The Morning Stream - TMS 2645: Schrodinger's Marriage
Episode Date: May 16, 2024You'll have no portal, no midnight pizza, and no Lt. Yar! My Big Fat Frogpants Wedding. I always feel like the pencil is watching me! The Brest of Denver. A brilliant idea until people get involved. L...icks on a Plane. Porty McPortalface. Lumpy-eyed potatoes. Zoomy Fingers Johnson. Steambutt Willie. You know what? I like fun! It's That Guy From Blur. Greased up Tongans. All Pencil, No Pad. You will have NO Sail Away with your Habanero and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Denver. A brilliant idea until people get involved. Licks on a plane. Porty McPortleface. Lumpy
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Blur. Woohoo. Greased up Tongans. All pencil, no pad. You will have no sail away with your
hubbunero and more on this episode of the morning stream. I think maybe your friends have
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Hello, everybody. Welcome back to TMS. It is the morning stream for May 16th, 2024. I'm Scott Johnson with Brian Abbott. Hi.
Well, hello. How would he do?
Oh, you know, it's just, it's a Thursday. I got family in town. They're starting to roll in.
A lot of them. A whole bunch of them. Yeah, a whole bunch. We got a big old fat wedding from my sister's side and everybody's here to see it. And it's also a big, well, a big to do.
Because as it turns out, my niece, Jade, is, she loves a big wedding.
She loves a big, loud thing.
Lavish.
Yeah, she's into that.
She would like, you know, nothing more than to have 50 spotlights pointed right at her awesome dress.
And this is not negative.
I don't mean any of this pejoratively.
She is a wonderful human being, but she loves the spotlight.
And it's great.
Sure.
So we're all here to shine it on her.
It's fine.
Nice.
Good, good.
This will be great for her.
Yeah, and I think her husband to be is a really cool dude.
I guess they're probably, are they married now?
They're doing a separate ceremony.
There's two ceremonies today.
One's a ring ceremony.
The other one's happening this morning.
And I think it might be in the middle of it, like right the second.
Oh, really?
Might be happening as we speak.
Yeah, I'm not going to that part.
But while they do that, Kim and Carter have already left, all dressed up to the nines.
And they're going to watch little kids while this ceremony takes place.
And then after that, there's a luncheon and there's all this stuff.
So, fun day ahead.
So that whole thing is tonight or that thing's this weekend?
That is all tonight.
So everything of note happens tonight.
But then since all this family's in town, we have a very important meeting with John and my mom.
That happens Saturday morning.
You decided to adopt you, Scott.
Wendy and I are going to record some stuff.
I'll call me dad.
So there's just a lot.
Everyone's traveling here and there, and it's just going to be a little nuts.
But then by Sunday, by the time everybody leaves, I'm hoping for a couple of weeks of just, like, get work done, do stuff I want to do, get caught up.
Like, I feel like I got home from Vegas running on a treadmill and I haven't stopped, and I don't like it.
No kidding.
Yeah.
No, I totally, totally been feeling like that.
And it's just, there was so much stuff that piled up, not really piled up, because I told all my, like, the other side of my life.
the freelance clients.
I told them that I'd be gone.
So they gave me a ton of stuff before I left.
And then nothing while I was gone.
No, nothing.
But then, like, it lit a fire under a couple of them to say, oh, well, as soon as you're
back, let's do all these things.
I'm like, oh, okay, great.
Sometimes the act of telling them that you're going to be out of pocket for a while
is enough for them to load you up with new things.
I think it's, you know, I'm not going to complain because I need the business.
I need the work.
I need the stuff.
So happy to do it.
We'll take whatever you got.
A quick thing before we get too much further.
I forgot to show this already.
This is minus the hat because the hat broke,
but I meant to show off Mike Bicholich's 3D print of the Gould.
Oh, yeah, but you had already shown this.
Yeah, cool.
I don't think I showed it on camera yet, but isn't that awesome?
Look at him.
That is so cool.
The base is over there, but similar to the Batman,
you sent me for Christmas that one year,
it's the same kind of slot.
Yeah, Eastman makes some incredible,
stuff like his busts are fire you know these are so good oh my gosh anyway i got that handy in case i
need something to hold up for the thumbnail today there you go i've got magneto all uh his face is all
covered under his mask so that thing is ready for me to airbrush basically i've got to do it all in
one shot right because i i'm going to mix the right color that red with a little tinge of purple to
kind of bring it bring the tone down a little bit um and then of course the rest of it is actually
purple purple but
gotta airbrush that thing and I don't want to have
to remember what formula
I don't want to have to write down either like
I was five drops of red to one drop
of black or purple
yeah I'm not a fan of writing everything
down sometimes sometimes I just don't want to
remember it and then I get screwed up and I don't remember it and then it's a
problem but you know we get we get spoiled by
tools in like Procreate and Photoshop
where you can say oh what color is that
eyedropper boink oh it's that color
and I'm now painting with it again yeah we've
We have gotten weird with that.
Like, I still do that thing where I'm drawing on, like,
traditional Bristol board or canvas or paper.
Sometimes, sometimes here and there.
When I do, there are times where I'm, like,
doing something small and intricate,
and I will intuitively pinch and zoom on a piece of paper.
And it's really irritating.
Oh, it's frustrating because nothing, of course,
nothing happens, but my brain and my eyes expect the world to zoom.
And when it doesn't, it's a little bit like a hiccup in my head.
oh right this isn't the same or if i want to undo something i don't have that option there's no undoing
do you do like the procreate thing where you two fingers to turn the turn the thing oh all the time all
the time just your finger stuff i am constantly moving that around and it was a problem as a it was a
similar problem i was using awaycom except you weren't doing pinch and zoom as much some of the newer ones
do but instead i was using these buttons on the side and i was doing that too i'd have my hand on the
table. I'd be drawn. I'm like, oh, that can't be right. And I'd hit this button to change to
erase her and go, no, no, no, Scott, you flip it over. It's on the backside of this
physical pencil. Anyway, fantastic. That's fantastic. I do, a night of 12, Ashvah, I still have the
sketchbook she gave me. I use it, I use it almost every night. I doodling that thing all
the time. Oh, nice. Yeah. I love a good, like, physical sketchbook. It's fantastic.
You know, I keep one here by me right here on the desk and use that every once in a while. I'm trying
decide there's something um you were talking before the show maybe about a like a 3d um a series of
videos on youtube about you know the 3d process i want to i'm going to do a series of of um creating in
3d without a focus on what's the tool you're using what's a tutorial of how to use what you're
using but more about the whole process of like all right you think about the shape you do this you
subtract, you add, blah, blah, blah.
And, but I want to, I've got my thing that I'm currently already using for the Millennium Falcon build,
but I kind of want to lump it all together into a, Brian has too many hobbies, kind of collect,
so I can say, you know, I was thinking wheel of hobbies and I can incorporate my, my spinning wheel.
Oh, yeah, you just spin it and pick one.
Exactly.
I'm like, all right, today we're going to be, we're going to be mini painting or whatever.
Love it.
Love it.
So I might figure out some way to incorporate that, and then a mix of the, you know, 3D modeling, painting, Millennium Falcon build, et cetera, et cetera.
