The Morning Stream - TMS 2667: Modularity Jockularity

Episode Date: June 27, 2024

Two Guys, a Package, and a Ring Camera. No Chris Brown, No Cooch, and NO LIEUTENANT YAR! Wife likes normal speed. Neighbor man, cool, manly, and convincing. Spice Moms. Re-butter the Chode. TMS is Snot for Everyone. Less jump outable. Glass recognition drinking problem. So Not A Swifty. Fake Title. Boogers and all! The Scott abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. Throwing Up Hearts. No Wendi, but Wendy's Combo Meal and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS is like a cool rocket heading for the stars. We can fit every single one of our patrons on this rocket, too. And we have even more room right now. So join up at patreon.com slash TMS today. Coming up on the morning stream, two guys, a package, and a ring camera. No Chris Brown, no cooch, and no lieutenant y'ar! Wife likes normal speed. Neighbor man, cool, manly, and convincing.

Spice moms. Rebutter the chode. TMS is, not for everyone. Less jump outable. Glass recognition drinking problem. So, not a Swifty? Fake title. Buggers and all. The Scott abides. I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. Throwing up hearts. No, Wendy, but Wendy's combo meal and more on this episode of the

morning stream. I am an old man. Most people hate me, but I don't like them either, so that makes it all even. Um, and the meatballs, they wind up being burnt. The morning stream. Don't eat that. It's Pluto. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to TMS. This is the morning stream. Uh, what is the morning stream. Uh, what is the date? It is Thursday, June 27, 20, 24. I'm Scott Johnson. That's Brian Nibbitt. Good morning. Hello. Hello. Hey, man. Nice to see you. Yeah. Good to see you too. For the last time. Yeah, this will be it. Before my ride. That's right, the big weekend. I couldn't remember if you told us you were going to wear any kind of like GoPro or anything. You do any of that this time?

No, I don't. I thought about it. I have a nice GoPro that I could do that whole thing. But I'm not, I can't stream with it. it. And I could stream if I hooked up a whole bunch of extra crap, and I don't want to hook up a whole bunch of extra crap. Basically, every 10 to 12 miles, there's a rest stop, and I have to get off the bike, I go refill my water,

rehydrate, pee if I need to, whatever. Yeah. And I don't want to, like, you know, have to, like, disconnect from the bars of a handlebars if I've got cords and stuff going around. So my plan is,

Um, not necessarily just not to, I mean, I'm not going to stream the ride, but I will be able to pop into the Discord because Catterday Tad Pooligans will be going on for a part of the ride. I'll be, I'll be three hours in, I think, or four hours into the ride before people start showing up in Catterday Tad Pooligans, but, um, but I'll keep an eye on things. And if I see somebody in there, I'll pop in there because it's nice to, to talk to people while I'm doing it. And I'm not, I don't like talking to people writing next to me. when I Oh, I didn't even know you could do that. Can you just, I mean, I guess you can just say, hey, how's it going, Bill? Or that sort of thing. Oh, yeah. No, and there are people who spend the whole ride pair it up side by side riding the whole way.

And my problem with that is that I focus them too much on staying with them. And I, and I overpedal and I underpedal. And basically it's like I'm, I get exhausted because I'm just trying to match their speed so we can continue the conversation. and I'd much rather be like, here's the pace I'm going. Okay, going up the hill. All right. Adjusted my, you know, what do you call it?

Shifting down to go up the hill, shifting down again. All right, got to really push hard to get up this. Okay, now I'm going downhill. Breaks off. Here we go. Like, yeah, cadence. Thank you, Adobe Geek. There you go.

That's a good word for it. Cateness of my pedal speed, but also like the shifting, that sort of thing. And I don't want to sit there and like have to make sure that I maintain a good enough speed so that the person next to me can hear me. Do you know if anybody does like a tandem bike in this sort of event? That seems like fun. There are like four or five people on tandem bikes. There's a lot of people on those bikes that you're practically laying down, you know,

in your feet first kind of bikes. And there's one guy who has one of those, is that called a finicular? No, the, oh, what is that called? the bike that has the giant front wheel where you're hovering above everybody a penny farthing. Penny farthing, that's it.

The old school freaking guy in the 20s with his bowler hat riding on his curly mustache. Yeah, one guy who does the entire 75 or 150 mile ride on a penny farthing. And I don't know how, like on the straightaways, great, no problem.

But I don't know how he does it on the hills and stuff like that it's um that you know that's the thing that i look at these other people doing these things and um uh and feel like all right well there's no reason i can't do this right no it's a lot of people we ride with have ms there's people on these you know wacky wakadoodle bikes and stuff it's like all right if they can do it that i should be able to do it without complaining and bitching too much and barb's all set to go she's out there as well tomorrow I was all set to go. She's going to, she and I did the 30 last year because of my back problems,

and she had just gotten a new e-bike and didn't feel comfortable yet enough with it to do the whole ride with it. So, but this year, Aunt Barb, Uncle George and I are all doing, on day one, doing the 66, they say 75, but it's really when you boil down to it, 66 or 68 miles up to Fort Collins. Well, that means no, that means no Chris Brown. that means no cooch. All right. These guys aren't going to be there. No, Chris Brown, no cooch.

All right. No, Mrs. Cooch. I just wanted to say Cooch again, because I love that name. I know. He is so, he's so damn funny. Like, and Cooch doesn't try to be funny. He's, he's a kind of funny where he just, so we took Chris Brown and Cooch to the Cosmopolitan that very first night to get him some

verbinas. Neither of them had had one before. And I was like, all right, well, this will be a fun. experience. I love introducing people to the verbena. So we go into Cosmopolitan and I'm like explaining, yeah, so here's the Cosmopolitan, that giant bar in the middle, that's a chandelier that comes down and encircles the entire

three levels of bars. Yeah, that's an awesome little zone in there. Love that in there. It really is. So gorgeous. And I said, well, so originally you could only get this drink on the one and a half floor, halfway between the first floor and the second floor, but they now have it in the other bars, but we're going to shoot for that one and a half floor and so we go up there and then we order the drinks and then she brings them and she says would you like me explain um what to do and and or would you do you want to do it because

