The Morning Stream - TMS 2991: Smell No Evil

Episode Date: April 13, 2026

The 4 Monkeys are Micky, Dave, Michael and Peter. I don't like wet TeeVeeeeeeeeeeees! Discounted Black Wiener. Itâs a circumcision, dummy. Amy: The Muppet Sherpa. Give Me the Special Potassium. Don't you make my Brown Eyes Periwinkle. Circumcision - Practice Makes Perfect. Undead media. Feeling Blue with Dunaway. Fantasy Island supernatural death. Farting Diamonds. Fickle Utah Spring Rain. No money Epstein. Schrödinger's cat Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever notice how many HBO shows feature people doing dirty deeds at drug-filled parties? It's a lot to take in on a Friday night. Lesson your load and party it up with us by supporting TMS on Patreon.com slash TMS today. Coming up on the morning stream, the four monkeys are Mickey, Dave, Michael, and Peter. I don't like wet TVs. Discounted Black Weiner. It's a circumcision, dummy. Amy, the Muppet Sherpa.

Give me the special potassium. Don't you make my brown eyes, pay? Periwinkle. Circumcision. Practice makes perfect. Undead media. Feeling blue with Dunaway. Fantasy Island's supernatural death. Farting Diamonds. Tickle, Utah, spring rain.

No Money Epstein. Schrodinger's Nicole and more. On this episode of the Morning Stream. I'm coming right up to you. Either you turn around and throw down your gun or I'm coming right up to you. We don't want you here. We're happy alone. The Morning Stream.

All the ladies love for Lure. Hello, everybody. Welcome to TMS. This is the morning stream for Monday, April 13th, 2026. I am Scott. That is Brian. Hello. Hello.

Hello, Brian. Hello. Hello. Hey, I finished that there. What do you call it? The White Lotus? Did it make you thirsty for a pinocular? It kind of did. It kind of put me off from forever.

Also, I got questions about one aspect of that. Am I going to spoil anything for people? People should watch that show. It's Wild Bride. It was all, I'd seen the first two seasons already, so I knew it was good. But that was, that was crazy. And really, they only gave me, like, two people to, people to, like, root for. Yeah. So I got like. It's kind of the case, right? I mean, you kind of root for the gal from sex education. I really like her. She's awesome. She's awesome. Root for her and freaking Goggins, man.

What a dick. Yeah, he was in, he was a mess. He was a mess. Quite the role for him. And the other guy rooted for was the security guard. Oh, yes. Yes, who liked the black pink girl. Yeah.

The black pink girl. Oh, is she a black pink girl? She's a black pink girl. Oh, I didn't. I didn't know she was famous of any sort. Yep. Okay. Interesting. That's how little I know about Black Pink.

I don't know. I think that's right. Yeah. I know they got Asian ladies in there and that's all I know. Exactly. Spoiler. There's Asian ladies in the White Lotus. Oh, no. Yeah. But she was very good too.

But they were all good. Everybody's good. It's just who I'm rooting for is a limited pack. So there's three. There's Goggins girlfriend. There's the guard who wants to be all Buddha. but has to shoot a dude. And I'm rooting for the guy that was going to start the massage spa thing with the lady before she got the money and left.

Yes. He got screwed. He did get screwed. And she was one of the people, I mean, she early, for a long time was a route, you know, one you're rooting for. Because she was, she was in the first season as the spa lady that got to be friends with Jennifer Cullen. Oh, let's open up a spa. I love her so much. I'd forgotten how things went in season two with her.

I'd kind of forgotten about it. Oh, yeah. Kim was watching it again. I caught that scene. I was like, oh, yeah. Anyway, season three is great. I cannot wait for season four.

I'm very excited. Yeah, same here. Same here. I really like how it is a, it's like Fantasy Island without the supernatural stuff. but still in death. Faddy Selling without the supernatural stuff and people dying. Yeah, although, well, someone always dies, right?

Is that what you mean? Or you mean they do have people dying. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Without the supernatural stuff, but with people dying. Oh, but with death. Yeah, that's what I should have phrased. Yeah, definitely got some sweet, sweet death, some sweet release. Yes.

From this mortal coil. That's right. And now that, you know, Mike White is not on the current season of Survivor anymore, he's got more time to work and finish up season four of White Lotus, which I know is already done. It's, you know. Was that Gorkas? I got a question about Gorka. Yeah. Captain Gorka. Yeah.

Lorca or Gorka? Sorry. Lorca. I keep saying Gorka. The world according to Gorka. Lorka's, was that Lorka's second in command? Or was that a prosthetic that we were saying there? Do you know what I'm talking about? I think that was, based on the fact that we saw the same thing with uh what's his face in the first season um oh who's that actor steve zon thank you yes we saw

Steve zon's uh second in command uh i think that probably was the actual all right all right the actual business i don't know i don't know how i don't know how that stuff uh works in hollywood if they have the only prosthetic that i'm sure of was dirt digler that's the only one that i'm 100% positive. Well, the other one I know for sure is the 28 days guy. Yes, the 28. 28 years later. Yes, 20 years, guy.

Yeah, I didn't know it until they told us, though. No, poor guy must have had so many bruises on his leg. Oh, hell yeah. From running with that thing. Just swinging that thing around. It's like, ow, my leg. Ow! It's freaking shocking when you see it the first time.

It really is, yeah. Put that away, zombie man. Anyway, we had a weird thing happen over the weekend. I went to a Walmart. So we're working on getting AV stuff ready for the event. And we need confidence monitors, basically so people can kind of see what's being talked about. This is mostly for All-Stars, to be honest. So it would be like, you know, we used to do with a bunch of these little monitors set up.

There was crappy old four-by-three monitors that we use. Well, this time we need them larger and set out a little way, but still facing the panels. Facing the players, yes. And it was either rent them for exorbitant fees, or I can literally buy two. 55 inch 4K TVs. Isn't that crazy? For like a third of the price of the rental. They're so cheap right now.

They're so cheap. I know. It's like you can get those things so cheap because they don't have RAM in them. No. They do. Kind of. I mean, they do, but they don't have. They don't have a kind of RAM you want.

Yeah. The DDR5 stuff. Ain't nobody running an LLM off their Samsung TV. Exactly. But it is, so it's no problem. I'm like, yeah, let's save the money. Let's do it. Okay, great. I'll get them early even. And so we set to go pick these two up at a local, the Taylor'sville, Walmart. And it's a little cloudy in the morning when we went to do this Saturday, I guess.

And we're like, oh, boy, it looks a little, you know, like the clouds don't know what they want to do today. Let's just wing it. Let's go. And as we get about halfway there, we realized we have both van and Phoebe's car seats still in the car. and I'm like, how are we fitting two 55-inch TVs in the back here if we can't lay down those seats? No kidding. Yeah. So we're like, do we go back? Do we not? We kind of circle for a second and went, no, we're fine.

We'll chunk them in and lay them on the, we'll find a way. Life finds a way, I figure, right? Sure. So we get down there. We tell them what stall we're in. The app loses its mind. And I think it's because of the weather. But the app goes, you're at the wrong store.

And I'm like, I am 100% not at the wrong store. Because you did the pre-buy curbside pickup or? Yeah. Yeah. Super easy. Yeah. Super fast. They bring it out to your car.

I love that. Parking a little stall. It's like one of these leftover pandemic things that I think is actually pretty great. I did that with a toast oven. We bought a new air fryer toast oven combo thing a couple weeks ago. And so freaking easy. Yeah. Piece of cake.

I didn't have to get out of the car. He opened up the trunk, put it in. I said, they don't want tips or nothing. They're just like, here you go. I gave him one anyway. Oh, that's good. Yeah. That's good.

This guy wouldn't take one. We tried. Oh, I got it. I hope I didn't get him in trouble. His name is Mark. And he works at the Arvanna. Like, we are not able to take tips. Oh, really?

