The Morning Stream - TMS 2831: Kissin' Impossible

Episode Date: June 2, 2025

All Outta Chode Butter. Good morning every bun. Early Kitty. They're Evil, except for the charitable donations. A Little Taste of Malone. Where did these half ass questions come from? 18 Sweaty Holes. Naked and Death and Killing and Blood! I don't know why I'm bleeeeeediiiiing. Post Malone Flavored Oreos. All E, All the Time. OH SHIP!! Actively seeping sewage. Bottom Golf. You like a thing that is bad and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yoda once famously said, do or do not. There is no try. You know, that's true. So we say to you, do, don't try, and sign up at patreon.com slash TMS today. Coming up on the morning stream, all out of chode butter. Good morning, everyone. Early kitty. They're evil, except for the charitable donations. A little taste of Malone. Where do these half-asked questions come from? 18 sweaty holes. Naked and death and killing and blood. I don't know why I'm bleeding. Post-Malone-flavored Oreos. All E all the time. Oh, ship. Actively seeping sewage. Bottom golf. You like a thing that is bad and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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Good morning, every bun, every bun. Good morning, every bun. And welcome to the morning stream. Oh, we have a kitty early, kitty. A kitty siding. Oh, man. What a fluffy. That gives me serotonin just watching it.

That's great. She's like holding a little cloud is what it is. Oh, that's adorable. You're like Mario, but less jumping. I don't know what that means. I don't know. It's like a big Tanuki is what I have right there. There you go.

Nailed it. Hey, everybody. We're here back. We're here back. It's Monday. My words are all messed up today, so we'll see how this day goes. Got a, got a, coming off a busy weekend. Had a lot going on.

It was like tons of stuff. And I know Brian's prepping for his big ride. Oh, man. Two big rides since, well, Since last show, I did a big Thursday ride. No, I'm sorry, big Friday ride 15 miles and then did a 25-mile ride yesterday. Yeah. I got a 30-mile ride coming up on Saturday, so I need to do it, you know, keep the train

grown with the Tuesday and Thursday ride this week. And then... Do you say there was a method of the madness to how much you're doing before the thing, like what you're doing at what ratio, how many miles, that sort of thing? Not really. I just know that I want to keep ramping it up, but it's not like I say, okay, I need, I need, to do exactly, you know, 35-mile ride on this date. I need to do exactly this mile around on this date.

I just know that I need to ramp up. But the other thing that I need to work on is the back-to-backs. So the 25-mile ride yesterday, I should do a ride today so that it's not like, all right, my body gets used to a big ride and then a day of rest. And the big ride of day of rest because I won't get that at the end of this month. It'll be a big ride. and then a big ride. Yeah, I was going to say, you're not going to be, I mean, you're always, so, I don't know if you can describe this.

And a bigger ride on Sunday, because as we looked at the map today, it's overall, it's downhill on Saturday and uphill on Sunday. The elevations of the two towns that I'm going between Boulder and Estes Park. Why do they do it that way instead of the other way around? So do the day two where you're all pooped already, you get a little more of a smooth downhill deal. going on because they're they're horrible evil people whose only saving grace is the money they raise for MS. Everything else about them is evil and mean. Yeah, yeah, sounds mean.

That's a lot to expect from a very tired group of people that just drove or rode the day before. Exactly. It's like, oh, you know, let's give them a little bit of a break. Instead of, you know, let's make it a straight shot and we'll just make it 50 miles on the second day. No, uh-uh, no. It's a, it's, not how it works. They're mean. Well, that's great.

All for a good cause being mean. Nothing wrong with that, I guess. Nothing wrong with being mean. Yeah. As long as it's for a good cause. Actually, we can get something out of the way before you really have to go hard. And that is test some Oreos that were sent to us. Ooh, I like this idea a lot.

Yes. We got in the mail, uh, the post Malone edition. Yes. Of Oreos. Now, here's the thing. Oh, who sent these? Uh, it was Mike Bicholick. That's right. Mike sent them.

Yes. And post. I have not opened these yet. They were in bubble wrap when I got them. Oh, you're a good, you're a good person, Scott. I have sampled them because Tino is standing right next to me when I open them up. And she's like, oh, I'm having one of those right now. Oh, all right.

Okay. Did you, I mean, they seem tempting. I look at these and just go, oh, my gosh, of course I'm going to try one of these. I somehow managed not to, but. You know, look closely at that image on the label of. the swirly frosting inside. That's a foodie. Yeah, look at us, you guys. Yeah.

Can you imagine not being tempted by that? How could you not? So it says post Malone on there, but it doesn't show his visage, it's just a bunch of guitar picks. That's correct, yes. And his signature. It's like it came from the canes.

Yeah, yeah. And he's into, you know, he's into this whole thing of stuff he loves. He now wants to, like, own one or be on one or whatever. I can't really blame him. I think it's great.

So I'm going to open... Oh, my God. I know. It smells amazing, doesn't it? It smells so good. So one of the things I noticed is that basically you've got a chocolate side and a vanilla side, right, on each of these. But the vanilla sides have spent weeks, months, whatever, rubbing up against each other. So the vanilla side

They're a little dusty Like a little Nothing wrong with that Did a little vaccine You could probably get that cleared up With a little Penicillin I don't think you even trust penicillin

No I don't think he does either You need a rub and juice from your Your dirty sock or whatever All right so I'm going to open one Just don't want to see if the swirl holds up In the middle like the pitcher Oh, geez. Come on. Yeah, no. I have a little.

What the F. You got a face at least. I got nothing. I do have a little face. Hello. Hello. All right. So just for the record, I want to show this one more time. The front of the package. Yes. The outside had a beautiful pattern inside.

I know. I'm sure that's what they look at before they smash the top half. Like right out of the machine. I'm sure it's a nice little swirl like that. And you think, and the machine probably puts it out in a thing that has to be mashed, right? It will be higher. Otherwise, okay. Well, then I don't blame them, I guess. It's fine.

You're in the world of mass production cookies. We get it. All right, here we go. Let's try this. Oh. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Those are good.

