The Morning Stream - TMS 2906: Risk it for the Triscuit

Episode Date: October 20, 2025

Bees Are Dicks. How was the Broncos Game Brian? I don't like cold beeeeeeees!!! Bluegrass Moshpits. All Howdy, No Doody. From Hell's Heart I Sting at Thee! Casa boo nita. Pig Long and Prosper. Help! I've bean having trouble! Trim it Knuckle Deep. Pedro Pan. Do Pigs Have 12 Toes Cuz I Like Really Wanted To Know. Behind the Dragon. Would Bees Pray Like Aretha Franklin. Donnawhy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Pedro Pan. Do pigs have 12 toes because I like really wanted to know? Behind the dragon. Would bees pray like Aretha Franklin? Donna Hwai. And more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Stay in your own neighborhood when your trick are treating. Your neighbors are probably hoping to see you in costume on Halloween.

And it's safest to visit people you know. If you don't know the people very well, don't go into their homes most people enjoy having trick-or-treaters come to their doors they might put sharp or hard objects and candy and apples or they might put something on fruit or gum that could make you sick if you eat it those are the risks when you start jamming a needle in your arm pal It's one of my favorites. Hey, everybody. Welcome to TMS. This is the morning stream for Monday, October 20th, 20205. I'm Scott Johnson. That's Brian of it. Hello. I almost just spilled a box of trisketes. Hold on a second. Oh, gosh. Sandy Duncan would have been so mad at you. She would have given you the evil eye. Wasn't she the, uh, that she was the wheat thins. No? If I ever mixed up. She wheat thins? Maybe she was wheat thins. I just remember she was. Now that you say that now it's like, Wheat Thins might have been the Sandy Duncan thing. I know she was hawking crackers.

That's all I remember. Yeah. You know? She was out there going, eat these crackers. I'm a tiny lady who plays a Robin Hood or whatever. Not Robin Hood. Absolutely right.

I think she was. Yeah, she was Wheat Thins. Yeah, that makes sense because it was all about keeping your thin. And I'm a little tiny person. Well, maybe. Let's see. Somebody put up a, it says,

Nabiscoe Wheat Thins slash Triscuits with Sandy Duncan. Maybe she did both? Maybe she did both. Or maybe they just put up two commercials, one right after another. Let's see, wheat thins, wheat thins, wheat thins, oat thins. Wheat thins appears to be the thing. Who was eating oat thin? Oh, yeah, and Peter Pan, that's right.

She was also the, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, right? You said that. She was one of the, like Mary Martin, one of the people who played Peter Pan. Yeah, Pedro Pan. Probably the most successful Peter Pan played by a lady, right? Yeah, I think so. As far as I know, I don't know of any other lady pans that, like, went on to sell wheat thins or whatever. Just Mary Martin, but you never hear anything else about Mary Martin.

No, she's out there pushing what this saltines. That's boring. Just kidding. I don't know what she was doing. Now, here's what's kind of funny is Sandy Duncan notoriously had a glass eye, I think. Whoa. Really? Yeah. Never would have guessed.

Again, let me make sure I'm not confusing her with somebody else. Sammy Davis Jr. Yeah, hard to get Sandy Duncan and Sammy Davis Jr. Yeah, let's see. It's a persistent rumor. She lost vision in her left eye due to a brain tumor that damaged her optic nerve,

but the eye was left in place and she does not use a prosthetic. That's really funny. That was like the big thing when I was a kid. You know that Sandy Duncan has a glass eye and every time she'd come on TV, you'd be like trying to figure out which one was

the I don't remember that at all. I had no idea. Now I'm going to wonder. Now I'm going to see her in an old commercial and go, which eye is it? Which is the dead eye? Yeah. It's not really a dead eye, but which is the eye that doesn't give any vision. Wow, crazy. Did not know that. Sammy Davis, Jr. you could tell because when he would smile, this would happen. Here's a picture, everybody. It's the one side to get a little bigger. So you always knew. But yeah, he's, I'm, I'm, I always remember that one because of that song. Was it, who did it? Sammy Davis Jr. only had one.

Was that Adam Sandler or somebody saying it? Oh, that was part of, yeah, that was, what was that? Flickety-de-hi-Hyddy-Thy. Sammy Davis Jr. only had one. Yeah, that was something like that. It wasn't the, it wasn't the Hanukas song, but it was another, it was another, what song was that? That was a. I used to love that. I think it may have been what told me he had one.

I think I may have not known because this guy's way out of our generation doing stuff in the 50s and 60s totally yeah but and I knew of him just because hey hey you know the way he was and everything this was the this was his Thanksgiving song

thank you uh Sam bloomer it was his turkey turkey turkey do and then he'd come up with some like he was basically like here's a bunch of funny one liners and then I'll just make up something that rhymes with it some gibberish that rhymes with it to say before that yeah

Yeah, it's good stuff. Oh, he lost it driving to Vegas from L.A., of course. Sammy Davis Jr. did? Yeah, that's how he lost it. Oh, I lost my eye. It says here he got an accident and his head slammed the wheel so hard that it killed that eye. Dude, geez. Like, didn't poke it out or anything.

And Vegas was such a huge place for him. You'd think you would not want to go there after that. Yeah. Yeah. And it was all patches after that until they got good glass eyes, I guess. I don't know how that worked. guys i think we create i think here at the house we created a cold bee problem let me explain a cold bee okay so we do every year every fall we go out and we trim the back year our backyard

becomes like this wonderful like grove in the summer because of the way we trim it in the fall if you trim it right in the fall the stuff comes back with a vengeance and then we get like almost a canopy it's amazing we love it right that's great that's gorgeous yeah i never want that to go away but But the pain in the butt part of it is every fall we have to go out and essentially just cut the hair. So we cut everything down to what we call the knuckle, but it's basically kind of the gnarled part of the tree where we always trim it to. And now it's kind of knuckley. So that's extra shoots and right before the exactly right at the growth so that it can. Yeah.

Yeah. And this year I was tempted to go below the knuckle, but then we'd sit against it. I didn't have the right. Is that not to go knuckle deep? Yeah, I didn't go knuckle deep. I went, I went all. Are you another, there's the worst version of that, right? wrist

Oh man Well anyway So we're there We're there cutting them It's got I got my We got the boys over Nick and Dillner helping out I'm out there doing it

Reaching the high spots And the babies are inside And the girls are all here And we're all just doing it And I realized I noticed something When we tear all that stuff down Even though it's cooler now And most insects have gone on

With their business To either die or go somewhere else To wear the pastures or dead Yeah Usually it's pretty much nothing This time of year But I did start to notice that on the ground, there's a smattering of little cold bees.

