The Morning Stream - TMS 2809: This one's for J.J.
Episode Date: April 15, 2025Can we lose some douchebags instead please?! Brian Scissoring On His Bike. Stephen Colbert doesn't care about you. Girl Dinner. Insecure penguin. Security Camerage. Kick a Pickle! 480 Mother F-ing Wat...ts of Power! Let us know how the probing went, Les. Tux On The Run. Rock-a-Dial Croc. Goose-plotation. Ebay Secret Ween. Touch the Bird and Get Out. Jackie Robinson Jr Jr with TVsTravis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Coming up on the morning stream, can we lose some douchebags instead, please?
Please.
Brian's scissoring on his bike.
Stephen Colbert doesn't care about you.
Girl dinner.
Insecure penguin.
Security cammerage.
Kick a pickle.
480 mother effing watts of power
Let us know how the probing went less
Tucks on the run
Rockadile Croc
Gooseploitation
eBay secret weed
Touch the bird and get out
Jackie Robinson Jr. Jr. with TV's Travis and more
on this episode of the Morning Street
In Japan
The hand can be used like a knife
But this method doesn't work
With a tomato
That's why we use the kinsu
Dig into some jackfruit.
The morning stream.
They wouldn't give us any more fish.
Hey, everybody.
Welcome to TMS.
It is the morning stream for Tuesday, April 15th.
It is Tax Day.
It is 2025.
I'm Scott Johnson.
That's Brian.
Hi, Brian.
All of them.
All of that.
All of that is right.
Yes.
Hopefully everybody got your taxes in and you don't owe.
Hopefully you're getting stuff back.
I know some people who are purposely withholding their taxes this year out of protest.
Really?
Yeah.
We'll see how it goes for them.
Are you one of those people?
No, I can't.
I can't.
I don't dare.
You know, I don't dare.
I'm under the thumb of the authority there on that.
But I, you know, there's some people who are like, well, I don't want to fund.
this current government so I'm going to not pay my taxes and I'm like all right you let me know
how that goes you know right yeah good luck with that yeah exactly I hope you don't go to
Salvador or San Salvador I said what's this place San Salvador no what's the place El Salvador
thank you I know it wasn't I knew I had an L or San Salvador is the isn't San Salvador the cap oh
I might be I might be screwed already screwed isn't San Salvador the capital of El Salvador
could be I believe if it isn't it should be that'd be amazing yeah yeah
San Salvador, El Salvador.
My name is Salvador.
Please go out the door, you know?
San Salvador is the capital of El Salvador.
All right, good.
All right.
I feel much better about my chances with TV's Travis.
If I can get that, if I can recall that, that I feel better about my chances today with TV's Travis.
It'd be funny today if it was all cities and countries and stuff today.
Yeah, I'm sure it will be.
Yeah.
Probably not.
Don't see him go on that route for some reason.
Well, anyway, we got a lot of stuff to cover today.
It's been a bit of a rough 24 hours.
Brian and I were both caught off, completely off guard by this.
This happened out of nowhere.
You've heard him on the show before.
We used to have Cowboy call in to TMS years ago.
Yeah.
And so the short of it is this.
The community lost a...
It's a massive loss.
Car accident, there's a whole thing.
We're not going to get any of the details.
But J.J. Valentine, aka Cowboy,
boy who has been around since like early instance days yeah like way way way back maybe
venial r days um just a fixture of the community helped run things on the facebook group uh has been
in the guild was one of our mods here in the discord that's right used to spend uh i spent a lot
of time with him raiding and he just always was a guy that was there he'd come to nertacular all
the time big bombastic happy guy he had these amazing daughters and he had sons and and rene his wife
was awesome. I have a couple of great pictures
of them here I wanted to share. So here's
here's JJ, there's Renee in the back, those
are his daughters, they're just amazing humans.
In Wow, too. That's how
they met. That's how they met. Yeah, they met
Moorcraft. I think they met in the guild itself.
In game, yeah, I think so.
Which was really awesome. Here's a great
shot of him. It's looking so cool. Oh, look at
that. Wow, in a suit. I want
him to moderate
anything in that suit. It's so great.
Anyway, JJ, unfortunately
passed away. Very suddenly he was on a
motorcycle involved another car and passed away. And it's freaking hideous. It's, I mean,
I realize here's, okay, I want to say this. I really mean this. We have this community that is
tight knit by design. The goal of it was always that. It was to be a place where you could feel
comfortable coming, but also if, if let's say the shows or the content are the nexus to where people meet,
I never wanted any of that.
I know Brian feels this way about TMS for sure,
but all the shows, everything,
we never wanted that to feel like a high tower place
where nobody could reach us, right?
It's not just us to you,
it is also you to us,
and we get very personal in that regard.
So we know people by name,
we hang out with you.
Last year it was Wabit Magic.
Years ago it was Ralphie.
These people mean something to us.
It isn't just as simple as, oh, a fan somewhere,
you know, that we don't know.
These are people we have like flesh and blood relationships with and we talk to all the time.
So when one of you passes away, it's not as simple as we just don't hear about it.
You know, if you're, let's say you're a fan of, I don't know, the Colbert rapport and you die.
Stephen Colbert doesn't know you died.
Right, right.
It's not that relationship.
This is a different kind of thing.
Tight-knit community.
Yeah, it's the whole definition to the whole thing to put it in discord.
Let me give you a photo to share from.
this is from
2021. They came out to
visit and
there is just so much going on
in this photo. So many birds.
Look at these birds. So many birds. So many birds.
So many birds. And Tina with her eyes closed.
Yeah. Yeah.
She gets caught out like that a lot. I've noticed.
Someone will take the shot right when she
happens to have her eyes closed. Yeah. We're sneezing
or something. But yeah.
How many years? This is a while ago. The girls are young.
That was four years ago. Yeah. Oh, wow.
So, yeah.
it's just devastating and we hate it and um i cannot imagine what rene and the girls are going through
and his brother and his he has sons from a previous relationship and just all this stuff man
it sucks it really sucks so what we're trying to do at this point ren's asked for some space
which everyone is giving her um people you know when you're when you're connected to a community like
this people want to flood you with how can we help what can we do of course we're all doing it
But Renee's asking for space and for time with family and all that.
So we're going to give her that.
But when it becomes clear, what the best way to help them is, we'll all jump on it.
We'll put the word out and everybody can help contribute.
I don't know what it'll look like.
Maybe we'll do it GoFund me.
Something as simple as that.
It may be more than that.
I don't know.
But we're going to do something.
And as soon as we have some details on what that'll be, we'll make sure you guys know about it.
For sure.
Anyway, rest and peace, JJ.
You were really, truly one of the best of us.
it's not fair some real douchebags walk in the earth can we take one of those guys out exactly yes we need more jjs and less douchebags how about that uh all right
brian we got a note about some interesting new technology that we may be interested in this yeah okay this came to us
from a non named a person let's see yeah they did not leave their name no with that too meant that they just don't have a name
so they are named they just decide not to share that name with us i assume they have a birth name of some sort
and they just don't want to give it to us, which is fine.
You guys can do anonymous stuff if you want.
We don't mind unless you're being a jerk,
and then you're being, that makes you a massive wimp is what that does.
Right, yeah, we don't have any of that.
This is all about an interesting new tech.
He says, hey, Sony and Bravia,
have you heard about this new media cable standard
that a bunch of Chinese companies are trying to get to the next generation
to replace HDMI?
It is called GPMI, and apparently can do 8K 120 hertz
while also powering the device up to 480 watts.
That's massive amounts of power.
Wow.
So actually powering, that's interesting.
Okay, so this would be video out,
but it would also provide power in.
Yeah, so you would no longer, that's enough wattage
that if you had a giant 49-inch widescreen monitor, let's just say,
you'd never have to power it separately.
That's a much better way of doing it.
Right, exactly.
Like, you know, it would get power and video from your device.
Yeah. And he says most laptops use 60 to 120 watts while PlayStation 5 draws about 160 watts. 55 inch C4 OLED is about 140 to 300. So plenty of overhead to cover that power. It says if this is true, it becomes a standard. It will be a real game changer for cables and media standards in the future. Yeah, for sure. In the way that HDMI kind of did for its time or USB for its time. The one thing I wanted to point out, my understanding is this was joint.
designed by a bunch of research
companies with R&D departments
that weren't all in China because there's a lot of concern
well if this was made in China I don't trust it
you're going to share my information
you know whatever but I have a feeling
that if it is as good as this says
and I did a little reading about it it sounds pretty awesome
we're going to see this sooner than later the real trick will be
I would be nice well it would be nice
if like you for the time
being thunderbolt ports and other current standards could convert to this thing so you could
benefit from the you know the new standard without having to wait until all computers all devices
all consoles everything else supports the damn thing this is the problem with standard changes
it literally means changing everything you own uh so that's a that's a real question but we'll see what
happens it's interesting though so thanks for sending that in i had no idea so i went down a
went down a long rabbit hole on this
and um
do you think uh so let's say they do this
does sony because this is what sony does um say oh that's the new standard cool
we're going to come up with our own version that uses a slightly different cable
i mean they could right they could totally memory stick that shit or
the beta beta max it or whatever they got to do exactly yeah yeah i always think
they've learned their lesson but then they do something again and you're just like
come on sony what exactly why
What are you doing?
