The Morning Stream - TMS 2557: Hobo Face Pancakes

Episode Date: November 20, 2023

The Important thing is that You Feel Bad. Scott forces Fury Road on another victim. YOU SUCK! ...Thanks for listening! Miami Vice City. Harrison Ford was a carpenter. You know who else was a Carpenter....... Karen. Horses are Assholes. Sidle Lessons. Kentucky Derbay. Keith Richards Sucks Lifeforce. Emotional Support Horse. Why Does The Michelin Man Give Out Stars? Turkey Ferts & Leftovers. Nobody listens to Amy. Big Feet Mean Big Shoes. Thanks Dr. Eyeball. Get Me Photos! Photos of Omni-Man, with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 TMS is brought to you daily by the support of our patrons at patreon.com slash TMS, like Brandon Henke, Isham, and Hellbjorn. Coming up on TMS, the important thing is that you feel bad. Scott Forces Fury Road on another victim. You suck. Thanks for listening. Miami Vice City. Harrison Ford was a carpenter. You knew who else was a carpenter?
Starting point is 00:00:22 Karen. Horses are assholes. Sidal lessons. Kentucky Derbe. Keith Richards sucks life force. Emotional support horse. Why does the Michelin Man give out stars? Turkey ferts and leftovers.
Starting point is 00:00:34 Nobody listens to Amy. Big feet mean big shoes. Thanks, Dr. Eyeball. Get me photos. Photos of Omni Man with Stephen and Moore on this episode of The Morning Stream. Carnation milk, the best in the land, comes in a tin with a red and white band. No tits to pull, no hay to pitch,
Starting point is 00:00:56 just punch two holes in the son of a bit. No more vinegar and water duches for me. They're such a bother. The Morning Stream. Ah, that's the level of stupid we're looking for. Hey, everybody, welcome to TMS. It's the morning stream for Monday, November 20th, 20th, I'm Scott Johnson, and that is Brian Ibitt.
Starting point is 00:01:28 Hello, Brian Ibit. Hello. Oh, it's the Thanksgiving week. It's the Thanksgiving week. A little light week for us. Yeah, a little light. Only doing shows on days that don't begin with tea. That is correct.
Starting point is 00:01:45 That was always the plan. So here's the deal. We got a show today. We got no show tomorrow. Some people last night on the schedule were like, why does the schedule not say there's a show tomorrow? Well, like we mentioned on this show multiple times, that apparently you're all listening to very carefully.
Starting point is 00:02:00 There is no show tomorrow because I have a dental appointment. So that's all made. It's the best I could get before the holidays kicked in. And it was a big mess if I waited and so anyway, we're doing that. So tomorrow, that's where I'll be. And then back Wednesday with a show. Just killing it, you know, like we do. Just putting it out there, laying it out.
Starting point is 00:02:20 Exactly. Everything, the feud with the dental ads. Oh, the whole thing. You just lay it out like a top. Oh, yeah. The commentals, all that stuff. All of it. Just all of it right there for you to take.
Starting point is 00:02:30 And then Thursday is Thanksgiving here in the United States of America. And on that day, we celebrate corn and the Indians giving it to the guys at the hats and the weird ties and the funky, the shorts. And we didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us. Right, right. That's all part of it. Yeah, all the Malcolm X stuff we do on that day. It's going to be great.
Starting point is 00:02:54 Thursday, as they call in Ireland. Tarrysday. Thursday. We're not doing a show on Thursday. We will do a play date on Friday. And, you know, we got all kinds of things. It's just a little wonky this week, all right?
Starting point is 00:03:07 Yeah, exactly. But welcome to it. Let's get straight to it. There's somebody who called, I know, I'm really glad Amy's in the chat today because this kind of has something to do with her. Yeah. So I'll just play it. This is a call about dungeon crawler Carl, a book series thing.
Starting point is 00:03:23 And here he is. Hey, I was listening. You have, you played a sound clip. And it was from Dungeon Crawler Carl. And I don't think I've ever heard you guys talk about that on the show. But Scott, if you are reading that book, I would love to know your opinion on it. Thanks. Have a good day.
Starting point is 00:03:38 So he must have missed the entire episode where Amy gushed. Right. So did you play a clip from the book on a separate show, like as a stinger or something? Yes. And that came from Amy. From Amy's audio clip that she sent us for that episode. Correct. Or she may have even sent it separately.
Starting point is 00:03:55 I think maybe is a separate chunk. but that's where he heard it and and yes we did we had a whole segment a whole read this segment about that very book so you must have missed that episode no worries well the question is you know I'm trying to remember if we because I know there was a week where we did like three where Amy recommended like a couple books and I'm trying to remember that might have been the week that I'm looking to see quicktms.l I if we if I put links to all the books we talked about on that episode. Oh, maybe.
Starting point is 00:04:29 Oh, maybe it's not on there. Yeah. Yeah, it might not be on there and that's why. Oh, no, I did. There it is. October 3rd. Okay. October 3rd.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Oh, the turd of October. Carl. That was a Thursday. I met Gennemann. We talked about it on a Thursday. It was October 3rd. I don't know why I'm, I don't know why that works for me today, but I love it. It is fun to say it.
Starting point is 00:04:52 But yeah, we talked about it and I downloaded it. I have it on my Kindle. I've not gotten around to it yet. I got into this loop of of horror books and thriller books and I haven't been able to stop so I'm in the middle of one right now
Starting point is 00:05:05 called Brother which sounds like the name of my nephew's band It's exactly the name of your nephew's band Do they spell it with a period at the end? No period at the end Oh okay, there's the difference right there Yeah and they don't get to go to Korea three times a year because their parents
Starting point is 00:05:20 pay for them to go anyway That's a whole separate thing But anyway the book is really good and creepy so far, but it just keeps hooking me and I have a hard time getting on to what's next. But what's next is dungeon crawler, Carl, that's on there. Cool.
Starting point is 00:05:37 It's hard to say fast. Dungeon crawler Carl, Carl. Dungeon crawler Carl. So you have no problem. Dungeon crawler Carl. You have no problem. I screw up with the car, like the carol. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:46 That's better than dungeon crawler. Curl. Corl. Curl. Get back in the house, Carl. How many books? There's like six books. Wow.
Starting point is 00:05:54 Oh, shit. I didn't know that. Am I committing to a big, I'm committing? You are. It's the book one of six. But you know what? From everything I've heard, it should be much enjoyable for you. I'm going to do, yeah, it looks like I've got the, yeah, I'll just throw it on my Kindle. Yeah, it's Kindle. Yeah, it's cheap. Kindle, basically free. Free, even. Free, yes. How much is unlimited? It's like four bucks? 14, 14 bucks for the audio. I'm sorry, the audio, 749, for the audio and 16 for the paperback.
Starting point is 00:06:26 If you do unlimited, I think you're paying, I think you're paying only five bucks a month. And man, that thing has been the best deal. Like, I have some subscriptions I really value. I really like YouTube premium. There's a couple others I really like.
Starting point is 00:06:41 But one I, and there's a lot of shit Amazon does with prime and stuff I don't like. Like, it's too expensive overall prime and stuff like that. But, Kind of Unlimited, if you're reading on the regular and you do like me where you like to read on a Kindle and not audio.
Starting point is 00:06:56 Oh, yeah. Man, what a deal. The same reason you do. It's like, if I need to sleep, that's a great way. That's a great way to get me to sleep. Yeah, you want me to conk out immediately. Maybe I need to do that more often, though. Maybe that's how...
Starting point is 00:07:08 Well, the problem is that I get to sleep just fine. Follow sleep instantly. Problem is I wake up at 2 o'clock in the morning, and that's when things, life goes awry. Did that happen to you today? It didn't. I woke up at 4. So I watched...
Starting point is 00:07:23 Late sleep. Perce. Yeah. Ooh. Slipped in, did you? I watched a documentary that I need to watch for soundography with Hammond. Oh, a music-related deal. I take it.
Starting point is 00:07:38 It is, and it's really cool. I'll talk about it here. It's called cassette, and it's all about the creation of the audio cassette, and how it kind of is making its resurgence. It never disappears, but nobody's out there saying, oh, audio cassette is the best way. to listen to music. It's so much better than CD, you're streaming or blah, blah, blah. My kids are all into them. Carter over there.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Yeah. Collecting them. Plays them on my old sports walkman from the 80s. I love it. Yeah. Not the cool one that Greg sent me. Not the Greg for Walkman. Yeah, that one's mine. Yeah. All right. Well, there's that. Thank you for reminding us about a cool book series
Starting point is 00:08:18 and also not listening to the show very carefully. You know, let's really alienate our listeners by chastising them for not paying attention to something. Yeah, let's give them shit. We're available. The important thing is that you feel bad. But thanks for listening. Love the show. You know, the people that really make the show possible,
Starting point is 00:08:38 we should really give them the most crap. We really need to rip on them a little bit more. Oh, speaking of movies. Well, I guess we didn't talk about movies. I was talking pre-show about watching Goodfellas with Nick tonight. Oh, yeah. Yeah. did another we we had a mad max fury road virgin oh did you is no longer virginal in the mad max fury road and so here's what we did i feel like van and phoebe are now scarred
Starting point is 00:09:02 oh my gosh can you imagine showing that to a four-year-old that would be in so much trouble uh no this is carter's friend uh alicia uh she's awesome we really like her a lot and um she had never seen it so when she said this proclaim this at dinner or something a while back. I went, what? We're changing that? Let's schedule a time. And so our time, our scheduled time was Saturday this week, Saturday night. Yeah. Yeah. And she's very, she's super artsy-fartsy. She loves doing like, you know, cosplay and getting ready for Comic-Con. And she loves anime. And she's, she's really creative that way. But she's also just like really reliable. She's like this really great person, this girl. And an amazing friend to Carter. And it's just they're great friends. Anyway,
Starting point is 00:09:49 I wasn't sure if first sensibilities would match up with, you know, what Fury Road was bringing to the table. Sure. Oh, gosh. Yeah. It's a gamble. You don't know if you're going to be ruining this poor girl or if you're going to turn her into a convert. Yeah. The good news is.
Starting point is 00:10:05 So I made a goal of I'm not going to talk during this film at all because my tendency when I'm this excited is to go, do you see that guy? That guy. Right. Oh, I know. He's like, look, that's a bullet farmer. And his whole story is da-da-da-da-da. Yeah, yeah. The Dufourier, and look at this.