Salted caramel and shortbread flavor cream. Oh, my. my gosh these are so these so have to be afar from me i know i know oh my gosh i love them they are one of the best flavors we've ever had a little taste of malone there and there's no after taste or as you might say post taste oh the word play well done thank you all right we did it mike pacholic uh you're awesome also you're the double so thank you for that yes And next time I listen to Post Malone, I will think of these. Think of these Oreos.

I will finish that bag post-haste. Oh, see? I played off of your post-taste. No, this is great. As many posts as we can stick in there is the way I look at it. Yeah. Anyway, there's that. Hey, we got a call about groceries.

You know, we had the whole thing about whether you should, is it cool to graze while you grow-shop? Oh, sure. Right. That's all, that whole thing. That's been a huge topic of discussion in the Discord. So many people chiming in on that. Yeah, it really kicked up a bunch of conversation. We got another Canadian writing in.

And he has this to say about the whole idea. All right, here you go. Hey, Sagrantino and Barbera. Those are two types of grapes, by the way. It's Dave out of Ottawa, Ontario, and just chiming in on the whole grocery grazing discussion. I'm not cool with taking things off the shelf and eating them, including grapes, because you have to wash the grapes before. you eat them. That's just the general rule. Love the show, though. Okay, so I didn't think

about this. You really should. They have pesticides and other stuff. But can he do like an apple, though? You'd take it out, a little great, and go, on your shirt? You rub it on your shirt? Yeah. Yeah, that's, but before Tankroll wrote in or posted this in the Discord that she

works at sprouts or Whole Foods, I think, and if an apple falls on the floor, doesn't make a sound? No. If an apple falls on the floor, it's not like they wash it, they just put it right back in the stack. So, you know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's a good point. That's a really good point. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't, you know, I think if a grape falls on the floor. Like, you're not grabbing one of the loose grapes in the bottom of the bag, if it's a bag of grapes. You're grabbing, you know, one that's on a vine. Pluck. Pull it right off of the vine. Exactly. And I might do a little

it or ain't, I'm a sure, but the other than that, I don't care. Whatever. I'm okay with the grapes. I've decided that, yeah, you know what? It's fine. I'm okay with the grapes. Yeah, I think the grapes are okay, too, although that is also controversial with a couple of people. I've heard them really freak out about it. But if it's a pre-priced bag, it's fine. You're paying for the full amount of the bag. And even if you're buying by the pound, a grape is, you know, less than an ounce.

You're not really going to change the price by much sampling a couple of grapes. No, and they're already screwing you on making you think that your membership card saves you money and it really doesn't. all that stuff. Right, exactly. You're already in their little shit system. So, uh, one grape. Okay? One.

And I think that's a way for Brian or I or I or anyone else to go, this bunch that I saw with my eyeballs looked good. Now I can confirm it tastes fine. That means I picked a good bunch. Let's go finish this transaction. I will walk out of here having paid for all of it. Right? Or, or it's like, oh, wow, this one was a lot more sour than I expected.

I'm glad I sampled. and figured out that it's not good. Now, what's weird is, I have, we've come to a place where we feel pretty good about how that would work best for, you know, testing a grape and not really going crazy. But I think if you grabbed a big jumbo bag of Doritos, popped that open and was just eating chips

while you walked around, that I wouldn't ever do. And I don't know why I think there's a difference. Because I'm going to pay for it either way, but why is it different? No, it's something about, because then you're not sampling to make sure you are fine with it or that it's a good batch, you're just eating. Yeah.

You know, at some point, at some point it's like, ooh, I want to make sure, you know, if you're Jeremy Allen White and the bear and you're at this grocery store and like, yeah, let me sample, if I can get some of these grapes past my nose and taste them and see how good they are, then that's one thing and saying, all right, this is a good product. But at some point, if you're opening a bag or you're popping open a can of ready whip, you're just eating. You're just eating because you can't. wait you filthy animal yeah you disgusting beast exactly you just can't wait yeah you you

you bipedal trash heap exactly yes anyway i i don't know i just i don't know but next time anyone out there listening or even brian and i are out in a grocery store at an event or something we happen to be picking up stuff we're going to remember all this right and that's all we're going to think of it'll be like hey brian you want a grape and we'll laugh we'll have a good time I mean, could you imagine if you, you know, you picked up your post-malone Oreos or out off the shelf and the package had been open and one of them been tasted just, you know, just to determine like, well, which package of Oreos do I want to get? Do I want to get the double stuff or the post-malone or the mint or the vanilla?

Yeah. Yeah. A bunch of half-open bags. Yeah. So what we're really calling for is Oreo sample stations. That's what we're calling for. Yes, that's what we need. Exactly.

Like a little multi-tiered bird feeder-looking thing where people can just kind of take one and go, oh, yes, these are lovely. I'll have a bag of those, please. This actually would be an appropriate use of AI. Have, you know, instead of having to pull old ladies out of bingo parlors to serve as samples of frozen brittos, we could just have a little AI robot that provides us the, a quarter of an Oreo is a sample like, oh, I like that. I think I'll get that bag. I always wondered about that.

The women, they're not always women. Sometimes they're dudes, but the ladies, little old ladies that work at Costco at the little samples. Costco's the big employer of, yes, exactly. Yeah, when they do that, do they go, is there a certain way you seek out those positions? Are they, do they come to you? Does someone see a little old lady at a Costco and go, hey, how would you feel if we paid you? You know what I mean?

Like how does that come around? Like the Hollywood like, oh, you've got a great look. I want you in my movie. They find the old ladies that, oh, you look like you could really serve up little Sample. of simply fresh lemonade. Yeah, yeah. Because I don't know how else you get that gig. I think you work, I assume you are just a regular hired employee of Costco,

specifically for Saturday and Sunday morning food tasting or lunchtime weekday food sampling. And they just, you come in that day and they say, all right, you're going to be doing Tatino's pizza, head over to Isle 6. We got the table already set up for you. Yeah, you're probably right. And it's probably like a regular old position you would advertise for and people would accept interviews for and go, oh, I'm so bored on Saturdays. I think I'll take this position at Costco, right? Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Although actually Luke Sightwalker says it's a third-party company. So instead of it being Costco, you're hired by Sample Brands Incorporated. And they just say, all right, Ethel, you're going to be heading to the Costco on off the highway there. and you're going to be doing, you're going to be doing samples of saltines. Good luck with that. It's like Uber Eats, DoorDash, or Uber and Lyft or whatever. Maybe they have you go to a Sam's Club today, and the next day you go to a Costco, and the next day you're at a Walmart or whatever.