Yeah.
But, I mean, the good news is they adopted H-TMI pretty quick,
so my guess is they'd probably be okay.
Yeah.
Anyway, moving down the road.
What's interesting about that,
USBC is the current standard that carries the most wattage and bandwidth
for video or any other application.
It's just that it doesn't carry as much.
So pumping out 120 hertz AK,
not that we need AK, but whatever,
but we're heading there at some point.
And 480 mother eff and watts of power.
I mean, that's like my old, that's like my,
the maximum power supply I had on a PC in the 2000s.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, totally.
Crazy.
Totally.
Yeah.
Crazy, crazy.
Here's another one.
This is a weird thing.
Yeah, I read this and I tried to figure it out.
So I, so this is the transcript, Brian.
And the transcript tried really hard.
normally the transcripts of these calls we get are dead on they usually get them word for word no problem even on garbled calls okay this is i think it says it's from your pal ness but i think it's less in prague right but it says it's your pal ness your correspondent in japan come on in ness he's got instruments too very interesting scott you know what he's talking about he's got a piano ness and a band in the school we do we do oh the see oh one thing about you're
about Ness. When you go to high school, you learn from him. And when you go to the police,
you learn from Ness. All right. That actual translation, all right? That's what the translation
thought. Okay. And we're about to hear what the actual audio is. Yes. So, so Les, this is what
your call came in. Like, I don't know if this was your, you may need a new phone. I don't know what's
going on. But this is what I got.
I mean, there's just, it's unintelligible.
Yeah, so he's definitely recording on a different microphone than he thinks he is.
Yeah, no doubt.
What that sounded like to me was maybe using a, it could have been a laptop or something
because you can use anything to make these.
Yep, yep.
And he thought he was striking into a microphone, but he was using the actual laptop.
Topps Mike, and, yeah, clearly he was getting abducted by a UFO.
By all we care, you're not wrong. That's what it sounded like.
Yeah, we hope he's okay.
You know, let us know how the probing went and what they got out of you because we need to know as a human race what to deal with next.
But anyway, Les, aka Ness in Japan, aka Prague, send over, send your reply, let us know what you actually said.
Because I'm guessing, since usually we get really cool stuff from him, I'm guessing it was something
that was very good, and we just didn't get it.
I'm guessing so, too, and I'm sure it wasn't about, you know,
when you go to high school, you learn from him.
When you go to the police, you learn from Ness.
Yeah, Ness from the, what was the old,
it's that game, Mother 3.
There was an old Super Nintendo game,
and the main character was Ness.
Oh, really?
He's in Super Smash Brothers now,
which we talked about on a...
Oh, we talked about this when we did the trivia, right?
Yeah.
So I really don't think he meant that.
you know what I mean oh earthbound mother two that's what it is yeah
earthbound okay yeah amazing game wasn't in the states for a real long time
finally made it if you haven't played it you should if you can play old games
it's very good stuff uh all right there's that now a recommendation
yeah this is from uh let's see also anonymous oh no david oh david i'm sorry
put it in the header duh i usually tried to do that when to or went to galaxy con says
david in richmond virginia this last week and it was a blast
My wife and her friend dressed up as characters from Hasbin Hotel and Hell of a Boss.
Have you watched either show?
Adult shows, don't show it to children.
Okay, so I looked these up.
I've heard of Husband Hotel.
That's an animated...
Hasbin Hotel, yeah, animated.
There was something I didn't like about the animation style that irritated me.
Oh, interesting.
You probably wouldn't like the other one then either, the Hell of a Boss one.
So basically it's the same animation style.
It's this woman who started as...
a YouTube series with hell of a boss.
That's right. Okay.
And then it got really popular.
And I want to say she worked on some cartoon network shows prior to all this.
So some of this style is very...
Oh, you know, I'm looking at this.
This is not what I thought it was.
I think I might be thinking of something else with the animation.
Because I'm looking at this and like nothing about this art style bothers me.
So I might be, I might have been confusing with something.
something else.
Hasbin Hotel is on Prime.
The other one is still on YouTube,
a hell of a boss.
So I decided based on this message to go check some of it out.
And you know what?
It's really good, I think.
Really?
Okay.
All right.
It's very subversive.
There's a lot of cartoon sex.
Okay.
Some violence.
It's not,
it is not for kids at all.
Okay.
I would warn any parent from putting this on and walking away.
Don't do that.
But it's very good.
So that's awesome.
I didn't realize that there were super fans that would dress up like these people,
but apparently this is a bigger deal than I think.
No kidding.
And I can't imagine what the cosplay looks like,
with these things being so hyper-styled.
Right?
They look hard to do.
Yeah, exactly.
Hard to come across in cosplay, but I'd like to see it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll check out.
Also, I'll watch a couple episodes of Hasbin Hotel.
I'm in the middle of something that I'm like,
it's related to what I'm recommendeling,
but it's a different series
from the one I'm recommending.
So I'm in the mood for swapping that out
and pulling something else in.
So I'll add Hesband Hotel to the...
Yeah, I think you'll like it.
I'm going to keep going.
It's been fun so far.
Hell of a boss is on YouTube.
That's also really good.
In fact, I started there.
I went back and forth just to see,
but I'm going to start with Hell of a boss,
kind of see that through,
and then I'll go back and finish Hasbin.
And I love these recommendations.
You guys find cool stuff that I've never heard of.
So write in more and tell us more.
Please.
Brian, finally we got something from Barry.
You want to explain what's going on with Barry?
Yeah, absolutely.
So Barry did all that work and worked with the cosmopolitan to get us a deal on not just a couple, you know, hours of verbenas, but like our own separate room to drink verbenas during TMS Vegas.
This is going to be the Sunday night after the high roller.
So from 9 till 11, I believe, let me see if he's.
Sounds right.
I think that's right.
Yeah, 930 to 1130.
And folks have signed up for that.
We got our minimum that needed to sign up for it.
So we're locked in.
We've got the place because of the way they're doing the headcount.
We basically pay by the people who show up.
and um you so at on april first the price went up to 109 from 79 so still two hours of all the
verbinas you want to drink good luck with that uh uh it's still a good deal but if you wait till the day
of um it'll be 139 at the door so if you think you're going to do it um then then get your ticket right now
or reach out to barry and have them put your name on the list
somebody asked chandelier does chandelier have a dress code
technically no but it's not
you won't want to you'll feel uncomfortable maybe if you're wearing
flip flops and and daisy dukes or something so
looking at you Shane Maddox
you want to make sure you don't come in there looking all
like regular Shane Maddox just kidding I just like
right exactly yeah it's it's
it's you know it's the strip so they pretty much
take anything but they what they
refer to as
resort wear no not
resort wear swim wear there's some term that they have so you know where we're something
comfortable but do you don't have to you don't have to dress up but uh maybe you know maybe no
t-top no uh no tube top and a pair of daisy dukes well then we are talking about chain all right
take that chain yeah exactly take that chain but yeah jeans tennis shoes Hawaiian shirt like what
bobby frankenberger is talking about sleeves appreciated all that stuff so yeah that's the that's the
the suggestion for me for chandelier bar yeah and there's no compulsory thing where you if you go in
in there and your goal is like well i just want to try one of these and then just hang out with people
you can do that yeah if you are out on the outside looking in going i don't want to drink at all
i don't want to go near that place i don't want to do it this is not compulsory you don't have to go
you don't have to go right right exactly and i don't know and i'm still waiting to hear from barion
if you can go if you can get into the room and not drink
drink if there's either no charge or a lesser cost for doing that.
So I don't know any of that stuff.
As far as I know right now, whether you drink one verbena or 50 verbenas in two hours,
don't do that.
Please don't drink 50 verbinas in two hours.
We wouldn't see them the next day for a while if I do that.
They'll be in their hotel room for the next 24 hours.
Yep, exactly.
Be careful out there, kids.
But they are good.
Those are incredibly good tequila-based drinks.
So I may do what I did last year and just have them make the gin version, which isn't as good because the little electric buzzer flour doesn't work as well with gin as it does tequila.
So that's the fun of the verbena is it's an experience you get with a little flour you chew on that changes the flavor of the drink.
It's really cool.
Nice.
All right.
Good info there.
Thank you, Barry, for your good hard work because we mentioned your name.
are, this is compulsory.
Barry.
We have to play that.
All right, that's the deal.
Barry, yeah.
All right.
Let's get to some news.
We have some news to cover.
May as well do it.
Whoops.
I just crashed my soundboard.
Let's see if that'll open again.
Oh, no.
Don't know why.
It's never done that before.
There we go.
Let's do that again.
No, do not reopen, ignore her.
Hey, Brian.
We're doing the news, and it's brought to you by.
Brought to you by cheese sticks and crackers.