He sounded like our pronunciation guy. Our YouTube, today we are going to learn. Today we are talking about extra compensation for delivering a couple television sets. I cannot take it. Anyway, he says he couldn't take it. But so here's the worst part, though. So we get there. We have decided to, you know, efficaciously.

not worry about the seats. We're going to pick these up and get them back. I'm not going to go doubled back and come back. We've already told them we're on our way. And they have like, you know, GPS on us now. The app says we're at the wrong place. I'm like, no, you don't. And I went and just reset it.

And it was all normal. It was exactly where it was supposed to be. It was just wrong. And then the guy comes out and right as he comes out, downpour. Wow. So the boxes just getting pummeled. And I'm like, dude. freaking are you kidding me we're gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna short these TVs out before i can even get them

out of the thing they have to be plugged into short well that's true that's true i'm just worried about where water's getting through those boxes and sure and all that they usually maybe not no i guess they probably have the the the styrofoam actually they don't even put it like any sort i was thinking they had like the uh uh that padded wrap kind of a little bit spongy like the injected in there? Like the not the injectable? No, no. Thinking more like the like the comes in sheets and they wrap it around things and then they put the

then they put the styrofoam sides on it and jam. Oh, that's probably true. I haven't opened one yet so you're probably right. I haven't actually looked in there. Well, yeah, I hope so. I am going to test them though because I don't want to have the event and go oh one of them doesn't work. But it just

downpour rains while we're trying so we're hustling. He is too. He's like rush it and he goes, I'm sorry about the rain. I'm like no worries. Let's go. kick the trunk open push the seats back shove well and box in there like all right well now move one of those baby seats over here and then cram

that one okay jammed the last one slam it fits we're like yeah and then the rain stops really right then dude it was freaking figures man freaking fickle late March early April

mid April rain that we get here you just can't predict it just piss me off but anyway I think it's all fine we got him here and it was all You know, the water was like beated up on. So the outer packaging. The packaging usually has that like coating, the cardboard coating on it.

So which will repel most, most rain. And the guy smelled like fried chicken. And I can't explain it. Oh, really? Yeah. Don't know what that was about. I just whiffed it on him. He probably probably was there.

And maybe he, maybe they take turns in different departments. Maybe he was over in the meat. The fry, yeah, frying area. Yeah. So he just came out smelling like a Colonel Sanders guy. And it was fine. And it kind of made me hunger for chicken. Was it like Popeye?

Like Popeye? So we went to get tacos. Anyway. Nice. Of course you did. Of course we did. Anyway, so those are procured. I just have to test them and make sure they're working.

And then everybody on the teams will be able to clearly see the hints Brian is showing. And not what the audience sees. Right. We're going to see different things. Well, no, you should see exactly the same thing as the audience. Well, he's going to have it. So if you did have something you wanted them to see, but not the audience or the other way around, he's got it routed that way, I think. Okay.

So we'll have some options that way if you need, if needed. It doesn't matter if we need it or not. No, I mean, this is like for movie poster taboo, there will 100% be movie poster taboo. The audience needs to see exactly what you're seeing. I'm trying to think if there's anything where you guys need to see something different. No, not really. Okay. Good.

So that might make things easier. I don't know. I know that for other, probably for other panels, you do need different things, right? Possibly. I know I want to do, I guess I just do that with my laptop screen.

But when I do, I'm going to have like a keynote type thing set up that'll, I'll see the next. Yeah, and I'll see the next thing before everyone else does. But I guess I just see that on my screen. I don't know. I'll talk to Kevin,

see what I deserve. I need to look at the schedule and figure out when I'm doing my drinking binge. Yeah, you got to know when to get drunk. And then how drunk to get. Before. Yeah. Frogpants All Stars.

Yeah. And then after. Yeah. Gotta get that corn liquor for Dunaway. Well, let's see what we can do. Yeah. What'd you get up to this weekend? Anything cool?

We went out, had a lovely dinner at a Mexican restaurant with someone in our life who is a nurse practitioner. Mm. Who regaled us with an on-site visit that she had to do for somebody. and it's it's a situation where there's a little bit of um what's it's a a d-d intellectual yeah i know what you mean yeah anyway um some intellectual issues and uh this person apparently did excellent well not accidentally but did a little self-mutilation uh which yikes uh and and the specifics are she goes there and says, so what exactly did you do to yourself? And he says, well, I tried to do a self-circumcision.

And this is an older person. This is somebody like, I'm trying to remember. I just hit them up to see if they could tell me how old they were again. But I think of 45, 50, like, older. Were they, were they currently in an uncut state before he tried to? They were, yeah, they were, yeah, previously in an uncut state and then decided to cut themselves. They've had some urinary issues with some clogging and thought this was the solution. Yeah, that's usually something you consult a physician about.

Usually, yes. And so she said, where, you know, why would you do that or how did you do this? and he said, I bought a kit online. Stop, there's a kit. And so she's like, I have to see what this kit is. So I'm going to give you a link, Scott. All right. All right.

I'll let you decide how much of this you want to put on screen. Let's see. I'll put it in our TMS. There it is right there. Our TMS deal. Oh, sorry, that is a mess. massive link, but it'll get what you get.

It'll get me there. Oh. Now, okay. This is, you know, you're going to show the whole thing. I mean, sure. I mean, it's an Amazon listing.

I suppose it should be okay. Try to pretend you don't see this over here, people. Whatever we got going there. But basically, they bought this. Now, what it is, it's a circumcision trainer kit for medical students so that you can actually practice.

Oh, this is a practice. It's a practice kit for, right, it's like for, for moils or medical students or whatever else. Oh, that's the worst thing I've ever seen. Jeez, watch you. The worst thing I've ever said. I'm just scrolling. I want to see reviews. Ah, get down there.

Why are there different colors? Well, and not only why are there different colors, but why is one of the colors $25 cheaper than the other colors? I don't know why. I don't like that. That implies some inert racism. It does. Seventy-nine for the white penis.

Two versions of the white weaner. 53 for that one? For the African-American wiener, yes. I don't. I don't. Something's up, but I don't like that. Oh, my gosh. So he tried to do, okay, but this is a kit for faking it, not doing it.

They didn't understand that, and they used this kit to do it to themselves. and gave me a chill, dude. Yeah, yeah. Gosh, dang it. Well, I hope he's all right. Your Monday morning cringe. Hello, everybody. Is he all, is he all, he's all, he got take,

they took him to the hospital where I'm sure he, they, they rectified the situation. Yeah. As best they could. Okay. Well, this shows there's stuff that, man, when you're in certain industries, nursing or freaking,

and just doctors in general. I'm sure there's stuff. Tolbert's never told us about crazy things that come through his office. Oh, I'm sure. Yeah. We'd love to hear some sometime, Jerry. Yeah.

Call it in. I'd love to hear it, I think. Yeah, I think I'd love to hear it. Sort of want to hear it. If it has anything to do with like this, maybe we'll skip that. We've had our taste. Yeah, yeah.

I kind of want to get one of these and put it on the wall on like, somebody who I want to really, you know what I mean? Because it looks like a plaque a little bit. You know, it would be cool is to work it into a light switch. Yeah, you got to lift it up to turn it on and off. Oh, man.

Or successfully perform a circumcision on it. Right. To turn the light off the lights every time you need to turn off the lights. All right. Love it. Love it. So for 80 bucks, you guys can, and with Amazon Prime free shipping, you'll get it tomorrow. You'll get it tomorrow, yes.

Yeah. Yes, exactly. Out there in a box on your front lawn. Yes. Fantastic. Anyway. That's good stuff. There you go.

Who's your Monday morning wake up? Hello. I enjoyed it greatly. Let's see if we also enjoy having the following person on the call. Why won't that turn down? There we go. Hey, look who it is. It's our old friend Brian Dunaway joining us.

Hey, man. Oh, I've gotten, Brian. What's going on? Hey, Brian. Yeah, what's going on? How are you? How are you feeling? I'm doing good.