she she knew that i was i was ordering for him so she knew that i was the experienced one and i said no i'll take it from here thanks so i basically say oh well she did a little bit and and she actually said you take the whole flower so it comes a little flower and if her people aren't familiar with the verbena it's a tequila drink that's kind of tart like a margarita and there's a seschuan electric button flower, a little bud about the size of a little smaller than a marble that they put in the top of your drink and you take a drink of your drink, then you pick up the flour and I was always taught you nibble on the yellow part, the leaves, and you wait for it to take effect, it will numb the inside of your mouth and your tongue and then you drink the drink again and it tastes completely. different. Does it look like that? I just put in the Discord. Is that the... Exactly. Exactly what it looks like. Yep. All right. So there you go, Chad. I got a picture up on the screen here so I can see

that thing. I think that's even... That is the one from Cosmo, right? Because I recognize that glass with a cross-hension. Oh, very well, might be. Let's see. Oh, yeah. Las Vegas bartender. Here it is. And the Cosmopolitan. That's exactly it. Boy, Brian might have a drinking problem when he recognizes the glass that the Burbina

is brought in. That's funny. I wonder if this is your bartender. It's Marina Mercer Bortarney. She's the current bartender there. Well, we didn't talk to the bartender. We just talked to the server. I got a question about this. When you put that

flour in your mouth and it's doing its numbing properties, what does that part taste? Did that have a taste or is it just Yeah, it's a bitter. It's a bitter flower. It's not, it's not, the flower itself doesn't taste great. And which is why I was surprised when the server said, oh yeah, you take

the whole flower bud and everything and you just pop it in your mouth, you chew it, and then you swallow it. And I'm like, the whole thing? I've never been taught you take the whole thing, because I only feel like the, the pedals are the thing that actually have the toxin, whatever it is, have the numbing properties. Yeah. So, so I'm like, well, I'm just going to, I'm just going to chew on the pedals, and I recommend you do the same thing, but of course, you know, Chris Brown and Cooch both take and swallow

the entirety of the plant. They don't call you Cooch for nothing. Cooch is down to clown. He's all in, all in on Cooch there. Bobby does the whole thing every time. It's like, oh, yeah, no, I, plus, you want to leave something, right? So you nibble on the leaves enough to get that initial numbing. And then you put the rest of the flour back in your drink and you drink some.

It's like, oh, yeah, that tastes different. And then it's like, oh, that's starting to wear off. I'm going to pick the flour back up and, and numb, num, num, numb, numb on the rest of it. Then it kind of works two times. Let me ask you this, though, if you are sitting down to this thing, this exact glass, aren't you meant to, maybe you said this, but aren't you meant to taste it first before you do the flower thing? Okay. You absolutely taste it first because you, you otherwise you can't tell there's a difference. But yeah, you got to taste and go, oh, yeah, that's a very, I think it starts out sweet and gets tart. afterwards but everybody has a different a lot of people have a different experience but yeah you're supposed to taste it beforehand

so you can kind of be able to tell the difference and this is thing unique to there I can't go some okay this is their thing although somebody I mean I'm sure there are bars that make these now and initially this was the only place you can get but I don't see why there wouldn't be

other bars around locally that make these things yeah probably that would make sense Um, so, uh, the, so, so we, we, you know, gna on the flowers, we take another drink and they're like, oh, it's pretty good. And, uh, and then, and then Cooch grabs the whole bud, chews on it. So, swallows this, ah, that's the most bitter thing. Where do I, do they provide something where I can spit this out, Brian? I'm like, no, you just, you just got to eat it, dude, you eat that thing. Put a napkin or swallow one of the two. Yeah. So, uh, so, uh, so, uh, Chris Brown,

You know, it has the drinks like, oh, that's kind of cool. Yeah, totally tastes like tart now, and it was really sweet before. It's a much better drink after the flower. What do you think, Kooch? And Kooch just, like, waits for like a minute. It just kind of looks at him and then says, I don't know, but the whole inside of my mouth is numb. I feel like I'm at the deadest. I love it.

A guy named Kooch, that's perfect. Everything you're saying is perfect. And the guy looks like John Tortour a little bit, like a, like a, like a show. Order John Totoro. Yeah. And so you just picture this little skinny guy. I don't know, but the whole inside of my mouth is numb. I guess I'm ready for my extraction, Dr. Dentist.

That's great. Well, I don't know why he intrigues me so much, but all hell Cooch. He's intriguing, yeah. All right, a couple quick things. Oh, next week we got the 4th of July. It's America's Independence Day. Say what you want about us and our problems, but we are taking, we are taking. we are taking that day off

to celebrate as we do most years that is a holiday, so we're not here that day, which I think is a Wednesday? No, Tuesday. Isn't it? Thursday. Thursday is 4th of July. Okay. Fourth of July, we are out of here.

So we're not here then. So we'll miss you terribly, but we'll see you before that and after that. Also, I heard my neighbor, Tesla, we always call him Tesla because he has like four Teslas. Yeah, I love it.

I love it. Just call him Tesla. Yeah. He currently has two... You're going to call him Tesla to his face there. Oh, hey, Tesla. I know. I'm afraid. I really am afraid I might do it one day, because I don't think of him in any other name. And he literally has, right now in his garage, his closed garage, there are two Teslas. One wrapped in pink iridescence. And they're all model X's and threes, I think.

And then outside is another's two others. I've yet to see a cyber truck there because he told me he would never. get one. He hates them. But anyway, he's got Tesla's for miles, this guy. Wow. So it's hard not to call him that. But anyway, I hear him last night getting his, his garbage, pulling it back from the curb. And he waited like kind of a long time because normally it's, you know, garbage night is Monday. They do it Tuesday morning. So you put your garbage out Monday night. They do it Tuesday morning. Well, yesterday was freaking Wednesday, so he'd let him sit there all day. Anyway, he decides to do this at like 1 a.m.

And I hear it. I hear, you know, I hear him dragging out there. Great. Right. Nothing, nothing endears you to your neighbors, like, uh, yeah, but here's the best part. I hear him do this. And he's kind of a guy that his, his persona is very like, I'm cool. Look out.

I'm very manly. I don't know. There's something. His whole vibe is he's not, very macho. Very macho. There's the word. I couldn't think of the damn word. He's very macho.

show in the very traditional sense every time I've ever talked to him. And last night he's moving these garbage cans, but he's singing and humming combination of the two because I felt like he didn't know all the words, but he's singing Taylor Swift. Oh, really? What song? What's on? I don't

know. I just know that it was the one about, oh gosh, dang it. I'm so not a Swifty. Taylor Swift Shake it off. No, it wasn't that. That one I would recognize. Everybody's going to play, play, play, play, play, something, something. And the goat one I always think of.

