The Morning Stream - TMS 2907: Fudgy Ashes

Episode Date: October 21, 2025

THEN YOU CAN CHASE MICE!! That Melts My Cheese! HEY! UHHHH... Sora the AI Explorer. Fredless. SpongeBob-itis. Sharing The Chud. Grecian? That's a formula, right? It Was Me, Honk Honk. Cat Island with ...a People Problem. Neuter Everybody. Cheese Face. Filli Dave and Busters. These Magpies have peanuts. (v) I Don't Like Judicial Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!...with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Some people carve pumpkins and put a couple bucks inside. This is a dumb tradition because of how much further your two bucks can take you at patreon.com slash TMS. Coming up on the morning stream, then you can chase mice! That melts my cheese. Hey! Ah! Sora, the AI Explorer. Fredless.
Starting point is 00:00:21 Sponge Bob Idis. Sharing the chud. Grecian. That's a formula, right? It was me, honk, honk. Cat Island with people problem. Nuter everybody. Cheeseface.
Starting point is 00:00:31 Philly, Dave, and Busters. Those magpies have peanuts. I don't like judicial pee with Amy and more on this episode of the morning stream. And right enough and back on the street. And in that time to the chair and sleep. And the distance down back on the street. Just a minute. We'll choose to survive.
Starting point is 00:00:58 And that's really scary. The morning stream, I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to another TMS. This is the morning stream. It's Tuesday, October 21st, 2025. I'm Scott Johnson. That's Brian Nibbitt. Good day.
Starting point is 00:01:34 Good Tuesday day to you. 10 days till Halloween, dude. Oh, God. I know. Don't tell me, because the goal is to get all these puzzles out. Now, right now, as of right now, all of the puzzles are in the hands of the playtesters, except for the meta, or the cover story
Starting point is 00:01:50 puzzle, which uses all the answers from the previous puzzles. That one is here on my desk and still needs to be finalized. But, I want to get all of them out by this time next week, by the 28th, ideally over the weekend. Give people a little fun thing to do over the holiday. Well, it's not really all day. For sure. Over Halloween? Absolutely. Yes. What is it this year? What day is it this year? It's a Friday. It's great. I prefer that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Oh, gosh, yes. Weekends are perfect because, you know, kids got to go to school. And having them stay out late, getting trick-or-treating and all that crap. Um, just, uh, not fun on a weekday when they've got to go class the next day. Yeah. We're going, we're actually going to be turning off our porch light and going to a party, going to a Halloween party. Nice. You have your costume all figured out, I assume? Yeah, we're, um, we're going with the crazy neighbors.
Starting point is 00:02:44 And, uh, we're going to be the Scooby gang again, because we, this particular person's party, we've never been to her party as the Scooby gang. We've been there as the, as the clue characters. I was, uh, Colonel Mustard. Uh, we've been. We've gone as the Adams family when I was Uncle Fester. And we've gone as the Gilligan's Island group and come on people. Of course, I'm going to be the skipper for that one. It's like, all right. Who's bald and fat?
Starting point is 00:03:14 No, who's brave and sure? That's how we look at it. Who's brave and short, Brian? Exactly. Exactly. But so I'm going to be, I'm going to be shaggy. Hold on, me guess. Shaggy.
Starting point is 00:03:25 You're going to be shaggy. I'm going to be shaggy. Oh, I thought Dave would. Because, you know, he likes the snacks and the, you know. He's all about the Scooby snacks. No, Dave is going to be Scooby. Dave has a dog, a little brown dog. I mean, he's got a Scooby costume with the collar and everything.
Starting point is 00:03:41 So who's Fred? Get a Fred? We have no Fred. We're Fredless. That's all right. We have a Velma. We have a Daphne. Just no Fred.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Let's see if I have. Yeah. And we've done this before. This is not a new. And no scrappy, no Scooby dumb. We're not doing that shit. No. no sorry no thank the lord that you're not doing any of that that's good um let's see oh can i give
Starting point is 00:04:05 you this i think i could give you this we got oh jeez is an old photo or something it's a video and i'm going to see if i can just drag it into our discord and see if that works should should work if not your text is fine either way yeah let's see if that works right there oh it should there you go. It only shows as a photo. Oh, as a photo?
Starting point is 00:04:29 Okay. Let me download. Let me drag it to my, let me drag it to finder and then I will upload it. Actually, you know, I'll just drag it right
Starting point is 00:04:38 into our covers folder into the Tuesday. Oh yeah, that'll work. That'll work. You look like, you look exactly like you're supposed to be there.
Starting point is 00:04:45 I'm a little surprised. I thought it wouldn't, I thought it wouldn't hit me like, oh, okay, you're me and Shaggy. That's going to take some imagination. You actually kind of nailed it. Yeah, thanks.
Starting point is 00:04:55 I mean, it's just screen but still all right where are we here mashups nope covers here we go i found it all right everybody you guys ready for this uh won't run there let's run over here hopefully people are ready for nobody's ready for this ain't nobody ready for this i don't know if you'll hear i think you'll hear is there audio to this that i have no idea oh i have no like this could be very embarrassing i mean it's going to be more embarrassing for dave because of just this outfit and you can tell from just that that still frame one embarrassing outfit it is for uh oh yeah so this is what he's wearing this is his get up yeah that's what he's going to be wearing all right here we go
Starting point is 00:05:29 think i got it working okay let me shrink this down a little let me hit play on this oh my gosh that's awesome dude that's great but hold on is this so this a previous party yeah that was a previous um I think that might have just been us. Where were we? Because that is not our...
Starting point is 00:05:58 That's definitely not our house. I'm not sure where that is with all the decorations back there. But we went to something dressed as these four, but I can't tell where that. I cannot tell where that is. I'm impressed by your back in that. You really held Dave up. Yeah. We'll not be able to do that this year.
Starting point is 00:06:14 It's like it would hurt. Yeah. I'm a little sore. But we even do the... We even do the... You know, the shaking. Yeah, it was great. That's very good.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Well, good luck with that. Sounds like fun. I kind of wish we had one of those, but we're doing, we got a bunch of stuff with the kids. So it's, you know, we're going to be giving out your full-sized candy bars and all that stuff. So, yeah, good for you. I'll be poking around that. You'll be making up for the lack of candy. We'll be giving out by giving out twice as much candy.
Starting point is 00:06:42 That's right. Double those candy bars, baby. That's right. Brian, I got something special for you today. I would like to introduce everybody to a thing that's not a regular thing. Okay. Don't get excited to everybody. but it is the thing we're doing today.
Starting point is 00:06:53 I'm calling it the Scott and Brian's SORA film presentation premiere. Okay. I was earlier. I saw this in the notes. I saw your tease and I'm like, are we doing a film fest competition? Are we doing a... Man, nothing that cool.
Starting point is 00:07:07 Just a presentation? This is a presentation. This is a presentation. And it is basically, I went through all of the time somebody has put us in a cameo, including ourselves, although most of these are other people. and in the SORA app
Starting point is 00:07:24 and some of these are so stupid they just have to be shared yeah so there's just no getting around this I have it all up here on video we're going to watch the entire thing and let's be clear this is about the only AI this this ridiculous
Starting point is 00:07:40 video generative video stuff is about the only AI that you and I both kind of that we can even stand that we can stand I won't even say we get behind it, but this is about the only one that we can stand. Yeah, this is the kind of slop that makes me laugh. So here's Brian and I at a door.
