The Morning Stream - TMS 2974: Deformed Ditto

Episode Date: March 9, 2026

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Happy Thanksgiving. The morning stream. Looks like we missed the party. Hello and welcome to TMS, everybody. This is the morning stream, and today's date is Monday, March 9th, 2026. I'm Scott Johnson. That's Brian Nibbitt. Good morning, Brian. That's right. It's Mario Day Eve, I think, is the way people celebrate. Oh, is that what we do with today?

Yeah, I think so. Mario Day Eve. Every year they come around and they give you a cool. coupons for stuff, but it's all stuff I don't care about. Like, give me some deep discounts on games, Nintendo. How about that? But they don't do that. They're like, oh, you want one of these here stickers?

Right, exactly. No, give me a discount on actual Mario games. Few I haven't bought yet, although I was really tempted to pick up, what should we call it, popcopia. Is that what it's called? Oh, Pokedopia. Pokedopia. Pocateopia, whatever.

Pocateopia, whatever. the Pokemon Animal Crossing. I am a nose hair away from buying that game. Yeah. People are raving about it. If I didn't have dispatch on the ready-to-play list, I've decided I'm just going right to it this week. And people are like, well, stream it.

It's like, oh, my God, what a hassle. I want to just play a game. Yeah, let us play video games, you guys. Can we just play them? Does it have to be on display all the time? I know. It's so tempting. It's like, you know, everything's content.

You have to build my brule. Yeah, you had to build your brand. Currently got a, let's see, well, I can't find the Metacritic score, but the IGN gave Pokemon Pocopio. I think you're right, it is Pocopia. There's no T in there. No, Pocopia.

Anyway, that thing is about as high as you get. They gave it a nine and raved about it. Really? Oh, man. Yeah. It's going to be the new, you know, a little new time sink. Big time. Very cozy.

Lots of, cozy shit. It's made by the same team that did that um, uh, oh, what was that called? Dragon Quest build one and two. Oh yeah. Which we're very, also very good. So I assume it'll be a very similar experience to that. But, um, it's also really twisted. The whole idea is the world's a, become a giant, uh, speaking of a Morton Joe, a giant mess and everyone's died. And

so what do you do? You're, uh, uh, uh, not a mimic. What is a ditto that's transformed into a huge. human. Yeah. You're a deformed ditto. Right. Yeah. And now it's just it's got a weird dystopian thing, but also uber cute and, you know,

all that. Yeah. I'm tempted. I think I may have to get it. Yeah. You know, there's, there are places I won't be able to sit and play dispatch. So maybe I pick it up to just for, you know, couch while Tina's watching Gray's Anatomy or some such. There you go. She's still watching that show? My wife does, too.

She's still into it? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what they're offering now. Are they offering a good quality hour of medical drama, or is it just as bad as I remember it being? I mean, everything kind of pales against the pit, doesn't it? I mean, is it, doesn't that kind of, it feels like that ruins me for any other medical shows. Yeah, yeah, it feels like, oh, what's a good example? Like the, like the wire did for cop shows. Oh, yeah, that's a good comparison right there, yeah.

Or the Sopranos did for, like, mob shows. Or mob shows. How do you even, how do you follow it? up on that, you know. Right. Right. Or who's going to make a new show about 1960s admin, you know? No one's going to do that. Nobody, nobody's going to do that. Yeah. We've already hit the high mark, man. Well, anyway, we're here. We hope you're all well. We got Stephen Schleiker coming up later. That'll be fun. I always look forward to his Mondays and a few other things going on. But today I would like to share something with you that I actually had for last Thursday. But we'll do it today. Okay. And it starts with this. Yesterday is history today. On March 5th,

So that's already in the past, but that's what day that would have been. Yesterday is history four days ago. That's right. Four days ago is history yesterday. No, there's something like that. I couldn't find an anime girl to say it quite the way we needed. Anyway, 1963 on March 5th, the hula hoop was patented by WAMO. But here's the part I didn't know, and this is the reason I put this in here.

Because who cares, dumb trivia about WAMO and the Hulu hoop? Sure. Oh, a company made a thing and it was successful. Wehoo. That's really not the point. Yeah, right. It wasn't invented by them. I didn't know this. So Hulu Hoops had existed. You saw the Hudsucker Proxy. You know it was Tim Robbins. Oh, that's right.

Tim Robbins did it. Right? You know, for kids. I love that movie. I do too. Aren't we supposed to not, though? Aren't we supposed to like think it's the lesser of all the Coen Brothers movies? No, I think we're supposed to think Hail Caesar is the lesser of all the Coen Brothers movies.

Yeah, it is kind of. The other one where it's a rom-com was in. very good either. What was that called? Duplicate discussion or some shit like that. Oh, the one with Clooney and Zeta Jones, right? Yeah. Yeah. Intolerable cruelty? That's it.

Nailed it. Dude, look at you. Right out of the head. Where's this when Travis is on? I don't know, man. That was awesome. Usually that stuff's, I'm usually pretty strong with those. Yeah. Although I never get the name. Especially such a dumb name. Like it's such a boring name. Yeah, I can't. Tolerable cruelty. How do you hire those guys to just do that sappy, shitty?

I don't know what happened there. Yeah. But anyway, the point is that movie's great, and you're right. I love Hudson Sucker proxy. I feel like there's, I have no complaints about Hudson Pruxie.

I love Jennifer Jason Lee's transatlantic accent. She nails it. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody's good. Tim Robbins is great. Dennyhee.

Is it a, no. No. You're thinking, the guy that's in all the other movies. Yes. Papapio Daniel.

Yes. That's his name. He runs off the desk and flies out in the, he's the one that jumps to the window, yes, and then flies down and yeah. Mr. Hudsonucker, basically. Exactly. All right. Anyway, anyway. That guy. We love that guy.

We love that guy. I think it was name though. Anyway, it wasn't invented by them. They existed for thousands of years across ancient Egypt, Greece, and Native American cultures. That's mind-blowing. I know. Waymo just like scooped in and said, hey, I'm going to take this thing.

We're going to take this and we're going to market it. We're going to make it a product. They sold 25 million of them in about four months. It's amazing. Imagine that in 63. I don't know what they charged. Now, you know, Wamo did invent putting a little bit of grid in there for the sound.

That was that. You know what the 90s kids love. They love that tube where you tip it and it goes, wow. Yeah. Yeah. Like it was a weird, like a weird, it's got a picture of a cow on it, but does not sound like a cow.

Nope. Oh, are you talking about the one? No, you're talking about the one that was that, yeah, like, like a barfing idiot. A little plastic tube. I'm thinking about those things that we had in the 70s that were like the size of a, of a squat can of olives. Yeah.

