The Morning Stream - TMS 2731: Comic Con-Clave
Episode Date: November 5, 2024Eff that all the way up the Eff Mountain. Yoga pants and whatnots. John Cardboard Extra Speedo. I'm Type ABBA Blood. A little side prick. Judge Judy and Executioner. Take All Four Massive Ds. Do you e...ven Orange Theory, Bro? Pulpy Woody Paper Thing. Emotional Support Canadians. Scott........ hates a parade. Forgot-Loose. The Pedro Rule. Retail Pooper. Sticking a wang on the end of it with TVs Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Yoga pants and what-nots.
John Cardboard Extra Speedo.
I'm type ABBA Blood.
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Judge Judy and Executioner.
Take all four massive D's.
Do you even orange theory, bruh.
Popi-Witty paper thing.
Emotional support Canadians.
Scott hates a parade.
Forgot loose.
The Pedro Rule.
Retail pooper.
Sticking a wang on the end of it with TV's Travis and more on this episode of the morning stream.
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Good morning, everybody. A little hitch in the throat. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to TMS. It's the morning stream for November 5th, 2024. It is 909 in the a.m. And I'm Scott Johnson, and that's Brian Nibbitt.
Oh, happy, happy, man, nothing going on Tuesday.
Yeah, nothing happening today.
It's just a day, you know?
We got sleet, so that's the thing to report.
We got sleet.
Oh, really?
Oh, wow.
It's raining sleet or, what do you call it?
Is it sleeting?
Do you say sleeting or is it just?
Yeah, sleeting.
Yeah, it's sleeting.
All right, that's sleeting.
Yeah.
We should make a social media network called sleet.com and call it sleeting.
Any type stuff.
Let me send a sleet.
Yeah, I'm all in.
DM would be a splort.
Yeah, I'm all in.
Let's do it.
I heard you guys had a, you just mentioned something about it, but there were tornadoes.
I did say tornado.
We didn't have a tornado in Colorado.
I had one today at Stupid Orange Theory.
It's tornado Tuesday, which now I'm realizing must be the first, I know, it was a weather joke.
No, I like it.
I screwed it up, but that's a very good transition.
I liked it.
At least you did hear me.
So I'm guessing.
now it's the first Tuesday of the month now that I've been there for two and a half months
and this has happened at the beginning of the month I'm guessing that now I can look forward to
this the first Tuesday of every month and by look forward I mean dread the ever living
f out of it and this is where you go from tread to rower to um floor exercises and weights
and you change every two and a half minutes and it's like bam go hit it all out on the treadmill
Bam, now move over to the rower, all out on the rower.
Boom, now you're over to the weights, lift weights, push-ups, blah, blah, blah.
Now back over the treadmill.
And you do that for 57 minutes.
Ooh, that's a lot.
That's a whole lot.
It is a lot.
You're basically CrossFit now.
It's what you are.
Yeah, well, only in the way that I talk about this every day.
Ah.
Yeah, you do Orange 3, bro?
I totally do the OTF.
Yeah, you do OTF?
I do OTF.
there's a place
so we found an orange theory
a new one near us and it was kind of
curious because when we were parking in the parking
lot I noticed that there were
three of these things right next to each other so on this
side was some kind of 45 minute workout
place, totally different name
than Orange Theory in the middle
and on the other side some kind of hot workout thing
where they do 90 degree whatever's
like a Bikram yoga or hot yoga
is that Bikram yoga the one that's all
I don't even think it's yoga it's just like
it's not just workout like hot workout
Yeah, and they get their own little room.
They get like a little space in there where you can have up to one other person with you
if it's someone you know, but you get your own little room.
It's really expensive.
Nothing like doing a, you know, a bench press with sweaty hands on a slick metal bar.
Right, exactly.
It's probably all aerobic.
I have no idea what they do in there, but they, but what was weird is I saw a lady and a dude
walk out of Orange Theory looking all sweaty and finished.
that sounds wrong
anyway
they walk out
it's very satisfied
they walked out very satisfied
and then they immediately
walked right next door
to go to the hot place
oh geez yeah
and I think that they maybe
were just hardcore weirdos
you know I don't know
no but I'm getting to the point now where
so I went Saturday
and then nothing Sunday
and nothing yesterday
and first time in two and a half months
of doing this or three months
I started Labor Day
weekend first time in um no two months all of september all of october we're at the beginning of
of november yeah it sounds right um but it's the first time since i started doing this that um
i'm like oh i kind of wish i was going today and that is that has never happened and you know
maybe it was my brain saying you know if i go today i e monday i don't have to go for tornado
tuesday so it was really my brain trying to save me it's a total windy thing my brain learned
before the rest of my body learned and uh so are they always going to do this on a tuesday now tornado tuesday
yes i think it's going to be the first tuesday of every month so that's what i've got to look forward to
okay and there were the fewest people i've ever seen any day that i've been in orange there
there were only 11 people uh in the place yeah but you know what i didn't actually i didn't
hate tornado to tuesday today as much as i hated it in october oh yeah so yeah that's a good point
you've done the you've been down this road and this was an easier road yeah the weights are getting
easier i'm increasing like using five pounds heavier now i'm um and i'm losing weight you know it's
working i would call that progress brian that is progress i would call it progress too you know what the
key was not necessarily sticking with the uh exercise it's not saying all right you've exercised
now have a snickers bar yeah not that i reward you've had a snickers bar
any time in the last six months but yeah the whole reason that we uh were by this orange theory is
we were going to this really cool little coffee shop over there to get morning they have amazing
little like breakfast things and all this yeah we were there pretty early that morning and uh
you could tell a class just got out at orange theory because that place was lined up with people
in all their yoga pants and their what-nots buying sugary freaking you know uh coffee confection
The Danish and an extra whatever latte, extra sugar latte or whatever, pumpkin spice.
Yeah.
They're there to celebrate their hard work, I guess.
You know, it is the best time, if you're going to eat something that's bad for you,
the best time to do it is right after workout because your metabolism is at its highest.
So there's something to that.
But, yeah, there are two new bakeries that have opened up within two miles of the house here.
And either that's great time.
Timing or bad timing.
Great timing that you're at Orange 30, or Orange 30.
Or you're at Orange Theory, which means you're more in the mindset to avoid it.
But now they're there and you're going to think about it and you're going to want it.
I'm going to drive by it and I'm like, oh, you know, a donut wouldn't be too bad.
I mean, maybe I could do a, maybe I could do a small scone.
If you're ever around Arvada and you see a guy sitting in the gutter eating a whole loaf of bread, let us know.
It's going to be the tacos in a Home Depot parking lot.
is what it is. That's going to be the, yeah.
I've never, I never quite gotten that low again. I wonder if I'll ever do that.
Never quite gone that hard. Probably not. Probably not. I think I'm done. Yeah.
Yeah. You know what I mean? Like what, what, what, under what circumstances will I go by five tacos?
I mean, if there was, if there was ever a day to do some stress eating.
Might be today. Might be today. Might be today. We are having, Tina's already committed me to, uh, popcorn at the movie tonight. We're seeing, uh, just, uh,
Just a recap from yesterday, we're going to go see the wild robot and have no phones, no notifications, no nothing, here's what's going on.
Nope, we are going to be completely disconnected from this world and in the world of a robot that learns to love woodland forest animals.
Oh, I hear it's a real tear joker, so get ready for that.
Yeah, I'm ready, I'm ready.
And you got your Pedro Pascal.
Yeah, Pedro Pascal, because the rule is he has to be an all thing.
now. That's the rule.
Jesus. No kidding.
It used to be Bill Paxton.
Yeah, it used to be Bill Paxton.
There's always like an actor who's in everything, right?
There's always an era where that happens.
It's definitely happening for him.
The one difference here, and I would say this was true of Paxton, too, is I'm fine with it with these two guys.
Like, I really like them.
They always kill it, and it's not an issue.
I'll admit, okay, this might be controversial because I know I think you feel differently.
boy okay i really like jeancarlo esposito i do i love him oh yeah no but that guy is in so many things right now
it's a little overwhelming it's a little overwhelming and it's not that it's like oh he's in four movies
this year it's it he's in eight movies he's in 12 tv shows he's in a show i'm trying to catch up on
and he shows up midseason like he's just everywhere that guy and again i'm trying to
I love him in.
Did I just see him in penguin or what did I just see him in?
You watch the gentleman, right?
I watched the gentleman.
I saw him in there.
Definitely in that.
Let me see what his newest things are.
I'm watching Grandfather of Harlem or whatever it's called and he's in that.
He plays a preacher with a proclivity for the ladies.
Okay.
What the heck is?
What actor upcoming previous?
Come on now, IMDB.
What's with your new?
Oh, I just saw him in Maxine.
That's what I just saw him in.
Oh, see?
There's another one.
And Monica just told me that in the chat.
Yeah, he's in Maxine.
Okay.
See, he's everywhere.
And I'm not saying it makes him, he is one of the great actors of our generation.
I'm not complaining.
But I am saying it's just starting to be a little too like,
a little too saturated a little too much.
Maybe a little.
Just a little, a tiny bit.
We also watched Parrish, which he stars in kind of as the main.
And Parrish is very much like a very, very,
Very similar in tone to your honor, which I know you loved.
We both love that.
Yeah, I loved that.
Cranston thing.