Why not?
But I want to do, I'm thinking about like an outline of this border of the overlay, the YouTube overlay, that has little sketch of all the different things.
Like, here's a Marvel Snap card, here's a paintbrush, here's a piece of the Millennium Falcon, here's a screwdriver, here's, you know, etc.
it's in an airbrush and it's like ah do i do i do it on physical media or do i just put
it into procreate and do it there and i feel like i'm going to do it in procreate i feel like that's
the place yeah that's a great idea procreate's great for that stuff so my shitty previous version
oh man oh whatever pencil pencil 2.0 where you're so old now my non-pro apple pencil and my
last generation iPad.
Yeah.
So I got a,
the pencil showed up yesterday.
Oh, cool.
I don't have the iPad.
It's super annoying.
It's compatible with the existing.
As far as I know it isn't,
is it?
I haven't checked.
It's not.
It is not.
Yeah.
And it was the first thing when they announced,
I'm like, oh, I want all that stuff.
Only compatible with M-FAR.
Yeah.
It's kind of annoying because now I've got to wait two weeks
for the other thing.
because I must have been on the tail end of an order where the configuration I got just took longer.
So they're sending them.
So I hate that.
Gosh, dang it.
Now I got this pencil just sitting there looking at me.
Oh, I thought that was, wasn't that your photo?
Oh, that was Dr. Tolbert.
No, it was Dr. Tolbert.
His nice new shiny.
I saw that thing and I thought, oh, my God, that's a nice MacBook.
And then I realized, no, that's the iPad on a probably the new keyboard, the new graphite-looking keyboard.
It looks amazing.
Yeah, that new keyboard's supposed to be.
super nice. It's also very expensive
still. I think $3.50 is the price for that thing.
I don't think I'm ready. I'm not ready
for that yet. And also I'm curious if the new one
will even fit in the old one. I'm going to at least try it.
Probably won't, but I'm going to try.
Either way,
expect some
feedback for me about how
the texture works, because that's the big change here.
I can't wait. Yeah, I'm curious
about that. Well, they call it nanotexture.
What they call it? It's like nanotexture or something.
nano
something like that
yeah texture
iPad what is the name of this
it is
oh it is
nanotexture anti-reflective display
so it has two
two purposes
it's OLED either way
but the version of the nanotexture
is both no glare
and you can look at it
from any direction
you're going to get the same screen
but also it's supposed to have
like a paper like texture
for those who are using these things for art
and I could not be more excited about that
if it works
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, it will.
Yes, of course.
It better work because I was more excited about hearing the Tandamolid.
Oh, we've got Tendomolid.
Tendamolid in our products.
Nesmolid.
Anyway, so that's what's going on there.
Quick update on the, let's call it the B plug.
I found in the gutter the other day.
Okay, yeah.
I went out.
Nobody other figured out from that.
I decided today I went out with the dog, took my camera.
I'm like, I'm going to get a picture of this thing so everyone can see where I
saw it it's not there anymore someone picked it up took it yeah it's gone yeah okay so i mean that
brings up we got we got a story we have to imagine the story yeah let's let's fill in the blanks
was there any other trash around it did they pick up all the trash or did they just pick that thing up
uh there were well so when i saw it yesterday or uh was yesterday now i'm forgetting time anyway
i guess it was yesterday or day before whatever it was they had there were rappers specifically i
remember seeing chick-fil-a wrappers.
Oh, right, yes, because you made the connection that they had a little chick-fil-a and a little
Yeah, and I was going to grab the chick-fil-a wrapper and throw it away.
That was my whole point of checking down there.
But once I saw this thing right next to, I'm like, I'm not touching any of these things while they're in here.
So there was still a little bit of stuff there.
Okay.
But not a bunch of trash or anything.
There was maybe a plastic something or other.
Oh, okay.
But no more chick-fil-a-stuff.
So somebody might have just cleaned all that up.
Right.
Scooped it up.
In which case, boring story or somebody.
But, yeah.
So if the Chick-fil-A stuff was there and somebody took the plug, then I'm thinking,
ooh, that's an interesting.
Now what's happening?
Now what do we got going on?
There was a guy walking away from the scene quickly and also uncomfortably.
So maybe that.
Kind of goose stepping as he walked.
He kept going, who, who, who.
I don't know what those make you do.
I don't know.
Yeah.
only that's my law um well anyway uh there's that so there's your quick update folks sorry i don't
have a better story about where that thing ended up that's uh ended up somewhere i suppose um all right
a couple of quick emails from people these are always a great place to read these big thanks to
mike jones for sending this in he says hey scotch and bonnet i wanted to address a pet peeve of
mine that i heard across multiple frog pants shows in the last week or two that is the mispronunciation
of habanero there is no n in habanero and yeah there's no en yeah there's no en yeah
there's no uh oh the little uh the tilde yeah so it's so it's habanero habanero habanero is how you're supposed to say it right
that's what you're supposed to say it and it it uh we um there's a term for this where you you
you automatically foreignize any word you hear that comes from that from that country whether or not
it is pronounced that way or not like we do that a lot with french and stuff where but uh yeah habanero apparently
is the actual pronunciation.
And I've been calling it Habanero for as long as I can think of.
My whole life, I think.
I've been doing it.
Yeah, same.
So I, you know, I'm going to try to make a change.
We'll see what we can do.
He says, the misconception drives me crazy.
It's like the reverse of someone calling a jalapino to jalapeno.
No, what is he?
I don't know what sense.
Basically jalapeno and, uh, um, because he wrote the same word twice.
Yeah, I know he did.
I think it auto-corrected one of those
should not have the ENIA.
By the way, hyper-foreignism is where you...
Here we go.
It involves speakers misidentifying the distribution of a pattern found in other words
and extending it to other environments,
including words and phrases not borrowed from the language
and the pattern it derives from.
And their example is.
For example, Habanero is sometimes pronounced as though it were spelled with an
enya, which is not the Spanish form from which the English form
from which the English word was borrowed.
Oh, I see.
Oh, and then he, I'm sorry, there was a follow-up where he said,
he said there was an autocorrect.
It's supposed to be halapino versus halapeno.
Pino.
Pena.
Pinio.
Halapeno.
But it really is halapeno.
Is it really?
Peña.
It's really jalapeno.
It is penio.
That one really does have an enia.
Habanero does not.
So it's habanero, halapeno.
Well, I like Enya, so we're in.
Is it a Serrano or a Serrano pepper?
Oh, shit.
It's a Serrano.
Now we're in more trouble.
All right.
Well, thank you for that, Mike Jones.
Wait, is this the same?
Is it Minuto or menudo?
Menuto.
Menudo.
This isn't Mike Jones who does the voice acting, is it?
I wonder if that's him.
Hold on.
You know, it probably is because that is such a unique name.
There's a very little chance that it could be.
Yeah, there's no Joneses.
and the mics? I mean, how rare is a mic?
I know, yeah.
Here's one from Eric Valdez.
Amnia. Menunoz.
Here's Eric Valdez
in Mountain View, California, or is it Eric
Valdez? Anyway.
It's not the Exxon.
