The Morning Stream - TMS FRIDAY: Nobody's Eating Cotton

Episode Date: November 21, 2025

WE LOST POWER IN POST! But on this TMS, I Can't Believe It's Not Fake Butter. Strong Deyboo with Monica. All dressed and ready, like potato chips. Nobody's Eating Cotton. Smells Like China. Elevator Horror. A different kind of horny. Wick'd for Good. Someone Felt The Other Guy. What shit do I have laying around my desk. Filament Test Boogers. Persnickety is the Word.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. Weekend. Oh, piss pots. Hold on. There we go. The morning stream.

The morning stream. The morning stream. The morning stream. The morning stream. Hello, everybody. And welcome to the morning stream Friday edition. This is TMS Friday, normally a patron-only deal. But not today.

no today it's for everyone all people brian all of them were everybody into the pool because you're all invited the water's fine except for that little warm spot around me yeah i just i felt bad because i was gone monday for travel and then i totally spaced an appointment that i scheduled months ago yesterday and had to cancel tms like the night before i had to text brian kind of last minute late i know you were all dressed and ready i was just like potato chips and then and then that all went fine and I was just like you know what we'll do we'll just give a freebie for everybody here and everybody gets their Friday edition of the show so welcome everyone you know what it actually kind of worked out well because um right after like I was thinking all right

nice easy chill uh Thursday um I get a thing from a client hey um are we're doing a black Friday thing. Any chance you could do a full whole product change banner ads, badges on our products, blah, blah, blah thing. And have it done by the end of the day. Like, uh, yeah.

Kind of was looking forward to a little chill day. Yeah. But. Didn't work out, eh? But at least, you know, I would have I would have had to tell them not bloody likely if if it weren't for having that extra hour.

But, uh, yeah, worked out. Well, that's good. I know you had some more time with that cool 3D printer years what's going on i have um uh so the 3d printer itself great love it this thing puts out it it's um a little faster than the cobra max too uh the the the stuff it's printing right now it's super smooth i've i finished my well i was going to say i finished i finished the main part of the project of getting eight boxes of marvel zombies minis and little plastic pieces and cardboard pieces and instructions and all that stuff down from eight boxes down to three three boxes which is amazing like it's things are in there really nice too insecure um i still think i'm going to do some labels because um because i want to um but uh can i just say by the way it's the first time i've ever thrown out a marvel game box even though it's empty it's like oh it's got all this cool artwork on here of of the fantastic four and hydra and uh the sinister six and all this is like all right i can relate

man i hate i hate that it feels yeah broke the boxes down put them in the recycling this morning it's like okay well let's get that the whole purpose of it was to consolidate yeah um now if i do that let's see if i do that with the whole um marvel united because that thing is a that thing is a beast of boxes it is like i think i have uh uh uh 35 boxes of X-Men or Marvel United things. Oh, shit. That's a lot more than, I think you're going to say five, six. No.

Because each set came with a core box and a bunch of add-on game boxes. And, um... Oh, you poke him on that thing. Got them all. Yeah. I did. I did Pokemon that thing. That's like, yeah, I got, I got every freaking thing.

Anyway, all right. So, 3D printer, doing a great job loving it. The EMS. It's been a learning experience. And so the AMS for those uninitiated is a separate little unit that sits next to the 3D printer. Kind of requires it to be in a specific spot, which kind of pisses me off a little bit. But I'm working on that room anyway. But it's persnickety with a few different things.

First off, because it's got the four kinds of filming in there, for some reason it feels like even if I'm printing something with one color and not doing all four colors. It needs to do these little boogers. And I'm going to show you one of these little boogers right now on screen. Here is one of these little buggers. Oh yeah. It's like a little, it's like let me

let me put a white background thing or put my hand. It's like test buggers basically like sort of it's there we go and you can see it. So it's like it's a bunch of filament that it's just spitting out so that it's like oh if I have any other colors in here

it'll spit out those colors before it gets to the color that you want oh okay it's like what I do with my water pick I want to make sure all the warm water that was there from yesterday gets out before then fresh water is oh god yes it's like that I get it poop bamboo bamboo printer people call it poop I'm going to call it poop as well because um now I still have have not I've been printing these Marvel zombies things um I started doing a a multicolor print but we'll get into that in a second it failed

I guess I'm not really going to get into that that's how what happened it failed because because here's the persnicketingness of the AMS it doesn't like small rolls of filament so Mike Picholic has been like Mr. Generous as he always

is and he's sent me a few boxes of bundles of filament but they're all smaller rolls. You know, the full-sized rolls are about this big. The smaller rolls are like this. And they're great for like one off like, oh, you know what? There's a color I could really use. Mike Petrolick sent me a box that's got that color in it. Perfect. Sure. So that's one problem. I can't use those in there. So I've got to come up with an alternative. And I think I've got one, like a little adapter thing that I'm printing right now. The other thing, it doesn't like are cardboard rolls of filament. And I've been buying overture. and elegue filament for a while now, and because it's recyclable, they've been putting the filmant on cardboard rolls as opposed to the old traditional plastic ones. The AMS system, the way it rolls the filament rolls in there, sometimes has a little bit of a problem with the softer cardboard

rolls in there, and it drives me nuts. Is it because they're not perfectly, there may be a little warp to them? Is that why? Maybe a little bit of warp to them. It doesn't get as much of it. The little plastic rubber rollers inside are great with plastic like it grabs plastic and moves it around and stuff like that without any problem but with a cardboard it doesn't seem to get as much of a grip so what I've been printing

this is this is the fun of the joy of owning a 3D printer and I've talked about this before half of the crap you print is stuff for your 3D printer yeah it's stuff to make your life of 3D printing easier and it's like well when do I you know when do I get to print some cool stuff

Well, as soon as you're done printing little plastic edges to put around your cardboard filament rolls. Yeah, what a pain. But it's kind of fun in a tinkery way, right? It is fun in a tinkery way. I'm looking forward to this weekend. This weekend, I'm definitely going to get some multicolour prints out. There's a really cool test print you can do with the any cubic, which is like a, almost like a gyroscope kind of thing where, or fidgety thing where you've got. multiple

concentric rings that are all connected at different axes so you can you know from the outside spin the middle one on a different axis and then spin the inner one

on a different axis and the fourth one and even a different axis so looking forward to to printing that but enough of this little this is just the amount of poop I've generated

in the printing I've done this week and some of it's so unnecessary I've barely printed with green. Look at all that green poop in there. Yeah. Maybe you could do that that pet rock guy and just do pet, pet printer poop and

sell these or something. You know what people do? They buy silicone molds and then they put all this stuff in there like you can get a silicone skull mold and then you put all this stuff in there and then put it in a heating source that is not your kitchen oven because come on people

fumes and make these really cool multicolour psychedelic-looking skulls. People are like, what's wrong with the turkey this year? Something tastes fun. Why does it taste like elegoo? Al-a-goo turkey time.

Al-guer turkey time. Well, that's awesome. I'm glad progress is being made and that you're enjoying the progress. That's the important part. I'm enjoying the progress. You know, it's a learning experience and I, and if there's one thing you know about me, I love learning. I love learning.

I love learning. I've got a great matchup with that guy coming. Monday, by the way. Oh, good. Can't wait. And people can expect to hear that Wednesday. Oh, yeah. The way things are going. Wait. What day is Thanksgiving

next week? It's Thursday? Oh, it's always Thursday, Scott. Okay. So, that's the, what is it? What's the date? The 27th. 27th. So that'll be another day. We're not here, everybody. We're not here on Thursday. And we'll talk offline about Black Friday. Yeah, we'll figure it out.