Well, okay, it's a lie. I'm a little down. I went to Barnes and Noble yesterday and was like, oh, what am I want to look at? I'm kind of in a learning mood. And I was like, I wonder what they got in the computer book area, you know, because I like do that from time to time. I learned so much back in the day. Oh, I know.

The Riley books and stuff. What was, is that your favorite one? The Riley books? Is that the one with the hand-drawn animals on the cover? Yes. The ink-worked animals on their phone? Yes. So good, man.

I like those, too. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm sad because I was here yesterday and I was, I was like, I couldn't find them anywhere, the books. And I was like, what you got here? And they were like, they took me over to a little corner where they had a cart. I can't kid you not.

A four foot cart and length, three foot high. And it had like a couple of stacks of book and they said, there you go. And I'm like, are you kidding me here? And so, and I got down to squat it down. It was like, uh, iPhone for seniors. And I was like, what else I got in here? they got a 2007 publisher book. I'm like, all right, I'm out of here.

Oh, no, Microsoft Publisher. I'm out of hilarious. Yeah, I mean, everybody learns everything on YouTube these days. Well, they had no lack of dead media in the back with their vinyl room. Yeah. Pardon me, dead media. Right. And manga stuff rose and rows of that.

Rose and media. Political, yeah, political science. I'm like, come on. How did you handle yourself? Are you saying that my 25th anniversary Spice World picture disc is dead media? Dead, you say? I say it's living. Look at it live.

Look at how living this media is. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It really is unfair for me too. I do apologize. You're catching strays for, you know, because I do love, I do love the audience. You love some. Of course, you're a retro guy.

Of course you love all this. Yeah. By the way, before we get emails, I think it's O'Reilly, wasn't it? not O'Reilly O'Reilly O'Reilly Yeah it's that Auto parts

Oh yeah They still have a website And they still do stuff How come they didn't do You know I like the O'OO Rilies You know what they should have done is O'Reilly is a Show us your O face

Yeah O'Reilly's Yeah I have a whole A whole book on it But look at these Professional technology All those are the O'OReilly pros

Yeah apparently Apparently it's all course work now Yeah Let me tell you what let me tell you what people and no, don't call them. Did you get some O'Reilly books? No.

Really? Shorten it. All right. I'm a kid. I don't know. I felt like that's why I looked it up because I thought I used to call him the O'Reilly books. I don't know.

What do I know? Hey, guys. It's, it's, oh, really, time to play a game. And that game is called, what is it? Monday morning half asses. Yes, it is. What day is it? Brian, will you explain these rules and what people stand to win?

Oh, sure. Welcome to the morning half asses. This is a trivia game where I'm going to be giving the two of you the answers. I'm going to give Scott and Brian the category and six possible answers, three of which are correct. And three, like calling those books, the Riley books are incorrect. Depending on how confident you feel with the categories, you can provide one, two or three guesses. And if you get any of those guesses wrong, you get zero points for that round. One right gets you a point.

Two right gets you three points. Three right gets you five points. I rolled dice when I came up with the scoring system. I don't know. The player with the most points after three rounds when the prize for their contest. and contestants have been pulled from members of the Tadpool that support us on Patreon, like good people. Scott, you're playing for Victoria Perry.

Nice, Victoria Perry. Woo! Me and you, who! Brian, you're playing for Squatch. Oh, shit. Take that. It's all about the Squatch. It's all about the Squatch.

Love it. That's a great name. It is a great name. All right. Let's start with question number one. If you guys are ready, chemical elements with one-letter symbols. So you're looking at your periodic table of the elements.

You're looking at the following six, which three of these have one-letter symbols. Krypton, tungsten, boron, sulfur, eturbium, and radon. Man, this subject is... You're really hoping for potassium. Easy one, yeah, yes. All right, let me go through the table on my brain. Pretty sure boron is not. Sing it in your head.

with the animaniacs, shall we? BORON in, but, but it tungsten. TRIPTO, Crypto night. South Carolina, Columbia. Wait, now I'm doing states a city. All right. I'm pretty sure about that one. Doing two.

Don't know. Okay. I'm going to get in a case. I'm going to go. Very, very un. Yeah. Yeah. I've had more time, maybe.

Yeah. Yes, Ibit sends me a trivia quiz yesterday. It says, hey, so it takes five minutes to take. I'm like, cool, cool, cool, cool. And so I start, and immediately my family, they're all running around asking me questions and stuff. And I'm like, oh, I'm going to get put with the special kids. You were like, you were like Elaine trying to take George's IQ test at the restaurant, what Kramer was spelling shit on them.

Yes. Yes, it was great. It was great. All right. Let's start with, you guys each chose two. Let's start in the bottom left corner with boron. Boron. Boron.

Brian, you chose boron. What is the letter you think that boron is? It's a big old cue. I'm just kidding. It is not a big old cue. But it is a single letter. It's the letter B. Yes, B.

Why, I thought you were being silly, but okay. You want a serious answer. Serious answers only. Potassium is K, right? So, you know. Yeah, that's actually a fair answer. Yeah. Yeah.

Wait a minute. I didn't know potassium was K. Is that what special K's made out of? Yes, made out of special potassium. So when you ask your dealer for some K. That's right. Let's go over to one of Scott's choices, etterbium. Terbium.

Scott, what letter would you guess? I'd give it the Y because it's a fair. That was a logical guess. Yeah, absolutely. It isn't. It's YB. Shit. But the rest of your three answers, you managed to pick the three wrong answers.

on the turbium and radon are all incorrect tungsten is w radon was only one tungsten is w boron is b sulfur is s what's funny is those are the three most common of this list they're the most common you hear about tungsten boron and sulfur and to me that just felt like they're too common like i let my head i let my brain tell me the wrong thing that's what i have a pretty i have a pretty good visual i have a pretty good visual memory If I had enough time to sit there and go through the table, I might have been able to get these, but no. Fast? Mm-mm.

Not a chance. I'd barely get through the Breaking Bad intro. What is radon? Is R-A? R-D. I'm sorry, R-N. R-N is radar. Oh, that's right.

Yeah, because I always think the registered nurse. YB. Krypton is T-R. Tungsten, by the way, thank you for reminding me, T-R-P-W. T-R-P-W because Wolfram. Oh, it doesn't even have the T-Spot. Who's got the key spot? Do anybody have just tea?

I don't think anything. I might be wrong. I can't think of just tea. That's weird. Yeah. It's weird how they decided this, like a bunch of nerds in a room. I could easily be wrong. It could easily be forgetting something.

Titanium is tea? Oh, titanium. How can you not sing it? You have to. It's Coachella. You have to. That's right. Exactly.

All right. Let's get to question number two. This is one. had no idea about and we'll see. Oh yeah they want to see the board. Question number two is the actual names of the three wise

monkeys. See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Which I always thought were see no evil, hear no evil speak no evil but apparently not. They actually have real names. Your choices are Sukanku, Iwazaru, Ichimaru, Kikazaru,

Saru Saru and Mizaru. There's a fourth There's a fourth monkey too I learned this recently on Yeah Oh I didn't I don't know anything about this I read the

I read this book It's about a serial killer And he's called the fourth monkey And they call him that Because or he's the fourth monkey killer And there's a there's a fourth one No one ever talks about That basically is like

Think no evil or something That might be it No I can't I just finish the damn book Feel no evil Like in your belly Like like you smell no evil Oh that's good

It would smell no evil. It might be think or... I mean, the rest of them are senses, right? So I would assume it would be a sense, right? Yeah, and the reason I think that's true is the way... Taste no evil? That'd be great. The guy's got these major dad issues and his dad used to force him not to think things.

And I think that was it. Interesting. That's interesting. It's a good book, though. Anyway. Sounds like it. Yeah. All right.

The actual names. The actual names. Because today we learned that they actually have names. these are actually from the book. I should know this. Really? Yeah, that one I clicked is very familiar.