So if you want, if you, you know, say, you know what, I just want like six episodes of something, something I can watch over a couple nights and about an hour long episodes each, jump on to parish.
All right.
It looked good.
I saw previews and stuff.
And I was like, yeah, I should check that out.
And I'm really enjoying grandfather of Harlem.
It's very, very good.
Yeah, what, so is that a, um, that's an MGM plus thing.
Okay.
and it's on godfather of harlowe i keep saying grandfather godfather of harlowe oh it's uh forest whittaker
yeah it's really good in it you know that you know that thing with uh russell wisconsin some years ago
the ridley scott movie uh forgot the name of it anyway uh russell crow is like a reporter or a cop
i can't remember what he was and denzel was like this mob boss and it was based on a true story anyway
american gangster that's the movie it's that it's that it's this guy you
again it's telling that story
a little deeper
it's pretty hardcore like it's
it doesn't pull any punches it's pretty
lots of N words
oh
a kingpin's in it
oh yeah
is it off for you yeah and he is a
bastard in this thing really
worse than worse than he is when he's kingpin
oh my gosh just like the most
just a bastard
just a total I mean in a good way
because he's a great actor and he can totally pull it off
but man, you're going to watch that and go, you dick.
He's a dick.
Anyway, I got a couple things we want to get to.
How about this one?
I got a text about something cool happening here in Salt Lake City.
So for all my Salt Lakers, this is for you.
And Amy, if you're listening, also for you.
Dear Scott, Matt Dinium, author of Dungeon Crawler Carl's series,
the book she all turned us on to here on the show.
At least I think she turned us on to it.
I didn't know about it before.
It's turned me on to it for sure.
Yeah, and I love that first book.
I got to keep going.
But anyway, he says that he will be in Salt Lake City on 12-4 in collaboration with the King's English bookstore, an amazing bookstore we have here.
It's so cool.
Oh, cool.
I wanted to let you know and the rest of the SLC Tadpole to Know Can't Wait, X-O, Steph.
Stephanie, I'm going.
I'm going to go.
I don't know what I'll have him signed.
Maybe I'll buy a book because all I have is digital stuff of his.
But that would be great.
That's a kind of thing I would go to.
Plus, the King's English bookstore, just on a regular, just a Saturday, if you're in town and you're just like, you know, I feel like going to a bookstore, the way they used to be.
You want that smell and vibe.
King's English, baby.
You don't want an entire section that's now selling vinyl records or another section that's now selling anime toys.
Yeah, like a whole pop toys.
What could I possibly be talking about?
It's like a pop toy wing on the west side of the building.
Yes.
Yeah, exactly.
So I was hoping, because if he's coming there, I thought, oh, maybe he's doing a book tour, and he probably is, but he's not stopping by the tattered cover, which is the, you know, equivalent incredible bookstore here in Colorado.
Sounds good. I love the name, tattered cover.
It's great. It is a Colorado staple, like it's a, no pun intended.
Every state, every city should have a king's English, a tattered cover, or whatever it is.
And it should stay forever and never go away.
We should never lose that one, that one local, locally owned, non-franchised grip on literature.
We should just always have that.
And if when a city loses a true mom and pop staple bookstore, I just feel bad.
It's bad.
So keep it.
Yeah.
It's like losing a independent coffee shop, right?
Yeah.
going the way. It's like, you know, you need those things. Those things are the
lifeblood of a small town or a city. When you go, take a little recorder and just see
if you can get him to say something like, hey, this is Matt Dinnaman, author of Dungeon
Crawler Carl. And when I'm listening to podcasts, me and Princess Donut, listen to the
morning stream. There you go. That'd be all right. They just, someone in the chat just made me think
about it. If they were to make a movie series, and I think they are working on something with
this series but if dungeon crawler carl made it into that i would want let's say it was just a
film i'd want edgar wright to direct that i think he's your guy oh that's a good good choice and
then who would you want to play carl i'm thinking i'm vision for whatever reason i visualize a
um um mark walberg kind of you know somewhat big big dude
and a little washed up right a little washed up and a little bit um uh uh
not world smart or maybe maybe streets smart but not book smart yeah yeah and there's one that
was just tired and like having a moment in his life where now this is just going to change everything
for him like i don't know who that is though on tv who would that be i don't know or a movie i guess
but if like you're right was helming this should be a tv show this should be like a um oh hell
yeah who puts who puts money behind their their series netflix and max probably put the most
money behind their budget
their budgets are pretty good
although I don't know who knows lately
Netflix is canceling everything so
oh geez well they're canceling
all their interactive stuff
so you know I did that trivia
thing exactly once but then as soon as I saw
the news that Netflix was getting rid of them like
oh no but I only played it once
who cares yeah that's true
I mean I get I like that they experiment
but yeah it's easy to get
it's easy to get you know sold on an
idea and have fans
build up and then when it gets yanked away it just feels bad so did you ever do that um black mirror
bandersnatch thing i never did watch it no never did it that that's when they're keeping so you'll
still have an opportunity for that one and i guess i can still do the the current one right i mean
you can yeah that one they're not getting rid of so you can still do that one i don't know um
i mean i assume that since i've had no spoilers all of the twists and possible turns are there still
for me right sure sure you'll know though since you've seen it right how does that
that work? It's really
more like a choose your own adventure and you're
just trying to get to the end of the story as far as like
there's you know
there's a couple points in the path
that I'm like oh yeah you always want to choose this
and I couldn't even tell you what they were
if I were to do it again today because it was what
2019 it was pre-pandemic
if I remember correctly. Yeah I think
so. And yeah
I couldn't tell you I could not tell you
the path to take through that
through that thing. Well I
should get around to it. I love I like everything
about Black Mirror, so why wouldn't I do that
little offshoot? Because it didn't
review extremely well.
That's true. They treated it like the experiment
that it was, I guess, and that's
fine. But I love the series. There's
more of that coming, I think. Right? We're getting
more Black Mirror, straight Black Mirror, I think.
Oh, yeah, yeah, regular, original flavor
Black Mirror, yeah, for sure. Oh,
C. Mavros just posted, as
of July 31st, Tattered Cover's
been sold to Barnes & Noble for
1.83 million, ending
its 53-year run as a local
on bookstore. I mean, great for the owners, but boo! Yeah, boo is right. Oh, that's a bummer.
Well, what are they going to do? Are they going to keep it alive and then just let it be?
They're going to have to keep the name and treat it the same. They'll lose so much business and garner so
much negativity if they change one book jacket, right? Like, you know, one hair on its head. What's the
equivalent? One leaf in a book. This reminds me when Amazon bought Twitch. And the idea was,
they would stay out of its way.
They would just become the back end and the money end and all that
and just let it live and breathe.
And that sounded great for the first few years
because they did.
They let it alone.
They just let it be what it's going to be.
It takes a while,
but eventually it feels like corporate entities start to go,
well, what if we,
now there's weird shit happening at Twitch.
So I'm not saying it they're equivalent.
They may be totally different.
Barnes & Noble may be totally hands off with these acquisitions.
I don't know.
And I like a good Barnes and Noble.
I'm not going to lie, I like going in there.
I do too, yeah.
That's actually closer.
The closest bookstore to me is a Barnes & Noble.
It's about 10 minutes away.
And if I need basically these days, I do two things.
I go to the Chuck Polonic book section because for whatever reason, I want his books in paper book form.
I don't know why.
I've gotten them all that way and I don't want to change buck the trend.
And then I head over to the music section, or I'm sorry, to the magazine section, and I look
at Mojo, Q,
all of the
UK-based
music magazines that have
CDs on the front, because sometimes those are
cover CDs, and so I always
buy them. And I always
open them up on the cover to make sure somebody has
them, point, yoink the CD out of it.
Because so often they do.
Yeah, no, that's great. That's great. I like it in there, too.
I always go to the graphic novel section, spend a bunch of time
there, seeing if there's any good deals on anything.
Like, I like a good Barnes &
Also, side note, remember when we were talking about the phenomenon of, it was a Japanese word,
but the idea that if you walk into a bookstore, you have to poop.
Remember that whole thing?
I get a text out of nowhere from Mark Spagnolo the other day.
And Mark goes, by the way, Nicole totally has that.
Anytime she goes into a bookstore, she has to poop.
And he says it's more retail than just books, but usually any kind of retail place you walk in, she's got to go.
I would have, you know, if it had just been bookstores, that would have made a lot of sense because there's a smell that triggers it.
Like you, you, it's less about the smell actually making you have to poop.
It's that the smell triggers something in your mind that last time I pooped here.
So now I have to poop here again.
Right.
That's what I would think.
Because even in big modern chain bookstores, there is a smell to them.
There's a pulpy, woody paper thing.
And also it's very infighting and very calming, very, I don't know, that's why people smoke cigars or whatever.
It's like this feeling of like, ah, you know, so if that's where Nicole, that's where Nicole gets her, her prompts, that's fine.
She's not here to defend herself, but this is what I got from Mark.
It's all I'm saying.
No, but she'll be here to borrow.
And if she doesn't say anything, then I'm going to say, by the way, her retail makes you poop.
Yeah, we'll bring it up. We'll bring it up.
She's always down to clown.
Well, anyway, we also got a call about blood types.
We were apparently, I assume the TV and movies don't lie to us.
I assume this was still important.
And it turns out it doesn't.
If you don't know your blood type, you're probably fine.
