cram everybody into one just right into texas was right in the middle there possible i don't know someone out there knows this and ride in and tell us yeah i'm sure america says sounds possible just stack them yeah stack them up do like they do in hong or whatever you got going that's right just put them on top one right on top of the other you can totally do it. I thought the world's highest, the most expensive place to live was going to be either the U.S. or, uh, somewhere in Europe or something. It's Hong Kong. I had no idea. Oh, really? Yeah. I would have guessed like Abu Dhabi or, um, uh, uh, Monaco or someplace like that,

you know? Yeah, I did too. And it was because, Hong Kong's the most expensive place to live. Yeah. It had something to do with the fact that they're, they're kind of locked in terms of, there's no place to do anything new so everything's going up right that's all those high skyscrapers and those things often have two or three people stacked in one room as three separate spaces um well i wish i knew where i got that it was wild absolutely wild how expensive yeah Dubai i'm sorry that's what i meant by obadi abdabia as uh Dubai yeah Dubai is probably pretty expensive yeah Dubai obadi is opulent but it kind of sucks as sunburn why is that wow i wonder why It's beautiful when my Apple TV is flying over it.

Yeah. I really enjoy Dubai. Yeah. The bird's eye view is very nice of Dubai. Yeah. Watching one of the Fast and Furious guys drive a car up through some building was cool. And then watching Tom Cruise jump off one. Tom Cruise suction cup.

Yeah, that was fun. Yeah, that was fun. That looked like a nice place to live, except for the giant sandstorm that wipes everything out every, every few hours or something like that like that sure they get full down for on that thing you get full full uh full fury roadstorm there whoop i said it again there it is folks on here no there it is mad max zero day since we last mentioned it there we go yeah uh anyway i thought that'd be fun to mention here's a quick thing um we got a request a text from a listener ty vm he's been around for a while you know that's thank you very much oh that's weird i rewrote it so that i wouldn't so i would say it right

and not screwed up and try to pronounce it because he sent it lowercase TYVM is one word. Do you think that's what he meant? Was just thank you very much? Is the usual abbreviation for W. Well, shit. All right.

So whoever this says, I don't know your real name. We were going to call you Tivom. Sorry, Tivom. Hey, Tivom. Here's your deal. He said this. Can you please make a bumper audio clip of Brian's AI Tina voice saying,

thank you, Brian, but the princess isn't another castle. Good news. Thank you, Brian, but the princess is in another castle. I did it. I made it. Excellent. Yeah. I don't know what that means or why why he asked for that. I mean, do you want to I don't know. I don't. Why would you say, I'm sorry, Brian, but

the, how did it go? Hold on. Thank you, Brian, but the princess is in another castle. I understand the reference. Is that the actual phrase? Is it thank you Mario, but the princess is another castle or is it it? Princess. I thought there was more of that, no? No, I think you're right in another. I think you're absolutely right.

Yeah. Okay, let's find the quote. but our princess is another castle. For some reason, I might have been saying that thing wrong. I always thought she said sorry, but... I thought so, too. Okay, yeah. But I think I may be wrong. It is thank you.

Yeah, thank you, Mario, but our prince... There's a screenshot of the page right there. Yep. But our princess isn't another... Boy, I say it wrong every time. Our princess is another castle. Yeah, this is one I have... She's not my princess.

I didn't vote for her. There's a great meme where Princess Peach is leaning on the shoulder of the other princess, what's her name? The Redhead from Donkey Kong, Daisy. He's leaning on her, giggling going, he's not even in the right castle. I like that, me. That's pretty good. Well, anyway, we don't know.

It's another reminder that I need to watch that. It's been on streaming on, you know, on Peacock's streaming for like a month and a half, and I still haven't watched the Super Mario movie. I haven't either. I meant to. I want to. Yeah. I want to as well.

I think we even have, you and I have like 4K versions. sent by a friend or something by a secret complex friend you know we do we absolutely yeah a rip yep uh we'll call him rip torn and uh we'll call him rip torn and uh he sends us cool things thank you rip torn who was a better rip rip torn or rip taylor oh shit probably rip torn because the torn yeah but you know rip torn had some issues oh he definitely had issues like as far as Rip Taylor was just always, like, gong show, throwing confetti running around with his cheesy mustache. Yeah, that's true. And if you're, so if your thing is like, who is the better human?

Maybe drip Taylor. Rip Torn, no, that's just a badass name. Rip Torn. Like. Rip Torn. It is a badass name. It's, yeah. I like it when the first name relates to the last name, except in the case of Dick Trickle.

That one is a bad example of, uh, uh, And his real name was Elmore, Rural, Torn, Jr. So, Torn is his real last name. Huh. The Rip was his... What was the rest of the name? Elmore. Elmore, Rural, R-U-A-L, or Rual, Rural.

I don't know how you say that. So, so Rip Taylor's real name was Charles Elmer Taylor, Jr. So I wonder if Rip, was Ripp a, somehow, a shortening of Elmer or Elmore? Oh, maybe. Is that a... I don't know. Let's see. Rip...

He was... This is funny, dude. So, Rip Taylor was born in 31 in Temple, Texas. He's the son of Elmore Tiger Torn. His dad's name was Tiger. Thelma Mary Torn was the mom, but she didn't have a middle name or a middle, a cool nickname. I can't find, I can't find origin. of Rip, but that would be funny. Kind of like how Jack and John are somehow the same.

Yeah, right. Yeah, do you? And on their gravestones, do you put Rip, Rip Taylor? Right, right. Rest in peace, rest in peace, Torin. Exactly. That's fantastic. Anyway, let's move on. We have news. Yeah, let's move on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's news. There's news. We've got to spread the news far and wide. Let's do it. That's the wrong thing. I don't watch the news. Yeah, you don't. It's the news, and it's brought to you by.

Brought to you by Soundography. We talked about this show a ton, like months ago it feels like, certainly weeks ago. Finally, finally, it's available for listening. It's probably going to be one of our most controversial episodes of Soundography yet. It's all about the band Kiss. Why does Brian hate Kiss so damn much? Find out by listening to Soundography.com. And I don't really hate Kiss that much. Well, that was my question. Is this a real, is this an admission of hatred of Kiss? Or do you not? really hate kiss i guess i don't really hate kiss but i i hate aspects of kiss yeah i greatly yeah yeah i like the the you know they're groundbreaking you know you cannot argue with their their ability to promote and market themselves and yeah some of their music is really good and catchy and awesome but when you start listening to the rest of it the songs that didn't get on

the radio. It's pretty bad. It's pretty bad. We got Team Jibbitt in effect here. I completely agree with this. Okay. All right. Good.

Yeah. And I've been to, I've been to the town and back with Kiss. I've been to concerts. I've bought a bunch of their shit. I had their dolls for a while. I love that weird TV show. I still have their damn dolls. I have them over there in the other room right there.

I'm not going to introduce them to the spice girls. Not a chance. No. Hell no. You love them, spice girls. You don't want to introduce. You don't want Gene Simmons in the same. I don't want my kiss stalls to take them out of the box and have their way with them is my problem.

I feel like after listening to all the kiss music, I know exactly, you know, it's all about getting into the box, the kiss songs. Oh, yeah. I want to keep those spice girls mint and box, if you know what I mean. Yeah, I know exactly. That's really just what I meet, mint and box. Yeah, mint and box is exactly what you mean. Yeah. Yeah, don't let Jean.

