The Morning Stream - TMS 2710: Frisbee Tots

Episode Date: September 26, 2024

Chicken Toenail Sauce. You'll get NO !s, NO Tali, and NO LT YAR! I don't like my food on a Frizbeeeeeeeeee! Jamaican jerk. How to Milk a Soybean. Welcome to the Hotel Californ-AI. All Copper Comes From Utah. Deep fried potato content. Feather Pudding. Molecular Level Bullshit. Doing something with a copy of Highlights magazine. Seitanic Panic. Warshed Flurr. Chicken in the bum. Call now without Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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How to milk a soybean. Welcome to the Hotel California AI. All copper comes from Utah. Deep fried potato content Feather pudding Molecular level bullshit Doing something with a copy of highlights magazines

Satanic panic Worst Flur Chicken in the bum Call now Without Wendy and more On this episode of The Morning Stream Oh am I glad you've joined me

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Stir whip, whip, whip, stir, whip, stir beat. Well, well, well, what do we have here? Welcome back to TMS. It is the morning stream for September 26th, 2024. here. Brian have it there. Good morning, Brian. Yellow. Yeah. We're at it again. One more day. One more dollar, you know. Right. That's right. Mining the likes and the views and the what-nots as the kids do.

And I'm even standing up today. I did orange theory today and I'm forcing myself to stand up just to close that standing ring because, you know, that's all about the rings. It's all about the rings. Do you feel any pressure to sit? Like, was it a rough workout today? Do you feel? It was. Oh, it was rough workout today? Yeah, so the first half was treadmill, and it was, I was doing a four-mile jog, four-mile-an-hour jog, and then increasing elevation from four to five to six, and then a walk for a minute, and then six to five to four. I mean, everybody on the treadmill was doing the same thing. Power walkers were doing, like, slower pace, but higher ramp. And then we did the same thing, 456, 654, and then 3455, 543, and then an all-out running finisher.

Wow, that's a lot. Yeah, and then we moved to the rowers and the floor stuff, and I was doing chest lifts and seated, whatever these are with weights and... Curls? Lunges. Yeah, curls, thank you. Curls. Whatever these are. lunges and squats and oh geez it's a lot it's a lot of stuff it is a lot yeah but you got to adhere

to those orange theories you know if you don't then the theory fails no yeah it never becomes the law of science it's just a theory exactly it's just a theory yeah we think we think orange is good but we don't know it's a theory orange theorem more like yeah uh well that's fantastic a my wife is off. She left this morning at 6 a.m. And she's flying to the south to Alabama where, thank goodness, there's no like blooming hurricanes or anything. At least she's not going to Florida or Georgia right now. Jeez. Yeah, it's pretty bad. They kept saying, well, it seems like it does keep shifting west a little bit, but it should be okay.

And, you know, she was checking all her flight stuff, just making sure nothing was going to change. And so far so good. So she went to, she's flying to Dallas and then they go from Dallas to Mobile and everybody all along the way, they're all saying, oh, it's all, you should be okay, you know, blah, blah, blah. But she's right on the coast. I'm like, you're going to get, you're going to get part of this no matter what. It's at least going to be heavy rain and you're going to be like, all right, well, let's run from the hotel to a restaurant.

Now let's run back to the hotel. Yeah, either way, you're not going to, you're not looking at like sunny beach weather. I don't think. No, no. But I don't know. She's not, is she the type who's like, uh, wants to just spend all afternoon at a beach? She seems like the type would be like, no, let's go explore. I want to go, you know, check out these little boutique shops in this nice, cool little

neighborhood and go over and do this sort of thing. She's not the type of like, she's into both. Let's lay out a blanket. She'd like both. She'd like, uh, hey, we're doing all that shopping, but then also, uh, we have three hours or we're just going to chill on the beach. She would love that. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but not devoting a whole day to just, today's beach day. And I'm going to get out there at 7 a.m. to get some blanket space. and bring some lunch in and just let me know at 5 o'clock and we'll go do something. Yeah, never, never like that. That's too much. I don't even want to do that. And I'm a happy, I'm a happy to lay around kind of guy. I'm chill.

Yeah, no, I can't do. Yeah, exactly. Give me, give me some shade in a hammock in my switch or something. I'll be happy in there for a couple hours. But all day? No. Plus, Kim, Tans, and I don't. So we have a very different reaction to the sun that we're stuck with this sun we have. This is the only one we have. There's no option. Yeah, there's no option to say, can I have a little lighter sun today? Can I have a little heavier sun? Can I have one that doesn't burn me? We don't have those options. It's the same sun. It's been here since we were all born. It'll be here long after we're dead. So you live with the sun you get. That's how, that's my attitude about life. Yeah. That includes kids. Just kidding. All right, moving on.

I live with the sun you get. That's right. Well, anyway, we'll see how that goes, but she told me to say hi to we're ready this morning. And so hi from Ken. Oh, good. Brian, I don't know if you knew this, but this Wings Place that you keep sort of going to and then... Oh, fire. That I keep wanting to go to? Yeah, it looks like even yesterday plans fell through. Today is not going to happen. Tomorrow I'm doing a birthday lunch for Chris Brown, the real Chris Brown.

So it may be Saturday before I can make my way out to the actual Wings place that I want to. But tell me about the fire on the mountain. Well, here's another thing about it. apparently. Here's a call about it, and I didn't know they did this, but I think every restaurant in America should be forced to serve their tater tots this way. So anyway, here's the message. Yo, what's up, guys? Brian must you go to the Fire Mountain again. Two things. Ours, their tops are served in frisbee. Check that out. Two, they have a thing called banana sauce. weirdest thing ever doesn't taste like bananas

super good and it's red so try it if yours happen my all right so there's banana sauce that doesn't taste like bananas that doesn't make any sense but whatever it's fine yeah I don't know if it's made with the bananas

and it's just made to taste different I don't know what the deal is there but tots served in a frisbee sounds great in a frisbee yeah they're clean frisbies I assume these aren't frisbys that have been like in the park

right I mean obviously they're, you know, they're not frisbees that they're thrown around, but, um, but really why? I mean, yeah, it's a good question. Why? Why don't the tots come on a plate? Because I can't imagine that, that frisbees worked as well in the dishwasher as a plate does. Right, right. Because they're softer, they're more pliable, the, you know, stuff can get into the, yeah, into the corners. I don't know. Yeah, my frisbee's all frayed. a lot they get like little yes the little shard like the plastic kind of

phrase on the edge and I yeah I don't want to eat that yeah you're gonna put more plastics in your testicles or whatever they told us this year that's gonna happen right so but I'll bet what the deal is is those tots stay in more because you have that lip so you have like guardrail around that thing so if you load it up with

tots okay okay you got like a there's don't want that I don't want a I don't want a larger than a human-sized portion of tots. And by human-sized portion, people are going to

bulk at this, but I think 12 tots. Okay. 12 to 16 tots is enough for a meal. I agree. As a side. Yeah, I agree. I think even, you could probably go as low as eight and I'd be okay. Yeah.

That's a lot of potato content and oil. It is a lot of deep fried potato content. Yeah. So maybe maybe a whole frisbee worth of tauts unless you're feeding a whole table maybe that's how it works it's like hey here's the shared okay if it's a shared tot experience then sure but uh yeah yeah but here's what the thing is this is what i want if you're going to put that in a frisbee then you got to put this banana sauce and some other ridiculous container like uh i don't know what would you put it in put it in your like a shoe

i want a shoe like a golf shoe in a child in a child's baby booty ah there you go I trust that more than some adult shoes, so that's good. Yeah, an unused child's baby booty. Although, again, you've got that whole toe area where you're not going to get the banana sauce out of. I'm curious about the banana sauce. Did he say it was for the wings or for the tots? He didn't say, but it sounds like tots, if I was to guess. Maybe he meant it's a, maybe it's one of the wing variations.

I don't know. So when you go, you're going to have to explore that a little bit so we can get some clarity. I'm totally going to. I'm going to do it upright with fire in the mountain. I'm going to banana sauce. Let me just see here. I've never even heard of this. Sounds crazy.

No. Sauce. Banana sauce. Oh, I played bass for them in the 90s. I forgot. Banana ketchup? There's a ketchup. There's a ketchup called banana ketchup.

