The Morning Stream - TMS 2703: Taylor Sweat

Episode Date: September 10, 2024

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ride the wave of information called the internet. Dobby pooped in the hamper today. He didn't mean to. The morning stream smells like apple pie. Good morning, everyone. Welcome to TMS. It's the morning stream per usual for Tuesday, September 10th, 2024. I'm Scott Johnson with Brian. Hi, Brian. Hi, Scott.

Hi. You know, as the show is, the show was ending yesterday, I thought I was going to be definitely ill all day, but I actually turned out okay. I feel better now. It did. Yeah, I was fully just hearing how things were moving, the direction of things were moving. I was fully prepared for a, you know, let's bump. I'm not feeling great.

Let's just bump. Yeah, I was really worried because Kim, Kim is still not great. She coughed most of the night. She's got whatever the raw end of this is, but even she's feeling better today compared to what it was yesterday. I just thought I was going to be a mess. Maybe I'm just too early still, and it'll be like later today. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know, but Kim's going to test today, and that will tell her whether she's got anything or not. Which part of the house she's sleeping in? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Although, since we are so we haven't separated yet, so chances are, if I'm exposed, I'm exposed. So I don't know if I don't think I'm going to avoid that if it happens. But we'll see. Brian, I want to start things off today a little weirdly, okay?

A little weird. Okay, all right. I'm going to play an audio sound, an audio file, an audio sound. that's redundant audio sound even well at ATM machine and uh it's going to be a weird noise that i would like to see if you can guess what it is okay okay um now the one thing i wanted to make sure i did was have the video handy so i can show you after in case you get this wrong so let's see where did i put it uh darn it i thought i had it out in handy did i not do that well all right somewhere oh here it is okay i found it Brian i'm going to play the sand

You guess what it is. Here you go. Any ideas? No. I was like thinking, oh, it's going to be some sort of weird mechanical deal or, all right, this is. So what's throwing me is that. Like I was going to say it's somebody doing a workout, like somebody doing a lifting or something, right? Like L-I-T-I-N-G, not L-Y-F-T-I-N-G.

Sure. Like, or squats or burpees or something like that. But there's the guy in the background going, RR-R-R-R. Yeah. Is that relevant? Is that part of it? That is part of this thing?

There's a part of it. Part of what that, that sound of the guy doing this, that guy, he's actually probably responsible for why the other noise is happening. This is the worst porn. Day porn I think I've ever heard in my life. The reason this is even a thing is I had this exact same problem. I heard it and went, I don't know what that could be. And I struggled because I heard it on my daughter's phone from across the room. I'm like, what is that?

She goes, guess. And so we had this whole thing. And I was like, I don't know. And finally, when I saw it, I couldn't believe it. Because I didn't know these things did that. I'll give you a hint that's not a person making that sand

which one is a guy but this part that that is not a person really is that like an animal of some sort

yeah not a human being it's the new collaboration between DJ Khaled and a moose was I close with moose no no but you're but you're oh it's close with DJ Call it I'll say no I'll say it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a mammal so you're close in that way

yeah definitely I mean I'm certainly not hearing amphibian in that sound yeah or bird some chat said said turtle but definitely not turtle yeah I mean goat goat seems to be the the most logical just based on the the Taylor Sweat Taylor Swift duet

I really like merged Taylor Sweat Taylor Swift duet that we've all heard Goat seems a likely story All right I'm going to show you I think that's so you're saying goat I'm going to show you what it actually is It is a baby camel Oh

And I never in my life Have seen a baby Well I guess I've never seen a baby Camel do much, but I didn't know that they sounded like a man in pain. Yeah. And he's actually like super chill. He's like enjoying the rub down. This guy's like massaging his legs.

And he's doing that. That's really funny. Isn't that weird? I mean, Campbell's always looked like they've got some discomfort going on with their open like, ah. Yeah. You guys think this hump's full of water, but it's painful. It's killing me slowly.

It's full of thumbtale. Yeah. I kind of, it made me kind of want, I won't lie. I would like to have, when I retire, I'd like a little tiny farm, nothing too crazy, give me an acre. And I just want a couple of weird animals like this around. It doesn't have to be a camel, but like a goat that screams. You want to live the shorts and acre life is what you're saying. A little bit. And I just want to be surrounded by animals that occasionally go, beh for no reason. Just like the goats that scream. I'm all, I'm all in on that. Let's do it. Sure. The fainting goats. The fainting goats would be the ones to have because I just do nothing but like surprise them. Yeah, walk out the front door and go blah! And they all

just kind of, yeah. All right, let's see. I've got the bullhorn next to the door. I've got the boat, you know, the right, right. Yeah. DJ Stangle says acre. Yeah, it's not a lot. But I think you can do a lot with an anchor, acre if you only have a couple. I don't need, I don't need vast amount of land and 400 cows or something. I just want like a little space with a big fence and a couple of those kind of animals. Maybe some pigs, you know, go out and do the slop or whatever you do. You dump the slop in there. Sure, sure.

That's how they eat. And then maybe once a year you slaughter one of them there pigs and you eat them. I don't want to do the slaughtering, though. Somebody else can do that. No, no. Feels like you have a hard enough time just cleaning up a little cat puke on the floor. I can't imagine you're doing a, you know, hanging them up. Upside down, all that business.

I mean, the worst thing I ever did is I held down at my, I don't remember even whose farmer was when we were kids. Oh, it's the same guy that punched the cow on the nose. I told you that story before. Oh, yeah. He had a chicken and they had me hold down the chicken body while they did the chopin of the head. And the dad did this. He wanted to show me what this is like. He's like, well, we're going to eat this chicken and show you the process.

You got to, you know, you got to know where your food comes from. He was that kind of guy. So I held down this bird with his son. We both held down the bird. And he went, shunk. Blood goes everywhere. He goes, all right, now let go. And then the chicken got up and ran around.

And I apologize, by the way, yeah, sorry to any and all vegans who were here that hate this stuff. But, you know, as a kid, I didn't know. And it did kind of wreck me for a while. I hated it. So nowadays, it's like, I don't want you to show me how you made the thing. Just give me the burger. I don't need to know.

I don't need to know how the food is made. I know how the food is made. I've seen how the food is made. I don't need to see any further how the food is made. Yeah. I've seen what No Country for Old Men does with a cow gun thing. That's right. The bolt gun. This is 100% why Carter won't eat meat. Well, twofold. She doesn't like, she's been a vegetarian since she was 11. She doesn't like meat generally. It makes her kind of feel sick. So that's always been true. She's got some weird kind of iron thing or doctor told her about. And it just makes her kind of averse to it. But even then, Her main reason is she wants to save every spider she finds. Of course. How do you think she feels about a cow and a goat and stuff? Of course, she doesn't want to hurt these things or kill them or whatever. I would have a hard time, too. If I raised a pig and I named it, I don't know, porky or something, I don't want to kill it in the fall. I don't want to eat it.

I would be like our pet by then, you know? Of course. So I guess. A little Wilbur, some pig. Yeah. Or whatever you're going to, I don't know what a good name for a pig is, but it's easy to go to Porky, Wilbur, or Petunia.

That's a good one. It's a girl. Yeah. Pigs are delicious, Tom. Arnold? Arnold? Was that the one on Green Acres, I think? Was it Arnold? Oh, man, I have so little connection to Green Acres. It feels like that show that was on before Beverly Hillbillies, and I would only catch Beverly Hillbillies or something like that. Anyway, Claire, I hope you're okay after all this discussion.

I know how she feels about this stuff. Anyway, next time you see a baby camel, just say, hey, what's your name? And they'll go, and then you'll move on. All right, let's move on to this. Oh, I got one of those, Kim bought them on sale at Costco. You get two for one, of course, because it's Costco. But we got one of those electrified, rechargeable USBC fly rackets.

Speaking of killing creatures. Oh, sure. like it's got like the the strings in the racket are electrified. This feels like great right after the killing a pig conversation. Yeah, it's perfect for that. Perfect. Depends on how you feel about flies, I guess.

But September in Utah is always fly season. It's always the worst. For whatever reason, this is when we get our flies the worst. Bees in August flies in September. And a little bit of crossover. Sometimes a bee will be hanging out with a fly, you know? Anyway, so the dogs are always

freaking out trying to eat them because they're on their backs. We're trying to enjoy time outside and the little, the little, uh, the citronella doesn't work as well as it does for like, uh, gnats and stuff and mosquitoes. So, uh, we decided to get one of these and try it. You just charge it up like you do your phone. Take it outside. And then you see a fly and you whack at it. What they don't tell you is, it's almost impossible to get them. They still get away. Yeah. Yeah. They're really good at dodging this shit. And at one point, the only one or two that I got were ones that landed

like on my knee. And then I would just like tap my knee and you'd hear. Oh, really? Oh, funny. And you'd go pop. And then one would get inside the racket and then you want to, I don't know if you ever smelled a burning fly, Brian, but I know what that smells like. From being near those, those hanging, you know,

those permanent hanging bug zappers, I guess not permanent, but the blue light that just basically Yeah. particularly busy night. Yeah. Someone at whatnot says, get that salt gun. I thought about it. Yeah. The bug of salt. Sure. Yeah. I kind of want to try that. We've talked about that one before.