Says the good doctor, let's hear what he has to say.
Your friendly neighborhood family doc swinging by here to help clarify some of the questions you guys had on Friday about blood typing.
You were very worried that only your wives knew your blood type.
And short of a zombie apocalypse or a robot uprising, it's going to be okay.
Unless you're doing a field transfusion from person to person, you don't really need to know what your blood type is.
When you get to the hospital, we already do something called a type and screen.
You've probably heard that on television shows like House or Grey's Anatomy.
Basically, we check the ABO blood grouping to see whether you have type O, type A, type B, or type A, B blood.
That would be the type part of the type and screen.
And then we do the screen part, which is to look at more than 40 other subgroups of proteins on the surface of the set.
cells to make sure that they're going to match. If those don't match, it can cause some really
nasty reactions, and so it can be very dangerous. And then the final step is something called
a cross-match, where we take blood from the donor and blood from the recipient, and then we
mix them together, and we see what happens. If they agglutinate or clot, then it's really
not going to be a good match, and we need to find another donor. If they don't, then that person
can receive blood products, and they're okay. Hope that helps clarify what you need to know.
and if you're really interested in figuring out what your blood type is,
they do sell kits on Amazon where you can actually check your own blood type,
as long as not squeamish about sticking your finger to draw a couple drops of blood.
If you have any other questions, don't hesitate to page me.
All right, so he didn't say that screen thing, I assume,
is just a quick pinprick when you walk in.
I don't think they're drawing full vials of blood.
No, no, pints or anything like that.
No, it's just enough, easily enough to get drop.
The, you know, this is a movie thing.
But it also, it also connects to these little pinpricks to kind of draw a drop of blood.
You always do it.
You always do the drop like from the pads of one of your fingers, which always feels like the dumbest place because you touch everything with those.
And if you have a painful opening there, it's going to be like hitting the keys on your keyboard constantly.
it's like when people do um when people in movie need to draw blood that always take their palm
and they like take a knife right across the the worst part of their palm yeah make it make it
inoperable for like the next week so stupid exactly it's like I can't even bend my hand now this
such a great idea what a great idea I was being blood brothers and in doing this it's so it's super stupid
is there a better place like could you could you draw like a little bit of blood from right here
you probably could what my doctor said so because
I have to do this once when I have to test because of the blood shook thing.
And what I was finding is, what you're saying is correct.
If I was testing, let's say this finger on the pad, it would hurt.
And when I would type, it would be like, ah, frick.
And it would heal quickly, but it would still drive me nuts.
It was annoying.
And it kind of hurt when I'm going in, right?
It kind of is just like, ah, sure, sure.
She says, you're doing it wrong.
And I said, what do you mean I'm doing it wrong?
She goes, well, no one ever tells you this, but here's what you should do.
You do it to the side of the pad, either on the left side.
or the other. She goes, for two reasons. One, the nerves are less sensitive on the side,
so it doesn't hurt going in. You also get just as much or as good a sample as you would there.
And also, you don't have the, I'm using it to do other things later in the day and it hurts.
So that's the trick, everybody. Do, like, and then Tolbert can ride in if she's wrong. That's what she told me.
No, that seems like, how could that be wrong? What is he going to say? Well, actually,
I can't do his voice because he's got such a great voice. Well, actually, if you draw from the side,
of your finger, you're going to get a different kind of blood than if you did it from the
front of the pad, blah, blah, yeah, yeah, exactly, arteries and blah, blah, blah, blah.
And you can also do, she also said you can do right up near the nail, like someone in the
chat suggests to us too.
Oh, F, that all the way up the F mountain.
We have a special place called F Mountain where that needs to go.
Yeah, I agree with you.
Like, like, if there's one place that I can think of that would hurt worse than doing
it right on the pat of your finger, it is like up close to the nail. And I know, I know not under
the nail, Claire. Yeah. Listen, I've done, I've done torture before, um, both inflicting it on
myself and on others. Sure. But, um, but, but, but even that area right up close to it,
no. I've, I've, I've cut that tip off of my finger, um, doing, uh, cutting a mat in art school.
Mm-hmm. And the, the amount of time it took for all that to feel better to where I could
you know hold pens and ink and paper and stuff like that it took forever and it's like yeah no
that the tips of your fingers screw that I want that that is that is untouched territory plus
that's when you were young and you would heal like freaking wolverine you know we didn't have
slow healing like we do now and it still took forever under the nails there's a reason why it's a
popular torture method you know yeah yeah I mean definitely not under the nail but still
yeah so close to that area that that's that probably is like uh I don't
want to do it. You know, side pad.
Cool. Side prick.
Side prick. A little side prick. Yeah, I got a little side prick going on, you know?
Yep. Yep. Everybody needs a little.
Sure, that won't be a title. Nah, not at all.
Also, let's see what else we got here. Oh, we got to solve this. Lobert wrote in.
Lobert. Lobert's, we had Tolbert and now Loebbert.
And Lobert. Tolbert to Lobert. I think it's a Lobbert. Is it Lobbert?
Well, two B's, yeah, you're right. Double B. Double B gives you the lob.
We have to help solve this. Hey, Sheriff.
Bayliff. Can you judge if I was in the wrong? So here, so we got to, we got to put on our,
you know, our best judge classes here.
Dun, don't, don't. Oh, why am I not playing that? I freaking have that. Let's see,
where is it? No. No. Where is it? No. Gosh, dang it. Okay. Somewhere.
You don't have your court, board court? There it is. There we go. I knew I had it.
All right. Let's take care of this now. He says, can you,
judge if I was wrong. I was walking with my six
month old blue healer, which by
the way I will now show so everybody can see
it. Look at that dog. I had one of those.
Looks like a dingo, but
super cute. Sweet dog. We had one.
Very nicely mannered
those dogs. They're awesome.
Anyway, six month old blue healer around a public
park in Ogden. This is north
of us. Ogden, Utah is kind of a dump. I don't
love it there. Anyway, whatever.
When I spotted a man on an electric scooter
coming toward me, he was dressed in all black
and his face covered and
his cell phone out. As he passed, my dog lunged at him. I did my best to control her. It was a two
square wide sidewalk, and she didn't go past the center line. I stopped to control her before
continuing as she wasn't having it, and she wasn't having it. This is when the man screams,
Bark, bark, bark! In my ear. He had circled around and laughed as he sped away. Was his revenge
justified? Should I get off the sidewalk when somebody is coming in the future? I'm new to
to dog ownership and thought a couple of experience
dudes could help me out. Love the show, though.
Lobbert. What do you think, Brian?
That guy's a dick.
Not Lobbert, but
a scooter guy. And
yeah, Tom Norman has it right.
Scooters are supposed to be on the
street, like in the bike
path on the side, not on
sidewalks.
I didn't know that. So that guy
was absolutely in the wrong, even for that,
and it was still a dick move. If that
dog didn't like like make contact with the guy the dog is going to bark dog dog is going to
bark and especially if your if your face is covered it freaks dogs out and so they might get a
little more upset and um uh so dog didn't make any contact didn't bite the guy and even if you
did well it's a whole other issue if you did it does that does enter a new territory but the whole
circling back and barking in in in labrott's ear is 100%
dick move.
Yeah, I agree.
We've talked about F Mountain.
This guy lives on F Mountain.
Yeah, he runs F Mountain.
He runs F Mountain.
He runs F Mountain.
Who runs F Mountain?
This guy does. Also, your dog's only six months old and is still kind of in a stage of like trying to figure itself out. So give the dog a break. You know? All right. Well, that's what we say. That's it for today's people's court. See you next week.
No.
For more.
Doug Luella needs to interview the plaintiff and the, so the judge didn't rule in your favor.
How do you feel?
Are you going to keep your dog?
Are you going to still wheel around and bark at people in their ear behind them?
It feels like the part that's missed most with these newer judge, like Judge Judy type things.
They don't do the, they don't do the post show like thing.
Oh, those were the best.
Those were great.
We loved them.
And that music and they took it all so seriously.
It was great.
It did.
And it was just like, it was so, right, it was so serious for some of the stupidest things.
So are you going to eat?
your roommates,
Stoufers, lasagna anymore.
Has this, things didn't go in your favor.
Is it mean a change and you're helping yourself to the stuff in her fridge?
Yeah, I miss that stuff.
He was, he was, uh, Doug Lou Ellen, never forget.
Doug Llewellyn, National Treasure.
Is he still around?
Whatever nation he was from.
Doug Lou Allen, still alive?
Let's just find out.
Let's see if we can celebrate his life.
He is still alive.
Yep.
born in uh he's 85 born in 1938 still kicking maryland and and every photo has that same
purse lip yeah he's my mom almost exactly my mom's age about three months younger than my mom
wow nice all right well good job uh Doug lewellyn may all your birthdays be many all right
uh i got one other little thing to play this somebody created this now i'm embarrassed because i meant
to write down who in Discord posted it.
Oh, I know what you're going to play, yeah.
I feel bad that I don't know their name.
So please pipe up and I will happily give you retro credit.
If anyone in the chat knows, please tell us.
But we had that glitch the other day where the audio got repeaty
and I talked about, we were talking about blowers or whatever.
Right, yeah.
So he made this and it's pretty great.
So I'm just going to play it.
It's like 40 seconds.
Here you go.