So yesterday, I needed
to eat something
I had a very busy day
at shows all day
it was all crazy
and at some point I was like
you know I could order something
or I could go grab something
or there's ancient food in the fridge
none of it sounded good
so I just made a nice little
Kim calls it girl dinner
I basically made a plate
it had four or three slices
of a small cucumber
I cut into threes
thirds
some pickles
string cheese
like a log of it.
And what was the last thing I had on there?
Oh, the crackers.
These little salty little rice cracker things.
And that was dinner.
That was dinner.
That's not a thing I do usually.
I had girl dinner.
No, look at you.
Very good.
Yeah, it's a healthy, small, you know, thing.
It's sort of healthy, I guess.
Petit protein with the cheese.
Sure, sure.
I had veggies in there.
And, oh, I did have a, sorry, I had a little,
we have these,
beef sticks that have no additives and there's some special kind of beef stick i can't even
remember who somebody sent these to us they're very good oh are those the um yeah the brand that we
that we had as a uh sponsor for i think those are it i think we still have those still yeah yeah
so i took one of those and they're great they're i wish i remember the name because i highly
recommend them they're short they're pepperoniish like you know cured beef uh or maybe it's not
all beef maybe some pork or other stuff
but it's um they don't it's not like a slim gym like all oily and
disgusting yeah it's really really really good so whatever those are go get them
um all right let's talk about this story an unsecured penguin in the news oh shit oh shit
oh no i hate these when they get unsecured
never never look for an insecure penguin it'll lead to trouble
yeah unsecured penguin caused a helicopter crash in south africa
oh boy it was a penguin in a cardboard box was the cause of a helicopter crash in south africa a report of an incident has found the penguin which has been placed in a box or had been placed in the box in the lap of a passenger slid off knocked the pilot's controls just after takeoff from bird island
that's right there you had an island called bird island bird island off the eastern cape on the 19th of this last january i don't know i was hearing about now anyway it's south afric
It's been covered up by the penguin gazpacho.
Yeah, by Big Bird, they call it.
By Big Bird, yes.
The South African Civil Aviation Authority said the impact sent the helicopter crashing to the ground.
No one was on board, including the penguin, was hurt.
Sorry, no one on board, including the penguin, were hurt.
That's good.
They all survived.
This is not a sad, horrible story about a bunch of death or anything.
Thank goodness.
The authority said that the lack of secure containment for the penguin was responsible for creating the dangerous situation,
and they put in quotes.
According to the report released last week,
the flight had been conducting an aerial survey of the island
over there in the eastern Cape Province.
After completing the survey,
the helicopter landed where a specialist then requested
the transport of one penguin back to Port Elizabeth.
No one has yet answered the question.
Why was there a damned penguin in someone's lap on a helicopter?
Exactly, yes.
Why was there a pigment in a cardboard box?
What's the point of that to start with?
Anyway, the aviation authority...
I mean, look, if you can capture the penguin, do it however you can, even if it's in a box.
The aviation authority said the pilot conducted a risk assessment, but omitted to include the transport of the penguin on board, which was, quote, was not in accordance with the civil aviation regulations or car, which was established in 2011.
So there you go.
Yeah, penguins, don't, you know, just don't trust them, I guess.
Keep the box closed or put them in a crate.
Put your penguins in a crate, I think, is the thing we learned from this.
You ever touch a penguin before?
You ever gotten close enough?
No, no.
I did once as a kid.
Just even run around the zoo, but never touched.
As a kid, once they let us do it at the Hogle Zoo.
I don't remember the situation or this.
I don't remember.
Why?
But we were all probably fifth graders.
And they let us walk out into a space where these birds were walking up to you and moving around and stuff.
And you could touch them.
I don't think they do that now at all
I think it's like
I'm sure yeah
there's probably some reason like you shouldn't
humans shouldn't pass
the oils to their
feathers or some shit like that I don't know
but yeah it was a weird experience
and really it just felt like touching a bird
it wasn't anything real special
just like wet like I imagine
a little wet
frequently going in and out of the water
so they're like a wet wet bird
slick wet kind of
oily in their own right
I think that's how
they had something to do with how
they kind of like how an otter
has that oil to make them super
slick in water so when they swim they're just
super like whatever it was like that
aerodynamic yeah water
dynamic or maybe I just
maybe I just touched a very
a very oily bird I don't know if it was they're all
like that if you touched one from
the Exxon Valdez crash
yeah yeah he was a rescue
yeah they really
they really wanted you fifth graders to clean them
and not just sit there and touch them
and run around.
Well, I mean, honestly, I really don't.
I don't remember.
It felt like it was some special thing.
We did a whole field trip thing around it.
And it was just to do this.
It wasn't to do a general zoo visit.
It was something to do with.
Go in, touch the bird.
Touch the bird and go out.
Yeah.
I mean, we got to be in there for a while,
but they encouraged us.
It was like, here's your chance.
Like, this was never going to happen again.
You had to touch these birds.
It was really weird.
Anyway, don't carry him in a box on your lap is the lesson today.
All right?
Sure.
forget about anything else we say here on the show that's the takeaway
yeah uh springfield man
nothing to do with it could be anywhere yeah
it could be it could be about five it's like five states who all claim it
that's where these this happen exactly yes uh springfield man claims crocs
caused him to drive into a gas station we just talk about springfield florida
apparently oh good point didn't we just oh yeah so ozark's first so this must be
Oh, Arkansas.
I guess they'd have them there, too.
Springfield, Arkansas, yeah, absolutely.
Didn't we just talk about Crocs yesterday?
We had a whole thing about it yesterday.
Not the shoes, but the, but a crocodile.
We had a title.
Was it yesterday or was it, God, feels like it was last week.
Might have been yesterday.
Shit, I don't remember.
There was something about, I guess we could look.
We had the selling bones, lady.
Let's see.
I'm looking real quick.
I don't see.
The only article we actually.
got to. Oh, here it is. Yesterday was
emotional support crockett. We were talking about
if you could have a crocodile for
an emotional support animal.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, right. With Tolbert said that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what it was. All right.
Let me go back to the right tab now.
Right, right, right. Yep.
Anyway, this is what he says. A man
from Springville facing felony charge.
Not that we enforce those anymore
in this nation.
No. After causing significant damage
to a come and go.
I'd like to say that.
That apparently has not been.
change to a Maverick. Yeah, I don't know
if Maverick is
doing the brand they must
if you're going to buy it, you do the brand change everywhere
right, wouldn't you? Everywhere would assume, yeah.
I guess they must be rolling it out.
Anyway, this happened in Springville
earlier this year, apparently Arkansas. According to
the court documents, Dale William Hammett
born 1964
right there to buy you.
I mean, I know it says Arkansas
but God, everything in this story screams
Florida. Yeah.
Is charged with Class E.
felony, I don't know what that means, after leaving the scene of an accident with property damage
exceeding $1,000 American dollars, the probable cause statement said that he was observed on
security Cambridge, Cambridge footage, yeah, why not, Cambridge.
Yeah, why not?
Cambridge Farm remembers.
We've got jelly.
I don't know why I said that.
Driving his white 2012 Dodge Ram into the front of a come and go building on this street,
It doesn't matter which street, causing two large front windows to break.
He immediately left the scene without providing his information to anybody.
I don't know why I like the way that's written.
He immediately left the scene without providing his information to anybody.
He's a great line.
Hey, I'm not going to give you my information.
Okay, bye.
Can I have your info?
I'm not giving it to anybody.
He returned to the store two times later that day without claiming to be the driver,
even looked at the security footage of the original incident, probable cause taken.
Wow. Really? Yeah. Twice later that day.
It's like a serial killer going to the funerals, you know?
Yeah. It's weird. Man, you want to be caught at that point. Like, going a day later,
driving by it just to see the accident, makes sense. But going back to the store twice and even
looking at the footage of the incident. Yep. It's insane. He, again, after all this, denied being the
driver, but then the officer reviewed the surveillance
footage himself, confirmed it was the same truck
as well as identifying
Hammett exiting the vehicle
and giving no information to
anybody. Sure, sure.
This dude's wearing the same clothes as you,
wear the same truck, which actually
still has a piece of come and go sign
sticking out of the hood. Yeah, he came
and went. That's what he did.
