The Morning Stream - TMS 2927: More Meaty, Less Fat

Episode Date: December 1, 2025

Red On Air Phone Case. Perpetually Surprised by the 1st of the Month. A Steady Number Two. Defying Decency! Version 5 Is Alive. Need More Purge Towers! Isn't there a light called Red On-Air something. All The Theatre Ladies, All The Theatre Ladies. That's Some Wicked Jibber-Jabber. Talking During the Do Not Talk Talk. Don't go to the movies if you're dumb. Human plane plug. Power Glare. Gitter. December Fools Day With Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Christmas is officially in the air. Don't breathe in the spores. Instead, run to patreon.com slash TMS and sign up to support us today. Coming up on the morning stream, red-on air phone case. Perpetually surprised by the first of the month. A steady number two. Defying decency. Version 5 is alive.

Need more purge towers. Isn't there a light called red-on-air or something? All the theater ladies, all the theater ladies. That's some wicked jibber-jabber. Talking during the Do Not Talk Talk. Don't go to the movie if you're dumb. Human plane plug. Power glare.

Get her. December Fool's Day with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hey, where'd you get the beer? From the fridge in our basement. My dad's not going to miss a couple six-packs. I can't believe how crowded it is upstairs. Yeah. Uh, no.

The morning stream. Steady as she goes. Number two. Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS. It is the morning stream for December 1st, 2025. I'm Scott, and that's Brian. Can you believe it? It's already December. Oh, my gosh. We'll be saying this again about the 15th and then again on the 23rd. Exactly. Can't believe it's already Christmas while. I know. Can't believe it's already New Year. Every month I do this. Went to lunch at dinner with some friends last night. We saw in June and I'm like, I'm sorry, was that not two seconds ago that we saw you? It doesn't, nothing feels right timeways.

I don't get it. Isn't it funny, though, there are some aspects right now of life that feel like they're going really fast. Others that feel like they can't end soon enough. Yeah, so I wonder, you know, like, will they ever meet? Like, will there ever be a moment where I'll go, boy, I'm sure glad that felt fast so that this other thing finally is over. Right. But right now does it feel like it's ever going to happen? no it doesn't it feels like there's part of life that just goes on forever and what's hilarious is no matter who you are or where you land you know exactly what we're talking about at home yeah yeah yeah i don't need to i don't need to uh yeah that somehow offens people by the way that they that they know they know what we're saying and that is somehow offensive yeah whatever uh hey i got a i got some stuff for you cool uh well actually before that i want to hear your theater lady thing so br

Brian kind of spilled the popcorn in the lobby, as it were, on film sack, but it was pre-show patrons only. And you also kind of held back something. I didn't know what it was. But anyway, it's the theater lady and Brian's experience with her. I want to hear that story before I tell you about my German experience. Sure. Yeah, well, I had to do something at the Alamo Draft House that I've never had to do in the eight years that I've been going there as a regular customer since they came to Denver. And they have a policy that, you know, if they play these.

two things before the movie starts after the trailers before the movie that says okay time's up you have your phone out put it away turn it off you're talking stop talking because it's movie time and they always do a joky one and then they do a uh a real serious one that's like it is now a quiet zone blah blah blah blah and they're great it's like still in that kind of cheesy uh alamo draft house style. Well, theater, T and I go and we're seeing Wicked, and it's the opening stuff, the 30

minutes of fluff that they play before to kind of get you in the mood. It's, you know, it's a Dina Menzel and other people singing versions of defying gravity and then it's a guy doing his recap of the previous, the first Wicked movie. And

the two ladies sitting to my left. It's basically the, the stairs that go up to the top level, then these two ladies, then Tina, or then me, then Tina, and then the rest of the theater in this row. Sure. And these two ladies are just blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, just chit-chat and then talking to the phone.

It doesn't matter. This is the 30 minutes. This is the time if you've got to get stuff out with somebody you haven't seen in forever, but you decide to go see a movie together because you're dumb. This is the time to do it. This is the time to catch up. We already have a lesson number one. if you really want to catch up with your friend, don't do it at a movie theater.

Don't do it at a movie theater. Exactly. It's like, it's like, you know, don't use a movie as a first date unless there's a, you know, there's a really long dinner plan before it where you girls will get a chance to talk. Right. So I'm a little worried. It's like, well, they sure are, you know, jabbing a lot, but whatever, it's fine. And then during the previously and Wicked One, every once in a while, they cut to some of the music from the first Wicked movie. and every time they do the woman next to me

starts just singing while she's talking to the other lady and while she's doing whatever on her phone with her little clicky nails and it's like all right well we're not in the sing-long they have special sing-long showings of the movie

where you're encouraged to sing along with all the music but this is one of them so house lights come down they start playing the the jokey you know we're not joking but the less serious hey stop talking and then the real one

and they these ladies talked you know during both of them like all the way through both of them the women next so they don't even know they're like on the airplane and the stewardess did the safety things and they don't know exactly they're going to have to raise their hand and say now what do I do with this

margarine tub with a rubber band around the back do I wear it on my head like they're the people on the movie they're the people in the in the airplane disaster movie that you want to get sucked out of that door first. Kind of, yes. Like if a window's going to go out of the airplane and we need a human body to plug it up,

this is who we're kind of rude for. This is who we're rude for. This is whose seatbelt, I'm going to suddenly reach over it unlocked. I know the type. So they talk through that whole thing. Talk through that whole thing. And then the movie starts

and it's like the little universal logo. and they're still talking and then the movie starts and there's a thing about the yellow brick road don't worry not a spoiler you know it's about the Wizard of Oz right yeah um and uh they're still talking

and that's like all right you know what this is this is where I draw the line so first thing I do I do the glare and it's one of these I hate the glare if I'm on the receiving end of it that is that's the power glare

right there that is uh it works that you know that'll leave a mark yeah uh and and at first i think she's not seeing it not seeing me do the glare but then as i'm turning my head back i see i feel her head turned towards me and look look at me like like oh did he just look at me did he just give me the glare was there it was like a return glare was she i don't know i just i just could feel her face turned towards me like like she was looking back to see what i was looking at her for maybe she figures it out but i don't know yeah but no she didn't because she kept talking. She like turned her head back.

Oh, my gosh, dude. Oh, look, this is, oh, this is that, that's Elphaba. I just love Cynthia Evo. I mean, I couldn't even tell you half of the crap that they were talking about because it was so just fuming at this point. He said, all right, you're going to make me, you're going to be the first person that I get the piece of paper out from the little ordering form. Yeah. Like they tell you to do. Problem with a loud guest. Use our order cards and let us know. manager will deal with that. Grab the thing, grab a pen. The women next to me have been talking since the movie started.

