The Morning Stream - TMS Vegas 2025!

Episode Date: May 16, 2025

Our live show from Vegas a couple weeks ago! Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ladies and gentlemen, from the beautiful Sand Dollar in downtown Las Vegas, it's time for TMS. Travis found out he was doing that about 30 seconds ago. We'll give him a big hand later. We need to be can now. And we can do it now. Thanks, man. You'll get another one later. It's hard to replace Scott Fletcher in a last second kind of way, and we did it.

Yeah. I can't wait to tell Scott Fletcher what we did. I know. Well, it's going to make him so sad. Well, it's good to see you all. Thank you for being here. I want to start things off with just a little note. He's been on our minds all week and a few other friends in our past who couldn't be here today

because of tragic reasons, as you guys know, J.J. Valentine, close friend of the show, close friend of our community, and really, in a lot of ways, the heart of the community, passed away unexpectedly a couple of weeks ago, and we've been thinking a lot about that, guys. We've been having fun here.

Not to mention last year we had Wabbit with us, and he passed away shortly after he left. We miss these guys terribly. We think it stinks. I know they would love to be here with you guys, and so keep taking good care of each other. watch out for each other and let's have a good time tonight all right here's the deal don't forget by the way bars open lots of drinks if you drink drink all right

even if you don't they got sodas and wine you know all kinds of reasons to go to the bar so the more you drink the more same-sex Mary gets paid that's right that's actually true you know like if you don't mind you know maybe pick up on it like a a double whiskey sour, you know, like a... And if we don't do that, then you'd have to have Brian do it all. And I don't know that you're that good on the guitar, so...

Oh, no. It's up. So, a couple of quick thanks to get out of the way as well. Not get out of the way. They're important thanks, but some thanks for a lot of what you're going to see tonight are going to be thanks to some really helpful people, like KT. Data right there.

His very significant other Rose Kitty right there, good job. Hammond, Chamberlain, where he at? There's, I see an arm. There is no board game room without Ducey, where's Ducey? Big thanks to Ducey. Throughout all of this, no matter where anyone is or what anyone's doing,

it is often you'll see Barry or Bobby Ann making it facilitate. They are the lube. They're the lubrication we need here at Vegas. Barry took me to my first Grateful Dead show. That's right. And I'll never be the same. Brian smells like weed and he doesn't do weed.

Also, we ought to thank Mizzula, but you have a very specific reason for this. I mean, I have all sorts of nice things to say about the man. No, I mean, Mitzula's fantastic. He always has been. As they're Las Vegas Sherpa. Yeah. Yeah. But when he's not in Las Vegas,

he's usually flying the streets or wandering the streets of Batu in the Black Spire Outpost in Disneyland. And this week, he came back from Disneyland with not three, but six red crystal, Kyber Crystal, cases for me. Nerds. Those of you who are in Barry's room

drinking wine with all of us, as we were a couple days ago, might have seen the look on my face when the third when the third one of those that I opened contained a black Khyber crystal. The hunt is over.

So when does Tina move out and Medzula moves in? Tina's been contemplating it for quite a while now. That's awesome, man. He brought me kimchi today, of all things. Mizzoula's awesome.

He's the man. Also, while we're on that subject, though, we need to thank perhaps the most driving force we have in our wee lives, and that is our wives, Tina and Kim. Big hand for them. It's also Carter's birthday. Give her one more round of applause. I don't know where she is.

Oh, she's back there. you guys are all very nice about her birthday so thank you for that um who's here for the first time just by raise hands that's a fair number of people love to see that we do that every year and get a little taste of who's new who's here for the last time yeah what's the last time she just can't help but raise her hand no matter what i think she said she was first as well so who knows who wants to donate a tell that's right well it's always good to see new people I hope you had a great time that you were able to see kind of what this community is about, how friendly

everybody is, and it isn't just two dorks on a radio show. It's a whole bunch of dorks hanging out with each other. It's a pretty great thing. Now, I did something last year. It was very brief. This year I decided to carry on the tradition again, and that is to give out some fake awards that really mean I give you nothing.

I'm just going to tell you what award you've won. You get nothing. But it's based on stuff you've done this week that I think you deserve an award for. It's like the Marvel No Prize. Yeah, there you go. That's exactly that. For those of you know what that is.

So enjoy this little bit of nothing if you have won. First up, best surprise rear tackle on an aging man. Claire Gack, everybody. I'm still sure I'm going to have to get this looked at when I get home. We'll see. Best Keeper of the Holy Napkin of karaoke. Goes to Shane Maddox, wherever he is. Now, if you weren't...

There he is. There's the guy. If you weren't in that... He's covering up his teetop. If you weren't in that particular room at karaoke, everything was done on a napkin and his phone. And so by the time this thing was done, like bleeding ink and terrible Sharpie,

and he's going, what's this say? And he'd play rock lobster too many times. It was amazing. So the holy napkin. Let's see. Next up, the best golf performance. by anyone with four holes in a one in one in a one Tina Ibbett well done now this one's a little self-serving but I have pride in my where I come

from the best other Utahans of the week and that includes Josh Chelsea hooty Hammond KT data Rose Kitty Alicia Johnson and the Pleasant Grove couple I forgot your names They're wonderful humans. Congratulations. And I hope I didn't forget anybody. Best surprising singing voice, for me anyway, was Bobby Frankenberger. I'm going to co-award that one, because in our room,

freaking Wicked Kitten just belted it out. She was very good. We knew from hearing things on Gore that she had a great voice, but hearing a person, absolutely. Stunner. Yeah, she was really... She came in our room for a while and we all felt bad and left

because she was so good, we all felt bad. Best Mobile Winery Manager, Barry Fulks. Congratulations. Best Mobile British Chocolate manager, Zoe. Where's Zoe? She brings bacon, but she brings chocolate, too. Best crafted time.

shiny blue penis award goes to Nicole Spagnolo. I don't know where she is. I still, I'm keeping it forever. I got a little, this little blue guy. Yeah, it's a nice reminder of something. Let's see. Oh, and she also made this awesome TMS 3D print. She did it with those little pens, and some of you helped as well,

but like they're beautiful. We're going to have to fight over who takes us home. I know. Well, I think driving... Does that make it win? Yeah, Southwest probably won't make me... Allow me to just carry that on. Sir, we don't allow letters on this point.