Yeah, yeah. Hammett later admitted
the officers who responsible for the incident said
he was driving in his crocks. This is where
the crock comes in. They finally get to the
he was driving in his crocs and they got caught on the pedal causing him to accelerate into
the building well just tell him that in the first place it's an accident when you do that now you've
got all this like criminal shit you're doing exactly exactly do you think that maybe the uh
the second and third visit to the store like he's saying oh i got to come clean i got to come
clean he shows up nope not going to do it and then he drives off and then he's like maybe you know
again second thoughts oh i got to tell me you did it and drives to the store
i'm trying to put myself in his head but
like would you
why would you come back and let you're right you know what
I'll bet you he came back thinking well I gotta do something
but then he got there and went oh I don't know if I can tell them it was me
but maybe I can just sneak a look at this footage and see if it even looks like me
and if it doesn't well maybe I don't have to say like he's probably that's probably his brain
right which is hilarious is there do we have video of uh
I looked I'm looking to see couldn't find any crash like security crash
I like to see that
Let's see
Yeah this
Oh yeah
No that's a news article
That's not it
Yeah they don't have it
Darn it
I like a good
I like good crash video
Plus you'd be able to tell
If it's like
Kind of a pull forward
And then all of a sudden
When do you get his foot stuck in the pedal
If you like slammed on the
The gas or whatever he did
I mean crock
Don't drive in crocs
They're terrible
Yeah
They're bad
Worst shoes ever
And so yeah
I don't know that I ever
well that's not true i own some boat shoes that are crock brand but they don't look like crocs they look
like flip flops they look like normal shoes because they make a lot of stuff that is not rubber they're
like still canvas as opposed to to rubber yeah especially the i guess the toe divider part is is
material is like fabric or whatever and then the bottom i guess is rubber but it's they're black they
don't look anything like what you would think of with crocs so i don't know how popular crocs are these
days, but, um, don't drive in them.
Don't drive in them.
Although, Brian, you should do the MS-150 and a pair of crocks.
I think you should do that.
Oh, no.
Can you imagine that?
No way that would go well.
No way. Oh, gosh. No, it would be so uncomfortable the whole ride.
Because, because they don't make crocs that have like a click, click into your pedals kind
of thing. So there's no, there's no way that, that, uh, that would work from a, just a power
point of view.
Because when you're with the shoes that click in the pedals, when you're pushing down on pedal A, you're lifting up, you're pulling up with pedal B.
So you're really like you're working kind of a scissors kind of thing.
Oh, gotcha.
Okay.
Yeah, it's not just a pushing the pedals like you would with regular, regular pedals and regular.
Like my BMX bike from the 80s.
Like your band.
Exactly, right.
So I wonder if the crocs would get all whistly because I got all them cheese holes in them, you know?
I'd plug them up with gibbets.
I'd put a bunch of gibbets in my crox.
Yeah.
Oh, gibbets.
Gibits.
I like that term.
I don't know why that's a funny word to me, but I like gibbets.
Gibbitts is great.
That's what those little doodads you can put in your crocs are called gibbets.
This morning a phrase came to me, and I put a post on blue sky about this, but I love the phrase,
kicking the pickle.
I've never heard that for him.
I don't either, but I like it.
And in my mind, I picture somebody kicking a large pickle down the street, just kicking it like you would a can or something.
So some dirty Southern kid and a worn out T-shirt, just kicking a pickle down the road.
So what would that be used to describe?
You know, talking to your, calling your representatives is like kicking a pickle.
That's actually pretty good.
I like that.
Or you could say like it could be like an insult or like a get away from me.
Like an F off like the guy's going,
Hey, what are you going to do with your dog?
And I'd go, go, go take a pickle.
Yeah, I like that, actually.
Go kick a pickle.
It's not bad.
Because it's a very, also it's a very kiki phrase.
It's not, it's not boobah at all.
It's very kiki.
Very kiki.
No boobah here.
Speaking of kiki, last night,
Kim is at a soccer game.
I finished a show late.
So nobody's home.
I go upstairs, go to check on a package I thought was outside,
open the front door.
And I did that, got little kid.
in the meme where they walk into the room
and get scared and go and then walk back
the other way. Have you seen that toddler video?
Yes, yes. I did like that because
the baby like. Yeah. And
I did that because out there in the yard
it looked like a cops
episode. There's like six people with handcuffs
on all sitting on the curb
all looking kind of young and they're
like, I don't know, teens.
And three cops walking around.
A great big cop truck in the middle of
the street blocking it with lights on, you know, flashing.
And then two or three other
cop cars parked along the side and I couldn't bring myself to like go out there like a neighbor
and go hmm what have I got going here you know I didn't I didn't I don't want to get involved
I want nothing to do with whatever the F happened there yeah so I went back in took video from
the window sent it to Kim and said I don't know what's going on but there's like a big arrest out
front and then uh about a half hour later out there is as if it never happened everybody's
gone no idea no it wasn't ice it wasn't like that these were all these were all these were all
mullet having wearing white kid
you know
delinquent looking kids all high school is
right probably your street racing or doing something like that
and uh and
police chased them into your neighborhood
look claire i know
not everything is a military state moment
okay
sometimes it's just those kids have
uh pills they're not supposed to have
and also got pulled over and are intoxicated and they're now going
through the process of whatever you do
to sometimes that's all that is
just so you know. I know it's easy
to blanket the whole country now.
I get it people outside the U.S.
and what you think might be going on
inside the
quote unquote borders.
But it's not all
everything you see on cops or on
or on the news.
On the news.
Anyway, it's fine.
No, that's true.
Claire, it happens all the time.
If you are busted for something illegal,
And you have to sit in cuffs while the cops work out the deal.
That happens a lot.
And that doesn't assume they're guilty.
That is a thing.
Are you kidding me?
Let's say somebody breaks.
Why am I doing this?
I don't like doing it to the chat.
You're feeding the troll.
I'm not talking to the chat anymore.
You guys don't exist today.
I'm not looking at you anymore.
All right?
Because whenever I go down this path, there's no winning this argument.
There's no anything.
What our government's doing right now sucks giant ass.
So we agree.
All right, moving on.
How about this one, Brian?
Yes.
A water, let's see, did I finish the come and go?
I did.
We did, yes.
A guy says, we can't leave our house, says Waterloo students, terrorized by an angry, nested Canadian goose.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, it's a Mendoza.
Yeah.
Crap.
It's another Mendoza.
Look, they're all working together anyway, whatever.
Yep.
Screams were picked up on doorbell camera.
The video shows Jory Harris.
What would you say?
Do you think that's pronounced J-R-I?
Yeah, I'd say J-O-R-Y.
J-O-R-Y.
I've never heard of that before.
Anyway, and her roommates
rushing to get inside their Waterloo, Ontario home
as a Canadian goose flies at them.
Harris, a student at Wiff, Wiffred,
Wilfrid, Lawyer, Lawyer, Lourier.
Lourier, Lourier, Wilfrid, Lourier.
This is a university up there with a terrible name,
has, at least for me,
has shared a compilation video on TikTok
of a pair of angry geese attacking people.
I mean, yeah, these are geese.
Geese are dicks, and they attack people.
This is what they do.
Yeah, yeah.
We can't even leave our house.
He's so angry.
Now there's a nest there.
So we just actually, we don't know what to do anymore,
she said, of one of the geese.
Let's see, this video, I think, is on here.
We can watch this.
Oh, good. Excellent.
I think.
Yeah, here it is.
Unless this is the news.
This might be the news story.
Oh, French. Thank you, Q-Star. Lurier. Oh, here we go.
Oh, look at them running.
Yeah, running from the, look, there's another one going after those people across the street.
Oh, they're such jerks, dude.
They're just, okay, I was going to say, they're just walking, like, but then they start flying at people.
Yeah, they're coming at them. They're, like, serious. Let's see if I can get it.
Oh, look, this one.
Oh, man. Look, as much as I dislike geese. Oh, that poor guy, right in the head.
Oh, wow.
Anyway.
You know, they've got these polls that they take of like what percentage of Americans think they can fight a bear?
Or have you heard about the, like, God, what is it?
What's the...
I know the one about would women prefer a bear or a man in the woods.
I know that one.
And they all pick bear.
Yeah, it's different.
So let's see if I can find these surveys.
It's, let's see, here we go.
6% of Americans think that they could beat a grizzly bear in a fight.
Jeez.
I'm tired than I would have thought.
72%.
This seems really low to me.
Think they could beat a rat in a fight.
Yeah, that should be 99%.
I would think that should be 90.
Yeah.
Let's see.
Oh, here we go.
Okay, 72% rat.
All right, let's do this.
This is a fun little game.
We've got rat at the high end and grizzly bear at the low end.
So you know that grizzly bear, 6% of Americans think they could beat a grizzly bear in a fight.
I'm going to tell you an animal.
You tell me what percentage of Americans think they could beat it in a fight.
All right.
Let's do it.
Sounds fun.
Chimpanzee.
50.
17% of people think they could beat a chimpanzee in a fight.
I'd say if I'm within 10% I get a win.
If I'm not, if I'm outside of 10% close to my number, one way or the other, I think that's a loss.
Okay.
All right.
I'll keep you.
I'll play that.
Sure.
Uh, gorilla.
Oh, geez.
That's got to be lower.
So, uh, 12% of people think they can beat a gorilla.
I'll give it to you, uh, 8% so you're within 10.
Okay.
I'll take that.
Uh, Eagle.
What percentage of people think they could beat an eagle?
in a fight? See, I think people
would be confident here. They're going to say
60.
30% of people
poop. Now, because
this is the reason I brought it up, let's talk about
a goose. What percentage of people think they could
beat a goose in a fight? All right. I think people
are way overconfident about geese, despite
the evidence. Okay? So I'm going to
say, it's going to be one of those
low percentages. I'm going to say this is like
10. 10%.