Also, it's a good way to get a yeast infection. Yeah. Gene should not be near anyone. That's my take. Yeah, yeah. Take him out of the picture. Gosh, yeah, keep him, keep him far away. Yeah, Paul Stanley, you know, he seems all right, but Gene Simmons, F that.

I'm glad he quit. Peter Chris, what's his deal? And that, the space man, oh, man, when Gene Simmons was a third grade teacher, which is always the big trivia you hear about him, I always think, well, aren't we all glad that he didn't hang around and keep doing that? I'm glad. I don't know, because maybe that, you know, that kept him in check for a while. while. I kept him, uh, maybe it was until he left that and decided to become a rock star that he, you know, he went off the deep end. He may not have had that, he may not have had that in him until he became a, a rocker. It'd be fun to talk to someone who was a student in his third

grade class. Yeah. I'd like to talk to someone who was a student of, uh, Sting. Oh, Sting Todd. I didn't know that. Sting was a teacher. Yeah. What was it? What was his, uh, Gordon Sumner? His teaching. Mr. Mr. Mr. What did Mr. Sumner teach? Do we know? Uh, let's see. Uh, uh, let's see that's a good question i love love this i love it when teachers are like i'm going to help the next generation of people be educated oh i gotta be a rock star

elementary english from 1974 to 1976 wow all right tantric algebra tantric algebra oh geez tantric algebra here's a theorem that'll last

three hours do you think uh wait when did a whole don't stand so close to me. It feels like it's a like there's a little bit of, it's not just about Lolita, but it's about, you know, maybe personal experience or something. When did he

found the police or co-found it? Do you know when that happened? I think he's 70, mid-70s. So probably while he was. There's a little crossover there and things took off or whatever. I would believe it. Yeah. Yeah, I could see that. All right, well, let's get to the story.

We got a Canadian in the news. Kahneda! A Canadian man 8, 135 Carolina Reapers, you know, the peppers, the hot peppers. Yeah. In one sitting. Let's see what they define as one sitting. And one shitting is waking what that would be for me.

And he got rid of them in one shittings. Just right through me. Thank you. Yep. One sitting, one shitting. Burn in, burn out. Canadian man ate 50 of the world's hottest chili peppers in a record breaking six minutes and 49.2 seconds. I'd call that a sitting.

That's pretty short. and then went on to eat 85 more, so 135 total. Vegan speed eater, he's a vegan speed eater. Spadeter, I like to say. Vegan spadeter. Vegan spedeter. Mike Jack is his name. That's cool.

Forget about ripped horn. That's cool. Yeah, Mike Jack. It's like something that helps your car and broadcast at the same time. Yeah, I love it. Mike Jack took on the Guinness World Book of Book of, world records for the fastest time to eat 50 Carolina Reapers, which averaged 1.64 million Scoville units per pepper.

Yeah, not total. That's per pepper. That's hundreds of times hotter than jalapeno peppers. Jalapeno. I don't think they stack. I think once you eat, once you eat the first one, really, your mouth is just on fire and you just kind of keep eating, right? It's not like, like, oh, my third one increased the heat by three, and the fourth one,

increased eat by four. I figure it's like, you know, once you eat that first one and your mouth is flaming, it's really just a time issue. It's just getting the rest of it down. Because your capacity is maxed, right? Yeah, exactly. Your ability to feel whatever that is, the pain or whatever is already at whatever its maximum is. So it doesn't matter. And the trick, by the way, with those, like if you're eating hot wings and stuff like that, try not to let it touch your lips like like open your mouth like get get uh get the the the uh hot wing meat with your teeth and keep it away from your lips because your lips are going to feel the sensitivity a lot more than than the inside of your mouth you can you know sure you can get by with that but if they get if

it gets on your lips that's where that's where it's pain have you ever done one of these contest things i have not but uh i've borne witness to uh both my crazy neighbor and my son doing the Quaker Steak and Loeb Hot Pepper or Hot Wing Challenge. That's a famous one. And getting the T-shirt and getting their picture

on the wall of flame. So same day they did at the same time? No. After a crazy neighbor did it, Tristan said, I could do that and he did it the following weekend.

I was happy because it meant I could go to Quaker Steak and Loub a couple times in a row and that place used to be really good. We used to have them in Denver. No more. No, they're not there anymore.

No, no. No. They used to be. They used to be on man versus food all the time. I'm sure they were. Yeah, that place, I don't know. I don't know how it didn't survive because it's so good. Yeah, it always heard good things.

We never got one here, but I always heard they were good. Well, so this guy, he finished his 50th pepper. Oh, I was going to say, I've never done one of these either, but my wife did that one in that place. And she became, they had a wall, and they had it separated by gender. So the wall was like, here, all the. women who have accomplished it here are all the men who have accomplished it or no it was one no that's not what it was it became kind of about gender because of what kim did but basically it was one wall and it was like a wall of flame kind of thing and there was another that's what it was

there was another wall that was all the failures people who got halfway or couldn't finish or whatever and it's a lot of the wall of shame kind of thing that's horrible like to to make fun of people who couldn't do it I agree it seemed a little egregious and they all look like were crying, even though they're not, just look like that when you're that, when you get hot. The tears streaking down their face, yeah. But it was, but it was this badge of honor for a while because while that place existed, I don't think they're around anymore.

Kim was the only woman on their wall to ever do it. Wow. Yeah. Wow. The only one. But she was weird, man. We took her out that day. She did it on a dare from one of Taylor's friends.

This is the kind of side-momming she used to do. And she got into this mode. I've never seen her like this since or before where she went Tunnel vision Focus, yeah Didn't talk to anybody, didn't say a word Just went 888

Didn't say anything, didn't say anything When she was done There was a time limit I'm guessing There was and she got the time limit And then when she was done she sat back And they gave her the milk and the stuff And she drank some of that But she wasn't going

Ah, rah You know we're talking or any of that She's just like this stoic thing And the whole way in the car On the way home Same thing stoic face didn't make a thing and i asked her about it later i'm like why were you doing all that she says it's the only way i could do it i had to compartmentalize the entire experience

like some kind of zen thing where she had to be outside of the box and and watch it happen sort of thing i can't do that shit are you kidding me really because i'm starting to get an idea for tms business 24 oh no the worst part about this show is every everything we talk about has the potential of ending up on the streets of Vegas. Exactly. It's like, Florida, man, does something incredibly horrible and dangerous. You know, we could do that for TMS Vegas. Oh, man. We'll have to see.

I just found it out that's Carter. I told, well, I didn't find out. I knew this, but it didn't strike me until yesterday that it's Carter's birthday that week, that literally that day. Oh, that, yeah, the first, I think. Yeah. So I think we're going to try to beg her to come and then everybody can give her a hard time while she's down there. Oh, for sure. I've been trying to get Tristan to come to those too, so.

Oh, that'd be fun. And then you could have our progeny. Yeah, and they could score something, Brian. They could stand on each side of something with score cards and do the old. Tristan hated that. Did he? Carter didn't like it either. Neither of them liked it, but I think we could make him do it, you know.

Carter has a question in the chat room. Dad, what's my birthday? Oh, shit. I thought it was the, Carter, if that's your birthday weekend. You've got three choices. I'll tell you that. You've got a 33% chance of getting it right knowing the dates that we've got our event.