That's probably what it is, yeah. Oh, alternate name banana sauce. Let's see. Philippine fruit ketchup condiment made from banana sugar, vinegar, and spices. Its natural color is brownish yellow, but it's often dyed red to resemble regular ketchup. happened in the Philippines during World War II

due to a wartime shortage of tomatoes so they did this instead Filipino very popular there let's see yeah I'm not seeing it as a wing sauce let's see

I also say it's so they say it's good for condiments or sorry good for dishes like you know dipping fries and that kind of thing but it also says that it's a good liver spread hmm

the hell is that So if you like cooked liver, I guess you put this on there. I don't like cooked liver at all. It tastes like metal, not into it. Do you like a little liver? Are you a fan? I actually do like, I do like liver. I'm the only one in the house who likes liver, so Tina will never make it.

But I also like, you know, if you go to a fried chicken place, if they have gizzards and livers, then I'll take them. but yeah my grandmother used to make liver fairly regularly and just pan-fried liver and um where do you stand on chicken hearts little chicken hearts at the Brazilian barbecue yeah absolutely can't do it it feels like I'm eating pennies you know yeah I know it's definitely has a more irony kind of a flavor to it but um deep fried I'm I'm in it's like not as not as hard to eat as like the chewy gristle at the end of a trum stick that I don't like, but, but I do like the texture of a, of a heart of liver. Ooh, so hold on then.

Can you put, I've never had a fried heart. I wonder how that is. I might like that better because the only ones I've ever had, they come on the skewer. It's the, it's the Brazilian barbecue place. Oh, like a tarascaria. Yeah. I don't know if I've had one of those. Interesting.

They just carve it off the thing and you eat them and they taste like metal and I don't like them. Try, I mean, if you're up for it and you've got a KFC nearby, go and order livers and gizzards. Like get some chicken fingers and then a side of livers and gizzards and then you'll get to try a... I didn't know they even did that there. Yeah, yeah. That sounds like they're making money on the garbage they would usually throw away. It's not like chicken toenail sauce or feather pudding or something like that, right?

Yeah, but it's like the stuff my mom would throw away if she made it. your own chicken or something you know sure it's the first that you toss out of the uh the turkey unfortunately and uh oh yeah the neck and the gizzards and oh he says that not all kFCs have those the ones in utah didn't have them when i worked there in high school so you might not yeah you might not get uh huh i mean and you know my my whole thing with kFC since high school my friend little little gary it's barely a friend it's not much of a friend but he's the one to put the chicken in his bum before they fried it and i went oh jeez i don't know if i'll ever eat here again i think i'm done it i don't know that i

have. I think I probably may have been close to the last time I read KFC. That would have ruined it, ruined me as well. So I'm looking at the sauces at the Fire on the Mountain here in Denver. You've got your four levels of buffalo. Then there's something called El Hefei, Spicy Peanut, Raspberry Habanero, or Habanero. I keep forgetting that Habanero does not have the Tilda. I do it all the time. Yeah. Bourbon Chipotle, Jamaican jerk, lime cilantro. Oh, that sounds amazing. Yeah. Garlic Parmesan, sweet barbecue, Cajun, Dry Rub, Buffalo Blue, sauce and dry rub of the month, and

garlic, lemon, pepper, dry rub. Jamaican jerk sounds good. Make it jerk. Yeah. You know, it all sounds good on that list? Jamaican jerk, they're eating all the What was the one you said that sounded the most amazing? Lime cilantro sounds amazing. That sounds good. Oh, the peanut,

spicy peanut sounds good. I like peanut flavor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a good tie sauce. Yes, sure. I would eat that in heartbeat. Oh, my gosh. It's happening again. I need wings in my life right now. These guys are all about the, what you can call it, the vegan and vegetarian options. Like they have the satan and a lot of their sauces are vegan as well. So what do you do, cover like a hunk of tofu or something and call it a wing?

Yeah, is that the satan stuff? Is it, is it? Yeah, what's the consistency of it? Is it soy-based? What is, uh... Yeah, how does, yeah, Give me some satan. See if you can answer without sending us an audio.

Just type four words into chat and tell us what satan is made from. Or somebody tell us what satan is made from. Yeah. We assume that our foremost vegan will know in here. I don't know the difference between Tempe and satan. I mean, I know obviously I know what tofu is. Right. I like tofu a lot, actually.

I don't think I've added anything, anything but tofu. Okay. Okay, Desiree. We could Google it. Sure. Sure. what is satan i'm going to do that what is satan food whatever okay uh well i can generate an answer with duck duck go assist their new beta a i program let's see what it says sorry no

relevant information great oh it's because i spelled it wrong all right anyway it has made from weak gluten oh well what if you're gluten intolerant i guess you can't have that and you probably don't want to do that yeah no way you'd be doing that all right Tofu is soy. Tempe is what? What is Tempe? Tempe. Tempe is a place in Arizona. Yep. Tempe, Arizona. It's very warm. Is it, though? Tempe? Yeah, Tempe's pretty warm. That's true. Tempe's pretty warm. Yeah. Whole fermented soybeans. So, and then just tofu is soybeans have been processed into milk and then into blocks. Yeah. I like my food processed into milk and then into blocks.

That's right. That's funny because it felt like. I guess I eat cheese. I can't really, I can't pitch it out, having food that's processed into milk and then turned into blocks. What came first, though, the milk or the, like you always hear about soy milk. Did soy milk happen after, did somebody at some point go, all right, we're already here making tofu? You know, this milk stage, we could probably put in the refrigerator and sell it like as a milk substitute. You think that's how that went down? That's probably how that happened. I don't know.

Yeah, yeah. So really, soy milk is liquid tofu. Yeah. Like, if you see a thing, a carton of soy milk in the story, you should say, oh, that's how. that's liquid tofu yeah i would sell it under that brand name i like it i would not because that that probably would make me stay away from it it just sounds too thick and liquid do you like some uh some some some liquid tofu sure i really dislike soy milk and i really dislike um almond milk i don't like the taste of either

but i like that wheat milker no sorry oat milk i like that oh love the oat milk yeah just doesn't get cold enough we've talked about this before but it doesn't get cold enough it's like something on the on the on the on the on the microscopic level that doesn't allow it's it's uh neutrons to move fast enough or slow enough or something because a cold you take two you take milk regular milk right out of the teat and you take oat milk right next to it in the same refrigerator you pour those into two glasses the real milk is always going to be colder and i don't get it i don't understand it's some molecular level bullshit is what's going on there. Yeah. It's the reason a copper mug works so much better for Moscow mules because for some reason, that copper gets so much colder than a glass, you know, and it just for whatever reason just makes the drink taste better.

Fun fact, if you're here in the United States and you have a copper mug of some sort or any kind of copper item, there is a good chance, I'd say 75% chance that it was made here in Utah, not just in Utah, but just. Well, I shouldn't say made here, because, but the ore that is used to make the copper itself, it's all being mined like 20 miles that way from me right over there. Huge mine. Remember it went to the Vegas thing in the dome and they had the, there was a scene in there during that movie. Yeah. Where they, the camera went over a copper mine. Yes, yeah, that was in Utah.

That's right over here. Like literally, if they had a lifted that camera up and turned it a little bit, you could probably have seen kind of generally where we live over here. That's cool. I've been watching people been posting videos on YouTube of the Eagles at Sphere the Eagles shows that they're doing they've got like a limited run and

all right I'm not the I'm not the dude I'm not the big Lebowski I like the Eagles but man thank God they give you visuals because watching the Eagles on stage has got to be the most boring

boring thing ever they really they live you know the shots the shots of the people who are up close and they're just showing the Eagles on stage just like then the visuals are hit and this for me.

Somebody posted the Hotel California visuals and it's it feels like it's AI generator. It's like It's almost like they put it the lyrics into AI into Mid Journey and said, make, make a video of this whole thing. It's like, here's a car pulling up to a hotel, and you go inside, and there's a bunch of people looking down from the ceiling and go, welcome to the hotel, California. Maybe they did. Maybe they put it in like that.

Maybe they did. And, I mean, you know, it would be a strong consideration when you've got that much stuff you have to create that quickly for a concert. Oh, my gosh. So this is the long goodbye tour. and Steely Dan is their special guest? Cool. Yeah, and it's really just, I mean, we lost Walter Becker a few years ago, so it's really just Donald Fagan.

Oh, I was hoping it was like a small pillar and a pillow, and then on top of that, a metallic, you know. A steam powered doldow sitting on top of this. Just sitting there. So they could just introduce it and say, hey, it's our final tour ever. The Eagles are done after this. Here's Steely Dan.