Because in the past, we've done games those days. Usually play dates, those days now and i have no problem doing that so okay then i guess we don't need to talk off if you're down yeah if you're down i'm down so and that means i hopefully a few people will be around because black friday sucks exactly yeah exactly it used to be the day that i did the 24-hour coverthons and uh oh yeah right i'd still we'd still do a tms but it would be on our 22 of my 24 hour yeah stupidity and there was a very there was a very specific tone to brian's tired state for that for that hour and a half or whatever that would it's not that we wouldn't match but i would

come in all rested and slept and i'm doing great and brian's just like yeah so i'm either i was either exhausted or manic because i've been up all night and but you probably mostly got um no treaty no vaccine pretty close your voice was usually gone i remember that it was usually gone uh something else i did this week scott normally there'd be a movie review here because Thursday nights, we'd go see a movie and I, we had tickets, Tina, we're going to go see the new Wicked, Wicked, I think I guess

it's called Wicked. Wicked. Yeah, it's like a John Wick spinoff, right? Yeah, about candle making, I believe. Sure. Somebody should come out with a candle making movie called Wicked and watch how many people go see it. But Tina got sicked, so we nicked those plans

and I'm not at all ticked about it. But we postponed it, we're going to see it as soon as she's feeling better. But Wednesday night I went to a Jeopardy trivia thing where they took

an Alamo Draft House large theater packed it full of people projected Jeopardy up on the main screen a special interactive version of Jeopardy. Even introduced by Ken Jennings and Ken Jennings came out and said

hello Alamo draft health people. It's good to see you all and get those signaling devices ready because you're going to be playing Jeopardy. I've never noticed. Does he have a Lisp like that? A little bit of a list. Tiny little bit of a list.

All right. But, yeah, so we're using our phones to play. And so it's there's Brian right here. 50. Check that out. That's me right there. 58 of us in the theater. And yeah, that's the beginning. So you can see

that people are still filing in. A lot of those seats got filled up because that was very early pre-show. Now, this is you second play. Did you end up winning or do you stay in second here? Oh, geez. You know, I'll tell the stories.

Oh, yeah, go ahead. You should probably fill us in. I have no idea. Yeah, because the other photo I sent you before that one showed my placement at the time. Let's see. Here it is. Did I send you? Yeah, you did.

I skipped it. Hold on. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Look at you. Up in the first place up here. Yeah.

Look at that. I don't know who joy is, but. I don't know who joy or disgruntled Pelican, but, gorgo down there number seven is Uncle George so we went with a lot of the team but we were not sharing answers we're not you know we're not giving answers to each other

as a matter of fact half of the team was sitting on the opposite side of the theater from us because you buy you pre-buy you pick your tickets just like you're in a movie theater and all those tickets got snatched up that makes sense so I'm thinking oh god I'm with all all

my teammates who are without a doubt way smarter than me they you know we've got a jeopardy two jeopardy a jeopardy winner a who wants to be a millionaire winner

um you know we've got people on there that are way smarter than me I don't know how and I think it was just because Jeopardy Board 1 catered to me it really spoke to me and I hit the daily double

I was leading throughout board number one and well into board number two and then Uncle George slipped ahead of me halfway through I guess it's called double jeopardy halfway through double jeopardy George slipped ahead of me he's Gorgow up here that's go go yeah yeah you guys saw a pretty sizable lead against up a third place was we did yeah Lori oh Lori by the way Lori KB was another member of our team oh my gosh you guys are cleaning up that's Lori that's Lori the Jeopardy the Jeopardy player the the

woman who's been on Jeopardy and actually talked with Alex Trebek back in the day. Who's this dude down front? Just curious. Who's this guy? That's the host. That's the dude. He reads the questions and he doles out the answers and he does it all in a very millennial, disaffected

all right, it's time to play Jeopardy. Sweet. That wouldn't annoy me at all. No, not at all. So, anyway, went into final jeopardy even even with crap categories

my crap categories like some literature stuff and like books that had moon in the passages with moon you had to identify the book and then American history to geography three really crappy subjects for me

I'm I'm Joe pop culture I am not Joe book smart book book learning sure even with that I went into Final Jeopardy in third place. And George was ahead of me. Somebody else was ahead of him.

It wasn't Lori. Oh, no, it was Lori. It was Lori, Gorgo, and then me, and then a bunch of other people. And I'm like, well, I know that the category was holiday movies. And I'm like, well, crap, I've got to go all the way, right? Yeah. um and i because i know george is going to go all the way because he's he's a movie guy himself i know lorry is going to go all in um so it's like i have to have to go for it so the question was in the movie

christmas story and i'm going to get the phrasing i'm going to work on the phrasing here but because i should have taken a picture of the final question um in the movie christmas story when ralphi talks to Santa and to tell him that he wants of the Red Rider BB gun but he takes forever to remember what it is he wants. What does Santa tell him he wants instead?

And you've got 20 seconds because that's how much time I had. Okay, let me try this. Yeah, I know looking at the chat room, there might be somebody in the chat room who knows this one. Yeah, I don't have it up. I've seen that movie so many times. I know, me too. you want to

eh and he's kind of an kind of guy you're eye out that whole thing so I'm trying to hear his voice I'm going to say a choo-choo-train I don't remember

you know it's funny because one of the people on the on the things said train I said fishing pole a lot of people in the chat room are saying football and that is correct oh football

hooty Amy and wicked kitten I guess I-Corps is just saying, yeah, me too. Rufus, the cat, Molly. A lot of people have got this. Football is the correct answer. Good job, guys. Nice job.

And the people below Lori, Gorgow and me, none of the three of us got football. Oh, crap. The fourth, fifth, and sixth place, who also went all in, surpassed us, shot right past us. Oh, man, what an ending, though. Holy crap.

That's a photo finish. It was a fun ending. And it was just great because whoever gets the answer correct and in the fastest time on the current question gets to choose the next question. So it was for a while there. It was always me. And I was hearing people. It was great, Scott. I was hearing people as soon as my name would come up.

All right. Our fastest answer that time came from Brian. And after like the eighth or ninth time, I hear people going, uh, that's like they're all, they're all. Chris Jericho now. They all know what it feels like. They're all like funny hat guy. That's great. I did win prizes because I

because I hit the first daily double. So I ended up getting a snack pass, a popcorn pass and a free pass to a movie. Oh, hey. Yeah. You know what? That isn't bad in today's economy. I'll take that. Yeah. Hell yeah. Well, yeah. Popcorn pass is what? Just a load of popcorn

free? Yeah, an unlimited popcorn for one of the movies. So you just give them that. I mean, it's always unlimited popcorn anyway, even when you buy it. But, and it's real butter, Scott at Alamo Draft House. No, no fake artery clogged petroleum products. It is real better. And you know how you could tell?

Because if you don't get, if you don't finish that popcorn, and you shouldn't finish the whole bowl of popcorn, people, it congeals in the bottom. Yeah. As opposed to constantly staying liquid. It congeals into a form that looks like the top of your Vaseline. jar you know that kind of like goopy edge thing you get

that's what that congeals into down there because it's real butter it turns back into butter it's like watching it's like McDonald's ice cream melting the final form of McDonald's ice cream is like a foam it's terrible exactly if you get a milkshake it does not turn back in the milk at the end

shape of ocean foam he says it's cotton seed based cotton seed oil based is that true. The, yeah, the fake butter you get it like AMC and Regal and stuff. Cotton seed. I need my seeds.

