The Morning Stream - TMS 2557: Hobo Face Pancakes
Episode Date: November 20, 2023The Important thing is that You Feel Bad. Scott forces Fury Road on another victim. YOU SUCK! ...Thanks for listening! Miami Vice City. Harrison Ford was a carpenter. You know who else was a Carpenter....... Karen. Horses are Assholes. Sidle Lessons. Kentucky Derbay. Keith Richards Sucks Lifeforce. Emotional Support Horse. Why Does The Michelin Man Give Out Stars? Turkey Ferts & Leftovers. Nobody listens to Amy. Big Feet Mean Big Shoes. Thanks Dr. Eyeball. Get Me Photos! Photos of Omni-Man, with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Coming up on TMS, the important thing is that you feel bad.
Scott Forces Fury Road on another victim.
You suck. Thanks for listening.
Miami Vice City.
Harrison Ford was a carpenter.
You knew who else was a carpenter?
Karen.
Horses are assholes.
Sidal lessons.
Kentucky Derbe.
Keith Richards sucks life force.
Emotional support horse.
Why does the Michelin Man give out stars?
Turkey ferts and leftovers.
Nobody listens to Amy.
Big feet mean big shoes.
Thanks, Dr. Eyeball.
Get me photos.
Photos of Omni Man with Stephen and Moore on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Carnation milk, the best in the land,
comes in a tin with a red and white band.
No tits to pull, no hay to pitch,
just punch two holes in the son of a bit.
No more vinegar and water duches for me.
They're such a bother.
The Morning Stream.
Ah, that's the level of stupid we're looking for.
Hey, everybody, welcome to TMS.
It's the morning stream for Monday, November 20th, 20th,
I'm Scott Johnson, and that is Brian Ibitt.
Hello, Brian Ibit.
Hello.
Oh, it's the Thanksgiving week.
It's the Thanksgiving week.
A little light week for us.
Yeah, a little light.
Only doing shows on days that don't begin with tea.
That is correct.
That was always the plan.
So here's the deal.
We got a show today.
We got no show tomorrow.
Some people last night on the schedule were like,
why does the schedule not say there's a show tomorrow?
Well, like we mentioned on this show multiple times,
that apparently you're all listening to very carefully.
There is no show tomorrow because I have a dental appointment.
So that's all made.
It's the best I could get before the holidays kicked in.
And it was a big mess if I waited and so anyway, we're doing that.
So tomorrow, that's where I'll be.
And then back Wednesday with a show.
Just killing it, you know, like we do.
Just putting it out there, laying it out.
Exactly.
Everything, the feud with the dental ads.
Oh, the whole thing.
You just lay it out like a top.
Oh, yeah.
The commentals, all that stuff.
All of it.
Just all of it right there for you to take.
And then Thursday is Thanksgiving here in the United States of America.
And on that day, we celebrate corn and the Indians giving it to the guys at the hats and the weird ties and the funky, the shorts.
And we didn't land on Plymouth Rock.
Plymouth Rock landed on us.
Right, right.
That's all part of it.
Yeah, all the Malcolm X stuff we do on that day.
It's going to be great.
Thursday, as they call in Ireland.
Tarrysday.
Thursday.
We're not doing a show on
Thursday.
We will do a play date on Friday.
And, you know, we got all kinds of things.
It's just a little wonky this week, all right?
Yeah, exactly.
But welcome to it.
Let's get straight to it.
There's somebody who called, I know, I'm really glad Amy's in the chat today
because this kind of has something to do with her.
Yeah.
So I'll just play it.
This is a call about dungeon crawler Carl, a book series thing.
And here he is.
Hey, I was listening.
You have, you played a sound clip.
And it was from Dungeon Crawler Carl.
And I don't think I've ever heard you guys talk about that on the show.
But Scott, if you are reading that book, I would love to know your opinion on it.
Thanks.
Have a good day.
So he must have missed the entire episode where Amy gushed.
Right.
So did you play a clip from the book on a separate show, like as a stinger or something?
Yes.
And that came from Amy.
From Amy's audio clip that she sent us for that episode.
Correct.
Or she may have even sent it separately.
I think maybe is a separate chunk.
but that's where he heard it and and yes we did we had a whole segment a whole read this segment
about that very book so you must have missed that episode no worries well the question is you know
I'm trying to remember if we because I know there was a week where we did like three where
Amy recommended like a couple books and I'm trying to remember that might have been the week
that I'm looking to see quicktms.l I if we if I put links to all the books we talked about
on that episode.
Oh, maybe.
Oh, maybe it's not on there.
Yeah.
Yeah, it might not be on there and that's why.
Oh, no, I did.
There it is.
October 3rd.
Okay.
October 3rd.
Oh, the turd of October.
Carl.
That was a Thursday.
I met Gennemann.
We talked about it on a Thursday.
It was October 3rd.
I don't know why I'm, I don't know why that works for me today, but I love it.
It is fun to say it.
But yeah, we talked about it and I downloaded it.
I have it on my Kindle.
I've not gotten around to it yet.
I got into this loop of
of horror books
and thriller books
and I haven't been able to stop
so I'm in the middle of one right now
called Brother
which sounds like the name of my nephew's band
It's exactly the name of your nephew's band
Do they spell it with a period at the end?
No period at the end
Oh okay, there's the difference right there
Yeah and they don't get to go to Korea
three times a year because their parents
pay for them to go anyway
That's a whole separate thing
But anyway
the book is really good and creepy so far,
but it just keeps hooking me
and I have a hard time getting on to what's next.
But what's next is dungeon crawler, Carl, that's on there.
Cool.
It's hard to say fast.
Dungeon crawler Carl, Carl.
Dungeon crawler Carl.
So you have no problem.
Dungeon crawler Carl.
You have no problem.
I screw up with the car, like the carol.
Yeah.
That's better than dungeon crawler.
Curl.
Corl.
Curl.
Get back in the house, Carl.
How many books?
There's like six books.
Wow.
Oh, shit. I didn't know that. Am I committing to a big, I'm committing?
You are. It's the book one of six. But you know what? From everything I've heard, it should be much enjoyable for you.
I'm going to do, yeah, it looks like I've got the, yeah, I'll just throw it on my Kindle.
Yeah, it's Kindle. Yeah, it's cheap.
Kindle, basically free. Free, even.
Free, yes. How much is unlimited? It's like four bucks?
14, 14 bucks for the audio. I'm sorry, the audio, 749,
for the audio and 16 for the paperback.
If you do unlimited,
I think you're paying,
I think you're paying only five bucks a month.
And man,
that thing has been the best deal.
Like, I have some subscriptions I really value.
I really like YouTube premium.
There's a couple others I really like.
But one I,
and there's a lot of shit Amazon does with prime and stuff I don't like.
Like,
it's too expensive overall prime and stuff like that.
But,
Kind of Unlimited,
if you're reading on the regular and you do like me
where you like to read on a Kindle and not audio.
Oh, yeah.
Man, what a deal.
The same reason you do.
It's like, if I need to sleep, that's a great way.
That's a great way to get me to sleep.
Yeah, you want me to conk out immediately.
Maybe I need to do that more often, though.
Maybe that's how...
Well, the problem is that I get to sleep just fine.
Follow sleep instantly.
Problem is I wake up at 2 o'clock in the morning,
and that's when things, life goes awry.
Did that happen to you today?
It didn't.
I woke up at 4.
So I watched...
Late sleep.
Perce.
Yeah.
Ooh.
Slipped in, did you?
I watched a documentary that I need to watch for soundography with Hammond.
Oh, a music-related deal.
I take it.
It is, and it's really cool.
I'll talk about it here.
It's called cassette, and it's all about the creation of the audio cassette, and how it kind of is making its resurgence.
It never disappears, but nobody's out there saying, oh, audio cassette is the best way.
to listen to music. It's so much better than
CD, you're streaming or
blah, blah, blah.
My kids are all into them. Carter over there.
Yeah. Collecting them. Plays
them on my old sports walkman from
the 80s. I love it. Yeah.
Not the cool one that Greg sent me.
Not the Greg for Walkman.
Yeah, that one's mine.
Yeah. All right. Well, there's that.
Thank you for reminding us about a cool book series
and also not listening to the show
very carefully.
You know, let's really
alienate our listeners by chastising them for
not paying attention to something. Yeah, let's give them shit.
We're available.
The important thing is that you feel bad. But thanks for listening.
Love the show. You know, the people that really make the show possible,
we should really give them the most crap.
We really need to rip on them a little bit more.
Oh, speaking of movies. Well, I guess we didn't talk about movies.
I was talking pre-show about watching Goodfellas with Nick tonight.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
did another we we had a mad max fury road virgin
oh did you is no longer virginal in the mad max fury road and so here's what we did
i feel like van and phoebe are now scarred
oh my gosh can you imagine showing that to a four-year-old that would be in so much trouble
uh no this is carter's friend uh alicia uh she's awesome we really like her a lot and um
she had never seen it so when she said this proclaim this at dinner or something a while
back. I went, what? We're changing that? Let's schedule a time. And so our time, our scheduled time was
Saturday this week, Saturday night. Yeah. Yeah. And she's very, she's super artsy-fartsy. She loves doing
like, you know, cosplay and getting ready for Comic-Con. And she loves anime. And she's, she's really
creative that way. But she's also just like really reliable. She's like this really great person,
this girl. And an amazing friend to Carter. And it's just they're great friends. Anyway,
I wasn't sure if first sensibilities would match up with, you know, what Fury Road was bringing to the table.
Sure.
Oh, gosh.
Yeah.
It's a gamble.
You don't know if you're going to be ruining this poor girl or if you're going to turn her into a convert.
Yeah.
The good news is.
So I made a goal of I'm not going to talk during this film at all because my tendency when I'm this excited is to go, do you see that guy?
That guy.
Right.
Oh, I know.
He's like, look, that's a bullet farmer.
And his whole story is da-da-da-da-da.
Yeah, yeah.
The Dufourier, and look at this.
And I figure, we also did the math, we think this was my 20th viewing.
So it was almost like a milestone, you know, for me.