Starting point is 00:07:57 Yeah. We've got three minutes, 17 seconds of this. Tuck in. I may pause some of this depending on what we see. So here we go. Here's the first one. Hey there. We're out in the neighborhood letting folks know about a little show we do called the morning stream.
Starting point is 00:08:11 It's a live morning podcast and video show. Free fun and running every weekday. Here's a flyer with all the info. You can scan the QR code or just search. Okay. What I love about that? Yeah. The fact that it's mid-sentence, I just walk away.
Starting point is 00:08:21 He's just bailing, and the best part is also we parked our truck on the lawn of this guy. There's our truck back there. Yeah, I'll show you a good way. It's a free fun and running every weekday. Here's a flyer with all the info. Look at this truck back here. Just like in the middle of the right on the grass. What kind of redneck ass thing is that?
Starting point is 00:08:38 Yeah. All right, here's more. Oh, come on. Why aren't you playing? Go. And I just had to tell you, I hate the show. Like, really hate it. But love the show, though.
Starting point is 00:08:51 That melts my cheese. Again, just slop nonsense, right? Just nonsense. When I go, I want my ashes mixed into brownies. These are fantastic. Best I've had in years. Fudgy with a little smoky thing going on. Must be a secret ingredient.
Starting point is 00:09:07 Whatever it is, keep. Yeah, they always cut off mid-sentence, too. I know, which sometimes is great because it's like, you know, sometimes it's a perfect cutoff. Yeah, I like it in this case. All right, here's more. Hey, ah! Is it too early for a fish sandwich?
Starting point is 00:09:27 You can eat rice. For some reason. So, first of all, you talked about this the other day. That's that weird one where you yell ah for no reason. Or it's supposed to be, hey, uh, it's supposed to be a. It's because initially when Tanner did the first one, it was, he put in the quote, said, Coverville pulls up to a drive-through speaker and goes, hey, uh, is it too early for a fish sandwich? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:49 And the first time, it did it just like that. Hey, is it too early for a fish sandwich? Perfect. No problem. Every generation since then, it separates out the hay and the, more and more as its own little island. Like it's garbagey, like it's just a copy being made over and over and over. Yeah, it's so weird. I love that one, especially that I'm in, I'm the drive-up guy and I'm in my bathroom for some reason.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Right. I know. Yeah. Every video that features me has the blue. LED light bar behind me by the way. Yep, there's no Maybe I need to change the color. It's about time. Yeah. All right, here we go. There's more.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Ever wish your steak had a little sparkle? This is carbon cuts. Beef that's been gently carbonated before it hits the pan. Tiny bubbles lift the flavor, tenderize every bite, and give it that refreshing sizzle. Yeah. You can actually even use that as a commercial on Instagram. It's believable.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Pretty good. Let me back this one up a little bit. We just talked about Triscuits the other day. And I think we were talking about whether Sandy Duncan did the, it was yesterday, right? The Triscuits are the wheat fins, right? Yeah. Somebody immediately made this about Triscuits. So here you go.
Starting point is 00:11:01 Now, the best part is the very end, everybody, so keep your eyes open. Here we go. For the Triscuit today, got the box right here, and this bottle of ghost pepper hot sauce is going on top. That is a lot of heat for a tiny square. Mine's ready, too. Same amount, maybe more. This might be a mistake. I like that you say, I like that you say, some.
Starting point is 00:11:19 made this when you're the one who said and hot sauce shoots out of their nose oh that's what it was somebody well no somebody made the new one or no somebody made one and then i the original yeah you said the original the thing the thing has a remix option and my my my my request was make hot sauce running out of their noses right but for some reason it only gave you my nose and it only picked one of my nostrils too yeah also just hurts to think about pepper sauce to your nose like that. Oh, God, I know. The damage to the sinuses would be nasty. It feels like it would be irreparable with the ghost pepper sauce. All right. Here's the rest of these.
Starting point is 00:11:57 Every road I took led me here to you. Oh, God, this one's horrible. Every lonely hour now becomes brand new. Yeah. It's not even, it's not even the song. The song's great. And I love how, you know, AI is getting better and better at creating believable garbage music. But it's, that somebody said they're slowly turning into sponge bob yet it looks like you and i are afflicted with some horrendous disease yeah freaking cheese growing out of her face there is that yeah there's that fear that people have um or they get that uh or it's a like a oh what is it it's a phobia
Starting point is 00:12:37 of like things with holes in them triptophobia i think triptophobia triptophobe something like that okay yeah yeah uh i have a friend about that uh that is that just is is It's got to trigger it for somebody. They gave me way too much hair, too. I used to have that hair, but I don't have that now. Right. All right. I love my Tempest shirt is just getting so much, so much action.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Oh, yeah. And that dumb, that freaking heroes of the storm jacket I wore when I did the training. I got to, I got to put on like a pink onesie or something and totally change things up, you know. All right. This one is interesting because it's supposed to be Brian and I doing a cooking show where we cook a, cooking appliances. I want people to pay special attention to the fact that A,
Starting point is 00:13:23 Brian's in it, a version of me with Brian's face. Yeah. So it's my body with Brian's face on it. And then on top of my hat, or now Brian's face hat, is a little Brian done away in frog form. He's a little frog boy. I forgot about that. All right. So here's
Starting point is 00:13:39 that one. And then for some reason, like President Camacho comes in, but here you go. 765.84. Welcome back to Kitchen Appliance kitchen where we cook appliances with other appliances today we're air frying a toaster this little two sliced stainless is that terry cruz it's such nonsense i don't know but haven't done away on your head the whole right i guess my head on the whole time is the funniest damn thing all right here's some more you'll see a lot of this face swap and i'm afraid in these future ones you can eat rice
Starting point is 00:14:11 whoa what that's that's a lot i don't know whose voice that is i can't eat all that man it's mine i think Did you talk about the defensive adjustments in the second half? Far gas. Is that all you want to say on that? Far gas. How about the way your guys closed it out? Far gas. Anything on the player's effort tonight?
Starting point is 00:14:26 Far gas. All right, thanks, I guess. Far gas. All right, I don't know who made that, but I love it. Whoever that is, thank you for that one. That was brilliant. Yeah, it's really good. Here's another. Sectors gamma through Iota are ready.
Starting point is 00:14:36 When the siren sound, we strike at the manufacturer. Our broodkin are in position. We'll cut the Vox lines and open the gates. Children of the four-armed emperor. Tonight the city becomes ours. Hold your nerve and the patriarchs. bless you keep to the shadows until the signal no that's the first time i've seen that one and there are so many things i love about it number one again where's my voice coming from number two
Starting point is 00:14:57 the fact that you've got like this this mage druid outfit on and still your baseball hat yeah still wearing the hat they cannot for whatever reason they cannot make me without a hat or if they do i look real weird with the hair they get me so i guess they don't know they haven't been trained on the hair they don't know right uh yeah here's more it's busy today keep the traders moving or we'll choke the road on it caravan coming in from the ridge five carts maybe six we'll clear him space by the stills nobody touches the water till i say got it bartertown stays open i think somebody tried to make a who runs bartertown master blaster yeah right yeah brian on my shoulders but i'm full-size full-size master blaster yeah all right it's first
Starting point is 00:15:38 time i've seen that one that's pretty good here's some more i take the corners a little deeper it'll look like it. Oh, wow. Do you hear that? It's coming from the pumpkin. Stop. It hurts. It's talking. It's actually rock cats. It's fantastic. The, the, whoa, did you hear that as it's screaming after we both recoiled in horror? Oh, yeah. Do you hear that? Yeah. The timing of this stuff is a little off on just about everything, you know? Let me back this one up just a tad. Okay, so here's, here's us podcasting. You knew this is going to come up. Rock cab niclet me, Wongtonodi. Wait, what?