Like, if you're going to put seed oils and things, they need to be from another thing that I like eating. Nobody's eating, yeah, nobody's eating cotton. Nobody eats cotton. That's ridiculous. No, it is. It's the cooking oil from the seeds of cotton plants. It may be the one single tiny thing.

I agree with JFK Jr. on or RFK Jr. on is that we have too many seed oils in our crap to, you know, cheap. seed oils to replace other stuff. I might agree with him on that. Just that. High Omega 6 content that can cause allergic reactions, digestive issues, and inflammation. Unrefined

versions can contain a toxic compound called gossipal, which may cause infertility, reproductive problems and other serious health issues if not removed. I don't want the gossie paul. Gossie paul. That's a dumb name. It really is a dumb name. It sounds like, is that an anagram or something?

I don't know. It sure sounds like it. Somebody just flipped some guy's name apart and put it back together. All right, guys, that's fantastic. That looked fun. Yeah, so there was a lot of fun, and I can't wait to do it again. Did Ken Jennings come out at the end and kind of cap it off? It would be cool if he, it would be cool if he like came through like Purple Rose of Cairo and said, Hey, I'm really here.

Good to see all of you. Hey, everybody. No, he didn't. He wasn't back at the end, unfortunately. Oh, that's too bad. He's a busy boy now. He is a busy boy. He's got his whole real jeopardy.

thing to do. This is true. All right. We're going to bring Monica in. You know or you love her. Yes. Yes. It's going to be lots of fun if I can figure out how to make it work. Hold on a second. There we go. All right. I put her up here so I can call her and do a muted video. So we can see her face.

That's the important thing is that we get to see her face. And then we, uh, yeah, exactly. And then we play this thing. Where is it? Well, no, that's not it. No, that's not it. No, where the hell is your thing? little bit of money got in my life there it is hey monica what's going on i only see a skeleton not you oh she's quiet i'm going to turn you up yeah you wanted to be here uh hey uh my birthday was last saturday oh happy birthday what'd you do uh i worked on editing a podcast oh but yeah fantastic but you know i wanted to i usually write in and say something funny and then you guys play a song, but I didn't get to do that this year. And I know everybody loves continuity

as much as me. So just pretend I wrote in something funny and play a song for me wherever you are. But can I show you something real quick? Usually you send in a request. Yeah, no kidding. Yeah. I guess I got really busy and Scott had, you know, he was away and stuff. So it messed with the schedule. But I want to show you something I got. It's not for my birthday, but just randomly ended up being here for my birthday. But Amy made me. Oh. These tiny little. They are freaking fantastic. Amy, these are rad.

Holy shit. And even the back has the skeleton version. Yeah. It's the nightmare. What's it called? I forgot. Murder trivia.

Trivia. There you go. They're just so adorable. Oh my gosh. They're spot on as far as the look. Yeah. And the back sides are all their death faces and the front side of their normals. Yeah.

Amy. Did she stitch you a little knife to put in one of them. Oh, no. I figure I can get my own knife. I can 3D print you something if you like. A little sharky one. A little strap on knife. That's great. Is the multi-head I don't know if I saw it or not? The multi-headed audience one? Yeah. The heart. Yeah. No, the audience. You know, the audience is like five heads. I don't know if there's an audience one. They're always. I think these are just the main characters. Okay. Because that's a

hard one. You should those are little heads on a big body you have to do. Yeah. Oh, that's such a great one this little headband. Oh, that's awesome. That's so cool. It's very cool. Man, Amy, I wish I could, I guess I could learn, but I don't want to. That's a lot of work. It's a lot of work.

It's a lot of learning. Yeah, no kidding. Icor is absolutely right. Amy, put those, like, make those on Etsy and charge a fortune for them because that is, yeah. There are some people out there who would love those. Do that before the jackbox, uh, give you takedowns. I don't know if they will, probably not.

It's fan stuff, right? They don't care. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I would think they wouldn't care. You know. They stole those ideas from voodoo dolls anyway, so. Yeah, that's right. Go back and give some money to those guys.

I was going to ask this. If I send you audio through Discord, can you play a clip for me? Sure can. Because I want to share part of the show. Because I never get to do that and have everyone just listen to a little snippet from the show. Yeah, throw it in. Is it just an MP3 or something? Or what do you got there?

It's the intro to It's the intro to the Halloween 5 episode Okay So I'm going to explain this real quick So in case anyone hasn't seen this movie or seen it in a while But the beginning of the movie starts with Jason I mean Michael almost being blown up

And then he crawls out of a hole And floats down a river And then he meets this hermit And the hermit takes him in And lets him sleep in a coma for an entire year for reasons. Okay. Okay. You know, eventually he wakes up, he kills the hermit,

and then he goes on his way to, you know, Halloween 5. All right. I'm going to play it. You ready for this? Here goes. Yes. Michael's in a coma. I know. I know it's serious. Such a pretty song. But the rest of this movie isn't serious. So instead, here's the theme. song to the new hit sitcom

Michael and the Hermits Live a quiet life Down by the river Like a lazy water ride Took him in and cared for him For an entire year

But on this Halloween He's gonna make him disappear Michael and the Hermits are you doing your own harmony yeah that's you doing multi-track on that is that what that was it is a lot of it is a lot of work Brian probably oh he knows yeah tell you that oh my god it's a lot of work

especially when you don't have professional equipment so like sometimes I'll knock into something and I'm like you son of a Christmas tree well you got that plastic skull it's sitting or that plastic skeleton is going to be banging against your mic the whole time look at that thing oh I love you should uh it it fits perfectly with the skit that goes in the middle of the show. We always do a little skit written

by Dreadly and it's, that's basically just the, like the pitch meeting of that show, Michael and the Hermits. Because it's just the stupidest thing in this movie of stupid things, honestly. I need to see it. It sounds like a winner to me. By the way, great

voice on you. Monica, you sound amazing and especially in triplet. Yeah. He sounded good. It was like Monica and her sisters. Kind of, yeah. Yeah. You don't have a sister, though, do you? Sometimes it's better to lay them together.

Are these my glasses? Oh, sorry, this just in. We're going to test this live on the show. Okay. I got, remember how I had the revelation that they actually give you a third prescription, one for contacts, one for regular glasses, and one for computer glasses? This is the big, oh, they smell like China. Like the dishes?

No, like the country. Like the, like the, like the. Something from column A, something from column B? Like a little bit of, I don't know, it's hard to explain. It's like a factory. Since I'd been to those Chinese factories, there's a certain smell to a Chinese factory. It's unmistakable. All right, we're going to try this on air for the first time.

Okay. See if it works. And if it doesn't, you know how pissed I'm going to be? These were expensive. All right. Here we go. Oh. Magical.

Really? Holy shit. I never realized I had this much shit on my desk. Oh my gosh, this is great. These are perfect. Do your other glasses just not have a prescription in them? No, they do. They're just, and these other ones I was wearing kind of do what I needed, but they're not perfect.

They're still a little blurry. But my distance ones make anything close look blurry, so I have to not wear them, and I have to be a little closer to see things. So it's just a little bit not perfect. These things just adjust it just enough. Oh, my gosh, you guys. All right, happy days are here again. Nice.