Yeah, sure. We are never ever getting better. No, no, trouble. Trouble. Trouble. What's the one where her and her friends all swing into a building and beat everybody up? What's that one called? Oh, is that the, yeah, that's the.

Gosh, dang it. I can't think of it. Oh, I know what it is. You belong with me is what he was singing. You belong with me. Yeah, that's the one. You got me. And he's just like letting that rip.

Exactly. And he's doing that, he's doing that worse than you just did it. Clearly, I don't know all the lyrics either. He's doing this at one freaking in the morning. And I know that he thinks that no one's hearing him do this. And if I, I just have this feeling if I said, hey, you know, like get some kind of Swifty sign or something. Yeah.

He would be like mortified because he's that kind of guy. He'd never want to admit this. I'm kind of bummed it wasn't, uh, lover, you know? Oh, yeah. Can we always be this close forever and ever. And, uh, see, that'd even be better. Lover. Lover.

they have here's her top five according to this list shake it off Taylor Swift songs yeah no shake it off number one number two you belong with me number three the night is still young four bad blood oh that's the one I'm thinking of

with them breaking into the bill oh yeah yeah yeah we got bad blood we're all tough as hell look like John Wick ladies and then five is love story after that I don't know any of these but I don't know would you agree with that

Right. I would agree with most of that. I would put, yeah, I mean, I would say, shake it off. I put Love Story up there. I like, boy, I need to see a list now. I've got a good list here if you want it. It's just a... Oh, yeah, give me your list. Yeah, this is according to some YouTube channel. We just did our four-night viewing of the Ares Tour, or Erez Tour video. By the way, that's Kooch on the right. Oh, there's Kooch.

Oh, I like it. See, it's even better because Kooch looks like the guy's down to Klam. Look at this, you guys. Here's Kooch in the corner. It's like, a good working man. Yep. He's like, ah, my mouth's numb.

It's like the last time I went to the dentist. Exactly. I'm Kooch, and then he just disappears. That's awesome. Just disappears. All right, so I would agree with Shake It Off. You belong with me. Bad Blood.

I would move up. I knew you were trouble, and we are never getting back together up for me. those those um oh i like our song our song is a slamming door oh that song's good yeah i do like that it's funny how i don't know these by name but then when you sing them a little i'm like oh yeah i like that one that's a good one yeah um i kind of like uh tear drops on my guitar is pretty good that's the bottom one yeah they have it is 20th but i'd put it higher than this i don't know if i know that one by name that's one i don't know by name i think

I think it's one of her more countries. Oh, this is, this is, uh, is this the Ares Tour list? No, I guess not. But it's like, see, time counts on the side. Like it's a, well, that's because it's a, it's part of a YouTube video compilation. Oh, gotcha. Okay. But they claim these are her, well, they say her greatest hits.

So maybe these are actually like what's sold the best or what hit the highest charts or something. Yeah, that makes sense. Oh, yeah. Anti-hero is good. I love that one. Yeah, I, I will fully admit. that I am a borderline

Swifty. I feel like Swiftie could name a lot of these and sing a lot of these songs just by sing the titles, so I don't feel like I'm there, but when a new album first comes out, I listen to it. I listen to Midnights as soon as it came out. I listened to folklore and

workshop, no. Joe's Garage. No, the one that came out at the same time. as folklore. There were like tandem releases. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah.

I'm, I don't know. So he says, Brian is a Spice Girls fan. Doesn't surprise me. He's a bit of a Swifty. Totally true. Evermore. Thank you, Molly.

Evermore is the other one. Oh, yeah. I think the connection, I think that's a good, that's a good through line, Spice Girls through. And this is, I don't mean that pejoratively.

Like, I feel like there's a pop level of pop that there's a, there's the line there, right? There's a line. Yeah, exactly. That's the kind of the pop, female-fronted pop music that I'm really into. Yeah. Yeah. And you secretly think Travis is real good-looking. You know, he's like a... TV's Travis? Yeah. What's his name? Travis? It's Kelsey. Jeez. Why can't think that's a fucking name? Well, anyway, there you have it. I think here we go. Here's my dream scenario.

Victoria Beckham, Posh, says, oh, no, I don't want to do another reunion. And she just stays home and says, all right, stay with the kids and with Bex and all that and play some soccer. Taylor Swift steps in and says, I'll be Swift Spice and joins the tour for one U.S. tour. And they perform a mix of Spice Girl songs and Taylor Swift songs. There you go. I'll pay 400 bucks for that concert. You know what? But that is a legitimate money-making proposition.

I really think that you could knock the world over by saying, hey, I'm Taylor Swift and I'm working with the Spice Girls to do one-off thing this year only, get your butts in these seats kind of thing. She would sell so many tickets. Forget about the 20-year-age difference between Taylor and the Spice. I think it's probably less than that, but still it's, yeah. It would be great. It would be an incredible show. That'd be a kick-ass show, and I would fully support that. Yeah, I would, too. Sign me up.

Sponsored by Coverville. Yep. Oh, look. Coverville Records. Back at it, guys. We're ready. Let's do it. All right, a couple of quick things here. We've got an email. Yeah. I think this proves, I think this means that you and I are right about something, but let's, we'll read it and we'll see what happens. Landon from Baton Rouge. I don't think this is this first time. I think he's written in a couple of time. baton rouge red stick anyway says good morning speedy and blip on the TMS 2665 pre-show you talked about two X speed listeners

and I thought you would enjoy this story I've listened from close to the beginning of the show and I've been with my wife even longer I've always had a short commute so I've listened to the show at two time speed so that I could stay caught up makes sense I don't begrudge this to anyone's fine I just can't do it but I don't begrudge anyone else's desire

to do it this way anyway when I try to get my wife to listen with me, she couldn't stand it. For whatever reason, I thought it was the content, just wasn't her style and moved on. So she did not like us at all. And maybe she just, we grade on her, who knows? Who knows? Yeah. But then he goes on to say, we had a cross-country trip this month and I put the show on, but this time I turned the speed back down to normal and, in all caps, she liked it. Nice. For 10 plus years, I thought you were the problem, but it was me and my 2x habits. Our 14-hour drive went much quicker listening to the two of my favorite people.

Despite you sounding like drunks to me now on normal speed, you've made a new fan out of my wife. Love the show, though, Landon. He should have signed off Love the Slow, though. No, that's good. Missed opportunity. That's cool, though. Splendor opportunity.