And they had holes in each side. And as you flipped it, it was like a weird cow sound. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Or it would be Mearer Like it would be a weird animal What's that called?

Yeah We could find it and play it There's got to be audio Of one of these things on the internet But I can't think of what it's called Like 70s Like how do you Google something like this? I don't even know

Seventy's toy Cow noise or something Cow sound yeah Yeah See what you find There it is found it Oh sweet First

I'm going to give you a Yeah stick that link in there This is a dumb All right, it's a dumb Facebook link, but you should still be able to play it audio-wise. All right, sweet. Here we go. Clicking it.

Clicking. Yep. Click it. Click it. Oh, yeah. Look at that. Somebody's got it. Yeah.

Yeah. Dude, I forgot that thing existed. Yeah. Holy shit. That's what looked like people. That's nightmare fuel those things, man. Oh, yeah. Look at it.

Like, it doesn't, it sounds like a man barfing. I don't like it. Yeah, I don't like it. What they need, somebody needs, I'm sure somebody's got a video of this, is how you, like what it looks like inside when you take that thing apart. What is it that makes that weird freaking sound? Yeah, and is it the same basis as what the 90s kids had with their tubes? Yeah, it could be.

I'm sure it is, right? Because it's like it's something going along a, probably a textured interior that's like. All I know for sure is this thing would not work in space. right? It needs gravity to function. It needs gravity. Absolutely needs gravity. Yeah. This needs gravity. Something mom spaghetti. Is that what that's called?

Is that what that's called? Is a moo maker? A moo maker? Yeah. Let's see if you can find the guts. Yeah, I'm looking. Moomaker, take apart. Yeah. Take apart. Moomaker. Moomaker.

Yes, I assemble. 1961. Let's see. Yeah. Here's a photo. You can put this on. Yeah, put that in there. Let's take a look. That's right there. Oh, look at that thing. Man, that's bringing back a memory.

Yeah. Look at that. All it did, it looks like it's got spices in there or something. It does, right? Yeah, exactly. You're supposed to tip it upside out. Yeah, nobody does. Moon noisemaker take apart.

Let's see. It is the air. Somebody in the comments put a stretch Armstrong, and it is that era. It is totally that era. Yeah. Oh, mistake. some of you alphas are not alphas no i cannot find no disassembled box mook can okay moobox is what somebody else calls it moobox

those voluptuous utters on that can yeah nobody nobody has a picture of how to take what's inside a moobox like what uh are you saying the internet finally failed in this one way the internet finally failed yeah because usually the internet's on it not to today. No. No. Maybe not ever.

The Moobox. This is the first time. Like, you'd come up with something and there's not a... That's a shame. A video of somebody taking it apart. Wow. All right. Well, we'll probably get emails.

That'll be fun. Yeah. If somebody has one of these... Yeah. You know, and wants to video them taking it apart. Please do. Biocast says, remember gas guzzlers? Nobody ever does.

Cars that ran on a few drops of water. I kind of remember that. They were a little tiny matchbook size. Oh, toy cars. Or matchbox size. Oh, Yeah. If I remember right. Yeah.

They were called gas guzzlers. I think so. It was right around the time that we were having like gas shortages. Yeah, it was like a little eyedropper. Probably some dumb potato thing in there, right? Like a potato battery. Yeah. Yeah, very well could be.

Yeah. Anyway, good stuff. We're going to have some good titles today. I can feel it already. I can feel it already. Yes, exactly. It's going to be great. Anyway, there's your little bit of history.

And then also, a quick note about Nerdtacular coming up in June. every time we do a nerdtacular, we always try to make sure that there are also available to those who can't come. Swag bag options. And so those are up now. I'm going to go ahead and show this. If you go to the Nurtacular page,

you will notice that there is a new little swag-only option. It will take you to the page. And while this is a placeholder for now, it will be this kind of bag. What we're printing, we're not sure yet. I had to go Photoshop that on there. Sure. The rest of this will describe everything

and tell you what's what. They ship right around the time of the event or just after. And you can get them now. So grab yours. If you can't come for some reason, and we will miss you terribly. Yeah, yeah. But we understand.

Maybe you're buying a house. Maybe you're in another country and you don't want to be detained and deported. Yeah, maybe you don't want that. Or maybe, just maybe, you think Scott Fletcher smells weird. We get it. Yeah, we get it.

Boy, it would be the first time that somebody said that. No, no, it won't be the last time. last either. But just kidding. Hey, we want you to come, but if you can't come. Sandlewood and fine cologne. That's right. That's right. It looks like we missed the party. That's what he sounds like. Anyway, it's very exciting and we'd love you to have the stuff that we're given out. So go grab that. It's obviously, you know, tickets or more, but the swag is less. So come grab it and be a part of it. That's frogpants.com. Just click that nerdtacular link. All right, Brian. What do we say about a little bit a game. I say it's time for a little bit of fun, a little bit of game time, game playing time.

I don't think it hurts anyone to have some fun once in a while. Oh, no. We could definitely use it. We're going to do that now. Uh, yes, that familiar tune means it's time for us to welcome Mr. Bri guy, aka Brian Donaway to the call. Hi, how are you? No, hi, Scott and Brian. Hey, man. What's going on? How's it going, dude? I was this, you know, it's one of those days where I'm just sitting around, just thinking about how appreciative I am of my family and friends and just, you know, just, just feeling, just feeling hashtag blessed. Oh, you got to do that sometimes. Blessed.

Blessed. Blessed. Yeah, I feel blessed. Blessed. Blessed. I don't like when people do the ED like that. Yeah. Unless it's their name like Brian Blessed.

Unless it's Brian Blessed. Yeah. But when they go, what's another one that's not just blessed? Thank you. Thank you for murdering. my feeling of goodness with your critical

no it's just ADHD I can't help it but there's some other use case where people say the ED like that well advanced we talk about this all the time Gameboy advanced advanced yeah but nobody says advanced no one says advanced no but they do is put the D at the end yeah they do those

oh yes yeah that's a whole different is that how you like it is that you like it of it yeah he likes it with the D boy advanced look what you guys did to me you corrupted me I'm up here like feeling good, you know, being at one with the world. And then we've taken you down a notch. We tear it apart.

Yeah. We pick at it until it's not fun anymore. That's what we do on this show. Yeah. I just, you know, we're just happy to have you here, dude. That's all there is to it. Always. Always.

So let's play this game. Brian, but you know the rules and the ways and the what-nots. And for some reason I got out of the game. I was in the game. Oh, no. Get back into the game. Let's get back into the game. I'm in the game.