Yeah, what tool do you want to have like your blowers and your blowers and your blowers and your blowers and your
Is it your blower to your blower to your blower to your blowers and your blower to your blower to your blower to your blower to your blower to your blower and your blower and your blower and your blower and it might be back. Are we back?
think we're back okay that's pretty great that was awesome i love that yeah i love it whoever did
that please tell me who you are i'd like to give you credit because that was awesome you did not need
to spend spend any time doing that and you did and we love you for it it was worth every second you
spent on it i don't know how much time that took but even if you started working on it from the time
it happened and didn't finish until we just played it right now it was time well spent yeah i mean
he either had to find or create a beat that worked with the cadence of the of the goose
Yeah, right?
Totally.
And he killed it.
So good job.
Well done.
We are impressed.
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to luke sightwalker says wasn't harvey levin from tmz the man on the street interviewer for the
people's court yeah he would interview the man on the street dug lewellyn would like harvey would
have a group of people around him and say oh how did you guys all feel about the decision do you
think the judge was right in this case do you think they were wrong dub would interview the
plaintiff and the defendant and actually ask them specifically how they felt about
As they walked out of the courtroom, like it was right then.
They didn't have any time to collect themselves or calm down or anything like that.
Sometimes they were just still hot and steaming.
Yeah, he'll come out and go, sir, sir, let me ask, are you going to trim your leaves now that the judge has ruled that they were hanging over the fence?
It was like that kind of thing.
Right, he was great.
He's amazing.
If you guys haven't seen old people's courts, there's a bunch on YouTube.
They're just, they're worth seeing.
They're petty and stupid.
Who was the judge?
Who's the judge? I forgot his name.
He was Wapner.
Wapner. Wapner ruled the bailiff.
I don't remember his name, but the bailiff was great.
Rusty?
Was it Rusty?
Rusty. I think it was Rusty.
Rusty, get these assholes out of my court.
I don't know why this is such a staple of our young lives, but it was.
And to those of you who are young enough to have never seen people's court, but you've watched Rain Man, it'll explain so much about Rain Man.
Oh, got to watch Wapner.
you watched, once you watch the people's court.
Yeah, he says it a bunch of times.
I got to watch Wadner, got to watch Wapner.
Now you'll understand.
Even read, even like, you know, Verben reads the, and they've agreed to settle it here in our forum.
The People's Court, don't, don't.
Yeah.
And Rain Man's a great movie and worth watching it, if you've never seen it, by the way.
So good.
Yeah.
30 minutes to Wapner.
All right.
Let's get to this story.
The Vatican.
It's the, you know, all the Catholic business and all that over there.
That's right.
You just watched a movie about these people.
Watched conclave, yeah.
This is what was missing from that movie, what we're about to talk about.
Yeah, they didn't talk about this.
The Vatican in Rome has announced an anime girl mascot.
This took our Discord by Storm.
There's been a lot of memes in there.
Do you really?
Yeah, mostly on the meme page.
And around the world, I suppose.
But anyway, the Vatican and Rome has announced its official anime mascot for the 2025 Jubilee.
It says here in the article on Boing Poing-Boing, the author says,
I looked it up to make sure it was real. Her name is
Luce, I assume, is how you say it?
Okay. Luce? Would you say Luce? That's how I would pronounce.
No, I'd say unless, I mean, again, Italian, you might go Luce, but
I don't know if you do with one C, do you do the C, or is it with two?
It might only be with two.
Might be just with the two. I don't know.
Yeah. Luce, I think loose.
Says here, lights in her eyes makes me think of a child's hands raised in protest.
they kind of do look
his little shells in her eyes
Yeah I know it's like
It's kind of nothing
Unless you're
Unless you've got a very broken ring light
You know you're not getting that reflection in your eyes
It says it will be the first time
That the Vatican Dicastery
Participates in a comics convention
Let's see
It is part of the Luca or Lucia
Luca I assume comics and games
It's Italy celebrates this convention
for all things comics,
video games, and fantasy.
So this is when these guys thought,
you know what?
We're Catholics and we got this anime girl.
We ought to see if we can break in there.
See what's up.
Welcome to the Vatican City Comic Conclave.
Yeah, the Comic Conclave.
I like that.
Comic Conclave.
You can't, San Diego can't sue you for that one.
I like that one a lot.
Nope.
That's pretty good.
It says, let's see,
it's a, the department at the church
who did this is the Vatican's
dicastery of evangelization, evangelization, I guess is how I'm supposed to say it, will host a space
dedicated to Lucy or Lucie or Loose, whatever, and friends, whatever it is.
This will allow us to speak to younger generations about the theme of hope, which is more central
than ever in the evangelical message.
Oh, she's so cute, Ryan. Look at her. She's adorable.
She's adorable, but she looks like Pennywise is about to coax her down into the drain where they all
Float. Yeah, everyone floats down there. What is she holding? What is this like cactus looking?
Yeah, it's like a, it's like two-thirds of a pitchfork.
What is this? Do they talk about this? It's like cattle prod or something. I don't know. What is that thing? Oh, look at Cardinal Fischella.
Like a shepherd. Is it some sort of new fangled shepherds staff? Oh, might be. I know. I know. The Cardinal Fischella looks hilarious with this. I love it because he's like, yeah, so this is our new thing.
It looks like my cat when there's a piece of tinfoil on the ground
And just barely
Just barely wants to touch it and see if it's real
Oh, it's loose and friends
It's a bunch of, look they've got a dog
Yeah
Got some, you know, some good diversity here
They do, they do have, yep
People of color represented
But everybody's got a raincoat
And across
Everybody's holding one of those little staff things
The two-pronged Catholic staffs.
And they've all been walking in shit.
Yep.
Yep.
And they're all going to hell if they don't go to confession.
So get in there, get it done.
Why do their boots?
Why do their boots have to be muddy?
I guess has they been...
Oh, yeah.
Why is that?
I can see that again.
Prostalitizing or something?
Or what is the deal with the muddy boots?
Yeah, everybody but the dog and the flying stuff have mud on their boots.
Yeah.
And what makes the dog so special that he can avoid the mud?
Right.
He cleaned his paws.
I have questions for the Catholic Church.
Yeah.
Matthew Sargent says, because it's raining.
Is it raining mud?
It's a raining mud.
Hallelujah.
It's a rain and mud.
I've watched that cartoon.
Well, anyway, good luck to them and their dumb idea.
All right, we're now to Zambonies.
I hope Jeff's listening up there in Canada.
By the way, Jeff and Bo are our collective Canadian support.
toward animals during the next 24 or so
hours. And Talia.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, Antalya. So thanks to
all of the Canadians for just
being there for us, all right? Yeah. We appreciate
you. And to some degree, Zoe
and Claire and
our overseas, you know,
not just our Canadian hat, but also
our friends across the pond.
Yeah, all the queens, everywhere
that Britain decided to
put their dumb foot down,
we love you
for being there. Everyone,
that celebrates a lady named Victoria.
Yeah.
We're happy to lean on your shoulder for the next 24 hours.
That's right.
We've all come.
Let's be honest, two weeks.
Yeah, that's good, two weeks.
Yeah.
And also, we have all been together.
We've all seen, we've all come from some form of British oppression, all right?
All of us that you've mentioned, Canadians as well.
And so Zoe, you're the odd one out.
I apologize, but, you know, you're from, you're from, you're from F Mountain.
Sorry, you're on there.
All right, Zamboni driver in Chelsea, Queensland, I assume is what QUE stands for?
Quebec.
Quebec.
Quebec, of course, Canada, that's what I'm talking about, is Canada, duh.
Yeah.
Got arrested for impairing or impaired driving after a rink crash.
He's been arrested on suspicion of impaired driving after a low speed crash at a hockey rink.
Well, yeah, those things don't go very fast.
I don't think you can have a high-speed crash in those things, as far as I know.
I think we have audio from the crash
Let's hear it
Let's see what we got
The store
Oh it does yeah
Ah I'm gonna crash
Oh no
I'm gonna it's totally
I'm gonna crash
Oh this sucks
Oh no
Oh no what somebody do something
Someone do something
Hey honey I love you
I'm gonna be crashing in a couple minutes
Yeah
That's how it works
Low speed
No way to stop it
Haven't brought this thing out in a while
It's been years
It's been years.
I think probably two, three years since we pulled that out.
Maybe pre-pendemic.
I think so.
And the battery still works.
Look at that.
What?
This has been holding up my Amy Robinson puppet.
Oh, nice.
Well, something's got to.
Do you charge that or you put batteries in it?
Well, yeah, battery.
I think this takes like one ginormous D battery or something.
Oh, the D's.
Nope, takes four Ds.
Are those Cs?
CDs.
Oh, my gosh.
Some quadruple D's, baby.
When's the last time?
you had to buy a D battery, probably for that.
Five or six years ago for
this. And I've never had to change the battery
in this, and look at that. Can I still
get, you can still get D batteries, I guess.
Sure. I just don't know what, I mean,
back in the day, everything
we had needed them, Cs and Ds were
needed in our, our,
boom boxes and all that shit.
That's crazy, dude.
Yeah. Well, anyway, this guy,
police in the region say 25-year-old man was arrested.