We're into the first song, and they're still talking. I put the card in there, I pressed the little red light button. Just so happens that one of the servers came by and picked up the sheet, which was great timing. I didn't have to, like, wait. Picked up the sheet, disappeared in the back where I guess she read it and gave it to the manager. and before I knew it there was a manager squatted down on the stairs on the other side of

of them from me and I could just kind of see him out of the corner in my eye squatting down and hearing complaints this are talking and and while there was the occasional

little outburst from them during the rest of the movie or a little not outbursts like I want you know react to the movie laugh when they're there's something funny. You don't need to say, uh-oh, that hurts the crap on me. Like when people people think that, you know, we're there to hear their reaction to something. No, no, this is not your YouTube reaction video. Just shut up. Yeah. Laugh when you're supposed to laugh. Cry if you

need to. Gasp. Definitely gasp. Yeah, if you need to gas, go ahead. Sure. Please. Yeah. Give a gasp. But unfortunately, they did not pipe up again because I was really hoping I'd get to do the second card, which gets them kicked out of the movie with no, no. No. refund and their email that they used to order blocked so they can't order from that email well yeah if you're going to expend the energy of the glare and the and the writing and the dark and all the things you have to do to get this going it is a little anti-climatic to not have it i would i mean for the i mean i'm happy they shut up right exactly bottom line is they did they understood the assignment once they got that first talking to yeah do i feel like like they think

think I'm the problem as opposed to them being the problem and the next time they're going to go to a movie they're just going to chat and say well we're not next to that guy again so it's not going to be a problem or do I think that they've learned their lesson about coming to the Alamo draft house I think it's the former I think they're going to talk if you know and you know what let them get bumped out that time too and then they'll maybe start realizing yeah maybe they'll maybe they'll just get it that this is not cool you know I don't know why it's not obvious to people. I don't, I'll never understand that. You're not at home. You're not in a thing. These are all, people are all listening. It's, I don't get it. That's the problem is that people are so trained to, um, to, to, they're sitting on their couches and they're like, oh, I forgot to tell you. Did I tell you who I ran into at work the other day? You know, it's like you're two people, some people are just too used to. They can't separate a public version of the thing that they do at home. And they, they, they just don't care. Yeah, the main character. Oh, Kevin.

just said it. Main character syndrome. They think they are the main character in this story. They're not. You're all MPCs and you all got to get along. We live in a society, as George Costanza once famously said. For sure. Exactly. So somebody asked how the post credit tension was. You know, I was worried about it because the credits start rolling and I pull out my phone to see, do a quick search post credits, Wicked for Good Stinger. And it says, nope, no Stinger. So like, all right, Tina, ready? Let's go. They were still sitting there. I had to walk in front of them to go to the stairs, but

I just didn't even acknowledge them. I let some people go by on the stairs. Then I let Tina go in front of me, and we left the theater. And I, uh, they weren't waiting outside going, Hey, hey, mister, enjoy your movie. See, yeah. Exactly, sitting on the hood of my car like, ah, do you have a, do you have one of those handy pieces of paper right now?

Yeah, you want to fight me with that. Exactly. And then the music kicks in. don't do do do do do do do do well that's uh i'm glad you got to see your movie in peace that's the important yes and i enjoyed the film despite the people next to me defying decency oh man and and was the um good movies good you'd give it a thumbs up uh it's is it better as a whole like you do the two back to back and better as a whole better as a whole because i feel like while there's some good songs in wicked for good um wicket's got the bangers

like there's a couple you know popular and defying gravity are just such great songs the songs in part two are good but not as memorable as part one so it's a front it feels like a front loaded musical but um is it true there's a sex scene in that no okay why were people saying that well i mean there's there's the post sex like you see a couple characters in bed who clearly have have had sex but it's the it's the typical um I've got the covers pulled up way over my chest while the dude has the covers down so you can see his pecks and his abs. Yeah, there was some freak out from a bunch of mother types who were like, my kids, this is a kid's movie. And I'm like, you know what, Wicked isn't a kid's movie. It never was. Make sure you don't let him read the book. Yes, we heard from Nicole that there's some bestiality. We were trying to figure out, wonder who has sex with animals in the book.

Jeff Goldblum, just kidding. That's not true. Yeah. Well, that's great. Take care of each other in movie theaters, everybody is the lesson. It is the takeaway. Don't offend Brian Ibit, comma, moviegoer. Moviegoer, Brian Ibit.

And now this. Well, look who it is. Who's washed up on our shores today. It is Brian Denouye. Hi, Scott and Brian. Oh, you're home, I think, because you sound real nice. I'm at home, absolutely. Yeah, I took a couple days off.

A couple days off from work That's awesome Oh that's why you're working on He's working on office stuff He sent me some pictures of his new sky cam It looks awesome Yeah yeah yeah It was mostly for the audio shotgun thing

That I was putting on that So I had the sure mic And I always you know Some of those ASMR stuff Where people are always fixing electronics And you have all these noisy things Well I always have trouble with those Because I have so many filters

To get rid of room noise And so if it's noise it just ignores it so i've been working on making it where it's still enjoyable are you worried though bad noise if you're a good that's i'm going to ask if you got a directional microphone in there little boom is it going to you're going to be working away on something people are like oh the sound of screwdrivers and this opening of a 2 600 and then all sudden and they're like oh shit you know what i mean that's what i'd be worried about that's the that's the that's the that's the that's the that's the risk you take man okay yeah well wind to your back sir wind to your back right right

so I'll just be sure to squeeze all the farts up before. Yeah, if you could, that'd be great on our, for us, do it for us. Well, I'm glad you're here because we're going to get to play a game. Brian Dibbittier has a stack of rules and ideas and questions and things, and he's going to explain it to us. So many things. I have everything for you guys. Welcome to the morning half asses, a trivia game where I'm actually going to be giving the two of you the answers. What? Yeah, I'm generous like that.

I'm going to give Scott and Brian a category and six possible answers, three of which are correct in three like ruining the movie experience for other people is incorrect nice depending on how confident you feel the category can provide one two or three guesses but if any of those guesses are wrong you get zero points for that round get one right gets you a point two right gets you through two uh three points let's try that again one right gets you a point two right gets you three points three right gets you five points total uh let's see we're gonna add up all the points or award prizes to the people you're playing for proxy you're adding the points are you adding the points i sure i sure hope not. I sure hope there's an app that does it

for me. No, I think my headphones are starting to run low on battery power because I'm getting no, do, do, do, beep. Oh, that's so annoying. So I'm like trying to figure out, okay, what do I do? You know, what's my solution here? You have like a long

USBC cable or something that you can just get in there. I'll find one. Are you wired, Scott, because I'm always wired. I'm not brave enough to unwire it. I'm only wired, well, 5.5. find the right headset. I could go wireless, but I've never found one I love, so I always go with this.

