The Morning Stream - TMS 2559: Liquor Piquor

Episode Date: November 27, 2023

The Cliff Clavin Cinematic Universe. Fetus Team Six. Hey Jude I skinned a Cat. Uterus Diddlefiss. Precious Family Memories and Bedroom Encounters. When in doubt, Chuck it out! Creepy Uncle's Foot Fetish Side Hustle. The Ratzenberger Fury. Bite My Rhymes. Do nothing, win prizes. Snakes On A Pizza. Tarantino Chips. The Price of Feet. Luke Drinks The Blue Milk. Drugs and Submarines and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS is brought to you daily by the support of our patrons at patreon.com slash TMS, like Ivy Snow, Timothy Grigis, and Andrew Diamond. Coming up on TMS, the Cliff Clavin's Cinematic Universe. Feed us team six. Hey, Jude, I skinned a cat. Uterus dittalphus. Precious family memories and bedroom encounters. When in doubt, chuck it out. Creepy uncle's foot fetish side hustle.

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Yeah, it's 80s. I don't know why I sent 70s. Anyway, welcome to the show, everybody. This is TMS, the morning stream for Monday, the 27th of November, 2023. I got a lot of 20s going on. And it's almost the end of the damn. month. I can't believe that. November went real quick. We had the

thanksgivings over the weekend. Do you do anything fun? What did you do? We did. We had the family over. We had 14 folks come over and join us, well, including us, so we had 12 folks come over and join us for a Thanksgiving meal and everybody got along. We played some green

team wins. We talked about all sorts of stuff, family. We ripped on the family members that couldn't make it. No, no fights, no arguments. no politics, although I did best out a little Trump impersonation at the dining table just because we have the best, we have the best potatoes, we have the best potatoes, but that's as far as that went.

That's good. You got to pull it. You're in the middle of it. You're still workshopping it, so you may as well work it out. Still workshopping it, exactly. So I got to pull it out, let it be seen, put it away. Yeah, exactly. But, no, it's a really, really good time.

And glad, you know, it's funny, you get events like that where you fill up the house with people. And it really forces you to make some hard decisions on getting rid of some things that you've been hanging on to like, well, you got to clean the house. Do I really need this? No, I think let's get rid of it because we've got to make room and, you know, we need the space for a few more chairs or we need this or we need that. Yeah, no, that's true. Whenever we have any kind of get together, it's like, we don't need this, do we? Let's just check it. Yeah, we do that a lot.

That's actually an interesting point. We had a great time, too. My sister's new place, went over there, had Thanksgiving. It was probably like 30 of us. It was a lot. But tons of food, great food, all that stuff. My mom's there. She's doing a little better.

Rib is healing, all that stuff. So we were all hanging out and having a good time. But I heard the strangest thing. I brought this up on core. I think it's worth bringing up again here. In fact, it's more appropriate to this show than core. But one of my nieces, I have a bunch of really awesome nieces. They're all just great.

Just love them to death. The sweetest kids, just love them. I say kids. They're all in their 20s now. And one of them, I overhear this conversation. Brian, I'm in the living room, and I hear one of them go, you know, there's a lot of money in that. And I go, a lot of money in what? I understand, clearly.

And she goes, she goes, I'm not going to do this or anything, Uncle Scott. So just don't you understand. I'm not, there's no way I'd do this, but I'm just saying if I wanted to, I could sell pictures of my feet for a lot of money. Yeah, it's totally true. And I went, oh, is that what we're talking about? Okay, cool. And so we got into this conversation about the current state of things like OnlyFans, bathwater, bathwater, farts in jars, all that stupid weird stuff. And they're like, yeah, sometimes, you know, you look at the bills and how much houses cost for us, 20-somethings and all these, you know, challenges we,

have financially and it's she's like oh i'd never do it but you know it's a little tempting because it's just a couple of shots of my feet to put them out there what's the big who's the who's getting harmed and i'm like yeah this is why people feel not push but this is why they're like maybe i should do something like this because they need some side hustle to pay for shape yeah exactly everybody i talk to like all the people that that end up in my lift we you know we talk about things and they say like do you do this full time i'm like no i do this i'm also freelance graphic designer web developer etc and um but they say yeah i mean pretty much you've got to have a couple gigs these days especially if you're you know you've you've got an apartment

you need uh uh four roommates to pay rent it's insane yeah you've got a door dash a little bit over here and then on the weekend maybe a little bit of some some other side hustle i mean my daughter still does, you know, crazy side photo gigs just to, you know, they just got to make ends me. It's just harder now. Yeah. So if you have feet, there are, the, the Tarantinos are vast. They're out there. They're ready to spend money. She's not the advantage, though, of being a really good photographer. So those, those feet photographs will be stellar. That's what we should do. We should have Taylor and then this, this particular, I won't say her name. It was a different niece. Different niece, but let's put them together. Let's have a joint effort.

Carter will do the, or Taylor do the photos. Carter will do the website. So the person who I will not name will do the modeling. We'll do the modeling. I'll skim just a little off for management, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. That's not creepy at all or weird that an uncle would help run your foot fetish website. It's not weird.

Not at all. I think what's, you know, it depends on the number of dollar signs, but after a certain point, the creepiness, it's the Gilbert Godfrey. You've got the creepiness in this hand. But this hand, you've got this big stack of money. And it's like, I'm so focused on this big stack of money in this hand. This other hand, Jamie, just, what was it? Was there something in this hand? I don't remember because there's a hand right here with the money I'm so focused on.

Yeah, that, you know, it's like he's come back from the grave. You just did it. Affleck. Perfect, perfect impression. Yeah, there you go. Well, I hope everybody did well. I over ate. There's a little more rocket raccoon, I think, than Gilbert Godfrey.

Don't push the red button. He's a rocket raccoon on two speed, uh, 2.5. That's right. It's rocket raccoon in an audible, uh, audio book you're reading it. Exactly. And the chavron's right. We'd have to go nuts with like, we'd do like an accompanying YouTube channel. We'd do like a podcast to go with it.

