The Morning Stream - TMS 2645: Schrodinger's Marriage

Episode Date: May 16, 2024

You'll have no portal, no midnight pizza, and no Lt. Yar! My Big Fat Frogpants Wedding. I always feel like the pencil is watching me! The Brest of Denver. A brilliant idea until people get involved. L...icks on a Plane. Porty McPortalface. Lumpy-eyed potatoes. Zoomy Fingers Johnson. Steambutt Willie. You know what? I like fun! It's That Guy From Blur. Greased up Tongans. All Pencil, No Pad. You will have NO Sail Away with your Habanero and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:01:00 Denver. A brilliant idea until people get involved. Licks on a plane. Porty McPortleface. Lumpy eye potatoes. Zoomy Fingers Johnson. Steam butt willie. You know what? I like fun. It's the guy from Blur. Woohoo. Greased up Tongans. All pencil, no pad. You will have no sail away with your hubbunero and more on this episode of the morning stream. I think maybe your friends have feel good mixed up with get high. What's the difference? Getting high is artificial. Any fool can get high. Feeling good is real. It comes from within, which is better.
Starting point is 00:01:34 I don't know. I don't feel anything. Hello, everybody. Welcome back to TMS. It is the morning stream for May 16th, 2024. I'm Scott Johnson with Brian Abbott. Hi. Well, hello. How would he do? Oh, you know, it's just, it's a Thursday. I got family in town. They're starting to roll in. A lot of them. A whole bunch of them. Yeah, a whole bunch. We got a big old fat wedding from my sister's side and everybody's here to see it. And it's also a big, well, a big to do. Because as it turns out, my niece, Jade, is, she loves a big wedding. She loves a big, loud thing.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Lavish. Yeah, she's into that. She would like, you know, nothing more than to have 50 spotlights pointed right at her awesome dress. And this is not negative. I don't mean any of this pejoratively. She is a wonderful human being, but she loves the spotlight. And it's great. Sure.
Starting point is 00:02:56 So we're all here to shine it on her. It's fine. Nice. Good, good. This will be great for her. Yeah, and I think her husband to be is a really cool dude. I guess they're probably, are they married now? They're doing a separate ceremony.
Starting point is 00:03:10 There's two ceremonies today. One's a ring ceremony. The other one's happening this morning. And I think it might be in the middle of it, like right the second. Oh, really? Might be happening as we speak. Yeah, I'm not going to that part. But while they do that, Kim and Carter have already left, all dressed up to the nines.
Starting point is 00:03:25 And they're going to watch little kids while this ceremony takes place. And then after that, there's a luncheon and there's all this stuff. So, fun day ahead. So that whole thing is tonight or that thing's this weekend? That is all tonight. So everything of note happens tonight. But then since all this family's in town, we have a very important meeting with John and my mom. That happens Saturday morning.
Starting point is 00:03:51 You decided to adopt you, Scott. Wendy and I are going to record some stuff. I'll call me dad. So there's just a lot. Everyone's traveling here and there, and it's just going to be a little nuts. But then by Sunday, by the time everybody leaves, I'm hoping for a couple of weeks of just, like, get work done, do stuff I want to do, get caught up. Like, I feel like I got home from Vegas running on a treadmill and I haven't stopped, and I don't like it. No kidding.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Yeah. No, I totally, totally been feeling like that. And it's just, there was so much stuff that piled up, not really piled up, because I told all my, like, the other side of my life. the freelance clients. I told them that I'd be gone. So they gave me a ton of stuff before I left. And then nothing while I was gone. No, nothing.
Starting point is 00:04:37 But then, like, it lit a fire under a couple of them to say, oh, well, as soon as you're back, let's do all these things. I'm like, oh, okay, great. Sometimes the act of telling them that you're going to be out of pocket for a while is enough for them to load you up with new things. I think it's, you know, I'm not going to complain because I need the business. I need the work. I need the stuff.
Starting point is 00:04:57 So happy to do it. We'll take whatever you got. A quick thing before we get too much further. I forgot to show this already. This is minus the hat because the hat broke, but I meant to show off Mike Bicholich's 3D print of the Gould. Oh, yeah, but you had already shown this. Yeah, cool.
Starting point is 00:05:13 I don't think I showed it on camera yet, but isn't that awesome? Look at him. That is so cool. The base is over there, but similar to the Batman, you sent me for Christmas that one year, it's the same kind of slot. Yeah, Eastman makes some incredible, stuff like his busts are fire you know these are so good oh my gosh anyway i got that handy in case i
Starting point is 00:05:36 need something to hold up for the thumbnail today there you go i've got magneto all uh his face is all covered under his mask so that thing is ready for me to airbrush basically i've got to do it all in one shot right because i i'm going to mix the right color that red with a little tinge of purple to kind of bring it bring the tone down a little bit um and then of course the rest of it is actually purple purple but gotta airbrush that thing and I don't want to have to remember what formula I don't want to have to write down either like
Starting point is 00:06:07 I was five drops of red to one drop of black or purple yeah I'm not a fan of writing everything down sometimes sometimes I just don't want to remember it and then I get screwed up and I don't remember it and then it's a problem but you know we get we get spoiled by tools in like Procreate and Photoshop where you can say oh what color is that
Starting point is 00:06:25 eyedropper boink oh it's that color and I'm now painting with it again yeah we've We have gotten weird with that. Like, I still do that thing where I'm drawing on, like, traditional Bristol board or canvas or paper. Sometimes, sometimes here and there. When I do, there are times where I'm, like, doing something small and intricate,
Starting point is 00:06:44 and I will intuitively pinch and zoom on a piece of paper. And it's really irritating. Oh, it's frustrating because nothing, of course, nothing happens, but my brain and my eyes expect the world to zoom. And when it doesn't, it's a little bit like a hiccup in my head. oh right this isn't the same or if i want to undo something i don't have that option there's no undoing do you do like the procreate thing where you two fingers to turn the turn the thing oh all the time all the time just your finger stuff i am constantly moving that around and it was a problem as a it was a
Starting point is 00:07:17 similar problem i was using awaycom except you weren't doing pinch and zoom as much some of the newer ones do but instead i was using these buttons on the side and i was doing that too i'd have my hand on the table. I'd be drawn. I'm like, oh, that can't be right. And I'd hit this button to change to erase her and go, no, no, no, Scott, you flip it over. It's on the backside of this physical pencil. Anyway, fantastic. That's fantastic. I do, a night of 12, Ashvah, I still have the sketchbook she gave me. I use it, I use it almost every night. I doodling that thing all the time. Oh, nice. Yeah. I love a good, like, physical sketchbook. It's fantastic. You know, I keep one here by me right here on the desk and use that every once in a while. I'm trying
Starting point is 00:07:52 decide there's something um you were talking before the show maybe about a like a 3d um a series of videos on youtube about you know the 3d process i want to i'm going to do a series of of um creating in 3d without a focus on what's the tool you're using what's a tutorial of how to use what you're using but more about the whole process of like all right you think about the shape you do this you subtract, you add, blah, blah, blah. And, but I want to, I've got my thing that I'm currently already using for the Millennium Falcon build, but I kind of want to lump it all together into a, Brian has too many hobbies, kind of collect, so I can say, you know, I was thinking wheel of hobbies and I can incorporate my, my spinning wheel.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Oh, yeah, you just spin it and pick one. Exactly. I'm like, all right, today we're going to be, we're going to be mini painting or whatever. Love it. Love it. So I might figure out some way to incorporate that, and then a mix of the, you know, 3D modeling, painting, Millennium Falcon build, et cetera, et cetera. Why not? But I want to do, I'm thinking about like an outline of this border of the overlay, the YouTube overlay, that has little sketch of all the different things.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Like, here's a Marvel Snap card, here's a paintbrush, here's a piece of the Millennium Falcon, here's a screwdriver, here's, you know, etc. it's in an airbrush and it's like ah do i do i do it on physical media or do i just put it into procreate and do it there and i feel like i'm going to do it in procreate i feel like that's the place yeah that's a great idea procreate's great for that stuff so my shitty previous version oh man oh whatever pencil pencil 2.0 where you're so old now my non-pro apple pencil and my last generation iPad. Yeah. So I got a,
Starting point is 00:09:51 the pencil showed up yesterday. Oh, cool. I don't have the iPad. It's super annoying. It's compatible with the existing. As far as I know it isn't, is it? I haven't checked.