Well, it's clearly not May 1st or else. Clearly not May 1st. So really now you've got a 50-50 shot of getting it on the second guess. How many days are there in April that month? Well, I'm not going to tell you because that'll help you too much. All right. Her birthday is April 29th. Is it?

Is it? Yeah, we have to wait. We have to wait. Oh, I love this. Let's see. Worst dad ever. Thanks, Claire. Come on, Carter.

Where is it? What is it? Confirmation. I'm waiting for it. She just said, wow. Well, I don't know what that means. She said wow. It's not.

Is it the 20th? It's the 28th? 30th? I don't remember this shit. Oh, man. Kim reminds me as we get closer and then I do stuff. That's how it works. That's terrible I know.

It's in my calendar. It's like phone numbers. I don't know Kim's phone numbers. number. I don't know her. My wife's number. It's just in my phone. So I never know her number. I just know that I have it. Yeah. Tristan was ready to give me some shit. We were in, uh, when we were in Vegas at that magician's, um, magician's study. By the way, again, could not recommend that thing more. Even if you're just kind of like, yeah, I kind of like magic. Even if it's like, yeah, I kind of like it. Um, go, get some tickets and go see this thing. You've got to get on their mailing list to get

tickets and then request them. And it's like a whole, it's a whole, it's a whole, whole thing, but it is 100% worth it. I say that because I'm not the one who actually procured our tickets, but 100% worth all the effort that somebody else went through so that I could attend. But when I got called up on stage to have a knife thrown at me, the magician was talking to me and said, oh, is that, do you know the person you're sent next to him? He's like, yeah, he's my boy. He's like, oh, that's cool.

How long have you two been together? I said, his whole life. He's my son. He's like, oh, okay. So we've been together 26 years. And I kind of look at Tristan and like, it's 26, right? Yeah. Yeah, you got to, you have to be sure.

See, I always remember that. I remember her year, you know. I just don't remember dates. That's Kim's job to do that. Well, anyway, it'll be fun if she goes. I hope she'll go. There's no reason for her not to go, except our dogs, but we'll figure that out. Yeah.

It is nice having. You can find somebody to watch the dogs. Yeah, we did that in... You know, you take Taylor's dogs all the time. Taylor's dog all the time. Why can't they ever take your dogs? Well, she hasn't had a dog and... Oh, really?

Yeah. I thought they had a dog. No, they found a friend who took Izzy when the baby, when Vam was born in 2019. Oh, because Izzy wasn't dealing well with the baby, right? Yeah, so no, they haven't had them for like four years now, three years, three and a half years? But you're still not wrong.

you know right exactly because we still did do it a lot you're right yeah but now they've got a new baby excuse like now the van's four it's like they can say all right well yeah you guys could take the dog now but uh but now that they have a new baby oh the baby defense the baby defense re-enabled yep reactivated yeah turn that switch right back on yeah well anyway this guy's okay he lived he lived uh he said the initial i'm not suggesting by the way that we eat carolina of Reaper Peppers. I'm just saying maybe during our live show, TMS Vegas live show, maybe we

have a hot wing challenge or something. We could try something. It may wreck us. We'll see. There's a lot of time between now and then for us to come up with something better. Yeah. We'll see. We'll see what we do. Give me enough gummies. I could probably eat your wings. We'll see how it goes.

He by the way said the second one, the second pepper didn't seem so bad. And with each one, it gets hotter and hotter as the pepper's touch new places in your mouth. Really? Yeah. Okay.

So first one, crazy. It's funny because that's kind of the opposite what I was saying. I'm like, okay, but I guess so. Like as, it's really just as you're chewing, the capsaicin works its way into other places in your face. Oh, gosh, dang. That sounds awful, doesn't it? The way you describe it. Just squeezing little capsacin particles.

Like right there into every pore and everything like that. Oh, TV's Travis says, uh, He'll do a Hot Ones challenge for us. Oh, that'd be fun. Actually, I'll talk to you again post-show in our meeting today. I'll put in the notes. But I had an idea based on something that Travis said yesterday. Oh, right.

He and I were talking to Discord and came up with an idea. And I'm like, oh, this might make a thing for TMS Vegas. Okay. All right. The ideas are flowing, baby. Yeah. A woman in Disney or went to Disney and had a real problem. So she's now suing them over what she called, or what the,

news is calling a painful wedgy after riding a water slide now oh yeah this is way well i mean there's only one there no use there too there all right it's way worse than a painful wedge but we'll get to that i don't know why they keep headlining it as a painful wedge and that's all it was because that sounds like a frivolous lawsuit oh i had a wedge i'm gonna i'm gonna sue you it's way it's way worse than that but anyway the most magical place on earth was anything but for a woman in florida according to a lawsuit filed yesterday anything but oh i see what they did i don't even think they did that that. I think, because they would have put B-U-T-T, I think. I think that would slip by.

Either that or the, yeah, the writer was like, I bet I can get this in if I'm real careful. Yeah, maybe, maybe, okay. Disney World has yet to use that slogan on its resort gates when Emma McGinnis visited the Typhoon Lagoon Park in 2019. But the tagline, where dreams come true, proved just as questionable when McGinnis's suit claims, she suffered severe injuries on the humonga, cowabunga slide. it's right there in the name the humonga cowabunga I agree

you ever been on that no I've never been to Typhoon Lagoon that's the one that's down in Florida that's one of their their bazillion Disney World parks and uh so it's like California adventure in California

but it's like a little add-on right like an add-on park or whatever like connected yeah it's like it's right not as like it's just specifically a water park got it um not as opposed to like it's basically um you know them absorbing a wet and wild and turning it into a disney thing yeah that makes sense um mcginnis says she was celebrating her 30th birthday with a ride on the aquatic attraction

a five-story drop into a pool when she became airborne she was slammed down uh downward against the slide according to the complaint she said there was so much force of water uh that her clothing was forced between her legs in a quote painful wedgy unquote and that water was violently forced inside of her. Oh, my God. Into her and into tunnel one and tunnel two. I regret saying. I regret saying.

Yeah, I don't want to say any of that ever again. The pain continued after landing in the pool and as she stood up, blood became rushing from between her legs. She was hospitalized for permanent bodily injury and vaginal lacerations. It added the complaint further stated that her bowel protein, protruded through her abdominal wall in a hernia. See what I mean about being... I've got a really good idea for TMS Vegas.

Oh shit, don't. No more idea for Vegas. The intake valve must be turned off right now for any more of Vegas I guess. We're going to ride the... We're going to find the Al-Mai Bunga slide in Vegas. Al-Mai Bunga. Oh, I shouldn't laugh. No, no, it's horrible.

She's okay now. okay now. I think so. I mean, they say permanent bodily injury. I don't know what that means, but she's looking for 50 grand and damages. After hearing the description of everything that went down, I no longer, A, it shouldn't just be called a painful wedgy, hello. That's way underselling this.

It's such a, like, it's such a understatement for a headline for the Huffington Post, which, man, I mean, geez. Yeah, and there's a whole thing That ride treated her like a prison bitch, is what the headline should be, basically. It did indeed.