Exactly, yeah. Let's see. I got lost. All right. Best use of the Andy Cap Hat I'm seeing a lot of this week. Bill Durand, nice job, buddy. You got that... And the best cult... There's final a word. Our best cult-like gathering in a tall...

Tower Award goes to my sister Wendy. I thought that looked a little weird. That was the best infomercial I've ever attended, and I'm signing up. You all should hear it. In fact, Kevin recorded it, thank goodness, because

it's going to go up on the feed, so if you weren't able to go up in there and do all the shuffling between floors with the cards and everything, because it's kind of a pain. It was a full house, but what she talked about, It was really good, so we're going to put it on the audio feed, video feed. As soon as I get home, that's all going up. So if you missed it, you'll get to see it.

It was really good. So watch for that. All right, Brian, sometimes on the show, we do taste testing. Yes. And they delivered. So we'll start with, they'll do it in the order I received things. Sunbun, this is just one of the things he gave us because we have to kind of focus down. But it's something with the word, almost the full word revolt in it.

But revolcanitas, flavors, watermelon, and mango, saboras, mangoi sandia. And they look terrible, so we're going to try these. I think this is Thai candy or something. Okay. So we're going to give a shot. Tide, tide candy? Tide pods. These are Tidepods.

Dr. Tolbert in the house. He can make sure everything's okay. Oh, I meant to give an award for Best On-Call Doctor. Oh, yeah. It's a, yeah. Just in case we need him. There he is. The honorable mention for the best handicap award.

Yeah, that's right. And then the guy that looks like Hawkeye, who I always forget his name. Yeah, yeah. Love that. All right, it looks... Ooh, it's like... Is yours 3D printed?

I know... If that's what it feels like. All right, I don't know how to eat it. Oh, wow. Oh, they're bad. Oh. Did you bite? Did you bite into it?

All right, I've tasted it. That's the end of that. It's like, oh, that's terrible. It's like tahine and cinnamon and open wide. Here, I'll throw you one. That's also very spicy. Oh, sorry. Sorry, Alicia.

Yeah, there's a little something on the back end of that. Yes. Okay, I hate those. I'll save that for me. Tom. Tom, he finishes our yogurt soda, our Clamato. He washes down donuts with it. It's amazing.

All right, these are great. Yeah. Ask for them by whatever name you are. We have others from Sunbone. We're going to do those on the show. Let's see. We got some kangaroo jerky. Mike Pacholik.

Where are you at? Mike Pacholik. There he is. Mike Pacholik always coming through. Brian, you want to do the honors here? Well, I'd love to, mate. Of course you, that's some good kangaroo. Both Brian and I looked locally to find, like, burgers, kangaroo.

We couldn't find them. Never could either. I think I found goat. I found elk. Yeah. I found all the beach. You say goat? I said goat.

Oh, I say goat. All right, here we go. In front room. That was some good stuff. It's super little. lean, too, apparently. Kind of weedy. Like, it's a lot more lean than...

There's not THC in this, is there? Honestly, I'm getting a little weed vibe. Gary. Oh, you know what? This isn't bad. All right, this beats these devil peanuts or whatever there. So far, the winner.

Yeah, so far, kangaroo jerky. We'll do this to... Can somebody... Tina, could you bring us a fork? There's a fork in the styrofilm thing where I was sitting. Okay, here comes the nightmare. These are also Mike Pacholic, so

you'd think it'd be nice to get a little jerky, and that would be it, but no. Mild, pickled quail eggs. Awesome. They look like testicles. I mean, some ones, mine are much larger. Hold on. We don't know what they look like to the stars.

No, we don't. There's a little quail in everyone, Brian. Oh my gosh, I can't get it open. Do you have nails? you smell it ready to smell it yeah oh Veronica Belmont used to say

that casinos were full of hot farts that smells like a hot fart that's really stinky all right I'm just going to pull one out if I had headphones on right now so I usually have raw ones on my um my salmon row uh rolls oh so you know what you're up to here except these are i've never had a pickled one all right here we go or we just pop in the whole thing i don't know i might i can do half

oh yeah actually that's not bad that's not bad at all there's other stuff in there but we have to eat those you know what that's not bad no i like that i've had a pickled egg before and it was terrible at chicken egg this is bad all right all right thank you are looking up. Now, you might ask yourself, how do you digest those? Well, you have Zoe fly in from the UK and give you digestives. It's the most unappetizing name for a cookie. But they call their cookies biscuits, so we have to indulge them.

That's right. Is that the deal then? Biscuits? Oh, no, I'm sorry. Cookies for us are biscuits for them? Yeah, yeah. And then a digestive for them is a what for us? Grand Cracker.

Like a cracker? Yeah, right? Like, that's kind of the equivalent as like a hamcracker. I mean, you're wearing the Union Jack. I don't know who else to ask. I thought that was Ginger Spies, actually. Somebody's surprised. I know where the Union Jack is, and I don't know who it is, but they're surprised.

I can hear it. All right, here we go. They're good. Pairs so nicely with Kuala Egg. Yeah, there's a real contrast there. All right. These are good. digest these. You know why we do this here

more than on the air anymore is because no one likes to hear anyone eat on the microphone, right? But you guys have to sit here and groove on it while we do it. Honestly, this is a better smore shape than square. Oh yeah, good point. What shape are marshmallows?

Marshmallow shaped. Wow, that was a lot of answers for round. All right, thank you guys for those. That was awesome. Oh, no. this. It's the fried chicken flavor toothpaste.

Look, KFC, it's got the kernel on there. And we all know that he was all about good oral hygiene. Yeah, for sure. Can we just... Listen to the derision about this going through the crowd. Does we try this? How do you...

I guess... I don't know how to open it. Try that. Oh, yeah, there's a... You want to try ostrich, too, while we're going to? Oh, my gosh. One of these is ostrich jerky. Okay, well, Brian opens up to the colonel's paste.