So we sit down and watch it.
I shut up the whole time, just let it go.
I had it cranked on the volume, you know, surround loud, beautiful screen, 4K,
just as good as I can play this movie without being in a giant theater.
And it ends.
And I look over at her.
And I said, all right, what did you think?
she freaking loved it she really liked it and I was afraid maybe she was just saying that because I'm sitting there
yeah yeah but did you check her text messages later like what she told other people I didn't check those
I think that would be a creepy move on my part but she did we hooked her up to a lie detector and she
passed oh good good okay that's that's adequate everything's fine now but anyway she really liked it
and I think I think if you've been putting it off for whatever reason you just didn't understand what's going
on. Now's the time. Make
2023
the holiday period.
Your time to finally
dig in and see the greatest film of the last
20 years. Do it. Crew planes, trains
and automobiles. Make Mad Max
your holiday annual
rewatch. Yeah. Forget
Christmas vacation or
a Christmas story or any of those other
grand traditions. Put those to
the side and saddle on
up to some wasteland
entertainment. All right.
Get that done.
Anyway, it was a lot of fun and big thanks to Alicia for being a good sport.
She had a good time.
Very cool.
And she's also just like, she's such a nerd.
It's just great.
I don't know.
I'm just happy Carter has a friend like that.
She's awesome.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's move on to, oh, we got to call Dunaway.
Holy shit.
Yeah, we need to bring in Dunaway for a little asses of half.
That's right.
That's right.
Here he comes.
Hold on.
Yeah, Bramble Bright wanted to know if what.
episode was it the episode of TMS right after you saw Fury Road for the first time oh oh my gosh well
let's see didn't somebody find that because we have we have audio will somebody could probably
find that just based on the date like because you saw it in theaters opening weekend right
I did oh yeah yeah I saw it that weekend maybe you met Thursday so it's 2015 I want to say it was
in April so we could probably narrow this down we have audio of us before we ever saw of me predicting
things that I was excited
about. Your predictions
I know your predictions of
you know how good it would do with
the Oscars. Do you didn't predict that
before you saw the movie? No, no, no.
That was after. So we also have audio of that
someplace where I said, oh, I think
this thing's going to be a best picture nomination and nobody
believe me.
I knew it wouldn't win for the record.
May 15th, 2015
was the actual
release date of the film. Okay, so a little
later than I was thinking. So you can find
you can find the
the first episode of TMS
after that and it'll probably be in there. You won't hear
much of me in that episode because there's
no room for me. It's probably
the most annoying episode we've ever
done, you know? Because I probably
would not shut up. I don't even want to
hear myself. Gosh, I'm sure
I was, I was sure I was unlivable.
But I'll tell you what is livable.
This.
Oh, look who it is.
Brian Dunaway sideling up to the bar with his life ready for us to inspect and fawn over.
I don't know what that means.
Hello, Brian.
How are you?
I don't feel very comfortable.
Oh, hi, Scott and Brian.
You don't want me to fawn over your life?
Is that not what you want?
I don't want to sidle up, but then you start touching and looking.
No, gross.
I don't even know what sideling is.
What is that?
Not because we're two dudes, but because.
It's not up kind of thing.
Just kind of rolling on up.
Yeah, you kind of, you slide up, right?
You slide up, you get a little too close.
You break into someone's personal space as sideling.
Where'd you come from?
Okay.
All right, I believe you.
Unless you're talking about S.I. Las Vegas, and that's just the last name of the character named Sarah.
Whoa, deep cut, actually.
That's pretty deep.
I like that a lot.
All right, we're going to play a game.
I like, I liked her a lot.
I like that.
She was awesome.
She's still awesome.
I don't know what she's up to these days, but she was great.
Hey, Brian, why don't you explain the rules of the game we're going to play here with Brian Dunaway.
day. Well, okay, welcome to the morning half-asses, a trivia game where I'm actually going to be giving the two of you the answers. I'm going to give Scott and Brian a category and six possible answers. Three of those answers are correct. And three of them are as much of dungeon crawler Carl as I've read so far, non-existent. If you get any wrong, you get zero points for that round. If you guess one, you right, you get a point. Two right gets you three points. Three right gets you five. Eleven gets you 72 and 19 gets you 436. But we'll just.
just worry about the first.
What?
Player with the most points after three rounds wins the prize for their
contestant and contestants will be pulled from members of the tadpool that aren't able to listen live.
Scott,
you're going to be playing for Anamiki Kumlega in Baton Rouge.
That sounds real.
I feel okay. Is it not Aminici?
Amonici?
What did you say?
What did you say?
Anamiki Kumiga?
I like how you said it better.
It's called with a K.
Oh, it's a K that's not like Michi then.
Yeah, it seems like it would be a key in there, though.
It's likely it would be.
And I feel totally fine saying that he or she is in Baton Rouge because there's got to be a lot of people with the same.
No, no, no.
It's Baton Rouge.
Yeah.
As David Letterman once said, David Letterman once said, that means red stick.
And then Paul went.
That's right.
Red stick.
That's how they define it.
We're just going to put a red stick in the ground.
And that is our.
OMA.
Oprah.
That's right.
Umah, not Oma.
Did you say Oma?
I said Oma, Oprah.
He was making David.
I think he said Oma, O'Brien jokes.
All right.
Oma.
Oh, my.
Ray, Brian, you're going to be playing for Ray McDonald in Sydney, Nova Scotia.
Oh, what an easy name.
Ray McDonald, what a great name.
How very, yes.
Yes.
All right, let's get to this.
Let me give you your categories and your first six answers.
I'm predicting higher points this time around because I think there's one of these
that you probably will be able to get.
I think you're overestimating.
I think I might be.
Races in the Triple Crown.
You know, every year they have the horse races,
the annual horse races.
They made up of three races.
Sure.
What?
Dave those three races in the Triple Crown.
Your choices are the Breeders' Cup,
the Kentucky Derby, the Belmont Stakes,
the Arlington Million,
the Preakness Stakes, and the Pacific Classic.
Three of those,
are in the the triple crown three of them are not all right i'm locking in two because i i think
i'm only right about two i could be wrong now all right um we're probably guessing the right
you both uh yeah you both did say kentucky derbe uh derbe that is correct
Derby, Kentucky Derby.
What's a fancy hat?
What is it?
It's a Derby.
You're going to join Midgeo with the Kentucky Derby.
You're both correct on that one.
Belmont Steaks.
That is also one of them.
Prejudice is not one of them.
The Preakness, the Belmont, and the Kentucky Derby are your three races.
Good job, Scott.
Almost grabbed Preakness and then held off, yeah, because I was just like,
Why am I not?
Are you not familiar with my...
You don't know.
You're supposed to be into that stuff
because you're down south
where all the horses race, man.
Yeah, your love poster.
How long have you been a podcast doing me?
Have I not told you that horses or assholes?
Do you think I'm going to watch a bunch of assholes
around?
I don't think so.
You really think so you don't like the horses?
You're not into the...
I don't know, I didn't say I didn't.
I didn't say I didn't like horses.
Don't put words in my mouth.
Someone had a girlfriend who liked horses.
more than him.
I'm saying horses are
assholes. That's what I'm saying.
I like Brian's theory.
I like that theory.
That's funny.
Well, you know what the real truth is?
I was I was
what, like about seven years, no,
about six years old probably.
And I rode my first horse
and they didn't tell me exactly
how to do it. And so
I fell off. And the horse just
you know, he tried to trample me.
And then I've seen horses
kick each other in the ribs and they're just they're just flat out assholes like they can't
help it all right it's their nature no look i understand childhood trauma and stuff that's a big deal
so are you did you did you make it out on scade though no long term other than mental anguish did
you just the mental damage okay yeah just the lifelong mental damage i understand sure i get
it no this is how i feel about certain birds and cats they're dicks they're all dicks so i get it
i feel you not all cats some cats
Not all cats.
But all geese.
Universally accepted truth is all geese are dicks.
Oh, all geese are dicks.
Yeah, there's no question there.
But cats, hashtag, not all cats.
All right.
It's fine.
Yeah, fair enough.
All right.
Let's get to this one right here.
Original members of the Rolling Stones.
You know that band.
They just released a brand new album this year.
Crazy enough.
Your choices are Brian Jones, Ron Wood, John Entwistle,
Charlie Watts, Mick Taylor, and Bill Wyman,
which three of these,
are actual original members of the stairs making up words you're just making up words
i'm locking in on the two that just my brain said hey scott lock on to those because
i don't see no jagger in here so i'm i see a mick taylor but not a jagger that's what i said
yeah that's it feels like someone's trying to throw it felt like a it feel like a thing right
pick something done away
I'm watching his dog go on and on and on
oh his dog goes on and off it's a nervous habit
you know who else is assholes
brian's are assholes horses and brian
all right
let's see here so
none of you picked the same ones very interesting
Scott you picked Charlie Watts
yeah Charlie Watts had just passed away last year
was I knew I should have picked it
a founding member I know that's the one that Brian Dunaway's dot
was appearing on and off and on.
I don't like it, but I wasn't sure.
Yeah, drummer.
Brian, you also picked Brian Jones probably because he's a Brian, right?
You thought, oh, well, he's a Brian.
He has to move into the Rolling Stones.
Duh.
Yeah, both of those guys were original members.
John N. Twistle.
Isn't that the one that died?
No, that's the trial, Brian Jones.
Oh, he did also?
Okay.
He also died.
He died a lot earlier on.
Early.
Right.
John Ntwisle also died, but he was a member of the Who and not a member of the Rolling Stones.
Bill Wyman, your other.
member of the
of the Rolling Stones
other original member
Ron Wood by the way
and Mick Taylor
were both members
of the Rolling Stones
Ron Wood joined
in 1975
and Mick Taylor
joined in 1969
because the name is Mick
when did Mick
when did Mick
wasn't Brian Jones
the one that
drowned in the pool
or something
something
some story happened
something
I can't remember
a vomit
but the jury's out
on whether it was
his own
yeah yeah or in the pool
right right
so wait a minute
so I think the deal
is that Keith
Richards is slowly sucking the life from these other men who all die.