Starting point is 00:10:02 It's not. It is not. Yeah. And it was the first thing when they announced, I'm like, oh, I want all that stuff. Only compatible with M-FAR. Yeah. It's kind of annoying because now I've got to wait two weeks
Starting point is 00:10:14 for the other thing. because I must have been on the tail end of an order where the configuration I got just took longer. So they're sending them. So I hate that. Gosh, dang it. Now I got this pencil just sitting there looking at me. Oh, I thought that was, wasn't that your photo? Oh, that was Dr. Tolbert.
Starting point is 00:10:30 No, it was Dr. Tolbert. His nice new shiny. I saw that thing and I thought, oh, my God, that's a nice MacBook. And then I realized, no, that's the iPad on a probably the new keyboard, the new graphite-looking keyboard. It looks amazing. Yeah, that new keyboard's supposed to be. super nice. It's also very expensive still. I think $3.50 is the price for that thing.
Starting point is 00:10:50 I don't think I'm ready. I'm not ready for that yet. And also I'm curious if the new one will even fit in the old one. I'm going to at least try it. Probably won't, but I'm going to try. Either way, expect some feedback for me about how the texture works, because that's the big change here.
Starting point is 00:11:06 I can't wait. Yeah, I'm curious about that. Well, they call it nanotexture. What they call it? It's like nanotexture or something. nano something like that yeah texture iPad what is the name of this it is
Starting point is 00:11:20 oh it is nanotexture anti-reflective display so it has two two purposes it's OLED either way but the version of the nanotexture is both no glare and you can look at it
Starting point is 00:11:32 from any direction you're going to get the same screen but also it's supposed to have like a paper like texture for those who are using these things for art and I could not be more excited about that if it works I don't know.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Yeah, yeah, it will. Yes, of course. It better work because I was more excited about hearing the Tandamolid. Oh, we've got Tendomolid. Tendamolid in our products. Nesmolid. Anyway, so that's what's going on there. Quick update on the, let's call it the B plug.
Starting point is 00:12:01 I found in the gutter the other day. Okay, yeah. I went out. Nobody other figured out from that. I decided today I went out with the dog, took my camera. I'm like, I'm going to get a picture of this thing so everyone can see where I saw it it's not there anymore someone picked it up took it yeah it's gone yeah okay so i mean that brings up we got we got a story we have to imagine the story yeah let's let's fill in the blanks
Starting point is 00:12:26 was there any other trash around it did they pick up all the trash or did they just pick that thing up uh there were well so when i saw it yesterday or uh was yesterday now i'm forgetting time anyway i guess it was yesterday or day before whatever it was they had there were rappers specifically i remember seeing chick-fil-a wrappers. Oh, right, yes, because you made the connection that they had a little chick-fil-a and a little Yeah, and I was going to grab the chick-fil-a wrapper and throw it away. That was my whole point of checking down there. But once I saw this thing right next to, I'm like, I'm not touching any of these things while they're in here.
Starting point is 00:12:59 So there was still a little bit of stuff there. Okay. But not a bunch of trash or anything. There was maybe a plastic something or other. Oh, okay. But no more chick-fil-a-stuff. So somebody might have just cleaned all that up. Right.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Scooped it up. In which case, boring story or somebody. But, yeah. So if the Chick-fil-A stuff was there and somebody took the plug, then I'm thinking, ooh, that's an interesting. Now what's happening? Now what do we got going on? There was a guy walking away from the scene quickly and also uncomfortably.
Starting point is 00:13:30 So maybe that. Kind of goose stepping as he walked. He kept going, who, who, who. I don't know what those make you do. I don't know. Yeah. only that's my law um well anyway uh there's that so there's your quick update folks sorry i don't have a better story about where that thing ended up that's uh ended up somewhere i suppose um all right
Starting point is 00:13:52 a couple of quick emails from people these are always a great place to read these big thanks to mike jones for sending this in he says hey scotch and bonnet i wanted to address a pet peeve of mine that i heard across multiple frog pants shows in the last week or two that is the mispronunciation of habanero there is no n in habanero and yeah there's no en yeah there's no en yeah there's no uh oh the little uh the tilde yeah so it's so it's habanero habanero habanero is how you're supposed to say it right that's what you're supposed to say it and it it uh we um there's a term for this where you you you automatically foreignize any word you hear that comes from that from that country whether or not it is pronounced that way or not like we do that a lot with french and stuff where but uh yeah habanero apparently
Starting point is 00:14:41 is the actual pronunciation. And I've been calling it Habanero for as long as I can think of. My whole life, I think. I've been doing it. Yeah, same. So I, you know, I'm going to try to make a change. We'll see what we can do. He says, the misconception drives me crazy.
Starting point is 00:14:58 It's like the reverse of someone calling a jalapino to jalapeno. No, what is he? I don't know what sense. Basically jalapeno and, uh, um, because he wrote the same word twice. Yeah, I know he did. I think it auto-corrected one of those should not have the ENIA. By the way, hyper-foreignism is where you...
Starting point is 00:15:21 Here we go. It involves speakers misidentifying the distribution of a pattern found in other words and extending it to other environments, including words and phrases not borrowed from the language and the pattern it derives from. And their example is. For example, Habanero is sometimes pronounced as though it were spelled with an enya, which is not the Spanish form from which the English form
Starting point is 00:15:40 from which the English word was borrowed. Oh, I see. Oh, and then he, I'm sorry, there was a follow-up where he said, he said there was an autocorrect. It's supposed to be halapino versus halapeno. Pino. Pena. Pinio.
Starting point is 00:15:58 Halapeno. But it really is halapeno. Is it really? Peña. It's really jalapeno. It is penio. That one really does have an enia. Habanero does not.
Starting point is 00:16:08 So it's habanero, halapeno. Well, I like Enya, so we're in. Is it a Serrano or a Serrano pepper? Oh, shit. It's a Serrano. Now we're in more trouble. All right. Well, thank you for that, Mike Jones.
Starting point is 00:16:21 Wait, is this the same? Is it Minuto or menudo? Menuto. Menudo. This isn't Mike Jones who does the voice acting, is it? I wonder if that's him. Hold on. You know, it probably is because that is such a unique name.