Starting point is 00:10:21 And I figure, we also did the math, we think this was my 20th viewing. So it was almost like a milestone, you know, for me. So we sit down and watch it. I shut up the whole time, just let it go. I had it cranked on the volume, you know, surround loud, beautiful screen, 4K, just as good as I can play this movie without being in a giant theater. And it ends. And I look over at her.
Starting point is 00:10:46 And I said, all right, what did you think? she freaking loved it she really liked it and I was afraid maybe she was just saying that because I'm sitting there yeah yeah but did you check her text messages later like what she told other people I didn't check those I think that would be a creepy move on my part but she did we hooked her up to a lie detector and she passed oh good good okay that's that's adequate everything's fine now but anyway she really liked it and I think I think if you've been putting it off for whatever reason you just didn't understand what's going on. Now's the time. Make 2023
Starting point is 00:11:21 the holiday period. Your time to finally dig in and see the greatest film of the last 20 years. Do it. Crew planes, trains and automobiles. Make Mad Max your holiday annual rewatch. Yeah. Forget Christmas vacation or
Starting point is 00:11:37 a Christmas story or any of those other grand traditions. Put those to the side and saddle on up to some wasteland entertainment. All right. Get that done. Anyway, it was a lot of fun and big thanks to Alicia for being a good sport. She had a good time.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Very cool. And she's also just like, she's such a nerd. It's just great. I don't know. I'm just happy Carter has a friend like that. She's awesome. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Let's move on to, oh, we got to call Dunaway. Holy shit. Yeah, we need to bring in Dunaway for a little asses of half. That's right. That's right. Here he comes. Hold on. Yeah, Bramble Bright wanted to know if what.
Starting point is 00:12:17 episode was it the episode of TMS right after you saw Fury Road for the first time oh oh my gosh well let's see didn't somebody find that because we have we have audio will somebody could probably find that just based on the date like because you saw it in theaters opening weekend right I did oh yeah yeah I saw it that weekend maybe you met Thursday so it's 2015 I want to say it was in April so we could probably narrow this down we have audio of us before we ever saw of me predicting things that I was excited about. Your predictions I know your predictions of
Starting point is 00:12:53 you know how good it would do with the Oscars. Do you didn't predict that before you saw the movie? No, no, no. That was after. So we also have audio of that someplace where I said, oh, I think this thing's going to be a best picture nomination and nobody believe me. I knew it wouldn't win for the record.
Starting point is 00:13:09 May 15th, 2015 was the actual release date of the film. Okay, so a little later than I was thinking. So you can find you can find the the first episode of TMS after that and it'll probably be in there. You won't hear much of me in that episode because there's
Starting point is 00:13:27 no room for me. It's probably the most annoying episode we've ever done, you know? Because I probably would not shut up. I don't even want to hear myself. Gosh, I'm sure I was, I was sure I was unlivable. But I'll tell you what is livable. This.
Starting point is 00:13:47 Oh, look who it is. Brian Dunaway sideling up to the bar with his life ready for us to inspect and fawn over. I don't know what that means. Hello, Brian. How are you? I don't feel very comfortable. Oh, hi, Scott and Brian. You don't want me to fawn over your life?
Starting point is 00:14:03 Is that not what you want? I don't want to sidle up, but then you start touching and looking. No, gross. I don't even know what sideling is. What is that? Not because we're two dudes, but because. It's not up kind of thing. Just kind of rolling on up.
Starting point is 00:14:16 Yeah, you kind of, you slide up, right? You slide up, you get a little too close. You break into someone's personal space as sideling. Where'd you come from? Okay. All right, I believe you. Unless you're talking about S.I. Las Vegas, and that's just the last name of the character named Sarah. Whoa, deep cut, actually.
Starting point is 00:14:33 That's pretty deep. I like that a lot. All right, we're going to play a game. I like, I liked her a lot. I like that. She was awesome. She's still awesome. I don't know what she's up to these days, but she was great.
Starting point is 00:14:42 Hey, Brian, why don't you explain the rules of the game we're going to play here with Brian Dunaway. day. Well, okay, welcome to the morning half-asses, a trivia game where I'm actually going to be giving the two of you the answers. I'm going to give Scott and Brian a category and six possible answers. Three of those answers are correct. And three of them are as much of dungeon crawler Carl as I've read so far, non-existent. If you get any wrong, you get zero points for that round. If you guess one, you right, you get a point. Two right gets you three points. Three right gets you five. Eleven gets you 72 and 19 gets you 436. But we'll just. just worry about the first. What? Player with the most points after three rounds wins the prize for their contestant and contestants will be pulled from members of the tadpool that aren't able to listen live. Scott, you're going to be playing for Anamiki Kumlega in Baton Rouge.
Starting point is 00:15:31 That sounds real. I feel okay. Is it not Aminici? Amonici? What did you say? What did you say? Anamiki Kumiga? I like how you said it better. It's called with a K.
Starting point is 00:15:44 Oh, it's a K that's not like Michi then. Yeah, it seems like it would be a key in there, though. It's likely it would be. And I feel totally fine saying that he or she is in Baton Rouge because there's got to be a lot of people with the same. No, no, no. It's Baton Rouge. Yeah. As David Letterman once said, David Letterman once said, that means red stick.
Starting point is 00:16:06 And then Paul went. That's right. Red stick. That's how they define it. We're just going to put a red stick in the ground. And that is our. OMA. Oprah.
Starting point is 00:16:15 That's right. Umah, not Oma. Did you say Oma? I said Oma, Oprah. He was making David. I think he said Oma, O'Brien jokes. All right. Oma.
Starting point is 00:16:26 Oh, my. Ray, Brian, you're going to be playing for Ray McDonald in Sydney, Nova Scotia. Oh, what an easy name. Ray McDonald, what a great name. How very, yes. Yes. All right, let's get to this. Let me give you your categories and your first six answers.
Starting point is 00:16:42 I'm predicting higher points this time around because I think there's one of these that you probably will be able to get. I think you're overestimating. I think I might be. Races in the Triple Crown. You know, every year they have the horse races, the annual horse races. They made up of three races.
Starting point is 00:16:59 Sure. What? Dave those three races in the Triple Crown. Your choices are the Breeders' Cup, the Kentucky Derby, the Belmont Stakes, the Arlington Million, the Preakness Stakes, and the Pacific Classic. Three of those,
Starting point is 00:17:16 are in the the triple crown three of them are not all right i'm locking in two because i i think i'm only right about two i could be wrong now all right um we're probably guessing the right you both uh yeah you both did say kentucky derbe uh derbe that is correct Derby, Kentucky Derby. What's a fancy hat? What is it? It's a Derby. You're going to join Midgeo with the Kentucky Derby.
Starting point is 00:17:42 You're both correct on that one. Belmont Steaks. That is also one of them. Prejudice is not one of them. The Preakness, the Belmont, and the Kentucky Derby are your three races. Good job, Scott. Almost grabbed Preakness and then held off, yeah, because I was just like, Why am I not?
Starting point is 00:18:03 Are you not familiar with my... You don't know. You're supposed to be into that stuff because you're down south where all the horses race, man. Yeah, your love poster. How long have you been a podcast doing me? Have I not told you that horses or assholes?
Starting point is 00:18:17 Do you think I'm going to watch a bunch of assholes around? I don't think so. You really think so you don't like the horses? You're not into the... I don't know, I didn't say I didn't. I didn't say I didn't like horses. Don't put words in my mouth.
Starting point is 00:18:28 Someone had a girlfriend who liked horses. more than him. I'm saying horses are assholes. That's what I'm saying. I like Brian's theory. I like that theory. That's funny. Well, you know what the real truth is?
Starting point is 00:18:43 I was I was what, like about seven years, no, about six years old probably. And I rode my first horse and they didn't tell me exactly how to do it. And so I fell off. And the horse just you know, he tried to trample me.
Starting point is 00:18:58 And then I've seen horses kick each other in the ribs and they're just they're just flat out assholes like they can't help it all right it's their nature no look i understand childhood trauma and stuff that's a big deal so are you did you did you make it out on scade though no long term other than mental anguish did you just the mental damage okay yeah just the lifelong mental damage i understand sure i get it no this is how i feel about certain birds and cats they're dicks they're all dicks so i get it i feel you not all cats some cats Not all cats.
Starting point is 00:19:30 But all geese. Universally accepted truth is all geese are dicks. Oh, all geese are dicks. Yeah, there's no question there. But cats, hashtag, not all cats. All right. It's fine. Yeah, fair enough.
Starting point is 00:19:41 All right. Let's get to this one right here. Original members of the Rolling Stones. You know that band. They just released a brand new album this year. Crazy enough. Your choices are Brian Jones, Ron Wood, John Entwistle, Charlie Watts, Mick Taylor, and Bill Wyman,
Starting point is 00:19:58 which three of these, are actual original members of the stairs making up words you're just making up words i'm locking in on the two that just my brain said hey scott lock on to those because i don't see no jagger in here so i'm i see a mick taylor but not a jagger that's what i said yeah that's it feels like someone's trying to throw it felt like a it feel like a thing right pick something done away I'm watching his dog go on and on and on oh his dog goes on and off it's a nervous habit
Starting point is 00:20:31 you know who else is assholes brian's are assholes horses and brian all right let's see here so none of you picked the same ones very interesting Scott you picked Charlie Watts yeah Charlie Watts had just passed away last year was I knew I should have picked it
Starting point is 00:20:49 a founding member I know that's the one that Brian Dunaway's dot was appearing on and off and on. I don't like it, but I wasn't sure. Yeah, drummer. Brian, you also picked Brian Jones probably because he's a Brian, right? You thought, oh, well, he's a Brian. He has to move into the Rolling Stones. Duh.
Starting point is 00:21:03 Yeah, both of those guys were original members. John N. Twistle. Isn't that the one that died? No, that's the trial, Brian Jones. Oh, he did also? Okay. He also died. He died a lot earlier on.
Starting point is 00:21:13 Early. Right. John Ntwisle also died, but he was a member of the Who and not a member of the Rolling Stones. Bill Wyman, your other. member of the of the Rolling Stones other original member Ron Wood by the way
Starting point is 00:21:26 and Mick Taylor were both members of the Rolling Stones Ron Wood joined in 1975 and Mick Taylor joined in 1969 because the name is Mick
Starting point is 00:21:34 when did Mick when did Mick wasn't Brian Jones the one that drowned in the pool or something something some story happened
Starting point is 00:21:41 something I can't remember a vomit but the jury's out on whether it was his own yeah yeah or in the pool right right
Starting point is 00:21:48 so wait a minute so I think the deal is that Keith Richards is slowly sucking the life from these other men who all die. Just taking life for us, basically, is how he does it. He was a member of the Rolling Stones till 74, Mick Taylor. Okay. So when did we get Mick Jagger?