Just taking life for us, basically, is how he does it.
He was a member of the Rolling Stones till 74, Mick Taylor.
Okay.
So when did we get Mick Jagger?
When did that happen?
Oh, he's an original.
Oh, he's a founder.
He just didn't cheese him.
And continues to be.
Gotcha.
Okay.
But if he was on here, be too obvious.
That would have been a little too obvious to have.
Oh, all right.
I thought I was learning something new that he didn't found him or something, which would have.
No, it was originally Jagger Richards,
Brian Jones, Bill Wyman, and Charlie Watts
were the original five.
Okay.
The big, the big, there you go.
And then they added, uh, that's a lot of stones.
A little bit later, they, uh, Nick Taylor came and went, but during part of their
heyday, I mean, it was, you know, it was, uh, early on for them.
How many, how many stones you think, uh, they're rolling stones?
How many think there are, like, you know, how much, how much does it call?
Yeah. Hmm, how many are there total?
How many total rolling stones?
Like have, have come and gone through the, through the band?
Oh, only like seven or eight.
They haven't had a ton of...
No, just a seven or eight, okay.
Yeah, maybe nine, ten.
Do you think any of them have ever had kidney stones?
And that would be just ironic because the doctors...
Oh, of all the things you could have gotten, Mick, you got the stones.
How do you feel about that?
And you just go...
The doctor, Dr. Lick and says, well, I've got some irony for you.
Yeah.
Yeah, we need a good subtle doctor to giving me answer.
It's good.
Right, exactly.
All right, let's get to the last.
one. We're going to the last question with Brian with one point, Scott with three, so some action needs to happen on this last one. The highest points in their countries. So which of these things have the highest point in the country in which they reside? Your choices are Mount Olympus in Greece, Mount Kilimanjaro in Kenya, Matterhorn in Switzerland, Mount Fuji in Japan, Mount Errorat in Turkey, and Popo Catepetal, Mexico.
Oh, my. Gosh.
Yeah, some of those old Aztec names, rough.
Exactly.
So three of those are the highest points in their country.
Three of them are not.
I'm going conservative since I have the lead.
I'm just going to go two.
Okay.
I'm probably wrong.
I don't know these.
Done away.
Pick your shit, will you?
Shut up.
I'm looking.
All right.
All right, both of you locked in.
Both of you locked in on the same two.
Mount Fuji in Japan.
That means I cannot win.
That's right.
That's totally true.
Mount Fuji in Japan.
That's absolutely correct.
Yeah, it is the highest point in Japan.
I knew that one for sure.
And Mount Kilimanjaro, you know, Toto tells you it's Mount Kilimanjaro rises high above the, like a priestess above the Serengeti.
But not high enough.
It's not high enough.
There's a mountain bigger than that.
Mount Kenya is bigger.
is higher than Mount Kilimanjaro.
Mount Olympus and Mount Errorat are the two other ones.
Greece and Turkey, those are the two highest points in those.
I should have a lot of Greece and Turkey this Thursday.
That's right.
Exactly.
There we go.
That's why I picked it.
Greece and Turkey right there.
I should have picked that Mount Olympus one because, of course, they made this mythical,
they made a mythic thing out of a giant mind.
Exactly.
They're not going to say, well, the gods all live on Mount Olympus.
But, you know, if they wanted to be higher than that,
that they live on Mount
blah blah blah
yeah
yeah exactly
dang it all right
well
that still means
I win
you do win
Scott wins
which means
prizes are going to
well that person
whose name is
in Baton Rouge
Louisiana
um
you're getting a copy
of Xcom
chimera squad
and the lethal
league blaze
oh awesome
both great games
I loved
chimera squad
was awesome
cool
but don't worry
Ray McDonald
in Sydney, Nova Scotia.
You're getting a great game as well.
Atma sphere.
Also good.
Not the way you think it would be spelled.
Atma sphere.
So congratulations to both of you and happy Thanksgiving week.
You've hopefully got some time off to play those awesome games.
Yeah, at least in Arkansas you did.
Congratulations.
You're the winner.
I mean, up the, I don't know, Canada had theirs in October, right?
Or whatever they did.
Yeah.
They had their Thanksgiving.
You guys could sync up with us.
It would be fine.
All right.
Just do it.
All right.
You take our Thanksgiving.
We'll take your metric system.
How's that?
Oh, it's a great trade.
I'm in.
I don't want to learn anything.
I don't want to learn anything.
I've already learned it, so now I'm ready.
Just switch.
Let's go.
I'm voting against this.
The South will rise again, and you will do metric down there.
All right.
How am I supposed to metricly measure something when my foot is 12 inches long and I can
walk along and measure things out?
I'm not going to go metric.
Forget that crap.
Do you really have a time?
12 inch foot your feet don't have a 12 inch foot you're right it's 13 inch foot what you're
you know they say about big feet yeah big shoes yeah big shoes and socks that are tight
when i was growing up i always had smaller feet still do for my height and uh so i only wear like a 10
and a half to 11 and i'm six almost six four so i don't know if that means i have a problem
if that means i'm part of the problem like i don't know what the deal is but i don't know it seems like
it'd be a balance problem like you might not be able to balance for it well yeah plus i have the big head
that hardly hardly any hats fit so all the you're like how are you even vertical i don't know i don't
know i don't have a high center of gravity i'm like i'm like one of those uh what was susukey sidekicks
they're gonna roll if you just turn barely right right anyway uh they're gonna find your
skeleton one day they're gonna go how did this thing even stand up right it didn't how did we
slither across the earth exactly hey you're uh always fun to have on dude
And I look forward to Wednesday because we'll do this more.
Now, here's the thing.
We're doing Play Retro this week, but it's going to be on Wednesday like it used to be because of the holiday week and things are all jacked.
We can't do it Friday.
So we're going to do it on Wednesday, 430 Mountain Time.
I would really like people to be there for that if you can.
And we'll talk more about it on Wednesday when you're here for the feud.
But we look forward to it.
Is there anything else that you'd like to say to us before we go?
Yeah, I'll be playing South Park tonight on stream, Twitch.
TV, Brian Dunaway. Do it.
And 64, South Park,
Thanksgiving game of the year.
Do it.
Check it, get it, bye.
Do it.
Kiss our butts.
All right, you can't say anything about it.
Live it. Learn it.
Yeah, be it.
Solve it.
Live there.
All right.
We did that.
That means we now do this.
It's time for the news, and it's brought to you by.
Bourbon-flavored pancake syrup.
Yeah, Kim made that yesterday.
I didn't make it.
Used it for.
some for breakfast we had a little brunch with the kids and oh nice and it was at first it
tasted like a hobo's face hmm how many hobo's faces have you tasted scott only three
um no i i don't i couldn't explain it it's just it it tasted like i'm sure it's that bourbon
flavor i'm sure it's bourbon bourbon infused peg pancake syrup but the process of boiling the
the liquid down, the sap down into syrup, probably boiled off all the alcohol.
Oh, yeah, there's no alcohol in it for sure.
But it was, I guess it was done in a barrel, like a, like when you make a bourbon in a barrel.
Oh, yeah, so gotcha.
So the syrup is, so it's boiled down from the sap and then turned into, or then store it in
bourbon barrels to get the flavor.
Yeah.
And the very first impression is like, oh, this, this tastes like a bar.
But then you, then it settles in and it's like, oh, this is actually really nice.
so I kind of recommend it.
It was very good.
That's cool.
Hootie 42 sent something into us, doesn't it though?
Oh my gosh.
Pancakes or waffles right now.
Oh, my go.
Hootie 42, who lives near me, sort of ish.
Been on the show once or twice.
It's like 40 minutes north or Saturday.
He's like sort ofish.
Sort ofish.
He is, he's got the flu or COVID or something right now.
So shout out to him.
Hope he's doing it okay.
But secondarily, he sent us this.
article so uh or it was in our discord he posted it uh horses got on or we should have left this
for dunaway hates horses so much a horse gets loose on an airplane forces it to return to the airport
oh lord wow yeah right okay right oh wow you can take a horse on an airplane even apparently
that's the thing you can do i don't know if it's your your service animal your uh your mental health
animal or whatever i don't know yeah uh flight from new york's jfk airport to
Belgium had to turn around after a horse got loose in the Boeing 747's cargo hold shortly after takeoff.
After takeoff.
Oh, my God.
So they must be like other animals.
They tie them down in there or they put them in a...
Well, you know, smaller animals.
I mean, I don't think you're...
I didn't think you could still do animals in the cargo hold because it gets so cold in there.
Maybe, um, maybe cats, dogs.
I don't know.
I mean, they do claim, I mean, this says they're a cargo plane.
so it must be constructed differently than a regular 747?
Yeah, maybe.
Maybe it's a hybrid.
But anyway, the incident was reconstructed in the aviation YouTube channel.
You can see the ATC, is the name of it,
and claims it happened shortly after 6 p.m. Eastern on November 9th.
From the looks of the video, the pilot of Air Atlanta, Icelandic Flight 4592,
reported that there was a loose horsey.
I don't know why the call it a horsey, whatever,
at about 31,000 feet and requested the 747-400
or be allowed to return in New York
since the crew couldn't get the noble beast secured.
We are a cargo plane.
We have a live animal.
Horse on board the airplane
and the horse managed to escape its stall.
We don't have a problem as a flying,
or flying wise,
but we need to return back to New York.
A pilot told air traffic controllers in Boston,
we cannot get the horse back secured.
I think they mean we cannot get the horse.
Like it got loose.
Yeah, I don't think they mean that back.
It's just a weird way to talk.
Maybe they're pan-y.
This whole article has got a weird way to talk, right?
Like, the loose horsey.
It's very weird choices here.
After dumping 20 tons of fuel to get their weight down near Martha's Vineyard at Nantucket,
the pilots landed back at JFK about 635 p.m.
Where do you dump the fuel?
Yeah, where do you dump 20 tons of fuel?
In the air?
Yeah.
We're all going to die.