Let's play the game. here's how you play it like the mic welcome you mean Nike welcome to the morning half asses a game we're actually going to be giving you the answers I'm going to give Scott and Brian a category and six possible answers three but you're correct and three like the pronunciation

of Nike is incorrect depending on how confident you feel with the category you can provide one two or three guesses but if those guesses are wrong you get zero points for that round get one right you get a point two right gets you three points that's a good sweet spot three right you're a mad man but you get five points for it

We're going to add up all the points after three rounds. You're going to win a prize for your contestant, but not really you. It's going to be these proxy people that I've pulled from members of the tadpool that aren't able to listen live. Scott is playing for Christopher Esco. Sweet. Love it. Don't know him. Just Cresco for short.

Brian, you're playing for James Goodrich. Oh, very good. Good rich. Yeah. Good and rich. Much of rich for short. I don't know. I just want to shorten everybody's name.

All right. Anyway, let's get to the game. What I brag. Good rich. Good, I know, right? You're good, Ed. James, good rich. Yeah.

Kind of uncommon, though. Most Uber rich people really annoy me and aren't very good. They're kind of buttholes. When my mom remarried, she, her last name became live and good. Oh, nice. Live and good. Live and good. It's all one word, right?

That's right. Live and good. Yes, L-I-V-E-N-G-O-D. I would love to know the origin of that. That is a crazy cool man. It's kind of the opposite of what Kid Rock was during the Super Bowl. dead and bad taped and bad

all right speaking of making names shorter let's go to your first one here Barbie what is what is Barbie's full name three parts of Barbie's full name your choices are Marie Fairchild Barbara

Barborella Millicent and Roberts three of those are parts of Barbie's full name oh my gosh so that's okay yeah I should know this because I watched that documentary.

And I don't remember because they said it on there. And the lady who came up with the doll, there was a whole thing. And now I've forgotten. Yeah, it was part of the toys that made us, right? Yeah, I think so. They did a whole thing or maybe a whole episode. I can't remember. Oh, yeah, there was a whole episode on Barbie.

Right, because that's how that show worked. Come on, Barbies. Come on. Come on, Barbie. Let's go party. Let's go party. I think I'm going to go with my gut here. and because there's something ringing a bell

and I'm trying all the way and I feel nervous. All right. Oh, okay. All right. All right, bright guy locked in as well. All right, well, let's start with our first name. You guys both settled on Barbara. No, you mean it's not Barbarella.

It's not Barbarella. Yeah, it's not a space queen of the plastic boob covers. Barbara is correct. Yes. Barbara is really sweating in there too, boy. Do you remember that? Oh, yeah. I mean, pulling those things off must have been like,

Yeah. It was uncomfortable. But, you know, Jane Fonda. What a honey back then. Let's go with Scott's second choice, which was Millicent. Millicent. Yeah. Millicent is indeed Barbies' middle name.

That rang a bell. So maybe that's- So their first initials are BM. Sweet. It's true. Back coming to get you, Barbara. There you go. You, Meliscent. Her initials, though,

become BMR, which means that it's Barbara Millicent Roberts. Roberts. Yeah. Not Marie, unfortunately. Donaway, did you know the Millicent thing? I was, I felt like it was right, because I also seen that, but I wasn't sure. And if I wasn't sure about that. You clicked it for a second and then you

unclipped it. You also had Roberts selected too. Roberts was, I was pretty sure that was. But then when Scott said he was going all the way, I was like, that I'm pulling I'm back. But I was, everybody I know is like Marie, where I live. Very popular name in my age group where I live. And I was just like, I don't think it's that. That's wild. I didn't know any Marie's growing up like my age. Meet a Marie. We got a million of them. Marie Osmond, I'm assuming. Well, here's the problem. Marie Osmond was so prominent because she's from here. And she was huge during the 70s and 80s, massive that I think it put people off name in anybody, Marie.

So I didn't know any Marie is my age. And I think it's her fault. I didn't know any Donnies either. He didn't know any Donys. How about some Don's? I knew some dons, but they were older. They were never my age. And they ran the mafia and that kind of stuff.

Yeah. My friend Donnie was one of the ushers at my wedding. Oh, that's right. You brought up him before. Yeah, I was his wingman. He was the, you know, we'd go sailing. This dude was just freaking model level handsome. And I'd be his wingman and I'd get, you know, I'd get his second

choice basically. Did you ever go, did you ever go, hey, or Donnie, or do you ever go, shut the F up, Donnie, you're out of your element. Do you ever do that? You know what you're talking about, Donnie? Yeah, no, I never did. No, I never did. Because he always knew what he was talking about. Oh, oh. So, hold on, hold on. Uh-oh. Charged that shit. Yeah, this is the problem. Let's talk about it for a minute. We got like, oh, yeah, we got like five seconds. We can talk about Brian. Boy, that guy, he's, well, I get some. What do you think he smells like? Probably beef tallow, beef tallow. Beef tallow. Okay. Is he back? Okay. No, not yet.

He's almost here. He's almost here. He's almost here. Say one more thing. The chicken butts and scared. I bet that shirt is itchy. I bet that shirt is very, it looks like a very itchy shirt. Yeah, it does. Like a couch. Oh, he's back. Hello, Brian. You're back? Oh, welcome back. Welcome home. Nope, still not. Can't know. He's got a way for to go. He's back. He's back for it to go. Bebe, beep, beep. We said nothing weird while you were gone at all. I'm sure you didn't. I'm sure you said nothing but nice things about me.

Yeah. Yeah, you know, when I charged these last week, I didn't leave them like as soon as the show was over, I unplugged them and so it never, never actually got a good charge. Did yours go, is that noise it makes when it went off? Oh, I love when they do that.

Yes, that's exactly what it did, yes. I love that sound. I don't like it. I hate it. I like the one that goes, Or I had a pair that drove me crazy. It would talk. It would go.

Yeah. Oh, yes. Battery low. And it would cut out all other sound and go battery low. And I'm like, enough this. My aftershocks do that. The ones I use for cycling and do that. And it's always five minutes into my walk.

It's like, no. Right. I guess I'm not walking then. All right. Let's go with question number two. Is it really time for question number two already? Wow. It seems like just 10 minutes ago we were doing question number one.

Um, famous people that were married exactly once. Famous people married exactly once. Your choices are Lucille Ball, Charlton Heston, Alfred Hitchcock, Pamela Anderson, Catherine Hepburn, and Tom Hanks. Oh, man. I know one of these for sure didn't happen. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

You're here. We're going on with those. Okay. Get your damn. dirty hands off my one wife. Well, let's start with you. You brought up Charlton Heston. Let's start with Charlton Heston. Charlton Heston got married and then stayed married.

Married to one person. Oh, really? I was debating on that one. I didn't do it. Let's, just got to do it. Let's see. Well, let's say Scott also chose Alfred Hitchcock. Yeah.

