The Morning Stream - TMS 3022: T. H. I. C. C. Waffles

Episode Date: June 16, 2026

The Tug Bar. Shane's Sleeveless Shaving Superpower. Oops all vaginas. Post-Nerdtacular Voice. It's So Weird To See People. Cement Bra Airbags. Barry's Wine Room. Six Sixteen Twenty-Six. End. Times. Beau Among the Johnsons. I haven't touched my stuff in days. Bernie Sanders Math. Surprise puppets. Huckin' Bucks. So Many Belgians. Competitive Dirt Kicking with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They say what happens in Salt Lake City haunts you for the rest of your life. Don't be haunted. Instead, or in strad, support TMS today at patreon.com slash TMS. Coming up on the morning stream, the tug bar. Shane's sleeveless shaving shaving superpower. Oops, all vaginas. Post-nerctacular voice. It's so weird to see people.

Cement bra airbags. Barry's Wine Room. 61626. End times. Bo among the Johnsons. I haven't touched my stuff in dead. Bernie Sanders math. Surprise, puppets.

So many Belgians. Competitive dirt kicking with Travis and more on this episode of the morning stream. All right, you stool, pigeon. But if you start one more mess, you better disappear. The deputy sleeps in the office. You will never slip through my fingers. So why don't you stop wasting your energy? The Morning Stream.

I'm Leo Gett. And whatever you want, Leo Gets. Hello, everyone, and welcome to TMS. This is the morning stream for what is the date? It's the 16th of the sixth month, which is June. Yeah. This is exciting. Let's always save the date that way.

I think that's a great way to do it. It's the hot new way. Everyone get ready. Change your way you think. This is how we're going to do it from now on. That's a lot of sixes, though. Look at that. It is. Six. Six, no.

6.16. 16. Yeah. I mean, what's our episode number? Oh, 3022. But if you multiply the two times the three and then multiply the other two times the zero and then add all that up, you get another six. Oh, my gosh. That was some Bernie Sanders math.

I like that. If you had 2% of the 3% multiplied by the 0%. What's his name? Mike Picholik at the event at Nurtacular had a puppet. Yes. And I could have sworn that was supposed to look like Bernie Sanders. Who freaking knew that Pacholic? You know, we know about Chuck and Amy, great puppeteers all the time.

She brings her, obviously the peepers everybody got. But then to TMS Vegas, she's brought the little shoulder, the one that was hanging out on our shoulders when she was behind us. But who knew that Pacholic was such a great puppeteer. Yeah, no idea. Just showed up with a puppet. Maybe that's how you do that. You don't warn people. You don't brag about it.

You just show up. He's another Renaissance man, right? Puppeteering, 3D printing, designing, stuff like that. Love Mike. Yeah, he's the best. It was great to see. And he brought me so much weird stuff. Yeah, us included.

I got a 3D printed bust of Ripley, Ellen Ripley. It's how I don't know where it is. Yeah. I was going to show it on the screen. I'll bring it for another show. But yeah, like just cool stuff like that, man. He really is just so awesome. Everybody's really awesome.

Like, you know, not just the people who brought us stuff. No, no, no, no, no. It was just such a great time seeing people. And we saw people that haven't made it today in the TMS Vegas's, Darth Marcus and Amber and who I found out is the same tribe as my daughter-in-law. Oh. They're both Navajo. So he gave me like another way to greet her.

He says, do this next time you see K. It'll really freak her out. and it's like gently take her hand, don't make eye contact with her, but gently take her hand and kind of bow a little bit, and it's like a sign of respect and honor and that sort of thing.

So I can't wait to make her feel more awkward around me by doing something like that. Can't wait, dude. You have to report back. Can't wait, yeah. Can you do it and tell us about it? Yeah, absolutely. We'll do that, yes.

Yeah, we're coming off a rad event. Everybody was awesome. We had a great turnout, great panels, great live shows. I don't have a single, thing about the event or anyone that came to say in a negative way. It was like as good as you get and everybody was awesome and I'm sad to see everybody go. I did I had a little bit of carryover. He ended up with Bobby had a late flight. So he and Bo who had a flight the next morning,

Bo Schwartz stayed with me further after we were done. We did the drag bar. I'll get to that in a second. But after that we went did all the packing up, get everything home, get all the stuff out. And then straight, almost immediately straight to my sisters. for the family reunion thing. And that was fun because Bo is an anomaly in my family. I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure he kind of, uh, just an interesting thing.

Yeah, he sticks out, but he was making everybody laugh. Everybody had a great time. That's cool. Imagine if he had his orange eyebrows, which I was really disappointed that he did not have bright orange eyebrows. And what the listeners would say is, what eyebrows?

We never, we never seen the eyebrows. Right, right. Anyway, we had a really good time over there. and then Beau slept over, but we took Bobby back, and he got in the airport, everything went well, and then Bo left the next morning, and then I came home and I immediately sat down

and just thought, well, I'll just sit here for a second. I got stuff to unpacked. There's things to do and work on. It's a Monday. I got stuff. And then I promptly fell asleep. And I didn't get up until, I think, 12.30 in the afternoon, something like that.

Wow. Wow. So we went to the airport at six, got back by, seven. So from seven, I slept from seven till nearly one. And it was great. Yeah. So good we, good we planned on taking the morning off. I, um, slept in, which I normally don't do. I still wake up in the middle of the night for a little bit, but whatever. I've been watching, been watching, uh, Avengers Assemble on Disney Plus as my, uh, middle of the night animation that I don't care about that I'll fall asleep. But I got to say, very cool hearing, uh,

Liam O'Brien as Red Skull in that thing. Oh, no way. So funny. Is that old or new or how? Newer, new-ish. Stanley was alive when the first season came out because he's more than just credited as creators as characters created by. So I think it was all released during the Infinity saga, I think. God, I don't know.

Yeah. I always meant to check it out, but I didn't know if it was any good. What's cool about it is it's not MCU. like it doesn't borrow things from the MCU and it's like like actual Avengers enemies like Atuma and Molecule Man and things like that it's like oh wow okay we're using characters that that we haven't hadn't seen or hadn't seen yet in the MCU so that's what's really cool about it yeah sounds great animation's pretty good they kind of always have a little a little bit of a moral well kind of like oh Tony you learned that having a big ego is not always a good thing. Oh, there we go. Dr. Calhoun says 2012 to 2019. Oh, really? That many seasons. Cool. I've got plenty of this, plenty of this crap to watch. I'm kind of into wanting to check that out. Also, it was good to see Dr. Calhoun. He is a very tall man.

He really is. Yeah. I walked up thinking, who is this huge person who actually outhites me? And I didn't know that he was this tall. So I walk up to him, I'm like, hey, and I realize, oh my gosh, it's freaking doctor. mother effin calhoun yeah yeah that's so weird to see some people that i've seen in the chat forever it's like so strange to finally meet him so no it's so so cool like such a great um because you look down you see their names on their tagging oh my god oh seeing freaking um uh oh geez ashley wells what is her nickname jack wap jack jackalope yeah jackalope okay she um i hadn't seen her since the last nerdtacular and she and Scott Fletcher

and I watched the film sack movie that year together. Was the last one Punisher? Uh, 2017 would have been, was it Punisher? I think whichever, we watched Punisher together

whether it was that one or not. And, um, hadn't seen her, she's, you know, been listening. She just hasn't been able to be in the tad pool

or in the chat room anymore and stuff like that. But, oh, 2015 was, uh, there it is. 2015. Oh, Last Dragon. Shown up.

