The Morning Stream - TMS 2825: RootBeer Milk
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It is TMS for Tuesday, May 20th, 2025.
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Yeah, I like it.
that one that's pretty good yeah we're always looking for these and today we got one uh we're also
looking for us i'm scott and that's brian hi brian welcome back well thank you it's good to be back
and uh big thanks to uh monica and bobby who both did stellar jobs uh hosting in my place
yeah they did great hosting in my place yeah they were awesome it's always they're always
reliable folk but it is always good to get the uh the team back together i mean you were in
kansas which you know i don't know a lot about kansas but i know this yeah
A lot of flatness, a lot of flat, you know.
You and I are used to the mountains.
They're always looming over us all the time.
It's beautiful where we live.
Well, then you go there and a slight digestment to that.
I was in Missouri.
Oh, that's right.
Kansas City straddles the border and only about a quarter, like the downtown area of Kansas City and most of the suburbs are in Missouri.
But there are some parts in Kansas, and we did spend, you know, many hours driving across Kansas.
And one of my favorite things that we did on this trip was in Kansas.
But I'll talk about that in a second.
Does it involve barbecue at all?
That doesn't, but that was another favorite thing.
Holy cow, some barbecue, man.
All right.
So let me first talk about the whole reason we went there.
And I've got it, you know, this has to be the first thing I talked about because it was the reason we went, which was seeing my nephew graduate high school.
Congratulations.
McCoy, who, uh, uh, graduated with like three scholarships. He might be going to Northwestern.
He might be going to KU. We're trying to talk to him into taking a look at, um, at, uh,
the school of minds here in Colorado. But the kid is a brilliant, um, brilliant students,
the straight A's, uh, no, I think almost straight A's during his entire high school career,
except for one B, which really bummed him out.
Oh, I bet it'd be for bumped.
Yeah.
What was the, what was the class, do you know?
Oh, I didn't ask him what the class was the where you got to be, but, uh...
Damn, straight A is about one B.
I, you know what?
I would have been, my parents would have been thrilled with B's.
Are you kidding?
Yeah, my parents might have stopped drinking if I would have had those kind of grades.
Damn.
But, you know, it was one of these graduation ceremonies.
they had
so they had
the valedictorian speech
they had the class president speech
they had another student
oh a pair of exchange
students one from Italy and one
from Tunisia speak
oh wow
and then they did something I never seen before
where other graduating seniors
could submit their speech
and a video recording of them
delivering it and they would pick two of them
actually do speeches at the
at the ceremony.
So a total of what was that like six,
seven speeches, seven student
speeches? Yeah, it's a lot.
It is a lot. And if you're a parent
of a student who will be
graduating anytime soon and they
maybe they're going to be valedictory,
maybe they're going to be class president or maybe they're going to
somehow deliver a speech at this thing,
can we eliminate some phrases
or some tropes like,
you know, talk them out of things like
hard to believe. It was just
four years ago we were walking into
this school and trying to figure out how to
open our lockers. Oh, man.
Or, you know,
we're saying
goodbye to this chapter in our lives
and turning the page to a brand new
chapter in our lives.
I hate all these. They're awful.
I want to thank Mrs. Abernathy
because she was always there
for me to talk to me,
you know, talk to me and be a shoulder
to cry on or help me
get through the last four years.
years like oh no just come up with something new please that's no one has new material in these
speeches they just don't have it yeah Bruce Valanche isn't doing anything higher Bruce Valanche to
to write your valedictorian speech he's still alive he'd be thrilled to do a little work right
now wouldn't he still around yeah oh he'd love that yeah one of the one of the exchange
students uh said um uh it was hard to believe that that is the italian and do my best my best my best my best
Oliver, Olivia Garden is what her name was.
Olivia Garden.
I'm sorry.
Olivia, not really, right?
Okay.
Oh, shit, I was about to lose my lunch, dude.
That is funny.
Sorry, go ahead.
It's what you're here, your family.
So, she's like, it's hard to believe that when we got off at the plane a year ago,
we had a suitcase full of our hopes and dreams.
And I whispered a Tina and clothes and the phone charger and the hair dryer.
Yeah, because you're,
not you're not immigrants you know so you didn't wash up on shore as the as the filthy refuse
exactly coming to the new land no i mean you know you're staged so that's funny that makes
me laugh so anyway but uh the ceremony was great we um went from the ceremony to this
german place downtown um oh what was the name of it camera it was like things ended at nine
o'clock nine 30 and we needed to find a place that was open that was easy
for 10 of us to get to
the whole family to get to.
Sure.
And first it was going to be this
barbecue place and that didn't work out
because they were closing in an hour
and then we found another place
and turned out to be this German place
and freaking, oh my God,
what was the beef?
It was a beef marinated
in like a red line reduction
with the red, my favorite thing,
the pickled red cabbage.
I got to make my own pickled red cabbage.
This stuff is just the best.
My grandmother used to make it
all the time. There was always a jar of it in the fridge
and so we'd have it. Probably just doing the
salt pickling, right? Like the easier, faster
pickling. That stuff's amazing. Yeah.
Big fan. Spetzel. That's
the little noodley things, right?
The little... Yeah. And you can put
either, those two things, you can put on virtually
anything. Anything.
I mean, yeah, it was so
steak, whatever, man. Chicken, just put it on
there. That's great. Oh, so
good. And so, uh, did that
on Saturday and then Sunday, we
took the advice of one Mr. Steven Schlecker.
Oh, who I forgot to mention, we saw.
We, um, on the drive, uh, we stopped in Hayes, Kansas.
But we knew that it was going to be like, no, we just want to get through.
We want to stop in Hayes.
It's about the halfway point.
Sauerbrotten.
That was at Domo Sauerbrotten.
Oh my God.
So good.
Um, so we knew that Hayes was going to be our, our halfway point.
We're going to stop there, get some food, get some gas.
It takes, uh, my mother-in-law a lot of time to do things.
because she's not as mobile.
She needs a walker.
We need to, you know, getting her in and out of the bathroom is a, you know, a lot of time that we have to kind of plan for and stuff like that.
Yeah.
I told her, I said, you're taking your food into the bathroom.
You're going to eat while you go to the bathroom.
We got to save time.
We got to conserve.
She fortunately realized I was joking.
I hope so.
So we get to Hayes, Kansas, and there's the Freddy's there.
And I'm like, how's Freddy?
Sound good?
Sound good to everybody?
Hell yeah.
And so I take a little selfie with it.
I send it to Scott.
And then I also send it to Stephen and say,
hey, I know you're probably in the middle of doing finals and stuff right now and grading and all that stuff.
We're getting ready for graduations.
But I just want to say, we're in your town.
Howdy.
And he replied back instantly and said, have you gotten your food yet?
And I'm like, oh, no, we're just about to eat.
It says, all right, it'll be right there.
Oh, I figured you guys arranged this.
I had no idea.
It was like a last second thing like this.
This is great.
Within three minutes, he was there at our Freddy's.
He apparently lives just a few blocks away.
I mean, not that Hayes is a huge place, but, but, uh,
it raises like a three by three mile, uh, town.
But he was at our Freddy's in three minutes and he sat there and chatted with us
while we were, um, uh, while we were eating and, and, uh, letting me know what's going on.
He does, he's got, uh, a son graduating.
And then he's got.
Another one graduating from middle school, I believe.
I think so, yeah.
Rating and finals and stuff like that.
But he was nice enough to take some time out to come say hi.
But one of the things that he had talked about months ago and said,
oh, man, if you ever come to Kansas City, you need to go to a place called breakthrough.
BRK through, T-H-R-U-G-H.
By the way, that's the photo that Brian said me up.
I showed it yesterday, but there it is again.
this is a Stephen
I have a question
just brief
yeah yeah
last time I saw Stephen
he shaved his head completely
he shaved his head
I know look at that
look at that head of hair on my gosh
yeah did he get to go to turkey
get him transplants or something
it's beautiful
geez yeah
he's got a good head of hair and it's
it's impressive you know
it's uh it looks good on him too
so
so anyway he told us about this place
in Overland Park called Breakthrough
And I'll send you a link to the place in our little Chatsky.
All right.
So imagine you take one part.
What's that?
I said dragons, but I'm just being an ass.
Imagine dragons.
Yeah.
I couldn't help it.
Imagine you've got a place that is a combination of an escape room.
actually 35 or 36 escape rooms
Oh my Lord
Meeting
Warioware
This thing reminded me totally of Warioware
This is this is
All right so you see them go into these rooms
So each of these are a different room
With the different thing you have to complete in that room
Like
Oh that's good, let's see
So these are like mini games
They're like mini games
Okay
Yeah
So in that one that's in
the center with those little wooden
lily pad looking things. That's a swamp
one, yeah, where those light
up and you have to get from one side of the room
to the other only stepping on the green ones
and they turn, you hit a button on the wall and some of them
turn green long enough for you to get
to them, but if you're not quick, they turn
blue and you have to start over. So you
I'll back up a little bit.
So each of these rooms has
a little entry code on the outside
and you get a wristband that you tap onto that, that entry code, and it opens the door.
So it is just you and your team doing that room.
Like nobody, they're not putting you with any other groups or anything like that.