But yeah, they're fun when you do hit them, though. Like if you get a good hit, you're like, yeah. And of course, okay, so let me tell you the difference between me and my son. There are many differences, but this is the chief difference between Nick and I. When Nick was little, all the way up till now, things that don't bother him drive me crazy. For example, if you hand me a nine-volt battery and say, I need you to touch him, this to your tongue to tell me if it still has a charge. I'd almost rather do anything else than that.

Really? I hate that feeling so bad. Like right now, it's just making me tense up and feel like tingly. I hate it. And it's so like bring it close to your time. There's so much anticipation. Yeah, the anticipation is what kills you. Yeah.

I really, really hate it. And so I never did it. I don't do that. Nick, no problem. Little kid just, ah, this one's, this was. one's works, this one's dead, eh, this one's dead. He just kept licking him. He didn't care. So we'd use him for like, is this battery dead? Can we put this in the beep? Well, fine Nick. He'll lick it and tell us, right? Right, right. So the same thing goes for this racket. My thinking is keep

your hands away from the racket. Don't touch anything except the handle. If I wanted to touch myself in the knee or whatever, that would be stupid. Why would I ever do that? And there's a button on the racket, right? Like, you're supposed to hold down the button while you swing it, because It's not on full time. Yeah, it's like a walkie-talkie kind of, you kind of hold it. Yeah, yeah. Well, in his case, first thing he does is take and go, oh, interesting, takes it out of my hand and hits his bare knee, hits his hand, pokes it with his fingers four times, and it's going, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, making all these, like, sparks and stuff.

And he's like, yeah, this is pretty good. It's not bad. I'm like, you're insane, dude. I can't do that stuff. It's freaking awful. Get a light bulb, an old regular incandescent light bulb. Have Nick put in his mouth. Just see if he lights it up, like, oh.

Uncle Fester. Yeah. Maybe he's more... Yeah, he needs it. He's more charged than man. He's in the middle of his dark origin story for the Marvel Cinematic Universe. He's going to become... This is how he becomes Electro.

Perfect. Yeah. Excellent. But better than they did in that other movie. Anyway. That's right. Brian, you had a question for me, it says here. Yeah.

Yeah. So we haven't really talked about it. It was right after TMS yesterday. Tim Apple came up and came out and talked about all the products. He sure does. Apple is coming out with. Have you ordered anything? So the answer to that is

not yet. And the reason I haven't, even though I have a 14 and it's probably timed upgrade. Yeah. You're not going to get any of that Apple intelligence on your 14. Not really. You get some basic stuff like the Siri. Some of the Siri stuff and all that.

But the jump to 16 from 15 is minimal. Yes. Correct. I'm not that. Impressive. Zero reason for me to go to the 16 because I've got the 15 Pro Max. Yeah. And I would probably... One little extra little slighty button for photos. It's like, yeah, it's fine. Not really need that, yeah.

I can touch other things for photos. Thank you very much. Yeah. Hello. And it's got a... It's got a faster chip and all that, but they always do. So it's, you know, to me that's not that big a deal now. My thing now is I'm actually considering, because there's so little difference in the 15 and 16, is finding a 15 for less. Oh, yeah, no kidding. Because, I mean, your carrier probably the day the 16s will come out will drop the price of the 15 Pro Maxes.

I would think so. I would, you know, assuming they have stock, I don't know how that Apple's pretty good at that whole supply chain thing, so maybe they don't. So we're going to look into that and we're actually thinking about changing to T-Mobile from AT&T at the same time. That way we get the phones and do all that. So that's where we are. As far as anything else, I think the new iPods Pro 4 or whatever the hell they are, whatever they are, two, I guess. The AirPods, the AirPods Pro. Their fourth iteration of regular AirPods, and then the pros are two, I guess.

That's interesting to me. To me too. Oh, because I might be needing a hearing aid soon. And if I could have one that is also a good noise canceling music source, then all the better. Yeah, that seemed cool. The new watch is cool, but I just got the freaking Ultra 2. Oh, you got the Ultra, oh, look at you. And the Ultra 2, I got a really good deal on it, but the Ultra 2 is, the changes to the new Ultra are minimal at best.

Yeah, yeah. So I don't even know if they could full on call that Ultra 3, did they? I don't even know. I don't know if they did either. But yeah, my watch is a 6, I think Series 6. So it's a bigger jump for me, but I'm still not really considering it. This one does everything I needed to do. It tracks when I go for a walk and shows my heartbeat when I'm doing my workouts and stuff like that.

I've only had this maybe two months anyway, so it's not like I was in the market. Oh, yeah. And then the other thing, what else? A good one for you because I know you hit your arm against tables and stuff a lot. I do, although, you know what? I've been really mindful of it, and I've yet to do anything stupid. The one thing that I did with my old watch, which was back like series two or three, is I smashed it against a rock while I was pulling weeds. and that cracked it and it quit working.

I will not pull weeds in a watch that costs more than 50 bucks. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I don't care what kind of fancy freaking, oh, the new version of Gorilla Monkey 3.0 glass or whatever. I don't care. I'm not doing that again. I don't blame you.

Yeah. But I also don't like cases on watches. I think they make them look wonky. So I'm just going to be, I'm just going to try to be careful. We'll see how I do. I don't know how well I'll do. I'll try. I'll do my best. But anyway, other than that, it was a lot of just iteration stuff.

So I'm kind of glad we didn't cover it either. We both had stuff. And so it worked out because it's just kind of very well. It's just kind of, it was a boring one. It was, yeah. No, it was a good one for us. There was no fake parkour videos. There was no, you know, other than just the usual, let me pass it over to Mike who's going to tell you about the new, blah, blah, blah.

Yeah. But there was not even any like running. or anything back and forth. Yeah, I need more. If you're going to put Federigi out there, you better have them do something weird, you know? I was paying more attention to the stuff going on in the background at Apple Campus like,

oh, look, they have a nice little bike path that goes all around that whole little area there. And who lives in that weird little house? Is that a house? Is somebody living in that house? Yeah, I wondered what that was, like a security building or something or I don't know. Yeah.

But yeah, like it was just kind of, it's fine. All of this was fine. but it's just we're at the iteration point for a lot of this and I knew they weren't going to the new Mac stuff wasn't going to get announced until later in the year anyway and it'll probably just be an announcement of all right the M4s are now in this

laptop and this thing and that thing and the new the Ultra or the studios and whatever will be 2025 maybe spring you know like there's all all that stuff's interesting but we are at that stage nobody's going to come out and go now a product to change your life forever I mean they may say those things but that's not what it is anymore and that's fine. It's okay.

Yeah. Yeah. I didn't rush out and do nothing. Did you? Did you rush out and buy? I did not. I did not. You know, like I said, I'm thinking about the AirPods Pro, the new version with the, like I said, the hearing aid functionality. But really, that's it. I've never owned any of the pros, and you'd recommend them. You've had them before, right?

I really, oh, I love it. I love the transparency function. The noise canceling is great. Yeah, I've been very, very happy with the AirPods Pro. All right, I might have to do that. A lot of little crevices to clean out, but there's like a, what did I get? I got something called the pod buddy or something, and it's like a little plastic tool. I love that. That's great.

And it's a little plastic thing, and it's got like six different tools, a little brush, a little poker, a little things like that that let you, you know, clean all the little crevices and where the magnet is down or the thing down the bottom of the case and all that. Like just lets you give it a nice little clean every once in a while because, you know, it's an area of our bodies that produces stuff. That's true. You've just got to keep things clean. That's true. I sort of also suspect that next year will be the year they announce a foldable and kind of get weird with things.

They'll have the intelligent stuff will be all integrated. They won't have to freaking focus on that anymore and they'll do like a foldable, maybe iPad foldable phone. Who knows? And I want to know, I want my biggest beef with foldables because they're out there now. They exist. They existed for a while. The new Google one seems nice. The Samsung's been doing fine.

The middle, the foldy bit, they guarantee something like 850 or 8,500 opening shuts or whatever. And I'm just kind of aware and I don't like wearing tear things. I prefer things to be less wearing and tear if possible. Like a hinge as opposed to – because, listen, we've – you know, we've tried making burritos before. We know that you get maximum one attempt at folding the tortilla to make a burrito before that thing is in pieces. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And that is good because Apple doesn't like moving parts, so maybe their method – that's the goal here, right?

