The Morning Stream - TMS 2903: Axena Del Taco

Episode Date: October 14, 2025

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Let's test the ship's phasers. The morning stream, two weeks, there's no such thing as two weeks in the news business. Greetings and hello and welcome to the morning. Greetings and hello and welcome to the morning stream. This is TMS for Tuesday, October 14th, 2025. By the way, this is episode 2903, Brian Abbott. Can you believe that? Oh, look at that.

We are so close. Well, we're not that close to 3,000, but we're close. 90, let's see, 97? Just not really close. Yeah. Is that 97? Yeah, 97 episodes away. That's going to go like that.

It's three months. Yeah, just and then you'll, I better get on that. The beginning of the year. Yeah, we need the I love you 3,000 mug. or whatever we're doing for. Yeah, we're going to come up with some cool. 3,000 miles from Nurtakuland. There you go.

Something like that. I like that. I get Nick Cage and Kevin Costner involved. Everybody will win that way. There you go. I was going to show you something. Where did it go? Oh, you know, yesterday I mentioned that my, I had a back of this vision and then I have another vision.

So I found the other guy. So I have two visions. Disney. Oh, look at that. You've got double vision. I have double vision. And this, and you're right. These are Disney Infinity, and they don't make these anymore.

So here's what I was thinking. One of these, I paint white. Oh, there you go. It'll be the easiest paint job ever. You don't even need a brush, just a can of spray primer. Well, and I was going to ask you, as the Marvel expert, what else about vision, the white vision? Is there any accents or like the stone is a certain color or anything weird like that? No, like even everything I can think of on white vision.

Yeah, because, right, I think everything I can think of on white vision is white. Like, even his eyes are white. He's a real cracker. Yes, exactly, yes. Let's see if, because I'm more thinking of the, I guess the gem is blue on white vision. Yeah, right? Like that. So you'd have to, you'd want to just, you'd still hit the whole thing with, with white primer and then just, just color the blue.

Just the blue dot. blue dot. It looks like, you know, there's in the, at least in the Wanda Vision images I'm looking at that there's some light gray, like basically the suit is white and light gray. Yeah, you can see how it's like the sides of his head. Yeah. So you might, so hit the whole thing with white and then do a little white gray touchups or something like that. Kind of like that. I want to make the seams too. The seams are, well, I guess the seams are in it technically. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? We got a plan here for my backup, my double vision. Yeah. Excellent. That's great. Brian, let's talk about a quick thing.

I just want to get people an update. I told everybody I got Google Fiber coming. It was supposed to be this week. It was available. Here's the part they didn't plan on. We have had massive rainstorms, including one that's happening right the second, although it seems like it's let up a little bit.

But it was thunder all night again, all that kind of stuff. This is time of year. It's what we have. And every day it's been raining. So they haven't been able to do half the shit they have to do because of the rain. So they just have it kind of

out there and covered. Yeah. And we got no progress, so it's going to take longer. So I ain't getting no fiber this week. That's what's not happening. But it still amazes me that it's that quick. They're building a Dutch bros,

it still hurts me to say it. They're building a Dutch brothers down the street. I'm sorry, I'm not going to do it. I can't do it. That's fine with me. It works with me. I'm not going to say they're building a Dutch bro's down the st. Yeah.

Because it is down the st. Yeah. But it feels like it feels like it's the equivalent of saying, as soon as we in the start, all the drive-thru window, we're good. We're going to start, you know, giving you drinks. As soon as we put the glass in the window. Yeah.

As soon as the parking lot is painted, come on in and get drinks. Yeah, and that's why I'm not feeling confident at all about it time-wise anymore. Yeah. For a hot minute there, I was like, really, whoa. And now I know. I look at it. It's like, no, you're not done. I'd love that.

I'd love that for you. Yeah, you'd love it for me. And then maybe by you loving it for me, karma would kick in and they would come to your neighborhood. Yeah. I am on the, I did get on the, please notify me when it becomes available in my area, a notification list for Google Fiber. So nothing yet, but Xfinity still, you know, they have it, but it's way more expensive, silly expensive after that initial six months of great deal,

then it becomes a not so good deal. No, they make you pay for what you got the deal off. You pay for it pretty quick. And the other problem is they don't, because they don't have any competition, Comcast, famous for this, Xfinity Com. is just charging outrageous dollars because Google's not there to compete with it. I'll bet that price goes down when Google shows up. Google Fiber shows up.

I bet some of their customers will call and they'll say, what if we were to give you the next six months at a discount? Yeah, exactly. And hopefully people say F off. Anyway, so that's what's going on there. Brian, you have prepared a mini quiz for me. I've prepared a quiz for you. So, you know, I decided, by the way, I didn't just give you.

get a, get the pair of vaccines yesterday. It started with the dentist appointment, a cleaning. And I went right from the cleaning and said, let's do a walk in at Walgreens and see if I can get, you know, get, uh, vaxed. And they were able to take me just about right away. Nice. But yesterday it was like, you know,

let's get every horrible thing done at the same time. Right. That's a nightmare day to me the way you're described. Colonoscopy on the same day if I could. Maybe while I'm getting the dentist, while she's in my mouth I could be doing a colon asking. Yeah, while you're here, can you be checking the scope

on the other end? See what she says, sure. All right, so I'm going to read some questions that were posed to a well-known person doing a Reddit AMA that stands for Ask Me Anything. I want you to name the person getting asked. Oh, I like this.

This is cool. So these are actual questions from Reddit AMA. I want you to tell me who is the person getting asked these questions. Number one, if you were asked to play Daniel Radcliffe in a movie, would you be offended? Do you have some cool memories about your small role in Back to the Future, too? If they did a Muppet remake, which Muppet should play Frodo? These are three questions asked to the same person. The same person?

Yes. If you were asked to play Daniel Radcliffe in a movie, would you be offended? Do you have some cool memories about your small? roll in Back to the Future, too. And if they did a Muppet remake, which Muppet should play Frodo? That's got to be of, oh my gosh, why can't think it was name? It's the kid that played Frodo. He is now in his 40s.