Patreon levels for, you know. Yeah, we'd go crazy with it. Uh, we have a quick update before we dive into battle royale today or to half asses. And that's with, uh, Cliff's mailman is no longer Cliff's mailman. Okay. Hmm, yeah. Just found this out. We were talking about this, that we actually have more than one mailman as a listener.

And so I assume that when we were talking last week to someone, I think it was a call-in or something, talking to somebody who's a mailman, I was like, oh, you're Cliff Clavon's mailman. Yeah, turns out the wrong guy. So this is Bob Finnegan, he says. Hi, Scott and Brian. This is Bob Finnegan, the other postman. I'm the now former Cliff Clavon's mailman, he says. after having a knee replacement

I had to switch to a driving route instead of a walking 10 to 12 mile per day route I wonder if the doctor blamed that on that I mean 10 to 12 miles per day walking that is crazy that seems like a lot yeah that is a lot both good for you and eventually where are you down

I would assume yeah yeah says anywho John Ratsenberger just listed his house for sale so he's moving too if you want to look it up he gave us the address we don't need a docs John Ratzenberger No, but if somebody wants to buy Ratsenberger's house It's there in Milford, Connecticut

That's right, you can just go to Milford and get it. It says also I have much I also have much signed cliff slash cheers paraphernalia If you would be interested, let me know and I will send Well, I guess it depends on what you got. I mean, I'm not going to turn that down. Are you kidding? Are you kidding me?

Absolutely. Can you get me the lime that Ted Danson was perennially like every episode slicing and cutting the ends off of right any of that I'd take oh my gosh I'm trying to think what I would want Cliff Claven related anything yeah I mean basically

my request would be pick the weirdest thing that you've got that signed Cheers merchandise you know that whatever don't tell me what it is and send it to me and then yeah hook us up

we'll call it good and if you want to send an extra thing we'll use it as a giveaway for for Tad Pooley Feud. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We could make a big deal out of it. I-Corps calls him John Doxenberger. That's fantastic. Because I remember he sent us a, it was a gift card for the Bull and Finch. Oh.

Something that was signed by Ratzenberger and we gave it away on the show here. Right. What was that? Yeah. Was that what it was? I think it was. Yeah, there was something that we gave away on the show that was signed by Ratsenberger. that I want to say it was a gift card for some place, and it would make sense that it would be the bar in Boston that Cheers is based off of. We have very weird connections with this guy. It's almost like his Pixar thing is coming true in real life.

So we have that connection with him and being his mailman. And then Dodd, Vickers, who works in scouting and stuff like that down. Yes, the location. Oh, God, and he's back to work. Hey, Dodd, if you're listening, congratulations on finally being back to work. Yeah, grats, dude. Also, on having a picture perfect wife who is exceedingly better than you deserve.

Anyway, that's terrible to say. I'm just kidding. She's beautiful. That was the most... She's breathtaking. And I don't mean this in a creepy weird way. You see a photo of her and you just go, oh, my gosh. Who did you marry?

How did you work that out? And I think Dodd is a handsome man. They are king and queen of the location scout prom is what they are. That is true. But anyway, he's got pictures of Ratsenberger sitting in a chair, filming something next to a walkie-talkie that the crew uses with an Obey Henry sticker on it. That's right. I forgot about that. So we got, like, weird connections to John Ratsenberger here at the show.

Yeah, but he is right. Exactly. If there was a Cheers cinematic universe, Ratsenberger would be the Nick Fury. Kind of, yeah, right? He kind of is. Yeah, put a little team together. you never would have guessed it back then in the day though right like while it was on you're like who will be one of the more prolific faces that you'll see come out of this place and yeah we got woody and ted dancing did fine and oh sure ted danson and and yeah harrelson are doing great yeah they're doing great but you didn't expect cliff to have kind of this weird cachet i would have put shelley long above that i would have put the late great christie alley above ratsenberger but ratson burger i mean when you talk about

box office, if you look at just straight box office earnings, because of all the Toy Storm movies, because of all the Pixar stuff, Ratzenberger has to just dwarf the others. Yeah, I completely agree. Now, I cannot help but be distracted by what was just put in the chat. TRPW says John Ratsenberger was in a softcore Joan Collins movie called The Bitch. No way. Okay, but what, his role was probably

the softest of core, right? Like, he didn't... Hey, yeah, I'm just here to deliver a pizza. I'm here to fix the cable. I mean, the dude's in Empire Strikes Back, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised that he's in something from 79, but that's wild.

Very weird. All right, we got a call done away. I don't know if we can film Sakei softcore porn. No, probably not. It was difficult enough, I think, with Zardaz. was about as much as we can as much as we can take. Yeah, is that the movie

with the most film sack nudity that we've ever seen? Probably. Probably. I'm trying to think of what... I don't think we've seen anything with more about it. There's a lot named Angel Hart.

Oh, yeah, with the shock on that. Oh, I guess there's not a lot. There's, you... Jesus. Yeah. You knew it was coming. You knew it was coming. You could feel it.

No pun intended. Yeah. But that's, I mean, I think Zardaz definitely takes the lead on that. That's a good Randy question. Hey, Randy, if you're listening. Yeah, if you're listening, let us know on Wednesday. But today, our old pal, Brian Dunaway, is joining us.

We're going to ask him questions. Hello, Brian. Welcome to the show. Oh, hi, Scott and Brian. Oh, hi. That's so weird how we have a little more lag with him just on here. Yeah, than we deal with film sack. It doesn't make any sense to me.

Well, there should be a little more lag. On the film sack, I am talking to you on a night. studio microphone with one with with with fiber optic connection and here I'm talking on a a 2.4 gigahertz wireless headset oh that's true then goes through goes through about three or four different connections so yeah yeah you always you always switch over to Central when we're doing film sack I don't know if you do that you know I'm going to do it right now I'm doing it right now I just moved it to the U.S. Central. How does it sound now? Everyone has to adjust now. How does that feel?