Okay. But maybe... Which one did you click? I'm on tell you. I'm not and tell you. All right. Scott's locked in. Ryan,

still deciding. I don't know what words are coming out of my face today. There. All right. Two is there. The two of you each locked in with two, each of you. I'm,

I'm amazed by this. All right. We missed all of them. You know what? Why? Let's pull, let's yank this bandaid off. Yeah.

You, you guys selected all three wrong ones. If this was a minesweeper, we would have really blew it. Yeah, those would be explosions, not red X's. So,

Sukanku is Japanese for skunk. Ah. Saru, Saru is monkey monkey in Japanese. So Saru. Saru, sorry. And Ichimaru is a recording artist. Wow.

So your three are, and I'll give them to you specifically in case you do want to learn these. Kikazaru is hear no evil. Okay. Iwazaru, speak no evil, and Nazaru see no evil. Okay. Okay. All right. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

All right. I do love it when it comes down to the last one, especially when I give you a last one that kind of fits in your wheelhouses. We'll see how you do with it. All right. All right. Your last question is, shades of blue. Oh, artists. Artists should know this.

which of these are shades of blue. Your choices are. Okay, good. I'm about to say you're about to give us six colors I've never heard of ever. Your choices are. Periwinkle, Zaffer, Falvis, Cerulean, Goulds, Jules, or Cerise. My gosh, dude. Cherise?

Serese. Seres. Seres. Are you serrease right now? That's one of the ones I'm sure about the pronunciation. Well, pretty sure about the pronunciation of. not so sure about if it's a hard or soft G for ghouls or jewels? I don't freaking know.

I mean, who's different pallets of different names? This is going to screw me up. I don't know how I'm going to get it. So let's give it a shot and just say that one. I went with three, so suck it, because I know these. That one. I'm a blue freak. My eyes are blue.

I'm more of a red guy. You have red, but you have blue eyes? sure do you have to look deep into them i got three uh three littles in our family now that have that have blue eyes no one else does everyone else has brown eyes but they have blue uh all right there you go all right um you guys both locked in you both locked in on two and you both locked in on the same two answers let's see if uh well when you said it the first word the first color to came my mind was periwinkle because i've heard the phrase periwinkle blue people have said Winkle blue. Yep. And it's a very light, light blue. Serulian, if you, and that's the other one you guys both locked in on.

Also was the subject of an X-Files episode where the guy, or not the subject, but was he had the premonition about a truck hitting a car and then the truck goes by saying, Surulian. Yeah, so very good. Yeah, you guys each got those two correct. The other one was Zoffer, Z-A-F-F-R-E. ghouls or jewels is red. Fulvis is orange and serrice is pink. Seris is pink. I almost chose serice. Because it sounds like Sammy Tiao, what's that dress? It's a serice blue.

But now what it means is a pink blue. That's what they would have said. Anyway. So that means we have to go to a tiebreaker. And you guys kind of did equally bad. Oh, thank you. Or equally good, equally good. Sure.

Sure. I guess one of you did select, let's see, Brian did select Boron. The only other correct answer chosen in the whole game was Brian selecting Boron. So I'm going to give him the option of giving an answer or going high-low. I'm going to go high-low. Okay. All right. So Scott, this is going to be a fun one. Speaking of colors and red, in miles per hour, what is the average wind speed inside Jupiter? Jupiter's great red spot.

Oh. What is in miles per hour, the average wind speed inside Jupiter's great red spot, right? Because we know it's a... Jupiter. It's like a hurricane. It's a storm. Yeah, it's a constant, never-ending. Never ending.

And isn't there, like, diamonds and shit in there? Like, some kind of weird... Diamonds and shit. I might be thinking of a different planet, but there's... You might be thinking of a different planet. Yeah, I think... Is it Venus has raining diamonds? I think Venus might have something like that, yeah.

Some of these planets are some bullshit, man. All right, I'm going to say 600 miles per hour. Okay. 600 miles per answer per hour. Kilometers, please. Yeah, right, Mr. Metrick down there. 600 miles per hour is incorrect. Brian, is the actual answer higher or lower?

600 miles. I'm trying to think about how. I mean, look at that thing. It's like a big old. I know, which makes me think. So are you talking about the hour ring of the red spot or the, you just said the fastest part of it, right? Yeah, the average wind speed inside Jupiter's gray red spot. Oh, and Wes confirms scientists believe it literally rains diamonds on Neptune and Uranus and potentially on other gas giants like Saturn and Jupiter.

So not, not, I heard something to that. Yeah. To that degree. And then I just always thinking, like, is that what these billionaires are interested in? going to space for. They want to be the first ones to get that. They want gas giant diamonds. Yeah, they want all those diamonds. Actually, if there's nothing but diamonds, then they're worth shit. So that's right. Slow your roll, boys. Exactly. You're going to flood the market. Brian, higher or lower, 600 miles per hour. Six hundred miles per hour. I'm going to go,

I'm going to go lower, like, lower, yeah, lower. Okay. All right. The actual answer is 348 miles per hour Yeah, the scientists have been tracking this storm since 1830, believe it or not Trey, Jupiter, Red Spot storm. So, congratulations going to Squatch. Take that. Yeah, Squatch, you know what, but the name like Squatch, how can we not give it to him? Exactly.

Squatch. I have a good guess, though, Scott. It was a very good guess, actually, yeah. You're getting a copy of Inculinati, so it's like Illuminati, but Enkoolinati. A rad game. Very rad game. Yeah, that's awesome.

Great win on that one. And a copy of Venba. But don't worry, Victoria Petty, you're not going away empty-handed. You're getting the Pegasus expedition. You're getting the Pegasus. I'm not sure what that one is either. But that first one. Banger.

Cool. Yeah, I'm jealous. That's a good one. Well, well done, everybody. You get one of these. Congratulations. Watch for your private messages on the Patreon. You'll be getting your codes that away. Brian Dunn away.

Oh, hey. Got a lot of Ataways and Dunaways here. At a boy. We're going to hang out tomorrow for a watch Retro. We don't know what it is yet. We're going to probably finalize that today. But if you don't know what that is, at 4 p.m. Mountain on Tuesday nights, we've been getting together and watching really old stuff,

like cartoons from the 40s and beyond some earlier than that. We watched the bug eyes last week, the sectars. The sectars from the 80s, man. They all screamed every time they attacked. It was ridiculous. That cartoon kind of, one of the. One of the worst cartoons ever, but the toy line is kind of awesome. Yes, I remember the toys.

I don't even know if I remember there being cartoons, so that's wild. Yeah, it's really cool. And there's some recent-ish Kickstarter that kickstarted a bunch of new versions of the toys, and it was really successful. And I don't know if they're still available, but they're really rad. The cartoon? Terrible. Terrible.

Anyway, we'll see what's terrible tomorrow and have some fun with the chat. That'll be at 4 p.m. on Twitch.tv. slash Frog Pants. Brian Dunaway, will you do me one tiny favor? Oh yeah, no you. Kiss my butt. All right. Wow.

Wow. Yeah, that'll be fun. Why? Don't see Nicole yet. She has the link, but she's not answered yet. Let's just see if she's in her car. She had an appointment. We're trying to get her in the car.

Let's see. We'll tag her so she gets a notification. Ready to rock. Question mark. Whoops, that's a slag. And to those of the chat room that have been asking my t-shirt says, what's so funny about love, peace, love and understanding. From the song.

From the song, exactly. I got this at the Niccolo concert. And then promptly the next day while wearing it, while moving some stuff to work on a fence, but not doing the actual work on the fence, but moving some things, caught it on a nail and tore part of it. And so I was hoping you'd say you spilled a little something. No big deal. You can just get a spot remember or something. Nope.

tore a hole, but that hole is now patched up. Oh, man. Well, I'm glad. I'm glad the shirts remains, you know? Yes, for sure. Better than not. All right. You guys, check this out right here.

