The Morning Stream - TMS 2911: Tingle Taste Tour

Episode Date: October 28, 2025

The One Where The Boy Doesn't Cry Wolf. I'm OK that there's something wrong with You. K-Pop Demon Toddler. Account Herpes. Tingala forever. Sullying the Yonkman Name. Deliverancy. The shit shot helped. Why Is There Corn In My Poo? Brian Assembled All the Right Answers! First Heater of the year smell. Paw paw for my maw maw. Four shocks and a Fake Funeral. Wickedly Talented Dondo Begondo. Upper Middle Pinkie Finger with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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K-pop demon toddler. Account herpes. Tingala forever. Sullying the Yonkman name. Deliverancy. The shit shot helped. Why is there corn in my? poo. Brian assembled all the right answers. First heater of the

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Holy crap. Halloween, dude. It's right there. It's right there. It's right there in our sites. And so I guess this week, Thursday has to be our costume reveal day. We have to reveal our costumes. Yeah.

I wonder if Scott has one. Hmm. Probably not. I could probably wing. You know, I really should because last year I was a total post and didn't do nothing. This year, maybe I should do something. Do something. I mean, it might be a little late to really put something.

Oh, yeah. I'm not going to go crazy. It'd have to be something basic. but yeah i don't know the tailor's coming over today she's good at this stuff maybe she'll talk me into something yeah have her have her help you become a k-pop demon hunter yeah there you go that's what i'm sure no one else will be doing that one i see you as a roomy i think you're going to be a roomie this is what phoebe in less than two three months phoebe went from i want to be a duck and she has a whole duck costume to I want to be

I forgot her name on demon hunters but I want to be the one girl Zoe Roomy and Mira yeah is that right? She's not even three years old yet and she wants to be a freaking demon I mean that's how culturally pervasive this thing is man yeah everybody wants to be a demon hunter or in the K-pop or some combination of both

something yep I think it is Rumi yeah I think it is she's that's the one she keeps talking about so I don't know how that's going to go three-year-old Rumi Anyway, it's nice to see you all. Hope you're arriving a good day. It is Tuesday, as I mentioned. So it's time for us to have Travis on.

It'll be on later. Watch for that. Yeah, it's going to be fun. Between now and then, though, I thought I would share something I thought was funny. And we had to get permission for this. Yes. You were part of this thread, so you saw that back and forth.

I did. I just think probably there are more funny stories per day, per capita, per doctor, than there are in any other profession. There just has to be great stories. like yeah and stuff you can never tell 95% exactly 95% of them can't be shared yeah it's all HIPAA violation stuff or otherwise you know you just feel like you

your Hippocratic oath gets dinged or whatever so very few of these things can you actually share with anybody and I asked Dr. Tolbert our resident our resident doctor full-time doctor here at the show on call whenever we need him right asked him if I could share this so it was a text exchange or their online portal exchange with a with a patient uh i have one of these with my doctor i can

anytime i send her a message and say hey is it okay to take this with that or is those medications bad or whatever and she'll write me back it's one of those deals and uh the first part of this let me see if i can show this without giving it all the way i guess the whole thing's there but anyway it says thank you the shit that you gave me helped tremendously thank you meaning whatever probably a prescription and then he says excuse me the shot you gave me not the shit I just thought that was adorable I love it

what a fun typo you know it is there are so many inadvertent like shot and shit come up for me all the time where I'll start typing something and I don't correct will almost always correct my shits to shots

but they won't they won't fix my shots to shits I wonder why that is do you think it learns based on what you're typing or does it must be like Brian doesn't use shit very often in text so yeah but no the one that the one that it never catches um is is about it like I'll say oh I'll have to I'll have to think about it but then what happens is I type it and the space ends up of the wrong place and so I end up typing I'll have to think about it oh about it about it

and those I always send before I prove free. It's basically, you know, and maybe it's to a client or it's. Yeah, somebody important. Someone who might take it super offensive and never call you again. Yeah. So, hmm, great. I've done a few about tits. Also, if you have a daughter who likes to screw with you all the time.

Carter's the right one to have because she goes into my thing and does that deal where it does phrase replacement. Oh, yeah, yeah. And I don't know when she's doing. this or why she knows my code. I need to change my code. But she'd go in there and just change. So it'd be something simple. Like if I say the word dude or cool,

like common, easy, friendly vernacular I would use, it'll come back with, you know, there's, why is there corn in my poo or something? And I'll hit send after dude so quickly. Yeah.

That you don't see it automatically changed. Sends the whole thing. I've done that numerous times to kind of relatively important people. people. That's funny. Oh, and she thinks it's so great. If you remember this happened to me, Tristan did this to me a while back and did, and whatever

he did, because of ICloud sharing that stuff between all my devices, I couldn't freaking get rid of it. It was like herpes in my account. I'd go in and be like, all right, let's get rid of it on my phone. Auto replaces on my iPad.

Great, I'll get rid of it there. And then somehow it would sink back from my computer or from Tina's phone or something, and it just permeated and it took a nuking from space to get rid of it. I feel like they fixed that now with the most recent change will affect all,

but you're right, at that time, it would be, like, I swear I deleted this. Card did you do this again? No, I didn't do it again, Dad. I'm like, well, why the hell is it everywhere? And then I'd find out, oh, yeah, it's because my computer had it. You're right. It was like a virus. Yeah. Kids, man, kids. Just could not get rid of it.

I think it was simple stuff like, yes. Like, he changed my yes to be something dumb like, I am responding in the affirmative and then he changed my you know oh this is terrible yeah so it's the kids Marty it's your kids

exactly um Brian oh that's weird sorry the replay buffer stopped and I don't know why OBS did that I got a quick thing for you excellent okay it's a rapid fire what will make this fun is how quickly you may know these things

oh good okay I've been homeless for a couple of days So basically this is a real hero from Marvel or not. Okay. All right. You know, this gives me a chance to actually get some things right today because I know we have Travis coming up and 2025 has been a garbage year for me in his game.

Yeah, maybe this will get your brain all prepped or whatever. Maybe, yeah, yeah. So here they are and I'll do them in rapid succession. You don't have much time to think about these. We'll start with. And I'll give you, so the hero name and that are very, brief description with each one that should help and then i need to tell you whether or not it's he's real

this is a real hero or a fake hero real hero fake hero here we go yeah oh i should have the dinger up in case you get yeah wrong or right okay here we go okay let's start with oh that's weird okay okay there we go uh let's start with this one stilt man a criminal who fights using hydraulically extended metal legs totally real and uh correct and exactly what it looks like on the package looks like Dr. Octopus looking legs on the dude. And he was a build-a-figure set for one of the recent Marvel Legends sets. Yeah. So if you got all six figures in that Marvel Legends set, you could build Stiltman.