Starting point is 00:22:02 When did that happen? Oh, he's an original. Oh, he's a founder. He just didn't cheese him. And continues to be. Gotcha. Okay. But if he was on here, be too obvious.
Starting point is 00:22:12 That would have been a little too obvious to have. Oh, all right. I thought I was learning something new that he didn't found him or something, which would have. No, it was originally Jagger Richards, Brian Jones, Bill Wyman, and Charlie Watts were the original five. Okay. The big, the big, there you go.
Starting point is 00:22:27 And then they added, uh, that's a lot of stones. A little bit later, they, uh, Nick Taylor came and went, but during part of their heyday, I mean, it was, you know, it was, uh, early on for them. How many, how many stones you think, uh, they're rolling stones? How many think there are, like, you know, how much, how much does it call? Yeah. Hmm, how many are there total? How many total rolling stones? Like have, have come and gone through the, through the band?
Starting point is 00:22:51 Oh, only like seven or eight. They haven't had a ton of... No, just a seven or eight, okay. Yeah, maybe nine, ten. Do you think any of them have ever had kidney stones? And that would be just ironic because the doctors... Oh, of all the things you could have gotten, Mick, you got the stones. How do you feel about that?
Starting point is 00:23:10 And you just go... The doctor, Dr. Lick and says, well, I've got some irony for you. Yeah. Yeah, we need a good subtle doctor to giving me answer. It's good. Right, exactly. All right, let's get to the last. one. We're going to the last question with Brian with one point, Scott with three, so some action needs to happen on this last one. The highest points in their countries. So which of these things have the highest point in the country in which they reside? Your choices are Mount Olympus in Greece, Mount Kilimanjaro in Kenya, Matterhorn in Switzerland, Mount Fuji in Japan, Mount Errorat in Turkey, and Popo Catepetal, Mexico.
Starting point is 00:23:51 Oh, my. Gosh. Yeah, some of those old Aztec names, rough. Exactly. So three of those are the highest points in their country. Three of them are not. I'm going conservative since I have the lead. I'm just going to go two. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:10 I'm probably wrong. I don't know these. Done away. Pick your shit, will you? Shut up. I'm looking. All right. All right, both of you locked in.
Starting point is 00:24:24 Both of you locked in on the same two. Mount Fuji in Japan. That means I cannot win. That's right. That's totally true. Mount Fuji in Japan. That's absolutely correct. Yeah, it is the highest point in Japan.
Starting point is 00:24:37 I knew that one for sure. And Mount Kilimanjaro, you know, Toto tells you it's Mount Kilimanjaro rises high above the, like a priestess above the Serengeti. But not high enough. It's not high enough. There's a mountain bigger than that. Mount Kenya is bigger. is higher than Mount Kilimanjaro. Mount Olympus and Mount Errorat are the two other ones.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Greece and Turkey, those are the two highest points in those. I should have a lot of Greece and Turkey this Thursday. That's right. Exactly. There we go. That's why I picked it. Greece and Turkey right there. I should have picked that Mount Olympus one because, of course, they made this mythical,
Starting point is 00:25:14 they made a mythic thing out of a giant mind. Exactly. They're not going to say, well, the gods all live on Mount Olympus. But, you know, if they wanted to be higher than that, that they live on Mount blah blah blah yeah yeah exactly
Starting point is 00:25:25 dang it all right well that still means I win you do win Scott wins which means prizes are going to
Starting point is 00:25:33 well that person whose name is in Baton Rouge Louisiana um you're getting a copy of Xcom chimera squad
Starting point is 00:25:42 and the lethal league blaze oh awesome both great games I loved chimera squad was awesome cool
Starting point is 00:25:49 but don't worry Ray McDonald in Sydney, Nova Scotia. You're getting a great game as well. Atma sphere. Also good. Not the way you think it would be spelled. Atma sphere.
Starting point is 00:25:58 So congratulations to both of you and happy Thanksgiving week. You've hopefully got some time off to play those awesome games. Yeah, at least in Arkansas you did. Congratulations. You're the winner. I mean, up the, I don't know, Canada had theirs in October, right? Or whatever they did. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:12 They had their Thanksgiving. You guys could sync up with us. It would be fine. All right. Just do it. All right. You take our Thanksgiving. We'll take your metric system.
Starting point is 00:26:24 How's that? Oh, it's a great trade. I'm in. I don't want to learn anything. I don't want to learn anything. I've already learned it, so now I'm ready. Just switch. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:26:33 I'm voting against this. The South will rise again, and you will do metric down there. All right. How am I supposed to metricly measure something when my foot is 12 inches long and I can walk along and measure things out? I'm not going to go metric. Forget that crap. Do you really have a time?
Starting point is 00:26:50 12 inch foot your feet don't have a 12 inch foot you're right it's 13 inch foot what you're you know they say about big feet yeah big shoes yeah big shoes and socks that are tight when i was growing up i always had smaller feet still do for my height and uh so i only wear like a 10 and a half to 11 and i'm six almost six four so i don't know if that means i have a problem if that means i'm part of the problem like i don't know what the deal is but i don't know it seems like it'd be a balance problem like you might not be able to balance for it well yeah plus i have the big head that hardly hardly any hats fit so all the you're like how are you even vertical i don't know i don't know i don't have a high center of gravity i'm like i'm like one of those uh what was susukey sidekicks
Starting point is 00:27:37 they're gonna roll if you just turn barely right right anyway uh they're gonna find your skeleton one day they're gonna go how did this thing even stand up right it didn't how did we slither across the earth exactly hey you're uh always fun to have on dude And I look forward to Wednesday because we'll do this more. Now, here's the thing. We're doing Play Retro this week, but it's going to be on Wednesday like it used to be because of the holiday week and things are all jacked. We can't do it Friday. So we're going to do it on Wednesday, 430 Mountain Time.
Starting point is 00:28:03 I would really like people to be there for that if you can. And we'll talk more about it on Wednesday when you're here for the feud. But we look forward to it. Is there anything else that you'd like to say to us before we go? Yeah, I'll be playing South Park tonight on stream, Twitch. TV, Brian Dunaway. Do it. And 64, South Park, Thanksgiving game of the year.
Starting point is 00:28:23 Do it. Check it, get it, bye. Do it. Kiss our butts. All right, you can't say anything about it. Live it. Learn it. Yeah, be it. Solve it.
Starting point is 00:28:32 Live there. All right. We did that. That means we now do this. It's time for the news, and it's brought to you by. Bourbon-flavored pancake syrup. Yeah, Kim made that yesterday. I didn't make it.
Starting point is 00:28:46 Used it for. some for breakfast we had a little brunch with the kids and oh nice and it was at first it tasted like a hobo's face hmm how many hobo's faces have you tasted scott only three um no i i don't i couldn't explain it it's just it it tasted like i'm sure it's that bourbon flavor i'm sure it's bourbon bourbon infused peg pancake syrup but the process of boiling the the liquid down, the sap down into syrup, probably boiled off all the alcohol. Oh, yeah, there's no alcohol in it for sure. But it was, I guess it was done in a barrel, like a, like when you make a bourbon in a barrel.
Starting point is 00:29:28 Oh, yeah, so gotcha. So the syrup is, so it's boiled down from the sap and then turned into, or then store it in bourbon barrels to get the flavor. Yeah. And the very first impression is like, oh, this, this tastes like a bar. But then you, then it settles in and it's like, oh, this is actually really nice. so I kind of recommend it. It was very good.
Starting point is 00:29:47 That's cool. Hootie 42 sent something into us, doesn't it though? Oh my gosh. Pancakes or waffles right now. Oh, my go. Hootie 42, who lives near me, sort of ish. Been on the show once or twice. It's like 40 minutes north or Saturday.
Starting point is 00:30:04 He's like sort ofish. Sort ofish. He is, he's got the flu or COVID or something right now. So shout out to him. Hope he's doing it okay. But secondarily, he sent us this. article so uh or it was in our discord he posted it uh horses got on or we should have left this for dunaway hates horses so much a horse gets loose on an airplane forces it to return to the airport
Starting point is 00:30:26 oh lord wow yeah right okay right oh wow you can take a horse on an airplane even apparently that's the thing you can do i don't know if it's your your service animal your uh your mental health animal or whatever i don't know yeah uh flight from new york's jfk airport to Belgium had to turn around after a horse got loose in the Boeing 747's cargo hold shortly after takeoff. After takeoff. Oh, my God. So they must be like other animals. They tie them down in there or they put them in a...
Starting point is 00:30:58 Well, you know, smaller animals. I mean, I don't think you're... I didn't think you could still do animals in the cargo hold because it gets so cold in there. Maybe, um, maybe cats, dogs. I don't know. I mean, they do claim, I mean, this says they're a cargo plane. so it must be constructed differently than a regular 747? Yeah, maybe.
Starting point is 00:31:19 Maybe it's a hybrid. But anyway, the incident was reconstructed in the aviation YouTube channel. You can see the ATC, is the name of it, and claims it happened shortly after 6 p.m. Eastern on November 9th. From the looks of the video, the pilot of Air Atlanta, Icelandic Flight 4592, reported that there was a loose horsey. I don't know why the call it a horsey, whatever, at about 31,000 feet and requested the 747-400
Starting point is 00:31:44 or be allowed to return in New York since the crew couldn't get the noble beast secured. We are a cargo plane. We have a live animal. Horse on board the airplane and the horse managed to escape its stall. We don't have a problem as a flying, or flying wise,
Starting point is 00:31:59 but we need to return back to New York. A pilot told air traffic controllers in Boston, we cannot get the horse back secured. I think they mean we cannot get the horse. Like it got loose. Yeah, I don't think they mean that back. It's just a weird way to talk. Maybe they're pan-y.
Starting point is 00:32:17 This whole article has got a weird way to talk, right? Like, the loose horsey. It's very weird choices here. After dumping 20 tons of fuel to get their weight down near Martha's Vineyard at Nantucket, the pilots landed back at JFK about 635 p.m. Where do you dump the fuel? Yeah, where do you dump 20 tons of fuel? In the air?