That's how.
why are we doing that that's terrible yeah no kidding i mean why do you need to dump the fuel to
to get to return back to new york to land and get the horse back secured yeah these are
mysteries i don't have answers for and what they do like a tranquilizer darn or something if the
thing is loose and kicking around my gosh oh can't imagine this scene it sounds insane to me
the whole the whole thing sounds nuts yeah uh see and it's a horse probably weighs enough to
if it ran side to side do you think it would
maybe not maybe a plane's big enough and stable enough it wouldn't cause like lift or drop or
anything they're not that big i guess how these are the horse they set up here uh oh did they no wait
oh maybe they didn't i thought i read a measurement something about oh i'm just thinking of the fuel
i think um well anyway they requested help from a veterinarian uh there's no word on what happened
to the animal oh easily right it's got to be 700 pounds yeah almost it's got to be near a thousand
pounds of course yeah i don't know i would i mean not half a wouldn't weigh like half a car right oh see
this is this is where we're like uh this is where we're gonna get a thousand emails about uh
yeah i'll we're all take we're takers here we'll take your emails for this average horse way
let's just let's just take care of this yeah between nine hundred and twelve hundred pounds wow
that's crazy that's average wow average uh miniature horses small ponies weigh between 100 and 600 pounds
draft horses like your biggies, your Clydesdales, your Belgians, Perchrons, close to 2,000 pounds, 1,800 pounds.
Damn, that is about what a small car would be.
Yeah, yeah, like a Mini Cooper.
Yeah.
I've never thought of that before.
How much does a Mini Cooper win?
Look it up, dude.
Let's see here.
Yeah, 2,712 to 3, 144 pounds on average.
So, way more than I was expecting closer to 2000.
And it's more, it's cool.
It's around 3,000 pounds for a mini cooper.
I like those cars.
I would drive.
I do, too.
Let's see.
They got help from this vet.
They don't know what happened after that.
But it said, the pilot said, on the ramp, yes, we have a horse in problem, in difficulty.
What is wrong with this?
There's something wrong with the pilot.
Totally.
What, you can't make a straight sentence.
A horse in problem in difficulty.
Yeah.
I'm an AI pilot.
A.
A.I.
That's what it is.
My name is.
My name is Siri, and I'm trying to land this plane.
He says other things like,
United Flight 703.
We cannot get the horse back secured.
These are all actual lines.
That guy's weird.
That pilot's weird.
All right, moving on to this story.
I don't know why that makes me laugh.
I'm on a mission to have a half to complete, says a man,
who is accused of trying to break into residential homes,
masturbating on porches,
tells a judge he must continue.
Sure.
This guy's trouble.
He could be a time traveler and there could be a logical reason he has to do this.
He's on a mission and he can't tell you what that mission is.
No, no.
Just like when they say, oh, the world, the rapture could be tomorrow.
You're like, yeah, it could be a hundred years from now.
What are you talking about?
I need to impregnate as many of your porch swings as possible.
A 60-year-old Michelin Man, Michigan Man.
Oops.
That'd be funny.
Old man, Michelin Man.
I don't think you could get his arm.
Like, his arms are so bulky.
I don't think he could touch his junk, let alone.
Yeah, no kidding.
How does the Michelin Man, you know?
Michelin Man doesn't wear pants, does he?
No.
Like, is he?
He's all rolls, man.
All rolls.
Yeah.
I don't think he's got a...
How does the Michelin Man pee?
How does the Michelin Man pee?
and procreate or pee or otherwise he does he does wear one article of clothing do you remember
what the michelin man wears for clothing really hold on okay so i can only picture the 1920s one
and he he was just rolls and rolls and rolls so let me think he was just he was just flat out
naked but probably has like a little codpiece looking thing nope nope he has a sash oh really
yeah he wears a sash that says michelin like all like down over his shoulder shoulder
shoulder-to-waist sash like Miss America?
I can't picture this.
It's weird to me out.
Link.
Yeah, send me something.
I got to, I can't.
Sure.
Here it goes right here.
Oh, he does.
What is a sash?
The only item of clothing he has on is a sash.
That's right.
Exactly.
I don't know what I was.
Where have I been?
Well, this is wild.
The old one didn't.
I guess he didn't.
Oh, yeah, there are ones where it's naked.
there you know yeah check out the old uh the old one is something man like the 1898 one looks
like uh the creature that's trying to eat uh mr fantastic on that first issue of the fantastic
four it's coming up out of the ground grabbing the uh grab the human torch yeah dude that's
great yeah he's gone through some iterations it looks like oh i really don't like the early one man
That guy's creepy, dude.
1910's a little bizarre, too.
Like, who looked at this and said,
we need somebody to represent our tire?
I know.
How about a guy who looks like he's made of marshmallows
that have been squished?
Yeah, it's kind of effed.
There's nothing about it that reminds me a tire.
Are they supposed to be treads?
Are they supposed to be
rubber tires?
I don't know.
Maybe it's the tube inside the tires.
I don't know.
Maybe.
Yeah, it's, uh,
it's more marshal.
really would be curious is to know
why the Michelin Man looks the way
he does. What's the... Oh, I guess he does
wear shoes. I'm looking at it right now. Those are
laces, so he wears a sash
and shoes. But other than that, he's
just flat out, bare-ass naked.
He's just bare-ass naked from...
I'd be curious, are there any pictures of him from behind?
Does he have butt cheeks? What?
Hold on. I want to see. I want to see if there's
pictures of him from behind.
Man, behind.
Is this even going to come up, or am I
going to get a weird search result?
oh he's never turned around no no he managed just always know where the cameras are and face
forward that's a bummer yeah i would really like to see the hindquarters does the michelin man
have but cheeks because i really wanted to know somebody did it like the uh it's like almost
like a Pokemon check this out um like evolution yeah i'll let me give you this this is great you'll probably
guess as to which three things they
I could have guessed that.
That's hilarious, yeah.
You build a Billsbury dough boy, then evolves into the Michelin Man,
then into the State Puff marshmallow man.
Yeah, they're all kind of cut from the same cheese.
Oh, for sure.
Like, that is, that is a legit, that is a legit Pokemon evolution.
Now, instead of a sash, this Michelin Man's wearing like a scarf,
like it's wintertime, winter tires.
All right.
Well, that's weird.
Oh, yeah, there's another one of him wearing that same, really weird.
Like, same.
He's wearing crocs.
yeah here check this so like here's him doing some sort of like
budapose or something oh yeah look at that
yeah look at this he's very zen look at this guys
yeah um
so hold on a second okay here we go
uh most of the degree that the michelin man is white and bulbous but determining
just what material our smiling french giant is made from a little tougher
some say that like his long lost brother stay puffed the michelin man is
100% marshmallow others would hedge their bets on rubber
specifically bunches of tires a logical and likely correct assumption he could be made from puffy white clouds of chewy newicket candy still that snowman on steroids theory is mighty compelling i kind of want to make one a costume and then use like duct tape to create the creases or something and rubber bands or something yeah oh my gosh it's already been done brian look at somebody somebody's made the uh you got to see this all right give me because somebody i i
I'll say they tried.
I won't say they succeeded.
I think succeeded is wrong.
There you go.
Oh, no, that's hilarious.
That is officially the sweeted.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Totally sweeted.
Oh, I love that term.
Since that came up on film sack,
it's all I can think about with stuff.
We do need to watch Be Kind of Rewind.
I don't know if it's film sackable, but...
I've never seen it.
I need to see it.
Oh, yeah, this is really bad.
This is really bad Mishlin men costumes.
out there. Oh, they're terrible. Oh, that one
that's horrible. That's horrible. What's going on here, Chad?
Look at this from Brian sent.
Horrific. That guy's stoked to be taking
that picture. Look at it. He's excited. He's a fan.
All right. Well, anyway,
oh yeah, I should get to the story here.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Tell me about
the man. This has nothing to do with Michelin Man.
No, nothing at all. We just talked about Michigan, messed up the name, and then
went on this path.
He's a man with a history of sex-related crimes
is facing a possible life sentence
after he was caught on surveillance cameras
attempting to break into several homes
in residential areas
and masturbating outside at least one of them.
Scott Allen Schultz
who did himself no favors
when he interrupted a judge during his first court
appearance this week to seemingly defend his actions
was taken into custody on Thursday in charge
with three counts of first degree attempted home invasion
and one count of indecent exposure.
Here's what he says.
if I can find it
there's a quote
he basically said to the judge
here it is
no
where's this quote
they say he made this comment
on their wang doorbells
doorbell canes
nice oh here he is
your honor if I can interrupt you
I'm on a mission I have to complete by year's end
and they
and the mission is to go do this
at every house but there's no
like if I don't
dot dot dot if I don't
complete my mission here's
what's going to happen no and that sucks
you need to give me more dude this guy
needs to give me more look at him
he looks like someone I would not want to be around for more than a second
well and that's even before you know what he does yeah
there's something about him
there's that two photos one in that room
with the cops standing around on the camera
oh gosh yeah one of him
that's a guy that's a guy who definitely has a manifesto
yeah he's got a man
He has written at least one manifesto.
And it involves him jerking it on your porch.
Yeah.
Fantastic.
I guess that's better than shooting a bunch of people.
So stay away from me.
Let's move on to this one.
This is true.
A woman convicted of murdering friend with poisoned eyedrops and stealing $300,000.
Jeez, my God.
This is gnarly.
A woman in Was Waukesha County?
Waucahashaw.
Wachashah.
In Minnesota, don't
you know, has been found guilty of poisoning her beautification, her beautification, her beautician.
What am I saying?
You wanted way more syllables added to that thing.
Yeah, with eyedrops.
Okay, so Waukesha counties in Minnesota.
I thought Waukesha, the city is in Wisconsin, I thought.
It almost sounds like a Wisconsin name to me.
I've never been, but close as I've been, or anywhere I've been in Wisconsin was,
what did I do there?
Oh, I saw a baseball game.
I saw the Brewers play.
Oh, that's what it was.
Back when they were the Brewers.
Jesse Kerkowski, age 39, has been on trial for murder in connection with the death of her friend.