Really? Yeah. Like, I don't know where they were when we cut, but they... Like dormant? Dormant because of the cold weather, like frost... Frost... Not frosted, but they're kind of slow, you know, lethargic. You can tell they're alive, but they're just kind of...

They're not flying. They just really can't be bothered or whatever. And I'm like, okay, that's, you know, too bad for them. They should have left with their friends. Whatever, I don't think that much about it. But here's the problem. This is the same. So right now, if you went in our back patio yard area,

you would go, when did this hurricane happen? I missed the, it looks terrible because we haven't moved it out yet. You've got branches probably all over the ground. Oh, yeah, littered everywhere. I mean, we've stacked it as nicely as we could, but it's a little unwieldy, and we get a big giant community dumpster on Tuesday. So Tuesday, this all gets drug out and thrown away. Oh, that's cool.

But for now, it just sits there and does what it does. Not a big deal. We're not expecting even in any rain. until tomorrow so we're not going to get all gross and mushy and it's going to be good, but these little bees are out there and they're kind of hard to see because there's lots of leaves and branches and bits and pieces that came from the destruction of the, you know, from cutting everything down. Sure. Sure. So here's where it gets weird. I think it created a bit of a dog trap because boomer yesterday limping like nobody's business. She never limped. She never gets hurt.

I don't know what's wrong with her except for her hip that long time ago when she was puppy. It was a whole other thing but anyway she's limping in the house and really favoring this foot and we look at it and there's no splinter there's no infection there's no cut there's nothing like that but you can see where we think anyway this is the best we can think is she got stung and then it just swelled up to her paws like a fat little you know she's not allergic but she's yeah you know reacting or whatever reacting to a sting sure and uh it was probably just one of these lazy ass cold bees laying there being dicks you know stepped on a cold bee and it like did it it's dying gas last last gasp yeah what a jerk dude imagine the bee going oh shit i'm dying i'm not

even going to make it 24 hours but i'm going to go out making sure i sting this paw right bees are dicks man they're dicks you get you a little um they like make these little you know they have uh um dog shoes right little soft things you can put on their feet when it's cold so when they step on the the frozen ground they don't uh it doesn't crack their their paw pads you can get little rubber galoshy things that we used to have for daisy yeah and just slip those on there so that they're safe from the the dying bees or something did daisy ever get used to those because you know how they do the big weird walk yes they walk all weird uh no she never got used to it yeah and i think i think we gave up before she did so yeah that's that's how that works you're like

yeah yeah right we'll succumb you're you're good we'll keep you from having to wear these that's funny but anyway yeah so just I'm just let this everybody know that if you do some trimming and it's fall and you think it's nice and cool and you got a good change of the weather going don't assume that there aren't a thousand bees on the ground

ready to have their last moment of glory okay that's all I'm saying Ryan how was Casa Benita with the Fletchers I've been dined oh my gosh yeah so we went Friday night first time for Scott and second time but first time in like 40 years for Christine and this is the kind of experience I love it at Casa Benita because you go there with people who've never been there before

who haven't been there in a long time and you kind of get to witness the fun through their eyes especially that first walking through the door and granted they'd seen the documentary so they knew what this place kind of looked like from the inside but there's something different about seeing this strip mall and this giant pink structure in the middle of this this strip mall and then walking through the door and seeing the inside for yourself seeing like in full you know 360 vision how the inside of this place has been turned into this incredible little aqua polka fiesta village kind of thing and you said uh was christina had been there she was there when she was a little kid like in the in the 70s she thinks it was uh or a was she able to confirm like she walked in there went oh yeah i've absolutely been here or was it too different but it was too different um

there was nothing that said oh yeah i remember this but it was like yeah i'm pretty sure i'd been here before yeah the pink exterior is probably the the one thing that's never changed it's kind of a giveaway right that that peptobysmal pink that you just don't see on anything else yeah um here's the thing and i've uh since the reopening i think this was the fourth time I've been there, twice with the nieces and cousins and Tristan and K, and then once with the Nunnolese and then once with the Fletchers. This was the fourth time. This is the first time I can actually say, I can shorten, well, you know, the food is good for Casa Benita, or it's really good for Casa Benita. Now I'm actually able to drop the

for Casa Benita. Like, the food is good. all of a sudden this is the first time like this is a really good smothered burrito the chips and salsa they brought has been improved you know it feels like they didn't stop when they opened that first month and say okay this is what we're doing from here on out there there's a whole different um process to the to the getting your food you're you're no longer you're in a line to get in to get your table and stuff but you're no longer in a line where you're going along the the ladies, you know, putting the rice and beans on the plate and then, um, and then putting whatever your entree is. That's great. You bypass all that. You actually go, you get seat at

your table. You place your drink order. I had a boo Rita, which was like a, um, cinnamon apple margarita, uh, which was really good. Bo Rita. I love that. A boo Rita. And, uh, the Halloween themed or no? It's Halloween themed. Everything right now is, is Halloween themed there. It's Casa Abu Nita. They've replaced the Cartman statue with Asimau, the cardboard box costume. The robot, yeah. Yeah, that he had. And there's

all sorts of other things all over the place that are Halloween themed. But we did all the stuff with them. We watched the cliff divers for a while. We watched the puppet show, which is so sarcastic. It's

all the food that was on the previous menu before the redo. all fire, like talking about how they got fired. Oh, wow. Is there the animatronic pirate skeletons, right? That's still a thing? Yeah, skeletons, the two guys sit up top. Yeah, they're still chichan above Black Bart's Cave.

They're now wearing skeleton masks over their real skeleton faces. That's so stupid. I love it. Yeah, and they still have, you know, Trey and Matt's voices behind them. There's giant skeleton, like, dea, Dio, Los Mertos skeletons all over the place. And, yeah, it's, it's, the place is becoming less and less of, of kind of that running joke, that running Denver joke into like, all right, when people come into town and they're like,

hey, what kind of things should we see while we're here? And I say, well, Miao Wolf, Red Rocks, I might actually start saying, and believe it or not, Casa Benita. Yeah, and not ironically, not just because you've got to see the wackado place that it is. See the camp and stuff. But in addition to the weird campiness of the place, that's never going to leave that. Just the fact that it's a strip mall and you've got cliff divers in a strip mall. Yeah.

But now I'm not going to be able to say, yeah, you know, get the cheapest entree you can, but really go for the soap of Pia's. It's like, all right, now everything is, everything's pretty being good. Oh, why does it? It shouldn't happen, but at 9.15 in the morning, I want a smothered burrito real bad. Yeah. Oh, my God. And they have, they use the local hatched green chili and, um, dude i don't know i don't know but anyway so of course um you know uh scott was his his usual

uh always funny even when he's trying not to be or even when he's not blatantly making a joke just his kind of responses to things are funny and um sometimes he doesn't have to say anything and he's funny so true just stand there to look around and go and until you guys have seen if you've never been to Vegas until you've seen scott fletcher loaded up on on weed gummies for the weekend. Right. Unbelievable. You ain't seen nothing.

