The Morning Stream - TMS 2682: Chasing Amy Pickles
Episode Date: July 30, 2024Like a B movie. Except with Wasps. Say Hello to My Little Fin! Cocaine Shark do-do-do-do.Pools of Dead. 12 Points for a Plastic Spider Ring. Bye, Felicia! Full Leprechaun or Nothing. Everyone Has a Hu...dson Hawk. One of the deformed guy movies. Isn't there a Dead Guy Movie called Weekend Something. A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Choppa. Gentlemen, Start Your Ritchies. Snakes, Adults, and Youthful Ones. Quick Too Much Information. Doing a thousand vibrators with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS is like an arcade full of wonderful games and pinball machines.
One only need to insert a tiny little bill into the Patreon machine at patreon.com slash TMS coming up on the morning stream like a B movie, except with wasps.
Say hello to my little fin.
Cocaine shark doot do do do do do do pools of dead.
12 points for a plastic spider ring.
Bye Felicia.
All leprecha, nor a nothing.
Everyone has a Hudson Hawk.
One of the deformed guy movies.
Isn't there a dead guy movie called Weekend Something?
A funny thing happened on the way to the chopper.
Gentlemen, start your richies.
Snakes, adults, and youthful ones.
Quick, too much information.
Doing a thousand vibrators with Bill.
And more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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The morning stream, the beast with a millionized.
By just last week, I had my entire car millionized.
And it smells great.
Hey, everybody.
Welcome to TMS.
It's the morning stream for Tuesday, July 30th, 2024.
I'm Scott Johnson with Brian Ibbett.
Hello.
Last day of the month or do we get a 31st?
Sorry.
We do get a 31st.
Let's just start off right now and say, I feel like I'm at about 85%, maybe even higher, maybe closer to 90.
This is the best I have felt in seven days, eight days.
If you're close to 90, that puts a 10% growth day over day.
That's impressive.
Yeah, yeah.
I like that.
Definitely.
I mean, it's huge, huge improvements today.
So I feel like, I feel like.
I feel like a Deadpool and Wolverine might be in my near future.
I feel like I might, yeah.
I can't wait to talk to you about it.
I need to talk to somebody about it.
Yeah, I think Tina and I asked her, I said,
all right, so if I test clean Wednesday morning,
are you okay with seeing Deadpool and Wolverine Wednesday night
and then saying trap the very next night at the same theater?
Like going two nights in a row, she's like, yeah, it's fine.
I was hoping. I was thinking you were to go like, yeah, Brian, that sounds great. That's great. Yeah, Brian, that's fine. Totally fine. I can do that. That's good. That's great, though. Well, I'm glad to hear that. That's awesome. And then we can talk about that movie without spoilers. That'll be good. Not on the show. Okay, everybody. Not on the show. No. Maybe we'll do a separate little TMS thing and, you know, make it, we'll just label it as spoilery or put it on the film sack feed or Patreon feed or something. I don't know. We'll do.
figure something out but Luke in our chat room really disliked it he says
deadpool Wolverine was awful one of the worst MCU movies ever dude I could not
disagree harder with you tell me what you consider to be the best MCU movie yeah I'm
really curious about that yeah what's your high mark I really liked Madame Webb
I feel like Madame Webb really nailed the whole zeitgeist well not technically
the MCU. It really captured
the essence. Okay. All right. The Spider-Man
movies, especially Spider-Man
3, where Toby McGuire
dances.
Yeah, I don't like
I like this more, I like this
what Claire just said to.
I like
them all, I liked them,
I liked these, I liked this more
than any of the Spider-Man's.
Except for Spider-Verse. I'd
put Spider-Verse above it, but I like this more than
the Spider-Man's. Yeah.
Really?
Wow, okay.
What did Luke think of the previous two dead pools, pools of dead?
Did you not like those either?
Because to me, these were very consistent, and of the three, I liked it the most.
So, you know.
Dr. Calhoun says, Toby McGuire dancing is the least of the problems with Spider-Man 3.
I don't know, because he gets taken over by the Venom symbiote, right?
And it turns him kind of dark, so he goes and he buys black,
clothes.
Yeah.
All right, fine.
And then, but to show that he's really dark, he comes out of a store.
It's so bad, dude.
That's, that is, oh, my gosh, Peter Parker's gone evil.
Yeah, it's so bad.
And Stephanie Antipats, I don't believe her when she says Spider-Man 3 was awesome.
I don't believe you.
That's not great.
It's so bad.
All right.
I will say this.
I think I only ever saw it once, just the one time in the theaters.
So maybe I need to, maybe I need to give it an.
watch because that's a that's a that's a singular viewing and I just saw it at the time and
was expecting more and maybe maybe watching it now maybe it's better maybe it would change your
maybe you would come to it with just fresh eyes I don't know I think it sucks I think that
movie sucks I'll just say it and I'll stand by it and I'll fight you whoever says three is good
okay Luke says I like the amazing Spider-Man series Ant-Man and most of the X-Men movies all right
Okay, when you say most of the X-Men movies, does that include anything after Days of Future Past?
Yeah, because where's that...
Like, Cocked Whips, Dark Phoenix?
Where's the halfway point?
Because to me, one, two is where it's good.
Three is terrible.
First class brings it back to being good.
Yep.
But then they got kind of...
The Days of Future Past was pretty good.
It was not bad, but not, maybe not quite as good, but not bad.
And then everything after that bad.
So I think the majority of those are still bad.
in my case here's the thing though you know what everybody gets to have their thing it's totally
fine exactly totally fine we're not going to yuck your yum if you like x-men 3 then uh then we're
not gonna yuck your yum right plus those are all not none of those are MCU although i guess
they are now right um well just different universes different earths don't say anything i don't
know if there's if you're if if if there's something you saw that that oh no it's not based on
the movie. What I'm thinking is like, if you absorb all of this and by the
by sheer nature of saying, hey, Hugh Jackman, come back and do a thing. I think that's basically
them saying, well, you're rolling us in, you know? Let's, let's not even, uh, let's not even
bring Deadpool and Wolverine into the mix, but, um, Deadpool now part of the MCU and making those
first two movies canon as part of the MCU as well. Right. That's true. Um, in Deadpool,
one or two?
Which one is it where
you know he makes
he's at he's at
the mansion
and he says
you know how come
they can never afford
to show anybody
but you colossus
it's like
there's all these
other X-Men
how come it's only you
and they walk by a door
and it's Kelsey Grammer
and Famca Jansen
and
Marsden and all right
I think it was the first one
I think it might have been the first one
and nope two
it was in two Claire
I swear it was one
well at what
Not says one.
Fight me.
Actually, you know what?
I know it was one because I've seen that scene and I haven't seen two.
I didn't get time to catch up.
So I still haven't seen two.
You didn't watch two before?
I tried.
I tried.
Turns out there's very little connective tissue.
It didn't matter that much.
Yeah.
No, but it's so great.
Yeah, I need to watch two.