61% of people think they could beat a goose
in a fight. Oh, yeah. I went
the other way. I did it wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you said, you said 10, right?
Yeah. I was thinking 90. Either way I'm off, but yeah, I meant higher, not lower. I don't know why I did that.
Yeah. King Cobra. What percentage of people think they could be the King Cobra in a fight?
Well, I watched an Indian dude do it on a documentary yesterday, so that was interesting.
Uh-huh.
So I know he thinks he can, but he is not part of this poll. So I'm going to say,
I'll bet 20% of people think they can do it.
Very close.
15% of people think they could beat a king cobra.
I'll take that one.
And finally, let's do elephant.
What percentage of people think they could beat an elephant in a fight?
That's got to be low.
How do you know you've beaten an elephant in a fight, by the way?
That's the...
Big lump of gray scaly flesh on a pile that isn't moving anymore.
Like, do they have to be laying on the ground to be considered beating them in a fight?
Yeah, I don't know.
The rules on that are hard, right?
Like, I never thought of it before.
Like, beating a rat, I assume the rat is either dead or ran off.
Sure.
Maybe that's it.
Maybe beating the elephant enough to where he turns around and walks away.
Okay.
So the elephant.
Just flunk away, Bar.
So he leaves in fear or haste or whatever.
He's out of there.
Then I'm going to.
sort of hasty retreat, yes.
I'm going to say, that's got to be low.
8%.
8% is exactly right.
Very good. Good way to end the...
Wow, 8%.
And the survey, yes.
That's great. That's great.
They don't have lions or tigers or any of that shit on there?
They do. Lions, 8% also.
Here's the full list.
Starting with rat at the highest with 72% of people think they could beat a rat.
69% of people think they could beat a house cat.
Less than a...
Wait, more than...
No, that's less than a rat.
Okay, wow.
All right.
Yeah.
49% of people think they could beat...
Of Americans, I should say...
I think they could beat up a medium-sized dog.
I don't even know what that means.
Like a Doberman kind of thing, or...
I would put Doberman in the large dog category, which is 23%.
Medium size would be maybe your...
like your pit bull
uh okay shorter stockier but still a threat sort of yeah they're mad okay all right yeah it's
sounds about right uh see chimpanzee 17 king cobra 15 kangaroo do we do kangaroo no what do we got
there because they're mussely bastards those things and they they box yeah 14% of people
think they could Americans think they could beat up a kangaroo we are so wrong they have not
watched the film kangaroo jack also they're just dead wrong those
things are really strong and by winning a fight that means what they can do with their rear
feet is devastating you will be across the the field that you found the kangaroo and you're not
winning that fight you be they are way they're like they're like marky mark saying he would
have figured out a way to take control of the plane on 9-11 and not have a crash or whatever he
said right it's like that's that level of confidence and you're wrong that's stupid dilweed
says pit bull ain't medium um i'm kind of basing like small being like
your chihuahuas, your Pomeranians, your poodles, your, by the way, small dogs are not even on this list.
So I'm thinking, all right, small dogs are going to be those, medium dogs are going to be the ones kind of halfway between those and a, and a Doberman, Great Dane, uh, chocolate lab, mastiff, even like a golden retriever I would put in the large dog category.
And then these, these other ones would be in the medium ones.
Oh, I guess right, I'm thinking toy poodles, uh, not, not just because they have regular poodles are large.
Yeah, they're big.
We got one next door that won't shut the F up.
Hate that dog.
Yeah, yeah.
Anyway, there you go.
And I think that covers all the ones.
Crockadile, I think we did.
Did we do crocodile?
We didn't do crocodile.
We didn't do crocodile, though.
9% of people think they could beat up a crocodile.
They're wrong.
They're wrong.
Yeah.
They're definitely dead wrong.
Wolf 12%,
gorilla, elephant, and lion all tied at 8, and grizzly bear at 6.
6% think they can beat a grizzly.
A grizzly bear.
Can we maybe, uh,
let them let those 6% of people do it we should call that wallberging that's wallberging
it's people way too confident ain't gonna happen yeah yeah uh all right let's see here
it's time for break we're gonna come back with uh Travis and now we actually kind of warmed up
with a little trivia there now we have we have yes exactly hopefully Travis asks us about
what what animals Americans are confident enough to beat up yeah hopefully that'll all align
those stars are going to align momentarily but before we do that we
going to play this here song. Brian brought it. Tell us all about it. Yeah. So hot off the heels of a song
called In My Room, which hit the number one spot on the viral U.S. charts. I didn't realize there was
a viral U.S. chart. Singer Julia Wolf has announced her album, which is called Pressure,
which comes out May 23rd via A-Wall Records. She's from Long Island, but she lives in Los Angeles now.
And this is the brand new song, single,
the first single from the upcoming album pressure.
It's called Jennifer's Body.
Here is Julia Wolf.
He says my body is her under her underneath him.
Diagnose me how you like the worst I got the more I had I'm not your same
I'm your sacrifice I can't complete with her face her eyes her lips her thighs
she laughs I cry she lives in my mind
I wish I had Jennifer's body she heats me
life it's okay I know that you want her I wish I had Jennifer's body she fits in your life and you know I don't want to stop her I used to think I was cool until I met you I can't keep anything down I do my hair just like the girls he follows
Ones that passes by
He must be falling out of love
He says he loves me
Her face
Her eyes
Her lips
Her thighs
She laughs
I cry
She lives in my mind
In my meantime
I wish
I had Jennifer's body
She hits me alive
It's okay
I know that you want her
I wish I had Jennifer's body
She fits in your life
And you know I don't want to stop her
I don't, I don't
I know you want her, I know you want her
Just say, oh
I don't, I don't
Don't you see it now
Look, I've seen them come out of this bar.
Look, I've seen them.
I've seen them coming out of this barn.
And one minute later, poof!
There was a fire!
Almost tastes like the...
The flower of our gardenia?
And we're back. Brian, who is that again?
That's Julia Wolf. Only 2% of people think they could beat up Julia Wolf.
That is the first single from her album, Pressure.
It is called Jennifer's Body.
Check out the whole album when it comes out at the end of May.
We should figure that out from a person standpoint.
Like who thinks they could beat the rock, like Dwayne Johnson, who could beat Dave Batista, who could beat John Cena, not just wrestlers, but, you know, like who could beat these guys.
And I'll bet, I'll bet these sane grizzly bears.
people think they could do it.
I think they could probably beat up the rock or beat up
Vin Diesel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very dumb.
Okay. Let's get Travis
in here. He's waiting.
We may as well let him in. Yes. Let's let
him in. Let him in. Let him in. Let the right
one in. This is him. He's the right one.
I'd probably
likes that movie if I had to guess. This is Travis
and you'll do well to listen carefully
to what he has to say. You will indeed.
It is Travis. TV's Travis. In fact,
Travis Crawford is his full name and here is
his address. Just kidding. He's a great guy. We love having him on the show and he comes on once a
month and does some trivia and tries to stump us. He'll also be a TMS Vegas and we can't wait
to see him. Travis, what's going on, man? Oh, it's been a busy couple of weeks. I was at
Adepticon two weeks ago, which is a tabletop war games. I hung out with Amy Frost and J.F. Dubot
for about a week. Nice. Very cool. It was a lot of fun. I actually came home with a medal for the
first time. What did you win? What was it for? It was the friendly tournament, our team.
team pink one team pink does that mean your beard is currently pink is that what's going on
it is not okay that's a shame it'll be blue like I always think it is okay right
exactly that was a that was a lot of fun it's uh we we like to call it hobby new year because
you sort of reset everything and get ready to do new projects so of course I come out of
that with I bought new paints I bought a bunch of minis that I that I bought while I was
there that I'm going to be putting together in painting it was it was a great time
Last night, my son comes over, brought the baby over, and he goes, Dad, I'm in big trouble.
I go, oh, shit, what is this?
Like, we need more stuff going on.
And he goes, I think I'm addicted to painting minis.
Oh, you know what?
Nothing at all wrong with that.
That's what I said.
I said, now the only things you're up against, dude, are, you know, you're going to go deep and it's going to be fun.
You're going to love every second of it.
But it's not cheap.
So just know going in that you're going to be spending money on these figures.
It's going to be spending money on technique.
all this.
On the
paint.
Yeah.
And he's got this.
Go ahead.
Brushes are going to be your big expense.
Like Vallejo paints and Army paint or whatever you go with.
They're,
you can get nice,
you know,
boxes of all of your basic colors,
which you can then mix and come up with anything you want.
Where you're going to be spending your money
or your nice horse hair brushes and things to take care of them
and, you know,
a good,
yeah, you can.
A good cleaner.
I mean,
you don't have to.