And had no remorse when it was done. Because of their particular anatomy, the risk of injury for a woman says her lawyer is far greater than it is for a man, which is stated in the complaint. They're seeking 50 grand. I actually think this is maybe a fair lawsuit. Yeah, for sure. If this is what your ride does to somebody, whatever the mitigating circumstances are. Yeah, exactly. And 50 grand is not a lot.

A permanent bodily injury, you know. Yeah, and 50 grand is nothing. That's nothing. Reconstruction or something. Yeah. And here in America, 50 grand for whatever. Power washed off her body, basically. Exactly.

If you're going to skin a woman alive, 50 grand's not a lot of money. And Disney, you have plenty. So help that lady out. Good Lord. Exactly. Jeez. One final story here. Auto technicians in the news.

That's a fun thing to say. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to be my own. an auto technician today or tomorrow and replace my front brakes and rotors on the kiosol of love. So not just pads, but brakes themselves? Well, the brake pads and rotors. Oh, okay.

What is the rotor? I don't even know what that is. That's the disc that the brake grabs onto in your car. That you put the pad on. That you put the pad on, exactly. So that's the thing that rotates around with the wheel and the, well, no, you put the pads on the brakes on the inside of the brakes. calipers. But there's this disc that sits between the pads. The pads come together, grab the disc, the rotor. Right. And, uh, you ever done these before? First time? Nope. Nope. Yep. First

time. You'll just. I've done break pads before. I've never done a rotor, but, but I totally watched a YouTube video, so I totally can do it myself. Yeah, I've played, uh, auto mechanic simulator 2018. I know what's up. I know how to do a rotor. It's really, I mean, You know, if you could replace, the pads apparently are the more difficult part of it. I looked at it's like, oh, it is really just unscrew these things, put the new rotor on, screw it back in. You might need an impact screwdriver, but that's about it. These are good man points, though, that you get for this. You get good man points.

Heck yeah. I had, so the only man points I get for car stuff is I've done oil changes. I've done oil filter change, obviously. well you've done the oil change where you get into the car and like drip out all the oil into a pan yeah i did that a bunch of times with my dad i've never done that see that's cool for me 2999 at the jiffy lube is a fine price to pay to have somebody else do that totally this is my dad going i'm cheap so get under there boy that was that yeah but six hundred dollars to replace brakes and rotors uh that's that's it that's like that is a lot dude that's like

that's you know i'll be done in 45 minutes or an hour maybe and you're going to spend what 60 bucks or something on hardware yeah yeah if that i'll yeah i mean the the new rotors cost 120 for the pair um break pads i have a lifetime warranty on the set i got so those basically i've already paid for and i just get new ones anytime i need them so yeah yeah you got that this is going to be a breeze for you exactly well uh speaking of other auto tech technicians, they found an eight-foot boa constrictor inside a Ford Focus, of all things. Oh, geez. Yeah.

It's kind of a small car for a big boa constrictor. A technical or a technician at Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. A car dealership got the surprise of his life when he opened the hood of a Ford Focus and found an eight-foot serpent inside. That serpent said, eat the apple eve. No, not really. Beach automotive technician Tony Galley, Gali, something like that, was getting ready to work on the car in a non-snake-related issue. it says here that was an actual quote from the local news i think this this article writer wanted to make sure he wasn't accused of a cheesy line yeah right exactly that's not my joke that

somebody else's but it but you know he's also saying that it was a fix that was not necessitated by whatever this boa constrictor was on in or around right right like it's yeah non snake related that's right this is my favorite part and this is why I love the U.S. South because this stuff can still happen

how they dealt with it was they got a local snake wrangler named Russell Cavander known as the snake chaser he was called in to remove this massive

albino boa that must have been shocking big white snake in there no kidding anyway if you see a white snake in your car you're obligated to shut the hood get on the hood

and then sing a white snake song that's correct or just phone Tony Coutain who will do it for you. She'll totally do it for you. I think she's like $30 on a cameo to get her to do it. So if she was in that video, right? Yeah.

Okay. Was she also, she's also on the cover of the rat album I thought was awesome. Oh, sure. Okay. Same girl. She was just, her whole life was, let me hang around hair bands. Right?

Kind of. Yeah. Or be in the movie Bachelor Party with Tom Hanks, you know, Tom Hanks' love interest. Yeah. Wife to be in Bachelor Party. Yeah. RIP, I guess.

She died last year or something. Oh, 2021, yeah, sure enough. Or a couple years, yeah. Anyway, he says, I have found many things under hoods of cars, possums, squirrels, rats, even some snakes, but never an eight-foot albino boa constrictor. It's a pretty interesting morning, said the guy. Well, I agree.

Yeah. Also, I think boa-constrictors are cool, and I think albino snakes are also cool. Actually, I think albino everything is cool. Yeah, yeah. You know? Agreed. I was not raised.

think albino was something like if a person was an albino person and other kids would tease them I would go why are we doing that this is like having an alien right exactly yeah I want to defend they're like they're like so unique why would you want to ruin that yeah you know because you're never going to meet another one I don't think I have I knew a kid in junior high who was albino never known anyone since why would you want to blow that yeah I've never uh to my knowledge never known someone an albino

is that the calling them an albino that just feels like it does seem weird it's like saying ginger yeah yeah yeah I don't like it I don't like it

I don't like it but you know a person a person of albino disset exactly a person with yeah what's the phrasing you know what I'll just call

him a person wider than me somehow how about that there we go exactly somehow they're wider Catein was with O.J. Simpson for a year while he was married to Nicole Brown Simpson. No, I did not. I'd forgotten if that came up, and I'm sure it did come up in the, you know, during all the kerfuffle.

That's something I don't remember. During all of the Cato-Kalin talk, apparently, I missed Tani Cotane being with OJ. I had no idea. My only real long-term exposure was that rat album cover was on my wall, and I thought she was a haughty in it because I was young and stupid. And she was pretty, but, you know, I was just a horny teenager, whatever. I mean, yeah, there's nothing stupid about finding an attractive woman attractive. No, that's true. But the only other experience was like that Dr. Drew rehab thing. I remember she was on that. Oh, right, yes.

She was a real mess on that. She did. Yeah, she went through some rough, rough times. I'd forgotten about that. Yeah, it was bad. Anyway, let's move on to a break. Let's take a break. take a break when we come back from this song break we will welcome to the show one amy robinson

aka red fraggle she's here for read this and we're excited to hear what she's brought apparently it's a real as as i've been saying lately a real humdinger oh excellent oh can't wait ever since bull durham i can't stop saying humdinger i think amy also has some things to say about dr drew by the way oh which i'm curious i'm curious to hear i am very curious to hear about other than other than those times I listened to Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla and Ricky Rocket Was that a guy's name?