And all the one, Brontock, blind's wearing, he's always braven about it. I love this one, yeah. Just, I guess I got to check it a little more often. And the fact that you're so hairless, like, around your ears and stuff, it's like, I bet it makes, like, sucks it. Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah. I need to cut. It is. It's a perfect, yeah, yeah. It makes

a little sound when you pull it up. I love it. A little suction. Scott, you're going to be playing for Kristen Cantrell. Oh, I loved her in, uh, Manikin one and two. She was great. You saw two? I did it.

It was terrible. Brian, you're going to be playing for Tweep. Oh, Tweet. Oh, Tweet. So love me some Tweep. Talk to Tweet last night. Tweeps's awesome. Tweeps one of our faves.

He's a good dude. Yes, for sure. All right, let's get into the game here. You guys are probably both already logged in. You are. Let me refresh. Oh, my. Because I need to do that.

What is going on? There is. What is going on? It's matter with you. I hope you see it. I don't know. I just like freaking out. Settle down.

Oh, my God. All right, let's softball you for the beginning for the first one here, shall we? Other characters. I don't like that term. voiced by John DiMaggio Bender on Futurama. So other voices that he does. Your choices are Zapp Branigan, Marcus Phoenix, Tony the Tiger, Manly Dan, Jake the dog, and Stimpy. Well, I know these.

You look at me. I know things. I think I know three. You know three? Yeah, because there was this stint. Hold on, let me just think. I know that one's not true. I know that one's wrong.

I don't know what that one even is, though. I don't either. I don't know what that one is. I don't know what the hell is. I know everything but one of those. Yeah. And now I'm nervous. All right, I'm locking in.

I'm doing it. All right. Locking in. You guys are both locked in. the easy one, right? Jake the dog on Adventure Time. We all know that. We all know that one.

Yep, absolutely Jake the dog on Adventure Time. Scott, you also went with Marcus Phoenix. That's right. Good job. Get over here. What's that from? That's from Games or, sorry, Gears of War. And Marcus Phoenix is always yelling, come on!

He's always yelling that. Yep, that's exactly right. And that is John DiMaggio. You guys both locked in on. Tony the Tiger. Now, the original Tony the Tiger, of course, is Thorel Ravencroft, right? Who did, uh, you're a mean one, Mr. Grinchie.

Yeah. And, uh, sorry. That is not, uh, manly Dan, the one. I could have swore he did a Tony the Tiger. I know you both could have. Maybe he just did one once. Maybe. Maybe he just did one.

Manly Dan from, uh, Gravity Falls. Oh, Gravity Falls. You know what now. I knew the karma, the karma was going to get me because I still haven't seen Gravity Falls. And Carter's writing me nearly daily about seeing that thing. And they're watching it again. And I'm like, oh, I should really watch that. And then today, bit me right in the ass.

Yeah, a stigma in the chat room, it looks like. Oh, nice. Very good, a stigma. All right, well, so much for your softball. Now we get to the hard liquor. Let's get to question number two. I don't understand your terms. I don't know how you're getting there, but I'm going to take the ride.

I'm going to take the ride. All directions, didn't they? Let's get to Models of Toyota. Which of these are actual models of Toyota? Your choices are Prius, Rucky, Picnic, Partner Domani, and Noah. Well, I see what we've done here. We've picked one obvious one and then the rest. Did you say Rocky or Rucky?

Rucky. Interesting. Yes. Oh my lord. Prius Ruckie, picnic, partner, Damani, and Noah. I'm locking in with him too. Dmani's great water. Yeah, DeMont, well, I think it all comes out of a tap, if I'm honest, but whatever.

It's that one for you, let's make a Desani thing. No, I know. By the way, Desani water in Vegas, if you go to the win and you're at a concert, do not expect to pay less than $15 because that's what it cost. And it was eight ounces. It was so dumb. Insane. That's absolutely insane price.

So dumb. All right, Prius, easy one, right? Prius, 1997 until now, until current is the Toyota Prius. Very good. Brian, you just locked in on that one. You played it safe. That was all I knew. Yeah.

Scott, you decided to go bold and go picnic. Just seems like something like an executive over there or go. The Toyota Pic-Bericans love a Picnic. That's terrible. But you know what I mean? And make, and bad impressions of Japanese. I'm glad you didn't do that with Rucky. No.

The picnic is a vehicle from 19, it's been a vehicle from 1996 to 2009. Oh, my Lord. And it was made by Toyota very good. You got three points. Well done. The other one is the Noah. How big is the Noah? Is it huge?

It's like, carries all that animals and stuff? Does you have like one of those breathers so that you can drive? through like the uh it only yeah you only seats are in pairs uh the toyona noa has been around since 2001 still a current model that they made well i didn't know of that is uh asian countries is the toyota no okay so yeah and i think the picnic i don't think the picnic came here either right no no the picnic um let's see we only use carmaker uh japanese is the picnic okay it's Oh, you know, the one that did the jumping in the air thing? Was that their...

Yes, their little gimmick. Jumping in the air? Yeah. Toyota. Oh, what a feeling to drive. Toyota. And they jump at the end and then... Yeah.

But the best version is the one that William Hickey talks about on his... In that movie. You asked for it. You got it. Toyo. Yeah. All right. I like where this is going.

Three to one. This is a good... This is a good start for you. Good job, Scott. Uh, let's see here. Oh, okay. I got a re-re-refresh because I did you in your pick-a-nick-a-nick-a-nick-a-basket. That's right.

Oh, no, did it re-put points? Oh, it reset. Who did the points? Sorry, dude. Oh, well. You know what? Oh, no, it kept your points. Okay.

Kept your points. Daggummit. Oh, it doesn't let's say on my end. No. I know. We'll see. Well, we know it's three to one right now. You can start back over and we'll just like the same things again.

I mean, I'm serious. I wouldn't be a, yeah, we can just select everything again if you want. I don't know if it'll let you. I guess I could do reset game. Let's see what happens. Because I remember Scott, you had three. I remember Brian, you had one. Easy.

We did. We do have the current score. We can always add whatever you might get from question number three. I like it. I like where your head, though. This is good. I trust Brian. Movies.