I feel like this is a good lesson, though. It doesn't mean that 2X is the worst thing you can do, but it does mean that you're hearing us in not our true form. It's not who we are. If you're introducing the show to someone new, please play us at our normal speed. And then, you know, up at if they give up and say, no, I don't like these guys at any seat. Unsafe at any speed is what they would call us. Yeah.

Equal opportunity offenders. Boy, it's just not a TMS if Brian doesn't make some sort of Ralph Nader reference. Yeah. Just to ask your parents, you guys. It was an important run. Ask your grandparents, yeah. Red Fraggle says, Chuck didn't want to listen to y'all at first because you happened to talk about boogers on the first episode he heard. So, uh, yeah, sorry, Chuck.

I guess you're good now, though, right, Chuck? Yeah, Chuck's all in. Yeah. Buggers, Buggers and all. Buggers and all. He'll take us. Yeah, that's not the way you should be introduced to the show. No.

No. No. Wait, I'm trying to figure out another way to get a bugger in there. You can't pick your favorite. No, that doesn't. Oh, there you go. I'm all. I'm out. I don't know. I can't think of any other. You should have picked a different episode.

You have to blow this one off. I don't know. Anyway, thank you for that. We appreciate to land. And here is another email. I've read emails in a while, so I thought these would be good to read today. This is from Danny and Canada, which we will now celebrate by saying... Canada! Here's what he says. This is about skyscrapers and people who are jumping from them during the Depression. We had a whole discussion about this. He says, hey, skyscraper and Brownstone. I like that. I was just talking about brownstones yesterday.

Why? Oh, this show, this thing Kim's into has a lot of renovated British brownstone. Oh, that's cool.

I love those. That's why that came up. Everybody sits on the stoop in front of the brownstone. Yeah, nothing like that. There's nothing else like it. We're all going to sit on the stoop and sing along.

And there's kids down the street playing with a fire hydrant. Yeah, it's good stuff, man. Anyway, it says, Hey, Skyscraper and Brownstone on episode 2663. You guys spoke about how to get the great or sorry how in the great depression people were jumping out of buildings and you

just don't hear about that anymore i am not sure that this is the reason but now it is rare to find a business tower with operable windows and if they do those windows have regulators so that the windows don't allow physical bodies to squeeze through them residential towers do have balconies and as such uh or sorry and such but actual business towers don't at least in canada they do not but I am fairly certain America designs like this as well, says Danny from Canada. For sure. So we have, I guess, since the 20s, we have worked on our buildings to make them less jump offable. I don't know.

How much do we think that the fact that people can't open their office windows is the reason more people don't jump out of them as a factor of why that doesn't happen as much? Yeah. And do those? How I can think of is the Shashank, not Shashank Redemption, the Hutsucker proxy, when Durning runs down the. Durning runs down the table to jump out the window, and they've installed new shadow-proof windows, and he's just like, boom. I love that.

No, it wasn't Charles Durning. Charles Durning was the one who did succeed in jumping out the window. Charles Durning was, yeah, he was the boss. He was Hutsucker, senior. He was Hutsucker, right? Yeah. And then he, and he, and he, another one of the.

And he got out and had a whole ghost moment or something. What the hell happened there? Exactly. Because doesn't Tim Robbins also jump out? And then he's hovering down with the ghost of Charles Durning and somehow survives it to change his. Boy, I can't remember either. I need to watch that movie again. That's, you know, another, that might be one of my favorite Cohen Brothers movies.

And I haven't seen it in forever. It's up there for me. That would be, I think that one's Sackable for, for, It's good. It's a good movie, but it's a good, sactable one, yeah. Yeah, we should watch it. 1994 that came out, I think. Jeez, yeah, so let's see.

I mean, do I put that above, I put it above Raising Arizona. Oh, wow. That's a big, that's high praise. I love, I love Hudson, Hudson, Hudson Proxy. So many great little side jokes. I think Jennifer Jason Lee doing the Muncie accent, it gets a little distracting, but, but she pulls.

it off. Yeah, but what, Bruce Campbell in there is great, though. He's freaking great. Oh, my God. As her, he has her co-worker, her, uh, he just makes, co-writer or whatever. He makes all those scenes just pop. Yeah, totally does.

Because he does the whole, that whole style, that Atlantic, uh, mid-Atlantic accent as well. I feel like I'm more, I'm more partial. So I think you have to divide them into two categories because you can take the Cohen brothers for the really serious stuff, which is also quirky and weird. But then they have their more comedic stuff. If I'm, if you break those. apart, I have very different lists.

Because for me, things like Fargo, No Country for Old Men, True Grit, Blood Simple, they're all amazing. Miller's Crossing's incredible. But then if you take the goofy stuff, or the less serious stuff, I would probably boy, you really got me thinking. Hudsucker's really good.

You know what? I think maybe that's at the top of my funny list, Raising Arizona, just below that. Oh, okay. Big Lobosky. Oh, Big Lobosky. Damn it. Yeah, you forgot about Lubowski. Shit.

Shoot, I think, I think Lobowski wins by a, wins by a hair, man. No brother. That was probably second for me.

Oh, that's a hard call. Oh, really? So I would, yeah, for me now. Okay.

So now here's the list for me. It's Big Lobowski by a, by a nose. Yeah. New shit has come to light. Thank you, Talley. A new shit,

man, has come to light. You know, the rug really tie the room together. All right, so Big Lobowski, HUD sucker proxy, Raising Arizona, Oh, Brother Where Art thou? And that's a, and that is like those all fit in what I would consider like the number one slot of, you know, they're all really good, but that would be the order to put them. And then, you know, further down, you get the other ones. Yeah, and there's no gap. There's no giant gap between each of those.

There's no giant gap between any of those four. And then, yeah, no country for old men. As far as the serious side of things, damn, that is a. That's a really hard-to-beat, one for the serious Night of the Killen Brothers. Yeah. I mean, even at their least popular, like lady killers or, what was it, intolerable cruelty or something, I still enjoy those. Did I get hearts? Did I do the...

Oh, yeah, you did. Look at that. You got hearts. Yeah. I'll watch. Let's just. I'm going to throw up hearts. Ready?

Yeah. There you go. Oh, look at those floating hearts. Mine won't do it because I turned it off, I think. Oh, bummer. Well, it was getting, it was too distracting. I'd be like on DT&S and doing things. And it would be like, blah.

