The Morning Stream - TMS 2745: The Rowing Stoines

Episode Date: December 3, 2024

Putting the Stress in Seamstress. Yacht Rock Doc. Drinkable Mayo. Ass-tone phone. Little Bit of the Ol' Nipple. Peeing in the King's Kimchi. You Dumb Old Idiom. Killer Hamster Drove Away in a Kia Soul. Vin Di Bona. Poking the Cancerous Wax Ring. Botulism in a bag. Well you can EAT Boba! Grumpy Mike's. Hwak Tua Hamster. Bluey Gets a Meat Pie with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Never trust a man who approaches you in a dark alley with a long beard and only one working eye. For he portends the end of times. Instead, head to patreon.com slash TMS and sign up today for our Patreon. Coming up on the morning stream, putting the stress in seamstress. Yacht rock dock. Drinkable mayo. Ashtone phone. Little bit of the old nipple.

Peeing in the king's kimchi. You dumb old idiot. Killer hamster drove away in a kia soul. Then de bona. Poking the cancerous wax wing. Botulism in a bag. Well, you can eat boba! Grumpy mics.

Hawk toa hamster. Bluey gets a meat pie with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. There's a name for you, ladies, but it isn't used in high society, outside of a kennel. Don't eat pork, not even with a fuck, can't touch this. The MorningStream. Fuck off, Hairball. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to TMS.

It's the morning stream for Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024. I'm Scott Johnson. That's Brian Ibbett. That is correct. All those words. I say that a lot, don't I? Like, when you introduce us, that's my reaction. I need some new reactions.

I'm going to start a notebook page, and it's going to be new reactions to Scott introducing us. Oh, I like it. That'd be fun. I'm putting it right here. Yeah, I like it. Oh, you meant like a physical, that's even cooler. You're doing a physical notebook. Oh, are you kidding? Yeah, physical notebook. You know why? Because crossing stuff off on a notebook is the most satisfying thing ever. Are you pretty happy with your penmanship at this stage of your life? Do you like how you're right? No, my penmanship has gone to crap. Yeah, mine too. Yeah. I don't know what to do about it. Like, I was writing something for a gift for somebody. And, and I was like, What has happened to my handwriting? This is, like, supposed to be, you know, hey, thanks for all you do. This is for, you know, for being, I don't know if he listens to show anymore, but thanks for being a great DM.

That will give it away his turn to what it is. Oh, he totally listens. Yeah, he still listens. He does listen. Okay, I didn't know if he still listens. Well, a dog manager is really, when we had a dog, this guy would take, this woman would take care of the dog very, very well.

The guy covered it up really well. But I noticed my handwriting is garbage. Garbaggio. Yeah, mine too. I don't know what to do about it. I guess you could retrain yourself and go through a bunch of rigmarole to get good at it again. Because I had decent pimps. I mean, it's just a matter of doing it. Yeah, and I think it's just like types along. And now I'm just too fast with it.

And people always say, well, if you can draw, I should be able to write. It doesn't, it's not the same. It doesn't work that way. No. Like, I look at the stuff that I look at the words as I'm writing them, as I'm hand, writing and saying, who is writing this? What is wrong with you? Is your hand a gnarled tree limb or something? Yeah. Oh, you know what? I may have been thinking of Tanner when you said DM. Different. Oh, yeah, no. Yeah, no. Dog manager is who. Many DMs, all right? This one just

happens to be ours. Dog manager woman that managed our dogs. Right, which is different than DM the dungeon master, which is what I was thinking of. Oh, yeah, I didn't think about that. The DM could also stand for dungeon master. And I was like, did Tanner, is Tanner A, did he transition to a female? And B, is he watching your dogs? And that just didn't sit right. So I was like, I better correct this. Oh, I got you. Yeah, no, no.

So sorry, Tanner, because I know you're listening. Totally. Totally cover things up. Yeah, we fixed it. We fixed the whole thing. All right, I got a couple of things to get to. Terry from Chicago is always pinging us online and sending his stuff. And every once in a while, he swings in here with some real wisdom.

And it's about ads. We talked about ads and how medical ads work on TV and why in some countries it's illegal, but here in New Zealand it was legal and all that kind of stuff. So it's a follow on on that. I'll let him speak for himself. Here you go. Hey, sort of and board. This is regarding last Thursday's TMS and the discussion about drug advertising on TV.

I subscribe to a YouTube channel called Dr. Mike. He once pointed out this scenario. Someone sees an ad on TV for a specific medication. He then asks his doctor for it. His doctor advises against it and suggests the different medication and or lifestyle changes. The patient then leaves a negative review on the doctor's Yelp page. Unfortunately, the doctor can't respond to the review because of HIPAA. So now the doctor and or his practice is stuck with a bad review all because of that TV ad.

They'll love the show, though, Terry Z in Chicago. Wild. I hadn't thought of this at all. Let me just say this, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart. we should not be allowed to do Yelp ads for doctor or Yelp reviews for doctor. Oh, I agree. Absolutely. That shouldn't be the place we do it.

You can't share that with the coffee shop on the corner and your primary care provider. That doesn't make sense. Yeah. I think the whole Yelp review thing really needs, it needs an overhaul. It needs to be figured out because somebody can really very easily F up somebody's business if they're in a crappy mood. Yeah. Um, case in point, uh, my Etsy shop, uh, you know, did, it was on a good clip of, of printing and selling three or four of those, um, uh, those crystal holders, the Khyber crystal holders from Disney, the lightsaber crystals, doing three or four of those a month. And then, who, who cut out a little, got a little TDS going there. Sorry, go ahead.

A little TBS. That's no problem. And then one person still gave me a five-star, a review and still said they liked the product, but they said, oh yeah, I'm getting a little bit of light leak on the sides and it's not as bright as I want it to be. And if he would have reached out to me, I would have said, oh, here's a

simple solution for that. I can even send you like I've been using my cricket to print to cut a little mat that you can stick over the light so that the lights only come up through the crystals. And then a brightness adjuster.

thing. If you would have reached out to me directly, cool. I would have sent them all that stuff for free, printed a form for free and said, here you go. But since that review, it's like three months ago, four months ago, I don't know how long, maybe it was even like August or July. I've gotten maybe two orders from new chiber crystal holders. And the people who've got them have been great. They've liked them. They've reached out to me and they said they'd like him, but only one of them is put a review up. It's like, oh, no, no, I need you all to put more reviews.

She's going to shunk the sky down. You need to neutralize that dude that left you a negative one. I get it. It's like, okay, so I think they can edit their reviews on Etsy, which is good, although it sounds like that guy's not going to. He's not going to.

I've reached out to him and even said, hey, here, you know, if you want to edit your review, here's what I can do. I can send you out a thing if you want and it will fix this problem. Do you mind editing your review? And he didn't respond to me, so. It's just an angry, angry feller, is what he is.

Just an angry feller, I guess. So this happened on eBay to me with a shipment of an old video game that I sent to a lady who was going to give it to her grandson and it was an old 360 game and this kid out of 360 so it was this whole arrangement. It was like 12 bucks, no big deal. I was just selling all these old games on eBay

and I wake up one day one of the worst reviews. It was like it showed up shattered in pieces and I guarantee they're not going to send me a new one this is the worst ever and she gives me like a... So she even assumes that you're not going to do anything about it. Right. And I reached after, I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, what happened?

And it turns out it was the mail and it's insured. Yeah. And I said, well, A, it's insured. B, I'd give all your money back and C, I'll actually try to find another copy of this game for you. Like, I'd do, I'll jump through hoops, but you didn't tell me, went straight to the review thing. Well, I don't really know how eBay works. And I was so upset. I've never been, I haven't, this is my first time on here.

And I'm like, great. I'm dealing with somebody's grandma who's never done this before. And even at the end, she's like, I don't even know how to edit the reviews. And I think that's the last. the last comment I got from him. Oh, well. What are you going to do? We thought the wisdom of crowds was a good idea, and it turns out it's not that great.

Totally, totally. Yeah, I think I need to... Maybe I'll do a thing here. I'll figure out what the bottom line price is that I can print and make this for and ship it and just do a, you know, a TMS only. If you pay for just what it costs for me to print it and ship it then and leave me a review. Beef up some reviews.

Yeah, I'm not going to buy people's reviews to get this guy down. But I will, if somebody needs a chiber crystal holder because they go to Disney and get those crystals a lot, I will totally like make a deal for them for them to get one at cost and leave a review for me. Yeah, because the problem is if you get two reviews, one is positive, one is negative, you have a 50% rating on a service like that. That's not going to sell shit later on. That's the worst. They don't, they're not looking at the number.

numbers and going, oh, that's just one bad review. It must be a fluke. I'll go ahead and order here. People see that and they go. They leave. So, you know, I don't want that. So irritating. Well, anyway, there's that.