If I can find it. Oh, that's quiet. Let's turn that up again. Well, what do you recommend? Oh. Ah. Well, what do you recommend? What's going on?

Oh, nice. Yeah, a little fat fingering going on. Hey, you guys, check it out. It's time for recommendals. It's time for us to do recommendations of stuff that we have, seen via streaming services of various types and then we recommend them to you find folks at home it said we had Nicole but now it says connecting oh really okay yeah I heard I could have sworn I heard like car noise I did too I don't know what happened she might have gotten a call

or something we'll see what's uh what's up here um okay maybe I can oh yeah she jumped out maybe that means she's getting back in oh maybe okay has gone away, it says. Is that what it says on your side? Nick has gone away because she signed in as Nick, NIC, which I think is a great nickname for a woman named Nicole. For sure, yeah, yeah. Big fan.

All right, she's, let's see you doing, okay. Let's see what happens here. Chat room, I think I'll... Ending it for folks. Oh, I love it. Let me make sure the video resumed, did it? It did. Okay, we're good.

All right, here is Brian's clip. Let's check it out. Larry Cutler. Is there a Larry Cutler here? That's me. Larry. That's me. Oh, hey, man. I'm so sorry they had me at a whole other gate. Who are you? I'm Anna. I'm your AC. What does that stand for?

Your afterlife coordinator. That's not a job. You've passed away, Larry. No. You're dead. No, I hit my head. It's a girl. Walk with me.

All right, listen, so I was sitting with my family, and then I... Died. No, Anna, whatever you're trying to... I'm not sure what you do. It's not sore. Look, Larry. What is this happening? When you get here, your form reverts to its happiest self.

It can be any age. That's where there are lots of 10-year-old boys, but not a lot of teenagers, though. Shit, Joan, Joan, my wife, I need to go back. Oh, Larry, look on the bright side. At least your penis works again. Hey, Anna. My penis always worked. There's no need to feel shame here.

We've seen it all. Yeah, well, if I was there, I wouldn't really care about the functionality in my penis. Penis? Penis? Why does this remind me of like an Albert? Remember that Albert Brooks movie? Yeah, defending your life. Yeah, it reminds me of that.

Very similar in tone and humor. It's very, very comedic. This is a movie called Eternity. You're hearing Miles Teller and Divine Joy Randolph going back and forth. He just died, as you heard, Miles Teller died. and he has now reached eternity, which is where you choose where you're going to spend the rest of your life. So it's almost like a train station. It's very, very much set up like a train station, and you are given options of where you want to spend eternity.

But he, you know, he wants to wait for his wife, played by Elizabeth Olson. Unfortunately, there's a little bit of a wrinkle is that her first husband who died in the war, Callum Turner, is also. waiting for her and has been waiting in eternity for a long time, almost an eternity, waiting for her to show up so they could spend the rest of their lives together. So it's like a, it's a romantic comedy, but here's kind of the, kind of the thing that makes this unique and what I really enjoyed about it. Usually they set it up when you've got a romantic comedy that one of the choices is the obvious right choice, the best choice. And then the other option is like, he's kind of a jerk or kind of a dick or whatever.

In this situation, it's, you know, both guys are really good choices. And so you don't, you can't predict what she's going to choose at the end. And that's what I really liked about this. So here's my journey is really good. Here's my question. Is she the primary protagonist focus or is he, is Miles Teller the? Miles Teller is the primary.

Like it focuses, it focuses a lot on him. It seems like it go either way, right? Like she's, the pressure's on her now to choose between these two dudes that are with her in the afterlife for eternity or whatever. And it seems like it'd be her movie, but he's got top billing.

So he's got top billing. So he does get more screen time. He's kind of the focus. and his afterlife coordinator, Divine Joy Randolph, also, John Early, who, he's, he's, this guy is up and coming. He is absolutely hilarious. He was on a show called Search Party that I recommend. I think I recommendled it twice when different seasons came out because it started with a,

oh, no, that was a different one. Search Party was the one with the gal who played, maybe on arrested development Shotcat. Yeah. She was great. We watched a chunk of that. Kim and I did.

Yeah. Yeah. And he was the, their very flamboyant friend. Oh, yeah. He kind of stole the show a little bit. He really did. So he's another afterlife coordinator.

And so they're kind of coaching miles on what he should do to maybe win Elizabeth Olson's heart. But also knowing that, you know, they kind of also agree that the other choice might be a better one. So it's a really sweet, it's actually a really sweet romantic comedy.

We enjoyed it a lot. Apple TV is where this is? Apple TV, yep. Nice. Eternity just came out last year. And, you know, in a time period where we don't have a lot of romantic comedies, it's kind of nice to have one of those things like you

used to see all the time in the 90s. Oh, I agree. They're fun. This is one Kim and I are going to definitely watch. She loves this crap. So, and I don't mean crap in the, traditional sense of it. No, but this is the kind of stuff that Kim likes and so you guys would enjoy watching us together. And a fun little twist on it. That's that's always interesting. So will

Scarlet Witch choose 2.0, uh, uh, uh, Reed Richards? Who knows? Yeah, who knows? I really like him outside of that role. Uh, so everything is fine. Yeah. Uh, Nicole now joins us. Hello, Nicole. Oh, good. Can you hear me now? We can hear you now. We can hear you now. Hello. Scott, your voice was like morphed. I thought for a minute you replaced me with somebody with a weird voice. Really? You thought I pulled in a pinch hitter? Who's this guy? I tried to figure it out. No, you got in. Are you in the parking lot or where did you end up?

Yeah, I'm in the parking lot. I'm in Washington, Missouri. Oh, all right. Didn't know there was a Washington Missouri. There's a Washington everywhere, I think. Yeah, probably is. I know about the Washington misery. It feels like an important name, but I don't know.

Yeah, seems like they're everywhere. There's a Washington County, Utah, even. We got those even here. Which is weird because we like dumb names. like Hurricane and Skipio. Anyway, well, I'm glad you're here.

Yeah, Missouri likes to take all of the French names and Missouriify them. So like, I had to tell. Is Versailles in Missouri? There's a place called Creve Cor. And it's not. And Mark was like,

that's not how you pronounce it. I'm like, that's how you pronounce it. It's not, it's not smell. It's like crevé coree or something. Oh, it's so French name,

yeah. It's very French. but we don't really do that. Because the friend, you know, nobody likes the French. I get it. Yeah. Unless they're Patrick. We just don't like the way the French pronounce things, really, is what it comes to.

That's right. Otherwise, they're, you know, they're allies in every way. Well, hey, let's get to, let's go straight to you then because Brian did his. What do you, we got lined up? Before I do my recommendal, I want it, I have a feeling you guys have already talked about this, but I finally finished a night in, is it? Nine Kingdoms? Oh, yeah, the Game of Thrones deal.

The Game of Thrones. I haven't watched it. I haven't watched any of it yet, so. I want to tell you to watch it because, so when Game of Thrones ended, I was like, I'm done with this. And I know they came out with another series. I was not interested at all. Which was really, I liked it.

That actually was really good. I really liked it. I just, I was too, I don't know, I was Game of Thrones out. You were still too kind of burnt over. I don't know. I was just like, I was just like. I just need to take a break from that world. So Mark and I decided to watch a night.

Is it in Nine Kingdoms? A Night Kingdoms. Seven kingdoms. Seven kingdoms. I thought it was nine. No. Hold on. I'll tell you for sure.

Maybe you pay more for your HBO than other people do. You get HBO Plus Plus. You get extra two. It's called a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. So there you go. Of the Seven Kingdom. Yeah. Okay.

So anyway, we watched it. It was amazing. It was funny. It was, I just loved it so much. It's a nice, tight, close story that doesn't, it doesn't have the weight or the breadth of Game of Thrones. It's part of a short story he wrote that is based in the world but doesn't need the world necessarily to kind of thrive of its own story. It's really cool. I hope they do more of this sort of thing.