Tom's just too damn professional. I can't be doing that on his show. Yeah, you can't do that on DTS, yeah. The most goofy he gets is right here. Yeah, great. Let's see, there's one other thing I wanted to read here. Oh, I know what it is. It is to tell people a reminder,

we'll let Brian do it because it's a big weekend for Brian. You're going to have your feet locked in. to a thing. You're going to have a chain whipping around. You're going to have chode butter. Tell people one more time. I really don't have. I hope I don't have a chain whipping around. But yeah, this is it. Last episode, last regular episode, we have a couch party tomorrow,

but last regular episode before the MS-150 coming up, I'll be in 48 hours, I will be three hours in, three hours and 15 minutes into the ride. Holy crap. And hopefully, geez, trying to think of it's like,

usually about 40 miles in is the lunch stop. And usually at a beaten lunch at about, like, 10, 10.30. It's like so early. But, I mean, you're getting up at, you know, 5 a.m. to do this thing. But, yeah, the 75 miles up, 75 miles back on Sunday. Listen, I ride my ride. It's a, it's as I tell Scott, not a race. I ride my ride.

It is, my goal is always to make it to. the next stop and then go from there and you don't think of it as one big ride you think of it as a bunch of little small rides and you just ride what you can do um there's still time to donate by tiny dot cc slash bike coverville 2024 jeanies put it into the the live show here but uh for you listeners out there tiny dot cc slash bike coverville 24 if you still want to donate it's a great cause it's raise money for ms research and and um and finding a cure i think in our lifetime we will actually see a cure for MS. It seems like they're that close.

There are so many strides being taken every year in MS research, and I think we're close. That's good. Get that thing. Take that thing down, man. Restle it to the ground and beat the shit out of it. That'd be great. Exactly. So, yeah, so wish me luck, everybody, and I'll pop into Discord into the audio chat when I can and see if anybody's in there.

The problem is that it, it, um, I can't listen to my music and do that at the same time. And music just helps me focus on, on something that I'm, so I'm not thinking about what parts of me might be hurting or sore or, uh, or whatever. Like, I could just sit there and listen to, uh, uh, muse or, um, uh, sparks. I was going to ask you had a, if you had a preference for your, for this ride, are you going to do any music? Yeah, I'm going to do, like, so, uh, my muse playlist is that. the last two hours. It's just the stretch is all muse and it's all that do do doond do do do do do do do do and then this album right here sparks number one in heaven

is all kind of sparks disco but like the not Georgesur Marauder who's the guy that did the deft punk album weekend It was Giorgio Moroder, right?

You're not the weekend. You don't mean that one. No, no, the deft punk album. Oh, I thought you meant the one they did with the weekend. Sorry, my bad. Yeah, no. Uh-uh. Okay.

Yeah, okay. I don't know why that didn't sound right, but Georgia Marauder, like, is Georgia Marauder influence disco? So that, that playlist then will go into, from Sparks into stuff like Blondie's Atomic and daft punk and stuff like that. I'm planning on listen to podcast during the long stretch catching up on my 500 by midnight Las Vegas podcast. It's twice

in a week that I've mentioned those guys but sometimes talking listening and talking for me distracts me from what I'm doing so some some comedy stuff comedy bang bang things like that that'll get me get me through so

nice. Yeah the great thing is that thanks to Nick he's i know he's listening i've got this little deal this little ride computer he's lending me because i pop the cherry on the other one and um i can let that thing do all the heavy lifting of tracking my ride and metrics and all that sort of thing while i let my phone do all the entertaining nice well there you have it i can't wait to hear on the other side how this all went me too me too um let's do a little bit of news before we run out of time this morning i think we have yeah we got time

Let's do this right here. It's time for the news. Brought to you by. Brought to you by Coverville and some trivia. First off, Coverville. No Coverville today. No guess the connection tomorrow. Too much going on with training and then prep for the ride.

I got to do another full cleaning on my chain, even though Nick and I did that a week and a half ago. I just want to have everything as smooth and clean and none. No drag, no nothing. And so I will be doing that and then doing another long ride today, 25 and a half miles today. So there's that. So next week back to it with Coverville and Guess the Connection, which means you've got an extra week to figure out what the connection is and the songs I played.

Second thing is trivia from Scott, who writes, In which year did the Beatles hold all five top positions on the Billboard Hot 100 chart in the USA? You get multiple choice here. you got 1963, 64, 65, or 66. Right, all right. So 64 was when they came to America and really blew up. But they were releasing singles piecemeal then, so it was like, I want to hold your hand and love me do and stuff like that.

I want to say it was later, and I want to say it was either 65 or 66, and I'm going to go with 66. Is it? 66. 64 is correct. 64 really was. Okay. So the year they came and, uh, The Storn, like the Ed Sullivan Show and all that stuff.

Interesting. It was a lot all at once for those guys. So I want to hold your hand was one of those five then, probably. Must have been. That and please, please me and love me do. Me do. Yep. And what was the one, what's the one that Ferris Bueller does on the car?

Twist and shout. Twist and shout. No, that then. No, probably not. I can never remember when that one came out. I'm going to pull it out and pull up the list here. um can't buy me love you're absolutely right twist and shout i did not think that that was that was um at the same around the same time but yeah can't buy me love twist and shout she loves you i want to

hold your hand please please me and those were the those were the four top those were the four and um yeah i saw standing there for me to you do you want to know a secret all my loving you can't do that roll over beethoven and thank you girl um still in the top 100 alongside those top five that's crazy that is a hell of a thing they did there yeah twist and shout the cover isley brothers uh uh believe was the original and um and i did not think that that was as big a hit form as of these other ones i would have thought i saw her standing there was up in this in this five group yeah that stuff it's it's funny though that is all that stuff i think of from that era though that kind of 50s inspired do not duwop but whatever it's not what they would become right right

Exactly. In very short order. Like, people forget the Beatles were only the Beatles for, what, 10 years? Really? Nine years, 100 songs, and how much of a lasting influence they've had on American music or pop music in general, not just American music, but pop music and the British invasion and all that sort of thing. Hermit's Hermits and the Dave Clark Five and, well, Dave Clark Five came out around the same time, but still. But that's a name that's eternal. It's like Elvis.