If you, like I did, it was me and Tina, then that's your team for the whole day, for the whole two hours or however long you're there.
Okay.
And you go in the room, your first thing is figure out what the challenge.
is there's a screen on the wall in each one that kind of gives you a little bit of a hint as to what
you're doing but you do have to figure things out like it's you know it's sometimes it's not
obvious sometimes it's super obvious like oh this is like a giant game of of mastermind or this is
we're crawling along trying to avoid light beams you know in trying to steal some art or something
like that um you you figure that out and then you complete it hit the button at the end and you get a
score of zero to a hundred you can keep doing it as many times as you want but you uh once it'll always
keep your highest score so if you do a thousand a hundred points then you don't need to ever do that one
again if you don't want to that's wild look at these guys oh geez that right there
that's one where you have to you know the ending of american ninja warrior you kind of like run up that big ramp so a different button would light up on that ramp and you'd have to run up oh and smack the right right right button neither tina or i brought the right kind of shoes to do that well so like we could get the lower buttons like that guy in the red just hit a lower button yeah yeah there's a button right up there at the top of the wall and that is a steep
Steep ramp.
Yeah, who'd know you'd need some good, like, grippy running shoes when you go in there, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
So this is, yeah, way better than Play Playground.
Those of you who did TMS Vegas last year, remember Play Playground.
This right here would be the freaking perfect Tadpool get-together kind of thing.
Oh, yeah.
Seems awesome.
Oh, my gosh.
It looks at three or four.
I think three or four might be the perfect number for these rooms.
There's one where you're doing basketball.
ball shots and you've got to
get the basketballs in the hoops that are lit
but keep them out of the ones that are lit red.
The mountain climbing stuff
again, we brought the wrong shoes
plus I'm too fat.
So like we got into
the mountain climbing room. We started on it
and Tila are both like, no.
There were a couple
like that where it was a floor's lava
kind of challenge where
you have
lava and you've got to
use different methods to do it.
A lot of them were, like, bigger mountain climber kind of grippy things.
We could do better, better than that, better than those little tiny ones.
But some of them are like, if you watch Survivor,
sometimes they have to put their feet on platforms that are half an inch wide against a wall.
And choose that we were wearing that was just kind of searing right into the pads of our feet.
It just was not working.
I imagine.
But these are the little hand-resty things.
things you'd have to wear here in his little uh yeah that's what you wear and you just tap uh the the
captain taps it right on to that little little hexagon that you go in oh and you can and you you
mentioned this briefly but this is kind of like you get to choose your choose the each room has
one of those things and it tells you where this challenge lands on that scale so this one is
telling you that it's it's big a lot of skill and also some physical but don't you know not super
mental. You don't have to, you don't have to do math or things like that. There was one that
Tina did was all mental where we had two UK phone booths on either ends of a room. She had
a keypad with numbers on it and I had a screen that was flashing math problems, division and
multiplication and, you know, addition subtraction. And I had to, um, I had to do number, like I had to
yell the numbers over to her so she could punch him in. We had to get as many.
as we could in the time.
I mean,
the food looks like your average kind of carb-y business.
Probably pretty good.
Dave and Busters,
Jillian's kind of food.
There's nothing wrong with that.
I like that.
Yeah.
Yeah, nothing wrong with that at all.
Tina's mom came with us.
We didn't get her,
you know,
she didn't want,
she couldn't do any of the physical stuff.
So she said,
no,
I'm just going to hang out.
And they've got a bunch of TV screens.
They've got food.
I'll hang out while you guys go do your thing.
And just,
you know,
we just popped out every once in a while
and checked on or made sure she was,
doing all right she was just fine so that's great that place looks rad i would go there that seems
cool yeah it's uh is it large like a huge place it's huge it's a huge space yeah because 40 rooms
in my head i'm thinking that's you know i assume they're decent size rooms you can fit four of you
in there yeah they're like um you know some of them are god we did one where you had you came into
a jail cell that had graffiti all over the walls of all the prisoners that had been there some
wrote a number. Some of them did hash marks. And then you move the sink and there's a tunnel and you go through the tunnel over some pipes, Andy Dufrain style, into this other room where it asks you, did Otto and Michael's time in prison last longer than Michelle and Steve's time in prison? Like you had to...
Oh, interesting.
So Claire asked earlier if I cheated.
That was the one where I cheated where I put out my phone and I wrote down all the times.
That was after the fourth time going through and we just could not memorize all the things.
I'm not going to call that cheating.
I'm going to call that.
That's you.
It's a survival.
It's what you do.
You are in a thing.
You have the tool to do it.
You do the tool.
You're good.
I don't think that's cheating.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Plus what are they in it?
And they basically, oh, really, Claire says, oh, my God, the same exact here,
sing, well, yeah, Claire is saying that they've got a similar thing in Ireland.
Is it in Belfast?
Is it, is it in your town?
Yeah, it's so cool.
This thing, I guess they have one in Houston as well.
But if you've got one near you, if you live close enough to go to Kansas City or you're
going to Kansas City or you're going to Houston, this is not just a, oh, yeah, you should check
this out.
It is a, you need to check this out.
This thing is a blast.
And it's the only location?
They don't do these anywhere else, as far as you know.
Houston and Kansas City, I think.
I mean, I know Kansas City, obviously, for sure.
All right.
I thought you meant if you were going to Houston, stop there.
So that's cool, though.
There's two of them at least.
I think they're putting one in, I think they've got one in Houston,
because when I was searching for it, yeah, Shenandoah in Houston and Overland Park in Kansas City.
It would be perfect here.
I wish they'd do them here.
It would be perfect.
Like, this would be a thing for Nurtacular that would be the big highlight of the trip.
Yeah, that'd be amazing.
All right.
Well, there you go.
Stephen didn't steer you wrong, sounds like.
He did not.
No, a total blast.
Anything else on the trip?
Listen to a couple podcasts.
Listen to the Julie Louise Riface Wiser Than Me podcast, which I think Wendy had recommended.
Yeah, she likes it a lot.
I haven't heard it yet.
is it what did you think you liked it yes it's really really good we listened to her interview with
jane fonda and her interview with um oh my god uh george costanza episodes no it's it's all women who
are older and wiser um uh it was it's i think her finale her season three finale episode and it is
in fond of one second so that's why i'm like is it all fairly political or is it kind of no no very very uh carol brunette
oh that would oh i got to check that i love carol brunette great oh my god because like these two titans of
of uh comedy talking to each other and uh man great great advice yeah very not very much not safe for work
like hearing julia leidreifus swear is a just such a weird thing
She's a cuss bomb.
She is a cuss bomb.
Her comedians and cars getting coffee thing with Jerry.
Oh, yeah.
They were bleeping her out every other word.
They were.
Yeah, she does not, she's not sanitize her language.
You know, I got to say on that note, Scott, listening to, because we told Connie that we were going to listen to the shows live, the Friday TMS and the Monday TMS as we drove.
and I could not get the volume down
fast enough on the mashup
the TMS mashup
Scott yells
Mark Knoppler's penis
Even though I didn't even think about it
I didn't even think about the fact
Like when we got to that part of the show
Yeah escape me entirely that your mom is listening in the car
Entirely
Yeah yeah oh my gosh
It's funny so she laughed at the rest of the show
She got strangely silent after that
that part i can't imagine why you know it's just what a what a what a weird thing to hear that
somebody of a different generation did not appreciate my screaming and yelling and swearing that's
fantastic so funny anyway there we go there you go good time glad to be back and uh it was a great
time yeah well there you go kansas was better or kansas city was better for having you in it yeah
oh and i did mention the barbecue we went to jack stack barbecue we have a listener named luke who
came to TMS Vegas 2024, and he's a souschef for Jack Stack.
They have multiple locations in Kansas City.
We apparently did not go to his because I asked if Luke was the souship there.
I don't know his last name.
I don't know his screen name.
I don't know.
Don't know how to find him to thank him, but he gave us a gift card,
and we used on this trip for $25 and had some of the best Barbie.
I've ever had in my life.
I sent you that photo, or I put it in our film sack chat.
Yeah.
That stuff was absolutely amazing.
People in Kansas City, they swear that they have the crown, that they're the ones with the best stuff.
And then everybody in, you know, Tennessee or Nashville.
Texas barbecue is great.
Kansas City barbecue, the Carolina's barbecue is great.
Yeah, I thought it was turned.
Oh, there you go.
Thank you for doing that.
No problem.
That's some, some brisket burnt ends, some pork ribs.
some sausage um a corn cheesy bake which was okay and some of the best freaking beans i think the best
the best side of beans i've ever had at a barbecue oh my gosh you're killing me this looks so good
like maple bourbon bacon i want i want claire to just take a deep look at this zoom just really
just gaze upon it claire and let us know how a vegan feels about this
No, Wes, we got, I got pork ribs instead of beef ribs.
Tina got, she got pork burned ends.
Actually, none of us got beef ribs now that I think about it.
But I love pork ribs.
I love baby back ribs and so.
Yeah, I'm the same.
I love beef.
I'm huge, like, steaks and all that.
I love it, but when it comes to ribs, 100% would rather have pork ribs.