Exactly. So after that, we went back to, we went to their hotel. They stayed at this place called a Populous Hotel. Really cool architecture. I should have brought up a link, but P-O-P-O-U-S. It's not spelled with an O-U-S. Let me send you a photo here so you can see this thing. It is, it is a hotel that looks like it's,

made to look like Aspen would. Oh, look at that. Here, chat. Look at this thing. This is awesome. And those were all hotel windows that you see there.

But the weird thing about it is... Their giant bees come home at night and hide in those holes? It looks like it would be, right? Yeah. Let me find the picture that Scott sent because one of the photos that he sent was absolutely hilarious. How old is this? Brand new.

This thing has only been open for a year. That's a trip. It's got kind of a retro vibe. It's the reason I am. It really does, yeah. Shoot, am I going to be able to find it really quick? I pinch and zoomed a little man in there. Here, look, that.

A little face. A little man in one of the windows. Yeah, a little guy walking around. Here he is. Look, he's like, ah, I'm going to my room. Nice. Well, good that it wasn't a far worse. Like, it could have been a much worse photo, right?

Oh, by without question. Could have been so much worse. I assume that are those rooms? Those are rooms. Okay. Wild. Here's, so Scott took a picture. If you get from the right angle, some of those, oh, no, is it, it's a H-E-I-C?

I can convert it. I can convert it. Okay. Let me see if this, okay. If it'll let you up, upload it, I assume it will. Yes, so you should be able to open that and convert it real quick. Yeah, easy, peasy. okay okay here we go depending on what angle you grab a photo of you can actually see a little

little anthropomorphic faces in the in the walls all that makes sense right all those holes and stuff yeah it's basically a you know collection of uh I want to convert oh it is converting there it is oh yeah oh wait it's too big there we go scroll back there you go there are people living in me I can't do this anymore kill me That's amazing. I love it. I want to go there. It's very cool. Yeah, it's really cool. And so they have a rooftop bar that actually is open. Part of it's open to the elements.

You can actually be out there. And you've got a great view of the capital building and the city and county building right there. And then there's an indoor part that apparently has really good food. But we went there for drinks and the drinks were damn good too. Everything sounds great about that place. A lovely evening with the Fletchers, one of two lovely evenings we have with the Fletchers on their trip here. Nothing wrong with that. Yeah.

Everything right with that, I would say. It really was. It was a great time. They're fantastic. And folks need to go back and listen to the special Thursday episode where I surprised Scott. Yeah, especially the top bit where it took me 20 minutes to figure out what the hell is going on. Because I was like confused. It actually, it bit us in the butt.

It works so well at bit us in the butt that, you know, his cheeseburger. Cheeseburger. That's like nobody, he was so good at repeating it and so good. at hitting the same note every time that I really was fooled I didn't and I wasn't looking at the camera so when he stepped in front and kept saying cheeseburger I'm looking at my mixer going

okay it's a little modulated let's see if is that we can do to fix that yeah I felt like one of those Alan funst segments that probably got probably got deleted you know right because the guy couldn't figure his shit out uh what oh yeah also a new episode of something

oh yeah new episode of Uncle Cousin this uh so still just on YouTube. I have not, I've got the website, but I haven't put anything up on it, but uncle cousin.com will be the place. This is me chatting with my niece, Rainy. She just moved to New York City to become an actress, and she's studying at Circle in the Square, which is where a lot of prolific actors have come from, and actors are teaching, including the counselor from the first Friday of the 13th movie, as we found out. Oh, man. But Uncle George, was in

they're just coming home from New York City they went there for the weekend and so you get a special appearance from Uncle George so that makes this Uncle Uncle Cousin this episode. You don't have to get a separate domain for that though temporarily. No no no no and it's a guest star.

It was a one-off, no big deal. It's a one-off, exactly. That's great. You can find that there at YouTube.com slash Coverville and go check it out, guys. Get to know Brian's niece and Brian a little more. That's correct, yes. All right, we got to bring Dunaway in.

We got to play a game, and I can only say that I believe in my heart of hearts that it's going to be a great time. But I don't actually know until he arrives. So let's find out when I push this button. Brian Dunaway joining us. Hello, Brian Dunaway. What are you doing? Oh, hi, Scott and Brian. I was waiting you guys just to listen to Uncle George.

Yeah, Uncle George talk, sure. Hick, could have been the real Chris Brown, who I saw on Facebook doing something fun. What was that I was watching? It was probably something in San Francisco. He just went out to to San Francisco for the

mostly bluegrass festival or hardly bluegrass festival. Some weird... That is a big difference. It's a very big difference between hardly and mostly. Yes, exactly. I like both things. But it's not called the Bluegrass Festival. It's something, it's one of the two of those, but...

But it's bluegrass, like live bluegrass, though. That sounds great. Yeah, well, that's the thing. He saw Nick Lowe, who is not a bluegrass artist. Well, that's why I think it might be the hardly bluegrass festival. Oh, okay. All right. So definitely not there might be bluegrass where you just, you don't know.

Maybe there's a band there called they might be bluegrass. So that was really good. So you should check them out. I like bluegrass. I would go to a thing like that. Yeah. I'm guessing there's less mosh pits at a bluegrass concert. Far, far less mosh pits.

Just my guess. Yeah, you'd think so. Brian, explain to us today why Donaway is here and what we're playing for and all that. Okay. Well, Donaway is here because he owes us money. And this is his only way of paying this back. Welcome to the morning. Half-Ass is a trivia game where I'm actually going to be giving the two of you the answers. I'm going to give Scott and Brian a category and six possible answers, three of which are correct. And three, like pronouncing it, Donaway, are incorrect.

Depending on how confident you feel with the category, you can provide one, two, or three guesses. But if you get any of those guesses wrong, you get zero points for that round. get one right gets you a point two right gets a three point three right gets you five points we'll add up all those points at the end of the game and the person with the most most most points the most points the one with mostly not the points yeah correct yes exactly hardly points uh wins a prize for their contestant scott you're playing for p crum oh we love we love some p crumb yeah yeah we love p crum i always like to call him pc rum myself whatever pc crumb yes pc crumb or p. Brian, you're playing for Edward Weddick. We love him too. Do we? I don't know who that is, but I'll bet we'd love him. Yeah, we love him.

Both of them support us for Patreon, and we absolutely love that they support the show that way. Yeah, we have default love for patrons, by the way. That's right. Automatically get love, no matter who you are. Yeah, not sexual love, by the way. Just, just cathartic sort of, you know, like a sister or brother that you're not having sex with, like that.