He was in one of my favorite movies, Abilon, as a little kid, and his name is Elijah Wood. That is exactly right. Okay. I couldn't remember his name. I didn't realize he was in Back to the Future, too, but he totally was. I do have zero memory of him being in that. If that had been your last question, screwed. Yeah, he was one of the kids in the arcade, I think.

Or is there an arcade where there's some kids just trying to visualize? I have blocked two out so hard. It's Leah Thompson's ginormous fake boobs. That's the thing that I initially think of with that movie, and it just turns me off from the entire experience. Yeah, the entire, there's a few things like that in it. I just never could, I just never liked two. One and three are my best friends.

Two can take a hike. I don't like it. Sorry, everybody. I know there are people who freaking love it and will defend it all day. It's just not me. All right. Let's go to this one right here. Questions number two.

Do you still have the biggest bed in the world? Would you ever do a remake of Kazam? How does it make you feel that Aaron Carter beat you 1V1 in basketball? That's going to be. That's going to be Shaq. Shaquille O'Neal. It is Shaquille O'Neal. Absolutely.

The Kazam part is the one that everyone thinks they were, I guess it is, there was a Kazam. There was a Kazam. But it gets mixed up with the thing with the comedian Simbad. Sinbad, exactly. Right. Okay. And then remember the Superman thing he did? The metal or steel.

We got a sack that shit. How did we not watch that for film sack? I don't know. We have to do that. All right. Let's get to question number three. You're doing very well. All right.

Questions number three. What can we expect for Frozen 3? Would you collab with Kristen Chenoweth again? How did you feel about that Travolta curfuffle when it happened? Adele Dazim. But let me give you a real name. Yeah, give me a real name. Her real name is.

Oh, man, I've so replaced it with Adel Dazim. Yep. Hold on, let's see. Oh my gosh, I really have it. It's a block. That's funny. Adele Dazim. It's definitely not Adel.

And the Dezine part is more, you can take that and move it and make it work. You really can't rearrange the letters in her name to make a form of Adele Dezine. Azena del Taco. I can't remember. Edina Menzel. You were very close. Zelle. I like a Zena del Taco, though.

I think that needs to be a... Kind of sounds good. It kind does. All right. Let's go to number four. Oh, wait. All right. There we go.

All right. Good. Um, do you find it harder to scare or unnerve people these days? How long has it been since you lived in the house in Bangor? While writing, have you ever felt like Jack Torrance? That would be Stephen King. That is Stephen King. Yep, very good.

I knew there was a risk. It could be Joe Hill, but I'm glad I got it right. Yes, I'm glad you did too. Yeah. Uh, all right. Oh, did I not, I did not capture number nine. That's all right. Okay.

Uh, question five. So you're going to get eight of these. Oh, never mind. There is no. There's a question. no is a bonus never mind all right number five do you have any plans to return to acting like in fast and furious and expendables can you compare the level of sexism within wrestling and mma was there ever a real conversation to fight gina carrano uh duane the rock johnson it is not

oh shoot let me do i know i got it wrong and i'll give you a backup because if it isn't him The key question in this one is, can you compare the level of sexism within wrestling in MMA? It's an MMA fighter. Andy wrestled. Or, in theory, you did. Don't make an assumption about.

Oh. Well, that's why. Actually, that's why I thought the rock because he did that movie about the MMA guy. Oh, yeah, sure. Shit, I give up. Who's that?

It's Ronda Rousey. Yeah, you were just assuming it was a dude. but yeah, comparing the level of sexism within wrestling in the MMA. Well, we live in this male-centric society and sorry, everybody. All right, let's do this one.

Questions number six. How early did you have to get up when you were on the Today Show? In hindsight, do you think you made the move to Yahoo too soon? And finally, did you realize how funny the Sarah Palin interview was while it was happening?

That's got to be. The Yahoo thing is what's ringing the bell. I think that's Katie Couric. Is it? That's exactly right. Yep. Okay.

Sorry, I answered right when you were drinking. That's all right. Yeah, I forgot that she did the Yahoo transition. I knew that she did the interview with Sarah Palin with, I can see Russia from my house. Oh, see, I didn't ever know where that interview came from, so I wouldn't have got it with that one. That could have been anybody. That could have been Greg or who was the. Matt Lauer?

Yeah, it could have been one of those chuckleheads for all I knew. Yeah, I knew about the one. The Yahoo thing was a joke because Yahoo was trying to be like, we're going to be a serious news service. Really? Oh, yeah. Total waste. Number seven, do you think you'll ever stop working with A24?

How did you do with the shot, or I'm sorry, how did you do the shot in midsummer where the camera flips around? With Eddington, was it difficult to make an entire movie where no one gets decapitated? Oh, my gosh. It's remembering his name that's going to be troubled. here. Yes. This is which is exactly the problem we had when we got this question at trivia.

Ariaster. Very good. Yes. One of my favorite directors, so glad I got it. The only thing I could come up with and I knew it was wrong, but everybody else on the team was stumped. I'm like, why is the name Lars von Trier coming

to mind? It's not, but it's so close. It feels like they're all in the same bathtub, right? Yeah. Yeah. And then finally, all the same bathtub gross are the same I think Astor left a film in here this is some bullshit

gross all right final question and easily my favorite of all of them question number eight what is your favorite song that you and Timbaland collaborated on will you ever do a Portuguese album why wouldn't birds know where they're home

and their soul are what was it Timberlake one again what is your favorite song that you and Timbaland collaborated. Oh, Timbaland. Timbaland. Will you ever do a Portuguese album? And finally, why wouldn't birds

know where their home and soul are? I don't know, but I, this one, did you get this one when it came up? Yes. Yes, and we laughed our heads off. I have no idea. You can have to tell me. This would be Nellie Furtado.

Oh, who's like a bird because she doesn't know where her home is and she doesn't know where her soul is. Ah, shoot. That's really good. Yeah. I think it's fantastic.

Why don't birds know where, why wouldn't birds know where their home and soul are? That's whoever that is, my favorite redditor now. Good job. Yeah, I know. I want to know exactly.

I want to know how she answered that one. I wish we could go back and, I mean, we can't go back and look at it. But congratulations. You got, Trier, Kyrick, um, Stephen King.