Starting point is 00:16:15 You're talking weird. Fiertonodi, C. That was backwards again. Potts Tanaki. Tugnoog, Peak Suji, Wongtonodi. Okay, real quick. I would like you to notice two things. One, I don't know what kind of notebook you're running there.
Starting point is 00:16:29 Look at that weird thing. I know, that's a surface prone. Duo or something. I don't know what that is. But then the walls are covered in foam. Fine podcasting. I get it. sure but it's your ceiling it's your dot ceiling it's that it's the LED dots and my red microphone
Starting point is 00:16:47 it's Sora only like it thinks I live with this thing there have been there've been man on the street ones I did a man on the street where I interview a chud and um did I post that one did I make that one official I don't know if I did or not because it was so damn weird because there's at one point where my my microphone um let's see oh yeah I guess I did share the chud uh can't a holistic humanoid underground dweller. Oh, the guy that kind of, it looks like a lizard or an alligator coming out of there. It doesn't really look as much like a chud. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:19 But it comes up out of the thing. And my hand with a microphone is just floating in midair. There's an extra hand with a microphone on it. Yeah. Somebody's going to take that visual out of context. But my other hands are completely visible. Yeah. I love it.
Starting point is 00:17:34 Yeah. All right. Here's some more. Try saying. I like this one The musk is fine Just slowly stretching back
Starting point is 00:17:45 That was the whole thing Just us chilling at the park It's great All right This is a Someone did a retro This is supposed to be 1996
Starting point is 00:17:55 And me and Brian At a barbecue For some reason There's a barbecue Behind me And in front of me But anyway Whatever here it is
Starting point is 00:18:00 Okay Don't pull a hamstring Scott Never Old knees New groove Burger's coming off In a minute
Starting point is 00:18:10 Who wants cheese For some reason, again, I'm back there talking with your voice. You're up front talking with mine. It's so bizarre. That seems like something they should have figured out. They're looking at thousands of hours of content of us doing this show. And somehow it's not, they're taking, the left hand don't know what the right hand's doing with the audio and the video. Definitely getting that feeling.
Starting point is 00:18:34 Also, look at you just got a little piece of cheese on your tray. I know, who wants cheese? Who wants just a piece of cheese? Yep. And we just got some old lady back there. Some old lady back there eating chips. It looks like, yeah. And then another you back there? I don't know what that. Is that me again? Wouldn't be a first time. We've had multiple brines, multiple scots. Why not?
Starting point is 00:18:55 All right. Here comes a fun one that it looks nothing like me. It looks like the guy who made it. Who wants cheat? Here we go. Grabbing the gear after lunch? Yeah, it should be easy. Cool. Whoa, whoa, watch out. Sorry, man. Yeah, I see him. No.
Starting point is 00:19:12 Oh, now this deserves a special attention to this next one. Before we get too far away from this one, is this, is this, was that Hammond in that one? No, that's, um, I forgot the name. Sorry to the guy who made it. It's not Hammond, though, but it's got a real Hammond vibe, the face for sure. Uh-huh. Not Hammond, though. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:32 All right. Here is. It does definitely. Okay. Yeah, this one's special. This one's special and we'll stay in my heart forever. Man. Came out of nowhere.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Yeah, I see him now. Here we go. It was me all along. Ah! I have to apologize to people who are only listening to the show. This is a very visual thing, but I don't even want to describe that. I will put this up on the YouTube channel after we're done here,
Starting point is 00:20:03 so you can just go see it for yourself. But basically, I jumped in a window looking like a giant goose and caught at Brian while he was trying to sleep. And then I think there's one more. Here we go. Then you can eat rice. Whoa, what? That's a lot.
Starting point is 00:20:16 I can't eat all that, man. Then prove it. All right, here goes. I don't get it. Don't judge me, man. I made a choice. A terrible choice. I don't know what the heck is going on with the, that weird version of me.
Starting point is 00:20:30 That's one that if I, that I can almost say, you know what? I'm going to go ahead and press the button and say, this one's not allowable. Yeah. Because that weird mustache, I'm all over. a sudden, I'm all of a sudden huge. And I'm wearing my microphone on my head. Oh, that's what it is. Yeah. I couldn't figure out what you had on your head. A lot. I can't eat all that. Lapp right there. That's my damn microphone. But man, I'm all of a sudden, uh, uh, the blob from the Wolverine oranges or something.
Starting point is 00:21:06 That makes me laugh. That one is so weird. It really is. All right, well, I hope you guys enjoyed it. It's probably the last time we'll do it, but it's a pretty fun, dumb thing. Yeah, it looked a little like Toad. Who's the Toad character in Mario? Oh, oh, I think there's a Ray Park.
Starting point is 00:21:21 But yeah, no, Toad, right, with the mushroom hat. Yes, exactly. Yeah, going, Mario Hat! Whatever he sounds like that. Oh, my God. Well, anyway, good fun stuff. Quick PSA before we get a couple new stories in, and we're careing into Amy's time here on the show.
Starting point is 00:21:37 I want to give you a PSA for Bobby and all-around science. check this out. Hey, folks, says Bobby. Quick heads up. Our friends over at All Around Science are recording a live episode tonight on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:21:46 It happens at 9 p.m. Eastern and they'll be breaking down this year's Nobel Prizes in Science. The confusing ones are made clear. That's what'll happen today. Just search YouTube for All Around Science and you'll find the real channel right away. And while you're there, hit subscribe.
Starting point is 00:22:00 They could use a few more smart people. So go check it out. A live All Around Science tonight with our very own Bobby Frankenberger here from the show. Yay. Yeah. That's cool. That's exciting.
Starting point is 00:22:10 I kind of want to check it out. All right. Brian, let's get into some news. Yes, sir. Here. Whoops, that's the wrong. Well, it's right, but it's near. All right.
Starting point is 00:22:22 Today's news is brought to you by. The Core Playthrough of Silent Hill F with Scott and John Jagger. Part three is up now and you can see the Supercut versions right now at YouTube.com slash Scott Johnson. Go check it out. It had a great time. We've been doing it on the weekly. We're not done yet, but real fun. For people with bad attention spans,
Starting point is 00:22:43 you don't have to sit there for the whole two-hour sessions. You just watch these super cuts. It's like two minutes, three minutes. And it's mostly just the best moments of the run. So go do that. I've never played a Silent Hill game. I know they're hugely popular and the goal is to take pictures of ghosts, right? No, this is more like...
Starting point is 00:23:02 Oh, that's Final frame or something or something frame? Final frame, I think is right. Fatal frame? Fatal frame. frame. Yeah. So there's, there's really three.
Starting point is 00:23:10 Final frame fantasy. The two big juggernauts, I think of your survival horror is obviously Resident Evil and Silent Hill. And they're very much alike in terms of like you're a guy. It's third person most of the time. And you're trying to figure shit out and not die. The fatal frame thing was weird because it was about, you're right about,
Starting point is 00:23:30 I think it was about capturing ghosts or something with a camera. Yeah, you had to just pictures of them with your camera, right? And the better. I never played one, but I think that's right. They're old. They're like PS-1, maybe PS2 era stuff. But, yeah, it's a, that thing is freaky. This F-1 is set in Japan.