I still will, but I just ran out of time.
But here's the thing.
It's all, it's all going to be weird.
It's all going to be mixed up eggs for a while.
That's how it is because they're rolling all this stuff in.
They're trying to try to make it all make sense.
I mean, hats off to him for even trying.
I don't know how they're going to do it.
But good luck to him.
All right, let's move on to something that we can talk about, Scott.
I'm just going to reiterate, or not reiterate,
I'm going to underscore a couple of your recent recommendals.
Do it.
Tina and I are about six episodes into Shogun.
Freaking amazing.
So good.
Yeah.
And I'm doing the solo watch of the gentleman.
Oh, so good.
And that's really good, too.
I did not realize, and you probably said this, but each one, the first two,
feel like a
two-hour guy richie movie
the third one feels like its own little
standalone guy richie movie
um
oh yeah they're great yeah they're very good
it has an amazing coming together
throughout the season
it is one of my favorite shows
Netflix has ever done
I loved it and I really like the movie
the movie the gentleman is also
yeah yeah I think I recommended that
a couple years ago but that movie is worth
worth seeing this is not a replacement
for that or a retelling of that it is just
in universe
and it's awesome.
Oh my gosh, I loved it so much.
I'm totally digging it.
Okay, so let's get to our actual top topics.
Let's do it.
So something funny happened yesterday.
Not funny.
I don't know if this is funny.
It kind of made me laugh, but I'm outside as I try to get a little sun every day, you know, just out there chilling.
And I got the dog with me.
And Rainer's limping on her one of her feet.
We're not sure why.
We think she's got like a sliver.
And so I'm thinking, oh, just keep an eye on her.
I'm going to see if I can help get it out.
She's licking it and favoring it.
And also, if anyone tries to touch it, she'd yanks it away.
And anyway, all that stuff.
But she's kind of walking around the backyard doing okay.
And then suddenly she freezes, looks around as if there's something there.
And like possessed, she's just like, just suddenly freaking out.
And I go, you okay, girl?
And she starts to run.
And she runs and then stops.
pops and then and she's acting like her foot doesn't even hurt anymore and she's now she's now
like jerking her head around again and looking around it and then going and then ran this way
and they did the same thing and pivoted and did and kept doing this i'm like are you okay what's going on
i thought maybe she got saw ghost i didn't know what i don't even believe in ghosts but boy
pouty my dog might i figured you know so then i spy with my little eye crawling just underneath
or wriggling just underneath her collar
is a big fat mother effing
wasp.
Oh, no.
And I thought, is she getting stung over and over?
Like, what's going on here?
Now, she didn't yelp really,
and that would be a thing she would do.
If she gets hurt at all, she yelps.
And I get up, and now I'm in emergency mode
as I'm like, I got to get that thing out of there.
And she won't hold still
because she can't even tell what's going.
She doesn't know what's going on.
She just knows there's something on her
that's moving around and she can't shake it.
And it's pushed under her.
her thing, her, her collar is pressing it down. Oh, geez. Yeah, it's bad. So I go over there
and I'm like kind of flicking the collar forward to see if I can get it to, you know,
lift up and then the thing will fly out is the idea. And that eventually works. But that B is now
pissed that wasp. And if she's not stung as best I can, in fact, I know she's not because I've
checked her since. And this morning, her neck is fine. Yeah, she never got stung. So I don't know
I think it was trying to stinger, didn't get through the fur, I don't know what.
But here's the worst part.
This is the part that reminds me of some B movie from the 70s.
I flicker collar, the B flies, or the wasp flies out.
It is clearly pissed, like buzzing loud and coming right after her, like ricocheting off
of stuff, just really mad wasp.
So I go, Rainer getting to house.
You know?
Get to the chopper.
Exactly.
I was like slow motion almost.
I go and I open the door and I kind of kick her in and she runs in and I look behind me
and the B, the wasp is like barren down on it.
It's just like coming at the door.
This is where the movie would have like a POV shot from the B's perspective and it's
coming towards the door.
Kind of like that, yeah.
And I could, I mean, in the moment, it felt very, very action movie.
And so it is really chasing me.
So finally, I get in the door barely, I just kind of squeeze through and then I slam it.
The B smacks into the glass.
class.
Whack!
Like it was coming.
It was coming to get me, for sure.
I hate B season.
We're in the thick of it now.
Be and fly season.
That's around August is when this starts happening here.
And I hate it so much because I love my time out there chilling with a little shade,
nice warm day, drinking a little cold drink, chilling with the dogs.
I don't need this bullshit.
Mm-mm.
So I'm super annoyed.
Wasps are A-holes.
F-off wasps.
Yes, they are.
She's okay, though.
She didn't get stung, and we don't even know.
We've never got, she's never been stung, so we don't know if she's, like, even, like, allergic or any of that.
And we do have it.
We do have it.
We do have an EpiPen if we had to.
We could stick it in her and do the business.
Wow.
I don't want to, though.
I really don't want to.
No, no, of course not.
So anyway, yeah, enjoy the August flies and bees everywhere.
Most of the country has some of this.
And it depends on how wet our winters were in terms of how soon we get it.
We had a very wet winter, lots of snow.
And when that happens, we get them end of July.
If we have a dry summer or dry winter, then we get flies and bees later, like mid-August.
But either way, the bees are coming.
So if you don't have them, that's great.
Congratulations.
Well done.
So there's that story.
Let's talk about some snakes.
Speaking of creatures that, you know, nature.
Let's talk about nature.
Why does it have to be snakes?
Here's an anonymous writer who wrote in to our text line 801471040 and said the following, about snakes, adults, and youthful ones.
Because we talked, I think, with Bobby, about how the younger the snakes are, the less they can control their venom.
Right.
Do you remember that?
I think we talked about that.
Yep.
I was on the show when that happened when we were talking about that.
It says, for TMS, from a medical website, no, it's a common misconception that juvenile snakes cannot control how much venom they deliver in a bite.
and are therefore more dangerous.
First, juveniles do have the ability to regulate how much venom they release.
Secondly, even if juveniles did not have that control,
their total venom volume is much less than that of an adult snake.
Huh.
That sounds like testosterone and people.
That's right.
Exactly.
Don't worry, son.
You'll be spitting out tons of venom in no time.
Yeah, you'll be fine.
You'll be fine, boy.
All right. Well, that clears that up, I guess. I don't know if there's any rebuttals, but apparently it's a common misconception, according to this anonymous textor that that was the case. Thank you, Anonymous.
Yeah, well done. Also, Tyler wrote in, says, hey, Scott, I'm still way behind on TMS, but I heard you talking pre-show about how wipeout was the game that got you into electronic music. It's true. It did. The wipeout series is fundamental to my love of electronic music. He says, for me, it was wipeout XL on the PlayStation 1. I would agree. I think it was probably the same game. I looked up.
every group on that soundtrack and ended up buying CDs of all of them.
