The Morning Stream - TMS 3006: Land O Face

Episode Date: May 11, 2026

Make Your Own Bricks. Freshly squeezed Johnson. Missing Butter Woman. Hipster Denver deal. Lucy, Ginger, and DOG. Pubicdoodle. Land of 11,842 lakes. Spilt Drink Magnet. All The @s Were Gone. Boombots Pizza has to be Good. Center Seat by the Toilet. Roger S'Moore. Meet your hired killers on Slack. You're turning Blueberry, Blueberry! Science Doesn't Care With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Before they take off, birds actually shrink their digestive organs like their stomach and liver. Birds are weird, man. Anyway, support TMS today at patreon.com slash TMS. Coming up on the morning stream, make your own bricks. Freshly squeezed Johnson. Missing Butterwoman. Hipster Denver deal. Lucy, Ginger, and Dog.

Pubic doodle. Land of 11,842 lakes. Spilt drink magnet. All the aats were gone. Boombat's pizza has to. be good. Center seat by the toilet. Roger Sammore. Meet your hired killers on Slack. You're turning

blueberry, blueberry. Science doesn't care with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. I won't be a minute. I just don't want this to burn. Please, sit down. No tiki, no washy. which makes for bad feelings. Hello everybody and welcome to TMS.

It is the morning stream for May 11th, 2025. Isn't the 11th supposed to be something today? What is today? It's not 511. Isn't there something? It feels like it, right? Or am I thinking of...

There's a company called 511 that does like outdoor gear or something. Right. But there's no like... I don't think that's what you're thinking of, but... It's not some holiday thing we made up on the internet or something. Why am I? think in that of May 11th.

May 11th. I don't know. When's May Day? What's that? May 1st is May Day. That would make sense. Yeah. Well, I don't know.

It does it. It's my stepmom's birthday. 511 tactical gear. Thank you, TV's Travis. That's what they're... Do they celebrate today? Is it a big sale day for 511? That makes sense, right?

Wouldn't it be? Yeah. I mean, 711, you get your free slurpee. What do you get... What kind of free tactical gear do you get on 511? There's an indie game publisher called 505 Industries. I wonder if they had a deal on the 5th and I just missed it. Oh, maybe.

If you're a company with numbers. 505, 505 saw a green chili, right? Or am I thinking of something else? 505 green chili? That sounds all right. I don't know what I've never heard of. It's like a, because 505 is one of the area codes in New Mexico. Oh, they make it down there.

They make it down there and is so good. I would expect a very good green chili out of New Mexico. Just buy a jar of that stuff. You keep it on hand in the fridge. You make it a breakfast brito. All you need is a tortilla, some scrambled eggs. Some of this green chili sauce, some cheese, and you're done. You're done.

That's all you need. Yeah, I would eat everything you just described, I would eat right now. Yeah. I have not eaten today, so I would definitely eat it today. Oh, yeah, you're fasting. Intermittent fasting deal. Sometimes I go tell, you know, well, today I'm going until 1130 because Hammon and I have lunch at 1130, but... Oh, nice.

usually, yeah, it's around 1130 or noon. It depends. Kind of gotten used to it, but there are mornings where I'm like, oh, I can go for a big plate of eggs, you know. I know. So the intermittent fasting is something that I would not be able to do. I admire your discipline on that. That is a, it's hard. That is a road I cannot do.

I feel like sometimes I ruin the spirit of it, though, by, you know, that night. I'll have an extra three pieces of pizza, please. Sure. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, you kind of have to, the whole point of it is to eat normally the rest of the day. Exactly. You can't overdo it just because you know you're not going to be eating for 12 hours.

Yeah. I've been doing better with it lately, but it is a thing, I'll say. Yeah. Speaking of which, the kids took me and Kim and then their kids to this place we really like around here called Slackwater. It's a very good little pizza pub food bar. They have incredible pizzas and really, really good, just really good food. Their wings are insane. And we go in there.

Plus it was also a place where we knew that Mother's Day wouldn't be, it wouldn't be too full of people for Mother's Day. Sure. It's not a prime Mother's Day dining destination, so you're safe. Yeah, we're pretty safe. And so we do that and it's all fine. Everything's going great except about 12 minutes into our sitting there. Dylan, I think it was, reached across and bumped a drink and the drink spilled and went all over my lap. Oh, no.

So it's fine. It's like orange juice or something. No big deal. I just brush it off. Don't think much about it. And you figure one trip to a restaurant means one spill. You're cool. The lady was awesome.

We're going to tip her nicely. All these things are fine. But then about, I don't know, 10 minutes before we leave, Van wants somebody's orange juice. So I hand it off to him and he drinks a little bit. it and then he hands it back to me in the most haphazard kid way you've ever seen in your life and immediately just went blah and it's right on my lap again twice i was like a magnet man two two full glasses of orange juice it's like uh it's like you're you're wearing anita bryant on your on your legs yeah right now it's like just dumped some booze on me and make me a full

screwdriver at this point it's so stupid so i went home and those pants are now in the washer so Good. Good. Getting freshly squeezed over a nice glass. Gross. You imagine squeezing your orange juice out of your pants and then drinking that. That's some stevo bullshit. Yes, it is. Guys, we have, today's the 11th and it's significant because the 11th is of June, which is a month from today.

Yeah. It is the first day of Nerdtacular. We are 30 days from the event. And I'm not, you know, as prepared as I am in some ways, I feel very unprepared in others. But it's coming fast. So just a little reminder, if you were, if you're going to be a last minute or you're up there in like Wyoming, you're like, I could drive down there for that. Tickets are still available and go grab them today, frogpants.com. And then a quick, happy birthday shout out.

She'll know who she is. Jamie, who goes by the voice or goes by the name Smokie in the Discord. Smokie. Yeah, a regular listener. Smokke. Smokie. She's got a birthday today, and her very kind, very thoughtful husband reached out to me and said, hey, could you do a shoutout?