I want some wakadoo-futory method of the way ours folds is through space age bumblebees or whatever the hell they do. Right, right, yeah. It's all pin particles when they start. talking about that stuff. It's like, we use nothing but the finest PEM particles to make sure that the cases are blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Yeah. So I probably get,

I don't know, probably get the five, maybe think about or sorry, the 15, and that probably will just save me some money on the contract and then. Yeah, it's a smart deal. And then what was the other thing? Oh, and the AirPods Pro. I probably will consider those. I think it's time for some smarter earbuds for me. Yes.

Uh, Brian, let's move into the news today. Yeah. You know, we're a news organization with some entertainment value. So we got to give people what they came for and play this. It's time for the news brought to you by. Half a grocery store chicken. Well, what do you do when your awesome cooking wife is down and out being sick? Do you order food?

Do you try to save money? What do you do? Well, Scott goes to the fridge and eats half a chicken he found. I thought you were going to say, I went to the same. store. I bought one of those rotissory chickens. And, you know, for the next two or three days, on day one, I'm just going to have, like, you know, a leg and a thigh. And then the next day, I'm going to, like, take some of the meat off and make tacos. The third day, I'm going to do this. Yeah, you just, you just took it out. Yeah. Did you, were you on the couch?

Did you at least eat at the table? I ate outside. Over the sink. Okay. I ate outside on it. And one of the anorondacks, and I sat there with the, at my side, the fly hitter thing. so in case I was going to get flies fresh you know flies are all telling each other I heard there's some chicken out here right right and then a nice cold can of dr. pepper cherry zero and that was dinner because that's how lame yesterday was it was fine though it was still good chicken as we had it the other day when the kids were over we only used half of it it was part of a rice bowl thing came made up so this was a good rotissory half chicken it's not like it was like older you know what, and a chicken, that's some, that's some, you know, your, you're, uh, of the proteins, a low fat low protein and that's a good one to sit there and eat. So good. That's right. Carter made Kim Tom Yum soup. So that's what she had. Oh, nice. Yeah. That's good for when you're feeling that. It's better than chicken soup, in my opinion. Yeah. And then the girls sat around watching anime and painting these amazing, uh, horns that Brian 3D printed for Carter's cosplay. So I don't

know how they look at they're in the other room drawing but uh they did they did uh prime them first though right they did that smooth filament will not hold paint okay good yeah i told them that was important uh yeah so if you do nothing else yeah if you listen to nothing else i say prime those horns prime your horns baby she's doing carlac uh and it's for an event and that's all she'll let me say because she doesn't want it to be weird if anyone should i hope uh i hope we'll see photos when when they're all done oh yeah i'm gonna get i'm gonna get that test pretty soon here, myself Scott. Tida's going out of town for a few days on Sunday, Sunday to Thursday. So my plan really is to go and buy a large Marco's pizza on Sunday. And then enjoy that Sunday night and Monday night.

Tuesday night, I have trivia. Wednesday night, I'll figure something out. And then she's home Thursday. That's enough. Pizza's great. Yeah. Especially a couple lunches. Yeah. Nothing wrong. with Marcos or Mod or any of those and you have enough self-control to eat half a pizza one day and then another half the next day. Hopefully a quarter pizza, yeah. Yeah, that's where I struggle. I will actually get something like Mark.

Marcos is, you know, if you don't get some big giant plattery pizza, it's like about that big, what is it, 12? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Marcos is like a, oh, I see what you're just saying. Marcos, your, Mod pizzas, you're like a little more than a personal size. Markos is like your dominoes. Pizza Hut kind of thing. At least the one here. I don't know if maybe you've got a different

Marcos out there, but we've got the chain of Marcos. Yeah, we like, and I like Marcos a lot. At fact, I think it was you who first suggested we try them. And I really liked them. And I can, I can, if on the first day Kim's gone, I could eat two pieces and I'm good. By day four, though, and if that pizza is new, I might eat the whole damn thing. Because I have no self-control when it comes to pizza. It does cross my mind. And there'll be a point where I'm like, oh, if I finish this pizza, this slice really quick, I can eat another one before I start feeling full from the previous slice I ate.

It is a matter of saying, I'm going to be full unless I get another, shove another piece of pizza into me right now. Yep. I'll find out at the end of this month because she's got a thing with her siblings. They're just trying to do as much as they can while her sister's going through chemo or in between her chemos. Could we just get the cancer out of the freaking... Ah, no kidding.

Anyway, so that's all going on. And then so be gone for that. So I'm going to have to figure out what I'm going to do while she's gone there and not lose my mind. And then come October, I forget the week, she's gone for seven days to help Wendy with something. She's just always on tap for everyone. If you need help, call my wife, I guess.

Yeah. Except today, she's in bed. So don't call her today. Forget it. Yeah. let's let's give Kim a little bit of a break from that yeah let her let her have a moment to breathe Brian let's start with this story

a kamikaze uh kamikaze termites never really thought of termites in the kamikaze way that apparently this is true they blow themselves up with explosive backpacks on their butt this is great their butt packs so it says here kamikaze termites in French

Guiana have evolved a unique defense mechanism carrying rucksacks filled with a toxic liquid. It's like a zerg, these things. It really is. It totally is. Yeah. What are those called in StarCraft 2 has them? They're zerg little balls and they roll in balls and they explode on contact. Oh, yeah, right, not the zirglings, but right. It's like that. Maybe even zirglings upgrade to them or something. Anyway, they can trigger them to explode and they poison their enemies in the process. Now scientists have solved the mystery of how these deadly

backpacks can be safely carried around and then detonated on demand. Oh man. Bainlings, that's it. Bainlings. Bainlings. Those things were literally the bane of my life, which is, I think, why they call them that. In 2012, research has discovered that old neo-caprite-termeans, say that. Neo-Capritermis. Great. Is that an M-R-M?

Yeah, Neo-Capturmees. Tarkua. Tarkua. Tarkua? Tara-Cua. Tarktuah. Haktua. Talk Tua. Yep. You hear she's got a podcast. She has a podcast. It's called Talk, Talk Tua. I'm not kidding. Okay. I'm not kidding. You know what? Worth it for her just have a podcast just to call it Talk Tua. That's actually pretty funny. I don't know. It's with those freaking Paul Brothers network, the Jake and.

Oh, geez, really? Yeah, none of this ends well. None of this sounds well. There's not a horse that they can't, a dead horse that they can't beat those two. Uh, not that we're calling, uh, I was interested. I was interested until I heard the Paul brothers were, uh, were involved. Yeah, I can't, I can't deal with it. I still hate that the whole thing's based on just like a random street comment. I just, yeah. And you go from that to, uh, whatever. I don't want to be, I don't want to be smart to anyone's success at anything. Sure, sure. But just be prepared that the, the meteoric rise is often followed by a meteoric crash. That's all. Probably getting a lot more dates than the, I like turtles kid. Yeah, that's a good point. that guy's got to be in his 30s or something by now right it probably is i hope he does still like turtles oh i hope he studies him i hope he's like a turtle expert yeah uh those won turtles

um let's see uh these are worker termites yeah worker termites yeah worker termites their arm with a blue spotted backpack that explodes when they're threatened uh these workers have a specialized pair of glands in their abdomens that's gradually secrete the enzyme blue lacase bee P-76. Sounds like something I'd find in my skittles. Totally. Yeah, something that's in the ingredients list. Yeah, yeah. As they age, these rucksacks, they accumulate them, and they're filled with this blue copper containing blue crystals. When faced with a threat, the aging workers rupture their bodies, mixing the enzyme with relatively benign secretions produced in those salivary glands. The result is a sticky liquid, rich and high poisonous benzoquinoes.

Quinones. Binzoquinoes. Benzoquinoes. Benzoquinoes. That can't... Laura Filaquana-Quine. That's what you gotta take. Clara Mara-Marit-Clickam in the clan. Look, it's an appropriate day for this guys.

All right? I love it. I get three people. I get Stephanie. I get Deserate. I get Jeannie all like, knock it off, Brian. And that's it. Yeah.

Stephanie yelling in all caps. I'm over it. See, my thing is. making fun of this guy, in my opinion, takes away any of his, any power that he may have had. You know, it's like, this is how I shrink him down to the little tiny size that he is, is by making fun of him. Well, there you go. Anyway, this kills predators, and it's pretty cool. I don't know if it's cool.

It's very suicidal, but I'm going to bring this up so people can see it. Oh, do you have a video? Just a photo, just from that link. A photo, okay, good. I don't know if I want to see. I wonder if there is a video. is somewhere. It probably is. But look at that thing. If you see that termite.

I don't like, I don't like bugs that are transparent. I don't like transparent bugs. That doesn't quite work. That's exactly where I was going. I don't either. Lightly transparent, fully transparent. I don't care where you are on the scale of transparency. Bugs should not be like

that. I don't like it at all. I'm with you. Especially because in this case, now I get to see all that stuff in there. Yeah, exactly. That does not look like, I'll bet that whatever's stored in there stinks yeah this is what gets put in cane's chest and then transforms into something i don't like it at all right i have a dog poo bag in my pocket oh well empty i hope yeah oh yeah i used two of them carter or uh uh reiner was on a roll today pooping every

five minutes that dog oh anyway well i don't miss having a dog for that reason i miss other parts of not having a dog but that part nope not at all uh hey frozen sperm in the news. Oh, good. Great news. I used to work next to a building that sold, what was it? We talked about this before, but it's like super expensive, is it, was it whale sperm? It might have been whale sperm or something.