And because of the audio tracks on the game disc were playable on my CD car,
that game disc lived in my car for a while.
It's true.
So, Brian, you may remember this, but the PS1 discs were black on the backside.
Yeah, yeah.
Which was really cool, I thought, at the time, because.
And they came in, and they came in boxes that were this big.
Yeah, they came in much different.
I have some right over there.
I have Resident Evil sitting right over there.
Yep.
And you could put those in your car, and as long as you skipped plat,
past track one
you were good because if you
played track one though you're going to blow your speakers out
because it was the data track
for the game itself. Oh yes
right yes so you had to jump ahead
and get to the music or else you were screwed
it's quickly too in those games
and they were so easy to
like as soon as like CD burners
came out there was no copy protection
you just copied it
it was like nothing but anyway
if you were around at that
time and you liked those
you'll be like me
and this texter
I mean that was
literally where I started
to love electronic music
of all kinds
and I never stopped
I still go back and listen
to those same tracks
there's like
such a great
sound track
when I pre
and you probably got this too
when you pre bought
your PS1
while you were waiting
before that magical date
whatever September
or whatever it was
they gave you a preview CD that had music on it
and then it had a game or something on it
that was another track on the disc
and it was like oh you can put this in your CD player
and listen to the songs but just don't you know
always skip over track one
and I'm trying to remember what that was
that was like a little preview disc
I think I still had a ton of it had like five six demos on it or something right
game demos yeah yeah I think so
like a battle arena to Shinden and Ridge Racer and all those launch titles I think were on there
yeah so you had those you had that jumping frog or whatever it was whatever that summer
summer games ESPN summer games or whatever that was um I actually bought that game based on
the demo I liked it I did too yeah with the you were like on a motorcycle me yeah it was a little
it was it reminded me a road rage or road rash rather yeah and you were on like skates and then there
was bikes and there was like and it was like this weird mix of like polygonal background but your
characters were all 2d sprites it was weird i don't think that game's probably any good today if
you played it it's probably bad no no i'm sure it's not yeah but to shindon also bad by the way
i played that recently bad game did you really yeah it's not good boy i liked at the time what i
liked about it was uh the 3d circular platform and your evasive move was yeah yeah you do a little
tumbled left or right yeah no i mean in its day
It was like, ooh, this is like virtual fighter, but at home, like we were, everybody was so excited.
And I played that in, too, and they were at the time, pretty awesome.
But they do, if you go play them now and I'm not saying anyone, you know, go out and rip it off or whatever.
But I have that ROM.
It's bad.
Is it okay?
That is a bad fighting game.
And it's just a thing that it was at the time and it's okay for it to be bad, everyone.
Anyway, what a time.
What a place.
One more.
Oh, yeah.
There's electronic music in that game.
God, it was a puzzler.
What was it?
It was, I think, the game gear.
Maybe it was the, geez.
It was a puzzler with music videos that played in the background behind the boxes you were dropping.
Oh, is it the one that's not the one with the big rolling dice boxes where you're a little guy.
No, no, not intelligent cube.
I love that one.
That's another one.
too what a cool
but it was
you would
what was the deal with it
would you drop
cute
we drop squares
and then
oh
you're thinking of a
PSP title
called
um yes
it came down
luminous
luminous
luminous
luminous
little little quad
lumines
yeah lumines
yeah lumines people
called it
lumines came down
with like a little
it was like a square
and it'd be different
colored cubes in the square
right for
yes
yeah that's what it was for
that's another great music soundtrack on that thing too yeah there's versions of that on newer stuff too you can play
i think i think i downloaded on my phone and played it for a while yeah now i know now i know where to find it
what it's called uh we have a commiserating text about uh COVID uh for TMS hey guys I have something
in common with Brian he says I've got COVID too tested positive on Saturday it's my first time
and hopefully my last hope Brian feels better uh anonymous well Brian
And we've already talked about your percentage, but we now say to this anonymous listener,
he'll fath...
Oh, you know, one thing I do like about COVID, I'll say there's one redeeming thing about
COVID.
In most cases, some people get a long COVID thing that lasts forever, and I feel terrible
for those people.
But for those who just kind of have it, deal with it, and then are over it, the tail
end of it was quick.
It was like, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible.
And then suddenly, I was like, all right, I'm much better now.
instead of like months of a cough or months of you know like you kind of get with flus and stuff
it was way easier toward the end for me i can't speak for everybody else but for me it was
no it's it's it feels like the the tail end of this thing is really um like there's a quicker
recovery time than i had at the other time i got it like it was yeah yeah then there's people
get stuff forever carter's got weird breathing stuff from hers and i was sure i'd be i just
felt like I was a good target for it, but I did okay. I don't want it ever again, though.
I'm done. Done with COVID. F off. F off COVID. We still have friends. Like, Randy still has
never had COVID, you know? Randy still hasn't? Wow. And I know James Grammer doesn't have it,
but Sarah does. Oh, I like Sarah. I mean, James is all right, but I like Sarah a lot.
Right, exactly. Yeah. She's a sweetie.
All right, Brian, it's time for us to play a game. And I'm not going to ask Brian questions.
No, no, no, no. Brian's going to ask me questions.
So explain what you're going to do to me today.
Yeah, so we all love the late, great Don LaFontaine, like over 5,000 movie trailers that he did.
And, of course, he's known for his, in a world.
So I've got a few Don LaFontaine movie clips or movie trailer clips.
And I want to give them, like, basically play them for you.
I'm not going to tell you the year unless you ask me to.
Okay.
And so we'll see how you do it.
If you get it, you can, on any of these, you can ask me the year and you'll, we'll just subtract a point.
I don't, I don't even know points.
I don't know why we're talking points because what are you going to use these points for?
You'll buy a tattoo in the gift shop after you're done.
I was going to say, a little plastic spider ring or something like that back there.
Yeah, that's what you'll get.
Yes, exactly.
You need, you need 12 points to redeem for a plastic spider ring.
Excellent.
Excellent, excellent.
And you get two points if you get it without the year, one point if you get it with the year.
Okay.
All right, I'm down.
Let's see if I can do this.
Let's start with this first one right here, and here we go.
Ever reach a point in your life when you say to yourself, this is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do, and it ain't that great?
Happy birthday.
For Mitch Robbins, turning 39 wasn't the end of the world.
it just felt like it okay uh is this multiple choice or i just got to come up with it nope you
got to come up with it all right i'm going yeah of course um i'm going to say so that was
billy crystal obviously very good and i'm torn between city slickers and when harry met sally
39 oh geez um yeah what movie did billy crystal look like he could have been 39 in that's good
that's a good way to think yeah and the answer is all of them unfortunately um i'm gonna go with
i'll go with this is a toss-up i'll just say city slickers i don't know city slickers city slickers
is correct two points okay i mean so who's keeping track of these score i better run okay you are i'm down
Yeah, 1991.
All right, let's go to the next one.
See how you do with this.
All right.
What?
