The Morning Stream - TMS 2598: Triple Grandpa

Episode Date: February 13, 2024

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Talent in the can, ladies and gentlemen. Hey, M.S. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to TMS. It's the morning stream for February 13th. Is it the 13th? It is. Oh, my gosh.

It's a 13th. It's a Tuesday, and it is the year 2024. I'm Scott Johnson with Brian Abbott. Hi. Hello. Good morning. We got an eminent new addition to the Johnson clan. Yeah, within hours. Like, do we know the time that this, that's all going down,

that this is happening? I don't know yet. Kim is in touch with Nick. Obviously, I'm on the show to make sure we're up to date on all the latest. But the town crier will let us know, he says. they're inducing so basically she's there to do the slow induction and she'll have you know she'll be all drugged up and ready and whatever and I think sometimes I don't know first pregnancy it takes longer so my guess is they're going to be there for most of the day if I had to guess but who knows it could be mid show Kim will come running in here going it happened and then I still won't pay up it's happening and I still won't be able to do anything except they're because they're not going to let you in there or over there until you know until they're ready to have us over there so it'll probably my guesses were over there tonight. Sure.

Seeing what's up. But a little Ramona. Ramona Johnson. Oh, really? Okay. Cool. I hadn't heard that they'd picked a name. That's awesome.

I can't remember if they pulled it. Carter, did they get it from Scott Pilgrim or no? The Ramona. No. They just like the name. They got it from Judy Blume. Judy Blume.

No, that's great. Jesus and Ramona. That's a great name, actually. I couldn't remember because all three of my kids love, the Scott Pilgrim movie like it's one of their favorite movies growing up and I think they uh I don't know I think this just works either way it's a cute name

I'm gonna call her Mona Mona I was gonna ask if she if they're okay with her getting called Mona for short because that is a that is a question that is a choice that is a choice I don't mind Mona I kind of like Raymy Ramey's cute whatever I'm gonna hold her

and whatever they choose to do it'll be wonderful yeah it's gonna be great so uh yes the town crier is having a baby if that makes you all feel old, pretend you're me and then you'll know how old feels. All right. Brian, we got a show to do. It is a Tuesday.

We got lots to cover. I saw something yesterday. It was a little frightening. No, no. Okay. Nobody was here. Kim was gone. Carter was at the U.

Everybody was out of here. Dogs and me. That was it. And I hear one of the dogs going, like this. And that usually means they're seeing a cat or a dog or some other animal. Squirrel.

something some other creature outside so i go to see what's going on and boomer is seeing a bird um in a tree near the window no big deal happens all the time sure and it's a nice sunny day cold but sunny and i look outside and i see this bird and i think oh that's a cute bird and then i proceeded to watch that bird lift up from the tree and slam directly into the window across from us wham oh no like immediately just wham just slammed into the the guy next door and they're not home nobody's over there so i decided to go out and see what was up and immediately i thought what would carter do she was here she would yeah she would stage a triage you know exactly yes give me give me some uh scalpel stat give me some water some towels

big time emergency so i thought you know what w cd what would carter do and i did go out there i went out there with a towel just thinking i could wrap it and help it or i didn't know sure sure so i go running out there and I get out there and there is a bird on its back, not moving, laying on the ground, staring straight up to the sky. I thought it had given up the ghost. I was like, that bird's dead. And I thought, well, I better make sure. This is an ex-petent. I didn't think of the sketch, but I should have. So I found a little twig. I'm not going to touch it with my hand because I don't know what's going on. Yeah, might. You got to watch out For mites.

Oh, yeah, they get little, yeah, you know, birds are dirty, dirty birds. Dirty birds. There's the phrase dirty birds ain't for nothing. No. Little mites. No, they're gross. Wild birds that you got to watch out for it. So I took him, or I took the stick and I just kind of got close and I touched it.

And all it did was just kind of going, you know, roll it moved, but it was from my movement. It didn't move on its own. But it was like, it just, yeah. Just sat there. So I did it one more time. Just wanted to be sure. I went, and it went, blah, blah, blah, blah, like took off. like shot into the air and flew just fine.

So all I can decide, the only, the only explanation is that thing was just stunned, you know? Just dazed. You're like, oh, does it have little people running around over its head, like running in circles? Yes, it did. Little tiny people going. Yeah, it was very Tom and Jerry, the whole thing.

But he seemed fine and flew away, flew like a long way away. I didn't, I was worried it would just kind of go up and then smack down again. Yeah, then they just. way up, nope, got up too quick. All the blood rush to its feathers or whatever. But it ran, it flew across the street and out of view, and I went, all right, that's all I can do. What else can I do? Sure, sure.

Right? I did what any human could do. Exactly. You got involved. Meanwhile, I went to Walgreens to pick up a prescription. And as I'm going into the store, you know, that's like the Walgreens, many Walgreens, there. have many Walgreens. The Walgreens that we have is like the entrance is on the corner of the building.

And they all do that, right? They're all kind of, as far as I know, they're all like that. I think so. Unless they take over somebody else's space, there's another one that's, yeah, actually has the same thing now that I think about the one over, the other one near us. We have a lot of Walgreens. There aren't any that are just like, like strip mall style, right? No, no, they're all, the ones around us are all standalone buildings. Our CVSs are like that, too.

They're all just that weird shape. I don't know why. So as I'm going in, the automatic door is opening for me, I hear little footsteps running towards me, and it's a little blonde toddler whose mom is, you know, walking with her son, and then this little blonde girl is running ahead just as I lick over. She hits a step or, you know, a crack in the pavement and goes,

just falls on her hand like hands and it's one of those situations where it's like the shock of everything is really the thing that there's no you know she might have hurt her hands with landing but probably not in a serious way just like out but it's more the shock of like that happens so it's like the dazed for a second

and then it's the and I continue in the store And I'm thinking, I mean, there's nothing, certainly nothing I could have done. I couldn't have caught her. She was too far away from me. And her mom's right there. I don't need to say, oh, no, are you okay? Because, you know, it's, she's there.

Her mom, again, is right there. She's got, she'll probably cry more with a stranger. Ask her if she's okay. But my goal then in the Walgreens was to position myself at all times as far away from the wailing, which continued the entire time I was in Walgreens. Oh, right, yeah. It was basically like, all right, they're going that way. I need to get to the far end of the building for the pharmacy.

And so, oh, they're going that way? Great. I'm going to go this way. And it was just basically like a, how do I position myself? I'm coming back with that and bag a little box of cashews, little box, I say. Oh, look at those. Those are good for you. Got good fats in there.

Yes, low salt. Yeah, low salt. Good fats, non-troglyceride faties in there. Exactly. But coming back to the register, I'm like, all right, which way? Where are they? And I could tell, I could triangulate their position by the sound. And how do I get back to the front of the store? Like sonar, dude. Furthest away from that horrible noise. Poor kid. Oh, yeah, but you were like, you were playing a version of the quiet place, kind of. I really was, exactly.

Or bird box. You just couldn't, you know, I don't know which one's closest. That's right. A creature you have to avoid. You don't want to make any noise or, you know, get out in front of them. I was a daredevil, and I was figuring out where Batroc the whaler was in proximity to wherever I was. Love it. Yeah, there is something about a kid who goes off like a bomb siren. Yeah. It means it's going to last a while, you know?

You're not done. Phoebe did this other night where she slammed her head on a piece of wood. Same thing. Just went. First she looked at us like, and then went. exactly it's like those old you know those old sirens and old 50s films that they have to crank the yeah the Germans are coming dude yep yeah the Germans are on their way watch out all right I uh we somebody who responded to our conversation about you playing a lot of snap

and not having all the cards I made the very naive suggestion that perhaps they were running out of characters and you kind of what do you think this is image yeah there's a little bit there's a little bit naive on my part but uh this person wrote in this jean from brooklyn new york says uh scott according to the meta or the marvel database there are over 80 000 characters in the multiverse so these just named characters in the multiverse and i assume that that can include anything from like this captain america has a mustache and wears it uses a cane or something right right oh yeah i mean there's old man low there's there's 48 different versions of of Wolverine. I mean, from everything from Weapon X to Old Man Logan to the robot version of Wolverine to, uh...