That was the last, uh, show enough. Which is funny, because I don't think we intended to do two dragons. Yeah. That wasn't. In fact, and just tell you just said it, did I realize that we did that? I didn't, right. Didn't think about it until now. No, it's crazy.

Yeah, a lot of people like that. Yeah. Who was Sailor Moon in the cosplay contest. She, she was awesome. She made sure that I always had a cold beverage, a gin and tonic. Nice. First time she asked, can I get you a dream? Can I get you a drink?

After that, it was like, oh, bets are off. Here's a gin and tonic. You're taking care of. Yeah, you stop asking after three because you can't consent after three. I can't consent after three. Just bring me whatever you got.

I'll take it. Exactly. You know, one thing we didn't ever try is, um, um, I forgot who brought it. Oh, my buddy and provo or or I'm,

uh, freaking, um, the other Brian, uh, Cofford? Brian Cofford? Is it brought it covered? Gosh, dang it.

My brain is mush. Guys, you have to forgive me this entire day. But anyway, he brought that barf soda and we never tried it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It was supposed to be, I'm sure it was like a cream soda or something, right? I saw that when I was doing All-Star. As I looked down and saw that bottle.

I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm glad we didn't do that. Although I'm sure it's not. It's probably fine, right? It's not like the Harry Potter jelly beans that taste like ass. I don't want that. Yeah. Ron Weasley's ass The flavor

Weasley ass Weas We had a really great time Everything went well You already noticed this If you checked your feeds and stuff But on Patreon and on the public stuff The audio version of our live TMS

Went up yesterday Today the video version will go up As well as film sac And core and everything else that we did Working on what we're going to do with All Stars I really want to make people Sure they see it So we'll put that up

Somewhere that will let us Right now, the copyright warnings are insane. Anything, is there anything I can do with, because I have all the video that stuff in Final Cut. I can do something if that helps, but let me know. Yeah, I'll let you know. I think for the full effect, I don't know. I mean, I even covered up part of the video in that first one on each video. I know.

That one got warnings and I'm like, come on. It's got a superimposed action figure in it. You guys don't know what we're saying yet. haven't seen it. So if you didn't watch us live anyway, we'll make sure that stuff goes up. Somewhere that you can get it. All right. Cool. That'll be the plan. Okay, I got a funny story to tell that I cannot stop telling. I almost told

it in the closing thing because it made me laugh so hard. I'm up in, this is a Shane Maddox story, who is already kind of an anomaly at this thing. Shane's, he's been coming since like 2013, something like that. And every

time I see Shane, you know, we do the whole you're going to slowly walk with phone and make a panoramic picture. Ha, ha, ha, ha, whatever. And he's just a funny guy, and I like Shane a lot. Well, this year he shows up with the most gnarly beard. Right. Just this intense beard.

And then, like, tie it in a couple knots or pigtails or dreads or something coming off of the bottom. Yeah. And when I first saw it, I went, what the heck's that for? Well, we figured it out. In the cosplay, he played red, not red scare. What's his name? It's the Marvel character.

Red, the Russian David Harbour. Red Guardian. I think Red Scare is a cooler name, but anyway. That's Red Scare. He shows up in that outfit, that costume, and a helmet that was pretty good. It was like a pretty legit.

And then I went, oh, that's what this is. That beard's perfect. Okay, it's for cosplay. And then the next time I see him, he has shaved his head, his eyebrows, his mustache and beard. He's a thumb at this point And he's wearing these little round black glasses

And he looks like Howie Mandel all of a sudden Right, right, a complete transformation Like this is how you go Witness Protection Program Is you look, you look the way you did Friday and then the way you did Saturday And it's like, wow, okay I think I even said it

Where are they sending you now that you've done Now that you've done state's witness or whatever So he goes Truly a shaved Maddox. He was absolutely true to his name. I think I finally understand why the name. I get it now. So anyway, that's just part of this.

Do you own sleeves at all, Shane? Do you have any shirts with sleeves on them? Although yesterday, who was at, KT Data sent me a picture of him while they were looking at the lake near us. And I think he was sleeved. What? Yeah. I didn't know what to think. I feel like there's a transition happening here and he hasn't told anybody that he's

becoming a different man. I don't know. Wow. He's presenting as a t-shirt. Yeah. Instead of a wife teeter or whatever. Yeah. They still call him that? That's still appropriate. I don't know. I shied away from saying that because I feel like the last time I used that term, somebody's like, they don't call them that anymore, Brian. Yeah. I wouldn't think. I feel like it's derogatory both to the wearer and to the naming convention of it. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, so here's how this goes. That's all beside the point.

we are up in Barry's uh Barry's wine room for a hot minute we shared a floor so we were popping in and out of there and we went in there for a little while on Friday night

we don't want to stay too late but I got in these big conversations with like Sun Bun and I can't remember with Joe was in there, a bunch of other people and we're all chatting and talking and we're out on the balcony and the balcony is the exact opposite of the street

uh where down low is the tea or is the drag bar brunch we're going to go to the next day or two days from then. And so we were just remarking on that and saying, oh, you can see the Waikiki from here. And they're like, oh, yeah, and this and then. And we noticed that there's like an adjoined restaurant covered in Ivy, beautiful place with a like a really nice outdoor thing. It's always been, I've never been, but I've always heard it was really nice.

Anyway, that's right there adjacent to it. And it's called the Ivy or just Ivy, whatever, you know, restaurant and lounge or something. and it's in neon and it's dark because we're up there at night and I can see that it says Ivy top of I wish I'd have gotten a picture of him so pissed I didn't but the top of the eye is a wavy eye in neon so it's all out in neon oh gotcha then the stock of the eye but the bottom neon to make the bottom of the eye is green right just to kind of be part of the theme part of the Ivy yeah and then the V and the Y are also in white brighter neon to match most of the eye so

So picture that in your head. And we're up above it, which means the perspective puts that green thing even further from your vision. So it's maybe even harder to see. So I know what it is. But Shane, I go up there and Shane's in his new shaved look. And he goes, is that a gay bar down there? And I go, where? And I look down and I go, well, I guess sort of.

That's a drag bar. So it's, you know, all are welcome. Plenty of, plenty of gay friendliness there. And he goes, because no, no, no. the thing next to it. I go what? And he goes, the tug bar. And I said, you think this is, A, he doesn't read that it's Ivy. Right. And the words, and I can kind of agree with him, if you take that little thing out or squint and you lose the bottom of the eye, it does look like a cursive, it looks like the word tug. Yeah. And he says, well, what better name for your gay bar

than tug? I was dying, dude. That's great. BioCal just sent a photo of the front of the place with the logo. Oh, good. It's taken during the day. So you just see, I mean, you see,

you know, all the letters from that angle, but very easy to see how you could make that, that I into a T, that Y, easily into a G. Oh, yeah, easy, right?

Yeah, the V doesn't look like a V. It does look like a U. There's a curve. It's neon. Yeah. You can't, unless you do a little,

a little clover leafy thing, you don't really get a good angled base to it. Yeah. So if you make that green, green sliver move. I mean, if you just block out with your mind's eye, that bottom of the, of the letter I, easily you look at that and say, oh, tug. Yeah, it looks like the tug.

Hey, where do you want to go? Let's go to the tug bar. Let's go to the tug bar. Yeah. I don't know. He kind of had a point, but I laughed so hard at that freaking notion. And he wasn't kidding. He wasn't like, uh, tug, or her.