Oh, there's the top. I don't know. What is it? Malar. Oh, no. I've heard nightmares about Mallor. You're from you mostly. Yeah, and nightmares is like the,

nicest thing you can say about what oh my gosh here's a little of it pencil shavings and regret all right we get the ostrich out of the way that's different a little drier like um flavor's different maybe that maybe this will help them a lord this is this is this is a vegan dim sum today for lunch this is the most un-vegan uh Quail, kangaroo. Are any of you from Louisiana, by chance? Any Louisianaans? I made your state.

I made a little state. Like a little boot. Maybe it's Italy. All right, that's not bad. Yeah, not bad. All right, this thing, though. Yeah, how are we doing this? We're seeing Scott lick his hand, everybody.

Try that. Yeah, all right. It looks a suspect. It's semi-transparent. Yeah, I don't like it. Like, come on, folks. Well, now you have to eat it. Don't tell me that has a word, and I just haven't learned it yet.

Oh, that was the worst thing up here. It's not good, is it? No. No, it's not good. Like, if fried chicken tastes like that, I'd be vegan all the time. Yeah, that's very bad. And the colonel, wipe that smile off your face, Colonel Sanders. Yeah, wow.

All right, well, thank you everybody for your foodies. That was lovely. Oh, the Mallort. So what do we do here? Oh, are we really going to do Mallort? How do I don't have a thing. No, I... Are we hearing no?

I'm hearing, I mean... I hear no, but he's bringing his little cups. All right, look, I don't drink, but I'll taste it. Yeah. Oh, good. Oh, it's a shame. What a shame. No outside alcohol. Oh, we had a drive-by, Missouri. It's the most outside alcohol.

Oh, put in here. There you go. Oh, save. that's a shame I was really looking forward to that what a bummer yeah all right well next time I guess oh we have a giveaway

oh let's do the giveaway I forgot to put that in there the Z Tebans smells like this smells like ostrich now our new Bernadette we're just going to always call whoever's in that role to Bernadette but our new Bernadette Z gave me a thing to giveaway

now if you are going to be here I'm not going to be able to see people because of this blue light right there. I couldn't move. If you're going to be here Thursday or tomorrow night, or actually if you're going to be here at all like the rest of the weekend or whatever,

and you can go to the Mavericks, which is the... Yes, it's a body... It's a body-blest performance, a drag queen show that is. It comes with... It comes with two cocktails. and all the burlesque you can enjoy.

If you are able to use these, raise your hand, and we will pick somebody at random. If you are able... I have three people. So it's going to be them or them. Oh, it's them. Oh. There's some over here too. Oh.

All right. Oh, this makes it tough. I don't have Alexa. All right. Maybe whoever yells the end of my sentence. How about that? All right, finish Scott's sentence. Yeah, finish my sentence, and then if the first person to do it, gets the thing.

You're ready? Then you can eat. Right! Oh. I think more people were saying that than the people who have their hands up. All right, how about this one? I did hear it loud from over there. You did?

I did. Okay. Now, who was it? Come on up and get it? Right there. Yep. Congratulations. You're the big winner.

Very good. Thank you, Mike. So it's a row baby I was doing this earlier to look at a menu like it's going to make my eyes clear so that you know you're old that's right

I do oh sweet there you go oh yeah it's not bad yeah I like these guys you're afraid what team you were going to be reping for a second or what or what anything I was going to be reping

all right we got one other thing we always like to talk about something weird that either of us saw. What happens at this event, as you probably notice, is this is almost as much, this is the most time, Brian are in proximity of each other because we get pulled in different directions, doing different things, people are eating over there, someone

else eating over there. So, we see different stuff, we don't get to always share the same sights and smells of Las Vegas. So I'm curious this year, have you seen anything that you were just like, oh man, that's new. I saw a guy on Fremont Street.

Yeah. his face painted orange a blonde wig wearing a jacket and the rest of him was covered with a flesh-colored bodysuit with painted on nipples

and what do you do for his doodle? Pubes around a bald patch yeah that's horrifying is that legal? I can't believe the most arrested ham in that one And he's doing the eight maids of milking, you know, dance. Fantastic.

Yeah. Very timely. Horrified. Like, basically, saw him from the back and I'm like, oh, geez, Louise. And I went into Walgreens because he's by the Walgreens. And then I came out and said, well, let's see what this guy looks like from the front, what his sign is saying, which is make America sexy again. And I'm hard to tell if he's pro or anti or just.

That's the world we live in now. All of it, everything you said. So I came around and saw the front, and it was the briefest thing I ever, I mean, it really was like, physically slapped my face away. That's great. That's a pretty good one. In my case, it was also Fremont Street, which makes sense. Fremont's always got the fun stuff. But I feel a little dumb, and the reason I'm going to share this is because you guys have heard a recent story from me where I've also felt dumb, not understanding what something meant.

So, I don't know if you heard the scissors episode that Carter and I did But we've all learned a little something from that experience And I was walking down the street And I saw a guy setting up jars And they had different terms under the jars So one was this lumpy brown jar And below it said, my shit

And there was another one that said Diddy's Loub Collection or something And another one was like Somebody's milk, I don't remember what it was It was all gross And I thought, well that's new never seen that before and then everybody I told after

I saw it said that's the old Dave Chappelle bit the guy with the cocaine on his mouth and so once again my naivete went hanging out on Fremont Street it's still weird though oh it's absolutely weird because it's not performing

it is just displaying things you have created it's just grossing me out that's it but I do like the big gorilla things that are out there now it's funny they're the new minions or the new I mean, there's still plenty of show, well, there's still plenty of showgirls, but far fewer showgirls and far more inflatable apes. So I'm hoping that some of the inflatable apes are filled with showgirls. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They look like stink bag. Just to keep balance in the forest. Yeah, they look like the smelliest things you could put on, but whatever. All right, I have a couple more things, and then we're going to throw to the results of this year's task, or cover. Taskville. I keep on to say Taskmaster Coverville style. We're unaffiliated with test-masters. No connection.