Yep. Many Wolverines. There are many Wolverines. So, sorry, I'm going to pause his email for a second and just say, did you see the, you saw the Deadpool trailer in full? Oh, I did. That's the only of the trailers that were teased at the Super Bowl. That's the only one I've gone through and watched the entirety. I did that and the Apes one, the Planet of the Apes sequel. Oh, sure. That looked really good too.

Yeah, I made the joke when the Twisters trailer started. I said, oh, they're coming out with a Twister sequel, huh? not knowing that oh they really are it was before they showed the the little bucket drilling itself into the ground and the top opening up and all of little balls coming out yeah like oh god they really are making a twister sequel that is the that's dorothy five or whatever it is yeah for a hot minute i thought they were remaking it because when they use lepexy things i thought oh are we just is this the like what are they doing this is weird is it a tv show or you know i started having all these ideas and i realized that first movie came out the year carter was born oh god Here she is 20. What are you now? 26. And now they're doing a sequel? Good Lord.

Plus I get that guy in it that's just, he's got a kind of handsome that bugs me. Can't explain it. Oh, really? Yeah, it's a hard. I don't know what it is. It looks like he should be in every Hallmark Christmas movie. I can't get his name. Glenn Powell?

Glenn Powell, that's who it is, yeah. I know the lady's like, and my wife loves him. My wife thinks he's great, but I just love. look at him and go handsome in a bottle oh top gun maverick that's what i've seen him in okay oh right he was one of the he was the cocky guy in in that in and top gun the cocky guy yeah okay oh yeah she was the one who played barbie in the movie barbie right sorry i should i should clarify he was the cockiest guy in there okay he was the ass that by the end he was a team player but in the beginning he thought who's going to kill everybody.

Anyway, that guy. Still doesn't do it enough to know. Probably not. But he's just kind of like one of those, I don't know, it's something about his face. I just can't, I can't get past it. But anyway, whatever. Good luck to them, Twisters.

Well done, guys. It only took you 26 years to do it. Back to the, real quick, back to the Deadpool. And then we'll come back to this email. But, yeah, of course, I'm more than beyond excited for the Deadpool Wolverine movie. But even more so, yeah. Oh, yeah. Even more so with the whole TVA.

introduction. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Which is like, all right, now we're connecting to Loki.

Are they going to be pissed off that he took the green lantern script out of young Ryan Reynolds' hands at the end of Deadpool 2? Yeah, I wonder about that.

There's also, at one point, Deadpool's laying in the throne that Hulk was in in Ragnarok. He is, they show a close-up of what you think is his fists,

but those are not his. Those are Lady Deadpool's fists. Oh, interesting. A little black nub thing she has. At least this is the theory that it's her. They don't show anything else but the hands. And a gun that he doesn't use. There was something else, too.

I did see an issue of Secret Wars with Dr. Doom on the cover on the ground next to him when he's laying in the dirt about to have the shadow Wolverine upon him. Yeah. It looked like a pretty great time. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It'll be fun. And again, keep it self-aware.

keep it fourth wall breaking constantly and um uh it'll be just fine and it's your only marvel movie this year so nail it yeah well the only official MCU movie yeah well yeah that's true i keep i keep forgetting about that other thing madame web we've got craven we've yeah at least with madam web you got sidney swingy swingy that's good sydney swingy that's it'd be your new name Cindy Swingy! There's your spider character name. Perfect. You nailed it, but she gets to hang upside down, so that's cool, I guess. Yeah, I, uh, you know, again, we get a bunch of, because they're going to be playing those, those newer spider characters, the newer ones that were introduced, like the Spider Woman, um, yeah, silk, I think we're getting the black and white silk costume, uh, yeah, they're playing in, they're playing in some stuff that is a fun, fun new aspect of Spider-Man. stuff, but it's just a question of, you know, can Sony, I don't know, I, my, my hopes are low,

but maybe you'll come back from this, Brian, and you'll blow our minds and go, you guys. Maybe, yes, maybe. I'll be able to tell you Thursday, because we're seeing it Wednesday night. So tomorrow night, it's our, it's our Ash Wednesday. Look at all the holidays this week. I know. I mean, today is both Fat Tuesday and Lunar New Year. Tomorrow, of course, because it's Fat Tuesday, tomorrow's Ash Wednesday, but it's also Valentine's Day.

Oh, my gosh. Like, you got all. your holidays in two days basically. Yeah. Then you got President's Day next Monday, which we don't take off for this. We never take off President's Day. No, no, because we don't care about presidents. No. It's the team that matters. You know, that's the other thing. We'll do that episode. We'll do Monday's President's Day show impersonating our least favorite presidents. There you go. That's all, you and I will both pick a least favorite president. Let's do it. Let's do it. And if we choose the same one, which is likely, then we will.

We'll have to spread it around a little bit. Here's the, you know, the funny thing about voting, it occurred to me this year. I will be voting not for who I want for president or who I don't, you know, or against who I don't want. That's not what I'll be doing. I'm going to be voting for who will have a better team in place, meaning advisors, cabinet, all that stuff. That's going to matter more. So I hope we get away from this. We get like almost like royalty brain.

Like it's just the one guy that matters. It isn't. Or lady. it's not it's it's it's it's who's actually around them doing everything because we don't it doesn't work that way we're voting for a cabinet not a person yeah so we remember that was that we get closer everybody i'm not telling you how to vote i'm just telling you to remember that it's not about one person with a crown on their head that makes all the calls it doesn't work like that you think it exactly and don't write in none of the above as time as tempting as it is don't write in none of the

above yeah or justin's mother or however the heck that went exactly what uh what movie was that vote none of the above for president was that that wasn't dave what was that there was some movie where it wasn't dave there was some movie where the they encouraged you to vote none of the above um hold on i don't remember was it election it wasn't election thing election no somebody people are saying brewster's millions was it brewster's millions really yeah they had to vote for somebody in that i guess so i don't remember Did he launch a campaign? Yeah, there we go. He launched a campaign to vote for none of the above because...

Don't vote for any of us. We're assholes. We'll only make things worse. You know what? I have fond feelings for that movie. I like that movie. Yeah. Yeah.

I wouldn't mind seeing that again sometime. All right. Back to this email. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Gosh. Jeez. We kind of got a little ways from it, but we can find our way back.

He says that because he was talking about the 80,000 characters. That means that they put one out one character a week, plus every season, that is 64 characters, divide 8,000 by 64, and you get 1,250 years of new cards. Yeah. But wait, there's more. Marvel Snap puts out characters that are inanimate objects like Cerebro and a helic carrier. So I don't think you'll have to worry about running out of cards, says Gene Brooklyn. He's right. He might run out of characters you recognize.

We're going to get some like, oh, yeah, this is a guy that was in Marvel Team Up 113 with Spider-Man, and we never heard from again. His name is the Jack in the Boxman. That's right. You do run that risk, though. You have all the popular stuff is out. Then you're digging into stuff that nobody knows about? We're already getting this stuff that is newer than I'm familiar with. Like, I just got a card for Super Giant.

I don't know Super Giant. I know she's related, connected somehow to Thanos and the Black Orr. order. And I know all those guys, thanks to the movie, but, um, yeah, Dr. Calhoun PhD just basically repeated what I said. Yeah, super giant martyr. Don't know. Yeah. Who's the guy, uh, maybe he's already in? The Venom king guy. What's his name? Uh, the king, the dark, or the, uh, the goo king or he's got a name. And he's like the king, he's like in charge of the world where all the symbiots do dark shit. It's an amazing storyline in the, and the, and the, he's, he's like, storyline in the Venom comics

but I don't know. Is it null? J-N-U-L-L? I don't know. I can't remember his name. I don't remember his name, but he basically wants to just smother the world. Three people now have said null. That might be it. That is a very cool character. Yeah, and Null is in the game. He's a great he takes on the

energy, the power level of all cards you've discarded the game. So if you have a destroy deck where you just go through and, you know, put out a card, it, put out a card destroy it, then you can play null. He's got the power level of all of the cards you've destroyed, and then you just duplicate them, and you've got double giant crulls. That seems all right. Yeah.