He drove the ice resurfacing machine
into boards at the rink while cleaning the ice between two games 30 second video oh is it in here
we have video there got to see the video i'm just going to watch your screen for the video this
great yeah let's see if i can pull that up um here we go oh no way oh awesome all right here we go is it
playing it is okay go away yeah all right so here he is he on it there's that him standing there
no he's on it's a skater yeah that was the skater that was going alongside him do they always
do that or he's just
out there hanging out he's just doing just
hanging out yeah this is a fish eye lens
fire oh damn he just slammed right into
that corner
yeah so he's drinking
I guess
yeah he said they called police
he said he was impaired police administered a sobriety
test and arrested him at the rink
so apparently failed the test
yeah
I mean you know
don't drink in Zambonny
Zamboanie
it
it looks like
You wouldn't, it wouldn't matter, right?
It looks like it's so easy, but you watch those guys and the way that they have to line up to do,
to have the most efficient coverage of the entire rink with just a few swipes.
And if you, if you miss an area, you've got several thousand people all watching you miss a little tiny strip that you've, that you've uncovered.
But this does feel like the first thing that Rumba could come up with is a self-driving Zamboni that basically just,
does the path and there's got to be somebody like one of the big NHL team somebody uses one right
that's got to be a thing like a big nobody has an AI zamboni or a self-driving self-driving
zamboni yeah but it feels like it it's easily the first like if they want to test self-driving car
start with a self-driving zamboni yeah if anyone out there knows if that exists let us know
I'd be curious because it just it seems no brainer to me mm-hmm why wouldn't you want that
it is a thing that always drives the same path always and doesn't have to it doesn't have to vary or or adjust based on any sort of outside influence it is always covering that same little figure 80 path it could also it could it could have some like lidar to go oh there's a dude here i'm going to stop for a second sure but other than that brian's right there's no even the rumba's it doesn't have to be as smart as a rumba just pre-program it to do the rink exactly that path yeah just
Just draw your little vector line, your little splines, tell it where to go, and boom.
Yeah, that's true.
Oh, and then people move the nets.
I didn't think about that.
Is that how that works?
I guess they do.
They go out and move nets.
People move the nets.
That's easy enough.
Yeah.
Or do it like reset and bowling pins.
Have a thing come down, pull it up, put it back.
Let's automate the whole thing, you know?
Yeah, there you go.
Suddenly I'm pro-AI.
Let's go.
We found it.
We finally found Scott's approved AI.
Yeah, this is the one.
All right, a Pakistani firm in the news.
That's our final story, I believe.
Apologizes for directing.
Oh, this is great.
Claire probably knows about this.
Apologizes for directing Dubliners to a non-existent Halloween event.
These guys got trolled hard.
And the photos of this thing?
Oh, my gosh, dude.
I can't believe this works so well.
So here's what happened.
Pakistani base company has issued an apology to Dubliners there in Ireland.
After a human error on its events website,
led to thousands of people turning up to the Irish Capitol's main thoroughfare for a non-existent Halloween parade, a parade that was never going to happen.
Footage, this, by the way, just gives me more beef for my hatred of parades.
I hate them. They're lame.
Hating parades. It feels like hating puppies or balloons or...
Oh, not even close. I'll take balloons, and I love balloons, Brian. Puppies, amazing. Cover me in them.
Hundreds of puppies. I'm ready for you. Parade.
It's Americana, though.
Well, that doesn't help me.
I just hate them.
I don't know what, the only one that looked fun.
I'm telling you is the one you went to.
That looked fun.
That was a lot of fun.
But if you, if somebody said, hey, Brian, come out to New York.
We've got tickets for the Thanksgiving Macy's Day parade and, you and teen are giving in front.
I'm like, oh, sign me up.
I'm totally, totally up for seeing it.
I would go to New York and then skirt that and do other things.
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.
And then they never see you.
I would go.
They would say, come out for the parade.
I'd go, and then we'd go do all the other things.
While people are busy at the parade, we'll have thinner crowds at all the other places I want to go.
I would love that.
That would be great.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, anyway, these guys say, so there's footage of Thursday night of thousands of throngs,
or sorry, showed throngs of people.
I don't know I said thousands.
Lined up on both sides of O'Connell Street,
waiting for the supposed procession of giant Halloween puppets made by one of Ireland's best-known theater groups,
the Galway performance company
Macnus, Mekness?
Galway, Galway.
What I say?
He said Galway.
Did I say Galway?
Just trying to, yeah.
I'm just trying to get you to avoid a long,
two-minute voicemail from
Claire.
Yep, they knew that was coming.
By the way, this top of the photo there
on The Guardian,
totally the guy from Depeche Mode
that wasn't Martin Gore, right there in the front.
Let's see.
You can pull on that.
You see his face right there.
I'm looking right now.
the guy who sings
shape the disease
that guy
you're not wrong
look at you guys
look at this dude right here
it's it right there
my guy's not Martin Gore
it's the other one
the one that writes most of it
he's the big writer
of the team
yeah he is the big writer yeah
I love those guys
okay here's some video
look at them all
they're going
huge scam Dublin Halloween parade
oh yeah it's true Claire
that is the haircut
we saw in every
every boy between the age of
12 and 17
had the short
like basically the ice cream cone right
where it's like
broccoli here right so they call it broccoli yeah yeah
you cut everything short and then just mop top on top
yeah yeah so it's a look
oh here's some even better video look at this this is some
somebody up in a building or a balcony that's a lot of people
showing up for your damn parade that wasn't ever going to happen
it really it really is and I'd say this you know
Once you find out that there's no parade, I say, you know, you got all those people there, make your own parade.
Yeah.
Treat it like one of those dances at the wedding where everybody stands on the side and then somebody just goes down the middle.
So just have people randomly like all their way down the middle of the street.
Yeah, it turned into lemons out of lemonade.
Place some jump or what's the movie?
That's the movie where what's wrong with me?
It's called, what's the movie with the...
Oh, dirty dancing?
No, Kevin Bacon.
What's wrong with?
Footloose.
Shit.
I'm trying to say jump loose.
What's wrong with me?
You do it like that, where they each took turns kind of doing their 80s dance down the thing and everybody cheering?
That's a parade.
I wouldn't...
Exactly.
Now do that.
There you go.
I know exactly where that is, too.
That's the needle.
The Dublin needle there in the background, a little tall structure right there in the middle of, um,
temple the temple bar district says here crowds turned up to see the event which was listed as
taking place and uh they apologized they said it's our mistake our apologies we screwed up to date
it's literally just a typo on their website but it really really got people going claire did you
attempt to go there you've been in she's in she's in belway yeah but she was in galway for a while
there last week or something like that this is in dublin oh the the galway performance company was
to show up. I got you. Okay.
Yeah. I wonder if
Christian is there. And Claire, she's like, yeah,
you know where it is. O'Connell Street. That's where the article
said it was. Like I know street names.
I know Temple Bar. I know
where the blood draw
place is that has the wax figures of
Batman and Dracula. And that's it.
That's all I know.
And we know you are all into blowing up
the British. Yarr!
It's a pirate.
We're going to take a break. When we come back,
Travis is going to join us.
It's time for Travis.
He's going to give us some trivia.
It's always fun to get schooled by Travis.
That'll happen shortly.
So stick around for that.
But Brian, you've got to play a song.
I can't help it.
It's getting schooled by Scott is what happens in these.
Hi, Brian.
This is an indie in the middle request from Luis Loyo, as I have done in other occasions.
This time, it's for the song All Too Much by Mio Win.
She's a fantastic singing with an ethereal voice that I just love.
This song is her latest single from her upcoming album, Out of the Dark,
which will be coming out early November.
She's also a member of the band Envy of None, which includes Rush guitarist Alex Lifeson.
Very cool.
Awesome stuff as well.
I've written permission by the artist, of course, copy, paste at the bottom here.
Enjoy.
Indeed, he does say that.
And then he says, please pronounce the S at the end of my first name.
It sounds awful without it.
So it is not Louis Loyo.
It is Luis Loyo.
My also does a great cover of the Cars Drive, available on YouTube as well.
And it certainly is.
It's very cool.
So yeah, going out to Luis, this is Maya Wynn from her brand new album, upcoming album, Out of the Dark.
Here is All Too Much.
mind
so maybe I could find
the thoughts on the back
of my shelves
that are weighing me down
because I don't want to drown
It's all I feel
All I know
All I see
All I'm shown
It's all too much for me
All these things
Overflow
I can't feel
I can't know
It's all too much
For me
I don't want to see
Anymore
Get out of my mind
Get out of my dreams
I don't want to see
All that you did to me
me
Get on with your show
Because I don't want to know
Anymore
I want to be a mom
It's all I feel
I see all I'm shown
It's all too much for me
All these things overflow
I can't feel, I can't know
It's all too much for me
I don't want to see
It's any new
It's all I feel, all I know, all I'm shown, all I'm showing, it's all too much for me.
All these things overflow, I can't feel, I can't know it's all too much for me.
I don't want to see anymore.
Good evening, I'm Dan Rather, and tonight on CBS News,
seven Saudi soldiers sodomized several of Saddam's southern settlement squatters.
Forward men!
And we're back. Hey, who is that one more time?
Yeah, that was Maya W-Y-N-N-E with a song called All Too Much.
This is a brand-new single. Look for her album coming out very, very soon.
Awesome. I love it.
Yeah. I would tell you that, well, you know what? I won't tell you because I'm going to do a song request.
I'm going to tell you then when I do it. Just when you have an open window sometime, but I found something I cannot stop listening to.
I'll have to look and see.