What was it used for, just for? Some sciencey thing, yeah. Not just to impregnant other whales or whatever. No, no, I don't think, boy, that, that, talk about, I don't know how you do that job, but. Can you imagine? Lots of scuba gear and I've seen the biggest turkey baster you can find. Yeah.

I've seen horse people do it, but I don't know how you do it with a whale. How do you get a whale? Yeah. That's weird. I'm sure they have their methods, but frozen sperm hatches endangered Louisiana pine snakes. So this is good news if you were worried about the Louisiana pine snakes because they were essentially all but extinct at this point. The Memphis Zoo,

then in Memphis, Tennessee, has achieved a remarkable milestone. That is to say, not in Memphis, Egypt, because that's a thing. Oh, oh, gotcha. Just want to make sure people, you know, know where this is coming from. There's a Memphis Egypt. I didn't know that. That's where it was named after. Well, it's ancient city, so it's not like a, I don't think you know there now.

There's not still a present day Memphis Egypt. No, no. But in like, if you play, I'm trying to think where I saw this most recently. I guess it would have been. Probably one of the Assassins Creed, right? The Assassin's Creed, the took place. I think it was Origins, and you got to hang out in Memphis, which is kind of cool. It was a cool city in the game.

Yeah. Anyway, Memphis Zoo has achieved remarkable milestone and reptile conservation by hatching three Louisiana pine snakes, one of the rarest snakes in North America, using cryo-preserved sperm and artificial insemination. You got to get those snakes going, you know. Jeez. Then there's a... You don't think of snakes having a problem. No. No, not really, right?

snakes seem to be, they seem to be everywhere and have no problem reproducing, but there's something with the snake, I guess. Anyway, this is a groundbreaking success. They're calling it a world first for reptile species, marking a significant step in using reproductive technologies to preserve endangered species. Decades of research culminated in this achievement, Memphis Zoo's conservation team led by senior reproductive scientist Beth Roberts, collected and froze sperm from a male snake. After thawing, the sperm was used to inseminate two female snakes. out of the 10 eggs laid, five were fertile, and three hatched successfully. Well done. Nice. Snakes.

It's a bouncing baby snake. It's just like the one in Cupert. That's right. Oh, I hate that one in Cupert. Because he could go up or down. Any way he wanted to go, yeah. Unpredictable. No wonder my little guy swore all the time, you know?

I'm looking at it. I don't recognize the snake at all, but that's the one in the photo. Oh, let's see. It's weird. It's darker toward the front and lighter in the back. It's a weird snake. Oh, yeah. Cool.

I like the pattern on it, though. Yeah, it's nice. If it's, what was the old, um, no, I'm thinking of three leaves, leave it B. You're thinking of the,

yeah, but the coral snake has that. Red next to yellow. He's a poisonous fellow. Yellow, uh, yellow next to white. You'll probably be alright.

Or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It'd be useful if we actually remembered what it is, but there was a, It's like the whole point of it is to know it so that you don't run into the wrong snake And now I'm just like, no way, was it yellow?

It's like the beer and liquor thing. Beer after liquor, never sicker. Licker after beer, never fear, I think. Is that right? I've never heard of that. Yeah, I think that one's right. I'm not sure. Liquor after beer.

Is that because beer's got a lot of like calories and stuff and it helps? Probably. It's like you're more likely to throw up beer if you have, if you follow your heavy. Be spirits with beer, then you're probably more likely to throw it up as opposed to. Or it the other way around. Beer before liquor, never been sicker, says Chris. Oh. Okay.

So that probably does have like a blooming effect, like a... Maybe. What do you call it? Like it fills you up and then you're like, oh boy, got to get out of it. They got to barf. It's time to barf. Right. Hobbs dog says, if red touch yellow hurt a fellow.

If red touch black, friend of Jack. Well, who's Jack? Is he a stand in for all? of us. Are we all, Jack? I guess he's the guy that you push in front of you when you see a snake. He's your guy. Like, hip, you go, you go test it out, Jack. Yeah, give it a shot, Jack. All right, well, that's the thing. They're coming back, baby. So if you're worried about those things, I don't know. You know, it's crazy. I didn't mean this to all be about, like, bugs and animals and amphibians. But today's news is very animal. No kidding. And that's our next

one is, too. It's like, it's like brought to you by Orkin, our first segment here. Yeah, it's very weird. But I'll go. head with it anyway red bugs found it sorry bed bugs not red bugs maybe they're red i don't know i don't know what a bed bug looks like never had one they're larval state they are red okay i did a website for a bedbug exterminator out here and so i had lots of photos of bedbugs you ever seen one in real life like at a hotel or something yeah that that is something that i don't ever want to have to deal with because after reading after doing this website and knowing what's involved in how if you get them you kind of have to clear out all the photographs, paper, records, anything that is meltable, and then they heat your

entire house up to 135 degrees to kill all the bedbugs. So anything that can melt has to be taken out. That's terrible. Haneus, right? Yeah. That's how bad. That's how infested they get. Photographs. Yeah. Oh my gosh, dude. I didn't know that. I'm going to, I'm going to double down on never staying out of a place. I can't verify the bug situation. Exactly, exactly. Woof. Even if you have questions, then when you arrive back home, keep your suitcase in the garage, change clothes out there,

put on some fresh, like strip naked, go inside, put on some new clothes, and just let things sit out in the garage for a while. Yeah, that's foul. I've stayed at some hotels that were questionable, but I must have dodged a bullet because we've never had that at home. Yeah. Although we did get a weird spider. seen before the other day. Couldn't tell you what kind or

where it came from, but it was... The next day, Kim bought the electrified wrecked. Yeah. I don't actually, I don't even know if I told her about it, but I killed it. It was a big old fatty, like a big orb weaver bum on it. Oh, yeah. I like the orb weavers. I never kill the orb weavers. I've had this one I... Even if they're in the house, I'll take him outside. You'll take him out. Yeah, you Carter would elect you more. I definitely killed it. I was like... Wolf spiders, you are, you are dead the moment I see you. Yeah. I don't like wolf spiders.

fighters at all. And, um, yeah, no, thanks. Jeez, Max, Trolbot says cops say, I can't do more garage nudity. I'd love to know more about that story. Well, do close your door, Max. Yeah. Yeah, what are you doing? And your name is trollbot. Come on. Yeah. Uh, anyway, uh, according to an email, the Riverside High School principal, Gloria Woods, bedbugs were discovered in Google Chrome books that were stored in the school's media center over the summer. So this happened to the school. Uh, uh, that's foul. So there's They're all up in these kids' laptops. Don't know where they came from originally.

Spokes him from the Durham Public Schools where the DPS, that's damage per second over there. That's right, exactly. They've got a really high DPS in Durham. They said the laptops were issued during freshman orientation before classes begin on August 26th. Now the school is asking for the newly issued laptops

to re-returned and encouraging families to inspect their homes. According to Terminix, pest control, bedbugs can hide in the tiny gaps and openings of laptops. and other electronics, although they will eventually leave and seek out a blood host. I mean, they're not going to get much nutrition out of a Chromebook. No, they're not going to, yeah, exactly.

You leave them in there long enough, they'll die. That's what I was thinking, oh, if it's over the summer, then that's no problem. They're just going to die for not getting anything in them. But no, that's worse, right? With like these Chromebooks, they get passed around, like you check one in, the next night, you check a different one out. These are going to everybody's houses, these little bugs climbing out. It's pretty gross.

It's pretty gross. This wouldn't happen with an Apple. Those things get up to 150 degrees. At least the MacBook airs that they've used to get up that hot. That's true. Although that M1 air is really cool. Runs really cool for us. I don't know if that's fantastic.

I don't know if they're indicative of that. I assume they are. But the old. The intel's would get so hot. Yeah, they did. And that little fan going, wee? Or didn't they have a model early on with the airs that decided not to do a fan? And they got really hot because I think that's what it was.

That's the irony of the MacBook Air that doesn't get any air, that doesn't cool itself off. Yeah, you got to blow on it yourself. Let's see. I guess that's it. They don't know what they're going to do. Oh, it's interesting. It says, in addition to the bedbugs, a new school this year, started with issues surrounding employee pay with more than 50 employees receiving incorrect paychecks. This comes after DPS employees held multiple protests. Last year's over a pay, or over a pay pursuit. So it turns out if you're already having a bunch of discord in your school district and then you introduce bug bugs in all the kids' computers, well, you're not having

a great first year back from the summer, you know? Anyway, enjoy. Geez. There's, here's a story for you. Ripped through this in real quick. Florida teacher uses legs to put three-year-old in a headlock during story time. I mean, they're kind of an animal, right? It's just funny that they get more money for the headline if they put Uses Legs. Like, Florida teacher puts three old in headlock during story time. I feel like it's a perfectly acceptable title.