Yeah, you move anywhere, and then, uh, wild. And they say, all right, you've, you've shown us you've got the, you've got the chops. We're upgrading you to, uh, something that involves a toaster oven. Yeah. And you're going to be cooking and serving at the same time. Think you can handle that? You got to wear these old plastic hand gloves and a little hat. Gladys, you got this one, Gertrude.

Yeah, you sold a lot of ravioli last weekend, so we're pretty proud of you. I don't know, man. That's pretty wild. That's a weird little sub thing that I don't think that much about when I'm there, but it's different than just a regular old employee walking around going, you know, we're all out of toilet paper or whatever. Anyway. For sure, yes.

And Lori W. says, I may be older, but I refuse to go to a bingo parlor or work at Costco. where Chuck's in a tool t-shirt may not be appropriate. Awesome. Lori, we love you. And you are going to be our kind of, our kind of people. Like, we're going to aspire to be like you when we, as we get a little bit older ourselves. Sure.

Yeah, we're inching our way to oblivion. We're getting there. Exactly. Yes. Hey, some credit where it's due. I mean, not that you seem to be right along with both critics and audiences, so it's not like it's that weird. but Brian had spoke very highly of the final what is said to be the final

mission impossible film literally called Final Reckoning and when a movie franchise puts the word final in the title you know it's going to be the last one it must be yeah or you know final fantasy final anything Final Friday 13th or whatever it's called

yeah it's final Freddy or whatever that was called final nightmare yeah it was actually called that. And it was, it wasn't. It kept going. They kept doing them. So I'm not saying they're going to keep doing them, but I'm pretty sure they're going to come up a little second generation business. Anyway, all that being said, I went, so here's what we had to do. I found out how far behind I was. I thought I was multiple movies behind. I was only one behind. Oh, good. So just dead reckoning. Yeah, the first part of this one. But then it hit me. I'm like, that's important. I need to see. I got to do that. I got to watch that, even though I give you a little bit of a recap at the

beginning of final they do and there are parts in it where they keep referring to things that happen in the very I think you could get by but it really is a better experience of you if you see it and actually if anything because I saw them back to back it was a nice illustration of how a movie can do a good

job of filling in the gaps for those who don't know it's actually kind of cool to see that but anyway for sure saw it the night before part one Kim and I three and a half hour movie so yes we started at like Eight and, you know.

Hammond said he felt like it was three and a half hours. I didn't. I felt like, you know, at the end of it, because it's such a riot and is so action-packed nonstop that I was like, oh, my God, that was three hours. It did not feel like it was three hours. It didn't feel long to me. The only reason I knew it was long at all is because I had to pee and I never usually do in movies. Oh, yeah. But I had to pee.

So that's when I about the end of it, I was like, okay, we got to go. But anyway, it was great. I freaking loved it. I think I look back and just go, whatever. a 30-year run this series is. It's crazy. And this movie and the last one, the final two, do such a great job of harkening back to moments in the series and giving them credit both story and otherwise to the culmination of everything. In particular, I like all the references that three got. I love three. Three is one of my favorites. Still one of my favorites. And having all

those references were really cool. Anyway, I loved it. I thought it was awesome. They kind of leave it a little bit open at the end, which tells me that maybe there's some spin-off potential. I don't know. Sure. But I went in, okay, here's the other thing I went in with. I was already a massive Mantis fan from Guardians going into this. Oh, Palm Clementiaf. Yes. I could watch her do anything. Yeah. You want to open a couple of milk bottles? I'll watch you do that. You want to go outside and feed your dog. I'll do whatever Palm wants to do. I'll watch movies with her doing that. She's freaking great, dude. She's terrific, yeah.

Yeah. Anyway, I loved it. I thought it was great. So, big recommendation. Listen, getting Palm, getting Agent Carter, who's name my name? Haley Atwell. And then Ilsa, like you get a, you know, get some powerful kick-ass women in this thing.

Oh, hell yeah. The series has had amazing women. These aren't your little bond girls, man. These are, yeah. You also know, I don't know if you notice this. This isn't a spoiler at all, I don't think. Oh, no. No, it's just something I just, it's something I notice.

It's not really a spoiler, but in the first or in the final two movies, and I can't remember if the one before this or before that or anything past three. Yeah. Where he had a wife, right? Michelle Monaghan was in it. Yes. Ever since then, he doesn't kiss anybody. There's no, like, love scenes, especially in these last two.

There's none. There's great chemistry between Hale. out well in Tom Cruise's character Ethan Hunt but there's no no one's making out nobody's having sex none of that don't we get a um I think in dead reckoning don't we get like he and Ilsa on like a little boat in Venice or something um well she's in kiss she's not in else else is not in um I'm gonna be careful about saying anything but I'm saying in dead reckoning uh I think you get oh in dead reckoning right in dead reckoning you get the two of them on a like you know you get a little montage of them in venice and like on a boat or something yeah and

there's like some hug in laying her head on his shoulder and that kind of stuff but nobody's ever making out kissing yeah i'm glad they don't focus on that like uh like a bond movie yeah exactly i really wanted simon peg and ving rames for to make out i did too i was waiting a lot of movies for that to happen and that's a bit of a spoiler they don't make out okay they don't make out sorry oh gosh i guess we should have we've given it away that ving and uh Speaking of kick-ass women, so Tina made it very clear to me when we saw the trailer for Ballerina, the John Wick spin-off that comes out this week, that she had zero interest in seeing it. And Wes, Burgess Diesel in the chat room, local friend who's come to a couple puzzled pints,

and we've hung out, went to his birthday party, et cetera. He said, hey, if Tina doesn't want to go to Ballerina, I'll go with you. and you know it's not just a matter of oh sure the seats here you go the seats available to you i have very specific requirements for people i go see movies with like i'm more critical about people i i see movies with than then people i go out to dinner with or or uh travel with or whatever it's like you're going to sit next to me you know you know that a if you f up you're you're i'm talking about you on tms for a week Hell yeah.