62-year-old Lynn Herman, court adjourned on Wednesday, deliberated for nearly four hours and found the defendant guilty on one charge of first-degree intentional homicide and two counts of theft of movable property.
That's a weird one for more than $10,000, but less than $100,000.
She stole nearly $300,000 from the beautician.
What's weird is they don't, none of this explains how she poisoned her with eyedrops.
Like you go to your beautician to get your hair done.
Yeah.
What are you doing going?
She's got a glass of water on the counter.
You drop a few drops of eye drops.
I thought it was like, here, use these.
They'll help your eyes.
And then she.
No, I don't think she poisoned her eye drops.
I think she poisoned her water with eye drops.
But I don't know.
Oh, my gosh.
That's, okay.
Oh, there she is crying.
There's a photo of her.
She was sobbing as the verdict was read aloud by Judge Jennifer Darrow.
She faces a maximum life sentence imprisonment for homicide and an additional 10 years for all the theft charges.
Wow.
This case...
386 corrects this.
It's pronounced Waka Dolarha.
Waka Dalaura Ha.
Okay.
Okay.
Great.
It depends on what phase the city is in.
That's right.
Exactly.
As a result, the medical examiner concluded that Ms. Herman's manner of death was homicides.
side by the poisoned eyedrops.
Oh, you're right.
Here it is.
Officials, then, she thought the victim had overdosed on medication.
They reported that the victim had a fatal dose of tetrahydrazoline in her system,
which is the main ingredient in eyedrops.
Really?
I could just put eyedrops, regular eyedrops, in a drink and it would be poisonous?
If it's got that as an active ingredient, yeah.
But what is it not hurt?
Not your wet, you know, wetness, eye moisture stuff, but like the...
Oh, like prescriptions.
Like medicated eyed drops and stuff, yeah.
Well, but then...
I think your vizine, I think, has got that stuff in it.
So if I'm using vizine or even a prescription level stuff of that,
and I'm putting that on my eye,
why is that it's not poisoning me through my eyes, I wonder?
Because it's still going into your system.
Just because how much you take.
Oh, okay.
Maybe that's all it is, just tiny drops don't do anything?
Let's see.
Snopes, um,
a few drops of vizine brand eyedrops taken internally will induce
uncontrollable diarrhea this is false but there is like a uh can't confirm i didn't that didn't
happen to me yeah you can't confirm yeah tetrahydrazoline uh swalling the substance can result
in a number of nasty effects including lowering body temperature dangerous levels making breathing
difficult or even halting and entirely blurring vision causing nausea and vomiting elevating then
dropping blood pressure seizures tremors or sending the ingester into
a coma.
Damn.
Yeah.
But put in your eyes, totally fine.
Just put in your eye.
That makes me never want to put stuff in my eyes in.
Right?
Exactly.
Maybe I'll live with the red.
Maybe I don't need to get the red out.
Somebody called Putin.
We got a new idea for him when he hasn't had it.
But yeah, it's, yeah, there you go.
But it's, uh, um, yeah, it all depends on the amount.
Like if you're, I imagine if you put a ton of vising in your eye.
Yeah.
Like, you know.
squeeze a whole bottle in your eye probably will have some of these things because you're you are
taking this stuff internally you're not swallowing it but you're still taking internally yeah and
your eyes are very closely connected to your sinus ducts and those go into your throat sometimes when i
like when i had my surgeries done i they gave me an antibiotic that i had to take for a week or something
while i was healing and i would take that stuff and immediately taste it in my throat as soon as i
dropped it in and about maybe a two seconds later I could feel that stuff in here whereas I don't
with just like a saline you don't taste it right because it's saline right but this stuff tasted
horrible and I called the doctor and I said is it normal that I'm like tasting this when they're
like oh yeah your eye your eye your eye so it's the reason people get like throat and nose
problems they catch those viruses through their eyes so I learned a lot that day thanks doctor
eyeball.
That is going to do it for us for now.
We're going to take a break and talk to our friend,
Major Spoilers, own Steven Schlecker, after this break,
because that'll be fun.
We always like catching up with him.
It's his time of the month.
So we're going to make that happen.
Before that, though, Brian here is going to express his feelings and thoughts about a song
he's chosen.
I am.
And you know what?
This one, I usually don't do this, but this one I heard this morning as I was going
through the songs that we need to go for the show.
And this one just hit me right today.
And it's not a song I typically would play on TMS,
but it's just, whatever reason, just connected with me.
It's a guy named Bones Owens,
and he's got a brand new album coming out,
December 1st, courtesy of 30 Tigers Records.
Sincere storytelling and evocative lyricism,
per me, the delicate and vulnerable six-song EP,
his most heartfelt and distinctive release to date.
This song, I don't know about all that,
but I do know that this song just did me right this morning.
The song is the title track.
It's called 18 Wheeler.
Here is Bones Owens.
Got a half a mind to say now.
What's going on inside my brain out?
You were only always all I wanted.
There were times when I was distant, but you stayed on my mind, so listen, you were only always all I wanted.
Like an 18-wheeler coming down a mountain.
I love you when there ain't all stopping me now.
Once you get it started, you can't turn it around.
A cup of coffee
I leave you
A couple months until I see you
You were only always all I wanted
I'll be taillights on the highway
Even if it all goes sideways
You were only always on all I wanted
Like an 18 wheeler coming down the mountain
I love you when there ain't no stopping me now
Once you get it started, you can't turn it around now.
Like an 18 wheel coming down,
I love you and there ain't
Oh, stop it
Me now
Once you get it started
You can't turn it around
Once you get it started
You can't turn it around
Once you get it started
You can't turn it around
Hello.
Quack, what, what, what, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack,
and we're back.
Sure, that's a Bones-Owens from his brand new album called AT, I'm sorry, brand new EP called 18 Wheeler.
That is the title track.
get the whole album in two weeks,
two weeks, December 1st,
courtesy of 30 Tigers records.
That's a crow, by the way, this right here.
Oh, man.
Crows, pigeons, or pigeons,
parrots freak me out because they talk a lot
and you can train them to say almost anything.
Sure.
Birds are way too smart and they're crazy to me and birds freak me out.
But crows speaking Spanish with that,
Ola?
That's crazy.
That is.
Oh my gosh, dude.
That is absolutely.
Gives me the willies.
You ever seen that video of that Crow figuring out that the glass of water he wants to drink is too low for his beak?
So he puts stones into it until displacement pushes the water up higher and then he can drink it.
Have you ever seen that?
It's amazing.
I've heard of it.
I've never, I don't know if there's a video of it.
That's amazing.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Those birds.
Ola.
Ola.
Ola.
All right.
By the way, unrelated to anything, obviously, the actor's strike just ended.
But I just got to the episode of moonlighting that took place during the end.
80s, the late 80s actor, or
uh, uh, writer's strike.
Yeah.
And, uh, the, um, uh, the end of the season episodes, season four, uh, episode, season finale,
they, uh, Maddie comes out, Maddie and David do their fourth wall breaking and
say, well, writer strike is going on. They walk past a bunch of writers sitting at their
desks holding the signs saying we're on strike. Yeah. And, uh, uh, basically say, we've got five
minutes left, so we're just going to have Herbert
Viola, lip sync,
um,
uh, woolly bully
by Sam the Sham and the Faroes.
Yeah.
So that's what they did.
They just, uh, yeah.
That is fourth wall as hell right there.
It's fourth wall as hell.
And it's, it is, uh, the most uncomfortable four or five minutes you're
to see on that, uh, on that show.
That's unfortunate.
At least until the next episode, which is Maddie's miscarriage, which is, uh,
very uncomfortable.
I had forgotten about.
Well, uh, good luck with the rest of that.
Yeah, exactly. Last season. Last season, just a few episodes left. Thank God.
Let's do this thing. And now welcome Stephen to the show. He's a huge freaking nerd.
Dollar, Dollar bills, y'all. Hey, Stephen. Dollar bills. You know how it is. What's up? How are you? What are you doing?
Ooh. Do you hear that? Your audio's Janko. Hold on.
It's like you're a ghost from the future.
It's very quiet and also really, oh, that guy is coming back. And we'll see what I will see. We'll see like ghosts.
all right so it should be oh here he's coming back i hear him i feel him there he is hi
oh still really quiet
hmm that's weird oh there you oh that's it there it is that's the guy we know
no you're perfect perfect yeah something great yeah whatever happened there was
temporary glitch in this matrix and you're fine now so welcome back uh Stephen
sorry what were you saying you were saying something oh I said you need dollar bills I need dollar bills we all
We all need dollar bills, right?
That's a dollar bills.
I hate that we do, but we do.
We all need them.
I don't know.
Do we, though?
I certainly, I've had a 20 in my wallet for like months that I haven't needed to actually spend because why use cash.
Yeah.
My address is one, two, three, any street.
Is it now?
Any town, USA?
Any town of USA, I could sure use that.
One, one, one, one.
One, one.
I still have a $5 bill in my wallet that I had on the cruise.
like in 2020.
Wow. Isn't that nuts?
It's weird that we just don't spend cash anymore.
It's funky.
Yeah.
I guess that's just the modern life of living.
Don't spend,
well,
you guys use credit and debit cards?
That's how the government tracks you.
I know they do,
but I'm well tracked,
man.
I'm,
I've given up.
It's for the next generation to fight that.
I can't do it.
Let them know that I had a Dave single at Wendy's.
I'm fine with that.
I'm right with it.
Yeah.
As long as I'm not,
you know,
I'm not in some corner of the dark web
buying guns or something.
They're never going to,
they're not going to get me.
for my burger purchase.
Anyway, it's good to have you.
We go down to the conspiracy hole another time.
Yeah, there's always an option for it.
There's always money in the banana stand.
But here today, it's time for major spoilers
and some talk about some stuff going on.
Let's talk about Madam Webb.
I have to make an admission here.
He may have seen me post this in places,
but right up until the day that trailer landed,
I didn't know who that.
I'd never heard of Madam Webb.
I knew this must be Sony owning more Spider-Man
adjacent rights.
So it must be in that vein of like Venom and everything else.
They own all the Spider-Man and Spider-Man adjacent rights.
