The Morning Stream - TMS 2692: Bolivian Nose Candy
Episode Date: August 20, 2024Vamposer. Palm facing. Do Evil On Your Own Time. CroonchyStars...BorkBork! Raviolo. Knife-Splaining. (v) I Often Wake Up To Peeeeeeeee. Isnât there a candy bar called NESTLE something? Herbert Sprink...les while Robert Plants and Roger Waters. Falling hard from the toot. Tap Tap Tap, Ding Ding Ding, Slap. Yes but I think that's the cocaine. Evil 80/20. Don't Count On The Count Being A Count. I'm TVsTravis MacLoud of the Clan MacLoud and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Coming up on the morning stream, Vamposer.
Palm facing.
Do evil on your own time.
Crunchy stars. Bork, Bork.
Raviolo.
Knife-splaining.
I often wake up to pee.
Isn't there a candy bar called Nestle something?
Herbert Sprinkles while Robert Plants and Roger Waters.
Falling hard from the toot.
Tap, tap, tap.
Slap.
Yes, but I think that's the cocaine.
Evil 80-20.
Don't count on the count being a count.
I'm TV's Travis McLeod of the Clan McLeod,
and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Hi, I'm C.C. Williamson.
And I'm Ann Steiner.
Today, we are here to tell you
about the greatest cooking invention
since fire, microwave ovens.
We think that microwaves are number one.
Perhaps you have seen our microwave cooking column.
The Oak Ridge boys are going to die.
The morning stream.
Well, of course, I am the supreme being.
I'm not entirely dim.
Well, hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS.
It is Tuesday, August 20th, 2024.
I'm Scott Johnson with Brian.
But good morning, Brian.
Hello, Scott.
How are you?
I'm good.
I slept for the first time in about two weeks.
I actually slept all night.
And I don't know what caused that or why, but I'll take it.
And more of that, please.
Was it a, is it typically a wake up in the middle of the night thing or can't get to sleep till far too late or wake up too early kind of thing?
A little bit of column A and B goes, sometimes it's harder to get to sleep.
I've been trying to like, you know, less phone, less stuff to distract me before bed.
Yeah.
But then that goes kind of late for whatever reason.
And then at about four, almost always four, 3.30 to four, I wake up and go, what are we doing?
Like it's, this is so stupid.
So if I get up and pee, walk around a little bit, come back, I'm usually fine for the next couple hours.
Sure.
But lately it's just been bad.
But today or last night, freaking all the way through like a bullet just.
Nice.
It was amazing.
Excellent.
I think I got proper sleep.
Five has been my jam lately.
Wake up at five and fall asleep, no problem.
10.30, zonk.
I am out like a light.
But then I wake up at five.
And I guess what is that six and a half hours?
I feel like six and a half hours is okay with me.
Yeah, I think that's, I think they tell you to get between six and eight.
You're already, you know, six and a half is plenty for somebody like that.
I'm half an hour into that six lower end.
Yeah.
Yeah, why not?
I don't feel tired, so I guess I'm getting the amount of sleep that I need to have.
Yeah.
Do you ever have a crash in the afternoon where you're just like, oh, I can't go on.
Yes.
Yeah, but I think that's the cocaine.
I think it's less about the lack of sleep and just more about the toot, you know?
Yeah, the toot make you drop hard from the toot.
Yeah, it's a quick come down from the toot.
Yeah, careful with your toots, everybody.
The nose candy, sure.
It's worse than nuke.
The Bolivian nose candy.
Well, speaking of nose candy, more like ear candy.
I got a bunch of calls today to play.
And I think we're going to start with Bob the Millman, formerly Cliff Clavon's mailman.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
This guy, we love this guy.
He wrote in or called in about how things work with tubes.
We talk about tubes in the rubber band on the tube to hold it still and all that stuff.
Sure, yeah.
Yeah, because I got to be thinking about these, for example.
I think these are going in the Toblerone style.
That's the way to do it.
The Toblerone is, they shouldn't even use tubes anymore because posters,
mats like that, all that stuff can go on the Toblerone,
and you have no rolling, you'll have no rolling, and that's it.
Not even anything beyond the rolling.
It stops right there.
Not even a lieutenant yard.
It just stops right there.
Right there, no roll, done.
No roll.
So let's hear what he has to say about those and whether there is common as we think.
Hey, Scott and Brian.
This is Bob the Mailman, Ratsenberger's.
Former mailman.
We do see a lot of tube, poster, canisters being mailed,
and they will put those tongue depressors and rubber bands around it
so that when it's on the machinery that needs to scan it and sort it,
it will stay far code up.
And that's the reason they do it.
Love the show, though.
Thanks.
So it seems to me they also would prefer the triangle thing
because they don't have to put their own tongue depressor on it.
To do the tongue depressor and rubber band, and we diverge.
Yeah.
Yeah, they shouldn't.
be they shouldn't have to do that you know not make these people do extra work for us we should do
they're already doing enough they're already doing so much for us yeah i hear about this whole rain
and sleet and snow and darkest night and uh they let none of that stop them it's my understanding
none of it none of it they should really have a motto yeah they ought to put that down on paper or
something i wonder if it's still true like if you guys got let's here's a question for bob so bob
you can write in about this or calling if if there was like a serious storm of some kind let's call
it the worst sleet storm in the history of some city sure sure it's like oh ladies and gentlemen's
shelter in place the sleet storm is out of control they're not going out I can answer for bob
they're not going out that's so that's the trick right is that slogan even true if it came down to
it you know they they probably stay in they probably wouldn't let them why would they why would
they want them to go out there and put their lives on the line they wouldn't it
And basically every company's mission statement is written with a little bit of wiggle room, always to do the right thing for our customer, unless it affects our bottom line, in which case, yeah, forget it.
Kind of like Google's, what was Google's, don't be evil, and they got rid of it?
Oh, did they really?
Don't be evil, was theirs?
Yeah, they had the thing for the longest time.
They were like, everybody loved that their slogan was don't be evil.
And then at some point they dropped it and everybody assumes that means they were like, well, maybe we could be a little evil.
Let's get rid of the story.
maybe right it's sometimes you need to be a little evil for the for the greater good when this
start don't be evil is google's former motto a phrase used in google to corp as their corporate code
of conduct uh let's see in october 2015 they changed it to do the right thing
when alphabet happened uh and then uh spike lee's of it yeah and then spikeley's like that's my
movie. I'll see you. I'll sue you right after this New York Mets game. No, where does he always
show up? Link, not the, no, it's the New York Knicks. Nix. After this Nix game, I'm totally
going to see who he says. Court side for the Nix. Let's see. Don't be evil. Googlers generally
apply these words to serve users. The Google Code of Contact was always a way to put evil or don't
put evil into practice, meaning it wasn't about, hey, we're not going to be an evil corporation.
it was here at the workplace don't do evil things to each other or the business anyway they
got rid of it so really was do evil on your own time not here yeah i don't know if they even do
their 80 20 thing you remember that they did 80 percent google work the other 20 and then they claim
things like uh didn't know that it's like gmail came from the 20 percent time or this awesome new
features it was from the 80 20 projects so imaginering make sure you spend some of your time
imagining and not engineering yeah it's very similar i don't think
they do that anymore though i think that's done yeah i don't see it here no 80 20 anymore
google's it just the 80% of your time doing good and 20% of it doing evil that's right
then they can uh merge them both what you do is just go giant word evil and then small letters 80 slash 20
below it right done right done you've kept all your cool ideas in one place good job google perfect
uh braiden called in about muppets and why yeah why they call the count the count but not so much
that what the count actually is
and he isn't what we think he is
I'll let him explain
This is Braden calling for TMS
I was just listening to episode
2687 and
I wanted to drop a little fun fact for you all
The Count Vaughn Count is actually
not considered a vampire by the
Sesame Street style guy. He's considered
vampire light
you know take that how you will
you know you can still very well consider him
a vampire but you know
good for thought thanks love to show
I mean, they can't be associated with, like, bloodsucking.
No, I'm sure.
I'm sure he's, he's a vampire in all respect except for the whole drinking blood thing.
Yeah.
You know, he, he turns into a bat.
He lives in a castle.
He sleeps.
He's a day sleeper, a night walker.
Sure.
I've seen him with it.
You know what, now that you say that, I've seen him out in the open with other Muppets, so maybe even that's not correct.