Starting point is 00:23:49 You're like a young schoolgirl. And I've seen some shit. Let me just tell you that. Okay. All right. I might have to watch some of the video just to determine if that's a game that's right for me. Yeah, it might be. Who knows?
Starting point is 00:24:01 I would never play these alone, though. Never. Yeah. Oh, my gosh, never. Uh, quick story here. Cyprus. You know the place. not my credit union island off of the coast of Greece I believe so they have a cat problem
Starting point is 00:24:16 they have one feline for every resident that's the current ratio okay wow one-to-one cat ownership that's a lot sounds like it's really a cat island with a people problem I agree like at what point do you just flip the script and say the cats exactly this this cat island has a people problem I actually think you know a quick update of my mouse thing the cat oh yeah we've been letting the cat kind of walk around down here during the day different times because he's he used to but then now he avoids it because of the dogs sure well so Carter brings him down a little special time puts him in here lets him just kind of wander around the studio around the rest of the basement and since we started doing that we haven't had any carcasses or anything but I think her nose and
Starting point is 00:24:55 around has shoot him because we haven't seen a single sign of a mouse since none of the traps have been uh used triggered or yep but no bit none of the places where we'd seen little bites or little poopies. None of that's there. Sure. Sure. Like we think the scent and the just presence of the cat did it. That's what we think. So we're going to keep doing that. I mean, there's, you know,
Starting point is 00:25:19 unfortunately it won't, unless there's an easy way for them just to get out and say, okay, that's it. We're out of this house. We're moving. There's still somewhere. They're just hiding in fear. Maybe they'll starve. And if that's a problem, because then if they die in the walls and I'm, you know,
Starting point is 00:25:35 oh, then you get stink issues, right. Yeah, people come here thinking I'm Ed Gein or freaking John Wade Gacy or something. I don't want that. Yeah. Well, anyway, officials in Cyprus, the small island nation in the eastern corner of the Mediterranean, estimate there is roughly one feral cat for every one of its one million inhabitants. So feral cats, that's a difference. Activists contend the actual population is hundreds of thousands higher than that.
Starting point is 00:26:00 Wow. Yeah, they get around, man. They like to send Pedro. One cat for every Greek. Grecian. Cyprussian. Are they Greek? Do they call themselves Grecians?
Starting point is 00:26:16 No. That's a formula, right? That's a four-Grecian formula. Yeah, they just, I think they just call themselves Greeks. Just Greeks. He is a Greek man. Yeah, right. Like Jimmy the Greek.
Starting point is 00:26:28 Yeah, that's right. I think that's right. If I live there, I would want to be, I don't want to be called Grecian. You wouldn't want to be, oh, no, I wouldn't want to be Grecian either. No. Turkey. People aren't called Turkish. Perkins, are they? If you're from Turkey.
Starting point is 00:26:41 Turks, they're Turks. Oh, yeah, yeah, they already have one. There's nobody's business, but theirs. So the Hungarians, Hungary, you are Hungarian. Hungarian, that's an easy one. Austrian, German. You're hungry. Yeah, I'm hungry.
Starting point is 00:26:53 I'm always hungry. I'm hungry. Where are you from? I'm hungry. No, I'm asking you where you're from. Let's see, in late September, the Islands parliamentary committee on the environment was told that the existing sterilization program is too limited to contain the burgeoning cat population. quote, it's a good program, but it needs to expand.
Starting point is 00:27:10 Said Environmental Commissioner Antonia, Theodos, that's right. Thio, Thedogio, Thedogio. Hurt to try to say. It was actually this island and the thought of spaying and neutering all these cats that killed Bob Barker. There's one million cats. Speaking of a guy who really like everyone's using him on those stupid sore videos,
Starting point is 00:27:34 those are funny. Because he gets his. This is a bowl of, what is it like a bowl of dirty rice, red beans and dirty rice? He's like singing some sort of rap song to it. I cannot figure out why that, like the ones that go kind of viral and then everybody does mixes up, you never know when they're going to happen. I started one where I said, I want, have a man made entirely of, what's the, my first one may have been kimchi. No, I don't remember. Oh, bacon.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Of course, he's made entirely of bacon. Yeah. And then somebody did kimchi. And then I did snakes and somebody else did whatever. And lately I noticed that people are making him out of poop and eyeballs and fuzzy mice. And it's just this string of like 80 versions of this guy covered and he's made of these things. And every once in a while I'll go, how about hot dogs? And I'll put mine in and it works.
Starting point is 00:28:25 And then someone else will do it. And how you know that those are going to, I don't know how you know. You just don't. It's like any virality. You just got to go in there and put your shit in and hope for the best. Yeah. By the way, created one while we were just sitting here. Like, while the video, I was inspired while the film fest presentation was going on earlier.
Starting point is 00:28:45 I don't know if you want to, I'm not even hearing it. Like, I just typed in a thing and visually it looks great. I have no idea what the audio is like, but it should be in the drafts that contain you. Oh, okay, I can find those real quick. Let's do that. SORA. Okay, here's my drafts. here are my drafts that contain me should be a brand new one but the most recent one that contains you uh cameos
Starting point is 00:29:12 uh drafts to contain me here we go oh my gosh all right hold on i'm pulling it up okay this will be this will be a debut that i haven't even i haven't even heard yet so this is uh it's going to be new to everybody brian included It's good everybody, including the person who prompted it. Oh, shit. Hold on. Stupid app. Complicated. Okay, here we go.
Starting point is 00:29:38 I'm going to unmute it. Okay. Oh, what? Oh, no. What happened? Oh, the freaking tab just died for no reason. Oh, shoot. All right, hold on.
Starting point is 00:29:54 Let me try it one more time. I think I can get to a quick cameos. We could also get to it after Amy, too, if we want. Okay. Here we go. Okay. Oh, this sounds exactly like what I was going for. This is what you wanted.
Starting point is 00:30:07 So here we go. This is me and you, I guess. Let's see. You said, front women of a Swedish 70s band. That's a great way of getting around the copyright. Yes, exactly. Good job. All right.
Starting point is 00:30:17 Let's play the whole thing. Here we go. Moving with the music never grows old. Spinning like a record under the moon. We dream in stereo singing in tune. Lead the rhythm lifted high. I think we have a new avatar for you, by the way, right there. Oh, yeah, that's hot.
Starting point is 00:30:37 You guys ever want to know what I look like like like a lady? Boom. There it is right there. Nailed it. All right. Horrifying. Let us get to, speaking of Amy, and let's get her in here. I think I have her at the ready.
Starting point is 00:30:52 Hold on. One moment, please, everybody. And yet, Sora still has not given me more invites, people. know why i have four currently if you has whoever needs wants one ping me on discord and i'll give it to the first four and then uh when brian gets more we'll just keep keep giving them out yeah i wonder what what trigger is getting more invites because uh well you have no invites remaining and you and tom have both gotten re retopped off i ended up with seven at one point which didn't make sense because everybody else was doing four four at a time yeah but then the next time i ran out it gave me four
Starting point is 00:31:25 So I don't know what that means. I'm still confused. Color me confused, Brian. Okay. All right, let's get into it. I'm going to go, oh, I'm not where I can call her yet, but I will. Hold on a moment. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:31:39 Okay, all right. We're going to start that voice call. Okay, great. Okay. Okay. All right, here we go. This is the truth. We're going to play a thing.