RASI, worst picture winners. Which of these movies won the Razzie for worst picture? Your choices are, Star Trek 5, the Final Frontier, Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn. part two. The Postman, White Chicks, Glitter, which I apparently wrote as Gitter and Good. Getter. Oh,

man. You got a Gitter. This is hard. These are all bad. Yes. Oh, how dare you? The problem is how dare you talk about Star Trek 5 like that? Dude, Star Trek 5 is a big hot piece of shit.

That is a wild. That is. Strong. opinion. Look, Shatner trying to direct, maybe it was a bad idea. That's all I'm saying. Let that man cook. I'm going to say I don't really know.

I should be safe here. Brian has to go all in. Shoot, he thought about it. I'm doing one. I mean, he could go for two and, yeah, okay. Oh, I could go for two. Come on. Why would you say that? Well, you do whatever you want.

You do whatever you want, but still. I win it and went all in. You kind of did. All right, let's go with some of your choices here before we get to the obvious one. You said, Star Trek 5, the Final Frontier, after much hemming and hawing. Star Trek 5, the Final Frontier, did win the Worst Picture Award from Razzie. It deserved it. It's bad.

You also chose Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2. Terrible movie. That also won the worst picture. your award from the Razzies. Well done. So right now, now let's get to the obvious one, Gitter. Gotta be Gitter. Gitter. It's got to be on there. If not. I'm sorry. A film. Gitter, or glitter, as it really should be, lost to Freddie got fingered in 2001. The Postman. Now, I would like to register a complaint. Yeah, me too, because Gitter's not even real. I think I know. Well, here's the thing. I should get a. The postman is long

And it is a little It's got issues It's not perfect But I personally Really like the postman They're insane That's insane That shouldn't have won

That's lame I don't even know what glitter is I know what it is But I never saw it White chicks is whatever I don't know White chicks lost So white chicks lost to Catwoman

In 2004 So Catwoman got the Razzie And uh deserved it deserved that year Yeah and beat white chicks Freddie got fingered One in 2001 Which beat out glitter

and Leonard Part 6 in 1987 beat out Tough Guys Don't Dance Which I don't even remember as a thing Don't remember that at all The only one I know is I've moved Catwoman His Catwoman

Terrible terrible movie All right well that You know what that means done away Do you notice how the score hasn't changed I mean wait wait I see it I think it's a tie Oh do you Do you now because a Gitter

Is that why Because it says zero zero on the points I mean It's a tie because it says zero zero But unfortunately, thanks to my memory like a steel trap, I remember Scott had three points and you had one, which means congratulations going out to Kristen Contrell. Cantrell, you are getting a copy of The Hive and Mutazion, Mutazione. That's a good game. Mutazioni.

You're getting both of those courtesy of King Kim Zabi on Steam. But don't worry, Tweep. You're getting a copy. It feels like it's part of your name. 2D and top-D. Also, I don't know what that is. I'm down, too.

I think that sounds like fun. Congratulations. Congratulations to both of you. You've been winners in our hearts since the minute we started this. Done away, you as well. Listen, today. No, tomorrow. Sorry.

No, Wednesday. Wait, what day is it today? Today is Monday. Sorry, Wednesday. Today, tomorrow, Wednesday. My brain's all left up. I'll tell you all later why. I think it's the journal.

The Germans are at fault. I'll explain. I mean, they started two world wars, what do you expect? You know, they're going to do, they're going to do other shenanigans. Anyway, Wednesday, we are talking about Starcraft, the most important, possibly most influential RTS of all time. Now, you can argue Command to Conquer or Warcraft or any of these others, Dune, Part 2, all that stuff. You may say all those are it, but I would argue Starcraft is where it's at, that and brood war. And we're going to talk about all of that.

I can't wait. I loaded up my 86 box so I could have Windows 95 OSR. I load it up. Yep. You're a nerd. I loaded up my StarCraft. I'm just going to play that shit on Battlenet. So I'll be doing it that way.

Yeah, you take it the easy way. Sure. Yeah, I'll go the easy way. But I do love some Starcraft. It's crazy to think about how old it is now. Thinking about in 1998, massive year for games in general. Still has an impact now. and I wish Blizzard would freaking give it some love

because they ain't doing shit with it. Anyway, we'll talk about it. That's happening Wednesday, and we'll talk to Dunaway again on Wednesday when we have him back for Ted Pooley feud. Between now and then, here's what I hope for you. Oh, thanks, guy.

Okay. Nope. Making sure you to mess me up this time and I hang up on Stephen instead or whatever. Yeah. Like that one time. Speaking of which, let us go forth, never back.

Always forward and bring him. in here if I can find his starter. And now welcome Stephen to the show. He's a huge freaking nerd. Dollar, Dalla bills, y'all. He is indeed a huge freaking nerd, but we love him for that. It's Stephen Schleiker, aka the owner, runner, and purveyor of all things, major spoilers.com.

Hello, Stephen. Hello, Scott. Hello, Brian. How is everyone today? Good. Happy 1st of December. Happy 1st of December to YouTube, Brian. December Fool's Day is what Hammond called it.

Oh, is that what he called it? That was the thing. I didn't either. Is that a real thing? No, I don't think it is. I don't want to know one of those. The first of every month is a fool's day, and it's not how it works. I don't think that's how it works.

Yeah. Never change, Hammond. Real quick, 28 degrees here in Salt Lake City. Let's do a quick round here. How cold is it in Denver right now? Oh, 27. You know, when I looked this morning, it was 12, and I still can't park in the garage because of the springs. Today, fixing them today.

All right. Hopefully I'll be here tomorrow to tell the tale. Yeah. And then now in Hayes, Kansas, what are we looking at? 21 degrees, and we got our first snow of the season. Yeah, we did two yesterday. It didn't stick, though. I kind of just hung around and fell, but then went away. If it snowed right now, we would absolutely have it. It would stick at these temperatures.

Yeah, for sure. It's not happening yet. Well, all right. I actually went out to my car to go get coffee this morning from Panera. I'm like, I don't want to scrape the window. turned off the car, went back inside, and made coffee. That's how much I hate the cold right now. It's like, I don't even want to do it.

I'm going to bother it. I just picture you like Lunder, what's his name Lunderguard out there after the bad meeting. The ice scraper just per, er, er, and ends up chucking it. It's so good. It's funny that you say, what's his name Lendergarde? Because, you know, we just heard a great game that Brian always puts together. And I love it. But Brian never gets to play in any trivia games.