Maybe he's just, maybe he's just, maybe he's just cosplaying.
He's just like a, I like, I like.
A vanposer.
Yeah, he's a vamposer.
That better make it into titles, you guys.
Get on that one.
Come on, people.
Yeah.
Claire is already greasing up her apple pencil to draw a vamposer.
Oh, good.
Everyone needs to draw a vamposer.
I've been so bad about getting in there and doing it.
I've been horrible at that, yeah.
I just been so busy, you guys.
But we'll get to it.
We want to.
I want to.
That's why we did it.
Yeah, I want to too.
We didn't do it just so you could do it.
We did it so we could do it.
I didn't get this apple pencil from.
my health. Come on. No kidding. I could spend $129 on pills for that or something. Anyway,
I, yeah, I don't, I guess I'm not shocked. Why would the, uh, children's workshop or whatever
it's called? Why would they want to, you know, have a blood-sucking vampire? Yeah, that's
they see themselves with a, uh, yeah, blood-sucking vampire. But they have a lot of that,
has anyone seen, uh, Elmo recently? Uh, what are, can maybe somebody can tell me this. What are
How do you like those maggots nuffalo up, I guess?
That's right.
Why are they floating around?
There's something floating around where Pepe the shrimp and Rizzo the rat are driving around in a car.
Does anyone know what that's about lately?
It's some new thing.
I don't know if it's like a, I don't know, like a marketing scheme for some car company.
I can't tell what it is, but they're funny as hell.
I have not.
So they're commercials?
They're commercials.
And they're freaking great.
I cannot remember what it is.
Like two great characters, two great, like, side, underappreciated, great Muppet characters.
Yeah.
Oh, it's, sorry, he's a prawn.
Sorry, chat.
I don't think we have to get that.
Good point.
Get that deep into it.
Oh, and that didn't come from Amy.
I was like expecting Amy's correction on that one, but she's not even in chat right now.
She would have corrected a lot faster than Hobbs Dogg, I think.
Yeah, but those two, they're amazing in this new series, and I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it's for.
I am sure it's an advertisement of something, but it really made me laugh.
Seek it out if you get a minute.
If you're a fan of that sort of thing, I think you'll get a kick out of it.
Oh, did you see, by the way, speaking, this really ties in perfectly to what we're talking about.
Did you see Amy sent us a commercial yesterday during the show, a commercial for croon-chey stars, which is a Muppet's Tyne.
It's a Swedish chef.
Oh, right.
Right, right, right.
Connected.
Probably around the time of the Muppet movie, I'm guessing.
Probably.
That seems about the time.
I don't have, like, I had no idea until she sent that over.
It's like, what?
Are you kidding?
me neither but it totally now that you say it like once i sign i'm like of course grunchy stars yeah
and the umlout and all that right like yeah makes sense now that's great uh claire search for it
i don't know i could find it now but i'm not gonna i could give you a link you just give you the link
that uh amy gave us here you go claire yeah stick that in the chat there i'll stick that in
the chat and wiggle it that's interesting sean bloom in the chat he says i have a friend from
Sweden and he's not a fan of the Swedish chef.
Well, sure. I think it's like Australians not being a fan of
Crocodile Dundee.
Probably. I mean, it feels like the Swedish chef is definitely having more of a
of a poke. Like, it's meant to be ridiculous and it's a Muppet for hell's sakes.
Yeah. So I would have guessed. If you just said, what do you think Swedish people
in general think of the Swedish chef? I'd say, oh, they probably smile and think it's
cute or... Yeah, they're probably like, okay, yeah, you know, maybe we do have some
those things or we maybe we do sound like bork pork pork but okay sure sure because you guys are
peace-loving you know peace-loving Scandinavians up there yeah um all right let's find out what else we got here
i guess i guess we need to see if somebody has a uh cheeseburger eating gun waving uh flag shorts
but i'm sorry flag jorts wearing american uh caricature that we could get offended by yeah
someone's got one somewhere right yeah you have to
I think we do enough of those ourselves anyway.
I know, it's really, it's less a caricature and just more a snapshot of Florida.
Yeah, I feel like all we had to do is show, I don't know, half a dozen of our reality shows and then.
Oh, geez.
Stereotypes are, they're out there, man.
For sure.
Here's one about, what's this one here?
Oh, it's about candy bars.
Colin called in about our candy bar discussion.
I guess it was a half-hasses or something, Ted Pilly Feud.
And we were trying to figure out origins of candy bars and where stuff can't.
from, and he had this to say.
Hey, TMS, Scott, Brian, and Brian again for this one.
This is calling in Seattle, or first in the chat, calling to talk about the TMS in which
all were doing some type who we do talking about candy bars.
That emerged some primal memories for me, and if when you were on, I'd say it was trauma-related
because I am suddenly remembered of the game I played as a kid with my cousins.
And when I say I've played, it isn't really a choice.
The game's called Five Candy Bars.
The game's pretty simple.
Two people in you.
One of them sits on your chest and takes her fist and beats on your chest
until you can name five different candy bars.
And as a child who did not eat a lot of candy, that was quite a challenge.
And I had to run very fast whenever they decided to start playing five games bars.
Anyways, I don't really talk to them anymore.
Love the show.
Thanks for bringing up an old memory of mine.
Hope everything is great.
Cheers.
A little PTSD there, yeah.
No kidding.
Oh, my gosh.
That's, uh, that's, I could just, I remember those days.
Like, I had cousins who, who would, uh, you know, do crap like that to me.
At least, at least with candy bars, I mean, you can kind of go,
you know, like the, the sound you make when he's beaten on, you could be translated as a, as a candy bar.
call it.
Eminem.
I love Eminem.
So they've changed that game a little bit.
When I was a kid, my brother would tease me with this game, but it was called
Typewriter, and he would sit on my chest, sit on my, you know, kind of cross-legal or, you
know, straddle my belly, basically.
And then he would take his knuckle, middle knuckle.
Oh.
And he would hold my arms down.
I can't move.
And he would knock my sternum.
Go, and he'd say, say ding, say ding, say ding.
And I'd go, ding.
And he'd go, ding.
and he just, and you go, slap me in the face like you're pushing a, yeah, like,
shh, he go, whap.
And then he'd keep typing, ding, ding, ding, say ding.
And we were convinced if we said ding enough, he would eventually stop.
It didn't work that way.
He would just keep slapping me and doing it.
It's total a hole, my brother.
That's a total a whole thing.
You need to say, sincerely yours, Scott.
Yeah, there you go.
And then hopefully you get to the end of the letter.
Yeah, sincerely your Scott, oops, white out, a couple typos.
Okay, I'm out.
Goodbye.
Yeah, he never, he also did this thing once.
I'm still mad to this day about it.
So sometimes I'll give him shit about it just because why not?
But I was like 12, maybe 11.
I had some friends over.
And I had this pair of cut off jeans that I loved and I wore them all the time.
I loved them.
And they were wearing out and slowly getting a little frayed and all that stuff.
They're old jeans.
But I love this pair.
And the back pocket started getting kind of a tear in it that eventually meant I was going to have to get rid of these jeans.
Sure.
Yeah.
But he just...
It was not going to hold your striper.
delcro wallet anymore. Yeah, that was not going to work. So he waits until I've got me,
three friends that are boys, and then two girls at the house, and we're all hanging out or
doing, I don't know, playing games or something. And my brother, as I'm walking past and they're
all in this room, reaches out, grabs that start of a hole and goes, yank, and just tore my
shorts to shreds while I was in front of these people. So there I am on my little freaking 1980s
whitey-tides in front of these girls and all my friends i was so angry at him dude i've never
been to this day it's still i fries me because i've never gotten proper revenge for this you know yeah
yeah like how am i supposed to get him back now the dude you know he's 10 years older than me i do it
now it's almost elder abuse you missed your chance you missed your opportunity for uh for closure
yeah i got no window left so anyway if anyone out there is gonna suggest we now have our
dear wendy for thursday perfect yeah we got all
we need. How does one's, how do you deal with trauma that your brother gave you by ripping your
pants off in front of all your friends? Yeah. And I'm sure Wendy totally won't bring up the
curling iron. No, not at all. But I also blame him for that because what you do is you,
shit rolls downhill. Yeah, shit rolls downhill. Yeah. So I was like, oh, I guess it's my job as a,
as a sibling here to be a jerk to the youngers. So I'm going to do that. Right. Wow. I'm
blame him for all my problems. How about that? Mark, take that. Just kidding.