Right, and it just sits there and light beams down from the top onto the steam power dildo. Yeah, that'd be amazing. There we go. Yeah. A little steam comes out. Yeah, I wonder if Steely Dan gets video treatment or if it's just stuff for the Eagles. Like, does the opening act

get... Oh, I've got to get something, right? It's got to be at least some holder stuff. Something, something. It might just be, here's, you know, here's video we're shooting from the front of Donald Fagan's singing and they just project that up there. So it's like

a regular concert where you get a big screen view of the yeah of the thing I would yeah quit yuckin my yum I love you're blacking my yum

I like Steely Dan yeah there's nothing wrong with Steely Dan there used to be a couple of creepy dudes and uh now it's just one creepy dude

and a bunch of creepy songs that's right uh chat there's a shot of the stage with the Eagles playing it's pretty impressive I would go if I got free tickets I'd go no problem oh without a doubt

I mean if I got a hundred dollar tickets I'd go but I think the the tickets were going for four and five hundred bucks and that's just ridiculous even seeing the video of the youtube concert that is going to be the next thing after steely down or after the eagles um uh it's it's not doing well it's not selling very well and i think it's because the prices are up in the 150 200 to watch a movie of a concert yeah that's a that's a I realize concerts can fetch a lot of money these days, depending on who the artist is,

but I'm out of that market now. I can't be doing that. I don't care if the Eagles are my favorite band. I can't do that. I don't know how you people afford your Swifty concerts. How do you do that shit? That's expensive, man. I know.

I know that airs to our cheese. Yeah. All right. Well, let's move on. I'm like, you know, Amy's like, they're indeed creepy songs from a creepy dude, so some yucking is warranted. And I'm like, do you really believe that Randy Newman doesn't like short people?

These are songs. These are fictional songs and fictional characters. And, uh, have you ever seen, uh, Will, um, again, he was a full name and all of a sudden. Will Saso do his, uh, impression of, uh, the dude you just said, whose name just escaped me. Randy Newman. Do you ever see that impression before? No, I haven't seen Will Sassos now. Unbelievably great.

It's so good. I got a, I'll find video and, uh, send it your way. Okay, a couple of other things. Do you think Freddy Baker really killed it, man? Do you think Prince really walked into a hotel lobby and saw darling Nikki doing something with a copy of Boys Life? No, no. Oh my gosh, was it really Boys Life? That's not what it was supposed to be, was it?

They never said what magazine it is, but... Boys Life, wow. I just wanted to pick something that you'd find in a hotel lobby, right? It's a copy of Vogue, Cosmopolitan. Highlights magazine or something? Highlights for children. Good Lord, man. Oh, what did you do to the pages of Goofus and Galant?

That's right. Or Gallant, Goofus and Gallant. Brian was right about a thing that I would like to bring up real quick. Oh, okay. Your recommendation for the show From on MGM Plus is got me by the Willie. It's real good. I'm on three episodes in is all. That's all I had time for last night, but I binge those three episodes pretty hard.

It's really compelling. I don't know. You know what it is. It's this. there's a genre like this it's it's like uh what was the haunted range or open range or what was that called with uh with thanos in it last year they canceled it do you remember the name no um something range whatever was outer outer outer range that's it outer range uh it's whatever that subgenre is of like

it's very Stephen King it's very much the dome it's very much like some of the concept Stephen King has like there's a part of the country or the world where within the borders of that place things are not right and this show is so good at pulling

that concept out and playing with it completely completely absorbed it's really good man and those and the the people on the outside like the you know how normal, they look like Pleasantville black and white people

and, you know, walking up with their big smiles. I guess I don't know how much of the quote-unquote others you've seen. It's hard not to describe this in like lost terminology. Yeah, there's a lot of that going on. There's so much lost feel to it.

Yeah, for sure. You got the whole sense of survivors, which is very lost. You have, you know, bits and pieces. Even some of those people tropes. Like you've got the man of faith and the, man of science and the um uh the the the the Asian woman who doesn't speak in English like son yeah uh until they realize that's too difficult for the narrative so she

starts speaking more English that's true did you know do you know well I guess you've seen season one and most of two right um not most of two I'm only three episodes into two okay do yeah I feel like I'm always on the hook for one of these episodes is going to be going to start doing flashbacks about some of these characters does that happen? Do I get those? It does happen. All right. But, but, um,

just three episodes in, three episodes in, there's none of that really yet. I don't have any, there's no flashbacks. No, and the flashbacks you get won't be what their life was like before they came to town, but you'll get the flashbacks of, um, how they arrived. Got it. Okay. Yeah. Well, I'm, I'm really enjoying it.

Oh, it's so good. Yeah. High, high recommendation. the kids acting kind of bothers me sometimes the little kid yeah he's not good yeah kids are hard they're difficult kids are hard to yeah there are moments where he's he'll shine through yes like when he's trying not to smile at what he's seeing with that i don't want to give anything away but he was just sort of like in bed looking out there and he's kind of just getting a little bit of a half smirk that's hard for a kid to do i'll give him cred for that but the minute they give him a ton

of dialogue it's like okay maybe why are you why are you sad mother yeah that's good Weird stuff like that. Give that kid another 10 years in acting class. He'll be all right after that. Yeah, absolutely. He'll be great. All right. That show, by the way, for people who are asking, if we haven't mentioned it again, it is from, and it's on Amazon Prime, or if you want to pay for MGM Plus, you can.

But Amazon Prime is where to start watching. Prime has one and two seasons. Three, you have to have MGM Plus to do the new season, but it's very, very good so far. Moving on to this deal, we've got an email. This is from Jeff Sire, our Canadian buddy. and here's what Jeff Sire has to say from Canada. He says this. Fancy Dragon was from the 2009 Nurtacular. I know because Jen was with me at Bucco de Beppo's and it was the only year she was able to come in 2009.

That restaurant introduced us to family-style ordering. We didn't really have that very often in Canada. I ordered and then walked past Jen to Nicole. Then Nicole explained what was going on. It was also our introduction to the insane portion sizes some places have in the U.S. our spaghetti and meatballs had two meatballs the size of my fists and enough pasta to feed our whole family not just the two of us and it was a two person small size i'm not sure i'm right but i think reggie ended up with fancy dragon says jeff i mean randy indicated he had it but now i think what randy meant is he got pictures of it all or something maybe he got pictures of it all or he manages the managed the twitter account who knows we'll have to find out the truth about who has the actual sheet the fancy dragon sheet and if they even still have it I could see them finding it, you know, 10 years ago and saying, why am I holding on to this piece of garbage?

Do you remember what the Twitter account was, was it just Fancy Dragon? I think it was just Fancy Dragon. Let's see if it's still up. We paid for the blue checkmark and everything. Layton either Frolick or something. No, this is somebody. Oh, it is it. Fancy Dragon is still up.

It hasn't posted since July 3rd, 2014. Oh, 2014, something posted for that. Yeah, people kept it up. So it lasted five years. Yeah. I'll bet that's, let's see, turns again. What was the last thing you posted, by the way? Has anyone seen my D20 themed spats?

When in Rome, one must look after, look the party, sorry, one must look the part after all, it says. Nice. It sounds like Randy, because he complains about shit like this all the time. So here's one in 2012, or it says, they confounded Utah liquor laws and are reminiscent of prohibition. Where can we wary gentlemen, dragon, find an apparitiation? worth a shilling. That does sound like Randy. That's some Randy bullshit right there.

Yeah. And Jeff, yeah, 100%. Bucca beppoes. I think what's the P.F. Changs are the only two places I can think of right off the top of my head that do the family style ordering and have the insane portion sizes.

I don't see that a lot of other places. I'm even having a hard time thinking of other places. Chang's has backed off some for like lunch and stuff. Some of that smaller. So like just single serving. Sort of. I mean, I took my mom there recently and they gave, it was actually a small, it was kind

of a weirdly small portion. I was actually surprised. It was still expensive though. I think P.F. Chang's is, they got weird post-pandemic. Something's weird over there. Oh, really? Business-wise, something's up.