Don't know why.
I think it's the fat in there.
The fat, I think it's the fat, too.
And I, and literally, you can't see in that photo, but I took,
one of the pork ribs and pulled the bone right out of it before I even took it off the plate.
It was just melts off the bone kind of thing.
Just pulled off the bone clean, set it off to the side, and then ate that.
How was the, is that, is that mac and cheese?
What is that?
No, it's a cheese.
It's called their cheesy corn, um, cheesy corn bake.
And it was, it was good.
There was like bits of meat in there, too.
but it was more like a
it was like a corn soup
cheesy corn soup
it was okay interesting
any kind of bread they give you some bread
with this and it kind of like no and that's what I thought
when I read that it was like oh cool like a cheesy corn bread
I want some corn bread and um turned out to be that cheesy corn soup
corn pudding yeah corn pudding I think
corn pudding I've never heard that before in my life
yeah corn pudding did you get a chance to see uh Cleo or anybody
while you're out there?
No, no, Stephen Schlecker's the only one.
We were busy and running around the entire time.
Like we could have, you know, much to Connie's enjoyment.
We were plopping her into the car and yanking her out of the car
multiple times a day going here, seeing this, you know, family
and doing this with the family and that.
Sure.
Yeah, it was more of a family trip.
I certainly would not mind going back out to Kansas City.
I probably fly.
Yeah.
But I would, you know,
heartbeat go back and do that
breakthrough thing again.
That's cool.
And doing it with Cleo and Steve
would be fantastic.
Or Jeremy Weichel
or I think Jeff is a geek
you're out there.
It would be great to see you.
Like, you know.
Got a lot of Midwesterner listeners out there
hanging out.
Could do a, you know,
could do a TMS, Kansas City meetup
and do Overland Park
and it would be just fine.
Yeah, that'd be all right.
We're going to,
Wendy and I are talking about
possibly something in Minnesota.
at some point, but we don't have, we don't know when and we don't know what.
We're all, we're still banging our head against what we're going to do, but she'll be
here and there, plenty of going up there too and seeing the chip theory folks.
Oh, cool.
If we can, let's plan it around the same time.
Yeah, if we could coordinate that, that'd be amazing.
That'd be really cool.
All right, well, we'll talk more about that.
All right, couple quick things while Brian was away.
We got this text about something, something Wendy said, speaking of Wendy,
Landon from Baton Rouge
wrote in
It's Red Stick
For anyone who's confused
On TMS 2823
Wendy said
We don't have drama
Until we have language
Or dreams sorry
I said drama
I got to zoom in
My glasses did
I would agree with that actually
We don't have drama
Until we have language
I don't know why I read it that way
I'm curious how that translates to pets
As language seems more sophisticated
I guess what I'm really asking
Is do dogs have dreams
because I seriously wanted to know.
I don't know who knows this,
but I wanted to put it out into the ether
because Bobby or someone's going to listen to this
and get curious and go dig it up.
I mean, we've seen videos of dogs
and we've had dogs that run while they're sleeping
because they're dreaming about chasing a ball
or a rabbit or a stick or something.
They definitely dream, right?
It's just a matter of does the language thing apply to them?
And I guess dogs do have their own language.
They have their own language.
Yeah, there's, you know, you can tell when a dog
is happy barking versus angry barking, dangerous barking.
It's like, yeah.
Yeah, we may not fully understand it or distinguish between two kinds of barking all the time.
Although, I don't know.
I feel like when you wouldn't know your dog well enough, you can kind of tell when it's, I need to pee versus I want to go after the chihuahua next door or whatever.
But anyway, yeah, it's an interesting question about how they dream, perhaps, I guess.
But I definitely see my dog's dream.
Ripley's one of those dogs that will sit there and go.
oh yeah yeah yeah and then it'll start kicking and like like she's running she'll do one of those
all the time i love that yeah salem well salem will will flex her paws like the jittery pause and then
you'll see her uh whiskers twitching like she's she's dreaming either about eating something
killing something with her teeth probably a nara yeah i want to get a translator on cats
because when they do that thing where they go yeah yeah yeah when they're looking at bird or
something yeah that whatever they're saying there i need to know yeah yeah what evil thing it's a
it's a cat vocal fry you're gonna love by the way that reminds me you're gonna love one of these
i'm doing it for my recommendal this week so i won't get super into it but there's an episode of this
love death and robots that you're gonna love because it's very cat centric oh good um and it reminds me of
your cat in the way the fur on this cat is a different color but it's very okay a nara like cat
kind of long mid long hair kind of cat and it's voiced by um parnell uh who's the parnell
chris parnell oh excellent dr seaman yes he's great in it and the and then there's a robot in
there voiced by uh john oliver and it's fantastic it's really good well oh i can't wait this season's
good man i'm excited to talk about it there's some weird shit in there like there always is
but i love that stuff it's like being 15 and going to the animation festival
festivals all over again. I love it so much.
Spike and mics and stuff. Yeah, right now we have no shortage of things that I'm excited
to watch. So good. That's a good one to kind of slate one or two here and there, like in
between stuff for me. Tina doesn't care about those, but she likes the black mirror. So we watch
those together, but I can watch the Love Death and Robots myself. Yeah. And they're short.
So like you said, pop them in, pop them out. Rainbow Bright, Desire says she watched the 400
Boys episode. That's the title of it. It doesn't give anything away. But that is such a
cool effing thing oh my gosh i loved it it's probably the standouts of this season i saw you
mentioned it in discord chat uh you phrased it as i'm still thinking about 400 boards
well brian like a lot of things i type them and then realize later shit
because i had that thought after too i typed it hit it yeah oh oh wait a minute
i loved it though man it's good we'll talk can't wait to watch it we'll talk more tomorrow
but it's it's awesome uh then another text from frost mn regarding the saint elsewhere universe thing
that we talked about like a week ago whenever it was he says hey snorlax and blastos blastois
blastoys that's a that's a plus 150 um evolved um or uh tort the turtle with a gun on him um oh
oh my gosh this really illustrates my lack of knowledge in the pokemon universe
Bulbuchar. No, not Bulbuchar.
Fat Squirrel.
Geez, Louise. Squirrel I could not remember.
Oh, my gosh. Squirrel gets a...
Squirrel gets a gun on its back.
Holy shit.
Yeah, Canon.
I don't know shit about these things.
Anyway.
That tells you how long it's been since I've played any Pokemon Go.
Still going, although they sold the whole thing to...
Who'd they sell that to?
Nanny. Not Nettys.
There was some...
Yeah, some other...
They're going to keep doing the tech behind it, but they're not going to make games anymore.
which I think makes sense.
I don't know.
It's a weird thing with those guys.
Anyway, hey, snorlax and blast toys.
In the most recent episode,
well, it's not so recent anymore,
the discussion of the St. Elsewhere Universe Theory
reminded me about another fun connection.
In Detective Pikachu,
I've never seen this movie,
so this is going to be new to me.
In Detective Pikachu,
there is a scene where the main character
is watching an old gangster movie,
but in the same movie,
Kevin watches in Home Alone.
But it's the same movie.
It's the same movie, yeah.
that Kevin watches in Home Alone.
That movie, Angela with 50 Filthy Souls,
was a fake movie clip made from Home Alone,
so there must be Pokemon in Home Alone.
Oh, I did not know.
I thought that was a real old gangster movie,
the one that Kevin watches and the sound clips
help scare away the wet bandits.
I would have assumed that.
That was a real gangster movie,
but that's Angela with,
I think it's Angels with Filthy Souls.
Oh.
They put Angela.
He may have just mistyed that.
sure. Angels with filthy
sense? That makes more sense, right?
Because Angela with filthy souls,
that doesn't even make, like, possessive
sense. Yeah.
Angels with filthy souls, that makes sense.
Angela has some filthy souls. Hey, Angela,
what you, clean your filthy souls?
Clean your feet, Angela. She? Who's the boss
around here?
Mona.
But that's cool. So,
so, yeah, the Pokemon,
the Pokemon and Home Alone universe,
are one. I love that. Yeah.
That's so cool. And somehow probably all connected
to the St. Elsewhere universe somehow. That's the whole fun
of it. Somehow. Yeah, because everything, apparently
all roads lead to the St. Elsewhere.
Yeah. All roads lead to elsewhere.
That's right. That's right. All right, you guys,
it's time for some news. We got
Travis coming up in a little bit. So stick around for that.
Before all that, we do this.
It's time for the news, and it's
brought to you by. Brought to you by
Daily Music Headlines. Had Eileen
cover my Friday and Monday shows.
but I was back today.
Thank goodness because I got to break the news.
You know, there are times when a journalist gets the upper be there for the right thing,
whether it's the Hindenburg explosion or the humanity or the JFK assassination or man landing on the moon.
Today I got to break the news, some truly outrageous news, that Gemmon Hologram's 40th anniversary has resulted in a brand new album coming out in July,
featuring re-recordings by Britta, whatever name is,
Britta Smith, I think it is,
who was the original voice of Jim,
coming back and re-recording six new songs for the,
or six new versions of songs for the Gem and the Hologram's 40th anniversary album.
That is truly, truly, outrageous.