I can't tell you. I mean, I'm not on that end. It sounds like you're getting faster, so that's good. All right. Well, good. I'm glad. I'm glad it's working. We're going to play a little bit of the half asses today. It's a little game Brian devised for us to play together. And it's fantastic. And it's in its own wonderful way. But hey, Brian, why don't you explain the rules and how this works and what we're going to do? well okay uh welcome to the morning half ass is a trivia game where i'm actually going to be giving the two of you the answers i'm going to give scott and brine a category and six possible answers three of which are correct and three of which like our assumption that there's only one mailman listening to tms is way way way off depending on how confident you feel with the category you can provide one two or three guesses but if you get any of those guesses wrong zero points for that round get one right gets you a point makes sense right get two right gets you three points oh it's a little little little shakier and then if you get three right you arbitrarily get

five points for some dumb reason we'll play three rounds to play with the most points gets the prize for their contestant and contestants are pulled for members of the tad pool that aren't able to listen live Scott you're going to be playing for Claudio Okano in San Diego California oh it's very exotic

San Diego with Claudio San Diego Yes just a few miles Brian, you're going to be playing for Luke, who's just up the street from me in Boulder, Colorado. Luke from Boulder. We hear from him all the time. Oh, does Luke like to drink the blue milk? Always.

Sometimes, unless you can get fresh, warm green milk that hangs in your mustache. Yeah, which is he. Hey, do you think Luke delivers male? How many do you think wear shorty shorts? Either the male men, male ladies, or male people. I think 12 months out of the year, every post-old worker that listens to this show wears the shorts. Yeah, those little shorts.

It's always an interesting time of year for me because when it first starts getting cold, you see the people who have pant aversions because they'll be fully bulked up on the top with jackets and everything, but then are walking around with leg skin. Yeah. For whatever reason, I can wear, as long as I, top heavy with the coat or the jackets or whatever, I can wear shorts all year. I can wear them in the winter. Screw them sticks down there.

I get you. I feel you. No, there's my neighbor, former neighbor across the street, a guy named Sean. He's awesome. Still see him, but don't see him across the street anymore because he moved. But he was a male man that we were on his route. And he wore shorts

365 days a year. Oh my gosh. He was delivering mail. It's 17 degrees outside right now. He's wearing shorts. Wherever he is delivering mail, he's in shorts. Damn, dude. All right. He's hardcore. I respect it. I respect it. Yeah. All right, well, let's play this thing.

Let's get to our game. Shall we get to our game? Yeah. All right. I hope it's about sweating. It is. Name these people who don't sweat, they perspire. No. This is perfect, perfect for you guys. My favorite question you've ever gotten here. Name

which of these six items are ingredients in a Long Island ice tea. Oh, which of these six things you can find in a Long Island ice tea. Your choices are tequila, bourbon,

scotch, brandy, vodka, and gin. Oh. You're asking two guys that don't drink. This will be good. Exactly. Well, Brian, do you, you don't drink at all?

I thought you... He may dabble. I had a... I indulge. Oh, okay. You indulge or you dabble. Would you call a dabble? Would you call it a dabble?

I'm an occasional drinker. I'm not going to go out of my way. But, you know, if there's something happening and I'm interested, I'll take a drink. Okay. Well, you dabble then. You dabble, you don't indulge. Indulges like a lot, right? It doesn't indulging means like, oh, let's go full on. You're not really a full on guy, right? Hello? Are you there? Hello? I'm trying to pick this liquor. Oh, don't pick your liquor then. Be a liquor picker. Um, what I'm trying to remember what it tastes like is very sweet just not sure about

I can't decide but two oh I got three to pick no wonder I can't do it I'm gonna pick two I was trying to put how many there's like there's like 10 liquors or something right and I don't I don't know

I'm not that smart you both locked in you both locked in with vodka and gin absolutely yeah it's I mean basically when you think of a Long Island ice tea it's um it's all your clear liquors. It's vodka, gin, and tequila.

Oh. Dang it. You were clicking that tequila and clicking it off. Well, clicking it on and clicking it on and clicking it off. It's so sweet. I was like, it's all clear liquids, but something makes it sweet and it's kind of brownish. And so I was like, maybe it's the bourbon. Now, cola. You put those three liquors in. And I think even rum, rum is not listed here, but

tequila, vodka, gin, rum, and then a little splash of coke if there's any room left in the glass. Yeah, so this is designed to be like a crazy drink, right? It's meant to be. It is. It is basically, you know, like, I'm going to have a cocktail. Oh, which one do you have? I think I'll have all of them.

Yeah, give me them all. I knew no one was putting brandy and scotch and fancifuling there. That's got to be a special Long Island ice tea, right? That's got to be fancy Long Island rice tea. I thought about choosing tequila, but I thought, is that too far south in terms of like a taste like Long Island, New York. You know, I had this in my head that that was too far away and that that that wouldn't be in there.

Yeah, plus the last time Scott had tequila, it made his pants fall off. That's right. That's right. Yeah. Definitely did. I'm impressed Scott that, you know, that, that, the non-drinker still managed to figure out vodka and gin. Yeah.

Look at me. Yeah, good job. Yeah. This big boy. All right. Well, let's see how you do with this next one. Let's go to music. Let's go to a little band, you may have heard of called.

The Beatles. Which of these words can be found in the lyrics to, hey, Jude. Nope, I'm sorry. Which have these in the wrong order. Which of these are bowl games? Let's go to sports. Let's go to sports. Hey, Jude.

Alamo Bowl. Exactly. Yeah. Which of these are bowl games in the college football playoff semifinals? All right. You've got the Gator Bowl, the Cotton Bowl, the Sun Bowl, the Peach Bowl, the Alamo bowl, and the Fiesta Bowl. Oh, boy.

You're locked in. already shit yeah he is well and now and now I think I made a mistake on one of them typical this is the reason why I'll let Scott rush me because I always go back and look oh my gosh yeah there's no there's I mean there is a time

limit but you never ever run up against it oh I do because because Ibit says are you going to pick one today well I mean that's after five minutes of hemming and honing Google searching that I have to catch you five minutes five minutes

my butt. All right. Let's see, let's see what you got here. You both chose the peach bowl. Correct. You both chose the Gator Bowl. Incorrect.

Oh, yeah, Gator Bowl is not part of the semifinals. That's what I was, yes. You guys both each pick the other two. The Cotton Bowl and the Fiesta Bowl are correct. Yeah.