I like that guy a lot. He's evil. Or knolls. I said cralls. Krolls? Noles. More cralls, less nulls. We got another message here from someone who didn't leave their name,

and they are talking about the mics for game shows, the long, skinny ones we talked skinny mics, yeah. The Gene Rayburn business. He says, today is TMS. You were both talking about the microphones Gene Rayburn and Bob Barker used. If Brian wants, Sam Reich or Reach, Reich?

I would say Reich. Probably Reich. He's a third kid in his family, so they call him the third Reich. Hosting Game Changer starts the show with a telescopic and then puts it away because he's wearing a lapel mic. So Brian could just 3D print a replica

and pretend to use it while he has a lapel on. Perfect. Yeah, he says also Game Changer has a number of episodes on YouTube. I highly recommend checking it out. I've never, do you see that? Game Changer? I haven't seen it either. I don't know. That's not the one where you've got

I have no idea. Oh no, that's well actually is the one I'm thinking of. Game Changer. Game Changer. Who hosts that? Oh, he said, the right guy. Well, that's that Sam Wright guy. Yeah. Game Changer USB doesn't see, that's a technology company. Okay, it's a college humor deal. Oh,

all right. All right. I'll put I'll put one of these on my list to check out this afternoon. Oh, was that the Reich? Oh, I know him. I've seen him. He's the Reich. He's a comedian feller.

Oh, okay. Hold on. Where have I seen him? Some other stuff. Maybe it was just other things for comedy, not bang, bang. Maybe other stuff for college humor. I can't remember.

I've seen that guy before. Oh, yeah, I know, I'm seeing him. Yeah, and he does that. Oh, that's a great. Look at that. And then he just closes it up. Yeah. And look at this set.

This set's amazing. It's so 70s. I love it. All right. Yeah, checking it out. All right. That's on YouTube,

they say. He or she tells us. Maybe it'll be less hit and miss than the Taylor Thompson after midnight, which I've seen episodes that made me laugh my head off and then I've seen episodes that I just barely made it through and was like, yeah, I'm just going to turn this off. What's the ratio to hit? Hit to miss, do you think it's more hit than miss? 6040, more hit than miss.

Okay. Taylor Thompson's great. She's hilarious. Tina kind of gets irritated with her. I think she looks like if Ria Seahorn had a younger sister that was somehow storing nuts in her cheeks, because she's got really big cheeks. Oh, Tomlinson. Thank you, Taylor Tomlinson.

She's got really big cheeks, Taylor Tomlinson. Weird. okay she's she's uh funny as hell and she's cute she's great she's like a triple threat but uh oh that reminds me you know during the game uh the other night the um every time super bowl the super yeah you know the one yes yes uh yeah she she and uh colbert is that who that is that's the girl that's taylor tomlinson yeah okay i guess i just don't know who she is and so every time she come out i'm like are they are they co-hosting the late late show or something like what's going on but she but she uh Oh, she's the new, she's the new takeover the night one, the one after him, right?

Yes, exactly. Yes. Ow! Now it's all coming. The puzzle pieces are fitting. Her show is right after his, and he was instrumentally getting her that job, from what I hear. And she's great. Yeah.

And who's leaving the tubby dude from Britain? Yeah, James Corden. Well, it wasn't after midnight was a Hardwick thing for a while, wasn't it online? Oh, I don't know. Was it? I don't know who's doing what now. I'm so out of the loop on late night TV or late night talk shows.

I think he had it for a while. I don't think Corden had let's see here. It's me you have to sing in a car by himself now. Is that how that's going to go? That's how it works. It's really just carpool solo karaoke.

Yeah, poor guy. Yeah, Chris Hardwick had it for a while. And they were, there we go. CBS was considering a revival of after, or at midnight, not after midnight, at midnight, to serve as replacement for the late, late show at the end of James Corden's tenure. Okay. There you go. All right, then. Go back to Britain, you weirdo. Yep. I'm sorry, keep calling it, uh, Taylor Thompson and after midnight,

because both of those things are wrong. Yeah. We don't know nothing. Taylor Tomlinson at midnight. I just know I miss David Letterman every day. That's all. Oh, don't we all? Yeah. It's not dead, but you know. No, no, no. No, no. No, still I've got a beard for for miles, everything's fine. Here's a final message from Becca Smiles, who says this is talking about micro pigs at the restaurant you were talking about.

You could wrestle around or whatever with micro pigs. Here's what she says. The pig cafe, yeah. The pig cafe. She says, fun fact about the pig cafe story yesterday, mini pigs or teacup pigs don't actually exist. What? They're imagined, they're fake.

They're imaginary like Tyler and... Yeah, that's right. They are just another name for baby potbelly pigs or Choctaw hogs. It's interesting. These pigs, while smaller than pigs' bread for food products, will grow to be 100 to 150 pounds.

Not very many to me, says Becca. I also raised pigs for four hours, I think she means years, as a child. I don't know why hours is there. No, for 4H, it's not... Oh, for 4H, the organization.

Shit. Not hours. For H, 4 H. 4 H. The 4-H. We never did that 4-8 stuff growing up. Did you do that? No, we had it. I mean, I knew of it, but never was part of that at all.

We did the scouts thing for us. They're all-48-4-H. Anyway, so she raised pigs for the 4-H as a child and found or find that most are smarter than dogs. Love the show, Becca. Yeah, pigs are smart. We used to have. That's right.

That'll do pig, you can say, and they actually know what you mean. We had a neighbor who had a pig. I don't remember his name, but we loved going over there because that pig was trained, it was trained to use a litter box. It would cuddle around your feet while you watch TV. If it had to go outside, it would go at the door. Like, it was just basically a dog for them. Yeah.

And they could train it. They'd say, go to your, whatever, their bed, and it would go. And it would go and curl up and go to sleep. That's awesome. Yeah, they're, you know, they just, uh, they just get. big and muddy and gross and I guess you're a little pot belly well those get those get big too yeah and if you can have them in here if you can do some well I don't remember how my neighbor did it but if it's not a big deal to have them domesticated in a house then maybe what's the difference

between that and a dog but I still think they probably stink their skin's weird right it's like a like those hairless cats everyone wants a hairless fink's cat but when you smell one of those greasy little buggers dude they're gross the stuff they put out of their skin yeah it's freaking gross. Don't they aren't pigs the only other creature that

was it? Oh, they can get a sunburn, right? It's not like they sweat, though.

I was thinking that they're the only ones to sweat, but dogs even sweat through their paws. Yeah, dogs sweat through

their paws and sometimes their bellies. Yeah. But not much. They still have to pant to most of it.

So it might be the pig's the only other creature that can get sunburned. And they always used on, on Mythbusters

they used a dead pig to simulate human flesh and skin and stuff. So they're a lot like us in that way. So if you want to do like a bullet test and you don't have ballistics gel or whatever and you got a pig, it's like equivalent to a human or something. Well,

anyway, good luck with all your pig lifestyles. Yeah, and they're so tasty. See, that's the thing, Brian. You get a pig. You call him Larry. He lives in the house. You raise him. He's like your dog or whatever. But then he's like, oh, yeah, shit in the corner again. Just make bacon out of him. Tomorrow we're having bacon. Yeah. We're having pork shoulder, bacon, pulled pork. It's everything. We're all good for Thanksgiving. We got a ham. It's all good.

Exactly. Sorry, vegans and vegetarians. And Carter. Who's in the same. Sorry, pigs. Let's get to some news. It's time for us to bring the news to the people. It's what we studied for in college.

So, way you may as well use this degree. Here we go. It's time for the news, and it's brought to you by. The Monday Show. It now has a page. Scott, tell the. people what and where well all they got to do is go to frogpants dot com slash monday and you will find it this is me and carter uh my daughter of some 27 years six years uh we do we're now doing

just like a little casual monday stream we also podcast it it's available now that way if you'd rather just listen and it's also live at 6 p.m every monday but if you want the podcast that's now up now we don't have we're waiting for apple google amazon everybody to uh spotify to update their feeds. Yeah, sure. So you always have to wait a little time for that. So those aren't currently linked there. They will be soon and in searchable.