Colin, that's a terrible experience.
Although, I would assume that after one experience like that,
you would learn all the candy bar names, you know?
Yeah, I would hope so.
So the next time it comes around, you're not ill-prepared,
and you can get it done.
And, you know, Big Hunk.
Let me try to do it real quick under duress.
Let's say someone's sitting on my chest.
Okay.
Big Hunk, Rolo, Nesley, Snickers, Mars.
I win.
I'm out.
He's off my chest.
Go do some other kid.
Nestle?
Well, Nestle's a brand.
Is it?
A Nestle bar?
Isn't that a thing?
Is there a Nestle bar?
I mean, Nestle crunch.
Does Nestle just make just a standard ass no nothing than added to it, chocolate bar?
You know what?
Good point.
Maybe it is Nestle Crunch.
So let's say that that's the case.
Hershey makes a, you know, regular.
Let me see.
So let's say that that's the case.
Nestle milk chocolate bar.
Okay.
So let's say I screw up, though, and that's not good enough for them.
And they're like, nope, needed to be crunch or chocolate bar.
then they get to do it you have to start over
but you can't say the same five you can't use the same five oh rough
now I'm in trouble I could go Butterfinger
a thousand dollar or what is it
100,000 dollar bar
you're going to see if you have to start over again
mounds
that's three
and I'm getting smacked here while I'm
yeah you are you're losing air because he's on your chest
almond
Holman Joy and
Oh shit
What you might call it?
All right I'm okay for a little while
And then he says to me
I'm sorry it's not a hundred thousand dollar bar
It's a hundred grand and I'll go
Oh no we gotta do it again
It used to be
I think it was back then as a kid
It was a hundred thousand dollar bar
I feel like it was right
It was it absolutely was
Because I remember the songs
Something something hundred thousand dollar bar
But I would say rollo
Oh there's a big discussion
I would say rollo is not a candy bar
it's a collection of small chocolate
candies.
So if they're disconnected,
well,
but would you call
a Rhesus peanut butter cup
of candy bar?
Yeah,
or Almanjoy for that matter,
right?
Because you've got two in there.
I guess it's two candy bars,
but is,
but like what makes a bar, right?
Bar.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If bar is the...
Wider,
one of its measurements
has to be
markedly longer
than its other measurements
to be a bar.
bar it can't be circular or basically there's a single radius measurement to a rollo if you want like is
chunky is chunky chocolate bar i mean is chunky a chocolate is it a bar is it a candy bar because it's
square yeah yeah by the way i love a good chunky chunky is people forget about the chunky uh chocolate
and nuts and raisins and it's so damn good it's a good combo i agree i like it's a really good combo
yeah but um matuba scott's older brother is like richie cunningham's older brother you don't hear a whole lot
about this but when we do we're not sure he exists yeah i mean look he was 10 years older than me so
when i was 10 he was off to college like that's what made it worse when you're 12 my supposedly
smart college student brother comes home for the weekend and rips my pants off in front of my friends
and beats the tar at you yeah uh yeah it feels like this may be like the candy bar definition
might be somewhere in the um is a taco a sandwich kind of uh or is a hot dog a sandwich or whatever
oh my gosh and then if you extend it maybe maybe a rollo is a calzone or something
a rollo is a rollo is a form of ravioli because it's sealed and it's got stuff in the middle
there you go it's a rabbioli oh raviolo rabbi rabbi yeah i think raviolos i think
He just came up with the next big Hershey's product.
You did it.
I think there's a crossover between the chef boyardee people should get together with the Rolo people.
Maybe they're all alone by the same place by now.
I don't know.
I don't know what goes on.
Rolo is a vegetable like pizza.
Arugula.
It's a vegetable.
All right.
Do this.
Can you name four corn-based snacks?
All right.
Corn nuts.
Tostitos,
Fritos,
Freetos,
peanut butter,
the nutter butters.
Is that a,
oh, you know what?
That counts.
You got it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You totally got it.
I was thinking we were staying
with the salty.
Oh, no corn.
Oh, no,
butter butters.
Oh, that's peanut butter.
Duh.
Yeah.
So what's your,
yeah, so what's your fourth?
I don't need a fourth one.
Corn based.
Oh, crap.
This is tougher than you think it is.
Yeah.
When you're struggling.
to remember a corn-based product.
Oh, from scoops.
Scoops. There you go. I like a good scoop.
See, now, if somebody was on your chest, you'd be, have some.
Yeah, I would have been, I would have been, that would have hurt.
Yeah. And they probably would have made me start over because nutter butters or not.
I did say Doritos. It was the first thing I said.
Yeah, he said Doritos, Fritos, Tostitos. Oh, I didn't say Doritos. I said Fritos and Tostitos.
Oh, you started with corn nuts. Yeah, that's right.
That's right. I love corn nuts. Can I, by the way.
How are you doing with your, your, your, your, you're
gross of corn nuts.
I'm eating them slowly.
Oh, sorry, the love corn.
The love corn.
Cheddar, yeah, it's a different brand,
so they can't use the name corn nuts.
But anyway, these cheddar flavored love corn things,
mm-hmm, mm-hmm, perfect little package.
They're not too hard.
They're not breaking.
Yeah, I need to pick some of those up.
Yeah, very happy with those.
Thanks, Mike Petrolick, once again, for your kindness.
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Be my guest, yeah.
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I didn't know you're making this.
This is awesome.
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Yeah.
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I printed that for somebody a while back.
So it's Picard on a palm facing.
Yeah.
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Right, so, you know, palm facing.
Does that what's got, or face palming?
Face palming.
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Oh, and this Galactus is looking so good.
oh yeah galactus is done he is sitting right there and has the top of his uh headpiece is
maybe a half an inch from the ceiling on the shelf that i've got him on you should have
occasionally a voice like kind of like a track mode in an arcade a voice should go my surfer to me
or some shit like that right like you did the cartoon yeah my board to me i ended up watching
that entire series and yeah you know what is kind of fun it was i can see why it didn't last though
because it's the kind of thing that was a little bit highfalutie in its language.
Kids, I think, push kids away a little bit.
But I appreciated the kind of almost biblical tone of everything, the way everyone talked.
Yeah.
I liked it.
That and the guest appearances, like the cameos from Gomorrah and Drax and, you know,
these characters that you forget we're around back then.
Oh, it's great.
So awesome.
one real quick here posted by Jordan
this gun
oh my gosh here I'll put it in
oh yeah it's beautiful man
here it is
there you go chat you can see it too
it's uh I need that
I don't know what this is from
is that that's not the one from Blade Runner
what is that let me see here
Militech there it is right there Militech
I don't know what it's from
I didn't read so I didn't stick around long enough
no I can't see what it is
Is it cyberpunk, chat says?
That would fit.
Yeah, I want one of those.
I talk to him, maybe he makes more of these.
I think that looks awesome.
Oh, I guess I was going to say, you do still have a 3D printer, don't you?
I don't.
The one we had was garbage and broke every five minutes,
and so we sold it.
And Carter and Alicia have a small one they use for their cosplay stuff,
but I haven't messed with it at all.
I don't know.
I might, if I do anything, I'm talking to you and Bill and everybody else before I do it,
because I don't know what I want.
I guess it depends on what I want to make with it.
Anyway, let's talk about this news story here.
A massive bowl shark in the news.
I like our animal-based news.
Weighed nearly 500 pounds.
It was caught in an Alabama fishing tournament.
Winner!
This thing is huge.
I think I can show it.
Let's see here.
You pull up the link for people.
I'll pull it up myself.
It says here, fishing crew recently set a new state record after reeling in a huge bull shark at the Alabama deep sea fishing rodeo, they call it.
The Bon Secor Butchers team on the Orca vessel caught a 494.5 pound beast at the tournament, during the tournament.
Quote, a catch like that coming through our way station really galvanizes everyone and every entity involved.
we all feel a part of the catch
says Alabama
Deep Fish Rodeo representative
Let's see if I can show a photo of it
Is the wrong link Scott
I brought up the wrong thing
Hold on, chat
You'd think that like they'd win in a landslide
Because of this but I'm looking at like
A little bit lower
They've got the offshore division
The standings
And so yeah
They had this you know bull shark
that they pulled in.