Starting point is 00:31:48 Hold on. Whoops. All right. There it is. Right here. One of the things that I enjoy also is reading. Oh, look who it is. It's our old pal, Amy Robinson, who's here from the far-flung place of Georgia. Hi, how are you?
Starting point is 00:32:05 Oh, good morning, friends. How are you? Good morning. You're doing all right? You having a good week? I am. I am. We had a fun time this weekend. We had a visit from Stephanie Annapetz and Mr. Innappetz. That's right. Up from, they're like touring the, like going down to Florida to Disney. or Universal or something? Yeah, well, I think Kyle's family is down there.
Starting point is 00:32:30 And then, yeah, they also did some theme parking. And originally the plan was we were just going to get together for a meal. And then I was like, well, and she mentioned that they didn't have a hotel lined up or anything. I said, well, you could stay at Hotel Robinson for free. And because, you know, I got two kids that are in college. They're not using those rooms. Come, come on. I hear you can check in any time you like, but you can never leave.
Starting point is 00:32:57 Never leave. Well, it started to kind of feel a little bit like that, probably to them because, like, originally they were going to stay one night and then break up their drive back to Wisconsin. And, yeah, we kind of twisted their arm to stay another night. Chuck was like, well. And then drive straight through. Yeah. Well, because they mentioned cheesecake.
Starting point is 00:33:17 And Chuck was like, oh, I didn't know you love cheesecake because I make cheesecakes. And, you know, and so if I had. I know. I didn't know that would have made you. Yeah. So you make a good cheesecake. It's like a quality cheesecake, like when you never forget and want more. It is. It is. Usually, yeah. So I will say that the one he made that day was not up to his usual standards, but it's because he's a little out of practice since he found out he was allergic to dairy. He doesn't make them as much. Oh, sure. But, you know, it was delicious. Don't get me wrong. It was just the consistency was a little bit runny. But it was
Starting point is 00:33:53 still delicious. It was like, um, yum, so yeah, really good. That sounds awesome. But yeah, they probably started to feel like it was a, you can check out anytime you like, but never leave kind of thing. Does Chuck still walk around fully in the nude, you know, all day long when he's not on Zoom? Is that still the case? Well, you know what? We told my daughter because, you know, my daughter is in college and she's in the dorm, but she's only half an hour away. And so we told her, we were like, okay, you need to text us when you're coming home. because if you just walk on in, somebody might not have pants on.
Starting point is 00:34:29 I don't know what it means that I think of this, but for some reason, picturing Chuck walking around, and I'm picturing in that beard he had for a while. I don't know if he has it now, but that bushy beard of his, I picture, for some reason, it goes straight to life of Brian
Starting point is 00:34:42 when what's his name standing in the window naked and everybody sees Brian naked in that movie. For whatever reason, that's what I see with Chuck. Wow. yeah that's that's funny weird thing to pop into your head but there we are i kind of think of i think of spike from uh you know um nodding hill when when he goes out in his underwear you know and he's like oh chicks de gray yeah that guy's awesome he's in everyone's always so shocked to know it's the same guy in house of the dragon that plays the uh wow the evil the second-in-command guy i'm shocked
Starting point is 00:35:17 he's great the replacements is probably my favorite role of his because he's like like I'm whitey and he's out there like smoking on the field and stuff because he's the kicker, you know. He's great. Love him. Anyway. Hey. Speaking of film, I finally, I finally did a thing. And Scott, I sent, I sent you guys.
Starting point is 00:35:35 I was wondering about this photo. Okay. Yeah. Let's see here. I was thinking you were watching some horrible like CNN news or something. No, no. That's a good guess. You look so sad in this photo.
Starting point is 00:35:48 Oh, that's not you at all. That's me and Brian, a cheese face. Why didn't that come up? Hold on. I got the wrong. Yeah, please get that one off screen. It wouldn't let me pull it out for some reason. It is disturbing. It looks like you guys have some sort of horrible, like, liver, flash, disease going on.
Starting point is 00:36:07 You look so sad here. Why so sad? What do you want? Oh, I'm like, oh, no, that was a scared face. So, yeah, I finally watched Alien. Oh, the original. The first one. Oh, wow. Okay. Yes. And that, that happened. I think that That face happened when, when Bilbo Baggins got face hugged. And I was doing the horror movie thing the whole time.
Starting point is 00:36:31 I was like, don't, don't open the thing. Don't stand there and put your face over that. Are you insane? You swapped him. It's John Hurt got the face hug. Bilbo is the, Bilbo's your synthetic. Oh, you're right. You're right.
Starting point is 00:36:41 Yes. I'm sorry. He's asked. Well, it's your first time. You know. The storyteller got the face hug. Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:47 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bilbo being a being a freaking robot was, I didn't know about that. Yeah. Yeah. I did not, I had no idea. So, but the rest of it was exactly what I expected from, you know, like 50 years of people or 40 years of people telling me, you know, what the movie was about. Yeah. I suspect of enough years of the memes and the jokes and the references you'd kind of just see it and go, yeah, okay, I get it now, that thing. So is this the first of this entire series you've seen? You haven't seen any other. Yeah, I haven't seen any, any of it at all. You were in for a treat. I wish I was you. I would love this. I know, getting to experience it all.
Starting point is 00:37:24 Yeah, for sure. Well, are you going to go straight? I mean, everybody's right. Like, Sigourney Weaver is the one telling them to do the right thing the whole time and nobody's listening to her. Oh, these are feminist films. People don't realize all the alien movies with a very few exceptions are, are feminist films that are all about listen to the smart woman in the room and not. And then finding out of the end, you're the only survivor here is the one that listened. Ultimately, well, I don't want to spoil any for you.
Starting point is 00:37:51 You know what you need to do? Just go straight into aliens. Enjoy the hell out of that. Also very intense. It's a little more actioning, but there's still moments. And then just go, just do them chronological release order. I wouldn't do this whole like, go back and watch Prometheus first and then bribur. Just watch them in the order they were released.
Starting point is 00:38:09 Okay. And then on the other end of all of this, let's see if this whole feminist thing holds up if I'm right. Because I think it does. like romulus is absolutely that formula yeah yeah uh you know i mean um certainly aliens certainly um the fourth one maybe not so much the third one i don't know who the third one really you know well it's still her which one has winona writer isn't there one fourth one fourth one okay yeah the fourth one's kind of trash but it has moments you know there's stuff i like about it mostly cast but it's still worth seeing it all the only ones you avoid or the
Starting point is 00:38:42 AVP ones. Don't watch AVP. Those are stupid. Oh, no. See, I don't, like the Predator stuff doesn't have any, I don't know. It just doesn't have any draw for me. Yeah. If you don't care about Predator, then good news, you'll definitely not care about AVP. They're terrible. They're just bad. Even for us who do like those things, and I like Predator. I'm big fan, but the combo would never work. And if they do something in the future and fix it, great. I have faith in the people who run the stuff now. But back then, bad. I like the peanut butter. I like the chocolate.
Starting point is 00:39:13 I don't like the Reese's of the Alien Predator combo. Yeah. I will say it did feel a little weird when we got to the end because it felt we'd spent so much time. I don't know. We'd spent so much time like, okay, we think we're okay. But, ha ha, no way. You're not okay. And so like when she gets into her pod, I'm like, oh, God, is it going to like, is this how it goes into the sequels?