I might have room this week.
I don't know if people have been getting in requests,
but I needed some stuff for the end of the week,
and I'll have to see if somebody gave me something.
Hopefully, assume someone.
I hope.
I hope so, too.
Hey, you guys, check this out right here, this thing right here.
This is Travis, and you'll do well to listen carefully to what he has to say.
Well, I can confirm that because he's a smart guy with all kinds of cool stuff to say.
It's Travis.
He's TV's Travis to most of you, and he joins us once a month to test us with our knowledge
about pop culture movies and stuff like that.
Hey, Travis, welcome back.
Hello, hello, hello.
Hey, man.
I am highly caffeinated this morning.
Oh, good, good.
I try and rain it in, but.
Yeah, look, whatever.
He tests me.
Travis, he tests me.
That's right.
You do sound like you have like, Travis is an Irish name, isn't it, of origin.
It feels like I don't know.
If I went to Ireland, I'd meet a lot.
Oh, it's Travis O'Malley up the road.
Is that, do you know where you're from?
Probably, I don't know.
I'm, I was, I'm convinced.
I'm convinced, although I've never gotten a straight answer from my parents, I'm convinced that I was actually named after the city I'm born in.
Oh.
Because I was born and currently still live, Travers City.
Oh, Travers City.
So it wasn't actually just a straight Travis.
I'm trying to play the soup of the day as the soup de jour joke, but it didn't work.
It didn't work in this case.
No, that's cool.
Well, wherever you got it, I'm glad you got it.
And I'm glad you're here.
I mean, it's worked for me for, you know, 40-something years now.
Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, you're a young man still with ideas of your own. And I don't know why that. I said that at all, but I said it. Hey, let's get into it. I'm so excited because I don't know. What's our current, do we know the score leading up to this?
You're trailing me by one, I think. Is that all now?
Yes, we are at, Brian is up five to four. So, Scott, if you can win this month, we will go into our final month of 2024 with winner take all.
Wouldn't that be exciting? No pressure whatsoever today.
I'm going to totally say that if I lose, it's really because I want to really drum up the suspense for a December tiebreaker.
Exactly.
There you go.
I like it.
Your December surprise, really, is what you're talking about.
Pre-revisionist history.
That's right.
Exactly.
Let's do it.
What's our topic today?
Or not our topic?
I guess we'll figure that out.
You'll have to figure that part out.
No, we're going to do our name-that-thing quiz.
So I've got some categories, including one song, and you'll vote.
You'll bet on how many guesses it will take you to get it based on my clues.
So our first round, we're going with a screenwriter.
Screenwriter.
Okay.
Yes.
And I'm going to give you titles of things that this person has written.
And we're going to open the bidding with Scott.
Okay.
So I have to pick how many.
You have to come up with a number.
Between 1 and 75.
I can do, I'll give you a lot of wiggle room if I did 75.
I can, I'll say, I'll say, I'll say, I'll say three.
Three, all right.
Okay.
It's good.
It's good opening volley.
Brian, you think you can do it in less.
I've got to take two because if he does three and doesn't make it, I don't get four.
I get a chance to steal with three, but I don't get a fourth.
So I'm going to say two.
I'm going to say two.
I'll say solve it in two then.
All right.
Brian, here are the two that you get.
Career opportunities.
Miracle on 34th Street.
Oh.
Oh, geez.
Well, I know Career Opportunities was.
Sorry, you said screenwriter, right?
Screenwriter?
Yeah, screenwriter.
I know the John Hughes joined.
Did he write it as well?
I'm going to say John Hughes.
wrote it because I'd never be able to come up with another writer
that would have written that
wonderful Jennifer Connolly on a Penny
Rocking Horse movie.
It's the only thing anyone ever remembers from that movie.
It really is, yeah.
And that is correct.
Oh, good.
Nicely done.
He wrote the screenplay for the Miracle on 34th Street from the 90s.
Really? The remake.
Yeah.
Would not have gotten, did not know that at all.
So, wow.
I can tell you what I was going to say.
say. I was going to, sorry, who did
who did
the, ah,
it's a wonderful life.
Yeah, it's a, uh, well, I can't go to say.
Can I, can I get a point for identifying
the movie with one strange noise?
So, wait,
who made those movies? One
semi-Jimmy Stewart.
Who made that movie, though?
Oh, Rob Ford. I don't remember who wrote it.
It wasn't, um,
Rob Ford did all the westerns.
And Angel did it.
No, that's John Ford.
John Ford wrote the other Western.
John Ford. John Ford. John Ford.
George Seton? No.
Frank Capra.
Fake Capra.
Fake Capra.
Faith Capra.
Fake Capra.
Thank Capra.
Thank capra.
Thank after.
Thank you, Capra.
Pinkapra.
Thank you, Capra.
Thank.
Capra.
Thank you, Capra.
Kappa.
fake capra fake capra fake capra fake capra fake capra fake capra fake capra fake capra fake
I just waiting for Scott to go so far as just to pull the plug out of his computer
it's so annoying dude I hate that it's a bug in the latest version of whatever is it doing it now
it's not doing it now is it no it's stopped
Okay.
It stopped.
Sorry.
Brian was going to win that
no matter what was what I was saying.
I had no chance.
Oh, but that was good.
Yeah.
All right.
So we'll go to round two now.
We have an actor.
And Brian,
you're going to start the bidding with characters
this actor has played.
Okay.
I will start with three.
Actors?
Nope.
An actors?
Oh, characters.
This actor has played.
Okay.
Got it. I'll do it in two.
Two? All right.
Go for it. I will not go for one on this one.
All right, Scott, here are your two character names.
George Banks, Freddie Benson.
George Banks, Freddie Benson.
George Banks is really familiar.
George Banks is the character.
George Banks is the character.
Uh...
Okay, um, I'll say, um,
George Banks.
George Banks.
Um,
uh,
Tom Hanks. I don't know.
Incorrect.
Damn it!
Brian, you get a third at a third character.
Okay.
Lucky day.
Oh, lucky day.
That is one of the three amigos, and it is...
Oh, it's Steve Martin.
Correct.
Ah, shit.
Gosh, dang it, dude.
I wouldn't have got that one either.
George Banks.
George Banks sounded familiar because it's father of the bride, and Freddie Benson was from
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, yeah.
Yes.
There was also, the other two I had was.
It was an insolent waiter from the Mucket movie.
I love it.
I love that.
Oh, he was so good.
And I always forget.
And the Sergeant Bilko.
Oh, yeah.
I would have had that Sergeant Bilko.
That would have been easy because I like that movie.
I'm like one person out of a trillion that liked it.
It was kind of the giveaway one.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
We are on to round three, which is our musical round.
So I have a song.
I have clips of this song from one, two,
5, 10, and 15 seconds long.
And, Scott, we're going to start with you in the bidding.
Give me the times again, 1, 2, and what?
5, 10, and 15.
All right, how do we do this?
So if I say 10, Brian says 5, which gets me to 2.
I'm going to say 10.
All right.
Brian, do you do less than 10?
I'm going to say 2.
Oh, shit.
well
I'm not going to do it
I won't get it
well you know what I could try
and then worst case you steal it
so I'll try it in one
I'll give it a shot
you've gotten these in the past
before in the short clips that I've gotten
that's true
I might get lucky
it's true
all right
all right Scott here's your one second
of this song
do it
do do do do
do you hear that
yeah can do it one more time
a little bass
do it again
yeah I'll play a one
one more time you can tell brian got it i got it yeah um it do do do it
it sounds like the theme to
it sounds like the beginning of uh with quincy jones yeah i don't know what it is i i'm
going to say that that's the theme to
what was the Red Fox show?
Sanford and Sun. I know this is wrong, but I'm saying it.
Sanford and Sun theme.
That is incorrect, but that would have been a great choice.
It would have been very appropriate time-wise.
I do want to hear the two-second, but I'm going to plant my flag and say,
I think it's your love is lifting me higher by Jackie Wilson, but I want to hear more
of it first.
All right. Brian calling a shot.
Here's your two seconds.
Oh, shit.
it's uh it's just what everybody needs to get the statue of liberty dancing it's your love is lifting me higher
by uh hate it yeah i could have not that i would have gotten that but any less than that i mean
there's no way i gotta get in two seconds freaking no way that one was that that song was chosen
just for you scott yeah because i know how much you love the movie that everyone associates that
song oh you know i'm a gigantic fan die hard can't get enough of it yeah um so
So that does mean that Brian mathematically has won our five-round challenge by taking the first three here.
Yeah.
I do have a couple more rounds with a couple more actors to guess if you would like to.
Well, let's do it for funzies.
Oh, absolutely.
I also have a fun extra round I want to do because it was something that came to me that I might incorporate more, but I want to try it first.
Oh, cool. Okay.
So for round four, we have another actor, but this time we're doing these last two rounds are both actors and both based on titles.
of movies that this actor was in.
Okay. Okay.
So we will begin the
betting with Brian.
I am going to say
three titles.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to change it. Can I change it real quick?
Judge it?
I'll take three. No, sorry. You've already said three.
I mean, you've already won mathematically, so you may as well
just go three. I know, I know.
Sorry, that all confused me. Can you say,
you repeat the thing?
We're going to do
an actor based on titles of movies
at this actor, was it? Okay, I got it. So he says
three, I'll do it in two.
All right.