Thank you, Terry, in Chicago. Hope things are well there. My sister's coming there soon, so be safe. Oh, you know what? I got a thing to say. This morning, I wake up to the news that South Korea has declared martial law for the first time since 1980. Oh, wow. Yeah, it just happened.

Yeah. And nobody's exactly sure what's going on. There's something about the president, the current president is trying to keep parliament from coming. They're blocking them from voting on anything. And nobody's sure exactly what's going on. He's claiming some insider problem with North Korea, something, something.

But others are just saying this is a grab of power. And I don't know what's going on. But it's a little bit weird for South Korea to be doing this. And it's happening right as my brother and his family are freaking over there. Oh, right. Oh, God, that's right. They just went back home for the, yeah, they're there for another, I think they've been there two and a half months. They're there for another week or two, something like that. They get home right before Christmas. They're supposed to anyway. I don't know what any of this means. It probably means nothing. They have passports, tickets. I mean, I'm sure it's fine. I don't, I don't actually know. That's the problem. The story's developing. Nobody sure is what's going on over there. But anyway, shout out to whatever. You know, maybe. my brother did it maybe he uh peed in the kimp the king's kimchi i don't know i don't know what's going on wouldn't it be funny if he was the reason like ah this guy this american korean came over here and

broke a buddha statue so we're shutting the whole country down i'm a little worried about that but we'll see what happens anyway uh we have a request from another listener and i'll play it and let it speak for itself good morning morning stream this is perplexer from north carolina i just have to say one of my favorite scottisms is when he says oh shit and there must be thousands of oh shit from just previous episodes so i have a challenge for the tadpool i um i'd love to get a compilation of the best of scott's oh shit and um i'm not doing it that's a lot of work and i'm thinking somebody with some ai skills might be able to put that together and uh just put it out there uh love the show though bye i wonder if there is a way to take is there an ai model that'll take

tons of old audio and just find all the oh shits and then pull them out there's it's we're so close to that right because that that listener found the search TMS or set up the search TMS that searches are that creates transcriptions and searches them so you could probably at least get a timestamp for I'm supposed to I'm supposed to go to lunch with that dude I should ask him oh yeah see if like boy that would be that would be the perfect thing like um because it already goes to the timestamp and even plays the audio right so is there a way to strip out the audio from that and create got to be right

a new MP3 file or some audio file and then you could make a super cut yeah I got to imagine if he's able to search the audio content generate very quickly generate these transcripts

we should be able to isolate too yeah I got talked we're supposed to go to lunch and we had to cancel a couple weeks ago and now we're back on track with maybe a new date but he's the local

and I can see if he can do it so you know what that might happen guy whose name I just forgot hold on good morning morning stream this is perplexer Perplexer?

Perplexer. That's amazing. It's the new Spider-Man villain, the perplexer. That's right. It sounds like a custom Plex viewing tool or something. Oh, that's really good. The perplexer. Yeah, we could sell that and get...

Like a new app. Yeah. That automatically finds what you want among all of your Plex friends. Yeah, and then we'll get some bad Yelp reviews, and then we'll have to give it all out. Perfect, yeah. Damn it. All right. When the water goes out in your house, be prepared.

Here's a lesson to learn. We turned it off on purpose. But Steve's in town. They're here for a week. They have a company, Christmas party. They're companies based here. They're still in Mississippi, but they're here for the week to do that. So Sarah and Steve, they're sleeping here.

It's great. Love having them around. It's good to see them. Oh, yeah, absolutely. What's it going to fix and build while you're... Well, you know, that bathroom we've been working on there, Brian, that I've done very little on. Yeah, that's funny. So he started for you.

You've done nothing. You know, he's back to like, all right, let's move a little bit further forward on it. You're pretty close. We did something. So we did the primer and the paint. And we did. And when I say we, it was Kim and I, but we kind of both did it. And then we did, we lifted, or we moved in some, we got a deal on a counter and some other, in mirrors and stuff.

So we've been doing some of that stuff. Yeah. But when you say, when you say it's Kim and me, I'm going to tell you, without naming any names, that's already 200% more than I thought would have done anything on that bathroom. That's a fair point. I mean, it's fair. I can't, I can't argue with that. you're totally right to us isn't that she's really good at these things i'm terrible at them but um he's he's his job is like the stuff that we're not we're very wary about like the plumbing

and the get the toilet on right yeah that's something you want to eff with yeah i don't want to fool around with that stuff so he's dealing with p what's it called p traps p p traps yep and all that stuff yeah and so yeah because the toilet you've got like you've got to go you basically have to send a pipe down to the gates of hell uh from the the center of that with your wax ring and all that stuff. So that is not something you want to mess up. Yeah. For sure.

And by the way, the wax ring box, I wish I had it in here. I think we threw it away. On the front of it, it says, amazing wax ring, best in the market, something, something, something. And then right below it in tiny letters with a little warning sign says, cancerous material do not handle. Really? And then below that is a circle that says, put your finger in here and feel how soft the wax is. and I'm like, dude, you guys are at cross-mix messaging.

Yeah, that's effed up. I didn't like that at all. But anyway. Did yours look like they had not changed their box art since the 60s? Oh, yeah. Yeah. This is so, yeah. Toilet wax ring, like that company, somebody is just sitting with their feet up on a desk collecting money and not updating any marketing or anything like that.

I agree. I don't even want to go to their website. I know what it's going to look like. I just know. It's GeoCities. flat like a couple flashing sirens yeah they'll have a web ring one that'll take me to a pea trap company you know yeah remember those shitty things a little a little skull gif spinning or a what pardon our dust gif or something flashing uh uh uh buy now multi color rainbow color yeah usually in

comic sands or some shit i can picture it all well anyway so he's here and he's getting all that ready now the toilet is in the tub is in the water works and stuff but to do that we had to turn the water off fine no problem we go turn the water off everything's off he does the thing we go back to turn it on and then last night occasionally somebody would use a sink and you'd get the pshkkkkch oh yeah like where the water like there's air in the line like it's yeah yeah yeah and it's fine you just deal with it the shower this morning same thing and then it came out yeah i forgot about this i go in the bed I go in the kitchen. I have this glass, and I'm going to make this mixed, like, morning drink thing.

Yeah, your juice thing that you've been drinking. Yeah, it's a little powder in there. We all know it's minimal, but keep going. I wish it was. I could use some. So I put the powder in first. First, I put a little water at the bottom because the powder gets really airborne and makes it cough. Yeah, smart.

Little water, dump it in. It soaks it up faster. Then I go back to the dispenser thing. This is on the fridge, right? The water dispenser, we have a filter and all that. So I do it. and it's not coughing or sputtering at all

and I'm thinking oh somebody else used it this morning so I can relax this is fine and it goes and it gets up to about here we're almost about an inch away

from where I would stop anyway and this thing starts to make the sound of like a boiler and Harry Potter or something it starts going like something was coming up and I went oh shit and before I could even get the final shit out

hey there's one for you for free there. There you go. There you go perplexer. It goes, it goes, it goes, and just explode it all over the place, Brian. It's half of it goes into the heat vent. Some of it goes on the dog. It's on the floor. It's all over the thing. It's on me. And it's all sticky, sugary stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's sugar-free, but there's something in there to make it. Make it. Sweet. Yeah. I think it's monk fruit.

palatable. I think it's monk fruit, so it's still sticky. It's basically sticky. So this stuff's everywhere, and I'm like, I knew better, run that for a while, let it have its moment, and then use it. And I didn't do it. And I feel like an idiot. And so I'm over there, Kim and Sarah are on the couch on phones talking to people and coordinating things for today. And they hear me go, ah! Like that. That was the sound like that. Anyway, it was fun. Learn from me. Learn from me, is what I'm saying. Yes. Exactly. Learn from, don't, don't do as I say, not as I do. There you go. Something like that. One of those old idioms. It works. Okay, one final thing. I want to think. You're an old idiom. You're an old idiom.

You're an old idiom. David Taylor from Blue Sky sent us something, and this is mostly aimed at you because of your distaste for thickened liquids of all kind. He said, hey, Scott, a new thickened liquid just dropped and sent me this article that says, Japan unveils chilled drinkable mayo and then I hate this part and the internet is having none of it The medicines don't like it

I know it's two days in a row with this netizens shit I hate it But anyway it says Japan's latest viral drink May be too much for pallets to handle Let's see Alca is a I don't care about all this flavor text Okay it is called No moo Mayo is the name

Nomu Mayo And the main ingredients is mayo, mayonnaise. Yeah. And we're going to get some and you're going to try it. I don't know if we are or not. If we do, I will try it. Oh, you know what's funny?

The cap on there looks like that awesome mayonnaise you get from the Asian store. Like, see on the bottle, if you scroll down a little bit further on that cup. Oh. Oh, you go further down. It's the, it's the. Oh, there it is. This one? It's that cap that is from peewee.