Shaquille and Elijah Wood, you got five out of eight. That's very good. It's not bad. Not bad percentage. That's exemplary. You know, as a guy who rarely does things anyone calls exemplary, I'll take it. You'll take it. All right, good.

That's freaking red. All right, well, on that note, time for this. You guys, it's time for a little bit of news. And today, it's brought to you by. Brought to you by Daily Music Headlines. Today we talk about all of the records that Taylor Swift broke with her brand new album the last life of a

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of stealing motorized Publix shopping carts to drive herself to an appointment. Okay. It's funny, I just did ads for Publix. We don't have them here. Do you have them there? No, we don't have them here either.

Lots of southern... Southeast, Southeast. Yeah. I think Dunoway is always talking about going there. Anyway, she stole this... Bigley Wiggly. She's still one of these things. And this isn't a normal shopping cart.

This is a one of those motorized guys. It's like a rascal with a basket. Yeah. a rasket. It's a rasket. A trisket, a trasket. Someone get the rasket. We need to take their home. According to Charlotte County Police, Charlotte, North Carolina, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Or South Carolina? Wait, where's Charlotte?

Charlotte's in North Carolina. Charlotte is... How do I have that? Just outside of the research triangle. Oh, that's right. They said deputies responded to a public store location in Tamimi Trail. Tommyami. Tommy. Tommy Ami Trail. Although that's Punta Gorda, which is that's Florida. If it is Florida.

Oh, no. Punta Gorda. So Charlotte County, Florida, because it doesn't say city, I guess. It might be Florida. Might be. Oh, it is. Florida woman. There is. There's a, okay, so there's a Charlotte and Florida. Yeah. A county anyway. It's not as nice as the Charlotte. Oh, yeah, there's Charlotte Harbor,

Sharper, Charlotte Park. Yeah. Ooh, I want a Sherbert Park. A Sherbet Park. When I was a kid, let me tell you something. I would forego ice cream sometimes Because there was Sherbet on hand Yeah Oh man

Anytime Yeah it was like having It was like a solid concentrated slurpy almost Oh yeah Yeah no really is And it's still a little creamy Like it's it's nothing at all wrong with Sherbet And you give me one of those

The Decorri ice from Baskin Robbins That's totally it Yeah there's actually not a Charlotte Florida It's Port Charlotte Gotcha Yeah it's just a county here it says Oh, Charlotte County. Okay, so Port Charlotte's a city and...

Yeah. That's not like a nice place. Port Charlotte. Isn't it? Port Charlotte. Yes. There's a Charlotte in every port. She runs the internet.

It's called Charlotte's Web. She was also my favorite sex in the city girl. Yeah, I got your... I get your little reference there. You know, Internet, Web. Her little ISP. Yeah. Charlotte's Web.

If my name was Charlotte, I would open an ISP. I sure is hell would. Oh, for sure. and everybody have the email address. Like if they use the hot mail or Yahoo email address, it would be Scott at charlotsweb.com. Yep. Oh, yeah.

Hell yeah. We're taking over, baby. It's dial-up, though. I don't know if I told you that part. Oh, oh, yeah, okay. I feel like I'm a little behind the curve if I do dial-up now, but, you know, it'll work out. So here's how this went.

They talked to the store manager, told them that a woman had come into the store, stolen one of these motorized shopping carts, and was seen driving in south on that trail. I'm not going to say the name again, of airport road. Deputies tracked to the woman. I don't know how they did that, but whatever. Identified as Robin.

Might have some sort of tracking device in them. That's true. You probably would. It's a big cost to have one stolen, so probably would. Probably also can't get very far, very quickly on them. Yeah. Can't imagine a, you know, OJ-style chase down the highway. Right.

Although I can't imagine it. Now I'm going to make a Saurah 2 video. I was going to say, the only thing that went faster than OJ's Bronco is the rasket that she drove. She went to a Circle K gas station. We used to have those until Maverick came in and gobbled everybody up. Let's see, to the island, almost a mile from the public's. Deputies met with Zick, who was sitting in the cart and confirmed that the cart valued at $2,500, was stolen from the public's emergency medical services. arrived soon after that

I did a check and she might be losing it is the deal what appointment did she have to do with the Circle K what's what's what I'm trying to find here that's the part that's weird because then the headline says to an appointment stopped at the Circle K to get

smokes and some scratchers on her way to the appointment I look deeper this never says what her appointment was why say that if there's not an appointment it's you know right there hey Circle K I'm coming to get donuts I'll be I need a reservation for donuts at Circle K at 2 p.m.

Well, we're booked at 2. Could you come at 2.30 for donuts? Oh, well, shit. I'll have to steal a park. Well, anyway, there's a thing. I can, but I got to stop at the public. I got to get transportation. A French influencer in trouble.

I saw this and it pissed me off so bad. Gosh, dang it, this pissed me off. All right, okay. Jailed for six months, and the reason was they're doing these fake syringe attack prank videos. So basically, and I think there's some video linked in this, they runs up to somebody sitting there and puts a fake syringe needle into their arm. I don't know how, I don't know if it feels like a needle. It's probably like those ones they use for movies where the needle goes back up into the,

into the syringe. So it looks like it's going into your arm, but you still feel the prick of the point of the syringe? Probably, yes. So to the, like a little kid, you do that and they think you stab them. Or touching Wendy's head with a cold soldering iron felt like heat. It's like that. Here's some video, by the way. Oh, this guy.

Yeah, look. Oh, he should get the crap beat out of him before anything else. Then he runs like an idiot. Oh, look at running. What the hell? Yeah. There he is doing it again. Yeah, just running around.