But if you have an app like a smart person does that lets you paste in any RSS feed, that's how it should be looking at you, Spotify, you bastards. You can go do that right now. That link is there and available now. So go check it out. That's frogpants.com slash Monday. We had a great time last night. So I think people should go listen to it.

We had a whole discussion about, what was it, Carter? What was our big thing that? So it wasn't controversial. It was really memorable. there was something we talked about yesterday it was it was it went deep what was it was it went deep what was it oh the word impreg i'll leave it i'll leave you there with that m preg think of think of m peg like the video format yeah okay but then m preg which is the thing i had never heard of until she learned me she learned i've never heard of it either yeah i think we're out of the loop on the kids what

apparently so is that totally mid it's a little mid yeah i do like mid mid it's fun to say it's fine uh cpb dog which is a customs and border patrol protection dog oh okay all right sniffed out something unusual in a passenger's luggage turned out to be a mummified monkey oh gosh okay yeah yeah you don't see this every day a u.s need the paw all you need is the paw yeah my understanding is you need the paw and don't get it wet or something like that something like that yeah the u.s customs and border patrol protection dog sniffed out something unusual in luggage uh this person's with the mummified monkeys. They were coming from Africa. The passenger returned from a visit to the Democratic Republic of Congo. What was the line from Congo? That we always played.

Lava tubes. There it is. The only thing I remember from Congo. Lava tubes. Anyway, reported that the luggage contained dried fish. But an inspection at the Boston Logan Airport revealed dead and

dehydrated bodies of four monkeys. Are any of the monkeys still alive, the band? Are they all dead? Oh, let's see. Peter Tork passed away. Davy Jones still alive. Mickey Dolan still alive. Nesmith passed away.

So two of the monkeys, I think, are still alive. Well, good. So these aren't those monkeys. So maybe is it just Mickey Dolan's Ambassador Domo? Only one guy, only one monkey. Oh, Davy's dead is what Redling says. Okay. Yeah, Davy Jones never dies.

I know where he's living. That's right. He looks a bit like some sort of creature. Let's see. Four monkeys. The traveler said he brought the monkeys to the U.S. for his own consumption. When Mickey Dolan goes on a tour, because apparently he tours as the last surviving monkey, does he sing?

Hey, hey, I'm the monkey. People say, a monkey around. But there, I'm too busy singing. By myself, and I'm kind of down. Nobody else around. Yeah, no one else around. Oh, that's terrible. But we love it.

Well, we love it. We love you, make you dollars. Yeah, good luck to you. He says he's going to eat these monkeys. Oh, really? Yeah, I brought these. You don't eat mummified animals or anything. You don't eat mummified anything, right?

That's preserved. Like, that's gross. Unless it's like the dust, like you grind it into powder and then, put it to something like rhino horn or uh that could be yeah yeah you grind it up put it in your drink now you got you know it's an aphrodisi egg hey baby it just put some some powdered mummified monkey in your drink oh bah hey flush all that by agra we got we got we got a new way raw or minimally processed meat from wild animals sometimes referred to as bush meat m bush meat is banned in the u.s because of threats of disease the potential dangers posed by

bringing bush meat into the United States are real, says a border protection patrol guy. Bush meat can carry germs that cause illness, including the Ebola virus. Ooh. Says, Julio Carvia. Which now we know is not

the electronic version of the Ebola virus. No. Yeah, let's be clear. Let's be clear. Remember when we had one Ebola person in this country and we all lost our minds? And then a few years later, I honestly, I remember Ebola, but I don't ever remember there being just one Ebola person.

Well, we had one, I think it was one death. Somebody came in to the States, caught it while they were somewhere. Okay. Died and then everyone lost it. Like, that was the whole deal with that, right? If I remember right, yeah, maybe even that. What was the one where, um, uh, not contagion. Contagent, no.

No, it was a contagion. I thought the hot zone was the deal with the, I don't remember. remember dude Ebola shit whatever it was there were a couple of movies like that what's the name of that movie

it's gonna bug me and then there was there was another one with um a mrs. Robinson kid uh Dustin Hoffman

Dustin Hoffman was the one in the hot zone wasn't he with Dustin Hoffman and Charlie's throne hot zone is that what that was called I thought that was the hot zone yeah

oh outbreak outbreak night yes that's the movie he was in okay that had a monkey wasn't there a monkey that had a monkey with with the disease and that was Ebola okay you know what I might be I think the book was the hot zone the movie was outbreak or were they just were they two were they two separate oh that could be that's a better name I read one of them I read I think I read the hot zone oh you're like me I love

apocalyptic stories I do too it's a good and then yeah outbreak people are still typing outbreak yes we The delay has not cut up to some people. No, some people are still on dial it. That's right. Exactly. Well, anyway, don't eat bush meat is the lesson. That's what we've learned.

If we've learned anything, don't eat bush meat. Yeah. Nine pounds of this stuff, by the way. Wow. That's four kilograms, everybody else. That's not stupid and doesn't change their measuring system like we do. These were marked for destruction by the U.S. Centers of Disease Control and Prevention. So CDC is like, nope, goodbye.

Good call. Good call. mushroom growing on a live frog surprises researchers oh okay i just figured you know it's frog pants we may as well have a frog yeah exactly is this cordyceps is this the deal oh this might be oh we're finally getting to the cordyceps lifestyle exactly i've been i had some cordyceps mushrooms uh this morning in my uh that magic mind um shot oh yeah how that how do you like that that is cordyceps mushrooms and And they're coming out with, like, we have a thing we're going to do for soundography.

They give us some copy to work on. But they sent out every time and it says, our cordyceps mushrooms are 100% dead and 100% guaranteed not to turn you into a zombie. Wow. That's great. I love that. Lean into it, I say. Lean into it, exactly. It's like, I acknowledge that it's the same thing from the show.

Yep. Don't hold back. I like it. Well, here's the deal with this. Let's see, where is it? You've heard of the Toadstool Now there's something much stranger A frog mushroom

Researchers in India came across a frog With a mushroom sprouting from its flank There's a photo in here There sure is, look at that That's a mushroom, huh? A little mushroom hanging off the side there It looks like a little little skin tag or something But that's a mushroom

I want to pick it off and put it on my steak Man, exactly Like it's already You get a high already from licking toads What do you get from eating a mushroom That's growing on a Right? It seems dangerous.

Going on a frog. I feel like we got a whole new season of Last of Us to make around that. It says here, this researcher in India found it on this frog. It may be the first observation of his kind. How the mushroom got there grew and fruited is a mystery. I've never heard the term fruited when it comes to fruited mushrooms. Like an apple tree will fruit, I guess. Yeah.

I don't know. Other stuff will fruit. It's just weird hearing fruit as a verb. My cousin fruited around... And have it not be a drive-by-fruiting. My cousin fruited around age 18. Just kidding. The point is, we don't know what's going on there with this thing.

It's interesting, though. That is wild. The close-up picture of it, I mean, that is... I'm sure the other frogs are like, dude, you should have that look. Yeah, go. This looks fruited to you. Does this look fruited? What if you have to eat the whole frog to swallow the whole damn thing?

I don't know. Oh, just the legs. Thank you. Okay, good. Here's a good one. Drugs, you know, drugs are a problem. Sure, sure. We just talked about it with mushrooms and licking toads.

Yeah, frogs with drugs on them. Well, a man has been accused of peddling business cards that included free samples of cocaine. Now, before you up on the sequel to American Psycho. And before you go, everyone blame us. here in the States. This happened in Canada. Ireland. Oh, I thought it was Calgary. Oh, it is Calgary. Yeah. It is Calgary. I was like, oh, darn it.

Well, I thought it was open to Ireland. Oh, that would have been great because we could have given shit to a certain person. Exactly. Yeah. Koneda. Nope, Canada is where it happened. Let's talk about Canada. A man facing half a dozen charges after an apparent bid to boost his drug dealing business by handing out free samples of cocaine at a local casino caught the attention of Calgary police.

Police say officers patrolling a downtown casino and Christmas Eve became aware of a car that had been handed out to casino goers. Perfect place for it, though, if you're going to do this. Yeah, yeah, in a casino, sure. The name on the car was Alex Lee, and he had this little tiny baggy of cocaine attached to it. I'll show a photo here for everybody. They got a shot this thing up close.