Who's the third guy? They had a third guy for a while. Yeah. Wasn't there the whole time, though. I think it was a briefer. I thought he was, I thought he was. I thought... It may have started like that was his show,

but Drew and... And Carolla took it over. Ricky Rackman. Rackman, that's it. Wasn't he a rock and roll dude? Ricky Rackman? No. No, I think he was.

just uh he was just there really to answer the phones and be snarky when you know uh dr drew answered people's questions yeah and apparently poorly according to uh amy which we'll find out let's get to our let's get to our uh india in the middle here yeah why not and uh oh he was he says he was an mtv guy oh headbanger's ball host not a rock like oh rickie that's why oh yeah he's the host and he and he seemed like he seemed like a guy that wishes he was in rock and roll but instead he was a host of a show that's okay yeah i'd forgotten about that i just didn't think he'd been like an actual band member or something sure sure um hey let's go let's go to chicago scott and uh a band called la rosa noir um these talk about your your interesting combinations we like

the surf music right um we like you know dick dale and stuff like that what if we made it a dark dark dick dale i like i like dark the triple d the triple d yeah the triple it's my favorite triple d sorry uh fieri i like true that this triple d's more fun this is much much more fun triple d but don't worry we can see your triple d anytime we want just by turning on the food network um this is a brand new single from la rosa noir it uh combines dark and dreamy surf tones and heavy heartfelt lyrics brand new single is called red motorcycle just a single no mention of an upcoming album but i'm sure it's coming. Here's La Rosa Noir. One day I was walking up on the world.

And so there's a great and everything else afraid and everything else. And my body told me I look at you're good. You see, you've got some why this song exists This is because of me Playing the pictures in my head I'll never know I've been about

I'll send about I'll send away again when I told I was I'm my balance

I'm I'm I'm looking I don't care I don't care you don't want it to Rastal the rest of the rest of my own Please don't know

Oh yeah Rest all, that's around Waze on all around Waze on Oh! Oh! I don't know how can you know how can you understand I love to buy a little bit.

The people who are the people who use asbestos. Cement Siding, report with satisfaction. I placed the wiener. And we're back, everybody. Tell me who that was again. Sure, that's the band Dark Dictdale. No, it's not. That's the band La Rosa Noir and their brand new single Red Motorcycle.

Nice. So I'm looking up Ricky Rackman just for funzies. Yeah, yeah. Looks like he's doing all right. I don't think I ever know what the guy looked like. Like, the only headbangers ball host, I hate to say it that I knew, was Adam Curry. Oh, oh, the, like, VJ type. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm trying to think. I think I kind of likes downtown Julie Brown for a while. Oh, I mean, but she wasn't Headbanger's Ball. No. Oh, did Adam Carolla? I didn't know, or not Carolla. Adam.

Adam Curry was Headbanger's Ball, I thought, yeah. Oh, all right. I didn't know that. I felt like I only ever saw Hembaker's ball toward the end and then some of that MTV, yo MTV Raps business. I saw some of that. Yeah. Kevin Seal from 8788.

Adam Curry from 88 to 90. Ricky Rockman from 90 and 95. Vanessa Warwick in Europe only. Jamie Jasta. Jose Meng, none of these names are doing anything for me. No. They're not really working.

No. Oh, okay. So here's the timeline. August 93 to January 96. Rackman co-hosted the radio advice program Loveline with Dr. Grupinski before being joined by Adam Carolla in 95. So 93 to 95, it was just Rackman and Pinsky.

Just the two of them, and then they brought in Corolla. Then it says the trio hosted it together until Rackman decided to leave and pursue other ventures in January of 96. And from then on, I think Loveline was just those two chuckleheads. And that's where it became big. It's no shade on Rackman.

Yeah. huge long list of host of this thing that I never even heard about. Stryker. Don't remember anybody

Stryker. Michael Catherwood, Catherwood, Simone Bien, Amber Rose, Chris Donahue. Oh, yeah, the more recent stuff.

So Corolla was, so 05, when did Pinsky stop? 2016. So the one commonality was mostly Pinsky. Yeah. But since then,

2016 is Amber Rose, like you said, Chris Donahue. And then the show existed from 83 to 93. So 10 years prior, it was hosted by a guy named Jim Trenton. Jim Trenton, huh.

Wow. The creator of Love Line. No one gives that guy any credit. No. It's weird how that works. Nicknamed the poor man. Well, well. Yeah.

Sounds about right, doesn't it? Yeah. All right. Red Fraggle 3 in coming. Yeah. We're waving her in. We're letting her know she can land. That's right.

Flag her in. with our glowing batons of flagage. Of flagage. One of the things that I enjoy also is reading. Well, well, well, it must be that time of the month. Welcome to the show Red Fraggle 3, aka Remy up. Ramey Robinson. I don't have that kind of time of the month anymore.

Oh, that's good. That's good. I don't think it's fair that you guys had any of that. I don't think women should, men don't understand. Every month women have to have, like my, I don't want to give stuff away here, but my daughters, my wife, whatever, you'd see them being like pain and stuff every month. I'm over here going, woo, I'm just a man.

I don't have to worry about this shit. I don't think that's, I don't think that's fair. It doesn't seem fair. And then when you guys have kids, you got to go through so many things with the kids. You got the swollen feet and the weird blood sugar and the strange, this and that. And then you've got to push a human being out of your body. See, I don't know, Scott. It is so difficult being a cis wife.

mail sometimes, I swear. Yeah, will someone please feel for us because it's hard. Please, please, come on. Bless your little punk and heart. It's so hard. Oh, man, that's coming from a southerner. You're in trouble now. That's right.

Yeah, when you're blessed my heart from that. Well, it's good to have you here, Amy. I know it's been a while since we've talked. So you had something to say about Dr. Drew before we got into this? Oh, my God. Dr. Drew is a misogynistic victim-blaming prick. Oh, my God. I have nothing nice to say about this man.

So, okay, I'm not going to, I'm not going to spend too much time here. I'm not going to dive too deep on this, I promise. But anyway, you guys know, like, in 2011, like, worst year ever for Amy, you know, so my sister was killed. I had reporters, like, beating down my door. And, like, and then again, it happened, you know, at the, you know, when the trial happened when he was actually arrested and all that stuff. And the Dr. Drew Show was one of the people who wanted to interview me.

However, like, it, it, it conflicted with 2020 and it was just, it was a, it was a mess. And then they, you know, it was, it was, it was impossible to schedule. With the 2020, the program, not, not, uh, not the future, yeah, not the future year. Yes, 2020, the, the, the news magazine program. Yeah, yes, exactly. Thank you. Um, so anyway, I was glad that the timing didn't work. out because I heard the piece that they did about my sister and they were horrible. Like Dr. Drew's

talking about like, yeah, well, you know, don't fight in front of your kids. And because like all the stuff that came out, you know, with my sister's case and everything, a lot of it is very sensational. There's a lot of like really raw audio because that's what he did. He would rile her up and he would gaslight her and and just verbally abuse her. to the point where she would get so frustrated she'd start yelling and then he would push record and then you know like it was typical shit right

and so and like so Dr. Drew is talking about like oh don't fight in front of your kids like as though it was like that was the both of them doing this yeah and then like one of the women on his show I don't even know what her name was but she was a co-host of the show

like they played one of the clips from my sister like literally saying you know like get off me get the F off me you know like because he's physically holding her down and you guys know like my sister was my height but like a third of my weight okay like she weighed like 90 pounds soaking wet and this dude she was married to was like scott's size right so big big dude and little bitty woman and she's like screaming for her to you know for him to get off of her and let her out of the room and all this stuff and this co-host of dr drew and i hold him responsible it's his freaking show

she said you know oh my god listen to her i want to strangle her myself oh my gosh dude that makes you want to murder somebody i i i because i had the you know the scheduler's email because we were trying to work out me getting on the show and i was like f you guys don't ever call me again i'm glad i didn't go in your show you guys suck like i was so angry that is the most that's horrible horrendous thing you could say oh my god that's horrible yeah i mean look i i have a of the firm opinion that any time someone is a doctor and their main way of making money is doing shit on the air, whether it's TV or radio, I just automatically don't trust it. And I don't know why I feel that way.