And Brian, you chose. You chose Tom Hanks, Brian. You chose Tom Hanks, Brian. I don't know anything about Tom Hanks other than his current relationship. I mean, he's very, very, very devoted now. Not that he wasn't before, but it's his second marriage. The whole Chet. Rita Wilson was.

Yeah. Wasn't it? Who's Chet from? Which group with the first marriage? Yeah, Chet is not from Rita Wilson. Yeah, Chet is from somebody else. I didn't think about that. And sure enough, that is, that is the case.

Alfred Hitchcock, absolutely only married one. Scott getting three points on that. Wow. Lucille Ball married twice. Pamela Anderson three times. Yeah, that was a regular. I didn't know Catherine Hepburn, though. That's wild.

I didn't either. Catherine Hepburn only married once. And I knew Lucy Ball, her and Ricky had a real falling out. And then somebody else came around. I thought she just quit after that. She's like, nope, not doing it. Lucy, I'm your second husband. Lucy.

I don't know what voice that was. All right. It's fine. Let's go to question number three. Brian coming in with one point, Scott, coming in with three. So we've got to see some action. happening here. And it is going to be world records longer than 12 hours.

Which of these things has a world record that's longer than 12 hours? Your choices are twerking, giving tattoos, freestyle wrapping, spinning a basketball in one finger, jumping rope and planking. Record longer than 12 hours. 12 hours. Which of these, what fool spent more than 12 hours doing these world records? I think once you start the twerperer. I think just gravity takes over.

So there's not a lot of working twerk, right? It's just really kind of... Unless you ain't got none. If you ain't got none, I guess. Can spell twerking without working. Yeah. You know what? I think you're...

That level of twerk would really wreck your freaking hips. Yeah, your spine. I don't know. I don't know. I don't like it. Working with, you know what I'm saying? Um, all right, I feel confident to do what I'm going to do. Okay.

I'll do that. Okay. All right. Okay. Back off. I'm looking. All right. Back off.

Yeah, but what if the timer didn't back off? What about that? Brian Donnelly. Talk. Okay. I didn't need to. I didn't need to go to the timer. All right.

Oh, my gosh. This is exciting. You've both chosen three. You're both going for broke. A little bit of overlap. Let's talk about your overlap. We're going to have a winner here then. Giving tattoos.

Yeah, you're probably going to have a winner and a loser. giving tattoos the world record yeah i mean somebody did it for 52 hours and and 56 minutes in 2016 i would not want to be his last person though man no exactly like everything's right like he's about to give up it's like uh you can't this this calvin uh is starting to look like um mr peanut i think i'm done it's all stick figures and smudges at that point exactly uh so you both got that one right you also both chose jumping rope jumping the rope jumping the rope in 2009 a world record was set for 33 hours 22 minutes now there may be newer world records for both giving tattoos and jumping rope but i didn't look those up you can you can kind of you know do little hops we're jumping rope plus you can kind of determine how fast you're swinging the rope yeah plus i think they have to they do have that mandatory pee break stuff don't they i think they have some. I think so. I think you have to be able to give somebody like a five minute pre-break. That's crap. Pee your pants. Or crap. Crap break. Yeah. Take a poop. If you got a poop and

you're jumping rope and you're already, oh man, I'd have to fast. You're not going to wheel in your tattoo subject into the bathroom with you while you take it dumped. Just because you don't want to, you don't want to not get the record. I love that idea. That's so funny. I say make him wear adult diapers. Oh, is that you're right? You don't, you don't like any of these things. unless they're truly legit. 52 hours straight. All right. All right.

All right. Now, let's, now we're getting to the nitty gritty. By the way, twerking, neither of you got fooled by the twerking. I put that one in there because the answer that they had,

which was table tennis rally, has been beaten since it was a non-answer. So I replaced with twerking, which the record for twerking is three hours, 30 minutes. Oh, okay. You go. All right. I bet their parents are proud.

must be I'll bet the the last two you guys chose freestyle wrapping and planking one of these is correct and the other one of these which means one of you is going to get five points for this the other one is going to get zero so scott's about to run away with it yeah maybe uh which one do you want to hear about tell me tell me about freestyle rapping if you don't Freestyle rapping, the record for freestyle wrapping was set in 2014 with a total time of 12 hours, two minutes. Oh, shit. Right across it, Brian gets it. I got to taking him up to six points to Scott's three.

Planking nine and a half hours set in 2021. I re-looking is hard. It's just lying down, right? No, it is not. It is, you got to engage that core. Do you have to? You have to. I also thought it was just laying, like, laying down on some piece.

Laying a bit, it's not planking. Well, no, no, no. But, like, laying on a, like, a flat. I play for six and a half hours every night. Yeah, I didn't relate to a certain point. It's no longer planking. It's just laying down. Right?

Yeah, I think so. When planking happened, it kind of passed me by so fast. It was like a fart in the way. It really was. It was like such a, such a, it was the first thing I remember saying the internet, well, that's just dumb. Now the internet is broken. Yeah.

You've broken the end. Well done, everybody. We did it. Congratulations to Brian. You haven't had to win in a while, man. I know, I needed it. You feel good about it? Do you feel all right? Oh, yeah. My confidence has been shot for the last couple of weeks. I've been moping around the house. Everybody's like, what's wrong with you? And I'm like, Scott keeps beating me at these stupid games.

I feel you. Well, that means that James Goodrich is going to be winning some prizes. Hopefully he's not too tired. But he's going to get a copy of Bloodshore and Desta, the memories. between. Do you see what I did there? Goodrich, Tires? Yeah, no, I got it. Bloodshore and Desta the Memories between, courtesy of King Kim Azabi.

Christopher Esco, you're getting a copy of Talomere. Ooh, that sounds like something that I need to ask my doctor about. I don't know what... This is one of those rare times where I don't know what any of these three games are. Oh, wow, really? Yeah. Very rare. I usually have at least an idea, but I'm not sure. The Desta, the Memories Between sounds like a, I don't know, probably some kind of mystery.

didn't we cover that? It does, yeah. I don't think so. I think we covered that. I could be wrong. I don't remember this at all, but I also don't remember half our film sack movies, so what do I know? Yeah. I got a little bit of pushback yesterday because I said we watched so many bad movies that what was the limit before your brain liquefies?

And somebody took that as a criticism of bad movies. And I said, no, that's a criticism of our poor brain structures. They can't handle it. They can. Right, exactly. Oh, look at that. That looks cool. That looks awesome.

It's some kind of puzzle game. I did not play this game. I have never touched it. It's on sale right now, too. So if anyone's hearing this and you're like, oh, I like puzzle games. It's only like four bucks right now. It's 80%.

Oh, wow. What a great deal. Mostly positive. In out in 2023, you got mostly positive reviews. I'm open. I'm open. It seems neat.