No. He says something about superstitions.
Good morning. TMSsters.
TMSsters. Yeah.
TMSters. I like that.
I like it, too.
On your segment with Bobby regarding superstition
and more specifically aviation, I have one
I use as an air crew member of the
Air Force. Oh, I'm wearing a Navy shirt today.
I'm not in the Navy, by the way. This is from a fan.
Oh, I was fooled. I thought you were.
Stolen Valor! Stolen
Valor, for sure. Kim doesn't like it
when I wear this shirt in public. She's like, don't wear that.
I'm like, why? Because you're not in the Navy. I'm like,
I know, but a guy gave it to me in the Navy.
He expected me to wear it. It's fine.
She's like, I know, but I don't want people
thinking that you're some like Navy
hero when really you're just wearing a shirt from a listener.
I think he's totally fine. I'm not in the Space Force, but
Cleo totally sent me a Space Force T-shirt that I
wear a cell oh i want one of those
space force i love it um anyways
an air crew in the air force i uh always pat or rub the nose of the airplane before we fly
i'm not sure if it's a superstition but it's a sort of our way of quote and quote
telling the plane that we trust her to get us back home safe again i also find myself
tapping the side of a plane when i board a civilian airliner it's like a respect thing for
the machine that we trust to take us where we want to go love you guys eric well that's
interesting. That is interesting.
Huh. I'm going to start doing that. When I come
into the, you know, you've got the tube. Yeah, when you board a
plane, you get out of the jetway and you're just
like a pat, pat. Yep. And then I'm
going to bones the pilot,
you know, a quick little...
Give it a little lick. Like, lick the side
of the plane and say, get us home safely, baby.
Please, and then lick it again.
Look it twice. See what the people behind you on the
jetway do. Just a nice little
kiss. Doesn't you have to be tongue? Just a little
kiss.
I kind of want to
Have Kim recorded
I kind of want to do it now
Is it weird that I don't think an outside of a plane is gross to kiss
Yeah no I don't think it is either right
Because you see them washing those things off all the time
Plus it's in the air
It's not rolling in the dirt
No even if it killed a goose or something
It's like it's fine
It's just a exterior of a plane
The sun's beating on it
I'm not worried
But you tell me you want me to kiss the interior of a plane
Freaking forget it
I'm not doing that
Right exactly yeah
Not a chance
Rob from Toronto wrote in.
I don't know if you've had a chance to watch the show, but this is what he says.
I've not, but...
Fellas, I just listening to Jerry, or sorry, I just finished watching Jerry Seinfeld's movie Unfrosted,
which you guys discussed on Monday's show.
I just wanted to share with you that if you like fun, then you will enjoy this movie.
Please give it a chance.
Yeah, I like fun too.
You know what it turns out?
Fun and I and Brian and Fun.
We all get along.
Yeah, actually, I didn't know this about myself, but I do like fun.
Okay, cool.
All right, good.
I like that he called that Schleiker here, though.
He says, please give it a chance and try to forget
Killjoy Stephen Schlecker's meh review.
It wasn't just Killjoy Stephen Schleiker.
It was Killjoy Randy Deluxe, too.
Randy, in our little chat for recommendals,
because we talk about, all right,
here's what I'm going to be recommending so we don't have overlap.
He said, I'm not going to be recommendaling unfrosted as much as I'd like to.
would have liked to before I watched it
or something like that. Yeah, and then he moved
Catwoman. Then he
forcefully moved Catwoman. I've moved
Catwoman. Yeah, we're aware.
So the reviews
also didn't help.
It's currently sitting critical reviews
at 42%. Audience score
of 53. I don't know, man. That sounds like maybe that thing
didn't quite work out. I'm totally going to watch it for the
cameos. Happy to watch it for the cameos
because, or the, not the cameos, but the additional comedic talent.
I don't know if you've seen this and people are probably surprised I haven't brought it up yet,
but I was looking at scores yesterday, and we've got some early reviews for Furiosa out there now floating around.
Okay. All right.
Let me tell you where we're at here. Hold on a second.
Furiosa. Here we go. Bad Macs Saga, on your Taylor Joy.
We are currently at 86 of 43 reviews. It's pretty good.
I suspect as they roll in and we get into the hundreds of reviews,
we'll probably even out closer to 90.
This is all good news, everybody,
that we've got another hit on our hands from the genius that is George Miller.
And you might have to hear me talk about it a lot, all right?
So just get ready, be ready.
Yeah.
I will say that when I ordered,
I basically ordered my two tickets on Alamo Draft House,
knowing full well that Tina would not want one of them.
So my first text was to Uncle George.
Hey, George, you want to go see Furiosa on me?
Thursday night, May, whatever.
And he's like, yeah, I'm in.
He was down.
Okay.
Excellent.
He was down.
Yeah.
Tell Uncle George he's made the right choice.
Oh, and that's the movie I told you about the other day, or yes, I guess yesterday, last stop in Yuma County, the one I recommend it.
97% on Rotten Tomatoes.
That's cool.
Yeah, that movie rocks.
You got to see it.
It's so good.
I'm going to see it.
I'm not going to spend the money.
I'm sorry.
I'm not going to spend the money to rent it only because I'm not at a loss of things to watch right now
that are included in the services that I'm paying for.
Yeah, you don't need to.
It's one of those movies you don't need to rush and see.
That's right.
But once you do, once you see it, though.
You must see film.
Once you see it, though, I swear you're going to be like, oh.
I can't wait.
Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
It might be my second favorite movie with Yuma in the title.
of all time.
Yeah, there's two good movies with Yuma in the title.
Well, now people of the fans of the original 310 are going to be mad, but I think the...
Oh, that's right.
I guess there are three movies because that was a remake, wasn't it?
Yeah, I know there's nothing wrong with the original, but the remake is a improvement on every level.
Sorry, everyone.
Oh, sorry.
And watch Abigail.
I hinted this to Brian yesterday.
Watch Abigail, the movie Abigail with the vampire girl, and there's the reason to do it.
Two reasons to do it.
One, she's great, by the way, that little Irish actress is killer in it.
She's so good.
She plays American, but you never know she was Irish.
She's very good.
Second thing, it's got bean fork in it, Kevin Duran, who we're getting a lot of right now
because of your monkey movie.
Yeah.
He has a scene that is immediately reminiscent of why we call him beanfork.
So I'm just saying, watch it.
Dr. Calhoun just saw it.
And Dr. Calhoun, you know what I mean?
when I say bean fork scene, right?
You know what I'm talking about.
All right.
That's all I got to say about that.
Excellent.
Can't wait.
Yeah, that's on the list.
I might find a complex way of watching that soon, but probably, again, I've got plenty of time.
I've got plenty of stuff in the queue before it.
Yeah.
We're at a no loss for content right now.
Yeah.
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Here is, that's it. I already gave me the butt plug update, so what else do you need?
We're good.
Yeah, well, more do you want?
My gosh.
They probably want some news.
It's time for a little bit of news, and it's brought to you by.
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Hey, that's still happening today at noon at Twitch.tv slash Coverville, 12 o'clock p.m. Mountain time.
Today, a very special black and blue episode.