Starting point is 00:16:35 There's a very little chance that it could be. Yeah, there's no Joneses. and the mics? I mean, how rare is a mic? I know, yeah. Here's one from Eric Valdez. Amnia. Menunoz. Here's Eric Valdez in Mountain View, California, or is it Eric
Starting point is 00:16:51 Valdez? Anyway. It's not the Exxon. No. He says something about superstitions. Good morning. TMSsters. TMSsters. Yeah. TMSters. I like that. I like it, too. On your segment with Bobby regarding superstition
Starting point is 00:17:05 and more specifically aviation, I have one I use as an air crew member of the Air Force. Oh, I'm wearing a Navy shirt today. I'm not in the Navy, by the way. This is from a fan. Oh, I was fooled. I thought you were. Stolen Valor! Stolen Valor, for sure. Kim doesn't like it when I wear this shirt in public. She's like, don't wear that.
Starting point is 00:17:22 I'm like, why? Because you're not in the Navy. I'm like, I know, but a guy gave it to me in the Navy. He expected me to wear it. It's fine. She's like, I know, but I don't want people thinking that you're some like Navy hero when really you're just wearing a shirt from a listener. I think he's totally fine. I'm not in the Space Force, but Cleo totally sent me a Space Force T-shirt that I
Starting point is 00:17:39 wear a cell oh i want one of those space force i love it um anyways an air crew in the air force i uh always pat or rub the nose of the airplane before we fly i'm not sure if it's a superstition but it's a sort of our way of quote and quote telling the plane that we trust her to get us back home safe again i also find myself tapping the side of a plane when i board a civilian airliner it's like a respect thing for the machine that we trust to take us where we want to go love you guys eric well that's interesting. That is interesting.
Starting point is 00:18:11 Huh. I'm going to start doing that. When I come into the, you know, you've got the tube. Yeah, when you board a plane, you get out of the jetway and you're just like a pat, pat. Yep. And then I'm going to bones the pilot, you know, a quick little... Give it a little lick. Like, lick the side of the plane and say, get us home safely, baby.
Starting point is 00:18:27 Please, and then lick it again. Look it twice. See what the people behind you on the jetway do. Just a nice little kiss. Doesn't you have to be tongue? Just a little kiss. I kind of want to Have Kim recorded I kind of want to do it now
Starting point is 00:18:44 Is it weird that I don't think an outside of a plane is gross to kiss Yeah no I don't think it is either right Because you see them washing those things off all the time Plus it's in the air It's not rolling in the dirt No even if it killed a goose or something It's like it's fine It's just a exterior of a plane
Starting point is 00:18:59 The sun's beating on it I'm not worried But you tell me you want me to kiss the interior of a plane Freaking forget it I'm not doing that Right exactly yeah Not a chance Rob from Toronto wrote in.
Starting point is 00:19:13 I don't know if you've had a chance to watch the show, but this is what he says. I've not, but... Fellas, I just listening to Jerry, or sorry, I just finished watching Jerry Seinfeld's movie Unfrosted, which you guys discussed on Monday's show. I just wanted to share with you that if you like fun, then you will enjoy this movie. Please give it a chance. Yeah, I like fun too. You know what it turns out?
Starting point is 00:19:32 Fun and I and Brian and Fun. We all get along. Yeah, actually, I didn't know this about myself, but I do like fun. Okay, cool. All right, good. I like that he called that Schleiker here, though. He says, please give it a chance and try to forget Killjoy Stephen Schlecker's meh review.
Starting point is 00:19:47 It wasn't just Killjoy Stephen Schleiker. It was Killjoy Randy Deluxe, too. Randy, in our little chat for recommendals, because we talk about, all right, here's what I'm going to be recommending so we don't have overlap. He said, I'm not going to be recommendaling unfrosted as much as I'd like to. would have liked to before I watched it or something like that. Yeah, and then he moved
Starting point is 00:20:11 Catwoman. Then he forcefully moved Catwoman. I've moved Catwoman. Yeah, we're aware. So the reviews also didn't help. It's currently sitting critical reviews at 42%. Audience score of 53. I don't know, man. That sounds like maybe that thing
Starting point is 00:20:29 didn't quite work out. I'm totally going to watch it for the cameos. Happy to watch it for the cameos because, or the, not the cameos, but the additional comedic talent. I don't know if you've seen this and people are probably surprised I haven't brought it up yet, but I was looking at scores yesterday, and we've got some early reviews for Furiosa out there now floating around. Okay. All right. Let me tell you where we're at here. Hold on a second. Furiosa. Here we go. Bad Macs Saga, on your Taylor Joy.
Starting point is 00:20:59 We are currently at 86 of 43 reviews. It's pretty good. I suspect as they roll in and we get into the hundreds of reviews, we'll probably even out closer to 90. This is all good news, everybody, that we've got another hit on our hands from the genius that is George Miller. And you might have to hear me talk about it a lot, all right? So just get ready, be ready. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:21 I will say that when I ordered, I basically ordered my two tickets on Alamo Draft House, knowing full well that Tina would not want one of them. So my first text was to Uncle George. Hey, George, you want to go see Furiosa on me? Thursday night, May, whatever. And he's like, yeah, I'm in. He was down.
Starting point is 00:21:41 Okay. Excellent. He was down. Yeah. Tell Uncle George he's made the right choice. Oh, and that's the movie I told you about the other day, or yes, I guess yesterday, last stop in Yuma County, the one I recommend it. 97% on Rotten Tomatoes. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:21:57 Yeah, that movie rocks. You got to see it. It's so good. I'm going to see it. I'm not going to spend the money. I'm sorry. I'm not going to spend the money to rent it only because I'm not at a loss of things to watch right now that are included in the services that I'm paying for.
Starting point is 00:22:12 Yeah, you don't need to. It's one of those movies you don't need to rush and see. That's right. But once you do, once you see it, though. You must see film. Once you see it, though, I swear you're going to be like, oh. I can't wait. Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
Starting point is 00:22:26 It might be my second favorite movie with Yuma in the title. of all time. Yeah, there's two good movies with Yuma in the title. Well, now people of the fans of the original 310 are going to be mad, but I think the... Oh, that's right. I guess there are three movies because that was a remake, wasn't it? Yeah, I know there's nothing wrong with the original, but the remake is a improvement on every level. Sorry, everyone.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Oh, sorry. And watch Abigail. I hinted this to Brian yesterday. Watch Abigail, the movie Abigail with the vampire girl, and there's the reason to do it. Two reasons to do it. One, she's great, by the way, that little Irish actress is killer in it. She's so good. She plays American, but you never know she was Irish.
Starting point is 00:23:06 She's very good. Second thing, it's got bean fork in it, Kevin Duran, who we're getting a lot of right now because of your monkey movie. Yeah. He has a scene that is immediately reminiscent of why we call him beanfork. So I'm just saying, watch it. Dr. Calhoun just saw it. And Dr. Calhoun, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:23:29 when I say bean fork scene, right? You know what I'm talking about. All right. That's all I got to say about that. Excellent. Can't wait. Yeah, that's on the list. I might find a complex way of watching that soon, but probably, again, I've got plenty of time.
Starting point is 00:23:44 I've got plenty of stuff in the queue before it. Yeah. We're at a no loss for content right now. Yeah. Why choose a sleep number smart bed? Can I make my site softer? Can I make my site firmer? Can we sleep cooler?