I hate it. I freaking hate it. here's how it went he is jailed now yeah six months for good oh I hope that guy gets him like that last guy beat the crap out of a little

rat boy boyfriend yeah attack attack and murder him he's in jail now for six months they say he's been doing fake syringe attacks excuse me on unsuspecting members of the public as a prank video

his name is Ilanem who goes by the online name Amine Mojito Amine Mojito I'm not sure it's not anime It's Amine yeah Amine Amine yeah Amine Mojito It'd be better anime Mojito

I'll tell you that So as we was rest of the video Started sharing on TikTok shortly before The Fete de la Music World Music Day in June sparked a bunch of outrage In the clip captioned Mojito la peculiar

The mad stinger Yeah, it's the mad stinger I'm sure everybody who's French who heard that knew exactly that it was the mad stinger Totally knew it was like yeah exactly No question Anyways 27 years old He pretended to inject people with an empty syringe

And film their horrific reactions The sick pranks caused A stir in France coming to the country Are coming as the country Was gripped with panic over reports of needle attacks At parties music festivals where people did get stabbed with needles over the summer and um horrible yeah exactly like you don't know what somebody's just put into you even if it's like a joke or or oh it's just

nothing yeah i think i'd beat the shit out of this guy oh i would i would even if he came back and said oh i get you he's a joke he's not a real syringe why am i all of a sudden russian French. That's how you get yourself back as you do that. That's how I steer it back to the port. I'd say, oh, you know what's real? My fist. Boom,

yeah. Here's some realness. Jackass. What a prick. Makes me pretty mad. What a prick. Oh, yeah. Also, someone pointed out I made a bad film reference earlier.

I said Ariaster left a film in the bathtub. Yeah. It didn't occur to me that I had just said, oh the double meaning of film i didn't mean to say it i meant like he left an actual film like oh i i didn't pick up on that either but that's really funny did he do that film with the uh the the the bathtub and uh the you know the movie that i don't want to see because i know the most disgusting things that happen in this film the the guy humping a grave and uh oh no that's not him but that movie dude yeah yeah what's that called salt burn thank you ironic name

F that movie, dude. It's a movie I just don't even care to see. Okay, so that's not an Ariaster film because that would have been the hat trick right there. Yeah. You had film, then the film in the bathtub, and then the other meaning of the film in the bathtub, which is even funny. Everything in that movie

left me feeling like a lump of cheese. I hated it. Yeah. I actually hate that movie, and I really like people in it. Incredible cast, all well-acted, no problem. But it just was like, okay, enough of this.

I couldn't, I can't watch that movie out of my head. A Chinese woman in the news. Okay. We've gone everywhere here. We went Florida, then France. Yeah, now China. She swallowed eight live frogs to ease her back pain. Oh, okay.

Did she get high at least? Good question. I don't think it's those kind of frogs. Let's see. 82-year-old. There should be a video that says, nothing beats a jet two holiday oh my gosh

that thing is so it is proliferated every feed I look at oh man and you always know you're in in fact it's disappointing when it's just somebody on a slide or something yeah right

and I'll go when's you gonna wipe out and kill somebody or when's this guy gonna throw up over the side of the boat or whatever and when it's not one of those I get mad now get really disappointed yeah there's

there's a Patreon it's a free patreon folks follow this guy um you know and despite the name the name is oh the name is not creamy five hits it is one three let me pull it up because wow you i know well it creamy five hits looks like creamy shits is the reason he picked that name um this like one three one two one six is the patreon to follow one three and number weird okay yeah one three it used to be used to be a YouTube channel. Oh, the one you turn me on to.

I sent this one, yeah. Now he's, now he's Patreon, he or she. And there are two or three things that he, music-wise, music stingers he tends to use. And one of them is the Jet 2 Holiday. The other one is a Spanish song that goes, what a son do, do ha, do it goes into like a lively, and it's like, at that moment, something bad happens in the video. every time like and then there's um the the song that my mom claims to have written which is the

walking in the sand but it's the speeded up version that goes uh um oh no oh no oh no no no no no no no no and they have a speeded up version of that that they use for a lot of stuff anyway um what's your mom said she wrote that she really says that and you know she she has all the information to make it very believable yeah um because this was one of those things back in the 60s where you could, you know, there were these things in the back of music magazines that said, hey, get your lyrics into a popular song and you submit your lyrics. And the small print is, once you send these in, we own them. And she wrote, like, as soon as she heard that song, she's like, some of those lyrics are mine in that song, walking in

the sand by the Shangri-Las, I think. That is the wildest story. The go-go's covered it. I think um why do i think that aerosmith covered it as well they did they did because the version the version you hear a lot on the ticot one is this is one of the sped up ones but if you slow it down you hear tyler doing it yeah okay but that lads all kind that song has i knew that song had history but i didn't know part of that history is that brianibit's mom may have written it yes that's what she says and uh listen you know i mean if if if if i expect people to uh trust me that i was almost in the shining i got to trust my mom that she wrote walking in the sand or at least part of it sure yeah i hear that one all the time i actually kind of

hate that one do you because it just got so overused on tictox not that's a bad choice for things but i just it's so overused it's so bad i mean there was a one of the videos in this uh one three one two one two one six that's such a hard number to remember i agree um there was uh one of the songs or one of the video clips they had was a couple of dogs like this was somebody's nanny cam who was capturing their dogs wrestling in the house. They have two big dogs that are play fighting.

And one of them pushes the other one into the wall and leaves a hole in the dry wall. And that's when the song changes to, oh no, and the dog turns around and just stares at that hole like, I am so

effed right now. You can tell, you're not just like personifying the dog. That dog knows he is in some serious crap. That's wild. I need to go. So he's four months ago is his last video on YouTube.

I guess he's moved everything to the Patreon. Yeah, he's moved everything over to Patreon because I think he's got fewer restrictions of what he can put up. Oh, I didn't think of that. There's no nudity or anything like that. And apparently he just posted something eight hours ago that looks like it'll be great. My guess is he gets takedowns for stuff that people claim is not his too because a lot of these are, you know, it's footage. Yeah, he finds him somewhere else on the internet and creates a, what's the word a

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Gambling problem call 1-6-5-3-21600 physicconicsentera.com. I think 1-2-1-2-1 six go subscribe on uh uh patreon it's free don't you know you can't you can do a higher level but i think it's just if you want to donate some money but uh you get all the videos in the free feed yeah that's pretty cool i'm going to do that it's a funny thing to do if you're on youtube and you're getting takedowns all the time what do you do you go to patreon and make a free video feed just make a free video

feed why not weird all right well it's uh time for us to take a bit of a turn oh you know what he's not here yet so i'm going to tell you the rest of the story oh yeah yeah yeah the eight live frogs That's right. 82-year-old Chinese woman. She's pretty, you know, that's pretty getting there. That's up there. Pretty old, yeah, yeah. Was hospitalized because she, quote, swallowed eight live frogs to ease her persistent lower back pain. The pensioner, do we call them that in China?