They're fogging up, though, because it's cold outside and they just got to... Oh, yeah, they just came in from outside. You got to rub them. You got to rub them. I got to rub them. Is that the answer? All right, anyway, sorry. Between your butt cheeks.

Warm them up. Back to the, let's get to the Monica stuff. We got some things you brought to talk about this week. What's going on? So this week, the topic is slow-burned mind psychological horror, let's say, if you don't want to swear. And it's brought to you in part by Hootie. Oh, Hootie.

Yeah, I love Hootie. Because Hootie asked for some recommendations, which made me dig into some stuff. And I was like, you know what? While I'm doing this, I might as well make it a topic because I might as well make it a topic. So you wanted stuff similar to like Shutter Island and Heretic. And so, you know, these are slow burns. I want to preface that. I know a lot of people can't deal with slow burns.

And here's another thing that I'm going to get angry about for a second. But like, okay, I understand some of you, oh, this isn't a horror movie, it's a thriller. You got your thriller and my horror. Like, look, are there any two genres that are almost exactly the same besides thriller and horror? Like, nothing else is exactly, you know, like action isn't like comedy, isn't like drama. Thriller and horror both live in the same apartment building. There's a really thin wall that separates the two. They keep hearing each other.

Yeah, they have elements of each other. exactly and it's hard because you get the horror people that are like oh but this one didn't have a bunch of blood and guts so it's not a horror movie i'm like it doesn't have to have blood and guts that's the whole point of psychological horror it's like real life stuff you know like home invasion or you know losing your mind that kind of stuff like it's scary but it's not some of it's scarier you know like just straight up blood you go watch something like terrifier it's gross and everything but it doesn't scare me the way that like, I don't know, seven does. Because seven is like about this evil thing you do to people. And you know what I mean? Like, different kind of movies. That's definitely more of a psychological. Although, that's pretty bloody and gory as well.

But yeah, it has its moments, for sure. And we each have our own psychological trauma that we bring to every movie. And so like for, for part, for, I know parts of my, my, my co-hosts, they don't like home invasion. It doesn't really bother me, but religious horror can really get to me because, you know, grew up very strict Roman Catholic school that was

just like super, you know, religious-e, or whatever. Tell you learned to sing, though. Is that where you learned to sing? The nuns taught me to sing. No. Like an angel. You're up there like an angel every Sunday. Right? We had a music teacher, but she was like a, she's like a regular person.

The teachers weren't nuns. It was just some of the teachers were nuns, but A lot of them are just regular. Nuns aren't regular people? Flesh and blood humans. I have an aunt that's a nun, so I should be nicer. But anyway. Has she seen The Nun?

That might be why you think nuns aren't real people because of the movie The Nuns. Do they get to see movies? I don't know how Nuns work, actually. Yeah, I mean, yes. How do they work? She has a master's in psychology, so she is a working nun. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Look about those. Yeah. Beware of the working none. Like, she would do psychiatristic-thing things or psychology-y things. Psychiatristy. Yeah. So it's like a double whammy when you would see her. Like, she's the greatest.

I love her and stuff. My dad has many sisters and brothers, but. This one is yours. She, well, this one, like, she's just very, you know, because she's a nun and a psychologist. Like, imagine if Wendy was also a nun. can you imagine oh my lord no that's like it's like double whammy yeah yeah anyway so uh i think my nose is starting to get stuffed up so sorry about that get your shit together woman

so anyway i don't care i don't care what you want to call it thriller horror i'm going to call a lot of stuff horror and it'll dip in the thriller it'll have thriller in it whatever like people need to stop you know because i what i don't want is the whole if you ever say elevated horror to me in a non-ironic way. I swear. Elevated horror? It's a horrible term. Your high-brow horror films?

It's like hereditary is elevated horror. And I hate the way that sounds because you're trying to say... Mid-summer kind of thing, yeah. Like you're trying to say other horror is less than. And horror gets treated really badly. And so people who want to like a movie and they're like, oh, well, technically this is horror. I'm going to call it thriller, so I don't have to like a horror movie.

that's usually Thriller is usually what I do to get Tina to watch a horror film as I describe it as a psychological thriller Yeah You are the psychological thriller I'm the horror actually You're like

Oh he just says it's a thriller To quote Morgan Wallen I'm the problem That's right Yeah So I'm gonna recommend some movies Some of them have some Some religious stuff to them

But the first movie is the Lodge from 2019, 2020, it says bold, leave me alone. I saw this on Tooby the other day and I almost clicked play, so you're telling me I should have, is what you're saying. Well, I guess you should listen. Let's see. First of all, it is

a psychological horror film, I'm going to call it, and it is the story of a newly minted stepmom with past trauma, going away with her two stepchildren, who have current trauma, by the way, and her new husband,

to a remote mountain lodge and the dad gets called away for a few days and that's when stuff gets creepy very unsettling there is there is some stuff a little bit of like cult stuff in there if that bothers you

just you know but it is oh I like that Riley Keo she's a she's one of the wives one of a Morton Joe's wives everybody that's right she's like her it's very it's very it's kind of, once again, because it's like...

There's nothing. I don't think there's anything in here that's like so much that somebody would go, oh, it's like a slasher movie or something like that. It's very much like you don't know what's going. Most of these movies are like you don't really know what's going on, what's real, what's not, that kind of thing. But it is just a very, just very soft, somber, depressing movie, but it's... I really liked it. Sounds up my alley. I'll watch it.

Director known for anything? It is written and directed by Veronica Franz and Severin Fayella. And they do a lot of this kind of stuff, like movies that make you want to just crawl into the fetal position and cry. So it's, you know, like Good Night Mommy, if anyone's ever seen the original or I can't think of the, They just did, like, the, the devil's bath. Devil's bath.

Oh, my God. Talk about a depressing period piece. Home Christmas trees. The devil's bath. Okay. Yeah. It is, it is like olden times and there's like a dead baby or something. I don't know.

I don't really, it's a little smart for me, but it was, it's, it's very, what's that thing called? Ambience, not ambiance, but like the atmosphere. Yeah. It's very, very depressing. What year was this? I'll stay away from that one then, thank you. 2019?

Okay. Yeah, I'll check it out. The devil's bath is very, very, very slow. But I don't know. That's only four years after her role as capable in Mad Max Fury Road, only four years since that role. Did anybody cross out the thing on the board yet? Probably not. It's just a default thing now.

Just you start the clock every day. It's fine. Yeah, exactly. We've run out of markers. Yeah. So if you aren't trauma. Not dramatized enough by the first movie, the second movie is St. Maud from also 2019, 2020. These are movies that they come out in festivals, 2019, and then they end up getting, excuse me, released in 2020.

So that's why they have like two different years in different places. Oh, I forgot to say that the lodge was streaming for free on Tubeby with ads. Yeah. Unless you watch on your desktop and block them. Works every time. There you go. You're not supposed to say. that. Sure he can. They're dumb.

They don't know because, you know, you just, you know, I'm sure Tubey's lined up to sponsor TMS. No, I, they want a film sack. You never know. You never know, but that's the nice thing. If I have a film sack movie to watch and I have to capture it on a computer, I don't have to sit through ads because Brave just blocks

these damn ads. I love it. It's amazing. Anyway, um, yeah, okay, so this is a British psychological horror film. Oh, I like the Brits. I like what they do. Written and directed by Rose Glass in her feature debut. And the film stars Morphid Clark and Jennifer L. And it's the story of a very religious hospice nurse trying to save the soul of her patient.