It does. Yeah. Very cool. Dunaway, we're going to, you and I are going to hang out on Tuesday night. That's tomorrow night. And do a watch retro. You guys will have to wait and find out what it is.

But come watch. We kind of discuss watching the toxic crusaders. Oh, the cartoon. Yeah. But Prime has it streaming. So I'm like, I don't know how. Well, will they have nipples on the toxic Avenger cartoon? Probably not.

They were real careful about that with Rambo. I got to think. There must have been some weird FCC rules back then about nips in cartoons but uh anyway tune in to find out more tomorrow 4 p.m mountain time we'll uh watch those live here at twitch. tv slash frogpants Brian done away I would like you to do one thing and one thing only kiss our butts. He didn't even retort. Didn't not even retort just basically like yeah just let it happen you're right yeah let it wash over it yeah all right guess what guys time for us to have some spoilers of the major proportions.

And now welcome Stephen to the show. He's a huge freaking nerd. Dollar, dollar bills, y'all. Stephen Schleiker over there at the major spoilers.com joins us, as he does about once a month here on the show. Hey, Stephen, what's up? Hello, Scott. Hello, Brian.

Hey, man. How's it going? How's life? It's fine. Yeah, busy? That's all I can say right now. It's just fine. It's fine.

The kids are too good, though. The boys are, you know, they're getting old. Yeah. I can't say anything right now. Yeah. I know. Because they're right there. They're in the room.

The lawyers have said, don't say anything. Wow. Okay. All right. Your attorney has spoken. Well, it's good to have you here. We're going to talk about some stuff today like we often do. Nerdy stuff, comic stuff, all that.

Now, that full lanterns trailer dropped. Yeah. Not just the little teaser, but the full business. And reactions are a little mixed. I'm stoked. Me too. I mean, I think this looks great. I'm so excited.

If you look at, not the actors, because I think you guys already talked last week about Aaron Pierre and Kyle Chandler as John Stewart and Hal Jordan. But if you just look at the creative liniment, you've got Chris Mundy who did Ozark and True Detective. Damon Lindeloff is a co-writer on the series. He did Watchman. And then Tom King, who's a DC comics writer, some people don't like Tom King. I mean, just right there. I love Tom. That's setting the whole vibe for this entire eight episode of series.

I don't know with the just the names you just mentioned, plus the actors who are always excited about, you're talking about some serious cred. We're not talking about just some throwaway idea where they're like, hey, what if it was more of a buddy cop thing? You know, some people don't really don't like the costume reveal. Yeah. Because it's not green enough or something like that. I mean, we had that with Ryan Reynolds and look what happened there. Yeah.

A little too green. Yeah. But I'm all for them. man. I think the thing is that you're never going to make anybody 100%. You're not going to make everybody happy. Exactly. Yeah. But I mean, look, they have, they have an opportunity here to establish some kind of grassroots level understanding of the lantern core as it applies to these earthlings, right? And if you want to get weird later, the trailer even suggests some weirdness about squirrels and stuff, you want to get weird later.

Yeah, they're talking. Yeah, they're talking about the other lanterns. Yeah. You want to get weird. Eventually, you can bring some of that stuff in. I see what's his bucket, Guy Gardner, Nathan Phillian's in the credits. Yeah. I assume we're getting that crossover. So this is the part where we may be entering some spoiler territory.

So if people want to plug their ears, they can. I will say this. IMDB is kind of fan created or it's user edited. So take the next bit, the next 30 seconds with a grain of salt. All right. The IMDB has Nathan Philean returning as Guy Gardner for all eight episodes. Okay.

And Ulrich Thompson is listed as Sinestro for all eight episodes. Was he in the something? He might be in the trailer. Oh, shut up. Oh, interesting. Really? Sinestro is in this? I didn't see it either.

Okay, well, now you got me. He may not be a purple guy in this, but he may be hidden. Well, all right, hold on. Oh, and I also noticed. I noticed, I noticed, I noticed, What's her name? Llewellyn Moss's wife. I can't think of her name.

Yeah. Anyway. She plays the... Amazing actress. Yeah. You've got some really great talent in this thing. Yeah. I think it looks great.

And supposedly, according to James Gunn, it does feed into the greater DC universe tale that he is currently shepherding. I'm all in. I'm all in on this. Yeah, I think for people that are really upset about this, it doesn't look like a Green Lanham movie. First of all, there's so many dead. different green lanterns, 7,200 of them. You're just looking at two of them. Everybody's different. Everybody has a different costume,

different take, et cetera. Plus, there's so many different tales that you can tell in essentially, green lanterns are cops. So if people are like, this is too much like a buddy cop movie, that's what the green lanterns are. I was going to say, how is that a complaint? Like, when these things do so much

better when they're not just superhero. It's just a superhero film. No, it's way better as a cop show that happens to have. superheroes in it. Yeah, some of the best Marvel things ever are things that. Absolutely. Captain America, the first adventure was great because it's a World War II story.

Political thrillers or heist movies. Yeah, Winter Soldier was a 70s spy movie, you know? Like that kind of stuff is smart. And not only that, I'm not even saying this is going to be that exact treatment, but also they're cussing up a storm. Oh, yeah. This isn't like, you know, you're rated G. this is DC black label, man.

I'm in. Oh, I'm so in. So for those wondering about the squirrel chip is his name. There's also a dog by the name of Nort. And then there is a blind green lantern who only hears, and his name is F. Sharp Bell. Yeah. So there are some green lantern nuggets that you can take with you to your next trivia night, Brian. Someone in the chat probably already said it.

What's her name? Help me. Lou Allen. Kelly McDonald. Kelly McDonald. Kelly McDonald. Thank you. Helen McDonald, yeah. Love her.

Yeah, she's great. First season, well, several seasons of Piki Blinder's. Great and everything. Disappeared for some of the middle ones, but came back. Great. And I watched, I did that rewatch of Boardwalk Empire. She's amazing on there. Oh, yeah.

So good. Yeah. I guess my thing is, just give it a chance. Just watch three episodes. If you don't like it, then you can complain. Yeah. Complain away, a bunch of babies. All right, moving on.

Dark Horse CEO and co-founder, Mike Richardson has exited the company. That dude started this thing. He did. He started it over 40 years ago. And this is yet another reason why we should be bombing VCs from orbit. Four years ago, I think it was four years ago. A VC bought Dark Horse when Dark Horse was going through. It's the Enhancer Group.

Venture capitalist, everybody. Yeah, yeah. And typically you keep your big people around for about 18 months. But, you know, we're still coming off of COVID four years ago. And people are still nervous about what's going on. with specific industries. So I can see them keeping him around for a little bit longer. So this was maybe a little bit of surprise for a lot of people.