The pensioner, no, probably not. This is, yeah. It's definitely, no. The UK wrote it. Right, exactly. I don't even think we say it much. No, no, that's totally a UK thing. It's like we call old people.

Or old farts Yeah What will we call them? Social Security people Right, right Because that's really Because a pension is like From where you used to work

Right and you get Yes right I think The old pension Or no I don't even say the old The pensioner Walked to the Publix And stole one of the

The shopping carts Well anyway She ate them Now she has a parasite And probably will die from that So the lesson is To wrap up that story Don't eat frogs

as a weird remedy to do anything, really. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Poor thing. But don't eat frogs. No, don't need frogs. Please make Jeannie. She now has Jeannie 0-0-1 because of the whole new YouTube comments thing.

Can you give her mod status, please? Oh, I can. Give me a sec here. I don't know if it's easy to do on the show, but I'll try. Sorry. Anyway, no, it's all good. All right, let's get into this right here right now. where is it it's right here here it is there's still something wrong isn't there bill

look who it is everybody it is bill duran from punish props dot com he is up there in the pacific northwest making it happen bill what's going on man you're muted by the way i see you how many frogs have you swallowed bill yes he has himself muted he's pushed the mute unmute unmute there you go hi bill hello he unmute no he's muted himself again click that one more time it should Fingering things out. He's learning how to use the internet before our very eyes. That's right. Oh, there he is. I kind of heard him. Hello. Hi, Bill. Yay. How's it going, brother? It's good. I don't know. It says repair is on. I don't know what that means.

Ignore that. That's a thing on my side. It's just a way it makes certain things sound better when they come in crusty. You don't sound crusty, though you sound great. No, you sound fantastic. Thank goodness. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's good to have you here, man. Like a million bucks. Like a million bucks. Hey, tell us more about you and what's going on. We have. you on once a month talk about making stuff and the punished props website and all that fun stuff and now that you're in the aftermath of your biggest con of the year right what does bill get up to during those months so we got a new video

up over on our YouTube channel Brittany wanted to make something cool this ended up being for Dragon Khan but this is going to be an ongoing project I have wanted a Star Wars Rebel pilot outfit for my entire life and in fact if you

check out the video we put out today or a couple days ago you'll see a picture of me from grade school yes yes uh there's a picture of me as a child from grade school wearing a homemade star wars flight suit including the helmet which i made out of a bicycle helmet and paper oh my gosh i'm looking at you now this is utterly fantastic right wow bill that's me like It's Bill's origin story right there. I love this so much. Yeah. I have a laser gun in my hand.

It's a laser tag gun, which they definitely wouldn't let you take to school now. Sure. And a little laser sword tucked into my belt. And a laser duffel bag, too. Yes. Yeah. Laser glasses. Laser bus.

That's right. Let me ask you this. Well, I already know this. I know your favorite ship is the snow speeder. It's mine too. Yes. Yeah, that's the helmet we're talking about, right? Exactly.

Yeah, dude. Love it. And even like eight-year-old Bill, that costume, that is a snow-speeder costume. It's on Nextwing pilot costume. I knew what I was doing at the time. Yeah. It seriously is the best. It remains the best.

I will fight anybody in behind that hill. I love it. Oh, my God. Look at this 3D print. It is gorgeous. Yeah. So that's what's so exciting. We wanted to make these costumes.

So we decided to do like casual versions for Dragon Concold. and mostly focused on the helmets. Britt did the lion's chair work on this one, and she found this guy, what's he go by? Big Fred's Customs. He had a set of 3D print files for the helmets for sale for $25, which was just a steal for what we got. No kidding.

It had all the print files for the helmet were perfect, but there was also a file for the vacuum form buck for the visor, so you can vacuum form your own visor. And a whole mechanism for moving the visor up and down. It was like just Just an astonishing amount of value there How cheap can you make a vacuum form The size that you've got it

Like you know that So yeah I made a vacuum form Machine out of a $8 toaster oven From a used one Harbor Freight Oh yeah From Goodwill

Okay So depending how big you need it You can make one pretty cheap and pretty quickly In fact I'm thinking I need I have a small one. I have a big one. I think I need a medium-sized one, so I might make a third, a third vacuum. Oh, man. Do you ever, just to kind of take a pause during this project, I'm watching you to do some primer spray paint, we're at that stage. What does it feel like to just slowly throughout your creator life, just, you're just, it's like you're throwing back to little Billy Duran and his. Right. And that's the secret, Scott. That's all I've been doing.

The last 15 years. That's all I've been doing for 15 years. I love it. When I was seven years old, I wanted all this stuff. I wanted a noisy cricket. I wanted a looking around my house. Yeah, like it doesn't matter. Boba fat helmet.

I wanted all that stuff. And now I have it. Whoa. When is it going to be enough? When will it be enough? Never. Okay. Did I see, do you actually have a tape roller, like a blue tape roller that's already got the

the paper attached to have? of it. You bet I do. Did you make that or is that a thing? No. Yeah. 3M sells those. I was working, this was 10 years ago, I was working on a job down at L.A. and someone had that for masking off large areas.

Normally you'd use it for a house, but boy, is it handy for covering big parts your prop. Of course, yeah. How brilliant. Like, what an ease of use kind of thing. It really is. I use it all the time. So the stencils that Brits do in there. So the helmet was glued together, sanded, and,

primed and all that. For painting, the stencils are 3D printed. They're three-dimensional stencils. Oh, yeah, I was going to ask you about that. How do you create the, I guess it's like anything with a curve. It's just as a curve. Yeah. Okay.

And that was also provided by Big Jim's. Big Fred's customs. Big Fred's customs. If it was the 1970s, that's like a car place up the road. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I love that. That's great.

