The Morning Stream - TMS 2793: Scraping Virginia

Episode Date: March 13, 2025

Hurts More Than the Yank. One pull per nostril. You Get NO Ooga, NO Chaka & NO Lt Yar! Yank It Out Wax Deal. Froggy Peen. A Moment Of Silence For Clare. Getting the Light at both ends. It's Neither A Pap Nor A Smear... DISCUSS! Men are wusses, women are awesome. The moment I said COW! Manipulabubble. Can't talk, more coffee. In the name of 2025. Yank it and be done the first time! LEAVE RICK ASTLEY ALONE and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Claire. Getting the light at both ends. It's neither a pap nor a smear. Discuss. Men are wusses. Women are awesome. The moment I said cow. Manipulable. Can't talk. More coffee. In the name of 2025. Yank it and be done the first time. Leave Rick Astley alone.

And more on this episode of The Morning Stream. 87% pure. As lethal as a cyanide pellet. Yehah! The morning stream looks like we missed the party. Well, hello, I'm muted. Hi, everybody. Welcome back to TMS.

It is the morning stream for Thursday, March 13th, 2025. I'm Scott Johnson. That is Brian. a bit, good morning. Good morning to you, Mr. Johnson. Good morning. Yeah, we're here. We're doing stuff.

Guess what, though? I want to do just a quick little quiz with you. This is an audio quiz, Brian. At the top of the show, I played this. I-ha! Guess where that's from? Guess that clip. Well, that sounds like James Hung.

I'm going to guess that that's from Avatar last, Airbender. All right. Let's play it again. E-ha! Is that the correct answer? No. Any other guesses?

I'll play it one more time. No other guesses. I mean, you're not wrong that I, if I was, if this was me, 100% what it's at James Hong. Well, yeah, basing that on, you know, you, you knowing me that I'm watching, God, I'm loving, I'm loving the multi-story arcs in, or the multi-episode story arcs in season two where it's like, you know, you know, No, oh no, they took Appa, and they're in the desert, and how are they going to find him, and all that stuff. Sure. Well, that's true. You are watching that.

I'm watching that and lovin'n it. Loving it. It's real good. Well, a lot of people are saying crimson. Oh, no, Oz is saying Crimson Tide. King of the Hill, people are saying. Give me one more play of it. Okay.

I-ha! It does sound a lot like Con Jr. or Con Senior in King of the Hill, but it's not. It totally does. I'm going to go off the board. and say that it is what's his face junior riding the missile in Dr. Strange Love

or how I learned to stop worrying about and love the bomb. Let's find out if it's him. Nope. I know 100% it's not. So I don't know, let's see who said it in the chat. That is Gene Hackman in Crimson Tide. Oh, is it really? Yeah.

It's a weirdest... I mean, he's trying to explain... That is so freaking weird. He's trying to explain something And I can't remember the context, but it threw me so hard to hear him do that. And I just went, well, I'm capturing that shit. That's stupid. That's really dumb.

The, uh, Tina and I watched, really, I watched while Tina, uh, played wordle and connections and read Facebook on her phone and laptop, um, I watched, uh, under suspicion last night. I'm not going to say, I'm not going to, because I want to save it all for film sack. I don't want to spill any of my candy in the lobby, but, uh, yeah. you got thoughts i'm just gonna tell you that i watched it okay and i can't wait to talk about it oh boy i'm nervous now yeah yeah yeah i mean like well yeah i guess that's all we can say i don't know i don't know about it because i'm already coming into it a little bit shell shock because i thought it was clean eastwood making it and it's not some other dude yeah and that other dude i can tell you that it it makes me a little

angry or made me a little angry interesting okay okay i'll have to see it then i'll probably see it night and then I will try to guess as to what you said and then and then Saturday we'll all get together and then this is going to really come together and actually officially talking about it's it's the whole reason like you know a couple of years ago I said because in our let people people know out there that we have actually we actually have can't talk more coffee have a film sac chat where it's just you me and Brian and Randy and we would talk about what we watched and I always said like hey hey save this don't don't even say if you liked it or not save it for saturday yeah and I I break rule number one all the time yeah we all do we all do

yeah I break it with gifts usually that's how I do it yeah I like dumb gifts or just like a simple like who this movie yeah can't wait to talk to you all about it Saturday yeah kind of again all that candy spilled early but uh Monica asks is this the Kevin Costner one no that is no way out that's no way out and if you haven't seen if you haven't seen No Way Out, it's a one where him and Blade Runner Lady get it on in the back of the limo Yeah

Gene Hackman is in that but plays the vice president I think I think that's right yeah That's a good movie, no way out, it's good. It's a really good movie Yeah, I like it. You don't get any yehaws in there But it's really good still Yehah! Yeha! Yehah! Rest and peace

So James Hong like A side fell far Yeah-ha! Yeha! It really is. We are noodle folk. Anyway, Hey, you guys got some stuff here for you.

I got a, oh, man, I got a beefy question for you here, Brian. Ooh, all right. I've been, this has been bugging me since the day I went in, and I forgot to do it when I was telling you the recap. But one more trip to memory lane for my colonoscopy, and I have a question. When I walked in, they had a reception area, and it had a bunch of information.

like you have, cards, pens, they look back there, they've got a printer and all that. Your co-pay, co-insurance or deductible is expected at the time of service, blah, blah, blah. But also, out on the counter, for those of this listening and not seeing this, they have, one, two, three, four. There's more than this.

I only just showed a little bit of us trying to be, I was trying to be inconspicuous with the camera and a HIPAA, you know, place. But this counter's covered in brand new ice scrapers for your car. Yes. Is that their logo? That's their logo on there, right? I think so.

zoom in and make sure. I think it says granite something, yep, granite. Yeah, granite's the name of the, the Granite Parks, something. Granite peaks. Yeah. And this swag. Yeah, I guess so, but in a, I mean, what are they saying to me in a colonoscopy place

having a big scraper in there? It's scary. I don't like it. Well, it's a very, it feels like someone kind of did a little, a little. They said, let's do ice scrapers. Yeah. Yeah. It's very odd.

thought would you prefer it was chocolates i mean i remember those anus ones we had on the we showed them on the show before they looked like a little chocolate anuses yeah uh no but it would have seemed more in line with the place it would have been less subtle than the scrapers and not as useful you know i would grab one of those and be like awesome i i need a good scraper for my car i've got one that has a scraper but no brush uh yeah this would be good and also that's the funny thing about these these scrapers is I couldn't tell if they're just, you're supposed to just take them? Or am I supposed to pay for these?