And I said, of course. Oh, very nice. Well, not super thoughtful husband because he didn't put in a request for her. But that's true. So there was no music attached to this. No music. Sorry. Maybe she hates music.

I don't know. Maybe she could. Smoky don't like no music. Maybe she just hates my choices for music. Could be that, too. Could be that as well. I don't trust the cover master to find a song, she'd say. I don't.

What he's going to pick? You never know. But Smoky, I hope you have a great birthday. I hope your husband takes good care of you, and we're glad to have you around. Yes. Also, a quick, important PSA about TMS and YouTube. Now, this won't matter to anybody who gets the podcast auditorially, and none of that will change for you. This really doesn't apply to you.

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So was TMS. So was everything else. All the ads were gone, Brian. I only had a few to choose from. Yeah. Yep. I get it. Anyway, what's going on?

on with you? Anything you wanted to bring up here today? Yeah, Tina and I, I took Tina out Saturday for mothers. So we did, like, visited the moms on Saturday. Did the, like, did the rounds and visited her mom and my mom and dropped off plants and flowers and all that stuff. Help them with whatever they needed help with at the time. Right. And then I took Tina out. Basically, the whole, whole reason is just to give Tina whatever she wants on a Sunday. She can wake up whenever she wants. She doesn't have to race out for brunch. She can sleep in. She can do whatever. She can get up. She can work on a jigsaw puzzle. She can do this. So, so Saturday night, I took her out. And there's this new place that opened up

that we've been wanting to go. And it's called Bumbats. Boombats pizza shop or pasta shop. And it sounds really good. It's really good. It just opened up in the Sunnyside neighborhood. So if you're in Denver, it's like on 38th, east of federal. and it is a fresh, like their slogan is stupid good pasta. And it really is. They have like five things on their menu. They really don't have a huge menu, but they change their menu a lot. And they've got a mozzarella stick on there that is the size of a regular Chinese restaurant egg roll.

Really? That's a lot of cheese. And it's not just mozzarella. There's other things in there besides the mozzarella, but it's like, it's really good. One of those you split between two people, and it's freaking amazing. Their website actually has a photo over here. I'll give you a link. Yeah, link to you a link.

I want to see that. There you go. Boombats. Boombats. I like a place that has a small rotating menu. I'm a fan of that sort of thing. Yeah, because it makes it easy if you like to go back and be like, oh, hey, let's go back. I mean, seriously, everything, all five items on their menu, I was having a hard time deciding.

There was nothing I could say, well, I'm ruling this one. Yeah. Like there's the, that's the, is that it? That's it. Yeah, that's the mozzarella stick. Oh my gosh. Or that's,

that's the four-person mozzarella stick right there. It looks like two giant burritos. That's crazy. I guess there's some scale issues here with the view, but I look at the glass and I realize they're not quite that big. They're not that massive. They're like I said,

like the size of egg rolls. And you really only want half of one of those. But there's like Collaborate chili, collaborating chili inside there with a mozzarella. and so good. Look at that. Dude, that spread right there.

The charcutory plate. Yeah. Oh, it's got the, it's got the gabagoole on there. It does. Yes, exactly.

Oh my gosh. That looks great. Yeah. Really, really good stuff. So we did that. And then I said, you know,

we've got some time. There's another place I want to check out. So I took over to a new place called Adventure Time. And this is a little pop-up, um, pop-up bar in, on North Broadway that is going to also rotate

through themes. I don't know how it won't be like weekly, it'd probably be like every quarter or something to switch up. But right now it is it's called Candy Land is their theme and it's a mix of Willy Wonka

Adventure Time the cartoon Who else is in this thing? I was going to ask if this had any connection to the cartoon. It sounds like it's like a license thing? No, not at all. Not at all. The bar is basically just called Adventure Time

because every time you go there, it's going to be a new adventure kind of thing, a different style. But their drinks are really inventive. I had something that was flavored after a Neapolitan ice cream, so chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

And I don't know how they did it. In one drink, every sip, I was able to taste all three flavors. crazy. It is absolutely incredible. How do you do that? I don't know. The whole thing with Neapolitan is they're separate but together, right? So you mix and match as you want. Exactly. Yes. You've got the individual chunks, but you can like say, oh, I want, I want a spoonful that's three quarters vanilla and one quarter. Or if you're home or you eat the chocolate and you go, Marge, we're out of Neopolitan and the other two are full. Yeah. Exactly. Yep. The drink that is their signature.

And we didn't get it because it's like it's a two-person drink and neither of us were in the mood for a full-on thing. And I say drink. It's not even really a drink. They use liquid nitrogen to and rum and pineapple and coconut to make a cloud that you eat with a spoon like a. Oh. Weird. beachy cloud thing and then I just put video on our discord of I put a couple photos of the place and then video in the discord of the guy making the cloud drink

oh yeah look at this if I can actually get it to play here it can come on where are you at here buddy there we go wow a TV back there looks like that girl's impatient for it that's that cloud. What's her face? You're blueberry violet. Oh,

they playing that back there? They're playing that by the French dubbed Willy Wonka back there. Weird. Yeah, or subtitled Willy Wonka. That's pretty fun. I like it. Anyway, the place is really cool. And again, it's another place where there were a dozen drinks on the menu that I'd be like,

all right, I need to come back here and get it again, like try something else. Yeah, I like just the general vibes very cool. Yeah, yeah. Look at this bigger picture here, you guys. Look at this. Very hipster. Yeah. Lots of photo opportunity places like to

Instagram yourself in front of a wall of snobsberries. They actually have a wall of snobsberries, but it's like a sheet. And instead of licking it, because that would be disgusting, you smell it. And it's weird. It's like each individual picture of a snobsberry was like made with trick cereal or something.