You don't get anything additional with Uses Legs to put three old in headlock during storytime. Yeah, it's very weird. A teacher was arrested Saturday. She allegedly used her legs to put a three-year-old boy with autism and a headlock during class. Vilma Otero, age 59, aren't they always? It's facing child abuse. Hello, my name, Wilma. She sounds like a Bond villain, doesn't she?

Vilma! She's going to put one of the James Bonds in a headlock with her legs. That's right. Facing child abuse charges after a pareducator, paraeducator? What does that mean? Parra educator. Because you use that with like paramedary. Parascial. Parasocial.

Ejects. I don't know. I don't know what that means. Anyway, was assigned to her classroom. Witness the incident. It saw it unfold and then filed a report with the Florida Department of Children and Families, or the DCF. Let's see. An arrest affidavit was issued, of course, frustrated students walk out. Oh, that's a whole different story. Anyway, the lady in the classroom said that she was setting up the activity during the children's story time.

She heard the kids start to cry and scream from the other side of the room. When the para-educator turned around, she saw Otero sitting in a chair with a three-year-old between her legs and a chokehold. Well, yeah, if you're freaking, don't be doing that shit. Okay. This is not, this is not helping calm children down first step. No, it's like step eight. If one through seven don't work, then you move to the chokehold. Yeah, you don't want to know what 10 is.

10 is, step 10 is. Oh, 10, 10, yeah, 10's bad. It's really bad, you guys. Don't do it. The angry, angry caterpillar. That was the book that they were reading, by the way. Yeah, that'll do it for it. That'll get the teacher all worked up.

Well, there you go. That's your stories for the day. We're going to take a break when we come back. TV's Travis will be here, a little Travis trivia time. Yeah. Always look forward to that. We'll see how we do. I'm feeling a little brain dead today.

So who knows if I even have a chance. Oh, thank goodness. It's all relative. If you feel brain dead and I feel brain dead. I do feel brain dead too. So, yeah, it should be, it'll be a zero-zero tie. Sorry, TV's Travis. Brian will get all the music ones. I may get a movie year.

Brian will win. I already know how this is going to go. Anyway, that's all coming up after this break with a song that Brian brought. What did you bring? Yeah, I brought a song from a band named Cybrus. S-Y-B-R-I-S. These guys are from Chicago, and they've got a brand new album coming out called Gold on Hold. They're returning after 15 years.

on the brand new relaunched absolutely kosher label. The song is great. The music video is even better. So I urge you if you want to check it out. This kind of makes me want to work in a bar for some reason. The song is called Dead. The band is called Cybrus. And the upcoming album is called Gold on Hold.

Here is Cybrus. You want to be dead, dead. I want to be young, young, young. The breath right out of your throat The breath right out of your throat They say the love it lives in all To keep the speed who told you so I think about the open door

I will be the one that dies all alone You want it to end, end And I want you dead, death, death steal the youth that's left in my head The youth that's left in my head my head. Oh, I think about every single time. Ah, I've even never seen the line up right.

Who's got my dream that I want to die all alone? Ah, I'm thinking about the always open door. Oh, you want to burn out, out, out, I want to set fire to myself to breathe the air right out of your lungs. The air right out of your lungs, they say that love is ash so quick and while I hate to see you've gone. It makes me feel so goddamn old. I will be the one that dies all alone. Oh, I think about it, everything. of time.

Ah, breathing out seems to line up right. Who's got my dream and I want to die all alone? Ah, and I think about the always open door. You want to be dead, dad, dad, dad, I want to be young, young, young steal the breath right out of your throat, the breath right out of your throat. They say you're all my eyes old as old as you feel. I'd be dead I'll take you with me hiding and hide

Oh and these breaths We'll be all of us You want to be dead Be your Steer the breath I steal the breath Oh You want to be dead

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Who was that again? That's a band called Cybrus, not to be confused with Cyprus Hill, but Cybrus, S-Y-B-R-U-S. I'm sorry, S-Y-B-R-I-S. See, even I typed it wrong in the chat. This brand-new album is called Gold Unhold. That is the song called Dead. I don't know if this is like a docs-related thing for me to say this,

but I go to Cyprus Credit Union. Don't be looking for my password. I got like five layers of protection on it. Don't worry. Don't. Yeah. Don't. Seven factor authentication on his ATM.

That's right. If you go to a Costco, it's right there for the take it. Just use that. Take that, jerks. Brush up against him with your RFID reader and you're all set. I just got an anonymous text from somebody. He says, Scott, you are absolutely right. Memphis was a town or was a city in ancient Egypt, wherever it went.

Oh, I deleted it. Thanks for the, I don't know what the, thanks for the confirmation. Was that ever in question? Yeah, I feel like we'd said it. and moved on and it was no big deal. But maybe they're impressed. I don't know why they'd be impressed. I got it from a video game.

So, all right. We're going to take our time with our pal here, TV's Travis. Yay. To do that, I got to add him to ye old call and play ye old intro, which is not handy. Where is it? Why can't I find it? It's right here. Nope.

Where is your thing? Did I lose it? He's in. He's in. I know, but I want to play his thing. Oh, here it is. This is Travis, and you'll do well to listen carefully to what he has to say. It got moved. I don't know why.

Anyway, I think it moved. Travis, it's good to have you here, sir. How are you? Oh, I'm doing great. It's great to be here. I thank you, again, for reminding me last night that this was today because I had completely forgotten. Well, it came quick. So this was the last minute scramble.

Yeah, it was kind of a little bit. A little bit. I figured you'd be all right with a day's. notice. I try to let everybody know the night before, and usually you guys all say, yep, all set, like you're already planning on it. But you've had a lot going on. You've been a lot of places. You've been doing a lot of things. And I think you probably, you know, just busy guy. Scotland and Ireland. And then DragonCon most recently, which was, oh, it was a blast. Your first ever Dragon Con. What was your favorite part of your first ever Dragon Con?

That's tough. I only did one kind of fan-related thing. I went to a panel. Monday morning that was Rob Paulson, Townsend Coleman, Renee Jacobs, Cam Clark, and Barry Gordon, the voice acting crew from the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon. Oh, man. Reunion. That was awesome. Cam Clark. It was 10 a.m.

on Sunday morning, so it wasn't very full because most people were either hadn't woke up yet. Yeah, they were still hung over from Dragon Khan after dark. Yeah. But it was great. Cam Clark went down into the crowd and was giving hugs to people. It was awesome. But my favorite, I mean, my favorite thing was just being around all these people that I had worked with and finally getting to meet them in person and spent a lot of time in the Hilton basement with all the basement dwellers. But hanging out with Charles McFall and Phil Keating and seeing Stephen Adam, Steve H&H.

And we did a live, those. Those were the days thing, one of the panels. That was a lot of fun. It kind of devolved into just sort of a room full of people shouting things they remembered on TV. Sure. But it was still fun. I did do live, wait, you haven't seen. That was when I came.

So coming down the escalator and there were people lined up outside the room for my panel was amazing and also terrifying at first. I was like, there's people, but you're here for this, right? Like, you didn't get lost. You do know what you're, you're not waiting for, uh, yeah. The, uh, the empty Coke bottle full of Francia wine did help. So, you know. Nice. Uh, but no, it was, it was a blast.

Um, I'm only upset that I did not get a picture of the macho Mandalorian. Oh, that's too bad. That's awesome. That might have been my favorite costume amongst a sea of amazing costume. I was going to ask you about that if you had a favorite and sounds like that might have been it. Hey? that one uh go ahead let you finish

I'll ask you I was just to say uh that one was real good um a guy dressed as Ace Ventura in his delivery costume from the beginning of the first movie with the little dog stuffed in his shirt um was a real good one um there was there was a ton uh and i did I actually ran into um Bill Duran and Brit um out of I knew they were there and they just happened to walk by

while we were getting food at one point so chatted with them for a minute. That was fun too. I know Amy and Chuck really enjoyed your live show, they said. They had a great time there. Yeah, Amy and Chuck were there. It was great to see them. It was just, it was so much fun. I can't wait to do it again. Nice. Did you get a chance to see any of the parade or?

No. It was too hot. We avoided that. Yeah. If the weather cooperates, it's an incredible thing and you can't believe, like, when you start seeing all these people organized into groups and it's like, a whole block of people dressed up as firefly characters or, you know, the, all the, the, uh, the 501st, uh, stormtroopers and how many there are there. It's absolutely amazing. Seems like every article I read and every photo I saw seemed to have a whole bunch of those Australian breakdance or ladies. That was a thing. There was a lot of them wandering around. Yeah. I believe it. It's going to be the hot Halloween costume, too.