He was like, wow, that's interesting name for Kmart. He was like, yeah, oh, that makes sense. Yeah. So anyway, thanks for that moment, Shane. That was pretty fun. Speaking of that thing, so right next to it is this drag bar. I've never been. Apparently it's like the place in Salt Lake to go to a drag brunch and just like it's

famous for that. And sure enough, we get there. We had reservations, but we got there and that place was freaking swarmed with people before they even open the door. So it was crazy. Sunday morning. We go in there. We had a group of like eight or ten or I don't know what we were.

And we go in there. And I don't know if you ever do this, Brian. but there's certain places I'll go that when the doors are shut and I'm there for 10 minutes or more, I don't feel like I was in my own city. It felt like I was in Vegas. Oh, sure. Yeah, I saw some of the photos from the inside of that place. Yeah, I totally could completely took me away.

I was in Miami. I was in somewhere else. When I walked out, I was like, oh, yeah, I only lived 20 minutes from here. Los Angeles or something. Yeah, right in the middle of Hollywood. It was really weird. And they were really hardcore about what the brunch is meant to be. And so much so that there's not just a stage with performing.

They come down and work the audience and flips and jumps and all kinds of freaking acrobatics out there. It was crazy. So interesting. Yeah. So the drag show that you've seen before, I think it was just like a stage performance. Like they never left the stage. It was one karaoke basically after another of them doing Anita Baker and Christine Aguilera songs. Which I just assume.

was the norm. I didn't know there was another way to do this. This, yeah, this is, this is the Hamburger Mary's M.O., which is absolutely, sorry, crazy neighbor is calling me from his new iPhone, believe it or not, Android user forever. What? And, yeah, he had some, he got hacked and had to replace everything on his network. They even, like, Wi-Fied into his, his, the Android auto stuff in his truck. oh my gosh dude yeah that'll that'll have an effect on you you know yeah but uh no like the

the god drag brunch and drag bingo man it is so much fun and they come around and you better have some cash and if you don't they will they will let you know yeah they will let you know but they'll be like uh if you need to venmo you can venmo and we'll give you singles and make sure us every time this performer comes around you are slipping a single into their g string did you did you uh slip into some g string oh yeah Yeah, hell yeah. We did, I got some in some bras. I don't know what was, that thing was padded with.

It was like cement. I think partially because this guy was doing face plants on the stage. Oh, geez. Crazy stuff that you would need pads for. Like, their butt pads were definitely saving some back back. Yeah. Their airbags is what they are, basically. Yeah, that was crazy.

But they, this one, there was one in particular toward the end of the first. They did like basically a first half. We had to leave for the second because we had to get everything out of there. But it's like a big long show, so I didn't feel like we missed out much. But anyway, the first half had really great performers, amazing queens. They all came out and did amazing stuff. Music was great. Sound was great.

All the stuff was great. The breakfast was great. All our food was shaped like weaners and vaginas, by the way. Saw the pancakes. Yeah. I got all vaginas. Or waffles, I guess. I got all.

Yeah. Because they see, I let me tell you this. This has nothing to do. Is it like a wing place where you can say, give me drums or flats? Yeah. Kind of like that. Give me a mix. Yeah, because the name, I mean, sorry.

Hey, kids, close your ears for a second. Everything on the menu was like chicks and dicks. Sure. Like all the, they really leaning into it. So you could get waffles either shaped like a vagina or shaped like a penis. And I said, I thought myself, when I looked at some of these pictures and I was seeing what people are eating, and I'm like, I think I'm getting more waffles. for the dollar by getting the vagina ones

and I am the penis ones. Yeah, I mean, those are, yeah. So by the time they came, though, I think I may have had it wrong because the vagina ones were very flat. And I got all vaginas, no, you know. So it wasn't a preference thing, even though that might be my preference.

But the penis ones by, because from what I could tell from who got them, somebody, oh, who was next to me? Crap, everybody's, it's all blur. But anyway, oh, James was there. James and Svek got him and he got all, he basically, I'll get, I'll get all, yeah, I'll get all dicks. Yeah, you know, they can bring me all dicks. That's fine. Yeah. That's exactly what it was. Oh my gosh, it's like it's hearing it again. So he, so they bring out his and they're actually pretty girthy.

Right, right. So I feel like I kind of got shortchanged. The vaginas were a little flat, but it was still good. At least you know that your waffles will be cooked throughout as opposed to like if sometimes those things, waffles, the TH-I-C-C-Waffles, don't get fully cooked in the middle. That's a fair point. And I think you don't want doughy middle wiener waffles, right? No, it just, uh, just adds to the, adds to the confusion. Yeah. So anyway, that was all fun.

But the back to the point, this lady, this, this drag queen was so good and so athletic. My gosh. The final, Amy and some others will know who I'm talking about because they were there with this. but it was like the final finisher of the first act. She was the one with the big furry boot things. She was so athletic. Like to the point of like I was hurting watching, blown away.

She came by our table just hucking bucks at her. Just great, right? Like doing splits and stuff where it's probably like the, you know, you feel like the whole stage is rumbling. Yeah, like the bounce splits where they go wham and then come back up. and crazy. Yeah. I'm impressed. I'm impressed. The burlesque guy was good too. He was

he came out. It was just a dude. His name was Carlos. He was just a dude. He's just a dude. He's just a dude. Took off most of his clothes. Played a dude. Yeah, that was for all the, they said it was for all the heterosexual ladies, all the straight ladies. That was who that

was for. Gotcha. That were attending there. And Kim's like, woo! Anyway, so he's doing all this stuff, jumping around, doing all these crazy moves. And at the end, as opposed to the other queens, for some reason, this one was super friendly. We wanted to go and talk to people and just say, hey, thanks for coming. It was just waving to people.

It wasn't to get more money or anything. It was just like being super friendly. And she comes around the corner and looks like she's, oh, and she hugs Kim. And then she start coming at me. And I'm like, oh, this would be lovely. I get to see what a drag queen smells like or feels like. I don't know why. You know, I've never hugged a drag queen.

Sure. This was the sweatiest human being. I have ever come in contact with And I've played basketball against some sweaty, greasy dudes I have been places where sweat was the norm And we were all sweaty and all that Sure But hugging this person who just got done

Doing some of the most amazing indoor acrobatics I've ever seen in limited space Yeah I came away just like drenched You could see it all in my shirt It was foul What gross got out the most It was pretty gross

but also kind of a, I don't know, kind of an appreciation for like, oh, yeah, they're working this, man. For sure. It is, it is, you know, a physical manifestation of the work they are putting into that performance. Yeah. They work.

They really do. As Rupal told them, they better work. Yeah. And the one, the one I saw that one time in Vegas that was just a stage thing, like you said, yeah, was so much more controlled and quiet. It was them just sort of, like slower songs and all this.

And break my heart. Exactly. And that's for someone, right? That's fine. That was the first drag show I ever saw was that. It was a charity event at Dazzle here in Denver. And the first one I saw was like it was just one song performance after a note. They never came out, even afterwards, never came out into the audience.

But, yeah, so tame compared to an actual drag brunch. But there was a couple there that had to be in their 70s in the audience. Sure. And I went, did they get a wrong turn? Did they, you know, they just looked really? Did they look like they were surprised by what they saw? I was, I watched for this very closely because I tend to, I'll catch a thing and then I kind of hyper-focused on it. And they were like hyper-focus this time because I was like, you know, two of these people just don't belong here is a song of bed.