Like you walk up there and smell it. It's like, wow, this smells like it's a trick cereal is what I'm smelling. Weird. Yeah. That's cool. And that's not a change. It's like a little one-off place. Just a little one-off place.

Yeah. That's pretty rad. A little hipster Denver, Denver deal. I like it. Hipster Denver deals here on TMS. Fantastic. Well, everybody, now that you've been encouraged to eat food, we've done that a couple of times. We've really done that, yes.

Now let us be encouraged to do this. Welcome to the part of the show where we test our metal, and we do it with Brian Dunaway, who's on the line right now. Hey, hey, man, hi, man. Hi, ma'am. Hi, ma'am. Hi, ma'am. Hi, man. Hello, we are men. Are we not men? We are not men. Hey, it's good to see you, have you here, all those things. How are you doing, man? You doing all right? Oh, I'm doing okay. I just, I finally purchased my aeroplane tickets in Nurtacular. Sweet. I hope you got a decent deal with all this.

freaking fuel shit going on. It's been all over the place for months now, but my, um, the, the, uh, individual was flying out with me, um, we couldn't seem to coordinate a time because there's so many choices. And so, and so finally we just did it and it's like, uh, I remember why I hate this. Uh, you want to up charge for this? Hey, you want to sit here? Give me $10. I want to sit here on this plane.

Give me $24. It's basically their promises that if you don't pay and pick a seat, but somehow they're going to put every. everybody who doesn't pay for a seat in the center seat back row right by the toilet. Yeah. Right. Somehow, defying the laws of physics, it's some sort of like an instance thing where they have multiple instances of a center seat by the toilet and you're darn right, you're going to get it.

Yeah. And there was like two or three different flight protection plans and it was in different stages. It was like the first one was like from Delta. And then it was like, hey, we have a partner. How about double it down? I was like, I don't know. Leave me alone. Yeah.

It's like buying something on Amazon and they immediately want you to do like, coverage plans and stuff. And you're like, no, I don't need that for my freaking phone charger. F off. But thank you. Maybe for my plane ticket. Would you like to protect your plane ticket price in case the president does something else really stupid?

Yeah. How about that? Yeah. Can you protect against dumb executive orders? Can you do that? Well, hey, it's good to have you here, man. We're going to play a game. We're going to see how smart we are.

Oh, no. That's terrible. I know. We should have warned you. Brian Ibit here will explain just how that will explain just how that will. work. Yeah, welcome to the morning. Halfass is a trivia game where I'm actually going to be giving you the answers. I'm going to give Scott and Brian a category and six possible answers. Three of which are correct and three like that. Middle seat in the back row right right by the toilet are incorrect. Depending on how confident they feel with the category, they can provide one two or three points for that. But if they get any wrong, they're going to get zero points for that round. If they get one right, they're going to get a point. They're at two right gets you at three points. Heck with that. I'm going to start you all off with 10 points and I'm going to subtract points every time you miss. Whoa. Not really. No. I can keep trying that. But that's still the same thing, right?

That's still the same math. I don't know. Exactly the same math. So really, there would be no difference. We're going to add up all those points at the end of the game. And the player with the most points after three rounds wins the prize for their contestant. And contestants will be pulled from members of the tadpool that aren't able to listen live. Scott, you're playing, I don't want to say that.

They're patrons. They might be here. Who knows? We just appreciate their support. Yeah. Scott, you're playing for Bill Capella. Ah, yeah. Oh, Bill Capella.

I don't know. I like it. my favorite part of the knee. And Brian, you're playing for Carrie Allen. Oh. Does that sound like a famous person? It does. Karen Allen.

That's what I'm thinking of. Karen Allen. Karen Allen. Her friends probably call her Carrie. I hope so because Karen has got a different meaning these days. Right. Have we gotten past that yet? It seems like it's, uh, no, people still, people still talk about Karen all the time.

Yeah. Yeah. There's no avoiding it. All right. They ruined us. They did. They screwed us all up. All right.

Let's get to your first question. here. Number one, we're going to go to church. Number one. Oh, like a hosier told us to do. Take you to church. Which of these are parts of a cathedral? Which of these would you find in a cathedral? Your choices are the narthex. That should be narthex and not northex. The prefatory, the peril, the transept, the chivay, or the canonry or shenanri. All right. I'm trying to think of it. I did not look up how to pronounce any of these. and I've the show that I got them all right. The shenaneries. I don't know.

I'm telling you, I have no. This is like usually I can like, well, maybe I can make some pulls from some other parallel knowledge I have. But this is like. Yeah. My cathedral knowledge is a little. Yeah, it's a little weak. Mine is as well. I'm going to go with, uh, I'm going to go conservative here.

Okay. All right. I don't know. Oh, you guys both have locked in. And look at that. You both went conservative on this one. Did we conserve with the same thing? The same tip?

Well, you did not. You went to you, you did different ones. And my Northex, Northex typo, Northex. It has North in the name. I thought, maybe. I see where you went there. That's good. Yeah.

No, Northex is a con convention that happens every year. No, I'm kidding. Actually, Narthex is part of a cathedral. That is. Correct. One point for Brian. Scott went with the Shenanri or Canonri. I almost went with that one. That one sounds

I've always heard Schenari or Shenori or something. Get out of any way with you a bunch of shenanories. I'm probably wrong. You probably heard it in some reference that was not cathedrals because it is not part of a cathedral. I don't know what a shenanri is, but

How'd you, how'd you guess the top? I'm listening my superior your knowledge of it was the top left. Oh, it's top left. That's how you chose. Top left and says north. Suck it. All right.

Suck it. All right. Fine. Well, it worked in this case. Let's see if it works well in the second category. Top 10 U.S. female dog names. Which of these are, in 2019, were the among the top 10 U.S. female dog names. and I know we're all expecting there to be a daisy.

Daisy is not included. Your choices are Bella, Bailey, Princess, Lucy, Ginger, and Dog. Three of these were among the top ten. Boy, if it's the TED, you know, top U.S. female dog names. I'd be clicking all over that dog. Yeah.