And when we say exits, that's really the legal version that we can use. The word around the campfire is he was fired. Yeah. And that's really bad because without Mike Richardson, without Dark Horse, we don't have Hellboy. We don't have Sin City.

We don't have barbed wire. We don't have the her, the shepherding of the Star Wars properties. Yeah. and Marvel gave it up originally and kept it going all of these years. We don't get the mask. We don't get so many other things. And really, you know, Dark Horse does give us a lot of movie franchises off of this

and adaptations of movies and Predator, Alien, you know, and the rest. All are all under Dark Horse. And he really shepherded this idea of, let's bring in independent comics at a time when there were the independent comics people didn't really have a space on the comic show. Best Conan run over there, I think. I think they also did, oh, what was the movie, the Tom Hanks movie? Oh, Road to Perdition. Road to Perdition is a graphic novel over there.

Like, there's a ton of that stuff. I was going to say Castaway was a great comic book adaptation. So that just bums me out. Hopefully he's got a nice retirement and he can. I hope so too. I mean, he's 75, so he's well into retirement age. Yeah. Doesn't mean he's done.

I would be very curious. Now, the Emerald City Comic-Con was also this past weekend. I did not see any reports that he showed up, which is quite understandable. But I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't come in, like many other chief executive officers, CEOs, that go in and start something after they've been removed from another company. So he may just be enjoying retirement, but I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't come back and say, hey, I've got this other comic book company that I want to launch. Look at that hellboy's got. I know. It's great.

Gosh, dang it. That's the, I think that's the movie one, right? Like the, probably. It sure looks like it. Yeah.

It's beefy. That's, that's your Ron Perlman, I think. But this guy looks almost like a replica. He doesn't look old. That's a recent shot, too. Yeah, yeah.

That's just from a couple of years ago. Yeah. And he stands out on the crowd for sure because he's, I think, seven feet tall. Oh my gosh. What? Wow. Really?

I mean, not seven feet, probably, but like, super tall. Yeah, no. I think he's close to seven feet. Really? Dang. Okay. All right.

Well, he's got more cool shit in his background than we do, Brian. We got to up our game. Look at that. Yeah, we do. All I got to do is run a comic's company. It almost stresses me out, actually. I know. That's a little too much.

Oh, I'm sorry. He's not seven feet. He's six feet nine. Oh, geez, though. Oh, okay. That's pretty damn. That's like NBA tall. Yeah.

It's pretty damn. Like, people have shorter centers in the NBA. Yeah, exactly. That's wild. Anyway, so good luck to him and also FU Dark Horse. Well, let's just say one more thing. So the Jay Comas has been put in as the acting or the intern CEO. He comes from video game industry as executives over at Electronic Arts and Activision Blizzard and Lucas Arts.

And lately, probably in the last five, ten years, Dark Horse has really started leaning into video game adaptations and merchandise. So I wouldn't be surprised if we don't see more of that coming in the near future. Most recently, Dark Horse has been teaming up with CD Project Red and, oh, who's the other one that I'm thinking of? Who did Cyberpunk? Oh, Witcher. That's CD Project Red. Who does Witcher? That's also CD Project.

Okay. I forget who the other company is that they've been leaning heavily into over the last couple of years. That's a good combo, though. There's some rich stories to be told in both those worlds. Yeah, yeah. That's cool. All right. Finally, we got this, we got somebody in the room here.

One of the three of us has seen the young Sherlock on Prime, which is, I understand it's a Guy Richie joint or run thing? It is. It is a Guy Richie joint. So for people who have been wondering, hey, when is Guy Richie ever going to return to Sherlock Holmes after he did the first two movies? Here it is. It's an eight episode series about young Sherlock Holmes when he is growing up.

They do hit on all of the, all of the trophy things like, you can see him wanting the deer stalker cap and the jacket and the pipe and all these things. I mean, they're kind of brushed aside, but things like, you know, once you're removed. Introducing the phrase elementary. Yes, yes, yes. Now, there is no James Watson in this. Oh, okay. They did have an opportunity to have him, I thought maybe show up at the end, but they didn't.

But, yeah, Moriarty is there. Oh, we do get a Moriarty. Yeah, they team up. They team up on this. And so what I think is interesting again. That is a freak. Look at that actor playing Moriarty. What a free show.

No, this guy is good. I like him a lot. Love it. And we really start to see their paths diverge. You can see Moriarty just kind of becoming evil as the series progresses. Yeah. Well, look at this. I mean, Colin Firth, Joseph Fyne.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Ray Fines brother. Yeah. And also the lead actor's uncle. Oh, no way. Yeah. They're related?

Oh, this hero finds Tiffin. Wait, so is he the son of Ralph, Ralph? I don't know that. I just know that in the PR stuff, they're like, oh, and it's his uncle that he gets to be his father in the show. Well, now I must know. Let's see. Family, no children.

He was in one of Harry Potter's. Oh, Martha Fines, the sister. Yeah, there you go. Okay. So Rafe finds is his uncle. Hey, can we go to Uncle Ralph's house? No, he's covered in red paint and iodine right now. We can't go over there.

He's been working on the Bone Temple. He played young Voldemort in the half-blank. blood prints apparently. Oh, no way. That's perfect. Yeah. That's great. Well, anyway. Yeah, it's enjoyable. I mean, it's, uh, I think they're, honestly, I probably would have asked for at least a whole episode to be trimmed down, if not completely removed, just because there's a part where the story just kind of drags a little bit.

Uh, sure. But it's, it's engaging. Uh, I sat two nights to watch it. Each episode's like an hour long. Guy Ritchie directs at least two, maybe three episodes of the, of the series. Everything he's done for TV, including like the, the, what was the one who did on Netflix? I really liked it. The gentleman? Oh, yeah. All that stuff's good.

Like, he's done a really good job. And he had something to do with that mob one with Tom Hardy. Mobland. Mobland? Yeah. With the Irish mob stuff. That was awesome. Like, he should do more TV shit.

I think it's great. Stephen Iikor wants to know, is it okay for kids or is it more TVMA? I'm thinking if it's Guy Ritchie, it's probably not, right? I'm trying to think there. There's no nudity. There's a few suggestive parts where some sex comes in. Probably the biggest thing that might trigger a bunch of people is the big story revolves around the death of a young girl. But it's kind of handled in a mystery way, but there's nothing in here that is too over the top.

No, there's violence or anything. No, there's violence in it. There's some drug use, you know, because, you know, it's a walk home. But he did the two, I mean, those two movies were pretty PG-13. Yeah, I would say that this is definitely a PG-13. That's true. Of all the Guy Ritchie things, those were the tamest probably. And I think because this is, I believe, an adaptation of a book that it's following, you know,

it's going to be okay for kids, I think. Oh, like, I wouldn't have a problem with my kids watching this. Okay. Not real, cussary or whatever, or is it pretty chill? I mean, if it's like 1800s British cursing. Yeah. Oh, I do love some 1800s. I do too, yeah.