Isn't that outrageous?
It's so truly outrageous.
It's so truly outrageous.
Gem hype, man.
Gem hype is real.
Are we ever going to watch, should we watch that movie for,
wasn't there a movie, a Gem and the Hologra's movies?
The series, wasn't it?
Wasn't it just like a...
It was a Saturday morning cartoon, I know that.
Did they make a movie?
Maybe they did.
I thought they made a movie a few years ago.
Yeah, 2015.
Oh, I never...
I don't remember that.
I mean, 2015 was a year
or I only really remembered one movie,
but everything else that happened was, you know.
Starring three names that you'll never hear again,
and Molly Ringwald and Juliette Lewis.
Molly Ringwald and Juliet Lewis in the same film.
Together, together at last.
80s icons, finally, in a film.
2015 film with
Yeah
All right
Oh well it's not like
There was anything else
That came out that year
That you would have watched
No not at all
I wasn't distracted by any one single film that year
But I'll tell you what
That sounds like a film sack movie
I'll tell you that
It does not like a film sac
By the way
Hasbro Studios
And so who knows
Maybe we'll get the Gem Transformers
GIO crossover
We've been
That we've been walking
Oh that would be amazing
Let's do it
Let's get them all in the same room, yeah.
And Bloom House Productions.
What?
Holy shit.
That's some early business for them.
It's like we've got to see this.
Monica wants to know who are the three names you'll ever hear again?
Aubrey People's, Stephanie Scott, and Haley, Kiyoko.
I've never heard of any of those people.
Not that I'm the, I'm not your litmus test, everybody.
So if you've heard of them, hey, good job.
But I've never heard of those ladies.
Good luck to them.
Yeah, so there you go.
Lots of direct video.
I'm sure they've been in the things.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
So, you know, Stephanie Scott was in.
Beethoven's big break, about the big dog.
Okay.
Haley Kiyoko was in insidious chapter three.
So there's something you might have seen her in.
Timo version of Kaley Kowko, was what that sounds like.
Kewko, Haley Kiko.
It's the, I think I misheard you, version of Haley Koko.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, I hope they all find great success.
It's not us, you know, we're not to be smirking them.
Sure.
You've made your point, Brian, says, Monica.
Oh, Monica cracks me up.
You've made your point.
Brian makes a point.
Well, anyway, that's great.
And you know, you really are the cronkite of our day to get this gym news out.
Yes, to get to break the news about gem and the holograms.
I mean, you know, TLCs fighting with universal music over their contract.
And Trump, the orange squat goblin, is angry.
at Bruce Springsteen covered that,
but really it's all about
Jim and the hologams.
Yeah.
You know what?
It was dumb.
I'm just going to,
I don't,
you know,
we don't like to drag the politics here,
but.
We like to talk about the orange squat goblin.
Yeah,
we kind of avoid it,
but his,
his attorney general,
but I don't remember her name,
Pam Bondi,
I think is her name.
Yes.
She got up and said,
in the wake of this,
Springsteen stuff,
uh,
where an entire section of the country
of didn't actually read the lyrics to
born in the USA.
She got up and said
nobody, unless you are the leader of
this country, no one should be called the boss.
That's what she said. That's her legal
opinion. It blanked you out
just as you were saying, unless you're the leader of this country,
you shouldn't be what? You shouldn't be called the boss
is what she said. Oh, she's.
Okay. It made me want to pee
on an electric fence
and then eat glass. Maybe want to chew
glass. Yeah. And then she
yelled at Iron Chef
because of the chairman.
No one should be called the chairman.
Frank Sinatra.
Chairman of the board.
Nope.
No, no one's allowed.
Michael Jackson, King of Pop.
Dumb, stupid, effing thing to say.
So dumb.
Absolutely stupid.
All right.
Well, that's great.
Check out daily music headlines, everybody.com.
Yes, daily music headlines.com.
Let's get to the story.
It's about a tourist bitten by a crocodile.
That's always fun.
Oh, gosh.
Yeah.
He was taking a selfie at a zoo.
He thought the animal was fake
I don't know
I don't know why you would do that at a zoo
Yeah
Well and why you'd think it was fake
You know if it's out on the if it's out on the walkways
And there are kids walking around on it
Then it's fake if it's
Yeah like I mean this one was
We're in the you're in the zoo
It's in the cage or the enclosure
What glat whatever it is
Yeah
I'm sorry but you're dumb
If you think that's Darwin
Darwinism just right here like
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Did they still do Darwin Awards?
I assume that's still a thing.
I assume so, yeah.
They're a little, sometimes.
I mean, it's an embarrassment of riches for the Darwin Awards people.
It's probably like shooting fish in a barrel these days.
Yeah.
I feel like maybe their work is cut out for them, as they say.
It really is, yeah.
It says a man visiting as he was attacked by a crocodile after he climbed into the
animal's enclosure to pose for photos.
The man identified as Manila Bulletin.
What?
Okay, I'm not making that up.
This is like...
No, no, no.
It identified by the Manila bulletin.
It's a newspaper.
We talked about Texas Battle being a bad name, but imagine if your name was Manila Bulletin.
Oh, my gosh, I read that so wrong.
Anyway, a 29-year-old, I guess they didn't give us his name, climbed over a chainling fence with a cell phone in the hand of, sorry, in hand, at the kebug.
island mangrove in wetlands park in the Philippine, southern Zamberanga,
Sibbuge province.
Pretty sure I got.
Yeah, I think all of that is correct.
I got all of that right.
That was on Monday, April 20th, so it's been a bit.
Anyway, and the video obtained by viral press.
I always trust them to find the viral videos.
Yeah, good little viral press.
Onlookers could be heard screaming at the man and the crocodile,
and the crocodile after it bit him on the arm and held on tight.
That's what they do.
Yeah.
They are, that is literally their job in the world is to bite onto their prey tight and not let go.
And then sometimes spin.
I said no photos.
Yeah.
I said no photos.
No interviews.
No interviews.
Check your very old episodes of TMS for that reference.
That's right.
That's for the long time listeners right there.
Yeah.
If you've been here 10 years or more, you know who we're talking about.
Though the man could be seen sitting still as he awaited help, crocodile a female named Laylay.
or Lale, I'm not sure which,
dragged him through the shallow water
and rolled over. That's what they do. Also,
twisting his arm even further as he screamed in pain.
Yeah. Oh, no, just hearing that, like,
clamping under your arm and then doing the spin,
the death roll or whatever they call it.
Oh, it's horrible. I mean, it's, I cannot imagine,
well, I can. There's worse things, but that's pretty bad.
Sure. That's pretty bad.
Yeah. Police officers told the media
that man had climbed into the enclosure, he thought what crocodile was fake.
The tourist was walking around the east.
area in a quote they say then he saw the crocodile which he thought was just a plastic
fixture says police staff sergeant joe sagoya um he climbed the fence and entered the enclosure
and the crocodile attacked if you have to climb a fence into an enclosure of something it's probably
not a uh something for you to take a selfie with at the zoo it's a zoo it's not your damer's yard
you didn't just jump the fence to look at his dog dumb ass you think they all come from florida
Maybe they immigrate there.
It looks like he was from Dublin, looks like.
Oh, just kidding.
I just wanted, I just wanted Claire,
because Claire's fishing to see what part of America this guy came from.
He's not a tourist from America.
He's a, let's see.
His name is Manila Bulletin.
His name is Manila Bulletin.
Okay, get it right.
I love the name Manila Bulletin.
They don't say where he was from, do they?
No, but I think Ireland.
I think you're right.
I think from like, you know, the aisle of something.
Gugabon, whatever they have over there.
I don't know what they're doing.
Hey, I got some good news, everybody.
I'm so stoked about this, I can barely stand it.
This August, we are finally getting the Alien Earth television program
brought to you by Noah Hawley's production team over on the FX channel.
And we got some details, a couple of photos, nothing too crazy, but enough to get me excited.
That's a shot of who is she?
that is. Sidney Chandler, right?
Yeah. I don't know her, but
she looks like a, you know,
if you're making an alien movie, you need a
female protagonist slash
someone to root for who's smarter than all the
dipshits at the company.
And that's who, that's, I'm thinking is her job this
in the series. Oh, she was in
Sugar, the
Colin Farrell thing.
Oh, I still don't watch that.
Oh my God, dude. You know how I, you know how
wanted you to watch Paradise and not tell you anything about it yeah yeah it's like that with
this i'm going to do the same thing with sugar okay yeah yeah it this one this one won't make my
a1c go up either this is just a tv show no this is the sugar i want you to be on okay for sure
i need to yeah i've been i mean it's i have it on my list i just got to do it oh she
clear mentioned ash is she on ash in ash the the movie ash i don't know the oh movies that's the
sci-fi movie? That was the
sci-fi movie where this one wakes up
from Stasis and
her entire crew is dead and she had
to figure out. Because
she's
pretty impossible, but she can't remember. It's really
whacked out. Yeah, I heard that was a weird one.
And that's another one with the director as a
name a little bit like bulletin guy.
Yes.
Serengi.
Yeah, something like that.
Boy, your internet just went to hooey-hoey.
Let's see if I can change
let me change
zones here.