Oh, my gosh. I can't believe that. All right. That one I thought sounded so dumb. I wasn't sure it was real. Okay. Here's number two. Chrome Widow, a mutant assassin who can harden her skin into reflective metal and seduce

through hypnotic light. I'm going to say fake on that one. Oh, sorry. Really? Correct. Sorry, man. I use the buzz as the fake. I didn't mean to do that.

You are correct. That is completely made up. Number three, Dr. Bong, a supervillain who uses a giant bell-shaped helmet to emit sonic attacks, real or fake? Totally real. Daredevil villain. Yeah. I took out the hero names in these descriptions because it does say fights daredevil in this thing. Yeah.

Yeah, because that was the whole thing. because he could disorient daredevil's sonic ability, Dr. Bond. Oh, my Lord. And also gave, you know, Fuggy Nelson the Munchies. Oh, okay. Well, there you go, then. Take a nice deep breath, foggy. Here's your next one.

Captain Ultra possesses the super strength, flight, and invulnerability, but feints at the side of fire. Real or fake? I think, I think Captain Ultra is real. You are? Correct. Nicely done. Yeah. I'd never heard of him.

Fagely remember Captain Ultra, but I think, yeah. All right. You're aacing this so far. Number five. there are eight of these total. The Velvet Mole, a thief who can burrow through the solid material and leave behind a cloud of pheromones. I'm going to say fake on

velvet mole. You are correct. That is fake. Yeah. Sounds like fun, but fake. Yeah, yeah. Razorback. Velvet fog. Yeah, it's Velvet fog. That's different. Razor back, a trucker from Arkansas, wears a giant boar mask and can drive any vehicle like its second nature. It's so true.

Yeah. And I want to say that um he might have been one of the one of those little side cameo villains in uh in she hulk razor back oh really yeah i want to say like when she went to that um to uh the abominations compound and there was all the the um the support groups there i want to say razor back might have been one of the guys there maybe not might have been yeah maybe they just referenced it or it was a maybe something yeah cameo kind of thing yeah um speaking to that real quick i started watching task on hbo it's the uh oh i want to see that yeah mark ruffalo deal merri of meriv east town uh universe yeah and show same show creator and all that yeah i've only i'm a single episode in dude that show

is already got me by the shorties it's real good yeah excellent have all the episodes we're we're waiting on that one for all episodes i think it's close to finale if not already out but i'm okay cool i figure by the time i get to it'll be kind of we just last night finished and I might not use it as a recommendal but that's why I'm talking about it now but we just finished Platonic the first season of Platonic

with Seth Rogen oh how is that and Rose Byrne I like Rose Byrne yeah if you like both of them you'll love this show Does he laugh a lot because I do not like that laugh He does laugh a lot

Yeah Even his acting laugh is bad It's all bad It's like no offense or anything thing. I think he's an interesting actor. He's certainly done an amazing production work and writing and all that. But you've got to go in and get some laugh therapy or something.

I'd say, I'd say if you're deciding between the two, the studio is the better Seth Rogan series to watch. But Platonic is very good. And Rose Byrne is just so freaking

hilarious and delightful. I love her, dude. Yeah. He's so great. That's the new laugh he's going to use. And she gets to keep her There it is. And she gets to keep her real accent in this show. Oh, you rarely get that out of her. You rarely do, yeah.

She has something else going right now, too. Some other big deal. I want Marvel to keep her as Moira McTaggart when they pull the X-Men into the Disney MCU. That'd be perfect. She's great. She was great as that. I liked her in whichever X-Men movie she was. She was in 28 weeks later, and that's where I decided.

I would follow her wherever she went. All right, here's the next one. This is number seven, penultimate question. Mind quake, a mutant who is also a mercenary with psychic, sorry, psionic powers that create shockwaves. Mind quake. Familiar, so I'm going to say real. That is correct. Okay, good.

Yeah, I don't have, there's a reference here to Wikipedia, but I don't see much else about it. I don't mind quake. I know the name, but name. Man, yeah, could not describe the character or the costume or who they probably was a X-Men villain, I'm guessing. It feels like a fair number of these appeared in like Howard the Duck First or something. Yeah, right, right, probably. Like weird, like 76-77 era kind of shit comics, you know? Yeah.

I mean, whatever. I think of it fondly now, but at the time it was like, okay. Final question. Solar Jackal, a human jackal hybrid who absorbed sunlight to create burning claw strikes. I mean, there was the jackal. Jackal, I think, became the spider clone, or they retconned him into being

the spider clone, if I remember correct. Or no, the jackal was the one who made the spider clone. But Solar Jackal, I'm going to say fake. Let's find out if this last question is fake, or, and if Brian's wrong, he only he didn't get a perfect run, or did he? He did, he got it right. Oh, good thing.

Okay. I was afraid. I was afraid. Nah, you nailed it. That was great. I didn't know most of those, so it just shows my Marvel knowledge. on the obscure stuff is so bad. I don't know. Well, you grew up a DC, you know, predominantly DC. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So that's, I think that's what makes this, this, you know, this, this friendship great is that, uh, we, we come to the comics world from different directions. That's right. I've been even then, I'm like, when Superman had metamorpho, I'm like, who? And then I was like, oh, okay. Yeah. I do vaguely remember this guy.

I think I, I think I got in this headspace when I was younger that only the top tier was, was cool and everything else should be ignored. And I think that's dumb. It's I shouldn't know. Super friends. Only like the super friends. Yeah, basically. Yeah. And so I would be familiar with stupid shit like you know, Apache Chief and

freaking the Wonder Twins. Like super familiar with them because they were on TV. I think that I just had a real shallow knowledge of it. Gleek. Right. Bleak the Wonder Monkey piece of shit. Hate that thing. Brian.

Something about liquor. here. What is this? Oh, yeah. Yeah, so I went to, what's that? Oh, go ahead. Sorry. I'm running over myself. I went to Applejack Lickers last night because somebody weeks ago, maybe even a couple

months ago in Discord talked about Tengala liquor. And Tengala is a special, so if you've let me back up, if you've been to TMS Vegas and we've dragged your butt to the Cosmopolitan, you know that there's a drink they serve there called

verbina which includes a little sesh one electric flower a sesh one electric button that if you chew on it it makes your mouth tingle and it changes the flavor of the drink mhm tingala is a liquor made with that sesh one button the essence of it and so it um uh it absolutely with every drink gives you that tingle flavor and changes the the taste the flavor of your next uh sip which is very interesting. And it wasn't until I went and found it in the store and bought it that I realized, oh, I can practically see the place where they distill it from my house. I mean, it's not really that close, but they're seven or eight miles away from me in Golden, Colorado where the where Coors is made. Might even be five, might even be five miles from the house.