And they sat down and they looked, he was very like a, vest and just like it went they weren't like tripped out hippie old people man it wasn't like that so i just thought well how's this going to go and they sat down and they kind of were not making much of an expression but they also weren't looking freaked out or cornered or anything and then during it this guy pulls out a wad of ones and he's hucking him and sticking him in people's stuff and i'm like oh you've been here before yeah he knows the drill okay they were they were fine so i guess leave your judgments at the door at the drag brunch and Salt Lake City, Utah. You never know.

Yep. And huge, huge, the city always shows up huge for Pride stuff and this was no exception. We had, since Pride Month, it was just everywhere. People forget, Salt Lake City's like that. No, there were so many, it was great seeing like restaurants that had Pride balloons

out, like all the rainbow balloons or flags, the restaurant we had Smoke Monster at, super friendly, gay, LGBT, friendly with their flags out behind us and stuff. It was great. It was really, really good to see. Yeah, I thought it was great. And tally a little, a little blue oasis in a sea of red. Yeah, and it was

great. It had a great time. Everybody had a great time as far as I know, and we were, you know, just loved it. Brian had your trip back. Everything go okay. Everything went just fine. Quick, quick drive back. We stopped, had to stop began at Little America, because that's what you do. To you need to go to the bathroom, I'm like, all right, I'll get a big soda because I'd finished my coffee from the pickup, went to the bathroom. Oh, yeah, yeah, I think people sleep in the bathrooms at Little America. So I go to the men's room.

I forgot about this. There are four stalls, and it's very similar to like a Buckees. Bushies. Where you got a, the bathrooms are a little enclosed room, a little small, tiny room. But not even a gap above and below between stalls. It's like a, you know, once that door is closed, all eight walls around you are covered. Or six walls around you are covered. Dice has six sides.

And I get there and all the doors are locked and closed with the vacancy or, you know, occupied sign turned on, except for one. And sadly it was a handicapped one, but I'm like, well, I'm going to be really quick. Need to poo, but I mean to be really quick. And so I get in there, go to the bathroom, come back out, and there was no sound anywhere else. Those rooms had still remained closed in the time that I went to the bathroom. And then I come out and there's like a guy just coming out of one of them is going up to the sinks there with his two. toothbrush behind his ear and he's like washing his face and and kind of like you know like like he just got up from bed it's like okay so you're sleeping in there basically is what you're doing great

that's awesome that's wonderful don't mind me thanks for leaving one of these open yeah for sure but but got home the the floor where uh where he stepped in the squish um a tiny bit dam still but Crazy Neighbor had done a great job of snaking the drain and that sort of thing. Oh, did they, sorry, someone in the chat just said. Yeah. Drag trivia. Is that a thing? Yeah, I went to a drag trivia bingo. That's right.

Yes, here. Now that I've seen this and seen how wacky it can be, I want that bad. Yeah. Drag trivia bingo or even just drag bingo. So we did drag bingo at Hamburger Marys and then drag trivia bingo at Millie. milk market. Both a lot of fun, you know, ease into it. Maybe start with the drag bingo, so you're not worried about like, you know, how many?

Oh, that must be 69 in the O column. Ha, ha, ha. Ah, he, ho. Sure. Exactly. But, yeah, no. Go to your local drag bingo. It is as fun as drag brunch.

And if you go to drag bingo brunch, even the better. Oh, that's a thing, too. You can do that. I'm sure. Oh, it's got to be. Does they ever do like drag, uh, Fury Road cosplay? That's what I want. Like a Furiosa.

Yeah. Or the, uh, the mothers. Hell yeah, dude. Out there dancing. That way, Talley says yes. My heart says no. Really? Really?

That's a thing? There you go. All right. All right. I'm in. Let's go. Um, you mentioned you had a quick review before. Oh, I did.

Yeah. Last night, you know, you want to go see a movie? Because there's so many movies. out right now it's like between obsession and backrooms and masters of the universe and so we decided to go see a movie and we went and saw

anyway we saw Disclosure Day I forgot that came out while we were gone I thought it was next week or something I don't know what I thought. People are like wondering what the heck is wrong with Brian I really enjoyed it It's funny. It's, you know, doing well on Rotten Tomatoes, 70s, high 60s, 80s.

I can't remember what it was when we looked, but doing well on Rotten Tomatoes. And 81 right now. 81. Okay, yeah, well deserved. And then I saw some, you know, blogger BuzzFeed or something that says, ranking all the Steven Spielberg films from best to worst. And this was down there with 1941 and BFG. Oh, come on. Really? Yeah.

That seems like. This felt to me like, do you remember that feeling you had first time you saw close encounters or E.T? Yeah. That was the feeling I got. I hear a lot of comparisons to like this is a spiritual successor to some of that. Yeah. It definitely feels exactly. Definitely feels like it, you know, more so than what's the thing?

his faces, a Shaman Signs kind of thing. But really, really good. And really, God, what a great cast between Coleman Domingo, who's amazing always. Emily Blunt. I think potential Oscar nomination for this one. I'm seeing a lot of that here. The review summary says, if you found out

you weren't alone, if somebody was going to say, where is it? Oh, here it is. A humanistic variation on one of Spielberg's most revisited themes. Disclosure Day is. A breathless pursuit of optimism and an age of conspiracy gets its biggest boost from a career highlight work from Emily Blunt. Yeah. Did her chin not bother you at all? Her chin didn't bother me at all.

Okay. Good deal. She was, yeah, no, she's always been lovely. I mean, come on now. Yeah, come on, man. She's awesome. She's an incredible actress. And Krasinski's a very lucky man to get to hang out with her as much as he does.

But, you know, they hang out is what they do. They're a married couple who hang out. uh but no i really enjoyed it it was very um i don't know it did have such a great positive vibe to it and even uh oh i'm blanking on his name clive no who's the um your main uh antagonist mr darcy uh oh uh from and also on the kingsman um yes yes friend the this king's speech Colin Firth. I mean, I'm starting to remember. I remember all his movies, but I can't remember his damn name.

He was great as like this, this, you know, villain who's not a mustache twirling villain, but you can kind of see, all right, here's his motivations for what he's going up against. I get it. Yeah. I feel like we haven't seen him for Hot Minute either. No, it doesn't feel like we have. He's been out of the. It seems like out of the limelight since, was he in the king's man as like a brief appearance or something?

Because he did the previous ones. Obviously, he was like the head guy or whatever. It's funny that he was in the Kingsman and the King's speech. Yeah. A lot of King stuff. Yeah. Bridget Jod's King Baby, I think was really good with him in it. Yeah.

I like to be, I like to play Pride and King Prejudice. When I play chess, I have him be the king. It's great. Sure. Yeah. We'll move one space. Kings are shitty. anyway

well that's great I want to see it that's fantastic to hear currently 72 audience 81 uh critics cool yeah well deserved

it's it's it's um it's great um it just feels like also you have to see a spillberg movie it does it feels like it oh yeah another one that was low on that list uh was ready player one and i get it you know it feels like it gets a lot of hate because it's like it's just being service and we're going to put the iron jane in here and then we're going to put batman in here But it's like, you know what?

Maybe it was reading the book before I saw the movie, but I really, really like Ready Player 1. Maybe I'm ready for another watch, because I just saw it the one time. I like the book a lot. I thought the movie, I didn't love the movie, but I didn't think it was that bad.