They didn't say, oh, help yourself to a scraper or anything like that? No, no. But also that would have been amazing if they had said, all right, fill out your paperwork. We got that. You're looking good here. All right, make sure take one of these scrapers. Like, what a odd thing. Exactly. Yeah. I thought it was really weird. I took a picture

of it and Kim goes, she nudges me at the elbow and goes, can't take pictures in here. She says. No, can't take video in here, Kim. yeah it's not it's not pictures this video and i said look these are freaking ice scrapers in a in a in a but hole checker place and she's like i know but don't take pictures if someone's going to get mad at us i'm like you're probably right that's awesome i snuck it out anyway i don't know what to make that uh maybe i don't know i don't know why they had these i don't have a good answer

it's way it's you know like they pulled up the four imprint catalog and said uh yeah we've done fanny packs we've done water bottles how about scrapers cool all right right, good. I'll bet you they did it without even thinking about kind of the loose tangential thread to working in the colonoscopy place and having a scraper. Probably. They were just like, if they did pap smears. I don't know how those work. How do you get your smear pap to like what is what I actually, do we even want to know this how this works? Scraping of like the cells and the inside, just checking for cancerous cells and stuff. So they scrape a few cells in your in your Virginia. Is that where they get it?

Yeah. Okay. Exactly. So that's the pap. Yeah. It's neither a pap nor a smear. Discuss. Discuss.

Oh, it's a cervix scraping. All right. And they don't give you guys any kind of like, Carter and I were talking about this. Men are wusses. Women are amazing because they go into these appointments they have. And they go in there. They get into the Virginia there.

And they do like pinching. it and take like snipping a hunk of it off to go test it later or whatever they do and they don't give you any kind of pain anything they just say here you go in your most vulnerable position with your legs up on a thing oh man that sucks i don't know why we do that to women it's because men are in charge that's the deal that's exactly right um all right jim jensen not to be confused with jim i'll tell you one really really quick that kind of plays off of that so the other day i go in for my um i go and i get my nose waxed everyone once in a while. I get the, you know, the hairs closer to the front of my nose taken out because

it's quick, it's easy, and I like the place, and they're very friendly there. I know that the hairs in the back are the ones that protect your, you know, from inhaling, uh, bacterian disease and stuff like that, but whatever, I get the front ones done. Yeah. Anyway, um, I go in there and, uh, um, the woman who does it, I think I've, which I've definitely had her before because she remember that I do podcasting and stuff like that she's like oh how's the podcast doing I'm like oh my god you've got a good memory and I wanted to say well I know you've been looking at assholes all day but I'm apparently I'm not gonna stop that trend no now here I am some phrase like that but I didn't I just kept you know sure yeah tempting though right

workshopping the joke yeah and yeah it's tempting to do that with your with your caregivers yeah I can't help it so here's so here's my question though yes Um, the nose hair thing. Yeah. Why is it in the year 2025 of our Lord 2025? Uh-huh. Our Lord is 2025. Lord 2025.

And the name of 2025. Why is it that mankind has yet to develop a nose hair trimmer that's any effing good? Yeah, exactly. I've got one that, that seriously, you know, you try and do the, and then you look and you look it's like nope missed everything they're terrible i've tried a bunch i tried an expensive one it still sucks they suck yeah here's what they need to develop they need to develop one that that expands gently to the outside edge of your nostril so that you're not like poking it like a dude

you know with a hand mixer and a thing of cookie batter that's what it's like to be like yeah have it go in there and go, yeah, yeah, and do it in a way that isn't going to harm you physically that will just remove your, your sticky outies, the stuff you just need to get rid of. Exactly, just the, yeah, right. These don't exist. And you can get them from the best place who says, we are the world's finest nose trimmer.

Right, right. Might as well buy one from Timo. Yeah. Might as well, because you're going to go down to five or more, or what's it called, five over, five, over five below, five below, go to five below. and grab yourself one of those because they're just as good, man. They suck ass. They're terrible.

They really do. Yeah. They don't even do that. I mean, my sister might. It'd be useful at least if they did that, but they don't do that. When you go in for it, though, is it a wax, like yank it out wax deal? Is that the deal? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And there's, I usually don't pick who I want to have, do it to me because then it's like, oh, well, then, yeah, she's not working today. So it'll be Thursday before you can come in Or it'll be next week or whatever So I'm like, I'll just take whoever's available Because I want it done, I want it done now I'm in and out of there in five minutes, it doesn't matter But one woman is like the master at this And I can't remember her name

But she she's able to get Just about everything in one pole per nostril The woman I had this last time I think she did like six per nostrils six pulls. It's like flabotomous. And it only hurts for like a split second. Yeah. It's like, oh, okay, I'm fine now. It's like phlebotomists who don't do, who can do the needle really well, you know? Yes, exactly. It's like, yeah, I want, and it'd be great if I could remember her name, but it was like, yeah, just get it done. Yeah, yank it and be done the first time. That's the perfect scenario for do it right once.

Exactly. That is exactly right. Yes. I'd rather take your time and get 90%. scent of the hairs and if you have to do a little follow-up one where it's like oh we missed this guy right here point great yeah but but six times of like and then she squeezes my nostril like she puts the wax in there and she goes oh gosh he squeezes both nostrils really tight and it's like that that's that kind of hurts actually that part hurts more than the i uh so couple couple things i had my sister-in-law do it once don't ever do that don't have family do it um i trust Kim, I guess, but her sister was terrible at it. She put them up my nose. She may hear this.