I don't know. I can't even put it on. Oh, Mugianos. Yeah, that's another thing, same. Yeah, it's another one that does it. And, and cheesecake factory probably does or, or they just give you what they think a human portion is and it's really family size. family style. Yeah, yeah. I'd like that once in a while if you have the right group or whatever,

but I'm not going there with just me and Kim or, you know. Oh, hell no. Unless you really want the same meal for three meals after you're in restaurant meal. I remember Pat, that was maybe the year Pat, that was probably the next year. Patrick was so incensed by how much, how easy or how normal it is in our culture to take a doggie bag home full of food. In France, You just freaking don't do it. If you don't finish your food, you don't take it. You just leave it? Yeah, you leave it.

I know. I think that's insane. They also don't tip, so that's weird to him too. But all that stuff just seems so strange to him. He's like, you Americans, you're such pigs. And I'm like, dude, you're eating a plate of nachos. What are you talking about? Right, exactly.

And nachos don't, those, you leave those. Like, nachos don't come home in a doggy bag of you. There's no method of reheating nachos that doesn't either turn everything into. to dried nacho jerky or make everything a soggy mush yeah I don't even

attempt it but that is his favorite thing when he comes to the States that's all he wants is nachos so weird really no nachos in France well I think it's just they're not as good

or they try and it's not it's kind of like when you go to I don't know it's like going to Idaho and expecting the best Mexican food somewhere and it's like

you're probably not going to get the good stuff you know I don't know no offense Idaho you're fine yeah chips on the side definitely the way way to go, for sure.

Indeed. That's when I, on the rare, rare, rare occasions that I go to Kudoba and get nachos, I get chips on the side. And then I can just do like a third of the chips and all the toppings, which I know are just as bad. You know what sounds great right now is a big pile of pork nachos. Oh, my God. Yes, it does.

Ever since COVID, I'm starving all the time. Maybe we should just move this show to lunchtime and we'll eat while we do the show. Let's do it. Let's do a food. It's a TMS food. The lunch and stream. The lunch and stream, exactly. make curry sing it again it'll be it'll be all ASMR oh my gosh you would you would

you wouldn't like that you would hate that do it yeah misophonia would be uh right off the table i see these once in a while come across some muckbang video on somewhere yeah and i think what would what would what would what would what would brian do if you strapped him down and made him hear this it feels like it honestly a muck bang video uh it feels like torture to me Like, this would be clockwork orange, eyeballs, pride, open. And not watching a little bit of the old in-out, in-out, in-out, and out. You make me watch Muck-Bang videos, and I will give you the rebel plans for the Death Star. I will give you the, you know, whatever you want.

My PIN number is Bosco. Whatever you want. Anything you need. Okay, so I'm going to play something brief. All right, this isn't long. But I'm just curious how you're going to react to it. So hold on a second. I'm just going to pull this up.

It's just a video. I'm already dreading it. I don't blame you. For some reason, audio is off. All right, let's fix that and everybody. Okay, here we go, Brian. What does that do for you? Oh, God.

I'm done. I'm so done with whatever that was. The lady eaten, it looks like. Oh, I was going to say, let me guess. Let me guess. Something with, it's a soup with big chunks of vegetables or something in it. No, it's like a... I don't know what this...

Honestly, I don't know if... Here, I'm going to send this to you. I cannot tell you what this is. That's the freaky bit about this video. It looks like a wing. Is she in the food eating the food? She's not in the food. It's like a big...

I just put the link in her Discord. There's a big like... It looks like from that thumbnail. It looks like she is in... Eating wings while in a buffalo bath. You know, you're not wrong. Look at that. Like her head's sticking out of it.

Apparently it's like... It really looks like she's enjoying it too. Yeah, she's... My guess is these people spend a lot of time hurling later. They're like food, competitive food eaters. Like Joey Chestnut. Yeah. Did you watch that thing on Netflix from the...

No. You know what I was think about. So you see Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi. Is that the other guy? Yeah. I think so, yeah. They get on there and they're cramming hot dogs down their gullet for however long it takes. sure and i always think if i could go back to my grandfather's generation and bring them back to life

some some old corpses of some world war two era guys right right just for an hour pie man style yeah you're not dead like me uh whatever that show but just have them sit down and watch the american competitive eat with the japanese competitor and just say this is where we are now this is where you know you guys were in the trenches you had the flame throwers Bob to Pearl Harbor? This is where we are now. Yeah. You fought in the Pacific. How do you feel about what we're doing now? Sure. I'd just be curious about that. You know, we're never going to get it, but I would love to know.

Before you go, Graham's here's a plate of brownies. Don't ask me what's in them. Yeah, please don't ask, Grandpa. All right. That's it for that. Oh, quick note, these mixtape, TMS mixtape, stickers we put up yesterday, they are gone. They went very fast. In fact, they were gone before most of you heard the episode, which is kind of a bummer. Oh, wow. Okay. I didn't expect it to be that fast. So I think we're going to do another run just so that we can give people a chance

who didn't get them before. There was a little more demand than I expected. I don't know what I expected, but maybe it's the signatures and how you guys can lift them and put them on your own checks. I don't know. I don't know what you're going to do with this thing, but we'll let you know, because as we're fulfilling the first order, we're going to see

if we can't get a break or something and get maybe double the order. And then if that happens, I'll let you know and we'll put the new stock up and you guys can get it. And the shipping is free now, Claire, you just were so early. Claire got in there and did it. It said like $19.40. Right. $4.4 for the sticker and $19 to ship it to Ireland.

Yeah, we can't have that. But yeah, if you missed your chance, it looks like we're going to bring another chance back. So watch for that. All right. It's time for the news. We haven't done that in a bit. Let's do it now. Here we go.

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There's Word that those are coming back as like full-blown remakes. Now that Activision is owned by Microsoft, and they want to mine some of their old IPs. Because right now you can't buy it new. You have to play it if you already... You can only play it if you already owned it before they pulled it. Because there's lots of rights crap going on with Hasbro and stuff. Anyway, that game's awesome, and I don't know why he has it, but he has it and he's playing it.

And it's really fun to watch. So go check it out on Twitch.tv slash KT data. Let's get moving here with this story. Teacher charged with disorderly conduct for allegedly drawing on a student's throat. Now, we mentioned this story the other day, but we didn't actually talk about the story. We got as far as the headline. Yeah, we've rabbit hold right into Post Malone and Machine Gun Kelly and jelly roll and all that stuff. We never ended up talking about the freaking story, which is too funny.

Yeah. But that's how we do the news here in this important newsroom place that we run. Anyway, a teacher in Twinfield Union School. Oh, that's the name of my middle school was Union Middle School. Oh, really? I couldn't remember it yesterday on Skim and now I remember it. Anyway, is facing a charge of aggravated disorderly confidence. for allegedly using a permanent marker to draw around a student's throat, according to the

Vermont state police. Man, Vermont, you don't get a lot of news out of Vermont, so. No, usually Vermont is like, uh, you know, ever. You cut out again for some reason. I don't know why. I did, huh? Weird. It's that weird thing again.

Uh, but you're right. Vermont is, uh, it's just not the state you think of when you think of any crime, really. Yeah. I'm sure that's not true. They've got police. They got, you know, they got reasons to have crime, I suppose. Yeah. Just don't ever hear about it.

Let me imagine there's some crime in Vermont. Oh, Montpelier. Wow. Okay, so pretty, you know, pretty close to where my dad and stepmom live. Uh-oh, we got a connection here. Wendy was there for a while. I guess we've talked about that, right? Wendy lived there for, I don't know, four years or five years?

In Montpelier or Burlington? She was in Burlington, wasn't she? I never remember. She loved it there, though, except for the snow. Yeah, yeah. I'd live there, too, if it wasn't for all the snow. A lot of. us know.

Because everything else about it, I really like the lifestyle up there, but I would have to live in the city. I would have to live in Burlington. Lady named Kathleen Wheellock, Mrs. Wheelock at the school there, age 48 of Montpelier, on Montpelier. Montpelier. Aggressively drew on the student. Aggressively, geez. Oh, allegedly.

I read aggressively. It's just allegedly. That's not exactly the same meaning. Anyway, drew on the student after that student used a permanent marker on a whiteboard, according to police. The incident occurred on September 5th, according to state police reports, although authorities began investigating on September 10th. So it took him a little while. Student was not injured during the incident and left the classroom to report to school administrators. The teacher drew on me, he says.