But Gator Bowl, not part of the, I had the Fiesta Bowl down at the, the, yeah, the Taco Bell. The Fiesta Bowl. Hey, now that I've given you a hint as to the last question, which of these words can be found in the lyrics? I've got to Google that. I've got to Google this.

Hold on a second. Go ahead. You have five minutes. I'll give me a hint. It's nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Oh. Which of these can be found in the lyrics? Cat, skin, love, minute, over, and refrained.

Oh, my gosh. I have to sing it in my head. This is where I'm going to give you. Hey, Jude. Don't. I saw all I remember. I saw a cat I don't pet the cat

I skinned a cat A cat Especially the one with Just to skin And make it better Love minute over reframe skin cat I don't know dude Holy shit

Okay I think I know I went with the one that made me laugh I put those two words together And that's what I think about Hagey All right All right, you've both locked in. Yeah, so the minute you let her into your hearts, a minute right there. Skin, of course, the skin, God dang it.

That's another one. Damn it. And refrain. Master rhyming, rhymed from making the world a little colder. So refrain, minute, and skin are correct. You guys both thought the word love was in. there, no, no, come on to help. I put cat love.

Yeah, cat love. I can't believe I forgot to say, or that I didn't think of skin, because the whole thing was like, Jude is like heroin or whatever the old story was, right? No, it's a, it's a song to Paul McCartney wrote for

John Lennon's son, Julian. Yeah, but there were, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, Scott Googling. He's going to Google, Hey Jude and heroin. And surely, somebody on the internet. No, no, no. This is the truth. The song you're saying is right. You are correct about what it's actually about, but the back in the day, the subtext. Parents were freaking out going, you can't listen to the Beatles. Why? That song's about heroin. A horse with no name.

Kiss. No, it's for real, hey Jude, was it? And let her, once it gets under your skin, then you begin to feel better. You're going to argue with the music man. I'm not saying, I'm saying he's right. I'm saying the satanic panic people. people around me were wrong, is what I'm saying. That's true. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's true. Scott does know about the satanic panic. Yeah, I got a lot of those. A lot of those growing up.

Yeah. So, yes. All I'm finding, by the way, I decided to Google it with you, and it's all sites that say, yep, a lot of people think incorrectly the song is about drugs. Yeah. I didn't look it up. So I will have to take the word for it. But my understanding back then was. Carbonated heroin. It's really about carbonated heroin. Back then they were either telling me Paul was dead or this song was about heroin or Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, absolutely about LSD. Yeah. And maybe that's the one you're thinking of. No, I knew that one. That one also was not forbidden, but it was, you know, people would say, oh, that one's I just assumed all Beatles songs were about drugs and submarines.

Yeah. It's about, it's about bath salts and nah, nah, nah, nah. I mean, anything on, anything off that Sergeant Pepper's album was presumed in our household as to be some sort of drug-related song. Really? Well, I mean, look at them a bunch of long-haired bowl hippies. You come on, of course. Get by with a little help my friends. That's about dealers. I'm providing you. Of course, she's leaving home to get drugs.

Oh, darling. Drugs. Drugs. Revolution? Lovely Rita. Meet her made. 100% drugs. Oh, yeah. Oh, she's a dealer. Oh, 100% of a dealer. Also, just a pet name for heroin or something, again. They're all about heroin the entire world. All about heroin. I'd say the white album, probably a lot closer to the truth.

But, uh, see, that's what's funny because, because adults during that time were so swayed by visual. Like, that album covers weird. Yeah, it's psychedelic. Exactly. Yeah. People see psychedelics immediately think, oh, okay, LSD, acid, blah, blah, blah.

Yeah, they bought, my mom bought into it. My dad not, so he didn't care. But my mom was like, oh, no, we don't. We can't have a VIII on. Let the boy take his drugs, woman. Jesus. It was the Beatles' answer to the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds, which was an incredible album. And the Beatles said, we want to do that.

Let's do that. And so they did their own. Are you telling me that the Beatles stole off the beach? The Beatles were inspired by the Beach Boys. The Beatles saw what the Beach Boys were doing and said. So what you're saying in 80s, rap slops. is they they bit off the uh is that a thing 80s rap sling is you bit off my rhymes by my my rhymes don't do that is that really a thing bite my rhymes i've never heard that i've never

heard that my rhymes oh now now you've got a weird thing you've heard growing up that i never heard bite my rhymes i like that uh it's growing on me real quick uh was that our that was our final uh question does that mean i win or that was it you win you win Yeah, Scott won. Scott won, good job. Thanks to his alcohol knowledge. Yeah, that's ironic. And so Claudio Ocano in San Diego is getting a copy of Supraland and Telefrag VR from the Ombudul, courtesy of Dwayne Coil, big thanks to Dwayne for sending all three of these games in.

But don't worry, Luke, you're going home with a copy of, I think this might be the best. 1001, X-Morph, the defense bundled set. So all of you, getting a lot of games for doing absolutely nothing. Yep. Contributing nothing except being great supporters. Exactly. Except you just found a website and you typed in your name and your email address. That's right. Great job. Now, look, if you enjoyed Dunaway's presence, he'll be here again Wednesday.

All right? We'll be doing this again. It'll be a lot of fun. I can't wait. But until then, kiss our butts. Damn you. He's pretty quick for a guy with lag. Not bad.

Yeah, if I question that leg, I think he's playing us. That's a bunch of bullshittery. Or what do they call sexiness in the movie last night that we watched for film soccer? Sexyful. She's very sexyful. So stupid. What the hell was that? All right.

That does it for that. Thank you, Dunaway, and thank you, contestants. It's now time for this. Let's do some news brought to you by. Getting coughed on by your delivery person. Oh, I recommend against it. It's not great. Yeah.

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Nobody wants to snuggle. It rubs your skin off. Use it too much. You will flay the same. skin, the flay the flesh right off of your bones. It may as well be like the 1800s and some kind of lie, you know. Exactly. Lie soap or whatever they used to do.