But somebody else pulled in a tiger shark,
somebody named Herbert Sprinkle.
Herbert Sprinkle.
Oh, man.
Herbert Sprinkle.
I want to hang out.
I want to hang out with that guy.
Do you?
Yeah.
I like a good, sit on a porch,
talk to a Southern guy is one of life's great story experiences.
I mean, I'll go along with the Herbert.
I'm not, I don't know if I want to hang out with a dude named Sprinkling.
The Sprinkles's a little, yeah.
It's a little off putting.
Put the seat up, dude.
Yeah.
I don't have to clean up after.
of you? Yeah, what are you? You never learn how to pee?
Anyway, Bull Shark is nasty. Look at the mouth on that thing. I don't want that.
Yeah, I know.
What are you going to do?
Do they send, I don't know if they send these back, do they eat them? I don't know.
They don't send them back. You can see on that next photo, they're posing with it.
Yeah, hung upside down. That thing is, that thing is looking rough, too.
It's like it, they dragged it across, lifting it out of the boat, dragged it across the propeller or something.
Yeah, it's really banged up.
$6,000 for catching that guy.
Good for them.
There you go.
Bad for PETA.
Good for them, I suppose.
Speaking of 3D printing,
the world's largest 3D printed neighborhood
is nearing completion in Texas.
I didn't even know this was going on.
This was news to me.
Yeah, I love this.
I didn't know this whole neighborhood,
but I did see video of these
three-d print, these house-sized 3-D printers
that print houses, basically.
Yeah, they're really cool.
They're almost like, honestly, it's like just a macro-sized printer the way this thing moves.
Yeah.
It's a filament thing.
Yeah.
Cement or whatever it is for the framework.
Yeah.
Look at that.
That's so cool.
The little nozzle.
I guess it's a nozzle.
I mean, you know, it's absolutely 100% of nozzle.
Yeah.
That's pretty wild.
So this neighborhood, I'll show you a picture below.
I can totally see the layer lines, though.
Yeah.
I can get to sand some of that.
Yeah.
Let's see if I can blow this up.
There we go.
I mean, you're not doing anything terribly creative.
And I think you're also not getting a two-story house with that kind of situation.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, definitely ramblers.
But they all have, are those, is that, are those windows or are those solar?
I can't tell what those are.
At the ceiling, I can't tell either.
They might be sunroofs or, yeah.
You can't tell.
No, they might probably are solar.
Yeah.
But I would, you know, the price is right.
Totally.
I'd consider it, you know?
Yeah.
I'd like even to leave some of these walls on, like bare, like, you know, how you have bare brick.
I would leave one or two of the walls in the house like uncovered with drywall just so you can see the layer lines and stuff.
I think that would be really cool.
I want to see one of these have a mistake overnight and it's just a ball of spaghetti in the backyard.
Yeah, just kept printing all night and they're like, damn it, we've got to go move all that now.
Perfect.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, we have to start over.
We have to start over the new neighborhood because we can't get this out of here.
It's too much stuff.
Large-scale fabrication in 3D printing is really interesting what they're doing with it.
Yeah, for sure.
Anyway, so let's see.
It brings a lot of efficiency to the trade market.
So there's maybe five different crews coming in to build a wall system.
Now we have one crew and one robot, and that's all they need.
After concrete powder, excuse me, concrete powder, water, sand and other additives are mixed
together and pump through the printer and nozzle squeezes it out as we showed in the video
there. A single story, three to four bedroom home takes about three weeks to finish printing
and the foundation with the foundation and metal roofs installed traditionally. So they still
have that part to do, which makes me think those are probably solar because if you're putting
the roofs on manually, you're not putting a big hole in it. Yeah, I mean, it's kind of interesting.
A hundred of these in a place called Wolf Ranch. It's kind of an experiment. It's in Georgetown, Texas,
about 30 miles from Austin.
If anyone lives out there and gets a glance at these,
I'd love to hear what this looks like.
It's really cool to see, yeah.
I'd tore it.
I'd walk through there.
Oh, for sure.
I want to see how the toilets are done.
Are they just regular old toilets or do they 3D print my toilet?
I guarantee they don't 3D print the toilet.
Darn it.
They block out a bathroom and then everything else is basically your traditional method.
It really just replaces the foundation framing, I'm guessing.
I want it to be everything.
I want, I want like slurm queen level, you know what I mean, just pooping out.
Like live in a house like Skywalker did on Octo.
Yeah, like the, uh, those, uh, yeah, those like mud huts, beehive houses.
Yeah, beehive looking houses. That would be cool.
I don't know. The other problem is these are all very samey and that makes them kind of boring, but whatever.
A lot of neighborhoods are like that.
Their HOA comes around and says, you better not be putting up a regular wall.
Because we need to 3D print all this shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, Hobbs, dog.
No beams, right?
Because you need supports.
And, you know, removing little flimsy supports is one thing.
Removing big concrete supports is an entirely different thing.
Whole other bag.
Yep.
Yeah.
I still want to see it.
Yeah, me too.
Let's talk about this one.
A New Jersey man flies nearly 1,000 miles to attack a fellow gamer with a hammer.
Oh, geez.
No wonder people give gamers such shit.
New Jersey man facing serious charges after he allegedly flew a thousand miles to Florida
to confront and attack a fellow gamer with a hammer over an online dispute.
The suspect is 20-year-old Edward Kang.
Uh-oh, Kang's loose again, you guys.
I was arrested on charges of attempted murder following the bizarre and violent incident.
Let's see here.
Says he's from, he's a resident of Newark, New Jersey.
So Monica, you know, what's going on there?
Yeah, I'm kidding.
traveled to Fernandina Beach, Florida.
Fernandina Beach.
Fernandina.
All right.
After becoming embroiled in a heated dispute with another player on the game,
online game, Archage, or Archage, probably Archage.
Archie Age.
I've never even heard of this thing.
I've heard of this game.
It's more text-based.
It's a real weird game to get into it.
Oh, really?
Some people are really into it.
So, I don't know.
Don't ask me.
I wouldn't play it.
despite never having met the victim in person,
Kang's anger led him to take a drastic action.
So back in June, he arrived in the victim's home
after purchasing a hammer locally.
So he flew, bought the hammer, went to the deep house.
Well, sure. Yeah, you don't want to
you don't want to buy, like, have to carry on your hammer.
Yeah, that's true. They'll catch you usually.
Although my lockblade made it through TSA
on the way to Anaheim and on the way back from Anaheim.
I don't know why they didn't stop me.
it was the easily visible big old hand thing i didn't i forgot i even had it it was in there it's
about this long oh i thought this was a world warcraft thing no like an actual knife yeah
like an actual like pull it out and aren't those called lockblades what are those called not switch
blade but uh the other way where you manually pull it out and lock it that a lock blade i think that's
a what's that called i may be i may be i might be totally wrong i had one old growing up is it a flick knife
I always thought it was lock blade
We always we were big on those because you camp with them and stuff
Flip knife lock blade locking blade pocket knife folder
Yes folder easy reader
Camping knife
I have no idea I've never
Yeah lock blade or lock types
Locking blade knives
There's a thing so
Buck knife
Buckknives are they block knives or sorry lock knives as well
Let's see
It's funny because I'm actually working with a
one of my clients right now, newest clients, is a knife company, and they make these, and I could not tell you what the type is, what the, um, oh, mine's even on here. I'll show you the one that made it through the airport.
Uh, I think mine's six inches. This is three for the blade only, so it's not quite the same. But this, you guys, I just don't think I should have been able to get through there with this. Here you go.
okay it just feels wrong oh my gosh that i know that link dude freaking animal look at that
they got they got i got through with that but add another three inches on that blade that's how
big mine is and um okay nothing not a word and it's all metal including that the handle part
is metal so it's not like it was hidden in some you know x-ray proof plastic handle yeah
it's like a full-on blade and i got and i made it both ways so whatever's going on between
Salt Lake City International and
I guess John Wayne
They don't care about your knife
They don't care, yeah
That's fine
Maybe John Wayne himself said
Thou shalt always let knives through
He said before he died
Well anyway, don't be doing that
Don't break into people's things
Yeah, don't hit him with a hammer
Kang
I hope you've learned your lesson, Kang
Not over a game you guys
Geez, Louise
Nothing good ever came from being named Kang
We find out
I agree
All right, final story here.