What's so cool, too, is like, like the, the rebel symbols there have two colors. So you put one stencil down to spray the background, the black. And then you put another stencil down to do the red, and it looks like there's just a black outline around the red. Just two different, slightly different sized stencils.

It was really clever. There's a little bit of bleed under the stencils, the 3D printed stencils. I think we can do better maybe if we printed those stencils on a resin printer, so they were a little more tighter challenges. Sure. Yeah. That's great. I'm watching to do the shield here now.

The visor. How do you make sure you don't get all scratchy and funky with that? Can you always buff that out if you have a... You can usually buff it out. You do want to be careful that you don't scratch the plastic before you use it. Did you melt the edges with like a soldering? Is that what you were doing there, melting the edges with a soldering iron to get the... It looked like a tremel or something, didn't it?

Yeah, the dremel is what's used for the cleanup around the visor. And then we use... Jamaican soup. It doesn't look like tomato soup. So that's a polyester... fabric dye, and it's used to tint the visor a different color. So you can get your clear, peti visor any, anything you want. What if it makes me just want soup, though?

What if that's what's happening? If you want, we might still have that container downstairs. You want a pot of dye. Yeah. Of dye soup. Yeah. That's such a cool effect. I can't believe that's how that works.

Oh, and it moves. Look at that. Right. You're a nerd. Bill, I wish I lived closer to you. I swear. That's all you do is you'd hang out of Bill's house and make shit. I wouldn't get anything done.

I mean, I'd get other things done, but I wouldn't get anything. You'd come over and use my vacuum form. We had a friend over here over the weekend who needed something vacuum form, so she brought the buck over and we popped it out for her. Nice. And this still the little homemade little toaster thing you made? Still using that? That's great.

Oh, I love how dirty these look. They look like they've seen some shit. Where are you taking the shot? Where is this? ducking bay 57 oh uh dragon con probably oh okay because that looked like a cool star wars set at the end oh yeah you can't see what we're doing in real time sorry that's true yeah what are you holding up right here bill what was the so what was the stuff she was putting on there it almost looked like black paint but real watered down to create some of the aging and and stressing what is that it's just yeah it's

exactly what it is it's acrylic paint that's been watered down and you put in a spray bottle so you get this nice, like, modeled book, right? Yeah. And you can do it in layers because it's so watered down, it ends up going down translucent. So you can add layers if you want to be darker in some spots or others. I love it, dude. Mm-hmm.

That makes such a difference. You need to, here's what you need to do. Here's your next project, right? Get a drone and then build a snow speeder around that shit. Yeah. Fly that thing everywhere. That's what you need. Oh, yeah.

Do strafing runs on, like, people's legs. Yeah, sure. a little cable out the back. Yep. And then they'll go and fall over sideways. It'll be amazing. Perfect. And you won't have to do any of that painstaking 2D animation to make it work.

No. Well, this is fantastic. Now, one thing Bill does, by the way, it's up on the channel now. It's up on their website. Go find it. Go watch it. It looks awesome. You always leave us a little bonus link of some sort.

What are we doing today? Yeah. Where should I post that link? You can put it in the public chat there if you want. Oh, there is. Yeah, that's fine. And then I'll bring it up. Permissions to put,

there he does. I do, cool. So I've been watching this machinist. The name is Yuri Tuckman. He's a real goofy dude. He's really good at what he does. And I love how silly he is. He built a brass and metal nose picking machine.

I'll let you figure out what that means. That looks like a Uri. That is a Uri. if I've ever seen one. Yeah, he's awesome. You look in the dictionary under the under Yuri and it's a photo of this. Yeah, you know it's him. He doesn't even have to have the track suit on.

He is 100% of Yuri. That's fantastic. Oh my gosh, what's this giant, horrible nose art? This is amazing. I love the hinged finger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude. So he's got tons of videos like this.

I've been gobbling them up. I love it. All right. He deserves everything he gets in more. All right. Well, from Bill to Yuri to you at home. home check up punish props.com and uh bill it has been a pleasure having you on today i hope you enjoy the rest of your october and i can't wait to hear what weird shit you did for halloween

you got it see you friends by now see you by now by now all right by now i've been to you should have asked him uh what kinds of does he do anything up like does he do his house up for halloween oh yeah i don't know maybe you'd think it'd be a big huge deal there i would think so but it comes so close from Dragon Khan that he's probably like, yeah, I'm so tired from all the Dragon Con prep. I don't have time to do anything with the house. That just reminded me of something. Speaking of decorations and rooms. Right now, here's Brian in his office, his cool studio with all his stuff, right? Have you noticed Sora 2? Have you? Have you? Have you? Yeah. The blue light? Yes. Have you ever? So when you took your

training video, where did you do it? Did you do it in there? Right here. Right here in this office. Okay. So that makes sense to me. I did my training video in the kitchen but when mine does it it's in my bathroom and i never do stuff in the bathroom hardly ever i've got maybe one or two pictures on the internet of me in that bathroom as a background i think i think it's also pulling from the hours and hours and hours of youtube videos we we have that's probably true sometimes it's still wouldn't explain while yeah okay i was going to say it still doesn't explain why you get a bathroom because i don't know well i guess i don't watch all of your shows scott but i assume none of them uh take place in the bathroom no well not yet

not with that attitude I might have to maybe with the Jerry Tolbert one right maybe the no the medical show yeah the medical show Jerry will say all right go in the bathroom check your check for polyps yep

let's let's do let's do an episode about your prostate yeah a little slippy fingers episode there no I don't know why it does it but also I have resigned to just that the internet just has pictures of us and we have video hours

upon hours of it like this is just what it is so of course they would train on this and it's just gonna guess our weight from whatever. Yeah, it doesn't seem to know what it wants, though, because one time I'll be all skinny, beaten up dinosaurs, and the next one, I will look like the most rotun fat guy you've ever seen in your life.

I don't know why that's confusing for it. Yeah, it's whatever. Not going to win any prizes at the weight-guessing booth at the carnival. Or height-guessing. They think Dunaway's taller than us. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, yeah, they do.