I think it's peewee, man. Let's see. Oh, it made me go to X. I feel gross. All right. All right, let's see. Oh, I see what you mean. Coupie.

That's it. Thank you, Matuba. Coupie mayonnaise, or TV's Travis. I do love that stuff. That mayonnaise is the best freaking mayonnaise. Yeah. You put it on like noodles and stuff. Yes.

Yeah, we did this on Thanksgiving. Oh, yeah, sandwiches would be amazing. I didn't even thought of that. I thought it was, I've only ever thought of it as like. As a condiment. a topping. Yeah. I could spread it on bread.

Hell yeah. I have a whole bottle of this, though. Um, but I don't know. It's a chill drink though. Who would want to drink? Mayanays. Who would eat mayonnaise more than just like as a little

droop, droop, droop, topping or broop, broop, spread or whatever. Yeah. But not, like nobody, I don't think, maybe somebody out there is like taken mayo by the spoonful.

Like, oh, I just love, wop, yeah no it's it's disgusting in every possible way and uh i would not recommend it except we'll try it here on the show because that's what we do somebody buys it for us yeah here's the problem you've got to keep this thing chilled right i can't imagine oh i yeah it says chilled so i assume you got to keep your refrigerated like i yeah i'm i'm guessing that you can't um you can't ship it in a non-chilled container the top's a little weird is it a peel away like a it looks like a

um like the top you get on a boba drink yeah oh yeah that kind of drink that's what i'm thinking yeah like you'd shove a a straw with a pointy end on it um you said something earlier about boba in that yes that yeah that bimmy i'm the mayor of bimmy gardens so you said something then i've i forgot to say this because we were so interested in what the thing was but now i got to ask the question is Boba. I didn't know Boba was grown. Yeah, you grow Boba. Is it a fruit? What is it? No, it's a grain. It's a grain that absorbs liquid and then turns into a sphere, I think.

Somebody definitely will need to correct me on this if I'm wrong, because that's, I've always assumed that Boba was like a grain that you put into liquid, and it goes, yeah, tapioca. Thank you. It is tapioca. Oh, tapioca pearls. Oh, okay, here it is. Boba's made from tapioca starch, known as cassava starch, which is why they're often labeled tapioca pearls. They're small spheres that are often simmered in brown sugar

to give them that sweet taste in dark black color. It's practically tasteless, it says. That should be on a t-shirt. There's a t-a-uca grain. Like, it's a thing, because I remember making tapioca pudding as a kid, and it was like, you know, it's a little grain, tapioca grain. It's definitely a starch, so I assume so. Yeah.

Let's see I'm trying to find one that's Yeah there we go It looks like rice It's starch derived from the root of the cassava plant Oh see I had no idea I thought these were fake little gelatinous sugar

Like made up like gummy bear type Things Like they're produced out of a machine Cut into Yeah Or at least like taking I don't know I picture one of those how to videos

Where they just dump like a gelatinous goo Into a machine And the machine separates it out Or something I had no idea. It was a, it was tapioca, literally tapioca. It was literally tapioca. Yeah. I do like tapioca pudding. Yeah, I know. Me too. I had a great boba tea yesterday from a place called Cher tea in Belmar. It was lifting and I dropped

somebody off and, um, uh, had time between rides. So I'm like, ooh, I'm going to go get a, give me go get a boba tea to drink, uh, while I, while I drive around. Nice. I did a lunch at a same. which place and the reason I chose what I did is a little bit weird. So we, we're going to go to Jersey mics. I like Jersey mics. They're good. Yeah. I like Jersey mics too. But there's a Jersey mics that's closest to us where when we go in there, for some reason, they don't have any music playing over any speakers, dead silent in there. And everyone that works there is grumpy as hell. Oh no. Every time we go in. Grumpy. You talked about this Jersey mics before. Yeah, I think

I brought it up before. And so yesterday I literally made a decision. I said, you know what? Let's go to, Let's go to freaking firehouse or something Because I don't want to deal with these grumpy ass It's just this location I've never had this problem before So that tells you right there How important a shiny disposition is It totally is

Like the food can be great But if your if your clientele is a deterrent Then I'm going to go somewhere else Yeah and so I did and it was great I had a big old thing Oh I freaked the guy out though at the counter Who was very nice He was very chipper and they had music

And it was like a better vibe and I go in there and I say I says I says I says Hey I want that sandwich up there this I forgot what's called hook and ladder I think Oh yeah it's good hot sandwich got all this good wine on there and I said Welled Swiss yeah and he goes now what extras do you want and I said I want all of them And he goes really and I go yep everything on your list here he has a picture I go all of these and all of that at the bottom I want all of that on there

because I do love a loaded up everything. I love it. I don't think you understood me, son. I want all the toppings you have. It was kind of that, like that. And he goes, this was always so funny, though. Do I have a card like that? All right. Imagine this is the card. This is too small. But it's

facing me. And he goes, and he reaches around, he goes, so all, so all of this? And I, like a person who's trying to translate, like, we are not speaking the same language. Let me get my English to customer translator. All this. Yeah, all of this. And at one point after I said, yep, every single thing, he goes, he turns it. And he looks at it. Yeah.

Okay. Well, I guess give me a minute here. And he seems so freaked out that I was getting everything. Did you, did you end up with like brown mustard and yellow mustard? Yeah. Yeah. Yellow banana peppers sliced as well as whole banana pepper. Did you end up with duplicate? that are oh absolutely ones that are normally one or the other absolutely did i got the yellow peppers i got the jalapinos normally you wouldn't probably pair those up uh mayo the oils all of it yeah oh it's so good too i'm a big fan of that i love when they load it up with all the extra shit i do i do like a good danglewood sandwich but it's really really funny like like so when they say like a mike's one they say mike's way this place has all the way or some

term. Sure. Same thing. Five guys does a similar thing. Five alarm fire. Give me the five alarm fire. Yeah, it's just like dump everything you have on your sandwich and make it work. And I love it.

That's great. Huge fan. Anyway, uh, that's that. Let us now do some news. Okay. Yeah. Some news. It's time for the news and it's brought to you by.

You met him at TMS Vegas playing his marble game for all to see online and letting you play along the fellow tadpuller leonimas has a new album out 18 new songs in total all the music is creative commons by s a so do whatever you want with it with credit you know use it in your porn film use it uh in the background of your snuff movie whatever i'm just kidding give a listen at leonamas dot com l-e-o-n-i-m-u-z dot com i haven't gone to check it out yet but i planned to i didn't even know he was making music so that's exciting yeah he uh i was in the so they're still doing it, the music league. I had to jump out at the last

the changing of the rounds because between prepping for Coverville, prepping for soundography, prepping for TMS, let's see music for TMS, I just didn't have time to listen to a 30-song playlist, and I had to jump out. But he submitted one of his songs

one week because it applied the theme, or fit the theme, and his stuff is really good. Very cool electronic stuff. I can't wait to check it out. I had no idea he was doing that. I might be able to collaborate a little bit there. Leonez, Leon, Leon, Leon, Leonez. I just call him Leon, right?

Call him Leon, because that is his name is Leon. You and your funky internet name. Came up with those cool T-shirts for a team. Those cool, unofficial T-shirts for T-M. That's right. They were not official, but they were cool. They were cool. Yep.

I'm sure he'll have new ones for 2025. I bet he will. Cops in the news in Colorado, Brian. It's a Colorado story. cop searching for vigilante 6 foot 1 or so bald Otee

yeah shit wearing it on New Orleans T-shirt or sweatshirt Coverville Who installed Not Safe for Work Traffic Signs in Colorado That's why they're after this guy

Yeah Newly installed traffic signs in Boulder Reminding drivers to Employ seat driving practices I'm sorry employ safe driving practices but but please employ seat driving practices as well don't stand and drive I think my brain I think my brain went seat belt

and I screwed it up there you go anyway are providing or are sorry proving to be about as dangerous as all the stuff they warned against for that's for a couple of reasons one neither the city of Boulder nor the state of Colorado put these signs there in two they contain harsh language that not only distracts drivers as they pass by

but compelling many to take pictures of the signs behind the wheel That is kind of bad. You don't want that in your deal. The signs posted a handful locations, urge drivers to do simple life-saving stuff, like obey speed limits. They already kind of told us this. There's another one that puts a new twist on an old school favorite.

It says slow children at play or some such reminder to watch out for kids while you drive. The offending sign says, don't kill any kids today. I mean, you know, same message, different delivery. Same message may be a little bit harsher tone. but a deservedly so, harsher tone. Yeah, I mean, in some ways I kind of respect that they didn't change the message behind the words, just the words to express the message.