In no way, shape, or form. I don't know why I do that. But a couple of really important announcements. One of them, no one knows about, except one other person in this room, okay? It's not quiet everybody got. We're going to do a six-episode podcast, a first season of this,

and it's going to be me, being the dumb guy who doesn't know answers the questions. And Dr. Jerry Tolbert talking about medical stuff. So if you're one of those people that feel like you're constantly getting mixed signals about medical care, insurance, how it works, why certain medications are recommended over others, why breakthroughs don't ever get the time of day, I mean, those kinds of things, there's going to be a lot of that. And there's also be a lot of us taking questions and sort of stuff like that. So we're going to do a six-season, or excuse me, a six-episode season and see how it goes. and I'm super stoked. I'm not even sure where Jerry is.

I don't even know where I'm looking. Oh, there he is. I'm very stoked about this for a couple of reasons, but one, he is a natural at this. You've heard his segments on the show when he calls in and stuff. But I just think, for whatever reason, it feels important to me.

So we've had a bunch of talk back and forth. We don't have any specific schedule to give you or even a name to go sub to you, but that'll all be soon. So watch for that. Coming soon, the Jerry Tolbertower. Maybe we'll call it that. Very excited.

And then finally, this is a big one. I'll just say it. Nertacular 2026. Woo! No specific dates to announce. That'll come soonish. I know. It's a little bit like, oh, I've got a plan now.

Next month, it's next month. it will be those dates will come soon it'll be Salt Lake City we're going to try to do it in the heart of the city which is connected to everything you guys like your nature walk today I have some great news for you there's some cool stuff around there the canyons are all around us amazing restaurants

downtown is beautiful clean amazing and we're working on a space there got a bunch of helpers on the ground we're going to make something really cool happen next year don't look at it and go oh another are we doing 10 more years of that I'm saying we're doing one big one. We'll see how it goes. We don't know. But I want to take the heart of this place and go back and remind the rest of the Frog Pants Network what the freaking heat the TMS

brings. Look what TMS can do. Yeah, yeah. And so, you know, things like Core and Play Retro and Film Sack and all this other stuff will get their due, we'll have panels and live shows and all the stuff that people remember from that time. And you won't be stuck at Snowbird with nowhere to go but one restaurant or whatever. Right? So, more details to come, way early on this. Nerdtacular 2026, I hope I get to see you all. And finally, let's do it. That's it.

That's all I got. So this means I can take a break. Yes, please. Oh, thank goodness. All right. Well, shall we, let's get this thing started? Oh, can I say one thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because it just reminded me of this. So that does mean Brian gets to take a break next year. And you might say to yourself, okay, what does that mean? I am telling you right now, none of what we're doing this week or any week we've done this happens without Brian's leadership on it, his knowledge about stuff, his dedication to it. It's like his realm and he's so good at it that it's so bespoke that I don't even think to say anything about it, but truly and meaningfully.

You're amazing at this. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Thank you. I appreciate that all you guys enjoy it and have a great time out here. And I couldn't be happier with how this stuff goes. But I am really looking forward to taking a break because Scott and his hotel reservations can probably attest to.

But cool. Well, thank you very much. I appreciate that. Thank you guys all for being here. Should we get to Taskmas? Or Taskville? You did it. We can edit that out.

Should we get to Taskville? There we go. Nobody saw it. All right, well let's get to it. And I'll welcome some people up here in just a moment. But first, this. Don't talk to Brian. All right, anyone's reality. Is this a

All right, let's welcome up to the stage. All of our TMS producers, we're going to put our brand new to Taskville folks up here and then have the folks behind them. so Monica, Nicole, Amy, Wendy, Scott, you're going to go over there, Bill, there's a long list, Tom, Bobby, Travis, and the people who, this is their first year, I want you guys to sit up front, and the people who are their partners, I want you to sit behind. Partners, oh, is that a surprise?

And you're going to, I want you over there. Yep, and you're going to sit behind your partner. And you may notice some new faces coming up here. These are our brand new people playing Taskville. Now, let's also bring up to the stage my partner in Taskville, my friend and colleague and my favorite co-host from Salt Lake City, who is less than five and a half feet tall. Got that wrong.

Less than five and a half feet tall. It's Little Hammond Chamberlid! Oh, yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, we got to thank Chuck. We forgot to have them in the opening. Chuck put together the brackets and everything for the video game tournament.

So, big hand for Chuck first. It was awesome. And then another hand for Ducey, who won the video game. game tournament. Look at that. All right. Thank you for the reminder.

I appreciate it. I saw the text. I'm like, oh, crap, we got to work that in. All right. Well, let's talk about the first task. But first, let's get a little preview of what it might be. Come on in. Come on in.

Oh, it's locked. Okay, come on in. Oh, hello. Welcome. Hi. Are you my partner? I don't know. Nobody told me anything.

Hello there. Come on in. Hi. Welcome to Taskville. Thanks, it's good to see you back. Aww, chin beard. This is great because you'll fit in Brittany's costume. Hello.

Come on in. Hi. Yes, Wendy! Hi! Are you my partner? Okay. Welcome, skinny guy. Jeez, good to see you, man.

See you. Welcome. Thanks for coming. Join TV's Travis behind the bar, please. Come on in. Hello, hello. Hello. Okay, come on in.

Thank you. And take a step behind the bar. Your partner. Okay, you may open your task. Using the ingredients and recipe provided make a delicious Bloody Mary. All right. If you make any noise over 60 decibels,

you must pour anything you've prepared. Into the bucket. Shout, well, you can eat rice. I don't like bees. Let's test the ship's phasers. It's too early for a fish sandwich. I can definitely see why you like it. At a volume over 100 dB and start again.

You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now. I like this change. I'm very loud. Let's do it at the same time, ready? Three, two, one. Let's test. Come on, Travis.

Which one are we doing? We've got to cooperate on his task. This is going to be tough. Oh, you really, no, it's really hard. All right, so, yes, we're given the task of making a Bloody Mary, following a recipe. Oops, oops. Oh, let's not spoil anything.

And anytime you made any noise, making the recipe for a Bloody Mary, anytime you went over 60 decibels, you had to pour out whatever you'd done so far into the bucket, and then shout one of those phrases at a volume over 100 decibels, which some of you guys found out is pretty hard to do.