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Starting point is 00:24:33 They probably want some news. It's time for a little bit of news, and it's brought to you by. Brought you by Coverville. Hey, that's still happening today at noon at Twitch.tv slash Coverville, 12 o'clock p.m. Mountain time. Today, a very special black and blue episode. Black and blue, you're saying, what? Yeah, black keys, because it's Dan Hourbox's birthday. And it's also, last week, was the 30th anniversary of Weezer's Blue Album, their debut album, which came up in conversation recently.
Starting point is 00:25:06 And in looking it up, I said, oh, that came out May 10th 30 years ago, 1994. So it is high time to do a track-by-track cover of Weezer's Blue album. So, of course, things like, Say It Ain't So, Undone the Sweeter song, that one that's a good song and surfwax America in the garage and all those awesome weezer I cannot believe that what is that song my girl the sand
Starting point is 00:25:44 and she sucks a lot what's the one where they go back and do the happy days thing and the owls there and everything that's that sweater buddy holly buddy holly oh buddy holly and that's on that album as well yeah uh it is no one else no one else that's it no one else i want a girl who will laugh for no one else it's a good album um and my name is jonas uh in the garage holiday yeah you know many people have released songs called holiday scott lots of people i'm guessing hundreds if i had to guess
Starting point is 00:26:17 hundreds i mean green day has one madonna has one vampire weekend has one and weezer has one and uh you're going to hear, you're going to hear one that has a strange connection to all of them. So, yeah. So lots of fun stuff on the show. And then, of course, like you said, Black Keys, lonely boy, tighten up, howling for you. It's going to be awesome. All that, noon today, Twitch.tv.tv.com. Check it out, y'all. Get your music on today. Only fans. Let's talk about Only fans for a second. Oh, sure, please. Well, in particular, a lady who is an only fan's model, so this has gone a little, a slightly viral since this happened but yeah um and i did a whole i did a whole diary episode on trying to understand
Starting point is 00:26:59 this stupid dublin new york portal thing oh really okay and here's why i don't like well i'll get to why i don't like it in a second yeah but anyway this only fans model flashed the dublin new york portal leading to temporary shutdown of the device uh course i thought uh the shares of her quote i thought the people of dublin deserve to see my two new york homegrown potatoes says the model it's not a potatoes aren't a flattering term for her boobs, just so you know. No, they're lumpy and they got weird little hairs growing out of them and stuff. You don't want that. The good thing she didn't show them her boxy. This is
Starting point is 00:27:30 a... Shut up, dude. You're going to kill me. You're going to kill me. Her boxdy. I regretts. 24-7 live stream between Dublin and New York was temporarily switched off. After videos went viral showing a flashing, swearing, or showing flashing, swearing, and people showing images of the Twin Towers burning in 9-11. That was actually
Starting point is 00:27:54 from the Dublin side. So don't go thinking we're the weirdos. The Dublin side had people holding up their phone with a picture of like the two twin towers burning and stuff like that. That's lovely. Here's my big complaint. What's wrong with you Irish people? My God. Here's my complaint. It's about the whole thing in
Starting point is 00:28:11 general. This was expensive and kind of stupid in my mind because I understand what you're doing. They're sister cities. You got a big circular thing that's kind of like a portal. It's just a camera with a screen. And then they're one side, we're on the other side. You can see each other in real time. Kind of a fun little lark, right? I get it. But at the end of the day, it's not that interesting. If this was 20
Starting point is 00:28:33 years ago, this would be mind-blowing. You do it today. It's like everyone's got a thing in their pocket that lets them do this to anyone in the world, let alone Dublin, for free. It's not about the technology, though. I mean, because yeah, you're right. You can FaceTime somebody in Dublin right now, and it's free. It's, you know, it's right in your pocket. But it's more about the the bringing of two things together like that and i think i think it's actually kind of cool like if they had a colorad i don't know what our sister city is denver's sister city but if they had one for for denver i think oh that's a really cool idea it just needs to be here's what it should be because you i know it's on what it was 24-7 right and it kind of needs to be because we're we've got a what
Starting point is 00:29:18 eight-hour time difference seven-hour time difference or something yeah and it's back to that it'll it'll go 24-7 from here on now but yeah yeah it needs to it probably needs to just be during uh certain hours make it only available to certain hours because somebody has to be there to manage it and kind of make sure they they i saw the video of this woman like having to um have her boyfriend distract the guard so that she could flash and then get away it's like yeah make it make it it so it's managed a little bit better but i don't know personally i think it's a oh it's a fine idea to me it's like the internet it's like social media brilliant idea until people get involved.
Starting point is 00:29:53 You know what I mean? I've told the general populace. It's so sad, but true. People just are, you're going to get trolls. You're going to get A-holes. Like, there's no way around it. And I don't know. It's kind of expensive.
Starting point is 00:30:03 I don't know if it's just worth the money. Have it in a union station where it can be managed a little bit better maybe or, or, I don't know. Maybe make it more transient like that. Like people are walking past it and. Oh, there you go. Right. Leaving the train station or people are going to, people are going to want to stop and see.
Starting point is 00:30:20 You're saying just keep moving, keep moving. Don't stop. Don't look at the portal. No, look at the portal. No, that's a good point because people are going to bog that down, aren't they? They're going to stop and they're going to goggle. Yeah, they're going to goggle. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:30:30 You don't want to have it anywhere where people have to get somewhere in a hurry. So in the main area of Union Station, yes, but not like on the way to Platform 6 or something. And the people on the Dublin side seem to be pretty stoked about this lady's boobs. They were really. Oh, really? They were laughing and going, like this freaking out. Do they have homegrown potatoes in Ireland? Well, they're all blighted.
Starting point is 00:30:51 Lucky with a lot of eyes on it That's definitely what you want your boobs to look like Yeah are those fingerlings In another video Man held up his phone to the screen showing a video The Trade Center burning as I mentioned before That was on the Ireland side Another video showed a woman being dragged away
Starting point is 00:31:08 By the portal by police after grinding against the screen Oh geez, people are the worst Yeah Basically she was there 20 minutes Very drunk was slapping and grinding against the portal before guards stepped in, says someone who filmed it. Anyway, Dublin City Council says they're working on technical solutions
Starting point is 00:31:27 to address the, quote, inappropriate behavior, unquote. Well, what are you going to do? Have AI put up a bar if somebody's boobs come out? Like, what are you going to do? Maybe. I mean, that's not a bad idea. I think just making sure, you know, like have a guard who is ready to just tackle someone if there's even the slightest, like as soon as they get to mid-belly level with their shirt,
Starting point is 00:31:54 it's like a linebacker, it's grunk, coming in and just flooring the person as they go. Let's see, I was just going to look, because you're about to head to Vegas again. Vegas is sister city, because this seems like the place you would do it. Put one of these in Vegas, right? Vegas seems like the logical choice, yeah. And let's see, Angelus Philippines, Bandung, I don't know where that is. Jakarta, we know that. how do you spell how do you pronounce P-H-U-K-E-T because that looks like
Starting point is 00:32:26 oh puckett so it is Pucket not Pouquet sorry Pouquet sorry Pouquet it's not F-It okay that's that's good for them all right well that doesn't sound like there's anything fun there but if they had a cool sister city let's say Jakarta that's fine do it there because then you expect this kind of stuff and you know what know it going into it know that it's going to get abused and then just let it it be. Quit trying to police it. Your idea to put a giant camera in the middle of there, what'd you expect? Just let it
Starting point is 00:32:54 go. Exactly. You know what? Maybe that's it. Instead of worrying about it, just let it manage itself. It turned it into Reddit. Yeah, you made it into the thing that it is. Yeah, you made it into the thing that it is and you didn't have the forethought to worry about these problems. So just let it live.