That's what they call bounty hunters when they're ready. That's right, yes. I'm dog. I'm a dog. I saw him in some kind of red car. thing a year or two ago. He's barely recognizable as a human.

I don't know what's going on there. I don't know if that's what it is, but it was like a burnt umber kind of tan. It was rough, dude. He's been rowed hard and put away wet. Yeah. Big time. All right, you guys both locked in and you,

even without any hints to each other, any sort of subtle bridge clues. You also did. two each, but she didn't fully do the same ones. You did one that overla let's start with that one. You said, Bella. Bella is the number one

U.S. female dog name or was in 2019, anyway. According to rover.com, by the way, they're the ones who provided this list. After that, you guys split off. One of you chose Bailey, the other one of you chose Ginger. One of them is correct, and one of them is incorrect. I know a Bailey's, I know

two Bailey dogs, so it was just a maybe it's a trend. We'll see. Ginger is number 27. Bailey is number eight. Three more points for Brian. Gosh, dang it. You know what I thought?

I thought Ginger would have been more popular given the rise in those whack-a-doodles or whatever they're called, the little red hair. I'm sure the Irish setters and things like that. Something doodles. It's the things my sister-in-law raises. They're like poodles and something else. Yes.

Hyper, hypoallergenic dogs. It's really expensive. It's like five grand or something. Golden doodles? Golden doodles, that's it. Okay, so yeah, poodles have basically like human hair. So there's very few allergies on there, but not about the other interest. Golden doodles are very popular.

Let's expand on that, Brian. They basically have pubic hair. Human pubic. Yeah. You could, yeah, suppose. The golden doodles, the golden doodles are a little softer, a little wavier, but not much. They're still annoying. all right so brian going into a question three with four points scott with zero you really need to make up some points here scott so i hope you choose three answers on this last one and it's right in our wheelhouse if you're if you're listening to this show chances are you're a fan of the simpsons we're bringing it back a new a new edition of things that make homer simpsons say i've been watching i've been watching simpsons non-stop all weekend for some reason i've been on the uh disney live thing

I've been, they'll only got like four or five things that are alive on Disney Plus, and that's one of them. Well, let's see if you watched any episodes that featured these. Probably not. Mm, mm, ice, mm, pointy, mm, purple, mm, Roger Moore, mm, mm, urinal fresh, and, mm, celery. I love that you went with all of them. Yeah. Yeah. You really went in.

You went, you went full on. Yeah. Yeah. I know two of these, but do I want to choose a third? If I want to compete, I do. You have to, yeah. I mean, there's... Well, you could tie right now.

No, you can't. The only way you're going to... There's no tie. There is no honor and tie. I really like the Roger Moore one, but I don't remember hearing it. All right, I'm locking in at three. I don't know.

Okay. Two of those I'm sure of. Okay. Let's do... Was purple the one where he did the crayon up his nose? Maybe. I love that one. where he gets really smart.

Let's let's start with the two that Scott locked in on immediately that he was 100% sure of. Yeah, okay. Which were pointy. Yeah. Nice, nice.

Which he uttered in a fish called Selma. I remember this. Oh, good job, Scott. Look at you. I can almost hear that one. And urinal fresh, which he uttered in and Maggie makes three.

Dang it. Look at you, Scott. And then the two of you settled both on purple. So what does that make math happen? It makes it a tie a bit. Well, if you're correct, what if you're not? Otherwise. Yeah, if not, you win if I'm not.

Exactly. Homer said, purple and Homer defined. Very good. And you're the fact that I have this wrong on the scoring thing. Scott, you did get full five points on that one. You're a fresh pointy and purple. What a wild.

I put the checkmarks in the wrong spot is what I did. Okay. Yeah, that was me. That's fine. Yep, that was a, purple was in Homer, defined. Celery was never said, ice was never said, and despite the fact that I have a checkmarked there, Homer never said, um, Roger Moore. That's such a funny one, because that seems like it's, it's so weird and unusual that that's meant to force us to think that's one of them.

I actually was visualizing Homer having a chocolate, like a chocolate bunny, but it was in the shape of Roger Moore. I don't know what, like Mandela effect, I'm visualizing. I love that. Yeah. There might be a scene where he's having a chocolate animal or a chocolate, uh, uh, chocolate character that's somebody else that he does that with, but it was not Roger Moore.

Um, all right. That means we go to the tiebreaker. And, uh, since Brian got first points, I'm going to let him choose. All right. I want to go high,

low because I'm, I'm, I'm, I want to choose. I want to let Scott pick the number and I'll go high low. All right. Okay, all right. That's the smart way to go, by the way.

Yeah, yeah, that's, uh, usually. Let's do this one. Um, the, uh, the state that's got the nickname land of a thousand, uh, 10,000 lakes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 10,000 lakes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is that the question? It's not the question. It's Minnesota, right? It is Minnesota.

Yeah. So. I was going to shout it out and I was like, wait. What if that's the part of the answer? That might be actually true. Idiot. In percentages. or in a percentage,

what percent of Minnesota is covered by water with all these 10,000 lakes? Interesting. That is really interesting. Yeah. Oh, man. I don't even know how to math that one.

And so you and you're, Brian, you're saying you're having Scott do the number and you're going to go higher low. Okay. High low, yeah. All right, Scott. Okay.

I don't, I think a lot of these legs are tiny, so they'd have to be. I mean, that had to be, right? Yeah, because Minnesota's pretty, you know, it's got a pop. Come on, Minnesota. That's a puddle. Yeah.

I'm going to go 16%. 16%. 16%. All right. That is incorrect. Brian, is the actual answer higher or lower than 16%. Well, just speaking from a percentage standpoint, since I don't know the answer, it'd be foolish for me to go lower. So I will go higher.