Hell yeah, and then people will call in and then we'll keep talking about you. Exactly. So it's like, are you sure you want that kind of pressure? Are you going to be able to enjoy the movie knowing that I've got one eye on the film and one eye on you making sure you don't make any noise? You should get you going to send out a little pre-designed PDF to your potential partners. A little signature, please, yes. Yeah. I like that.

A little non-disclosure. I'll bring his little zipper packet to put his phone in. I'll hold on to it for the duration of the movie. You got like a special bag, hermetically sealed bag. Yeah, no, I mean, Brian's got, you know, he's picky about his films, but it's something I appreciate about a good... I wish everyone had these rules, and then we wouldn't have to worry so much about people being idiots, you know?

They don't call me Brian a bit moviegoer for nothing, Scott. No. I'm also going to see that one this week. This is like, what, four movies and three weeks for me? Look at you seeing movies and theaters again. It's just such a great lineup this summer. So much cool stuff coming out. So, yeah, we're going to see Ballerina.

We're looking forward to that. Looking forward to 28 years later on the 20th. Right. It's a new Pixar movie that same day. A bunch of stuff coming out. Oh, Olio or Elio. Yeah, I need to, um, uh, there was something that I need to, oh, I need to watch John Wick for probably because I have not, that, that one I haven't seen.

Now that you say that, either did I. Okay. Well, yes, we both have homework this week. I think we do. Yeah. Well, it's funny, Bramble Bray just asked that question, too. Yeah, I still haven't seen four. For a minute, it's a little like the Mission Impossible, the stuff that was kind of more pandemic era, I just missed them. Yeah.

So, yeah. Oh, I will say this. I watch Smile 2, and I did like it more than smile, the first smile. It's better than one, isn't it? Yes, it is. I think so. I mean, it needs one for the premise, but two is more like, I don't know. You know what it sells it is her. She's so freaking good. She is really good. And the actress, I've seen her in a million things, the actress who plays her mom is excellent, and then her friend.

I've always, you know, I thought that that actress was really good. She used to be, oh, there we go. I just, I bumped my own volume in like, what I do? She was on that, the Kimmy Schmidt show. She was the daughter of Jenna, the actress. who's name I'm blanking. Oh, I can't remember any names today. Dylan Galulia. Galula? I'm looking at her. G. Lula? She played Gemma, right? Is that you were talking about? The friend? Her first name's Dylan. Yeah, she's great. She was in a bunch of cool

stuff. Yeah. Kimmy Schmidt was the thing I remember specifically. She's perfect for being the goofy friend, but also she's not the typical goofball friend. Right. She's a little bit of a mix That works really well, I thought. Yeah. But yeah, Naomi Scott freaking killed it in this. She also can really sing. Like, holy shit. Yeah, yeah, who knew?

Yeah. And, you know, we get that guy from companion, Lucas Gage. Oh, yeah. That guy permanently, you know, I think just permanently has his nose, like head as a nose surgically moved up like this. He also looks like, he looks like the natural, like, kid brother of the dude from party down the blonde guy always looks like that he totally does whatever his name is but yeah that guy's in everything these days he's doing doing well for himself for sure uh well there you go

let's get a little done away action going we're gonna uh we're gonna fire it up and uh play a game let's see what that sounds like right here there it is Brian Dunaway joining us. Hey man, what's going on? Oh, hi, Scott and Brian. Hey, man. What are you doing over there? Well, yeah, I just try it. It's a Monday. Yeah. You're not really sure. Still trying to get my feet underneath me. You know what I mean? Yeah. One of those kind of days. It's like, you have plans. You're like, I'm going to do this, this, and this. You get started. And it's like, yeah, none of that's happening. No. So, yeah. I feel for you, man. I understand where you're at. I feel your pain. and the fact that you're here with us just says what a good friend and host and you know quality content maker you are exactly what are you dying am i dying oh my what a professional you are that's the deal we have some bad news we've gotten your results back and you're not dying at all you're going to live forever oh crap it's even worse uh hey we're going to play a game though we got all the rules all the stuff brian you want to explain this so people know what's going on i will have

explain all that. It's a welcome to the morning. Halfass is a trivia game where I'm actually going to be giving the two of you the answers. I'm going to give Scott and Brian in category and six possible answers, three of which are correct. And three, like trying to find those faces walking around an airport, but they all look like Ethan Hunt are incorrect. Depending on how confident you feel with the category, you can provide one, two or three guesses. But if you get any of those guesses wrong, you get zero points for that round. Get one right. You get a point. Get two right. Get two right. Get you three right. Well, holy cow, that's five points. That's easy math right there. The player with the most points after three rounds wins the prize for their contestant. And I've pulled contestants from members of the tadpool that aren't able to be here alive. Scott, you're playing for Andy Billadale, aka Andy Castor in Kensington, Maryland.

Very nice. We don't get a lot from Maryland. I feel like that's cool to get it once in a while, something from Maryland. Nice to finally get some stuff. Nice to finally hear from Maryland. That's right. Brian, you're going to be playing for another Brian, Brian McDonald, and Bartlett, Illinois. Like President Bartlett in the year. Oh my gosh, your West Wing, sure.

Quality content right there. All right, let's give you your category and your six possible answers. Let's start with this one. People who died in 2016. Which of these people died? 2016. Yeah, go back. Think about this.

You have to go back. People who died in 1852. What are you doing? Well, 2016 at least was within your lifetime, Brian. Yeah, I think. You'll be okay. I'm going to my quantum leaping now. I've got some very specific memories of 2016.

This might actually go well for me. It might actually go well for you. All right. Let's see. Let's look at your answers. All right. People who died in 2016. David Bowie, Fidel Castro, Robin Williams,

Yoko Ono, Lou Reed, and Muhammad Al-E. All-E. All-E. All-E. All-E. All-E. All-the-time. Which three of those people.

died in 2016. I'm going to go all, I think I know three of these, but... Oh, you're okay. I'm going too. I might be so wrong. I might be terribly wrong, but we'll see. Okay. You both have locked, and of course, the easy one was David Bowie. We remember where we were when we heard of the news about David Bowie in 2016. Got that one right. The other ones, you guys went all over the board.

Scott lucked in on Fidel Castro and Muhammad Ali, all E. Very good. and Brian locked in on Robin Williams. I know, I have no clue. Fortunately, nobody locked in on Yoko Ono who is still alive. And also, isn't Lou Reed still with us? I thought Lou Reed. No, Lou Reed died in 2013.