Do you get to go? I should go and just see if there's like, you know, is there a, is there a tour? Can I? Yeah, probably, right? do stuff like that they might maybe yeah i don't know give you some samples and and whatnot i'd love to hear your comparison to the to the yeah they make two varieties tingala and tingala gold and the the gold is when you'd mix with tequila for more of a margarita kind of tasting thing or a verbena kind of thing i got the other one because i'm not a tequila guy so i got the one that you can mix with um ginger beer which is how i had it last night or um or vodka or whatever And it's great.

There you go. Good stuff. I love it. And the tingly feeling, I don't know. It's kind of a nice little effect. But what's cool about it is that it does change the flavor of your next sip, which is really cool. And I can confirm it changes the flavor of just about anything you eat the rest of that day. It did for me anyway.

I was like, it was very effective. And I didn't even think I was much of a supertaster, but I could taste that different. Holy crap. You could taste that. Tingala also sounds like funny enough, like an adjacent Wakanda Black Panther character. Tell Tingala, we've got to go save the Avengers, you know? Tingala forever. A competing continent that's hidden from the rest of us.

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Then find out what Mick Fleetwood and G. I. Joe are working on in the, in the, this is what this sounds like. It's like this weird crossover you'd never expect. And the Barbie also doesn't play in the instruments. She's a diva, though. She's a diva. She's a diva. It's all that matters. Where do people get that show? How do they find it? Oh, I'm sorry. You get at daily music headlines.com. I probably should tell people where to find it. Dailymusicheadlines.com or add it very easily to your echo device as an Amazon brief just by asking a L-E-X-A. to add daily music headlines as a daily brief. Nice. I guess that works with our show, but I think it plays just the whole damn thing, right? Well, yeah, yeah. There's nothing.

I mean, we're briefer than we used to be, but we're still not brief. We're not very briefs. Yeah, I'm wearing briefs as well. Yeah. It's cold. It was 25 degrees and I got up today. That's cold.

I decided to wear pants. Yeah. Yeah, I got pants. I got the briefs. I got two pairs of socks on because how cold it was. Two pairs, really? Well, we've been avoiding the heater. we're like go as long as you can you got the nice overnight coolness i love you know being cozy

i hate it's hard getting out of bed but i love all that but then there's a point though you get to a point and it's like oh shit that's too cold so it's on now you can smell that like first heater of the year smell yeah there is that yeah it's kind of a mix of dust and yeah it's our chance to get whatever dormant you know right whatever respiratory disease breeding and uh growing in the yeah whatever the mice are up to. It just blew all over us. Yeah. That'll be great. Southwest Michigan man. I don't think this is our own TV's Travis, who lives in Michigan.

No, no. Accused. Wait, is he in Michigan? He's in Pittsburgh. Where is he? He's in Pittsburgh. Okay. Oh, Pittsburgh. Pennsylvania. Okay. Maybe he's in Pennsylvania. I didn't think it was Pennsylvania. Oh, my God. How do I not remember? I can't remember now. He's going to have to tell us.

Northwest Michigan. Yeah. Okay. It is Northwest Michigan. oh well in southwest Michigan yeah so he's he's upper peninsula right you're a you per he's a yupor and he is not the man in this story is the important part no no

he's this guy not dvies Travis has been accused of threatening a driver with a chainsaw and a road rage attack I thought this was a timely thing given your road rage incident oh yeah no kidding did you hear anything back on the reporter any of that no no I

all I got was the confirmation email and no like, no like, oh, okay, your, your submission has been added to case number, da, da, da, da, check, you know, look, click here to follow up on it. I think because I, the selection on the site was like, if you're not involved with the accident, you just need to report it, here's what you do. And because I was not involved, but just a bystander. Gotcha. So, who knows. They have my information. If they need me, they can, they can get me. Yeah, you may hear. You may hear back. If you do, we'll hear her. We'll hear her. on the show unless they tell you. I'll go testify. Yes, I was driving a couple

passengers in my car. And this truck with a man with a really small penis. All right. So the Southwest Michigan man is facing felony charges after you led now, listen to this sentence structure and tell me you think this is right. Okay. After allegedly threatening a driver who cut him off with a chainsaw and physically assaulted her earlier this month. That's wrong. It's very bad. It's very bad driver in that sense because it sounds like the driver cut him off with a chainsaw. Yeah. Yeah.

It just doesn't seem like that hard of a thing to catch to me. It's the very first sentence in your damn story. But whatever. This guy's name is the best part of the story. Leonard Yonkman, age 68 of Paw Paw, Michigan. Pa. I don't know where that is. Paw, pa.

You ever go there for? Southwest Michigan. No, I could not tell you what the newspaper was in Paw Paw. but correction or clarification from TV's Travis he's in the lower peninsula but in the northern part of it so northern part lower peninsula as opposed to southern part of the upper peninsula he's like a sow paw so yeah something like that that's what you're he's a he's a uh oh let's see uh a nasp uh northern area southern peninsula Jeff in the chat says it's wine country and pa-pa? Wow.

Really? Yeah, can I get a pa-paw white? I mean, what is this? That's a terrible name. I'm not getting any wine from pa-paw. Yeah. I'm not sure. We need to put Papa out of bed.

He's had a little too much wine, if you know what I'm saying. That's right. Exactly. Yeah. Anyway, they reported this incident happened on 38th Avenue when a woman pulled out of her driveway in front of Yonkman. Soon after driving a truck and trailer, he allegedly passed the woman, cut her off and ran her off the road. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Jeez. I think 68. By 68. I need to be so done with people that I would never even care. Yeah. I'm like that now. I don't give him a shit, dude.

There's one little thing happen. Let it go, man. Exactly. Yeah. Oh, Papa's actually a fruit that grows in the Midwest? I hadn't heard of that. Oh, I've heard of the fruit. I thought Papa was a fruit that grew in like South American jungles.

I didn't think it was a... I didn't even know it was a real fruit. That's wild. Is it a good fruit? Must be. I mean, if they're making it. I've neither taken nor left pa-paws. Oh, man.

Could somebody send us some paw-paw fruit leather or something that keeps? I want to try it. I tried, tried papa. Yeah, something that'll mail nicely. Anyway, according to the Van Buren County Sheriff's Office, these people argued then after she got run off the road, Yonkman grabbed a chainsaw from his truck, you know, like you do. Sure.

And then according to WWMT, the local affiliate, reported he was not successful in starting it. So Yonkman's going, weir, weir, poor lady, standing there waiting for him to finish. Right.