I'm sure it's like a little stapled bag, yeah. Yep, there it is. I mean, you know, that's clearly not coffee creamer. No, it's not, it's too crystally, right? it almost looks like you could say it's sugar or you could say it's like one of those salt yeah one of those bags that prevent things from going bad what's that called desiccant what do they call that stuff silica gel yeah yeah i hate those things i yeah i do too but i save them because i um if i have filament that's been around for a long time i can i usually just

store it in a big ziplock bag with with about eight of those little bags of silicon silica gel, and it helps it dry out the filament so that it works better in the printer. That's a great idea. Then if you're, especially if you're in a humid state or somewhere that's got a lot more humidity, you probably control that better. That's great idea. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I can't get rid of them fast enough.

I'm trying to think, do I have anything that I need to keep from getting wet? No. I don't. I wonder if you drop your phone in water and, you know, they say, oh, put it in a thing of rice. what if you put it in like you cut open all those bags of desiccant and put it in a jar and then put the phone in the jar

will that I mean I would assume it would have the same thing yeah probably read it better because it's a otherwise why wouldn't we use rice for in place of it you know I think you're probably right yeah I just know that it's like dangerous do not eat oh yeah very

poisonous that's the reason I don't like him is because we always worry I'm going to get a packet of it and leave it somewhere and then Van will find it and think it's Andy or something like that. I'd feel so bad. Oh my gosh. Captain Kipper says wouldn't work. Wouldn't work?

Why? You need to remove the battery, he says. Oh. What? No, this has worked for me before. I've done this. Jessica and or rice? No, no, rice.

With rice. With rice, yeah. But Captain Kippur's saying you need to remove the battery. I didn't have to do that. Maybe so are iPhones, Claire. Claire's like, Android's are waterproof. Yeah. So are iPhones.

I'm going to make a claim that is. our phones. Exactly. Apple invented waterproof phones, by the way. Their invention did not happen anywhere first. I can't wait until they invent folding phones too. It's going to be so cool. Oh, it'll be great. They'll get up and they'll say magically we have come up with a new way to fold your phone

and we're going to all go, oh, that's never happened before, ever before this. My gosh, they just invented VR. This is so cool. Yeah, the AR headset. We're like, that's never, no one's had that. That's what they do. I'm still hooked on watching videos of of Vision Pro and people

talking about it, reviewing it, but also the videos of people who are like walking down the street. Yeah, those people. Half of that stuff feels like freaking staged to me.

Staged for the lulls. Yeah, there's one over here that was filmed just a couple of miles from me that went kind of viral. The guy driving a cyber truck, got out, and then was walking,

doing, you know, this. And there's something about combining your EV Tesla business with your stupid headset. And it makes me just want to kick these people on the nuts really hard. That's all I want to do. I want to find them. I want to sit them down and kick them in the nuts. Wham! So I'm Sci-Fi sent a link to

an Informatica, C-NAT article about, I guess it's not Informantica, just C-Nat article about using those silica gel packets to dry at your phone. You don't even need to open up the bags, just basically. Oh. Yeah. You wouldn't need to, right? Because they obviously work without you opening the bag. So you just place the device and parts into a zip top storage bag along with a handful of silica gel packets.

They're designed to be very efficient for absorbing moisture. Collect them as you find them for emergencies like these or you can order packets online. Wait, 72 hours. Oh, that's a long time without your phone. It's a long time. Yeah. Can it even be done? Jeez.

It can be done. You don't need to tweet every 10 minutes. Oh, we want some quick results on my note. my no reading the... So I stayed away from the fire hose. Just for clarity here. A couple of people were confused about what I was saying. I mean, make this clear.

I do not feed... The goal was on any social media app of any kind, Twitter in particular. No main feed, no algorithmic feed, meaning no follower feed, no, none of that. All I did was respond to replies and post stuff like a new show went up like yesterday's TMS.

Sure. And a few other things where I just posted, but I'm not jumping over to any public feeds and running them. I had a way better day! yeah yeah i got more done i didn't get all bogged down and like going oh this political climate we're in or you know any of that stuff yeah no it's it's it's it's depressing it's you know it's if it's not somebody spouting their their angry political opinion it's somebody

taking a picture of a breakfast it's far better than the one you're eating there's no good that can happen by looking at that stuff uh for especially first thing in the morning enjoy your morning yeah enjoy yourself we have we have before we take this break we have one less you're in the nor'easter unless you're unless you're stuck in the new england states and you get it with the yeah be careful with that um i just got some updated information here this just just in okay here at the newsroom uh got this from carter she just texted this to me due to a series of misunderstandings and mistranslations medieval europeans believed the consuming embalmed bodies would cure them of disease oh okay so like we were talking about the the monkeys says

feeling ill 15th century Europe the remedy for your headache stomach ailment cancer might be a side of Egyptian mummy they would eat that stuff and if you were rich you had access to that kind of crap so nice job europe you're always making fun of us but look at your weird bullshit you used to do weirdos if you've got your if you've got your late breaking news i've got some as well the uh full reviews from adam web dropped this morning dropped today and hollywood reporter calls it an airless and stilted endeavor. Matt Ramos on Twitter, just three words. Morbius was better.

Oh, my gosh. Chris Parker from 3C. Films says, Madam Webb is an embarrassing mess. Talented stars waste on probably the worst comic book movie I've ever seen, filled with atrocious dialogue, awkward, editing an all-around laughable structure. Wow.

I sat there baffled scene-by-scenes. Someone approved this. The memes will redeem it. Oh, man. I can't wait. Oh, my God. It's going to be so bad. 20% is the total positivity rating on Rotten Tomatoes right now, which is...

What is it 20%? 20. I guess that's better than... But listen to this one. Barry Hertz of the Globe. It says, today, I owe Morbius an apology because it turned out that Sony pictures just needed a little more time and a whole lot of misplaced confidence to make an even worse Spider-Man spin-off.

Oh, gosh. Yeah. Well, the good news is, I don't think anybody's surprised by this, right? I feel like, you know, Venom 2 and Morbius kind of let us all know what to expect. We should have known this was coming. It's on us. So maybe even Sidney Swingy can't save this film. She's got more euphoria in her.

She'll be fine. She looks like she's poised to do all kinds of shit, so she'll be fine. I'm not worried about it. She, exactly. Her star is on the rise. That's right. This guy from United Press says, bad in ways. And debacle's, like, sorry, bad in ways that even debacles like Catwoman and Batman and Robin never broached.

Oh, my. Because Catwoman's easily the worst one I've ever seen. I've never seen anything worse than Catwoman. So this must be terrible. Yeah. Well, you never saw Morbius. No, I avoided it. Morbius is, yeah.

It was never, yeah, exactly. Yep. It was never, yeah, exactly. But you have tickets. You're going, so. I have tickets. I'm going, and I'm going with, I am going with the lowest expectations. humanly possible.

I have no I have no misunderstandings that this is not going to be like eat food and drink and watch a movie that I know

I'm going to be laughing about later. Are you putting Tina through this ordeal or is it just you? Oh yeah. No, she's gone. Hopefully she doesn't listen to this episode

before tomorrow night. Well just we'll edit it and say Madam Webb is amazing. and you're going to have a great time. Look forward to a good date night, honey. Well, you just edit it, take out a few words, and it'll say,

Madam Webb is a movie. Yep, it's a film. All right, we're going to take a break. And when we come back, we got some time with Travis. You TV's Travis is going to ask us some questions, try to stump us. We're always busy stumping other people or Brian stumping us. The tables have turned. He's going to try to stumpy you and I.

So stick around for that. That'll be after this song break. Brian, would you bring? Yeah, let's go to. Rome for this one. We don't usually hear pop bands from Rome, but these guys combine pop and that little bit of electronica, some Neo-Soul. I obviously dug this because I put it on the show. It's really, really good.

Brand new album is called Turning Point. This is the first single from it. It is called Desire. Here is the band Modell, M-O-D-E-L-L. over me over me oh my I want to be there what we touch.