I don't know why it went so weird
just suddenly it went really bad.
Okay, here we go.
Robot.
Okay, now say words.
It's actually worse.
What's going on here?
Let's see.
I don't know what that's about.
Let's see if we change to
U.S. West.
Oh.
Is it letting me change?
This might be a Discord thing.
All right, hold on, everybody.
I'm going to pause something real funky going on.
I think we're okay now.
That was very weird.
Anyway, look at this other thing.
This is the thing I didn't know.
Look at this guy.
Timothy, Oliphant.
Wow, cool.
Nobody told me he was in it.
Nice.
I like Timothy.
That gray hair.
She apparently, the Sidney Chandler played in some movie,
played chrissey hind like in a biopic pretenders or rock and roll biopic oh that's cool i didn't
know that i like that a lot i like uh the pretenders a lot look at these guys looking them out there
they look like they're working on alien shit they're about to head on out to terra nova yeah yeah
but this will be a lot better than taranova one would hope you know uh can't i don't like
mr feet man whoever that is it's gonna piss me off uh just eight feet
I just don't like people showing their feet to me.
I just don't like it.
And then you got, who's that?
Adrian Edmondson.
I don't know him.
All of this sounds great.
Adrian Edminson.
That name sounds familiar like I've seen some British, uh, Star Wars.
He's, uh...
Is he Star Wars guy?
Let's see.
Who's he in Star Wars?
Um, not recognizing...
Oh, duh, Adrian Edmondson.
He's, uh, the young ones.
was uh oh what from uh yeah with the with the hair oh my gosh that's vivian that's vivian
that's vivian from the young ones holy cow i'm i love that he's anywhere near this
are you kidding the one that was like walking around going okay you guys we need to go to the
he was like that that one the frumpy one no no he was uh that was neal was the guy oh then
it's the short guy with the the little spikes on his head then that guy exactly the
rocker with the orange hair and the yes he was like the johnny rotten like sort of he was the johnny
rotten like exactly not the mod not the uh adam ant looking dude but the um but the full on punk rocker
he's um i've played him on the show a few times uh he is in a band called the bad shepherds and um
they do really cool covers of uh 80s songs and stuff that's great oh my god
he's married to Jennifer Saunders of
Abfab. That's crazy. I didn't know
that. Jeez, look at all these connections
and look at Noah Hawley in the middle of it all,
you know? Yeah, yeah.
Ooh. Oh, this is great.
I'm even more, I was excited before
and I'm even more excited about this.
This is a person called, and I don't want to freak
anyone out, but this person's name is
Utani. Hmm.
Oh, oh, like she is actually named
Utani. Yeah, it sounds like perhaps
her and Wayland. Scott Wayland
got together.
Uh-huh.
I started singing about,
Ren. Up here.
That's great.
Yeah, exactly.
All right.
I'm stoked about this.
When is this July, right?
Oh, August.
August.
I can't wait.
You know what it's mostly on the backs of?
It's entirely on the backs of Noah Holly.
It's entirely on the back with that.
Because if you just said, hey, they're doing an alien series, I'd be so skeptical.
I'd be just like, okay, well, we'll see when it comes.
I wouldn't be, like, hating on it.
But I wouldn't be all out of my mind about it.
but Noah Hawley has done nothing I didn't love.
Fargo was amazing.
The Marvel thing.
Those dark episodes of,
those dark seasons of Legion that he did.
He did the whole series of Legion,
but the second and third seasons got dark.
Oh, they got real dark.
And they were so good.
He's so good.
Yeah, yeah.
Shit.
I can't wait.
Yeah.
All right.
Wait until the middle August.
That's one I'm not going to wait and like binge.
I'm watching them week by week, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, same, same. August can't get here quick enough. Although things are moving too quick, so maybe August can take its time. You know what I mean?
No kidding. Yeah. Yeah. Time's really weird right now. This May. This was May. I know. Maybe the rest of May and all of June could take a little bit more time to get me some more bike riding time. Yeah. It would be nice.
Good Lord, May. May is stupid right now.
Yeah, it is. Oh my gosh. You are a real close. No, it's the end of June. So you got some time to prep.
I have a month and a half, or a month and, a month and a week, something like that.
Yeah, two weeks. Yeah. And I'll be, I guess we've talked about this. I'm going to be gone the same weekend, I think, that you raised.
It's going to be perfect. Yeah, it's all going to work out. Don't worry, everybody. We've got lots of sandbag content like Filmsack. We'll have a show.
Yeah, yeah. Everything will be fun. We've been nailing down the film sack recording timeline. It's all, it's all planned. It's all safe.
That's right. Everybody calm down. Here's the deal now, though. We're going to take a break with a song and one more.
we come back from that we're going to spend a little time with our old pal Travis he's going to
come on here and do some stuff so get ready for that he's going to trivialize our time with him
that doesn't sound right uh but we need a song first brian so please tell me what you got
i'm going to do a quick uh like yesterday great job uh with the indian the middle uh except you didn't
give the band name until the end and the band name is teeth you're like calling it teethe uh i thought
it was teethe or teethe or teet thee that was it teethe yeah no teeth like
Like that baby is teething.
Teeth. Anyway, band today is a band called Sedona.
They're from, or the singer-songwriter Sedona, it's one person, magnetic.
She's a lady from L.A.
And she recorded the album between her hometown of Los Angeles and New York,
and she kind of bounced back and forth.
She's originally from New York City, but now she lives in L.A.
In any case, she's got an incredible, incredible voice.
The brand new album is called, oh, I'm sorry, every once in a while.
This is the first single.
It's called The Culprate.
Here is Sedona.
It's getting harder and harder to death.
Your motive creeped upon me in myself
Locked up, hiding in it inside
What are you doing when no one's looking inside?
You broke into my heart
You almost stolen
But I put the fire out
Forgetting all my lighters at the bar.
But did I leave them last night in your car?
Crossbeats tasting what we lost?
Hands tired, but even preachers break.
You all over golden.
You broke into my heart.
You almost stolen.
But I put the fire out.
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Will wouldn't have no broken leg and we wouldn't be asking no favors, except he saved
your boy's life. I kind of liked it, but thank you anyway.
back who was that one more time that is the artist sidona from her brand new release every once
in a while that is a song called the culprit this uh clip i played was a little kid it was from
the skim show i forget i think it's andrew one of i think that's his name anyway one of his
kids responding to a recipe or something yeah it's this cheese recipe thing kim makes out of
cottage cheese and some other stuff and a lot of people really like it but kids not so much
kids are kind of like put off by the sourness of it and it's just the cutest little
I kind of liked it but thank you anyway what a sweet little kid it's the sweetest yeah he's not
that's the most honest response a kid can give and totally knows their manners at the end so cute
thank you no more thank you anyway no more please so freaking cute um all right we're gonna do now
what we've always meant to be doing which is to add Travis to this call yeah uh let's see if we can
do that easily. Here we go. All right, Travis and coming. Spend a little fun quality time with him.
Here we go. This is Travis, and you'll do well to listen carefully to what he has to say.
You surely will. It is Travis, and he is joining us all the way from where he lives. I'm not going to
out him. I'm not going to docks him, okay? From his address on Spooner Street. That's right.
Just know it's an important part of, let's call it the Midwest, and let's call it, you know,
an important part of America's industrial revolution,
that area of the world.
Let's just say that.
How about that?
That fits, doesn't it?
Travis, how are you?
How are you doing?
I'm doing quite well.
Yeah, it fits.
I mean, it's as good as,
it's the nicest thing I can say about where I'm at.
Yeah, and that's cool.
There's nothing wrong with that.
By the way, this is going to be an all-timer forever.
I'm into this shit.
Yeah, right there.
We're going to keep that forever.
It's too good.
We do need one where you get the full jokes on you.
I'm into this shit.
I actually have that one.
problem is that uh who was your partner i can't remember who were you with oh bobby bobby oh he
cut you off a little so that's why i usually don't play this one but here it is i'll just play a little bit
of it yeah so you had like a little bit of a yeah there's a little bit of yeah but we got both
because we got both i mean that that's the greatest line ever oh they're amazing they're amazing
anyway hey you you keep talking about how you peaked early i disagree you have not peaked early
that was just a that was just an early peak
right exactly
there are many more peaks to come
yeah many more
well it's good in range of comedy
good to have you here man
we're excited about being
trivia tested
by you yes
yeah no we're gonna we we
it's been a month
little over a month I guess
yeah
and uh
Brian you've got some catching up to do
because
a little bit yeah
yeah I think though isn't it
I'm like only one or two will be oh no
I'm not I'm like a five no
you're not you're like maybe
I thought it was close
behind. Is it really four? Four to zero, I think, is what it is. Holy shit. I haven't been enjoying
my lead very much. I need to start enjoying it. I didn't realize. You need to start enjoying it,
Scott, because I'm not used to it. Even if I do well, I'm not catching up for September or August.
Oh, my gosh. All right. Well, I'll see what happens. Travis, take it away. I have no idea what you've brought
today, so let's see if I can maintain my lead or if Brian will come and destroy me.