Well, here's a story about Pizza Hut. Let's get into it. Cool. A place that used to be a restaurant and now sucks. Let's get into that. I'm always depressed. I see an old pizza hut that's converted into it like a pawn shop. And I'm just kind of like, oh.

Yeah. We have pizza hut that turned into a sushi place and is now a Mexican food place. But still has the same roof shape and those windows and stuff that will always, basically always remind you that it was a Pizza Hut. I haven't had, you know what, I haven't had Pizza Hut in forever. I wonder if they, if they're better than I remember. Maybe things have been improved. I don't know. I kind of liked him when Reggie Fisomey was the CEO back in the day before he went to Nintendo.

He had some cool ideas. Richie Fisomey. Yeah. Remember him, the whole, we fit, is it? Here at Nintendo. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I love that guy.

uh pizza that is selling snake pizza in hong kong so you got to go to the orient nice to get it that's what they used to say you know go to the orient he said that it uh you only live twice we're watching that all that movie there's a lot of things i like about that movie but him them trying to make him japanese for no reason at all is just so dumb it's so dumb what were they thinking it's like lowfeld already has his plan in place he's already gulp down one one american uh space capsule and clunied one of the astronauts in the process. I love that cluny. He's going to be doing this weather or not.

He's like, well, James Bond is alive. I guess I cannot create my volcano for, volcano fortress. Volcano. Volcano. I was going to say volcanic, volcanic fortress and I switched to volcano. I kind of prefer volcano. A syllable. I like.

Do you? That seems like something Donald Pleasants might say volcano. I could hear it. It actually feels more like it's a boss in a street fighter or a moral combat. Volcano. Volcano wins. Well, anyway, American Pizza Hut Company, the company there, has teamed up with a century old Hong Kong restaurant to put a modern spin on a traditional dish or more simply snake on a pizza. The new offering combined shredded snake meat, black mushrooms, and Chinese dried ham. I wonder what the difference with dried ham versus

anyone else's non-Chinese dried ham. Yeah. Anyway, all All indispensable ingredients of an authentic snake stew and part of the Hong Kong franchise's marketing plot to generate buzz online. Some diners in Hong Kong and around southern China have enjoyed snake stew, especially during the colder months. I've never had, I've eaten snake, but never snake stew. Yeah, I've eaten snake, little rattlesnake at a Cajun place. It's not bad. It's not bad, no, it's like a slimy or chicken. Yeah.

It's just really, really moist chicken. If you don't cook it right, it's a little rubber. Oh, really? Yeah, probably anything you overcook, any kind of meat you overcooked, it's going to get rubbery. We went from catching it because it was in our camp to Richard Kim's brother, killing it before it bit anybody, and then deciding, wait, we could try to eat this. And then we put it on the grill, and the worst thing happened. Those things still move around when you're cooking them. Oh, God, really?

Yeah, head off and everything. He had no head, right? Had no head, had no tail. We took off the Rattler part. And it had been sitting there for a while. I think it may have been like, you know, when you pour soy sauce on octopus, it's not that they're alive, it's that you're stimulating nerves that just react. So it's like, um, that's interesting.

I've never heard of the soy sauce on octopus thing, but imagine it's like salt on a snail kind of thing. You've got to see it. Because I get octopus sushi all the time and I dip it into the soy sauce, but it's probably different if it's like right away or something. You got to see it. Hold on. This is amazing. Okay. I can't believe you have seen it.

This is such an amazing Can I find it? Live octopus of soy sauce. It's not live, but Okay. Is this the one? Yeah. Okay, so I'll send you a link.

So basically, I think it's just like something in the salt or the sodium or whatever. It just creates a reaction in the nerve. So very similar, probably similar to the salt on a snail. Yeah. Chat here. Oops. Let's close that.

No, not. So they pour it on, and then that thing starts freaking out. It means that most viewers are, oh, my, whoa, crazy. Yep, right? Yep. Then it slows down. Oh, yeah. Tina would say nope to that.

I don't think I could do it either. But it makes it seem alive, which is, at some point, kind of, isn't it? Sort of? I mean, even though you're zanzomify, I mean, it's zombie behavior, right? It's zombie behavior, but, I mean, that thing is dead. it's just basically the salt is constricting the muscles. It's why when, well, it's a different reason. Obviously, it's not salt, but it's like when spiders die, how their muscles constrict,

and that's why it looks like they curl their, or why they curl their legs into the center of their body. Oh, I never, now that you say it, I guess I've noticed that, but never asked the question why they curl up like that. They just, I guess they just, I don't know, it's like rigamortous for us or whatever. Kind of, yeah, exactly. Or, you know, you hear stories about people in the morgue and they're like, you know, know a new body came in he's just sitting over there and it'll suddenly go eh or whatever really like it'll breathe out because it was holding air in its lungs or something i don't know i don't know i saw a movie about a corpse that would fart uh is that same thing same thing

right yeah talked and you know talked and uh projectile vomited clean water for drinking we should do a year end film sack favorite movie we saw for film sack uh at the end of the year I like that. And that was my, I think that was my favorite. I loved it. Really? Genuinely loved that movie.

I really liked it. I want to see it again. I don't know if I, I, hmm. Of all the movies in the year, like every film-tack film. See,

that's the thing is you have to go back and look, right? And remind yourself. Yeah, I'm looking at the list right now of everything that we've watched. And so we started with, um, the mist was the 31st.

Oh, I did like the mist. Moonfall. Moonfall was our first movie of the year. Moonfall blowout Daredevil Strange Days Rambo first blood, Iron Eagle, Red Eye, nonstop, walking tall, spree, breakdown, gold finger,

cobra creed, nope, black rain, cocaine, bear, blood, simple, Hollow Man, Mission Impossible, whatever, whichever one we watched. Patriot Games, Underworld, Thunderball, Green Lantern, Uncharted, mystery men, 65, edge of tomorrow, Edge of Tomorrow might be my favorite. Man on Fire, the Flash, Born Ultimatum, Bull Durham, Cabin in the Woods, Conjuring, haunting, Childs Play, Exorcist, Slacker, Swiss Army Man, you only live twice.