Well, the sister or brother that you're not having sex with. Well, we now have our, we have our, we think we've got our topic for, uh, when. Yeah, I'll get that to her today and we'll start banging that out, so to speak. Oh, my God. We're making a worse of word. Yep. Making it worse. All right, let's do it.

Making it worse. All right. Let's get here to our, uh, our questions. All right. Uh, first topic. Oops, needs to read. There we go. Had to re reload there.

Question number one, famous groups of 12. Which of these things come in famous groups of 12? Your choices are noble gases, players on a cricket team, animals of the Chinese zodiac, apostles, labors of Hercules, and toes on a pig. Well, which of these? I don't see Stets of Sonic up here. All right. No, you don't. Hold on a minute, though.

Sure. Famous groups of twos. famous groups of 12. Well, all right. Are these fans? Are these fans? Are these groups of 12? Yeah, no, no, no.

I get that, but I'm trying to... The argument is whether or not they're famous or not. Um, hmm. Oh, my gosh. I don't know that one. I don't know that one either. No way pigs have 12 toes. There's no way, right?

Not after you pickle them. Have you ever had pigs' feet? I have. I don't mind them. They're okay. I never had pigs feet. I could not bring myself to eat pigs feet. I tried it once and I didn't hate it, but I don't seek it out, you know.

Yeah, don't send us pigs' feet to eat on the show. No. Save your postage. Yeah. Fine. All right, Brian's locked in too. You guys both playing it safe this time. You both chose apostles.

Guess what? Apostles is correct. Yes. Yeah. That one was easy. Yeah. Now, I saw you, I saw you wrestling. done away with labors of Hercules.

Yeah, because I, I, yeah, labors of Hercules. That is, that would have gotten you another couple points. Yeah. Thank you. Animals of the Chinese zodiac, they're 12. Even though their months don't line up with us, they're still 12. It seems like there's so many more than 12.

That's why I was kind of debating on, too. The roosters and the rats and the whatnot. That's right. Exactly. Labor's of Hercules is 12. There are six noble gases. There are 11 players on a cricket team, and there are 16,

toes on a pig. That is shocking. I thought they had hooves and they had like the split toe things, but I guess there's something else underneath there that I can't see. Probably or else we just watch too many cartoons, you and I is what I'm thinking. Because I thought the exact same thing. I've seen real pigs

and I would definitely notice 12. I'd be like, ooh. So that's a lot of it. Well, they have 16. And here's the question about the 16 though. Is it? So how many per evenly distributed? How many per paw? Or whatever they call Paul pigs.

Four. Oh, that's okay. Four toes. Four legs, six toes. All right. Done away. Thank you and I are. And save your emails.

I guess those hooves must, I guess those hooves must like, it's like they're kind of split. Yeah, they look combined. Yeah. It is like that where there's still two. Like they're constantly telling you to live long and prosper. Because when they pork you, they look like two black little nothings. Yeah, yeah.

Sorry, go ahead. Yeah. By the way, TRPW. Thank you for reminding me. The Chinese zodiac is annual. not monthly, duh, of course. Oh, yeah. We've all got the place where you get the year of a thing.

Yeah, if you want to get real picky, TRPW, you could say a dragon is not actually an animal because they don't exist. It's fine. Oh, that's true. That's a good point, yeah. That never happens here on half-hand. No, we don't want to get picky. It's fine.

Yes, right. Oh, very good point. All right, let's get to number two. Maybe break this tie up. Movies starring Bruce Lee, which of these are movies starring Bruce Lee? starring Bruce Lee in the face of demolition inside the dragon

fist of fury the kid from no home game of death and the true fighter oh man one of these feels tricky but I can't remember

there was okay I think that one for sure did they do a sequel call inside the dragon because that would be funny died the dragon

the face of demolition the third one was leaving the dragon yeah Exiting the dragon. I'm going to, because I got to be bold. I got to be bold. Dang it.

I got to be, man. Gotta be bold. You got to be bold. I wasn't sure about this other one, but it feels right. Inside the dragon, wasn't it that the documentary or something? Wasn't there something? There might have been. There might have been.

Yeah. But yeah, you guys didn't fall for that, that easy little plot hole or a track. Dragons don't exist. Never pick dragon. Never pick dragon. yeah you guys uh game of death and fist of fury you both chose both of those guess what oh my gosh really so i'm just a little shocked i thought that game of death was pushing it but oh no game of death was absolutely i knew that one for sure that was the one that brian selected

first you selected fist of fury first scott it was funny how both of you were sure of each of those and then you came around to the other one i was afraid that that fist of fury sounds so 80s i was like I seemed like I remember that one being one, but I was like, that sounds like 80s. The one actually came out in Fist or Fury came out in 1972. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which makes sense. But that's why I was afraid of. I was like a Van Dam movie called Fister Fury is what I was worried about.

Game of Death came out exactly the same year. Both movies came out in 1979. Wow, busy boys back then. In the face of demolition. Of demolition is the other real one. Never heard of that one. That one's an older one, 1953, nearly 20 years, before those other two.

Jeez. Was he always 18 or however, you know? Wild. Mehta, yeah. Wild. All right. Boy, we got to get some movement here, some separation on this last question.

Both of you tied with four total points. Going with three. Going with three. Let's see how you do it. Cities with more than 200 metro stations. Which of these cities in a metro subway, which of these have more than 200 metro stations? Your choices are.

Tokyo, Seoul, New York, Frankfurt, Madrid, and Mexico City. See, some of these feel like they have to be, and then others just... I know. I'm getting tricked. I know. There. I, I'm not confident. I'm going to go with one.

I feel trickstered. I'm going to go with one. Trickseterd. All right. Ooh, we finally, we finally have a... He's going to come back while not going. Oh, they'll call them metro stations there. They call them.

Choo-choo stations. That's right. All right. You both selected Tokyo. Tokyo has... Tokyo-Go-Go-G-G-Ghundred. 179 stations. Brian, you also chose New York.

New York would have been, or is correct. 468, it's the biggest one on this list. Soul has... Soul has 311. Oh. It's the color of your energy. And Madrid has 301. So we tied it up, Scott.

I wonder if in Seoul... If it's 311... until it's 312, you get free. You're on free if your name is Amber. That's what I've heard. Yeah, and so you get to ride for free. Yeah, I like that. So Madrid, wild.

I thought Frankfurt, I know Germans are big. I wouldn't have guessed Madrid. They're trained stuff, so I was really sure. Frankfurt only 86, Mexico City, 195. Oh, Mexico City, yeah, that's pretty good. They're almost there. Pretty close to 200, but maybe they've added some since then. Anyway, that means we have to go to a tiebreaker.