It was all right. No, I thought it was all right. Yeah, it got me where I wanted to go. Certainly wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen Spielberg do. Oh, yeah, they also ripped on his kick the can from the Twilight Zone movie. Oh, wait. Did they?

Yeah, yeah, they said, said that this is another one of his like worst movies, worst worst things he's done. Oh yeah and they always put always on there and I liked I liked always. Always is great. Yeah, it was a very nice little movie.

God, so, yeah, so touching and stuff. Yeah. You know what? Those people are just sour grapes. Billberg's great. There are sour grapes. Yeah. Now he wears scarfs. It's pretty cool. I want to see that new Death of Robin Hood deal. Yeah, that's getting some good reviews too. Yeah, doing all right. A little lower in the other, 75, but still not bad.

Not bad. No audience scores yet. We're seeing the story of Toys 5. The story of 5 toys. Oh, the 5 Toys. That'll be this week. Holy shit, there's a lot of movies. There is.

That's what I'm saying. It's like, I feel like, all right, Tina, we've got to start using our, you know, we have to make up for May and the beginning of June. And we have to go to like a lot of movies to make up for, to pay for our Alamo draft house season past. But we're doing it. Yeah, the fact that it all seemed to come out, like, somehow the final week of prep through nerdtacular, it seemed like nothing is out. But no, all of it is out.

Yeah. Masters of the Universe came out during all that. Backrooms, obsession. Yeah. All of it. All of it. All of it. Well, I'm going to have to catch up.

Probably do it at home. Yeah. Here's the thing. Are we going to see? Do I wait with Masters of the Universe now that it's kind of, the reviews are starting to sour on it? Oh, are they? When it first came out, yeah, when it first came out, the reviews were a lot higher. What is it saying on Rotten Tomatoes now?

Currently at 68 and 87, audience reviews are better. Audience reviews are better. Not bad. I felt maybe, maybe. I mean, we're definitely sacking that shit, no matter what. Yeah, okay, good. Maybe we'll wait for that. I'm in no rush, you know.

No, that's the one that I feel like I can wait for. Backrooms, backrooms I want to see in the theater. Obsession, I'll probably wait. Yeah. No need to. Yeah. I think I actually think I'd rather watch obsession at home based on what I've heard. Well, I don't think I'm going to get Tina to see obsession. Yeah. Yeah. She'll be in the other room. She'll be somewhere else watching something else. Yeah. My Brian might have his headphones on an iPad in his lap. Who knows? We never know exactly be exactly that. Yes. Guys speaking of movies and guys who love movies. Oh yeah. Oh wow. We're late. Yeah. We're running a little late. We're never too late for the This is Travis, and you'll do well to listen carefully to what he has to say.

Or alternatively, where'd the other one go? Don't tell me what I know, Travis. Yeah, either way it works. Hey, look who it is. It's our old pal TV's Travis, who also just left Salt Lake City and is now home. It did. Great state of Michigan. Yes.

What's going on, man? Oh, I'm mostly recovered and back to proper time zone. Nice. I ended up taking a red eye home, and so it was a long, long, night because I tried to sleep on the plane or the one with Killian Murphy or it was Killian Murphy okay fantastic underrated underrated

it is yeah yeah no it was it was just a very very long night I tried to sleep on the plane that didn't work um you go back when did you go back yesterday or when did I flew out at like midnight Sunday night okay oh okay so you still had a full day and mostly full day in salt lake yeah yeah oh and we I didn't mention this but when we did the

Drag Brunch, Bo couldn't. He was like too tired and couldn't handle that room. He's like, I got to go outside. So he bails and suddenly we had a slot. And so Travis got called and took his slot. And I was happy to see you there, man. That was, that was a blast. I had so much fun there. It was really fun. I 100% get why that was too much for Bo. Because as I was walking in, he was sitting outside. And I was like, a little much in there. He goes, yeah, I was getting close. Yeah, really. It's pretty tight. And it's all, you know, I just felt like. I was in Vegas that entire time I was in there. It was so weird. It really did feel like a completely different place inside Waikiki.

It was really weird. But that was so much fun. Oh, they had a giant mechanical penis you could ride, Brian. I forgot to tell you about that. Oh, fantastic. Good, as you do. I didn't ride it, but, you know, I thought about it. Nerdtacular was so much fun.

I just have to say, there was so many people that it was wonderful to hang out with. A lot of people I didn't get enough time to hang out with is usually the case. Always the case. But so much fun. And just a shout out to KT Data and Rose Kitty and Amos and Bobby. They kicked ass, man. They did such a great job. They're just like this underpinnings layer of making sure that stuff went off without a hitch was.

Yep. No small task. I mean, we were still, I was packing up with KT data at like three in the morning. He didn't finish till like four something. Oh, geez. Yeah. But he says, I can live on. You mean?

Yeah, getting that all torn down. Plus the four hours it took us to set it up. And plus just being there on console the entire time anything was ever going on, it's just a massive. He is a machine. I got to take him to like 14 dim sums in a row. We're going to do. But anyway, well, Travis, it's good to see it. It was great seeing you there.

It's great to see you again. We're going to kick up some competitive dirt today. That's right. Yes. How have you even had time to prepare for this? I don't know. I don't know. Well, he started 12 hours ago.

Exactly. Yeah. Actually, it was just about 12 hours ago. so. So as always, we're going to quiz the boys. Brian, you're going to start this month. And we've tightened up the score. It is 3-2 in favor of Scott.

Okay. Nobody is mathematically eliminated yet. Good. And we're going to do our favorite new game, which is describe the movie with the wrong characters. Okay. So, Brian, I've got a movie for you. I'm going to give you a quick rundown.

You've got to tell me what movie this is. All right. All right. Albert Goldman and Nico Tautopoulos discover they can make more money from a flop than a hit and hatch a scheme to stage the worst musical ever created. Well, that's got to be the producers. That is correct.

You get a point for that. I'm trying to figure out, like, I get it from the description. I don't know. Is that the, that's Nathan Lane and Will Ferrell and Nathan Lane? Yeah. What do you say? Well, it's Nathan Lane. Yeah.

But Nico Tautopoulos. Nico Tautopoulos. I was trying to figure out who that... Because Albert Goldman's Nathan Lane. Yeah. I know this one. I don't remember Nico Tautopoulos. Nico Tadopoulos was Matthew Broderick's character in Godzilla.

Okay. I only knew he was for sure. I forgot what movie that was. Yeah, I wasn't going to remember that. But I remember it he was into producers. That was actually a really good version of that. Will Ferrell was in the most. more recent one.

Well, he was in that one as well, but yeah, but he wasn't one of the two producers. He was just, he was the springtime for Hitler and Germany, dude. Oh, I loved that movie. Yeah. I like the old one, too. Yeah. Nothing wrong with that one. Melbrook's original, yeah.

Yeah, they're all good. All right. Good job, Brian. Thank you. I had to, I had to go with something like Nico Tautopoulos because if I went Ferris Bueller, it would have been obvious, yeah. Yeah. Couldn't go inspector Gadgett. I thought about Inspector Gadgett. That was on the short list.

But that was just tired you talking. You've been flying. Right, right. Sure. But a mistake. All right. Round to Brian. Scott, you get a movie now.

Okay. So you get a movie. I'm going to give you the wrong characters. See if you can figure this one out. Magneto develops an unlikely friendship with his handsome gardener Rick O'Connell, leading to an emotionally complex relationship that explores loneliness, memory, desire, and morality. Oh, shit.