Starting point is 00:33:11 You only thought about whether you could You are going to have some topless, only fan. Well, on that note, I looked up because I wasn't sure. I didn't know what Denver's sister city was. Apparently, it's in France, Scott. And it's a town in France and northwestern France called Breast. Oh.
Starting point is 00:33:31 So set that, let's get that portal project going. I will plunk down the first $100 to start, the Denver Breast portal. Wow. Let's get this thing happening. I think, you know what? Sign me up. Just curious what we've got here. Chirvinista, Ukraine, for us. Salt Lake City one.
Starting point is 00:33:51 Yeah, Torino, Italy is another one. There's six of them, says here. I think everybody's got a few, right? Yeah, it is plural for me. Yeah, it's, uh, oh, look at this. Matsumoto, Japan. It's like a whole different language, translated to Myanmar. How about you just show me the original, because it comes from the Denver.gov site.
Starting point is 00:34:10 That's a good idea. sister cities. Aksum, Ethiopia, Breast, France, Chennai, India, Quernavaka, Mexico, Carmel Israel, coming, China. Sure. So, Breast and Coming. Oh, I guess it's Kunming with an end. Nairobi. Oh, look at that, Nairobi. There you go. That's cool. Potenza, Italy, Takayama, Japan, and Ulanbatar, Mongolia. We also have a Japan. We have Matsumoto, Japan. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, 140 miles northwest of Tokyo, the city's population. Iron chefa. Yeah, right?
Starting point is 00:34:47 A secret ingredient in that place. That's right, exactly, yes. Well, anyway, the point is, don't show your boobs on cameras. Yeah, exactly. Next up, we have Milan. We're doing, send it to us. Sorry, go ahead, please. Milan, Italy, speaking of Italy, let's stay in Italy for a bit here.
Starting point is 00:35:05 Sure. Milan has, they're poised to ban ice cream, pizza, and other stuff after midnight in a new law. Oh, no. It's Gremlins. After midnight, don't feed them out of midnight. They found Magwai, and they're really just trying, well, they're thinking about the Magway. You know, that's great, because in the end, it's thinking about all of us when you think about the Magway. So that's good. But you do get a free Frogerd. Anyway, after a
Starting point is 00:35:29 failed attempt back... The Progrit is also cursed. One of the best episodes they ever made. It really is, yeah. After a failed attempt back in 2013, Milan is once again trying to get late-night ice cream eaters off its streets. The local government proposing a new law that could come into effect next month. For many, late-night gelato is part of an Italian culture thing, but this is in danger under a new law being introduced in the city. Legislating, I would say the legislative starting paper.
Starting point is 00:35:53 Starting paper. Interesting. Has been filed in the city's local government, and if passed, could say late-night ice cream banned as soon as next month. I think they said the same thing twice. Yeah. So they call it a legislative starting paper. Don't we just call it a bill?
Starting point is 00:36:08 It's a bill. Yeah. You don't hear that cartoon going, it's only a legislative starting paper. It doesn't work. I'm only a bill. See, that's better. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:19 I'm going down to Capitol Hill. You've been accepted, Bill. You're going to be a law. Oh, yeah. That's how that one ends. He went full Kool-Aid man at the end. He went full Kool-Aid man. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:32 Just didn't break in a wall. Oh, I saw the funniest thing. Somebody sent me a photo of this, and I think it was in downtown where they're doing some demolition, but it was a building with a building with a big hunk of its wall taken out, and there was a little tiny, you had to really look to see it.
Starting point is 00:36:45 So, of course, pinching zoom fingers, I saw it right away. Yeah, of course you did. Zumi Fingers Johnson. Somebody had a little sign that said, wanted dead or alive, and it was a picture of the Kool-Aid man, as if he had made the giant hole. That's fantastic.
Starting point is 00:36:58 Isn't that great? Oh, my God, that's brilliant. I laughed so hard. Anyway, did you enjoy our little tribute to Zumi Fingers last week? Oh, that was fantastic. About this on the show. Yeah, Brian is, do you tell him. I'll get the photo.
Starting point is 00:37:10 While you talk about it. Get the photo while I talk about it. So, you know, we've done a lot of selfies over the course of TMS, Vegas, and Barry and Bobby Ann and I talked about, like, all right, we need to start planting things for Scott to discover. And so War Crush was involved with part of it where, you know, he's on the patio at the Barry and Bobby Ann pool patio. But he's sleeping and his feet are fully visible, which we know would get Scott's attention. Absolutely. So Barry, it was like the stage of selfie photo to make sure that War Crushers' feet are in the picture. I know War Crusher's in the chat room.
Starting point is 00:37:47 We love your feet. Of course. Your feet are amazing, dude. A little dirty. When they were here last week for dinner, we decided to step it up a notch. So we wrote Suckett Johnson on Barry's iPad. And then we moved it around the restaurant to figure out where it would be far enough that he wouldn't necessarily see it immediately, but it would still be clear enough for him to read.
Starting point is 00:38:10 And so we have a bunch of photos of it all over the restaurant with this iPad saying suck it Johnson. That's amazing. It took me a minute. I'll admit. I was having a hard time finding anything weird. And then I finally zoomed in and I saw it. And so it's a suck at Johnson right there. My favorite part, though, is this dude you did not count on who looks like the guy from Myspace, Tom from MySpace.
Starting point is 00:38:29 It's everybody's first friend, Tom. Yep. He's hanging out. Where is he back there? He is, uh, hold on. Where, what happened? Here we go. Come on.
Starting point is 00:38:38 Stop it. There we go. He's right there, Chad. Look at him. It looks like he's been hiding out for years in this bar in Colorado. And we finally found him. We got him, folks. We've got him.
Starting point is 00:38:53 Yep. I'm still not sure what's on the TV. I tried to figure it out. There's a commercial for a truck on one TV. And then over here, there's a TV up on the bar by the barrels. And there's a girl up there talking. It looks like a reality show or something. Well, yeah, like a house hunters or something.
Starting point is 00:39:07 Yeah. That place is amazing. You see, like, directly in front of Tina, is that Tina and I swapped places for the photo. But you can see in front of her, actually in front of Barry and in front of Tristan Adams as well, these flights of whiskeys. So it's like four or five little small bottles of, or glasses of whiskey. These are the old elk things? I'm looking at. The old elk, yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:34 Those are good, eh? They're made from charred barrels, charred oak barrels. that they use for whiskey production and antlers elk antlers are probably fake elk antlers that's amazing wow as handles and stuff but it was really really good stuff yeah that's great uh well that was a lot of fun so anytime anybody wants to send me a picture and hide shit in it i'm happy to i know it turned it into a well where's waldo game for scott and see if he finds whatever is supposed to be in the back i enjoy it it's fun to do that jama daco thought the glasses said old f yeah it does look like it the way
Starting point is 00:40:10 The one I'm holding, it's hard to tell that it says old elf because of where my hand is. It looks like old F-U-K is what it looks like, yeah. Like, I don't give an old. That's great. Good catch. All right. But that's Kool-Aid man, that is hilarious, Wanda Dead or a lot. That's fantastic.