Yes, right. And not jokingly, like, speed up children at play. Yeah, it wasn't just like, boobs are great or something. They kept the message. Another one simply reads, slow the F down. Colorado has been awfully profane lately, says this article on vice.com. Yeah, what is that vice? Like Colorado has been awfully profane lately.

Yeah, what do you think they mean by that? What is that? I mean, I know Bobert has, but not all of us. I mean, did she say something nasty lately? It's so nice being free of these people. You have to live with her because she works there. I do. Fortunately, she's not in our district.

So we only hear about it when she does something stupid, which, you know, admittedly is every other day, but still. She's still given, given, we're not under her thumb. She's not given handies at plays or anything anymore. We're not under her thumb like that guy at Beetlejuice. Ah, zing. Zing! Yeah, that whole thing, dude.

Yeah, it was Beetlejuice, right? Yeah, it was Beetlejuice. It was Beetlejuice. It was the Beatlejuice musical. And, uh, yeah. Do you guys see that? Was it good? No, we never did.

Never did. I've heard good things about it. But one of Tina's friends was sitting directly, two rows behind her when all this went down. When all this went down, when that was actually happening? And all that was happened. Yeah. And she like says, yeah, you know, the ushers came and asked her to leave and she's flip them off and yelling at them and making a humongous scene. And I guess some more stuff happened out in the lobby, but that we just heard about on the news.

But yeah, she was two rows behind her. Obviously couldn't see what was going on in front. Yeah, sure. I knew that there was a little commotion action going there. Yeah, a little bit of something happening on the front lines there with your elected officials. Oh, horrible. Anyway, they are investigating the signs as criminal tampering. I don't know what that carries in terms of trouble.

Yeah. Probably some jail time. I don't know. Yeah. Says currently do not know who put them up to it or why they did it, but at least acknowledge that the signs were well-intentioned. As Boulder police demand, Darren Fladdung of Denver News. Fledong.

Says, I appreciate the fact that it's drawing attention to the fact that we want people to slow down and not be on their phones. But there's probably, again, a few more appropriate ways about getting that message. out unquote. It's funny. I have thought about putting up a sign. There's an intersection over here that we have to use to get out of our neighborhood. And it's, across the street is a parking lot that's got a King Super is a grocery store and a coals and a few other retail spots, including a Jersey Mike's as mayor. Nice. But they're not as grumpy over there. They're probably happy to be working there. Exactly. So at this intersection, we're on a street coming out of our neighborhood, they're all coming out of retail parking lot.

Sure. But there's a light, and there's no left turn hour or anything. It is like, it's just a green light. You know, if you can make a left turn, if it's safe, then you do it. 99% of the time, not even an exaggeration, the people coming out of the Coles parking lot are turning left, and they're not using their turn signal. So we're at this kind of stalemate that we're thinking, oh, maybe they're coming straight across we sit there and we wait because we're making a left turn we wait for them to like

start their turn and then halfway through their turn they turn on their turn signal and i want to put a sign up on the street that they're turning on to which would be the edge of our neighborhood that says what comma uh uh turn signal doesn't work or something you know use your day it would be the equivalent it's use your damn turn signal yeah something like that yeah i hate that retail parking lots are like the worst defenders of this people coming out wrong they don't think to use their signal. I realize they think they're just leaving. They don't need to think about it's not important. Yeah. Freaking take away their license or some shit. Don't do it. Too many people these days and I realize I sound like an old man when I say this, but too many people these days

just don't use their turn signal unless they get to a point where they have to. Like somebody's not letting them in, then they're going to turn on their turn signal. But nine times out of ten, it's like, I'm changing lanes. We're going to over there. Or I'm making a left turn here. I'm just doing it. I'm not going to signal it. It's like, Integrity, the most important thing Tristan ever learned when he was in Taekwondo, and this is a thing that we've carried through for our whole lives and his whole life. He's remembered it. Integrity is doing the right thing when no one's looking. That's right.

And that includes your turn signal, buttholes. That includes your turn signal. That includes when you go to Beetlejuice. That includes when you're sitting in a dark movie theater. All of that. All of it. Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. Yeah, similar.

Similar thing my dad used to say. It'd say, character is when you are the same person publicly as you are privately. That's very good, too. Similar. Jason anyway, right? Like connected. I used to. I put the TMS Vegas shirts.

Let's do T-shirts that say that. Yeah, let's do that. Or generally wholesome. I still like that one from a couple of weeks ago. Generally wholesome. I like that. That was pretty funny. Well, anyway, your sign should be back to normal soon, Brian.

don't worry when you go to bullet that's a bummer i wish i could uh wonder if i could go up there and i'm sure they're all taken down by now yeah and that is the problem people want to get pictures of it because it's funny and they're literally doing the thing you're telling him not to do which is leave their phones totally because i'm slowing down taking my phone out i did uh when i was lifting i did pass a a sign that i thought was really really funny i posted on blue sky or i skied it on blue sky blue ski i like saying blue ski is my favorite way of saying it I'm going to send it to you. You might have seen this on Bluski.

Let's take a look. But it cracked me up. It feels like it is the very definition of irony. Nice. It's coming in via text message. No problem. I can do that. Pull that up.

Oh, yeah. I did see this, but I will now bring it up for everyone to see. This is so good. All right, check this out, you guys. Hold on. Taking forever to pull there. Here we go. Welcome to the wedding scene.

stress. Now, clearly, take a look at the problem we have here. Yeah, this, you know, imagine that's your wedding dress. This should be more viral. Why isn't this like all over the internet, dude? I know. It is. I feel so, I feel really bad for it because obviously, you know, it's putting the stress and seamstress. And I really, like, I, I took that, I, I, I dropped somebody off and then I drove another four miles out of my way to come back to that area and take another picture of it because it's too good it's too good it's too good but uh love it yeah it should be more viral people there should be websites going and netizens are upset you know something netizens are all over this uh this this wedding seamstress uh sign has broken the internet

i should i should say for listeners only the way this thing just so you have a visual here is a company called the wedding seamstress and right down the center bottom of this thing it's torn like it wasn't sewn right it's ripped up exactly like it's just ripped up the middle of it and it's one of those um it's amazing uh like tyvec kind of signs that uh that should go viral i don't know why it isn't it's perfect it's well i mean i guess you can't force virality but i still think it should be right right actually matthew johnson brings up a good point if she could fix it that would be great advertisement for work what she should do is fix it to the point that you can tell it was seemed together so like very

visible oh like big white like uh big white exactly. Cartoonie, like. Yes, exactly. I know what you mean. Look like it was intentional. Oh, it totally looked like it was intentional. Yeah.

You should go offer to do it and say, I'll do it for $400 American. Yeah. I'm not a seamstress. Like, I need to offer the idea for $200. Right. Oh, there you go. Yeah, she can take your idea for $200. I'm sure she'll pay it and walk forward in their life.

Yeah, exactly. Oh, I core, apparently. Great idea. Wish I had said, okay, I core. I didn't see that you would set it. it happens it happens yeah once in a while you guys think you're the originator sometimes we're just all great minds thinking alike yeah and sometimes you know you guys aren't the distracting bunch of freaks that you claim to be and we and i'm looking at photos of that's right

of the steepstress side that's right take that kevin uh anyway here's another note for you another driving note uh student accused of charging a thousand dollars to a teacher's credit card Oh, this isn't about driving. I don't know why. Just charging. Charging. They were driving a Dodge Charger. I think I read student and I was thinking student driver and my brain went there.

But anyway, charged $1,000 to a teacher's credit card for PlayStation purchases. Wow. Police received a complaint from a teacher after he set his car was charged over a grand for a student's PlayStation account. According to the incident report, an e-sports teacher. Stuart Simpson, my daughter had one of these. You got an e-sports teacher, right? What am I thinking of? oh video game club she was in

but a lot of schools do have these now it's like a thing a video game club I can understand but an e-sports teacher is this instead is this like get you your gym credit they definitely have had them at those they had them at the you though right oh at the you would make sense yeah university makes more sense because they even had a team

yeah yeah are they sad that overwatch doesn't do anything anymore oh well you should ask are they are they gonna move over to Marvel rivals Friday when that comes out yeah Marvel rivals everybody's moving to that this weekend that is this week isn't it? It's this week.

I'm so excited. Is it the sixth? Yeah. Can you preload that or are they not letting people preload it? I think you can preload it on the fifth and then at 10 p.m. mountain time, I think it goes live. I want it to be good. I really do. Oh, I do too. I do too. Because I like a good team brawler shooter.