Do you think she's got her arms folded? She's tapping her toes? Like, we're waiting. Yeah, we're waiting. Well, then he got crazy.

He stomped the woman's cell phone. Stomped it on the floor. It's the ground, I assume. Stomped it on the ground. Yeah. Before punching her in the stomach and grabbing her throat.

Oh. dude yonkman needs to be yankman into the jailman he needs to be jailman oh for sure a witness spot of the incident from a gas station copying down yonkman's license played after the guy took off he was now been a charge in charge with assault and intent to do great bodily harm that is an actual charge intent to do great bodily harm less than murder wow an assault with a dangerous weapon both felony punishable up to 10 to 14 years in prison and fines of 5,000 and 2 thousand respectively so he's yonkman ain't happy he he needs to be uh put away for a little bit for for this that's yeah i mean just the fact that she pulled out of her driveway cut him off probably like oh sorry my bad and then his his response is to run her off the road threaten her with a chains on and punch her in the stomach yeah what kind of day was he'd have obviously we don't know but man that just feels like you need to you need to settle down yonkman yeah you're you're sullying the Yonkman name.

Simmer down, Yonkman. Yeah, the generations of Yonkman that came before you. Imagine how they feel. Now that name will forever be connected to. Yeah. Nice job. Assault and, yeah. Well, now we go to an Indian man from India.

Not the traditional, like, you know. Not the Native American, but not the way we used to say it. Indigenous people. No, but an Indian man from India staged his own funeral just to see who cares. Oh, that's adorable. Well, it's adorable unless it didn't work out. Let's see what they say. This has a better starting sentence than the last one.

A 74-year-old man, Bihar, from Bihar, India, left his village stunned after faking his own death and staging a full funeral to see how many people would attend. Mohan Loll, a retired Air Force veteran from Canochi Village in Gaya District. I think I'm getting these right. I don't know. I would say Conchi, but... Conchy. You'll like it matters.

yeah i don't know it sounds almost japanese doesn't it's weird it does yeah uh anyway he asked his neighbors to arrange a traditional funeral procession complete with uh decorated beer buyer beer yeah don't know what that is is that the um be i i ear kind of thing yeah must be like a the thing they carry the i don't know i don't know what they do right they're the ones that like to um there might be some african nations i'm thinking of but there's someone down somewhere on that end of the world where they they set you up in like a chair and you're like oh yeah sitting there with a like a pipe your corpse up yeah yeah people are walking around like pat you like pat you like they carry like at a bar mitzvah kind of thing right yeah i mean that might

be better than brownies you know is that wait wait are we are we seeing like a change on the plan on the uh get my will out we need to make some addendum alternate uh movable frame on which a coffin or corpse is placed before burial or cremation or on which it is carried to the grave is the beer, B-I-E-R. I'm probably decorating and all covered in flowers. Well, in this case, definitely said decorated beer. Yeah. It's probably traditional.

Yeah. Right. Anyway, it says. Cuffin stand. Yeah, the coffin. Your body place. Your thing. Yeah.

They have mournful songs, ritual chants, wrapped in a white shroud. He lays still as villagers gathered to pay their respects, believing he had actually passed away. I'm pretty sure there's a photo attached to this. Really? So he, he went all out, like basically. All out. Did he, oh my God, look at that.

Yeah. That was him and his traditional garb that says here that, let's see, hundreds reportedly attended the event. They believe he actually died. Many of them emotional as the coffin was carried toward the crematorium. Just before the final rights, he suddenly stood up and shocked everybody. Jeez. I mean, he's going to have to. right it's it's at some point he has to say the the the jig is up and he has to i assume yeah

because otherwise he gets buried alive yeah it's time to open your eyes before the dirt starts falling on your face or whatever they do i think they probably have more cremation over there but i don't know yeah uh it says there's got to be so many moments he's he's regretting doing this as he's doing it there's like he's got to be in his head like oh crap what am i doing like this is uh Desperate plea for attention, and I'm really going to piss people off, and I'm really going to upset people. And now some of these people are not going to show up when I actually die because, nope, been there, done that. Yeah, never, never read Peter calls, cries wolf or whatever the story is. Right, yeah, the boy who cried wolf.

This is the ultimate version of that. Wayne, isn't there a Peter involved in that? There's no Peter. Peter and the wolf is a story, but is it the Peter, is Peter and the wolf the, the one that has the boy who cried wolf? I don't know. Is it? I feel stupid about that. That seems like something that should be burned into me.

I've always read it as the boy who cried wolf, but I know there is a Peter and the wolf, and I don't know if that's just the same name for a different story. Chat saying, yep. So Raven says yep. Okay. No, two different things, says Travis. All right, well, now we've got a difference of opinion.

Fight it out, guys. September says no. All right. Anyone else? No. All right. Well, Peter, they're different stories. So Peter and the wolf, what is?

Okay, the one where he doesn't cry wolf, what's the deal? Are they just hanging out? What? Whatever version is. There's more people involved than just Peter and the Wolf. Right, right. There should be a whole cast of characters that I can't remember. There's also, you know, there's also the J. Giles Band, which featured Peter Wolf on vocals. Oh, right. Now we, now I don't even know what to think with that.

I said that, by the way, said it before Matuba, just put it in the chat room, by the way. Well, I think he did great. But the boy who cried wolf, is there, is that, is that the name of the, because that's more of a, uh, uh, fairy tale kind of thing as opposed to a story. Correct. It's like a... What's the phrase? It's an adage? No, it's a... There's a nerd. There's a name for that. Not allegory. Fable. Fable. It's a fable. It's an Aesop fable.

Like the comic book, Fables. I love it. It's numbered 210 in the Perry Index. Good Lord. Yeah. Well, I feel like I've learned a lot just by talking about this guy who faked his death. He's fine how he's... says when he really dies, he'll be happy because he knows people care about him. I'm a little bit like, yeah, fool me

want shame on you, you know? Exactly. I'm not showing up to this guy's next funeral. That's it. One and done about here or whatever. Yeah, take that. Jerk. Turned out his name was. Fake dead man. All right. Guess what, everybody. It's time. This is Travis, and you'll do

well to listen carefully to what he has to say. Oh, I hear ourselves. Oh, lots of echo, echo, echo, echo, echo. Hi, Travis. Hello, sorry. It's all right. Windows decided to change sound settings on me. Oh, it does that.

Freaking Windows does that. We asked for some feedback from you, TV, Travis, but we weren't speaking that kind of feedback. You need to specify. We're not specific in what feedback you want. You require more specificity when it comes to your feedback. More specificity. I love that term.