I know what this is. I can't remember the name. I have to know the name of the movie. Yes. You have to know the name of the movie. Yeah. Oh, man. Okay, I know a lot about this movie.

He's an old... Oh, maybe I got this mixed up. I was thinking he was like an old Nazi. Trying to recover, like the rest of his, in his later life, trying to put all that behind him or something. And it was highly... Oh, oh.

Oh, oh. It's based on a book and it's, it's, uh, um, uh, Gandalf's in it. And it's, uh, the apt, uh, apt pupil. Apt pupil. Apt pupil. Please tell me that's right. Is incorrect? Incorrect.

Oh, really? Wow. Um, so you're right that apt pupil does have, um, uh, him in it. Ian McKellen is in it and he is an old Nazi, uh, type character. He is being blackmailed by his, that movie, he's being kind of blackmailed almost by like a neighbor kid played by Brad Renfro. Now, the movie that I'm talking about is almost the same year. I think it might be a year later, but it's gods and monsters. Oh, I never saw it. And it was, he plays the director of Frankenstein and bride of Frankenstein.

And he's aging and he gets into a friendship and a relationship with Rick O'Connell, Brendan Fraser. Oh, okay. I have a vague memory, but I never saw the movie. That's, that would, I was never going to get that. Poop. But they were the same era, so I can see where you could definitely conflate those two. Fair point. Round three is our musical round.

Ryan, you get to start our bidding. Okay. For, uh, for, I have a, I have three levels on this. So you can have one, two, or three. And are they just, are they? Just short, little. little bit. Okay. Okay. God, I have sucked

with the music ones lately, but I feel like I feel like it's the only place where I can actually dance in my wheelhouse. So I'm going to, I'm going to take the shorty short, the shortest of the three. All right.

That's a, that's, I'm going to put these blindfolds on and rub them like crazy like Scott did. At nerdtacular. I did rub them. It was something cathartic about rubbing them. These are nice soft, squishy blindfolds, yeah. That was such a hard game.

I just have to point that out. It was. Yeah, in hindsight, so like here's what I did to start with. I took whatever year it was, I think it took 2023, and there's a great website called internet movie poster. I think it's imps. Let's see, what is it, imps? Imp Awards.

IMP Awards. And this is every freaking movie poster you could ever want. And so I said, all right, I'm just gonna take a year. I'm gonna download all the movie posters for that year. And then I'm gonna have a easy, medium, hard, and impossible. And I just was like, all right, let's use all the easies. I'll use some of the mediums. I'll throw one hard and one impossible in each one.

And of course, the impossible one turned out to be mission impossible. But my response to that is, that is self-destruct is a hyphenated acceptable word. Yeah, sure, but Formula One is not. Formula One is two words, yeah. Not definitely. I was, I get people coming up to me, D20 is not one word.

I'm like, they told me it was, and I wasn't gonna argue about D20 being one word. Yeah, but also when you see it, it's a D and a 20 right next to each other. It's right, there's no space. I think that makes it a word, doesn't it? I mean, I don't think, I think

when you spell it out D20 there's no space agreed but yeah I guess that's if you put it down and write it down nobody's going D space 20 but F1 you say without a space

and and I would say F1 are two different words yeah oh that's a hard one yeah we got a lot of Randy getting the tenant

clue like minutes later was oh yeah i whispered to george i said palindrome ah because i think randy would have gotten it from palindrome there aren't too many yeah anyway because the movie itself is a palindrome but i digress how about how about all right all right here's your here's your little uh clip of this song i believe that that is lola by the king's shit that is lola by the king damn it He only needed one chord. One chord to get that one. It does have a fairly distinctive tone.

It's a very distinctive chord, and it's a very loose-strung guitar, but it's, yeah, yeah. All right. That puts Brian ahead two to one, going into round four. Okay. Round four is, Scott, I've got an actor that we're looking for. All right. And I'm going to bid on number of characters. you think it will take for you to figure out who this actor is.

Characters that this person has played. I have five characters. All right. Go for it. Oh, I have to choose. I have to choose. How many of you think it'll take you? Let's do...

Shit. I'll do two. Two? I was really hoping you'd do three. I'll do one. Okay. And if you get that wrong, Scott gets his two. Yes.

Yep. So, Brian, here is the one character that you get. Count Olaf. Count Olaf. Um, uh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Count Olaf. Is it, um, I'm thinking, um, I'd want to give it away in case Scott doesn't know it, but I, I'm not going to come up with the, the actor. It's a little different when you're on the spot there. It really is, exactly. putting on the reeds is what I'm thinking of

but I've got nothing I can't I'm never going to think of this guy's name and Chris Brown is going to throw the red beanie bag at me right okay all right all right Brian didn't get it so Scott here's another character that this

actor played I think I know it but do it yeah yep Carl Jenkins oh actually I'm not sure what character that is but I'm pretty sure you're talking about, oh, now I got it. Now I wonder. I think you're talking about Jim Carrey and it's a series of unfortunate events character. Oh, that, that count all off. That's who I think you mean. Is it Jim Carrey? It is not Jim Carrey. Shit. I know who it is now and I'm going to be annoyed. Can I tell you I know it? You don't have to give me the point, obviously, because I'm not going to win. No, no, no one gets the point here, but I'm going to give a couple other characters that this actor played. So we had count all off. We had Carl Jenkins. Barney Stinson Dooney Houser and he was also

once Dick Grayson as Nightwing. I should have known you weren't going for the obvious Olaf. I was thinking who was I thought Count Off was the character and it was it just straight up Dracula in Ed Wood that what's his face played?

Oh, Martin Landau's character. Martin Landau was Dracula. It was just straight up. He played Boris Karloff. I mean he played an actor playing or not Boris Carloff. Yes, it was Boris Karloff. Bullshit. Yeah.

Bullshit. Well, it was, um, um, not Boris Karloff because Carl off. Carl off was Frankenstein. Bella Lagos. That's right. That's right. That's right. Bullshit.

Bullshit. My favorite. It's so good. Oh, it's so good. He's so fantastic in that movie. Swear. Um, all right. So round five.

Round five, we're doing our real or fake. All right. Okay. So I'm going to give you, uh, we'll start with Brian. You're going to get five actors. What I want to know is, were they really... Are they really in The Mandalorian? Okay.

Yeah, I know why you're doing that. Yeah, like, yeah, okay. So were they in the Mandalorian? Yes or no. Covered up by a helmet. We never saw, sure. Possibly. So you get five actors.

And Scott, you will also get five and we'll see who does the best out of five. Start Brian with you. Ming Na, when? Um, yeah. Oh, wait. She was in book of Boba Fett. Was she also in the, yeah, she was in the Mandalorian? Yes. Correct. Yeah. Uh, as Finik Shand. Um, number two, Anthony Daniels. I don't think so. I don't think he was in the Mandalorian. Correct. That's one of the few Star Trek or Star Wars things he has not been part of. Yeah. I think he's in the movie, isn't he? I think, the new one. I don't know that doesn't count. I don't remember saying, I mean, he wasn't in there

as a C3PO. Oh, I thought I heard somebody say, well, maybe he was a cameo, some other kind. Weird. Maybe. All right. Number three, Nick, Nolte. Absolutely, yes.