Oh, look at this. So somebody might have gone. Yeah, look at my one. He died a little bit earlier, yeah. So let's look at who I got this right. Scott, you, as predicted, nailed it. Fidel Castro and Muhammad Ali were the other two. Well, that's because he was involved with at least two of those.

Yeah. Yeah. You're not supposed to tell people. I'm already on lists. Oh, I'm sorry. Person of interest, done away. Yeah. Yeah.

Look, I really didn't know Castro that well. I promise. It wasn't me. I was sure that it was, uh, that Lou Reed or Fidel Castro were the ones that I was going to either get right or wrong. And so I'm glad to hear I picked right on that one. Yep. You totally did.

And Robin Williams died a couple years earlier in 20 or 14. 14, yeah. Very close. All right. So Scott, going into round two with five points. A huge lead that's going to basically put you on your team. toes done away yeah scott went full ass yeah i love it you went full ass let's go to uh to uh question number two indian tribes with a 2010 population bigger than green bay wisconsin which is

104 thousand fifty seven you were stopping it uh indian tribes i was like yeah yeah named these indian tribes uh so which six i'm sorry which three of these six indian tribes have a population in 2010 that was bigger than Green Bay, Wisconsin's population of 104,000. Apache, Cherokee, Navajo, Chippewa, Pueblo, and Iroquois. Oh, my. Did Biff bring you back a book on people who died in the future? What are you doing, 2010? I like it.

I like that these, this is very, it's not morbid, it's more informational. See, it's like, very specific, very specific, 2010s, okay. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know. You can't be vague on a question like this. You have to basically put a stake in the ground and say, at this point, which population was higher? Let's say right after this question was written, Green Bay just exploded with... I was about to see, I just can't imagine a huge population shift in Indian populations between 2010 and now.

But apparently I'm wrong. I'm hoping it's because it's booming and not the other. You said it was a happy question. Let's see. Oh, yeah, you're absolutely... It actually should be indigenous people, not... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I went by exactly what the card, how the card was written.

Well, back when it was written in 2010, I mean... The card says moops. I know. I should know better having a future daughter-in-law who is indigenous, so... Yep, there you go. She's Navajo, as a matter of fact. All right, you guys have both locked in. Brian going for it with three. What choice do I have?

Scott with one. Scott's one. Well, neither of you focused on. the same ones. So somebody's losing some points here. Brian, you chose Cherokee. Cherokee had a population in 2010 of 285,476 members. Yeah, it was double. It's bigger. Okay. Yeah, two and a half times, Green Bay. You also chose Chippewa. Chippewa a little more. Five, five people. Oh, okay, good. A hundred and fifteen thousand, like only ten thousand more than Green Bay. So, close one. That was close. Your third choice was Apache. Sadly, Apache 64,8,000 869 members. Navajo was the other choice. Yeah, with 308, almost triple what the population of Green Bay was, the Navajo Nation. Everything's coming up, Johnson. It really is. Not done it. I have no chance of winning now, not even tying. I mean, you could. I'm mathematically eliminated, right? If I got three, that'd be five points. That'd be it.

You're right. I win no matter what. Oh, that's right. You have mathematics. Yeah, good job. So I just quit. I'm just going to sit here. No,

you don't quit. It's all about the challenge of whatever Brian asks you next. All right. Okay, okay. Exactly. Yes. Maybe we should make it so that if Scott misses,

he loses points this next round. Okay. All right. Let me really quickly change the code. Okay, good. Thanks, so if Scott gets any one of these wrong and he's forced to pick three now or else he automatically loses.

All right. Let's get to question number three. we're going to go to board games. You guys know board games. Sure. Probably played this one a lot as a kid. I never did. I love how focus he is on the year thing.

That is so funny. He really is upset about the year thing. All right. This is risk. Countries that are also territories on a risk board. Which of these six, which three of these six are countries that are also territories on a risk board? You've got Mexico, Egypt. Ethiopia, Brazil,

Mongolia, and Germany. Holy smear. Boy, I'd love to nail all these. I guess it doesn't hurt to try, so. It doesn't hurt to try. You're not, despite Dunnoy's attempts, you're not going to lose points if you get it wrong. I don't know.

I'm going to, I think that's right. I don't know. I'm sure of one of these three that I chose, but the other two is a bit of a... Tell me which one you were sure of. I was sure of Germany. Okay. But I may, maybe I'm wrong.

And you both did settle on Germany. You both picked Germany. Yeah, Germany is part of what's called Northern Europe. Your choice, the correct answers were Brazil, Mongolia, Egypt. That's right. They regionalized a bunch of those into chunks. That's right. Mexico is considered Central America and Ethiopia is part of East Africa.

I didn't read that question right at all. That makes sense. And Brazil, sorry, what do they call them? Oh, no, Brazil is one. Brazil is one. Brazil is one. Brazil, Mongolian. in Egypt were the correct answers.

And that brings us to the end of the game, a shutout. Scott with six points, really leaning hard on his knowledge of years. You can't argue with Scott and his knowledge of years. What movies who died. I am pretty good with years. I don't know what that is or, you know, I'm not full rain man or anything, but I'm pretty good with the years. No, it's, you know, you're my go-to guy.

If I'm ever, if I'm ever, yeah, if I'm ever held by the mafia and I have to find somebody who knows years or I'm going to die. It's Scott, I'm going to. And it's good news, good news is the mafia always gives you a phone or friend the option before they torture you. You'd be great. 50-50 and phone-of-friend. Yeah. It's going to be great if Scott's not available, so you call me instead and all I do is bitch about the years.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Brian, why does it have to be yours? Yep. Yep. And then the story ends. Well, well done. Congratulations. To me and our winner.

Tell me who that was again and what they won. Yeah, so it's Andy from Kensington, Maryland. He's getting a copy. This is really cool. courtesy of a taffy guy, Mike. Splendor, and then additional Splendor, the Strongholds DLC and the Cities DLC. Is this based off the board game Splendor, by the way?

Good question. It might be, but it's not ringing a bell for me. Let's see. I'll do a little quick check here. Is it a Steam game, right? It is. Yeah, this is Steam game. Yep, it is based on the...