I don't even know if I've ever seen Tom go over 80 decibels. I had to make filter. So, new TaskVillians, some of the front route here, and who are we missed? Oh, Kim, in the back row. Were you guys a little bit nervous about coming in this? And you can grab a microphone, anyone who wants to jump in on this, grab a microphone. A little. A thousand percent.

Yeah, incredibly. Yeah, you too. You're new to this. Oh, yeah, I was really nervous. I didn't know what the hell was going on. It was a roller coaster. Because I bartended, and I was like, yeah, I got this. And then you said, but you have to be quiet and the color drain from my face.

Luckily it was all the jumpsuit. Yeah, the jumpsuit, by the way, that cut of the jumpsuit, it looks like somebody accidentally didn't make those things line up the two times because there's two snaps. It was really, you know, Bill and Tom that couldn't make those two snaps line up. Worst rhythm ever. So KT data, you're going to watch that 100. times you're going to laugh every single time, but

he matched up their snaps with them each changing into the suits, which was great. He was very good. All right, let's see how our first pair of players did. Oh, yeah. Hamid, who's up first? So we have, it looks like we have

Scott and Monica first. Okay, all right, let's see how Scott Monica did. Okay. I think that means Brian's hitting the go. I'm terrified. Well, they picked the worst couple for Bloody Mary. I know, I don't know. I've never had one before. You've never had one? No. They're really good. You've got over 60, but you don't have anything prepared itself.

What, wait, did I ever 60? What we're supposed to be? That's over 60. Our life's right. I'm loud. I hope that wasn't over 60 10s. What? Do we have to use this? Oh. Three out. Three ounces.

There we go. What does it say jigger? That's what it is. I'm not comfortable saying that. Okay, so we do, that's three-fourth to an ounce. Hold on. Sometimes they do tricky stuff. There's a tick, third.

Okay. And then we put another third in. Okay, that's three ounces. Wait. Yeah. No, it's not. That's one else. Don't mind me. I'm bad at math, so I'm glad you're here.

Okay, that's two ounces. Okay, that's two ounces. And another fourth, third. Okay, how many is that now? I think that was two. Oh, was I supposed to be keeping in truck. Oh, I've got over 60 decibels. Really?

Pour that into the bucket. This one? No, no. This one. Then you can eat rice. Really? Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

Then you can eat rice. There you go, good. Gross. I mean, it's three to fours. Oh, wait, I'm doing the math. This is a second. I'll see right there. This is 3 30.

That makes a cup. I'm going to wait I'm helping to 63 decimals that's high yeah you got shit then you can eat rice we're good I feel like I'm not helping I'm going to be really quiet okay

All right. All right. I have the longest to make for the ghost. Okay, let's see you know how you'll see. For those of you don't know, Blady Mary is usually just three ounces of tomato juice. Go ahead. Go, guys. I'm like,

I'm like, there. I'm like, there. I don't know. I was a lot of Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I'm just me. It's kind of. It's good. You have a crowd. I'm a great. Oh my. Just like... Just like...

Oh. It's like... Gross. Gross. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh.

Oh. Yeah. Gross. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna do you want to do you want to do you can't eat rice can you be that loud I don't think so but I'll try try belt it and you can eat rice

oh yeah it's pretty right I had to do it like a scream. And it's some of the most disgusting ingredients I've ever smelled in my life. It's friggin' awful. All right, so now we kind of know what we're doing. And there's not to pour out yet, so we can be kind of loud for a second.

So here's what I'm going to do then. We're going to go, because if this is 1.5, I could have done this quicker with two of those. Oh, my God, yeah. I should have seen that at the top. at all. It's just like, because when you had it, it was like, I only saw, like, jigger. And I was like, I know what that is. Also, the easiest thing to do would be start with some of these smaller things. So if we make a noise, it won't be as bad.

You know what I mean? And we're not pouring out all this juice. All right, we're starting. All right. Oh. We have time for the others. I said, well, we have time for the others. We're hard times. Pepper. Pepper.

I was studying to be a nurse at one point, so this is... He shows. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna. Oh! Oh! Cardiff! Are you okay? No, no.

Okay. We got that all right. Do you think that's about it? No, it's about it. No, it's about it. See that or not or that's a word. Sorry. What?

It's nice. Sirius. I love Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Nein. I gave Brian the evil line. This is where I lost it. This is where I lost it. One and a half, plus one and a half plus one and a half plus one and a half.

There's less one and a half. It's less one and a half. You're right? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh. You did. Right?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's okay. Yeah. It's okay. Seriously. Seriously.

Seriously. Oh, I'm going to be up. Oh, it's smart. Yeah. Why? Why? I don't know. Oh.

Yeah. Wow. Wow. Listen, if I had to endure all of this. In real time. So you have to do it too. Doctor, Doctor, it looks a little dirty. It looks a little dirty.

I love the fact that I love the fact that Brian was rooting for him. That's time. Okay. All right, so let's do a quick count. One and a half plus one and a half plus one and a half plus one and a half. It's a lot more than three, which is the number of ice cubes you put in there, by the way. What did it taste like, Brian?

It was not a delicious. I had to sample all of these from all the contestants. Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. He would have added to more tomato juice. But I didn't rate them based on, like, it was basically the amount of stuff you put in the bucket. And so you have to weigh everybody's bucket and then see who had the most stuff in their bucket.

Now the speed round. All right. So next up we have Bill. Bill and Tom and Wendy and Monica and Wendy and Nicole. Oh, very cool. Yeah. Yeah. All six we're up.

It's only fair than it goes. Oh, yeah. All right, cool. I've never made one of these in my life. Me neither. I was a bartender. Oh, I go. That's the main.

We're going to win. We only... Shh. You're always going to. That's 64, but you don't have anything in any of the cups so you can continue. Set things down carefully. Don't be like me. There's nothing to pour out yet, but that was about a 72.

And make sure you read the clue as well again. Or use the question. Did you read the clue carefully? Is this the recipe? I'm very good. I'm very good. 66. pour that into the bucket.