They totally do. Every once in a while, they'll be one with us, and Brian's like, way up here. I'm like, what the frick. And they think he has my voice. too. Yeah. And then it'll switch to mind for no good reason. When you put three people in those, those cameos,

there is an 85% chance that no one's voice will match the proper person at any given time. And that one person will be talking and mid-sentence switch to the same voice and another person talking. Sometimes we're on the same screen at the same time. So it'll be like Brian's head and my head

and I'll say, and then Tom's somewhere but it's in Tom's voice and I'll go, so today we're going to, and then you'll do like one of those G.I. Joe twins and pick up a sentence and finish with the same boys it's so weird it's so it's so bad sam altman anyway you know the new one ever talked about the irony that his name is san altman and that's like alternate man like altman oh and altman would be like a robot or a computer or something that's kind of brilliant i don't know if they meant to do that when he was born but there we go uh quick email here today two of them

we got uh we got something from sieb yeah that's right yeah sieve the continuing saga of see Just as useless as ever. Let's hear what it says. No capitalization, no proper punctuation in this one in a couple of weird spaces. It's C, but he did it without an apostrophe. It's Cib again. Space period, space, lowercase. Do you have time for space, space, it, question mark?

What do you suppose that is? What do you think is going on there? Time for it? Yeah. I'm trying to decide if he meant to emphasize it. Like, do you have time for? it? Or if he's just spacing it because he's weird. I think he's just spacing because he's weird.

All right. I got nothing on Sieb here today. This does not help us see. If you're trying to give us hints and you actually want to see us progress in your little game. At least give us, yeah. You got to come on Moriarty. Got to drop some clues. We're never going to find the Hound of the Baskervilles if you don't start dropping some hints. Yeah. Get that, get that going. Yeah. Here's a real one from somebody who knows how to type. Paul S wrote in. Paul says, hey guys, Paul S.

I was wondering if you guys prefer beef or chicken-based things at fancy restaurants. I have a thing to say about that because it never occurred to me before, but I'll save it. Also, your chat room is kind of annoying. Anyway, all my best and keep on potting. Now, there's two things I don't agree with. Well, I sort of agree. They're sometimes annoying. All right, that's fine.

It's a fair thing to say about a chat room. Sometimes you do think, you're trying to rile us up, okay, sometimes. Sure. But I don't agree that it, that's not a negative. And we don't know what he means. by that. Like, it might mean, you know, the way the, um, the chat room is today, like YouTube did a whole thing where it changed usernames and all that sort of thing. Yeah. Um, there might have been the situation, you know, like, oh, yeah, no, I'm fine with the people in the chat room.

It's just the, the chat room experience isn't, isn't as good. Yeah. And so that might, maybe that's what he means. We don't know. We're not going to assume anything. However, right. What I don't agree with is his use of the term potting. Yes. That makes me want to break something. I don't like that. I hate when people say I heard you on the pod No you didn't Yeah You didn't

I saw you on the Vod At least Vod means something Pod is so stupid I hate it Anyway But I want to go back to the chicken thing Beef and Chicken Okay

Since that was his original question Yeah I feel like So I can answer this definitively And say beef But it also opened a new question About how it's true That most places

Fancy or not you are you're often I know there's pork and there's other stuff out there but quite often the big choices are beef and chicken that's the and I never really thought about it before yeah you know I mean you can have not

you get vegetarian things and salads and all that but of course you know yeah I mean it boy it's it just feels like those are those are front and center because they are the easiest and well pork is pretty damn easy to get lamb true

yeah pork pork's probably just most of the places you had genie points out or i'm sorry i see you points out fish fish is usually the places i go the fancy places i go and maybe it's just because i gravitate towards the seafood menu um okay but but when you go certainly when you go on a plane which is not what you know he meant by fancy restaurants um uh you really just get the oh no you get the chicken or fish usually is the joke with uh oh right used to be on those right yeah i don't know i mean i feel like uh yeah so where do you if it is only chicken or beef though what do you prefer where's your beef beef all the way you know it used to be the chicken because well a chicken's leaner but they're

doing stuff with beef now that it's like you can use a smaller amount of beef in like a stroganoff or a barignon or something like that that's like really um where the beef isn't necessarily the most mass of the dish and it'll be just as good as a chicken breast over pasta with some sauce or whatever so right yeah i think i think if the place is known for crazy cool chicken dishes yeah i might lean that way but i'm more with you like if there's a steak on there and it's reasonable price wise i'm probably doing that yeah you give me so basically you take me if you give me any choice of what i want to eat uh sushi restaurant first give me sushi and all day any day um if they don't have that and they don't have seafood options then give me a steak uh

Let me ask you this. I was at that restaurant with Tanner and Alex. Yes. And they had experiences. Yeah, the drink experiences. Yes. And they had a tomahawk steak. How much do you think they wanted to charge me for a tomahawk steak?

Oh, geez. For a tomahawk, over $100, 125 bucks. I'm going to go ahead and say it was higher and it was $249 for that thing. Yeah, there was no way I was doing it. Kim, what is this? Oh, look at that. Look at the food. Speaking of food.

Speaking of food. Oh, it's an everything bagel. Yeah, a bunch of greens on there and eggs and something. Nice. Thanks, babe. Oh, you did, thank you. She's got to do it closer to 10 o'clock so it stays hot. I know, right?

Actually, I think this might be, is it cold? I can't tell. Oh, okay, enough, it's eggs in there. I'm excited because she sent me the, not molecular data. The caloric info, so I can put in my app. The nutritional facts. Yeah, so I can keep up with my hoo-ha. Sent me the molecular data.

that's very much a Janeway thing to say for sure all right you guys that's your emails and your text if you'd like to be a part of that you can send them to i'll give you all the ways right now you can go the morning stream at gmail.com so you're like an email guy no problem email gal go for the email no problem you want to send us text voicemails you can go to voice mail as you can go to voicecast.com tms all this is linked on the site at frogpans.com slash tms so go check it out uh I think that's everything. Let's see. We have a...