I just don't. Well, you feel like their goal is for ratings, for money, whatever. It's not their first and foremost goal doesn't feel like it is to help patients. No, it feels like a complete breakage of the, of the, what's the thing? your oath Hypocratic oath Privilege or yeah The Hippocratic oath

So it's like It's like him, Dr. Phil Who's not really even a doctor, right? No, yeah, Dr. Oz Dr. Oz All these guys don't trust any of that shit None of it just comes I hear it and I go

Uh huh I don't care which way they lean I don't care who they're rooting for I don't give any I don't care It's just all I know what you're doing I see where your money comes from F right off That really pisses me off

So thanks for sharing it with us Yes Katrina's Carousel has it right. She says, Dr. Drew needs to go down that water slide from the news story. That's great. That's great. An uncomfortable wedgey. Let's do it. Let's get it. Fair ass naked, too. Yeah. Well, let's get to, let's get the books. We got, I know you have a recommendation. Before we get to it, I want to throw one out that I've barely started, but I just think it's a good one to recommend real quick for anyone who's trying to get a Halloween, a little piece of business on. Somebody recommended to me a book called The Haunted Forest Tour. And, uh, it's a It's a fiction book about a, here's the short of it, it's out in the middle of the New Mexico desert on an occasion, for whatever reason, this all happens in the prologue, a giant five

mile in diameter forest jump pops up out of nowhere. And by popping up, I mean literally shooting through the ground, killing people, destroying homes, wrecking this little small tan that happened to be in the middle of it, just created this huge forest. and now it's there. Years, years, years later, they figured out it's haunted with all kinds of supernatural creatures. This all sounds kind of dumb, but the way it's written, it's done really well. And they build a Jurassic Park-style tour through the thing so that you go through on these very safe, little enclosed trams,

but you can see absolutely wild, mythical creatures everywhere trying to get into the tram, but they've built it in such a way that they can't get in. And then, of course, something goes wrong. That's the whole idea. It's been really fun so far. So if that sounds like a good time, go check it out. It's The Haunted Forest Tour. All right, that's my, oh, I should say who wrote it.

It's written by Jeff Strand is the name of the author. It's on Kindle Unlimited. So if you have that, it's free. If not, it's like 14 bucks or whatever. And is on Amazon and all that stuff and it has a really good review rating. So anyway, check it out. That's The Haunted Forest Tour. Oh, that sounds awesome.

Thank you. I am like actually. trying to keep track of my oh that sounds interesting my tBR list if you will i had i had kind of just a a loose nebulous mental one floating around in my brain and now i'm actually like writing it down and keeping track of my tbr list now i have it has been as well i've been ever since your segment started actually is about the time i started being more serious about that and and and that's how i grabbed this it was like i heard somebody mention it i went oh let me jot that down and then went and checked and said, oh, it's free for me because I have unlimited.

And I'm completely hooked on it. And it's such a great little Halloween read. So, so yeah. Thanks, Amy. Hey, Amy, you're partially responsible for it. I'm glad that you mentioned that because I wanted, I thought about it. And I was like, dang, I really, it's October. And now I only get, you know, one a month.

So, you know, I was like, oh, I feel like I want to do something scary. I feel like I should do a, I feel like I should do a Halloween thing. But I'm too excited about this book. You can always do like your main book and then have a couple little side things like, oh, yeah, also check out this and also pick out that. I can put all those on on quicktms.com. So if you ever decide to do that, just let me know. And I'll put them all on there. Yeah, I thought about that too, because there was another book that was actually recommended by Wendy. And I, so I'll go ahead and just mention it here as well. And we can put it on,

I'll send you the link for it. But yeah, it was Wendy mentioned it. It was called You Will Find Your People. And when she mentioned it, I was like, ooh, because, you know, I, too, I have always had a hard time with making friends and making, like, actual close connections, right? Like, because, you know, your friends, friends are the people who, like, they don't run away when bad stuff happens to you. They're the people who run toward and say, hey, like, come let me help you, you know? And I haven't really had many of those. And so, like, I've got my husband and, you know, and I love all you guys. And so I'm like, I'm, you know, but it takes time.

It takes time to build those connections. So when Wendy mentioned that book, I was like, oh, that sounds like, and it is, it's a really good book. And if you do audiobooks like I do, it's read by the author. And again, you know how I feel about like authors reading their own stuff when it's nonfiction? They're just talking to you. And she very much is just talking to you. And she's very relatable. and there's also some bits in there that are like bonuses for the audiobook listeners that

aren't on the regular book. One of them was called like letters, I wish I could write my friends. And it was hilarious. It was like, she was like, I wish I could have like a form letter that's like, dear friend, you're being a giant dick, which just made me laugh. So anyway, but it's really good. Lane Moore, by the way, is the author. Lane Moore, yes.

Lane more and I've added it to Quick TMS already. So it's already there. Nice. Awesome. Yeah. So that's my little, my little aside, you know, my side recommendation. So just to kind of further that recommendation from Wendy. So, and thank you, Wendy. So that's awesome. I do have you, Claire, but like, I know, but, you know, it's different. Like, it takes time. Like, I do. And I love, I love you guys. I do. I love you, Claire. And I, you know, I love all my TMS friends. And I, you know, But, you know, it takes time to develop actual, like, deep connections where it's, like, the person you can call at two in the morning when you're having a panic attack or something like that. Absolutely. Yeah. There's different levels of it and it takes time to build that stuff. That's absolutely true. Yeah. We can't do it overnight.

Uh-huh. All right. Let's move on. Like a lot of people, I kind of missed that boat. Like, a lot of people develop those friendships, like, when they're, like, in college or their early 20s. And I kind of missed that boat. You know, I had a, you know. Long story, but I was in the category of, eh, these people aren't actually great for me during

that period of time. Well, now here I am an adult with no friends, you know, so. Well, a lot of the friends I had then, I thought were friends I don't barely talk to. So, you know, it's like when you're in high school, they couldn't be more important to you, these people around you. It's like, oh, these people, what will I do without these people? I can't believe we're graduating. It's never going to be the same.

No, we'll never leave each other. Ah, that was a bunch of horses shit. Of course you do. You barely see any of them. I have occasional Facebook interaction with somebody you went to class with once. But none of those people I thought were so crucial stuck around, you know? And I guess I didn't either to them. So it's just kind of, that's just life's weird the way that works.

Anyway. Yep. It's, it's time, time marches on. But so speaking of this week's book, I have had a vast non-zero number of people recommend me this book. even down to someone at DragonCon came up to me and handed me like a bookmark, which had a bunch of jokes in it that I didn't get because I hadn't read the book. And now I'm like, oh, my God, this is actually really funny having read the book now. So, yeah, so with that in mind, here's the clip I have edited it for time.

So if it's from the sample, because I don't want to be spoilery. But, you know, I wanted you to kind of get the picture of what's happening. in a brief enough time to play it on the segment. So, there you go. Here it is, enjoy. The transformation occurred at approximately 2.23 a.m. Pacific standard time. As far as I could tell, pretty much anyone who was indoors when it happened was instantly killed. If you had any sort of roof over you, you were dead.