I think I gave Brian the option last time. Scott, do you want to guess or go high-low? It's so funny. I'll do high-low. Okay, all right. I love hylo. It's a lot of fun. It is high-lo.

Brian, how many hours of sleep? According to the independent, a survey conducted in 2018, along with the sleep council, how many hours of sleep? Oh, my God. You might have just said. That doesn't even sound legit. That just sounds like the sleep counsel in conjunction with some people. Oh, shut up. All right.

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Sure. Let's say the average person gets eight hours of sleep. That's not true, though. The average person does not get eight hours of sleep. Is that true? How do you know those? Recommended it is eight hours. Yeah, but how do you know that?

How do you know that? How do I know that? How do I know that? Because I didn't go to the sleep council of bullshit numbers. All right. Because I asked my, because I actually have a sleep app thing on my wife. And it tells me exactly how deficit I am. And then it talks about the averages and so on a book.

I believe it as much as this. Anyway, I'm going to go, I'm going to go with, um, I am going to go with 752. Okay, 752 is incorrect. Scott is the actual answer higher or lower than 752. Oh, geez. it's actually not a bad it's not a bad it's not a bad stamp

I've been a parent several times I'm going to say I'm going to say under okay Brian was within a hundred he was actually within he was like within 52 basically he was within 77

the actual answer the actual answer is 675 It is lower, but just barely lower. Congratulations, Scott. Yeah, by the way, I got some numbers here. Globally, adults average 6.8 to 7.2, but in the States, 6.8, according to the CDC last year's census, 2024. Western Europe, 7 to 7.2. East Asia, 6.3 to 6.7.

What did you say? Your National Sleep Foundation says 7 to 9 hours is what we need. Yeah. we're not very good at sticking to the we're terrible terrible we're all staying up playing games and helping our babies apparently so and my watch reminds me to feel bad about

it every day yeah yeah that's 600 hours is for chumps if you're a World of Warcraft player though that's nothing that's right it's nothing exactly congratulations scott and congratulations p.crum you are getting some steam games here's what you're getting you're getting

courtesy of Keith Hicks the text resist the story of Ray Bibia and Monument Valley Panoramic Edition. Oh my gosh. Both fantastic games. Yep, real good. Real, real good.

Keeping with our theme, though, don't worry, Edward Wedding. You're getting a copy of Eastern Exorcist. Oh, nice. A little Exorcist theme going out to it for everybody. You did good, Ed. Yeah, the Texas one is cool because it's like kind of typing of the dead

mechanics where, you know that thing we do in the jackbox Oh, yeah, like, dear to whom it may concern, I purchased your bun cake pan. It's pretty good. But that mechanic is definitely that game. It's very cool. I don't know about this Eastern Exorcist, though. That's interesting.

Yeah, I bet that's a little scarier than the Texorcist. Probably. But our winner can chill out with Monument Valley after he's all freaked out. There you go, for sure. Well done, you guys. That was awesome. Let's give the winners this. Congratulations.

done away this and a reminder that tomorrow night uh done why don't know why done away and i i've been i've been two different things today go with it yep we're let's stick with done away from here on out um you and i going to just combine him how about donna why yeah why not don't why i like that uh you and i are going to be together for another episode edition of our Halloween focused i would say yeah month of play retroses tell people what we're covering tomorrow a little more a little more fun spooky this time around we're doing this Scooby-Doo mystery, we had one for the Sega Genesis, and a lot of you probably played the S-N-E-S version. They were wildly different. Wildly is a great way of putting that. Wildly different. Yeah, very different games. So, I don't have any, I never played any of these Scooby-Doo games. So this is going to be a first for me.

But also, we may, if you're a patron of the Play Retro show, we're probably going to watch some, like we're going to find maybe the worst. A do. A do. We're going to find a do. A do. Oh, we're going to. Yeah. Scooby-Doo. Is that what you call it a do? You're going to find a do.

You're going to find a do. Well, I'm going to bid you a do and say kiss our butts. All right, there he goes. Well, there you have it. Now, we're going to do something a little weird today, folks. Bobby, who's normally our science correspondent, is not here today. He's teaching a class full of kids something today at the school. Oh, that's super cool.

Yeah. He does that quite often. And I think that's awesome that he does that. We are, of course, Brian and I in full support of such ideas. We think it's good to give back to your community. So while he's doing that, we're going to try something new today and see if it works. You guys are guinea pigging it, all right?

Interesting. Yeah. So here's what we're going to do. Let me pull this up. I was informed by the creator of the site that we use for correspondence, voicecast. Dot app slash TMS, that it will now show me in real time brand new messages as they populate. So I want to try this.

We're going to call this something dumb, hot take text time. You know, you still do a voicemail there, whatever you want to do. And we'll play them if they're voicemails, no problem. Yeah. It's a real time. Wow. Okay. So think of it as like a call now, sort of.

Yeah. But without the call. Call now. But if you leave a VM, that's like a call. It's still a call now. Yeah. Yeah. So basically it's just, yeah.

There have been people asking, you know, some questions that I've been ignoring in chat, hoping that they'll use this. Like somebody asked if we've been to each other's houses. Somebody asked if I saw the Bronco game, uh, yesterday. These are great things to go to voicecast.com. app slash TMS, voicecast.com. app slash TMS and enter and we'll answer them. Do it on your phone. But I want to answer it if you don't, if you don't ask. No, you got to do it. But if you, but you got to use the, or you can, um, I'm trying to say, use your phone. You can use your desktop, use your

whatever. That's why it's easy to use this thing. Just pull it up. You don't have to log in, nothing. You don't even have to give us your name. We also don't have to read it. I don't even have I have a microphone, nothing. Yeah, we also don't have to read what shitty things you say if it's mean, but, you know, we'll do our best. So the line is open. That is voicecast. Dot app slash TMS. Very good.

While we're waiting for those first ones to come in, I got to show you what I got, Scott. Let's see what you got. Received over the weekend, Rom the Space Night action figure. Whoa. How did this arrive? How did you work that out? I bought it. Where did you get it?

Just eBay or something? Big Bad Toy Shop had them for. for box price for um nice yeah and so um here's the cool thing remember we were talking we were looking at the thing and saying yeah you know well when you when you do these little space guns that he has you're always going to have that that um with a little plasma plastic little plasma blast but that is removable you can actually have him just holding his guns up and uh and not have a little plasma blast plus you can go pew and then with your other hand go we and then put the little right and move the the plasma blast against whoever he's fighting. Also did come with a little miniature comic book of ROM Issue number one. That's the one I want the most. I love little bitty things. That's cool.