Starting point is 00:32:40 Yeah. We're all going to die. That's how. why are we doing that that's terrible yeah no kidding i mean why do you need to dump the fuel to to get to return back to new york to land and get the horse back secured yeah these are mysteries i don't have answers for and what they do like a tranquilizer darn or something if the thing is loose and kicking around my gosh oh can't imagine this scene it sounds insane to me the whole the whole thing sounds nuts yeah uh see and it's a horse probably weighs enough to
Starting point is 00:33:10 if it ran side to side do you think it would maybe not maybe a plane's big enough and stable enough it wouldn't cause like lift or drop or anything they're not that big i guess how these are the horse they set up here uh oh did they no wait oh maybe they didn't i thought i read a measurement something about oh i'm just thinking of the fuel i think um well anyway they requested help from a veterinarian uh there's no word on what happened to the animal oh easily right it's got to be 700 pounds yeah almost it's got to be near a thousand pounds of course yeah i don't know i would i mean not half a wouldn't weigh like half a car right oh see this is this is where we're like uh this is where we're gonna get a thousand emails about uh
Starting point is 00:33:54 yeah i'll we're all take we're takers here we'll take your emails for this average horse way let's just let's just take care of this yeah between nine hundred and twelve hundred pounds wow that's crazy that's average wow average uh miniature horses small ponies weigh between 100 and 600 pounds draft horses like your biggies, your Clydesdales, your Belgians, Perchrons, close to 2,000 pounds, 1,800 pounds. Damn, that is about what a small car would be. Yeah, yeah, like a Mini Cooper. Yeah. I've never thought of that before.
Starting point is 00:34:26 How much does a Mini Cooper win? Look it up, dude. Let's see here. Yeah, 2,712 to 3, 144 pounds on average. So, way more than I was expecting closer to 2000. And it's more, it's cool. It's around 3,000 pounds for a mini cooper. I like those cars.
Starting point is 00:34:44 I would drive. I do, too. Let's see. They got help from this vet. They don't know what happened after that. But it said, the pilot said, on the ramp, yes, we have a horse in problem, in difficulty. What is wrong with this? There's something wrong with the pilot.
Starting point is 00:34:58 Totally. What, you can't make a straight sentence. A horse in problem in difficulty. Yeah. I'm an AI pilot. A. A.I. That's what it is.
Starting point is 00:35:08 My name is. My name is Siri, and I'm trying to land this plane. He says other things like, United Flight 703. We cannot get the horse back secured. These are all actual lines. That guy's weird. That pilot's weird.
Starting point is 00:35:30 All right, moving on to this story. I don't know why that makes me laugh. I'm on a mission to have a half to complete, says a man, who is accused of trying to break into residential homes, masturbating on porches, tells a judge he must continue. Sure. This guy's trouble.
Starting point is 00:35:51 He could be a time traveler and there could be a logical reason he has to do this. He's on a mission and he can't tell you what that mission is. No, no. Just like when they say, oh, the world, the rapture could be tomorrow. You're like, yeah, it could be a hundred years from now. What are you talking about? I need to impregnate as many of your porch swings as possible. A 60-year-old Michelin Man, Michigan Man.
Starting point is 00:36:13 Oops. That'd be funny. Old man, Michelin Man. I don't think you could get his arm. Like, his arms are so bulky. I don't think he could touch his junk, let alone. Yeah, no kidding. How does the Michelin Man, you know?
Starting point is 00:36:27 Michelin Man doesn't wear pants, does he? No. Like, is he? He's all rolls, man. All rolls. Yeah. I don't think he's got a... How does the Michelin Man pee?
Starting point is 00:36:38 How does the Michelin Man pee? and procreate or pee or otherwise he does he does wear one article of clothing do you remember what the michelin man wears for clothing really hold on okay so i can only picture the 1920s one and he he was just rolls and rolls and rolls so let me think he was just he was just flat out naked but probably has like a little codpiece looking thing nope nope he has a sash oh really yeah he wears a sash that says michelin like all like down over his shoulder shoulder shoulder-to-waist sash like Miss America? I can't picture this.
Starting point is 00:37:13 It's weird to me out. Link. Yeah, send me something. I got to, I can't. Sure. Here it goes right here. Oh, he does. What is a sash?
Starting point is 00:37:24 The only item of clothing he has on is a sash. That's right. Exactly. I don't know what I was. Where have I been? Well, this is wild. The old one didn't. I guess he didn't.
Starting point is 00:37:36 Oh, yeah, there are ones where it's naked. there you know yeah check out the old uh the old one is something man like the 1898 one looks like uh the creature that's trying to eat uh mr fantastic on that first issue of the fantastic four it's coming up out of the ground grabbing the uh grab the human torch yeah dude that's great yeah he's gone through some iterations it looks like oh i really don't like the early one man That guy's creepy, dude. 1910's a little bizarre, too. Like, who looked at this and said,
Starting point is 00:38:15 we need somebody to represent our tire? I know. How about a guy who looks like he's made of marshmallows that have been squished? Yeah, it's kind of effed. There's nothing about it that reminds me a tire. Are they supposed to be treads? Are they supposed to be
Starting point is 00:38:28 rubber tires? I don't know. Maybe it's the tube inside the tires. I don't know. Maybe. Yeah, it's, uh, it's more marshal. really would be curious is to know
Starting point is 00:38:39 why the Michelin Man looks the way he does. What's the... Oh, I guess he does wear shoes. I'm looking at it right now. Those are laces, so he wears a sash and shoes. But other than that, he's just flat out, bare-ass naked. He's just bare-ass naked from... I'd be curious, are there any pictures of him from behind?
Starting point is 00:38:56 Does he have butt cheeks? What? Hold on. I want to see. I want to see if there's pictures of him from behind. Man, behind. Is this even going to come up, or am I going to get a weird search result? oh he's never turned around no no he managed just always know where the cameras are and face forward that's a bummer yeah i would really like to see the hindquarters does the michelin man
Starting point is 00:39:22 have but cheeks because i really wanted to know somebody did it like the uh it's like almost like a Pokemon check this out um like evolution yeah i'll let me give you this this is great you'll probably guess as to which three things they I could have guessed that. That's hilarious, yeah. You build a Billsbury dough boy, then evolves into the Michelin Man, then into the State Puff marshmallow man. Yeah, they're all kind of cut from the same cheese.
Starting point is 00:39:49 Oh, for sure. Like, that is, that is a legit, that is a legit Pokemon evolution. Now, instead of a sash, this Michelin Man's wearing like a scarf, like it's wintertime, winter tires. All right. Well, that's weird. Oh, yeah, there's another one of him wearing that same, really weird. Like, same.
Starting point is 00:40:06 He's wearing crocs. yeah here check this so like here's him doing some sort of like budapose or something oh yeah look at that yeah look at this he's very zen look at this guys yeah um so hold on a second okay here we go uh most of the degree that the michelin man is white and bulbous but determining just what material our smiling french giant is made from a little tougher
Starting point is 00:40:29 some say that like his long lost brother stay puffed the michelin man is 100% marshmallow others would hedge their bets on rubber specifically bunches of tires a logical and likely correct assumption he could be made from puffy white clouds of chewy newicket candy still that snowman on steroids theory is mighty compelling i kind of want to make one a costume and then use like duct tape to create the creases or something and rubber bands or something yeah oh my gosh it's already been done brian look at somebody somebody's made the uh you got to see this all right give me because somebody i i I'll say they tried. I won't say they succeeded. I think succeeded is wrong. There you go. Oh, no, that's hilarious.
Starting point is 00:41:14 That is officially the sweeted. Yeah. Yeah. Totally sweeted. Oh, I love that term. Since that came up on film sack, it's all I can think about with stuff. We do need to watch Be Kind of Rewind.
Starting point is 00:41:27 I don't know if it's film sackable, but... I've never seen it. I need to see it. Oh, yeah, this is really bad. This is really bad Mishlin men costumes. out there. Oh, they're terrible. Oh, that one that's horrible. That's horrible. What's going on here, Chad? Look at this from Brian sent.
Starting point is 00:41:46 Horrific. That guy's stoked to be taking that picture. Look at it. He's excited. He's a fan. All right. Well, anyway, oh yeah, I should get to the story here. Oh, yeah, yeah. Tell me about the man. This has nothing to do with Michelin Man. No, nothing at all. We just talked about Michigan, messed up the name, and then went on this path.
Starting point is 00:42:06 He's a man with a history of sex-related crimes is facing a possible life sentence after he was caught on surveillance cameras attempting to break into several homes in residential areas and masturbating outside at least one of them. Scott Allen Schultz who did himself no favors
Starting point is 00:42:22 when he interrupted a judge during his first court appearance this week to seemingly defend his actions was taken into custody on Thursday in charge with three counts of first degree attempted home invasion and one count of indecent exposure. Here's what he says. if I can find it there's a quote
Starting point is 00:42:37 he basically said to the judge here it is no where's this quote they say he made this comment on their wang doorbells doorbell canes nice oh here he is
Starting point is 00:42:54 your honor if I can interrupt you I'm on a mission I have to complete by year's end and they and the mission is to go do this at every house but there's no like if I don't dot dot dot if I don't complete my mission here's
Starting point is 00:43:10 what's going to happen no and that sucks you need to give me more dude this guy needs to give me more look at him he looks like someone I would not want to be around for more than a second well and that's even before you know what he does yeah there's something about him there's that two photos one in that room with the cops standing around on the camera
Starting point is 00:43:27 oh gosh yeah one of him that's a guy that's a guy who definitely has a manifesto yeah he's got a man He has written at least one manifesto. And it involves him jerking it on your porch. Yeah. Fantastic. I guess that's better than shooting a bunch of people.
Starting point is 00:43:43 So stay away from me. Let's move on to this one. This is true. A woman convicted of murdering friend with poisoned eyedrops and stealing $300,000. Jeez, my God. This is gnarly. A woman in Was Waukesha County? Waucahashaw.
Starting point is 00:44:01 Wachashah. In Minnesota, don't you know, has been found guilty of poisoning her beautification, her beautification, her beautician. What am I saying? You wanted way more syllables added to that thing. Yeah, with eyedrops. Okay, so Waukesha counties in Minnesota. I thought Waukesha, the city is in Wisconsin, I thought.
Starting point is 00:44:21 It almost sounds like a Wisconsin name to me. I've never been, but close as I've been, or anywhere I've been in Wisconsin was, what did I do there? Oh, I saw a baseball game. I saw the Brewers play. Oh, that's what it was. Back when they were the Brewers. Jesse Kerkowski, age 39, has been on trial for murder in connection with the death of her friend.