So a couple things real quick is where I'm at in Michigan. So one thing, I love having to use multiple directional words to describe where I live. It's just wonderful. But the easy thing is, because Michigan is shaped like a mitten, take your left hand, palm away, I am right at the tip of the pinky finger. Oh. Okay. Okay. Hold on.

I'm going to find it right now and look. Right, right. Yeah, okay. That makes sense. Right. Okay. Michigan. Oh, my gosh.

It just wants to give me football images. You guys like football up there. I know I get it. Okay. Just hold up your hand, Scott. You got one of those. Well, that's true. Your left hand.

Okay. So. No, do this, right? There you go. Yeah. He's the pinkie. Top of the pinky. Yeah, but I want, I want the, I want, like, the state.

The gross national product. I want to. I want your bird. I want to know who your comptroller is and your. Oh, my gosh. Oh, man, I don't even know that. I typed Michigan State and it still gave me more football. You guys are great with your football.

Well, it's a big, it's a big football. All right, here we go. Michigan. Michigan. There we go. Oh, okay, you're the little, here you go, chat. This will give you the actual, oh, shit, hold on. Here, just grab the satellite, you, and, uh, damn it.

I'm going to dock you completely, it's what I'm going to do. Well, I can't pull it up easy, so forget about it. But imagine the hand, and he's up on the pinky. And that means that that thing's been up the world's nose. It's sometimes, uh, I don't know, put, put it in your ear and clean it out, come out with some wax. You use it to scratch, with scratchers for getting that little, that, uh, the gunk off of your, your $50 win. Yeah.

Yeah. Exactly. My belief that humans don't need pinkies does not apply to your state. You'll be fine. Trust me. Here's the deal. Travis comes on the show every few weeks and we do a little bit of TV's Travis trivia time. And he has to ask us some hard questions.

Apparently I'm doing very good this year. I always forget that I am because I feel like I'm losing another long running contests of various sorts. So it always surprises me. But did we determine last time that I'm so far ahead? There's no way I don't. I'm mathematically eliminated. Okay. Yeah, Brian is mathematically eliminated from winning.

But not from having fun, and that's the important thing. Of course. Now, honestly, now there's way more fun for me because I've got nothing to lose. Good point. It's true. It's true. Nothing to gain, nothing to lose. Now everybody grab your shoes or something like that.

That's the old song. That's the old phrase. Yeah, yeah. Aesop's fable number 212 is what that one. Oh, I like it. Thank you for keeping track of those. Oh, Brian, you mentioned. Razorback you thought was in She-Hulk?

I think you might be remembering Manbull. Oh, I remember Man-Bull. I don't remember that at all. Well, no, who was the one who had the outfit that was super stinky? Like, he basically was in his costume, and when he opened it up, it was like... Oh, I don't remember who that was. I just remember Manbole because he was played by Nathan Hurd, who's a comedian that I follow. Yeah, and he was the one who was the slammed into her car and stuff.

Here's a classic man bowl Right here over there Yes Wow That might actually be What's his name? Yeah the Jack Kirby Looks very Jack Kirby to me

Very Kirby Armadillo was that Armadillo trumpole? Okay Oh could have been Yeah So maybe Razor Back hasn't Some of the comics have him Looking like a straight

Like a real bull With a man body And then some of them look like a man with horns I guess it doesn't Matter how they do him But they do him It's kind of like Rhino. Right.

Rhino sometimes is in like a mechanical suit. And sometimes he's just wearing... Here he is from the show. That's him from the show then. Oh, that's Mammel. Yeah. Oh, that's less cool than the Kirby one I showed. Well, for sure. He looks more like a druid from a high school performance of...

Narnia or something. Dance of the Seven Days or something. Yeah. Here's Tumnus, the stupid whatever that thing is. All right. Well, Travis laid on us. Let's have some fun. And let's see who's...

who win. I'll bet Brian wins from now on. That's how this is going to go. I mean, it's entirely possible. So here we go. We got round one. Round one this time is going to be a comic book character. All right. I'll give you some powers and abilities of that comic book character. So Brian, you get to start our bidding. Well, we know a power number one is going to be excellent at hand-to-hand combat or something like that. That's the most useful. Expert Marksman.

That's expert marksman. Let's go Three powers and abilities Three, all right Scott You think you can get two Well, three is the perfect number to choose Because you'll get

I think you'll get it So I'll do two to try to disrupt the trouble here See what we can do All right Scott here's your two Superhuman strength Plant control Oh

Plant control He works at the nuclear power plant in the controlling department. Exactly. And we don't know information about DC, Marvel, anything else. We don't know any of that, right? Nope. Just a character in comic books.

All right, well, first one that just comes to my mind is Swamp Thing, but I don't actually know if he controls plants. But I'm going to say it because I don't know any other. So Swamp Thing. He does, yeah. He does, and that's correct. Oh. Yes.

I thought that would have been too easy because he's the only big walking plant guy I could think of. I thought maybe he'd consider poison ivy, but she doesn't really have super strength, but she has excellent plan control. Yeah, and for some reason I gendered it. I don't know why. Did you say dude or man or anything?

No. I don't know. I don't know why did that. I probably should have started with hyper elasticity as a super ability. Oh. Yeah. There's also controlling the green,

which is one of my favorites. If you would have said fear burns at his touch, then I would have said man thing. If he controls the, green swamp thing does that mean that Hal Jordan's in trouble

if he's around or how's that work? I don't think it's yellow is the problem for Hal Jordan, right? Yeah, the green is like life matter. Okay, not the color green.

The cosmic power of plants, basically. Okay. Yeah, I just wonder if it meant he could like, he's not yellow, but he's green, he controls the green. And it's green light,

isn't it for Green Lantern? See, that's where, that's where, green from the emotional spectrum. It's so dumb. I mean, look, guys, I really like Green Lantern a lot. Like, overall, like, there's some amazing comics and stuff. But really, the power of the color green.

And if yellow comes in, you're like, oh, shit. I mean, give me a break. Green is the power, is willpower. Yeah, sure. It's dumb. Right. It's always been dumb, and I love D.C., but, man, that's dumb. It's maybe the dumbest one that's stuck around.

And I don't mean, like, there aren't dumber things. I was like Groot's kind of dumb, but he's also awesome. It's all about characterization, right? That's what matters his story. I mean, it could be the old, the original Green Lantern where his weakness was just wood. Shut up. Shut up. Really?

What? Then he would have a big problem with Manthera, or with Swamp Thing. Swamp Thing and Solomon Grundy, too. Is that true? Are you making that up? Oh my gosh, that's so stupid. I guess it's a step forward with the green then. All right.