Speaking of flights,
angry passenger hurled a computer monitor
at an airline staff in O'Hare Airport in Chicago.
Oh, man, don't be throwing whole computers at people.
A woman shocked onlookers
as she leapt over the checkout counter
and hurled a computer monitor
at a frontier airline staff in Chicago O'Hare International.
Footage of the incident was posted on July 30th
by another traveler.
Let's see, the woman had missed her flight
and then lost it after staff didn't allow her to board.
In the video, the woman of Klazor with the baggage conveyor belt
and into the staff area begins grabbing and yelling at the employees
after being pushed back by another airline worker.
The woman grabs a computer monitor off the check-in desk,
threw it toward the staff, hitting one of them,
and hurled a second monitor onto the floor.
Jeez.
She's pissed.
Look at this.
The dude on the ground.
Yeah.
I think I would, I would hope I would,
this is one of those situations where I would want to step in.
When people yell at people, I might say something.
Yeah, I remember you're telling me about the dude in the airport during the delay, who was a big...
He was a total ass, but, you know, at least he was just being verbal.
But if somebody gets up, Chuck's a monitor at somebody, I don't know.
I think you ought to get in there and help.
I guess this guy in the green shirt is, look at him getting up there.
He's like, yeah, back up, lady.
Look at the photo.
Is there a photo or video?
Video.
Yeah, it's video.
Awesome.
Hold this up here.
I don't know that I've ever seen anybody go quite that overboard in a public place.
Have you ever seen anybody throw shit up people?
You ever get one of those?
No, no.
I've lots of Karen's yelling at other people and being obnoxious a-holes.
But never to the point where they're picking things up and even throwing it on the floor, let alone at an employee.
But just this guy, oh my gosh.
Yeah.
well it's the lady but yeah oh yeah that guy's just held oh there it is okay yeah
cheese yeah um chat room's having a conversation i got to it i got to the i was watching
the guy yeah the green shirt guy coming around he intervened geez yeah he really does yeah
i thought he was the instigator at first because he's because he's also blurred out it's
it's almost always a dude anyway uh so when it's a lady i'm always a little surprised uh some
in the chat or having a conversation about how it's strange that American kids grew up having
pocket knives all the time. You've got to remember something. Like if you're in Europe, you're
in a, you know, let's say you live in Paris. You could drive in any direction and be in Spain
in less time it takes me to get to St. George or Vegas. Like you can, it's a smaller, more tight
thing. So, especially metropolitan wise. Maybe not from France to Spain, but yes. It's still pretty,
it's pretty short compared to like some of the distances out here.
So for me to get to Brian's house, it's going to take me 10 and a half hours.
For me to get to L.A., it's going to take me about 12 if I drive.
It's a much bigger place.
And the reason I'm even saying that is because growing up when I did or when we did,
Scouts was a thing, outdoor stuff was constant.
You were camping all the time.
It's not unusual that you and your friends would just go up in the canyons on a Friday night,
and knives are helpful when you're trying to hike or get through a place
or you need to cut a rope or whatever it is you're doing.
Sure.
It's not like you're all weaponed up.
It's just, it was a utility.
It was like a...
It was used, right.
Like a little tiny Swiss Army knife.
If I had anything growing up, it was like a little Swiss Army knife.
And I probably used the little flathead screwdriver in there more than I did the actual knife blade.
All right.
Right, right.
But it wasn't like we were running around with swords or something.
Yes.
It was like, I need something to open up this tinfoil dinner.
Get your pocket knife.
Yeah.
You know?
That's how we lived.
It's how we live now.
All right, we're going to take a break.
When we come back from this break, we're going to hang out with our good pal, Travis.
He's going to bring some trivia to the table.
We're going to see how we do.
It's his time of the month, folks.
And that'll happen after this song break.
Brian, what did you bring?
Scott, today we're going to go around the world.
This was a little tougher one to find because it turns out there's a lot of bands that have a similar name.
But look for this one and look for the album title.
So the band name is Maddie, M-A-T-T-Y.
is I think you might actually just be a dude.
Yeah, Matthew Tavares, goes by the name Maddie, M-A-T-T-Y, has his latest album, which is called Pops, comes out via Lex Records.
This is really good stuff.
This is kind of like, God, what does it remind me of?
Like early 2000s rock, killers, vines, that sort of thing.
This is awesome.
the track that we're playing is called Around the World
and I think it might be the second or third single from this album
I'm trying to see if I can see one that the other the album is already out so the whole thing is out
you can listen to the whole album it's great the album is called Pops P-O-P-S
so when you do a search search for Maddie and Pops and you'll find it
here is the song Around the World
Don't know what's in store tonight
Funny how you're so divine
Gonna run around the world
I'm in arm with you my girl
Life's just perfect when you're mine
I see them stars there in your eyes
funny how you make them shine
gonna run around the world
I'm in on with you my girl
it's so perfect you and I
yeah you make me fall for you
yeah that's just what you do
only want to sneak away
because I love the games we play
Yeah, love is here to stay
I know love's the only way
Yeah, you make me fall for you
Yeah, that's just what you do
Never gonna be afraid
Cause the love is here to stay
I know love is here to stay
Funny how you make them shine
Funny how you make them shine
Go on around the wild
Home and on with you, my girl
It's so perfect you and I
To be perfect
Promise this I'll never leave you
Don't you know how much I need you
Yeah you make me fall for you
Yeah, that's just what you do
Only want to sneak away
Because I love the games we play
I know love is here to stay
I know love is the only way
Yeah, you make me fall for you
Yeah, that's just what you do
Never gonna be afraid
Because the love is here to stay
I know what love is here to stay.
I know love's the only way.
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Maria.
And we've returned.
Who is that one more time, please?
Sure.
That's an artist called Maddie with a brand new album called Pops.
That's one of the singles from the album.
It's called Around the World.
Nice.
Not to be confused with the deaf punk song of a similar name.
Not to be confused with that.
Nope.
Yeah.
Don't confuse it, folks.
Around the world.
world all i can think of is that awesome michael gondry uh video with the uh the mummies like
every group of people in that video representing a different instrument in the song
it's a classic just of that it's such a good video it isn't it i know it's great he should make
more of those even now why doesn't he maybe he does i miss michael gondry does he still do
things or let's see he does but they're in france like he did the science of sleep he did eternal
sunshine of spotless mind. He did the science
of sleep. And I'm trying to remember if he did anything
more recent that was
like an American movie release. And I don't
think he did, but I think he's back to
creating movies in France.
I feel like we haven't heard much from him. So probably
focused on domestic movies.
Well, let's play this and get this going.
This is Travis. And you'll do well to listen
carefully to what he has to say.
It is Travis. And you should listen carefully because he comes
here once a month. And if you're not paying attention,
you might just miss it as Ferris Bueller
once wisely told us. That's so
True. That's right. What I believe to be, I could be wrong about this, but as a kid's memory goes, I think it's the first time I ever saw a post-credit scene of any kind in a movie. I think it was the first. And I'm sure that's not true, but that's what I remember. I'm sorry, which movie was? Ferris Bueller. Oh, yeah, I think it was. Oh, no, airplane for me. Airplane. The guy in the taxi cab says, all right, I'm going to give him five more minutes.
Oh, right. That's okay. So there's one that I absolutely saw before that.
1980 whenever airplane came out something like that yeah it's much much less than we get him now
we get them every other movie feels like they have them now but back in the day it was like
this special little treat you know yeah uh Travis I was good to have you here man
go ahead I was googling my Michelle Gondry to see what he if he's done anything recently
and there is a 2023 movie called the Book of Solutions but it was released in France
first le livre des solutions but um looks like it's his kind of typical
special effects
weirdness bonanza
so I'm hoping
it's streaming
somewhere
here in America
also stars Sting
oh well
that's cool
bring him out
I mean
I'd be in
yeah
I'd be in
wait you haven't seen
the book of solutions
French movie
right
oh we never
busy
I never
I never saw
Bekind rewind
I always forget that's him
never saw that
it always seems so
Sweeting of movies.
Yeah, and it just seems so
on the surface, it's just kind of a dude
Where's My Car kind of title.