Starting point is 00:44:45 62-year-old Lynn Herman, court adjourned on Wednesday, deliberated for nearly four hours and found the defendant guilty on one charge of first-degree intentional homicide and two counts of theft of movable property. That's a weird one for more than $10,000, but less than $100,000. She stole nearly $300,000 from the beautician. What's weird is they don't, none of this explains how she poisoned her with eyedrops. Like you go to your beautician to get your hair done. Yeah. What are you doing going? She's got a glass of water on the counter.
Starting point is 00:45:15 You drop a few drops of eye drops. I thought it was like, here, use these. They'll help your eyes. And then she. No, I don't think she poisoned her eye drops. I think she poisoned her water with eye drops. But I don't know. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:45:27 That's, okay. Oh, there she is crying. There's a photo of her. She was sobbing as the verdict was read aloud by Judge Jennifer Darrow. She faces a maximum life sentence imprisonment for homicide and an additional 10 years for all the theft charges. Wow. This case... 386 corrects this.
Starting point is 00:45:47 It's pronounced Waka Dolarha. Waka Dalaura Ha. Okay. Okay. Great. It depends on what phase the city is in. That's right. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:45:56 As a result, the medical examiner concluded that Ms. Herman's manner of death was homicides. side by the poisoned eyedrops. Oh, you're right. Here it is. Officials, then, she thought the victim had overdosed on medication. They reported that the victim had a fatal dose of tetrahydrazoline in her system, which is the main ingredient in eyedrops. Really?
Starting point is 00:46:16 I could just put eyedrops, regular eyedrops, in a drink and it would be poisonous? If it's got that as an active ingredient, yeah. But what is it not hurt? Not your wet, you know, wetness, eye moisture stuff, but like the... Oh, like prescriptions. Like medicated eyed drops and stuff, yeah. Well, but then... I think your vizine, I think, has got that stuff in it.
Starting point is 00:46:35 So if I'm using vizine or even a prescription level stuff of that, and I'm putting that on my eye, why is that it's not poisoning me through my eyes, I wonder? Because it's still going into your system. Just because how much you take. Oh, okay. Maybe that's all it is, just tiny drops don't do anything? Let's see.
Starting point is 00:46:52 Snopes, um, a few drops of vizine brand eyedrops taken internally will induce uncontrollable diarrhea this is false but there is like a uh can't confirm i didn't that didn't happen to me yeah you can't confirm yeah tetrahydrazoline uh swalling the substance can result in a number of nasty effects including lowering body temperature dangerous levels making breathing difficult or even halting and entirely blurring vision causing nausea and vomiting elevating then dropping blood pressure seizures tremors or sending the ingester into a coma.
Starting point is 00:47:29 Damn. Yeah. But put in your eyes, totally fine. Just put in your eye. That makes me never want to put stuff in my eyes in. Right? Exactly. Maybe I'll live with the red.
Starting point is 00:47:40 Maybe I don't need to get the red out. Somebody called Putin. We got a new idea for him when he hasn't had it. But yeah, it's, yeah, there you go. But it's, uh, um, yeah, it all depends on the amount. Like if you're, I imagine if you put a ton of vising in your eye. Yeah. Like, you know.
Starting point is 00:47:58 squeeze a whole bottle in your eye probably will have some of these things because you're you are taking this stuff internally you're not swallowing it but you're still taking internally yeah and your eyes are very closely connected to your sinus ducts and those go into your throat sometimes when i like when i had my surgeries done i they gave me an antibiotic that i had to take for a week or something while i was healing and i would take that stuff and immediately taste it in my throat as soon as i dropped it in and about maybe a two seconds later I could feel that stuff in here whereas I don't with just like a saline you don't taste it right because it's saline right but this stuff tasted horrible and I called the doctor and I said is it normal that I'm like tasting this when they're
Starting point is 00:48:42 like oh yeah your eye your eye your eye so it's the reason people get like throat and nose problems they catch those viruses through their eyes so I learned a lot that day thanks doctor eyeball. That is going to do it for us for now. We're going to take a break and talk to our friend, Major Spoilers, own Steven Schlecker, after this break, because that'll be fun. We always like catching up with him.
Starting point is 00:49:08 It's his time of the month. So we're going to make that happen. Before that, though, Brian here is going to express his feelings and thoughts about a song he's chosen. I am. And you know what? This one, I usually don't do this, but this one I heard this morning as I was going through the songs that we need to go for the show.
Starting point is 00:49:26 And this one just hit me right today. And it's not a song I typically would play on TMS, but it's just, whatever reason, just connected with me. It's a guy named Bones Owens, and he's got a brand new album coming out, December 1st, courtesy of 30 Tigers Records. Sincere storytelling and evocative lyricism, per me, the delicate and vulnerable six-song EP,
Starting point is 00:49:50 his most heartfelt and distinctive release to date. This song, I don't know about all that, but I do know that this song just did me right this morning. The song is the title track. It's called 18 Wheeler. Here is Bones Owens. Got a half a mind to say now. What's going on inside my brain out?
Starting point is 00:50:24 You were only always all I wanted. There were times when I was distant, but you stayed on my mind, so listen, you were only always all I wanted. Like an 18-wheeler coming down a mountain. I love you when there ain't all stopping me now. Once you get it started, you can't turn it around. A cup of coffee I leave you A couple months until I see you
Starting point is 00:51:37 You were only always all I wanted I'll be taillights on the highway Even if it all goes sideways You were only always on all I wanted Like an 18 wheeler coming down the mountain I love you when there ain't no stopping me now Once you get it started, you can't turn it around now. Like an 18 wheel coming down,
Starting point is 00:52:47 I love you and there ain't Oh, stop it Me now Once you get it started You can't turn it around Once you get it started You can't turn it around Once you get it started
Starting point is 00:53:12 You can't turn it around Hello. Quack, what, what, what, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, and we're back. Sure, that's a Bones-Owens from his brand new album called AT, I'm sorry, brand new EP called 18 Wheeler. That is the title track. get the whole album in two weeks, two weeks, December 1st,
Starting point is 00:54:17 courtesy of 30 Tigers records. That's a crow, by the way, this right here. Oh, man. Crows, pigeons, or pigeons, parrots freak me out because they talk a lot and you can train them to say almost anything. Sure. Birds are way too smart and they're crazy to me and birds freak me out.
Starting point is 00:54:33 But crows speaking Spanish with that, Ola? That's crazy. That is. Oh my gosh, dude. That is absolutely. Gives me the willies. You ever seen that video of that Crow figuring out that the glass of water he wants to drink is too low for his beak?
Starting point is 00:54:49 So he puts stones into it until displacement pushes the water up higher and then he can drink it. Have you ever seen that? It's amazing. I've heard of it. I've never, I don't know if there's a video of it. That's amazing. Yeah, it's crazy. Those birds.
Starting point is 00:54:59 Ola. Ola. Ola. All right. By the way, unrelated to anything, obviously, the actor's strike just ended. But I just got to the episode of moonlighting that took place during the end. 80s, the late 80s actor, or uh, uh, writer's strike.
Starting point is 00:55:16 Yeah. And, uh, the, um, uh, the end of the season episodes, season four, uh, episode, season finale, they, uh, Maddie comes out, Maddie and David do their fourth wall breaking and say, well, writer strike is going on. They walk past a bunch of writers sitting at their desks holding the signs saying we're on strike. Yeah. And, uh, uh, basically say, we've got five minutes left, so we're just going to have Herbert Viola, lip sync, um,
Starting point is 00:55:47 uh, woolly bully by Sam the Sham and the Faroes. Yeah. So that's what they did. They just, uh, yeah. That is fourth wall as hell right there. It's fourth wall as hell. And it's, it is, uh, the most uncomfortable four or five minutes you're
Starting point is 00:56:00 to see on that, uh, on that show. That's unfortunate. At least until the next episode, which is Maddie's miscarriage, which is, uh, very uncomfortable. I had forgotten about. Well, uh, good luck with the rest of that. Yeah, exactly. Last season. Last season, just a few episodes left. Thank God. Let's do this thing. And now welcome Stephen to the show. He's a huge freaking nerd.
Starting point is 00:56:20 Dollar, Dollar bills, y'all. Hey, Stephen. Dollar bills. You know how it is. What's up? How are you? What are you doing? Ooh. Do you hear that? Your audio's Janko. Hold on. It's like you're a ghost from the future. It's very quiet and also really, oh, that guy is coming back. And we'll see what I will see. We'll see like ghosts. all right so it should be oh here he's coming back i hear him i feel him there he is hi oh still really quiet hmm that's weird oh there you oh that's it there it is that's the guy we know no you're perfect perfect yeah something great yeah whatever happened there was
Starting point is 00:57:00 temporary glitch in this matrix and you're fine now so welcome back uh Stephen sorry what were you saying you were saying something oh I said you need dollar bills I need dollar bills we all We all need dollar bills, right? That's a dollar bills. I hate that we do, but we do. We all need them. I don't know. Do we, though?
Starting point is 00:57:16 I certainly, I've had a 20 in my wallet for like months that I haven't needed to actually spend because why use cash. Yeah. My address is one, two, three, any street. Is it now? Any town, USA? Any town of USA, I could sure use that. One, one, one, one. One, one.
Starting point is 00:57:34 I still have a $5 bill in my wallet that I had on the cruise. like in 2020. Wow. Isn't that nuts? It's weird that we just don't spend cash anymore. It's funky. Yeah. I guess that's just the modern life of living. Don't spend,
Starting point is 00:57:48 well, you guys use credit and debit cards? That's how the government tracks you. I know they do, but I'm well tracked, man. I'm, I've given up.
Starting point is 00:57:55 It's for the next generation to fight that. I can't do it. Let them know that I had a Dave single at Wendy's. I'm fine with that. I'm right with it. Yeah. As long as I'm not, you know,
Starting point is 00:58:05 I'm not in some corner of the dark web buying guns or something. They're never going to, they're not going to get me. for my burger purchase. Anyway, it's good to have you. We go down to the conspiracy hole another time. Yeah, there's always an option for it.
Starting point is 00:58:17 There's always money in the banana stand. But here today, it's time for major spoilers and some talk about some stuff going on. Let's talk about Madam Webb. I have to make an admission here. He may have seen me post this in places, but right up until the day that trailer landed, I didn't know who that.
Starting point is 00:58:32 I'd never heard of Madam Webb. I knew this must be Sony owning more Spider-Man adjacent rights. So it must be in that vein of like Venom and everything else. They own all the Spider-Man and Spider-Man adjacent rights. Madam Webb first appeared in like 1980 in the comic book series. She was definitely in that 1990s cartoon series that everybody loves. If you've ever read, nothing can stop the juggernaut.