So, Sarah, if you're listening, how you're doing? Second of all, when she did it, we did all the things you're supposed to do. I don't even know if I blame her, because it was something's wrong with the wax or something, but the sticks were up there. We were going to do this all at home, ready to roll. Time had passed for it to solidify or do

whatever it does. And she goes, all right, now all you have to do is just, you know, close your eyes, relax, and I'm just going to one yank. And I have video of this somewhere. She pulls it and it just stayed. go out it was just like and then she yanked again her hand slipped it past the stick it sucked but then okay here's my other thing jeanie says just use some some some scissors and trim it here's the problem genie i have this unreasonable unfounded fear that if i put a pair of yeah

if i put a pair of scissors up my nose somebody from behind me is going to walk by and tap me on the back of the head it is it is everything your parents told you not to do in one movement putting sharp scissors up your nose it feels like you know oh running with scissors putting stuff in your nose like all of these things all in one yeah all in one don't do it yeah why would you yeah I can't I can't do it I just freaky me out putting sharp shit up your nose all right speaking of sharp shit Jim Jensen local listener awesome dude always a very kind hearted wonderful guy him and robin are some of our favorite people in the world and he says I'm hosed on those meat pies and here's why he says he sent us

semester says those meat pies that I remember locally was somebody called Morrison Meat Pies and I think he's right that name is ringing a bell he says they are no longer in business now the good news is the stuff we did see yesterday's show or maybe the day before I don't remember

those were the meat pie they were essentially the structure and the content of what I'm talking about yeah they're just not the brand that you remember yeah I think I'm okay doing that so I will try to track those down but he's right it is a sad day for everybody Morrison out

Jim Morrison Out Jim Morrison OD'd And these guys said that's it We can't do this anymore And that was the end of that So thank you for that We also got a 3D question from Charlie

Who says Hello my co-worker is starting To do 3D printing stuff And I just can't remember What program Brian uses to model stuff in Thank you Brian what do you use Oh well thank you Charlie For writing in

I use a program called Shaper 3D S-H-A-P-R so no E, shape or 3D. And what I like about this is that it's the only modeler that works across desktop and iPad. So I can use my Apple Pencil and my iPad. And right when I'm thinking of something that I want to model, I can do it while I'm sitting on the couch watching TV as opposed to saying, oh, I better remember what I want to do.

I can actually start. And I can get, like, you can be super duper precise down the millimeter using your iPad and pencil and typing in the numbers and all that stuff. Really, really good. There's a free version of it. You get two designs at a time and nothing's stopping you from exporting those designs and having two more designs, you know. And basically just kind of continue the free plan. I do the pro plan, which is. not the price that they have on their site.

I did it during Black Friday, so it's half that price. But it is, you know, but roughly, for me, roughly like $10 to $15 a month. Oh, worth it if you're doing a lot of that stuff. Totally, totally worth it. And I love the interface. It's got, what's it called? Basically, it keeps your history on one side of the screen so that you can, can jump back to a particular point in your design, change something, and automatically change

everything that that relates to. So like, let's say you draw a circle, you create a cylinder, you punch a hole in the cylinder, you do all that, and then you realize, oh, I didn't make the cylinder big enough, you can enlarge the cylinder, go back to that level in the history, enlarge just the cylinder, and it'll keep all the other things you've done to it. Oh, I like that. So non-destructive, basically non-destructive mixed with like, almost like time travel. You can go back and Exactly. Yeah. That's cool.

Unlike time travel movies, you can go back, change something, then go back to the same future. And only that thing will have changed. That reminds me. I've had this conversation twice this week, and I'm going to bring it up here. And you're a time travel guy, or at least you're critical of how it's done a movie so that you'll be perfect. Or I might be a time travel guy, and I just don't tell anybody. Yeah, of course. This could all be a cover.

It's one of the rules of time travel. Yeah, it could all be a cover. Just don't shoot Bruce, Bruce Willis or make him disappear. So his gun stays. I won't touch Ron Silver either. Yeah, don't do that either. Purple goo is no good for anybody. So here's the deal.

Somebody said, and I have not been able to shake it, it was in a TikTok video or something I was watching late at night, and maybe that was the problem, it was late at night. But I heard this thing where he says, time doesn't exist, some scientist guy. And the guy, the host is like, what are you talking about? It's ridiculous.

He says, we have defined time to be a thing that, but really it's just to help us understand what's the difference between you and your five and then you and you're 20 or what's the difference between when you bought a thing and then later when you sold the thing we we've created a construct of time you've had it for 10 years and then you sold it or you've been alive for 20 or whatever it is he says we made that up he says the truth of it is there is no such thing as time and he says well okay I'll bite and then he explains it and here's the basic I'm very much paraphrasing but the basic thing was you've you

you can't visit the past and you can't visit the future all you ever have is this moment that's literally over the second I say it or if I say the word cow cow it's over

the moment that I said cow is gone right Bobby in the chat he is it's good for him and you know what Bobby next time you're on let's bring it up again because this is interesting

so the concept is you only ever have a moment and you could you can make the argument that well okay something in the universe has elapsed we have there has been a period of time but the the way you can compress it with light speed decompress it in other ways like time is time is relative uh that's proven so right so since it's so manipulable bull it's not a great way of saying that that's terrible pronunciation of that word that the only time the only thing that actually exists is the very second that or the very moment not even a second the moment that is you are in right now the present because there is no there is no past you can go to and there is no for there is no future you can go to you're just

at the point you're at that thing right this was his concept and all i could do is think about it since he talked about i've just been in my head the whole time no it's and it's a thing that that you know I've heard in other places, too. I mean, even Quantum Leap talked about how time isn't really so much a string, a long string, it's a wadded up ball of string that you're experiencing all at the same time. And your memories and your past and your future, all that is just in that really tight little ball of string. Sure. But it's all just semantics.

Like if I say A, B, something has elapsed between when I said A and B, and B, and we call it time, but it doesn't have to be called that or experienced like that. Yeah. And his point, and that's a great way of saying it, his point was that we just say something elapsed. Right. Did something really elapsed between A and B? What happened is there were... All we're doing is we're saying B with the memory that A happened. Right. Memory is what gives us time. It gives us time in the past anyway. So anyway, it just kind of got under my skin and it's been joined. frog head wings, it wouldn't bump its butt

hopping. Oh, listen, I like me some Southern wisdom. Let's do it. That's right. I actually really do. Yeah, I do too. So, yeah, yeah.

No, I like that. I like that. And I do hope we can get Bobby on in a couple weeks to explain. We've got Stephen Monday, but Bobby the following Monday, it'd be great to have him to kind of talk about this.

Even if it's for a moment, ha, before he talks about it, a real subject. One last thing, Shaper, two last things. Shaper 3D is free for students and educators. So if you have a .edu email address, I think you can get it free.

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Look how he goes. Why would you want that? He and I had the wildest back and forth last night on techs because he had put off seeing Furiosa until last night. Oh, wow. Okay. So he's like, I guess what I'm doing tonight. I don't know. It took me so long. Oh, sweet. Have a good time. You're going to really enjoy it.