Starting point is 00:40:28 Yeah, it's pretty great. This, by the way, this thing in Milan, going to cover 12 districts of Milan. I don't know how big that is. It sounds like a lot. The band would take away all food. That includes pizza, drink, anything. after midnight in an effort to clamp down on noisy groups crowding in the streets in the Italian city.
Starting point is 00:40:45 Is that mostly tourists or is that locals? It might be locals as well. Here's my thing about this. You bought a house on a street with a bunch of retail and restaurants and shopping and stuff and probably said yourself, oh, this is going to be so convenient for me. I'm really excited about this. but but making people not able to get pizza after midnight come on that's like
Starting point is 00:41:12 I think two-thirds of the pizza I eat is after midnight yeah so yeah musilini is gone you guys you don't have to exactly maybe you know you bought that place you live with the fact that with great convenience comes great loud after hours people eating pizza that's right that's right and if you want the tourist trade to thrive you don't be shutting people down at midnight. I'll be doing that. I mean, I don't know. I've never been to Milan. I don't know what that city's like. I know enough about stuff in movies and things, but that's all I know.
Starting point is 00:41:44 Italy is on our list. Tina and I want to go to Italy at some point. And France and Italy are the two next overseas destinations that we want to hit. I think Italy would be amazing. Chat says, when does it, this is from John Madaco again. What time does it stop being after midnight?
Starting point is 00:42:04 Good question. When does it lift? Is it in the morning? Is it like at noon? Like when do you, when can I eat pizza again in Milan? Yeah, I'm sure. I mean, I'm sure these places don't open up at 6 a.m. The ice cream or the pizza or the bars or anything. So it's just going to basically be at noon for the pizza place, probably noon for the ice cream place or whatever. Here's what I think. And I'll say this is somebody whose country saw Prohibition come and go. I don't care if it's pizza I don't care if it's whiskey People will find a way to get food After midnight And it will now be under the cover of breaking the law
Starting point is 00:42:43 So you're wasting your time with this My guess is it won't pass I think it probably won't pass It's just too weird and too draconian And it's dumb so don't do it It's really and it's so weirdly It's specific and it's really detrimental These businesses who probably make
Starting point is 00:43:00 a large portion of their money on takeout food. It sounds like, you know, bars and pizza places and even ice cream places, as long as they've got tables inside and people eat inside, they're fine, but they can't offer a to-go box. Like, nope, sorry, after midnight, we cannot put your pizza in a to-go box because we don't want you eating it outside. Yeah. Just, I just picture a bunch of sad Mario's sitting around and going, oh, oh, no. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:43:30 that's one of the more obscure death sounds but i really appreciate you pulling that one out thank you my pleasure because it could have been but no bryan went with i think uh world i think that super mario brother's world death is what that is i think it is i think that is yes might be three might be super barry brothers three that's amazing It had kind of a banjo thing going in that one. It did. It totally was, yeah. It might have been on that level where you go.
Starting point is 00:44:09 Could have been... Could have been... How about this one? Oh, that's Pac-Man. Never mind. Don't count that. Also, that's not a death. Let's go to this one.
Starting point is 00:44:21 NBC in the news, and this affects, I suppose, me, because we got... Well, it's 10 years, but we're getting the Olympics back. Yeah, look at you guys. Yeah, I'm excited. We had a really good successful one. Mitt Romney will not be running them this time. So my guess is it'll be some other rich feller. And hopefully they do a good job. Last time they did, they turned a profit.
Starting point is 00:44:40 It was like rare. People never turn profits on the Olympics. Hopefully whoever runs the next Olympics for Salt Lake City finds a way to brush their junk up against you at some point. Oh, I'm excited about that part of that. To continue your streak. Yeah. Yeah, I need a man. I need a man to rub his junk on me if he doesn't mind.
Starting point is 00:45:00 Anyway, NBC will display the heart rates of parents watching their kids during the Olympics. It's a little bit weird. I understand, like, heart rate of the athlete. That might be interesting to say, you can see here as he runs around the corner. He is now going in for the final stretch, and as a result, his heart rate is changing. I mean, there is some value to that. I don't know if there is or isn't. But the parents, were they just nervous about their kids?
Starting point is 00:45:24 He got a guy in his 60s sitting there on the edge of his seat. Oh, his heart rate's gone up to 30, or it's gone from 75. resting to 182? Like, what's the point of it? Yeah, I'm just imagining, just imagining the parents sitting on the sidelines of the beach volleyball competition. And we're not seeing much movement on that heart rate monitor bill.
Starting point is 00:45:46 Nope, it's not looking like it's moving. I guess this was a bad idea. Good thing we spent so much money on it. I just think it's weird. It's really weird. What do I know? Anyway, they're going to make these on-screen and available as part as NBC's coverage.
Starting point is 00:45:59 By the way, Mark, or sorry, Mike Tiracow will host the opening ceremonies, along with Kelly Clarkson. Kelly Clarkson. And Peyton Manning. Look at that. That's a couple for you. Yeah, power couple. Yeah. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:46:15 While the closing ceremony will be hosted by Tirico, Jimmy Fallon, and Tara Lipinski, and Johnny Weir. Terri Lepinski and Johnny Weir are the greatest, weirdest pairing that the Olympics has given us. year after year after year those two. I cannot stop watching them. It used to be, well, we've got Terrell Lipinski and Johnny We're just for the ice skating stuff. No, now they use them for everything, including the Summer Olympics now for some reason. Yeah, they're all over the place, man.
Starting point is 00:46:44 Yeah. Additionally, podcaster Alex Cooper, never heard of him, will host parties on Peacock during various events with Snoop Dogg in return to part of NBC's primetime coverage. Also, it says here, Scott Johnson and Brian Nibbitt will be hosting the parents with heart monitor section. We will. We're going to watch that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:01 I was thinking if there's anything, like, we usually watch this with Aunt Bear, and Uncle George, we watch the opening ceremonies, but it would have been fun to, like, do sort of a watch-along of whatever technology they use for the opening ceremonies and stuff and do a little watch-along, but I don't see that, I don't see us breaking our regular tradition, unfortunately, a family tradition of watching those. Usually they're really cool, though, like, you know. Oh, yeah, and often they're amazing, right? are usually amazing. The ones in Tokyo were just incredible.
Starting point is 00:47:32 But that long slog of, all right, now we're watching all the athletes come out onto the thing and walk the circle. And, oh, yes, here's another 14 athletes all holding up their phones to record the size of the stadium from the inside. Yep. And now the delegation from Wakanda. And like four people walk out. Right, exactly. Yeah. I get back. I do want to see that shirtless, greased up flag carrying guy from. From, uh, was he Tonga? Where was that guy from? He was greased up.
Starting point is 00:48:03 He looked like, he was greased up. Yeah. Like, he was ready to tear somebody up. Practically, yeah. That might have been a New Zealand thing. And they do the, what's that called? Maybe, right? It could have been the Samoan, or not Samoans, uh, the, um, not Aborigines, New Zealand,
Starting point is 00:48:18 Maori. Maori, right. And they do that, uh, what's that thing they do? Were they freak out and do, yeah. Yeah. Huh. Hey, uh, how are. I love it. I love it. What's that called, though?