You can paint with it.
you know garbage well but also also you you want to get some cheap brushes for things like dry
brushing and all of well yeah for sure yeah he was he was actually asking me where our old
airbrush is because him and his sister kind of share it now it's kind of theirs to use and we don't
know where it got put we can't find it but he's got this friend he made friends with somebody who's
doing YouTube content where they take other people's I don't think this is a new thing I
think a few channels do that but they take other people's minis that are either falling apart
or need restoration or some of them are just figures that have nothing to do with Warhammer
or any of that and then he on his channel will restore them and make them a project for content
on the thing. He does it for free. Anyway, I got to know this guy. And then that opened up all these new
doors. And now he's got two friends he works with that are all into it. So he's about to enter
like this phase of, you know, mini painting that I don't think he, I don't think he knows how far down
that well he can go. I'm excited. I'm excited for it. That is cool, though. That is cool. It'll be great.
Well, anyway, I'm glad you had fun.
Did you feel adept at Adepticon?
Did it feel...
For the most adept I have felt at Adepticon yet.
Oh, good Lord.
That's fantastic.
Good news.
Well, let's get to it here.
This is Travis's chance to try to stump us a little bit.
So, Travis, take it away.
What do you got?
It is.
So we're going to play.
Name that thing.
Right now, Scott, you're up 3-0 on Brian.
Sweet.
So far for this year's standing.
Thanks.
Thanks for reminding us all.
I don't know. Honestly, I don't feel all that, I don't feel very comfortable here because this is unusual and I know it could turn any second. So I'm not like, I'm not feeling caught. I don't feel, I'm not, well, I'm not wallberging it. I feel very nervous about my position. All right. Yeah. Oh, the, the, the, the people thinking they could beat a grizzly bear or a chimpanzee in a fight by the way, just delusion. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. Absolutely. Especially chimpanzees. They will mess you up. They will wreck you. Totally. They're thinking. They're thinking.
of, they're thinking of
bubbles,
Michael Jackson's chimpanzee.
They're saying,
oh, I could totally beat
bubbles in a fight.
Yeah, when it was like a baby
or something.
Like, these people don't know
what those,
those bees,
these things are terrible.
The things they do
to each other is horrifying.
Yeah.
Watch a documentary
for hell's sakes,
these people.
Anyway.
Right.
Go ahead.
All right.
So,
you will try to,
you'll have to try to figure out
what my theme is
for this month.
It's not a difficult one again,
but we'll see you
we'll see how you do
we're going to start off
round one with a movie
I'm going to say
Brian you will
you will start our bidding
we're going to do cast members
from this movie
okay
cast members
movie let's go
let's start off with
four
I can do it in four cast members
all right
Scott do you think you can do it in less
I'm going to I will attempt three
Okay
Brian do you want to try it in less
I will try it too yeah
All right name that movie
Here are your two cast members
Chadwick Bozeman
Harrison Ford
I'm going to say that as
Captain American New World Order
Oh no
Chadwick Bozman yeah of course
Chadwick Bosman yeah
Incorrect
Um, you can Anthony Mackey, but not, yeah, go ahead.
All right.
Scott, you get one more cast member, if you'd like.
Yes, give me one more.
Okay, so we got Chadwick Bozeman.
We got Harrison Ford.
We're also going to have Alan Tudick.
Um, Chadwick Bowman.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, man.
This is a hard one.
It's the, Chadwick Bozeman's throwing me off.
Mm-hmm.
is um i'll just guess
the only other chaboozeman
when i can think of outside of
uh the the um black panther stuff
is the baseball one where he's um he's uh jacky robinson
uh but i don't know if harrison ford was in that and i don't know if allan tudick was
in that alan tudick and harrison ford were both in star wars
because tudic did the voice of bb8 and of course hon solo on the other side there
but there's no Chad with Bozeman
or yeah KTSO
well wait wasn't he also
He wasn't BBA8
Who was BBB, somebody famous was BBA.
Just Beeps and Boops for BBA8 right?
Was there?
I thought somebody famous did that.
I could be wrong.
Beep, it was the guy from
Michael Winslow from Police Academy
did be beeps and boops for BBA8.
The other problem I have
is I don't know the name
of this baseball movie
and I don't know if that's enough.
So if I see,
said to you, the Chadwick-Boseman, Jackie Robinson movie, is that enough for a point or a non-point or do I have to be more specific with the name?
I need a title.
Shit.
I don't know.
I'll say Jackie.
I don't know.
I honestly, I don't know the name.
Wrong?
That is not the title.
Shit.
You are right on the movie, but the movie's title is 42.
Oh, it's a number.
Don't I get my four?
Oh, does he get his four?
Or no, how's it work?
No.
I don't, okay.
I thought I got my fork.
Darden it, because I knew 42.
Oh, no, if you did, if it started with me saying four, then you three, then me two.
No.
How does it work?
How does it work?
I thought that if we did the bid.
We do the bids.
We get one try, another try.
Okay, gotcha.
All right.
The round one is a push for 42.
I was like, oh, man.
A couple other people in that movie, by the way.
Christopher Maloney.
and Lucas Black,
which I completely forgot.
He plays Pee Wee Reese.
I didn't remember anybody
but Chadwick Boseman
in that thing.
And clearly I was thinking
Black Panther for some reason
Captain American New World Order
instead of Anthony Nike.
That may or may not have been
my idea.
Yeah, no, I'm sure it was
because here's a couple of MCU guys.
Let's see if Brian takes the
bites the worm on the hook.
Yep.
All right.
All right.
So, round two, we're looking for an actor.
And I'm going to give you titles of movies that this actor has been in.
Scott, you will start our bidding.
Title of movie that this actor's been in, or movies.
So I can do it in so many movie titles.
Three.
Three?
All right.
Brian?
I got to try two.
Two.
Do it in two.
Scott, you can't do it for one.
I can't do it in one.
I don't think.
okay all right brian here's your two movie titles that this actor has been it all right man of steel
okay draft day draft day and in this case because it's only gone two switches i do get a chance on
the end if he gets this one wrong right or how's that work yes i do okay correct i just don't get
a third chance well if i were to have bet four prior to your three i wouldn't have gotten uh i wouldn't
get a second yes we each get we each get one shot out right right draft day i don't even
remember draft day um and i'm trying to remember
which which one was man of steel aside from um cavil i'll just say henry cavil
Because I can't think of, of, I know that wasn't the one with Spacey.
That was Superman Begins or Superman Returns.
I know that.
Not a bad guest, but wrong.
Scott, you can have a third title if you'd like.
I got lucky here because I love Draft Day.
Okay.
Go Browns.
People who've seen Draft Day will know what I'm talking about.
Anyway, it's Kevin Costner.
That is correct.
I'll take it.
Are you good?
Yeah, that's the only, I would have not gotten ahead.
I've not seen draft day.
Twice, I think.
I love that movie.
It's one of my favorite sports.
I've never seen draft day.
It's really good.
It's about the Cleveland Browns.
I don't know if it was based on a real story or not, but it was, it's great.
You'd think it would be boring because it's all just about the draft and trying to get your team.
Better draft picks than other NFL teams.
And it's fantastic.
It's really good.
Well, it's good to see Kevin Costner kind of breaking his thing and finally doing a sports movie.
Yeah.
Yeah, you never see those from him, really?
You know, it's such a strange thing.
I'm going to tell you, too, I always like to have.
at least one
title that is like
you wouldn't think of them
from that movie
and it was hard to do
with Kevin Costner
because like if he's in a movie
it's a Kevin Costner movie
yeah right right
that's true
he were unless in less Silverado
but even then he ate up this
Manor still is a great example of that
I mean you picked a good one with man of yeah
he ate up so much scenery in Silverado
it's he almost became the main character
I mean it's really what set his career on fire
but yeah he has a way of being
the central point of his films
anyway yep all right
all right round three is our musical round well here's right Brian you get to start our bidding
here's where Brian gets a point that's it I've got our song I've got clips of one to five seconds
one two three four and five roughly so how many seconds do you think you need there were
there's been somewhere I was like struggling on the one but I'm still going to go for the one
because if I do two, Scott's definitely going to do one because there's no reason not to.
And if it's an easy one, then I don't want to give them the point on the only advantage I have in these games.
I will take the one.
One second.
All right.
Well, Scott, you can't guess less than that.
So here you go, Brian.
Here's your one second of this song.
Shit.
I'm glad I did because that one second would have totally given Scott Centerfield by
John Fogarty.
That is correct.
Nicely done.
I love that song and I shouldn't because I don't actually think it's that good, but for whatever
reason when it comes on, I get excited.
I don't know why.
It is weirdly not a great song, but I do love it.
Yeah.
I mean, it's nowhere near the, like, the high point of his credence here is it's like not
even close to any of that, but it's just such a great.
I don't know.
It's a, and it's a happy song, you know, as opposed to a lot of the other John Fogarty
complaint songs.
it's a good one
Yep
Okay
Round four
So we're tied 1-1
Going into round four
And starting to see the
We got a movie
See the theme here
Yeah
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
So we're going to go with characters
From this movie
All right
And Scott, you get to start our bidding
All right so the movie
We have to name the movie
You're going to give us characters
Right
Correct
Okay
I will do it in
I'm feeling pretty confident about
I'm feeling Mark Wahlberg about this
I'm going to go
I'm going to go two.
Two, all right.
Yeah.
I'll go one just because I have to.
There's no reason not to.
No reason not to.