I'm going to watch this. Yeah, just like I say, give it a chance. Give it like the first three episodes so you can see what it's going on. Or even the two, just watch the first two episodes. And after that, if you're not like, huh, I want to see how this thing ends. Oh, it even says in the description, this is for Kim Johnson to watch. She loves it like this. She loves this stuff.

Yeah, I think Tina as well. Yeah. I think so far, Kim and Tina only differ in their appreciation of that gal from Mystic River that Tina hates and Kim loves. Oh. The girlfriend in. Yeah, we just saw her, right? Just sorry, in 48 hours. 48 hours. Can't think of her name?

I can't either. Yeah, she really likes her and I can't. I'm with Tina. I can't stand her. Yeah. I don't know what it is. O'Toole, that's it, yeah. Mary, B.

No. Something O'Toole. Something O'Toole. We were joking. Margaret, Mary O'Toole, Munchy. I don't know. Anyway. Whatever it is.

Plenty O'T. Plenty O'T. That's it. That's a James Bond. It is. Yeah, it's a Bond girl. Oh, Annette Toll. Aet O'Toole.

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that are into giant mex fighting things. So go and check that out. And most importantly, until we can talk again, make sure you look at your pee. That's true. Yeah, but you gotta stay hydrated to look at your pee, right? I'll tell you whether you're hydrated or not.

Exactly. No, you're supposed to do that based on that take a look at me now commercial from the Super Bowl. Oh, that's stupid ad. Yeah. Yep. Actually, that doesn't really narrow down this year's Super Bowl ads. It could be any of them.

They were all bad. Stephen, take it easy, have fun, and tell those sons of yours to stay out of the weed. I don't know what I'm saying. That's right. I did like the Jurassic Park one. I feel like they did the technology of de-aging. It looked weird, no, didn't it? Like, only because we knew they were being de-age, so we were looking at it.

It's the Sam Neal stuff that looked really weird, but the Jeff Goldblum. Yeah, he looked all right. He looked all right. And her name. What's wrong with you? Yeah. Yeah. I can't think anyone's names right now.

I can't either all of a sudden. I just watched her dad and hateful late for the 10th time. Yeah. And Dern. Lord Dern. Thank you. You got me there by making me think of Bruce Duren. Thank you.

Oh, good. We found breadcrumbs and we got to the end. It's a team. Teamwork makes the dream work. That's a phrase I've actually never heard and I really like it. Really? Yeah, I've never heard it. I really like it, though.

I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it and annoy people in my house when I say it. Yeah. You didn't annoy me, though. I liked it. No, no, no. But they're going to be annoyed. They're going to be annoyed now.

Yeah. You're going to do it for everything now. Yeah. Whenever anybody does anything in your house, yep, teamwork makes the dream work. Yep. I'm going to say, well, you take the dog out. I'll get their food ready. Teamwork makes the dream work.

And they're going to go, say it one more time and you're dead. Right. All right. We got a couple of quick emails to read from listeners. This one's from Dave and Ottawa. Here's this for him. This is about the jugs of pee. He says, hey, S&B, yesterday on TMS episode 2961,

you guys talked about the news story about the unexploded ordinance that was lodged inside somebody's dairy air. And Scott said that unlike Gray's Anatomy, a show like MASH would never have had a plot device like this. Well, it's a booty hole. They actually did, it turns out sort of. In season two, episode titled Dear Dad, three. I'm not sure that.

That was like Hawkeye would have those letters to Dad that would narrate everything that has. happened in the mass unit that week. And, uh, what's the three, though? Like it was the third version of the third one of those. Oh, they actually tracked them? That's crazy. I think so, yeah. Anyway, so, dude, dead.

I sure miss things in crab apple curve. Been having sex with every nurse I can fight. I'm making drugs and booze. Suddenly I'm doing top 40 on the weekend. Uh, anyway, he says Trapper and Hawkeye had to remove a hand grenade from somebody's body. It wasn't their backside, but still lodged inside somebody. love the show though you're right he's right yeah but uh it's not quite the same not quite the same uh also you're in a war zone where grenades do get trapped in people and they are movie trapped

and like it was more plausible on mash i think than it was in this fancy uh Seattle hospital setting right with all the pretty people you know yes exactly slightly different but we we get what you're saying we take your point uh sabriel wrote in oh or sabriel Sabriel. It's a cool name you I like their hummus. Oh, I could go for some hummus. All I have to do is mention food sometimes.

Sometimes, yeah. Ooh, that sounds good. Anyway, why is that? Normally I'm not even that much of a hummus guy, but that sounds great right now. Like some nice, fresh cucumber slices and hummus. Yes, yes. Playing the new Wow expansion

has made me think of old voice clips from the instance. Can we hear the classic Horde side line for old time's sake? thank you. Well, I've also been playing World of Warcraft, and I have also been nostalgic for a few things. Now, here's the problem. The Horde sideline came from an interview I did ages and ages ago with Greg Street back when he worked at Blizzard. And he just said at one point, he says, now on the Horde side. Yeah. And then I, it would normal conversation. It wasn't weird at all, but I captured that out by itself and it just sounded funny to me. Plus, we were super Horde biased. Sure. You're a Horde focused in AIE.E. Yeah. Exactly. So we just thought it was funny. So never once in a while. I'd just play a horrid side and it had no context and it became kind of a meme. I can't, I think this, that's one of those files that got wrecked in the hard drive thing.

Got lost in the hard drive ending. Although I'm saying this is a shout out to Jamie. If you can find it, I'd be in your debt because he's somehow miraculously finds these things. But here, here's what Greg said. So people asked him to do it live at BlizzCon once because. Oh, right. Yeah. Do you remember that?

You were probably there. Yes. I was there. Yes. So here he is Blizcon on a horrible microphone. trying to recreate the moment. Here you go. Pornside.

Oh, that mic. Yeah. So over, uh, modulated. Yeah. Oof. Todd would bring those mics and, uh, we'd go, he go, oh, they're great. They're so good. You'll love them.

They'll, they'll sound great. And they never sound good. Oh. I like Todd, but his mic sucked. You know, I swear to God, hearing you guys talk about, wow, it's like, I, there's a little part of me that wants to come back and play, but I know, it would kill me. Yeah. We have, so the core, we started a guild around core and it's exploded. It's huge now. I don't know how many raid teams we have way too many. But our raid team, which has got me, Tanner, Bobby, and a whole bunch of folks on it. Yeah, Alex is in there too, isn't it?