Yeah. Regardless. Like the graphics, I look at this thing and I want, I want an animation. Like, I want a regular series made with this animation. really cool. Yeah, it's a great look, and I don't know, they have all the right ingredients, but it's also, you know, Netties, Netties has a way of, you're Netties, that's right, Netties. Yeah, they have a way of making you lose faith and things. They can F up a great thing. Yeah. We'll see how it goes. Anyway, Simpson, this is the name of the teacher,

Stuart Simpson, uh, he said, he put his credit card information under a student's PlayStation account to play through, get a three month subscription to PlayStation Game Pass. That's but that's called. PlayStation Game Pass. Yeah, it's like Xbox PlayStation Plus. Yeah. Yeah, what are they doing? This is a bad article, kate8.com, local news station.

Anyway, it says after the purchase, Simpson said he attempted to remove the card information from the account. He later found charges in the amount of $1,000, $56 on his credit card from the PlayStation website. Simpson called his credit card company. They wrote off the charges and his card was returned or his credit was returned. since the cancellations police requested the physical card and transactions for a later date since Simpson did not have the card on him

at the time the kid the case is being sent to juvenile court and he'll have to deal with it there but yeah I don't know how you thought you were getting away with this kid yeah I know they can't talk about him here because he's a minor but sure you know there's some things

there are some crimes you commit that basically just point a giant arrow a giant yellow line with an arrow at the end right back to you know it's kind of obvious when you can say Oh, well, whose account, you know, where did these, where did these games get downloaded to? This one right here, sitting in front of this kid? Okay.

Yeah, with this kid's name on it and all his information, so dumb. Just so dumb. I know we're all dumb as kids. I know. This is extra dumb. I'm just going to say it. Yeah. Be less dumb, kid.

Yeah. Wake up. Wake up and find your true happiness in life. Be less dumb. All right. Here's one to end on. A dad nearly dies after being bitten by the family's pet hamster. It's no good.

Oh, no. I know. And then the hamster drove away in a kiosol. I would love that. A man experienced a terrifying moment after almost dying when his pet hamster clamped down on his hand and would not let go. There needs to be more to it than he just clamped down. He was going to die from that. Totally. Yeah, like clamped down and sucked his heart out through his veins.

Yeah. I had hamsters. I didn't kill you when they did this. They just bit you. No. Anyway, Nathan Halliday's his name, 34, from Kirkby, Maryside. The Merseyside.

For the Mersey. Something, something, something. Is that what that's about? Yeah, it's about the Mersey, the Mersey River. Is that what this place is in here? It is, yeah, by Liverpool. Like, you cross, you cross the Mersey to get to Liverpool. Oh, I didn't know that.

So it must be the other side of the Mersey When you find the Beatles over there It says here he sat down peacefully Two of them Yeah, that's true He sat down and no more peace and love No more letters, peace and love I'm biting your hand with peace and love

No more hamsters They're going in the bin He looks a little like a hamster Let's be honest Does he let's take a look Oh you mean ringo does yeah Oh actually you know this guy Boy, talk about owners looking like their pets.

Oh, my God. I didn't look at him before. He totally does. Here, chat. If you put glasses on that hamster, they'd be the same photo, too. Oh, I feel bad because I don't know him, but it's funny. I know. It feels bad because he almost died, but still.

Still. Well, he didn't die, so we're okay. We're good. He didn't die. Yeah. He was sitting down with his peacefully with his mochi, his Syrian hands. his Syrian hamster. I didn't know they made it

Syrian hamsters. When she suddenly attacked him and left him for dead. Then, I don't, I still, again, the way they're wording it. It doesn't jam. It doesn't jive. I don't get it. He then experienced anaphylactic shock. And moments later, she bit him, sorry,

after she bit him, his body swelled up. He couldn't breathe and was covered in hive. So he must be allergic to something about the... Very allergic to hamster spit. Gross. Oh, what an awful allergy. How would you even know? No kidding. Yeah, well, you find out this way, I guess.

His partner, Rebecca Kidd with 2Ds, like Kid Rock, kind of. Or no, he doesn't have 2D. He doesn't even have 2D. He doesn't even know. He's not even smart enough. 1D and 00-0-0-0-0-0. Yeah, no, yeah. Ah, nailed it. Sing!

Struggled to get Mochi off him, but once she did, she did, he thought the worst was about to happen. So she called 9-99-9-9 is how they do it over there. 9-9-9-9-9-9-9. Ripple 9-9. mochi had been looking frail for the last few days before the incident and uh let's see and once she was taken off Nathan she looked uh wait I'm sorry she took her last two breaths and died oh so she's more allergic to Nathan than Nathan was allergic to her I mean I feel like they're burying the headline they got a rabid has a has a mochi allergy and mochi has a Nathan allergy do they try to exercise it for demons or something because jeez louises that's bizarre like this was a dying gasp says here uh in the ambulance he was at death store given two shots of adrenaline and antihistamine and put on oxygen he made it though

as you can see in this photo it's looking uh i don't think that's a stock photo of mochi by the way i don't think that's i bet that's oh you don't think that's the actual i think that's a well they used the same photo throughout so maybe that really is mochi but uh maybe he had a photo somebody can take that photo and do a search online and probably find that same hamster like in every stock photo camera. It does look like a, if anything, it's mochi when he was having better days than clearly he was having at the end there. But I call a little bit of BS.

Like, all right. So Nathan's partner struggling like, oh, my God, trying to get this hamster off of him, right? Oh, he's having a hard time. Oh, my God, what's going on? But she's wherewithal to see that this hamster takes two last breaths before dying. Like it pulls the hamster off and she looks over. And she stops and goes, one, two. Two, that's all it was two.

Two. I don't, yeah. Yeah, everything about this is, there's some of this I just don't know. A lot of suspect on this article. Sus article. Thanks a lot, England. All right, we're going to take a break. When we come back from said break, we will have our pal TV's Travis here.

He's going to throw some trivia at us. We'll see how we fare. That's all coming up shortly before that a song from Brian. Yeah, big thanks to the syndicate for this one. This is a band called Astronomia Interior. Whoa. You might be able to guess that from that name, they are Russian. No, just kidding.

They're Spanish. This is made up of Zoe's. Angel Mosqueda and Jesus Bayez. They have a brand new song called Abrio and I'm going to play it for you or Scott's going to play it for you right now. This is, so these guys are from the award-winning Mexican rock band Zoe.

So it's the two guys, Angel Mosqueda and Jesus Baez. So now that I've correctly translated all that information, now you can enjoy the song. The song is called Abil. Here they are. It's interesting, how in this afternoon of this afternoon of April,

it seems that there's there's a fire in the air of the garden. You're going to say to me to say that allure me that's allure me Flores cremadas, I don't I'll forget Ah Hey

And no I can't I'll forget Oh Ah Ah Ah Hey

And I can't forget I can't all all change of color

this black of carbon will just a only a only a

more more all All change of color A-Bourneedle-nebron-nebron-carbore no-srown-serra Only a-sue-l-math-a-mast. And now this fire consume all that was All alba and with the consequences

I need to say That's what I feel That's what I'm going to come to a Auvia profound ummeda And that Apaa this fire That nobody will control all

all all all change of color a forest black of carbon

is just a only a more all all change

of color a arbul black of carbon so It will be only a dream, nothing more. Hey, nobody can't.

Nobody will control. Hey, No, No, Grazie, you have brought great joy to this old Italian stereotype. Most are too afraid to see it. And we've returned.

Tell me about that one more time. Sure. That is from the band Zoe. That is Angel Mosqueda and Jesus Bayaz, who perform as Astronomia Interior, and a brand-new song from them called Abriel. You kind of nailed all that, Mr. Spanish. Geez, Louise.

Thank you. Three years, three years of Spanish. I can I can pronounce the words by looking at the accent marks and all that stuff, but could I tell you what they mean? Probably not. Probably not. Okay. Astronomia interior, I'm going to guess, means interior astronomy is my guess. Oh.

Because it looks like those words. I don't think I could even come close to the pronunciation. I think you nailed it. Ah, well, thank you. I'm terrible at that sort of thing. I might even know more. I also get a lot more. I get a lot more chance to use it, too, with lifting, because I will pick people up that speak Spanish only.

I need to communicate a few words to say, a quies bien, right here is good, where I leave them on the side of the highway. They probably really appreciate that, though. They do. They do. And I go, gracias. That's great. Or maybe learn the Spanish for tuck and roll. Tuck and roll. Yeah, tuck and roll.

It's strangely enough, it's just tuck and roll. That's the same in every language. Yeah, I'd be That one needs no translation Yeah, right I'd be up there going You need phone El Charjo Like I wouldn't know what to say

I'd be terrible at it El Charjo de phono Yeah I don't know what chargeo Electricidad de telephone Yeah and they go Estriki And they go

El Diablo and get out of the car Midride Hey Speaking of which Let's do this This is Travis And you'll do well To listen carefully

To what he has to say You would because he's going to throw trivia our way and we have to be smart about it and answer questions properly because it is TV Travis's trivia time. This time of the month is one of my favorite times of the month. And it's great to have you here, man.