And then we got done. He's like, I want to build this car. I want to make this thing. I want to make that. And he's showing me like pictures he took of the screen. Like one of the, one of the vehicles and all that. I can so much in that that. Yeah, that he'd want to make. Yeah. And he's like, oh my gosh, Hemsworth crazy. And this and that. It was a fun. It's fun to experience my love of that world again through other people's eyeballs. So Bill, if you're listening, that was fun. Thanks for that.

Yeah. Brian, what else we got here? Oh, man, lots of the top, top heavy front part of the show. I know, exactly. We may not get news and you'll be happy with that. Yeah, you'll be fine with it. We might get a story or two, but let's see what happens. Stan wrote in on laxed animal laws.

I made the point that Missouri maybe was the most laxed. And I'm basing, I have to admit, I'm basing most of that on that ape documentary and the one about the Tiger King guy. Oh, right, sure. Because in both those cases, they were about Missouri zoos, having way less restrictions, exotic animals were fine for everybody to have them, that kind of thing. And I'll admit, without much knowledge, I just assumed that Missouri was the place you could do this and nowhere else was nearly as easy. Here's what he says.

I have heard you say more than once that Missouri has the easiest animal laws. Actually, if you go by animal rights laws, Utah is 44 worse than Missouri, or sorry, 44 worse than Missouri at 37. Okay. So we're 44th in the country. Missouri is 37. So Utah's worse. Okay. This is what he says.

Now, when he says writes, that obviously I'd find out what that defines as. It doesn't sound good. But, um, no. There's a link here. You wrote the thing about animal laws. Well, it's all fun in games until they clamp down on their jaws. That's right.

Tears long cold. I'm wondering why her got out of bed at all. I love that song. That song's great. And there's a great song. And there's no Uga Chuka. There's no Uga Chucky. There's no Ogochuk.

in it, by the way, to everybody who keeps telling me Uga Chaka is the best part of that other song that we've been talking about. And I disagree. I freaking hate it. Uga Chaka. Really? It means it's such an odd thing. It's just a boring song without it. I mean, I'm not, you're not wrong, but it's like saying, you know, feelings is boring. So right in the middle of it, I'm going to have booga, booga, booga, ooga. Like, why? Why?

All right. Well, come on now. I mean, that's a little bit, that's a different, feelings is such a different kind of song than hooked on a feeling. I mean, it's got the same word. Okay, yeah, it's got the same word. Well, no, but I mean any song. Honestly, it doesn't matter of the example. You can say anything.

Who let the dogs out. Oga Chaka, Oga Chaka. Who let the dogs out? Okay, that kind of fits. That fits. Yeah. A shitty song deserves a shitty thing in the middle, you know. We built this city.

Oga Chaka, Oga Chaka. We built this city on Rock. Yeah. Yeah, put it in there. Put it in the starship. I agree with that. But take a song that's like, just thematically. Never going to Uga Chaka.

Never go to Uga Chaka. Why choose a sleep number smart bed? Can I make my sight softer? Can I make my site firmer? Can we sleep cooler? Sleep number does that. Cools up to eight times faster and lets you choose your ideal comfort on either side.

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And there's nothing. Any of these emails are going to do, change my mind. You guys are all nuts. It's bad. I hate it. I don't like that song. Oh, I love it. I think it's, uh, it gives that.

song a very unique character and no one, no one covering the song since, even though the original has, does not have any Uga Chaka, nobody covering it since, covers it without the Uchakaka. Yeah. And the Guardians of the Galaxy, when they get to the prison and they're kind of locked in there, that's the only song I want to hear. That's all. Oh, I don't mind hearing that song, but the minute they go Ugechaka.

Okay, I go, oh, okay. Because I think it's, that's what I'm saying about this song. I like that song a lot. I think that thing is gimmicky and weird. I don't know what my problem is. I'll admit it. I'm probably clearly in the minority, like most people seem to like it. I, you know, but it's obviously, all kidding aside, we can like what we like and don't

like what we don't like. And nobody can tell you you're wrong about your opinion. Yeah. But in this case, you're right. I'm just kidding. My kind of torture would be, you know how they always, like they'll have a terrorist camp? Yeah, that sort of thing. And they put on speakers and they just blare like death and death metal or whatever.

Somebody do that. Just put Uga Chuka on repeat. Forget about the rest of the song. Just do the Uga Chaka part. Oh my gosh. I would die. I would give all the information. Oh, fine.

I'll squeal like a pig. Here's who's in charge. I planted the bomb. Oh, for me, it's, hey, we're going to play the Black Eye P's album, Ella Funk. okay what do you need to know here's my they only have to threaten you with it

they don't even have to play it and you're going to give it all up oh no I remember the dancing baby thing hate that too and they used who could chuck up for that did they use it for

crazy frog also or was crazy frog something else I know that was huge in the UK and not quite as big out here but what was that the animated frog where you could see his peen that was the thing right could you see his pee?

Yeah, there was some, there was some frog craze where the frog was like a little wild. Oh, it was Axel F, okay. Axel F? Oh, you can see his peen. Look at that. Yeah, he's got a little doodle down there. What the heck is the deal with that? Really?

Yeah, I don't know if it ever got, I mean, I only ever saw it on the internet, so I don't think it was ever censored there. But maybe if it was like part of a TV thing or something, well, whatever. In Europe, they don't care about that stuff. So maybe his wiener was always out. Yeah. I just remember thinking it's an odd thing to do your little mascot, give him a little penis. It really is. By the way, Uga Chalk, it would probably improve that song, too.

Yeah, so that's another bad one. But you play for me, the six flags. Bip, Bip, Bha, Bha, da, da, da, bha, bha, bha, da, da, bha. I'm into that, I'm into that. I'm into that, but you put Uga Chukuk in the middle. We like the party. We like to party. Yeah, I like that song.

So I'm not, I'm not opposed to some garbage. I'm working, I'm working towards looking like the, the six flags guy, by the, Oh, you got a... You have to hunch over a little bit and get big glasses. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's to like him. I'm working on that. All right.

Let me know how that goes. You guys will see it first here on the show, I would... That's right. Yeah, you'll be coming to a TMS in 2035. Yeah. Brian will be the Six Flags Dancing. Oh, the part I didn't read from this dude. He says, you are talking about exotic animals here in four states have no restrictions.