I know we just did a play retro on Sunday morning, Donaway and I, because he was sick and out. But we're now doing that again tonight. So two Halloween episodes in like three days. Wow. What's your game today? Tonight it's Elvira and... It's something Dunaway loved on the C-64.

This will be my first time ever touching it. I have to play it actually between now and then because I haven't had time. But it's called Elvira Mistress of the Dark, 1991 for the... or 90, rather, for the Commodore 64 and DOS platforms at the time. A game all about watching horror movies while not getting, developing back issues. Yes. And yeah, and thinly veiled boob references that were obvious to everyone. Sure.

Were they really thinly veiled? Because, man, I thought they were pretty dang overt when I watched that. Yeah, that's what I mean. They were so thin. Like, you couldn't. yeah how thin so so thin you walked into it because it looked like there wasn't a door there that's how thin they were anyway we'll be doing that peterson my first uh little crush there you know watching her her movies and uh every you know every time she cut to commercial

she's you know she's out there with her her assets her assets exactly it's great to think that you know she and what she and paul rubens were really good friends weren't they yeah they were tight i think she had something to do with the off not offsprings the under What are they called? Oh, the groundlings. Something to do with that? Yeah, she might, yeah. Can't remember.

But I'll bet. So I don't want to be creepy or anything. But if you had to pick somebody in this, we opened that door a long time ago. But if, if you had to pick somebody where you just think the most wild possible motor boating could take place. It's got to be Elvira, right?

Gotta be. I think so. Yeah. Maybe Dahlie in her day. I don't know. Oh, well, yeah. I mean, those are still the same plastic one she has now, so maybe it'd still be fine. I'm not even, I don't even know what a motorboat's like.

Never done this? Don't know what it's like. I really don't. I really don't. It's not a thing in my life. I know what it is, but it's never been like, nobody's doing that to anybody around here. No, no. I mean, it's certainly not a thing you do in polite company.

But, you know, we're not going to. All right, line up TMS Vegas, the new Taskmaster challenge. I just know what it is. And that's enough sometimes, you know? I think I just, you know, motorboated one time or another because I wanted to know what all the excitement was about. Sure. What is this motorboating about?

And how can I get some of this business, this action? Exactly. It's like, oh, all right, it's funny. And I think it probably made us both laugh at the time, but I don't think it did anything for either of us involved. No, no life-changing. No life-altering experience. I feel like I'm exactly the same person

pre-motor boat as post-motor boat. Yeah, yeah. I think that's fair. I did fall off a motorboat once, so maybe that comes. Oh, geez. Yeah, I was all right. It was one of them fishing boats with an outboard one. I fell off the side.

That's if you're going to fall off a motorboat, that's the place to fall off. Yeah, don't do the front and go under or don't go the back. The back, yeah. Or you're screwed. We lost some musicians that way. We lost Kirstie McCall with a motorboating accident. Oh, shit.

I didn't know that. Is that how she died? Yeah. I missed that. do you hear about the pedophile singer guy from whatever band got killed that talked about that in the band oh what was the band we talked about that on damn music headlines today it's like ghost muncher or something like that or lost lost profit lost profit that's it yeah you got stabbed in the neck a bunch and there's some video out there well you know you go to prison as a child molester and it's really just a matter of time yeah like it's that writing's on the wall I don't think you're going to be there long without that no anyway uh well let's go from that dark tale it's it's Halloween month it's fine and let's go straight to a song Brian let's play a song and get out of here you know uh speaking of nudity uh and uh plenty of it and uh constellations let's go to this one

this one's request from capy aka Gasparay um this one should have been well we had a packed last week of of requests sure he says I'll be turning 42 the answer to life the and everything on October 5th, a Sunday. Can you play this song around that time for me? If the song is a no-go, I leave it to the Almighty Covermaster to find a fitting replacement. Oh, and can I get a, you can eat rice, test the ship's phasers. Oh, my show, though. Gosh, once or two of them.

Okay, you can eat, hold on. Did you have a combo one point of a, you can test the ship's phasers or something? Oh, did I don't remember. Maybe I did. Okay, well, here's the phasers. Let's test the ship's phasers. And I don't know if rice is even in here. Let's see.

Oh, wow. Well, in this thing, I could find another one. Oh, here it is. Then you can eat rice! Is that on your roadcaster buttons? No, I've got it all on the Fargo app, but I have so much now. I have to search sometimes. Not always.

Sometimes I know where stuff is. Like, if I needed to know about some jugs of pee. This is about the jugs of pee? It's right there. Got it right there, man. I just love the subtle accent at the end there. I'd like to know about the jugs of pay. I love, I forget his name, but I love that he sent that in.

then he became a permanent fixture of the soundboard. So huge thanks to him and to Clark Kent. All right. Go ahead, Ryan. All right. This is a cover of the Galaxy song. You see this in Monty Python and the meaning of life, which the scene talks about the animated deal talks about the universe

and how big it is and how fast the planet is moving. And then the instrumental part devolves into constellations. of a naked lady getting getting railed. Anyway, this is by a phrase I don't often use. I was going to say, really pulled out a useful tool

there. I liked it. Yes, this version here is something different. It's hard not to find, it's hard to find a version that's not a sound-alike Eric Idol voice kind of thing, but this one goes far out. This is by the band Psycho Stick from their

2021 album and Stuff with Galaxy Song. Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown, and things seem hard or tough. And people are stupid, obnoxious or dumb. And you feel that you've had quite enough. Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving, and we're evolving at 900 miles an hour It's orbiting in 19 miles a second, so it's wrecking

The summit is the source of all our power The sun of you and me and all the stars that we can see I'm moving at a million miles a day In an outer spiral arm at 40,000 miles an hour Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way Our galaxy intel contains a hundred billion stars It's 100,000 light your side to side It bulges in the middle, 60,000 light years thick, but out by us there's just 3,000 light years.

Why? With 30,000 light years from galactic central points, we go round every 200 million years. Your galaxy itself is one of millions and billions in this amazing and expanded universe. Our universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding in all up the directions it can whizz. As fast as it can go, the speed of let you know. 12 million miles a minute, that's the fastest speed direct. So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure. How amazingly unlikely is your birth?

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