I can definitely see why you like it. 83. I can definitely see why you like it. 89. I can definitely see why you like it. 91. Really? I can definitely see why you like it.

107. Very good. You may start again. Nice convenient mouse fan. I keep in my heart. I keep in my heart. It's a big of... It's a lot of them. Let's get on.

P. Pha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. 59. 59.4. 69.4. Go to be able fish. It's going to be. We're going to be loud.

It's going to be loud. It's going to be loud. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah! Yeah! It's great. I don't imagine that celery stuff going. This bag. This bag is going to kill us.

I have an idea. I'm gonna have to crush. I don't know. Great. Great. Very good. And that was a really... That one was very, very good.

The one from Wendy and Nicole. How was one from Tom and Bill? It was, I choked on a chunk, a little tiny piece of celery that they put in there. It was warm, too, wasn't it? It was warm. It was three ice cubes, which basically disappeared, though, as soon as they put them in the drink. All right, very good. Let's keep things going with...

Next up we have a... Actually, before that, it was something that Bill said during that, that I wanted to call attention to. You're very good at pouring quiet. no you're just very good at pouring I'm good at pouring yes yes but not I'm not doing anything quietly it was the tomato juices business being quiet let's let's see the very good at pouring okay okay next up we have another double header we have a Travis and Bobby and Amy and Kim.

Oh, awesome. All right. Let's see how this goes. I'm sure hair is not on the list of ingredients. Oh, yeah, we need to be quiet. It's weird to be this quiet when they're like thumping. We have 20 minutes to do this. We're going to be harder.

than we think. All right. Go ahead. Well, let's take our time, Travis. Okay. Yeah. Now, one thing I'm thinking about, I'm looking for the loopholes, Travis. Yeah.

One thing I'm thinking about is it says to use the recipe provided, but does it say we have to follow the recipe? It just says to use the recipe and make a delicious Bloody Mary. Well, unless you can figure out a way to get this into the recipe. We're trying to get this into the glass. We can't use the recipe itself. Just try not to make noise with things. Okay, so the next thing, okay, let's just start doing, let's... 62.

Alright, where's the bucket? Here, I'm gonna use, I'm gonna speak loudly now. Who did it? Was it me? Is this our bucket? It was Bobby, yeah. Okay, that's the bucket. By the way, leave the bucket. Go ahead and pour it in there now, but leave the bucket on the scale over there under the camera.

Please shout the phrase. Ready? Three, two, one. Let's test the ship's phasers. Oh no, uh-uh. You know that a dash has an actual measurement, right? I'm sure it is. It's like an eighth of a teaspoon or something.

That's just a fun fact. Look all that. That's a pinch though, here's a dash. And that's a solid big dash. Big day. Alright, right. Do you trust me to mix. Do you trust me to mix this? Sure.

I don't want to screw this up and have to start over. I'm sweating dress. I mean, never drink another Bloody Mary again. We get to drink this bloody Mary when we're done. No. No. Travis, I did it. All right.

Don't talk to Brian. Noted. All right. Son of a. Oh, we got to do the thing. Yeah. Three, two, one. Let's test the ship's phasers.

103. While you're doing that, I'm going to be quiet. Travis. I've got a soft service for us now. Good thinking. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I don't know. I don't know. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. The glass filled with ice and so I think we have to take this glass, filling with ice and pour it. Okay.

All right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Good. Good. Okay. Good.

Okay. Kind of like a reverse jingo. We got to push it in. Yeah, fine. Bloody Marys that I had that day and I had a lot of Bloody Marys but I did not drink the bucket were the ones from Kim and Amy

and Wendy and Nicole Sorry I want to make sure not to say Monica Very good All right, let's see how you guys did I know you're Time for the less silent part of the program

All right We've got our teams Wait, it gets better. It's like to be. Took me, took me all day. I could hear him laughing all the way from the penthouse. All right, let's start with Scott and Monica. 835 grams of mixture pour it out.

It took them 19 minutes and 30 seconds. They literally had 30 seconds left on the clock. Travis and Bobby, 237 grams pour it out, 14 minutes. Bill and Tom, 33 grams, 8 minutes and 10 seconds. And if you were watching carefully, you will notice that Wendy and Nicole and Amy and Kim didn't pour out their drinks a single time. So how does one do points in a situation like that? By time.

We have to look at time. We have to see how long it took. Wendy Nicole took six minutes and 26 seconds. Amy and Kim, six minutes and 19 seconds. And these are our scores right here for the first round. Nice. We got that's slow. All right, let's get to, very good.

All right, let's get to number two here. All right. Oh, I used to we have to find out what the task is, don't we? All right, let's see what the task is. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. All right. Oh, no, you're, okay, we've got another one.

Oh, Jesus. Oh, this is color three. Do we have to be quiet anymore? Drink all the vinegar. Your time starts now and ends when you shout, I've drunk all the vinegar. Shit. Are you for real?

Jokes on you. I'm into this shit. Easily one of the best lines we've ever had in any taskmaster, hands down. Ladies and gentlemen, we just watched the birth of a new TMS meme. Yeah, exactly. All right, so the task is to drink all the vinegar. Some of you may have figured out that just looking at some of the colors there, maybe, I don't know, we'll see, let's see what they find out.

Who are we starting with? So clearly we're starting with Scott. Monica. I've looked and seen that. All right. I don't know what I'm supposed to do. I learned years ago always check everything. I have a water while I'm here. All right. I don't know if I mentioned I'm not good at puzzles.

I think you may have solved it. Like none of these are vinegar. Because why would they make, they don't want to sick. Can we touch them? Yeah. Smell them. Oh. That smells like.

something that you take when you're sick. Oh yeah, like try a manic or something for a kid. Yeah, tri-a-matic, that's it. There's no way you're going to make a sick. I know that. So that means they're not all vinegar, and if there is any vinegar, it's very little.

Ooh. This smells like a martini I like. Really? Yeah. You do know your things. That smells like mango something rather. These have a That smell like lime

Is it because they're in green? And then my brain is doing that? That sounds like smells like an orange I think that's my brain. Does this smell like pink? I don't know what you smells like. I have that color thing where I can smell color. That's a thing.