I want to be free as you know. I want to be there my love and love And every place we're going to look together I want to be doing many times I want to be free as you know and everything will be alright You know That feeling

I feel giant madness in the sky Attracting my will to change everything Shall go back to black signs Because in no time is just an illusion I love the only way to clean our dirt and see the light The kind of heaven Dark is away And light is a place

But dark is a long way And now in there I need to rest I hide myself Within my flower I want to be the lot of touch I want to be free as you know I want to be the one you love And every place we're going to live together

I want to be the one you touch I want to be free as you know I want to be the one you touch And everything will be alright I'm blue as heaven. I say it too. I want you. It's better to be by my side.

I want to be the lucky touch And every place we're going to be is heaven I want to be the rocket touch Yeah Because you're in town will be the same Everything will be right Yeah all the time, because everything will be alive.

You know what I'm going to be. Hey, so you choked. Yeah, choked. I almost wet my pants, my paper pants. Calm down, frog tits. And we return. Tell me who that was again. and Neo Soul. Their brand new album is called Turning Point. That is the song, Desire. Desire. Desire. Excellent. Desire. Desire. Desire. Who do we call now? Travis. We call Travis. Yeah. My head went a little won a little wonky there. You said it right before things start happening. You'd think I'd remember three minutes ago. All right. Here we go. Let's get into it and play this here. Deal right here. Where is it right here? This is Travis. And you'll do well to listen carefully to what he has to say.

That is the truth. Travis, welcome back to the program. How are you? I'm doing okay. How are you two? Good man. We're good. On this wonderful Tuesday. Good. Oh, yes. It's a very fat Tuesday today. Oh, the fattest of Tuesday. I decided to be fat in honor of fat Tuesday. That's right. That's right. Only one of us will be losing weight today and it'll be my son's wife who will. She's going to lose about eight pounds or six pounds or whatever it is today. Yeah, we're going now to puzzle pint tonight to a bar that we're,

made sure it's not like a, oh, New Orleans style of Cajun food because it'll be packed. No, but it's just generic bar food. But part of me kind of, part of me is a little bit disappointed. I'm not having gumbo or jambalaya or crawfish or something. But it's all right. Well, if we, that all sounds amazing, though. That's it. If you were closer, I would send you a bowl, because we're going to have that today, I think.

Of course you are. Yeah. I think. It depends on the stuff goes with the baby. Not jealous at all. No. I will send me self-adry. stamped padded envelope and you can just dump a ladle

full in there for me. Yeah, just pour it like it, open it, crack it open and pour it in like that. Perfect. I have a feeling I would go about as well as the desiccated monkeys. Yeah, that's probably true. Hey, Travis, and your last name's Crawford, which reminds me a crawfish. Boy, this is all going bad. Everything comes full circle. It sure does. You come on the show on a monthly basis and try to stump us with some cool questions. And I love these. So let's get to it. What do you got for us this week? Yeah, so we got a little, we got our best of five.

And round one, we're going to be doing a TV show. Ooh. And I want you to guess based on the cast of this TV show. Okay. So we are going to start. At some point you should do episode titles. That would be fun. Yeah.

Oh, boy. Oh, that'd be good. That'd be a tough one. Yeah. That would be a tough one. Think of that. So cast, cast members. Cast members.

Gotcha. Yep. And Brian, you're going to open the bidding. We have up to six. Up to six. I will start the bidding at, I'm going to play hard on this one, three on this one. Three, all right.

Oh my gosh. Scott, what you got? That's pretty tight. Well, I'll tempt two. Why not? Let's make it fun. Let's do it. Two?

All right. Brian, do you want to go for one or? Nope, I don't. Maybe a TV show this person. has been on and hope it's the right one. Fran Drescher. Okay. Go ahead.

Scott, your two cast members, your two actors in this TV show are Damon Wands David Allen Greer. Oh. Oh. Oh, Scott. The one with the dancing girls.

It's called, it's the comedy sketch show. Jim Carrey got his big boom there. It's called shit I know the name of this hold on it's the one with the girls

it's not mad TV it's not S&L it's a multi-word thing they'd come out and dance it's not solid gold but it's kind of a vibe like that oh oh oh

Oh, in living color, in living color. Very good. I'd even got the inn. I'm glad you got the end. Yes. Yep. In living color. That is correct.

That hurt. Was your third name on the list going to be Jennifer Lopez, by the way? Yeah, who was your third? No, I didn't have put her on there. Actually, the other four names I had were Tommy Davidson, Jamie Fox, Keenan Ivory Wands, and then Jim Carrey. Okay. That was the David Allen Greer part got me because I, that's all I, think of with him is that so it's same i'm the same way like yeah it's just the only thing

all right so that's round one goes to scott round two round two scott you get to start the bidding on this one is an actor uh but we are going by characters that this actor has played oh cool all right all right that's interesting um uh i'll say i'll start it with three three all right I'm confident, are you feeling there, Brian? You know what? I'll do two. I'll take two. Two?

I can't do one. So, yeah, give them two. Let's do it. All right. So the characters, your two characters are John Hobbs and Ruben Carter. I have no idea. Okay, well, I'm thinking it's, I'm playing it off of the Hobbs and Shaw, but I can't remember which one was.

Hobbs and which one was Shah. So I'm going to say it's Dwayne Johnson. Incorrect. Oh, really? I thought Brian was on the right track there. Scott, do you have a guess? Ruben Carter. I know.

Ruben Carter sounds really like, but didn't you win American Idol? It does have a name like that, doesn't he? Yeah. Who was the other guy again? The other character? John Hobbs. John Hobbs.

John Hobbs. And Scott, since you had originally guessed three, I can give you a third. Oh, is that how this works? Okay, give me a third. Oh, really? Okay. Yeah. So your third character would be Frank Lucas.

And this is a movie? That's a giveaway right there. It's a TV show or it's TV show? No, it's a movie. These are actors that this actor has played. Yep. Oh, okay. Jason Statham?

Incorrect. I knew, I mean, Hobbs and Shaw with I thought Brian was on the right track. That was my thinking, but apparently somebody's name, it was Luke Hobbs was the character. Yep. But nobody in the, it doesn't look like people in the chat room have gotten it yet. What is it? Free Rangers in the chat did get it.

We were looking for Denzel Washington. What's the movie? What's those characters from? John Hobbs was in a movie called Fallen. Okay. Where he was a cop going after, it dealt with demonic possession and a policeman. Okay. It's actually, it's a really.

cool kind of supernatural thriller. No, Ruben Carter's Equalizer, isn't it? Or no? No, Ruben Carter was a boxer, the hurricane. Oh, the hurricane, yes. That's why that name sounded so damn familiar. And then Frank Lucas was American gangster. Is the reason Ruben Carter sounds familiar because that was based on a real guy? Yeah, the hurricane's a real guy. Yeah. Yeah, actually, Ruben Carter and Frank Lucas.

During a fight, right? Like, uh... Something like that. No, he was wrongfully accused of murder. That's what it was. And put away for a number of years. Apparently need to me listen to that Bob Dylan song and get my facts straight. Been a while for me. A couple of others would have been Eli, just Eli. Just Eli? That might have been it right there, yeah.

Could have given it away. Also, John Creasy. Oh, that's Man on Fire. Yeah, we would have gotten that. Oh, yeah, we just saw that, right, bodyguard. Yeah, that would have hit from that. And Malcolm X as well. That would have been an easy one.

Okay. All right, cool. All right. So we're sitting right now, Scott 1, Brian, Zero. All right. Going into round three, our song round. This is our musical round. Now, I only have four snippets for this song.

So you have one, two, four, or eight seconds. Oh, shit. And we're going to start the bidding with Brian. I'm screwed. I will say, I need points. I'm going to say two, two seconds. Two seconds, all right? Scott, do you think you can do it in one?

No, name that tune. I can't do that. All right. Here's your two seconds, Brian. Okay. That is, it's say la vie, say the old. You never can tell is the title of the song, and it's by. Do I need to tell you the performer?