I just never got around to. I know it's not what it is
and there's something deeper there, but I just never did.
So to me, that's just like some goofball 90s
comedy, even though it came out in 2008.
And I didn't know that was Michael Gondry.
The difference between that and internal sunshine
of the spotless mind, I mean, those may well
be on different planets.
I don't even sound like the same director.
You know, when you've seen it, though,
I feel like they're a lot closer than you expect
because there's a very, he has a very, not janky, but there's a way of his special effects that
almost feel homemade sometimes like in Eternal Sunshine.
And Be Kind Rewind is all about that, all about creating movies that have that janky kind of special effects.
Yeah, I should probably see it at some point.
You should. It is, it's really good, yeah.
All right, Travis, it's your time. It's your time.
Step up to this podium. Take that mic.
It is my time. Challenge us.
I'm back in the States.
They let me back in.
Yeah, welcome back from the land of England and Scotland and all those places you went.
I almost, I mean, I'll be honest, I didn't want to come back.
I wouldn't either.
I love it over there.
Sadly, that fun little name tag that Abby made for everybody for Vegas, I had that with me,
and it's now lost somewhere in the highlands of Scotland.
Oh, no.
I'm sure she can make you another one.
I'm sure she's like the pattern is still in the pattern buffer.
Probably run it right through the transatlantic.
Porter over to you. Yeah. Also, I can confirm, by the way, that Claire drives in all caps.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, never actually rode in a car where Claire was driving. I rode in a car where Claire yelled at the taxi driver, but that's it.
What is one drive in Ireland? What's her car? Let's docks her car. I'd like to know what it is.
It's got to be a mini. It's just a little, just a little sedan. But we drove along like the North Coast,
went to Giants Causeway and all that kind of stuff.
It was really fun.
Did you go to the dark hedges?
I think so.
It's a road where the trees overlap the road and make like almost like a tunnel.
They used it in Game of Thrones.
We might have.
I was, I caught something a couple of days while I was in Scotland.
And so I was kind of coming down off of that when I got to Ireland.
So a few of the things are a little fuzzy.
but yeah no it was it was great it was a ton of fun and i can't wait to go back well uh you looked
you looked you fit right in over there these pictures and stuff yeah i did yeah i did you like a highland
you like you're gonna uh mill gibson was going to tell you and your boys to moon him from the hill
and you would be all in on mooning you know oh for sure and it was super fun to go to uh locations
that they shot highlander in because i was over there with a tour for um adrian paul's the sword
experience. He was there leading it. And we went to locations he shot in for the series and
they used for the movie as well. So that was a ton of fun. Is this a thing he does all the time?
He just tours, you know, leads tours up there? Yeah. So he has a company called the sword experience
and they do choreography and sword work. And he does these like one and two day events all over the
world, but he'll do tours every once in a while that are a little bit longer. And they'll go to
locations. He's doing one coming up in
October, I think, in Vancouver,
which is where they shot most of the series.
But this one was
locations in the Highlands, and then we did
sword training every day.
And we actually did sword
choreography in front of Aeland Donnan
Castle that they used in the movie.
And we didn't have permission. So he was like,
all right, we're going to go. We're going to
you guys will have an hour to tour the castle
and check everything out. And then we're going to go over here
and just start working and
filming it, and if they ask us to leave, we'll leave.
So, which
that was, that was great.
Would you, would you say Highlander is your
Fury Road? Is that a fair statement?
I mean, you love it, clearly. You've got to show
about it. You're traveling there, like,
you know. It's,
it's one of those. I love the lore
of Highlander so much.
So, kind of, yeah, it is kind of my
Fury Road. Anytime there's something involving
Highlander that shows up on social media, I get
tagged in it. Yeah, the
algorithm knows who you are by now, I'm sure. Yeah. But I don't know if anybody loves a movie
the way you love Fury Road. Me, maybe not. I don't know. They're, I'm sure. I love movies. I love
a lot of movies, but I don't know if I love any movie as much as you love Fury Road.
Yeah. I mean, honestly, my, my Fury Road is running scared, if I'm being completely
honestly. Running scared is your Fury Road. The Billy Crystal one or the...
Yeah, absolutely. That is, I adore that movie and I will champion it till the day I
well it's lord knows it needs the help so keep that going uh well let's get to uh let's get to this
trivia i'm so excited because i need to feel challenged right now so challenge me all right all right
uh right now leading into this uh our standings our brian is up five to two uh that sounds right
in the standing so scott you got a little work to do here but i think you can do it um so we're
going to start with you we're doing uh for those that are hearing this for the first
time we are doing a name that tune style betting on the number of clues that you will need
to guess these things so we're going to start off with a movie okay i'm going to give you cast members
um so scott you can start the bidding i've got six cast members for this movie for a movie
single movie um well i'll i'll go ahead and try it in four okay
Brian
I will try it in three
three all right Scott you want to try for two
I'm going to let Brian try it for three
okay all right
do that Brian here are your three
cast members from this movie
John Ham
Lily James
John Bernthal
oh shit
I don't he does that
because then he knows it I know he knows it
All right, John Ham, Lily James, John Baranthal.
Oh, duh.
Of course, it's a baby driver.
Damn it.
That is correct.
There you go.
I was really hoping you're trying to remember a John Hamm movie.
Okay.
So, Ryan goes to Brian.
Brian, you get to start our bidding for round two.
This is going to be an actor.
And I'm going to give you titles of movies.
this actor has been in.
Okay.
I will.
Let's go five.
Five.
All right.
Scott?
I'll do it in three.
Oh.
Going in three.
Brian, you want to try for two?
Name that actor.
Actor?
Based on movies, right?
Okay.
Name that actor, Scott.
Okay.
All right, Scott.
Here are your three movie titles.
Broadcast news.
Raising Arizona
The Incredibles
Oh, oh
Um
Um
Elastic girl
Uh, hi, I need a baby, hi.
I ain't leaving until I got a baby.
Need a name.
Holly Hunter.
Very good.
Who.
I could not get the last name, but I knew it was Holly.
Almost said Molly.
Almost said Molly Hunter.
and that would have been wrong.
That would have been wrong.
A couple others, by the way, that she was in,
Oh, Brother Where Art Thou?
A Life Less Ordinary, which I had a huge crush on her from A Life Less Ordinary.
There's something about her character in that movie.
I don't know what it is.
And also the detective one where she's some detective's assistant,
she's hiding under the desk when somebody comes in and shoots him.
It was a Grisham thing, right?
Was it not the firm?
Was it the firm?
Yeah, I think it was the firm.
The firm?
Yeah, okay.
I think that's right.
Yeah.
Okay, one to one.
Here we go.
Scott, you're going to start the bidding for round three.
This is our music round.
Okay.
So I have clips.
I have seconds from this song.
I have the following of one, two, two, three, five, and nine second clips of this song.
Um.
Hmm.
You're going to struggle with these.
I'll start with, I'll say three.
You can do it in three.
Three seconds.
All right.
Brian, do you want to try and less?
I'll take two.
Name that tune.
Here is your two seconds of this song, Brian.
I believe that is a T-Rex with Banga-Gong.
That is correct.
Bang-a-gong, get it on.
All right.
Damn it. I could have done two.
I wouldn't remember the name, though.
Not the T-Rex part. I would have got Binga-Gong, I think.
Would you have taken just title, or would you have to have artist?
I would have taken the title on that one.
All right. I will be more brave next time.
There you go.
Okay. All right. Round four.
Are you thinking I would have taken one?
No, I just think I'd have a better chance of you not taking one that if I...
Three. I mean, I knew you were going to take two.
There's no way you weren't going to take it.
Anyway.
Round four, we have a TV show.
Brian, you're going to start the bidding on number of characters from this TV show.
Okay.
All right.
Character names, not performing names, character names.
Correct.
I will go four.
Four, all right.
You say it's a TV show?
TV show.
Uh, I'll do it in...
I have to be bold here.
I'm going to lose.
I could do it in two.
Scott, name that TV show
Here are your two character names
Lana Kane
Barry Dylan
Lana Kane
Barry Dylan
Why is that familiar to me
Lana Kane
Barry Dylan
Oh
Uh
Um
Oh shit
The
The
The
The car
It's a cartoon
I
I swear when this happens
I can smell it
Yeah
It's a cartoon
And it's
It's from those
Shit
It's got what's there
Oh
Oh shit
It was there
Oh, Bob's Berger's in it.