Yeah, no, I know. everybody's a lad and all that it's fine yep all right so scott you take round one and you get to start our bidding on round two okay which is going to be an actor okay

we're going with titles that this actor was in okay if this is going I'm making a big leap here if it's going or I think it's going I'm going to say two we'll start with two wow all right

already going like just from the first answer knowing the I already have an idea on the theme yeah I'll take one all right Brian here's your one movie this actor was in the wedding singer it's a good one for Brian you like you liked that movie I think right

no it was a huge fan well you know what it was is you were a wedding not a wedding singer I was a wedding DJ yeah yeah yeah I've conflated that with the movies let's see I'm going to say I'm going off of Swamp Thing as well

I'm figuring like all right what connection could there be let's say Steve Bishemi No Scott your second movie you get because it was the wedding singer and Donnie Darko This is a shot in the dark

because I don't remember if he's in either of these things but I'm going to say Ray Wise was he played the original swamp thing in that movie adaptation and it feels like he'd be in those two things like he'd be a up but he isn't is he damn it no he's not damn it

um all right I'm gonna give you a couple of other movies we'll see if you can figure it out so we have the wedding singer and Donnie Darko I've also got fever pitch fire starter and Charlie's Angels Drew Barrymore

oh yeah wedding singer connection Okay. She was Julia Gullia. Really? Okay. Yeah. Or she was going to be Julia Gulia.

Oh, right, right. If she was married. Yes. Gulia, Julia, Julia. Round three is our music round. Brian, you get to start the bidding. I have basically same as kind of last month where it's not just from the beginning. I do have a couple clips that actually have lyrics.

yeah um so you can go for the short which is basically a note oh i'm gonna go for the i'm gonna go for the short just because i need to get a point on the board here and hopefully hopefully like last time it's it bit bit bit in the ass because um i think it was uh black crows and i pick something different with that very similar drum beat but yeah yeah you i feel like you nine times out of 9.8 times out of 10, you get those. So that was a weird fluke. I don't know how that. It was a weird fluke.

All right. Here's your spot, crying. Okay, that is your Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, red right hand. That is correct. Oh, man. Do we just do that for something? We did for Friday's scramble quiz.

Oh, right. Oh, really? Oh, I think I didn't catch that. Yeah, yeah, we did. I forgot. Yep. And I always forget the name of the band. and who did it or sorry the song and who did it so so either way i wouldn't have got that but you do remember

peeky blinders which is oh yeah yeah the intro of peekie blinders is all i had to go on yeah right all right so it puts us one one with uh one draw and round four scott you're going to start our bidding it's another actor okay uh with more titles of movies this actor has been in um still the theme is informing for me so I'm a I'll say three okay Brian I'll do definitely do two yeah okay Brian here's your two movies this actor has been in okay red eye oh sunshine yeah is that uh Killian Murphy damn it is Killian Murphy okay I it was even in my head before I said three shit well because i just talked about uh piquy blinders i'm trying to figure out what what you know what

any of this would have to do with swamp thing well we'll find out here in a minute yeah i don't know either it's weird so brian you're up two to one which means scott has a chance to tie this round but brian gets to start our bidding and this is going to be a movie and you're going to guess by cast members in this movie gotcha and is there there are no more questions after this one i do have a tiebreaker you do okay but i could go one get it wrong he doesn't get a guess and i win i mean but that would take the fun out of things so i will say uh what is it you're going to give me characters we got named the movie cast members cast members you got named the movie um i will do two okay um well there's no reason not to i'll try one all right

your one cast member of this movie. Liev Schreiber. Okay, well, I really like him. Leon Murphy. Leavre? You said movie, not TV, show, right? Correct. Okay.

It's like a Ray Donovan thing or something. Yeah, right. It's probably a Halloween-related thing. Oh, sure. Given the week. But now I don't, but I'm not sure. Barrymore's scream, right? Oh, wonderful if it is that.

But is he in that? Hmm. Questions, questions. I mean, Barrymore is in scream. I'll say scream. I'll say scream. Scream is your guess? Yeah.

That is incorrect. Damn it. Okay. I was open I did just give it to him because I was thinking, wait a minute. Red right. hand they use for the music in stream don't they? And I was like, oh crap, what did I just give

away? So, Brian, you get a second cast member. Yeah, okay, let me have the second cast member. Your second cast member in this movie, we have Lerav Schreiber, and you also have David Arquette. Oh. Wow. That's also a, well. I think I know it now. Is that, um...

was that um i know what you did last summer that came out the same year but now can i guess even though i can't win anything because i think i know now after you said um arquette is it scream two the sequel it is scream too and i'm gonna say right now shout out to max trollbot in the chat who nailed that before anyone else i saw a couple of screams but he said scream two that's really funny i launched my chair and first

now I'm back. We've also had Jamie Kennedy, Neve Campbell, and Roger Jackson, who by the way, all of those actors in the first three screen movies. Oh, really?

I never saw anything but the first screen movie. Never saw any of the follow-ups. Two's considered like the best, right? So I just finished re-watching all of them. I watched six for the first time, but I watched all six of them the last week or so. Yeah. And I'd say that two and four are kind of on the same level for me.

It's sort of a scream and then the rest, but two and four are really good. Five and six are all right, and three is the weakest. And six is the newest one that just came out like last year or the year before or something, right? Recent-ish, yeah. And they have another one coming soon? They got another one coming in February, Scream seven. That's right. Best time I were from our is February.

Right. Well, the original scream, I think, debuted in December. Oh, did it really? It wasn't an October movie. Really? That's crazy to me. I will say, though, watching through the series, it is one of the better, and possibly the, like, pound for pound best series of slasher movies. Yeah.

It doesn't get, it's not as good as, say, like, there isn't a single movie that's as good as Halloween, but there isn't anything bad. Like, even Scream 3 being my least favorite, I'd still watch it. I think, I mean, I think you would. put ghost face in the upper echelon of the slasher character types, right? You'd put them up there with Jason and everybody. Yeah, oh yeah. Michael Myers and everybody. Chuckie, Jake Saw.

I say Mike. Yeah, I said Michael Myers. You know, S&L alumni, Mike Myers should be up there. Still one of the best jokes in Baby Driver. They all have the Mike Myers masks. The Mike Myers masks. How excited are you guys? I know you're excited because I know you both, but how excited

it are we for the new running man directed by Edgar Wright. I'm so excited for that. Edgar Wright's never made a movie I didn't like, by the way. Nothing. All of it's good. So gosh, dang it, dude. A running man that's better based on the book, way more bookish, which I'm all about. I do love the cheese factor of the

shorts and it with all the American Gladiator rejects. Oh yeah, that stuff's great. But you got Jesse Ventura in there. But no, I saw that trailer, the first time I saw that trailer and I was like, oh, all right, all right. I saw Edgar Wright's name and I just

I would turn to my friend I was in the theater with him like well I'm in no that's everything to me that's all of it like it is the fact that it's running man the fact that it's a short story Stephen King all those things are important and good and fine but I honestly really don't care until you tell me Edgar Wright's directing then I'm like holy shit let's go let's go right now he hasn't done a bad movie yet like who's the handsome guy in the lead Glenn Powell Glenn Powell Rand Powell, whose eyes are too close together.