It is very, very wickedly dark and strange. And there's just, there's a lot of weird stuff. And I keep trying to stop myself from saying shit. But there's a lot of weird shit in this movie. You can say shit any time. You can actually say anything. We don't have any rules. She directed Love Lies Bleeding.

Didn't, I think I did see this. Oh, yeah, one with Kristen Stewart. Oh, your main girl is Morphid Clark, or have you say her name. She's in the new Lord of the Rings deal. She's the gladriol in that. Okay. I knew she looked familiar, but every time I see her in dark hair, it throws me. It's like, who the hell is that?

I know that face. Oh, yeah, no kidding. It's another really dark one. And, you know, there's also some religious trauma in there from her past. Don't we all have a little of that? It gets pretty dark. Once again, slow burn. I don't know how to explain to you.

If you don't like movies from the 70s because the pace is too much, is not fast enough for you, then you're not someone who can watch slow burn movies. Maybe in the future, I don't know, maybe when you get older. You really don't like these people that can't watch these slow burn movies. Well, you know, some people need more stuff going on. They need, like, action, and they need, you know, they don't want, they don't have the patience. I get it. I get that all the time.

I had, there was something I saw. Oh, the new Frankenstein, I think, is a freaking modern masterpiece. Incredible film. Horniest movie ever. It's pretty horny. Oh, really? Hornier than Nospratu, huh? Less than that.

It's a different kind of horny. Okay. It's more girl-tor. Sex with a Fish Guy movie directed it, right? Yeah. There's no fish to have sex with, but there's just a lot. lot of, how do I put this? There's not even like sex in the movie.

It's that there's these hunky dudes. I think it's from the women's point of view, this movie is a very horny movie, I think. Okay. Look, it's the, that is the hottest Frankenstein I've ever seen. Yeah, he's a, he's a good looking guy. And then you got, you got Poe Damarin right there next to him. I'm like. With those eyes, man.

All right. Yeah. And that crazy chin. I don't know if you guys have looked at the chin on that guy. recently. Holy shit his chin. Yeah. What's going on with that chin? It's like massive cut from steel chin. Oh, sure, right. Just like the super strong jaw. Yeah, I just never noticed it. It's just so prominent in that movie. And me a goth in that movie. Oh, cool. No, she killed it. If she doesn't get nominated,

there's a... I didn't realize she was in that. Oh, very cool. Look, all I'm saying is, so there's this, there's a classic meme about the mummy, how that is like everybody, like somebody's sexual type is like, every character in that movie, you know? And I would say that about this new Frankenstein. Like, they are, those three people are very, very lovely. Yeah, they're beautiful people. It's a great movie.

And here's the, but to my point originally, the people I, or I've talked to a few people are like, I couldn't watch it. Why? Oh, it's bored. It's too slow. Like, well, okay. Not every, look, I'll even say this. Not everything is Mad Max Fury Road.

Sometimes you can slow down. and enjoy a slow burn that just kind of slowly washes over you and I think that thing's if that thing's not up for a bunch of Oscars this year I'm gonna be pissed I love it it's just I did say that

maybe they could have cut about 15 minutes like just just a little bit but I still loved it and I wouldn't really change it too slow of a burn for even you you think well there's enough to keep me distracted for a while so I'm fine it's really good though I couldn't recommend it enough

I love that thing it was great So my third movie is called Watcher, which I will bring up at any moment that I can to talk about because I love this movie. From 2022, the movie, not the show. It's just called Watcher. There's a show? Is it related? There's a show called The Watcher or something like that. Oh, okay.

Or another movie. Whatever, not the point. Yeah. Watcher from 2022. It's a psychological thriller horror film written and directed. directed by Chloe Akunu in her featured directorial debut and it's um you're saying you know that you're saying debut right you know that you know that you're saying debut or do you okay all right yeah okay just making sure i don't want to i'm well aware i assumed you it was a self you know it was like a

fun little thing no i get it i have to translate for the canadians yeah i just want to make sure i gotcha okay some clarity there uh brought burn gorman i love him look at him oh yeah yeah he's in there yeah i love that guy he's great in this movie as well he's anybody named Byrne is just on my list of cool that guy yeah he's great isn't he yeah he is great and like him and row I know him from uh he's brief legs and he's briefly in the speaking of the Frankenstein movies briefly in that yeah not very long but it's a nice little role a lot of people there's a lot of weird small roles in Frankenstein yeah man geez I forgot about that very early on when they're in town.

It's like the dirty, disgusting London streets, and he's telling him what bodies he can or can't have or whatever, that whole thing. Oh, yeah. That's him doing that. Now I've got to go back and watch that movie again. You should. Just carve three hours out of your life and sit down and...

It's only two hours. So this is about a young woman who moves to Romania with her husband for his job, and with nothing to do all day, she looks out the giant windows of her gorgeous apartment, and she notices a man looking back at her. so this is very much like a paranoia film it's about the fear women have even in you know brightly lit places in public when there's even people around there's still like this fear and there's also like a serial killer running around the streets of romania or whatever is it played by his what the watcher burn gorman is that who plays that guy because if because if he's not you're doing it wrong yeah you're doing it wrong he should be a serial killer well you know not to spoil this movie

oh he's actually credited as watcher never mind there it is look the point of the movie isn't a surprise it you know it's not like they don't anyway not the point but like I didn't watch the movie and go

oh I can't believe it's him it was more like well yeah but it was a good ride and and this honestly this is the most lighthearted of the three. And this movie has a serial killer who cuts women's heads off. So I just want to point that out. So it's still hardcore, but the other two make it pale is what you're saying.

Yeah. Like this one, you end it with like, yeah, okay. The other ones, you're like, oh my God, my life. You know, it's like, it's, yeah. This one's everywhere. Shutter, AMC, plus, and Netflix. That's a pretty good selection. Yeah.

Yes, this one, it's been out for a while. I do want to point out that all three of these movies are written and directed mostly or partially by women. Well, two movies are completely by the women and one of the... What is it? St. Maugh? Men? No, the Lodge was by a man and a woman. But, you know, I like when women directors, writers do horror movies, something special's going on. I can't even put my finger on it.

But like the substance, obviously thematic. From the perspective of a woman, it makes a lot more sense. But also, the lengths she goes for the shocking moments. It just says to me, we need more women in horror and less dudes. Some of the best, most insane things I've seen in recent years have been women making horror movies. It's a big deal for me on the show. We have a list called The 13, and number 12 is about the women in horror and their representation. and me and Fay,

the other chick on the show, we talk about the women and the characters in the movie because we like to shine a light on them whether they're written well, which a lot of times they are not. They're very one-dimensional, and they have no anything.

And sometimes they're written very well, like, you know, Ripley from Alien, technically. Or more to the point, one of my favorites, Nancy from A Nightmare on Elm Street, She is just a tough, no-nonsense woman that goes after Freddie. And it is just, it's such a delight. Well, he licked her through the phone.