Missouri requires a permit and or license. Utah is a little more restrictive on exotic animals. so you can't come and just have like a bengal tiger here but when it comes to like what you do with your pets i guess we're worse um i don't know what that i'd have to go look and i don't want to be depressed i'm not going to go look but um i know yeah take care of your animals is all i'm saying everybody yeah it's all we have it's all right claire called in i have i have to play it let's have a moment of silence moment of silence for claire uh no she well because Because if you're not silent, you won't be able to hear her because she speaks so quietly and demurely. Sure. But here she is talking about daylight savings. She has some thoughts. Here you go.

Hi, guys. It's Claire. I have opinions on the whole daylight savings thing, if you can believe. So, Brian, you mentioned that it was dark when you were going to orange theory and that stopped. But like, what does it matter? Because I know you guys don't have normal jobs and you sit in your basement or whatever. but also like would you not prefer it's dark in the morning when you're at work when you're doing mundane stuff and then it's brighter in the evening when you have your free time and you can go outside and you can go in the garden and you can go and walk

maybe it's just because I'm a woman and I'm always told that I have to stay inside when it's dark which when it's winter is from 4pm so you get home from work yeah I'm not working right now but still get home from work and it's dark and you're like shit I'm can't really walk the dog anywhere nice um even though i have a head torch and all of that i just have to walk up and down the street and it's sold destroying and sure i have seasonal effect of disorder and regular depression but like what do you think like i would prefer i'm curious what other people think if you prefer it lighter in the evenings more or in the morning more uh kind of love the show though bye um she says this was sub one minute by the way Brian, was that really less than a minute long?

It does not, yeah. It was a minute 13.2. Her point maybe. If time is real, Brian, minute 13.2. If time was real. Yes, exactly. Yeah. No, you know what?

You're, um, it is purely like going to orange theory when it's dark, purely a psychological thing of, oh my God, I'm here so early. What am I doing here so early kind of feeling? And then when it's light out, then it's like, all right, it's light. I'm going in. coming out, it's going to still be light, get to do my thing and be done. Yeah, I'm with you.

Like, there's, can I have it? I, you know what, both ways. I'd like some light in the morning. I want it both ways. Tell me why. There's another song I unapologetically like. I like that song. I'm not,

I'm not even going to apologize for liking it. But I would like it there. I like a little early morning light. And I like some nice. deep into the evening light like the longest days of the year are always my favorites because you get that you kind of get it on both ends

but there's something sort of miserable in the inner mountain area where you and I both live about getting up the crackadon and going to the gym and the pitch black when it's cold and everything it's very demotivating to have it like that so so while I take Claire's

point she's and I think she's right and she's absolutely right I'd much rather have it after 4 p.m. then have it pre 7 a.m. Totally agree. Yeah, 100%. And I'm going to, you know, I'm going to start walking more at night. I do it in the day, but I'd like to go more at night.

Make sure you have a head torch. Yeah, head torch. And what else you Irish people do? Mace and, man, their premiere. We don't talk about politics on this show, but their Irish premier dude, kind of raking our dude over the coals the other day in their little interview. That was pretty great. Oh, good.

See, that's the part I didn't hear. I heard, oh, I almost did an impersonation. I really wanted to, but I just heard. It's hard not to. You know, yeah. Oh, and then I heard the stupidest question from somebody, there is some kiss butt in his, kiss ass in his oval office is like, you guys are actually really happy and friendly group of people, aren't you?

Kind of known for that. Well, yes, we are. Why would you allow Rosie O'Donnell to move there? Right, Donald, right, right? Please love me. Please love me. Please kiss my feet. Please love me.

So stupid. So, gosh, dang it, what a pud. Whoever that is, I don't even want to know who that was. I just want to see Marco Rubio in the corner all going. I hope no one notices me in here. I'm sinking into the couch. I hope nobody sees me. I used to have integrity.

Look at me now. That is Marjorie Taylor Green's boyfriend. Oh, that guy with the squinnie eyes has no, he has no eyeballs. That guy. Which makes the question, Marjorie Taylor Green has a boyfriend? Well, she's, she, she, her husband divorced her, because why wouldn't you? And then he came along and said, hey, I can barely see you. I'll go, let's go, let's go out.

And she said, okay. With my squinty eyes. Yeah, she looks all right. Yeah. She looks like, I mean, if he opened his eyes and see that he was dating, who played the wrestler, Mickey Rourke. Terrible, terrible stuff. All right.

When Vegas, Beetlejuice was our local idiot, Boebert, Lauren Boebert, not Marjorie Taylor Green. Easy to get those two confused because you can barely see them between the folds of Donald Trump's butt. Yeah. Plus they also fight those two. They're not happy with each other. There's infighting between Boebert and MTG. Well, the enemy of my enemy, it turns out still my enemy. Yeah.

It turns out. Why is this? Why is, I want to know, I don't know what, whatever. I'm not going to look up why her boyfriend's in the overall office. It's the worst season of beef ever. Yeah. It's terrible. All right, moving on to this. Yes. Update on the high roller, TMS Sunday night. Yes. Tell us. Yeah, yeah. So a couple, couple things about TMS Vegas. All right. If you previously have gone into the spreadsheet under, um, high roller, chandelier bar, verbenas, like there was one column there that had all that stuff. We broke it up into four columns because that made actually a lot more sense. So we could actually see, all right, how many people are actually going to be in the bar car on the high roller? How many people just want to wait on the ground? How many people want to go to the tilted kilt? And how many people want to go to cosmopolitan for Verbenas after?

And I think we might even have a fifth column that is how many people are going to do a non-bar car on the high roller. Want to do the high roller, but don't need to drink. So make sure if you've gone in that spreadsheet and entered your name early, go in and refix it and change it to the appropriate column just so that we can make sure we know the right numbers of people to roughly wait for. I think we are saying like we're locking it down at 830. If you're not there, we're going without you in the barcar. But I'll figure that out and that'll actually be updated.

the spreadsheet and on the TMSVegas.com. Yeah, and if you get left, TMS, not Vegas. Right. If you get left behind, I'll be down there at the bottom, so you can hang out with me. Exactly. There'll be stuff. Speaking of the chandelier bar, Barry is working on a thing where we can actually not just get two hours of unlimited verbenas. Comes with a cost, and we need to, you know, we'll talk about that. But unlimited verbenas and our own little private tadpooly space.