It's like any other, you know, think of a name that just lasts forever in music. This is, they're probably number one, right? They're the Mickey Mouse of bands in recognition. They really are, yeah. The gold standard. Whether you like the Beatles or not, I mean, you got to, you have to concede that they were a huge, huge influence on pot music. So the one of the shows I was listening to was the interview David Spade and, Dana Carvey did with Paul Rudd.

And Carvey and Rudd, both massive Beatles fans. And talk about, you know, the trivia behind it and the meetings behind some of the songs. And then when they got to meet Paul McCartney because of SNL, how gobsmacked they were, you know, with all that stuff going on. But also, oh, dude, how am I forgetting his name? Portlandia Fred Armisen Fred Armisen also a huge Beatles fan as well

And during one of the first meetings Or dinners during SNL When Paul Red was going to be a host Fred Armisen It starts talking about the Beatles And Paul Red Completely Without giving out a bit

Without making it look like a bit It's like Beatles So are All right, so what album do you think I should start with listening to those guys to kind of get a feel of what their music is like? And now it's a thing, a joke, a running joke between the two of them when they talk, it's like, all right, so Beatles, like, would you say, should I listen to, I don't know, like just go to the greatest hits, or is there an album you think I should start with with those guys, just to. That's great. That's great. Like you're talking about some new band that nobody's heard.

Right, he's some indie band, like, you know, oh. I love that. check out this young the giant yeah by the way i'll say something for dana carvey and uh and um the other guy spade yeah david yeah they have improved their ability to not constantly talk over the guests they're doing better they really have yeah the more recentities are great i think they've they were probably told this or somebody their production team was like guys you got to you got to you got to let these guys talk it can't just always be you going oh yeah that reminds me in 93 when hartman it's like no no no let the guy talk and they are doing it

I'm impressed it's better I think when you're when you're so used to doing stand-up and having to carry a show solo and and feel like you've got to fill every open second you don't you don't initially know to let people

let the room breathe let the let the guest talk and let the you know let people answer and there's definitely there's a real skill to it you know you see people like Conan O'Brien's extremely good at this in his interviews. It's very good at getting people comfortable very

quickly and letting them control the conversation. And I wish more interviewers are like that. These guys are getting close. They're good. They're really getting close. Yeah. Here's a story for you about doorbell cameras. We all have some sort of that thing going on these days. Most of us do. A lot of us do. I'm going to guess Jeannie will now say

she doesn't. Let's see if we can get it. Jeannie's going to say, I don't want to know what people are doing on my doorstep. I don't have one of those. Yeah, just for whatever reason. I just feel like that's coming, but we'll watch Let's, I'm going to have it up so I can see it if she says something. All right. So this is a doorbell, doorbell camera story.

It captured two thieves. I love the word jockeying. Two thieves jockeying for the same package at a Berks County home. So basically, both porch pirates, both trying to do that. Oh, there it is. I do, I have, I have not ring camera, no connection to internet. Oh, I have a not ring camera. Oh, what does that mean?

mean like just regular camera i have a not ring camera no connection to internet okay so i thought that was her way of saying you know not i don't know like ring camera not that kind of thing you know what i mean yeah i have wise and they're but they're connected to that's internet connected right you can you can be anywhere and look and see oh yeah wise wise tells you there's a somebody on your doorstep yeah i like i like i like my wise setup in the um the print room so i can see when something's done printing, but also when I'm out on the road, and I'm like, I'm just going to check. Yeah, okay, nobody, that's where people probably would break in, is that room? Or that's where they'd steal stuff from.

So, yeah, that's a good point. You can make them pretty local if you do it right. But I like, I just like the flexibility with them. I'm not locked into some weird, very specific scenario. I can kind of move shit around and do whatever I want. I like that. Modularity. Modularity.

Well, anyway. Docularity. It was good, you've got my reference, though, the match reference. I got your reference, yeah. Nicely done. Deep cut. Ask your parents. Let's see.

Police are investigating a bizarre package theft that happened Wednesday in the lower Heidelberg township. This is in Philly, by the way. Oh, I thought it was in Germany. That sounds a little like it, right? Probably some Germans live there. There's a German college called Heidelberg, I believe. It says where a doorbell camera showed two men race to steal a box just moments after a FedEx

delivery left the box outside the house. the video comes from a house in the small excuse me small Berks County community about 70 miles northwest of Philadelphia the delivery driver has seen placing the package on the home's front landing within seconds two men spring from separate cars on the street outside the house

and rush to get the package and no lieutenant yard I don't know why I was doing it in that voice one of the men leaps over a hedge that's cool is there video of this I didn't look God there's got to be this is insane Hold on, let's look. This guy at this house must get some really good stuff

if these guys are like fighting over the package that gets delivered. Video is linked, is it? It's Facebook. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, there's a link down kind of embedded in the article that's just off to Facebook, but let's see how this looks, everybody. So here we go. See if we can get some audio from it even.

All right, here comes the FedEx guy. It's a nice neighborhood. I see some two, three car garages. Oh, they got a smudge in the middle of this So it would drive me crazy Right in the middle of that camera Get out there Oh, look at these two

Holy shit Wow Where's the FedEx guy now? Look at this I don't know what I expected I guess that was way I thought this would be like at night on a blurry camera they'd be wearing

something on their heads or something well I guess they are but I didn't I is it fake the chat says fake video is fake why do you say that Dr. Calhoun because the police are looking for the guy how do you know it's fake?

Yeah I think that's easy that may be a little too easy to say genius has staged I don't know I don't know I mean this doesn't look at choreographed enough to be staged. No, they looked like, they looked pissed. It says here they tried to ride the box.

The flower pot to defend himself is like all of a sudden. It says Kevin Lara, the man who posted the video on Facebook, said the stolen package contained cell phones he had ordered from AT&T. The poor FedEx driver looked scared, not really worried about the phones, but what if this guy would have hurt one of my family members? This is not what, is this what the world has come to? Also, how do they find out these phones were being delivered? Something fishy is going on here.

sure he could have he may have faked it I don't know I don't know here's uh let's see so here's the Reddit post it's not AI though chat let's not get too crazy let's not get crazy I'm just looking to see if there's a link

to say let's see I mean this this goes pretty far to explain how where we are as a as a society though everything's everything must be fake Burke's regional news with the police looking for these guys. And if he did this and he's got police involved,

he is now in huge trouble if he faked it. So you can't do that. Well, you can, but you'll go to jail if you do that kind of shit. So I don't know what. I mean, these guys, he punched him. Yeah, this is. Yeah, I'm curious as to how, how somebody

thinks this is like what information they have that says this is fake if you show me proof or something that says yeah here's how you can tell it's fake or here's one of the guys admitting that it was a setup but yeah you see this on Reddit and it's really just just people saying

fake driver pretended to take photo and demon flinch at the side of them or the sound of them fighting. Driver took a photo. What? Yeah. Well, the driver takes the photo because he left the package to prove that he took it. I'm not, if I'm a driver dropping packages off, I am not getting involved if I see two guys fist fighting and picking up flower pots to attack each other with. Yeah, actually watch this driver very closely.