I'd go after him too, that bastard. Disgusting. Yeah. But you don't see her falling every time she's running away from him. No. Or like, you know, her, you know, in her nightgown or something. It's just like, she's written very well. And like, because she's written very well because West Craven, when he was, you know,

creating her, he listened to his daughter who said during swamp things like, why is she falling all the time? Why does she keep falling? You know, women don't fall like that magically, right? And, you know, so Wes listened to his daughter and he wrote a woman that actually could run. I like that that sounds stupid. I feel like he did, he did similar things, I think, with the Scream franchise and the female characters. Even more so. Making her more intelligent and hyper aware and, and she got to have sex, so. Yeah, haba humma. Well, tongues

through phones, not withstanding. Let us move on now to what time we got. Oh, we probably got to jump right to the quiz. We got to go to the quiz, yeah. We're going right to the quiz. Not a big issue. I just want to make sure Monica's here for it. In a minute, Monica,

we'll talk about more about Gore and where people can find it. But Brian brought a quiz, and he's going to do it. I did. And this is, again, thanks to our friend Jamie, who puts these things together for you. We'll do the back and forth, you guys can steal. We'll give the odds to Monica and the evens to Scott. And your theme this month is, oh, should I tell you the theme?

I'll tell you the theme. Okay. Yacht Rock. These are all yacht rock songs. I'm a fan. That's going to have an advantage, but. Well, maybe. Well, we'll see.

All right, let's get to it. Here is song number one for Monica. See if you can identify this. These are reversed. I think I know it know it should. Oh, you should. Five seconds. She's everything.

The whole world's in the world to me. Is she? And time is up. Scott with the steel. That is, oh, sorry, his name is Bob Seeger. No, not Bob Seeger. Oh, I didn't get to say the name, did I?

Okay, Toby the name. Oh, go ahead. Is it Michael McDonald? It is not Michael McDonald. Damn it. Too late. Now I just gave it to you, Scott. Okay, Doobie Brothers and.

Let's see. I don't know the name of the song. song. Five seconds for you. Everything in the best. I don't know. I give up. I don't know.

As she rises to her apology, something, something. Uh-huh. She should know. Do do, do. Do, do. Oh, crap. I love this song, too. I just realized.

I don't know the name, though. I don't know it. What a fool believes. I could have let you guys go all the way through that chorus to get to the very end of the chorus where they sing. Why can't you put the chorus right in the front, dude? I mean, not the chorus, but the title. Sure.

You know, because we want this to be hard, yeah. Sorry, go ahead. Exactly. All right, let's get to number two here. This one is going to Scott first. Okay. Okay, that's Holland Oates. And the song is, can I hear it one more time?

Okay. Yes, you can. I know it's hollow notes, but man, the song's going to be harder for me. I can't think of anything. I'll say man-eater. It is not man-eater. Holland Oates is correct. One point for that.

Monica, can you steal the title? Um, uh, Curie? I don't know. Okay. Nope, that'd be Mr. Mr. I believe.

Oh, the song is rich girl. Oh, she's a rich girl. She's going to Vartner. I'll let them sing it. I am out of the rain. It's so easy.

She's a rich girl. She's a rich, bitch girl. Am I allowed to say that? Has Monica? You certainly can, although. Has Monica gotten one of the halfs, the points from the half? She has not gotten a half yet. All right.

I got a half. I'm just keeping score. You got a half. I'm keeping score. I've got a really cool thing that keeps scores. Oh, okay, good. Right now, Scott has two points. Monica has zero.

Let's get to number three for Monica. It's one where there's a little bit of that. That sounds exactly the same forward as it does backwards. Ringing a bell so hard. Yeah. What do you got, Monica? i got 20 for 20 on this by the way when i did this one with uh the test of course you did brian of course i did brian i don't know that was should i guess something you sure can

you get you get guaranteed zero points if you don't yeah but if you guess you might get a point let's see uh who does who damn i watch that documentary on the plane and I cannot remember anyone except the Doobie Brothers. This was one of the biggest bands on that Yacht Rock documentary for sure. Most prolific. Prolific.

Define the word. The Bee Gees. I have no idea. It is not the Bee Gees. Scott with a steel. I think that's Toto. I think it's Toto. I don't know the name of the song. I'll say Toto. That's all I know. It is. Toto's correct. The song is Hold the line. Okay. Oh, hold the line.

Oh, gosh, dang it. way you're not in the way that I would have got this if you played it forwards oh well okay we'll have to remember that for next time uh Scott with number four this one's for you so far so far Scott has named all the artists and you guys together have named none of the songs let's go to number four yeah kind of sounds the same forward as backwards doesn't it yeah i know this one well i know half of it you get to say because this is yours oh it's mine this is it by um this is it title cheating um i don't know the name of the band so this is it the best i got okay this is it

you get a point for that monica with the steel do you know the artist do we really see it's not uh it's a reasonable guess uh it is kenny loggins oh shit this is it make no mistake where you want danger zone i would have gotten that darn if only i played put in the songs that you uh want in here uh oops like if i'm not going to win i'm going to be funny about it yes you are all right well you get to funny and you get to guess this by the way that song does have michael macdonald which is you know oh didn't know that that's what confuses me but he's in every yacht rock song

that's actually how you define it as a yacht rock song does it contain does it contain either kenny loggins or michael yeah does it contain a guy with gray hair by the time he was 13 if that's correct that's that's uh feathered and uh yes uh-huh all right let's get to uh number five this is for monica Something real familiar Sure Oh my God Can you play that again for me please?

I can, yes It's also got a little bit of a palindromic baseline that sounds the same backwards and forwards, too. I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. All right. Scott with the Steel, do you know any of this? I cannot think of this one. Um, um,

uh, uh, freaking, silver. What's the one with the one named after a sex toy? I can't think of their name. Steely Dan. I'm not going to tell you in case they come up later.

Okay, Steely Dan, yeah. I'm already losing with me. And I don't know the song. I'll just say Steely Dan. Zero points. It is Christopher Cross. I'd like the wind. Damn, man.

That's not even words. What words in your name song? I'll get your words. Here you go. I'm going to ride back to the wind. I was adjusting the volume and I accidentally set where the starting point of the song was. Right like the wind. All right.

I prefer there 90 stuff where it was like jump, jump, you know. Who's 90 stuff? Oh, Chris Cross. Oh, I see. The joke. Uh-huh. It's good. Really good.

Very good. Very good. All right. Let's see. Halfway point through the game. Let's get to number six for Scott. This one right here. Yep, it qualifies.

Definitely Michael MacDonald. Definitely. Play me the first two seconds of that again. Yeah, just the first two seconds. Okay. it's hard it's hard i don't know song titles for this genre it is it is for me it's a genre i appreciate on an ironic level and i just don't pay that much attention to the details um sure sure uh it came from somewhere back in the i'm

gonna say it came from somewhere back in the long ago that's not a title we'll say it's exactly the same we'll say it's exactly the same song as number one uh I already did that song, that's right. Yeah. I got a point, though, for the name. You got a point for Michael McDonald. Monica, any guess is on the title? Can you play it again for me, the whole thing?

Sure. It's a bit where I hate playing these again, but it's just a bit. I know the song. I just don't know the damn name. I can't forget I'm not in love anymore Ooh say that first part again A little bit clearer

I can't forget I'm gonna give it to you because I Because I like you Oh And you don't have to tell me why He doesn't even Give me the song The chorus of that one

It is I keep forgetting I keep forgetting I thought it was, I can't forget any. I had it all wrong. Which is what Monica thought it was too. Look, I've only heard these in drugstores. It's not like I sat there with the freaking CD booklet looking at it, dreaming of Michael McDonnell. You haven't been on a yacht listening to this stuff because that's where you really get the good stuff.

I don't even grow up with it, like technically. Technically. It's true. It's true. All right. All right. Let's get to number seven, which is a Monica first. Yep. I forgot. I only got half points on this one.