I don't know the name of it. You sound like Ralph. Okay, that's vinegar spot. Yes, that's apple cider vinegar. I'm putting it over here. Or multi-vinegar? What we're going to do is we're going to put anything we think is obviously vinegar over here.

Let me tell you how much I know about her library of salts. It smells like urine, I'm just saying. Zero. Gross. Can I call it? It smells like pee. It does. I'm kidding. Why would I kid about that?

Oh, my gosh. Somebody needs to get a blood test. That she smells nice. Do you do something with all that, Bloody Mary? I just can't do it. That smells like orange. All the information you need is on the test. Shit.

I mean, you make me want to check it every time when he says that. I mean, there's four words. Drink all the vinegar. Drink all the vinegar. Drink all the vinegar. You're putting the emphasis on the wrong syllable or whatever. Vinegar. We don't have to win this game, right?

I mean, you want to? You want to. The Super Sniffer 5,000. Oh, I found one. Nope, that's not it. One of these is. Hold on. Where did I give us time?

Oh. It's so stupid. I think this one, you know what to do it. I think there's just this one. I thought you had to... I haven't dumped it. Did you try it? No.

So anything that's a little dark and yellowish is a suspect. How can you tell if it's yellowish? See? Look at this one. What about? Orange. Were you tempted? No.

By the light? No, wait, that's the wrong song. Tempted by the light. Wrapped up like a deuce. That one? Oh my gosh. I think this is the only one. Oh, shit.

Smell that again. It smells like salad dressing, then. I don't want to eat. It smells like Easter eggs. At the end, when you shot, I've drunk all the vinegar. I've drunk all the vinegar. Drink all the vinegar. I've drunk all the vinegar.

Is that the true past tense of drink? It is. I have drunk that. I have drank that? You will drink my drink. You have drunk my drink. Whoops, drink. You have drunk my drink.

Are you gonna drink it? Do you have other suggestions? Are you willing to take the bullet here? Look, I sucked at the last game. Alright. I'll drink my vinegar. Okay, but then you have to yell that. Because we wouldn't make us share it, because what if one of us is sick?

Yeah. All right, we sure that's the only one, though. Let me see the color of it again. Can I... Doesn't say we can't do what I'm about to do. We need one of those, like, dropper things. Just a tip of this in there, just a tip. But if somebody has to drink it.

No, just pour it onto it. Well, no, I just want to... Okay, yeah. Well, then it's not all of it. Oh, they're cheating. That's a good point. I'm just going to drink it. Really? Is it okay to do?

It's probably apple cider vinegar, which is good for you. I don't know. I haven't eaten anything today, so let's see. Oh. All right, go. I ain't all there. Oh, Lord. Here. Is this somebody's spot?

Is it bad? I mean, it seems way bad. Get some of that in there. Get some water in there. You can be an Easter egg. You're all right? No. Now you have to yell.

Now you have to yell without vomiting. I've drunk all the vinegar. I've drunk all the vinegar! So, Kim, which is worse? Scott's knife skills or his ability to let his partner take the bullet? Just the tip. All right, Travis is now the second best line. Yeah, as you correctly surmise, that was the vinegar right there.

The rest of it, by the way. 12 lemonade, 12 juice cocktail, 12 apple cider, smell like urine apparently. Eight Sprite, six lemon linds, seltzer, five orange Gatorade, five white Gatorade, three coconut water, and then one apple cider vinegar. So, let's now see how everybody else did. Not all of these are vinegar. So you have to drink just the vinegar ones. Oh, okay. We've died Easter eggs.

You guys don't have the advantage we have to this. The test doesn't say you... The test doesn't say you have to only drink the vinegar one. Oh. All right, let's read this again. Brian's always tricking us. Trink all the vinegar. Shit.

Are you for real right now? Which ones are the vinegar, Brian? The information you need is on the test. Come here, little Alex Horn. Drink one of these. I'm like... Which one would you like to drink? Ugh.

All of them. That's definitely not vinegar. Oh, that one's nice. Oh, that's also nice. Well, that's also nice. Well, I want to drink some of these. Nope. It's good, though.

I don't really much. What did you get? Cool. Cool. Oh, well, then I mean, if some of it's Kool-Aid and I guess we have to drink the vinegar. I guess we have to drink the vinegar. It's scary. How much time do we have?

Doesn't even say. Oh. Okay, so another way is to just drink them all. And then yak on the video. Do we wanna? Look, look, we can start sorting these. You keep drinking, Travis. You keep drinking. I'll sort them.

This is Sprite. This is definitely like, like, Sprite or like seven up or something. like seven-up or something. This smells like apple juice. I don't. I mean, I feel like vinegar. I know. I feel like you know.

Easter eggs. This is like water. Okay. The instructions don't say don't drink anything else, right? It's true. We could just drink all of these things. Yeah. I mean, should we just like drink them all?

and then, I mean, because it doesn't say, we can't just drink them. Okay. So a certain type of personality would just say, F it, and just go. Travis, come on. Who would be that? I mean, I'm sure we're being timed.

I've done shots of vinegar before. This isn't new to me. Yeah, all right. We don't know we're going to hit one soon, don't you? That was like flat spray. All right. Well, if I didn't have to pee before. Oh, Jesus.

Oh, God. That's not vinegar. Shit, hurry up. I'm sorry, okay. Every, maybe that's the trick. All the taste are blending together. There wasn't, I mean, I'm sure that there's a pattern, but like I wasn't paying close enough attention

and now we're fine, I'm ahead of you, come on. I'm not if you have, after you've had one of every flavor, might mess up the olfactory system there. Oh, oh, it's denombering it, Tom. Oh, it's gonna take me a minute here. Or I'm just nose blind. That apple juice is good. I want some more that.

Come on. Go. I'm going, babe. Here we go. Oh my God. I found the vinegar. God. bright one. That's bright.

All these are spright. Oh, I found one. Oh, shit, that is fun. That's vinegar. We found the vinegar. Holy shit. You need something else. Well, that's vinegar. You found it.