Oh, I own this. Yeah, no, this is. is exactly what that is 100% based on that yeah nice I have never I actually own the marvel version of this and uh have not played it yet but I will quite good uh base game I assume the Marvel ones even better because you get Marvel shit but yeah stuff you can relate to or whatever but yeah it's reviewed well it's a good just a good game and having all the DLC you won today for sure nicely done well you know the runner up is getting some pretty cool excom enemy unknown Oh, now that is a banger.

Yeah, it is. Hopefully, I did not look at this, but I'm assuming you don't need... Enemy unknown is the base game. It's a base game. Okay, good, yeah, you're okay. That's just two. Basically two, or no. Is it one or two?

Shit, I don't remember now. Anyway, whatever it is, that's the full game, and then there's D.L.C. on top of that you can get... Nice. So everybody wins something cool. That's true. Everybody but Dunaway, who wins the no knowledge of years, and that's okay? Crap. Don't worry.

We're territory countries. You've won like four weeks in a row. So this is like my first in a while. Don't worry about it. Hey, here's the good news, though. You and I later today, 4 p.m. Mountain Time. We're getting together and we're going to play a bunch of ridge racer. Like arcade, PlayStation, early,

we're not going to play it. Well, we're going to talk about what we play. We're going to talk a bunch about that game. Why, four is the best one, and the rest of them kind of suck compared to four. That's what I'm going to do. I don't know what Brian's going to do. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's outside the outline, but absolutely. Feel free to talk about four.

Yeah. Do you want to hear a little audio preview? Something that's just the weirdest thing. This is from Rave Racer, which came later from NAMCO. It was a follow-up to Ridge Racer, but it was an arcade game called Rave Racer. And here's the very beginning of that arcade machine when you put a quarter in it. Raver Racer. Pretty good, right?

Pretty good. And then the music starts hitting. Yeah. And then you start, you know, banging a head. It's great. Yeah. It's going to be great. That'll be 4 p.m. tonight.

We'll see what we think. And we may do some patron stuff after. Watch another episode of Silverhawks. Oh, but maybe not Black Star? Maybe not Black Star. Maybe we go back to Silverhawks. You couldn't take it, could you? You know, a little monster.

You could take the seven the seven hobbits that were like hobbits that were not down with that? No, those smurf-ass looking hobbit rip-offs, they were the worst. That sounds horrible. Yeah, no Black Star, definitely Silverhaw. today if you are a patron but the rest of the shows is for everybody so come check it out 4 p.m. at frogpants.tv. Brian Dunaway, is there anything else you'd like to say?

That's it, just tally hawk. That's all you got. Okay, bye. All right, there is that. Let's get to some news. We got a little bit before our time runs out and it starts with this. Where is it? Shit, I moved, didn't I?

I do the wrong thing. It's the news brought to you by. Remembering that your earbuds were in your pocket before you hit start on the washing machine. happened this weekend. I was so this close, Brian, this close. I'd put everything in. I'd shut the lid. Soap was in ready to start. And I went, oh shit. Wow. Opened it again, dug through there, found them, and they had missed all the soap that I had poured in there. And it's a liquid soap. So it went around, but didn't get on the buds. Save the day. And sometimes earbuds were great after the, and yes, so these were Raycons, chat. These are the ones that were in there. Sometimes

they'll survive the wash sometimes I can get lucky and they just work because you know simple electronics or whatever but most of the time it's corrosive it's not good and I was stressed but I got them so at what point do you just say I probably just I'm not I'm just not allowed to have loose earbuds like you lose them in the couch cushions you uh you know well this was the case it was the whole unit so it was oh it was the whole thing wasn't just the earbuds loose no just the whole little charging pod with the lid and everything And I think that would have probably been okay if they'd have gotten washed. It wouldn't have been the end of the world.

But I still felt pretty good about my catch. Once in a while, our brains are good. Very good. Let's get to this story about a man in Norway who woke up to find a huge container ship in his garden. Yeah, saw the photo. So my God. Now, in terms of garden, I think that's like a UK way of saying yard. Yeah.

It's in our yard is what we call it here. Anyway, he woke up, finds this giant container ship, had run aground. and crashed into his front garden. The 135-meter ship, which is 443 feet for U.S. people. And some of you, UK people who still use feet, I don't know. Uh-huh. I don't know who you are. Anyway, missed Johann Hedberg's house by meters at about five local time, 3 p.m. GMT on Thursday.

Mr. Helberg was only alerted to the commotion by his panicked neighbor who had watched the ship as it headed straight toward the shore. and the doorbell rang at a time of day when no one when i don't like to be open he says that's a weird thing to say isn't it a little bit it's when i don't like to open that must mean just middle of the night well yeah doorbell rang at a time of day when i don't yeah probably just like i don't you know i don't uh i don't answer the door between x and y times oh yeah five local must be a m 3 a m gmt maybe that's what the deal was yeah um well anyway when to the window and was quite astonished

it says let's see to see a big ship you added in an interview I mean I would too I would see that and go oh shit yeah you can't park that here I mean the best shot is the one from way up overhead where you're looking down at this ship

that is just like stabbed itself right into the into the shore at this person's house and no houses you know on either side of it it's like nope be line for this guy's gosh I would freak the F out look at that yeah yeah show the second photo scroll down a little bit that one right there

oh my gosh like a dart hitting a dartboard that boat looks like it was printed from like eight different filaments doesn't it it does get the green and the red and the black and the whatnot that is pretty wild i would not be man so specific where he lives right there i know like right it's like what a beautiful place though could have gone kilometers in either direction and not hit anything but well he got lucky because that is almost his house Yeah. What a cool place to live, though. That's beautiful.

Holy shit. I want to live right here, right there. I know. This is beautiful. They're in the fjords. They're in the fjord. The fjords. All right.

Well, there's that. He's okay. Everything's okay. Yep. All right. Let's get to this one. What's this one? Here it is.

San Jose top golf employees. We've been to a top golf there in Vegas. I love, yeah. We have a couple of them in Denver. Love them. It's a great. It's a great. It's really the only way I want to play golf now.