Is it what you won't do for love? Bye? Uh, uh, oh, crap. Um, uh, jingle Johnson. It is not. by Jingle Johnson but title is correct what you won't do for love

Jingles Johnson What I would not do Scott any guesses on the artist There's no freaking idea I'll say I'll give you a crisp $10 bill if you tell me Who sings this song

Without Googling No I'm not looking at What you won't do You've got everything But you won't give up This should be helping me but it isn't. Derek Jeter.

I have no idea. It is not Derek Jeter. Bobby Caldwell. That's it. I don't even know who that is. Who is that? I knew it. It was in there.

He's the guy who does that song and nothing else. He's known for that. You know, I'm going to need some tips for how to unstick my straw. You know what I'm saying? I know what you're saying. Whenever I'm doing this kind of stuff, my brain is like it blocks.

Sure. Sure. Brain block. All right. scores now five to two uh scott gets this one right here here's number eight Can we have some words in these things? I know, I know what. It's a, um, uh, well, I know the artist.

It is not cool. That's not a bad guess, though. That's pretty good. Yeah. Who's the artist? I think it's Steely Dan now. It is not Steely Dan. Oh.

They played this at my job, though. I know that. I hate it. All right. This is Bob Skaggs in the Dirty Lowdown. This is drug for me. That's a good one. That's why I know all the words through these songs.

All right. Made me a hit at karaoke with older people. A lot of people. in the chat well i guess matuba thought it was uh steely dan as well or steady dan or sleazy dan sleazy dan i got a guy i know a dan who's pretty sleazy yeah we all do all right let's get to number nine this one's going to monica uh george clinton it is not george clinton giving us on the uh the title probably not if it's not george clinton then no all right that one steely dan that's steely dan you know if you keep guessing it

eventually it's going to be right in this case it is yes okay uh and that is sorry can you play it one more time sure Is it, it's that one where Ricky don't lose your number. Some but someone felt the other guy. Yeah, those are exactly the right lyrics. Billy don't. That's that. That's the title.

Billy don't lose my number. I love that Monica just sang you a different song and made you. change your answer. I can't think of anything. It's definitely not. You're thinking of Ricky, don't lose that number, which is how you sang it the first time. So, uh, I'd give you points. Do I get it? If that was the right song, but it's not the right song. Nope, Hey 19. There's a sleazy song about a 19 year old that he can't be with because she's underage. I mean, it's not like that, uh, she's only 17 song. well which one pick like 15

there's only 17 daddy says she's too young but she's old enough for me I'm like why is this a song this was like 80s hair metal band Winger I don't know Was that Winger? It was so gross even then

She's only 17 Yeah there was also Psalms standing there by the record machine knew he must have been about 17 There's lots of 17s yeah also wasn't that a dude who actually did that first that song isn't that a cover it was a band called the arrows that did it before um joan jet very good or that dude that sings about you're only 16 that 50 song or whatever oh it's a yeah that was sam cook and he but he's um let's see he's only 16 only 16 with eyes that are so she was too young to fall in love and i was too young to know But he was young at the time, too. That's in the song.

Yeah, they were both young love. I was a mere lad of, no, let's see. Mere lat of 16. I've aged a year since then. He's 17, she's 16. And so it's not, that's not bad. I like how, by the way, Luke Sightwalker says, 19 is an underage, though, in any state ever.

You're right. You're absolutely right. But the Steely Dan guys were old when they wrote that song. And so, uh, still weird. Maybe, maybe legal. but creepy. Yeah, still legal.

Yeah, still creepy. Legal but creepy. Legal but creepy. Monica, all right, so score is six to two. Monica,

you need to get, oh, actually this is a Scott song. So you need to steal and also somehow get four more points out of this one. Here is number 10.

Yep. shit you can take it out on me we should give me extra points for singing still can't live without you I think the song is still can't live without you but I don't know the band tell me the first part of that chorus I'm not going to give you points now because you said it's still

I can't remember the first part of the chorus now baby come back is that baby come back I don't know points for Monica on that one. You got it. What's the band? Who's the artist?

You can blame it all on me. I was wrong and I just can't live without you. Is this going to be a band I know and I'm going to get mad at myself? Probably. These all have that potential. I'm afraid. The Doobie Brothers, I guess, again. Sure.

Why not? It is not the Doobie Brothers. And if you, Luke Seidwalker, fell into the trap that so many people did in the 80s when this song came out, assuming it was Holland Oates, because it sounded just like Holland Oates. Here's a little bit of it. Yep. But it was a band called Player. I've never heard of the, well, I'm sure.

I feel fine. Is that all they? I did. Yeah, yeah. I would not have gone. This was their one hit. This is, this is, I came into one of your, uh, guess the connections and you were playing this song and another song.

And I'm like, that's so funny because these are the songs that they play in the Simpsons for the holding music. Right. And that ended up being the right answer. And I gave it to everybody. You did. I'm like, I'm so sorry. Wow.

That was like one of my, hey, read the thing that it says at the top of the page about not spouting on answers in the chat room. But, uh, it is funny that, yeah, that was, it was all. It was a guest to connection where it was all hold music from The Simpsons. How did, uh, really funny ones? How did, how did we do who, I know I won, but how much did I win by? Uh, you won by three points. It was six to three Scott. Uh, yes, you guys knew your, you guys knew your, Scott knows his artists. Monica knows her titles. That's all of Monica's points came from titles. All,

all but one of Scott's points came from artists. Jeez. I just think it means we don't know enough about yacht rock, Monica. We got to get our crap together. have to get your shit together and go watch that documentary yeah i'd need to i've been putting that off it's in my it's really it is really good and the whole the whole steely dan part of it is fantastic really it's the best part of the whole do they still do they are they like me where i feel like they don't exactly qualify i feel like they don't exactly fit they just have to watch the movie to to know all right look and the thing it answered this this long time uh thing that I had about

the Doobie Brothers would a fool believes and Bobby Dupree steal away and I was like these songs sound exactly the same and I made a Spotify playlist with these two I'm like are these like the same song because it's the same like do do do do do do do do do do and they literally say it in there and me

and my brother had this moment. In the documentary like list all of those like steal away it's like he's literally stealing it away. Yes exactly. You got to watch that. It's on HBO right. That an HBO joint or something else. It is HBO, I think.

Okay. All right. I'm going to get on to it. I've got it my cue wherever I did it. Yeah. Well, Monica, that was super fun. Monica, tell people where we can find you. Please do. Well, yes. So you can find Gore Podcast at gorepodcast.com or patreon.com slash gore 13. You can follow me

on blue sky where I sky blue things, because I'm not calling it skiing. I don't care what anybody says. That's a little thing. People still trying to make skeet real or happen? I just, I hate it because it makes me think of that song about, you know, mm-mm. And I just want to say one thing to hurt Scott's soul before I go. And it is that there is a Cotton Eye Joe horror movie. Oh shit. Coming out. Is that for real? Is that true? Is it based on the music and all that dumb stuff? I think so. I haven't looked at it because I'm afraid.

I'm afraid too. I'm terrified. You're kidding? Well, let me know when it comes out. It'll be, I'll actually do it. And then I'll report back when you're here how it went. as soon as that comes out. Monica, stay out of trouble, eat your greens, and we'll see you next time. It's just good advice for whoever, right? It really is. Yes, you should, you should always do that, correct? Big thanks to everybody for joining us today, as you know, or as you can tell, as we know, this is a live thing happening to everybody. And it will go up on the public feeds as well. We missed a couple of days this week, and it just felt like the right thing to do. So you're all getting it today. Big thanks to everybody for supporting us. This is brought to you by our patrons. If you're not one yet, maybe become one at patreon.com slash TMS and help us keep making your favorite morning internet show.