There were a lot of Spartans, too. I was surprised both Halo and 300. Um, well, oh, really? The 300 I can understand because it's, it's Atlanta, and you want the costumes that have the least amount of clothing. I could not believe how many people were in, like, super elaborate costumes, and I'm just thinking I would just be a puddle of sweat. That thing would be awful. The other thing that surprised me the most is, Scott, you would put a post out about you could smell Dragon Con from Utah. Yeah.

Yeah. I didn't notice that at all. I didn't smell that anywhere. Well, you know, you're really, really surprised. Here's the question. So I think that because that's the stereotype is that it's going to be a big stinky convention with people in suits that are going to get all gross and whatever. And, you know, we talk about Bill's stink bag all the time and all that. But I'll bet people are actually fairly cognizant of that and therefore are more prepared.

And, you know, a lot of the big, more elaborate costumes have blowers in them. And people are using deodorant like they're supposed to. I'll bet you it's less stinky because of the potential and everybody being smart about it than there is at say Blizcon where nobody seemed to bother even though it's nice in air conditioning and they're all stink anyway. So yeah, it's a stereotype that's probably unfounded. I just think of Atlanta is so freaking hot.

Sure. That I just can't imagine. And you avoided COVID. So nice job. The hotels have a nice little tunnel, an air-condition tunnel that go between the four major ones. so yeah well they have a tunnel it's not air condition that was actually the one spot in the hotels that was hot was going through those skywalks yeah yeah and they so and and and i did avoid

covid yeah you dodged the bullet because everybody else i know seemed to get it you and chuck somehow avoided it i don't know how you did it but uh i don't either but i'll take it yeah you'll take it uh well good well it's good to have you here let's get into the competition i don't know what our ranking is i know brian's ahead but i have no idea what the numbers are well after last month we are currently still sitting at brian is up five to two um we did not have a winner last month but uh we will have one this month because i do have a sudden death in case we are tied all right let's do it um so uh this is tv's trivia we're going to call it that for now i like it and uh we are going to i'm going to give a a category

and you will vote you will bet on how many clues you need to get it uh we're going to start with a film composer. Okay. Oh, film composer. So I want this composer based on films that this person did the score for. Okay.

And we're going to start the bidding with Scott. All right. I think I can do it in three. Three? All right. Yeah. It's a good opening. I can do it in four.

Wait, does that not how this works? No. Can I say four so that if he doesn't get a in three, I get a... I mean, he gets a chance, though, right? If he says, name that. I do get a chance on your three, yeah. You do get a chance on the three.

Yep. Yeah. I will say, name that composer. All right. I think you'll get it, but there's no way I can get it in two, I don't think, but... All right. Scott, here's three films this person did the score for. All right.

Men in Black. Okay. Goodwill hunting. Okay. And upcoming episode of Film Sack, I believe, Darkman. Oh. goodwill hunting okay

is it pretty sure dark man's Danny Elfman so I'm going to say Danny Elfman that is correct oh really he did goodwill hunting that's crazy yeah I didn't know that

yeah he also did 50 shades of gray which I was not I did not realize yeah one of those is on I think the Dark Man, and maybe one of the other, not Goodwill hunting, but the other one you mentioned, I think might be on the expanded. I should have gotten for two.

You should have. You should have. That's the name of the game, though. Yeah, it totally is. No risk, no biscuit. Yep. Risk it. That's right. All right. Round two. Brian, you're going to open our bidding on round two. This is an actor. We're going to go with titles that this actor has been in.

Okay. I'm going to say three. Three. Scott, do you think you can do it in? Titles that this actor's been in. So you're going to tell us the two movie titles, or three movie titles in Brian's case. And we have to guess the actor.

I feel like I have to go for this. I'm going to say I can do it in two. Two, okay. I'm not going to try and do it in one. That seems like a silly proposition. So, Scott, take your two. All right. All right, Scott.

Here are the two for you. We have Waiting for Guffman and Home Alone. Waiting for Guffman and Home Alone. Of all those people, oh, geez, Daniel Stern. Incorrect. Brian, would you like your third title? I don't need, well, tell me my third title.

The Nightmare, before Christmas. Sure. Catherine O'Hara. Oh, shit. Correct. Gosh, dang it. I already know our theme today.

I can tell some all this. It's pretty. Yeah. Rines with skim flirting. Anyway, go ahead. I did, you know, I did say it was kind of a last minute deal. Sure.

Oh, it's totally fine. All right. So, round three, Scott, you're going to start to bidding on this. It's our music round. Oh, shit. So I have a song. My, my seconds worth

of clips are 248 and 14 and then I have one that does just give you the title of the song best I could do would be four

four seconds all right I'll take the two do it take two seconds all right name it Brian here's two seconds

of this song oh geez is that that's that's that's Harry Belafonte but it's not Deo and it's not I don't think it's

Jump in the Line Is it look mama I'm gonna say I'm gonna say it's jump in line I'm not gonna say it's The other the other guess would be look mama Abu but I guess I shouldn't give Scott anything I'll say it's jump in the line

Incorrect Then it's got to be that banana boat song Banana Is that your guess? Well if it's part of this Tim Burton game I have four seconds I have two more seconds of it I can play Oh, yeah, you know what?

Yeah, do that and we'll see what I can get. Okay. Oh, that totally clears it up. Okay. Well, I just plumb don't know. We're naming the song, right? not an album or anything like that all right nope

I don't know I have no idea all right no one gets this one that is Harry Belafonte I'll say banana boat just in case but I'm sure it's wrong I don't even think that's right it is not Deo the banana boat song oh is that the same song I don't see that's up that I am at this yeah and it does not jump in the line

that one is sweetheart from Venezuela ah okay damn it wow damn it I wanted to go a little tougher The music runs have been too easy They've been a little easy That was a good one That was good

For the theme I probably still would have gone Belafonte But I would have been tempted For something from Coco Exactly Remember me All right

So we are tied 1-1 going into round four We have another actor But this is going to be characters That this actor has played Okay Who's that? And Brian you are starting The bidding

characters I will start with four four okay Scott do you think you can do it in fewer yeah but strategically here I'm going to say I can do it in two

okay because if I say three I think I think he could do it in two so I'm giving no purchase name that actor All right. All right. Here's two characters this actor has played.

Jack Frost, Johnny Dangerously. Geez. Oh, Michael Keaton. Yeah. Correct. The Johnny Dangerously is the only way. I don't remember the Jack Frost thing. Is that an animated thing?

It was like a, he dies and he's reincarnated into the snowman, right? Yep. It's the non-horror, but also horrific Jack Frost movie that came out in the 90s. Oh, I don't remember. I don't remember that at all. I don't remember that existing. We should film sack the shit out of that come Christmas. Let's do that. We should. We absolutely should.

Yeah, why not? All right. Well, hey, surprise to me. I got one. A couple others that he did. Doug Kinney from Multiplicity. That's an underrated movie, by the way. That's so underrated.

It's great. And Michael Keaton does such a great job of playing multiple versions of himself that are different enough to be recognizable. Yeah. Yep. And also, Chick Hicks was one. I loved him in cars. No, it's cars.

Oh, Cars, too. He's the rival. Oh, no, no, you're right. In the first movie, he's the, he's like the NASCAR rival guy. Yeah, he's the Richard Petty car. That's right. No Adrian Toombs in the list? Adrian Tooms was actually the fifth.

All right. I felt that one was a little too easy. All right, round five. But Johnny Dangerously was tough. No, just kidding. You never know. You never know what people are. I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. All right. Round five, Scott is up two to one. So Scott is going to start our bidding. Brian, you need this to tie and go to sudden death. We're doing a film director by title. Okay. Scott starts the bidding, you said?

Scott starts to- Oh, I'm sorry. That's all right. Three. I can do it in three. Three. Okay. Um, I gotta go for it, two.

Two, all right. This is for Brian to tie. Well, Scott still can do one. Oh, no, no, no, you go for it. I can't do one. I don't think I'll, I'll blow it. All right. Here are your two film titles, Brian.

Dumbo? Alice in Wonderland. It's really that easy, because I could have done it in one. Could it be Tim Burton? It is Tim Burton. I could have done it in one. I was thinking, all right, he's going to totally throw us for a loop and like we're expecting a nice, well, good. Yeah, you really, you know what, us discovering the theme of all of this early actually worked against me there.

Damn it. Yeah. All right. Nicely done, that puts us in sudden death. Bombats in the chat says you should have tried with zero. I know. Just go for it. Wow.

All right. All right. So that ties us up to two, because nobody got the music round. so I do have a sudden death. This one doesn't fit the theme, but it is topical. If you hadn't figured out the theme by now, the theme was Beetlejuice. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I saw Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice over the weekend. I had a great time with it. It was super fun. So did we. This is a good time. Really enjoyed it. Yeah. It's got one of my top three PG-13 F-bombs of all time.