Yeah, so we're going to start round one with the movie.
um i'm going to give you cast members from the movie scott you get to start our bidding uh
all right cast members from a movie okay i can probably do that in uh three i'm gonna start with
three yeah i will take two um do it let's have you do it you can try for one i don't think i could
do it let's have them do two i may have over extended yeah all right brian here's your two cast
members from this movie.
Ryan Philippi
Benicio del Toro
Ryan
Philippi
that's when I get to remember
which Ryan that is
there's so many rhymes
that we got all at once
between our gozzlings
and our Reynolds
and I have to remember
Ryan the lesser
the lesser Ryan the lesser
I love that
they're coming back
since you get a bunch of rhymes
you get a bunch of chrises now
yeah yeah
it's all it all comes in
waves we're in the end of our Ryan wave
but Benicio del Toro
that feels like the one I need to kind of
hang my
hook on because that's
there are far fewer movies that I know
with
Benicio del Toro
um
I don't know this one yet
man
my
my
my
best guess just because I know there was a big cast
in it would be traffic.
So I'll guess traffic.
It's a good guess, but incorrect.
You know what? That's a great guess.
I would have, when you said it, I went out, shit.
I think he just got it, but no.
All right, do I get an extra name?
You get an extra name.
Okay, give me that name.
We have Ryan Filopee.
We have Benicio del Toro, and you also get Juliette Lewis.
Oh.
Okay, well, it's not
either of the
Sicario movies
because she's not in that
um
god I can't
look like
Juliet Lewis for me
has been so much television
I think of older movies with her
but
it would have been before Benicio Liltor
was a known quantity
yeah
maybe
I'm struggling here
um
I may have
I may have gone too deep a cut
on this
maybe i don't even know if i've i can't even picture it if i've even seen this um and i like him
i'll kind of go out of my way to see movies he's in yeah so i'm just going to wing it and say
uh this is a dumb one i'll just say the second cicario movie because i really have nothing
else to come into mind sure uh incorrect it's that cape fear lays it i mean i mean uh it i
Think of Cape Fear with Juliet
Lewis. Were they like little kids in
Cape Fear or something?
No, actually in the chat, Matuba got it
right. The Way of the Gun. Oh,
I've never seen it. The Way of the Gun. Okay.
Do you know what that is? Brian? I've never heard of it.
Uh-uh. No. I've heard the name.
2001, I believe,
is when it came out.
And it also has Juliette Lewis and
her dad, Jeffrey Lewis, as well as
James... I always forget. Jeffrey Lewis
is her dad. I always forget. Yeah.
Yeah. So weird.
a little kind of
I don't want to say noir, but sort of
that kind of crime drama.
I think Juliette Lewis is a
she's like a surrogate mother
in it. It's an interesting
movie. It's not great, but I
enjoyed it. Do you think Jeffrey Lewis could
watch the viewing of
from Dust Hill Dawn and hear his daughter
say that one line without just cringing
or turning away or whatever? Oh, I always
forget that she's in that. She says
the nastiest thing in that and he
I just don't. Actually, if you
people say that we've watched
Wave the Gun for Film Sack. Did we really?
No.
No.
Yeah. 3992 says
Sean Moore.
I don't remember this at all.
There's a lying way of the gun.
She's okay.
I do remember this film. Oh my God.
Yeah.
I'm looking at the quick sack.
Let's see. I don't remember this.
Two low level criminals who kidnap a woman
Juliet Lewis pregnant with a child of a mafia money launderer.
Yeah.
Yeah, I vaguely remember this.
Okay.
James Kahn is the gangster.
All right.
Yep.
Yeah, Nikki Kat, Scott Wilson.
I remember talking about him.
Okay.
A little forgettable, if I'm being honest.
Yeah.
You're not wrong.
I still barely remember it even now talking about it.
All right.
I remember Nicky Kat being a real dick.
Yeah.
He knows how to do that real well on his roles.
He does.
Yeah.
Anyway.
All right.
So nobody gets from one one.
We'll move on to round two.
And Brian's going to start our bidding on, I've got an actor.
We'll go with titles of movies.
This actor has been it.
Titles of movies.
Okay.
All right.
I swear I hear the ocean behind his call.
I do too.
Yeah.
You got a weird mic thing.
It may be Discord's being funky for everybody.
It could be Discord because we're having the problems earlier.
This is the mic I always use.
It's like a weird hiss.
um
boy i mean i know if i say three you're going to go two
i'm going to do it anyway and and hope that the two aren't obvious
so i'm hearing myself oh i hear no i don't hear me yeah okay am i good now okay
i think you're good now all right i'm going to i'm going to go i'm going to go i'm going to
regret it i'm going to go three three movies yeah i'll do i'll do i'll try to
try two
all right
you know what
no reason not to
I'll try one
you can be a
you can be a movie
I'll try and name an actor
from it
all right
name that actor
not to
yeah
go for it
here's your movie
Brian
SWAT
well
the only actor
I can remember
from that thing
is LL cool J
so I'm gonna say
LL cool J
I mean that's a good guess
right
one of two that I would think of from that movie.
I'll say, oh, can you get me, you give me another movie.
Give me another movie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So we got SWAT and 28 weeks later.
Oh.
Okay, that's tricky, though, because I was thinking of Colin Farrell.
Oops, it's all janky again.
what the heck discord
why discord have to be this way
let me fix these
let me switch to other ISP
oh there we go there we go it worked better now
Travis and I said they're talking is like
do you hear Scott nope I don't hear Scott
that's really weird
okay so let's go with
SWAT and 28 weeks later
yeah Colin Farrell
was going to be my blurt out because he's
in, oh, no, maybe that's not him in SWAT.
But he's not in the other one, so I don't know why I'm even bringing him up.
All right, 28 weeks later, love that movie.
It's a very early role for Jeremy Renner.
I don't know if Jeremy Renner is in the other thing or not, but I'm going to say Jeremy
Renner.
That is correct.
Oh, nicely done.
Oh, that's great.
I was thinking of that movie because it's the first time I ever saw him.
And also Idris Elba, the first time I ever saw Idris Elba in anything other than
I think I'd heard mention of him, but
that was the first thing I'd seen him in. He played a general
from the American Army in that. That movie's
great. 28 weeks later is underrated.
People always go, oh, the first one's better.
I kind of disagree. I think two's like
the killer movie, and I cannot wait for
years. It was Eccleston
and the first one or the second one?
First one. First one. Okay. I really
like, God, yeah, I do still
think I like the second one better, but man, that
whole... I need to rewatch the second one. It's been way too long.
It's a good time to watch it with the new one,
coming up.
This summer is the next summer?
This summer.
This summer.
Yeah.
That and all the marble shit, that's like number one on my list.
I cannot wait to see it.
Can't wait.
All right.
I feel good about that.
Colin Farrell was the other one, by the way, from SWAT that I, like, if I think of SWAT,
all I think of is Colin Farrell and L.O. Cool, Jay.
I forget that Colin Farrell was in SWAT.
That's funny.
That's weird because I kind of thought he was, but then disagreed with myself.
Swat's not very good.
It's okay.
It's not great.
All right.
Yeah, no.
And we definitely watch that one for film, Sack.
I remember that.
I remember that one.
Didn't we?
Yeah, I think we could.
All right.
Round three, music round.
Scott's going to start out hitting on the song.
I have, they're not consecutive.
They're somewhat consecutive, but I have one second, two, three, four, and five
seconds of this.
One, two, three, and four?
One, two, three, four, and five.
And this is me.
Is this a me turn?
You get to start the bidding, yeah.
Okay.
Three seconds.
Three seconds.
All right.
Brian?
Oh, questions.
Would Scott go to one if I went to?
I'm not going to chance.
I'm going to do one and hope that it's a one second that I recognize.
You're very good at this one, so I have a feeling you'll do fine.
Let's have, let's give it the one.
It feels like the only one of these that I can sink my teeth into every month.
Let's give it a shot.
Here we go for your one second, Brian.
Ooh, okay.
That's immediately familiar.
Yeah, do it again.
Yeah, you can get one more.
Yeah, you can get one more.
Is that?
Um,
I know it to me.
I know it.
I just can't, I cannot.
Yeah, and I don't want to say the band and give you the answer.
I'm pretty sure I know the band, because I saw these guys in concert and it was one of the greatest shows I'd ever seen.
Let's see.
I think it's Muse is the band, and I think it's...
super massive black hole
it's a great song
it's not the one I play
shoot all right
and then you get three songs
three seconds on it yeah give me
yeah scott you three seconds of the song
you ready here we go
oh that's Metallica
isn't it
can play me three seconds one more time
one more I can give you one more
okay
Not Metallica?
I don't know.
Now I'm questioning everything.
All right.
I'll go with my gut.
I think that's Metallica.
Okay.
You got a tightness?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
That's a...
In the dark.