Brian, is there anything else we need to talk about before we play your song today? Oh, gosh. No, there is nothing. Nothing else. Oh, there will not be a guest to connection today, but probably tomorrow. I'm pushing it off a day because stuff came in that needs to get done on that Black Friday sale. Oh, right. I got a text message during the show.

I was like, yeah, all right, I'll talk to you in about an hour. Did you get, did you, do you guys have a first watch breakfast place in? That is where I went to breakfast today, Scott, as a matter of fact. No way. We, so they open one, they're opening another one here near us soon. And then they open one in Park City or no, sorry, St. George. This is where we went to get it. And I love their food.

I really liked it. Little, a little pricier, but their food is great. And their seasonal, I never order off the big menu. seasonal stuff is always some of the best stuff on there. Yeah, and they're big on recommending it, too. They're like, if it was me, I'd get it off that little list because that's always the best stuff or whatever. And each one of those menus only lasts for three months.

So you've got to get what you got to get. So, yeah, I had the cinnamon chip pancakes today, which were. Oh, man. Spectacular. I want to go again. I really like that. Anyway, you reminded me of that. So, let's play a song.

What do you got? Let's play a song. This one is going out to our friend. Why is this taking so long? Trey. Trey wrote and said, Hello, Samson and Boaz. I don't know,

or it might be just Bose, B-O-A-Z. This date marks the end of my seven months of work I've started with paternity leave. There's some weird words in here. I've never started. I've ever had, the end of my seven months of work I've ever had started with paternity leave and then assigned to the chilliest project

where I'm mostly hung out with my baby for seven hours of my workday. Tomorrow I get on a plan to go to, packs underground to play to go to packs unplugged for board games friends and a nice break from being a new parent no specific song request but something with one of these themes either fatherhood hanging out with friends disney the sinking of the bulk carrier s s edmund fitzgerald and lake superior on november 10th 1975 or drinking bourbon or fart gas well i mean any one of those themes yeah i feel like fart gas might be hard to find the theme that one's going to be a little bit hard flow the joe yo tray from memphis you know what i'll give her i'll give her this there you go have

that cool uh all right dude this is uh i think uh you you kind of made it for me made it easy for me how about the record that edmund fitzgerald because i think you know as far as songs about the sinking of the bulk carrier s edmund fitzjeld and lake superior on november 10th 1975 uh look at that it's like the 50th anniversary just a few days ago weird yeah uh how about this cover by the dandy warhols from their 2004 collection come on feel the dandy warhols here is the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald The Fletion lives on from the Chippewa on down of the big lake that call Gitchie. The lake it is that never gives up her dead

In the skies of November of glimmer With a load of iron or 26,000 tons more Than the Edmund Fitzgerald Wade empty the good ship and crew was a bone to be to shoot when the gales of November came early the ship was the pride of the American side coming back from some mill in Wisconsin concluding some terms with a couple of steel firms

which is left fully loaded for Cleveland land The wind in the wind in the wire made a chattel-tail sound As the waves broke over the railing came it was freezing rain in the face of a hurricane west wind at seven p.m. they all could came on deck

saying fellas it's too rough to beat you when the captain wired in he had water coming in He said Fellas It's been Good to know you Are

Make here on Make here on rules To Superior sings in the looms of her ice water mansions. Old Michigan steams like a young man's dreams, the islands and bays are for sportsmen. And farther below Lake Ontario She takes in what Lake Erie can send her

But the iron boats go as the mariners all know With the gales of November remember Now in a must-steel hall in Detroit they pray at the Maritime Sailor's Cathedral and the church bell chimes till rings 29 times once for each man

on the Edmund Fitzcham This show of the frogpans network. Yes. Get more at frogpans.com. And seen. Yes, we can't play the music on YouTube, but we will put it in post. So if you go listen to the podcast version of the show or the one I'll upload to our Patreon, that will include the song. Oh, there you go. Yeah. Here's what sounds like. Oh, I don't even need to listen now. Yeah, I'll just hear you do it. I like it. Yeah. That's funny. I was just listening to him this morning. Other songs.

The Gordon Lightfoot. Yeah. Yeah. I found... You better take care. That was the one. You found here. For the son of a printout.

Yeah. That was on. And then Fast Car by Tracy Chapman and some... It's a good one, too. It's like this playlist of like feel good. Yeah. Multi-decade stuff. I'm of the opinion, Brian.

This is... Here's my hot music opinion. Okay. Let's hear your hot take. Hot take coming. I think that fast... Fast Car should be ranked in the top five songs of all time. I love that song.

Unbelievably good. The only downside of that song is it tends to overshadow an excellent catalog by her. Yes. She's excellent. And I don't, she's not a one-hit wonder in the traditional sense. It's just such a strong entry that makes. That whole album is so good. That was something Revolution.

Was that the name of it? No, it was just called Tracy Chapman. Yeah, I think it was self-titled. self-titled but that whole that whole album and her her catalog is great it really is so don't sleep on the rest of her stuff but that song just can always hear it and always happy to

yeah uh let's do some title pick-ins uh let's see I can't believe it's not fake butter is currently our leader titular pickage I like that um there we go took a second for it to pull up for me

there we go Ken Jennings like potato chips I like the Ken Jennings Ken Jenningth. I don't want to make fun of the porn. Listen, I got to hang out with him. I played a game of Jeopardy against him. He's a nice guy.

He's an extremely nice guy. He's a really nice guy. My sister played board games with him and said he was never, there was never a kinder person, although he won everything. And it's less of a lisp and more of a like a, you know, because that's come out a little bit like that. Yeah, exactly. I thought that's better.

Yeah, not that that's better, but, you know. Nobody's eating cotton. No, shouldn't be. Smells like China. Wicked for good. I like that. Strap on knife.

I'm not doing it, but I appreciate you noticing that when I said it, because when I said it, because my idea was, I was thinking like you would print something that would be a knife halfway in. Like a little holster.

Oh, yes, right. And it would like fit the guy's belly, the little stuffed thing. And then after I said strap on knife, I immediately regretted something. dangstrap on knife. Um, let's see. Ooh, these smell like China.

I have a smells like China, but from Icor if, uh, no, keep that. Sorry, Saranix. Elevator horror. There you go. Slow burns with Monica. Also good. A different kind of horny. There, Sarenx.

You got in, bud. Oh, I do like a, I do like a strong debut with. Yeah. She kept saying it. I think we swapped to that debut. She kept saying, I thought, is this like a. Nicole thing where she doesn't know right right you do know what you're saying uh I do not think you're pronouncing that the word correctly I just had to know it was driving me

crazy yeah uh filament test boogers yeah yeah lots of those someone felt the other guy persnickety is the word what was that from persnickety uh oh is that just you describing oh just me describing the AMS is very persnickity yes oh well you know what it mess or Doma will take it. Yeah. What shit do I have laying around my desk? Yeah, I got to get some computer glasses. You'll get how these are these are a miracle dude. It's like you tell by the look on your face when you put them on. And it's also transitional. I went ahead with the full thing so that closer down here writing handwriting keyboard area is also in its own focus.