Brian, you want to try for one?
I'm going to try for one just
for the fun of it. All right. All right. Yeah, you got
nothing to lose. Maybe as well just go for it.
The Blues Brothers.
I'm going to guess
John Candy.
Orange Whip?
Orange Whip?
Three orange whips?
Yes.
That's correct.
Shit.
Good guess.
Well, what you've done is you've found the, you found the theme.
I figured out the theme, yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yep.
Damn it.
All right.
I mean, he could just go to one again and get.
do this again. I'm going to say I can. I'm not going to say I can do it in one. I'm going to try
to do it in one. You can try and do it in one. All right. I was going to, I was going to let you have
whatever number you gave. If you said 10, I was going to say, then name that thing in 10 movies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Scott, here's your one movie that this actor was in.
Maxine.
Oh, I haven't seen that yet. I haven't seen that effing thing.
oh um that's a bummer
well if my
one person who was in there
yeah if my connection is if i'm thinking right i do know who's in it because it was
like everyone was talking about it so is it kevin bacon
it is kevin bacon oh okay yeah so he's in the first part of planes trains and
automobiles running from or he stole the cab taking a taxi from steve martin yeah that's right
and then and it was while i love that scene because there's in travis
probably already know this but they were filming simultaneously filming she's having a baby so he had
that same hair and all he looked just like that he did in that movie by the way underrated she's
having a baby great movie people should watch that movie yeah so first time i remember crying in the
theater was that was that movie i miss the height of john hugh's films i miss it i do too you know
planes trains of automobile holy shit the only thing wrong with that movie is the cover they chose
for that final song that's the only thing wrong oh that every time you go away thank you
for not using that one as the
song to guess.
So I was going through the soundtrack
of planes, trains, and automobiles, and I'm like, none of these
worked. The closest I got was, I almost went with
Messaround.
Yeah, that's a good one. I would have been able to get Red River Valley.
But I just had to, I always have to needle
Scott with Ghostbusters.
Yeah, because Ghostbusters, too, as we know,
as we know it's like a proven fact objectively sucks.
And so it's good that you brought it up.
I'm amazed, though, Scott, that you still, and as far as I know, you have not seen the newer Cole Rudd.
Still haven't. No. I need to. I don't have any reason not to. I just got to watch them.
I just haven't got around to it. I'm sure I'll like him. I have a feeling I'll absolutely like him. There's no way anything's worse than two.
Why am I dripping's with goo? The all-lady one was better than two. The real Ghostbusters cartoon at its worst was better than two. Everything's better than two. Two is garbage.
You know, one of the things in two was having slimer in there was simply because he became a main character in the real Ghostbusters cartoon.
That's why they did it.
Because he was like the pet in the firehouse, they added him to the movie.
Not even my biggest problem.
It's like a minor issue.
It's not even an issue.
I love, you know what?
Bring him in.
He's fine.
It's the story.
That script sucks.
It's just not going to.
I will always, always have a very soft spot for Ghostbusters 2 because it's the first movie.
I ever saw with Tina, and I was dating her friend Shannon at the time, and Shannon said,
hey, a friend of mine wouldn't mind coming to the movie with us. Do you mind if I bring her?
And she brought her, and that's where I met Tina, and we went and saw Ghostbusters 2.
All right.
You know what? That's a good story.
Yeah.
I'll give you that one.
You can have that.
That's a good one.
I'm going to agree with Amy in the chat, Red Fraggle, that Peter McNichol's performance in Ghostbusters 2 makes it worth watching.
Oh, he's also not the problem.
He's great.
I love that guy.
It goes for it.
You don't like the dancing toaster or the goo that makes New York angry, but it feeds off of the energy and all of it.
And I just don't like the tone.
I don't like the sewer scene with the Ray in there getting samples.
There's so much stuff I don't like.
And it just doesn't feel right.
The first movie is what I think of, it's on my list of perfect films, certainly perfect comedy action films.
Second movie just is so far from Grace.
It just doesn't work for me.
That's fair, I guess.
I mean, you're wrong, but that's fair.
I'll die on this hill, and it's all right.
You guys will smell me from your other hills.
It'll be fine.
So I do have one more round I want to try out because...
Let's do the fun round, yeah.
I was out...
I was out doing my daily, you know, half hour walking around my neighborhood,
and this idea came to me.
It was a little bit stealing from morning half-asses,
but with the slight twist of, like, the betting part of it.
So like how in morning half-asses,
is you give all the answers and then they have to choose which ones are real and which ones aren't.
In this, same idea, except I want you to bet on how many you think you can get.
Oh, okay.
So do you think you can get all six, which ones are fake and which ones are real?
Gotcha.
Okay, so you'll still give six answers, three are fake, three are real.
I'll give six answers.
Some are fake, some are real.
Oh, so you don't know how many of each.
Gotcha, but there is, okay, all right.
Interesting.
Yeah, I like this.
And then we bet, do we get to see the answers before we bet?
Or we get to know the category before we bet?
I'll give you the category.
You can bet on how many you think you can get based on the category,
and then I will read them off to you.
Love it.
Love it.
Okay.
It's hard to say how many you're going to get, though, if you don't know how many are right versus wrong, though, right?
Is that part of the trick here?
Is that you have to say?
So, for example, if you think you can do five of the six right,
but you've only made four correct.
Do you know what I mean?
Because when Brian's game, it's three and three.
but you're still going to be saying
these four are correct
these two are incorrect so like let's say
the category for example I don't think you're going to do this one
because it's too easy is
titles of Star Wars films
so you could say
oh I'm going to bet six
or I'm going to bet five because I know five for sure
whatever and then he
says attack
of the clones
Revenge of the Sith
Empire of the Fallen
or something like that and you can say okay
you say Emperor of the Fallen is not, Revenge of the Sith is, blah, blah, blah, all right.
Yeah, so you're betting on how many you can correctly guess as real or fake.
Okay.
Cool.
So who will, do you want to go, Brian first, since I did that last mess, or how do you want to do it?
Yeah, well, yeah, we'll do that.
Brian, you'll bet first.
And the category is professional athlete names.
Are these real professional athletes?
Or are they fake professional athlete names from a TV show or a movie or a sketch or something like that?
Are these living or dead and dead?
Are you not going to tell us?
Any, any, either and or both.
All right, all right.
Gotcha.
So, Brian, I have six.
How many of the six do you think you can guess correctly?
I feel good about getting, because, you know, I know so little about sports.
When we get a trivia question on Pub Quiz Night, that's a sports question.
That's when I set my pen down and I fold my arms and I lean back in my chair because we have better people for that.
I feel good about getting three.
Okay.
Scott, do you think you can get more than three of them, correct?
I'm real hit and miss on a category like this.
I'll say four.
I can try and four.
Four?
All right.
All right.
Brian, you can try to do five or six if you're not.
I'm not going to go for five.
Nope.
I'm going to stay at three.
All right.
So, Scott, I will give you a name.
You tell me if you think it is real or fake.
Okay.
And then at the end, I will tell you how many you got correct.
Okay.
First name, Hingle, McRingleberry.
Mick Cringleberry?
That sounds like bullshit I say.
It sounds like something Scott would come up with when I can't remember a name of a person in a movie.
Which makes me think it's a trick and that's a real dude.
but I'm going to say fake
Okay
Next name
God sham god
God
God sham god
That's a guy that goes through a lot
With just saying his name
I'm kidding
I'm God
I'm not God
He's a believer and then a disbeliever
Yeah
All in one sentence
Every time anyone says his name
God sham god
Real
Okay
real.
Santonio Holmes.
This is so damn skeevy because
because it sounds like a real dude,
but that might not be.
Santonio with an S, right?
Yes.
Antonio Holmes.
Oh, if I feel like I'm getting double crossed,
I'm going to say yes, real.
Well, it's probably not because it sounds too real, but I think it's real.
I'll say real.
Okay.
Our fourth name, Jurexon, Profar.
Again, it sounds like bullshit I say.
Jurexon ProFar, was the last name?
ProFar.
Jurexon ProFar.
Mm-hmm.
Um, I'm going to say,
I'll say real
I don't know
real
Okay
Got two more
Both of these have a nickname to them as well
It's important to the name
The first one here is
Dequan smallpox Randolph
That sounds like a nickname in the middle
However
Can you repeat it one more time
Dequan
Smallpox Randolph
I'm doing it
yes he's real okay I hope he's real I want him to be real yeah Craig speedy
Claxton ah you won the Olympics in 1941 say yeah um I mean speedy I've done so many reels I feel like
I'm screwing up here I'll say real again it just sounds like a real dude like it might
be real. Okay. So, Scott, you had six names. Yeah. You were correct in five of those six names.
Whoa. Nice. Wow. Which completely neutralizes Brian's win. Just kidding.
Smallpox was real or which one was? Yeah, what do we got there? Who did I?
So Hingle McRingleberry is from a Key and Peele sketch, the East versus West football.
Oh, the one where they do like the introduction video like they do. Yeah, they're doing the intros.
So that was where Hingle McRingleberry came from.
Okay, so fake.
God, sham god, real.
That was a pro basketball player from the 90s.
No way.
Wow.
Okay.
Yeah.
Because spelled like it sounds like like spelled GOD, sham GOD?
Wow.
Yep.
Yep.
All right.
Santonio Holmes.
Yeah.
Also real.
Yeah.