We're an unlikely hero.
You definitely need some tic-tac for something because your breath stinks.
Rescues a fair princess.
You didn't slay the dragon?
It's all my to-do-lil-law.
That's Shrek.
Without a doubt.
Absolutely Shrek.
Okay.
There we go.
There we go.
Play the Kristen Bell.
All right, let's get to this one right here.
in a land of eternal beauty and infinite mystery a legend was born the story of a warrior the woman he loved a daring outlaw
and a princess destined to become a warrior.
Shit.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, they got tough all of a sudden.
Um.
36 seconds long.
I'm back in the plate again.
It does sound like, um,
I mean,
it's something that takes itself kind of seriously.
Mm-hmm.
I'm going to go with, um.
Don't forget.
You can always ask for the year.
Oh, what's the year?
2001.
Wow, that made it harder because I had some,
I was thinking of something much earlier.
Okay, 2001, the Antonio Banderas 13th Warrior thing.
Ooh, great guess.
And that is,
your laundry's done.
That is incorrect, crouching tiger, hidden dragon.
that's good in a world all right that's good that's a real that was a misdirect because it felt like a traditional like you know princess and and bravery yeah it totally did right exactly a princess destined to become a warrior that's really good all right let's go to this one right here okay at first you will want to turn away from him
then you may find him a silent unresisting target for your ridicule stand up
stand up
turn around
mister why's your head so big mister
but if you come to know him
great
what great editing man
just some killer editing in that
in that clip
can I get a year on that one
if you'd like it takes you down one point
the year is 1980
oh then I think that's probably
I was thinking mask with
sharing that I think that's probably
like elephant man.
That is the elephant man.
Very good.
Oh, geez.
Okay.
I knew it had to be one of the deformed guy movies where he's really sweet under all that horrible deformation.
Of course.
Don't judge a book by its cover movies.
Yep, exactly.
I'm not an animal.
All right.
Let's get to number five.
Yeah.
Say make.
These were taken at the West Highland Police Station.
1984. You were there.
Anytime.
Terminator 2 Judgment Day.
That's exactly right. Yeah. No point in playing the whole 21 second clip on that one.
I wasn't 100% sure it could have been three, but it felt right.
Yeah. No, it's as soon as you hear the
it's like, okay, come on now.
All right, number six.
For Larry and Richard.
How are you?
This is a place to die for
You have to kill them, Vito.
A little rusty, but it'll come back to me.
What, should we just walk in?
But what they don't realize
No, we'll stand out here on weekend.
Come on, we're having you.
Is while they're checking in.
Forget the accident with the two guys.
Take care of a long max.
Oh, shit.
That's so weirdly familiar to me.
80s era, so probably
oh gosh um oh um oh uh uh uh dead uh dead guy um dead guy um dead guy uh uh dead guy uh we got a dead guy going with us we're going everywhere with a dead guy what's that called uh uh shit
all right to improve my chances because I can't think of the name can you give me the year
even though I'll give you the year 1989 89 that can't be what I was thinking of then I don't know I
give up oh you you knew it it's weekend at burning oh it's weekend at birdie I couldn't
think of the name yeah you knew exactly what it was we're walking around everywhere with a dead guy
I'm also a little surprised that was 89.
I thought that was earlier.
No.
I don't know why.
Sadly.
To me, that's like 82, 83 in my head.
Oh, really?
I'm usually good with years and movies, but that one is way off.
All right.
Let's get to this one in a world.
I take it that's not good.
Miramax Films presents a comedy that tells it like it feels.
She's been around and seen things we've only read about in books.
So what did you do last night?
Got lucky.
Oh my gosh
Um
Late 80s, I'm guessing.
Um,
shit.
Maybe 90s.
The audio quality was pretty good.
So maybe 90s.
All right.
I'll just say, uh,
I don't know.
Not dazed and confused.
What's the other one?
Beetlejuice girl and
Ethan Hawk.
My some kind of, no, not some kind of wonderful.
Actually, I might say some kind of wonderful.
I'll say that.
Oh, no, I just remembered it.
No, not reality.
Reality something.
Reality.
Is it just reality?
ah i'll go with i'll go with some kind of wonderful i don't know you're thinking reality bites
that is not it oh that is uh oh chasing amy and kevin smith mirror max would have been the the
clue on that one too because of uh shit yeah did not get that and also confession i've never
seen chasing amy never seen oh really yeah i think i've only seen i've seen three kevin smith
movies. You've seen mall rats? You've seen
clerks. Clerks, clerks too
and mall rats. Oh, no way.
Is it mall rats? No, no, no. I've seen mull rats.
I've seen dogma. Definitely seen dogma.
Yeah. And Jay and Sina Bob struck back. I didn't see that.
Well, it's not great.
You didn't need to see it, but you saw it.
All right, let's get to this one.
For centuries, the society of the black dragon
has sanctioned an ancient right of combat.
Known as the Kumite.
Open only to the world's most beautiful warriors.
It has never been won by a Western Earth.
You are.
I'm going to guess that's Jean-Claude Van Dam's...
Hold on.
Bloodsport.
Is that blood sport?
Oh, my gosh, dude.
Good job.
The Kubit.
Yeah, I can't remember.
I just remember it being a thing where, hey, this white guy, what's he doing here?
and that was a part that gave it away.
No Westerners ever won this thing before.
Okay.
All right, very good.
Let's get to number nine.
Ten million dollars for the microchip.
Mr. Boprey.
We will find it.
Their mission is deadly.
It has to be on a plane.
We are going to Chicago.
Their technology.
is state of the art.
The 26 miners in the 14 houses
we haven't checked. Their strategy
is unheard of. We're going to work
houses in broad daylight. It's the
suburbs. Nobody's home
during the day. They've
got the perfect plan.
That's the house. Tomorrow
we hit.
He's
got the chicken pox.
He's got
the chicken pox?
He's got the chicken pox?
the chicken box oh shit
uh i better do a year on this one or i'm not going to get anything or
nineteen ninety seven for this oh cinematic masterpiece did not sound like a
like a like a like a movie that recent i guess 97's a long time ago now um yeah
that one's hard dude uh um what was the send in the floater no that was 80s
Is that freejack?
Freejack?
I shouldn't tell you my things.
Was it?
Well, is it?
What's his?
I'll tell you now, it's not that.
It's not free jack.
I wouldn't have said it.
I would have given you the answer there.
Here's the chicken pox.
That sounds like a joke.
Like the rest of the trailer is going to be like,
ha, how we fooled you into thinking this was like a big espionage thing.
But no, it's really just.
I don't know.
I'll say, oh, like a kid.
Oh, uh, um, uh, oh, I don't know if that's the right year, though.
I'm going to screw this up.
Home alone, two.
Oh, my gosh.
So close.
Home Alone 3.
Oh!
I'm damn impressed.
I forgot there was three.
Yeah.
Oh.
Of course.
A lot of people would like to forget that there was three.
That must have been way later.