It would be great. Because it follows a hedge knight dunk. who basically came from poverty and he was the squire to another hedge knight. And you kind of get the story of Sir Dunk. And the only reason why I watched it is because I saw one of those clips from Game of Thrones. It has Prince Joffrey talking about looking at the history books. And it's like, oh my gosh, there's like four pages about this. knight, Sir Knight Duncan.

And Duncan the tall is his name. And then it clips to him hitting his head on every single door. He's a very tall. This kid is super tall. That clip alone, I was like, I got to watch this show. Because it has, like I said, it has some comedy in it. There's some much needed laughter that Game of Thrones never had. I just, I really liked it.

It was really great. There's a lot of twists and spoilers that I don't even want to tell you about. Yeah, like who he's related to is really important. I won't spoil it, but that's kind of a big deal. Interesting. Okay. Vikings. He was in Vikings Valhalla and he played this character named Dunstan.

And I think it's funny that he went on to play Duncan. So he's Dunstan and Duncan. And he's enormous. This kid is enormous. He really is. He's awesome. He's so awesome. I just loved it so much.

So that was, we finished that up the other day. But my recommendal is a documentary. And I think it was like a three or four part series. I watched this when it first came out, but the pandemic brought it back. And it caused a big, big kind of in that space. You're talking about the show, the documentary is about not the documentary, right? Not the documentary. Correct, correct.

Correct. But the documentary was made because of how many people watched this show during lockdown. Right. And everybody was like, what the hell? How was this a thing? How did this even make it on air? And so it kind of dissects it and you're just like, wow, it's a time capsule for that period of time for sure. All right, well, here's your clip. Let's check it out. I was rooting for you. We were all rooting for you. I haven't really said much, but now it's time.

Fashion model, model, art, ours, art, on America's next top model. We were showing the behind the scenes of what the fashion world was. I wanted to fight against the fashion industry. The only reason the door was open to me was because of Tyra. We had an audience over 100 million people. I felt like I was part of something so big. That was a moment where I realized, oh, my God, I think we built a monster.

These trailers are all the same. So funny to me. I know, I know. They always do that thing. And it's always a guy at the end going, and it all fell apart. Right. Yes, exactly. And that's when stuff changed.

Well, anyway, so this is the Project Runway. It's just called the Project Runway documentary. No, it's called, I wrote it down over here. Sorry, let me grab it. It is called. reality check inside America's top model. Oh, why do I keep saying Project Runway? Yeah, Project Runny is where they actually create the clothing.

Right. This is America's next top model. Yeah, you know why you said that is because Nicole, and her thing said, I did watch the Project Runway doc on Netflix. So I almost. See, even I got it confused. Well, and I'm glad I got it right. Because based on my searching, I'm like, oh, this is what came up.

But I do even think about the fact that you said Project Runway and I said America's Next Top Model. Wow. There it is. It's all fashion. Yeah. But Scott got it. Well, I sort of did. Was the clip you played from the right thing, Scott?

Yeah. As far as I know, that's the one is it? All right. I don't think there are two of these. Yeah. No, no. No. I'm sure the Project Runway one is going to come eventually.

Yeah. Right. Exactly. Oh, that's funny. Designers. So how. how is this? Is it just a bunch of, is it actually enlightening or am I just in there for like sub sub-popper bullshit? So they do get Tyra to come in and talk about it and she sort of apologizes.

I mean, they did some, I mean, it's just. What's the main beef? Why do people not like her? What'd she do? I never watched any of this. As far as I remember, she was like really rude to contestants, but is that, is that what the focus is? Yeah. And she's such a hypocrite. And through the whole thing, she's just like, I wanted to better the fashion industry while still, like, they just show the absurd. Absurd. I can't even say it. Absurdity.

Absurdity. Absurdity. Yeah. But like she makes, where it starts to cross a line is there's one girl in particular. I mean, these are 18-year-old girls. their brain has it finished developing. They're basically kids, yeah. Yeah, and just the manipulation, Shandy,

it was, I remember watching her, and she was just the Midwestern girl. She worked at Walgreens. She had a boyfriend, and they got her, they all got drunk, and she made a, I don't even know if she was so drunk that the producers should have stepped in. So basically this documentary is talking about the responsibility that the producers had for these young girls.

And they just, they milked it. They milked it. It was good TV. And nobody was there to protect those girls. And Tyra definitely wasn't there to protect those girls. And it just kind of pulls back that. And it's such cutthroat and how not. okay all that stuff was and that's why the documentary got made because everybody's watching this

through a 2020 you know lens now and they're like what the like they did photo shoots where they changed their ethnicity so girls were doing blackface and it was just like what is going on this one girl who actually is in the woodworking space mark has met her they pulled out her teeth one girl they closed her gap and then a couple seasons later they opened the girl's gap like it was like oh really what's your gap tooth a gap tooth yeah yeah oh i thought that was the i thought that was in to have a big old gap well the first the first girl she wanted to keep her gap and they were like you're we're gonna oh oh oh oh she got a call i bet she i bet it was a call that is a call sound was what that is mark when it cuts

abruptly like that that's because Mark's calling to say where's the tuna fish and she's like I don't know right we just come up with our own story about what's going on. I love it, yes.

Where do we keep the fire extinguisher? I think let's see if I'll say, did you get a call? And if so, it's not a problem. I can go. Hopefully she can get back to that.

Sorry. My phone. My phone keeps going off. Oh, okay. Oh, like it, like it. Yeah. Oh, it shuts off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that, I don't know how to turn that off. That's a browser thing and it's not using the phone thing. It's like, I'll just go to sleep now. So what did I say? Where did I talk off at? You ended up with, you were talking about how after the girls did blackface and that stuff. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. That was one. Closing the tooth gap. Oh, tooth gap. That's what it was.

Tooth Gap was the tooth gap. Well, and then they have all of the people, so they have the producer that made the show with Tyra and how nobody wanted to take on the show except what was the network? ABC, CBS, NBC. No, none of those. It was like... TBS or something. It wasn't even WB. It was like you...

Oh, shit. What was it? UPN. Oh, that doesn't even exist anymore. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. So that was their big hit that they, because they signed on.

And they did like 20, almost 20 seasons. They called them, they didn't even call them seasons. They were like, what the hell did they call them? I can't remember. But it was. Torture sessions. Basically, you're watching these young girls be tortured. And the important part of the documentary is they bring a lot of these girls back.

And they're grown women now. And they're like, yeah, that really messed me up. And they just didn't care. And, yeah, it was just a bummer. And then the two J's and then the photographer that you heard in the trailer, they were a huge part of the show. And as soon as they got rid of them, the show just went down. And then eventually they got rid of Tyra.

I didn't even know that either. I didn't know that either. I thought she was always a fixture on that thing. No. Even though she made the show, they fired her. Wow. I saw none of the, I've never seen any of it, but it sounds like it might still be an interesting documentary about, you know, manipulation and stuff. It's, it's a, it definitely was psychological warfare for these poor girls. I would never let my children do a reality show.

Oh, hell no. My God. We interviewed, me and Tom interviewed the guy who edited for pawn stars and for, what was the one where the containers were full of? Oh, yeah. Storage wars. Storage wars. Yeah. And I said to him, we asked him, and he was doing some other more modern stuff. And I can't remember the names of the shows. And I was still shocked he said this out loud because I thought it would get him in trouble. But we said how much of this stuff is like staged or tweaked to be more entertaining? And he literally goes, oh, all of it, every second of it. All of it. It's all scripted. He says, none of it. You think it's, the reality TV is a lie. It's not true. It's all fake. And you should be better off knowing that when you watch it. Because you can still have fun, be entertained. or whatever, but don't go in there thinking you're watching anything real. And I was like, are you going to get fired? Like, I felt like we were getting them fired that day. Yeah.