On the chandelier bar, level one and a half of the Cosmopolitan, where we can kind of be there and not get kicked out, not get, you know, asked to leave when there are more fashionable people that arrive. Sure. When the celebrities roll in. When the celebrities, you know, when Kendra from whatever the Hugh Hefner show was, when Kendra shows up, then we don't have to move. I saw Kendra in Vegas years ago at that.

the, actually it was at the pepper mill. Did you talk to her at all? Like, say, hey, Kendra. She was there with an entourage, and plus, what am I going to say? Loved watching the clips where they made fun of you on the soup. Yeah, good job. Well done. You're super ridiculous and easy to make fun of.

Good job. Exactly. Congratulations on your marriage to an 89-year-old man. Yeah, how'd that go for you? Well done. Anyway, so that's one thing right there for the spreadsheet. Just go in and make sure your information is up to date there. Number two, there are eight spots left in the video game tournament, a player one.

So make sure you get your name in there. It is free to play, of course. There are arcade machines, by the way. So don't get all hooked into this idea that someone's going to fortnight you to death. These are old arcade machines, like stuff from the 80s and 90s. We're not going to subject you to some ridiculous standard. So if you're nervous going, I don't really play games today. Yeah, but you played them when you're.

you were a kid, so let's go. That's right. Yes, you can play, what was that game? Congabunga, Congobongo. What was the game where you had, it was like a little... The bongos?

Congo, no, it's another one. You still, it was a joystick. You moved the thing and there was a, it's like a three-quarter view version of Donkey Kong, because there was a monkey at the end throwing rocks or barrels. Oh, what was that?

And you were a little adventurer dude, and you had to jump across the alligators and the lava and stuff. It was like, let's mix pitfall with Donkey Kong and make a new game. Bongo Bongo is it? Congo Bongo is a jazzy blue-style rock piece. Nope, that's not it. It's also the game I'm thinking of. Yeah, there it is.

It is called Congo Bongo with a C or a K. With a C. Okay. And I'll give you a clip to show the video. Here you go. All right. Let's take a look. Here's a video of Congo.

bongo all right here we go hold on pulling it up okay whoops there we go oh i played the shit out of this yeah of course you did i all did i forgot this was i've forgotten about it though here let me skip ahead and you guys can see how it worked yeah it was like pseudo 3d you kind of had exactly it's basically you know three-quarter view uh donkey con yeah and nintendo didn't make it somebody else did they were right they were yeah they were eight oh was it Sega they were aping on the on the Nintendo success clearly also look

there's an era of video games where everybody was required to use the same damn font everybody yes yeah yeah absolutely yeah it right there that is so funny whatever that font is just I remember that game being pretty good this one yeah I did I liked it yeah but it was hard with that three quarter view

to judge it was that was like the Xxon problem where figuring out where the little coconut was going to roll down the thing. Yeah, 3D was rough. Pseudo 3D was hard to, hard to give you depth perception, right? You couldn't really tell. Exactly. I remember like Xxon, we're going to talk about that on Play Retro tomorrow,

but you would have to lower your ship. Again, a 2D representation of 3D, you had to lower it and go through the little space or else you were going to clip yourself and die. And gauging that was half the challenge of that damn game. It really was. It was like, all right, we'll give them. a little shadow on the ground to help him out a little bit. Thank God for that. Yeah.

But yeah, like knowing your height to get through cutouts in the wall and the top and stuff is like, oh, am I high enough? Yeah. Where do you think? My shadow lined up and everything else. What do you think of that, Stephanie, talking about games? She loves games. She, well, here's the thing. She just posted. Kyle bought her a Nintendo DS, so she's a gamer now. A DS? Yeah. You're not just a gamer. You're a freaking retro gamer. That thing's 20 years old in 2004. So you're a over 20 years old on that device yeah that's amazing go pick up uh go pick up our armor no what is it our uh action what's the a w it was the great game um armor wars actually oh you're talking about um advance wars advanced that's that's that's game boy advanced so that was earlier than that oh well ds had

them yeah the ds version that used both screens that's right they did that's right they had two i think and second one loved it on the uh i never had an advance which is probably what was called advanced Wars, right? Yeah, that was the original reason. But, you know, all those games, dude, advance wars, some of my favorite games ever made. Yeah. I love those. All right, Steph, get in there. Anyway, there you go. She has Little Mermaid

and Donkey Kong Country. That's great. Of course you do. That's great. And then finally, one last plug here. I'm wearing the shirt for it. This is the MS-150 shirt from which year? Oh, it doesn't say. I think it was two years ago. So MS-150, please donate if you know somebody, especially if you know somebody who suffers from MS.

This is a great service, a great charity that does a lot of work to further development into research to find a cure and also figure out ways to prevent it from even being a thing that you have to cure. and you can go to tiny.cc.c. slash bike coverville to make a donation. Currently at $1,295 and shooting for that $3,000 goal there, which we clobbered last year. So please, you know, $10?15. Do you ever find out, is there a way to, like, as somebody who participates in it every year, and certainly your Aunt Barb would be somebody who would probably be interested in this, but do they ever like, do you get updates on the latest, like, how they're doing? Yeah.

Yeah, like, oh, yeah, this money went to this particular project research thing, and now, and now we know this about MS, and that gets us this many feet closer to occur. You know what I mean? Like, you ever get, I get updates from our captain, a guy named Steve, who also has MS. He, uh, he is very, like, he's actually been involved in studies and, uh, he's, he's actually been involved in studies and, um, um, he's, he's very, he's actually been involved in studies and, um, um, did like reporting to like do some tests with medicine and where they graphed everything like the you know how well did this one work how well did this other one work yeah so steve gives us all updates and they're very they're very they're a lot closer than they've ever been which i guess you could say really as long as they're closer they're closer but um no they are they are close to uh close to um finding a cure for this so um well hurry up because brian's legs aren't going to last for forever. All right? Exactly. Yes. I was looking, they posted the route, and it's going to be a monster. It's going to be a beast. Yeah. I mean, how much chodebutter can one man need? You know? I don't know if I have enough. Yes. Well, awesome. Go check it out, tiny.cc slash bike coverville, if you'd like to support a

very worthy cause. And it's also, you know, good use of Brian's bike. So get that good. It is. Let's actually use that bike. All right. We are going to take our leave. Now, here's the deal. The reason we're short today is twofold. I have a meeting that came early. I've got to do it. But also my sister is traveling. So it kind of worked out. Wendy is not around anyway.