In an email, Caledonia Central Supervisory Union Superintendent Matt Foster, that's a mouthful, said, said Wheellock is no longer employed by the Twinfield District. Twinfield Union is a pre-K through 12. Oh, really? Pre-K through 12. Grade 12, that's crazy. That's the whole, that's the whole gamut. Big that's the gamut. Everybody in one school.

I mean, you can't imagine, you know, there's not a lot of, not a lot of folks. I mean, Montpelier is one of our smallest capital cities, I think. Yeah. It reminds me of, you know, like Little House on the Prairie Times. Just everybody is one school. And if you were old enough to say words, you were in, and then you weren't out until you were like 18. I think Montpelier, there's some weird statistic.

Montpelier is the only state capital that doesn't have a McDonald's in the city or something like that. Really? Wow. What a weird thing. I'm surprised by that. I thought they were everywhere. I guess not. No, I'm going to type Montpelier is the only state. And let me see if it fills capital that. Let's see if this finishes. Yeah, no McDonald's in Montpelier, Vermont. That is the only U.S. state capital without a McDonald's. So what do those people do if they're, like, craving a McNugget? They go to a nice family-owned mom-and-pop burger place that's so much better.

Yeah, I guess they do. They do have food in Montpelier. They just don't have McDonald's. Did I have eaten in Montpelier, and it was lovely. Yeah. Sat right by the river. It was absolutely lovely. Did they have, they got others, you know, can I go to like a,

Taco Bell there or are they just anti's fast food? I don't have any fast food. Let me take a look here. Let's see. Let's use a... It seems crazy to me. Kind of have at least like a Starbucks or something. Right? No, they didn't even well they might have a Starbucks. I went, I found

a, also found a local coffee shop and because we had to drive from Montpelier to to we went to Richmond and then to Boston. Oh, then to Providence of in Boston. It was one day where I wanted to go to four state capitals in one day, and I went to, I know.

And you did it. You pulled it off. It did it. It totally did. I pictures of me in front of every state capital, you know, from New Hampshire and Vermont. And probably could have, we might have been able to work, could have worked Portland in there? I don't know. What's the one out here where it's like New Mexico, no, no, no, not New Mexico. Utah, Arizona. There's a thing like that where there's even a monument where they all touch. I forgot what that's called. Oh, Four Corners?

Is it the Four Corners? I was so excited to go to that. I went there when I was a kid. I thought that was the greatest thing I ever did. Yeah, Utah. I've never been to Four Corners. At least I don't remember ever going to Four Corners with Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado, and...

And us, right? In Utah. Yeah, right. Yeah. It's pretty cool. There's a whole thing there. I don't know if it's changed, but when I was a kid, I was just like,

no way. So arbitrary, right? because these are just, they're imaginary lines that we created. They don't even really exist. Right, right. Yes. In fact, when you're out there looking at the sign that says, Welcome to Arizona or whatever,

you don't see a big old fence or a line or anything. No. But as a kid, I just thought, oh, we're on the border of this stuff. We really do want, like, we get a sign on the highway, but we really do want, like, a big stripe that you drive across, when you cross a border to another state. Yeah, or do like World Warcraft where you step into a news, where you move into a new zone.

And it's like, whoa. Oh, the Barrens is nothing like Alterak Valley or whatever it is. You know what I mean? Like, that's what I want. I want like big zone changes when I go to the States. Yeah, totally. I wanted to like all of a sudden change things.

Oh, Claire says, looks like you have a Burger King. I'm like zoomed in on their map and I'm not seeing. I'm seeing Walgreens, economy in, but a whole bunch of like a dairy cream, not a dairy queen, but a dairy cream. Dairy cream. I don't know what that is. Do we have those? Dairy cream.

That's an East Coast thing. Dairy cream. There's queen. Where's cream? I can't even find that. Google search yields nothing. They're like, do you mean dairy queen? No.

I don't mean dairy queen. Oh, Kroger's has a, oh, that's just, that's just cream. That's just somebody making dairy thickened cream. Anyway. Yeah. So can we go back to this teacher that drew on a kid. kid's throat. The article does not talk about what the teacher drew. No. On the kids throat. Or give us photos. We got no, we have no proof that even happen from this article.

Well, I mean, it's allegedly sure. But the fact that it is like, oh, you drew on the whiteboard with permanent marker? I'm drawn on you with permanent marker. It's a total like, like immediate eye for an eye, uh, uh, uh, using the punishment. With the word meeting, meeting out of the punishment. Yeah. To me, that sounds probably exactly

like how it went. This kid was being a little shit. Yeah. And, uh, I, you know,

sometimes I feel for teachers. Like, I feel like, I don't know that I would have gone to grab the kid and drew on his face forcibly. Oh, gosh, no. But I understand how that can get really stressful.

Like, even in, even in quiet Vermont towns with no McDonald's. I could still see it. Right. Because you got a, you can't, you got,

you got, I'm sure she had to pin the kid or, or hold the kid down to Toronto. Yeah. yeah i mean she she went too far clearly but i understand the stress of it uh all right we're gonna take a break when we come back from this break uh my sister will not be here she had uh to bail last minute this morning i got a message from her this morning and i went okay no problem we're going to do call now and it's been a while so if you guys don't remember how that works

you're gonna want to join us via discord and how you do that is you ping me directly with little dm and discord saying i want to come in and ask you guys a question or call or whatever and i'll add you to the call, kind of like we do Tad Pooley Feud. All right, that's how we're doing this. And I haven't used this in so long. I don't even know where this is. Oh, here it is. Call Now. All right, so we have the Call Now file. We'll do that after this song, though.

Brian, play a little something here in the middle. This, boy, this song has a hook. Right from the get-go you're going to hear this guitar hook, and it reminds me a lot of the white stripes. Not when the vocals come in, but the guitar hook absolutely reminds me of the white stripes. This is a song called Gannon, G-G-A-N-O-N, nothing to do.

with any sort of Nintendo product at all. But this is an artist named L-U-T-A-L-O. This is coming out. Oh, the whole album is out now. It's called The Academy. It's an indie folk rock debut from Lutalo, courtesy of Winspeer Records. Thank you, Winspeer, for sending this one over to me.

I think you'll like this. Lutalo's touring North America with Nulu for Yanya this fall. So if you're a big fan of Nulufra Yanya, you're going to see Lutalo. Nice. Opening up for him. Anyway, the song is called, what did I say it was? The song is called Gannon. Here is Lutalo.

I walked into the fire And wade into the hour Yeah God will chew me down And showed me what is this? Is this his son? The dragon stood me up. I looked him right into the eye.

I slept in till I woke. I slept until I woke. My sister called me up that morning The trees just rose and drowned And then wrapped it all across my forehead Mm-hmm Thank you. It's hotter in a butt-cheek sandwich.

I'm up to my knees and chicken shit. I'm going to go fishing. Come on now. It's just think it'll matter. Tell it like it is. And we return. Tell me who that was one more time. Sure. That is Lutalo, L-U-T-A-L-O, from a brand-new album called The Academy. That is the lead single. It is called Gannon. G-A-N-O-N-N.

They'll change their name to Gannon-Dorf later. That'll be the point. That's right. Exactly. Yes. And depends on the game. Intimidating, menacing. I'm hearing good things about the new Zelda game. Yeah. The reviews... Yeah, the reviews. The reviews, the reviews. are mostly saying this is an exceptionally good game that is not just a gimmick about you playing as the princess for once. It's a very

deep, engaging game regardless of who the protagonist is. And so I'm excited to hear that because I was a little worried. I was just like, okay, it's like all centered around this joke, this long-running 30-year joke that it's always called Legend of Zelda, but Zelda's

never playable. And now she finally is, but it's basically just your typical Zelda game. And from the reviews I'm reading that are like in the 9.5s and 10s, they're like, no, this is like deeper, cool, awesome. I want to play it. I do want to play it. And it's in that style I love. I love that like cheeby.

Yes. What was the one, Link's Awakening style? I love that look so much. So, yeah, it might be the first switch game. I get in a long time. We shall see. All right, Brian, we're going to take some calls. Yeah.

This is time for call now. Although I lost my, there it is. now and we're going to do that by pulling people in from the discord and let's see we've already got a few people that want to call in uh oh that's just done away talking we're not going to pull him in yeah it's not pulled done away yeah forget that and if you don't have me friended on discord you can do that pretty easy and i'll notice it and i'll add you to the thing so don't worry about that let's pull in our favorite will we ever get genie to call us will we ever will it ever happen that we actually get to hear genie's voice if i'm going to guess she is i would think she'd

want to keep that mystery going. See, there she says no. I don't think she's going to do it. She says no. Carter, come here. You want to get on camera? Come here, come here. Show everybody. You guys got to see this. Does she have the car light horns on? Oh, oh, look at that. Where's your horns? Those go on last?