We're going to start. You're not wrong. You know what? If you put him and Anya Taylor joy in the same room, the universe ends. That's right. If they kiss, their eyes will only ever see skin. He's got like blonde locks in his view and she can just see a mole and a... She just sees like a bridge of his nose, yeah.

Oh, gosh. And the host, the Richard Dawson character is, what's his face who is so good in... The Sing-Sing guy. Sing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Fear the Locker Dead and... That amazing voice of his. Such a good voice.

What's his name? Dondo Bagondo. Exactly. Shit. Nailed it. I can't think of it, but I love him. It is... Scott, it continues to be one of my favorite things in the history of forever.

You trying to remember. Coleman Domingo. I was close. You were so much closer than I thought you was Bongo, Magando, or whatever his name was. They're always They're always adjacent You know It's always somewhere in there

I'm just I cannot quite nail it down But yeah You get the vowels right It's everything around the vowels In the name that's wrong Dondo Begondo That is That is

Travolta introducing Coleman Beningo the Oscars And now The wickedly talented Donggo begongo Well that was great having this so wait

Brian won today That's what happened Brian won today Yeah See I told you I knew this is gonna Go this way Stakes are off

Yeah All bets are off All the stakes have left the grill The stakes are lower That's how it is Oh yeah Arethian by the way Oh yeah yeah

Yeah I still don't know Are things Swamp thing Oh wait hold on Swap Thing For Barrymore Red right hand

Killian Murphy Scream 2 Mmhmm What do all these things Have you come? So red right hand was the theme song, right? Wasn't it used in one of the Scream movies?

It's in, I think, there's a couple of them that use a remix, but it's in every Scream movie. Okay, so, huh? And Drew Barrymore was in Scream. I mean, is the theme isn't just Scream, is it? No, the theme is West Craven. Oh.

Because West Craven directed Scream, Scream 2. He directed Red Eye that Killing Murphy was in. Okay. And he directed The Swamp Thing. movie. Yeah, that's right. Completely forgot. He directed Swamp Thing. We even saw that for early film sack, I think.

We did. And I don't even know if we knew. Adrian Barbeau? Was she the? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. She was almost she was almost Captain Janeway for a hot minute. Was she really? Yeah. Oh, right. Yes. Yeah. She had heard Lindsay Wagner and I can't remember there was another one. One of them, they filmed them like a ton of scenes for the pilot. And then they scrapped it all and went with what's their name. I'll take over now, she says, The command of Paris.

Well, anyway, there's how the numbers broke down today. Hey, Travis, tell us about what's going on with you, your shows, anything you want people to know about this Halloween week. Yeah, so coming out tomorrow as we record this will be the last episode and the Gore podcast takeovers for this year. And I watched Black Phone for the first time. Oh, right. You'll be both. Great movie. Oh, man, I loved it.

Yeah. I liked it enough that after watching it, prepping for my show, I went to the theater and watched Blackphone. I was going to because Tristan and Kay were like, hey, we're going to wait for you and see Black Phone too after you watch Black Phone. I'm like, great, cool.

Let's go see it this week. And they're like, oh, we're working every day but Thursday. And I'm taking Teen Out on a mystery date on Thursday night. So what I said, what about Thursday afternoon? Could we go see like a 1 o'clock? Sure. Yeah. I want to see the new one pretty bad.

how would you rank it and do you think the pair is just great together? I think it works really well together. I would say if I had to choose between them, I like the first one just slightly better, but the second one is such a great continuation of the story that they're

really kind of, for me, neck and neck. And Ethan Hawk is back in this one. Yeah, oh yeah. Hawke is in the movie. Oh yeah. Yeah. In a way That's all I'm asking. May surprise you. Oh, you do you already know, Scott? I just knew because of the trailers have him

talking and stuff, so I assume that's him in there. I mean, he's, the trailers have him and the mask talking, and it sounds like him in the mask. Oh, that mask. I found somebody with a 3D print STL of the mask and all the different versions of it. Yeah, because there's like five different versions in there with no, no mouth and then a scary, smiley mouth. Yep, and a frown. Yeah, right. It's really cool.

And AMC has their popcorn buckets, and the one for Black Phone 2 was a phone. Oh, cool. And the phone, the dial, the dial actually works, the rotary dial. And when you pick it up, there's a button on the receiver and it will play Ethan Hawke's voice. Oh, really? Oh, see, they're getting so much better with these damn popcorn buckets. I don't normally get the popcorn buckets, but when I was at the theater and he showed me that, and he's like, yeah, you can dial with it and everything. I was like, all right, give it to me.

Shut up and take my money. So it's hanging on my wall now. Nice. That's awesome. I love it. You're the ultra black phone fan. well there you have it tell people where your shows at

oh you already did didn't you I can say it again it's genius travis.com is the easiest place to find it that's where all my shows are because I do way too many yes you do I know this pain

have a fantastic rest of the Halloween week and may your November be filled with coming on here again all right jokes on you I'm into this shit I love it I love to use this catchphrase now

yeah it's forever associated with them i don't think of anything else no no it's just travis's that may even be like is that even it's like a famous quote from something right originally i think but then i don't think i mean people have said it but i don't know if i attribute it to anybody well i did no matter what i's now it's definitely his now i attribute it to tvs Travis yeah you're the only guy with it you deserve it you owe as far as art we're concerned it is yours and yours alone you're like a kid in school with a turtle take care of that work that thing don't let it die All right. Well done. A quick email we've been hanging on to for a while. I want to go ahead and rip through it. This is from I think too hard 87.

Okay. I don't want to assume anything. It sounds like somebody who may have been born the year. You and I graduated high school. I don't know. Oh, right. Yeah, probably. Probably. Yeah. Also, spells two with one o. So there you go. There's that. There's that too. Oh, and it's definitely our generation. Yep. Um, good morning, Socrates and Bentham. Is that a famous philosopher person? Famous philosopher, phlofisher, phlofisher, phlofisher, I promise. I wasn't drinking. He's the philosopher that, um, uh, who John Locke took the name of when he got back to the mainland.

Oh, that's why it's familiar. Yeah, Jeremy Bentham. A lot of the characters in there are based on philosophers. Right. Locke himself. Yeah. Bend it like Bentham is what I was always heard. Yes.