So we're going to be able to spend any time with her. She's going to actually be here at the very end of the month for about a week to be with my mom. And, of course, you know, we're going to get to see her and stuff. That may mean a chance to get her on the show live one of those days. I don't know. I'd like to get her on the show on that Thursday for Therapy Thursday, but better would be to get her. her on the Friday, which would be play date and have her playing

game with us. Oh, that'd be amazing. Yes. Dude, you guys would have to be on your best behavior out there with your wiener drawings and stuff. That's right. Including myself. Yeah, she'll look at drawful and be able to say, yep, this person's got this disorder. This person's got this problem. This person

suffers from this. Yeah, that would be great. I will tell you this. Having a mom who's pretty immobile at the moment, boy, that sure changes your schedule around. Yeah, I'm sure it does. Guess what I've had zero time to do. There's this huge content patch for a while. I've played maybe five minutes.

Oh, wow. She's haven't had time. Yeah. We're going out there. I think Kim and Carter are going there today. We're going again tomorrow. And then again this weekend. Like, we're just, if they were up the road, it'd be a lot easier.

Of course. They're an hour away. Yeah. Yeah. I have to keep going out there. Anyway, all that coming up. Brian, we haven't mentioned this yet, but there's a coverville today, noon. Correct?

What are you guys doing? Yes. Celebrating the music of the. Before mentioned black eyed peas. Oh, shit. We have two birthdays this month, both fergy and will. I.com. Every time I turn around, zeps, da-da-da-da-da-d-da-da-da-da-da.

I like Fergie. She's all right. Exactly. Yeah. Every time it comes around our London. Anyway, both of them celebrating their 50th birthday. So two black-eyed peas celebrating the 50th birthday. But don't worry.

It's like covers of the black-eyed peas by folks like Robin Adele Anderson. twisted measure, Natty Bong, and even a maniskin right from your Eurovision contest. Oh, is that who that is? I don't know who that is. Yeah, they're great. They're bizarre. They feel like the band that Will Ferrell was trying to parody in that movie a few years ago. Oh, awesome. I should check this one out. This sounds interesting. And it's all, I guess there was only, I mean, I only think of like three Black Ed P's songs. So there's more going on, right? I got a feeling, let's get it started, my humps, where is the love, pump it. There's a lot.

And then there's some covers by members of the Black Eyed P's that aren't too bad. But that's not all. Also doing a set of covers of Twisted Sister because D. Snyder is turning 70. What? That sink in. Dee Snyder now looks as old as he looked in that video. He was so fun fact about D. Snyder. He was my third favorite David Letterman guest.

He's extremely intelligent. He really is. And funny and like really out of his, out of the normal, what you think of him as Twisted Sister lead man. He's nothing like that. He's really smart, really quick-witted,

and he was amazing with Dave. So here me tell you in my top three, Norm MacDonald. Yeah. Tony Randall before he died. Oh, really? That's out of left field. He's so good on there.

You should track down some of his appearances. They are so freaking funny. sure um and then thirdly d snider not crispin glover wow no turns out no turns out that uh one and done for him i think is how that worked would you would you kick david letterman in the head uh you don't get to come back turns out no don't do it every well he's not doing a show anymore but still don't kick him in the head i wouldn't right right please don't yes exactly um yeah twisted sister and black eyed peas both bands that i thought were garbage when they first came out and i was wrong about one of them so All right.

There you go then. That's today, noon for Brian. Now, here's the good news. Here's the good news. We used to compete with you with CORE, but not now because for the next six months, we're at 1 p.m. Arizona doesn't have a time change, so John still needs to stick with his noon time. And so the rest of us will adhere to the new time at 1 p.m. So if you want to check out both these shows, just roll straight from one to the other guys.

Exactly. And technically, they are on at the same time because, time doesn't exist. Oh, that's right. That's right. Yeah. I guess, see, this show is on right now at the same time as Coverville and Core.

Now, that's a great, that's actually a really great point to counter what this guy's saying, because we have two things scheduled. One will run and the other will not be happening at those moments, right, in time. Right, right. And even though, I don't want to think about it too hard.

Yeah, yeah. It's too weird. Anyway, that's today at 1 p.m. Check out Core. love to have you there, frogpants.tv for the live show and the podcast after if you'd like. TMS Friday happening tomorrow at 9 a.m. for patrons. We'll have that scheduled up tonight, so you'd be able to get ready for that. Trivia and a movie review. Yeah, baby. You don't know, you don't know what I'm going to watch tonight. No, I can guess because there aren't a lot of releases this weekend, but I have no idea.

There are two big ones, though, and it's one of those two big releases this weekend. See, Mickey 17 was last week. I don't know. I can't guess. I can't think of what's coming out this weekend. Anyway, yeah, we'll have that and also lots of fun stuff. So come back for that. Play Retro at 130 Mountain tomorrow. And FilmSack this Saturday.

And yeah, we're watching that their Gene Hackman deal. What's the name of that thing again? It's under suspicion. Under suspicion. It's such a unique name. No other movie ever used the name under suspicion.

No. Only like 30 other movies, but really none of them. There's so many. What the hell happened there at that one? It's silly. It's silly what it is. It's really dumb. Anyway, big weekend.

A lot of big movies coming out this weekend. Look at that. Really? I have to look at Rotten Tomatoes and make a guess. And see if I'm right tomorrow. Anyway, all that stuff. Big weekend of content. Check it all out, frogpans.com slash TMS for everything else.

And a reminder, you send your voicemails and your texts now to voicecast. Dot app slash TMS. That will do it for us. Oh, get your TMS Vegas tickets. All right. We talk a lot about all the stuff happening there, but you need to get the tickets to get there at all. So go there. TMS.Begas.

Yep, down to the bottom, click it. Bam, boom, you're in. You're all set to go. As soon as we get as best account as I can on as many are coming as I can, I can then open up swag only for those who aren't coming. I just can't do it until I know how many of you guys are coming. All right, it's a whole logistics thing here. It's a pain in the ass.

So go check it out. TMS.orgas, get your tickets now. Brian, let's play a song and get the F out of here. What do you got? Okay. Andrew Lyons wrote in and said, Hey, Scort and Brain. This year, March 13th, will mark the 10th year since I lost my brother Chris to an aneurysm at the too young age of 34.