Easily. It was such a good one. Yeah. It's right up there with the first Beetlejuice's F-bomb. Yeah, absolutely worth it. And it's not even like egregious. It's perfectly, it's perfect. Yeah.

The use is perfect. So our sudden death is going to be, we're going to go back and forth until one of you fails. And we're going to go with movies that have featured or starred James Earl Jones. Oh, man. That was such a bummer yesterday. All right. It was 93, I believe. Yeah.

Nice long life. Long, long career. There's 190 films listed on as IMDB. Now, some of those are going to be small roles, but we'll just go until you guys miss one. So we're going to start. Flip a coin here. Scott, he'll start us off.

Okay. So I just have to name movies he's in. Yes. Name a movie he's in. We go back and forth. Name a movie. I'm going to save a couple of real obscureies for later. Let's do Star Wars, A New Hope.

I mean, sure, and I'm going to say Voices count, right? Voices count? It has to count. Of course, voices. Voices count. Absolutely. I am going to say with Star Wars, that is all one. That's all of them, so we can't keep going down the line of all the other stuff. Otherwise we'd be here forever. Right, right, right. Star Wars is now off the table. Seven goes, okay. Yeah. Field of Dreams. Love that movie. The Sandlot. Yes, one of my favorites of his I love him in that Yeah

The Lion King Yes Does that include the live action Oh not live action But the 3D animated Lion King Or can that be separate Uh It's a different movie

Well no I mean I mean is your Star Wars The same character He's playing Mufasa and multiple So we're gonna Lion King is off the board All right

Um Uh Conan the Barbarian Good one I've seen a lot of photos in the last two days of that Or in the last days since his death People keep posting that Would not want that one to be the one

That everybody remembers of me No Um Oh god This is where I start This is where I start Oh you don't even need to get to your obscure ones Um

CNN No, just kidding. This is CNN. There's a teacher. Oh, boy, you're going to need a title. Oh, shoot. It's an 80s. Ah, goodwill hunting.

I know he's not in that. That is incorrect. You have lost, Brian. Woo! I could give you one. Hear my abscures that I was going to mention? Yeah, let's hear you obscure. All right, clear and present danger, which takes him off the board for the other one he was in with Harrison Ford.

He played the, that John Clancy character. That's the same character he was in for Hunt for at October, too, right? Oh, did he play? I couldn't remember if he was in that or if that was a different actor. He was, that's the one I remember him from. Okay. It is Humpharet October. And then the other one.

Yeah, I didn't know if he was in, was he in, well, he might have been multiple. And the other one I was going to do would be, uh, oh, shit. Eddie Murphy, coming to America. It's the king. That was his last, yeah, coming to America, too, was his last film role. And they even talked about that on the show this morning, the news this morning, and I'm going to remember that one. And that is all I could remember.

Sneakers! Why didn't you think? Oh, and Soul Man was the... Hold on, sneakers. He was the teacher and... He's not in sneakers. These guys are up in the night. You guys are thinking a... They're getting their black actors. No, not Sidney. Not Sidney Poitier. No, he is. He is in sneakers, though.

What does he do in there? He walks, runs, maybe a little bit of jogging. I don't remember him in there at all, and I've seen sneakers a thousand times. That's crazy. All right. What else? That's all I can think of. I know there's more.

I mean, there's a ton. He even had, like, he did a voice on an episode of Garfield and Friends. Oh, really? You only counted movies, right? For a ton of stuff. Movies only, or could we have said TV shows? He could have done TV shows. Because he did, he could gun 33 and a third.

He's uncredited. Well, then you should have taken CNN. That's a bunch of TV shows. that's a channel he did the logo voiceover for the channel he was before every show on CNN

oh Simpson's is a good one he did narrator for like judge dread yeah oh really oh I completely forgot that wow was he yeah was he bleeding gums Murphy I don't think he was bleeding gums Murphy

I don't buy that one that doesn't sound right Big Bang Theory yes I remember that appearance but I do not remember bleeding he's gun Murphy is different dude unless they used him for separate episodes or something let's see yeah he might have done like one one episode oh my god he was in dr strange love that's that's what i have not seen he since

college and i need to see it again oh i forget that he was in that and every time i watch dr strange love i i remember and i see because he's so young in there yeah and i just never think of him as being young ever that was performed by ron taylor later darrell l coley or Coley and then Kevin Michael Richardson he was never in The Simpsons well he may have been but he wasn't bleeding gums Murphy he may have done something else well there you go

I feel pretty good about today's win pulling it out at the very end there Travis what do I win anything it just puts me closer to the final goal here which now makes Brian five me three right five three yep five three in favor of Brian currently and that does put you

so you're still in the running you're not mathematically eliminated yet I call that That's called striking distance. I feel good about it. That is. Absolutely, yes. I will do that. Yeah, but rest in peace, one of the greatest of his generation.

And what a freaking bummer it is that he passed. But also 93 is a nice long time. And, you know, it's a very respectable career. Never heard no big controversy about him, did you? No. No, not at all. He wasn't any of his... He did good for a stuttering boy from, was it, Mississippi?

Yeah, I think so. And his stage stuff, unbelievable. he was so good. Oh, yeah. All right. Oh, they say that he was in the episode with where Bleeding Gums Murphy died. And then he was Mufasa and Darth Vader in the clouds. Yeah, I remember that. Oh, okay. Oh, that's cool. I remember that, but I don't remember the one way done. Oh, yeah, narrates the Raven. The, uh, oh, the number. Yeah. That's such a good one. Ah, I can forget that. That's amazing. Yeah. Good poll, Brian. Well, well done. T. T. T. Travis, as always, you've been a great steward of trivia today.

Tell people where they can find your cool shows and what they should be watching out for. Definitely go to TVsTravis.com. You can find links to everything there. I have a great episode coming out of weight you haven't seen. I watched, and Scott, I told you about this, but a Japanese horror movie called One Cut of the Dead this week for the first time.

And it was fantastic. One Cut of the Dead. Yeah, it's streaming on Shudder. Go into it blind. it's a Japanese horror comedy and go into it blind you'll have a real good time with it interesting so we're talking like you know

Sean of the Dead kind of comedy kind of like hey zombies right you know what I mean but it's also kind of bloody in its own weird way that kind of thing yeah so it the basic like one sentence on it is a group of people are making a low budget zombie movie in an abandoned like

Air Force thing or something like that and then real zombie show that's that's all you need to know going in that's Stephanie's Going blind, Scott. She's trying to tell me to go in blind and not ask questions. That's fine. Well, there you go.

It's always good to have you on, man. And I look forward to a month from now doing this once again. And who knows how it'll turn out? We don't know. We don't know until Travis gets here. His beard shows up and we just do what we have to do. Stay out of trouble. And I hope you guys, you know, Fleetwood Mac get together again.

You're the drummer. You're in charge. The band's named after you. You have some say and some pull. We're talking about doing it. another tour and we'll see okay let me know lindsay's the hard one but i think you can do it all right see you later it's always lindsay dude um all right that's it today we have a monday show on a tuesday uh tonight at 4 p m and uh unless thing takes a turn right now i feel great so i don't know

what the hell that was about yesterday you sound just fine too yeah you're not feeling any symptoms anymore right no i think i think i got it the way that phoebe got it she was sick for most of a morning had a fever you could tell she had a headache or eyes were all red. She was just like, and then got a little bit of congestion. And then by that late that night, she was done. I think I got that. And I had been hugging on her, so, you know, that's what happens when you hug on little kids. They're all full of bugs and stuff. Anyway, that'll be today at four. So check me and Carter out later this afternoon. Brian, you got anything else going on today? You want to mention? I got nothing else. I got a finished

painting this little Etsy thing. I do, I've been looking at this Millennium Falcon build that I still need to do so there's there's a stack of Millennium Falcon pieces that need to be put together I just have to wrestle myself away from some some freelance to do it are you all done with projects that send you a piece over time and then you do them no no that's the millennium falcon one oh okay I think I've got I think I've got um 12 sets uh that need to be put together, 12 individual pieces, like parts, bags of parts. Does that make it a year's worth, 12 of them is a year's worth per month? No, because you get three a month. So that's about a quarter's worth. Okay. That's cool. Yeah, I can't wait to see that when it's done. That thing's

going to be awesome. It's going to be massive. I don't know where it's going to fit. It's, you know, it's so big Iron Man here can fit in the cockpit. So that's how. Oh my gosh. That would be amazing. if you did you should have it hang it I mean you got the suspend or the drop ceiling you could hang it right yeah it could it could go up there again it might be so big that that if I back up I'm going to hit my head on it kind of thing so she put a little voice activated sensor so when Tina or somebody walks by it goes don't get cocky kid every time they walk there you go don't get cocky kid don't get cocky kid don't get cocky kid go home yeah I'd love that all right that's it for us thanks everybody for listening if you want to find stuff about us for us around us you can find at all. Frogpants.com slash TMS. In the meantime, let's play a song and take us home. Yeah, this one, going out to Tom Robinson.