Starting point is 00:39:41 like we're going to zoom out the thing like laid eggs all over her escape shuttle or something. You're partially right and partially wrong. I think two does an amazing transition from where she ends things in one. Where you're going to struggle. Where you're going to struggle is how they transition from two to three. Two to three, yeah. You'll struggle there. But you don't know why you're going to struggle yet.
Starting point is 00:40:01 I'm excited for you to find it. Yeah, exactly. I think we need a weekly or a monthly report. If you're going to do this before every read this for the next five six months. I think it's a great idea. Yeah. All right. I will, I will commit to that because I remember I committed to you guys that I was going to watch Alien. I don't even know how long ago. And I decided like Chuck and I decided, okay, like, it's how it's, it's, you know, Halloween season, but also like let's go ahead and
Starting point is 00:40:29 watch it on a weekend when we can watch it, you know, before dark and all that. That weirdly it helps. I don't know why like I can watch a scary movie, but if it's, you know, if it's early enough where it's before dark and also like I can watch some other palette cleanser right before I try to go to bed exactly that's the key yeah yeah my wife has to then I tend to be okay Kim has the same thing she'll be like I can't go to bed now let's watch sign that's the bummer because you know Tina doesn't want to watch these things so really my best opportunity to watch bring her back or let me in or whatever is to watch it when she goes to sleep which means I'm watching it right before I go to sleep which is just a bad idea yeah I blame our wives for all
Starting point is 00:41:11 our problems. That's what I do. Yeah. I mean, honestly, though, as far as scary, it wasn't any scarier than like stranger things. So it's fine. Like I was okay. I was like, and I love stranger things. Yeah. Priller as much as it's as hard. It's not as blood gory as modern things. It's, it's alien gory. It's goo gory. Yeah. It's not blood gory. It also is old, right? So some of that stuff just doesn't hit the same or we've seen so many things since that sort of Weirdly, the grossest part, like, the thing that really just was, like, aside from the actual face hugger, which that was horrifying. But the grossest thing was when they beat the, you know, alien, not alien,
Starting point is 00:41:54 the robot Bilbo Baggins death. And there's like all these weird, like, like, his Android blood milk coming out of space. All of that, all those weird, like, gooey bubbles coming out of it. But like, what the hell is that? Yeah. That was, it's a shock. That's his whole, that whole bit is shocking.
Starting point is 00:42:10 like yeah but you got a fun one an alien too come up i don't want to give it away aliens i'm excited to hear what you think of that one because i think yeah yeah i love this idea i'm i'm excited to be a part of it nice now quick disclaimer we're about to talk about a book that veers into political territory if any of you at home or at home going i don't want no politics in my tms i understand and you can skip if you need to but i just want you to know we're going to talk about some politically adjacent stuff and now you've been warned however you feel about that that, all right? So, Amy, take it away. What are we doing this week? Yes. I would actually say it's not even politically adjacent. It's full on, like, in the, like, right center of politics, politics.
Starting point is 00:42:51 Yeah. It's like, it's all the way to the left, in fact, of politics. So, yeah, this, this is a book that one of our fellow tadpoolers had a major hand in making happen. And so I'm very excited to bring this to you guys because we always want to support each other in the community. And yeah, so I have, um, you might notice that the clip does not sound like an audio book and that's because it isn't. And, uh, I'll just leave it at that and then I'll clarify afterwards. All right, here we go. And so you ask me, my friend, what can people do?
Starting point is 00:43:28 I want to remind people, as I've said before on this floor to remember the truth that I heard before I came here, that change does not come from Washington. it comes to Washington by the people who demand it. I said this earlier, do you think that we got suffrage in this country because a bunch of men on this Senate floor right here put their hands in and said, hey fellas, on the counter three, women get the right of road, ready, one, two, three, go. No, that's not how it happened.
Starting point is 00:43:57 It happened because of Alice Paul. She was a young, young person from New Jersey. She broke with the course of human events. Alice Paul, one of my greatest heroes, you know what she did? She caused a heck of a lot of good trouble. Necessary trouble. She is the first American ever, young American in her early 20s, first American ever to protest in front of the White House.
Starting point is 00:44:26 So this is Cory Booker, is it not? It is. It is Corey Booker. I could listen to him speak for hours and hours and hours. Hey, good news, Brian. Well, you're in luck. So the book is called Proof Through the Night and it is a transcript of Corey Booker's record breaking filibuster at where he spoke for over 24 hours breaking the previous record, which is amazing because for a number of reasons, but not the least of which is the previous person's record was like he was trying to filibuster civil rights. So there's that. Right, right?
Starting point is 00:45:09 So, yeah. And it was co-edited by September McCrady. Nice. Very cool. Look at her name right there on the book. That's awesome. So, yeah. And I mean, honestly, it's really impressive because, and for those of you who are international and maybe don't know, you know, the inner workings of American politics and are just
Starting point is 00:45:32 interested in the term filibuster. We have this really weird rule where they can, in the Senate, they can, if there, if something is up for a vote, but debate is still going on, they can just keep talking and it won't come up for a vote. And then there's a, there's a procedure to get the votes to end a filibuster, but you have to have enough people on your side to vote to end the filibuster, blah, blah, blah, blah, but anyway, basically, if you want to delay a thing, you can just keep talking. and so some famous versions of this are like at one point I think did Ted Cruz like read green eggs and ham or something stupid and some people have like sat there at yeah like some people have just stood up there and like read the phone book for you know and and you know ostensibly it's like tangentially related because they're like reading the names of their constituents or something no Cory Giver did not do that. Corey Booker spoke for over 24 hours on actual salient points. And it's of actual substance. It was, it was really, really impressive. So, yeah, it's just, my hat is off to him for that.
Starting point is 00:46:54 And it's really, really, really impressive. So, yeah, and it's, I would say it's definitely worth a read or, you know, go go watch some of it. Obviously, there's 24 hours worth of it, which honestly, I've gone back and I've looked at, you know, some of the longer, you know, dungeon crawler Carl books or, you know, definitely the lit RPG books. Those are 24 hours long if you listen to the audiobook. So just go listen to Cory Booker's speeches. They're really, really good. And he has a lot of really good, powerful things to say and um and applause to september for putting the work in to to make this into a real thing and and something that can be purchased yeah it's very cool we're giving her one
Starting point is 00:47:39 of these congratulations yeah congratulations september that's awesome what a cool thing to have on your resume also uh i don't remember the name of it but there is a corey booker documentary i saw years ago this is before he was anywhere near the senate um it was local stuff And I can't remember what he was running for a councilman or something. It's really good. It's older. I don't know. It's easily 10, 12 years ago, this documentary.
Starting point is 00:48:04 It was very good. So if you want to just kind of see his earlier bits and then compare it to this, the guy's been pretty consistent. You know, the only thing I think you can never say bad about Cory Booker is he's so damned excited. And I don't see how that's a bad thing. You know what I mean? Some people, some people hate it, though.