Well, I do. You apparently don't hear the trouncing that is the TV's Travis game. Yeah, he works us pretty hard on that one. Okay, well, it's an early Christmas present to Brian. I've got a movie game where, as Scott just pointed out, oftentimes we forget the actor's names, but we remember other roles that they have played. I love that kind of thinking. Big fan.

It's not like, unlike what we do with William Houtkins. We will always remember William Houtkins as William Houtkins. Oh, yeah, I'll never call him anything but William Houtkins. No. Right, exactly. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah.

So I call this game six degrees of Chip Diller. Of course, Chip Diller. There's your intro. Sorry. Kevin Bacon played Chip Diller in Animal House. So the way this is going to go, I'm going to give you kind of the premise of a movie, but I'm going to substitute the actor's names with roles that they had in other movies. Okay.

Okay. And you guys can just... Not necessarily just Marvel Universe. This could be across the... Yeah, it is across the board on these. But I did try to keep them somewhat comic bookie specific. So, for example, here's a test. And you guys can just ring in with your names or shout it out or whatever.

So for example, Batman and Green Goblin go insane together. Well, you gave us this example before and that's the lighthouse. The lighthouse, right. 2019 is the lighthouse from Robert Eggers. So that's kind of how the game is going to go. and I've got a whole bunch but we can go to 10 or whenever you guys get bored So question two probably

Oh no I love these I'm going to have a great time Even if I lose I'm going to have a great time with this Okay all right so if you guys are ready to go Let's do it. We're ready to begin with first question 007 spars with the second evil X

at an awkward family gathering Second evil accident Oh uh Knives out Scott yep correct Oh very good yeah Chris Evans is the second evil X, right? And Daniel Craig is 007. There you are.

Someone keeps... Going through all of the different bonds, like, all right, let's see. Crossovers between Pierce Brosnan and... Yeah. All right, here's question number two. Kylo Ren and Black Widow try to keep a lie from coming apart. Try to keep a lie from coming apart. Oh, uh, divorce.

It's a marriage story. Oh, that shit. Marriage story, correct? I thought it was called divorce. Adam Driver and Scarlett Johansson on that All right One to one

One to one Question number three Batman and Iron Man Batman and Iron Man Stumble into a Tinsletown Who done it Oh Scott

Zip A LA Confidential That's not it No incorrect You're close Maholand

Maholan No that wasn't Didn't have Ironman did it Mulholland Drive. I'm going to say Mulholland Drive, but I don't think that had... Or Malholland Falls,

as I guess is the L.A. crime one. Yeah, no, incorrect. I'm looking for kiss, kiss, bang, bang. Oh, I still saw that. Kilmer Batman. Yeah, the Kilmer part threw me. That movie's good. Yeah, it is very good.

Yeah. Here's our fourth question, still tied at 1-1. Iron Man, the Hulk, and Mysterio tracked down a serial color... Zodiac! Zodiac! Zodiac! Very good. Very good, yeah. The best part is

the Zodiac Killer just might be Roger Rabbit. Played by Max Fleischer. That's funny. I didn't remember that. That's wild. That movie's really good. This one's pretty easy, I think. Hold on. Hold on. My headset just went out. Oh, right. We're going to walk Brian scramble for a cable.

Yeah, this is where I take over and win. We'll take a small break while Brian grabs a USBC. See, now if you're going to have a headless wired, or sorry, a wireless headset, you've got to have a cable handy. You have to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm always worried about latency.

Yeah, me too. It's always my problem. Yeah. I don't want, well, I already have enough with other aspects of the process. So me adding additional latency to my process is a nightmare. So if I was using a wireless right now, I would even get, because these, we'll talk about this fun tech talk before he gets back. This, what do you call it? This mixer of mine, the, what is the freaking name of the damn thing?

Roguecaster. Yeah. for voice monitoring already kind of has latency. So adding it to that would be I don't think I can do it. Oh, Brian, here's us on speaker. I think. I hear you on speaker and now I hear you on this old blast from the past these red headphones. Nice. Look at you. Where's the Spider-Man hanging there? He's missing. He's hanging

here now. Oh, there he is, right. He's been on my microphone ever since I switched. That's right. I think that's why AI has hard time their microphones. It's like, oh, we got to get a Spider-Man out of there. and then it F's up completely. Okay, sorry, we're back. How many questions did I miss during that one? No, we didn't do it. You got to get the next 12 right in order to catch that.

Sounds about right. Score is after Zodiac score is currently Me, 2, Brian 1, yep. Yep, here we go with the next question. Wolverine and Batman escalate a rivalry of disappearing acts. The prestige. Shit. Very correct, Brian. One of my favorites.

It wouldn't come out of my mouth. I almost said the illusionist. And Black Widow, I think, too. Yeah, Black Widow's in that as well. Alfred, there's a whole MCODC crossover in that. Yep, yep. David Bowie as Nicola Tesla,

amazing. It's a fantastic movie. Such a great role for him, too. Two to two. Star Lord and Mystique wake up way too early on a long trip. What was that thing called? Passengers.

Oh, shit. Brian. Oh, dang it. I knew that one. Doesn't count as a bus in, right? No, it doesn't. Michael Sheen in that. He's great.

Yeah. Oh, he's great. Just talked about him the other day. Next question. Harley Quinn and Bucky Barnes skate toward infamy. Oh.

What is? I'm doing it like Jeopardy. I, Tanya. Correct. Yes, of course. Yeah. Great movie.

Tied up three three. He was Galilee, wasn't he? Yeah. Yeah, and he, in that movie. Oh, no. Glew was that other guy, the Pruitt, Taylor, Vince, or,

or. Something like that. It's like a three-name guy. Yeah, yeah. That movie's awesome. If you haven't seen it, Tonya, freaking go. Allison Janie is so good in that. Oh, she's really good.

Yeah, all right. All right. Next question. An NPC turned hero and Gamora try to fix time and family. Oh, do Wolverine, Deadpool and Wolverine? No, incorrect. Shit. And Gamora.

Avatar? No, incorrect. Oh, no. Yes, it would be. So the NPC turned hero. hero that's a free guy that's Ryan Reynolds yeah so Ryan Reynolds and Zoe Zaldana starred in the movie the Adam Project uh from Sean Levy in 2022 it's a time travel story never saw Ryan Reynolds meets his his past self that's right I forgot that movie existed okay tied up

three three oh this might go down to the wire yeah uh let's see um let us do this one okay The Human Torch and Coraline hunt for a secret super serum. Coraline. What is? I keep going to do it that way. Push? Correct. Oh, yeah.