I know. It is pretty cool. And then additional hands so you can, you know, he's got a little fist and a little thing where he can hold the comic book so he can be reading his own comic book. It's pretty cool. That's awesome. A childhood memory locked in stone now. You'll have it forever. A childhood dream realized. so finally we're on space night that's awesome i love that you were able to get one and i can't believe

you got it for box price that's insanity yeah yeah no that's uh that's cool for for it being sold out everywhere else i'm glad that it's uh was available there um i core you put voicecast dot com slash frogpants i'm sorry voicecast dot app slash frogpants you can do that but don't do that slash tms yeah that works there's one for that but we're not using that for this it's the tms one why are they using that they shouldn't use that don't use that no use the one for tms Here's our first question. Oops. I did all that wrong. There you go. First question. So, did you watch the Bronco game last night? Anonymous asks.

Well, did you, Brian? I did. I saw the end of it. I was working on a thing for Rock Puzzles Monthly. And to get it done, I needed to have audio available, some music and stuff. So I wasn't watching the game then. But with the halfway through the last quarter, I had to go up and cook dinner and put on the game. I'm like, oh, my God, they're losing. And then, my God, what a bunch of perfect, miraculous things that happened. And Broncos turned it around and had an incredible win.

That's awesome. And Tina was down in that area. She was actually right by the stadium because she was taking K to work. And there were a lot of people leaving early because the score was so uneven in the fourth quarter. So there were a lot of Broncos fans heading out. out of the stadium and Tina's like oh my god there must be letting out and then she got here and watched the last five minutes

of the game because the game was still going on and all those people left early and missed easily the most exciting Bronco game finale in the past several years. That's why you never leave early you know yeah exactly I mean unless you're sure if you're sure sure I get it

if you're sure sure sure uh similar question just came in Scott what do you think of the new weird looking tusky and I know what he means is that the mammoth the logo? Yeah, or it's the new, it's the mascot. Oh, the mascot. Okay. Yeah, he's an elephant guy, you know. Why are his eyes black? I don't know. I don't like it.

Maybe it's so you can see out of there better or something. I don't know. Okay. I don't like the eyes. I don't like much about him. I'll be honest. See, I have another photo. Here we go. I like that he's got a blue mohawk. Yeah, he's got kind of a, you know, they're going for edgy here, but there's a better look at his eyes. I don't like those eyes. Like, he looks like, he looks like the thing going through tattooing through Moss Isley.

Not super thrilled with the It absolutely looks like that guy. That pecker that gave away the location of the thing. Yeah, right, exactly. Bastard. TV Stravis asks, OK, testing this out.

What I want to know is if you could put Warhammer 40K orcs into an existing IP, what would it be? I'm working, so I have to text rather than call in, he says. well Travis I would put them in anything because I'm a Warhammer freak I love that shit so put them in let's get specific put them in um you know AI's getting to the point where we can start doing mixing so let's put orcs from 40K into old episodes of the golden girls

so we're not even talking like a video game it can be anything we can put it into anything any IP you want to put them in I mean obviously the IP here in question is Warhammer 40K, but Sure, sure. Spread it around, put them in other stuff, I don't care. I think that's a great idea. I think it could have definitely turned the tide and the Lord of the Rings to have the 40K

orcs added to the battle, so that's freaking great. That would have been a game changer, for sure. That would have been a game changer, yes, exactly. We got one from Anonymous that says, oh, these are, there it is, no, they keep asking about football, we've already answered the question.

And here's one. If either of you could swap out lies with any Hollywood star, who would it be? Remember, your spouse now has to deal with the Hollywood star. Oh, really? That's an interesting thing. So, so, like, if I switch places with Michael Douglas so I can have Catherine Zeta Jones, I also have to think of the fact that Portina now is saddled with Michael Douglas. Yeah, exactly.

sorry or let's see you can swap lives with them yes yeah i guess so right because you're if you're swapping lives that means whatever his life is you're getting all that right and then whatever the person yeah basically they're getting whatever Hollywood star you're swapping with your your partner is getting whatever Hollywood star you're partnering with okay um all right so i'd want to make sure that it's good for Tina as well so uh i'd swap with uh let's let's let's be nice to Tina I'd swap with Ryan Reynolds, so she could finally have Ryan Reynolds, and I'm happy with Blake lively. Totally fine. Yeah, she's all right.

I get to be in some Marvel movies, hopefully. Yeah, sure. She might be hard to work with if the rumors are true. I think she was just hard to work with that one guy, right? Or are there more stories? I have no idea. These people with their, who knows where they're at, you know? We only hear what we hear from TMZ and everything else.

Exactly. Yeah. What gets reported is very, is on. obviously very, you know, leads us to believe that, that Blake was absolutely mistreated by this guy, but, uh, ish. Yeah, no fun. Anonymous says, oh, I didn't answer it. Oh, oh, yeah, what's your answer?

See, I'm more thinking like who would Kim like and then, but I don't know who this guy's married to. That's what I had to do with the Ranrell this thing. It's like, because I don't know who Noah Wiley's with. No, he'd be, she'd love him. That's another, she'd love him. That's another little crush, yeah. I don't know who he's with. I'm sure she's lovely,

whoever that is. I'm sure. I really can't think of one. You know what I would do? I would make a deal so all I could, here's what I do. The guy that plays Luke on Gilmore Girls, whoever's,

I'll swap with him because Kim loves him. So we'll bring him over here and then I'll just end up over there with whoever it is. It's fine. Well, look at you. Like really taking one for the team. Yeah, at this stage of my life,

I don't care that much. It's like, yeah, sure. Here's one. Oh, interesting. Scott, if you play ball ex pit yet it's a brick breaking game with roguelike elements 100% I have um all ex pit i love the sound of this so it's like archanoid with uh a rogue like arcanoid

kind of uh it's got other bunch of other elements as well there's almost like a city building phase to it as well it's all it's all mechanically it's all mechanically works from this perspective though of kind of it's not archenoid though because your your balls can go past you they just you don't lose anything if the balls go past you right oh Oh, my God, this looks fantastic, and it's coming to, it's coming to Switch 2 and Fall. Yeah. It's on, right now, Steam only, I think, but it's coming to everything else eventually. Yeah.

It might be on, it might be on PlayStation. This is Xbox and PS5 right now, actually, and Switch 1, so. Yeah. They're probably running your Switch 2. They just haven't optimized it. I did just pick up a new game for, oh, I picked up because it's only four bucks. The new, not new, but Odd World Odyssey, um, uh, Sol, Sol, SolStorm, I think it is, on Switch 2.

It's like one of those discount, like the Super Sale right now going on with... They do. Is that a remake, one of the remakes that they did? It is. No, this is a new game, Solstorm. There we go. Odd World Soulstorm. I think it's, I don't think it's a remake.