I don't want to do... 18 sweaty holes. Exactly. No, I don't want to get in a car. I have to drive around. No, I want brightly colored targets that I have to hit with a golf ball. Yeah, I'm with you. I want some gamification.

I want some weird scoring. I want all that. Well, anyway, San Jose. There's a location there. They say that employees were forced to work in raw sewage, Brian. Yeah. How do you like that? It just depends.

I mean, there's the different levels. You've got, you know, three. I think when we play it, I think we're on the third level at the one in Vegas. Yeah. And if you're down to the bottom, raw sewage. But you pay a little bit, a little bit more to be out of the raw sewage on level, too. Exactly. Don't eat the food on either level, though, because it's...

Oh, the food was... Yeah. It's too bad because the food's really good. The food's great, but, you know, you got raw sewage downstairs. Not the raw sewage one, yeah. It says employees at the top golf in San Jose are forced to work around raw sewage while serving customers on Sunday, according to an employee of the business. Food runners...

at the golf and party venue walked through raw sewage, complete with fecal matter and toilet paper while serving customers. That's when you just say, hey, you know what, we're closed. It feels like an easy decision to say, yeah, let's close the place. Well, the health department would in a second. Oh, yeah. And you would get so fined and anybody got sick, they could sue you. If like, what did you just track into our golf bay here?

What is that brown stuff on the ground? Is that poop? Yeah, I would lose my effing mind. Yeah. The sewage, according to employee who wished to remain anonymous, was leaking from the ceiling, dripping through light fixtures and pool, pooling on the floors. Every step of those food runners took and spread the contaminated water throughout the venue, touching tables, chairs, and resurface, or sorry, surfaces the guests were eating on, the anonymous employee said on Reddit.

Bartenders at the business were required to mix drinks in areas where the floor was actively seeping sewage water, and the air was thick with the smell of feces. That's my favorite Madonna movie, by the way, actively seeping sewage. Oh, it was so good. It's a shame she doesn't act more now, you know? She was so good in that. It says here, bartenders reportedly tried to stand away from the sewage,

but were forced to enter contaminated spaces to get supplies, mixed drinks, that sort of thing. No, close down. It's an emergency. That's literally an emergency. You close down until you fix it. Yeah, for sure. That's effed.

Yeah, you immediately shut down. You give people their money back who've paid for the bays they rented. You get it dealt with, cleaned up, sanitized, and then you bring people back. Yeah. And then you rename that location, Bottom Golf, because gross. I'm never going there again. By the way, if there's not a porn parody of Desperately Seeking Susan called Desperately Seeping Susan, then somebody's doing it wrong. Oh, my gosh.

Well, you're, you know what, if they haven't done it. Brian of it production, Coverville Productions. Coverville Productions. See, look, you can do your own music and everything. You got this. That's right. Hey, I'm here to install new pipes in the Top Golf. Oh, come on in.

I'm sorry, I need to put my shirt back on. I was just so hot in here. Did you order a pizza? Yes, because the food here is contaminated. We couldn't eat it here at the Top Golf. All right, let's move on to this final story. Cinema goer, injured after the ceiling collapsed during, you guessed it, Final Destination. Oh, no, they finally got him.

Yep, I love this. This is amazing. I kind of feel like I was waiting for this story to happen because just the irony of that movie. Yeah, like, you know, if it was a Friday of 13th or Megan or something like that, it's like, all right, yikes, that's horrible. but the Final Destination just feels like you missed Final Destination 1 we're finally getting its revenge I can't I still to this minute

cannot believe I saw a Final Destination movie in a theater never done that before first time for us that's just a weird thing to say in 2025 yeah it's like what did you see in movie theaters this year Final Destination Bletline and it's reviewing really well it's not like I've seen crap but it's I loved it I can't wait to see the

the new installment of the three ninjas franchise on the iMac screen yeah oh yeah you can't there's no other way to enjoy the three ninjas well anyway um let's see uh oh they made someone says they made desperately sleazy susan okay i can see that that's lazy it's pretty lazy but seeping's i guess that's not going to track oh she's seeping okay that sounds like an open wound maybe desperately squeaking susan oh gosh I hate All of this I hate it all

I hate it all I like Susan seeking Three Ninjas How about that? Anyway So this is how this went All of a sudden

I'm getting defensive Three Ninjas The Three Ninjas franchise Are you kidding me From Wes and tell you You guys are wrong That movie series sucks It's not good

That's okay You're children then That's how you like a thing that's bad. Yeah. Or you like it, ironically, because you know it's bad. Well, in defense, Wes is his son. Oh, well, that's fine.

Mal, Mal's a big fan, excuse me, Mal's a big fan, apparently, of the Three Ninja series. Yeah, if you're a kid, then you're into it. I get it. I totally get it. I was into stuff that there's no way I would like as an adult. There's no way. I'm pretty sure the first Star Wars would have annoyed me if I was 30 then. Oh, yeah.

You know, and I knew people who it did. So, you know. It's a bad time kid. And I will say this. I've never seen it. I've seen the trailer and I kind of figured out that it was not for me by the trailer. So I'm saying I'm deriding without giving it a fair shot. Let's cue it up for film sex.

I have seen three ninjas and you are safe in your belief that it's stupid. Okay, good. Good. Excellent. I mean, you know, I don't want pooing anybody else's cookies. But I don't mind pooing on the chat room's cookies. It's fine. We're all here together.

Yeah, no. We're here crapping on each other's cookies at the top golf. Anyway, so how this went was these fans were in this theater in Argentina. It says they had an unexpectedly interactive experience in the theater as it came crashing down while they were watching this horror film. Released earlier this month, latest installment. We don't have to get into that. Who cares? But it typically follows a group of friends who managed to escape gruesome deaths thanks to premonition and then they enter a race with death.

Only to learn they cannot escape their eventual fate, or at least most of them. A couple of the movies had survivors, but most of them don't. Some of them even question at the end whether or not there are going to be survivors or not. Yeah, some of them like three leave you wondering a little bit. Anyway, at a 9 p.m. screening in the capital of Buenos Aires in the province there. Familia ververdi, age 29, was in the theater with her 11-year-old daughter with a friend and was hit by debris after part. of the roof caved in. It was quite a loud noise, she says.