Okay. Oh, that definitely tastes different. than the rest of them. You'll know when you get to the vinegar. I'm sure. Damn it, there better not just be one vinegar. Hold on, hold on, wait. Look at you neatly piling mom.

Found it! I found it! Found it, Tom. Congrats. I sure hold his last one, is it? Okay, so... So we were wondering... Okay.

I don't think these are, but we were questioning. Should we just drink them? Yeah, yeah. Okay. No, that was apple juice. That's apple juice. Yeah. So there's one.

How funny is apple juice? Would you like to split it? All right, no, I'll just drink it. And then we yell. Sorry. She's drunk all the vinegar. I've drunk all the vinegar. We're still yelling.

Hmm? Oh, I'm drunk all the vinegar! I said the wrong thing. That's one. All right. Here we go. I drunk all the vinegar. Yeah, you, Bill and Tom, it was literally the second to last one you picked up.

You had worked all the way around it and finally made your way to it. Yeah, just the one vinegar in there. You guys all found it. Let's see what, oh, this is bonus. This is something I have not even seen yet that KT data put in here, right? All right, let's get to it right here. Damn it, there better not just be one vinegar. Hold on, hold on.

Like, is there like a hidden thing that says, like, how to figure out which one's in the fucking vinegar or something? Okay, there's a trick to this. I've drunk all the vinegar. Did I get it? Is that it? Did I win? Did she get it? the trick. There's actually no vinegar here.

I was just thinking if I shout it, then I'm done. Well, you're not wrong to think that way because that's how this thing goes. Sometimes it's like obvious or there's a shortcut or there's like a, if you read the words exactly again, it might like show something. All right. By the way, looking at Kevin does nothing. So it just makes me. Am I doing this?

It makes me feel blank. So one of the things that was sitting right across from you guys was a photo of the plaza that we've kind of all seen. We've actually got it back there on the, okay, well somebody close, there you go, that's got its back to it right now. If you are staying here at the plaza, you've got one of these in your room, but not one like this that actually has an 11 for the number of the, 11th shot in the glass. Oh. Oh, what? Oh.

Oh, it's pretty good. It's pretty good. And then also, all right, the clue actually had where it said drink all the vinegar. Everything was in all caps, except for the two letters L, L, which were number ones. And I don't have the picture KT. Data was wearing his jersey that says number 11 on it. Oh, I did. There was a bottle of pH test strips on the back that you could have just gone blu-blop-blop-blop-blip-l-l-l-l-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-you

even you even picked it up to look around. Did I? Yeah. Was that it? I think that was it. Okay. All right, so I have to get the order on this right next time. Let's see how this one scored.

Oh, we had to drink it. Got to get the faces going here. All right. So we had to scorn. Scott and Monica, eight minutes, 27 seconds. What, what happened? There we go. Wendy and Nicole, four minutes and 47 seconds.

Amy and Kim, three minutes, 51 seconds. Travis and Bobby, three minutes, nine seconds. And Bill and Tom, three minutes and one second. And here's how the points shake out. Is it putting them up? There we go. I have to keep hitting the button now. There we go.

Bill and Tom with eight points. Travis and Bobby was six. Amy and Kim with eight. Wendy and Nicole with six and Scott and Monica with two. But this is an individual game. So really, you guys get to start the third round with these points. We're number two. And if we can have the house lights, or the lights up,

let's get to the final task of the show. When Brian has turned around, put the sour candy in either your mouth or your hand. Everyone, Tina's coming along with the salad candy. You must fool Brian into thinking the sour candy is not where the sour candy is. you do not have your you do not have to answer brian's questions if brian correctly guesses where your sour candy is you are eliminated

last player standing wins five points there you go you guys kids your candy let me say that again we do not have to answer Brian's questions we don't have that kind of time where it is your hand in your mouth

is either your hand or your mouth Correct. This is spiritually wrong. Everyone understands. I'm like. When my back has turned, the sour cream, the other stays in your hand, it goes in your mouth. When I come back around, and we're going to do it on the count of three. I'm coming back around quick.

Yeah. So listen to me. I'm going to go three, two, one, and then Brian's going to turn around. All right, Brian, please turn around. Okay, three, two, one. Yeah, please. Okay, let's start over to your tongue. I think the sour candy is in your hand.

We're good. Okay, come out. I think the sour candy is in your mouth. All right, you're out. I think you're trying to pull me. Sout candies in your mouth. Oh, okay, thanks. Sour candy is in your mouth.

Sour candy is in your hand. All right. Sour candies in your hand. Ah! All right. All right. Bill. Cable candy is in your house.

Yeah. Bobby, sour candy is... Here, Bill. Wow. Wow. Sudden death. We need two more candies. Here.

What? Okay. Brian, are they getting two or just one? Brian, are they getting two or just one? No, no, are they getting two or one? Just one. Okay, three, two, one. You know, sour candy is in your hand.

Sour candy is in your hand as well. And Kim gets the points. Rookie of the year, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim! Rookie of the year. Rookie of the year. It's with eight points. There's no doubt that she won. I'll add up all the other scores, but congratulations.

Kim, you are our new Taskville winner. It's in my mouth. Yeah, yeah, it's in your mouth. So we'll have these over on the side table. Help yourself. I also have shot cups and the rest of the apple cider vinegar. Come take a shot. Don't, we can't bring them a Lord in, but that's it.

All right, same thing's like Mary is coming up. Make sure you stick around for that. I know you're all sticking around for that because they're the best. And, yeah. Oh, yeah, we have to award the belt. Oh, gosh, I almost knocked over my genitonic. Good thing it's empty. All right, same-sex Mary is coming up, but in the meantime, come say hi.

We're going to be filling around and all that stuff. We're going to get these tables out of here. Big thanks to Hammond for another year of Taskville. Will there be a Taskville at Nurtacular 2026? I'd like to warn him. I think so. I think so. All right.

It is Oro. Okay, that's what I said earlier, and I didn't seem to like it. All right, same-sex marriage, and then Oro is coming up after them. It's going to be a great show. Stick around. I can't see a thing because of that blue light right there. Right, baby! And thank you, KT. Data and Rose Kitty for the editing and putting together all my video.

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