Why would it be foolish for you to go lower? Since I have no frame of reference and I don't know the answer, the percentages that it will be higher is a much likelier outcome than being lower. No, that's, I think it's a fair way to think about it. Yeah, I mean, if you, you know, if you think about the state and how much land there is and how, you know, tiny lakes. The things I know about Minnesota. It's a large state and it has over 10,000 lakes and that's to the extent of my. information I don't know how big lakes I am not trying to I'm not trying to get you to change your answer and I wouldn't let you change your answer anyway right

unfortunately really it is incorrect it is good higher it's a 23% damn it I almost said 25 and this felt too high yeah Minnesota actually has 11,842 lakes not just 10,000 they really should put that on the license plate land of 11,800 142 lakes. What about landa lakes? Lots of... I think you get that in Wisconsin or something. That's close.

I think so. I think Landlakes butter is Wisconsin. Yeah, you just take a turn on the highway. You're there. I don't know what tribe the woman on the front of the Landlake's butter is representing. And they get rid of her? There was a whole controversy about that, right?

Did they? A bunch of right wingers were mad that they did be in. Yeah, they got rid of where they shot her right. They took her out and they shook. No. It was like there was some big controversies. How dare you take it? her off in there you bunch of woke it was

one of those deals uh yeah you know that's just people yelling i think that was probably landa lakes decision to go yeah you know it's 100% their decision and anyone who anyone who gets upset about it is kind of dumb oh i found it here it is yep so there so you can see they don't have the

it's just oh yeah oh it's what's really funny yeah we get that butter yeah didn't i get that stuff so i shouldn't know that she wasn't on there anymore but she was on there so long. It's kind of hard to not think of it, right?

It's too bad because with their new logo, they could have given her an O-Face. Yeah, they could have. Maybe that's what that is. Just a cartoon O-Face, yeah. I like it. Congratulations to Carrie Allen. You're getting a couple of games.

You're getting Skr ritual and biped. Yeah. Courtesy of... That means two feet. Honestly, this is one of those days. Very rare days. I know none of these three games.

You don't recognize that of them. Oh, really? So even the third one, heaven dock. Yeah. It's better than Holden Dock. You just want to have a dock. I think it's Haven Dock. Probably Haven Dock, yeah.

What are you having? I'm having Doc. I'm having Doc. I'm having Doc. Oh, I'll have the dock too. Is it tender? That sounds like a cozy little town deal. It does. Totally does.

Haven Doc. Yeah, totally does. I would play whatever that is. Oh, and it's reviewed really well, nine out of ten on the average scores. Yeah, you're going to do well. I still have two freaking Pokemon that have not showed up. I've built them habitats. I even went over to the Chip Theory Games couple, Josh and Heather's Island and, like, befriended them there,

and they're supposed to come back and visit my island in the next 24 hours. They haven't visited yet. Jerks. Stupid Picopia. Yeah, they're jerks. I really want to start playing something else. Well, yeah, this is just looking at this while you were talking, too. This is a really cool-looking game.

I'm kind of jealous. Haven duck? Yeah, they're going to, our loser today, really, they're winning too at the same time. Did you, and I'm sorry, I was too busy bitching about Pocopia, but is that a, is it a cozy game? It is, but it's more of a colony slash town builder, but very much so in that vein of like, you're new to this island. Talk to the locals and get a thing going. It's like that. That's cool.

I like that stuff. Cool. Good little game there. Well, congratulations to both of you. Bill Capella and Carrie Allen. You're both getting games, but Carrie Allen's getting one more. Indeed.

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ahead of Play Retro and Watch Retro. So watch for that. More from us then. Brian, is there anything you'd like to say to us before you go? Oh man, you usually just cut me off and I'm not used to doing anything. I'm giving you a chance.

What do you want to do? 8-bit computer thing. 8-bit computer club on Fridays at 6.30 p.m. Been doing a lot of computer stuff. I just picked up an Apple 2E yesterday. It ran for about 30 minutes and then it gave up the smoke and we're going to see if we can get that thing back to a functional. Awesome.

I didn't know you grabbed it and burned it out the same day. That's fantastic. Yeah, power. I don't know if we got to dig in. to it. There's some common components that can sometimes burn out but you can just remove those components and still operate fine, but

we'll have to see. All right. I believe in you. I believe in you. And that you will get this figured out. In the meantime, kiss our butts. I know. Burn, right? Zing! Guys,

gamers, we've heard you. You all said you wanted Bobby. And by golly, we're going to give that to you. I think we are going to give that to you. We have to play this, though, to make sense of it all. So here you go. Science. Bob is hungry, and the soup looks good.

It sure does. Bobby Frankenberger joining us all the way from South Carolina. Bobby, good morning. How are you? I'm doing well. How are you? I'm doing all right. Oh, here's video, too, guys.

Look. It's your man. It's your boy. There he is. Yeah. It's your boy. It's your boy. Click the like and subscribe button and ring that.

That's right. Smash it, as the kids say. Bobby, it's good to have you here, man. We have not had science in too long. I feel like Brian and I've gotten done. Ever since about something big that happened around 20, 24, around January. Yeah, we've had less science. The whole country has had less science. Yeah, with the exception of that one cool moon mission that was already planned way ahead of all that,

it feels like we've been a little science free. Yeah. Or a little less focused on it and a little more dismissive of it. But also, just you just haven't been here in a while. So we've missed you. Yeah. Well, I've missed all of you, too. And science presses onward, even if I'm not here.

Science doesn't care, does it? It just is like, no. No. Yeah, agnostic. Science is going to keep moving. Science doesn't care about you. No. Or your family.