Starting point is 00:58:57 Yeah. She is the inciting incident for that where. Oh, really? Madam Webb has, she's a clear point. Yeah. And so there's this guy. I forget what his name is. Since the juggernaut to get Madam Webb because he thinks that her precog a bit
Starting point is 00:59:09 are going to help him defeat the X-Men. And so Spider-Man is there in the way of the juggernaut. And so, yeah, that's her deal. Wow. All right. And she looks like Aunt May, but she's not Aunt May. Like, they only knew how to draw, Remita only knew how to draw one type of old lady.
Starting point is 00:59:26 They all look like Edna. So Agatha Harkness, Madam West. Right, exactly. So this is now Dakota Johnson is Madam Webb then? Yeah. Okay. But why, okay. But who's this spider-like?
Starting point is 00:59:39 man that's in it. Isn't that tarantula? Like the villain tarantula? Is it? No, it. God, I forget who it is, but yeah, there's been some talk of him. I completely So they haven't, they haven't said who he is. No, but he is somebody in the, he's a, he's a known villain in the Spider-Man. Oh, he is, okay. All right. Okay. So they have said who he is, and it's not.
Starting point is 01:00:03 Oh, Aranya. No, that's never, no, somebody else. Let's see. That's black, black-suited, uh, Um, is it Ezekiel? Is that, that's, that's, Ezekiel Sims, there we go. Yes, Ezekiel Sims. Based on the, uh, 2004 storyline, the book of Ezekiel.
Starting point is 01:00:20 Oh, okay. So why, why is Ezekiel then in a spider looking costume? Because Sony owns all the Spider-Man stuff. And they want to make sure the people understand that this is a Spider-Man book or a Spider-Man movie. And is it also true that Adam Scott's character is supposed to be Ben, Ben, Uncle Ben But it's in Prior Uncle Ben
Starting point is 01:00:43 There's some rumor floating around That that's young Uncle Ben being in the EMP. So this is going to be like way early Pre Way pre Spider Man Well the only The reason the hint is going around Well it's a couple of reasons
Starting point is 01:00:56 One I think people just like that That idea but two Everyone's using CRT monitors And it looks like 90s early 90s or something So the idea is like Oh well Adam Scott just doesn't you know he's just not old enough to be an uncle uncle ben yet or whatever but
Starting point is 01:01:13 i don't know enough about this series or enough about this character i never heard of it until the other day so i think a lot of i think that's the way it is with a lot of people and um that's okay uh you know people are i'm sure are regretting ever learning who morbius was or i mean who knows yeah oh wait's that craven thing coming out that's soon that's also coming out next year yeah yeah so what's sidney sweeney doing she's in this she's she's she's up and coming you know she's got talent she sure does she is one of the people that uh cassie web has to protect with her pre-cog uh final destination happy death day abilities oh my gosh i don't know if i'm in the mood for any of what you just said you know i know i know like see the future
Starting point is 01:01:55 stuff i hate those i'm not into it have you seen you haven't seen either of the venom movies yet have you no i still haven't because i love tom hardy i don't know why i don't know why i'm slow to see this one it's not it's not bad yeah i think i like the idea When I heard Woody was going to be Carnage. I got excited. Did that not work out or was it okay? He's all right.
Starting point is 01:02:15 No, he was in the movie, yeah. All right. Wow, that is a rousing endorsement that you've just given. He's slightly better than Paul Giamati as the rhino. Let's put it. Oh, that's the level we're at. Okay. I can deal with it.
Starting point is 01:02:30 I should probably watch those. But, yeah, I feel like Sony. Watch Parasite first. Okay. You know what? That's the deal. I'll see parasite before I see venom. How's that as a...
Starting point is 01:02:40 There's movement, Brian. That's forward movement. It is forward movement. I don't know. I mean, basically you're just stacking things in the forever time. One of these days, I'm just shock you guys. I'm going to watch it on a Sunday night. I'm going to show up on a Monday show and you're all going to be what?
Starting point is 01:02:54 Wait, what? End of an era is what it'll be. Exactly, yeah. Anyway, look forward to that in 2024. It's like, so here's the thing, though, right? I mean, with all of the movies being pushed back, Sony is the only one technically releasing Marvel movies next year. Well, Deadpool is.
Starting point is 01:03:13 No, that's been pushed to 2025, too. What? Really? Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. I thought that was still in, hold in a second. I thought that was still in, um, unless they change. Hmm.
Starting point is 01:03:26 Oh, no, I guess it is 2024, I guess. Yeah, that one's still, that one's still showing up in 2025, but. Yeah, there's not a lot of, there's not a lot of, is the expected release date. Of which one? Sorry. Deadpool 3. And when's Thunderbolts? Do we have, did they have pushed? 2025.
Starting point is 01:03:45 2025? Yeah. Boom! That one I was looking forward to. All of your Marvel movies that you thought were coming out in 2024, moving to 2025, which maybe a good thing, I don't know, you know, we'll have to see. I mean, I guess we could, even though Disney owns 20th Century Fox, Deadpool is technically not a Marvel Studios movie still.
Starting point is 01:04:09 So is it well, it's a combo, like a... Yeah, it's kind of like the Sony deal with the... Exactly, yeah. But at least we'll get us to see some Hugh Jackman, a little first introduction of an X-Men into the quote-unquote Marvel universe. That's true. So, Deadpool 3, end of July, then Craven the Hunter, end of August. Ugh.
Starting point is 01:04:32 and this doesn't count all the the TV stuff. The next MCU film proper is Captain American New World Order on February 14th, 2025. Jeez. What a weird,
Starting point is 01:04:45 but they really got a... Thunderbolts in July. They really got the bummer into this hammer. I honestly think that you're going to see... I know they want to push all these movies to 2025. I think you're going to see one or two of those movies actually get released in 2024. And then I think that...
Starting point is 01:05:02 that we're going to see Marvel kind of say, maybe we don't need three or four movies a year. Maybe one or two movies a year is all we need. Yeah, especially after the Marvel's. Yeah, one or two movies a year and two or three TV series would be great. Because we get Echo, I mean, we're getting what if next month. Right. Presumably.
Starting point is 01:05:19 Right. We're getting Echo early in January. January. We're getting, oh, yeah, Madam Webb, I didn't say it was February 14th. We're getting X-Men 97 sometime, first quarter. Yep. We're getting Agath Harkness Coven of Chaos or Darkhold Diaries fall of next year. Fall of next year.
Starting point is 01:05:40 Is that right? Yeah. And then Daredevilborn again early 2025. Yeah. So there's stuff. And that one's even all messed up. So who knows. I know.
Starting point is 01:05:49 As long as they figure their crap out. Did you see the Marvels, by the way? I did not. I haven't had a chance. And as I've said before, are- So you're responsible for their low-office. No, I seriously want to. I was going to go see it the first weekend, but then we had some family things to do.
Starting point is 01:06:07 And then last weekend, this past weekend, I was like, well, I need to rake the yard before it rains and snows. And so I spent all that time. Plus, I've said, I hate our AMC theater with a page. Oh, yeah. And so the less money I can give to AMC, the better. For sure. But yes, I am part of the problem. Well, no.
Starting point is 01:06:24 And the problem, what's irritating me is that it's such a better movie than the critic scores are. yeah well i kind of got into it with a couple critics last week oh you did did you tell us about your battle roll out somebody for their misogynistic comments and reviews about the marvels and they sent their comic gator alt-right people after me so oh no really wonderful they're the best those comic gate people oh man yeah so it was uh they're wonderful human beings them yes exactly yeah so i'm not too worried about it but it was like yeah it's like hey uh you know when you say what you said, I'm going to call it out. Yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 01:07:03 Yeah. Why not? You know what they say when you fight a pig? You both get muddy and the pick enjoys it or something. There's something like that. Oh, that's what it is. Yeah, if you pick a fight with a pig, you both get dirty and the pig loves it. Yeah, I like the Mark Twain, never fight with an idiot because they'll always drag you down to their level and be a good.
Starting point is 01:07:26 That's a good one, too. But, you know, I have heard nothing from the people who have gone to see the marvels. I have heard nothing but good things about it. It's not a deep movie. It is a fun movie. It's a wacky movie. And there's nothing wrong with a wacky superhero movie. Nothing at all.
Starting point is 01:07:42 Everything has to be dark and brooding. I agree. And holy cow, I mean, Imman Volani just put her in everything. She, well, yeah, I won't say anything more there. But she is delightful. You get so much character development from her. You get character development from Tiana Paris, Brie Larson, like all three of them,
Starting point is 01:08:08 you finally get some answers and some definition as to who they are and why they do what they do. And it's fantastic. Yeah. We've got some family coming into town this week, so I'm going to see if I can't wrangle up some of those kids and take them. To somewhere other than AMC.
Starting point is 01:08:24 Yeah, which is. hard because that's all we have around here. Yeah. Oh, that sucks. I want to go put a new theater in Hayes, Kansas just so, just because I know I can do better than AMC. Yeah. Brian's Theater. That's right. What movie a week.
Starting point is 01:08:38 But you'll get treated like we like you. Like you actually want to be here. Exactly. Exactly. Right. We'll get treated like we're happy to have you as a customer. Some other interesting news. Everyone's talking about the new season of Invincible being very good.
Starting point is 01:08:53 and a big jump from the first season in terms of like some shock value in a few cases but Omni Man is in everybody's mind and so guess what? He's a DLC downloadable character for Mortal Kombat 1 and Fortnite.
Starting point is 01:09:10 Now the reason I mentioned MK1 is because it's actually voiced by Jay Jonah Jameson's own JK Simmons. He also does the cartoon of course and I just wanted to play play a couple of these intros from mk so these are just like the chatter from the game they're just fun to hear so listen to these what is an alternate me doing here does the name
Starting point is 01:09:33 angstrom levy mean something to you there's another martian man is that you no this is more fucked up than that oh hello hello anyway uh yeah he's so now he's in fortnight and the kids can play with with umni man who's a terrible person Yeah, not only Omni-Man, but Mark Grayson, Invincible, and Adam Eve will also be in full-knit as well. I was wondering if they were going to bring anybody else. Yeah, and the Raith 86 asks the question that's on my mind, which is, isn't an Omneman a little overpowered for both of those? Oh, sure. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:13 He definitely is. It's like when they did Batman or what was that called, the Justice League versus Mortal Kombat or whatever it was. It was an awesome game, 360 PS3 era game. But it made no sense because Superman should be able to sweep the floor with every single character in there and didn't. And they had some weird reason why it was like total hand-wavy. There was a kryptonite factory nearby was spewing fumes into the air and kind of weakening Superman a little bit. May as well have been. It was something dumb like that.