At least I think it might be.
and that's
my shit
oh I know this song you're talking about
that's Allison Chains
and
I don't know dude
okay I'll just
I'll guess
um
uh
Alice and Chains and
that song
I don't know
know the name of the song it's not rooster it's the other one on dirt i love that album it's a great
album uh also not the song that's not the song is it damn it all right you were on the right track
it was metallica ah shit i disappear by metallic wow okay that's a deep cut man i'm i feel like
you might have even given me five seconds on that one i would not have gotten it
i know i don't know i can't even think of this a few songs by metallic i know very
well and that is not one of them
it's fair that's hard that's a
lesser known because
I don't remember if it was I think it
eventually was on the reload album
it wasn't on load though
it was on reload right
oh I hate the load album
that album cover makes me nauseous
oh yeah yeah
the cover is terrible the album itself is pretty good
oh the album's great and it was also highly
people were very critical because it was such a
you know they're trying to make a
comeback and a departure and it was very
Much like, oh, what's metallic going to be now in the 90s when they're past their quote-unquote prime?
But it was still a pretty good album.
But that album cover makes me want to vomit.
And I never can throw up.
You know how hard it is for me.
So, anyway.
All right.
All right.
Damn.
We've got Scott one, two push, and we're on to round four.
Brian, you're going to start our bidding on round four.
All right.
And this is a director.
Director, okay.
Based on titles that they have directed.
Movie titles.
Oh, boy.
My weakest thing is director.
Scott knows these inside now, but I want to play defensively on this.
Smart.
I'm going to go two.
Two, all right.
Okay, well, knowing what we know about the others,
I'm going to attempt one so I can try to stave off a tie.
Is this our final round or just our second of final round?
No, we've got one more.
We've got one more round after this.
All right, you know what?
I'm going to actually let him do it.
Sorry.
I mean, why wouldn't you take one?
Well, you've got no reason not to.
Well, oh, that's true, because then the next one, you're right.
You know what?
I will do one.
I'll see what happens.
Yeah.
All right.
I don't know what my math is.
I don't know why I'm helping you.
Why am I helping you?
That being said, I have good comeback in the second half of the year.
That's what you're listening.
Yeah.
Exactly.
This is karma.
I know.
Exactly.
I want to.
All right, Scott, here's your one title that this person directed.
Bart Simpson, do the Bartman.
You're kidding me.
Bart Simpson do the Bartman.
They can't all be laid out.
I know, no, they definitely can't be.
This is the most non-
music video, I'm assuming.
Yeah, so, all right, well, now I've got to connect all the other clues.
I think I have an idea on the other clues.
What ties us all together?
Yeah, I'll be interested to see if you get the theme as well.
Once you hear it, you'll know, you'll, you know, forehead smack.
Kick myself in the butt.
I honestly.
I honestly don't know.
I'll just make a guess so I can try to resolve this here.
David Fincher.
Not a bad guess, but incorrect.
I'm trying to think of music video people.
I know, yeah.
It seems like all of our current directors are all former music video people, though.
It was a good way to start for a lot of them.
Ryan, you would guess two, right?
So you get one.
So I get a second movie.
Yep.
So we had the Bart Simpson,
do the Bartman.
Another one is Tomorrowland.
Oh, which I never watched.
I didn't either.
Oh, no, I did.
I think I did watch it.
Watch streaming.
And it was, again, a little bit unmemorable,
the coin that makes her flip back and forth between.
I don't remember what it was.
What was the...
Yeah.
Like, she could hold this coin.
It would flip her back and forth.
between where she lived and then this this like the future as we imagined it in 1950 looking kind of future
just with a coin store i'd never heard of that tomorrow land yeah based on the disney uh um
i don't know but i'm going to base on on the other clues that we've gotten i'm going to guess
mcg mcg uh no incorrect who is it
So a couple other movies this person directed
That you might have heard of before
The Incredibles
Oh, that was Brad Bird
Freaking Brad Fing Bird
Brad Bird
Brad Bird, yes, okay
Jeez
One of his first credits is Bart Simpson's
Do the Bart Man
And he actually said that was one of the hardest things
He ever had to do because he had like two weeks to do it
Dang it
Wow, okay
Yeah, they are
I think I'm way off on what I thought the theme was
crap. Okay, but I think I know
the... Well, wait a minute, though.
Possibly. This might help. It might not.
All right.
All right.
We got one more.
So our fifth round, it's another actor.
We're going with titles again.
It's hard sometimes to do like characters because a lot of these actors,
it'd be like saying Nick Cage and then giving you characters that he's played
because they'll see Nick Cage all the time.
Right, right.
movie titles uh scott you're going to start our bidding okay movie titles movie titles we have to get the actor yes okay i'm gonna do
i'm gonna go one wow yeah yeah okay okay ultimate defensive play yeah yeah yeah what are we do with a tie
for what i would guess with one if we do get a tie we get a tie breaker right that's how this goes yeah
You've got one in my nothing, so there's, there's, we don't need a tiebreaker.
Even if you get this wrong, it's, uh, oh, I still, there's not a tie.
That's right.
That's right.
Okay.
Well, I'll take it.
Let's do it.
Okay.
All right.
Here's your one movie.
Wasabi.
Help.
I love that movie.
I saw that movie.
It was a little kid.
It was a little kid.
I saw that movie.
Yeah, I love that movie.
It's just the one line, though.
It's a real short movie.
Wasabi.
Yeah.
I don't remember.
You make a great film sack movie, by the way.
What is?
What is, well, I guess you can't tell me.
It's a movie starring.
And I'm looking, I'm sorry, looking for the actor,
Actor, not director.
Nope.
I know Sun Bun, they have not sacked Wasabi.
It's a reasonable assumption.
I mean, I've been many movies.
What have we done?
Like 400?
Didn't we do our 400th episode recently?
Oh, I...
Oh, no, you're welcome.
Wasabi, when I'm doing actor, not director.
Actor.
Yes, actor.
Boy, the theme of this is really alluding me.
Because normally by this stage, we kind of know, do you, Brian, understand where we're at with the theme?
I have a guess that, you know, I can't say.
I might type it to Travis just to, but I'm not, he's not going to tell me if I'm right or not, but I want to get it in case you somehow guess it.
Okay.
Well, if it's wasabi, if it's the one I'm thinking of, it's another one of those.
not as good as the rest of his catalog
Blupe Basin movies
Like it's no
It's no professional and it's no fifth element
Yeah it's like it's like one that kind of skirted by
Nobody really watched
But what the actor?
I don't know anything
I don't even know if I've ever heard of a movie called Wasabi
So my guess is purely based again on the other
The other things we've got
I think this is the name
I may even be wrong about this, because I don't know what the theme is,
and these seem so all over the place.
I cannot tell how they're all connected.
But if it's the movie I'm thinking of, this is his return work with that French dude,
and if I can't think of his name, I'm going to kick myself.
Because Luke Bassan is French, and he was in the professional, and his name was...
Oh, I know who you're talking about.
I know the dude you're talking about.
He looks like my friend Andrew.
who's German descent.
Let's see if we can remember his name.
Oh, maybe if it's him, that may explain the connection.
The connection.
The pattern.
Because of the first Mission Impossible, he's in that.
Going to need a name.
All right, hold on.
Natalie Portman, totally little kid doing her thing.
What's his name yelling?
Everyone at the camera.
camera. They're running around doing stuff. French guys, the hitman, and his name is
John.
Oh, uh, it just came. Oh, and then it left. Hold on.
John? No, not John. Gene? John. John. Probably French. John. John. John? I can't think
of his last name.
I guess I give up.
John, it's right there.
I can't.
John, John, John, John, I guess I give up.
I don't know.
The biggest little city in Nevada.
Oh, Reno!
I was, yeah, until you started down that path, I was like, well, it's got to be Tom Cruise, right?
I mean, we're talking Mission Impossible here with Renner and the, the, the,
the Metallica song
I disappear on the set of track.
It's got to be the connection
is the Mission Impossible series, right?
Like the whole series is our thing today.
Yeah, because the new movie comes out Thursday.
Yes.
Yeah.
Final recognition is coming out.
And so here's how everything ties together.
So Jean Reno is in the first
Mission Impossible. I actually watched that
on my way to Vegas
on the plane. Because I didn't see
a little while. How'd that hold up? It was fun.
It was all right. Go back and rewind up.
Yeah. I still like.
um it's not my favorite in the series uh but you enjoy that my favorite in the series is actually
brad bird directed mission impossible ghost protocol i'd forgotten that brad bird directed any of these
didn't mcg direct a couple uh no no it was oh mark richard mark paulma
no it was brian de palma did mission impossible two of course it's with the birds
the song i disappear it was on the soundtrack for that two's not the
best but I like the John Woo-ness of it
you know I like that
my problem with too is it's
too much John Wu for Mission
Impossible but too much mission
impossible for John Wu
yeah yeah
he won't give me enough of even
but that movie gave us
Metallica's I disappear and
it introduced me to do Grey Scott
so I'm happy for both
of those DeGray's awesome Corey is what I'm thinking
of yeah Christopher McCoy is your
he's your
yeah
Christopher is your recent guy right he's in the
last like four of them which i thought this was part like his thing was dead reckoning part one i thought
this is going to be called dead reckoning part two but it's final reckoning reckoning yeah so mccory
has re-directed um rogue nation fallout and both the recent ones i missed some four of them so i'm gonna
i'm gonna i'm gonna go on the outside though and say that my favorite i still think i think the j j abrams three
is my favorite i love that one i really liked dead reckoning we saw that in the theaters that when
I think came out just post-pandemic.