And that's a different kid, right?
It's not.
Yeah, I think that wasn't the collie Culkin.
I think that was when they brought the new kid in.
Oh, I came so close.
I was like Icarus, Brian, and the sun.
I know.
You got so close to the sun, then your wings melted.
Oh, it's a shame.
I feel like I should give you.
If it comes down to it, if you're one point away from the little plastic spider ring,
I'll give it to you based on that one.
All right.
Let's get to number 10.
All right.
You made an appointment with a man.
Marriage broker?
When I was your age, I was married, I had a life.
Oh!
A dog should live alone, not people.
When an uptown girl...
She's great.
He's funny, honest, direct.
Gets fixed up with a downtown guy.
He makes pickles.
Pickles, huh?
Pickles, sir?
He says pickles.
Pickles? You are joking.
They both end up on the Rocky Road to romantic comedy.
Hmm.
The guy makes pickles?
Pickles?
shit i better do year too what's the year uh that one was nineteen uh 88 88 okay
can tell by the editing where they they don't try and actually soften the blend between
people talking it's like kachunk yeah definitely a time of that era practically midword
yeah so 88 oh gosh uh this is no way i'm getting this uh
Romantic comedy.
I'll just say
That's too early.
No, maybe it's about right.
It's not going to be right, though.
I'll say when Harry met Sally,
because I don't know.
I have no idea.
It is not.
I'm glad you didn't put us through that one.
It was Crossing Delancey.
A few people in the chat room got that one.
I don't think I've ever seen it.
Who's in there?
No, I don't think.
Michael Douglas, I believe.
I don't think I've even heard of it.
That's weird.
I don't know who the woman is.
Was it successful?
Like a big deal?
People.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's popular.
No,
not Michael Douglas.
Who was it?
Jeannie.
Jeannie was the first one to get it in the chat room.
Oh, Amy.
Adams, Brennaman.
The one of Stephen Spielberg's wife, right?
Oh, Amy.
Or not Amy.
Amy Pickles.
Amy Pickles.
Amy Irving.
Amy Irving.
Oh, Amy Irving.
Wait, she the one for?
from Temple of Doom?
That's not any of everything.
No, no, that's the other one.
The one he had the affair with and then married.
Right.
Why don't he had the affair?
I don't know how that went.
I shouldn't cast aspersions.
I don't know how that went.
All right.
Let's get to number 11.
Let's let's wash the taste of that one out of our mouths.
Clearly, I don't know.
Yeah, Kate Capshaw.
That's the one.
Kate Capshaw.
Duh.
All right.
All right.
Let's get to this one.
Here you go, number 11.
We still got one prisoner on accounted for.
Mark Roberts.
A daring escape.
A cross-country manhunt.
No one had seen anything like it.
I have.
All right, gentlemen, we're going to divide up and search every house, hospital, hotel.
Oh.
And backwater for Mr. Mark J. Roberts.
Okay, that's not, this is a trick one.
That's not the fugitive.
That's the other one.
and it's called
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
U.S.
Marshalls, U.S.S. Marshals.
Oh, very good.
Two points on that one.
Oh, that actually hurt.
Yeah.
That actually caused pain.
You are at 11 points.
You need 12 to get the plastic spider ring.
Okay.
How you do you?
All right.
All right.
I did say I would give you a Home Alone 3 for getting Home Loan 2.
But we'll see.
We'll see if I feel how generous I feel after this one.
All right.
Last one.
Here we go.
All right.
Blount at the 10, the 5, touchdown.
In a world where professional sports had sunk to a new low.
Two guys invented a game.
Oh, basketball.
That took them to the big time.
Sorry, I didn't mean to cut it short, but yeah, basketball.
Yeah.
Yep.
That was the end.
It actually was the end of the clip right there.
Oh, is that?
but in a world
I love that movie at the time
I don't know how it holds up now
probably still okay but
I have never seen it
I did get it from that clip
just because I knew the story
but I also have the soundtrack
because it's got a lot of good covers on it
that real fish cover of
take on me for example
but congratulations
you got 13 points
yeah look at that you guys
I won the ring give me the ring
you got the spider little plastic spider ring
yeah one size fits all and it's going to turn your finger green sorry but uh you won it this time
fletcher gives me the win congratulations thanks scott fletcher i appreciate it and to all my uh fabulous
followers thank you for helping me get to where i am today that was awesome i love that's a fun thing
that's a fun little um weird i mean he that's an endless thing too you could come up with so many
with him doing that because he was so prolific back he had over 5,000 trailers that he that he that he
narrated over 5,000. I'd love that. Well, well done, Brian, and rest in peace,
Don LaFontaine. Yeah, yeah. May the future look bright. He had a kind of villain face,
even though he was a nice guy. He kind of did, yeah, yeah. He looked like he could be a diehard
sub thug, like a mini boss, not the big boss, but a mini boss. Yeah, somebody you'd have to take out
before you got to the guy who played death in those Bill and Ted movies.
Oh, the other guy, see what you're saying, yeah.
I can't remember his name.
He's great, though.
I love him.
Yes.
Shawshank Redemption, other stuff.
Yes.
Well, well done.
That was awesome.
We should do more of these in the future.
Let's now do a very quick take at the news today.
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Yep, we've got the new Mega Picker. I want to play with it. I want to try it.
Yeah, Mega Picker. And let you get anything you want. You just pull it up. And I already own every single game they've ever made. So it's not like we have to go get anything.
Have you looked at it? How's the interface? I haven't touched it at all. I only downloaded it and I just haven't had time.
I'm going to look at it today, but from what I hear, from what the reviews say,
it makes just surfacing what you want to play at the moment just super, super easy.
And people have been begging for this for years, so it's nice.
They finally did it.
And it's free, by the way.
If you have a, if you got, I think it's on Steam only right now, but I think it'll end up coming to the console versions of all the jackbox stuff.
I think.
I don't know that for sure.
Hando, we didn't do it.
We were going to do a play day on Friday, but we didn't because I was sick.
So we pushed it to, we bumped it to this week.
Yeah, Brian was illin.
I was illen.
He was illen.
I was laid up on the couch watching, uh, watching, uh, unbreakable split and, uh, glass
one right after the other.
That's a good, a good little thing to do, I think.
It's a good trilogy, yeah.
All right.
Uh, let's get to the, uh, the deal here.
We get this story about a New Jersey man.
He has admitted to decapitating a seagull after it attempted to take fries from his daughter.
Oh my God.
I don't know if this is an eye for an eye situation.