How you doing? I have had a hell of a morning. So this is nice. Yeah, I took my dog out for a walk and then I had to shovel through the two feet of snow that I had. So there was a path to get to the road. Come back inside.

No phone. Can't find it anywhere. Oh, shit. Go outside. Don't see it. Retrace all my steps. Can't find it. It was in a snowbank. I did eventually find it. Find my Android works. Dude. Just going to say that. Dude. You found it. I am happy. What our Android's find my phone equivalent is is awesome. It's real good. That function is great. Yeah. That function is required now. Like I need it. My only beef is Apple's adding it to all their like accessories and stuff. So like the new iPods, not the pros, but the fours have. that feature. So if I can't find it, I can do the beeping and all that. But the beeping is not good for my old man ears. I can barely hear the little chirp. It's just so quiet. If I have him out of the case and it's like, oh, the left one's missing. The left one I can hear because the chirp is outside of the case. But the case doesn't have a speaker. So I'm hearing it muffled in the case. It's like make a little, just have it go out the little bum hole that you charge with. I don't know. That would be nice. I haven't tried it with my pixel buds yet. It does. It does work for those as well. It definitely works for the phone.

It feels like it should just be standard now. It just should be a thing. Everybody does. I like that a lot. But I had to look crazy because I walked back outside. I have a shovel in one hand and I'm just like listening for the ringtone of my phone, which thankfully I don't keep on silent all the time. I'm a terrible millennial that way.

Sure. And so I'm just like slowly walking up my driveway with the shovel like listening. Am I getting closer? It's getting, okay, it's getting louder. That's good. Yeah. Yeah. I do that with my watch when I lose my phone. I haven't lost it very much. And also, I've decided to go no case this generation this year. And, man, I've had some close calls. Really? It's just that I've, it's like I haven't dropped it, but I've almost a couple of times on cement or something. And I catch it last second. And I don't know if it's worth that.

I was going to say, you know, the feeling of having it uncased is very nice. But is it worth the stress that you're probably going to? through. Right. Yeah, that's the question. I think I may have to cave. Get something thin just to and just, you know, and get a clear case so you can still see the pretty color you chose and all that stuff. I kind of hate the color. It's very similar to the case. But you're right. It adds so much extra heft and size to it, which I like the sleekness of an uncased phone. Yeah, there's something about it. I'm not willing to risk that, risk cracking it for that. Yeah, it's a good point. also the per i hate the color of this one i had i got it because it was the most in stock oh right right right yeah it's the i want them to go back to that purple the 14s had i loved yes that purple was great

sexy sexy color dude what is this this is some kind this is flesh tone this is my ass is my ass anyway hey Travis let's get to the trivia fun today tell us what you got for us and i don't know where we are in the winnings or the scoring or anything. So our current standings are Brian is in the lead six to four. We have this and then on the 31st we're scheduled for one more. So Scott, you've got two chances to tie up for the year. Oh my gosh. Well, we don't because that's going to be a play. Oh, okay. We have the week off before and we're going to be doing a play date on that Tuesday. Yeah. Well, then Scott,

you have one chance to claw back some dignity. I hope to do it. I hope to be able to do it. Let's do it. And I feel good about your chances today. The music round, especially for you today, is going to be a lot better than normal. Okay. All right. Look, I like this. Pandering to the loser. This is great. I love it. Let's do it. Yeah, so we're going to start round one. You're going to vote. You're going to bet on how many it'll take you. This is a studio.

Okay. Studio. That's interesting. A studio. And these are going to be titles. of things that this studio has produced. Okay. You say things. So not movies?

So not necessarily all movies might be TV shows or other things. Yeah, not necessarily all feature length. Let's put it that way. Okay. All right. Oh, interesting. Interesting indeed. Wow.

All right. Who's bidding first on this one? We're going to start the bidding with Scott. Okay. I can do it in four. Okay. I feel like Scott is strategically picking four so that I'll do three so that he can do two. And I'm going to call his bluff and I'm going to do two.

And I'm going to say, do it because I can't do it in one. Maybe I could. I know. Here's the thing. If I don't do it, you've got two extra things, two extra names to get that. Yeah. Yeah. But I have one for the year.

So I don't feel like I've got anything to lose at this point. That's right. See? Go for it. So here are your two titles. For the Birds, Carl's Date. I think for the Birds is the Pixar animated short with the birds sitting on a wire. So I'm going to say Pixar.

Shit. That is correct. Damn it. I could have done it in one. For the Birds would have, yeah. Yeah. I think I could have done it. See, that's the, but that's the gambling.

That's what we're here for. I get it. Mm-hmm. All right. Those were Pixar shorts. That's our studio is Pixar. Nice. Okay.

Let's see my color here. That second one. What was the second one again? I'm trying to think of I've seen it. What was it again? Carl's date. Oh. Mm-hmm.

That's not the chess one, is it? No. The old man playing chess with himself or whatever they're. No. Wasn't that Jerry's game? Jerry's game. Jerry's game. Carl's date was like multiple,

was it multiple dates with the same woman this guy was having, something would always go wrong or oh god that sounds really think really familiar yeah i love those i love those uh sometimes sometimes good at all the shorts are yeah they're all they're all incredible and even some of the disney shorts that aren't technically pixar those have been pretty great in recent years the one with the dog except for the one i love that one who um eats a bow a steamed bowel bun that looks like like her child oh maybe i can do without was that a oh that's a pixar one wasn't it that was the um i think it was yeah Yeah, that was the one that the same director ended up making the red panda one that I've met, haven't seen it.

Red, red panda. I think it's just red. I think it's stressed out? No, not stressed out. Seeing red? No, not stressed out. Just red. I'm red.

That could be. Check it out. We're all red here. That sounds right. Everyone's red. I don't know. Somebody's going to tell us. Turning red.

Turning red. There we go. Okay. Got it. All right. All right. Brian, you're going to start the bidding on round two. Round two is a movie.

and I will give you cast members in this movie. Once you're done. Coffing. Once I'm done with my coughing fit. Boy, last little bit of coffee, there was a lot more left in that cup than I thought there was. I do it all the time. I hate that feeling. Like, oh, let's just take this last little sip. Splorish. Honestly, happens like two or three times a week to me. It's terrible. Let's see. Cast members, I'd have to name the movie. I'm going to do three.

three, all right I'll attempt two Scott named that movie I don't think I can do it with one Would be impressive if you did I could name a movie probably featuring that actor or actress But probably not the right one So Scott here are your two cast members for this movie

Nathan Lane Jeremy Irons Nathan Lane and Jeremy Irons. Oh, the Lion King. Animated Lion King. Correct. Oh, very good. Yeah, of course.

I'm sensing a... That was, when I was thinking live action, I'm like, no way they've been in something the other. And then it clicked. It's like, yeah, scar and freaking... Not Pumbo. Rafiki? No, not Rufi. Timon. Timon.

Timon. Oh, my gosh. We almost got... Refiki was the monkey. It was the monkey. yeah the bird was uh robert yome yeah robert yelm that's right benson the monkey we called him back in the day benson the monkey yes benson rafiki oh my gosh so that puts us at one to one going into round three our musical round oh god you get to start the bidding um i have clips you have to give that to myself sorry go ahead oh yeah give it give it to yourself yeah give it to yourself i have clips of uh one second two

four, five, and seven. I will say the first couple are kind of sequential from the very beginning, and then I skipped a bit because it does, there's a little repetition. Yeah. Okay, so this is our music round. This is the music round. And he said that you might have a good chance with this one, so. I'm going to say two.

I'll try it in two. Two seconds, all right. I'll try it in one, but I'm guessing if it's something that is more geared towards Scott, it's not going to be geared towards me. I think you go for it. I go for it. Yeah, I guess we find out here is. Let me go for one.

I'll do it in zero. Just throw out a name. Yeah, sure. All right, here we go. One second. Oh, that is. Can you give it to me one more time, please? Yes, I can give you one more.

Listen. Okay. Is that, um, That is the theme song to a Hannah-Barbera cartoon, and I think it is Flintstones? Incorrect. That's a really good guess.

It is a very good guess. Scott? The other one that are... Oh, yeah, give me two seconds to try to get more. Oh. Um, a speed racer. Speed racer? Yeah. Incorrect.

Oh! Dude, I thought that was it. Oh, wow. It's a good guess. Very good guess. You were actually just talking about this with Carter on the Monday show. Yeah? Oh, is it one of those anime's?

Here's a longer one. Oh, now I know. What's wrong with me? It's California. Cowboy Bebop, dude. Cowboy Bebop. Tank. Damn it.

Wow. Damn it. Well, I would say that's definitely, you could have given me 12 seconds of that and I would not have gotten it because I've never seen Cowboy Bebaw. I love Cowboy Bebub. I will say this, Brian. Even if you haven't seen that, you need to listen to that song because it is one of, bar none, just not even themes. It is one of the best songs. Yeah, I am loving just the vibe of it.