Anyway. Well, Bobby, we ought to get into it. What did you, would you come on your offer? for plate today. I don't know what that meant, but tell us anyway. We've been short on science for a while, so I came with some uplifting news about the climate. Oh, I love a little uplifting news about the climate

because all right. Don't get too excited because uplifting is a lie. Oh no. Uplifting was in quotes, wasn't it? Unless the uplifting we're talking about is the sea level. Oh, boy. That's not good. Yeah, so apparently

the news is that some scientists have been measuring the sea level rise like they do some scientists have been doing it like they're rogue science. There's lots of scientists who have been doing this for a long time. And it turns out after some recent analysis

that the sea level rise seems to be accelerating since 2012. It's been going faster than we previously kind of thought about in the past. We've said that the the sea level is rising on average about three, roughly three and a half millimeters per year.

And that was already concerning, you know, because that adds up. And now it looks like it's more like four, it's over four millimeters a year, four point one, four point two. That's almost half a centimeter. That is, that's correct. That's crazy. I had to do some real fast math. Well, they keep it easy with the 10. over there, you know.

But no, that's just a lot. I mean, he's talking millimeters. For some reason, my brain goes, well, all right. Millimetres are small. They're small. And then four, you know, two, three millimeters. Printing those all the time. But you start getting to five, four and a half, five.

And you're like, no, dude, that's, that's two, that starts to be a thing you can measure with your fingers. You know what I mean? Yeah. And that's, that's double what the sea level rises is measured to be in the early 90s. So that's the acceleration that we're talking about. about is is that it's it's going up a lot faster and the way they measure this is using satellites. I don't know if you knew that. They measure the sea level by satellite. I didn't know that. How do they

do that? Well, they shoot lasers at the surface of the ocean and then and then it's kind of like using your, you know, like your like your laser level or a laser like, you know, like a range finder. Yeah. Like if you're shooting a laser, there are lasers that you can buy that will let you, hit the side of a mountain with that laser and then it will tell you the distance that that light trapped right right so it's like that yeah okay yes it's it's just like that and so they measure it in like thousands upon thousands of different points around the earth and the ocean they don't measure just the surface of the ocean in that height they're also looking at even tops of mountains and and and land all over the place they're just kind of getting a sense of how high it is but um the

sea level is is coming up and they think the the previous understanding of all this that we knew sea level was rising was that well do you let me ask you do you know why is it that why has it has it been thought and this is still true by the way I'm not I'm not about to say well it's it turns out this isn't true there are just more reasons now that they're that they're attributing to sea level rise but traditionally what is the reason I always assume it's ice caps melting Climate change and ice caps, yeah. Because the ice caps have melted water to the water, and then the water rises.

Like, that seems logical to me. So that's actually a misunderstanding of sea level rise. If you think about it, well, I shouldn't say it's a misunderstanding. There's nuance to that. First of all, it's not, it's a, did you, let me ask, did you say, you said glaciers or? Glaciers, ice caps are different.

But just like glaciers, chunks of ice ice in general frozen ocean water are just Antarctica yeah and it's melting so you're just like oh boy more water let's go so I should say the glaciers is is partly true a lot of people seem to think uh and I count myself in this I used to think also that you know icebergs floating around in the ocean melting were contributing to sea level rise that's not actually true because like already 90 percent of icebergs are under the water any Anyway, so it actually doesn't matter how much of the water. It actually doesn't matter how much of the iceberg is under the water.

It's, but yeah, it's the idea is it's displacing water already. And so when it melts, it's. Oh, displacement. Like if you put an ice cube in your glass, it, yeah. Your glass rises. It's, that's already a thing. Yeah, if you fill your glass with, with water and you, it's got ice in it or any liquid and it's got ice in it, as long as all that ice is floating, then the level of the water is going to stay the same as the

ice melts. Right, right. But yeah, so it's not icebergs, but glaciers that are on land, either breaking off into the ocean or melting and going off. That was land ice that is now in the ocean. So yeah, that has contributed to sea level rise. A lot of sea level rise is actually due to the oceans warming up. Have you heard that before? The actual, the water warming up causes the water to expand. The molecules get further apart from each other. I thought it was the opposite. I thought frozen water expanded and in a melted. Freezing contracts things. No, no. I mean, it's, yeah, no. Yeah, freezing contracts things. It's okay. It's okay that you got that wrong. It's been a long time since elementary school. Hold on a minute. Hold on, no. For serious, though.

If I take a water bottle, right? Yeah. And I fill it. Yeah. I freeze it. Yep. There's a real chance that thing's going to pop or break. When when you take it out and it starts. And when you take it and it starts thawing, that's when the ice starts cracking and expanding and breaking the bottle. So you are right about that, Scott. So this is a cool thing about water. There's a little bit of nuance there. So most things, the colder they get, the lower, the smaller the volume, because they contract. They contract. Molecules get closer together. Water is interesting because what water actually does is it does the same thing. As it gets colder, liquid water will take up less space to a point.

Once it reaches four degrees Celsius, that's the closest that those water molecules can get to each other. And then from four degrees Celsius to zero degrees Celsius, they start to organize into crystals. And this is, again, this is unique about how water works. All other liquids don't work this way. But water organizes the way it organizes itself between four degrees down to zero degrees. it actually starts to expand a bit.

Right. So that's why like it mischapes the bottle a little bit, right? Yeah, if you have a can of soda and you put it in the freezer, it'll pop, start to bulge. Yeah. But isn't this why you need anaphrase in your, in your radiator in your car, you used to? I don't know how it works these days with new technologies and stuff. But the idea was if you didn't have a little antifreeze in there to keep it from freezing, it wouldn't expand and then crack your radio. Yeah, that's definitely true.

but also if it freezes it can't circulate. So that's the other reason. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. But both of those reasons are true. So, but yeah, but above four degrees Celsius, which most of the ocean certainly is, above four degrees Celsius, the water is absolutely going to expand as it warms up. And even more than that, it's got salt in it. So the freezing point of salt water is much lower than freshwater of fresh water.

course. So, so yeah, as it warms up, it expands. And because the oceans are so big, that expanding of the water, we don't think about it expanding very much, but that adds up and can cause, you know, millimeters of, of, or more of sea level rise as it gets warm and warmer, which it is. Ocean, this ocean temperatures are increasing. There are some other reasons that they've identified that sea level rise is happening faster than they thought it would, though. Those reasons are, but they had accounted for those. Those are all part of the models. But one thing that they hadn't really accounted for, and they're learning more about now, is that there's less freshwater being stored on land, and that is probably because of climate change as well.