If the punishment fits.
the crime my gosh i don't think it does i think i think cutting off a bird's head is pretty
crazy um but anyway a south jersey man and maybe i don't know if monica's listening she can
explain the south jersey man mentality maybe there's a problem there i don't know it's uh the
soprano we saw those the sopranos oh right yeah they were all you know all about south jersey
they were they were definitely south jersey right i think they were i'd not sure you know what i take
that back i don't know what part of new jersey uh sopranos was in they wanted all of it so
maybe that doesn't matter but anyway oh chat said i already talked about this when did i talk
about this. I don't remember. Yeah, I don't remember talking about this story. I didn't talk about it
with Bobby because I put it in after. Did we do the story last week? Did we really? Why do
when did we do it? Because I was only on the Tuesday show and it would have been. They are saying
you did it with Bobby. I must have because I don't, but I don't remember it at all. Let's see,
third degree criminal cruelty. I was arrested. I don't remember talking about it. So I guess we
did. Yeah. So I'll move on to this one.
sharks off Brazil's coast test positive for cocaine how you like that one i know we didn't do this one
yeah cocaine sharks oh no shit uh sharks off the coast of brazil tested positive for cocaine according
to scientists marine biologists tested 13 Brazilian sharp-nosed sharks taken from the shores of rio
de genero and found that they all tested for high levels of cocaine and their muscles and
livers all 13 test sharks say hello to my little fin
that's really good
that's a good one
sorry he caught me off guard
where the hell was I oh
concentrations were as much as a hundred times higher
than previously reported for other aquatic creatures
the research carried out by Oswaldo
Cruz Foundation
I don't know who that is no idea
I don't either yeah the penguin
I don't know Oswaldo Cruz Foundation
says it's the first to find the presence of cocaine
and sharks experts believe the cocaine
is making its way into the waters via illegal labs
where the drug is manufactured
through excrement
of drug users.
So people taking a dump.
Oh, no way.
So that's how it's getting into the sharks
is through people shit?
Oh my gosh.
People shit, shark shit.
That's what we got now.
Damn.
Packs of cocaine lost or dumped in traps.
Cs are also a source.
So sometimes some of that stuff gets dumped in the sea.
Sarah Novace, a marine exotologist,
or toxicologist, rather,
at the Marine and Environmental Sciences Center
in the Polytechnic University of Leria, Learia, I don't know,
told scientists magazine that the findings are very important
and potentially worrying.
All females in the study were pregnant,
but the consequences of cocaine exposure
for the fetuses of the sharks are unknown.
According to experts, further research is required, they say.
So anyway.
Finish that line because that's actually...
Oh, further research is required to ascertain whether cocaine is
changing the behavior of the sharks.
Yeah.
Boy.
I can't imagine, like, is a shark going to get even more crazy hopped up on cocaine?
I hope not.
That seems bad.
Yeah.
You know?
Like, it's always exaggerated how many shark attacks there are here.
Right.
But I did hear somewhere that this year they were up a little, and maybe it's the cocaine sharks.
Oh, really?
It's the cocaine sharks.
The, uh, I was surprised that it comes out of people's d' doo-do.
that that's what's doing it.
I mean, partially, and it's also like dumping.
Because every movie ever would have you believe
that drug dealers flushed cocaine down the toilet all the time.
Yeah, that's how they get,
when the feds come, they immediately flush it.
That's what you do.
Everything gets flushed, yeah.
And that's possible, some of that.
I'm guessing most of it is,
it's a combination of the ones where they dump it at sea,
because that does happen, and the poopy.
I think those are your two sources.
Wow.
Maybe they're just super focused,
sharks aren't necessarily going to be erratic and crazy.
Maybe they're just like, ah, the stimulant.
I feel like I can get everything done today that I had on my to-do list, they say.
That's right.
Oh, my God.
Now they're day trading.
That's right.
I can eat these three porpoises.
I can do day trading, and while I'm at it, I can do a rewatch of mash in the background.
Like, they've got it all going on.
Anyway, that was a weird story.
We're going to take a break now.
When we come back from this break, we're going to talk with Bill.
Bill, who makes things, he'll be here.
That's right.
Punish props in his house before we do that, though.
song break let's go to Athens and I believe this is the one in Georgia not the one in Greece
this is some hard rock some people be like saying hey Brian no you're not playing any hard rock
on the indie in the middle fine I'll change that right now I'll play some hard rock for you
yeah confirmed Athens Georgia this is a band called ashes to omens and they kind of combine
they take hard rock combined with alternative and post grunge into something
something actually really cool.
Produced by Michael Gavarez, and they've got an album coming out.
This is the first track from said album, the first single from said album.
It's called My Favorite Sin.
Here is Ashes to Omen's.
Another chill has found a way
Cross my flesh I am
And still a shown call
To end it all has kept me all alone
But now I know
This hope you have
I can't forget
Until our flesh
Towers again
You are my turn resent
I can't get enough
It cuts me like a knife
And it's what I love
It gives me what I need
And it wants my blood
You come and go again
You leave you with a grin
You are my favorite sin
I never thought
That I'd get lost
In this like I do
But it
It brings me straight to the edge
And cause me into you
And now you know
This hold you have
Brings me to my knees
Oh baby, don't you know
That you are my favorite sin
I can get enough
It cuts me like a knife
And it's what I love
It gives me what I need
And it wants my blow
You come and come
again, you leave you with a grand, you are my family slim.
I keep getting a lot of death in the same.
If I keep getting a lot of this nature is going to win.
Deep and think we come to the same.
If I swim in the sea, I'm drowning in the sea.
I'm telling it in the end
For a second
Of the place I do it all again
Get enough
It cuts me like a knife
And it's what I love
It gives me what I need
And it wants my blood
You come and go again
You leave you with a grant
You are my favorite sin
circle circle where can you be what do we look for and what do we see i'm a wheel on escape a clock or a plate i curve around in an endless line it's the polisar
And we've returned.
Brian, I would like to know who that was one more time, if you don't mind.
That's a band in a band called Ashes to Omen's.
This is their first new single in a long time.
My Favorite Sin.
They've also released a music video for it.
Go check it out that Ashes to Omen's, they'll be touring and releasing their new album, soon.
Very nice.
Soon with a asterisked.
that's right trademark or registered trademark by the way if you are a marvel snap player
alliances just came out and um we've got one it's uh called the core alliance and uh you can find
it in game that's very nice i like that a lot big thanks to whoever set up the core alliance
very nice yeah i see is that based on the show core like from that that's based on your show
your show core oh i didn't know that that's awesome yeah that's a great name
The Core Alliance.
I just like the name.
It is Coralliance.
And we're in a game with marvelous superhero cars.
Fantastic.
Check this out, y'all.
There's still something wrong, isn't there, Bill?
Oh, Bill, with the fart at the end.
Hey, it's Bill Duran, everybody, joining us from the Pacific Northwest and the home of PunishedProps.com.
Welcome back to the show, man.
Hello, and good morning.
Good to chat with you.
Fine friends.
Oh, yes.
It's been a while, I feel like.
I don't know why.
It's only about a month.
About a month, but it's just, I don't know, it feels like forever sometimes.
Sometimes it feels like you were just here, so I can't, I can't explain it.
It's science.
Anyway, it's good to have you here, man.
How are things up there?
You guys doing all right and everything, you know, holding together and no COVID?