Black and blue, you're saying, what?
Yeah, black keys, because it's Dan Hourbox's birthday.
And it's also, last week, was the 30th anniversary of Weezer's Blue Album, their debut album, which came up in conversation recently.
And in looking it up, I said, oh, that came out May 10th 30 years ago, 1994.
So it is high time to do a track-by-track cover of Weezer's Blue album.
So, of course, things like, Say It Ain't So, Undone the Sweeter song,
that one that's a good song
and surfwax America in the garage and all those
awesome weezer I cannot believe that
what is that song
my girl the sand
and she sucks a lot
what's the one where they go back and do
the happy days thing and the owls there and everything
that's that sweater
buddy holly buddy holly oh buddy holly and that's on that
album as well yeah uh it is no one else no one else that's it no one else i want a girl who will laugh for
no one else it's a good album um and my name is jonas uh in the garage holiday yeah you know many
people have released songs called holiday scott lots of people i'm guessing hundreds if i had to guess
hundreds i mean green day has one madonna has one vampire weekend has one and weezer has one and uh you're
going to hear, you're going to hear one that has a strange connection to all of them.
So, yeah. So lots of fun stuff on the show. And then, of course, like you said, Black Keys,
lonely boy, tighten up, howling for you. It's going to be awesome. All that, noon today,
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Only fans. Let's talk about Only fans for a second. Oh, sure, please.
Well, in particular, a lady who is an only fan's model, so this has gone a little, a slightly
viral since this happened but yeah um and i did a whole i did a whole diary episode on trying to understand
this stupid dublin new york portal thing oh really okay and here's why i don't like well i'll get to why i don't like
it in a second yeah but anyway this only fans model flashed the dublin new york portal leading to
temporary shutdown of the device uh course i thought uh the shares of her quote i thought the people of dublin
deserve to see my two new york homegrown potatoes says the model it's not a potatoes aren't a flattering term
for her boobs, just so you know.
No, they're lumpy and they got weird little hairs growing out of them
and stuff. You don't want that. The good thing she didn't show
them her boxy. This is
a... Shut up, dude. You're going to kill me. You're going to kill me.
Her boxdy.
I regretts.
24-7 live stream
between Dublin and New York was temporarily switched off.
After videos went viral showing a flashing, swearing,
or showing flashing, swearing, and people showing images of the Twin Towers
burning in 9-11. That was actually
from the Dublin side. So
don't go thinking we're the weirdos. The Dublin
side had people holding up their phone with a picture
of like the two twin towers burning
and stuff like that. That's lovely.
Here's my big complaint. What's wrong with you Irish people?
My God. Here's my complaint.
It's about the whole thing in
general. This was expensive
and kind of stupid in my mind because
I understand what you're doing. They're sister cities.
You got a big circular thing
that's kind of like a portal. It's just a camera
with a screen. And then they're
one side, we're on the other side. You can see each other in real time. Kind of a fun little
lark, right? I get it. But at the end of the day, it's not that interesting. If this was 20
years ago, this would be mind-blowing. You do it today. It's like everyone's got a thing in their
pocket that lets them do this to anyone in the world, let alone Dublin, for free. It's not about
the technology, though. I mean, because yeah, you're right. You can FaceTime somebody in
Dublin right now, and it's free. It's, you know, it's right in your pocket. But it's more about
the the bringing of two things together like that and i think i think it's actually kind of cool like if they
had a colorad i don't know what our sister city is denver's sister city but if they had one for for denver i
think oh that's a really cool idea it just needs to be here's what it should be because you
i know it's on what it was 24-7 right and it kind of needs to be because we're we've got a what
eight-hour time difference seven-hour time difference or something yeah and it's back to that it'll it'll go
24-7 from here on now but yeah yeah it needs to it probably needs to just be during uh certain
hours make it only available to certain hours because somebody has to be there to manage it and
kind of make sure they they i saw the video of this woman like having to um have her boyfriend
distract the guard so that she could flash and then get away it's like yeah make it make it
it so it's managed a little bit better but i don't know personally i think it's a oh it's a fine
idea to me it's like the internet it's like social media brilliant idea until people
get involved.
You know what I mean?
I've told the general populace.
It's so sad, but true.
People just are, you're going to get trolls.
You're going to get A-holes.
Like, there's no way around it.
And I don't know.
It's kind of expensive.
I don't know if it's just worth the money.
Have it in a union station where it can be managed a little bit better maybe or, or, I
don't know.
Maybe make it more transient like that.
Like people are walking past it and.
Oh, there you go.
Right.
Leaving the train station or people are going to, people are going to want to stop and see.
You're saying just keep moving, keep moving.
Don't stop.
Don't look at the portal.
No, look at the portal.
No, that's a good point because people are going to bog that down, aren't they?
They're going to stop and they're going to goggle.
Yeah, they're going to goggle.
Exactly.
You don't want to have it anywhere where people have to get somewhere in a hurry.
So in the main area of Union Station, yes, but not like on the way to Platform 6 or something.
And the people on the Dublin side seem to be pretty stoked about this lady's boobs.
They were really.
Oh, really?
They were laughing and going, like this freaking out.
Do they have homegrown potatoes in Ireland?
Well, they're all blighted.
Lucky with a lot of eyes on it
That's definitely what you want your boobs to look like
Yeah are those fingerlings
In another video
Man held up his phone to the screen showing a video
The Trade Center burning as I mentioned before
That was on the Ireland side
Another video showed a woman being dragged away
By the portal by police after grinding against the screen
Oh geez, people are the worst
Yeah
Basically she was there 20 minutes
Very drunk was slapping and grinding against the portal
before guards stepped in, says someone who filmed it.
Anyway, Dublin City Council
says they're working on technical solutions
to address the, quote, inappropriate behavior, unquote.
Well, what are you going to do?
Have AI put up a bar if somebody's boobs come out?
Like, what are you going to do?
Maybe. I mean, that's not a bad idea.
I think just making sure, you know,
like have a guard who is ready to just tackle someone
if there's even the slightest, like as soon as they get to mid-belly level with their shirt,
it's like a linebacker, it's grunk, coming in and just flooring the person as they go.
Let's see, I was just going to look, because you're about to head to Vegas again.
Vegas is sister city, because this seems like the place you would do it.
Put one of these in Vegas, right?
Vegas seems like the logical choice, yeah.
And let's see, Angelus Philippines, Bandung, I don't know where that is.
Jakarta, we know that.
how do you spell how do you pronounce P-H-U-K-E-T because that looks like
oh puckett so it is Pucket not Pouquet sorry Pouquet sorry Pouquet it's not F-It
okay that's that's good for them all right well that doesn't sound like there's anything fun there
but if they had a cool sister city let's say Jakarta that's fine do it there because
then you expect this kind of stuff and you know what know it going into it know that
it's going to get abused and then just let it
it be. Quit trying to police
it. Your idea to put a giant camera in the
middle of there, what'd you expect? Just let it
go. Exactly.
You know what? Maybe that's it. Instead of
worrying about it, just let it manage
itself. It turned it into Reddit.
Yeah, you made it into the thing that it is.