Archer, freaking archer.
There we go. There we go. We got it.
Oh, my God.
We're coming down to the wire there, but I'll give it to you.
Nicely done.
I had to go with Barry.
I almost went with, instead of Barry Dylan, I almost went with other Barry.
Barry.
Sure.
It helps that I've been binge watching those a lot lately.
Oh, really?
I have a big old crush.
on Aisha Tyler.
So, hey, Lana came.
Who doesn't, right?
She's great.
By the way, Dr. Krieger from that show,
the actor that plays him, Lucky Yates.
Lucky Yates, yeah.
I knew him from Good Eats,
long before Archer ever came out.
He would be a side character
in skits on Good Eats all the time.
I didn't know that.
Especially as the dungeon master
was a great character he would play.
He and the actress who does
the voice of Pam
They did the intro to one of our Frog Pants All-Stars games at Nurtacular one year.
Oh, that's fantastic.
Yeah.
There's them sitting on a couple of pool chairs giving everybody the rules of Frog Pants All-Stars.
Love it.
That was awesome.
Yeah.
I wonder if I've got that.
I wonder if that's up on YouTube.
If not, I should put up on YouTube so folks can check it out.
Yeah, we have it.
I'm sure it's somewhere, right?
They weren't afraid to be on camera and did not replace themselves with a little action-figure version of
themselves.
No, no, unlike certain person that did that.
No appearance.
No on-camera work.
And a little plastic lieutenant yard.
Well, that puts us tied up to, too, too, going into the final round.
This is for all the marbles this way.
So, so, uh, let's see.
Scott, you're going to start the bidding on round five.
It's another actor, um, with movie titles.
Movie titles and actors, okay.
I want to really get this.
The question is.
I'm going to say three.
Let's see if this works for me or not.
All right.
Three.
Brian, do you think you can do it less?
And you're giving us movie titles.
We have to name the actor, correct?
Correct.
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah, I got to go for two.
I can't.
It's a defensive play.
Got to do it.
Yep.
My strategy is hoping that Brian can't do it too.
It was a very good.
It was a very good strategy.
We'll see if it works.
So Brian, name that movie or those actors.
All right.
Here are your two movie titles.
A score to settle.
Running with the devil.
Okay.
Holy crap.
It would help if I had heard of a score to settle.
That might help things.
But I'm also like thinking.
about the previous answers to see if I can come up with something that is a that is a tie-in part of the theme here today yeah yeah I cannot find a pattern yet I don't know what it is I'm finding professions is what I'm finding
yeah this one was a little tougher this month yeah really was um I'm gonna say I'm gonna say
Because they feel older to me.
Running with the devil.
Running with the devil.
I can't even think of what decade that might be from.
All I can hear is David Lee Roth for some reason.
Let's say James Cagney.
Incorrect.
Oh, man.
Give me a third.
I was hoping to at least be close.
I have no idea.
Give me a third.
You get a third title.
That title is.
Color out of space.
And give me the other two again?
Give me five more.
No, just the original two.
I don't need more.
What was it against?
Running a score to settle.
Score to settle.
I'm running with the devil, right?
Running with the devil and color out of space.
Color out of space.
Score to settle.
I don't know.
I'm just going to say, I mean, who's someone who'll just do anything?
someone who would just do anything
why would you go to someone who would just do anything based on those
goals i don't know like if that's it feels like if this if you're right about this being
about professions or something and this is an old these sound like old movies to me
so i'm just going to say uh who's there might be a podcast that does a theme around this actor
once a year
Oh come on
Once a year
That didn't help me
All right
He doesn't listen to the show Brian
There's a once a year show
I'm not listening to
Who's doing a once a year show
I'm just saying
There's a podcast out there
That once a year
Yeah
Has a theme around this actor
May even be more than one episode a year
But they're all kind of grouped together
I've no
idea um all right i'll just say uh i don't i don't know uh exhibit the rapper turned actor
exhibit i have no idea i that's wrong but i love that guess yeah um a couple of other movies
uh that were in this list were kill chain primal and grand aisle now this was a tougher one
because the actor brian's probably figured it out by now i i saw chat
after, yeah, after my guess,
because I wouldn't get a fourth or anything like that, so.
The actor was Nicholas Cage.
What?
I don't know any of those,
but I was right, wasn't I,
about people who do anything for acting jobs?
You were. I didn't know how he got there,
but you were right about that.
Yeah, shit.
Here's the fun thing, though.
All six of those titles I gave you are from 2019.
Really?
He did all six of those movies released in one year.
I have heard none of those.
No, I haven't heard.
of any of those movies.
That's what I was thinking, all right, these may be,
these have to be like old movies or something,
like running with the devil.
Yeah, either that or it just feels like somebody's
direct a video, which I guess this kind of is for him, right?
Some of them were, but Color Out of Space did get a theatrical release.
That was actually a really good one.
It's based on the Lovecraft story.
And that one, I think, is one of, like,
the better Lovecraftian movies.
Well, like, a big Cthuloo.
A lot of people in the chat room have seen that.
There are a lot of them are talking.
about Colorado space and saying we need to check it out.
What is the, is it like big, big elder god stuff or how's that, what is it like?
Do you know?
A meteor hits on this little farmland area.
Nick Cage and his family have like a farm in its main or somewhere in the northeast.
Yeah.
And the meteor hits and there's a weird color and strange things start to happen.
It's an odd story, but it's, it's really well done.
All right.
Some in the, yeah, people in the chat, like Brian was saying, some of them really like it.
I might have to check this out.
I really liked it.
But yeah, Cage is the gift.
Yeah, what's your month for your, yeah, what's your month for Cage movies?
This month, it's August.
You do a show just about Cage movies once a month?
I didn't, or once a year?
No, he does once a year.
Yeah.
Just with Cage movies.
Oh, all right.
I thought you meant it was like some dedicated podcast to nothing but Nick Cage.
movies once a year or something like that which that that threw me i still can't figure out so
baby driver t-rex bang a young holly hunter archer oh so oh okay archer hunter driver and i was thinking like
what other names have professions and i was oh adam driver but tinker taylor spy so i've been so
busy lately that
coming up with a good
theme to tie everything together
was tough.
So initially it was going to be,
I was going to center everything around Nicholas Cage
and Cage stuff, but it was hard
to find beyond just doing a bunch
of his movies, something
that I could do. That's where the song
came from, though. Banga Gong was
used in one of his latest
movies, Long Legs. Oh, really?
Okay. Which, if you haven't seen that,
I do want to see that. Yeah, is it good?
Is it out yet? Is it a streaming
hanging out or get that anywhere? Do you know?
I don't think it's streaming yet.
It's probably a complex way to watch it, but I'm sure there is.
So those two tied together, but the other three, I'm going to DragonCon in about a week
and a half.
And DragonCon takes place in Atlanta, Georgia.
So I themed the rest of it around Georgia.
Baby Driver is set in Atlanta.
Archer is produced in Atlanta.
and Holly Hunter is from the Atlanta area, Georgia.
That's cool.
So went that route.
That's great.
And you're going to be doing a live – I love the fact you're doing a live panel – wait, you haven't seen –
First year, you've done that, or have you been doing these at DragonCon for a while?
Nope, first time.
This will be my first DragonCon.
Oh, really?
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
So when I finally said, you know, okay, I'm going.
Charles McFall, who's the track director for digital media, was like, well,
So if you're coming, we're doing, I'm right now saying we're doing a weight you haven't seen at the con.
I'm like, all right.
So I'm forcing him and my friend Phil Keating to watch Borderlands.
And we're going to talk about that.
Nice.
You didn't hate that as much as everybody else did.
You seem to be kind of okay on it.
I didn't hate it as much as everybody.
Is it great?
No, but I, you know, I wouldn't have gone to see it in the theater without something like the AMC, you know, A-list.
Yeah.
But I had fun with it.
It was fine.
Would it go up a star or half a star for you if it wasn't Jack Black or just if it
wasn't at such an over-the-top clap-trap performance?
No, because that's clap-trap in the game.
Okay, yeah, let me your phrase that.
He's over-the-top and super annoying.
Yeah, okay.
All right.
Yeah, maybe, and maybe that's it.