Starting point is 01:10:46 And probably in this case, it's very similar. like you shouldn't Omneman would the whole point of Omneman is you've got too much power and so yeah it's but he's popular people like him till there he is oh sure and I mean
Starting point is 01:10:58 he'll be eventually taken down it's going to take him time to recuperate and get better but there you go and of course I really like that Fortnite even though I don't play it because I'm no good at it even though I don't play Fortnite I really give them a big applause for being able to bring in
Starting point is 01:11:13 all of these properties whether it's a DC or Marvel or some crazy movie or the invincible characters and it actually kind of works in the gameplay to where everyone can have fun and I know my kids get excited about it like when Thanos appeared and you could get
Starting point is 01:11:29 the infinity gauntlet and so it was like I got the infinity gauntlet snap and half the characters off the field I mean those kinds of things are fun so yeah I wonder if I don't know enough about how Omni Man is going to be into this game if it is
Starting point is 01:11:45 a character that you can select or if it's a random character, like when you do get to become Thanos or something like that. The downside is, of course, these characters are only there for a limited time. So it's not like they're going to be playable six months from now. So as soon as they drop, get in there
Starting point is 01:12:01 and play to your heart's content. The art for the following, the next thing we're going to talk about, Ghostbusters back in town, the Dark Horse Comics take on the film or the film series, because these characters are right there on the cover. One of those looks like,
Starting point is 01:12:17 like Drew Struzen did it. Am I just smoking crack about that? It looks that way, but I don't think that that is who it is. Okay, because that guy is hard, it's hard to dupe, but when I see it,
Starting point is 01:12:28 let's see, let me look at this link. Yeah, the not final art one. I'd swear that was a Drew Struzen drawing painting. Anyway, what are we looking forward to do with this? Is this going to be the movie or less than the movie?
Starting point is 01:12:41 What's the deal? Well, it's the continuation of Ghostbusters afterlife, right? So everyone has probably seen Ghostbusters for an empire, the upcoming movie, which I think some people are very excited about. But you may be wondering, how did the Spangler family get from wherever the heck they were in North Dakota or whatever, back to New York? And so this Ghostbusters back in town is that story of them coming back to New York and starting up the Ghostbusters franchise again at the family headquarters, at the family HQ. So, you know, as we've seen in the in the upcoming movie, we'll have all of the original Ghostbusters who are still
Starting point is 01:13:17 alive back, uh, as well as the characters from afterlife. And it wouldn't surprise me if we see a few more people pop up. But, um, yeah, if you're, if you're wanting to know, what is the story about them moving from, you know, middle of nowhere to back to New York. This is the comic book series that'll do this for issue mini series. It kicks off in March of 2024. Okay. So a little connective tissue between films. Uh-huh. All that. Yeah. Is there ever been any talk of Sigourney Weaver wandering back into this a little bit or no. Is she not? I mean, she was in, she was in afterlife. Oh, I missed afterlife.
Starting point is 01:13:50 Okay. I still haven't seen afterlife. I don't see it before Parasite. I didn't know she was in that. Yeah. Yeah. And don't, so don't turn off the credits before the movie's actually done. Yeah, that's where you get the Ray stuff, I think. That's where Sigourney Weaver shows. Oh, that's where she is. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Um, spoiler alert for people who haven't seen afterlife yet. I know he's like I would even say see afterlife before you watch
Starting point is 01:14:16 Parasite or Venom. Really? Wow. All right. You're even bumping Parasite for this. Okay. I'll bump Parasite for this. Well, because I know afterlife has a better chance of happening. There are way less subtitles than afterlife. It turns out. Exactly. Brian, let me ask you a question real quick. You've seen Afterlife. So would you say it's more of a real Ghostbusters or not the Real Ghostbusters? Yeah, the Real Ghostbusters. I forget the cartoon series. It feels like a story that has really developed out of that series more than anything else. Oh, funny.
Starting point is 01:14:45 I didn't think about that. But yeah, kind of, right, with the kids being involved in that sort of thing. Yeah, yeah. And that one had more of a connection to the original characters,
Starting point is 01:14:55 right, than the other cartoon. For sure. Then the answer the call movie, for sure. Yeah, because that one's out of canon because Stance and Spangler and everybody appear,
Starting point is 01:15:04 but not as themselves. Like Bill Murray and Adam, or Dan Aykroyd all appear as somebody else. man i i'll say it again just real quick this is just a life statement i know he's a little crazy in real life but i could watch dan acroyd eat paint i love that what a weird wash wash wash it out of uh yeah i could watch dan acroyd drink i wising i mean i just eat paint i don't know why i could watch dan acroyd drink from the basimatic i mean i'm in the mood That's far better, yes.
Starting point is 01:15:39 I can watch Dan Aykroyd cut his fingers off as Julia Child. I'll do things like, I'll do unthinkable things like watch the Great Outdoors again, just because he's in it. I hate the Great Outdoors. It's a horrible movie, but he's... I could watch Dan Aykroyd consume mass quantities. That's right. I want to go see Gross Point Blank four times in a row.
Starting point is 01:15:57 That's what I really want to do because Grossman is the greatest villain. John Cusack's coming back. So a few years ago, Tina and I went to a live viewing of Gross Point Blank with John Cusack, and then he did Q&A afterwards and stuff. He's coming back in a few months to do say anything. Yeah, he got the email on that.
Starting point is 01:16:19 Oh, really? He's like, oh, man, I wouldn't mind seeing him again. He is, God, what an affable guy. Just the nicest dude, seems like. Sir seems like it. And he can hold a boombox over his head like nobody's freaking business. Like, no, like how many hours do you have to hold that playing
Starting point is 01:16:33 Fishbone's? What Fishbone song was it? Lioness Bitch or something. I can't remember. And then they said, maybe we'll use the, we'll use it in your eyes instead. Yeah, that's good that they did. Oh, thank God, yes. The proper choice. Such a great scene.
Starting point is 01:16:50 Anyway, well, there you have it. That's all she wrote today. Stevens, are anything else going on on your site over there at major spoilers.com that people should be looking forward to? No, we're kind of slowing things down this week because of Thanksgiving. But, you know, normally I would sign off by saying, hey, stay hydrated. But this week, I'm going to ask everybody, if you have the me, please go to your local food bank and make a contribution either through a monetary contribution or through a donation. And food banks are really looking for things like peanut butter, canned soup, canned fruit, canned vegetables, a lot of canned things.
Starting point is 01:17:21 Stews, fishes, beans, pasta, whole grain of variety. They like those. And if you are taking in canned goods, see if you can get the canned goods that have the pop top and that don't require a can opener for them. But yeah, I'm a big proponent of food banks and what they can do for local communities. So if you can go and help out your local food bank, especially between now and the end of the year, that would be great. This is the time of year when most of their food stores are at the lowest, and I know that they are always welcoming contributions from the community. Yeah, food banks are awesome. They're the definition of rubber meets road on actually helping people.
Starting point is 01:17:58 They're right there, like at the point of contact, whereas a lot of charities you're like, Like, well, I gave him 20 bucks. I don't know. Where it goes from here, how it trickles over to what I was actually paying for. Like, it's hard to know. But with food banks, you literally take stuff there. You plop it down. And while you're doing it, you see people leaving over to a place to take it to a soup kitchen or take it to families that need it or some kind of church run thing or whatever.
Starting point is 01:18:22 You love to see it. It's like real on the ground helping people. So go do it. Great suggestion. And if you're curious as to what your local food bank needs, just give them. a call and say, hey, what do you need? You know, like, surprisingly like the manwitch stuff is always in high demand. You know, diapers and feminine hygiene products are always in demand.
Starting point is 01:18:43 So just call your local food bank. They'll be more than happy to accept your donations. And while you do it, stay hydrated. Bye. Wow. Real quick, someone in the chat said, Sean Bloom says, what about nothing but trouble? No, I won't watch that. That movie really bad.
Starting point is 01:19:03 Yeah, that one maybe I can avoid. But spies like us, Matuba, any day of the week. I won't watch that movie. No problem. And doesn't hurt that you got Donna Dixon in there, too. Walking around with her undies out. This is a future wife. I don't know if they were dating at the time or whatever.
Starting point is 01:19:19 They stay together? There's still a thing. Do we know? I don't know. That's really good question. At some point, we need to watch Dr. Detroit. Oh, yeah, that'd be good. I've never seen it.
Starting point is 01:19:30 And I just knew it from the... Oh, I have. it's great. You love it. Yeah. Yeah, it's real good. Um, he is currently married to. There we go. Donna Dixon. Still married to Donna Dixon. Oh, they separated last year. Oh, did they really? Yeah, she finally had enough of his. Really, after all this time. That's kind of. That's a long time. 83 to 2022. That's a big run. How many years is that? That's, uh, 50, I don't know what it is. That's something. I don't know what happened there. I just love him. I, you know what he drove me. nuts on us in L, though. It was the one character
Starting point is 01:20:04 I didn't like watching. Yeah, I don't know what it was. There was something too manic about him. Something. I can't explain it, but when I was a kid, he just sort of rubbed me wrong. But since then, and the older he got, like a fine wine, man. Just got better and better. Thirty-nine years is what I would equate that. So, 83 to 22,
Starting point is 01:20:20 you take the 22, you add a hundred minus 83, you get 17, you get 39. I also... You knew this, I'm sure. I didn't know he co-f. I knew it was somehow based around the Blues Brothers, but I didn't know
Starting point is 01:20:36 House of Blues, the music venues, House of Blues menus were, was, he co-founded those. I didn't know that. You did? I knew he co-founded those. I guess, well, do you think it was because Blues Brothers or just? I thought, I figured that was the reason, I assumed. Let's see.
Starting point is 01:20:52 Yeah. American chain of live concert halls and restaurants founded by Isaac Tigret and co-founded by Dan Aykroyd co-star of the 1980 film The Blues Brothers. The first location Zubba-Zah. I'm trying to see if it was named after that. The company is financed by Dan Ayroyd, Aerosmith,
Starting point is 01:21:10 Paul Schaefer, River Phoenix, Jim Belushi, and Harvard University, among others. That's weird. What a weird combo. Holy cow. Yeah, that's nuts. That doesn't really get into whether the Blues Park came from that, but you've got to wonder.