Maybe it is, but it's not, it's not one of the ones I played on the PlayStation back in the old days when... Because I did do a remake of the first one, but I don't think it's called Soulstorm. Yeah, Solstorm, I think, is a new thing. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not sure. I used to love those games. Utah Connection, too. It was a Utah dev that made those. Oh, really? Oh, that's cool. Yeah, they're not here anymore. Yeah, Abe's Odyssey was the original one that they did. SoulStorm is, looks like a 2021 platform game. So, but you're basically leading a hundred critter, you know, your, your buddies through traps and things like that.

Yeah, it's a lot like the OG games. It's still kind of 2.5D. Nice graphics, though. Yeah. um yeah uh i got ball x pit i had it on my wish list for a year so when it finally came out i was like yep day one i'm getting it i love that game i'm putting this thing on mine this looks great super fun super fun can't recommend it enough uh let's see thank you for that let's see who else we got here some of these are repeating yeah some people are getting 500 uh errors yeah i have to let them know probably they probably resubmitted thinking that they were I'm going to tell him that because he wants,

that's why we're doing this, partly, is to test it. See what stuff's wrong with it. Because right now I'm getting a lot of dupes, and I think that's because you guys are getting theirs. Sure. Here we go. Here's one. Oh, man, there's a ton of that one that got repeated.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Here we go. Here's a audio call. Okay, cool. Hey, is it a turtle lady to get a fish sandwich? Yes. It is. It is.

It is from all the places that I would normally get one. Yeah, not until after 10, but, uh, yeah. You know, I wouldn't be, look, I don't judge anyone who eats a fish sandwich in the morning. No. But I'm not. I mean, you know, people have locks on bagels and that's a fish. Yeah, that's true. That's all right.

That's kind of a, that's an open-faced fish sandwich when you have a bagel with locks on it. That's true. I never thought of it that way, but you're 100% right. And I'll allow for. Bring that to me right now, and I'd eat it. But I don't, what I don't want is like fish-fil-a-type fish in the morning. It's a deep-fried cod filet. Blah.

But I don't like it. Oh, that was Dr. Calhoun, by the way, that one. Oh, we probably could have guessed. He's definitely a hear it now in my head when you said his name. Here is BioCal with a similar thing. Let's see. Hey, Stomp and Tap. If you could swap places with any Hollywood star, who would it be?

Oh. And you're actually swapping lives with them. So remember that your spouse is going to end up with whoever you choose. So we got, choose wisely. I think what he did is. We got the sex version. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's BioCow in both cases and he thought, well, maybe I won't get the air if I did the voice one.

I think, I mean, because it was word for word what the text said. So I think we got, it translated or something, right? Or is that not how it works? Well, definitely transcriptions everything. If it's a call and if it's a text, obviously, just the text. And it does match exactly. So maybe what happened is that error never sent the audio through, but the transcription worked. I don't know. Oh, maybe. These are all good things to know. So I can pass these on. Yep. uh here's a message from daniel viera hey scott and brian uh any plans on streaming more specifically the scary make you scream game scott you have i really enjoyed your silent hill f exit eight and superliminal streams which i bought after watching you play it um yeah so there's a couple of things going on here way back in 2014 or something i did some scary game streams early on resident evil or something oh no this is before resident the resident evil thing was it was before seven it was like

outcast I think was the first one I did and at the time nobody was really doing that nobody was doing like scary game screen alongs or whatever and they really got into my cheese to the point where I was just like I can't freaking do this it's not good for my health but I should have really leaned

into it because it turns out that's now kind of a hot little sub genre of game streaming is horror game streaming I probably I probably could have cornered it a little bit and done a little bit you know I could have got I could have carved out a nice little spot could have exactly, like, been a pioneer in the medium.

Yeah. It's like one of those, I won't tell you who, but when I, the day, I found out not long ago, there is a streamer right now who makes about $65,000 a day, per day, right up, per day, who got into it because he heard the instance and got inspired to go make his own thing. Wow. He now currently, I'm not going to say his name, but he makes, because I'll get shit for this, I think $65,000. And he's even said on camera before about the instance was his doorway, his gateway.

Really? Oh my gosh. So you hear this kind of thing and you go, oh, you know, I'd take that, you know, just give me that extra on top per year. How about a little finder's me? Have a little, a little something for the effort. Yeah. Dalai Lama. Yeah. There's a whole other thing in Europe. I won't bring her name up either.

Same kind of deal. They're like, oh, we love the instance. We're going to start our own podcast. and then it just turned, they, they just glommed on to whatever was the hot YouTube thing. Timing was perfect. It all worked out. Meanwhile, no finder-stee. No finder-stee.

No, nothing, yeah. Anyway, yeah, there'll be more of that coming. So, but not just for Halloween, Daniel. Daniel? Daniel. Daniel. Daniel, Viera, yeah. Yeah, that's what I meant.

Okay, here's more. Oh, that's Daniel Viera three times. Hold on. Here's one. Danger Mouse says, if you guys are into bluegrass, you should check out. the world of bluegrass festival now hosted in my hometown of chattanooga tennessee uh this year they had steve martin as a guest of honor i would love yeah love i would totally see that hell yeah so so banjo's definitely in the genre right oh for sure yeah yeah yeah trying to think

i guess i guess there's always banjo there's always well i mean it's not a requirement but it's but it's often there right yeah yeah so like those guys you always you always play iron horse those guys Iron horse, yeah, and cornbread red. Yeah. I like those guys. Yeah. Anonymous says, is it too early to get a doggarito? No, the answer to that is no.

You can get those anytime you want. Come on in, the water's fine. You can even make a breakfast doggerito if you add egg to it. That's right. Egg cheese and a hot dog or a breakfast sausage. Oh, here's a nasty. Here's another. How weird is it?

You just brought her up and I saw her. last night, the documentary. Oh, did you? Yeah, briefly in this thing, she shows up, and then you just did a quote from her. Weird. That's funny. Weird. Happens. Matt from voice cast wrote in. Oh. Okay.

He's our guy over there. He says, hey, Scott, Matt from voice cast here. I just fixed the 500 airs. You should be all good. All messengers were received. He says it was just an error in the thank you confirmation page. Thanks for bugging that. So yeah, he's fixing it in real time for you guys. That's why I haven't seen any dup since then. What makes, that's what makes voice cast so great.

Look at that. Yeah, that's awesome. Matt is so great to work with. He's a super nice guy. Here's another anonymous game. Hey, Scott, or game, a text. Hey, Scott, which Resident Evil game did you quit streaming because you got scared? None of them.

He's thinking, okay, so there's two stories. One is when I was, it was 1999, and I was playing the place. The year was night. I was playing the first, the first game on. on PlayStation, the original Silent Hill game. Yeah. Not Resident Evil, but Silent Hill. And there was a scene in that thing where I got so freaked out.