Starting point is 00:48:23 They don't like the exuberance. They don't like the, whatever. They'd rather have Ted Cruz reading green eggs and ham for 40 hours. I can't think of it. I can't think of anything worse, right? Like, now, now, would I respect it more if, if somebody like Ted Cruz got up and expressed his political machinations and made salient points for 24 hours? I would respect that a whole lot more than him just fill in time because he's being a dick. you know and that's not what i don't care where you land on the spectrum cori booker did not do it as a as a dick move do you do it as political theater some could maybe maybe make an argument if they want to but you can't deny the fact that the guy didn't get up and read green eggs and ham for free 40 minutes or 40 hours right that shit
Starting point is 00:49:06 i hate that that's like peeing on the it's like peeing on the declaration of independence it's like eh i can do this because there's a rule it says i can just read whatever i want pee P, P, P, P, P, B, F that. I agree. And that's, it is, it is, hey, I'm just going to get up here and literally disrespect everyone's time. That's what I'm going to do. The countries, your own constituents. It's all about poning the opposition.
Starting point is 00:49:31 I'm so sick of this whole. You got, you got poned, bro. Like, I can't, that part of our politics sucks so bad. Yeah. So bad. It makes more to put a pen and my weed. If your whole personality is, is like, owning the other side, I, that's, that's, you know, that's, I'm not interested in that. That doesn't that's boring. You know, if that's your whole personality like, her, I'm going to pown the lips or, you know, even the other side. I personally don't hear people saying that about conservatives, but I'm sure that there are. There are online, certainly. Online there's everything. But in real life, you know, you don't see it that much in real life. Of course. But if that's your whole personality directed to either side, that's boring. Like, that's really boring. What I'd let you mention Corey Booker's exuber.
Starting point is 00:50:16 What I love about that is that you can tell it's genuine. It's it and it comes from a genuine love of the ideals that our country often doesn't live up to, but that, you know, he has that, he has that excitement for that, you know, the, the ideals that we want our country to one day live up to, right? Like, I don't know. I don't know if you all feel that way, but that's what I see when I, when I see him being really like fired up and excited. like that is a true love for our country and for those ideals. Yeah. Like I say, I feel like, I don't know why this is so hard for some people, but I feel like when you hear or see this sort of thing,
Starting point is 00:50:58 this should be a point of inspiration. Even if you disagree with every damn stance the guy takes, you're seeing the process and the power of what we could be in action. when I see somebody get up and rig green eggs and ham I don't have that feeling I have the feeling of we're taking advantage of this exactly he's just digging around the loophole he's right I found that documentary by the way it's street fight 2005 so it's older it's 20 years old but it's a 2002 mayoral campaign in New York or Newark for him when he was just running for mayor and I think he even lost in the documentary wasn't even a win for him but it was a really good doc I really liked it cool yeah
Starting point is 00:51:44 I'm going to check that out. Oh, and remind me, Scott, I have another documentary series to recommend to you as well. It's completely off topic, though. All right. It's not the, I'm watching the John Wayne Gacy one on Peacock right now. No, it's actually a National Geographic series about, excuse me, about the witch trials. Oh, cool.
Starting point is 00:52:05 Pardon me. Where's this? Disney right now? Uh-huh. I don't have Disney anymore. I'll get it somehow. I'll find a way. That's right.
Starting point is 00:52:13 you'll find some complex way there's complex there's always a way to find it i'll get it i mean it's a national geographic thing so you can probably get that oh yeah maybe from there directly from their from their website or something yeah yeah maybe i don't know but there's like i think there's like five or six episodes and they they start off talking about the salem witch trials and then they go into um the ones uh in like england and scotland and uh germany and there's a whole like like they witch trials did not start in salem i did not know i didn't know that at all i thought that was because that's one and no one ever talks about anything else and you know who knows but i didn't know like scotland really they were like oh yeah string her up on the thing she's a
Starting point is 00:52:56 witch yeah there was a big deal is like king james uh made a it it was a whole thing like the king was was the person putting out the switch hunt King James, like from famously from the King James translation of the Bible, that guy? So I don't know. I asked that question when we started watching it. They never answered it. But yeah, he's like King James the fourth or the first based on if you're English or Scottish. Okay.
Starting point is 00:53:25 So. Yeah, that is all mixed up back then. It's all intertwined. Yeah. I could look it up and see, but I don't, I don't think so. I think he's probably, you know, a little bit later down the line. Named after him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:38 Probably like a great grandson or something. Yeah. Right, right. But anyway, it's really interesting. And it's like, it's one of those things where I watch it and you can only really watch like one episode at a time. It's just too much. But you watch it and you go, oh my God, like this is what happens when people get caught up in like this mob mentality kind of, you know. And it's just it was horrifying. And like they were allowing things like what was it called spectral evidence, which is literally like. I made some shit up and said it, and that's allowed in court. Like, I mean, it was crazy times. Oh, my gosh. Imagine if they allowed that now. We're all dead then.
Starting point is 00:54:19 This whole world would collapse if we just based everything on what people said. Holy shit. Well, yeah. I mean, you know, kind of what's happening at the White House right now. But, you know, I'm just saying. So just to bring it back full circle, since I've, I fully dipped my toe into the politics. Well, I'll just take advantage of being able to say that right now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:38 No worries at all. Well, that's great. Go check it out. Once again, we have it up on the pumpkin cottage website. There is a link to this. Just go search for Cory Booker Proof through the night. There is a link that we'll put in QuicktmS.L.I as well. Yep, already up there.
Starting point is 00:54:54 And you're following that link supports the pumpkin cottage. So there you go. That's right. Thank you, Hootie and his good wife for that. And we hope you have a wonderful time until we see you again, Amy. That's what we hope. Thanks. Have a good one.
Starting point is 00:55:06 Stay out of trouble. Bye now. Wait, wait, wait, wait, real quick. Yes. Yes, ma'am. So just to remind everybody, Peepers, Puppets, make awesome stocking stuffers, and the postal service is kind of slow. So if you want to get those orders in and have them in time, you might want to go to Peeperspuppets.com and order you some puppets. And I mean, Scott, you know, like your grandkids love them. They love them. I've seen the proof. I know they do. And so, yeah, Peepers, puppets make great stocking suppers. Go buy some people. Yeah, they're looking to distract little kids. They'll run around the house with them. They'll play with them. They'll play with them. them all afternoon. They're amazing. Easiest way to get into puppetry for sure. That's right. All right, Amy.
Starting point is 00:55:45 We'll see you soon. Quick email. Actually, this is a call that we've been holding on to. I'm going to play this because we've had it for a little while. This is about animal relocation. And let's see, who sent this? I'm not sure. Let's play it.
Starting point is 00:56:01 Oh, it's one of them converted to AI voices they chose to do. Gotcha. So enjoy. Hey, Swingin' Bolero. I work for a local government agency. that does rodent inspections on homes. We always remind people that it's actually illegal
Starting point is 00:56:14 to relocate animals and it's not any more humane than a quick sudden death from a mousetrap. You're moving animals into a new environment where they'll either be like Bart Simpson's bullfrog in Australia
Starting point is 00:56:25 taking everything over or into the territory of other animals. Imagine getting picked up and dropped into cartel territory and being forced to survive for the rest of your life while they try to kill you.