I would like the performer as well, yeah. Oh, damn it. Okay, it is. I'm going to do the dance from Pulp Fiction. you never can tell and it's by oh my god why am i blanking on this guy's name he's a he's a musician has done uh did johnny be good his name is chuck bear not chuck berry chuck berry chuck i'm gonna say chuck berry is it chuck berry it is chuck berry that is correct nicely done dude yeah because he gets on the phone you gotta let chuck get your brother cousin whatever

you gotta hear this song though that's a little different song totally different song this seems You said Barry, I thought of that. Yeah, but it's your, it's Marvin, Marvin Barry. Marvin Barry. They were so, uh, they were so in your face with that. I hated that. Yes. It's the least favorite thing about that movie.

Barry. Anyway. Uh, all right. So that, that puts us one one going into round four. Okay. Yeah, okay. Round four, we're looking for a director. Okay.

And we're going to go by titles that this person has directed. Okay. Uh, we'll start the bidding with Scott. Okay. I can do it in. I need a point. I can do it in two. Two? All right.

Brian, you think you can do it in one? Nope. Take it. It's all yours. God, here's your two movies. That's my trip tonight. All right. Two movies are, he got game, an old boy.

Old boy, that's that Japanese thing. No, wait, what am I thinking of? isn't that a the director of old boy and he got game okay old boy is it the one I'm thinking of it's on Netflix right now I think there's no way I'm going to get this

he's an Asian director if it's the movie I'm thinking of so I'm going to make one up and I'm going to get in trouble for it Park Long June incorrect really

I'm shocked. I can't believe that I got that wrong. What a weird thing to do. Brian, do you know? I think I know. So this is, there were two old boys because I only seen the remake where Thanos has sex with Scarlet Witch

because Nick Fury has him captured. But isn't he got game, isn't that a Spikely join? I'm saying Spikely. That is correct. Shit. Gosh, dang it. He got game should have been easy.

what was they doing? A couple others that we could have gone with, 25th hour. She's got to have it. Inside Man, which might be one. That would absolutely been a giveaway. I love that movie. Spike Lee joint.

Yeah, it's funny though, because he almost didn't need to make that movie, but I do love that movie. Like Inside Man could have been Michael Mann. It could have been 13 other directors, but for whatever reason, Spike Lee freaking nailed it, but it's not very Spike Lee that movie. Yeah. That's so good, though.

No, it isn't, but I love it. Yeah. So do you know who did direct the, um, the original old boy? Look it up here. Oh, I don't remember offhand. Did you say, people were saying Park Chanwuk, but what did you, what did you say? What was your guest got? Oh, was his name?

Oh, I made it up. Okay. But is that who it is? But it was pretty close. Yeah. That's pretty close. Yeah, actually. What is it?

Park. Oh, it is Park Chanwuk. I need to see the original old boy. I know that's the superior. the far superior version of the movie and I've seen of course the hallway scene just because it's so iconic but 2003

20 years old now I need to see that it's crazy all right it's on Netflix so there's that all right so we're at round five which could tie the game

or Brian could put it away here Scott you're going to get to start the bidding and we're looking for an actor by titles of movies that this person has been in. Okay. Actor, titles of films he's in. Three. Three, all right?

Yeah. Brian, what do you think? Can you think you can do it in two and put him away? I got to try, right? I've got... Damn it. Basically, I've got... All I can do is let it tie up, right?

So I've got to go for it. Okay, going for it. All right. Here's your two movies. This one's going to be a tough one. I'm just going to tell you that ahead of time. All right. Your two movies are The Jackal and Sneakers.

Shit. Shit. So clearly Scott knows this one. All right. So I'm thinking the Jackal. That's the Bruce Willis. Let's see who else is in that thing. So let's go to the sneakers side of things.

And I'm doing this. I know I could potentially be giving it away to Scott, but you got Redford, you got Redford, you got oh God, and everybody's name is escaping my head. Always happens. Oh, the Jackal.

There was an original Jackal. Like, that was a remake, too. I must say Redford. Was it a remake? I didn't know that. Robert Redford? Yeah. Incorrect. Oh. Then my guess I hope is right. I don't actually know this for sure, but I'm pretty sure Sidney Poitiers is in both of those.

You are in fact correct. Good job. Nicely done. But which one is it? Which Jackal, though? Isn't it? The newer one. Wasn't their original?

Okay, but that is a remake, right? Of an older film? It was a remake of the Day of the Jackal. Oh, yes. Right. Okay. Yeah, you had the right movie, just the wrong character. Three days of the Jackal.

Three days of the Jackal, right. That would be the Robert Redford. Yeah. Who's in Day of the Jackal? Oh, well, that's for another time. Yeah. I remember thinking the Jackal was all right, but I don't think it reviewed very well, but I liked it. It didn't review that great, but I enjoyed it for what it is. I mean, it's a lot of fun.

Plus, it's the first movie that when I think of J.K. Simmons, that's the first movie that pops into my head, which is weird. But, like, for whatever reason, he made an impression on me in that movie. And so now... Yeah, he's not in it for very long. A few years ago. Yeah. First one, he always pops in my mind. The first thing I ever saw him in would have been, I guess, law and order.

That's what I think of. Because he was the psychology guy in law and order for years and years and years. Way back. I'm trying to think if I knew of him before Spider-Man. That was a big, that was a big mainstream push for him. Yeah, because, I mean, for me, it's whiplash is my favorite, still my favorite. Oh, I noticed that was streaming. I may finally get to see that.

I still have never seen Whip Lash. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. It's worth saying, boy, it's, it's great. I also like that kid. I feel like that should have been more of a contender for Best Picture that year. Yeah. He won Oscar, though, for his acting, right, didn't he? I think he won.

Best actor. Yeah. The best supporting actor. Yeah, because it was Miles Teller was the main. Yeah. That kid. I like that kid. I like that Miles Teller kid.

I say he's a kid. He's like 30, but or something. I don't know what he is. All right. So what does this mean? Does this mean tiebreaker? What does this mean now? Do you have a tiebreaker?

So I do have a tiebreaker. We can do a sudden death tiebreaker. We'll go back and forth until one of you fails. Oh, God. Okay. All right. Probably going to lean Scott's direction, sadly. But this is the tiebreaker.

I've had this tiebreaker on deck since the first one of these that I did. Oh, wow. And I never had to get to it. So it's just kept recycling its way through. But we're going to go with Matt. Characters. Oh, all right. Okay.

Brian likes MASH a lot. I think this would be nice and equal. I did a rewatch of it probably more recently than... Absolutely, you did. Oh, all right. Yeah, I might actually be hosed on this. Let's see how it goes. All right, so we'll start with...

And repeating a thing, taking too long, all that stuff is in play, right? Correct. You lose if you repeat. Yeah. Okay. Yep, so let's start, let's see. Here, I'll flip a coin. We're going to start.

with Scott. Scott, you get to start us off. Matt, characters from the TV show, MASH, back and forth. And I just say them? One of you fails. Okay. Radar. You'll say, then Brian.

Say one. Okay. Radar O'Reilly. Walter O'Reilly. There we go. Benjamin Franklin Pierce. Okay. BJ Honeycutt.

All right. Brian. Frank Burns. Okay. Colonel Potter, Harry Potter. Or Colonel, Harry Potter. Colonel Sherman T-Potter

Got it You got there Ruling? Ruling? No, I'm kidding. Margaret O'Huland. Okay. Rizzo.

Rizzo. Yes. Okay. All right. Kelly Nakahara. I should have saved that for a later. Oh, shit! Spear Chucker Jones.

Jones. Okay. Trepper John. Oh, Dap, yeah. Um, uh, uh,

clinger. All right. Damn it. That was my next one. How is we going? Uh, Donald Penobscott. Oh, my gosh.

Ooh. Oh, impressive. Uh, sparky. Sparky. Yes. I will give you that. Hey, Sparky. Arcter.

Oh, do you say one? What was that, Brian? Brian's cutting out a little. Oh, there he goes, Igor. Igor, okay. Am I? Yep. Igor. Igor is what I said.

Yep. Good one. Yep. Colonel Flag. Colonel Flag. Good. Okay. All right.

Oh, shit. Sydney. Psychiatrist, Sydney. Shit. Yes. Scott. I don't know. I think I may have hit at the end.

I can't think of anybody. Who else? That's it. That's it. Damn it. I had Colonel Blake and Rosie in my pocket. Oh, we didn't do Blake. I thought we did Blake.