The greatest X-Men movie ever made. Very good. I like that movie a lot. I didn't know about the Coraline connection, but the Chris Evans one. Dakota Fanning does the voice of Coraline. And Chris Evans is the Human Torch. All right. Yeah, one of them.

Let's see. Yeah. One of many. Yes. Spider-Man and the, or I'm sorry, not Spider-Man. Superman and the Lone Ranger trade quips in a 60s spy caper. Oh, yeah, that is. Oh.

It's 60s spy caper. Uh, I mean, it doesn't take place in the 60s, but... No. The shadow. No, incorrect. Okay. damn it

I'm going to squander my lead I can't think of it I'm trying to think of the man from uncle Army Hammer as the lone Ranger I knew it was Army Hammer I couldn't think of the thing and Superman we're talking about Henry Cavill right

never saw that movie but I knew they were didn't either yeah all right all right we've got one more and then a potential tiebreaker. Green Goblin and the Grandmaster Hunt a shark. Oh. It is the oldest movie on this list.

Do one give us the thing again? Green Goblin and the Grandmaster hunt a shark. I'm trying to think of a film with that guy where he's after a shark. I think of one where he's after dinosaurs, but not after a shark. Is that the Meg? No, incorrect. Okay.

Uh, is it, is it, after a shark? There's like, somebody in the chat just nailed it. Oh, I'm not looking at them. Let's say, uh, Chaws 3D. I don't know. No, incorrect. It is the Life Aquatic with Steve. Oh, shit.

Oh, of course. She's Louise. Duh. And I'll just give you guys the tiebreaker. Scott is the winner here, but the tiebreaker question is Thanos works to keep his stars out of the spotlight as Gambit, Hand Solo, and the Plague cause mischief in Hollywood. Wait, what? Thanos works to keep his stars out of the spotlight as Gambit, Hand Solo, and the Plague cause mischief in Hollywood. Oh.

Wow. I can't I know almost all the actors you're talking about maybe with the exception of the plague but I am not coming up with what that So Josh Brolin Johnning Tatum Channing Tatum

What was the other one you said Han Solo So that's the Engor Elgort Elgore Bignornaert That guy And then the plague is Fisher Stevens Fisher Stevens

Oh I'm completely blocked on this What'd they all do together? A lot of people in the chat got it. It's the Cohen Brothers 2016 Hail Caesar. Shit! Which I've never seen because I've heard that it's so bad. Wow. It's all right.

It's not horrible, but it's good. It's better than, what's the one they did that no one likes the Tom Hanks one? Bonfire of the vanities? No. No, Cohen Brothers. It's, oh, Cohen Brothers with Tom Hanks. Oh, yes. It was the, right, where he's the, he looks like Colonel Sanders.

breaking into a lady's basement. Oh, the, not the gentleman, but it's something like that. And it's based on some old movie. It's like a remakey thing. Yeah, yeah. And Tom Hanks is like good in it.

The lady killers. Lady killers. Yeah. Piece of shit that is. And I love the Cohen brothers. I was hoping for like the Martian or American hustle where you got Lois Lane and Batman and. Well,

I also had Mary Poppins and the Punisher wage a border war. Hold on. The Punisher. Mary Poppins and the Punisher. Oh, oh, oh, oh, uh, uh, Sicario. Correct. Oh, I'm slowly to see Sicario. Sicario's so good.

Yeah. And not, you could, you could also throw in the, uh, that's a great game. That's a blast. Who's the guy, the collector in, uh, Benicio del Toro? Yeah, you could have used him too, yeah. Any of those guys. That was fun. I actually really like that.

It also feels good to, uh, win once in a while. So I've got, what are you talking about? Once in a while. I still, it still, it still feels odd. to me that I'm winning anything. I'll be honest. I'm not... Well, let's hope that your month is full of winning. Yeah, I hope so too. It just feels weird. That's right. Oh, yeah. We've got

you get the Silver Surfer and... Thanos again. The Sorcerer Supreme and Thanos. Who else? There's somebody else in that. Benedict Wong. Yeah, that's a good one. Who's the guy? Oh, that's, and that's your Han Solo again. He's in there.

Is Eligort in that one, too? Benel Gortmortmort. He's in it. Benel Gortmortmort. He's in there doing good work. Who's going to get the title first of Benel Gortmore? It's a race. He's the cop who seems nice at first but kind of falls apart as time goes on. It's really good in there.

Yeah. I've decided I'm going to make Tina watch weapons because I think she'll like it. I think it's not the type of horror movie that freaks her out. I mean, it does get a little gory at the very end. The fork situation is tough to watch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But at the very, very end, where the spell is broken is. Yes.

And kind of what happens in that kitchen, it's not shown. Yeah. But it's so weirdly filmed, it's got a slow burn creep factor, too. I love that movie. It was not a turnoff for me. So if people want to see weapons, that's really. Yeah, weapons is great. Bring her back.

Maybe don't bring her your sensitive ones. Okay, everybody. There you go. Stephen, that was a blast. That was super cool. Plus, you know, it's December, which means no real comic book news. It's like at all, that industry kind of shuts down a little bit, like a lot of them do, right? Yeah.

They take their time off and, you know, they go to Jim Lee's house and have turrets. or whatever they do. We wish we could have you for turkey, but instead, tell us what's going on at major spoilers.com so we can send people there. Well, as you mentioned, there's not a lot going on, but we still have the major spoilers podcast. This week, we are taking a look at the Harvey Award winning, Beneath the Trees where Nobody Sees. It is a serial killer comic book, and it's surprisingly good. It's got to be. It's won a Harvey Award.

Sounds great. That is what we're doing this week. Give me that name more time? What was it? It's beneath the trees where no. Nobody sees. It's a Dr. Seuss. Kind of.

I mean, not quite, but very close. Oh, really? Okay. Yeah, I mean, it's all anthropomorphic animals. Oh, interesting. I have written that down. That sounds like my jam. I'll read that.

Beneath the trees when nobody sees. Here we find a lemon rind. Piece of mind. And hey, listen, even though it is cold outside, even though Brian didn't want to go get coffee, I still want you guys to stay hydrated. Thanks, ma'am. We appreciate us.