Brian, here's your one character from this movie.
Roger Dorn.
Roger Dorn.
Roger Dorn.
I'm going to,
combined with the theme,
what I perceive to be the theme
I'm going to go
Field of Dreams
Not a bad guess
but incorrect
Okay
All right
You get one more character
If you would like
Please do
Pedro Serrano
With a C
That's the character
Character not an actor
Right
That is the character
Oh man
It's actually
guess. I know I can't make,
can't get a point for it, but I have another guess
after this. If Scott doesn't get it.
Pedro Serrano.
The natural.
Also a pretty good guess, but no.
If I were to have another guess, it would be
Major League.
You would have another, if you were to have another guess,
you would be correct.
Yeah, Major League. Pedro Serrano. Wasn't he the one with the
the weird
superstition
chicken bones in the locker
and yeah
Randy Jordan's favorite movie everybody
Randy Jordan's favorite movie
that's right
that's what we've heard
it's only when he moves
Calvin Ernson
it's only when he moves Catwoman
yes
all right
so we're still tied
one one
yeah
we've got round five
it's a little intense here
to start our bidding
okay
so we're doing
titles of movies
from a director.
Oh, okay.
Oh, geez.
Okay.
This is my worst subject.
So you can give us movies.
We name the director, obviously.
Correct.
I'm going to go two only as a defensive play.
Well, I will do one as a counter defensive play.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
All right, Scott, here's your movie.
Jumpin' Jack Flash.
It's a Whoopie Goldberg deal.
I think.
Could be.
Okay.
But who directed it?
Yeah.
Clearly it's a David Lynch film.
Absolutely.
I would love.
to see David Lynch's
I think of Jack Flash
I would too
I can't even imagine
what that would be
I know this
from a TV lady
shit
hold on
oh
she did big
and she did
the ladies in the outfield
or whatever it's called
they're women
women baseball movie
Tom Hanks was in it
and Gina Davis and everything
she was Laverne
Oh shit
Big
Hold on
Let me go back to big
Big big big big
See the credits
It's not working
Oh this has to be it
Oh
Laverne and Shirley
Laverne is
I think it's the one
I think it's Penny Marshall
Not the other one
Not that this matters
How you'll score it
But I think Penny Marshall, that's my final answer.
That's correct.
Oh, what?
Damn it.
Oh, wow.
I could smell that happening.
Oh, I was like, oh, please say anything but Penny Marshall.
Say Cindy Williams.
Say, you know what?
I actually, oh, Brian Dunaway for this.
Because yesterday we had a big discussion about penny racers.
Do you remember those?
Those stupid little cars you put a penny in the back?
Yeah.
and that popped into my head for some reason while trying to remember this name,
the word penny, and that got me there.
So, Dunaway, our pre-show yesterday, freaking got me a point.
He'll never hear this, but, yeah.
Well done.
Wow.
Does that mean I win a two to one?
Is that all?
Two to one.
Yeah, we had all five.
Holy shit.
All right.
That was, I feel like this, I can't do this forever.
There's going to come a point.
The director of women baseball movie, Penny Marshall.
What's the name?
that movie that I can't remember
a league of their own
shit they made the TV show and everything I couldn't remember it
all right uh Travis fantastic
stuff as usual uh the theme today
I assume baseball baseball yes because it is April 15th
which is Jackie Robinson
Oh really? I didn't know that that's cool
You know what I like about it started with a little
asterisk too right it's 42 with a star
like Thunderbolts no that was that was
61 was that's right because that was the
it was the right right
The Billy Christian of the year.
That's right. That's right.
Hold on.
But yeah, it's Jackie Robinson Day celebrating the player who broke the color barrier.
And, you know, it's funny.
He was a Hall of Fame baseball player and baseball, probably his fourth best sport.
Oh, yeah, he was amazing.
He was a NCAA legend in football, basketball, and track.
Yeah.
And just baseball was his easiest path.
Yeah.
That's the one that broke all the barriers, too, which is great.
He, um, uh, there, my, one of my favorite future armor running gags is, um, uh, Blurn's ball, you know, the future baseball thing that they play.
Blurns Balls. Jackie Robinson
Jr. Jr. or whatever
they call him. He's like, you know,
a thousand years later, here's the, here's who's
left from the Jackie Robinson line. And he can't play
baseball or Blurnsball worth shit. He's like
terrible at it. It's a great. It's a whole
it's a whole. It's really good. It's fantastic
little run. One other thing I was
going to say real quick was I write about Penny Marshall.
She directed Big, right?
Yes. Okay. Yep. All right.
That was the one thing I was. She did Big.
Awakenings was her as well.
Oh, I love Awakenings. It's great
movie. She didn't direct that many movies. I was kind of surprised. Her directing credits
was only a few. But the few that she did were really good, with maybe the exception
being Jump and Jack Flash. And no relation to Frank Marshall, right? Even though I thought
that for the longest time that there was a... No, I think so. Are they siblings? I think
they were siblings. Oh, and before I forget, BB8 voice. I swear he had a voice that was popular.
Oh, here it is. No, Frank Marshall.
is not. Gary Marshall is her brother. Gary Marshall. I always think those are the same guy
when I hear those names. BBA8 was voiced by Bill Hader. S&L's Bill Hater did the voice.
Oh, really? What? Yep. There you go. Right here. Let's see, voice. Voice BBA8 supplied by
comedians, Bill Hater, and later Ben Schwartz. Both credited as BB8 vocal consultants in their
original film. The effect was created by Abrams manipulating Hater and Schwartz's voices through a
talk box attached to an iPad running sound effects. So it's kind of cool. I thought that there was
it was all just, you know, just straight up beeps and bloops and not, uh, not, uh, uh, manipulated sounds or not, uh, edited or vocal affected human sounds.
Yeah, it may as well have been, right? Because it doesn't really sound like people at all, but I guess that's the, the, the, the, the, if I had to guess, the sound work on Star Wars forever, Lucasfilm stuff, they, I think they always took human voices and then torqued them like, like R2D2 and stuff.
I think so?
I thought R2 was straight.
Let's see.
R2D2 voice actor.
This will blow my mind if R2D2 actually had
somebody manipulated sounds.
I mean, my guess would have been Frank Welker or D. Bradley Baker,
but I guess it's not an animal.
Let's see.
Sound effects created by sound designer.
So Ben Burt still doing the sound work.
I think R2D2 was Ben Burt.
Oh, it was actually him.
He did his own voice.
wild he's also the voice of he's the voice he's the voice it's not just beeps no no no he's the voice
of it and then he and then they he dinked with it like he did with the all the other stuff the bb8 stuff
it shows he he is he did the voice work well i guess they probably just use the same library but
every time r2's been on screen uh he gets a voice credit for that like the wally guy right
the the the dude dude dude at wali yeah i assume same guy i assume the same guy yeah ben bert he's the
He's the famous, like that, he'll go down as like the greatest sound engineer of all time, right?
Like there's no.
Oh, it's incredible.
No competition.
His work is amazing to that guy.
Anyway, well, there you go.
Look, we learned something.
We had a fun game and Travis got to spend some time with us.
Here's what we want to make sure happens.
People know or need to know where they can find more Travis because he has lots of stuff to talk about.
Tell them about your shows and where to find him.
So you can find all my shows at TVsTravis.com or anywhere you get your podcasts.
And I have actually, I will be announcing a brand new show.
in Vegas that will be launching that
during that trip
Oh, that's cool, so it'll just be announced
like it'll be announcement and you can go listen to it right now
kind of thing.
Yes, yep, the first episode will be out
by the time we get to Las Vegas.
Very cool.
Nice.
So we'll be announcing that at the end of the live episode
that we'll be doing at the Canyon Room with Stephen Adams
and I'm making him watch Smokin Aces
and that's what we're going to talk about.
Ooh, I like Smokin Aces.
Watch that movie ahead.
yeah smoke canaces is good wait have you not seen smoke canaces or he hasn't he hasn't i saw it in the
theater okay of course you did you're a mirror you'd go to theaters if they didn't they didn't
how is your how is your marathon viewing of uh r r r triple r that was incredible that that movie was
like i love that film so way better than i even thought it was going to be i had a feeling i
was going to enjoy it but i didn't know i i had no idea that it was like historical fiction
until probably two-thirds of the way through it
when I figured that out.
There's still things I saw in that movie
I've never seen in anything else ever in my life.
And I probably won't ever see anything quite like it.
Incredible. I've never seen somebody fight
with a motorcycle like a club.
Yeah, and just like where the,
because you know, Bollywood and musicals and all that,
where that stuff worked felt crazy to me.
Like I couldn't believe they would have these moments of music
and how well it worked
for a movie that was mostly this crazy action shit.
It's just insane that movie.
Yeah, it really is.
My only can beef with it is it's so damn long.
You got to carve out like, you know, an afternoon to watch the whole thing.
Or treat it like a two-parter.
Yeah, you can definitely do that.
Yeah, break it up.
Yeah, definitely.
Have a good mission would help.
Sure.
Travis, take easy.
Have fun.