Like, that's a modern, like, that's done recently to sound like. it's from the 60s. Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, the anime was, what, 98 or something? Yeah, I think 98. Something like that, yeah. It's so good. Actually, you should watch that sometime when you got a minute.

It's great. It's a great series. I'll send you that song, though, Brian. You can listen to that real, real good. Yeah, appreciate that. All right. All right. Round four is a TV series,

and I'm going to give you titles to episodes of this TV series. Oh, I love it. Okay. Cool. titles to his TV series Brian you're going to start our bidding okay because I know that there are some that follow a very specific format but I know there are also some where they don't

and you just have to get it from the from knowing what that episode is so I'm going to go with the little safety net of three three okay I'll have to be brave here because I'm losing Uh, two. I'll do it in two.

Two, all right. I am not going to go for one. I am not feeling that brave. Scott, name that TV series. Okay. All right. Here we go. Uh, two titles are The Weekend and Hotel. These are episode titles? These are episode titles. The Weekend and Hotel. The weekend.

I will say again, Scott, this is one that I feel like is geared a little bit more towards you. Geared towards me. The weekend. Or at least you would have seen this. The hotel. Okay. All right. Those aren't quirky enough for the way the Simpsons did it.

Those were always like puns. They were always punny. Yeah. Yep. But. The crust man always rings twice. or something like that. Yeah, stuff like that. Oh, well, you didn't

say it was animated. I didn't say it was not animated. I didn't say it was animated. Oh, I know what this is. The hotel, the doves that die. It's Seinfeld. No? Incorrect. Shit! Seinfelds was always the

blank. Like, it would have been, you know, the hotel. You're right, dude. You're right. Shit. All right. Brian, you get one more episode title. All right. And that is Takeaway. And can you give me all three again, please?

Hotel, Takeaway, and... The weekend. The weekend. I just picture James Bond saying that on S&L. Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend. The weekend. I know it wasn't Christopher Walken, but I wanted to be. The weekend, hotel, and takeaway.

Is it what we do in the shadows? Just throwing out. Incorrect. The reason that I said this was a little bit more geared towards Scott is he has talked about this show a lot, and that was Bluey. Oh, man, I should have stayed animated and really thought about it. Again, you could have given me 23 titles. I've seen one episode of Bluey because somebody said,

said you've got to watch this episode. It made me cry. And it was beautiful. I loved it, but I haven't watched any sense. So you should, you know, if you just said a keepy upy or, uh, what's one of those other one? I would have totally nailed this, but those two are hard. Bluey goes to get prezies. That might have given it to you. Yeah, yeah. Having Bluey in the name always helps. And, uh, bluey gets a meat pie. Damn, dude. That was a hard one. But I clearly were animation is our, is our theme, right? Yeah. Seems like it.

So it does seem like it, doesn't it? Yeah. All right. And our final round, round five, Scott, you are going to start our bidding for this one. Okay. This is a series, not necessarily a television series, but a series of movies. Okay. And I'm going to give you some characters that appear in this series.

Okay. And you start the bidding. You start the bidding, Scott. A number of characters. I mean, I have to go hard here. Go hard. Four. Four.

Four. I'm not going to call his bluff this time, but I will make it tougher for him and say three. I'll do it in two. Yep. Okay. Scott, here are your two characters. This one, this one's a little tougher, but I still feel like it's getable. I have faith in you, Scott.

I do, too. Barely. I have a little faith. the farmer Sean oh Sean the sheep okay Sean the sheep

that is correct yeah a little Ardman action there yeah I love Sean the sheep it's great it's so weird because it's a very very non-spoken show it's mostly visual

gags and stuff and it's fan friectastic oh you know what that makes me feel good even though I think I still lose right you still won the day Did I win the day? I did? Oh, yeah.

The only one I got was Pixar. Oh, that's right. Okay, I'm ahead. This whole time I'm doom-scrolling myself thinking I'm terrible. I didn't realize I was winning. All right. Awesome. Yay.

That you clawed back some respectability here and finish the year. Six to five in favor of Brian. Well done. Well fought. Sure. You gave me a run for my money, sir. Did you want us to do? Did you have the, you always have a tiebreaker?

Did you want us to burn that one since we're here? I did not have a tiebreaker this time. And the reason for that was, so you nailed it with animation being the theme, specifically different styles, because we had a 3D animation in Pixar. We had an animated feature, 2D. We had animated series, anime, and claymation, stop motion.

That's great because you, you, that's a good way to do it because you put me down a road at the first where I was thinking Disney and Pixar, and that messed me up. Like that made me, that's good. That's what you want this to do, right? You want to stumble on the theme a little bit. You want to kind of lead us down one path and then yank the rug right out from under us when we think we've got it. Yeah.

I will say that I can't take full credit for this one. This was actually submitted to me. Siren X sent in and said, hey, this would be a great topic to do. That's very nice, Siranex. Here's some ideas. And, you know, if anybody does have ideas for quizzes you want, I'm always open to suggestions too. So you can DM me on Discord or. or email or whatever with ideas.

But because of that, I didn't have a tiebreaker that really that I could do to fit in with this one. Right. So. Well, tell us more about where you're at next with your show, what you haven't seen. Or where you. Yeah. So I'm closing in on, so I just recorded an episode showing somebody, funny enough, black sheep. Oh.

Keeping on the sheep theme from 2006. David, Spade, Chris Farley. Oh, good. Okay. No, the 2006 New Zealand horror comedy, which if you haven't seen it, is fantastic. It is absolutely bonkers off the wall. It is early Peter Jackson style, like kind of splatterfest type movie about zombie mutant wear sheep. Yeah.

One of my favorite subjects. Very specific kind of thing. In the pantheon of zombie mutant wear sheep movies, it's the best one. It's the best. Sure. Yeah, can't argue with that. I like that. Well, excellent. That's awesome. It's a great show. You guys should check it out. And TV's Travis is also just a good follow on all the stuff. He's on Blue Sky now. He's a part of our mega packs that we have there. I've been doing movies that inspired me or stuck with me, one a day, which has been fun. Just no reason behind it. Just, hey, this is a movie I really like. I've been throwing those on Blue Sky. Also, I do want to mention, I'm coming up on my 300th episode of What You Haven't seen. Good Lord. Cool. Congratulations. I think that makes you a proper podcaster at this point. You know what I mean?

I think so. Yeah. If you can get past, we used to say 100, but I think the new line's like 250. You get past that. I think the new line is like 50. Because I think COVID really brought that number down as like everybody's stuck at home. Like, I'm going to do a podcast. It's going to be hilarious.

Okay, welcome to show five. This will be my last episode. Yeah, a good point. But I think it's a great show. People really should check it out. So do that. have a fantastic Christmas we'll see you in 2025 I guess apparently and that'll be fun because we'll be tested again our might will be tested one more time everything will the clock will be reset

and yeah yeah we'll stay out of trouble we'll see you soon I can't say kiss my butt to him because I don't you know I don't want to do that to the poor guy no don't see don't see that no oh my gosh okay a couple of quick a couple quick more things nothing major here but we got a note a text from somebody who, I don't think they left their name, they did not. About hunting and school outages, you and I were sort of marveling at the idea that you could get a week off of school for hunting season. Yeah, get a whole week off for hunting

season. This guy says, just listen to the deer hunting conversation. I grew up in Pensatucky, and we definitely got the Monday after Thanksgiving off for the first day of hunting season. Love the new travel mug, by the way. Thanks, I'm glad you got yours. So just that Monday. But I've been hearing that from a few places like,

oh yeah, we'd always get at least two days we had a Monday offer, we did the whole week or whatever, but somebody, there was always, in parts of the country, there's always something about hunting season that y'all got to take school off for them. We just didn't have that, man. All we had was skipping school to do hunting. That happened a lot.

There was no specific Colorado. You guys got Utah day off, though, right? That's true. Yeah, we, I can't think of another, I can't think of a holiday that we got in Colorado that everybody wouldn't have just gotten everywhere else. Yeah. It was just, it was all President's Day.

and Memorial Day and Labor Day and all that stuff, but never... Well, now that I think about it, Utah, well, Pioneer Day is in July, so that wouldn't be during the year. Oh, no, that would have been out of school season, yeah. I'm trying to think if there's any other day. Yeah, maybe we're like, I think we're like you. I don't think we have any school-related holidays outside of that. I'm not saying we don't want them. I'm not saying kids don't need a little extra time off.