It's been pretty awesome lately.
We've been quite busy.
Yeah.
But we've finished a few things since we last talked.
Oh, well, let's talk about what you got going right now.
What's up?
uh well i have a big project to talk about today but i do want to mention that last week i did
sew a tabard for felicia day oh oh i saw your yeah i saw your youtube i haven't watched it yet but
uh that's really cool that's great our buddy joel the 3d printing nerd um was uh working with her
to make a costume that she wore in the show supernatural and she wanted that costume to keep so
she turned to us that's fantastic he made some shoulder armor for her and i
I am, and I made the tavern.
That's great.
She is a wonderful human being and an old friend of the show.
We interviewed her back on the instance way back in the day.
I tried like crazy to get her back on.
Yeah, in the guild days.
And it's been really hard just because she's so busy now.
But she's a total sweetheart.
That's awesome you got to do this for her.
I adore her even though she called the Coverville 500 venue.
This looks like a big banquet hall.
Oh, man.
It was all I could get last minute after the place I originally booked was canceled, but okay, okay, Felicia.
Bye, Felicia, you said to her.
Well, anyway, this is cool.
So how does one do this?
You know, you look at what do you look at old footage and go, man, I got a lot of work here to do.
How do you start a project like this?
I looked at the clips from the show, but it's basically a tabert is like a sleeveless t-shirt.
Patterting it isn't too much of a challenge.
I sized it based on her proportions and then split it up and sewed it all together.
But believe it or not, that wasn't the big project we did this last month.
Yeah.
Well, that's, so that was just a, I mean, look, when you're just doing a side project for Felicia Day,
I'm sure your big project is something really impressive.
What's the big project?
So the big one, our friend Jonah Loeb is an artist.
He used to work for Bethesda.
He now works for himself.
But at Bethesda, he designed things like giants and dragons and druggers for Skyrim.
He did a bunch of stuff for Fallout.
Oh, my.
Yeah.
He's, yes.
He's just a ridiculously talented artist, super cool dude.
He's working on his own now, and he's launching a Kickstarter for his new graphic novel.
It looks really super charming.
He's writing it, too, or just doing the art?
He's writing it.
He's doing the art.
This is his baby.
and they launched the Kickstarter, and to help promote it,
Brittany and I made a prop from the graphic novel.
So the villain has this giant crazy axe.
Here, I'll link to the Kickstarter there.
It's still live right now.
Is that?
Okay.
I was going to ask.
So when it launched, it had this high-tier reward for an axe that we made,
this giant axe from the villain made.
And of course, we made a video to show how he did it
so that we can help promote it with the video.
Runa.
Runa is the name of the axe.
It's so cool.
This is gorgeous.
Look at this underground city built into the roots of a giant world tree.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
I had a feeling you dig this.
I love crap like that.
Like subterranean city stuff is one of my, oh my gosh, I love that.
That's great.
Very cool.
So the graphic novel follows the hero, this level one little skeleton named Quiet,
who has to conquer this giant barbarian.
with the giant axe that we made.
That's amazing, dude.
Looks like it's going to be amazing.
He's been working on it for forever.
The axe
was made out of several materials.
It was quite a build.
The handle I wanted to be made out of real wood.
So we got some poplar boards.
I laminated those together.
And cut it out on the bandsaw,
but then I got to use a power carving disc
for an angle grinder.
I don't know if either of you had a chance
to do this.
It's really fun.
It's this dangerous-looking disc that you put on an angle grinder
with like these big bladed scoops for like scoop it out hunks of wood.
And you just make a ton of, you make a mess.
It's awesome.
I'm sure. A little shavings all over the place.
So to sort of sculpt the handle,
I use this angle grinding bit to get it to look all rounded the way I want it to.
That was really fun.
The head of the axe, the blade part.
of it, there's a blade, and then there's like
a wolfhead. The blade
I cut out on the CNC machine
using out of plastic.
I 3D modeled it.
It's very geometric.
The CNC machine seemed like the best
choice for that. But then
the wolfhead part of it, so I attach
the plastic blade to the
wooden handle. The wolf had
Brittany and I sculpted by hand.
We use an epoxy
clay. You mix up the epoxy
clay and you've got about 45 minutes
to work with it before it starts to cure.
So we sculpted that all by hand,
and I really love how it's got that, like,
hand-hewn quality to it,
to the sculpture part of it.
Was that the most challenging bit doing that part?
Yeah, you have a time limit.
You got time before the material cures
while you're working with it,
which definitely happened while we were working.
It started to firm up.
Oh, look, you've got to go back later
with, like, Dremel stuff and all that.
Oh, geez.
Oh, yeah.
That's scary.
And then lots and lots of sanding.
Lots of sanding.
Yeah.
I still had blisters from the dagger that I previously made.
So I sanded through those blisters and I got new blisters.
Yeah.
Well, you know what you're going to have?
You're going to be like Will Smith touching the ball and men in black.
You're going to lose your fingerprints after a while.
Yeah.
Yeah, those fingerprints are gone.
Wow.
So we use a lot of different materials, a lot of different techniques on this thing.
Of course, we had to paint it to make it look like metal and everything.
That was all hand-painted layers of acrylic paints, different shades of metallics,
to really make it look like it was worn and used and scratched and a little rusty.
It was a really fun build.
Super challenging, a lot of techniques, and I'm super happy with how it turned out.
Yeah, it looks awesome, dude.
That looks really, really great.
And his Kickstarter's murdering it.
Good Lord.
He's doing good.
Yeah, they were fully funded in 35 minutes.
That's amazing.
They've really killed it.
And I would love to tell you you could go and buy this hacks,
but someone already bought it.
Oh, geez.
Yeah, in the first day.
One level of Kickstarter kind of thing, right?
Exactly, one of a kind, and it is gone.
Wow.
Well, still running, so you can go get your hands in this and check that out.
It looks really awesome.
Yeah.
Are you going to have anything to do with the little brass, the little white brass figurine of the character?
I don't.
No, he's having someone make those, but I want one.
Yeah, they're awesome.
I think he was working on a figure for the villain as well, and I want that.
that's super cool what all the things really really cool uh yeah lobes work is really good
this is this is inspiring he's probably feeling a little nervous though because this thing he was
he was looking for 15k and he's way way over that oh no really yeah sometimes like people
having done a few kickstarters that exceeded expectations it is it is not you would think it'd
be like oh yeah man we're kicking butt instead you go oh shit I have to fulfill
fill way more of these, and this is going to take
way longer. You know, you have to, all those
logistics get real scary if you go
now. Now I can disappoint
1,500 people. Yeah, exactly.
I liked it when it was 10.
Anyway, well, that's great. Grats to him, and
good luck on the rest of the thing. Bills
or anything else you'd like to mention today. A little bonus
link, perhaps? Yeah, I got a link for
you here. This is Joel's video
working with Felicia. So
he's doing the
armor. He had, he
commissioned someone to 3D model the shoulder armor that she had.