We'll see you soon in person.
In person, man.
In the flesh.
Looking forward.
Yep.
Color that beard, whatever I, you know,
whatever it is. You do it. Whatever you do it. Yep. See you later.
All right. Brian, we're just about done. We are.
Quick reminder shows today. Daily music. Daily music headlines. There are no
Dalek headlines as far as I know. That's right. Or Dalek, however you say it.
Dalek music headlines. That's right. The only headline they ever give you is
exterminate and that's the whole thing. That's news every day from them. Yeah, and that's no good for
anybody. Yeah, find out about Lil Nas X's face.
what's going on with his face right now.
Barry Manilow,
barely Manano is announcing his final tour.
Let's see.
Arcade Fire in the news today.
Weezer in the news today.
They got a movie coming out.
The surprise announced that one at Coachella.
Oh, wow.
So we'll talk about that.
And we lost the drummer, former drummer for Judas Priest, who passed away.
Oh, that's sad.
I don't like that at all.
Did the, you guys talk at all on one of the days about speaking of Weezer, I guess somebody's wife got shot or whatever?
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah.
How did that all turn out?
The big news for that, it was Weezer's bassist's girlfriend who came out with a gun and wouldn't put it down when police told her to put down the gun and she got non-fatally shot.
So she's recovering.
She's recovering, yeah, and that did not stop Weezer.
from performing at Coachella.
Oh, they actually still perform.
I didn't know that.
I heard there was an...
I heard there was an amazing...
Who's the...
Shoot, I'm forgetting names here.
Queens.
Brian May.
Came out, yeah.
I heard that was incredible.
I got to go seek it out.
I had not seen.
I saw a little bit of a little bit on entertainment tonight,
which I hate.
It's like I watched a little bit of the,
Coachella coverage there just to see, but
yeah, let's see
here.
Gillian Lauren, wife of Weezer, bass player,
Scott Shrinner. So this news actually came out
one of the days that I was not doing
daily music headlines.
Oh, okay.
Eileen had this one, so
she had her,
she was in the backyard, she had her handgun
drawn, she pointed her gun at
officers and ignored commands to drop
her weapon. Then she opened
fire and then she was hit.
Yeah, you probably want to
A, put the gun down, B, definitely to open open
fire. That seems bad. Exactly.
Yes. That seems very bad. I think I said
girlfriend of the bassist for
Weezer, but
she's actually his wife.
I see you in the chat.
I just want to appreciate what he said.
Since nobody died, we can say this. Better ways
to destroy a sweater, he says. Love that.
That's right, yes. Nice job.
You just grab the thread and walk away. That's how
you do it. Put down your gun.
Please walk away.
Well, anyway, that's that.
One final note from Frost MN.
Oh, I forgot to mention Skim today, noon.
Everybody tune in for that if you want to watch us live.
Noon to about noon 30 mountain time right here at FrogPants.
TV.
Frost MN wrote in, says, listening to TMS.
The discussion about Hornets and Fig Newton's,
one of my least favorite things on the whole planet, by the way.
I hate it.
Yeah.
What are you thinking about, or what you're thinking about,
is that figs are pollinated by a specific species of wasp.
The wasps will crawl into a fig and pollinate the fig.
Then the wasps get absorbed into the fig.
So there are no pieces of wasp.
Every fig has a little wasp in it, says Frost and M.
Well, that didn't help me.
I actually made it worse.
No, that does not, yeah, does that, is that meant to make us feel better?
I like you, look, the idea of a corpse of a wasp already was a problem.
Now you're telling me they're all just like mixed in, no matter which fig newton you eat.
They're all in there.
Yeah, it's all got a little bit of wasp in there.
Gross.
Nice.
Gross.
But if you want to say...
Evangeline Lilly and then it's a lot better.
Yeah, think of it that way.
It'll be okay.
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with one exception because we don't know it yet,
and that's the song Brian brought for the end of the show.
Well, I know it because it's this guy's birthday today.
Uh, Thuringex, aka Sean, said,
even though my claim to fame to frogpants is being a victim of the great deshawnating of A&P season four, still not bitter about that at all.
It's an honor and utmost delight to be a member of such a great community, having people to talk to, lean on, and confide in in the times we find ourselves in, is going to keep us strong and hopeful for a future where respect is the norm and tolerance is the standard.
Amen, brother.
I don't think it's possible for me to express the gratitude that I have for Scott, Brian, and all the extended Frogpans family.
Now that the mushy stuff is all out of the way, today is my 40th birthday.
Well, you're a young on Siren X and the three-year anniversary of restarting my podcast, The Part-Time Gamers.
It's been a journey with ups and downs, but I've enjoyed walking it with my co-hosts and friends, September 9 of 12, and Theo, that one weirdo.
Cheers to many more years of birthdays and anniversaries.
Can I get a honk?
Oh, always, man.
That one's at the ready, or it was last I checked.
Okay.
Where is it?
Where is?
Oh, there he is.
There you go.
Excellent.
Yeah, Sean Bloom says there's some great footage of Coachella on YouTube.
Looks like the go-go's performed this year.
Yes, and Billy Joe Armstrong joined them for head over heels.
Oh, what?
Check that out.
Yeah, Billy Joe Armstrong surprised everybody also.
I mean, obviously, he worked it out with the go-goes, but went up and did head over heels with the ladies.
What a cool combo.
I would never even have pictured those, them together.
that's awesome yeah right yeah um so sean says i'll keep it simple this time play a song that you think would be playing in the background as john wick murderizes everyone even remotely associated with organized crime well okay got so much john wick stuff coming up because there's that spin off with anna da armas they announced another john wick movie a couple days ago yeah so oh i love her i'll watch her in anything so that's great me too yeah yes and then there's do you have you watched any of the tv show no the
out
Continental.
Is that the name?
It's named after whatever that
that the place that he goes,
the hotel that he goes to get his.
Oh,
you're right.
It is the Continental.
I forgot that's the name of the thing.
So that actually you dwell and I didn't see it.
Why is Mel Gibson in that?
I don't know.
That's weird.
Anyway, I guess he's only in three episodes.
Oh, there are only three episodes.
Did you get canceled?
Or was it meant to just a little miniseries, a mini series.
Maybe it was meant to be, let's see.
It was nominated for a Emmy.
I didn't see any of this.
This must be a three episode and done deal.
I have to check it out.
Anyway, I hope it's...
By the way, Tina and I watched and finished adolescence, and my God, yeah, heavy stuff.
And good Lord, that kid is as a great actor.
Insanely good, that kid.
I don't even...
And the dad, who we've seen in a million other things, that dad.
But, yeah, and he created the thing.
He's the, he's the show Runner creator.
He made the, he wrote it.
Oh, wow, I didn't know that.
Yeah, he's a big shot.
But yeah, the guy from Snatch and all that other stuff, he's real good.
But that kid, if he doesn't go on to just blow our minds again and again and again, I'll be shocked.
And then also, every episode being a one continuous tracking shot.
Amazing.
Yeah, really good.
Really good.
Anyway.
Stephen Graham, that's it.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's get to the song.
So this is something that you can imagine John Wick.
shooting everybody, too.
I was thinking ACDC, especially since I recently did an ACDC episode of Coverville.
This comes from a 1995 tribute to ACDC from Australia called FuseBox.
The band is Nittacris or NITICRIS, NITICRIS, N-I-T-O-C-R-I-S, and it's dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
If you're having trouble with your high school hair
He's giving you the blues
You wanna graduate that none is bad
That's what you gotta do
I pick up the phone
I'm always home
Call me anytime
Just call
362, 4, 360, oh
I don't line to cry
And daddy is don't touch in
And daddy is don't touch in
And lady is don't touch in
Datsy Dudes and the Dund Dirt sheep
Dirty Tuddy's and the Dund Dutche
You're having troubles in your life of love
You've got a broken heart
There's trouble dealing with me your best friend
I swear the tea don't stop felon
I pick up the phone, I'm here alone
I'll make a social call
Come in, forget about him,
who have ourselves a bore
Daddy Deeds don't touch him
And Daddy Deeds don't touch you
And Daddy Deeds don't touch you
Duttee
And Duts and the Dund Dutchie
Duts and the Dund Touch you
Goh
Got a fella and you want it gone
But you ain't got the guts
He keeps in at your nine and day
Enough to drive you nuts
Be jumping from living alone
It's time you made a stand
For all free, I'm happy to breathe
You're a bad door man
Ladies Don't Touching
Ladies Don't Touching
Ladies Don't Touching
Datsy
Dirty deeds and the Dunderdtube
Dirty Dids and the Dunderdtchid
Cocon Chus
Sionite, TNT
Dundah Trim
Pyrin
Cors
Conscious,
Mounduptych
Dundit
and then a dear
Dundtchew and deity
Dog dirt chip, no.
Dogged you, oh.
Dogged shit, oh.
Dog to see you.
Yeah.
The R is for right on.
The O.G is for OGs.
That was good.
And then pants.
And now welcome Stephen to the show.
And now welcome Stephen.
I don't know I push the Stephen one.