Brian's on to something. Like, people can say that, but look. And by the way, Reddit sleuthing, boy, that's worked out in the past. hasn't it? Yeah, exactly. We didn't completely ruin the life of fake suspects for the marathon bombing some years ago. Remember that? Holy shit, I'll never forget how bad Reddit got that shit. That was so bad. Anyway, so watch what he does. He goes up to the thing. He's got his nice, you know, older gentleman, works for Fed, takes a picture, walks away. They're not even out of their car yet. Now they're out of their car as he exits. Now he stops, hesitates, sees them scuffling,

yeah gets the f out of there exactly he's like yep not I'm not paid enough for this I'll just say this I think healthy a healthy skepticism about everything you see is important but I think at some sometimes you do yourself a disservice by discounting everything is fake out there so yeah I'm just saying it even backs up to like let them get out around him because yeah because they're they're gonna continue that fight to the next stop probably yeah he doesn't get paid he's not paid for this he doesn't get to you know there's no benefit for him hanging around or trying to fight for somebody's package i'd get the f out of there too exactly now that said i'm open might enough to say that all right if somebody does find some proof that this fake i'm open to hear in that

you know send send proof but not only that i would be i want to hear a follow-up because again the police are involved and when you involve the police and if you fake that that that is massive crime yeah for sure you can't do that so then that person will go to jail and that's how this will all end up in the end. Exactly. Here's one more story before we start to close things out. Arizona firefighters rescue a toddler

trapped in a Tesla with a dead battery. Boy, this is gnarly. I thought we talked about this, but this was a whole, fake, fake story. Moving on. Pet donkey disappeared from a California five years ago. Fake.

Fake. No, this one is, so this one just happened. A grandmother in Arizona spreading the word about a dangerous design flaw in the popular electric vehicle. we had something similar to this with somebody who was waiting for an update and got trapped in their car this is different than that right this was different they were uh you know some ticot person that just was told that if you try to open the door while the update was going on it could brick your system or something right something like using manual the manual deal yeah the the deal with these

cars is they there's a lot of automation so it's stuff you have to you have to worry about but anyway Renee Sanchez has her Tesla's battery died and she was not able to open the door with her 20-month-old granddaughter locked inside. I thought they had a little backup battery in there, like a little... I would assume so. Or just that you can manually... You should be able to manually open the door, right, with a key or something? Well, and that's the part that some of these cars need. Like, they want to get super futuristic, and I'm like, it's not just Tesla.

Like, give me door handles I can open. Just give me door handles. I don't need... I don't need it to go... I don't need it. Or handprint on the side of the car for it to open the door. I know we're in the mode right now where all these electrics need to be, you know,

somehow match some sort of science fiction aesthetic. And I appreciate that from someone who appreciates a good science fiction aesthetic. But from a practicality standpoint and also a moving parts, what can break kind of standpoint, just give me things that we know work and have always worked. I don't need, I sound like an old guy, but you know I don't need that I don't need that thrill the first time I see that little handle do that I go oh

the next time I see it I go okay and the third time I see it I'm like just be a normal handle what are we doing anyway yeah toddler I was going to take this toddler to the zoo but you could not get in the car this is in Arizona so you got a you know oh god it's freaking hot Arizona firefighters rescued the toddler it says here when they got there or got here the first thing they said was ugh. Okay, can I just say something real quick to our friend Jeff. Jeff Sire and everyone else who thinks that I have some kind of stick at my butt about actual Tesla cars. I don't, by the way. But it... Lovely car. Hate the founder or the CEO or whatever he is. What a board member he is now. All of that aside, I just want you guys out there to know this is the article talking,

not me, okay? Oh, yes, right, right, right. Yeah, that's right. This is the art. I see what you're saying. This is definitely not me saying the words I'm about to say. So it says here, when they got there, the first thing they says, ugh, it's a Tesla, says Sanchez. We can't get in these cars. And I say, I don't care if you have to cut the car in half, get her out. All right.

So all of that was someone else saying that, not me saying that. All right? I just don't, you know, especially in Jeff's case. He's a friend. I like Jeff. I trust Jeff to save me from a car. that's the kind of relationship I have with Jeff

but I just want Jeff to know because he loves he loves the Tesla it does yes I just want him to know these were not my words about you know the cops said it's a Tesla not me

exactly right all right okay anyway she was okay for the first few minutes but as soon as the fireman came and all the commotion started the kid got real freaked out they had to break a window the kid started panicking and it's kind of sad

but they got her out everything's good we did not cook a child there's a small part of me that lenders if she if she left the car with the air conditioning running while she went into the convenience store to get a pack of smokes instead of it being like i closed my door i went around the car to get in the other side and the battery is dead and i couldn't get in i mean it would be pretty easy to to prove if there was video footage or something sure i'll tell you what though here's the thing i do like about the thing i really like about a tesla um I like Tesla's because the industry got fire under its belly to get going on EVs.

So without them and they're pioneering in the space, you wouldn't have these other options popping up so quick. We wouldn't be looking forward to a new EV from Kia or Hyundai or BMW or whoever. I just heard today that Volkswagen threw a ton of money at Rivian for some joint project. There's stuff hopping and popping. Sales are up overall. They're a little lower on Tesla's side, but part of that is this competition, right? But it's good for this business, for there to be competition, to be choices, to be price competitiveness. And that's great.

And I credit them for sparking it. They absolutely deserve the credit for it. So I'm just hedging my bets. I don't want people yelling at me. That's all. I'm trying to have a day, right? I want a day. Can I have a day?

Well, yeah. I just want a day. I can have a day. Today is not that day. By the way, we didn't set up our microphone, Scott, to mute when the other one was talking for today's episode. No studio audience. That's right. We didn't do it. We need a seven-minute delay. Seven-second delay? Seven-second delay, yeah. All we have is a microsecond delay, unfortunately. Sorry. That is going to do it for today's news, and we're going to take our leave. Yes, that's right. You heard me. It's, you heard me. It's the end of the show.