Starting point is 01:21:25 Yeah. The one, I like the one in, in Vegas, yeah. At the Mandalay. Yeah, the Anaheim one's good too. It's all right. Anaheim one's good. The one in, yeah, downtown Disney and, uh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:40 Yeah, we did that for BlizzCon a couple times. It's fun. We did that. We saw, um, God, about a year ago, Tina and I flew out there specifically to see Manning Street Preachers and, uh, swayed at that House of Blues in Anaheim. That was the place where... I guess it's not on, it's not downtown Disney.
Starting point is 01:21:55 It's by that bowling alley and stuff. Yeah, real close, though. I got in trouble there because it was that place I had to show my badge for the meet and greet that we got a press got to do with a bunch of Blizzard people. And when I got there, Josh Allen, who's no longer a Blizzard, stopped me and said, oh, you're in trouble. And I said, what? I go, yeah, you're in trouble.
Starting point is 01:22:21 You apparently took a photo of the inside of Blisscon venue before the show open. and it's a huge no-no. So I need you. The PR is saying, please make him go, delete it from all the places that he posted it. And literally all it was
Starting point is 01:22:36 was a quick shot of the stage where I was going to be standing the next two days. And it was nothing there, closed curtains, not even a podium was up yet. It was just empty. Right.
Starting point is 01:22:48 And I said something like, there wasn't even like a photo showing, oh, this is the game we're going to be announcing or the expansion or anything like that. Nothing. No information at all was given. but they were still
Starting point is 01:22:58 that right there should tell you all you need to know about the state or at least then I don't know how it is now but PR Blizzard used to be
Starting point is 01:23:05 so hardcore about the tiniest things it didn't matter it didn't matter how small they were just ready to destroy you and I was like oh shit okay
Starting point is 01:23:16 you know I went to lead as fast as I could and it all worked out all right we're going to do one last thing Dr. Nikki wrote in oh good okay
Starting point is 01:23:27 Called in, rather. I hope this is, oh, my, I'm guessing. I'm hoping this is about space because she did that whole thing on ANTP about being a satellite. And I'm hoping it's about the tool bag, the tool bag in orbit. It may be, no, I can't remember. I've had this clip for a while, and now I forgot what she said. It might be that. It could be something.
Starting point is 01:23:46 It's guaranteed to be something we brought up, and she is either debunk. She's going to clear it up. She's going to correct us. Exactly. And maybe it's with sheep. I don't know. But we're about to find out. Here you go.
Starting point is 01:23:57 Scott and Brian, this is for TMS. You have summoned me not once, but twice. This is Dr. Nikki, by the way, Dr. Headbutt, if you will. Their first summoned, you said pretty much something along the lines of why are, why are Wasp dicks? So I can answer that, and I needed to take a break in brief before I answer that from you because it's very mad about this. I take this personally. Wast don't need to serve humans to exist in our society. They don't have to have a reason to exist, they're just protecting their nest. And if that were the case, then I could think of a lot of people in our government who
Starting point is 01:24:32 shouldn't exist because they don't really care of society either. So leave lost alone. Stop calling them this. It encourages people to kill them and we have enough endangered bugs as there are. They're pollinators. I'm sorry that they sunk him, but otherwise, you know, other than if they're immediately dangerous to you,
Starting point is 01:24:48 let them just live their lives and exist outside of capitalism. Went over for the walk. She's not going to like what we said about geese. You ask about sheep that ate weed and you asked me to call in and talk about it. I don't know, man. Sheep will actually, they're grazers, so they'll eat a lot of things. I would, I'm actually curious whether or not it would make them high because they have four stomachs,
Starting point is 01:25:10 like by the time it gets to the fourth one, is it so ground up that it doesn't actually activate the molecules or were they just like really stoned? I think like dogs get stoned when they eat their humans' weed, so great question for further research. My comment is like, I don't know, bro, maybe. I thoroughly enjoy the program, however. Bye guys. All right. I love it when she calls in, first of all.
Starting point is 01:25:34 I do too. So always do. Always correct us. Hey, look, the wasp thing, the bee thing, I get it. You know, I don't like bees. I don't like bees. Remember this one? I remember who made that for us, but I don't either, but it is award worthy.
Starting point is 01:25:54 Yeah, that's so good. But it's just that they're annoying. But I also agree with her wholeheartedly that we should, you know, protect all life. Yes. Especially endangered bugs. Yeah. Or anything.
Starting point is 01:26:10 Just whatever. Animals, bees, insects. Geese. Fine. Sure. Birds. They're all dicks. But whatever. Birds. They used to be dinosaurs. They're kind of cool, I guess. I don't know. Cats. Mean cats, I should say.
Starting point is 01:26:26 love them all all right that's what we've learned here from dr nicky headbutt today all right yeah uh thank you nicky for that's awesome why she why did how did she get the name dr nicky headbub that i didn't she like uh or dr headbut as he once she puts she puts dr headbut is her um is her twitter account name but i don't know if it's from anything else yeah it might be from she may use it everywhere i don't know i'm not sure that may be her main thing but i think she's in colorado right now for some business reason yeah and then going back down to who have after that. I don't think she's there very long, though. But she put up a picture, some pictures of the mountains while she was there. Oh, nice. Okay.
Starting point is 01:27:03 Yeah. One of them was... Well, welcome to our part of the country, Dr. Nicky, and shame on you for not reaching out letting me know you're in town. Right? There's a weird... She has one weird fuzzy photo that looks like it's taken from a distance, maybe at night, and there's a naked bald man in a window. Can't tell what's going on there, though. It's really weird. Oh, everybody, okay, yeah. I don't know what's going on there. I should have recognized the giant classes.
Starting point is 01:27:26 She does have big glasses. I love her. Well, there's that one photo of her is where she's got comically oversized glasses. I love them. I think there should be more of that in our lives. Anyway, she's great. Thank you guys for sending in all the calls and stuff you guys send in. 801-47-1-0462 is the place to do that.
Starting point is 01:27:45 You can also email us at the morning stream at gmail.com. Patreon.com slash TMS is how you can support the show. And we recommend you go check that out because there's lots of reasons to do it. And we would love to have you all join us for our live play date, Patreon or not, on Friday, because that's what we do. We do that. We do that day. Do we want to go early, like nine? Do we do nine on play dates or do we still do 10?
Starting point is 01:28:09 We still do 10, but, yeah, let's plan on 10. Let people sleep in after all their trip to fan. Yeah, that's a good idea. Oh, yeah, Thanksgiving the night before. That's a good point. Anyway, no, again, no show tomorrow. All right? Just still, we've said it enough times.
Starting point is 01:28:25 We're still going to get people who like, we're pod fading, hashtag pod fading, where are they? Yeah, and it's up on the schedule, which you can find at frogpants.com slash streaming, I think, is where it is, or linked on any of the pages. It's always there for your perusal. And yes, I do keep it up. I check it every week. Make sure everything's in line. So no show tomorrow. No show for Thursday for Thanksgiving.
Starting point is 01:28:47 Thank you, Carter. She just turned on my on air light. She'll literally turn on a red on air light. because I always forget to turn it on before I start the show. But anyway, so yeah, just know that about this week's schedule. It's a little off Monday, Wednesday for main shows, and then play date on the weekend. All right? Cool.
Starting point is 01:29:06 Brian, I think that's it. Do you have a song to play? I do. Tom rode in and said, happy Thanksgiving stuffing and birthday cake. Another circle around the globe, and my wife is another year beautiful. And unless you're having a Black Friday episode this year, her birthday on the 24th, won't coincide with the show. I wanted to remind everyone of the quote at the end of Lilo and Stitch.
Starting point is 01:29:26 This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's small and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good. Happy birthday, Malia. I'd like to request any cover from the movie, and if I get it done in time, I'll send you pictures of her present. Oh, please do, Tom. I'd love to see it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:46 Leval and Stitch. Of course, obviously, a favorite mine, because I've got stitches all over the place. And I didn't even do any snitching to get all these stitches. How fortunate is that? Anywho, this is a cover of a Hawaiian roller coaster ride. They actually used this for the straight-to-video Lilo and Stitch 2 movie. They used it for the end credits. But you hear it in Lilo and Stitch, the original Lilo and Stitch movie.
Starting point is 01:30:16 And it's by the band that actually did the theme to the TV show, a band called Jump 5. Here is their cover from Disneymania 3 from 2005, Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride. I'm going to be. Ottawa. There was no place to rat to be. Then I'll must have poured out of the sea. Lingering in the ocean blue. Had if I had one wish come true.
Starting point is 01:30:48 I'd serve till the sunset. me on the horizon. Ah, wiki, wiki, my lo, he, lo, hila, when Michael, Papa, and I loo flying by on a Hawaiian roller coaster all right. Ah, wiki, wiki, my lo, hilo, hilo, hila, and my god,
Starting point is 01:31:08 and a micaw, la la la la la la, la. Oh, come on, ha, nuba, nuba, la, la, la, la. Make a kai hoa, ha, ha, ha, ha, When a heck are going on us Head ahead of Mike I go away Hawaiian roller coaster ride
Starting point is 01:31:23 There's no place to wrap me I've got to be That I must have wore out of sea We're moving in the ocean blue Head if I had one Which comes down I start to tell the song Steps beyond the horizon
Starting point is 01:31:35 How we can wait for my lock Long till I'm going to come and I lose Riding by on the Hawaiian Rollercoaster ride Take those Take the house You're shaker
Starting point is 01:31:51 No worry no There ain't up in your brother Yeah Nip yet Nek Nuck Kine Nuck Kine Lack Sank Sank Let's get to
Starting point is 01:31:58 Let's get to Wind Motion Let me go share Wharfoulese Let's just stand and turn And Hawaiian rollercoaster ride
Starting point is 01:32:17 I'm gonna win My lava and inconcese Wine from swipe a highlight on a Hawaiian Rollercoaster ride Hano Halo
Starting point is 01:32:33 Allah Aloha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hana p urnahlai Ryan roller coaster ride There's no place where to be That all the self-go-outed tea Ring-wing in you should do I know
Starting point is 01:32:57 I served there for subsets beyond the horizon I'm wiki, wiki, my loo he loo he loo and no and like the father and I'm lying by on my home Why a roller coaster ride Oh, Hawaii on a roller coaster ride. Get more at frogpants.com. Hello, China.
Starting point is 01:33:34 Oh, hello, China.

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