Madam Webb first appeared in like 1980 in the comic book series.
She was definitely in that 1990s cartoon series that everybody loves.
If you've ever read, nothing can stop the juggernaut.
Yeah.
She is the inciting incident for that where.
Oh, really?
Madam Webb has, she's a clear point.
Yeah.
And so there's this guy.
I forget what his name is.
Since the juggernaut to get Madam Webb because he thinks that her precog a bit
are going to help him defeat the X-Men.
And so Spider-Man is there in the way of the juggernaut.
And so, yeah, that's her deal.
Wow.
All right.
And she looks like Aunt May, but she's not Aunt May.
Like, they only knew how to draw,
Remita only knew how to draw one type of old lady.
They all look like Edna.
So Agatha Harkness, Madam West.
Right, exactly.
So this is now Dakota Johnson is Madam Webb then?
Yeah.
Okay.
But why, okay.
But who's this spider-like?
man that's in it. Isn't that tarantula? Like the villain
tarantula? Is it? No, it. God,
I forget who it is, but
yeah, there's been some talk of him. I completely
So they haven't, they haven't said who he is.
No, but he is somebody in the, he's a, he's a known
villain in the Spider-Man. Oh, he is, okay. All right. Okay.
So they have said who he is, and it's not.
Oh, Aranya.
No, that's never, no, somebody else.
Let's see. That's black, black-suited, uh,
Um, is it Ezekiel?
Is that, that's, that's,
Ezekiel Sims, there we go.
Yes, Ezekiel Sims.
Based on the, uh, 2004 storyline, the book of Ezekiel.
Oh, okay.
So why, why is Ezekiel then in a spider looking costume?
Because Sony owns all the Spider-Man stuff.
And they want to make sure the people understand that this is a Spider-Man book or a Spider-Man movie.
And is it also true that Adam Scott's character is supposed to be Ben,
Ben, Uncle Ben
But it's in
Prior Uncle Ben
There's some rumor floating around
That that's young Uncle Ben being in the EMP.
So this is going to be like way early
Pre
Way pre Spider Man
Well the only
The reason the hint is going around
Well it's a couple of reasons
One I think people just like that
That idea but two
Everyone's using CRT monitors
And it looks like 90s early 90s or something
So the idea is like
Oh well
Adam Scott just doesn't
you know he's just not old enough to be an uncle uncle ben yet or whatever but
i don't know enough about this series or enough about this character i never heard of it
until the other day so i think a lot of i think that's the way it is with a lot of people and
um that's okay uh you know people are i'm sure are regretting ever learning who morbius was or
i mean who knows yeah oh wait's that craven thing coming out that's soon that's also coming
out next year yeah yeah so what's sidney sweeney doing she's in this she's she's she's
up and coming you know she's got talent she sure does she is one of the people that uh cassie web
has to protect with her pre-cog uh final destination happy death day abilities oh my gosh i don't know
if i'm in the mood for any of what you just said you know i know i know like see the future
stuff i hate those i'm not into it have you seen you haven't seen either of the venom movies yet have
you no i still haven't because i love tom hardy i don't know why i don't know why i'm slow to see
this one it's not it's not bad yeah i think i like the idea
When I heard Woody was going to be
Carnage.
I got excited.
Did that not work out or was it okay?
He's all right.
No, he was in the movie, yeah.
All right.
Wow, that is a rousing endorsement that you've just given.
He's slightly better than Paul Giamati as the rhino.
Let's put it.
Oh, that's the level we're at.
Okay.
I can deal with it.
I should probably watch those.
But, yeah, I feel like Sony.
Watch Parasite first.
Okay.
You know what?
That's the deal.
I'll see parasite before I see venom.
How's that as a...
There's movement, Brian.
That's forward movement.
It is forward movement.
I don't know.
I mean, basically you're just stacking things in the forever time.
One of these days, I'm just shock you guys.
I'm going to watch it on a Sunday night.
I'm going to show up on a Monday show and you're all going to be what?
Wait, what?
End of an era is what it'll be.
Exactly, yeah.
Anyway, look forward to that in 2024.
It's like, so here's the thing, though, right?
I mean, with all of the movies being pushed back,
Sony is the only one technically releasing Marvel movies next year.
Well, Deadpool is.
No, that's been pushed to 2025, too.
What?
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, wow.
I thought that was still in, hold in a second.
I thought that was still in, um, unless they change.
Hmm.
Oh, no, I guess it is 2024, I guess.
Yeah, that one's still, that one's still showing up in 2025, but.
Yeah, there's not a lot of, there's not a lot of, is the expected release date.
Of which one? Sorry.
Deadpool 3.
And when's Thunderbolts?
Do we have, did they have pushed?
2025.
2025?
Yeah.
Boom!
That one I was looking forward to.
All of your Marvel movies that you thought were coming out in 2024,
moving to 2025, which maybe a good thing, I don't know, you know, we'll have to see.
I mean, I guess we could, even though Disney owns 20th Century Fox,
Deadpool is technically not a Marvel Studios movie still.
So is it well, it's a combo, like a...
Yeah, it's kind of like the Sony deal with the...
Exactly, yeah.
But at least we'll get us to see some Hugh Jackman,
a little first introduction of an X-Men into the quote-unquote Marvel universe.
That's true.
So, Deadpool 3, end of July, then Craven the Hunter, end of August.
Ugh.
and this doesn't count all the
the TV stuff.
The next MCU film proper
is Captain American New World Order
on February 14th,
2025.
Jeez.
What a weird,
but they really got a...
Thunderbolts in July.
They really got the bummer into this hammer.
I honestly think that you're going to see...
I know they want to push all these movies to 2025.
I think you're going to see one or two of those movies
actually get released in 2024.
And then I think that...
that we're going to see Marvel kind of say,
maybe we don't need three or four movies a year.
Maybe one or two movies a year is all we need.
Yeah, especially after the Marvel's.
Yeah, one or two movies a year and two or three TV series would be great.
Because we get Echo, I mean, we're getting what if next month.
Right.
Presumably.
Right.
We're getting Echo early in January.
January.
We're getting, oh, yeah, Madam Webb, I didn't say it was February 14th.
We're getting X-Men 97 sometime, first quarter.
Yep.
We're getting Agath Harkness Coven of Chaos or Darkhold Diaries fall of next year.
Fall of next year.
Is that right?
Yeah.
And then Daredevilborn again early 2025.
Yeah.
So there's stuff.
And that one's even all messed up.
So who knows.
I know.
As long as they figure their crap out.
Did you see the Marvels, by the way?
I did not.
I haven't had a chance.
And as I've said before, are-
So you're responsible for their low-office.
No, I seriously want to.
I was going to go see it the first weekend, but then we had some family things to do.
And then last weekend, this past weekend, I was like, well, I need to rake the yard before it rains and snows.
And so I spent all that time.
Plus, I've said, I hate our AMC theater with a page.
Oh, yeah.
And so the less money I can give to AMC, the better.
For sure.
But yes, I am part of the problem.
Well, no.
And the problem, what's irritating me is that it's such a better movie than the critic scores are.
yeah well i kind of got into it with a couple critics last week oh you did did you tell us about
your battle roll out somebody for their misogynistic comments and reviews about the marvels
and they sent their comic gator alt-right people after me so oh no really wonderful they're the best
those comic gate people oh man yeah so it was uh they're wonderful human beings them yes exactly
yeah so i'm not too worried about it but it was like yeah it's like hey uh you know
when you say what you said, I'm going to call it out.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
Why not?
You know what they say when you fight a pig?
You both get muddy and the pick enjoys it or something.
There's something like that.
Oh, that's what it is.
Yeah, if you pick a fight with a pig, you both get dirty and the pig loves it.
Yeah, I like the Mark Twain, never fight with an idiot because they'll always drag you down to their level and be a good.
That's a good one, too.
But, you know, I have heard nothing from the people who have gone to see the marvels.
I have heard nothing but good things about it.
It's not a deep movie.
It is a fun movie.
It's a wacky movie.
And there's nothing wrong with a wacky superhero movie.
Nothing at all.
Everything has to be dark and brooding.
I agree.
And holy cow, I mean, Imman Volani just put her in everything.
She, well, yeah, I won't say anything more there.
But she is delightful.
You get so much character development from her.
You get character development from Tiana Paris,
Brie Larson, like all three of them,
you finally get some answers and some definition
as to who they are and why they do what they do.
And it's fantastic.
Yeah.
We've got some family coming into town this week,
so I'm going to see if I can't wrangle up some of those kids
and take them.
To somewhere other than AMC.
Yeah, which is.
hard because that's all we have around here.
Yeah. Oh, that sucks. I want to go
put a new theater in Hayes, Kansas
just so, just
because I know I can do better than AMC.
Yeah. Brian's Theater.
That's right. What movie a week.
But you'll get treated like
we like you. Like you actually want
to be here. Exactly. Exactly.
Right. We'll get treated like we're happy to have
you as a customer. Some other
interesting news. Everyone's talking about
the new season of Invincible
being very good.
and a big jump from the first season
in terms of like some shock value
in a few cases
but Omni Man is in everybody's mind
and so guess what?
He's a DLC downloadable character
for Mortal Kombat 1
and Fortnite.
Now the reason I mentioned MK1
is because it's actually voiced by
Jay Jonah Jameson's own
JK Simmons.
He also does the cartoon of course
and I just wanted to play
play a couple of these intros from mk so these are just like the chatter from the game
they're just fun to hear so listen to these what is an alternate me doing here does the name
angstrom levy mean something to you there's another martian man is that you no this is more
fucked up than that oh hello hello anyway uh yeah he's so now he's in fortnight and the kids can
play with with umni man who's a terrible person
Yeah, not only Omni-Man, but Mark Grayson, Invincible, and Adam Eve will also be in full-knit as well.
I was wondering if they were going to bring anybody else.
Yeah, and the Raith 86 asks the question that's on my mind, which is, isn't an Omneman a little overpowered for both of those?
Oh, sure.
Oh, yeah.
He definitely is.
It's like when they did Batman or what was that called, the Justice League versus Mortal Kombat or whatever it was.