I think they all know that. Because they reveal too much. Yeah, I don't know. Anyway. I think, like, the real world, the first season of real world was probably as close as we'll ever get to true. Probably. I mean, you know, there's only so much you can do with editing to make somebody look like a villain if they don't have villain tendencies like like

Puck sticking his fingers in the peanut butter in the real world no amount of no amount of editing can make Puck seem like the hero Puck. That was season two though right? Yeah I think that was yeah Season two is where it kind of peaked like I think three and on it was a little

too manufactured Jersey Shore was very manufactured Oh very manufactured. Oh my god yeah those kinds of reality shows I Most of them I can't do Big Brother is about the only one that I can do because there's competition in Big Brother There's competition.

Over, sure there's drama but yeah But you like that You like the amazing Ration Parts of it Yeah, Survivor Amazing Race

I did like the Squid Game Squid Game. Oh, Squid Game was good too Oh, I enjoyed that, yeah The real one, yeah I was surprised to much I like that. They did that very same thing

where, you know, they did some editing, there were some people who were real dicks in there in Squid Game but they also did some editing to make it look like all right,

we're going to have this person say something but then we're going to cut to a shocked face that we recorded two days ago from this guy just to make it look like what he said was so much worse. I hate those. Yeah. I do too.

The edits or the faces where they pause and go between people's faces, no matter what the show, the cooking ones, they all do it. They all do it. It's like, all right, you guys. Freaking, are we this easy? We must be.

We must be this. We are. Yeah. We are. So, yeah. Give it a watch, especially if you watched, America's Next Top Model when it aired. And I did. I watched, I think, the first few seasons. I always seem to take, like, I watched like the first two seasons of something and I'm like,

I've lost my taste for this. Yeah. I can't. Well, hey, you made it all six for Game of Thrones. Look at that. Well done. Do you have another minute or do you need to rush in there? I got to go. All right. No worries. I just want to make sure before I started yapping about my thing. about manipulating women as well. Oh, terrific. Hoorraine. We got a theme. Brian's about a woman who's got to choose and these others have no choice.

We'll see you soon. Good luck at your appointment. Tell Mark to make something out of wood. All right, bye. All right. I got a documentary I'm going to share with you that is kind of number one on Netflix. A lot of people probably already seen it or they've seen it sitting up there. Saw that it was advertised.

Yeah. And this one hits close to. to home because it's whole kind of an extension of that whole LDS offshoot, the FLDS, fundamental Latter-day Saint sect that broke off and they kind of did their own thing. And it was, there's a whole other documentary that's also very good and enlightening and horrible called Stay Sweet. Always, no, was it? Always believe Stay Sweet, whatever it is.

I forget the name of it. But it's about this Warren Jeff's guy who is currently serving a massive prison sentence for all the bullshit he pulled. and what is wild is this this documentary is almost a sequel. In fact, for all intents and purposes, it is because somebody had to fill the power vacuum in this weird cult. And so someone did, and this is the documentary about that. And then also the documentary is basically the documentaries leading these people along, the leaders of this thing along so that they trust them so much that they end up spilling the beans about all the

dark, dirty shit they're doing because they think they can trust these documentarians. Wow. They are now in prison for 50 plus years. So it's all good stuff in the end in terms of like resolution. But man, what a wild ride. Anyway, here's my click. Here's my clip. And see if we can get.

This is another one of those trailer types though. So I guess enjoy this. Predators don't come in dressed with their horns and their cape. They come in dressed in their suit and tie. Are you across it? I would be a liar if I said I wasn't. In the aftermath of Warren Jess incarceration, the FLDS has really been fraying and fragmented. Sam Bateman saw himself being an heir apparent to Warren Jets.

We're following a false prophet, and he's leading us right to hell. All right. Sounds nice and dramatic like a trailer show. Of course. Yep. that woman you heard in there at the end especially her name is it's like Lorelei or something like that she is she was part of this community and without her like just starting to kind of question the the quote unquote authority of these men that were claiming to have dominion over these women uh-huh uh there's no case like really so she broke it wide of the whistleblower yeah yeah and did so and just i mean she comes i'm convinced she might be one of the bravest people. I've ever seen anything talked about before. And there, this thing is basically, it's about this dude named Samuel Bateman, who kind of came in to fill the vacuum when Warren Jeffs left and started to claim

that he was communicating directly with Warren Jeffs from prison, not through phones, but was like getting, you know, spiritual connection with this guy. Oh, yeah, yeah, like, okay. So he claimed that. And then he claimed that God himself was talking to him. telling him what he needed to do and that now he was the chosen one and eventually he would rule the world and he had some crazy ideas about the queen of england had to visit him first and all this weird stuff this is back in 2020 2020 2021 era this is all going on it's a pretty recent ish five

six years ago and uh he started marrying everybody including other people who whose wives were already their wives because they're big on plural marriage oh no and this is that little town right up there in northern Arizona just past the border of Utah. They're, they're this weird, what's it called? I forgot the name of the city. Shit.

Anyway, it's famous for this. And that Warren Jess guy. He was marrying underage girls, girls that were like 13, 14. There were some as young as 10. Some of those weren't ever confirmed. And he's, of course, having sex with all of them. And all this stuff starts coming out about how

not only is he having sex with all these young, girls. He's doing it under the guys that I'm your prophet and you have to do this. This is how you show me your faith and all this bullshit. And then he's also taking some of these girls and sending them out to these other men that are part of kind of the leadership and they're all having sex with these girls. Sometimes all on the same house, all watching each other. Under the guys that this is somehow a spiritual offering, but the men are just perver McGervers. Oh, yeah. for sure. And it's, it's absolutely heinous, Brian. And on the purpose of it. The Epstein files, basically. Oh, yeah. Like, it's like, it's many Epstein with no money. It's just no money Epstein.

It's what it is. Without an island. Yeah. With Lank state. Yeah. And he was, he was just, on the surface, like when we first get the footage of him and stuff, he's got this very meek, mild manner. And he's very, I'm just so happy to be with these, these young ladies, my life. And the Lord has blessed me so blah, blah, blah. but then you would get behind the scene stuff and other stuff where he's all like just like f bombing in the car about how one of the girls wouldn't go talk to this other guy and i need i need them to obey me unconditionally and they're starting to threaten people and all this and the documentarian people this couple from laa and she's got her own story that kind of mimics some of this which is why she's there to help like they basically become they're a turncoat for everybody but in the end a whole bunch of people get taken uh he gets put in prison all his corroborabro corroborators get put in prison, big federal charges of sex trafficking and all this stuff. So awesome. 50 years. It was rotten hell.

And then the bunch of the girls, some stayed, but most got out. And most are trying to just get life, figure life out. Yeah. Like somehow reintegrate back into life. Wow. I could, I mean, I guess you get so indoctrinated or entrenched in that life. that you don't want to get out. The ones who stayed in are basically like probably too afraid of what life is like on the outside now.

Yeah. And all they've heard since birth is they've just heard pure, 100% absolute obedience to the, to whoever's claiming to be the prophet. Just all obedience all the time. And so when you're told that your entire life as a little girl growing all the way up into adulthood, that is just there's no other thing. there's no other life to look at you don't know any other way and and so to break away like a couple of them did it's not as simple as me and you going man i got to cut out donuts you know

for them it's like i got to cut out if if we were told from birth that donuts are like that we will die if we don't eat donuts every day yeah yeah basically is the equivalent that's basically right and for them it's it's so massive and so earth shatteringly changing for them that I just don't know how they did it. And it's, it's that that part that some of that stuff's really inspiring. It's a, it's a hard watch in the sense that, you know, tons of stuff is revealed. But it's also just a good documentary that takes time to talk to prosecutors and police and people who were there and, and some of the ex-members of the thing. And there's some people that are still there, but that are totally different now and that are

like doing it differently. Um, I wish. they'd get all the way out. That'd be nice. But yeah, no kidding. Anyway, it's pretty gnarly. And a lot of people are talking about this one for a reason. I would recommend it if you're, if you're into that whole, I don't know, true, not true crime. Because it is true crime, but it's like a exposee on bad people. Yeah, there we go.