Like, it feels like, or no, the release of it was halted during the pandemic, but then...
I guess I haven't seen that one yet.
I need to catch up.
I'm by, like, three behind.
Do you need to watch that before the one this week?
Yeah.
Yeah, Dead Reckoning Part 1 was real good.
Yeah.
Boy, it could be my second favorite.
Abrams, three is carried by Philip Seymour Hoffman.
He is so good.
I loved it.
I think three, I go back to three all the time.
I freaking loved it.
So good.
I think the thing with...
It's got your favorites, got Mantis from the Guardians, the Palm Clementeuf.
Yeah, she's in the one too, right?
She's in the last few, I think.
She's in the...
She got a big old scar on her belly or something.
Ghost Protocol.
Yeah.
Ghost Protocol did such a cool opening where they're at the Kremlin.
Yeah.
It's blown up because they didn't shoot the Kremlin at all.
There's no...
Like, they built the Kremlin in CG for that entire scene.
That's cool.
Watching it because I had no idea.
idea. Yeah, the Brad Bird
one's real good. You're not wrong about
that. I always forget about that one too. And that
featured Renner much more
prominently than the next one
which barely had it. Yeah.
Yeah, because his schedule
got all jacked up with Avengers
stuff and so he couldn't do it. That's
part of why he kind of got written out of the series.
Look how big Tom Cruise's head looks on his little
body on the fallout poster. I think that's funny.
There's a real proportion
issue there. Does look pretty big.
Yeah, I need to watch Dead Reckoning one more time before.
Because we're seeing the new one Thursday night.
It's our return to Thursday night movies for T&I.
Sweet.
And so I need to watch.
I mean, I'm sure Elmo Draft House will do a previously in Mission Impossible,
and they'll have a 10-minute recap video, which I love.
Love their recap videos.
Sure.
Yeah, we'll get a review on Friday, right?
You'll come in with a quick review.
You will. 100%.
Sure.
All right.
We need a tiebreaker, right?
or no?
No, there's no tie.
You won.
Oh, I won.
I got zero right this time.
This entire game, I just feel, this is why I'm always surprised that I'm ahead, because I always feel like Brian is right there.
Just right there.
Oh, yeah, no, no.
So enjoy your victory.
I'm like, you know, savor, savor your five-nothing lead.
I feel like Ripley.
The whole rest of the ship got destroyed in Alien 3, but I can't, I can't take the win.
It doesn't feel right.
It's take the wind and enjoy it. You deserve it. You earned it for knowing more Metallica songs than I do, the three that I know, called Sandman One and Nothing Else Matters.
Sure. Great songs, though. You're not wrong about those. Great songs. I mean, if you're going to love, three Metallica songs, those are the three to enjoy. The big hits.
Good job. Very good. Well, thank you very much. Travis, that was awesome. A tight one today, a hard one today. You know?
I wanted to amp up the toughness just a little bit.
Maybe next month we'll be here.
We'll see.
Just, you know, make it all Spice Girls, Lilo and Stitch and Marvel movies.
Yeah.
Movies like Ant Man and Wasp like Scott hasn't watched.
Or the new Marvel's one with the three ladies.
Do that one.
Oh, yeah, the Marvels.
Yeah, sure.
Still need to watch that.
No, I almost went with Lilo and Stitch as a theme.
That's the other movie coming out this week.
Oh, that's already, this week?
Jeez.
This week, yeah.
That's fast.
Well, two-thirds of the way through May.
I don't know how this happened.
Like, January was just last week.
Tell me about it.
Well, here's what I do want you to tell us about your show, where people can find it, and why they should listen.
Yeah, so I do a few now.
And you can find them all at TVsTravs.com.
This week, my next episode of Wait You Haven't seen will come out.
I talked with Hammond, Chamberlain.
He brought me a movie.
Another one you should probably think about doing for film set called China.
Strike Force.
I love the name already.
Sounds awesome.
It co-stars Mark DeKoskis and Kulio.
Oh, we go.
And Kulio is playing a character named
Kulio.
Sweet.
So it's perfect.
Sweet.
Nice.
You had me at none of this.
I also had it in my head that Kulio died.
I thought Kulio had passed away.
So I don't know why I thought that.
But I'm glad he's around.
If you like Hong Kong action, it's actually, it's pretty fun.
because it's got some pretty incredible stunt work in it.
Is Cooleo dead?
Not quite Jackie Chan level?
Pretty good.
Sorry, I need to know this.
Cooleo, if he's dead, I feel justified, but also sad.
If he's alive, that's great.
But now, what are we going to do for Cooleo?
Yeah.
Oh, he did die.
Yeah, Culeo is dead.
Oh, shit.
Okay, well, rest in peace.
Well, we know we didn't kill him.
Yeah, it wasn't us who did it.
In retrospect.
We're all good here.
All right.
Well, make sure you check that show out.
Oh, go ahead.
Yeah.
Well, I have another one.
So I launched it in Vegas, but it's Stephen Adams and I, or Hawkeye, as he is in the chat, thanks to Scott.
He looks just like Renner.
He and I are doing deep dives, and we are episode three of Fast and Curious is live today, where we talked about Tokyo Drift.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
Also, still my favorite of the bunch.
I really like that one.
so far in my face too
it's a good movie
well awesome
well hawkeye may your arrows always be true
and may you
uh Travis have a fantastic week
and may that weird hiss behind your voice
always remain because now I find it sexy
and it's turning me on we'll see you soon bye
whoop there it goes yeah it was definitely on his end
you know what your audio your audio has got really chubby
did it I'm gonna try
discord is definitely discord is poop in the bed
because I don't think this uh yeah I don't know
what's causing it it's all very strange
How about now? Better now?
Is it clear?
Better now, yes.
Because it was like, it was almost like you were, it was putting gaps and then catching you up to the gaps and then gap and then catching up to the gap.
Yeah, it's been doing it to all of us all day.
I blame, yeah.
I blame Discord.
Discord.
Discord is an easy blame on this one.
Yeah, and they did a weird update yesterday.
Well, I don't know if it's weird.
I think it's weird now, but they did a big update.
Maybe that was, maybe they've screwed something up.
That's fantastic news.
Yeah, I don't think, I think, Travis, I think it was also a discord issue.
I don't think it was anything with your mind.
microphone or your background sounds or anything like that no i don't either i don't think it's it wasn't
and it was a digital sound not a fan it was fan like but not it was not analog i don't know where it was
coming from it's fan like it was like tom had this for a while remember that when his thing was doing that
yeah it's like that anyway we'll figure it out by tomorrow hopefully uh but that's gonna do it for
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should play a song for these guys at the end I'm excited to play a song this one coming from
Jorge and tribute um you know these sad sad dedications I
It always breaks my heart to hear your stories,
but I'm happy that you choose our show to share them
and to look for some solace in them.
Jorge writes in and says,
Hello, Jens.
My brother recently suffered a massive stroke
that has left him immobile.
My dad's favorite song was Vincente Fernandez Ami Manera,
which is the Spanish version of My Way by Frank Sinatra.
Yes, I know this isn't the original,
but who the hell knows about com de bittud?
Bittude, which is the original by Claude Francois,
the original version of My Way,
was a French song by Claude Francois.
And has been adopted by the family
is the pick-me-up song when things go bad.
Could you play any version of the song from me and my family?
Thank you both, King Kim Mizabi.
Well, I'm sorry to hear about your brother,
and I hope, you know, in time that he's able to kind of
regain things.
Tina's brother suffered a stroke a couple years ago and was able with physical therapy
and everything to come back from that.
So I'm hoping that that's the same for your brother.
This is my favorite version of Ami Manana.
There's a great version.
So I want to stick with the Spanish language version and not go with the French or the Frank Sinatra, you know, covers of the English version, which the English version actually was written by Paul Anka.
Paul Inka was the one who converted the lyrics from French into English,
and then Frank Sinatra, of course, had that massive hit with it.
This is a version by Robin Williams.
This is from the soundtrack to the film Happy Feet from 2006.
You know, you got to think about little tribute to Robin Williams while we hear this,
but it's delivered in true Robin Williams style.
Here is Amin Manera, or My Way, by Robin Williams.
Let's declare
I
Let's
I'm
That I'm
I'm sure
That's a
man
Without
nothing
more
Without a
Signor
With
Lergrim
Debe
Debe
Decid
Debe
To be
Grit
Debe
To be
Sain
In the
Verdd
In the
truth
No chequene
So, I'm sorry,
it's in my way.
Cha, cha, cha, cha.
Woo, wop, p, bha, bada.
Bada da da da dao.
Pah t da da da da da da da.
Don no, la busta.
No, no, la busta.
Lovis in my way.
Oh, wevo!
I'm a, ma'am, ma'amma, ma'amma, ma'amma, ma'a, ma'a, ma'a, ma'a, ma'a, ma'a, da da'a, da'a'a.
Oh, it's a ma'isema, so it's a lot more than the music,
this is a woman.
Oh, can't be my mother.
Love them loud, friend, and in charge,
you're always welcome at frogpants.com.
Hey, if I wanted that kind of lip, I'd drop my fly.
Let's go!