We see him every year at TMS Vegas. He lives out in California. Took Tristan and I to the Kiss-owned bar where Tristan proceeded to ask what they have on tap while facing away from their wall of a hundred taps. And

that worked out really well for him. Hello, boys. It's time to watch Jessica, I'm sorry, to wish Jessica the happiest of birthdays. I think she, this is the 12th year, I've wished her a birthday cover. She's always been a fan of Journey, so let's give her some Steve Perry Magic. For Brian, what song

didn't you like for a long time before realizing it's a cover? And for Scott, it's time for a film slack clip and guess the movie? I can't talk all of a sudden. So what song did I not like for a long time before realizing it's a cover? And there's, you know,

certainly songs where I realized it was a cover, and that didn't make me like it anymore than I did before. Boy, that's a good question. So the idea is that being a cover changed your opinion of the song? I don't know if that's what he's hoping, because it doesn't. But if there's a song I don't like, knowing that it's a cover, it's probably not going to make me like anymore. I mean, you know, I got my mind set on you. I've never been a fan of that.

that song. I'm more of a fan of it than you are, but I think only because Harrison's my favorite Beatle. But then learning that it was a cover, it's not like it, it certainly would be the last song on the greatest hits album that I'd listen to. I'd rather listen to any of the other

songs on George Harrison's greatest hits than that. But the James Ray cover, discovering that it was a cover, discovering that Harrison's version was a cover, didn't really change my opinion of the song, but it's like, oh, cool. I'll I'll say it helped me a little bit, because I don't think I knew of that cover status until you told me years ago.

And I really hate it. And he's also my favorite Beatle. So that made it worse somehow, is that my favorite Beatle is doing this horrible song. But when you told me... Until you realize it's a cover. Yeah. When you said it was a cover, I went, oh, well, then he can't really control how bad the original material is. And honestly, Graham, I kind of like the...

I like the production of the original song by James Ray. It's like all horns, and it's great. It's like, I'd say, you know, I don't often like to say whether I like the original or the cover better because I feel like you just have, I like things for different reasons, you know, and I'm like, oh, well, the cover's so much better or the original is so much better. But in this case, I actually do like the original better than the cover. I like James Ray's production of the original version. Of course, says, who's your least favorite beetle? And here's the thing. I don't have a least favorite, but I do think Ringo's hilarious.

Like everything Ringo says post-Beedles makes me laugh. Peace and love. I'm warning you with peace and love. This is a serious message. Serious. So no more bandmail. No more bad mail. No more bad mail.

Chucking it in the bin with peace and love. I feel like Paul McCartney, there was a stretch of time where Paul McCartney kind of just phoned it in. And so I wouldn't say he's my least favorite beetle, but I was my least favorite time period of a beetle. and it's like let him in it's that that Christmas song happened then it's just all bad time yeah I agree with you so he gets he gets points doc just for having that period in his life exactly because prior to that that guy could make nothing bad he didn't know how to make a bad song it's crazy he knows his his greatest benefit and his greatest fault is that he knows how to create a hook yeah and and after a while he just said here's the hook I'm done I don't need to create anything else around it it. Yeah, it wasn't, didn't have to try as hard. Of course, his Pete Best is his favorite.

Poor Pete Bell. He did fine, though, right? He did okay, didn't he? No, he didn't. He got no money or nothing? Like, no, no. No, no residuals. No, he never appeared on an album, so he got no royalties from anything. I wonder if he ever just got tossed a bone by the other guys, you know? I don't know. I don't know how that went. I don't know enough about the Pete Best thing. Isn't there a documentary? Maybe even you recommended it. Something about him that I could go watch. Not about Pete Best. There was one about, well, there was the backbeat movie about, what's his face? The guy who, whose girlfriend Astrid, drew the revolution cover. And his name was Gilbert?

No. Damn it. What's his name? Stuart. Stu Stuttcliff. Oh, right. Yeah. He, and he was, I think, responsible for actually bringing.

the band together, introducing Lennon to McCartney. And there was a, I think it's the backbeat movie that's really good that talks about them and their relationship. According to his Wikipedia, it says, they fired best at the request of John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and George Harrison. Following the band's first recording session, over 30 years later,

best received a significant monetary payout for his work with the Beatles after the release of their 1995 compilation. So it sounds like at some point he got his record. Oh, sure. The, right. The end stuff would have had him on there because it was recordings of stuff before the first album.

So he got something. That's good. Good. Good for him. He's 82, still kicking. Doing what Pete does best. Brian, there you go. Play a film set clip and guess the movie. All right, here you go. We'll play a random one. Ever since you walked into my classroom

in your freshman year, I knew that you were different. That sounds like George Brown-skinned George And I don't mean I don't mean that he's a colored person I mean the one that always tanned himself Ever since you walked into my class Oh I think I know

Payback I think that's payback Is it payback? Okay I think so I think that's George What's his name? George He was in the Not the closer But the George Hamilton

Oh that's George Hamilton Oh that's George Hamilton Oh, really? I was not here in George Hamilton. Ever since you walked into my classroom in your freshman year, I knew that you were different. Yeah. Don't say who that is. I'm going to guess it who that is, but I need to backtrack it by finding the name of the Rob Lowe show that is so good called the, what the hell is it called?

It is called the Grindr. Yeah. And features the actor, William Devane. That's why I think that sounds like. Oh, William Devane. It might be William Devane, actually, now that you say it. All right. I'm going to play another clip from the day.

Maybe this will help us. Okay. I'm not running a goddamn zoo, all right? Oh, it's, I think that might still be William Devane. That's, that was footloose Kevin Bacon, and that's a indivisible man. I'll bet you that's it. Oh, yeah, the Hollow Man. Yeah, or the Hollow Man, exactly.

The one where Devane got drowned in his own pool or whatever at the east. at some point? I think that's it. I think we did it. Those are fun. There we go. William DeVane. It happened May 19th, 2023, so I don't know when we did that. I think that's when we did that. So anyway, Brian, sorry, back to you. We've done his request. Now you do his, I guess. You know, and I'm just going to say it one more time, I think every time it comes up,

the grind, and every time I get a chance to talk about the grinder, I tell people they need to watch the grinder. If you find it streaming, it's so good. Unfortunately, it looks like it's on Prime, but it looks like it's a rental situation. But add it to your watch list, and as soon as it becomes available, watch it. It is a very underappreciated show.

Fred Savage, Rob Lowe, William Devane, the fantastic Natalie Morales. She is incredible. I remember this getting canceled too early or something. Yeah, it really did. It's such a bummer. Are they just one season? Two seasons?

Two, it looks like, yeah. Although I think the second season may have been abbreviated, total of 22 episodes. Oh, yeah. It's not bad. Oh, yeah. Then that's like one regular terrestrial TV season, really, when you put those two together. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, basically counts as one, but they say two.

That's definitely not true. All right. So, Journey, all the way back to Tom Road. See, Tom, Tom did a great job. He does these things. He asks these questions that create a lot of extra content. Yeah, well done, dude. Well done.

now I'm going to do a song that that is journey but really you know it's not something I'm wishing for the two of you I'm not wishing for for you and Jessica to experience what's happening to the lead singer in this song but one of my favorite journey songs as it should be is the song's separate ways in no small part to that fantastic music video and if you haven't seen the oh who's the band there's a band that does their own shot for shot remake of separate ways. Is it the da-da-d-d-da-d-da-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- That one? Is that, okay. Dancing all over town in that. Escort, escort, I think, is the band,

if I remember correctly. Look up the escort separate ways because they put it up side by side and they remake the entire video and it's fantastic. Separate ways. Here's the band Exit Eden. Here's what's great about that.

They're not even doing the song separate ways. They're doing a completely different song, but they completely redo the separate ways video for their own song that's great that's great i'm going to have to check that i've never heard of that i will now be looking that up today that's great i will give i'll give everybody a link uh separate ways here's the band exit eden from the album femme fatal from 2024 brand new cover of separate ways Here we stand Worlds apart, hearts broken into, too, too,

Two sleepless nights Losing ground, I'm raging for you, you, you. Feeling that it's gone can change your mind if we can go on to survive the time. survive the time love device. Someday love will find you. Break those chains that find you. One night will remind you how we touched and went

horse every race. If he ever hurt you, true love won't desert you. You know I still love I still love you While we touch, they went our seven ways Travel times Caught between confusion and pain

Pain promises we made were in vain, in vain, in vain. If you must die, I wish your love, you'll never walk alone, take care of my love, miss your love. find you break those chains that find you one night will remind you how we touched and went our separate ways if he ever heard you true love won't desert you know i still love you know i still love you Though we touched it went our separate ways Someday. Someday love will find you.

Break those chains that bind you. One night will remind you how we touched and went to. Our separate race If it ever hurt you True love won't desert you You know I still love you Though we touch and went our separate waves

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