That included people in cars, airplanes, subways, even tents and cardboard boxes. well probably umbrellas too though i'm not so sure about that one in seattle we didn't have too much snow that night but it was well below zero which was unusually cold even for january i was outside and i was wearing boxers a leather jacket and a pair of pink crock sandals that barely fit me i was also holding a crying scratching, squirming, and spitting cat named Princess Donut, the Queen Anne Chunk. She was a tortoise shell Persian cat worth more than I made in a year.

My ex-girlfriend called her Princess Donut for short. I just stuck with Donut. He has an interesting affectation to his voice. Yeah, he really does, but I've hooked in totally because of that place. I like it. Right? right so okay so picture if you will i i get this email that forwarded from scott from a listener

ray ray right is who who sent us the email but i've had numbers of people recommend me this book it was not like ray ray was just like the last person who sent it and was like i finally i was like okay i hear you guys i will read this book and uh and so i had had a drive up to nashville uh to go visit my son, right? And it's about four hours. It's not a terrible drive, but it's long enough to where you need something, you know, you need something nice and long. So I was like, cool, I've got this audiobook. The night before I was set to drive up there, I just had terrible insomnia. I couldn't sleep. And I was like, okay, cool. Well, I've got a new audio book. I'll go ahead and just turn it on. And, you know, then if I sleep through it, I'll just start it over in the morning,

no big deal. And then I was not prepared for the Patrick Warburton cadence. of this guy. And I'm just like, I'm sitting there, like, trying to sleep. And I'm cracking up at this guy who's talking about, like, I've been boxers and a pair of pink crass. You know, I mean, like, it's hilarious. Does he do this the whole book? Is it pretty consistent? Yes.

Yes. He does it the entire book. That is his character's voice. And so the name of the book is Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Deneman. And is narrated by Jeff Higgins. Hayes here. It is absolutely it is a popcorn book. If you know,

if like there are, you know, there are popcorn movies where it's like it's not something, it's not the Shawshank Redemption, right? It's not like winning any best picture words or anything like that. This is not, you know,

winning a Pulitzer. Right. But it is just ridiculously entertaining. It sounds like it. Yeah. Yeah. It's great. Like,

picture, it's giving like a lot of running man kind of things. like where it's like this apocalyptic game show. Yes, exactly. And yeah, and it's just, it's just fantastic. And, you know, so yeah, you could see like he's there in his leather jacket and his boxer shorts and like that's, it's great. It's really highly reviewed.

If it gets adapted into a movie or a series, better as something animated or better as something animated or better as something live action or better as a video game. Like, I get video game vibes from the description of this. I would love to see this as a video game. Like, if I could play as this guy or, yeah, I don't want to give it away. But if I could play as either him or one of the other main characters, oh, yeah. I mean, I'm looking at the cover. The, the goblins on up, chasing him down on the cover.

I mean, they're straight out of Warcraft. Look at these guys. They totally are. Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, so that's the premise of the book is essentially like every, as you heard, like, everyone who was indoors at that particular moment in time was instantly killed. And then this sort of PA-style loudspeaker announcement comes on and says,

hey, everyone who survived that, you've got an hour to get inside a dungeon. But then after that, the dungeon entrances will close forever and never open back up. And then you'll be on your own and you can just fend for yourselves. out in the wild where there's, you know, and where you have nothing because we've destroyed everything. Good luck, you know. And so, and he's there and it's sub-zero temperatures and he's in his boxer shorts and a pair of crocs because he went outside to go get the cat.

Yeah. And so he's like, okay, I don't have a choice. I have to go inside. And so now he's wandering around in this dungeon and it's literally like a dungeon crawl. There are goblins. There are orcs. There are elves. There are all that kind of stuff.

And it is so much fun. It's so much fun. This guy, Carl, is, apparently he did a stint in the military, like in the Marines, I think. And so he's got, he's got some skills and whatnot, but he's not, he's not the sharpest tack in the box. But he's, he's so much fun. Luke Sightwalker says, you know, he prefers full cast narration as opposed to a single person. I could have sworn that there were other people in the cast because this guy has such, yes, he has such a, what's the word I'm looking for, starts with a V.

Versatility, yes, such a versatile voice. And I think they also, with post-production, I think they also went in with, you know, some after effects to kind of, you know, give his voice. some other effects and things but yeah I could have sworn that there were other people reading it with him because it's amazing it's so good and I'm so

now so I'm I'm in my car right and I'm driving along and I'm not kidding there were multiple times where I had to pause it and I was just like what is this book what oh my gosh and I don't I don't want to tell you guys anything because I don't

want to spoiler it but there are times when I was just like as soon as I realized what was happening based on the narration. I was just like, oh my God, it's that. You know, and I'm just like cracking up. So yeah, I don't want to give anything away because it's all just laugh out loud, hilarious. Well, here's what is funny. And I didn't do this on, well, you and I did not connect so we didn't have, they didn't plan this. But this book was in the same list of books that I, that I discovered the forest haunting thing. The same guy was recommending this for the same reasons. He's like, it's like, you want, you're looking for some good Halloween

recommendations? Here's my list. And he read off like, I don't know, 10 books. And these two are in this list. So we must have been hooking up there somehow in the space, in, in outer space. I don't know what that means. I just made all that out of. But that's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. And I have that one written down. I didn't even realize this is the one you were bringing. So that's, that's awesome. Oh, yeah. It's, I, I devoured it. Like I said, I, I happened to have like, you know, two four hour long drives right back to back. So I was able to really knock it right out. But I'll tell you, it's a series,

the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. So this is just the first book in the series. And I immediately downloaded the second one. And I'm in the middle of the second one now. Also on Kindle Unlimited. If you're like me and you prefer reading from a page because I fall asleep in audiobooks for some reason, I don't know why.

this one's also free right now there's a whole there's a whole bunch of these that are perfect for this time of year that are just like right in that little zone and I really like Kindlelin Limited if you haven't used it before

they have so much good stuff in there it's not always your top seller New York Times just came out this week from some famous author you know like a Stephen King book or something but tons of great independent writers and small stories big stories that you just didn't know about before

and great apocalyptic horror stuff It's just great. So I highly recommend that. And depending on where you live and what the library services are like where you live, a lot of times you can get a lot of ebooks, audiobooks, anything like that for free from the library. You know, there's a service called canopy spelled with a K that a lot of library services like will allow you to, you know, sort of borrow digital media that way. And so, you know, if you've, if it's not.

not if you don't have unlimited and the book you want is too expensive for you just buy on kindle maybe try that that as an option you know because man libraries are cool they're not just the place where you go and get shushed by a lady's also not a good place to uh to uh to uh you know go and watch pre porn on the internet on the machines that yeah don't be doing that i would recommend against that Kim does this though every every week or so She goes to the library and grabs books. Oh, books. Okay, good. Yeah, not porn. Sorry. Yeah, I should have.

I led into that wrong. She gets lots of books, no porn, as far as I'm aware. Anyway, Amy, awesome. This is a great. This is a good recommendation. Go check it out. Dungeon Crawler Carl is what it's called. It's available now. Also up on QuickTMS.L.I. And while you're at it, look at some of the other books available this month for that. And let us know your recommendations.