Yeah, you made it into the thing that it is
and you didn't have the forethought to worry
about these problems. So just let it live.
You only thought
about whether you could
You are going to have some topless, only fan.
Well, on that note, I looked up because I wasn't sure.
I didn't know what Denver's sister city was.
Apparently, it's in France, Scott.
And it's a town in France and northwestern France called Breast.
Oh.
So set that, let's get that portal project going.
I will plunk down the first $100 to start, the Denver Breast portal.
Wow.
Let's get this thing happening.
I think, you know what? Sign me up.
Just curious what we've got here.
Chirvinista, Ukraine, for us.
Salt Lake City one.
Yeah, Torino, Italy is another one.
There's six of them, says here.
I think everybody's got a few, right?
Yeah, it is plural for me.
Yeah, it's, uh, oh, look at this.
Matsumoto, Japan.
It's like a whole different language, translated to Myanmar.
How about you just show me the original, because it comes from the Denver.gov site.
That's a good idea.
sister cities. Aksum, Ethiopia, Breast, France, Chennai, India, Quernavaka, Mexico, Carmel
Israel, coming, China. Sure. So, Breast and Coming. Oh, I guess it's Kunming with an end.
Nairobi. Oh, look at that, Nairobi. There you go. That's cool. Potenza, Italy, Takayama,
Japan, and Ulanbatar, Mongolia. We also have a Japan. We have Matsumoto, Japan. Oh, that's a good one.
Yeah, 140 miles northwest of Tokyo, the city's population.
Iron chefa.
Yeah, right?
A secret ingredient in that place.
That's right, exactly, yes.
Well, anyway, the point is, don't show your boobs on cameras.
Yeah, exactly.
Next up, we have Milan.
We're doing, send it to us.
Sorry, go ahead, please.
Milan, Italy, speaking of Italy, let's stay in Italy for a bit here.
Sure.
Milan has, they're poised to ban ice cream, pizza, and other
stuff after midnight in a new law.
Oh, no. It's Gremlins.
After midnight, don't feed them out of midnight. They found Magwai, and they're
really just trying, well, they're thinking about the Magway.
You know, that's great, because in the end, it's thinking about all of us when you think
about the Magway. So that's good. But you do get a free Frogerd. Anyway, after a
failed attempt back... The Progrit is also cursed.
One of the best episodes they ever made.
It really is, yeah. After a failed attempt back in 2013, Milan is once again trying to get
late-night ice cream eaters off its streets. The local
government proposing a new law that could come into effect next month.
For many, late-night gelato is part of an Italian culture thing, but this is in danger
under a new law being introduced in the city.
Legislating, I would say the legislative starting paper.
Starting paper.
Interesting.
Has been filed in the city's local government, and if passed, could say late-night ice cream
banned as soon as next month.
I think they said the same thing twice.
Yeah.
So they call it a legislative starting paper.
Don't we just call it a bill?
It's a bill.
Yeah.
You don't hear that cartoon going,
it's only a legislative starting paper.
It doesn't work.
I'm only a bill.
See, that's better.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going down to Capitol Hill.
You've been accepted, Bill.
You're going to be a law.
Oh, yeah.
That's how that one ends.
He went full Kool-Aid man at the end.
He went full Kool-Aid man.
Oh, yeah.
Just didn't break in a wall.
Oh, I saw the funniest thing.
Somebody sent me a photo of this, and I think it was in downtown
where they're doing some demolition,
but it was a building with a building
with a big hunk of its wall taken out,
and there was a little tiny,
you had to really look to see it.
So, of course, pinching zoom fingers, I saw it right away.
Yeah, of course you did.
Zumi Fingers Johnson.
Somebody had a little sign that said,
wanted dead or alive,
and it was a picture of the Kool-Aid man,
as if he had made the giant hole.
That's fantastic.
Isn't that great?
Oh, my God, that's brilliant.
I laughed so hard.
Anyway, did you enjoy our little tribute to Zumi Fingers last week?
Oh, that was fantastic.
About this on the show.
Yeah, Brian is, do you tell him.
I'll get the photo.
While you talk about it.
Get the photo while I talk about it.
So, you know, we've done a lot of selfies over the course of TMS, Vegas, and Barry and Bobby Ann and I talked about, like, all right, we need to start planting things for Scott to discover.
And so War Crush was involved with part of it where, you know, he's on the patio at the Barry and Bobby Ann pool patio.
But he's sleeping and his feet are fully visible, which we know would get Scott's attention.
Absolutely.
So Barry, it was like the stage of selfie photo to make sure that War Crushers' feet are in the picture.
I know War Crusher's in the chat room.
We love your feet.
Of course.
Your feet are amazing, dude.
A little dirty.
When they were here last week for dinner, we decided to step it up a notch.
So we wrote Suckett Johnson on Barry's iPad.
And then we moved it around the restaurant to figure out where it would be far enough that he wouldn't necessarily see it immediately,
but it would still be clear enough for him to read.
And so we have a bunch of photos of it all over the restaurant with this iPad saying suck it Johnson.
That's amazing.
It took me a minute.
I'll admit.
I was having a hard time finding anything weird.
And then I finally zoomed in and I saw it.
And so it's a suck at Johnson right there.
My favorite part, though, is this dude you did not count on who looks like the guy from Myspace, Tom from MySpace.
It's everybody's first friend, Tom.
Yep.
He's hanging out.
Where is he back there?
He is, uh, hold on.
Where, what happened?
Here we go.
Come on.
Stop it.
There we go.
He's right there, Chad.
Look at him.
It looks like he's been hiding out for years in this bar in Colorado.
And we finally found him.
We got him, folks.
We've got him.
Yep.
I'm still not sure what's on the TV.
I tried to figure it out.
There's a commercial for a truck on one TV.
And then over here, there's a TV up on the bar by the barrels.
And there's a girl up there talking.
It looks like a reality show or something.
Well, yeah, like a house hunters or something.
Yeah.
That place is amazing.
You see, like, directly in front of Tina, is that Tina and I swapped places for the photo.
But you can see in front of her, actually in front of Barry and in front of Tristan Adams as well, these flights of whiskeys.
So it's like four or five little small bottles of, or glasses of whiskey.
These are the old elk things?
I'm looking at.
The old elk, yeah.
Those are good, eh?
They're made from charred barrels, charred oak barrels.
that they use for whiskey production and antlers elk antlers are probably fake elk antlers
that's amazing wow as handles and stuff but it was really really good stuff yeah that's great uh well
that was a lot of fun so anytime anybody wants to send me a picture and hide shit in it i'm happy to
i know it turned it into a well where's waldo game for scott and see if he finds whatever
is supposed to be in the back i enjoy it it's fun to do that jama daco thought the
glasses said old f yeah it does look like it the way
The one I'm holding, it's hard to tell that it says old elf because of where my hand is.
It looks like old F-U-K is what it looks like, yeah.
Like, I don't give an old.
That's great.
Good catch.
All right.
But that's Kool-Aid man, that is hilarious, Wanda Dead or a lot.
That's fantastic.
Yeah, it's pretty great.
This, by the way, this thing in Milan, going to cover 12 districts of Milan.
I don't know how big that is.