He was a NFL wide receiver.
Okay.
Jurexon ProFAR is real.
He is a professional.
baseball player.
No way.
Wow.
Currently playing for the San Diego Padres.
All right.
Dequan smallpox Randolph.
Yeah.
That one's fake.
Okay.
Okay, good.
That was a nickname that Sean gave Gus in Syke.
Oh.
Oh, I like Syke.
Maybe that's why it's sort of familiar.
All right.
Probably.
And the final one, Craig Speedy Claxton is real.
Speedy Claxton was a pro basketball player.
Basketball.
What era are we talking with that guy?
Uh, he played, I want to say, late 90s, early 2000.
Really?
Fairly recent.
It just sounds like something you'd say in the 50s.
That just sounds old.
And he, uh, no one knew him as Craig Claxton.
He was Speedy Claxton and everything.
Just Speedy Claxton?
That was his name.
That is the most old-ass name I've ever heard.
That's amazing.
It's great.
Yeah.
It's like comic books from the Silver Age is what that name says.
Right.
Exactly.
Wow.
Feels like a, uh, feels like a, uh, an old Marvel name or something.
Well, I wish I could say a,
I knew most of those people. I think I just
got lucky. I should have written
down what my guesses were because I think I would have
gotten four or five as well.
Yeah, I think you would have done well. There's something
about, it's not that your names, the fake
ones were bad, it's that they
I kept doing the double take of like
that sounds real, so he
must be trying to trick me, but then I was like
but then he would be tricking me
that it's real, you know, then I would go back.
So that's really all I did there.
Yeah, I also really tried to
shy away from, uh, like, you know, say like a, like an Asian basketball player named, uh,
Wang or Wong, um, just because they're like, you know, names that would sound silly to us,
but aren't really that odd and tried to go with more like, you know, NFL players, there's a lot
of crazy names. Uh, one I could have gone with, this is a real person's name, Jadavion Clowny.
Oh my lord. That is a real name and I'm uncomfortable with it. Uh, which is,
Which is what makes that key and peel sketch so great, because the names are, like, ridiculous, but some of them could be real.
Slightly believable, yeah.
Yeah.
Which is the...
No, no, metal world peace in this one, though, is what I was waiting for.
Almost went with that, but I'm like, no, that one's too easy.
And we all know, we all know metal world peace.
Now, speaking of weird names, just real quick, because I haven't shared this yet, when I voted, I found a name in our...
I saw this.
Our U.S. House District 4, I just put this up for the chat.
there are these people running
M. Evan Bullard,
Vaughn R. Cook,
Burgess Owens,
and then the Democratic runner,
the name says Katrina Thalick Wang.
And I went,
because we had one earlier
in the presidential one
that was like some fake names,
like Lucifer, something dumb.
So I thought,
well, this is one of those deals
where Bodie McBoatface
made it into the thing
because they got enough deli,
you know, whatever.
It just happens.
So I was certain
Katrina Fallick Wang was not real.
So I went and looked her up.
That is 100% her name.
That is a real lady.
The choice of her to say, no, I am keeping my maiden name of phallic and I'm just sticking a wang at the end of it.
Yeah.
It's just, I mean, that is wild.
The decision to keep phallic and add wang is.
That is living raw, man.
And you are, no one is telling you how to be.
She is doing her thing.
That's amazing.
It gives me real strong old NASCAR driver Dick Trickle energy.
Your last name is, you're, you're,
named Richard Trickle and you decide, you choose for everyone to call you dick. Yep. Yep. Also,
the only reference to the election that we've made today, really, of any meaningfulness is phallic wang.
Anyway, well, Travis, once again, killed it nicely done. Dude, you're awesome. Yeah, love these.
We got to do it again. Hey, guess what? We will. Sometime, either late November or early December,
I forget when you show up again, but you'll be here. Yeah, because we have five Tuesdays in
December, so. I think we do get you one more time.
I think we just get a second, let's see.
No, never mind, because we're still in November, dur.
So we still get the regular four for November, but we might get it.
We're definitely going to get a double in December.
Oh, that's right.
You're totally right.
Amy finishes us out this month, and then next month you get in there one.
First week.
Yeah, first week of December.
Ooh.
Very sexual.
I might get in there twice.
Might get in there on the 30th as well.
Yeah, let's see what we can pull off.
Hey, very exciting stuff there.
Travis, tell everybody about your shows and where to find stuff and all that so they can track you down.
Yeah, so my main show is Wait, You Haven't Seen movie podcasts.
Both of you have been on it.
I just had an episode that will go out tomorrow where I talked to a friend of mine, Steve from the botched podcast about the thing from another world, the 1951 movie.
And we talked a lot about adaptation in media, taking the novella, turning into a show.
into a movie in the 50s versus a movie in the 80s and how you would do that differently
and why they were done so differently and and all that kind of stuff so it was a lot of fun
it was a great great conversation so that'll be in the feed tomorrow but um yeah you can find
all my stuff at tvs travis dot com fantastic go look for it don't wait all right get in there
uh Travis have a fantastic uh rest of your week and enjoy blah bye whatever today is bye all right
trying to
you know trying to avoid
too much stuff people
people hopefully notice that I
I have refrained from doing
and will refrain for a while
on doing a certain impersonation
so until
until such time as it
becomes okay to do that one again
if ever we'll see
or necessary or whatever the word
yeah or necessary or whatever
can't wait hey quick Monday show note
we had it yesterday and the reason I want people
to check out this episode is we had
both my girls on. Taylor was on
and Carter. We've done this before
but this was the return of Tay and here's what we did.
The whole reason they wanted to do it
is they wanted to test me and
my knowledge of feminine things
and that includes
feminine products, feminine issues
dealing with reproduction
certain makeup things
like the whole gamut of
things women deal with that men don't know shit
about.
What is a PAPS mare for example?
Exactly. It's stuff like that.
And they came up with some good ones.
I think I performed better than they expected.
I got a couple wrong.
But it was a really funny time, and I think people should check it out.
So go check that show out at frogpants.com slash Monday or wherever you get your podcast.
It's also on YouTube, if you would prefer to see that.
They put me over the coals, and I think I came out okay.
Good, good.
You deserve that sometimes.
You need that.
Claire, we do.
Whenever it's live, she was asking, you need to post when you're live on Discord.
It happens every time YouTube goes live.
Discord has a live video that pops up every single time.
So we do that, Claire.
That's going to do it for us.
Brian, you got anything else before we get out of here?
I got nothing.
All right.
Today is a nice, easy day freelance-wise for me.
I'll work a little bit more on the video for the OpenCade, but that's it.
Nice.
I've got some stuff coming up, but most of it will be the form of YouTube going up later.
So just watch for those.
And don't forget to hit on over to our website, frogpants.com slash TMS,
if you're looking to request a song,
like Brian mentioned earlier, any of that kind of stuff,
it's all linked there.
So run, not walk.
Okay.
All right, that's it.
Brian, let's play a song and get the F out.
What do you got?
Yeah, this one's going out to Ryan from Michigan,
also known as Gaming Savant.
Hi, Brian, just hit six years California sober,
and I want to request a cover of a drinking-related song.
Some possibilities include alcohol by B&L,
drink by TMBG,
or one of the drunks by Panic at the disco,
or even something of your choosing,
since those are pretty obscure songs.
Anytime you can fit in, it works.
Ironically, I enjoy the program
signed Ryan from Michigan.
Well, happy to celebrate your six years
California sober. For those
who don't know, California sober means
no booze, but
weed is totally fine.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, totally. I didn't
know that had a name, but that makes sense.
Get that? Yep, that's great. Congratulations.
So, for that,
let's go to Teenage Fan Club
since you're on a permanent alcoholity.
And we're going to go with a song
by Ben Gabbard covering teenage fan clubs,
Alcoholiday.
Nice.
Love this.
This is from the 2017 album,
Bandwagon-esque.
Here's Ben Gibbard and Alcoholiday.
One slight extra for you since you're sober.
I'm sober enough to know what I'm doing.
There you go.
All right.
Take that.
All right, that's it.
Thanks, everybody, for listening.
We will be back tomorrow with yet another episode of the show.
We'll see you then.
Oh, oh.
There are things I want to do, but I don't know
if they will be with you, if they will be with you.
There are things I want to say, but I don't know.
to you
The thing will be to you
I'll be to you
I'll never get a feeling
when you're taken by the hand
and let it course you can't
And man went to bed
But I'm not ready
Baby I've been fucked already
Falling into life
When I'm doing
We've got nothing
We've got nothing worth discussing
When to go, but it's all hazy
People say I'm going crazy
There are things I want to do
But I don't know
If they will be with you
If they will be with you
There are things I want to say, but I don't know if there will be to you, if there will be to you.
This will never get a feeling when you're taken by the hand, and let a cross you can't command.
Went to bed
But I'm not ready
Baby I've been
Fault already
Falling into life
When I'm doing nothing
We've got nothing
Worth discussing
When to go
But it's all hazy
People say I'm going
Crazy
All I know is all I know is all I know
What I've done I leave behind him
I don't want what's sore to find me
All I know
Is all I know
What I've done I leave behind you
I don't want what sort to find me
All I know
It's all I know
What I've done I leave behind you
I don't want what's sort to find you
Those pants are made for
You know what I mean.
I actually don't.
I don't even know what I mean.
Frogpants.com.