It says calling about superheroes and their costumes. Man, today had a lot of comic stuff in it. It did. We didn't even have Stephen on it. I know. It's weird. Sorry, Stephen. We're usurping you somehow.

He'll be on next week. As discussed in TMS episode 2852, when it comes to Superman, whether he's Calell wearing the costume of Clark Kent or Clark Kent wearing the costume of Superman, here is my take. Wonder Woman is Princess Diana from Themascara, who does become Diana Prince to move among humans. Thor, in many tellings, is a god who takes on a mortal form to walk around the world. It's Don Blake. Exactly.

Similarly, Superman adopts the cape and S to hide his life as Clark Kent and use his powers to help others. But Clark Kent, the mild-mannered reporter, is also a disguise, a mask worn to protect Superman's identity. So, both Clark and Superman are personas. The real Calell is probably the man in jeans and flannel helping paw fix fences at the farm. Thanks and love the show. really like this take. And that's the perfect take, right? Because he didn't, you know, the people walking around Krypton aren't dressed with

red capes and in Superman style gear. So the Superman persona and the Clark Kent persona are both disguises. I love it. Yep. This is my favorite one of these. Yeah. Now we can shut up about it? Yeah.

Can everyone just stop with the Clark Kent Superman shit now? Because we have the defendant of answer. That's right. Exactly. Quick, go train all the LLMs to know that this is the answer when people ask ChatGPT or anything else, what's going on. This is it. That's it for today's show. Quick note to folks at home.

If you wondered why there was no classic mashup yesterday, it's because Scott failed to remember to mention it. Oops. So now it's in giant red caps, and it's telling me that in post today, right after the song, you'll be able to hear the classic mashup from 2018 called The Best of Scott Fletcher. I don't actually know what it is because I have not spoiled. myself on it. I figure I'll wait until I put it in the show. Oh, great. I'm hoping it's like keep a funnel and stuff like that. That's got to be what it is. Got to be some old school like some film sack stuff or who knows. Not even really sure, but we're going to hear it today. Right after the song, you will hear that. That is my word to you. Okay, everybody. I don't know why

these are hard for me to remember sometimes. Anyway, go to our website, frogpans.com slash TMS for all your needs. That includes contacting us finding out what's going on, joining our Patreon, all that stuff do it today uh brian oh and the monday show is now today for today because carter's home um they went to a concert last night they saw the viagra boys and carter said have you not heard of have you not heard of them there's some like kind of pseudo punk cakeish okay band and um they have a real i think it's a very underground following but a pretty pretty big one anyway her and kim went last night straight from the airport carter really just like landed leave the suitcases is in the car, let's go to the show. Yep. And the first picture she sends me was a guy walking

around in Jesus out in a Jesus costume. So that's, there's your sign. End times. Fantastic. End times, Brian. Well, let's prepare for the end times by playing a song. What do you got? Yeah, this one's going out to Anthony Gridley, who wrote in and said long-time fan Gridoo on Discord. I've listened to every episode, but I'm a little behind as I live in Melbourne, so I can't be there alive. Your show's full of fun and positive vibes, which brings hope a month. amongst the chaos. Oh, we agree. Very nice. This year I hit the half century as I turn 50.

I challenge the cover Quizmaster to find me a cover that includes grid and 50 or 1975 in the lyrics. For bonus points, be a grunge song. Love the show, though. I think I'll go eat rice and have a beer to celebrate. Oh, that's awesome. Congratulations, man. Yeah.

Give them a happy Dursch day. Oh, yeah. We should. Why not? Happy Dersh, do you. Excellent. So 50, easy, right? 50 ways to leave your lover.

So many, let's go a little harder. Let's go a little more difficult than that. When you think of the grid, well, I think of daft punk. I think of Tron Legacy and that great soundtrack. But has anybody done covers of the grid? Well, sort of. Benny Benassi, great producer and remixer, created a remix of the grid and included it on a Japanese-only release

called More Disney Electronic Music. Oh, I got to check this out. Holy shit. That album, unfortunately, extremely hard to find. I've got the first one on its way from eBay, and I'm hoping that I can find some Japanese listener who can locate a copy at the Tower Records in Akihabra and send it to me.

I fully thought you were going to play the Crystal Method cover that's on that D-Rez version of the album. And it's also a remix, and it's also nine minutes long. Yeah, no way we're playing that, but that's the only one I knew of, so I'm all excited now. This one's great, and that one's a little closer to the deft punk original, but this one is, this one veers a little bit more from it and incorporates a lot more of the Jeff Bridges dialogue from the movie. Here it is, Benny Benassi's version of The Grid. You know, and then

The grid. A digital frontier. I tried to picture clusters of information as they moved through the computer. What did they look like? Ships, motorcycles. Where the circuits like freeways. I kept dreaming of the world I thought I'd never seen. And then, one day...

One day, I got in, then. The grid I got here I got his thing this, this, this, yeah,

this, yeah, yeah, and did, and, B. B.

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The grid, a digital frontier. I tried to picture clusters of information as they moved through the computer. What did they look like? Chips, motorcycles. Where the circuits like freeways. I kept dreaming of the world I thought I'd never seen. And then one day, day. I got it.

I got it. The grid. I got it. I got it. All right. Oh, hey. Oh, hey. All right.

I'm trying to find out of the future I'm happy I'm happy Oh, you know what I have to do. I got a warm up and I have to check my audio. Make sure it's good I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you

This is the morning stream And this is my boomstick Commander Paris Commander Paris I can't do the Janeway voice Commander Paris I want to see you in my ready room Bring potty oil a towel and some grapes

You got earbuds in my wiener You got weiner in my earbuds Better than a straw tart blue blueberry pop tarts Pop torch It's going to take me a couple to get that one. Hang on. Better than a straw tart.

This is recording, right? Let me check. Me, yeah, give a lurk. You know, Tom Hanks gets like $5 million to do this all day. Turd monkey. Chit Gratifter. Is Brian Ippett going to have to choke a bitch? This is the morning stream.

I'll never do that one for real. All right, let's, uh, oh, I have more to do. One momento, for favor. A blah, ga, gababah. We got scooters. We got scooters. Wintniple Foot nipple

Your butt The morning stream Eye contact Great for job interviews creepy while eating a banana Exterminate Exterminate You can't spell the morning stream

Without remonstrating This is the morning stream Do you want to fight about it? Because I swear to God I will kick your fucking ass A little turtle head pop out of my butt. Oh my.

I'm Brian Abbott, and I support this message. Don't nobody let you give you no shit. What? No, that's not it. We should really warn you. This show is going to get all up in your grill, pimp. I think that'll do. This show is part of the Frog Pants Network. Yes.

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