I think I'll be Susan ours. Yeah. I was a member of it for a little while. We got a, if, if, I'm not saying you should play, Brian. I'm just saying. You're not going to, you're not going to, you. As much as I'd love to hang out with all of you guys and raid and do all that stuff, there's, I just look at that. I know me is the problem. And I don't have the discipline that other people do for like, okay, done playing well. Now back to work. It's like, uh, maybe another two hours.

Yeah, plus do your dailies and do your things and get all your emblems of skin mark or whatever. Exactly. Right. Or go do your alchemy. So we all have potions and all that stuff. Yeah, that stuff makes it a little tricky. And that's why I had to bail last year. I loved it, though, man.

I love that game. Oh, so much fun. And you're also, you were the biggest, you were the biggest, floor protector. Well, no. I thought that's where you were going. No, you were the biggest rogue I'd ever seen because you were an orc. I know.

Massive or tiptoeing rogue. Yeah, I'd like that. Morgroom, right? Morgroom, very good memory. Wow. Yeah. I mean, I had to walk over your body. all the time. I'm just kidding. I know. Yeah, I know. It's because

when I got the game, I'm like, what's a good orc name? And I did even do the randomizer. I um, I like looked in a I think I picked up a book along with the game because Tristan initially bought the game or we bought it for Tristan. And he started playing and I'm like, all right, I'm going to play

two. And I had either bought him the World Warcraft Atlas because there were no you know, you couldn't, there was things like, I don't know where that city is. Blah, blah, blah. Right. So I bought him the World of Warcraft Atlas and started flipping through the pages and saw something that looked like morgarum and I'm like oh I'm going to change some letters around and make it my work name it's a great name fits it was great feels feels feels feels feels uh yeah I did a thing

that's kind of I thought I'd never do but I really I really I really like this is an expansion ago that I did this but yeah I really liked this undead um paladin that I had named forensic okay yep Because dead. You know, he's dead, forensic. Yeah, it's perfect. It's a great, yeah. But then I got really into the new Zandolari troll subraces when they let those unlock

and you could do those. Big upstanding, not hunched over trolls, big wide, cool looking tall guys. Yeah. And I was like, I got a free race change. I think I'm going to do it. So now I have this big, cool, covered in gold armor looking badass Paladin. Nice. Who's named Forensic.

It makes no sense. what was I doing he's not dead yeah that's funny yeah I'm thinking I was being all clever with the name and then I screwed it up oh that's funny yeah oh it was filthy casuals was the TMI I was on so not the not the core version but filthy casuals was

oh right right right I played with Bobby and Alex Lbisu yeah I can't remember if Alex is on our thing or not I know he's playing right now it keeps sending me stuff but yeah you and I off air I have a thing to share with you that may may or may not Oh, no.

I'm just saying maybe or may not be interesting to you as an aspect of the new expansion that may make you want to can maybe just think about maybe. That's all. All right. I'll send a T and you can, you know, you can make your own decision. Okay. No pressure. Zero pressure.

Yeah. Except for that sounds like pressure. But it isn't. Okay. No whatsoever. No pressure at all. A couple of quick things. Frogpants.com slash TMS is the website to get all your stuff.

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If you're just looking for live show schedules. Brian, do you got anything coming out today or need to mention before we go? Nothing coming out today. Nope. Tomorrow, yes, but not today. Not today, Satan. Is tomorrow the big day for the thing that you guys have been secretly doing? Oh, no, it's not.

But no, tomorrow will be a soundography. Gotcha. Yes. What's up on daily music headlines today? Oh, well, yeah, there's always something coming out on daily music. Headlines. We talk about the person who shot a bunch of bullets into Rihanna's house.

Whoa. The passing of country Joe McDonald. And Keanu Reeves. We were just talking about Keanu Reeves and Dogstar, his band on FilmSack yesterday. That's right. They've got a new album coming out too. Yeah, they look pretty. I like how the

album cover for that, or maybe it was a promo image, I'm not sure. But it's three, the three dudes are walking. Yeah. And they don't put Keanu up front or make a big deal out of it. He's just kind of there. I think that's great that they do that. That's the way to do it. It's kind of like how Billy Bob Thornton got all mad when when people interviewed him for the boxmasters and they want to talk about his movie career. And he's like, no, I'm not here to talk about that, man. I want to talk about the box masters.

Yeah. I like when you're part of the band, you don't want to like take the spotlight away from the other members. Yeah, you're the group. This is why Van Halen fell apart. You don't want to be dime. Don't be Diamond Dave. Be diamond Dave. Be. Be diamond Dave. Be Keanu Ross. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. It's just an instant David Lee Roth out of nowhere. Well, let's play a song that's probably pretty good.

What do you got? It is pretty good. It is not just pretty good. It is really good. This one's going out to our friend, Dr. Tolbert, who really enjoyed Ryan Gosling's O-Tesla commercial, as I did from S&L this last weekend. Damn funny.

I heard it was good episode, yeah. Yeah. So Dr. Tolbert says, March 9th is the birth. day of my beautiful bride and while she doesn't usually listen to TMS on her own she's still very aware of what this group means to me and how and now she's met several of you in Las Vegas so the cover of our song would mean the world thanks for creating a community where taking care of each other is a priority one always your friendly neighborhood family doc dr. told that's awesome and she's such a

sweetheart he married us he married way really did yeah yeah um all right so the quest or the song that he wanted was uh request that he wanted is dillans bob dillans to make you feel my love sometimes called to make you feel my love sometimes in covers they drop the two dillan's original version is just called make you feel my love i have 27 versions of this song in my library so uh i spun the wheel nine didn't really i picked my favorite version which is a version by irish folk artist luka bloom you might know luka from um like if you're in in in ireland you probably know him from like the 30 albums that released. But if you know him in America, it might be because of his cover of LL Cool Jays, I feel love, or I need love. I need love. Yeah, I think it's I need love. I feel love was

Donna Summer. A very, very different son. Anyway, this is from the album, Keeper of the Flame, which came out in 2008, a really good cover album. Had a bunch of different things on there. And Luca Bloom's just got such an amazing voice. Here's cover of Bob Dylan's Make You Feel My Love. When the rain is blowing in your face, and the whole world is on your case, I could offer you a warm embrace to make you feel my love when evening shadows and the stars appear, and there is no one to dry your teeth. They could hold you for a million years

Make you seal my love You haven't made your mind up yet But I would never do your own I've known it from the moment that we met There's no doubt in my mind Where you belong Hungary I'd go blacken I'd go crawling down the avenue

There is nothing that I wouldn't take you feel. The storms are raging on the rolling sea and on the ocean of regret. There is change or blowing wild and free. You've seen nothing like me. I could make you happy, make your dreams come true. There is nothing that I wouldn't do.

Go to the ends of the earth for you Make you feel, my love You feel... Thanks for listening. The Frogpants Network lives at frogpans.com Motherplatter