It's just I wasn't familiar with the games and that just felt so Nickelodeon to me.
In fact, if anything, he's, all the characters in this are like toned down from what they
are in the games.
Are they really?
I felt like, yeah, I mean, talk about Kevin Hart, I just felt like that character, that role was so toned down.
That could have been anybody in that role.
And it probably could have, which I was glad for that, though.
I didn't want too much Kevin Hart in that role.
But, I mean, it was fun.
I'm doing a couple other panels, too, actually.
So it's going to be a busy, busy time.
And I'm going to take my Ghostbusters cosplay with me.
Oh, very nice.
Oh, my God.
And make sure you do the go at, like, the.
the after dark walking through the the chain of hotels it is oh for sure amazing the difference
of night and day literally between what you see during the day and what you see at night oh my god
the parade you're gonna have such a good time i'm envious that you're going to at dragon con that is
such a blast yeah good luck on the stage man that'll be fun i like that excited but also a little
nervous just because uh you know it's doing shows in front of in front of people but uh i can't
wait, it's going to be a good time.
The Rath, the Wraith asked in the chat, why not the original
Claptrap voice from the games, they had a giant
falling out.
Yeah.
Like, lawsuity, like mess.
He was never going to be done that.
Also, I think some of that, too, is Eli Roth.
Because I think he wanted to kind of make his own thing
separate from the games.
But I don't know.
I have thoughts on that.
You'll share them on stage is what you'll do.
I will be sharing them on stage.
One of the thing I did want to mention real quick while I've got the
the time is um you guys know amy frost and jfdubeau and they do course yeah their podcast
ache willow yeah they're doing a book campaign right now um to get it into print form oh wow
cool so they're they're doing it's season one is going to go into print form um hopefully so they
they use a publishing service called ink shares that's kind of like a kickstarter type thing where they do
pre-orders and if they reach a certain threshold it goes into print and they're going to put recipes
from the season into the book
and all that kind of stuff. And so that is going on
right now at achewillow.com
slash book. And I told them that I would
make sure and let everyone know about it at any
opportunity I could. So here I am.
Nice. Doing that. Definitely check
it out. It's one of my favorite podcast, period.
I just love the story that
they tell and getting it into like a hardcover
book for him. It's really cool.
Yeah. I think, isn't this, this isn't the service
Tom he's using for his new book, is it? I think it might
be. It might be. Yeah.
Ink Shares has got a good rep. People like
him.
So worth supporting and checking out, help a fellow tadpooler and get their stuff in print
form.
That'd be awesome.
Absolutely.
A season one winner from America's Next Top Podcaster, too, Amy for us.
Yeah.
He was awesome.
Awesome.
Well, hey, dude, it's good to have you back, man.
And I hope the smell of Scotland stays with you forever.
I don't know what the smell of peat and sheep.
Yeah.
Sheep, Pete, and false dragon sightings in the lock, you know?
Oh, yeah, I saw Nessie.
Yeah, did you?
I got a picture of Nessie.
Oh, yeah.
Nice.
You're one of the few Americans who can just coax it out and, you know, yeah.
You're friendly and nice, and that's all that thing really cares about.
That's all I want in itself.
Everybody on the boat got a picture of Nessie.
They had a great little one of the windows and they had like a decal and you could line it up so it looks like you had a picture like Nessie coming out of the water.
That's perfect.
Oh, that's great.
It's kind of like the people who line up to do the St. Louis arch that they're holding up by their hands.
exactly that yeah yeah nice everyone's favorite or you're holding up the leaning tower of pisa
right exactly like you know those people those those locals must freaking hate that you know
it must just know i bet they love the tourism dollars it brings in well that's true who else is
gonna come just check out a tower that's sticking straight up yeah that'd be boring uh well that's awesome
dude have a fantastic month we will see you next time for more trivia from tvs Travis
see you, Travis.
He should show, he should get a, if they're going to be live,
I know a lot of those panels are live, we'd love to spread that around.
Oh, yeah, streaming for sure.
Yeah, that'd be great.
Be awesome.
Well done.
Thank you, Travis.
Real quick, couple of notes before we get out of here.
Today is a busy day, word on the street with Greg Street happening at noon with myself,
and I believe a couple of community folks over there are going to talk about the challenges
of being an open development studio and maintaining, you know, consumer connections.
how that world works now when you've got social media people
and how do you keep your community informed and happy
and respond to their needs and wants and all that stuff.
If that sounds interesting to you at all,
we'll be live at noon at frogpants.tv.
And then right around that time, something should,
I'll just say this,
keep your eyes on all the Blizzard channels
because something's coming out of them today
that I haven't been old to talk about
and I can't wait until I can say something.
So that'll be sometime today.
The NDA will finally be able to be lifted.
That's right.
take that burden off my back
and then the instance
2.0 will happen and drop tomorrow
around 3 sometime so be
prepared for that we got all kinds of stuff playing
the expansion happens this week
if you have early access
you get a three-day ad start if you have the epic
edition of the game
it's kind of a I don't know if they did this with the last one but I feel
like it's kind of new
where they're giving people early access for another 40 bucks
or whatever it is oh really?
It's a nice chunk of
don't know huh chunk of money
but anyway
do check it out zoe i haven't let it slip because nDAs are serious i'm not gonna
i'm not gonna let that go spoiler is one thing and an actual signed document that you know um
for a company he maybe would like to work with in the future sure it was a whole different thing
yeah i it's legally binding stuff i'm usually a lot better about for sure yeah anyway uh
that's gonna do it for us frogpans dot com slash tms for anything else you might be looking
for and we're out of here with a dedication or request or something
What do we got?
Cool.
So if I draft up an NDA for Captain America, Brave New World,
uh,
next February,
we're good.
We're solving.
We have a problem solved.
Yeah,
I'll sign that.
No problem.
When's the next anything we would care to see in theaters, by the way?
What's like the next hot thing after Alien?
The next hot thing in theaters?
Yeah.
Either Beetlejuice,
or,
um,
I know I got Gladiator 2 in November,
but it's a ways off.
Gladiator 2.
Um,
yeah.
Let's say,
last half,
24.
sure there's something big franchise film yeah something's coming right like craven the hunter maybe
maybe not venom three possibly maybe venom three it could be into that yeah let's see uh the crow
that's maybe oh the crow i do think i want to see the crow that's this weekend i might see that i was
never a big fan of the other ones but maybe you know using my free uh alamo draft house season
pass it's it's uh yeah why not right i know people are worried on that one but i love the comic and
i'm fine i'm in it's true the comic i really did like i didn't like the and you know i only saw
the first movie and watched it with you guys for a film sec i'd seen it before but uh but i never saw
the second pro we don't get joker till october oh i forget about joker i think the same month
you get venom yeah it's really not a nothing big in september though huh
Juana 2 in November.
Yeah, September's kind of light for big stuff.
Transformers 1.
I'll go see that with Van.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, looks like fun.
That looks like it'll be fun.
Yeah, it'll be a good time.
I'm expecting like teenage mutant
into turtle levels of fun.
Yeah, exactly.
All right, let's take this chance to play some music.
What do you got over there?
Sure.
When Megas rode in, I didn't have a birthday or an anniversary or anything today, so we're
doing this one.
When Megis wrote in and said, speaking of covers,
taking a song in a way different direction.
Melodica brothers are amazing.
So on someday you don't have anything,
their cover of Abba's Dancing Queen
is awesome, super fun video too.
Love the show, though, win megas.
Nice. Awesome.
Great, yeah, we take these requests too.
You hear something, you're a good cover you love,
then let me know about it.
This is a single that they just released.
It is the cyberpunk version of Dancing Queen.
Here are Melotica Brothers.
Friday night and the lights are light and the lights are low.
Looking out for a place to go
Whether play the right music getting in the swing
You come to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music's high
With a peter rock music, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance
dancing queen young and sweet only 17
dancing queen feel the beats from the tambourine
you can dance you can jibe having the time of your life
see that girl what's that scene digging the dancing queen
You're a teaser, you turn them out.
Leave them burning and then you come.
Looking out for another, anyone will do.
do you're in the mood for a dance and when you get the chance you are the dancing queen
young and sweet only 17 dancing queen feel the beats from the tambourine you can dance you can die and in the time of your life
See that girl
What's that she and deemed the dancing queen
Who
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