I think it was originally leather, but he 3D printed it.
So in the video, him and Felicia get to go through all the prints and sort of mock them up,
sort of tape them and put them on her.
She's going to go and finish them.
She's going to paint all the 3D printed parts and stuff with her kid.
That's great.
That's super great.
But yeah, go watch Joel's video.
He kind of talks about the project why she's wanting to have this costume made.
And also, Joel is a local Seattle dude, and he's just a.
the coolest guy. I love Joel.
Yeah. He's just so, just such a, like a
affable guy. Like, he just seems
like he's exactly what he
portrays himself as in this video.
And his car is currently in my driveway.
Oh, well. He parked here to go to the airport.
Oh.
Just I looked out the window, hey, there's Joel's car.
Don't put a banana in the tailpipe or something, you know.
Yeah, I got to think it's something fun to do.
Yeah, no kidding. Let's cover it. Let's talk to
Spagnola.
polyspegnol and covered with chia pet or copse or phone pops or something.
Or fur.
What do I have in my basement?
I can use the comb.
Yeah, you have any fur?
I'll cover it in foam.
Yeah, foam.
Whatever you're famous for.
Do the foam.
Or cover it in a thousand vibrators or whatever she's doing these days.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Well, Bill, it's always a pleasure.
Punishprops.com is the website.
You'll find links to all this and the YouTube channel, of course.
I wish you nothing but amazing work in the next month so that when we meet again,
we can see more cool stuff.
Well, we're leading up to Dragon Con.
Oh, that's right.
I have more work to do.
Which means the weekend before DragonCon is going to be a busy one
where you start and finish all your projects.
That's right.
That's right.
All right.
We'll see you.
See you.
That's awesome.
Yeah, I've got both videos up on quick TMI or quick TMS.
Quick TMI.
That's just we don't need any more than that.
QuickTMS.
Quick too much information.
I love that actually.
Quick too much information.
It's what the show does.
We just give you too much TMI.
So much, deal.
Well done.
All right.
We're going to do a prompt.
You ready for this?
Oh, yeah.
Ready.
Prompt time.
My prompt is I'm going to combine two words, two names.
I know earlier I said like, what did I say?
Monkey giraffe or something.
We're not doing that.
Today's drawing prompt, and this is the first time we've done this.
So if you weren't listening to the top of the show, I'm telling anyone who wants to participate,
including our live chat room and Brian and I, that we're going to do, everybody gets to do a doodle.
Doesn't that be anything fancy?
I mean, go as hard as you want.
or whatever.
It doesn't be a sketch.
It doesn't matter.
But anybody who's prone to want to draw something in the TMS,
you know, we'll make probably a thread in there.
I don't know.
That's a good idea.
In the Discord, yeah.
Yeah, in the Discord.
I'll figure out the best way to do it.
But in there, you will post,
and you'll see it pop here shortly after the show.
Post a digital, you can take a picture of it.
If you want to draw it on paper, just take a shot of it, put it in there.
Or if you're doing it digitally, just put the file up, whatever.
Of a gorilla horse.
Gorilla horse are your prompts.
Now, you can take that to mean anything.
It could be a combination horse gorilla
or some other weird way of combining those two names and words.
It's up to you.
That's the creative part of this.
All right.
So do what you want to do.
Gorilla horse is your prompt.
And then tomorrow on TMS,
we'll show these off and talk about them a little bit too.
I like this.
It sounds like fun.
All right.
I think that is it for us.
Frogpants.com slash TMS for all things
that you might need from us.
we'll now get out of here with a song selection from the vast library of one
Brian Ibit oh well let's get to this one uh you and Carter yesterday we're talking about
a performer named Chapel Rhone and um she she's fantastic she good luck babe is um a great tune red wine
supernova um go go listen and watch her videos she's just amazing and has a has just a really
cool, unique sound door that we haven't heard from a performer in a long time. Claire wrote in. Claire
hammered her keyboard into the shape of these words and says, hi, shitty and Barfi, by the way, all caps.
Hi, Shitty and Barfi. I love Chapel Run. I'm not going to yell it, by the way. Um, why am I going to do you want me to read it as I wrote it? Okay. All right.
So it's all caps, I assume. And stand back.
All caps. The way back here. Oh, this is going to wreck my voice. Hi, shitty and Barfi. I
I love Chaplerone.
She's a gay icon that the straits need to listen to.
If you like Craig, check out her live shows.
Like her on tiny desk or Governor's Ball.
She's your favorite artist, favorite artist.
Give me a DBI.
We got scooters.
Love from Claire.
All right.
Wait a minute.
I don't know if I still have those original scooters.
Those were ones that were lost.
That was actually a very good representation.
You were the right distance from your mic.
Everything works out great.
All right, is this it here?
Environmentally conscious?
And then you say,
lose your license because there's a DWI.
Scooter.
And you both together, you say,
We got scooters.
It's a long one.
You say that together.
That won't offend nobody.
I don't know.
I'd have to go section out the other stuff.
But Claire, you did it your way, and that's all it matters.
Three Rangers is right.
That kind of was my impersonation of Joe Rogan.
into a Claire
a Claire request.
All right.
So there's great covers of Chapel Rhone,
but this is a great cover by Chapel Rhone.
Just to kind of show her range.
This one, she recorded a while back
before her album came out,
if I'm correct.
She uploaded a bunch of these to YouTube,
and you can find them all.
This is her cover of Fleetwood Mac's Dreams.
Here is Chapel Rone.
Awesome.
You know, after Carter mentioned her yesterday,
I don't think I'd heard of her as much as I thought I had.
I hadn't.
And I went and listened.
And you know what?
She's rad.
She's real good.
She's basically, now that you've heard about it, you're going to hear about her all over the place now.
Because she's been on all of the late night talk shows.
She's been all over the place and see her doing a James Bond thing before too long.
Yeah, if you see it's like buying a new van.
You're going to see your van everywhere on the highway.
That's how this is going to go.
Anyway, I look forward to it.
That's this song right now.
We'll be back tomorrow with another TMS, a Wednesday edition, if you will, and we'll see you then.
Now here you go again.
You say you want your freedom.
Well, who am I to keep you down?
It's only right that you should play the way you feel it.
Listen carefully to the sound of your loneliness like a heartbeat drives you mad
and the stillness of remembering what you had
and what you lost
and what you had
Oh, thunder only happens when it's raining
But yes, only love you when they're playing
Say women, they will come and they will go
As you clean, you'll know, you will know.
Now here I go.
Now here I go again, I see the crystal vision.
I keep my visions to myself
it's only me that wants to wrap around your dreams
and have you any dreams you'd like to sell
dreams of loneliness like a heartbeat drives your man
and the stillness of remembering what you had
and what you lost.
And what you had and what you had and what you had
and what you lost.
Oh, thunder only happens when it's raining.
Players only love you when they're playing.
Say women, they will come and they will go.
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know, you will know.
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