Let's do that. will for you for yeah we will i got a whole thing of water right here no convenient way to fill it up also mine is a stick around i did not put here that says eat more kimchi i don't think i put oh look at that yeah i wonder if carter put that on there for you just a good reminder i got a big stinky tub of it upstairs so it's uh it's a thing we all should do that's right more kimchi in your lives helps your guts speaking of which yeah i go to this german restaurant last night with some friends Riley and

Lauren friends of ours who we went to the Dead Mask concert in June in Vegas and that's where we were like oh my gosh we saw you in June like it was crazy. It felt like no time had passed but anyway we're at this German place now this place is authentic German food like

the brats are not normal US brats the the taters and the braw the hammered out a veal cutlet deep fried what is that called that is schnitzel schnitzel they had multiple schnitzel types pork they had some other kind almost got one of those instead i got the brought combo thing and huge portions oh tell me it comes with that purple

pickled cabbage oh hell yeah i freaking love that stuff yep yep and they had this weird mustard sauce that was that was pretty good kim got this mushroomy beefy thing and she saved all the fat bits for me. We're like the opposite of Jack Spratt and his wife. We're like flipped. She will eat no fat. I will eat lean and fat. But anyway, it was great.

We had great conversation. Great mood, ambiance. The place smells like it's supposed to. It feels like you're somewhere in the European Alps somewhere. It's cold out. Like perfect little night. Yeah. But I have this question.

A, how do Germans say so thin? Because that food, dude. My gosh. Yeah. It's tons, and it's really fattening and bready. Yeah, rich. Yeah. They had this bread called dumpling bread that I'd never heard of before.

Brian, I don't even know how to describe this bread. It was unbelievable. Just a spongy, but not like a twinkie. It was like a... I don't know how to describe it. But it was twinkie-level fluffy, spongy. Yeah, and very, like, maybe it had been steamed or some process, some German thing. It made me want a German grandmother.

whole experience. It was so good. The food was wonderful. So we're having a great time there, eating, talking. And then I make a bunch of bad jokes in there about, of course. Be careful of the Germans. They've started two World War. Don't mention the Germans. Yeah, it's kind of like that. Kim's like kicking my leg and stuff. I paid for that in my little because I'm just goofing around, but you know, yeah, yeah, borderline offensive or whatever. And sure. I had all night tickets to the heartburn conference. concert.com. Oh, no. It was so bad. In fact, about midnight, like about midnight or one, I thought, you know what? Maybe I just force break my freaking barf record and just get this out of me.

Just to get it out of your system. Yeah. But then I went, that was $25 that play you bought last night. You don't want to just barf up your money like that. You're not getting paid back for that. So then. Really? So I didn't do it. No, wait. Seriously. That went through your head. It played a small role, a small role in it. Because it wasn't like, now, if it was like food poisoning or something, I'd be like, get it out of me. Right. But you feel like, you feel like all of a sudden you've wasted that money if you throw up the food you ate? Yeah, because, just because it's not sitting right in my gentle constitution. So I, uh, so that did pass through my mind. But I, at some point, I'm still like, I'll get rid of this if I have to. I feel like garbage. Yeah.

I got up, walked around for a while, uh, took a tums. I was fine after that. But I don't know how they sleep with that level of heartburn and I don't know how they stayed so thin and skinny. They also, you know, don't probably don't eat as much as they serve, right? Like, you know, what they serve is a, oh, good point. Yeah, it's a big old thing to customers, but like, oh, no, we, we don't eat like this. What are you kidding me? We're not monsters. Yeah, like most Europeans, they just, they're normal about it.

And they, you know, Patrick used to get so annoyed with us in Anaheim when we would ask for a box for anything. Yeah. That is like so uncool in France. You do that shit there and you're just frowned upon. Everyone thinks you're a loser. Why would you ever ask to take anything home? I don't know why it was such a sore spot for him, but he went off about it. He's like, I hate this about Americans.

That sounds like, but you know, you're served all this food. I would think that it'd be like, you know, that's a really good thing you do where you don't waste it. You take it back and, you know, and eat it later on. You'd think. You'd think it'd be like a more conservative, conservation-minded way of eating. his more complaints should be that the restaurant gives you that much food more than the I'm taking this much home with me yeah I think that was his beef he also he also loved nachos and would eat giant plates of them so he seemed to be opposite of his own advice

and then give you the biggest plate you can of nachos yep and that was the year Patrick broke a tooth and had to go to a U.S. dentist to have it fixed oh right right so I went to uh I took so crazy neighbor is helping me with the the garage door springs later. And so as a, as a thank you, maybe I should do it afterwards, but I decided to take him out for sushi. There's a sushi place in Arvada that isn't all you can eat place, but here's the cool thing. They don't force you to get nagiri. So you don't have to get a piece of fish with rice. You could just get the sashimi, which is just the fish itself. And it's like, oh, not load up on rice all night. Yeah, that's a great idea. So we went there and 30, 38 bucks per

person on weekends during the week it's like 24 for all you can eat which is amazing it's not bad and it's all really good stuff um we found something on the menu i'm putting something in our discord that you can share oh good see what we got here and you know it's there it's the chef's temporal roll list and your colorado roll is spicy coni avocado cream cheese deep fried top with eel sauce lexington roll is cream cheese crawfish um you get down to number five there It's called sushi pizza. Oh, okay. Here's the description.

Pringles, period. Topped with spicy tuna, guacamole, green onion, masago, spicy meo, spicy mayo, eel sauce. So the pringles make a crust kind of? Is that the idea? It served. It's four, exactly. It is four pringles each topped with tuna, guacamole, green onion, masago, spicy, mayo, and eel sauce.

And it just reading that cracked me up because, you know, like, I want to Should we get something else? Let's get another roll. All right. How about sushi pizza? And I just read the first part, Pringles. Yeah. They probably like it because they're like perfect little carriages, you know? They're all the same shape and they're all the same shape. And they're curved.

If you get the, you know, if you have it in the right orientation, they're like a little scoop for your food. Yeah. But you got to be careful and you lift it up because if you grab it, if you don't grab enough of the Pringle, as we found, if you grab it right by the edge, the weight of all that stuff. we'll break it right off into your lap yeah has no tensile strength in the length of the thing you have to give it you got to grab it underneath or something you have to grab it underneath exactly put a finger underneath yeah that's wild so uh sushi pizza we uh we piged out we he earned his uh his thank you for uh helping with the springs yeah a little pre thank you better better live up to it today you know exactly yes uh we got a quick email text actually from carrie allen not karen allen the actress

but Carrie Allen. Carrie Allen says, Happy Holidays, long time listener, no time caller. Been listening since day one and a patron.

What was the game that you and Brian spoke about recently? Was it code words? Was it code works? I'm looking for a board game for my daughter and her husband for Christmas

thanks in advance. It was indeed code words. It was code words. Yeah. Really good family game. You got the family coming over and it's great. We were going to play Dixet.