Yep, he was. Loved him in that. He was so, that character was so much fun. Yes. I have spoken. Number four, Timothy Aliphant. I'm trying to think. I'm just visualizing

the alien earth stuff. He would fit perfectly in that, in the Mandalian world. I'm going to say no. incorrect he was his character uh he's a marshal um season two in one of the well he's in yeah yeah he's in uh that and book of boba fat um he shows up in both wow just could not visualize uh they gave him the worst hair it was weird they did yeah they did uh i think in fact i think he starts off um if i remember right with the uh with boba fett's armor oh oh really okay or or some mandolian armor oh yes he's got a piece of it and that's like that's the right the whole thing is that that doesn't belong to you, you're not allowed to wear it and so there's

right exact fight and sees. I never watched Booker BobaFat but I assume they resolved that or they had to some point. And finally Brian, David Tenet. David Tenant. That's landlords have tenants.

They sure do. Tetris. There was a movie. With rotating blocks. Rotating blocks game? What? I love Randy. All right, David Tennant, I've stalled long enough.

I wonder if he was under a helmet. I'm going to say yes. Oh, darn it. He's in the Star Wars property, but not the Mandalorian. He did the voice of Hu Yang in Star Wars Asoka. Oh, he was a droid. He was a voice of a droid that trained younglings at the Jedi Temple and now was hanging out with Asoka.

I'm so behind on everything. And I think he also did the voice in, I think it was, was it rebels or clone wars? Same character? Same character? Okay. Yeah. Oh, the girls just finished watching that.

Probably just saw him. All right. So, Brian, you got four out of five. Or no, sorry. No, I did not. Three out of five. Three out of five. Yeah, it's in the majority.

It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. Yeah. I'll take it. I'll take it. Scott. Now you get five actors

who may or may not have been in the Mandalorian. All right, let's do it. Well, you remember this show. Kumail Nanjani. And I apologize for the pronunciation. I'm terrible. I thought it was spot hot. I'm going to say,

hmm. We're not counting the movie, right? The movie would be part of it, yeah. Oh, it would be. I'm pretty sure C-3Pio was in the movie. I heard. I don't know. Anyway.

I saw the movie and I don't remember him, but. When I looked it up, I did not see Anthony Daniels listed. So, um, oh, am I mixing it up with fallout? Hold on. Let me make sure I'm not mixing those characters up. Kind of the same guy, I think. I'm going to say yes. Oh, I'm thinking of his character and freaking, oh, shit.

Well, uh, also was in a Star Wars show, but he was in Obi-Wan. Oh. As kind of a, um, like a street hustler that Obi-Wan runs into. Oh, yeah. I think he's like, I can't remember if he's, he pretends to have. have force sensitivity or something. It's been a little bit since I saw Obi-1, but I remember him in a minute. It's the, that's the guy I'm thinking of, the character.

And it's also the same basic thing that's happening with his character in Fallout, where he's pretending to be a big deal for the, the, whatever they're called, Still Brotherhood. And he's not. It's like almost the same joke. They pull off. Anyway, all right. All right. Oh, for one.

Number two, Richard Iowade. Oh, yeah. He's a robot. Yes. Correct. He's a droid. Yes, he's a droid. You go through everybody in the currencies and a taskmaster?

Not on purpose. Number three, John Leguizamo. Oh, shit. John Leguizamo, I don't know about the movie. Four parts of season three. But something's familiar about that. I'm going to say, what the hell? I'll say yes.

he's in it somewhere. Oh, where is it when? He did a voice. I don't remember when, but I remember seeing his name in the credits. Okay. All right. I may have, maybe even, I probably even saw it and I just didn't know as him. Sure.

Okay. All right. Corey Burton. You the hell is Corey Burton. Is that Pink's ex-husband? I'm not sure. He's a very prominent voice actor. Okay.

Corey Burton. Who that is? is um it just sounds like a guy you might know you know who's got the car who's driving oh corey is which one cori burton okay oh corey heart

thank you uh amy um i'll say not that cori heart no not the sunglasses at night uh no was it the sunglasses at night she was married too it was no no no she wasn't married she was married to the skateboard of Corey Hart without an e

oh got it okay uh and still is married okay good didn't know if they were still together, good. I'll say, I'll say yeah, whoever this is is in it, sure. Damn it! He's all over a lot of

Star Wars stuff and is the voice of Cadbane in the Book of Boba Fett, but that character doesn't show up in the Mandalorian. Isn't he in the movie? I've seen trailers showing him. I think we do see we see Cadbane in the film. Again, in my researching

last night, I did not see his name listed under the Mandalorian series. All right. But not the But you said maybe the movie counts or doesn't count? Because if he's in the movie, I think I got a point there, right? Well, I can look and we'll go to the judges while you decide on this last one here. Oh, it's not Cadbane in the movie. It's Embo.

Okay. Okay. Oh, I didn't know that. All right. I've just seen the... It's another of the same species that wears a big hat. Oh. For sure.

I don't know why I assumed that was Cadbane. I think everybody... From the trailer, I think everybody... From the trailer, yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's all I've seen. Thank you, Icor. Your final one, Scott. Horatio Sands. Oh my gosh, dude.

He takes a pancake and shoves it in the back of his sweatpants and then gives it to the Mandalorian. I really want him to be. I kind of want Horatio Sands to be and everything. Be honest, I like him. This is another guess, but that last one was a no. So what would you have done? What's our pattern here today? is none. I'm going to say, sure, he's in it. They put some makeup on him. He's like a bartender or some shit. I don't know. Correct. Wait, what? Was I right about the last part? Was he a bartender?

I think so. He was like in the very beginning of the first episode. Really? Funny. Yeah. I mean, if he was like serious, that first episode had them in a tap, in a, in fact, I think it was the, in a Moss Isley Tabern, right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh my gosh. I think I may have had a little brain fart on that and remember it.

All right. I'll take what I can get. is what I'm saying. Yeah. So that makes you three for five as well, which means our fifth round ties. And the game goes to Brian this month. Damn it. And I tied the thing up even.

Nice. You tied it up. Wow. I tell you, 2026 is going to be my year until next month. Well, you never know. How did the, let me pull them up here.

How did the chat do? I guess I can't tell from just looking at it. But did they get it? Chat was on it. They're pretty honest. Yeah, it sounds like I-Corps per usual is our expert. He can always correct.

things that are weird. Somebody in here, let's see, what was the, there it is. The 3PO played a, or sorry, Anthony Daniels played a droid of some sort,

but just not 3PO in the movie. Oh, really? Maybe that was why I didn't find him because I was looking, um, oh man, because I was looking for it.

Um, and I kept looking for 3PO. Yeah, I would do that too. That would have been my, because it's the same time frame. We would have been around. So,

right? Yeah. Oh, for sure. For sure around. Luke's still young. Right. ICORS says air traffic control droids. So,

so you're going to point away from me. We could use a few of those. Oh, is it uncredited? I don't know. Could be. Could be. Hey, Daniels, wake up for a minute. We need you to do a thing.

Well, that's awesome. All right. I like a competitive game. We're now tied up going into, I guess it'll be July before we figure out who the real winner is of the next month. So we'll find out. And then Travis will be back with us.

In the meantime, Travis, outside of all this fun N26 stuff we got up to. Tell people where to go find your cool stuff. Oh, that includes, by the way, some of this content going up on YouTube will include stuff from day one, which was us watching cartoons. He joined us for the watch retro. That was a lot of fun. I love that you got to see Mask for the first time. Yeah.