Whoops, sorry. Wrong photo. There we go. Check it out. You need to use some sunscreen. Oh, look at the contact lenses. Do they hurt? Do they hurt? No, I just can't see. You can't see? So how are you going to walk around with those on if they can't see? prayers prayers let me see your ears oh they look so good oh they look so good

I want to see the horns on there all right when you get the horns on come back Brian printed those horns yeah yeah of course you know she's like I know who printed them dad uh all right super cool all right who we pull it in we're pulling in Claire we're pulling in Claire she wants to talk about satan or satan or however the hell you say it whatever it is sure whatever it is uh let's see don't you have some songs to submit Claire yeah get in get on that all right Claire we're adding you but you're not picking up so what's your deal you know you want in yeah does the ring come through slower oh there she is hi Claire oh my god there you're you're doing you weirdo you doing all right

can you tell Carter she looks freaking amazing I will I will I will I'll let her know they worked really hard on this for months and months and months it looks like it looks fantastic yeah she did a Good job. And she also, she based the, she didn't, you couldn't see the tail, but the tail's based on what Britt did for, uh, oh, really? Yeah. What was talking about with the, yeah, the, yeah. And it's weird. You walk in the room and the way it sways and rotates. It looks like it's being added in post. It's very weird. Oh my God. Anyway. I want full body photos on videos. I want all. All right. Um, yes, no, Satan. So I gave Brian the quick four words. She did. Yeah. satan is washed flour but if you ask me on a deeper level what satan is what is flur basically flower well you guys say flower funny say flower again no i don't say it funny i say it different oh okay that's good point i like that though flurr anyway so what i say flour i say flower i say towel i say yeah yeah yeah so it's washed flour so basically what you do is you get your

flour you get like a really high you get really high got it i just want me to say it brian it's nothing whatever it's totally fine i just get a giggle every like a school one every time you say flour yeah i just think it's kind of cute it's a cute way of saying yeah and you put your flour in a bowl of water yeah and you basically squelch it into like this little doughball and then you keep rinsing it and rinsing it and what you're doing is rinsing off all the starch so it's like how you know you wash your rice when you're making rice um it's basically like that and you wash all the starch off it so you're just left with the proteins and so you need it you need it you need it and becomes like really really stretchy and then that's how you get that meat like texture and then because

you just have this big clump of like nothing flavor like you know just like a chicken breast it doesn't really taste of anything unless you season it which is what all of you guys are like always nagging at people from this end of the world is oh my god it's not these no it is seasoned it's just not got freaking like chili powder on it like it doesn't me chili powder to be seasoned yeah so pepper's fine okay oh just a little just a little basic salt and pepper but can you make like a sandwich out of this can you make like a I don't know what else so one day you then get like a lot of flour though if you haven't in the sandwich a lot of flour a lot of flour but it's not starchy because it's literally just the

proteins well yeah so you mix in like I gave Carter like some of those vegan they're like accidentally vegan chicken stock cubes so you can like get that or you know

anything that's like that kind of like basically whatever you see is in a chicken breast with is what you stick in the flour and you need that down then you get your little ball of dough

you can either steam it or you can literally just like cut up and fry it and it's like this little squidgy lovely stuff it's kind of like tofu but like more chewy um

do I say toffee tofu we just assume that said that word funny too yeah yeah we just assume that was how you said the word in Ireland so it's okay but yeah you can literally like make it like put it in like a meat slicer and like slice it up if you like make it really firm it just depends how much you need it you can make it like more stringy like little chicken strips um or yeah like slice it up have you I kind of want to try I kind of want to try this uh myself even though I don't know that I'll do it on the regular but it sounds like a fun process to like just need it down until it's like a dry

thing can you can you get it to the consistency of like i don't know can you fake bacon like or anything like that yeah yeah versus um there was a local company that um did like a whole bunch of like um locally made uh fake meats that i was going to bring to Vegas but unfortunately they um uh not shut down but like stopped doing it because they weren't like a full-on like had a shop they like made it and then sold it to the shops but yeah they didn't make it through COVID unfortunately I wonder if this this wings place I'm going to can give me like a six the regular six of wings and one additional satan wing just so I can try it and see what it's like yeah you should yeah just get a portion of Satan wings friend you know or say or say if I don't

like it then I'm committed to an entire plate or an entire frisbee of satan wings you'll like it you'll like Yeah, we find. Eat the frisbee. Also, on that note, I like the frisbee more. At least 50 tots. 50 tots, Brian. Gotta respect the tater. Oh, my God. Well, I know you guys have a particular love affair with the potato. But, you know, they have a history.

They have a history with that potato. Oh, man. I'm going to make love to my tater. Dude, freaking 50 tater tots would put me in the hospital. You're not even consuming 50 tater tots, Claire. I've seen you. You, you know, you absolutely don't look like you consume, can consume 50 taters. Yeah. I think you could probably do, do you a lot of tater tots, all right.

Yeah. I can eat a lot of tater tots. On that, on that weird edible I had in Vegas, I could probably eat 50 tater tots. I was really hungry. Absolutely. Put them in front of me, and I will eat them. Well, Claire, we enjoyed our satanic ritual here today with you. And stay out of trouble and don't lick any stone.

Bye. Blindy stones. Blarney stones? Blarney stones. Blarney stones. Not the blammy stones. Not the blammy stones. No, don't be doing that.

Oh, blimey! We're going to take another call. Let's see. Oh, you know what? We might need to do here. How do I do this? Okay. Here we go.

I'm going to bring Talley in because I want to talk. First of all, she's pinging me, but also I want to talk about this submission thing and how that's going. Oh, great. She's doing such a kick-ass job with this. Yeah, really, really good.

What do you want? Hello. Hi. Is this Talley? Allegedly. Allegedly? that's the rumor floating around um hey this uh submission thing you made for us is so rad nobody else has got this working on youtube but you and i i feel like you could sell it or like make money

no i see why i they don't have it it's a freaking nightmare yeah this stupid youtube apia like i don't know it's all about permissions and stuff and um uh yeah i can understand why and i'm pretty sure they're not it's yeah i can definitely see why other YouTubers don't like it. Yeah. Yeah. I understand exactly why BioCal kind of just went, nope. Yeah, threw his arms up.

So hold on. If you, you always have to be logged in for it to work. Is that right? Is that how? Right now, the problem is the credentials are tied to my account because for testing and everything. And the issue with YouTube compared to other services like, you know, Discord or something, is that you can't have.

um without it without being a fancy corporation or something you can't have service accounts essentially so i have to have like a personal user account doing all of that stuff so weird i have made an actually frogpants showbot account that i just but i just need to migrate it over to that still okay but um well if you need any special uh like chat permissions on it let me know and let's see what i can do on my end but yeah no that's the issue is like i don't know like this whole thing with the confirmation not working right now i don't know why it just sometimes doesn't work the same request five seconds later might work

I don't know why so that's kind of why I'm you know running a lot of these life tests and everything what's funny is you're going to be like one of those wow moders who makes an amazing mod for wow and a great ad on everybody starts relying on it and then Blizzard goes you know what I think we'll just make that in our next release

and then you get no credit that's what's going to happen YouTube's just going to integrate it and you're going to be like oh okay if they did that still it would be nice because this is stupid how bad it um how bad it is well you just have this great experience though you have this fun little challenge you know that's why do you think i took it on i know employed and this is like

i mean i'm not going to lie this is going to go on a resume yeah yeah i've made a made a working um you know a hook into youtube that did a thing people'd be impressed by that i would be yeah no i mean it's like it's got you know planning and research and putting stuff into production live maintenance, live service. I mean, it's got all that shit. It's just, you know, it's going to be a little awkward, though, and it's like, oh, yeah, what's your experience? Oh, I was helping a guy who does this thing called Frog Pants. Well, good luck with that. Well, it's nice to hear from, you have any parting questions or thoughts for us before we let you go? I don't know, but I do take pride that I have been one who has taught you.

you so many disturbing sexual techniques. Yeah, I appreciate that. Sounding, docking, gooning. Rimming, soaking. I don't think I did rimming or rim jobs, but... No, I knew that one. I'll send a video to Scott right now. I knew that one, and I knew soaking's a big thing in Provo, so I knew that.