The temperatures on Earth are warming up, which means that land-stored water is evaporating. not just land in rivers and lakes but also in groundwater aquifers all of that is drying up and it has to go somewhere so it goes up into the atmosphere and some of it will fall back down on the ground sure

but much of it does end up in the oceans which adds more water to the ocean right? Right. Then because the temperature and that's the water cycle so some people might be thinking like oh well that's normal it was always doing that Bobby

but because the atmosphere is warmer the evaporation is happening faster before the water that goes into the ocean or into the atmosphere ends up back on land again like it normally would. It just either stays in the atmosphere or falls into the ocean and then gets quickly evaporated again before it makes its normal cycle. Right. Right. That's interesting. So when you came on here and said, I'm going to give you some uplifting news. You really did literally physically just meant the uplift of the ocean.

Right. The rising tide lifts all ups. Yeah. I like it. Absolutely. So what is it? Generally, though, do they have an idea of what's causing such obscene acceleration? Is it just the warming? Is there something else?

It's mostly the warming. There is some recent happenings that have happened that could have contributed a little bit to that. And this is not like, it's not a temporary thing. This is just something that hadn't been accounted for. Have you guys heard about how paradoxically, the fact that they that so ocean liners that shipping containers

and cargo liners on on the ocean they have back in around 2020 there were fuel regulations that changed what could be in the fuel of those things to reduce the amount of aerosols that are being spewed

into the atmosphere by shipping containers right ship those giant boats and that was great we don't want all this stuff in the atmosphere but there was an unintended consequence there and that is that the aerosols are tiny little particles that

seed in a way seed cloud formation and the clouds now are there are fewer clouds over shipping lanes in the ocean and the clouds that do exist have larger water droplets and are darker so they absorb more sunlight and reflect less sunlight so over

ocean shipping lanes, those parts of the ocean are getting more radiation from the sun. They're warming up. Well, what did we do before we had all these motorized ships? We just had less cloud cover back then? We're back to that. Yeah, and so because we weren't always measuring all of the things that we're measuring now, it just went unaccounted for. It was something that wasn't expected that that was going to happen.

Right. right that so it is short term in the sense that it was it was something that started and ended within the last hundred years say yeah but it's um it's not short term in the direction that would be beneficial to us it's short term in the sense that oh actually all these ships were in a way cooling the uh the the surface of the oceans for uh for that short time and now we're going back to not only are we pumping carbon into the atmosphere and causing greenhouse effect and all that, but now we're also having less things blocking radiation over certain parts of the ocean. So it's warming those parts of the ocean.

And your neighbor right now is doing his best to... No, it's every time... I've complained about this before. Every time I... This guy who cuts our grass, he doesn't coordinate schedule with us at all. He just shows up. And whatever. He's pretty cheap.

And I don't have to talk to him, so I'm happy about that. But it's always, always when I'm on with you guys. I like it. It sounds like a big old drone hovering out your window or something. Yeah. I kind of like it. Well, tell him he needs to stop contributing to global warming and make him feel bad. Yeah, no kidding.

He needs to use an electric lawnmower. Yeah, man, like we do. My battery died on one yesterday. The bastard. I'm getting an electric car, by the way. Oh, cool. Which one he gets it? Getting that ionic five that everybody looks.

love so much. Very nice. That's the one I'm looking at. So very cool. You'll still let me know what you think. Yeah. Yeah, I'll tell, I'll let you know. I, um, been doing a lot of research on I, so speaking of all around science, my podcast. Yeah. Um, I'm going to do your job for you, Scott. Do it. Um, I'm just kidding. Go for it. Um, the, the, the, I just released an episode today where I took all of that research I've been doing on buying an electric vehicle and I put together an episode that we, uh, titled to feature on. Are electric vehicles worth it? Because there's, you know, lots of people still out there questioning whether or not the range is good, whether or not it actually impacts the environment in a positive way.

And I guess I've spoiled my conclusion a little bit by telling you that I decided to go ahead and get one. So obviously, I think it's worth it. But there's a lot of nuance and a lot of details that we go into in that episode about how it all works. All around science. about getting an electric vehicle, Brian, you should check out the episode I just released today. We talked about it for quite a 30 or 40 minutes of information. Yeah, for sure. I'm going to be renting one in Vermont, so it's going to be the first time I'm actually, you know,

driving one for a regular basis and not just... Yeah, I wanted to do that, but I could never... The past few places that we went to visit, they weren't offering them. But I think that's a really great way to get a feel for whether or not this is something you want to do. is to rent one. For sure. Is the rental an Ionic 5 as well? It's not.

It's going to be a Kia Nero EV, which is one of the three that I was looking at. The Volkswagen ID 4, the Kia Nero and the Ionic Hyundai Ionic 5. Yeah, yeah. Now, those are all good choices from what I've heard. Yeah, that's what Consumer Reports listed is the three best right now. Nice. Look at the Koreans, man. Two out of two Koreans and a German walk into a bar.

That's fantastic. Exactly. Yes. well Bobby the the pleasure was ours today to catch up on how the world's sinking into the ocean and we can't wait to hear the phase two of whatever the hell that is thank you for letting us wallow in that for a while and also everybody do check out all around science and also Bobby's got a big role that Nurtacular this year he's helping run the programming for me which is very very helpful but not only that provides us with an

opportunity to remind people we're going to have really fun stuff on the ground with that thing we have a big oh my gosh What do you want to say about the like the scavengers? The side quests I've been calling them. Yeah, I was just, we were just on a call, you and I and some other people a few days ago. And I was talking to Carter about getting things finalized for the side quest. We've got bingo. We're going to have bingo cards for everybody.