It sounds like a lot.
The band would take away all food.
That includes pizza, drink, anything.
after midnight in an effort to clamp down on noisy groups
crowding in the streets in the Italian city.
Is that mostly tourists or is that locals?
It might be locals as well.
Here's my thing about this.
You bought a house on a street with a bunch of retail and restaurants
and shopping and stuff and probably said yourself,
oh, this is going to be so convenient for me.
I'm really excited about this.
but but making people not able to get pizza after midnight come on that's like
I think two-thirds of the pizza I eat is after midnight yeah so yeah musilini is gone
you guys you don't have to exactly maybe you know you bought that place you live with
the fact that with great convenience comes great loud after hours people eating pizza
that's right that's right and if you want the tourist trade to thrive you don't be shutting
people down at midnight. I'll be doing
that. I mean, I don't know. I've never been to Milan.
I don't know what that city's like. I know enough
about stuff in movies and things, but that's all I know.
Italy is on our list.
Tina and I want to go to Italy at some
point. And France and Italy are the two next
overseas destinations that we want to hit.
I think Italy would be amazing.
Chat says, when does it,
this is from John Madaco again.
What time does it stop being after midnight?
Good question. When does it lift? Is it in the morning? Is it like at noon? Like when do you, when can I eat pizza again in Milan?
Yeah, I'm sure. I mean, I'm sure these places don't open up at 6 a.m. The ice cream or the pizza or the bars or anything. So it's just going to basically be at noon for the pizza place, probably noon for the ice cream place or whatever.
Here's what I think. And I'll say this is somebody whose country saw Prohibition come and go.
I don't care if it's pizza
I don't care if it's whiskey
People will find a way to get food
After midnight
And it will now be under the cover of breaking the law
So you're wasting your time with this
My guess is it won't pass
I think it probably won't pass
It's just too weird and too draconian
And it's dumb so don't do it
It's really and it's so weirdly
It's specific and it's really detrimental
These businesses who probably make
a large portion of their money on takeout food.
It sounds like, you know, bars and pizza places and even ice cream places, as long as
they've got tables inside and people eat inside, they're fine, but they can't offer a to-go box.
Like, nope, sorry, after midnight, we cannot put your pizza in a to-go box because we don't want
you eating it outside.
Yeah.
Just, I just picture a bunch of sad Mario's sitting around and going, oh, oh, no.
Oh, no.
that's one of the more obscure death sounds but i really appreciate you pulling that one out
thank you my pleasure because it could have been but no bryan went with i think uh world
i think that super mario brother's world death is what that is i think it is i think that is yes
might be three might be super barry brothers three that's amazing
It had kind of a banjo thing going in that one.
It did.
It totally was, yeah.
It might have been on that level where you go.
Could have been...
Could have been...
How about this one?
Oh, that's Pac-Man.
Never mind.
Don't count that.
Also, that's not a death.
Let's go to this one.
NBC in the news, and this affects, I suppose, me, because we got...
Well, it's 10 years, but we're getting the Olympics back.
Yeah, look at you guys.
Yeah, I'm excited.
We had a really good successful one. Mitt Romney will not be running them this time.
So my guess is it'll be some other rich feller.
And hopefully they do a good job.
Last time they did, they turned a profit.
It was like rare.
People never turn profits on the Olympics.
Hopefully whoever runs the next Olympics for Salt Lake City finds a way to brush their junk up against you at some point.
Oh, I'm excited about that part of that.
To continue your streak.
Yeah.
Yeah, I need a man.
I need a man to rub his junk on me if he doesn't mind.
Anyway, NBC will display the heart rates of parents watching their kids during the Olympics.
It's a little bit weird.
I understand, like, heart rate of the athlete.
That might be interesting to say, you can see here as he runs around the corner.
He is now going in for the final stretch, and as a result, his heart rate is changing.
I mean, there is some value to that.
I don't know if there is or isn't.
But the parents, were they just nervous about their kids?
He got a guy in his 60s sitting there on the edge of his seat.
Oh, his heart rate's gone up to 30, or it's gone from 75.
resting to 182?
Like, what's the point of it?
Yeah, I'm just imagining,
just imagining the parents sitting on the sidelines
of the beach volleyball competition.
And we're not seeing much movement on that heart rate monitor bill.
Nope, it's not looking like it's moving.
I guess this was a bad idea.
Good thing we spent so much money on it.
I just think it's weird.
It's really weird.
What do I know?
Anyway, they're going to make these on-screen and available
as part as NBC's coverage.
By the way, Mark, or sorry, Mike Tiracow will host the opening ceremonies, along with Kelly Clarkson.
Kelly Clarkson.
And Peyton Manning.
Look at that.
That's a couple for you.
Yeah, power couple.
Yeah.
Let's see.
While the closing ceremony will be hosted by Tirico, Jimmy Fallon, and Tara Lipinski, and Johnny Weir.
Terri Lepinski and Johnny Weir are the greatest, weirdest pairing that the Olympics has given us.
year after year after year
those two.
I cannot stop watching them.
It used to be, well, we've got Terrell Lipinski and Johnny We're just for the ice skating stuff.
No, now they use them for everything, including the Summer Olympics now for some reason.
Yeah, they're all over the place, man.
Yeah.
Additionally, podcaster Alex Cooper, never heard of him, will host parties on Peacock during various events with Snoop Dogg
in return to part of NBC's primetime coverage.
Also, it says here, Scott Johnson and Brian Nibbitt will be hosting the parents with heart monitor
section.
We will.
We're going to watch that.
Yeah.
I was thinking if there's anything, like, we usually watch this with Aunt Bear,
and Uncle George, we watch the opening ceremonies, but it would have been fun to, like,
do sort of a watch-along of whatever technology they use for the opening ceremonies and
stuff and do a little watch-along, but I don't see that, I don't see us breaking our regular
tradition, unfortunately, a family tradition of watching those.
Usually they're really cool, though, like, you know.
Oh, yeah, and often they're amazing, right?
are usually amazing. The ones in Tokyo were just incredible.
But that long slog of, all right, now we're watching all the athletes come out onto the thing and walk the circle.
And, oh, yes, here's another 14 athletes all holding up their phones to record the size of the stadium from the inside.
Yep. And now the delegation from Wakanda. And like four people walk out.
Right, exactly.
Yeah. I get back. I do want to see that shirtless, greased up flag carrying guy from.
From, uh, was he Tonga?
Where was that guy from?
He was greased up.
He looked like, he was greased up.
Yeah.
Like, he was ready to tear somebody up.
Practically, yeah.
That might have been a New Zealand thing.
And they do the, what's that called?
Maybe, right?
It could have been the Samoan, or not Samoans, uh, the, um, not Aborigines, New Zealand,
Maori.
Maori, right.
And they do that, uh, what's that thing they do?
Were they freak out and do, yeah.
Yeah.
Huh.
Hey, uh, how are.
I love it. I love it. What's that called, though?
Oh, Tonga. They're confirming that that guy was from Tonga, yeah.
Oh, got it. Haka, it's called the Haka.
That's the Haka, yes, right.
Yeah, the Haka's cool, man.