Also, don't take your 11-year-old daughter to this. Yeah, probably not. I know it's on the fun side of horror, but... Oh, man, there's some stuff in there. If I was 11, I'd be scarred. Let's go see the third installment of the Terror Fier series. Yeah, because it's really... Yeah, I don't know, man.

Modern horror movies aren't for 11-year-olds. I don't care how mature they are. What a teen and I just see... Um, was it Mission Impossible? It might have been Mission Impossible that I was surprised by, you know, a relatively small child that was walking around the, um, the theater with a blanket, like Linus, basically, carrying a teddy bear in a blanket walking around the, um, the theater, uh, after the movie. I'm like, Lilo and Stitch is next door. Why didn't you take your kid to see that? Yeah, I don't know why they, they're either going to be bored or freaked by how loud everything is.

Exactly. It's less that they're going to see, you know, naked and death and killing and blood and stuff like that. Yeah, I will say... Naked and death and killing and blood. There's no boobies or anything in the new final destination. So if you're worried about that, you're okay, but if you want to see some of the sickest deaths I've ever seen, and I mean this, I've seen a lot of horror movies, some of the worst, most gory things I've ever seen are in this new one. And it is unbelievable, especially one of them, dude. really i'm not over it i don't think i'm gonna i don't think i'm gonna get to see in theaters i think it's gonna be uh once it comes to streaming because there's so much else i want to see the phnician

scheme i want to see um i'd still like to see centers although i think it's it might already have left theaters at least left the draft house uh probably yeah that's good point i guess it's gonna be different depending on where you go they still have it at ours but i doubt it's there much longer but 28 years later i mean there's a lot that i want to see between now and the end of the month so I think I think uh final destination might be a one's the finition scheme out is that out soon came out uh comes out this thursday or did it come out last week I think this Thursday okay Friday so I have to pick between that the ballerina deal yeah yeah I'll see what Kim's in the mood for Jay Fungastic said I saw sinners Saturday nights my favorite movie the year so far I mean

Scott said pretty much the same thing everybody that I've talked to Monica loved it I need 100% my favorite movie the year something something's gonna really have to work hard to beat it It was so good. Let me see here. June 4th. No, sinners, still at the draft house. Maybe I sneak away during the middle of the day. And, oh, Tina will want to see sinners. That's so good. Sinners. Halt, sinners. And it's very much a big screen vibe. Yeah, yeah. I thought anyway. I love that. All right. All right. We're going to take a break. No, we're not. We're leaving. This is it. We're going to take a 24-hour break or 23-hour break until you get more of TMS.

So if you pause here, don't hold your breath. You just want to wait a day. But we do have a couple of quick things I want to do before we get out of here. One is a mashup from Jamie. This is a throwback. Oh, cool. This is a good one. I want to play this.

I'm going to do it. And then we'll get out of her after that. So here you go. This is very different than you're used to. It's not easy being green. Nobody knows I'm miserable now. I haven't had a normal poo. months, I'm constipated.

Baseless, genderless person in a coma, I know, I know. I went out for a job, and I found a job, and heaven knows I'm miserable now. That is so bad. Sail on peanuts on aisle four. And heaven knows, Kellogg's cereals are half off, only this week. And we're miserable now, which is in a coma, I know, I know. I know it's serious A very sensitive button

Don't try to press it Don't try to press it Because it hurts And I don't want to hurt anymore Hampton on the coast of New Hampshire I know Taking a seagull with my cheeseburger It's serious

Kick the seagull, kick the seagull Kick the seagull, kick the seagull It took my cheeseburger Cake the Seagull. Apparently we had a Morrissey. That was our Morrissey match. It was a Morrissey era. Yeah.

That was good stuff. Thank you, Jamie, for that. That could so easily be updated with the 20 or 30 we've done since then. Oh, yeah, you've got material for days. Yeah. No doubt about it. All right. Thank you for that.

Real quick note that today, later, 1 p.m. Mountain Time, you will get to watch the Monday show, if you so desire, live with me and Carter. That will be happening at 1 p.m. I should be back by then. Something changes. We'll let you guys know, but it should be good. And then play retro at 4 p.m. today, as mentioned earlier, we should probably get out of here, but with a song first.

Yes. David rode in, said Brian and Scott, period. June 1st, I turn 59, period. Or over. I'll do it like it's a telegram. Oh, I like it. Brian and Scott, over. June 1st, I turn 59, over.

Growing up on Star Trek Quark and Jason of Star Command, I always thought the future would be bright, but we ended up with this. over since i doubt you would play the day the nazi died could you play children of the revolution love the show though over wow he is that's right it's stopped not over it's stop oh well yeah i guess it depends on where you're at but yeah no he's i guess i was doing the cb radio not the telegram sure sure no he's serious though listen to this guy he's right he's no nonsense he wants just no david right right to the point david uh yeah no children of the revolution great song originally by t rex who also gave us get it on bang a gong and sadly died died in a car accident and the person driving was Gloria Jones who did the original original version of tainted love is your there's your piece of trivia

that guy wasn't named T-Rex by the way is Mark Boland oh okay he didn't pop out and the mother went oh it's I'm gonna name him T-Rex right exactly look at his little short arms I'm gonna name him T-Rex Anyway, that's neither here nor there. Let's get to a cover of Children of the Revolution. Back in the 80s, you remember a song by a German woman named Nina called 99 Red Balloons. Oh, yeah. Of course you do. Sure. In 2007, she released an album called Cover Me, in which she does a bunch of different covers of songs, as you might guess from that title.

Here is her cover of T-Rex's Children of the Revolution. Well, you can bump and grind, because it's good for your mind. Well, you can twist and shout, let it all hang on. But you won't fool the children of the revolution. No, you won't fall, the children of the revolution. When you can tear a plane in the falling rain, I drive a road twice, because it's good for my phone. But you want to fool, but you're another revolution. Oh, you want to fool, but you're another revolution.

No, no, no. grind it is good for your mind but you can twist and shouts and it all hang out but you wrong for the children of the revolution now you want for

the children of the revolution now you're wrong for the children of the revolution no you want for The children of the revolution No, no more Oh You won't fall

You won't fall The children of the revolution No you won't for the children of the revolution No, you won't fall The children of the revolution I don't know. No. Go to frogpants.com for more amazing, amazing, amazing.

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