It's early today. I got a meeting I got to go to. But we are not going to leave without telling you the following thing. There's a bunch of content coming your way. Brian said, no coverville, but don't worry. Today we'll have content. We have core at 5 o'clock this afternoon. At some point, a skim between now and Sunday.

Kim and I are working it out. She got her second shingles shot yesterday, and she's kind of a mess today. So I don't know if today will be it. Oh, poor Kim. I know. Make her some food, Scott. Make her something to eat. I did last night.

I'll do it again today. Oh, what? did you make her last night um i made her i don't know if you've heard of this it's called a wendy's single combo meal oh that's great yes yeah i really i feel like i've come a long way in my culinary uh no i made her a trip to wendy's i did that's literally what i did last night but today i think i might try to make her we have makings for like salads and things i think i can probably help out there we got a couple of hot dogs i could do some weird shit if she's into it we'll see Anyway, Tina bought these, so, you know, the bag of salad I really like?

Yeah. They now make single serving ones. So if it's just me, I don't feel like I'm wasting salad or that I feel like I have to eat the entire bag. It's just like one single serving, cut it open, dump it into a bowl, add the stuff, mix it up, and you've got yourself a really good salad. You're in Fat City. That sounds really good. Fat City, skinny City, I guess, right? Thinner City.

Skinny City is really what I'm heading to after the fat weekend of, you're in fact. cookie bars and blueberry scones and stuff from uh yeah we built this skinny that's good very good not bad at all anyway uh so that's a thing to watch for uh well i don't know when we'll record it but we have court tonight at 5 p.m uh we have tomorrow morning do we are we doing it early we're doing it early we could do it early you want to do it early well i can't remember if you needed it or not i don't need i don't need to do it early we could do it early we could do it early let's do regular time because that'll give me a chance to grab breakfast with kim or something Perfect. Yep. Sounds good.

All right. So tomorrow couch party, normal time, 10 a.m. Mountain Time. Part two of a fire, or of Serenity. Serenity. Yeah. Love that movie. Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. Normally this would be a play date, but we're going to push play date to, I guess, to July 5th. Yeah. Be fine with me. That'd be good.

Anyway, so that'll be tomorrow morning for you patrons. Please come and do that. Play retro tomorrow afternoon, 1.30 Mountain Time, me and Dunaway. And looking forward to that. Bubble, Bobble on the table. love that game. And also film sack this weekend. To answer somebody to the chat, I don't know who said it, but is there a film sack this weekend?

100% there is. There will be. Roundtable on soundtrack movies. That's right. We may have already recorded said podcast. We may have, yeah, because one of us is going to be on a bike.

Yep, that's how you know. But people like these roundtables, so it works out real good. Yeah. I do too. They're fun. And I don't have to write a song for them, which is also really nice.

Take a nice little break, Brian. A couple, well, every other week in a row that doesn't sound right the way I'm saying it. Anyway. Every other weekend. That'll be this weekend. Can't wait to hear feedback on that. And probably a diary or two. Lots of content. No reason not to keep tuned in.

So check it all out at frogpants.com slash podcast. And of course, coverville.com for all your coverville needs. That is going to do it for us. Frogpants.com slash TMS is our website. Find it, use it. Revel in it. All right. Live it.

Love it. Live it and love it. That is it. for us, Brian, let's play a song. One song today. What is it going to be? One song? If I only could do one song, then this is the one song I'm going to do. TMS mashups, Jamie wrote in and said, Hey, Snort and Blort. I know you haven't heard from much of me as of late. Life has definitely been a roller coaster ride for me. I underwent a transformation, leaving my marriage and finding a new version of myself in this new relationship, both as a partner and as a father. I would like a song that takes on an entirely new identity from the original, where the two are so

insanely different, a metaphor of my new positive outlook on life. Thanks for all to both of you do. Frogpants will always be my second family. Much love to you both. The OG love the show, though. Jamie, TMS mashups. Well, awesome, Jamie, and always great to hear

from you and hope, and good to hear you're doing well. He further said, I leave it in your capable hands as long as it's in the realm of EDM, and he says, I love something in the style of Jake Scott, Forrest, Black, or Teddy Swims. Well, dude, uh in the style of teddy swims you know who does a great teddy swims teddy swims oh you know what teddy swims does

a great cover of blinding lights by the weekend so let's do that this uh is a single that he released in 2020 and it uh it slaps as the kids would say it's fire oh it's fire oh it's fire hello fellow teenager that's definitely not ohio right ohio means bad or terrible i heard that the other day is that a new one? Say less. They'd say things like, oh, man, your car is totally Ohio, and that means it's garbage. Really? Yeah. I think that's not cool. I don't like it at all. It's stereotypic. I don't like it. But the kids are doing it. And if something's good, it's Riz, and if it's bad, it's Ohio. And that's stupid. Anyway. We judge them, Brian. We judge them. I judge them. We should. We should. Skibbitty Ohio Riz. Yep. Yep. That sounds about right. I learned there was a thing. What is Riz short for? It's like

it's uh charisma so it's like uh so if you're like super riszed up it means you're like looking good you look great all that's right and then if you say that one right during trivia a couple weeks ago because we we pieced it out we like figured out art ris it's probably not respect yeah yeah i just i just hope nobody in their d and d games are swapping the word charisma score out for their ris score do a do a ris check got a little 17 or higher on a ris check yeah but the skittity thing i was confused about until i looked it up And it's just this series of animated toilet videos. And when someone says skibbitty toilet, they mean...

You had me an animated toilet videos. You got to see them. They're so weird. Anyway, when you get a minute, just search for skibbitty toilet on YouTube. You'll be shocked. Okay. What's going on there. Anyway.

Good job, kids. Let's play this. Teddy swims in their, his amazing cover of the weekends, Blinding Lights. Awesome. That'll be it for us. We'll see you guys on Monday for another TMS. I've been

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No one around to judge me I can't see clearly when you're gone, gone, gone, and I say, ooh, I blinded by the lights. No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch. And I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night. Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust. I'm running out of time. Because I can see the sunlight of the sky. So I hit the road and overdrive, baby.

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No, I can't sleep Until I feel your touch This show is part of the frogpant network. Yes, get more at frogpant.com