Starting point is 00:48:29 Oh, Tonga. They're confirming that that guy was from Tonga, yeah. Oh, got it. Haka, it's called the Haka. That's the Haka, yes, right. Yeah, the Haka's cool, man. So cool. Like, if I'm playing football against the, the team doing that, the Maori team, and they come out, or the New Zealand All Blacks doing that, then I'm intimidated immediately by that business. It's scary.
Starting point is 00:48:51 Yeah. Like, legitimately, they seem like they're about to go insane and slice you up, in little pieces. Totally. It's like they were about to say, I'm the best of what I do, Bob. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:02 That's scary. Well, anyway, this is a thing coming up. We'll have to see. When are the Olympics? July. What are we looking at here? June? July?
Starting point is 00:49:11 Is it June? Is it sooner than I think it is? I mean, it's Paris. What Paris? Is this Paris? July, you're right. July 24th through August 11th. Oh, all right.
Starting point is 00:49:23 It starts on Utah's statehood day. the 24th more importantly though how does that relate to Deadpool? Deadpool is yeah let's talk about the only MCU movie
Starting point is 00:49:34 we get this year when is that Deadpool and Wolverine is what it's called by the way to anyone who's worried about spoilers that is
Starting point is 00:49:41 that was Claire on Monday July 25th yeah Claire on Monday was freaking out because Carter Carter said Wolverines in it
Starting point is 00:49:47 I'm like it's in the title it's on the thing it's in the title exactly yeah July 25th so that weekend the weekend
Starting point is 00:49:53 that the Olympic start is also the weekend of Deadpool and Wolverine. Speaking of which, by the way, found out that, so we get the local Fan Expo, the former Denver Comic Con,
Starting point is 00:50:03 coming to Denver here pretty soon. I already mentioned that Marissa Tomei is coming. So is Marana Baccarin. So I'm preparing my laminated list to take to the event. Wow.
Starting point is 00:50:20 That's great. That's great, though. I love both of those people. I do too. I can't, we might, we might spring for the, uh, the meet the celebrity package and, uh, oh, you, you know what? We almost could, we should find a way for TMS to fund that because there's got it. You will have stories, right?
Starting point is 00:50:40 I will have stories. Maybe, maybe not crazy ones, but you'll be able to specifically say, this is what Marissa Tomey told me. Yes, right. How else do we get that on a show like ours? You know what I mean? This is what, uh, this is what, uh, this is what, uh, Miranda Bacherin's hair smells like. And this is also how strong, how strong, how strong the security team is yeah because one leads to the other to have your your right arm uh pulled
Starting point is 00:51:01 directly across your back is what it feels like to be tased by five men at once that's right wow all right well we'll find out soon enough we're gonna uh take our leave though now you might say to yourself well usually you take a break here and then you come back with windy and all that Wendy's like at a early morning wedding thing right she's not she's not yeah right exactly she's here in the state uh she will be here Saturday with me recording some I don't know if we're streaming it, but we're going to record some things. So more from Wendy this weekend, and we'll put it on the TMS feed. However, I have so much to do today that we have to end things a little bit early.
Starting point is 00:51:37 So we're going to take off now with a reminder of all the content coming up. You've got Coverville today at noon. That's right. Two hours from now. Two hours from now. So Coverville. Or, sorry, twitch.tv slash coverville. You also got Core tonight at 5 p.m.
Starting point is 00:51:50 I will be back for that. Couch party tomorrow. We're planning on one at our normal 10 a.m. we're going to, is it our last? More firefly? No, we still have lots of firefly. We still have three episodes. Three. I keep screwing that up for some reason. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:04 We got Play Retro tomorrow at 1.30 and a film sack this weekend. That'll happen on Sunday. So a lot happening. So get ready. Oh, for a film sack, by the way, we're doing Road to Perdition, like a fantastic movie. I'm so excited. I can't wait to. I only ever saw it the one time in theaters and I haven't seen it since, so I'm excited to see it again.
Starting point is 00:52:23 And yeah. Normally I would veto something I'd veto something. seen so recently because I just saw this like two three months ago but not in this case I love it so much I'm happy to watch it again so I'm all in on that business uh get your Sam Mendez on anyway lots of stuff so tune in all for it there'll be a little smattering here there oh and kim and I'll squeeze a probably a remote skim in at some point while we're out running around doing stuff so I'll let you know uh Brian let's get out of here you got a little song a recommendation perhaps somebody called in and made a request I don't know he did as a matter of fact this was
Starting point is 00:52:54 sent in by Jeff, a.k.a. Grandmaster Jarf. Jarf. Deer sour cream and butter cream. Very, very, two very different things. Creamy. This is Jeff, aka. Grandmaster Jarf, aka. The dude, who sent in a request last November for who wants to live forever on my daughter's birthday, which was the weekend when my aunt, daughter, and grandmother all died. But anyway, he says, Thursday, the 16th, is my 46th birthday.
Starting point is 00:53:19 And I would love to hear a cover of right now by SR71 or any cover of a Queen's song thanks for all you do signed jeff a gm jarf nice like yeah i forgot about that request man that was a rough rough uh weekend for you man geez it was hard um so here's the funny thing i have one cover of right now by sr 71 and uh if i would have looked ahead it would have been perfect because the only cover i have of that song is by robin adele anderson who we talked about yesterday and played yesterday uh because of uh her connection now to a tadpuller. I love that story, man.
Starting point is 00:53:59 It's just so fun. So, anyway. So, we're going to not do the SR 70 cover, but you said any cover of a queen song, that I can do. This is great. I'm surprised I haven't played this on the show before. We all know that Matthew Sweet and Susanna Hoffs
Starting point is 00:54:12 got together for three albums in the 2000s called Under the Covers, where they took a decade for each album and then covered a few songs from that decade. From the 70s, they pulled this one by Queen, it's Killer Queen. Here's Matthew Sweet and Susanna Hoffs. See you guys on Monday.
Starting point is 00:54:29 She keeps a moatian shadow in a pretty cabinet. Let them eat cake, she says, just like Marie Antoinette. A built-in a remedy for cruise chef and Kennedy. At any time an invitation you can't decline. Caviar and cigarettes. Well, first and etiquette. Extraordinately nice. She's a cat.
Starting point is 00:54:54 Queen gunpowder gelatine, dynamite with a lazy beam, guaranteed to blow your mind Who would recommend at the price, satiable an appetite? Want to try? Do you avoid complications? She never kept the same address in conversation. She never kept the same address in conversation. conversation she spoke just like a baroness met a man from china went down to gaetia minor then again incidentally feel that way in fly perfume came naturally from paris because she couldn't care less a city is and precise she's a killer queen gunpowder gelat or gelatine dynamite with a laser bean
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Starting point is 00:56:32 Momentarily out of action Temporarily out of cast To absolutely die Who are Why She's out to get you She's a killer queen Cut a powder of chelotine
Starting point is 00:56:47 Got a mind with a lazy dean Guilty to blow your mind Ooh recommend it at the price Sensational pull an appetite Want to try Want to try of the Frog Pants Network. Yes, get more at frogpants.com.