It was an awesome game, 360 PS3 era game.
But it made no sense because Superman should be able to sweep the floor with every single character in there and didn't.
And they had some weird reason why it was like total hand-wavy.
There was a kryptonite factory nearby was spewing fumes into the air and kind of weakening Superman a little bit.
May as well have been.
It was something dumb like that.
And probably in this case, it's very similar.
like you shouldn't
Omneman would
the whole point of Omneman
is you've got too much power
and so yeah
it's but he's popular people like him
till there he is oh sure and I mean
he'll be eventually taken down
it's going to take him time to recuperate
and get better but there you go and of course
I really like that Fortnite
even though I don't play it because I'm no good at it
even though I don't play Fortnite
I really give them a big
applause for being able to bring in
all of these properties
whether it's a DC or Marvel or some
crazy movie or
the invincible characters
and it actually kind of works in the gameplay
to where everyone can have fun
and I know my kids get excited about it like
when Thanos appeared and you could get
the infinity gauntlet
and so it was like I got the infinity
gauntlet snap and half the characters
off the field I mean
those kinds of things are fun
so yeah I wonder if
I don't know enough about how Omni Man
is going to be into this game if it is
a character that you can select or if it's a
random character, like when you do
get to become Thanos or
something like that. The downside
is, of course, these characters are only there
for a limited time. So it's not like
they're going to be playable six
months from now. So as soon as they drop, get in there
and play to your heart's content.
The art for the
following, the next thing we're going to talk about,
Ghostbusters back in town, the
Dark Horse Comics
take on the film or the film series, because these
characters are right there on the cover.
One of those looks like,
like Drew Struzen did it.
Am I just smoking crack about that?
It looks that way,
but I don't think that that is who it is.
Okay,
because that guy is hard,
it's hard to dupe,
but when I see it,
let's see,
let me look at this link.
Yeah,
the not final art one.
I'd swear that was a Drew Struzen drawing painting.
Anyway,
what are we looking forward to do with this?
Is this going to be the movie or less than the movie?
What's the deal?
Well,
it's the continuation of Ghostbusters afterlife, right?
So everyone has probably seen Ghostbusters for
an empire, the upcoming movie, which I think some people are very excited about.
But you may be wondering, how did the Spangler family get from wherever the heck they were in North Dakota or whatever, back to New York?
And so this Ghostbusters back in town is that story of them coming back to New York and starting up the Ghostbusters franchise again at the family headquarters, at the family HQ.
So, you know, as we've seen in the in the upcoming movie, we'll have all of the original Ghostbusters who are still
alive back, uh, as well as the characters from afterlife. And it wouldn't surprise me if we
see a few more people pop up. But, um, yeah, if you're, if you're wanting to know, what is the
story about them moving from, you know, middle of nowhere to back to New York. This is the comic
book series that'll do this for issue mini series. It kicks off in March of 2024. Okay. So a little
connective tissue between films. Uh-huh. All that. Yeah. Is there ever been any talk of Sigourney
Weaver wandering back into this a little bit
or no. Is she not? I mean, she
was in, she was in afterlife. Oh, I missed afterlife.
Okay. I still haven't seen afterlife. I don't see it before
Parasite. I didn't know she was in that. Yeah.
Yeah. And don't, so don't turn off the
credits before the movie's actually done. Yeah, that's where you get the
Ray stuff, I think. That's where
Sigourney Weaver shows. Oh, that's where she is. Okay.
Yeah. Yeah. Um, spoiler alert for people who haven't seen
afterlife yet. I know he's like I would even say see afterlife before you watch
Parasite or Venom. Really? Wow. All right. You're even bumping Parasite for this. Okay.
I'll bump Parasite for this. Well, because I know afterlife has a better chance of
happening. There are way less subtitles than afterlife. It turns out.
Exactly. Brian, let me ask you a question real quick. You've seen Afterlife. So would you say it's
more of a real Ghostbusters or not the Real Ghostbusters? Yeah, the Real Ghostbusters. I forget the
cartoon series. It feels like a story that
has really developed out of that series more than anything else.
Oh, funny.
I didn't think about that.
But yeah,
kind of,
right,
with the kids being involved in that sort of thing.
Yeah,
yeah.
And that one had more of a connection to the original characters,
right,
than the other cartoon.
For sure.
Then the answer the call movie,
for sure.
Yeah,
because that one's out of canon
because Stance and Spangler and everybody appear,
but not as themselves.
Like Bill Murray and Adam,
or Dan Aykroyd all appear as somebody else.
man i i'll say it again just real quick this is just a life statement i know he's a little
crazy in real life but i could watch dan acroyd eat paint i love that what a weird
wash wash wash it out of uh yeah i could watch dan acroyd drink i wising i mean i just
eat paint i don't know why i could watch dan acroyd drink from the basimatic i mean i'm in the mood
That's far better, yes.
I can watch Dan Aykroyd cut his fingers off as Julia Child.
I'll do things like, I'll do unthinkable things like watch the Great Outdoors again,
just because he's in it.
I hate the Great Outdoors.
It's a horrible movie, but he's...
I could watch Dan Aykroyd consume mass quantities.
That's right.
I want to go see Gross Point Blank four times in a row.
That's what I really want to do because Grossman is the greatest villain.
John Cusack's coming back.
So a few years ago, Tina and I went to a live viewing of Gross Point Blank with
John Cusack, and then he did
Q&A afterwards and stuff.
He's coming back
in a few months to do say anything.
Yeah, he got the email on that.
Oh, really?
He's like, oh, man, I wouldn't mind seeing him again.
He is, God, what an affable guy.
Just the nicest dude,
seems like.
Sir seems like it. And he can hold a boombox over his head
like nobody's freaking business.
Like, no, like how many hours do you have to hold that playing
Fishbone's? What Fishbone
song was it? Lioness Bitch or something.
I can't remember.
And then they said, maybe we'll use the, we'll use it in your eyes instead.
Yeah, that's good that they did.
Oh, thank God, yes.
The proper choice.
Such a great scene.
Anyway, well, there you have it.
That's all she wrote today.
Stevens, are anything else going on on your site over there at major spoilers.com that people should be looking forward to?
No, we're kind of slowing things down this week because of Thanksgiving.
But, you know, normally I would sign off by saying, hey, stay hydrated.
But this week, I'm going to ask everybody, if you have the me,
please go to your local food bank and make a contribution either through a monetary contribution or through a donation.
And food banks are really looking for things like peanut butter, canned soup, canned fruit, canned vegetables, a lot of canned things.
Stews, fishes, beans, pasta, whole grain of variety.
They like those.
And if you are taking in canned goods, see if you can get the canned goods that have the pop top and that don't require a can opener for them.
But yeah, I'm a big proponent of food banks and what they can do for local communities.
So if you can go and help out your local food bank, especially between now and the end of the year, that would be great.
This is the time of year when most of their food stores are at the lowest, and I know that they are always welcoming contributions from the community.
Yeah, food banks are awesome.
They're the definition of rubber meets road on actually helping people.
They're right there, like at the point of contact, whereas a lot of charities you're like,
Like, well, I gave him 20 bucks.
I don't know.
Where it goes from here, how it trickles over to what I was actually paying for.
Like, it's hard to know.
But with food banks, you literally take stuff there.
You plop it down.
And while you're doing it, you see people leaving over to a place to take it to a soup kitchen or take it to families that need it or some kind of church run thing or whatever.
You love to see it.
It's like real on the ground helping people.
So go do it.
Great suggestion.
And if you're curious as to what your local food bank needs, just give them.
a call and say, hey, what do you need?
You know, like, surprisingly like the manwitch stuff is always in high demand.
You know, diapers and feminine hygiene products are always in demand.
So just call your local food bank.
They'll be more than happy to accept your donations.
And while you do it, stay hydrated.
Bye.
Wow.
Real quick, someone in the chat said, Sean Bloom says, what about nothing but trouble?
No, I won't watch that.
That movie really bad.
Yeah, that one maybe I can avoid.
But spies like us, Matuba, any day of the week.
I won't watch that movie.
No problem.
And doesn't hurt that you got Donna Dixon in there, too.
Walking around with her undies out.
This is a future wife.
I don't know if they were dating at the time or whatever.
They stay together?
There's still a thing.
Do we know?
I don't know.
That's really good question.
At some point, we need to watch Dr. Detroit.
Oh, yeah, that'd be good.
I've never seen it.
And I just knew it from the...
Oh, I have.
it's great. You love it. Yeah. Yeah, it's real good. Um, he is currently married to.
There we go. Donna Dixon. Still married to Donna Dixon. Oh, they separated last year.
Oh, did they really? Yeah, she finally had enough of his. Really, after all this time. That's kind of.
That's a long time. 83 to 2022. That's a big run. How many years is that? That's, uh, 50,
I don't know what it is. That's something. I don't know what happened there. I just love him. I, you know what he drove me.
nuts on us in L, though. It was the one character
I didn't like watching. Yeah, I don't know what it was.
There was something too manic about him.
Something. I can't explain it, but when I was a kid, he just
sort of rubbed me wrong. But since then,
and the older he got, like a fine wine, man.
Just got better and better. Thirty-nine years
is what I would equate
that. So, 83 to 22,
you take the 22,
you add a hundred minus
83, you get 17, you get
39. I also...
You knew this, I'm sure.
I didn't know he co-f. I knew it
was somehow based around
the Blues Brothers, but I didn't know
House of Blues, the music
venues, House of Blues menus
were, was, he co-founded
those. I didn't know that. You did? I knew he
co-founded those. I guess, well,
do you think it was because Blues
Brothers or just? I thought, I figured
that was the reason, I assumed. Let's see.
Yeah.
American chain of live concert halls
and restaurants founded by Isaac Tigret
and co-founded by Dan Aykroyd
co-star of the 1980 film The Blues Brothers.
The first location
Zubba-Zah. I'm trying to see if it was named after that.
The company is financed by Dan Ayroyd, Aerosmith,
Paul Schaefer, River Phoenix,
Jim Belushi, and Harvard University, among others.