So cool. Like, if I'm playing football against the, the team doing that, the Maori team,
and they come out, or the New Zealand All Blacks doing that,
then I'm intimidated immediately by that business.
It's scary.
Yeah.
Like, legitimately, they seem like they're about to go insane and slice you up,
in little pieces.
Totally.
It's like they were about to say,
I'm the best of what I do, Bob.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's scary.
Well, anyway, this is a thing coming up.
We'll have to see.
When are the Olympics?
July.
What are we looking at here?
June?
July?
Is it June?
Is it sooner than I think it is?
I mean, it's Paris.
What Paris?
Is this Paris?
July, you're right.
July 24th through August 11th.
Oh, all right.
It starts on Utah's statehood day.
the 24th
more importantly though
how does that relate to
Deadpool?
Deadpool is
yeah let's talk about
the only MCU movie
we get this year
when is that
Deadpool and Wolverine
is what it's called
by the way
to anyone who's worried
about spoilers
that is
that was Claire
on Monday
July 25th yeah
Claire on Monday
was freaking out
because Carter
Carter said Wolverines
in it
I'm like
it's in the title
it's on the thing
it's in the title
exactly
yeah July 25th
so that weekend
the weekend
that the Olympic
start is also
the weekend of
Deadpool and Wolverine.
Speaking of which, by the way,
found out that,
so we get the local Fan Expo,
the former Denver Comic Con,
coming to Denver here pretty soon.
I already mentioned that
Marissa Tomei is coming.
So is Marana Baccarin.
So I'm preparing my laminated
list to take to the
event.
Wow.
That's great.
That's great, though.
I love both of those people.
I do too.
I can't, we might, we might spring for the, uh, the meet the celebrity package and, uh,
oh, you, you know what?
We almost could, we should find a way for TMS to fund that because there's got it.
You will have stories, right?
I will have stories.
Maybe, maybe not crazy ones, but you'll be able to specifically say, this is what Marissa Tomey told me.
Yes, right.
How else do we get that on a show like ours?
You know what I mean?
This is what, uh, this is what, uh, this is what, uh, Miranda Bacherin's hair smells like.
And this is also how strong, how strong, how strong the
security team is yeah because one leads to the other to have your your right arm uh pulled
directly across your back is what it feels like to be tased by five men at once
that's right wow all right well we'll find out soon enough we're gonna uh take our leave though
now you might say to yourself well usually you take a break here and then you come back with
windy and all that Wendy's like at a early morning wedding thing right she's not she's not
yeah right exactly she's here in the state uh she will be here Saturday with me recording some
I don't know if we're streaming it, but we're going to record some things.
So more from Wendy this weekend, and we'll put it on the TMS feed.
However, I have so much to do today that we have to end things a little bit early.
So we're going to take off now with a reminder of all the content coming up.
You've got Coverville today at noon.
That's right.
Two hours from now.
Two hours from now.
So Coverville.
Or, sorry, twitch.tv slash coverville.
You also got Core tonight at 5 p.m.
I will be back for that.
Couch party tomorrow.
We're planning on one at our normal 10 a.m.
we're going to, is it our last?
More firefly? No, we still have lots of firefly.
We still have three episodes.
Three. I keep screwing that up for some reason.
Yeah.
We got Play Retro tomorrow at 1.30 and a film sack this weekend.
That'll happen on Sunday.
So a lot happening.
So get ready.
Oh, for a film sack, by the way, we're doing Road to Perdition, like a fantastic movie.
I'm so excited.
I can't wait to.
I only ever saw it the one time in theaters and I haven't seen it since, so I'm excited to see it again.
And yeah.
Normally I would veto something I'd veto something.
seen so recently because I just saw this like two three months ago but not in this case I love it
so much I'm happy to watch it again so I'm all in on that business uh get your Sam Mendez on
anyway lots of stuff so tune in all for it there'll be a little smattering here there oh and
kim and I'll squeeze a probably a remote skim in at some point while we're out running around
doing stuff so I'll let you know uh Brian let's get out of here you got a little song a recommendation
perhaps somebody called in and made a request I don't know he did as a matter of fact this was
sent in by Jeff, a.k.a. Grandmaster
Jarf. Jarf.
Deer sour cream and butter cream.
Very, very, two very different things.
Creamy. This is Jeff, aka. Grandmaster Jarf,
aka. The dude, who sent in a request last November for who wants to live forever
on my daughter's birthday, which was the weekend when my aunt, daughter, and grandmother
all died. But anyway, he says, Thursday, the 16th, is my 46th birthday.
And I would love to hear a cover of right now by SR71 or any cover of a Queen's
song thanks for all you do signed jeff a gm jarf nice like yeah i forgot about that request man that
was a rough rough uh weekend for you man geez it was hard um so here's the funny thing i have one
cover of right now by sr 71 and uh if i would have looked ahead it would have been perfect
because the only cover i have of that song is by robin adele anderson who we talked about
yesterday and played yesterday uh because of uh her connection
now to a tadpuller.
I love that story, man.
It's just so fun.
So, anyway.
So, we're going to not do the SR 70 cover,
but you said any cover of a queen song,
that I can do.
This is great.
I'm surprised I haven't played this on the show before.
We all know that Matthew Sweet and Susanna Hoffs
got together for three albums in the 2000s
called Under the Covers,
where they took a decade for each album
and then covered a few songs from that decade.
From the 70s, they pulled this one by
Queen, it's Killer Queen.
Here's Matthew Sweet and Susanna Hoffs.
See you guys on Monday.
She keeps a moatian shadow in a pretty cabinet.
Let them eat cake, she says, just like Marie Antoinette.
A built-in a remedy for cruise chef and Kennedy.
At any time an invitation you can't decline.
Caviar and cigarettes.
Well, first and etiquette.
Extraordinately nice.
She's a cat.
Queen gunpowder gelatine, dynamite with a lazy beam, guaranteed to blow your mind
Who would recommend at the price, satiable an appetite?
Want to try?
Do you avoid complications? She never kept the same address in conversation.
She never kept the same address in conversation.
conversation she spoke just like a baroness met a man from china went down to gaetia minor then again
incidentally feel that way in fly perfume came naturally from paris because she couldn't care less
a city is and precise she's a killer queen gunpowder gelat or gelatine dynamite with a laser bean
guarantee to blow your mind
You know,
I'm going to be able to be.
I'm going to be.
I'm going to
Drop of the hat.
Drop of the hat. She's as willing as...
Playful as a pussy can
Momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of cast
To absolutely die
Who are
Why
She's out to get you
She's a killer queen
Cut a powder of chelotine
Got a mind with a lazy dean
Guilty to blow your mind
Ooh recommend it at the price
Sensational pull an appetite
Want to try
Want to try
of the Frog Pants Network.
Yes, get more at frogpants.com.
Is it bigger than a mouse pad?
Hey, Scott and Brian, this is ZCAM over in Boston,
calling about TMS, although this can also apply
maybe to filmstack and other shows.
Among your shows, you've had a lot of talk lately
about sleeping, going to sleep,
listening to white noise,
and also people who are talking about
listening to podcasts
and speech, et cetera.