We're pro-kids here on the show. We think you guys are great. Pro kids. We believe the children of the future. If you teach them well, you can pretty much let them lead the way. Great. That's great. Too funny. I just heard that song this morning, and I'm not kidding. Of course you did. It's so bizarre. It's very bizarre. It's a little weird synchronization. I have this Gen X playlist that I listen to sometimes, and it's full of just great stuff from the mid-70s all the way up to the early aughts. And that was one of the songs I heard this morning. I think it's more likely that just we talk about so much crap on.

this show that at some point during every episode, I'm going to touch on something that happened to you in the last 24 hours. Yeah, I think that's probably true. We got a numbers issue going on. Although I don't know. The News of the World album cover feels like a pretty... That was very, very specific. That was legitimately

weird. Like, I had chills from it. I went, how was he talking about that album cover? The day I held it in my hands, how is that possible? And I haven't looked at that album cover in 20, 30 years. Right, right. Jacked up. Anyway, A quick reminder, not that you won't hear this again because you will tomorrow.

But on Thursday this week, Wendy's out. She's got travel to Chicago. We're doing a call now. And call nows are fun. We'll take some live callers. However, we want to try something a little different this time. Brian had this great idea where we take some pre-calls. And that means we can get people who can't be here live.

So call the hotline, leave us a message. Mention that it's for Call Now. TMS Call Now. And then we'll play it. Because with Core Call Now or Monday show. Or any other's show. I don't even, I don't know if I use it anymore. Did you settle on Mort?

I like Mort. Mort's pretty good, right? I like Mort as well. M or G. Yeah, and then we can do Tuesdays all the time. It'll become Mortor. Mortarwa. Then before you know it, it's just a big conglomeration of day letters.

Mortor, word, or fort. Fortis. Something like that. Anyway, send him in early and then we'll have these lined up. that way people who can't be here live and call like we get we have some regulars a call all the time or at least try to i'd love to have some new fresh voices in there so you can be part of our call now you know and we will and i i i won't speak for scott on this but no matter what you ask i will answer honestly 100% i won't be like shifty like uh it's a little

personal yeah or or i you don't want to know that that whatever well what if they ask about that I think I'm really just, I, I'm just setting myself up for, for, what if they ask you about your fourth nipple? Are you going to talk about it? Oh, I'll be honest about the fourth one. It's the third one I make up stories about it. Oh, yeah, that one. But I'll tell you right now, it's four inches long. Oh, my gosh.

Which is why I'm, yeah. And it has a little curl like a pig's tail. Yeah, it's how you push your elevator buttons in an elevator. You're back up. It is. It totally is, yes. And if I hold my breath, bing, I can get it to it straight up. Speaking of which, the most, I have to say one of the most, there are two awkward moments on film.

One is a TV show. One is a movie that will always drive actual anxiety in me. And here they are. But you brought up one that reminded me of it. One of them is Kevin on the office dumping his chili all over the four year of the office. That is really, really hard for me to watch. Just really. Really?

Oh, that's funny. Just can't. I don't know what it. I mean, I'll watch it. But it does what it was meant to do, which is make me very squarely. I'm just like, oh my gosh, can you imagine the cleanup? Like, it just really bugs me. And then we were watching Elf with Van the other day.

And the scene where Will Farrell's in the elevator trying to go see his dad for the first time. And he just starts doing this to the buttons. Oh, my God. Like a Christmas tree. Yeah. And the guy in there can't get to his... I hate that.

Oh, I hate it so much. See, it's... But you just get out at the next floor and use one of the other elevators. There's nothing, you know. That's a good point. You're not trapped in there, right? You can get out. When you were saying, like, the most awkward, uncomfortable moments in film,

I was thinking like, oh, probably anything from salt burn or, and I'm not going to use this as a recommendal, but I'm going to talk about it for a second. Maybe I'll mention it, but in recommendals. I don't know if I, I think I recommend it, but I would say they have a trigger warning title screen, Amazon does before you watch it Amazon MGM and heed that warning but the movie is

blink twice with Channing Tatum Gina Davis, Christian Slater Kyle McLaughlin It's like new thing, new-ish brand new, came out this year Oh, and You heard of this twice

It's directed by Zoe Kravitz And Tina I both thought it was excellent but it is I would say you know

poor things what's the guy Lanthromos that level of not that level of weird more like get out levels of horror

and a slight Lanthromos kind of feel to the uncomfortableness this is how I felt about Kinds of Kindness, his latest movie, and I was like... Yes, that's what I was thinking. Kinds of Kindness, Not Poor Things.

Kinds of Kindness, Weirdness. Yeah, Kinds and Kindness is hard to recommend, even though I recommend it. Yes. It's on... So if you signed up for MGM Plus to watch From, it's... Blink Twice is showing there, so watch it before your MGM Plus subscription ends. Yeah, I didn't realize that that was an exclusive to those guys. Yeah, there it is.

Yeah, because I canceled mine as soon as... I think a couple weeks before the finale of From, and so it's about to end. And I'm like, oh, yep, going to watch as much on MGM Plus as I can before that disappears. Yeah, I did the same. I think I have till the 21st or something. So I may squeeze this in because I do like that. I really like Zoe Kravitz, not just because she's one of Immorten Joe's wives. Okay, everybody, it's not just because of that.

Oh, now that you say it, I know why now. Yeah, but I like her for a lot of reasons. That's just one of them. This, this has, you know, it's 75% tomato meter, 70% popcorn meter. So it's up there, and it's good. But, man, there's a scene in there that is. A little shocking. Uncomfortable?

A little shocking, yeah. Do you think Zoe Kravitz knows that her IMD photo is perhaps more revealing than she was aware of when it was taken? So you can't tell here, but if I blow it up, a little bit of the old, uh, A little bit of the old nipple It's like the Elaine Christmas card Yeah Yeah a little bit

A little bit And then Jerry going It's just a brown protuberance Yeah Oh my gosh That's really funny Anyway I just haven't seen that before

On IMDB IMDB is usually Yeah no usually Yeah And for people Like the race is like Really Scott I can't help but notice

The woman who got famously got The shotgun And the hoo-Haw And Angel Heart That's right Don't forget. Never forget.

That's an important moment to never forget. Yes. Anyway, and Morton Joe's one of his best wives, to be honest. She was great. She's the best. We really liked her. All right, that is it. So just wanted to prep you guys.

Send us those calls early. 801-471-0-462. That's what we were going with that. Yeah, the whole point was to call the hotline and leave that message so we can have you for call now when we don't normally have you and we'll take as many as you can send. and if we run out of time, we'll still have them for future things. So just get them coming in. Again, that's 801-471-0462.

All else can be found at frogpants.com slash TMS. Brian, let's get out of here with a music selection. Do you got one there? Yes, I do. Sorry, I'm typing old Zoomy Fingers Johnson in the chat. Somebody says, Mr. Pinchin Zoom, Icor. No, no, it's old Zumi Fingers Johnson is the nickname. Yeah, no, you got to get it right.

Come on now. Get it right, please. All right, this is one from last month that I know. never got to and I'm getting to it now. Rob Blander wrote in and said, hey team, my wife Teresa's birthday is coming up and she is a huge fan of both TMS and Billy Joel. Vienna Celetra and though and through the long night are her favorite songs and I'd love to request a cover of one of them for her. Love the show though, signed Rob Blander. Well, Rob, we're going with your first one here. Vienna, one of, one of Billy Joel's best songs. I love Vienna and this one

comes from a 2019 another quirky TV show that starred Dear Evan Hanson's Ben Platt called The Politician, where he played a very... Sorry. A very awkward and weird guy running for a school president, class

president. It's very, very bizarre. But it's good. It's weird and good. It's on Netflix. It came out in 2019 and he featured Ben Platt actually singing this song. He's an incredible singer. Here's Ben Platt and his cover of Billy Joel's, Vienna. See you guys tomorrow.

Slow down, you're crazy child. You're so ambitious for a juvenile. But then if you're so smart, then tell me why are you still so afraid? Where's the fire What's the hurry about You better cool it off Before you're burning out You got so much to do

And only so many hours in a day But you know that when the truth is told That you can get what you want Or you can just get old You're gonna kick off Before you even get halfway through. When will you realize

being in a ways for you? Slow down, you're doing fine. You can't be everything you want to be before your time. I'm old so romantic on the borderline tonight, tonight. Too bad, but it's the life you leave. ahead of yourself that you forgot what you need though you can see when you're wrong you know you can't always see you when you're right you're right you got your pleasure you got your

pride but don't you know that only fools are satisfied you dream on but don't imagine it'll all come true when will you realize yet away for you Slod down your grave your child take the phone on the hook and disappear for a while It's all right you can afford to lose it. a day or two When will you realize It waits for you

Oh And you know that when the truth is told You can get what you want Or you can just get old You're gonna kick off before you even get halfway through Why don't you realize Yeah, no waits for you. When will you realize?

Yeah, no waits for you. Those pants are made for froggin. If you know what I mean. I, I actually don't. Frogpants.com. No knobs or gadgets in sight.