That's weird.
What a weird combo.
Holy cow.
Yeah, that's nuts.
That doesn't really get into whether the Blues Park came from that,
but you've got to wonder.
Yeah.
The one, I like the one in,
in Vegas, yeah.
At the Mandalay.
Yeah, the Anaheim one's good too.
It's all right.
Anaheim one's good.
The one in, yeah, downtown Disney and, uh, yeah.
Yeah, we did that for BlizzCon a couple times.
It's fun.
We did that.
We saw, um, God, about a year ago,
Tina and I flew out there specifically to see Manning Street Preachers and, uh,
swayed at that House of Blues in Anaheim.
That was the place where...
I guess it's not on, it's not downtown Disney.
It's by that bowling alley and stuff.
Yeah, real close, though.
I got in trouble there because it was that place I had to show my badge for the
meet and greet that we got a press got to do with a bunch of Blizzard people.
And when I got there, Josh Allen, who's no longer a Blizzard, stopped me and said,
oh, you're in trouble.
And I said, what?
I go, yeah, you're in trouble.
You apparently took a photo of the inside of Blisscon venue before the show open.
and it's a huge no-no.
So I need you.
The PR is saying,
please make him go,
delete it from all the places
that he posted it.
And literally all it was
was a quick shot of the stage
where I was going to be standing
the next two days.
And it was nothing there,
closed curtains,
not even a podium was up yet.
It was just empty.
Right.
And I said something like,
there wasn't even like a photo showing,
oh, this is the game
we're going to be announcing
or the expansion or anything like that.
Nothing.
No information at all was given.
but they were still
that right there
should tell you all
you need to know
about the state
or at least then
I don't know how it is now
but
PR Blizzard used to be
so hardcore
about the tiniest things
it didn't matter
it didn't matter how small
they were just ready
to destroy you
and I was like
oh shit okay
you know
I went to lead as fast as I could
and it all worked out
all right
we're going to do one last thing
Dr. Nikki
wrote in
oh good okay
Called in, rather.
I hope this is, oh, my, I'm guessing.
I'm hoping this is about space because she did that whole thing on ANTP about being a satellite.
And I'm hoping it's about the tool bag, the tool bag in orbit.
It may be, no, I can't remember.
I've had this clip for a while, and now I forgot what she said.
It might be that.
It could be something.
It's guaranteed to be something we brought up, and she is either debunk.
She's going to clear it up.
She's going to correct us.
Exactly.
And maybe it's with sheep.
I don't know.
But we're about to find out.
Here you go.
Scott and Brian, this is for TMS. You have summoned me not once, but twice. This is Dr.
Nikki, by the way, Dr. Headbutt, if you will. Their first summoned, you said pretty much something
along the lines of why are, why are Wasp dicks? So I can answer that, and I needed to take a
break in brief before I answer that from you because it's very mad about this. I take this
personally. Wast don't need to serve humans to exist in our society. They don't have to have a reason
to exist, they're just protecting their nest.
And if that were the case, then I
could think of a lot of people in our government who
shouldn't exist because they don't really
care of society either. So leave lost
alone. Stop calling them this. It encourages
people to kill them and we have enough
endangered bugs as there are. They're pollinators.
I'm sorry that they sunk him,
but otherwise, you know, other
than if they're immediately dangerous to you,
let them just live their lives and exist outside
of capitalism. Went over for
the walk. She's not going to like what we said about
geese. You ask about sheep that
ate weed and you asked me to call in and talk about it.
I don't know, man.
Sheep will actually, they're grazers, so they'll eat a lot of things.
I would, I'm actually curious whether or not it would make them high because they have four stomachs,
like by the time it gets to the fourth one, is it so ground up that it doesn't actually activate the molecules
or were they just like really stoned?
I think like dogs get stoned when they eat their humans' weed, so great question for further research.
My comment is like, I don't know, bro, maybe.
I thoroughly enjoy the program, however.
Bye guys.
All right.
I love it when she calls in, first of all.
I do too.
So always do.
Always correct us.
Hey, look, the wasp thing, the bee thing, I get it.
You know, I don't like bees.
I don't like bees.
Remember this one?
I remember who made that for us, but I don't either, but it is award worthy.
Yeah, that's so good.
But it's just that they're
annoying. But I also agree with her
wholeheartedly that
we should, you know, protect
all life. Yes.
Especially endangered bugs.
Yeah. Or anything.
Just whatever.
Animals, bees, insects.
Geese. Fine.
Sure. Birds. They're all dicks.
But whatever. Birds.
They used to be dinosaurs. They're kind of cool, I guess.
I don't know. Cats.
Mean cats, I should say.
love them all all right that's what we've learned here from dr nicky headbutt today all right yeah uh thank you
nicky for that's awesome why she why did how did she get the name dr nicky headbub that i didn't she like uh or dr headbut as he
once she puts she puts dr headbut is her um is her twitter account name but i don't know if it's from anything else
yeah it might be from she may use it everywhere i don't know i'm not sure that may be her main thing
but i think she's in colorado right now for some business reason yeah and then going back down to who have
after that. I don't think she's there very long, though.
But she put up a picture, some pictures of the mountains while she was there.
Oh, nice. Okay.
Yeah. One of them was...
Well, welcome to our part of the country, Dr. Nicky, and shame on you for not reaching out letting me know you're in town.
Right? There's a weird... She has one weird fuzzy photo that looks like it's taken from a distance, maybe at night, and there's a naked bald man in a window.
Can't tell what's going on there, though.
It's really weird.
Oh, everybody, okay, yeah.
I don't know what's going on there.
I should have recognized the giant classes.
She does have big glasses.
I love her.
Well, there's that one photo of her is where she's got comically oversized glasses.
I love them.
I think there should be more of that in our lives.
Anyway, she's great.
Thank you guys for sending in all the calls and stuff you guys send in.
801-47-1-0462 is the place to do that.
You can also email us at the morning stream at gmail.com.
Patreon.com slash TMS is how you can support the show.
And we recommend you go check that out because there's lots of reasons to do it.
And we would love to have you all join us for our live play date, Patreon or not, on Friday, because that's what we do.
We do that.
We do that day.
Do we want to go early, like nine?
Do we do nine on play dates or do we still do 10?
We still do 10, but, yeah, let's plan on 10.
Let people sleep in after all their trip to fan.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Oh, yeah, Thanksgiving the night before.
That's a good point.
Anyway, no, again, no show tomorrow.
All right?
Just still, we've said it enough times.
We're still going to get people who like, we're pod fading, hashtag pod fading, where are they?
Yeah, and it's up on the schedule, which you can find at frogpants.com slash streaming, I think, is where it is, or linked on any of the pages.
It's always there for your perusal.
And yes, I do keep it up.
I check it every week.
Make sure everything's in line.
So no show tomorrow.
No show for Thursday for Thanksgiving.
Thank you, Carter.
She just turned on my on air light.
She'll literally turn on a red on air light.
because I always forget to turn it on before I start the show.
But anyway, so yeah, just know that about this week's schedule.
It's a little off Monday, Wednesday for main shows, and then play date on the weekend.
All right?
Cool.
Brian, I think that's it.
Do you have a song to play?
I do.
Tom rode in and said, happy Thanksgiving stuffing and birthday cake.
Another circle around the globe, and my wife is another year beautiful.
And unless you're having a Black Friday episode this year, her birthday on the 24th,
won't coincide with the show.
I wanted to remind everyone of the quote at the end of Lilo and Stitch.
This is my family. I found it all on my own.
It's small and broken, but still good.
Yeah, still good.
Happy birthday, Malia.
I'd like to request any cover from the movie, and if I get it done in time, I'll send you pictures of her present.
Oh, please do, Tom.
I'd love to see it.
Yeah.
Leval and Stitch.
Of course, obviously, a favorite mine, because I've got stitches all over the place.
And I didn't even do any snitching to get all these stitches.
How fortunate is that?
Anywho, this is a cover of a Hawaiian roller coaster ride.
They actually used this for the straight-to-video Lilo and Stitch 2 movie.
They used it for the end credits.
But you hear it in Lilo and Stitch, the original Lilo and Stitch movie.
And it's by the band that actually did the theme to the TV show, a band called Jump 5.
Here is their cover from Disneymania 3 from 2005, Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride.
I'm going to be.
Ottawa.
There was no place to rat to be.
Then I'll must have poured out of the sea.
Lingering in the ocean blue.
Had if I had one wish come true.
I'd serve till the sunset.
me on the horizon.
Ah, wiki, wiki, my lo, he, lo, hila,
when Michael, Papa, and I loo
flying by on a Hawaiian roller coaster
all right.
Ah, wiki, wiki, my lo, hilo, hilo,
hila, and my god,
and a micaw,
la la la la la la, la.
Oh, come on, ha, nuba,
nuba, la, la, la, la.
Make a kai hoa, ha, ha, ha, ha,
When a heck are going on us
Head ahead of Mike I go away
Hawaiian roller coaster ride
There's no place to wrap me
I've got to be
That I must have wore out of sea
We're moving in the ocean blue
Head if I had one
Which comes down
I start to tell the song
Steps beyond the horizon
How we can wait for my lock
Long till I'm going to come
and I lose
Riding by on the Hawaiian
Rollercoaster ride
Take those
Take the house
You're shaker
No worry no
There ain't up in your brother
Yeah
Nip yet
Nek Nuck
Kine Nuck
Kine Lack Sank Sank
Let's get to
Let's get to
Wind
Motion
Let me go share
Wharfoulese
Let's just stand and turn
And
Hawaiian rollercoaster ride
I'm gonna win
My lava and inconcese
Wine from
swipe a highlight
on a Hawaiian
Rollercoaster ride
Hano
Halo
Allah Aloha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hana
p urnahlai
Ryan roller coaster ride
There's no place where to be
That all the self-go-outed tea
Ring-wing in you should do
I know
I served there for subsets beyond the horizon
I'm wiki, wiki,
my loo he loo he loo and no and like the father
and I'm lying by on my home
Why a roller coaster ride
Oh, Hawaii on a roller coaster ride.
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