You just said something that made me realize we have to refine the category because because Edge of Tomorrow is the best movie we saw this year. No question. Yeah, yeah. That's an amazing film.

It's such a great. Maybe it needs to be what is the best one that you hadn't seen before. Oh, okay. All right. I like that. Because that one I'd seen like four times

before we did it. So it'd have to be something like new that exceeded our expectations or something. I don't know. We'll have to think about it. That'd be a fun end of year thing for us. That would be a good, yeah. I like that idea a lot.

Yeah, because there's a lot of other decent stuff on there. I think the Cabin of the Woods is great. I like Bull Durham a lot. Mm-hmm. You got some James Bond in there that was pretty good. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Goldfingers, fantastic. Yeah. Anyway, if you guys want to get this, get it. It's paired with cheese and diced chicken. The snake meat becomes a richer and taste sort of thing, says Pizza Hut Hong Kong in a statement. Well, I'd eat this. Just give me a slice. I'll eat it.

It's fine. I would try it. Sure. I mean, like I said, we've both had snake before. I have had snake before. Oh, wow. It looks like this thing has Oreos on it or something. What is there?

Oh, really? Is that the black mushrooms? I don't know. Are those Oreos? What is that? Oh. Oh, it's fried squid and Oreo pit. That is Oreos.

That's in the crust. Weird. Why do they have Oreos in the crust? That's the weirdest damn thing. Yeah. I mean, I kind of like. the rounded out edges. Yeah, because it looks like the

Chinese zodiac thing, because they've got symbols on each of the Oreos. Okay, down lower is the snake pizza. Oh, gotcha. Okay, so that's probably like a dessert pizza. Yeah, I don't know why they put it like that. I mean, when your headline talks about the snake thing, maybe show that one. That's what people want to see.

Exactly. Oh, there's the snake pizza. I'd eat this. Yeah, I'd eat that. Yep, no problem. Maybe not a whole bunch, but, you know, a slice. It's fine. Would you eat chicken, foot-flavored potato chips, Scott? I saw this discussion on Discord. I'm going to go ahead and say, for the show, yeah, I'd try it. But I choose it.

Is it the word foot-flavored? Like, take out the word chicken and the word potato chips, all that. Just foot-flavored is where you're... That's where I draw my line. Now, that's where Tarantino gets interested. That's where he gets stuck. Ah, feed-flavored. All right, right, all right, I'll try it.

I'll try it whole bag. You know, I'll only make it one more movie. Give me a bag. Give me a bag. Yeah, no, I don't think I would want anything human foot related. Now, if you tell me it's goat foot or chicken foot or whatever, I'd try something like that. But in the mammal, the mammalian options, if any of them are human, F off. No, no.

All that jello salad you ate in the 80s was probably made from horse foot. Yeah, dude. The marshmallow carrot shredded jello salad my mom used to make. Oh, what a nightmare. I think it was, I don't think it's still made from horse hoof powder, but... They probably do something different now, right? Yeah. There's probably a better solution in modern, culinary, whatever.

But back in the day, see, my mom, my mom is worried about Robocop and Beetle songs. She should have been worried about hoof dust, marshmallows, and freaky, carrot strips. That's a satanic nightmare right there. Why are you giving us that? Right. Exactly, yes. She had it backwards.

All right, check this out. This is fun, not really science-related, but one in 50 million chance this happens. And we have one. A U.S. United States woman with rare double uterus is pregnant in both. So there's two rarities here. One, having two uteruses, or uteri. I know a woman with two uteri Do you? Really? Do you know one?

Yes, I do. Did they ever get both chambers? Nope. She never got pregnant in both, but she did get pregnant and they had two kids. Do you think the, oh no, no, no, now I think about it, this is what my sister almost had. Oh, no, no, no, hers was, Wendy was born with a twin that never developed and ended up being a little mad ball stuck to her ovary. oh god okay and i used to tease her that had because because it turns out the doctor found it had teeth material in it had like toothed uh-huh uh-huh and i used to tease it looked like a mad ball with like eye and all that oh jeez oh my gosh she had it removed and she was like yeah tan or something

but anyway the the idea of you having two uterus is already extremely rare and then to have both carried babies is crazy anyway this is happening it's uh double trouble says this article And a unique twist of a 52-year-old woman from Alabama was born with two uteruses, is now pregnant in both. Kelsey Hatcher, who was documenting her story on her Instagram account, Double Hatchlings. I like that. Oh, geez. That's pretty good. New from the age of 17, she had uterus didifis, diddilfus, diddilfus.

Diddilfus. Dydelfus. Because the die would be two. Okay, not dittlphus. Dittlphus. What do you got? Oh, I got a bad case of uterus dittal fist. For an extra $20, I'll give you a dittle fist.

Yeah. What if I just want you to sit in that chair? Welcome to Las Vegas. Yeah. A rare condition. It says, thought to affect about 0.3% of females worldwide. Like, it's just very rare. It was during a routine eight-week ultrasound visit in May, and the massage therapist and mother of three learned not only that she was having twins this time around, but a

fetus was present in both of the chambers. That's wild. Because, I mean, the, you think about how that process happens. So, um, fallopian tubes, the ovaries sending eggs into each, each, yep, uterus. Both utery. Got them. And then the, the sperm is making its way into both of them to fertilize. It's nuts.

Hey, let's meet this dad with the smart swimmers who's like, hey, I'm going to, two, directions red team you're going right blue team you're going left on my count go go go oh i love it fetus team six in there exactly uh it says we were kind of blown away during the first ultrasound we had lots of laughs ha ha ha she says so yeah i'm sure uh i can't imagine man she's doing okay like everything's going all right because that feels like it feels like something something along the line there's just going to be one of

when there needs to be two. Yeah. What if these two babies want to come out at the exact same time? There's only one exit, right? You know, but they're going to have to cesare in this whole thing. There's no way she has them natural.

I'm pretty sure, yeah, exactly. No way, right? Like, this is, in the 18th, the early 1800s, this is a farm girl whose death is assured. Like, she's going to die in oh, yeah, not eight months.