That was great. I kind of want to go watch all of masks. The animated. I know we walked in just as you were watching that and George, Uncle George goes, oh, my God, are they watching masks? Yeah. For the longest time, I thought I was the only person that remembered that show. And I've since learned, no, a lot of people do. But it's one of my probably five favorite animated theme songs of all time is the theme for mask.

It's so good. It's really good. And it was super fun having you on that episode. But you got up to some other stuff as well as your own shows. What's going on outside of that? I did. So you can go to find all of my stuff at TVsTravis.com. We've got new episodes of Gore that I do with Monica.

and Monica is great at putting that show together and we have so much fun talking horror. We've got lost luggage happening. Oh, yeah. We're going to get that. We're recording the first episode of season two rewatch today, but going up on the stream tomorrow will be, I think, episode six or seven.

And, oh, I should mention it here because it's not going to be at the top of the show. If you're one of these listeners to lost luggage and you're like, well, I want to talk about it, But I don't want to reveal any spoilers in comments on the website. We now have a Discord for Lost Luggage, which is tiny.ccc-slash 4-8-15-16-2342. And hopefully you understand why. The numbers are bad.

The numbers are bad. Yeah, and if you don't remember it, just look up Lost Code. You'll find it. You'll be fine. Right, exactly. And I've also got my other movie podcasts that I do outside of what you haven't seen with my good friend Stephen Adams, where we are going through all sorts of martial arts films. And Scott, you mentioned during, I think it was Film Sack wanting to watch more martial arts movies. I can curate you a wonderful place.

Please do. I've got some great movies you need to watch. I want to get some film sack stuff lined up. I want to, just for my own entertainment, I want to get a bunch of these. I'm in the mood for some reason. I don't know what that's about. Yeah, we went all sorts. We ran the gamut from Bruce Lee 70s stuff on into like modern day the raid and these just brutal martial arts movies.

I want to see that new, what's that new thing going around? Furious, is that it? Yeah, Furious is the one I saw. I haven't seen the movie yet, but. Oh, that's the new martial arts movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I want to see this. I'm checking right now to see the reviews are still as strong as they were last I checked.

Yeah, this is doing real good with critics. and audiences. It just looks like raw ass, like bring back that Hong Kong martial arts movie vibe. I'm all in. Yep, absolutely.

You can find all the shows that I'm doing at TVsTravus.com. Nice. Nice. Go check it out. Travis, stay out of trouble. Go tigers, I guess. I don't know what you guys do.

Jokes on you. My. All right. Well done. We're going to get out of here before we do. Quick shout out to somebody who could not come to intertacular,

but I just felt like they needed a little shout out. Will Matheson and Amanda had full plans to come and see us. But Amanda's birthing of a child happened right around the time the event was to happen so they couldn't make it. Well, there you go. Yeah, that'll do it.

You know, having babies. That's kind of a thing. But we're big fans when you guys have these awesome family moments. And I wanted to tell Will and Amanda, congratulations on the new arrival. Yeah, well, that's so cool. Congrats. Good job, you guys. good job having sex

yeah well done doing it um all right we're out of here we're going to take our leave frogpants.com slash tms will lead you to all the things you're looking for so if you have any questions or thoughts or whatever you'll find it there ways to contact us everything else and of course our patreon at patreon dot com slash tms

Brian we should probably play a song for these people yes uh going out to Dustin Anderson who wrote in and said uh I know this is during Nurtacular this year he had it scheduled for um uh last Friday.

But I still needed to get this request in. On what would have been his 40th birthday, a fellow tadpuller and my brother-in-law, Mark Fleaser, passed away back on October 3rd of last year. Our family misses him dearly. I know he would have loved a song played here for the group to enjoy signed Dustin. Absolutely.

And Mark was a fan of Tom Lair, Monty Python, Weird Al. Let's do a Monty Python song. And it's a good one. It's a cheerful one. Um, this is a Belgian scaband, a Belgian, you know, there's so many of them. I know it's there were so many Belgians at the thing at Nertacular. There were so many Belgians. My gosh. I'd love seeing that because we've, we were so short on internationals this year and

all these Belgians showed up. I was like sweet. It's like having Van Dam here. It's amazing. So true. I forgot to ask if they were Flembs or Walloons, but, uh, couldn't keep track. This is the cover of Always Looked on the Bright Side of Life by Scarbone 14 from their elbow. Currieu-Mond. Probably don't need to pronounce that D. Curio-Mond. Cover of Monty Python song they did back in 2014.

Here's Scarbone 14. Some things in life are bad. They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear on girls. When you're showing on life's whistle, don't grumble and give a whistle. And this is having turned it from the bay And always look on the bright side of life

Always look on the bright side of life If life seems surely rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's the love and smile and dance and sing When you're feeling in the dorms Don't be silly charms Just burst your lips and whistle that a thing And always look on the bright side of life

Inside life's this is quite absurd and that's the final world You must always place the curtain with a bone Forget about your sin Give the audience a grin Enjoy it's your last chance anyhow So inside of that Just before you draw you Looka

Looka The life is for rir, La Mour, A Mashuproar. SOUviourne To be a chouin'clock Fere the rite as you can. Rappell to like the

Dere NIRIRGIRESUV-T Find more great mashups By visiting patreon.com slash mashup guild. Your muscles down there can only handle about seven inches before everything

just shreds. And so... Y'all have way more butthole knowledge than I do. I feel... Yeah, stick that in there. Slide it in the sleeve. Lots of dicks.

Lots of dicks. All sorts of dicks. So what do you think that is? I've got one of those. It's an organ. Okay. Brian's got an organ. I said something while she was doing it.

I think it freaked her out because it was loud. And it'll be lady here and dude here. Dude will be doing her. Jeez. Dude. Dude will be giving her the treatment. I'll be getting the treatment over here by the lady. Way, way better.

Yeah, you fix that. My contention that there's probably a third that some guy whacked off. And now it's like, you know, circling Pluto. Yeah, I heard it too, Bobby. Oh, damn it. He's going to, Bobby. Jamie's going to get that. I bit into something very hard.

I'm like, oh, what's that? I pull it out. There's also coming. There's coming in Georgia. Oh, is there? Is there? There is. Yeah, there's coming, yeah.

Great. Vigina's good. Yes, yes, ma'am. If it's like too wide an opening and, you know, part of your butt cheeks are kind of getting pushed down in there and cutting off the circulation. My head ain't fitting in your weird little hole. Forget it. Exactly.

Suck it, Johnson. Oh, I'm sucking it. I'm sucking it right now, baby. Like dark brown shriveled up. Yeah, yeah. Limp, dark brown shriveled up. It's like those chips. I won't end up in a mash-up.

Yeah. So I went all over the kitchen. I turned it around, all over the garage, all over the front of the car. It felt like it was never going to stop. But I had to lick it to get the smell started. It didn't smell. It didn't. Go ahead, Jamie.

Here's a free one for you. But you're not supposed to jam it up your butt is what I learned. This is correct. Oh, shit, I'm not in there yet. Pam, bam, bam, bam, pounded them in there. You wouldn't think this is so hard. But like, it's not, it's not that hard in retrospect, but like there's a lot of people to choose from, right? And we're already tickling that edge with five guys.

Did you just say tickling that edge? Yeah, tickling the edge. Is that what, okay. Just pointing out that would be a great something to capture. Yeah, I'm sure Jamie needs all the help in the world to find this stuff. So, good job. Thanks for listening. The Frog Pants Network lives at FrogPants.com.

I'm sorry for my lack of manners.