He was the beacon of personality in any room, and I miss him dearly every single day. He was a fan of many musical groups, namely Cowboy Mouth and Counting Crows. A few years ago, you played Iko Iko by Cowboy Mouth to honor my brother. If you can find another cover by Cowboy Mouth, I would love to hear it. But there are lesser-known groups I understand that proves too difficult. In lieu of that, can you play the Counting Crows cover of a cover of it? the faces song Uh-l-la-la.

Scott, can I get a random wendy clip given that y'all should have just gotten off the phone with her. Her segment is my favorite, by the way.

Sorry, Andrew. Sorry, dude. I feel bad that you didn't get one to the end of birthday. Celebrate your brosio signed Arborist Andrew. Let's still get a random

wendy clip so we can say that she was in this episode. All right, here we go. I got a lot. I'll just pick one at random. Here we go. We'll do this one.

The kids now that are sucky. The kids now that are sucky. There you go. My kids now that are sucky. So in his, what song do you want to play? He said, Ola, La, La, by Counting Crows. So I didn't even look to read to say that he prefer or he was hoping for a cowboy mouth. Or he wasn't really hoping.

He was saying either one of those. But I went right straight to Ula, La La Be Counting Crows. Because this is a fantastic song. It's all about wishing, if time were a thing that actually was linear, wishing that you had the knowledge back when you were younger that you do now, which you do because all of it occurred at the same time. Weird. Sure.

It's all one moment, really. All one moment. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, Oolala by Counting Crows from their underwater sunshine or what we did over the summer, whatever it was called, cover album that they released several years ago. Never, a brand new album coming out this year. And so far, it's great. Like the four songs they've released are great.

so excited for counting crows check it out yeah been a while for me so yeah yeah well here it is let's play it we'll see you guys for all this other stuff this weekend have a great one we'll see you then Oh, granddad, I laughed at all here the worse, I thought he was a bitter man. He spoke of whimmer's ways. He said they'll trap you and they'll use you. you even know love is blind and you fought too kind hey boy don't ever let it show he said now I wish that I knew what I know now when I was younger I wish that I knew what I know now when I was stronger the can't get such a pretty

show it will steal your heart away but Backstitch back on earth again All them dressing rooms are gray Are they come all strong And it ain't too long For they make you feel a man But love is blind And you soon will find

Now you're just a boy again He said I wish that I knew what I know now When I was younger I wish that I knew what I know know now when I was strong with Charlie And where you want her lips, you get her cheek, makes you wonder where you are. And if you want some more, then she's fast asleep, leaves you twinkling with the stars.

I say, poor young grandson, there's nothing I can't say. You have to learn it just like me. And that's the hardest way. Yeah, uh-la-la, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, ooh-la-la-la. Everybody sing. I said, I wish that I knew what I know now. When I was younger, I wish that I knew what I know now.

When I was stronger, I said, I wish that I knew what I know now. When I was younger, I wish that I knew what I'm now. He said, oh, la la. Ooh la. Ooh la. Ooh la. Yeah.

Ooh la la. Oh, ooh la. Oh, uh, uh, uh, la la la la. Say, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, la la la la. Oh, uh, uh, la la la la la la la. Uh, uh, uh, la la la. Uh, la la. I said, ooh-la-la.

Everybody sing, I said, I wish that I knew what I know now. When I was younger, I wished that I knew what I know now. When I was stronger, said I wished that I knew what I know now. When I was younger, said I wish that I knew what I know now. Now, when I was stronger. Ooh, la, la. Woo! Good morning, morning, stream.

Good morning, Stefani and Bahaman. And if you get where I'm going with that, I'd be kind of surprised. Anyway. Ucachaca, Ouka Chaka, I can't stop this feeling that's got you are. insane because that is one of the best parts of that song. Also, you should not have Indoscopy and Klonowski in the same building because you don't want to

mix up those cameras. Lastly, 99% Invisible did a great episode on Who Let the Dogs Out. It goes a lot into the history of who owns music, especially internationally and why. Go listen to it. It's a great listen. This is Michael from North Dakota, signing off. Love the show

go and love you guys. Hello, Slivovitz and Bekirovka. It's your pal your old friend Les correspondent in the Czech Republic calling yesterday

on your show bumplum episode 2791 for the thumbnail for YouTube Scott put those lights in his nose which is great I have a fun story for that

I don't know if you remember but probably 25 years ago they sold little LED lights with a magnetic back and the magnet yeah magnetic back where you could put the LED on your shirt and then the magnet would be inside to hold the magnet of the LED light to your shirt so you could have it on flashing whatever Sorry. Anyhow, my daughter, when she was, I think, three or four years old, had a couple of these lights. She might have been older, five or six. I don't remember exactly. But she thought it would be cute to put one light on the left side of her nose and one light on the right side of her nose. And those magnets being rare earth magnets are really sticky magnets.

And so it looked cute until she went to take the lights off, and she peeled one of the lights off from one side of her nose. And the magnet immediately was attracted to the other magnet through her septum. And so the two magnets became joined at the hip, so to speak, on her septum. And she could not, with her little child fingers, dig the magnets out of her nose. So she, I think this happened at school. So her mom had to go to school, pick her up, and they took her to the emergency room, where a couple of doctors, it took them, I don't know, 15, 20 minutes before they finally were able to carefully remove the two magnets without resorting to surgery.

So if those lights in your nose, Scott, are magnetic, do not. let Van or any of the kids play with them. And, you know, maybe not even Carter. I love Carter, but, you know, we have to be cautious. Also, just so you know, Slivovitz is a check word for moonshine, basically. It's their version of moonshine. And Bekharovka is an herbal alcohol similar to like Yeagermeister. So, there you go.

See you guys. This is for Scotch Pie and Brioche of the streaming of the morning variety. I fell behind on episodes and I've been catching up, so apologies if this is a little bit late. This is in regards to how you name your children, along with the odds of someone being named Wolfgang. Here in Nebraska, there's a two-year-old girl who has been unable to get a social security number because of her unique name. And that name is Unikite 13 Hotel. She was born into the foster system when her mother gave her up at birth. Her name was generated by a computer, and that somehow ended up on her birth certificate.

Eventually, she ended up with her biological father, who was up until recently unable to ensure her or get her into daycare because of her weird name and her inability to get a social security number. I do believe she's actually gotten insured and has a number now, but her name is still Unicite 13 Hotel. I'm no statistician, but I imagine you have less than a 2% chance of being named Unikite 13 Hotel. Love the show. Keep up the good work. Once upon a time, there was a hero named you.

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