Starting point is 00:57:38 Is it bigger than a mouse pad? Hey, Scott and Brian, this is ZCAM over in Boston, calling about TMS, although this can also apply maybe to filmstack and other shows. Among your shows, you've had a lot of talk lately about sleeping, going to sleep, listening to white noise, and also people who are talking about
Starting point is 00:57:58 listening to podcasts and speech, et cetera. And you also have a fondness for Bernard Herzog. He's come up many times in regard to movies and the Mandalorian, et cetera. There is a website
Starting point is 00:58:14 that you might find interesting. It's called Infinite Conversation or the Infinite Conversation. It's that Infinite Conversation.com. And this is an AI-generated conversation between Bernard Herzog and another philosopher, I believe
Starting point is 00:58:32 it's Slavage de Jujek and this is just a conversation that goes on and on and on. And one thing is pretty amusing if you like AI and, you know, if you like Werner Herzog, it's kind of interesting to check out. And just by nature
Starting point is 00:58:48 of it going on and on and on, I think it's probably something you can fall asleep too. So check that out, Infinite Conversation.com. Thanks. Hello, Scott and Brian. This is Rob Usden. It's name. You always messed up as Houston.
Starting point is 00:59:01 It's Usen, but that's not what I'm calling about. I'm calling about Brian on the morning stream. So in the episode from Tuesday, you all were talking about cover songs, and you were talking about Tina Turner, having, you know, done a lot of cover songs. And in there, you were talking about the songs, Better Be Good to Me, which, is a cover song, and I'm going to tell Brian that I'm really disappointed, and I'll tell you why, because it is not done by Sweet originally, and I think that Brian actually knows this, and he was just getting his bands that start with F made up. It was actually done by a band called
Starting point is 00:59:44 Spider, and they actually have a songwriter in that band named Holly Knight, who has written many, many other songs from many other pop stars, and that's how she got famous is really by writing songs for all these other different pop stars. Here's why I'm disappointed. Brian should have known that because in the last round of our Frog Pants Music League, Brian made the round about cover songs that he was wondering if we could stump him with cover songs that he had never, that he had never heard of and I was the one that put in there better be good to me and of course I put in there a note
Starting point is 01:00:27 about the original song being by Spider and I'm pretty sure that Brian has actually played the Spider version of that song on Coverville at some point and so it's really like really Brian that's disappointing so I just wanted to
Starting point is 01:00:42 throw that out there and by the way that round of Music League is still sitting out there because we're waiting for one person to still put in their scores, and I won't actually say who it is, Claire. So, you know, we should get on that person to get their scores in. All right, have a good one, guys.
Starting point is 01:01:03 I love the morning stream, as always. Thanks, bye. Good morning, GMS. This is Leprechaun from the chat. April 3rd, I'm listening to Tuesday's podcast, and you guys talked about coins. and Scott or more people's biased to heads although I tend to go with call tails never fails
Starting point is 01:01:27 do you have any other coin chance and for that data that would be great to have what would the percentage be for all those slips if you had only called heads or only called tails and then what's the percentage for it landing on its edge. Love the show. Hello, this was for the morning
Starting point is 01:01:52 stream. Good for day, Scott and Brian. I was going to talk about April Fool's jokes, the two that I like the most. If you guys follow that roll for sandwich guy on TikTok, where he rolls the dice to build sandwiches or whatever, his was that
Starting point is 01:02:08 he only ended up with cheese, just two slices of cheese as his whole sandwich. So that was kind of funny. He caught me in the beginning. I was not prepared. And the other one was, Nintendo posted one where the switch gets strapped to your face as a virtual boy equivalent. I thought that was pretty good as well. So, love the show, though, and Able Fool sucks otherwise.
Starting point is 01:02:29 Woo-hoo! Hey, guys, this is for TMS. Jason from New Hampshire. I'm currently without power. Man, I've got some podcasts. And, you know, and I knew I had no power yesterday. And what did I forget to do? I forgot to plug in my switch.
Starting point is 01:02:46 Oh, I used to do one of those crazy segments at the end of the instance. Years ago, I did flashcrafts. People also know me as E-Sync G4. I had the cool music in the background that everybody liked. The amount of work I had to put into for that 90 seconds and to crunch an achievement that quickly, that was so hard, but it was so fun. And it was just so cool to have.
Starting point is 01:03:16 that opportunity to be a part of the show and anybody could have done it i used to listen for years it's like you know i'm going to try this and oh my god the work you guys do how crazy thank you and uh and communication hey this message is for tms scott and bryan this is bubble west i had the end-of-a-day request yesterday or whatever a little clarification i misspelled guadalajara's that's our favorite Mexican restaurant what else was it oh she listens to Bob and Sherry in the morning on her way to work
Starting point is 01:03:55 so that was that and she thinks Brian Dunaway sounds kind of sexy and yeah that's it oh and I do have a scar on the tip of my finger my mom was doing some cut off gene work
Starting point is 01:04:13 when I was a little boy and she was using pinking shears because it made the ends fray faster. And I was jamming my finger in there, kind of playing around. She warned me not to, but it got me. Got me pretty good. Had a big old wrap on the end of my finger. Anyway, you guys have a good one later. Hey, Boot.
Starting point is 01:04:35 Scrum. Jerky Jets to here. I just wanted to call, and Brad Blachie Scott has a 55-year-old man, taking your trash and cycling out on your own. As, you know, as a garbage man, I often forget to take my own trash out, and that is the ire of my wife's eye very often. I also wanted to mention a couple weeks back when he was on talking about the guy, being that I'm from Minnesota, born and raised, still live here, and I'm 44.
Starting point is 01:05:08 The guy at the airport that says bag, and she's talking about the AG words and I couldn't help to pause the podcast and spend the next 15 minutes of my day and my garbage truck day and every AG word I could think of. Bag. Bag.
Starting point is 01:05:26 Mag. Flag. Flag. Drag. I don't hear it. Love the show, though. Don't you know? Hi, Scott and Brian.
Starting point is 01:05:38 This is O'Hon from Boston, also known online, rock dance community elsewhere as VCAM. I'm calling about the TMS, actually the Tad Pooley feud on Monday from the Monday show, I believe that was the 22nd. One of the questions that you had during the game was about the college bands that had triple albums released on vinyl. I happen to be friends with one Anthony Kaczynski, who is currently on tour,
Starting point is 01:06:12 with the magnetic fields. He's also in the band Fire King and previously in Figures on a Beach who I know Brian, you've mentioned them before. But I thought he would be amused by this and I texted him and he was amused but he corrected me and
Starting point is 01:06:27 pointed out to that 69 love songs was actually a triple CD but it was six 10 inch vinyl LPs when it was released. So I'm going back to your definition of a triple album
Starting point is 01:06:44 on vinyl. It was actually six albums on vinyl, but three CDs. So I thought you might find that interesting and want to make that correction. Love the show. Catch a waiter. Hi. Hey, this message is for TMS, burrito, and shit, I can't think of an S
Starting point is 01:07:01 Mexican food. Salted nachos. Anyway, hey guys, I'm Nick. I just had a question about, for Brian actually, regarding Albuquerque, I know you've mentioned Tina goes out there a decent amount, so I was wondering if you had any Albuquerque recommendations. I would be traveling out there. The middle of May, my girlfriend's family is out there, and she has some
Starting point is 01:07:29 family matters to attend to, so we're going to take a little four-day trip out there. The only thing I have so far is Freddy's, because we don't have Freddy's in Massachusetts. I don't think they're she's at the Mississippi, so I definitely want to try Freddy's. You guys have sold it so much, but outside of that, I want some really good Mexican food recommendations, ideally, but anything, anything you guys have. So any recommendations for Albuquerque, to quote the great fugs bunny, go into Albuquerque, Doc? All right, thanks, guys. Bye.

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