And you also have
a fondness for
Bernard Herzog.
He's come up many times in regard
to movies and the Mandalorian,
et cetera. There is a website
that you might find interesting.
It's called Infinite Conversation
or the Infinite Conversation.
It's that Infinite Conversation.com.
And this is an AI-generated
conversation between
Bernard Herzog
and another philosopher, I believe
it's Slavage de Jujek
and this is just a conversation
that goes on and on
and on.
And one thing is pretty amusing
if you like AI and, you know, if you like
Werner Herzog, it's kind of interesting to check
out. And just by nature
of it going on and on and on, I think it's probably
something you can fall asleep too.
So check that out, Infinite Conversation.com.
Thanks.
Hello, Scott and Brian.
This is Rob Usden.
It's name.
You always messed up as Houston.
It's Usen, but that's not what I'm calling about.
I'm calling about Brian on the morning stream.
So in the episode from Tuesday, you all were talking about cover songs, and you were talking
about Tina Turner, having, you know, done a lot of cover songs.
And in there, you were talking about the songs, Better Be Good to Me, which,
is a cover song, and I'm going to tell Brian that I'm really disappointed, and I'll tell you why,
because it is not done by Sweet originally, and I think that Brian actually knows this,
and he was just getting his bands that start with F made up. It was actually done by a band called
Spider, and they actually have a songwriter in that band named Holly Knight, who has written
many, many other songs from many other pop stars, and that's how she got famous is really by writing
songs for all these other different pop stars. Here's why I'm disappointed. Brian should have known
that because in the last round of our Frog Pants Music League, Brian made the round about cover songs
that he was wondering if we could stump him with cover songs that he had never, that he had never
heard of and I was the one
that put in there better be good to me
and of course I put in there a note
about the original song being
by Spider and I'm pretty sure
that Brian has actually played the Spider
version of that song on Coverville
at some point and so
it's really like really Brian
that's disappointing
so I just wanted to
throw that out there and by the way
that round of Music League
is still sitting out there
because we're waiting for one person
to still put in their scores,
and I won't actually say who it is, Claire.
So, you know, we should get on that person to get their scores in.
All right, have a good one, guys.
I love the morning stream, as always.
Thanks, bye.
Good morning, GMS.
This is Leprechaun from the chat.
April 3rd, I'm listening to Tuesday's podcast,
and you guys talked about coins.
and Scott or more people's biased to heads
although I tend to go with call tails never fails
do you have any other coin chance
and
for that data that would be great to have
what would the percentage be for all those slips
if you had only called heads or only called tails
and then what's the percentage for it landing
on its edge. Love the show.
Hello, this was for the morning
stream. Good
for day, Scott and Brian. I was
going to talk about April
Fool's jokes, the two that I like the most.
If you guys follow that roll for
sandwich guy on TikTok, where he
rolls the dice to build sandwiches or whatever,
his was that
he only ended up with cheese,
just two slices of cheese as his whole sandwich.
So that was kind of funny.
He caught me in the beginning. I was not prepared.
And the other one was,
Nintendo posted one where the switch gets strapped to your face as a virtual boy equivalent.
I thought that was pretty good as well.
So, love the show, though, and Able Fool sucks otherwise.
Woo-hoo!
Hey, guys, this is for TMS.
Jason from New Hampshire.
I'm currently without power.
Man, I've got some podcasts.
And, you know, and I knew I had no power yesterday.
And what did I forget to do?
I forgot to plug in my switch.
Oh, I used to do one of those crazy segments at the end of the instance.
Years ago, I did flashcrafts.
People also know me as E-Sync G4.
I had the cool music in the background that everybody liked.
The amount of work I had to put into for that 90 seconds
and to crunch an achievement that quickly,
that was so hard, but it was so fun.
And it was just so cool to have.
that opportunity to be a part of the show and anybody could have done it i used to listen for years
it's like you know i'm going to try this and oh my god the work you guys do how crazy thank you
and uh and communication hey this message is for tms scott and bryan this is bubble west i had the
end-of-a-day request yesterday or whatever a little clarification i misspelled guadalajara's
that's our favorite Mexican restaurant
what else was it
oh she listens to Bob and Sherry in the morning
on her way to work
so that was that
and she thinks Brian Dunaway
sounds kind of sexy
and yeah
that's it oh and I do have a scar
on the tip of my finger
my mom was doing some
cut off gene work
when I was a little boy
and she was using pinking shears because it made the ends fray faster.
And I was jamming my finger in there, kind of playing around.
She warned me not to, but it got me.
Got me pretty good.
Had a big old wrap on the end of my finger.
Anyway, you guys have a good one later.
Hey, Boot.
Scrum.
Jerky Jets to here.
I just wanted to call, and Brad Blachie Scott has a 55-year-old man,
taking your trash and cycling out on your own.
As, you know, as a garbage man, I often forget to take my own trash out,
and that is the ire of my wife's eye very often.
I also wanted to mention a couple weeks back when he was on talking about the guy,
being that I'm from Minnesota, born and raised, still live here, and I'm 44.
The guy at the airport that says bag,
and she's talking about the AG words
and I couldn't help to pause the podcast
and spend the next 15 minutes of my day
and my garbage truck day
and every AG word I could think of.
Bag.
Bag.
Mag.
Flag.
Flag.
Drag.
I don't hear it.
Love the show, though.
Don't you know?
Hi, Scott and Brian.
This is O'Hon from Boston,
also known online,
rock dance community elsewhere as VCAM.
I'm calling about the TMS, actually the Tad Pooley feud on Monday from the Monday show,
I believe that was the 22nd.
One of the questions that you had during the game was about the college bands that had
triple albums released on vinyl.
I happen to be friends with one Anthony Kaczynski, who is currently on tour,
with the magnetic fields.
He's also in the band Fire King
and previously in Figures on a Beach
who I know Brian, you've mentioned
them before. But I
thought he would be amused by this and I texted
him and he was amused but he corrected
me and
pointed out to that
69 love songs
was actually a
triple CD but
it was six 10 inch
vinyl LPs when it was released.
So I'm going
back to your definition of a triple album
on vinyl. It was actually six
albums on vinyl, but three
CDs. So I thought you might
find that interesting and want to make that
correction. Love the show.
Catch a waiter. Hi. Hey, this message is for
TMS, burrito, and
shit, I can't think of an S
Mexican food.
Salted
nachos. Anyway,
hey guys,
I'm Nick. I just had a question
about, for Brian actually, regarding Albuquerque, I know you've mentioned Tina goes out there
a decent amount, so I was wondering if you had any Albuquerque recommendations. I would be
traveling out there. The middle of May, my girlfriend's family is out there, and she has some
family matters to attend to, so we're going to take a little four-day trip out there.
The only thing I have so far is Freddy's, because we don't have Freddy's in Massachusetts.
I don't think they're she's at the Mississippi, so I definitely want to try Freddy's.
You guys have sold it so much, but outside of that, I want some really good Mexican food recommendations, ideally, but anything, anything you guys have.
So any recommendations for Albuquerque, to quote the great fugs bunny, go into Albuquerque, Doc?
All right, thanks, guys.
Bye.