That's how that worked back then. Today they go in there, slice a rope and take them out. Happy babies, happy mom. It'll be great. Yeah. I mean, I do even wonder, like, is... But then they do have to live in Alabama, Brian. Then they have to live in. Right. Yeah, I mean, the whole

thing just sounds like you've got to just keep her where scientists can... They're not scientists, but doctors can keep an iron the whole time and make sure everything's going okay. But yeah, brings up the question still considered twins since they didn't come out of the same uterus?

Oh, that's interesting, right? Yeah. I mean, will they be, are they guaranteed? Are they guaranteed? Right, and are they guaranteed fraternal? I mean, I guess they are. That's why you have the Caesareans because you're not going to want to push those two. Right, right.

But if you do, but if you, I'm going to guess these are fraternal twins and they'd never be identical because identical twins is a different process. Is the egg splitting, the same egg splitting? Right. Right. Right. So you could have a brother-sister deal going. Mm-hmm.

And they'll come out and go. Who is first? You'll have the whole who's first thing for their whole life. Right. And the mom will have her whole life of going, look at this scar I got because of you rats. That's right. Coming out of your TV. Well, they live in a duplex.

Yeah. Their whole life, they'll live in a duplex. Oh, my gosh. They'll have the double. Everything will be double. Yeah, exactly. But separate, but equal. Separate but equal.

Separate but equal. there has to be a wall between them always. That's right. So even their, even their, um, what's it, they're, what am I, what am I British, pram? Why am I saying pram? Prams. What's it called?

They're, uh, they're, uh, strollers. Stroller, geez. You'd have to, you got to put a divider in there in the stroller to keep them separate, you know. Anyway, that's a fun story. No, it'd have to be two individual strollers. Oh, that's even better. Yeah. I'm sorry, mom.

Two strollers. That's the rule. Separate stroller. Uh, let's move to this one. A violent turrets. This is a post-Thanksgiving story. A violent turkey that forced Oakland Park to close is still loose after three months. They still can't get him.

Terrifying wild beast is terrorizing the residents of a city. Authorities are powerless against the rampaging monster, says this article, and can only resort to blocking parts of the city from the public. It sounds like a horror movie. But for the citizens of Oakland, California, yo, yo, yo, O-Town. Represent. represent this has unfortunately been everyday reality for several months now the creature behind the terror the one who has caused the entire city to cower in fear is a turkey called gerald gerald

the turkey yeah pretty good that's the funniest name it ever this is gerald's ultimate game gerald the killer turkey yeah i just picture him strapping somebody down and then dying and then that person can't get at least yeah uh the tree see the creature boy that that reality show was really getting some hate, isn't it? Oh, yeah. The Squid Game Reality show. I haven't heard good things. I heard rough stuff about it.

No, I haven't started watching yet. I will watch out of curiosity, at least the first episode. But, yeah, they took out the tug of war. Like, basically, they kept all of the other games from the TV show. Yeah. But they swapped out the tug of war. And, of course, people drop out, but they don't really fall to their death, of course. but that'd be good yeah it's it's basically uh saying you know like oh we we really like this

whole running man concept i don't know what the rest of the movie is about but we're going to go and create a reality show based on running man do you feel like it harms the IP to do this to it to take a i don't think so i think i think really it's it hurts itself more than anything else i don't think anybody who watched the original show is saying oh you know maybe i had the maybe i got the wrong message from that show because I thought it was anti-capitalism and rich people watching poor people fight for a

scrap of bread to the death. But you know what, now that I think about it, maybe that movie was about, let's all just watch some fun people play Simon Says and die if they don't. It does feel like they, that's the wrong message, doesn't it? A little bit. It really does, yeah.

Yeah. Well, whatever. People want to make money. It was very popular. You know what I'd I'd make a follow-up series. That's how I would do it. Like, if you got a really popular thing and it totally takes off, and they're probably doing this anyway. They are.

They're working on a, there is a sequel coming, yes. It just feels like it mars you a little bit to have this. Maybe a little bit. You know, when Magus does say that if they would have created Running Man in the 2020s, there would absolutely be a Running Man reality show. And it makes me think with how popular reality shows are, I'm really surprised there isn't a Running Man remake. There hasn't been a Running Man remake.

Yeah, I would love a running man. I mean, they remade the other one. Total recall. And it wasn't very good. But still, Running Man has potential that I think could be more realized now than they did back then. And you make Arnold, you bring him back as the game show runner. Oh, as the host. Yeah, old guy like Richard Dawson sitting in a chair looking old and seasoned and a total A-hole.

He would, oh, perfect. Yeah, actually it would be pretty good. Yeah, maybe not the game show host. You get somebody like Smarmy, by the way, just saw that. I talked about this on pre-show for FilmSec, but just watched that Hunger Games prequel when it was Saturday night. And it was, okay, basically, for lack of a better thing. But Jason Schwartzman plays the game show host.

And he's the best thing. about the film. I forgot to even talk about him on the film sack pre-show, but Jason Schwarzman is fantastic. All you had to say was his name, and I immediately can picture how good he would be in that role. Yeah. Yeah. It is because he plays it so

slimy and you know, he's like a weatherman magician and game show host basically is what he is. That's perfect. Yeah, it really is. That's perfect. That's what that's what he was meant to play that role even if the movie's mediocre to me having him in there is like having michael sheen and uh twilight it elevated the material elevates the material yeah not much but enough for me to handle it

you know to stand it yeah because oh man you know does any is anyone happy about twilight now anybody except for the writer she made bank but but no none of the actors wish all the actors say they didn't enjoy it. They all work right it a little bit because it kind of defined their early careers. Like, it just seems like a thing that nobody's happy about now. It helped, you know, it helped Pattinson. If there wasn't

a twilight, yeah, Twilight and making the money from those movies, would there be a lighthouse? Would he have gotten the enough cred to be able to say, now I want to make an art film and, uh, good point. Yeah. Because Harry Potter wouldn't have been enough probably, right? That was a tiny not enough.

That's a good point. I didn't think of it that way. Kristen Stewart, maybe less so. I think you could have been fine, but Patinson, I think he needed, you know, would he be Batman? He needed a commercial hit to be able to say, all right, let's, let me do something for me now. Yeah, another foot-shaped face would be Batman now.