If you have something, you know, spooky or scary or whatever, let us know. We'd love it. Yeah, yeah, bring them on. Amy, let people know where they can follow you while you're huck and clay all over the place. Yes. So I was actually going to say, I'm going to try and do some kind of pottery stream today. I think I'll probably just be wedging a bunch of clay, but I'm not really sure yet. But, yeah, I want to do a stream this afternoon.

So that'll be at YouTube.com slash at Redfragel 3. You can also follow me Red Fraggle 3 on TikTok and threads and all the other places. I also, real quick, I want to plug real steps because it's time to sign up for real steps. I do real steps every time. So, you know, y'all come on. It's going to be very, very fun. So you're in this next round, eh? Is that what you're saying?

Yes. Oh. Hi, I'm in this next round. Amy's a fun one to have in there. So that's straight from Wendy's mouth. Wendy likes that. Wendy's so awesome. Wendy is pretty great.

So cool. We'll have a great time and we can't wait to have you back for more reading recommendations. Thanks, Amy. Thanks. Bye. I'm removing her from group. Okay. All right.

So only the listeners will notice this, but I found my first MacOS Sonoma bug. Would you like to hear what it is? Oh, really? Okay. This happened yesterday and then I did it again today to test it and it totally did it again. so now I know not to do it. But you know how you probably have a folder somewhere that just has tons of stuff in it, just like a big unending folder of like art or, you know, whatever work you're doing,

whatever it is. Folders upon folders. I have a freelance folder that's got all my clients and all the stuff I do for them, that kind of thing. Yeah, like a big beefy one with lots of directory stuff. Gigabytes and gigabytes of stuff. Yeah. And I can, I know this is a Sonoma thing because I did it all the time prior to Sonoma and it was never an issue. but when I'm streaming and I open my big folder to like find a file I'm looking for

or something like that it will take us down to about 300 KPS oh god uh you know for for oBS to keep pumping out video it takes it down to a crawl you guys go silent for a second uh and freeze and all I'm doing is display I'm not even searching I'm just displaying the Just displaying the folder. And as soon as I exit the folder, no problem. So it's probably, it may even be an OBS bug. I don't know. Something with the way the file handling works.

Because nothing else slows down. My resources don't go really low or anything. My RAM stay, stay. All that stuff's good. It's just this one weird little thing. And that's what we do. We hear on the front lines of content creation, we test these OSs to their maximum so that you don't have to, Apple.

We take the hit for you. We take the brunt. Yeah, we do it just for you. Yeah, the bullet, if you will. We take the bullet. Yes. We take the bullet. Anyway, don't take bullets.

Let's get out of here. Quick note, check the Discord four times on this because Tanner, a good pal Tanner Goodman, had an idea. And his idea was to set up and schedule a couple of kind of Halloween-themed movie nights. And they're up there. They're already scheduled and ready to go. They're not mandatory, obviously. If you can't make it, you can't make it. But they are mandatory.

You must be there. You must be there. We're kicking you off the Discord. But they'll be in a... I was looking in the Discord for when this is, and I couldn't find it, actually. So I'm glad you're bringing it up, because... Let me pull it up real quick, and I'll tell you... Because I want to know.

Oh, I thought they were already in events. No? Maybe he moved something around. They were yesterday. Hold on. Maybe I'm in the wrong thing. Oh, I am in the wrong thing. Okay.

So if you go to events at the very top, there'll be one pending. Oh, okay. Horror movie marathon, August 27th, 5 p.m. Oh, gotcha. Actually, one event. Okay, there is. 5 p.m., horror movie marathon, propel you into the spooky weekend.

Lots of movies. We'll be streaming and so on. Everyone's welcome. We're going to do like a stage, and it'll just be a movie up there running. We won't have any commentary that way. We're not annoying people that just want to see the film. But the chat room will be open.

Everybody can hang out and have a good time. And I think it's a great idea. That's a really good idea. It's going to be a lot of fun, yeah, for sure. So check it out. Discord can be found if you're not already in our Discord. Go to frogpants.com slash Discord. It'll get you right in. There's no, no limits, no doors, no keys to open any locks.

You just get in, okay? We make it easy around here. That is going to do it for today's show. Big thanks to our Patreon and patrons on the Patreon for being patrons. We appreciate it very much. Patreon.com slash TMS is the primary fuel to which this airplane takes off every day. So please head over there today and support your favorite morning show. All the reasons, too, are there.

That is going to do it for today. Brian, we probably shouldn't leave unless we do a song because I feel like they expect it. It's kind of a requirement. I'm okay. I'm okay with this requirement. And this one is the day, the day it is, was requested for it. Yay, I think so. Oh, no, it wasn't.

This was from last month, but I never got to it, so I'm doing it now. Sure. The berm, B-I-R-R-M, we know him, wrote in and said, Howdy Scotch and Bourbon. that's a frequent one for scotch and bourbon because it's perfect yeah it's a good one uh just want to send my friend rev across the seas with a fun song of course i forgot to put this in so it's late but hey hopefully he's behind on listening could i get a tiger blood and have a great one signed the berm oh my gosh tiger blood tiger blood you have your charlie sheen clips uh still in there for well let's find out tiger blood do i have that here let's try Right. Big Master Tiger?

No, that ain't it. How about this one? We're going to have to spank the little tiger catch. No. That's Tony the Tiger. Nothing is cooler, sexier, and more significant to the world we live in today than a tiger. Oh my gosh. So it might be under Sheen.

Let's just try that. Because it was Charlie Sheen, right? Was that the thing? It was Charlie Sheet. Yeah. Rumor hazard you killed a man. No, I can't find it. I don't think I have.

You know what? I think this isn't that batch of stuff that I never got. It could have been the ones that, yeah, that got lost. Because it's old. That was like 2011. Tiger, tiger blood. All right.

Anyway, the song that the Bermwanda request for Rev is the boys are back in town by the high kings. This comes from the album, Grace and Glory from 2016, a song covering the Thin Lizzie song, The Irish band Thin Lizzie. Anyway, here are the boys who are back in town by the High Kings. Guess who just got back today? They're wild-eyed boys that have been away. Haven't changed, having much to say.

For man, I still think them cats are crazy. They were asking if you were around, how you was, why you could be found, told them you were living downtown, driving all the old men crazy. The boys were back in town, boys were back in town, the boys are back in town, the boys are back in town Boys are back in town, boys are back in town, boys are back in town Boys are back in town

You know that girl that used to dance a lot Every night she'd be on the floor shaking what she got Man when I tell you she was cool she was I mean she was steaming And that time over in Johnny's place Well this girl got up and she slapped Johnny's face Man, we just fell about the place Because that girl don't want to know, forget her

The boys are back in town, boys are back in town The boys are back in town The boys are back in town Boys are back in town Boys are back in town Boys are back in town Boys are back in town Just spread the word around

Guess who's back in town? Friday night they'll be dressed to kill Down at Dino's barren grill Drink will flow and blood will spill And if the boys want to fight, you better let them That jukebox blasting out my favorite song And nights again warmer, it won't be long Won't be long till summer comes, now that the boys are here again.

The boys are back in town, boys are back in town, the boys are back in town, the boys are back in town. I'm not even to know I'm going to be I'm going to forget to be that that's ta ta-ta-tah-da-ta-da-ta-da-da-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-da-da-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-da We'll be da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ha-oh.