Yeah, soaking. This one's probably not disturbing, more weird, but you got to look up looting. If you use a lightsaber, it's a soaking. Yeah. What was sorry? What did you say? Was the last one? Looning.

Looning. Looning? Yeah, that'll be a fun one for you. I even want to know. Hold on. Of all the stuff I've taught you, this one is tame. Really? Okay.

It's funny and interesting, but just no kinkshaming. I'm going to look it up, looning. Here we go. Looning. This is on Urban Dictionaries, where you find out the good stuff. Oh, yeah. Not loony. Looning.

The always accurate. Oh, the act of capturing a mildly and mildly sedating the throat effing a loon. What? That is absolutely not. uh okay what i that's not it uh okay about this one just add that is to the end of looting that'll filter it oh gotcha all right add what to it what you say or fetish fetish okay all right here we go actually use if i just scroll down i get it okay balloons oh it is a balloon thing yeah oh it's gonna be something like a balloon in someone's butt hole or something like that right uh maybe but not

necessarily. Okay. It's just a looning fetish. Why do I even look? The worst one, the worst one was, well, I think it was on core and you, and somebody brought up docking and you're the one that explained that or something. And I'd never heard of this until like a couple of weeks ago. And now I'm, I just know I'm worse for it.

All right, here it is. And to be honest, Bo kept talking about space docking that I had never heard of. And that is way worse than anything I ever taught you. Wow. All right. So let's see. This just feels like it's just going to generate a ton of static. Yeah, I don't like this at all.

Oh, this is all adjacent to things like, well, not necessarily, but like couching as J.D. Vance is popularized. Sure. Yeah, but like latex and stuff like that, right? If you're into those things, I don't know. I mean, it's just all people who really like the song, Ninja Sex Party, Objects of Desire, where he has sex with all the objects. Great. And I didn't even know that song meant that. learns even something new.

Thank you so much, Dan Avedan. Yeah, for that one. Well, have a good one. Stay out of trouble and good luck with your YouTube travels. Don't get dog. You can't tell me what to do. Go. Bye.

All right. She's great. She got through that whole time and she didn't call me Cowardville. I love it. Good. Yeah, no, right? I felt like we were dodging bullets there. I wasn't sure how that was going to go for you.

Let's see. How about a little nine of 12 in our life? Why not? She's just realizing she didn't call me Cowardville that whole time. Yeah. She's like, oh, shoot. We got to do this. because there's only a few days left of September.

Oh, no, let's get her on the horn. Get her on the horn before this month goes squandering off into the land. Hi, is this September? Billy Joe Armstrong. No kidding. Are you there? Hello? Oh, hi. How are you? Is this your hand over the camera?

What are you doing? What? Camera. Oh. You don't have to join. You don't have to give us video if you don't want to. Neither did Talley, but you hear my iPad. over there still ringing. Oh, is it still going? That's fantastic. It happens with Discord. I get that

too. How are you doing now that your month, your big month is ending? Are you doing all right? Yeah. You know, still partying. Yeah, that's true. Do you guys are all going to get to hang out soon? It's going to be fun. I know. Like, in a week and a day, I'm going to be seeing you. Holy mackerel. Yeah, it's fast.

It's time. I'm so excited. The bacon is made. Oh, that bacon looks so good. Hold on. You made bacon. What do you mean? You made bacon already. Oh, you I get pork belly and I cure it for like a week and then I smoke it. Oh, and then you cut half of it and put it in a box and then send it to me. That's so nice of you.

Nope. We need some enticement to get you out to the meetup, Scott. Well, that may be enough. That'll happen next year for sure if you're bringing bacon. Holy shiz. Oh, and I'm working on the sausage. I sent you seasoning, Scott. Yes, you did.

So you've had the sausage. We have. and it was fantastic. That seasoning was incredible. Oh, the seasoning was amazing. Yeah. But all this is smoked, right? Everything gets smoked.

The sausage, the breakfast sausage, I don't smoke. Okay. But I will be stuffing links. All right. Stuffing links. Sounds like, I don't know, you're working at the... It's like another thing that Tully's going to tell us about. You're working at the Nintendo factory and you're stuffing links.

I don't know. There we go. Well, that's great. Do you have any thoughts, questions, important things to say today? Yes, so I was curious about this is something we asked on part-time gamers once is an icebreaker And you mentioned not long ago about clothing and stuff Who would you guys who would be on your like zombie apocalypse team? Oh, the team of people you'd want with you? Like you want because you're talking about your survivor group, right? Like the people you want to have with you.

Oh God Jason Mamoa Yeah, yeah. you're real life people has to be real life people the people in our in our social lives in our social circle gotcha um all right i want kim to survive so so i want kim in there if i can mark spagnolo yeah right there is a good one bill duran because he can you know we can start making actual weapons instead of foam and resin weapons yeah he would be good at that i think mark's a good pick because anybody can work with wood is going to be great at like shoring up our defenses and all that my brother's brother-in-law steve i I would take as an alternate to Mark. Either of those, and you swap them out, they're great. In fact, if I could get both those guys, that's good redundancy in case one of them gets bit. That's what I would do is get both Steve and Mark.

So we got me, Kim, Steve, Mark. Jeff Seyer's a bit of a badass. It'd be good to have him. Yeah, he's a buff protector type, isn't he? He'd be good. He's a tank. And I'd have to see you each get about like five. Five, okay.

Then that's everybody. It's a maintainable group that you can also get your, you know, survivor types in. Because as we've seen on The Walking Dead, stuff goes wrong when you start getting into like the six and seven and, you know, they start. I mean, in real life, this happened. If you've ever been part of groups or organizations, like once you get to like eight, people get freaking weird. Somebody's got to be the big fish and small pond and everything goes to shit. There's a guy, there's a dude in that from show that I want to kick into the ocean. I know exactly.

it is yes and every one of these things needs that guy you gotta have that guy or else you don't have the drama he's kind of your soyer but not not as charming as soyer no this guy's the worst dude at least so far maybe something flips with him but geez oh no but you just start about midseason you start he doesn't change but you for whatever reason just start liking him a little bit more all right i'm down with that yeah i'm thinking chuck would be our glen like he'd be our little really wiry, like, can sneak through the zombie defenses and find that tank and bring it to the... Yeah, he covered himself in guts and be okay with it. Yeah. I'm down with that. Dr. Tolbert would be good. We need a doctor. Oh, we need a doctor. Yeah. So, Jerry, you're in. Gary. I'm doing Giff and Jiff over there with Jerry.

Monica, you're not coming. All you would do is scream and say, wow. Just wow. Oh, no, zombies. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Everyone in the chat's like, why not me? me, why not me? Yeah, I don't know. I do think Brian's got a point, though. You want to keep it nice and manageable, you know? Yeah, the smaller, the smaller size. Because the more you scale up, the more difficult that becomes if fiction has taught us anything. And September, you could, you know what, we want you around to smoke things and cook bacon. To cure bacon and, uh, yeah, listen, I think, September would be a badass too. Food preservation and medicinal herbs and I've got a lot of shetti and she'll, she'll, you know,

Take care of zombies like anybody. Yeah, I was telling you at NerdTack or at Vegas last year, you looked like, what did I say you look like? You look like a shaman or something. A magical woman or something. You looked magic. You look like I could walk by you and you could do a hand thing and it would, I don't know, the weather would change or something.

There was something weird going on there, but. I don't think that works on zombies, but I am a good shot. Okay, good. We got you. We got a gun. And, you know, as far as what, no one ever asked this. But where would you want to be when it goes down? What part of the country?

Yeah. I think the mountains is where I'd want to be. See, I like a city because buildings are a great way to hide from, you've got resources there. You've got rooms and blockades and things like giant grates you can pull down over parking garages and protect. I feel like in the forest, you're kind of. And mountains you're just kind of unprotected. I guess if you can do it in a building where nobody, where there isn't already infection and there aren't people already like, whatever, like, yes, that's a great idea.

Like, if you could get a closed for renovation hotel. That's true. You're going to, you will have more zombies in the cities than you will in the mountains. So I see your point there. Yeah. But if you could do that, though, if you could get a clear building, I think you're right. There's an advantage there. Oh, you know what you do.