I'm really bummed. Same. We just went right into conversation mode, and I didn't feel like saying, hey, well, let's stop talking about stuff and let's play a board game. Yeah, I completely same. We had it unpackaged, ready to go. We were going to play this thing. I read the instructions. I was ready to explain how scoring worked everybody and how simple it was. So Christmas will be over at Tina's mom's house and the kids will be over the older kids and the younger kids. And so it's going to be a fun one for that. Oh, super fun. Yeah,

heck yeah christmas you can play three to eight people so yeah plenty of folks can join in plenty plenty uh thank you for that message we appreciate it quick note that we'll be a mashup in today's post show it is called it's classic called the accent specials from 2022 nice or special i don't know i wrote specials just special um syri next points yes it's not code words or code works it's code names oh shit what's wrong with us code names. I have five copies of it in this house. Why did I say code words? What's funny is when you said it's code words. I was like, yep, sure is. Makes sense to me. Yep. Yeah. We definitely haven't seen a movie we hadn't seen. I can't remember it. Oh, limitless. Limitless. We sure haven't seen that. Totally limitless. Yeah. Yeah. Code names. Sorry. Code names. If Carrie Allen hasn't checked out

yet, that is the correct answer. We probably already have emails on their way, if I had to guess. There's a well actually, somebody's already written. Oh, yeah. Pretty much a guarantee. Unwrite your well actually, okay? Yeah, put it in your pants. Keep it to yourself. Wait a minute.

Anyway, hey, that's it for us. Thanks for being here. Frogpants.com slash TMS. Got a full week of shows for you this week. In fact, there was a chance I had a doctor's office follow-up tomorrow that was going to interfere for the show, but I found out if I don't go to this and instead make it my yearly in January,

I save money on the insurance change by a significant amount. And I went, well, I'm not going in there then. I don't need to go today. Yeah. So this week. So I called them and said, I'm not coming in. And they said, no problem. We'll see in January.

Everything's done. Exactly. Like, you know, why pay for an extra appointment that you don't need to go to and just go two or three weeks later? Yeah. And if I get the gout between now and then, what are you going to do? Or whatever it is I got coming to me, it's fine. Yeah.

Let's hope it's not gout. Well, I don't want gout. I have a friend with gout, and it's awful. I don't want that. I don't have anything. All I know is, I think I'm safe for a month. Oh, you have something. We just don't know what it is.

Well, yeah, that's true. Science may never know. They may never discover what's in me. I still get my colonoscopy going. Oh, yeah. You're doing it this month? You can do it in December? You're going to do it this month.

I'm going to figure out when it's going to be. Maybe it'll be a Christmas miracle. Warm and cozy. Getting your bum done. Yeah. Exactly. Brian, let's play a song to leave these people to their own devices here. What do we got?

I think that's a great idea. This one is going out to Bologna Ninja. So now it's at the end of the year. Now is when I catch up with all of the requests that came in that don't have a date on them. So, of course, if you have a date, your request with a date, get it to me. But I'm also going to be using filler for catch up. Interesting. NUMM.

It says the music algorithm has once again brought me to an amazing. cover. I don't remember if you're hearing it on TMS. It's amazing and unique. Don't want to say more. Sign Bologna Ninja. Yeah, this is good. This is a band called Kular. It might be a person. K-U-U-L-A-R. I love their faucets. And it's a cover of Lincoln Park's NUMM. And it is the, it is an incredibly unique version of the song. I won't say more. I'm going to let you all enjoy it. Here is NUM by Kular. I don't know Whee.

Oh. I don't be what you want to be what you want to be what you want me to be what you want me to be Don't be what you want me to be Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface Don't know what you're expected of me But under the pressure of walking in your shoes Every step that I take is another mistake to you We become so numb again till you'll better be done so tired, so much more away.

A becoming is all I want to do is be more than be and less like you. I become so numb again till you there become so tired so much more away a becoming as all I want to do is before life can be able and less And then there's my I don't be what you're going to want me to be what you want me to. Sorry, it's okay. You can go ahead and go... Oh, you stole a six-pack of two, Borg.

You're going to the pokey, mister. Oh, no, you're... Hoser, you're not going to have to... You're going to get your headlights fixed, eh? Let's play a game called Beer Hunter. All right, we're going to shake up a beer. Which one is it going to be? Oh, you, you hozer.

You picked the wrong one again, hoser. You think, man. Thanks there, buddy. Oh, good day. Welcome to the Royal Ontario Museum, eh? Yeah. Come on in. You got leeches?

We could totally use those, eh? Oh, here, hold my tuk. Let me count how many of these we got here, eh? Oh, you hoser, you brought in a lot, eh? Get it together. Hey, open the bay doors. We got to take a whiz, eh? Got to take a piss.

Got to take a whiz, eh? I drink too much else in our beer on the way up here, eh? It's too much tang. Oh, you hoser, you drink all the tang. Just pick a knot hole and shove your money in there, eh? It'll be safe. We'll put your name on it, eh? Yeah, don't worry about it.

This is the oak bag. Just carve your name. That'll be your pin. Just carve your name. into the area right above the knot hole and then put your money in there and then when you want your money you just come and get it eh yeah look out hey we're coming through eh get out the way hoser get out of the way hoser we're coming through hey oh look at this hey this is pretty cool oh i dropped it in the sink okay well anyway we don't want to really freak out or

nothing or interfere with your other shows so uh we don't want to bum me out right around Halloween sorry yeah sorry about that well it's all a boot anyway Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh you don't need that we're not about that all up here yeah sorry you took the bandwit to download that app see but we don't need it up here see sorry sorry sorry about that oh as you can imagine the highlight of this light show for any child would be Santa at the end you know there you go that's what it's all about to see Santa we were real sorry not to see him real sorry sorry sorry we had to go to mike hortons to calm our nerves mike hortons and you're right at the brass rail hey oh Didn't go through your head, though, eh? We've disproved something with physics, eh? Let's get a beer. We got a Kentucky Bill from Toronto, Canada, which makes no sense to me.

Kentucky Bill from Toronto, Canada. Yeah. Love it. Sorry, I'm Kentucky Bill, eh? Want to go to Tim Hortons for some coffee and some timbits? People say, hey, you really from Kentucky? No, sorry, it's just a joke name. Sorry.

I use it for Counterstrike. Yeah, I use it in Fortnite occasionally. That's it. I like to go out to Kentucky sometimes. Sorry, but, uh, there you. This show is part of the Frog Pants Network. Yes. Get more at frogpans.com.

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