You can sit around and wait for Scott to say dumb things or people to memes to pop up and everything and mark off your bingo card and get a little. little ribbon if you if you win bingo you won't it won't take long for me to say something dumb so yeah can i can i prop market this and and hedge the bets that i can control like get scott to say something dumb or or oh yeah yeah make some money like that dude who knew about the uh oh yeah give us a little insider insider trading knowledge there bobby i like it exactly yeah yeah for sure definitely that would be really fun yeah um there's also there's also uh I actually imagine that's going to happen towards the end. You guys will see the bingo cards and you'll just be like,

all right, how can we start checking some of these off for people? Like that's normal. It's a fun, fun thing. But also, like there's a photo quest. We're going to have a way for people to, there's prompts of different things you take pictures of and that are like inside joke and meme-related and stuff like that, that open to interpretation and will upload photos for everybody to see. on the big screen, but throughout the whole event, stuff like that.

Little scavenger hunts. Fun things for you to do while you're just walking around. It's going to be awesome. So excited about all that stuff. And having you there, of course, is going to be a real treat. It's Bobby Frankenberger, everybody. Watch him as he goes. Bobby, have a fantastic week.

You too, guys. Bye. We'll see you. All righty. We did it. Very cool. Very cool. Pulled off another scientific discussion with Bobby.

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That is nice. Yeah. We don't always hear from the. ones that are quiet and they're just sort of lurking you know yeah and we've and we've seen that name like i don't know if it's discord or chat or whatever but uh cool well good to good to hear from you yeah always always nice to hear from hope we see you at a future event i hope so too thomas from missouri who writes in a lot says hello shetland and burbrick bibrick bribrick bribrick i was i didn't say that i mean shetland is a pony i'm just in a i guess these are

sheep or sheep or sheep because of the reference yeah a brick sheep is there are there shetland sheep? It might be. I've never heard of either of these, to be honest. So I saw these sheep detectives on Friday and it's that new Hugh Jackman deal. Yeah.

And I thought it would... Great reviews. No, I have not seen a score this high in a bit. I know. It's amazing. On both sides, like audiences and critics were just loving this thing. Yeah. I'm super curious about it now.

We almost went and saw it yesterday, but we had a family, so I didn't go. Yeah. Anyway, I thought I would give you a short review. Overall, it was really fun, family-friendly movie. The mystery isn't exactly. knives out level, but it's serviceable.

The real strength of the movie was a surprisingly touching story. I really love these sheep. I never eat mutton again, or I'll never eat mutton again, LOL. The voice actors are all well cast for each sheep and they play that they play and do a wonderful job. There's nothing extra during the credits, but

there is an after-credit thing, but unless you are a fanatic about watching everything, I think you can probably skip it. I think, see, anyone would enjoy seeing this film, and in the fashion of Scott on Film Sack, this movie was almost called Baja constable or Baba, Baba constable.

Yeah, is that what I said? What I said? Baha. Did I say Baja constable? Yeah. Holy shit. That was wrong. Yeah.

Or the Wolverine. That's very good. W.O.O. L. Vareen. Yes. Wolverine. Elverine sounds like a old singer. Like Benverine? Yeah, like Benverine.

That's why. That's why he's the Vareen we all know. He's the, that's right. I know no other Vereens. He's it. No, but I think now we need a comic book cover of Hulk versus Benvereign. Yeah. Or Deadpool Benvareen movie poster or something.

This stuff writes itself. It does. Anyway, thank you for that. Thomas. Something I noticed this weekend. Kim watching this. She's binging this new Bacherin show. She's in.

Oh, the something country. Sheriff country. Sheriff's country? It's the dumbest name. It's a bad name. It looks like a Taylor-Sheron thing, but is it? Or does it just look like a Taylor-Share? It's like meant to capture the Taylor-Share.

I think they're going for that. It's like, hey, small-town sheriff stuff and who she's a woman and some people don't like that. You know, all that. Yeah. But it's not that level of quality at all, in my opinion. I think this is kind of a bad show. It's basically another, it'll do okay because it fits the mold of network TV procedural. That's what it is.

That's fine. And I really like her and, you know, some of the acting's good. The guy that used to play Dan on Deadwoods in it. Okay. It's a spinoff of Fire Country, I think. Oh, is it? And here's the funniest part. Never saw Fire Country.

It is, Tina and I go out to get Mexican food sometimes on the weekend. We have our favorite spot, this place called El Dorado, which is in Golden. And just happens to be every Friday night, any Friday night that we go there, there's going to be a TV that's got soccer on it and another TV that's got Sheriff Country on it. Weird. And it's like a weird thing. I don't know if there's some sports thing that always happens before Sheriff Country, but... There's some kind of today, an NFL history and then roll right into this crappy TV show.

Right into that. Kim loves it because she likes this kind of procedural stuff. So she's super into it. Well, I was watching a bit of it. And for the first time in entertainment history that I'm aware of, I'm sure it's not true. there's probably something else. But you know how like the first time you heard somebody say Twitter in a movie or say, you know, Facebook in something or whatever?

I heard the first reference, they had this guy that they were interrogating for murder or something. The first reference I've ever heard for Discord. Oh, really? Wow. It's like where'd you meet these men? Oh, it was over Discord. And I went, did he just say that? I was a little shocked.

It feels like you're going to meet your hired killers on that. slack. The evil killer was slack itself. Yeah, right. But like, you know, you never hear anybody to talk about teams or meeting or meet whatever it is. No, no, it's always Zoom or something like that. But yeah.

That's crazy. Wow. It was interesting. I mean, there's some pretty dark discord corners. I'm aware. Yeah, of course. Like everything. Some weird shit in there.

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