You just get a, we take the, can we combine them? We get like a, like a resort hotel in the mountains. oh sure nobody in there kick them all out if there's zombies kill them all clear the area snowbird basically is what you're saying yeah snowber yeah or any of those any of those resorts at work and then you have you have steve and mark downstairs boarding everything up with their brilliant wood skills and then me and brian upstairs doing shit all because all our skills are useless now we're not we'll be we'll be entertaining everybody with our jokes and our inability to remember crap there you go that's what everyone needs

well that's fantastic i like this question and i hope our answers were satisfactory uh hey september i hope you guys have a great time in a couple of weeks and i'll be thinking about all the i'm sure we will i'll think about all the bacon and pork belly you guys are eating while i'm here oh hey what's going on i love your husband he's the best his streams are great tell him that we'll talk to you later i oh i cut her off i'm sure that was that i will yeah i think it was as well that'll do it for today's show Thank you guys for participating in call now. Got a quick email to read from Brian and Texas.

Different Brian. Got a lot of Brian. Oh, so not me. Okay. Not you. This is a nice text. It says, hey, snicked and boing. Figured I go with some classic comic book sound words onomatopoeia.

Anyway, it's been seven months since February, and I've been looking for a job. I started a new employment journey tomorrow or I start one tomorrow at 6 a.m. I'll be training for a job with the Texas Department of Criminal Justice as a commissary manager. training for six weeks and then 100 miles away from home or he'll be training 100 miles away from home I'll go home for weekends but spending my weekdays in hotels and dorms I won't be able to listen live but I'll be listening every day after work it would be awesome to hear good luck you'll get him or whatever generic words of encouragement you want I've been in a weird anxious place for a while lately and could use the support thanks you're awesome Brian in Texas Brian you've got this this is going to be great yeah

dick ass no problem you already got you know What do you got in your favor? They've already given you the gig. You're just doing training. Yeah, exactly. Training will go fast. You'll learn lots of stuff. You'll kind of get a little breather away from home for a bit.

And then back home on the weekends and absence makes the heart grow fonder. So it'll be even more fun when you're back home. Yeah. And you're listening to our dumb show every day. You got us in your ears. You know, listen to it on normal speed. Don't be like a psycho like those other people. Right.

You got this. Exactly. We're excited for you. That's awesome. the Department of Criminal Justice in Texas. That sounds so cowboy, man. I'd love it. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Like modern day, like, what am I looking like Texas Ranger kind of shit? I mean, I don't realize that's not what this particular job is, but I love that stuff. Anyway, congratulations and best of luck, and we're thinking about you there, man. All right.

Let us tell you about some shows coming up today. Coverville today, I assume. Yeah, coverville today. All songs related to Green. Green songs, so green shirt by Elvis Cust, of course, covers of all these. Green tambourine, that Lemon Piper's song. Anyway, lots of green songs. In honor of Emeralds, which is the traditional gift for the 20th anniversary,

seeing as day after tomorrow will make 20 years that I've been podcasting, and that Coverville has been a show. Damn. I got to stick it out until Evil Genius Chronicle. quits. Until Dave Slesher quits, I can't quit. Yeah, this is going to keep you on the hook for a while. I have to outlast him. I have to outlast him by at least a month

to claim the longest running podcast. So, um, anyway, so that'll be at noon, uh, Twitch.mountain time, Twitch.tv. TV slash Coverville and I'll be playing. I don't know what deck I'll be playing, but it'll be another, um, snap deck. Possibly, um, a clog deck where I clog up the other

side of the board, the, my opponent's side of the board with a bunch of crap that they can't get rid of. Nothing wrong with that. Do it. Load them up. That's awesome. Let's see. What else? Cores tonight. 5 p.m. So, you know, come get your video game fixed tonight. We had a state of play this week. Lots of stuff to talk about there. And also some weirdness at Ubisoft, some really weird shit going down. Can't quite figure out what's going on, but I think there's some panic at Ubisoft. We'll talk more about that. Oh, really? Yeah. The Star Wars game did not sell well. The Assassin's Creed is now delayed till February and that all kind of happened at once they pulled out of the Tokyo

game show and a couple of other other events it was all very sudden and very weird so we'll talk about it tonight core 5 p.m. me and John and Bo play date tomorrow at 9 a.m. right here on TMS if you guys want to watch us and play with us we're going to be playing jackbox games and also testing testing with some more some maybe some horror elements in some of those jackbox games we'll see cool anyway that'll be tomorrow morning at 9 a We go about two hours, so come join us live. Anyone is welcome. And play retro tomorrow, 1.30, film sack this weekend as well.

We're doing return of the, what is it, Texas Chainsaw? It's a Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the next generation, or what was the official title? They called it something else, like returned to, shit. The return, yeah, you're right, the return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Yeah. Which, how does a massacre return? It's just a new massacre. Yeah.

Right? Yep. And this is McConaughey. in his second role ever. Yeah, and Zellweger in one of her early rules, too. Yeah, I bet she dies if I had to guess. Yeah, probably. I bet he dies.

I don't know. I have no idea. I've never seen it, but we're going to watch it because it's freaking Sacktober. I just keep dying and they keep the same age. They stay alive. That'll do it for us. Thanks for listening. Frogpants.com slash TMS for all our stuff.

Brian, let's leave them with a song. Okay, this is a short and quick one from Brett. Brett says, today was my wife's 31st birthday, and I wanted to wish her a big happy birthday and to tell her that I love you darling signed Brett oh that's nice cute can you give her a let's party she's 31 oh 31 yeah probably let's party right um where the hell did they go here we go let's party that fits like a sock I like that perfect like a sock um Brett's request is a cover of no rain the song by blind melon um I get a few versions in my library this is the one I picked uh from 2012 a guy named

John Craigle and an album called Leave the Fire Behind so you could probably guess there is an Everclear cover on there as well. From 2012, here is John Craigiel's cover of No Rain. Well, all I can say

is that my life is pretty plain I'd like watching the puddles gathering and all I can do is just pour some tea for two and speak my

pawn of you but it's not safe it's not safe I just want someone to say me oh oh i'll always be there where you wait you know i'd like to keep my cheeks dry today so stay with me and i'll have it made oh and i don't understand why i sleep all to complain

There's no rain And all I can do Is read a book To stay away Oh, it rips my life away But it's a greater escape Escape I just want someone

To save me Oh, I'll always be there when you wait. I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today. So stay with me and I'll have it made. I'll have it me, I'll have it me, I'm having me. And all I can say is that my life is my life is spread plain. You don't like my opponent me, even that I'm insane. I just want someone to save me.

I just want someone to save me. Oh, I'll always be there where you wait. You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry day. So stay with me and I'll have been made. mean, and all having me, all having me, all having me. This show is part of the Frog Pants Network. Yes. Get more at FrogPants.com.

We'll see who shits on the sidewalk. Hey, Frog Pants and Morning Stream, guys. This is Tony from Iowa. I just finished listening to September 12th episodes, specifically that segment with your sister Wendy. about the political situation and landscape and how do you deal with friends or family that just don't seem to get in

or kind of bottom to the hype and I just wanted to give some personal advice that I use with some of my friends and family that I don't ever see talk about on the news or any of the political pundits talk about but when it comes to Trump I've got friends and family that obviously support Trump

as half the country does. There are quite a few like Brian's mother-in-law who have flipped the switch and the light seems to have turned on. But I find it successful to talk to them about what Trump used to be like. You know, people, he won in 2016, and that seems to be where people think his political career originated, but he in fact ran for president back in the early 2000s or maybe in the late 1990s, and he's regularly, recurringly, been in the political talk about running for public office, the highest office, soon as speak, but you go back and you research what Trump

used to stand for, the political views he used to have. He was far more moderate. He was far more even on the Democratic side than independent. But I point that out to people, and you can even find clips of him talking about key issues that are issues today, and he had a much more liberal approach to gay rights and abortion and just women's rights in general. So it makes it really clear at that point that he is playing all of you, right? He is intentionally changing his view and vocalizing something completely different than what he has held long-term beliefs about. So that's just some advice.

You don't see that on CNN. You don't see it on Fox or MSNBC. he's out there spewing hatred, but in the end, he's got 25 to 30 years of political takes that are far more middle of the road. He's playing everybody, and he's doing it through lies and fear and hatred. So there's some advice if that works. Hopefully that might change your life for somebody. All right, thanks, guys.