Starting point is 00:56:37 You also move diseases that might be present in one area to another. Love the show, despite your attempted animal genocide. That's the first time I've heard. That caught me off guard at the end. That is funny. Yeah, I guess so. You're not supposed to put, you're not supposed to
Starting point is 00:56:53 take a mouse and then catch it and then. But he's already from out there though. Right? Right. Right. I mean, you know, moving it to the outside of your house, A, that'll be legal. B, it'll be absolutely useless because they'll just come right back in. I think they're
Starting point is 00:57:09 talking more about like what I was doing with the squirrels for a while, before I decided to just embrace my squirrel friends and put a bowl of peanuts out for them every day, is, you know, relocating them a mile down the road. And that was a, that was a Colorado, like, I think it's different everywhere. Colorado Wildlife says as long as you're not putting them in, or if, I'm sorry, if the wildlife poses immediate danger, do whatever you need to do. For small wildlife, yeah, they want you to call the animal control department and say, could you move these squirrels? They're bound. They're pissing me off. They're eating all my peanuts. But they also recommend that you don't feed them. So I'm already breaking the wildlife, you know, the Department of Wildlife's rules. It's not really a law, though, right?
Starting point is 00:57:50 You can do that? They just don't want you to. Can I not have a bird feeder? Come on now. Exactly. Yeah. I don't see how that's much different. But you can put up signs and say, please don't feed the ducks.
Starting point is 00:58:01 But at the end of the day. I guess they specifically say don't feed bears, coyotes, mountain lions, moose and fox. Moose and squirrel Moose and fox Moose and fox I like moose and fox would be a They couldn't get the rights
Starting point is 00:58:14 Catch moose and squirrel Boris It's now fox Oh Stupid piece Let's do Yes don't know my own strength I found those by the way
Starting point is 00:58:27 On a free streaming thing I should send you the link It's a great for background shit Love those They're so good I'll send it when I Yeah please do Well there you go
Starting point is 00:58:36 We'll be careful I guess, relocation man and not break any laws or rules. Exactly. I'm not relocating them anymore. I'm not, you know, they're, I'm giving them a little bit of food and whatever. I've decided to, the way to keep them away from the bird feeder is just
Starting point is 00:58:50 give them their own squirrel feeder. Yeah, basically. And the birds been poking at that at all, like a reverse problem where the birds are no? Actually, magpies. Magpies like the peanuts. The big birds that are too big to get on the bird feeder like the peanuts. Yeah. Magpies, crows. Those bigger birds probably would like the squirrels, actually.
Starting point is 00:59:08 Yeah. We have hawks and owls out here. Sure, they'd love a piece of squirrel. You got a whole food chain to do now. I love it. The circle of life. That's right. One more quick thing.
Starting point is 00:59:20 This is some Sieb thoughts. Okay. Oh, gosh. From Ken Deep. This is someone who's not Seab. Not Seab. Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:28 So not Seab. But he says this about Seab. He says, hey, guys. For some reason, I picture him in a very sarcastic stance when he wrote this. Ken Deep. Yeah. Yeah, like laying on a couch going, guys, all right? Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:59:39 He says, ever think the C person is just trolling the show so that you will read his nonsense? I think it's an 80% chance or better that this might be the case, says Kennedy. Only 80%? I think it's 100% chance. Can it go past 100? If so, then yes, we'll go past 100. I'm sure that's true. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:58 But I still, like, you know, an accident on the road, it's hard not to just look. Yeah, exactly. I want to see where this goes. It's kind of entertaining to see the train wreck of Sieb's spelling, punctuation, and grammar. Yes. I mean, even, oh, Ken Deeb spelled it, S-E-E-B, but whatever his name really is, whoever this person is actually, the truth is, no one's going to lose any sleep over this guy, but... Right, right. You never know.
Starting point is 01:00:24 It could be some big revelation. One day, Brian and I are here on an average Tuesday, and bam, the world changes, and Sieb is responsible. I don't know. Could be, and we could say, well, we could say, well, we... knew him when he wasn't uh changing the world for the worst that's right i look forward to you people at home making terrible sorah slop videos involving somebody oh jeez yeah get on that get on that uh and so for real if anybody wants any of these four invites send me a p.m and all on discord and i'll give you my invites i'm sure i'm sure you've
Starting point is 01:00:53 already got four invites or four dms but people ask at least four waiting for oh it looks like i do you're right no nobody send anymore we're all done and sora give me some give me some more So I can help a few people out. Okay. Also, when I say, have a bottle of syrup driving a car, don't come back to me saying, this seems to maybe possibly break our community rules about sexuality. I'm like, I'm sorry, what? Who's syrup in a car?
Starting point is 01:01:21 What are people doing with their personal lives? Oh, you got to lick that one up on Urban Dictionary, Scott. I don't dare. Syrup in a car. Hubba. I just don't dare. Can't do it. That's it for the show.
Starting point is 01:01:33 We're done. A quick note, frogpants.com slash TMS is the place to go for all your needs. Everything's linked there that you've ever thought of to do with the show. Contacting us like these calls and emails, all that stuff is there. And we'd love to have you. So swing on over and do it. It's again, frogpans.com slash TMS. Brian, let's get out of here with the song.
Starting point is 01:01:52 What do you got? Sounds good. By the way, you'll notice I changed the background. The light bars behind me are now light blue. Let's see how long it takes for the new color to start showing up. in videos i wonder if so i thought it was because of where you where you train it where i did the original maybe and we'll see we'll see if it if it gets new videos to use for um the problem is i can't remember if i trained it into my bathroom which is what it keeps showing and i honestly i
Starting point is 01:02:20 don't think i did so that's why i think it's going to other content like you're saying and training on it so that i may do that today i'm going to train in front of something very specific do a whole new intro new numbers not a hat all that and then let's see let's see what happens yeah for sure yeah yeah because you can just go and you can redo that anytime i've got a um i think i've got a uh charmander onesie or something not charmander it's green uh oh that'd be great wear that yeah linden every video you're wearing one that way you can get around the nintendo copyright claims just by because you are a charmander yeah yeah Yes, exactly.
Starting point is 01:03:03 All right, Ryan from Michigan wrote in and said, Dear Sangria and Bourbon, this is the second annual request for the anniversary of my California soberness. He's not doing the alcohol, but he's doing the weed. This song is from one of my favorite bands, and one that I didn't realize was a cover until I heard the original years after I first heard this version. Years back, I requested one of their newly released songs, and Tom was on immediately after the song and described them as the foe fighters, and that's, stuck with me ever since love you guys is it real that foe fighters tom said he meant food
Starting point is 01:03:36 father tom no tom just described uh because tom heard the song before he came on and said those guys sound like the foe fighter that's amazing f a ux fighters i don't think tom got enough credit for that i'm glad we're bringing this up because that's actually brilliant uh let's get to this one this is um by request the song originally done by the police walking on the moon the giant steps or what you take this is uh from their album great old ones here are darkest of the hillside thickets. Walking back from your house, walking on the moon, walking back from your house, walking on the moon,
Starting point is 01:04:48 deep don't hardly touch the ground, walking on the moon, feet don't hardly make no sound, walking on, walking on the moon. Some, they say, I'm wishing my days away, no way. And if it's a price I'll pay, some say, tomorrow's another day to stay, a man's well pay. Walking back from your house, walking on the moon on the moon, back from your house
Starting point is 01:05:33 Walking on the moon It don't hardly touch the ground Walking on the moon It don't hardly make the sound Walking on the moon Some are messy I'm pushing my death away No way
Starting point is 01:05:52 And if it's the price I paid Some say There was another day To stay Remember play Give it up Play Give it
Starting point is 01:06:07 Yeah Yeah Yeah This show is part of the Frog Pants Network. Yes, get more at frogpans.com. How far is it to Camp Crystal Lake?

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