Yeah. It's good. It's on Netflix. So we have two Netflixes and an Apple. And an Apple TV plus. I guess they just call it Apple TV now, right? I think so. I think they took the plus off.

I think so, too. I'm not sure why they ever did the plus. Because they want to differentiate it from the box, the set top box. And I think they're renaming that the next go-around too. What do you hope they call it? Oh, geez. Apple video pod. Apple video box.

Apple Roku. Could be like, what's the headset called? Oh, the Vision Pro. Vision Pro. They could call it the Vision. Nano. Nano. I love it.

Come out, pull it out of your little pocket there. Tim Cook. That's right. Apple VideoCube. Look at my product. Yeah. Anyway, there's your recommendals. These will be up on quicktMS. l for your perusal, which is also linked on our regular old website at frogpants.com slash TMS.

Yeah. And IceWorm is doing these now. He's doing, he's back to, now that I've figured out like templates and stuff like that with the new QuickTMS.LI site, Iceworm is back on doing those. Nice. Yes. So look for those up. If not now, then later today. Thank you, Michael Boyd.

He's the best. I wish he was coming to Nerdtacular. I do too. He's got a concert. He's going to somewhere, like some kick-ass concert that he's going to. It's probably garbage again or something. Probably. And I mean the band.

Can we just get garbage to play Nurtacular and then we get Mike Boyd as well? Oh, I'm sure they'd be down for that. And then Shirley Manson can hang out with me. I'm sure they'll do it. They'll do it kind of for free and we can just hang out. It'll be great. Come on. You bunch of vegan.

and I are born on the same day. We should be buds. We're exactly the same age. Oh, same day, same year and everything. Same day, same year, I believe, yes. That's me and me and Tyler Sheridan, who does all those shows. Oh, really? I love that. Same day. I take that back. He's 14 years older than me. I thought he was born on same same day, different year. Gotcha. All right. Well, if anyone sees Tyler Sheridan notice his physique and then ask me what the hell's wrong with me. Hey, that's it for that. Let's do quick email. I'll do one of these today. We'll save the other one for tomorrow. Got this one from Dawn

who says, hey guys, when I saw Scott's little frog cube with the butt cheeks, I knew exactly what that was from. Her YouTube channel is Sorrel's Souls. Check it out for more froggy goodness. So apparently... That's cool. Sorrel Souls. I didn't look it up yet, but you can get this little guy.

Or I guess this person makes these. Actually, I don't look it up. I probably should have, but... Here's her website. If you that copy paste pasteoroni bado do but do but do pasteorone

shorter link this time the San Francisco treat can't pulling it up oh yeah you got some art and some fart oh look at these frogs

enamel pins I love these frogs yeah I want to oh here we go painted frogers be funny if it was full size arcade machines

it won't open that's cool they have one of It's a dumpling. Oh, really? I can't get it to open. I don't know why. What's going on here? One that looks like a pickle.

I like pickle frog. Yeah. That won't work for me. I don't know why. But I'll keep looking. I love it. I love also spreading the word about people doing good art. So thanks for the heads up on that.

If you stick around at the end of the show, you'll get to hear a classic mashup called the Clinto virus. It's an SPT, which I forgot what that means. Oh. That's a Jamie's. Yeah. code for something. Scott Plays.

Oh, predicts. No. Oh, plays. No. Can't be plays, right? What's the title of it again? The Clinton virus. Clinton.

And this was 2018, which means we didn't know about COVID yet. No. That's true, yeah. So who knows what we were talking about? Who knows what we were talking about? Well, you'll have to tune in after the song today and you'll find out yourselves. Big thanks to Jamie for that. Use our website and all the ways to contact us there.

frogpants.com slash TMS. There'll be no 1 p.m. Monday show today because Carter will be traveling. Her plane doesn't get her to a little bit later. However, I will be doing a stream at one. Not sure what I'm doing yet, but come, come tune in.

It's a little dumb solo stream as we wait for Carter to get home. Cool. You do like play a video game or something? I don't know. I'm trying some new stuff with OBS. I want to test a few tweaks and add-ons that I added. Things I have zero time for.

So I'll use today. an excuse to do it. Anyway, and another reminder, please, please, please, you have time still. Get over to Nerdtacular, the website, frogpans.com slash nerdtacular. Buy your tickets. Get your hotels reserved and get out here to Salt Lake City in June to see me and Brian and Tom. And maybe I'm hearing word, Nicole, I forgot to say something while she was here. Oh, yeah.

I'm hearing like, it sounds like Nicole's going to make it after all. She's potentially there. Randy, Brian DeLuck, or Brian DeLux. Brian DeLucs. Bobby, Tom Merritt, Bill Durand, Dr. Jerry. Liam O'Brien? What?

Liam O'Brien? Uncle George and Ann Barb? The real Chris Brown. I mean, so many people. It's going to be great. So come on out, be a part of the family. It might be the last one of these we do of this level. And we really want you to come.

That's it for us. Brian, let's play a song and get the F out. Well, we talked about him a second ago. Jamie TMS smashups wrote in said, what up my dudes? Yesterday was my girlfriend's birthday, and I wanted to dedicate this song to her. We saw Callum Scott when he came to Vancouver,

and this artist opened for him. We both instantly loved her and even got to meet her and snag a photo at the merch booth. I reached out to her, and she was stoked when I said I wanted to share her music with this amazing community.

I hope you all will love her music as much as I do. Happy birthday, baby. I definitely want to live in a world where we can hang out forever. I'm pretty sure that's to his girlfriend, and not to this musical artist. Yeah.

Slapin de base, though. Need to watch that movie again. Jamie, p.S. your clips library is coming soon. In the meantime, try and find me a super old clip of Fletcher fumbling his read. I can do that. I think I have that right here. Or do I? Let's see.

Fletcher is this it? No, let's see. Okay, well, we'll give this one a try. Okay. You know what? This might just have to be a random one of him. Okay. Because I don't know for sure.

Okay, here it is. It'll just play a random one. Ah, home crap, home. All right. Good enough. Oh, yeah, you'll see Scott Fletcher there too in June. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yep.

All right. So the song is Whatever Forever. The artist is Burr, B-E-R. And this is from a brand-new EP. Well, brand-new a couple years ago. 20-24 EP. Room for you. Here is Burr.

Listen to this. mashup and many more after the show at patreon.com slash mashup guild. And now sit back as Scott tries his darndest to pronounce things. Coming up on TM, Try that again. Bet, bit, bit, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet.

Borgifund de do you. Borgia feodor. Do that look right? Borgia fjorder. Borgia fjorda. Borgifurnder. Is the, uh, uh, spoken air, spoken sparrow. They tested positive for,

Phalelites. Yeah. Fyelites. There's no way to pronounce that without just going, phthalates. You have to do a at the beginning. Someone in the chat, booby, sorry,

boogie ponderosa, xylene and two toluene, toluene, moustache. Earn Aginlogs in formation, 100 gram in Latin in Dutch and schnit. Le Colkin hydrate, daven Zucker,

daven gestiate, fat and zorin, and balestofy. Kendra, Villa lovasuela. Vanneueva. Thank you. Villanueva.

There you go. No brother. We're brother. What brother? What is it? No brother. Oh, brother. Plinto virus wrote in.

I'm not comfortable saying clinto virus very often. Kind of gives me the... Also, it's clintovias, but fine. If we're going to be corrected each other on the names in our doc, then we can go ahead and do tit for death. Clintovias. Ask your doctor. Plinto virus is right for you. That's the one with that bumber flitch cumber fart.

Bumber snitch. flubber snitch flabberbutt bember snatch flumberbutt blumber snitch fernber blart bembersnatch cumberblart bembersnatch cumberflare bember snag pumberblunk bember dick fumberbutch isn't it is that the guy all right there you go that's great this has been a frogpants production find all our shows at frogpants.com