No one said Blake. No one said Winchester either. Oh, Winchester. I forgot about Winchester. This makes me want to jump off a cliff. Or Father Bowl Kee, yeah. I didn't say Father Bo Kee either. My gosh.

That's terrible. I was running it through the credits. I was seeing the names. I was trying to think. All right. Brian, you won that fair and square. That was good.

Wow. That was like the Super Bowl. That was like really close. And, you know. It was. It really was down the wire. Yeah, yeah. Well done.

Do you know what the streak is or who's winning the most games right now? Oh, let's see. Right now, Brian's on a two wins. street okay all right that means i got to really kick it out next next month reset for the year yeah yeah yeah that was fantastic started over that was a lot of fun that was going with denzil the chicken from the i thought about saying that i thought about it after you said sidney i almost said it but it was like i can't say that that's not going to count was uh was a cleaner's wife's name that uh oh um i'm going to mix it up is soon lee i think it was sun lee i think it was sun lee yeah yeah

Because she had a different name in Star Trek, and I always mix those up because she was married to Niles O'Brien. Sorry. She was Keiko. Keiko, that's right. That's right. Keiko O'Brien. Yeah. No, Denzel was a tough one, right?

Because he's got a lot of character names, but he's always Denzel. Yeah. So that can be, that one tripped you up a little bit. But yeah, that was a fun one. I was glad we finally got to a sudden death. Yeah, that was great. Yeah, that was fun for so long. Yeah.

That was a heart's beaten. Yeah. I feel like I, I, I commiserate with the 49ers today. I fill their pain. That's right. Went down to overtime and, uh, that's all right. You got the Taylor Swift on your side. Performed admirable.

Admiralably. Well, well done. That was awesome. Tell us, uh, tell the fine folks at home where they can find you in the meantime before we see you again. Uh, you can find me at all the social media is TVStravis or go to TVStravis.com. Bombat's helped me with an awesome website and it's got all my shows and things that I'm doing there.

So, yeah, TVStravis.com. Okay, very nice. Or come see me in Vegas. I'll do that, yeah. Yeah, you'll be there. It'll be the tall guy with a color, a beard that's purple that isn't really actually purple, and I just remember it that way. For whatever reason. I might just have to dye the beard when I show up.

Just do it. Just for that. I don't know why my brain. I still picture you in my head with a purple beard, and I know that's not right, but I do. So whatever that's worth. Considering it was my hair, it was blue. Yes. Yeah.

There was no purple. It was blue. And everything's wrong about my memory. have a fantastic month we'll see you then all right that is it for us today Brian we have done it we have completed our thing quick note I will have a link

sign up link for the pond the game show that we're going to be doing live as part of our play date on February 23rd yeah when I'm going to try and actually take a picture of the prizes and put them on the forum as well so you can see what I have to give away but it's like this this

this thing this Masters of the Universe thing that you could only get at Comic-Con that I'm going to be giving away, and along with some other stuff. Nice. Some kind of Castle Grey Skull business or something? It was like some vehicle that you could put all the characters into to carry them around. Look like a centipede made out of bones or something in my... It's on the other side of the basement.

It's on the other side of the basement. Still mint in box, unopened. That sounds amazing. Too big to use as a guess the connection prize. So I'm going to use it as that. I think that sounds great. I'm super stoked. Anyway, watch for that coming. soon and you're playing too scott by the way you're part of this game oh i am okay i didn't know

what my role would be that's good to hear yeah i'll uh i'll give it my best okay that's all i can promise it's all you can do it's all i can do uh quick note there will be no core plays today john had some stuff come up with family probably just as well because i got to kind of be on the ready for next up you've got stuff that came up with family as well but i do have a family we do have a word on the street happening at noon or word from this word on the street word from the street word on the street geez I can't remember

the name of my own shows that's why the Monday show is such a great name you can't forget that one yeah that one's easy but it's going to be great because not only will it be me and Greg Street

for our monthly get together to talk about what's going on over there at Fantastic Pixel Castle but also Candice will be joining us today and she is on the team doing all kinds of design stuff so we're going to get into the ideas of like what's this world going to play like

what are bosses like what are these blue and red shard concepts like we're going to get into all that stuff today it's going to be great That'll be at noon for about an hour, noon to one, mountain time. Frogpants.com to watch that live or get the podcast afterward over at frogpans.com slash podcast. That's going to do it for us.

To get out of here, though, we need a little music at our backs. Brian, what do you? I've got, I've got just the thing. We're catching, doing it again, catching up the early birthdays, early February birthdays, Derek, wrote in and said greetings from the Great White North. On February 1st, I'll be turning 39 and one year closer to being official. old. Age is only a number, right? That's right. This past year has been a lot of, full of a lot of shit, and I'm hoping that next year won't be as much. My favorite band is Muse, so if you could play something by them or of them, I would truly appreciate it. As an FYI, I live in Edmonton, which is where SCTV was filmed. We have a statue of Bob and Doug McKenzie in our arena district, and it's kind of creepy in a cool way. The general timber of the audio process is delightful to my receptors, sign Derek. We should give it a word to the most complicated way of saying I love the show.

Well, that one wins then because that was really good. So that's in the lead right there. So they have a statue of Bob and Doug McKenzie. That's really cool. I would love that, dude. Oh, my gosh. No kidding. Can I go there with my 3D scanner on my phone and just walk around it, scan it and then make my own 3D print of it?

I think is my own 3D print of it? I think is the answer. The answer is yes. No one's going to stop you. Do that. Oh, does that Captain Kipper, I think, has a picture of it. Is that it? Oh, what?

Oh, wow, it's a painted statue. And they are a little creepy. Let's see here. I'm pulling it up. Oh. Yeah. I don't know about these. I don't know about those.

Yeah. It's, maybe it's better because they're creepy. Maybe it is it? I think so. I mean, they're a little, a little bit caricatures.

I mean, I would know it was them if I saw it. But I would not think it was the best rendition of them if I saw it. I would kind of go, oh, this is somebody's little project. It's not. really official or whatever. Maybe it isn't. But yeah. Well, anyway, whatever.

They're the greatest thing. Greatest thing Canada ever made. This and Rush. It's like the, oh, they're telling me to scroll down. I just like the, um, the caption. Years in the making, Richie Valthius's painted bronze of SCTV's Bob and Dong McKenzie arrived without fanfare Tuesday night south of Rogers Place. The craft dinner was offered by entities unknown. So somebody actually shoved the craft dinner into, uh,

wow wow get a close up to these two there's two shots of them close up oh yeah look at that the Rick Moranis and then there's one of them just sitting it looks like paper machet it doesn't look like painted bronze I don't know how I feel about painted bronze yeah it doesn't oh I like the Doug though the the uh the Doug's all right I actually think they're both they're both I would put this in my house I guess is what I would too I still still wouldn't mind a 3D printed version of this but I don't like I don't like the painted I don't know

I guess I'd have to see what it would look like unpainted. Yeah. Give me both. That's what I want. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Cool.

There you go. Without fanfare. All right. So how about a cover of Mews? This is great. Oh, yeah. You're in for a treat. This is from an album called Songs from a Parallel Universe, which was a cover on them that came out.

Let me get the date here on this thing in 2010. This is a band called Van Darn. and uprising. And despite how it begins, that's not where things end up. So here is Van Darth and Muses' uprising. I don't know how much in the triniscence in the TR transmissions will resume soon to try to push the drugs to keep us all down and down and hope that we will never see the truth around another promise another seen another package light to keep us trapped in greed and all the green belts wrapped around our minds

and then it's red tape to keep the truth confined They will not force us. They will stop degrading us. They will not control us. We will be victorious. Inner change in mind control Can let the revolution take its toll You can flick the switch and open your third eye

See that we should never be afraid to die Rise up and take the power back It's time the fat cat's out of heart You know that the time is coming to an end We have to unify and watch our flag of sin They will stop They will not force us They will stop degrading

us They will not Don't show us We will be Victorious We will be Victorious Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

They will not force us, they will stop degrading us, they will not control us. We will be victorious, yeah! Get more at FrogPants.com. Smell bad, hear good.