That's right, exactly. Well, anyway, they can't find this turkey. They don't know what's going on, but it's getting really aggressive. It's attacking people directly. People are used to this very peaceful park in Oakland. Oakland's not known. Oakland's a little bit.

It's got a real. rep for being a little violent, you know. It's got a history. But now the bird is really, the bird is the word. There. I think it's going to do it for today's news. And for today's show. Yeah, that's right.

I told you be short today. What? No extra guess, no midsong. Just the whole, the whole shabooten hour. That's right. And then we're out of here. I got a meeting and I got to go to it. And also, Bobby's not here.

He's in some magical paradise. Yeah. he's in one of the first places that the Beach Boy's name in that dumb Kokomo song. I know. I hate that song. It might be the first Bermuda. I think it is the first one they say. Bermuda, Jamaica.

Ooh, I want to take you. Aruba. Remember when we had good songs? Yeah. Remember pet sounds? Yeah. Well, just keep doing this beach shit. Exactly. All right. Let's do that very thing. Let's get out of here. I want to take a minute here, though, to read this

thing from Ryan from a text we got. Please do. Good morning, or good morning B and S Railroad. That's nice. Nice. Lovely referenced there. Yeah,

I like that. I just heard you talking about naming of boneless wings and nuggets. It says I was in a safe way once and looked at the store made sausages and some Joker had labeled them random cryovac logs. That's awesome. I would eat a cryo back log, sure. I would. A random cryovac log. Yeah.

Fantastic. Love the show, he says, Ryan from Vancouver Island, another postal worker that hates U-Line catalogs, he says. It's green. U-Line, just stop it. Just stop it. If you've, if you're a customer who buys U-Line, I'm guessing you have access to the internet and you can look up a catalog online. Yeah. I don't think there's, if there's a universal truth about mail delivery, it used to be sleet nor snow nor dead of night, all that. That used to be the stereotype. Now it's, we hate U-Line catalogs. And Scott's shit is late all the time That's the other thing It really is You get stuff so much later than I do Yeah

Things that were guaranteed to me On a certain day Yeah They never It's always like There's been some slowdown But don't worry You're still in our system

And we won't give you an update For a freaking What's the deal? What's the deal? Some of you male men Can ride in and women And tell me what the hell's going on With the U.S. Postal Service

Is it F'd or Is it just me? I think it's just you, because I get stuff nice and quick when I need it. It might be me. By the way, Stephanie does correct me. Aruba is the first place mentioned in the song Kokomo. And then she asks, how do you mess that up, Music Man? And my answer to that is, because that song is shit.

And I don't care enough about the lyrics to memorize them. Perfectly, uh, cogent answer, I think you're right. Yes. Aruba, Montana, someone's got. Montana, yes, absolutely. I don't know what the next one is. Aruba, Montaga, Montaga, Monta, Maruba, Jamaica.

Ooh, I want to take you. Bermuda. Bahamas. Bahama, come on, pretty mama. Montego, Malago. Something Montego, because then it's, why don't we go. So it's Montego, baby, why don't we go? Yeah.

Miami, Toledo. I think we should Q Largo, that's it, Qlargo. Colergo. Yeah. Coca-mo, it's all sucks. Song sucks.

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yeah. Get in there for that cheap low level. Get in there. What do you even, why is it even, question i don't understand if you're listening to this what are you doing okay yeah that's you i'm talking to you at home you know who you are yeah one dollar you just take a few clicks you go in there you click you say yes bam boom you're done so easy it's gross how easy it is uh that's patreon dot com slash tms brian let's get out here with a song do you have one prepared

i do and uh this is a sad request here but um but man the song that goes with it's beautiful and great tribute. Let's see. Who sent this in? This one is Grandmaster Jarf. You sent this over to Scott. Remember, if you want to get a request in, best way to do it is go to frogpants.com slash TMS.

There's a button right there that'll take you right to the form request page. And if you don't put it there, there's no guarantee that I'll see it. No guarantee that we get in it on time. Nothing like that. Yeah, sometimes we catch them here and there and we'll do what we can. But it's the assured way of getting it. it in versus the ramshackle way. Exactly. All right.

So, Hey, Scout and Border Colley. This is Grandmaster Jarf. I haven't reached out in several years, but I'm always listening. Always listening, Kalkowski. Anyway, this is a request for November 20th or 21st, since there may not be a show on Tuesday, the 21st. The 21st will mark what would have been my daughter's 24th birthday. She was born and died November 21st, 1999. Same day my grandmother was killed in a car accident and the same day my and, the same day my

aunt was being buried after dying of lung cancer. Holy crap. That's so gnarly. I would just curl up in a ball on every November 21st. Awful, man. Holy crap. If you wouldn't mind, I would love to hear a cover of

Queens, who wants to live forever. Love the show. Keep up the good work guys. Signed Grandmaster Jarf. Well, holy cow, dude. We or ma'am. What is the female? equivalent of dude. Dude or dudette. I call my wife dude all the time so I don't know. I call Tina dude all the time too. Dude is for me it's universal. Um, but we, uh, our heart goes out to what

must have been easily the most difficult day of your life and, uh, and having that reminder every, um, every year is just got to be horrible. Um, but this is a great tribute. And this a beautiful version of it just came out actually this year. So there's a chance. This one could make it onto the coverville countdown at the end of the

year. Bella Goldwyn came out with an EP called ethereal covers this

year and on it she recorded this incredible version of the song from Highlander

TV's Travis just got excited who wants to live forever by queen here is

Bella Goldwyn there's no time for us there's no place for us

what is this thing that builds our dreams yet slips away from us who wants to live forever who wants to live forever who wants to live forever there's no chance for us it's all decided for us this world is only one sweet moment set aside for us Who wants to live forever? Who wants to live forever? Who dares to love forever?

Well, we'll must die. But touch my tears with your lips Touch my world with your fingertips And we can't end forever And we can love forever forever is on today Who wants to live?

Who wants to live forever? Who wants to live forever? Forever Who waits for a long time? Get more at frogpantz.com Bebibbip.