I threw the controller down, took the disc out, put it on the carpet, turned on all the lights, got in bed, and told Kim to go shut everything down. I couldn't do it. It was that bad. Wow. Yeah, it scared me so bad. And I was like, you know, what was he? What was I, 29, I guess, when that happened?

Yeah. I was a full-ass adult and I couldn't deal with it. That's really funny. But then the one more recently, John claims I didn't finish, but I did. And that's Resident Evil 2 remake. You get to a point in that game, Brian, where they run credits. Yeah. Okay.

To me, that's the game. You've beaten the game. Oh, gotcha. Okay. So he was claiming that you didn't finish the game because you didn't wait until after the credits for like a little. What? How much is really? It's worse than that because it's a whole other playthrough.

but you're the girl this time and you do the same thing from her perspective and in his mind that's half the game not full game and I'm telling you right here here are my rules if they roll credits I beat the game that's it yep that's sorry sorry that's exactly

he'll argue with me about that every time I talk to him about it but he's wrong he's just wrong when they've got another one here from oh it's Madigan says thank you from voice cap cast he must be listening so that's great to them that's great uh clint rockford wrote in hi did you get my message about beans i still need your advice they are multiplying now and they're uh now there are black beans watch your closet they will get you please find my original message you're my only hope what do you think of that i think uh i think i think somebody's having a laugh

But I think, you know, if you really truly are having the problems with beans, here's what you need to do. You need to get a masher. And the masher is really what's going to save you from the beans. I agree. If you're looking, if beans give you heat, if they give you trouble downstairs, if you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Brian's right. You mash them up.

You end up with a smoother transition. That's right. You can't exactly. They can't multiply if they're mashed. Yeah. Plus, they're still good fiber. Yeah. And you just don't have the whole bean anymore, you know?

That's right. I love a good mashed like black beans with salt and cayenne pepper and little chunks of jalapeno in there. Oh, that sounds good. Right now, very good. Everything sounds good, but a deep fried fish sandwich. Yes, right. I'm with you. All right, we're going to take our leave.

Thank you for letting us test that, everybody. That was super fun. And we'll do more of that in the future. Got a couple of things I'm going to mention to him off air that are just, you know, interface issues but nothing too big of a deal and a huge thanks to matt again for uh it's a good way to speed run ask me anything or call now because we can you know we can get them right quick and we don't have to do like a oh you're muted can you fix your microphone uh well no call nope you need this discord thing yeah the other one's a pain even if you had a dedicated phone line that was ringing

through you still can't guarantee what the other end sounds like and it's just like yeah it's this just makes a lot more sense this is the way to do it for sure i like it um all right quick note in Post show today right after the song. You guys will hear a classic, classic, classic mashup. It's a classic money payment. It's a classic. Don't touch me there. I don't know what that meant.

Why would he tell MoneyPenny that? Anyway, in post, it's from Jamie. He made one called the Classic Mashup Boob compilation from 2018. We're going way back. I don't even know what that is. Like last week's Brian tries to make it through an ad read.

Absolutely hilarious. This one, I don't know. I can't remember what this one is. Me neither. I haven't heard it yet. So I'm excited to hear it. And y'all hear it too. So stick around after the song for that. Speaking of which, after I tell you all to go to frogpans.com slash TMS for all your needs,

Brian will now give us a song. Play us a song. Sing us a song if you want. You can do whatever you want. You know, I'm not going to sing. I'll save you that. That's a show. I know, I know.

This is, we're doing a song. We're doing an indie in the middle today. We talk about how there aren't enough Halloween. songs right everybody plays monster mash and thriller and all that now we need some new halloween songs and the philadelphia punk band alter boy might be the answer to that they've got a brand new single called rave from the grave the album cover by the way looks like tales from the crypt meets the um uh return of the walking dead or return of the living dead that we're watching this weekend with the punk rocker

zombies. Oh, right. Okay. Yeah. Cool. So here's Alter Boy, the brand new single Rave from the Grave. So I might as well keep drinking And I might as well stay high My internal voice turned traitors telling me I'll be just fine I've got two jobs and I'm living life

I'm on minimum wage and maximum stress We're going to lead just to pay off debt For your low charge teeth They just do it again I do I Stick it to the system I don't fall into a rhythm I've got a life to save

We've got to pray for me away from the grave No spark, no chance Just cut in pace It's fish, it fall flat On another mistake She knows no one But doesn't think they're close

I think I fall in love And my scream Now my battery is training Along with every drink inside And anxiety It comes for me I'm gonna stay in for tonight I don't want

To stick it to the system I'm going to fall into the river I've got The life to save You gotta pray for me Away from the grave Away from the grave I don't want some to the system, I don't want to fall to rhythm, I forgot the life to save the life to save.

for me. I'm ready from the grind. So I can't take the distance. I'm alive. You're going to run to river hide. God. The light is the same.

So I'm going to pray for me. I'm afraid from the grave. I'm afraid from the grave. The First Amendment and Boobes. You believe in the First Amendment and Boobes? B-O-O-B-O-B-S. Boobes. Fake boobs.

Boobes, he said. First Amendment and boobs. The bad parts of the boob. The scary to the world parts of the boob. Oh, my gosh. The nipple parts of the boob. Boobie slave. Oh, booby slave.

A hairy chest and nipple man, okay? My nipple, my nipple, a dime for my nipple. Unless you're shooting fireworks out of your boobs. Count me out. Well, of course she's going to be shooting fireworks out of her boobs. Need to rub it on a little magnetic nipple. Man with eight eyes, six nipples, and a tail eats a sandwich. But I know there are going to be 20 boobs in it.

There'll be 20 boobs. Even number. And same thing happened like twice to Halliberry Nipple movie. Where did my nipples go? I don't want. Walmart wants you to have... Where did I park my nipples? Oh, no.

Booby. Booby? Booby? What's the context of boobie? You know, boobs and butts and stuff like that all the time. Sure, there's something for everybody. There's not a Coverville Boob's Channel. You got some fine boobs lady.

I'd like to touch one of them with a Sharpie. A boob! Eh, pinch of salt. Trauma! Dudes, you're going to get boobs. A giant person-sized nipple. Just like a great big nipple. And I mean like a big, gnarly, like William Shatner nipple.

Not a life-giving baby nipple. with like a nasty old man Pocked up looking bumpy, hairy, nasty Mishapen nipple Wow, okay Boob, boob, butt boob, some guy talking Boob, butt boob, Chee-chis Spanish for boobes

Milk is cow boob poop poop You're back on the teat is that you're saying? I'm back on the utter Okay, great boobs boobs boobs boobbies Poobs, nipples those boobs, nipples, nipples, boobes Oh gosh, oh, nipples Boom, lady boops This show is part of the Frog Pants Network.

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