The Morning Stream - TMSPM for 3-19-2021: Vaccinated, Lubricated, and Inebriated
Episode Date: March 19, 2021All The Beans Are At The End Of The Shaft. First Shot Or Second Shot? Pfizer! Your first TMS PM is Free. How Do I Know It's Not Cat Pee? Stop Right Now, We Owe You Money! Give Us A Mouthful Of Your Or...ange Chicken. Wait, is the shot supposed to come with a shoulder rub? Kim left out in the car with the windows cracked. Use the Password Luke, it's Luke1234. Funky Cold Moderna. The Chat Doesn't Care about your HOA. May cause coughing. You can't shake a burrito! Grandpa Badpassword. Smelly druggist friend, Dan and more on this episode of TMSPM. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Coming up on TMS, all the beans are at the end of the shaft.
First shot or second shot?
Pfizer!
Your first TMS PM is free.
How do I know it's not cat pee?
Stop right now.
We owe you money.
Give us a mouth full of your orange chicken.
Wait, is the shot supposed to come with a shoulder rub?
Kim, left out in the car with the windows cracked.
Use the password, Luke.
It's Luke, one, two, three, four.
Funky cold moderna.
The chat doesn't care about your HOA.
May cause coughing.
You can't shake a burrito.
Grandpa bad password.
Smelly druggest friend Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream PM.
Hello, welcome to TMSPM.
You might be asking yourselves, wait a minute, I'm not a patron.
Why am I hearing this?
And patrons might be thinking, stop it right now or you owe us money.
Yeah, horrible errors happened.
We've screwed up.
No, we haven't screwed up.
We did this on purpose because I think once in a while it's fair to give the general public kind of a taste of what the patrons get on the weekly that you don't get if you're not a patron.
And you don't even have to be like some expensive level patron to get it.
you could be a dollar a month and get this extra bonus episode during the week.
So why wouldn't you do that?
So we're giving you a freebie today.
Here's a taste.
Here's a nice little man out in front of the Golden Walk at the mall with a plate full of
a brown orange chicken.
And he's saying, here, have a sample.
All right?
Sample.
Sample?
Sample.
And then we say, yes, please.
I would love a mouthful of your great orange chicken.
That's what this is.
It's us shoving orange chicken in your hole.
So enjoy it.
Excellent.
Enjoy this orange chicken.
I'm Scott.
But know that the next orange chicken you get, you're going to have to pay for.
Yeah, you're going to have to pay for that next bit of orange chicken, at least until we do another freebie.
But it might be a long time.
You'd be wandering around that mall for a long time.
You'll be in a Walden's books going, oh, my gosh, I'm so sick of this place.
But if you buy now, then you can get it every week.
Okay.
It's Brian Abbott over there.
I'm Scott Johnson.
We're doing the show.
It's TMSPM.
It's just like the other show, but in the night.
And it's a little shorter, but it also includes some stuff we don't normally do during the week.
And I'm going to tell you right now, actually, perfect time.
for this, because today also happened to be the day I got my first of the two shots,
the Pfizer shots I got today.
Yes.
Oh, you went Pfizer.
I went Pfizer.
I like the Germans.
Very efficient people.
Pfizer?
Troubling history occasionally, a couple times.
But, you know, generally speaking, good engineers, great people these days, love the Germans.
All right.
So anyway, I got that done.
And I thought it was going to be pretty uneventful.
if it was. I got there on time. It said on this big sign out front, we're out in the front of
this like Expo Center, almost like a convention center in Sandy. And it says,
which is the town I grew up in, which is kind of funny. I went to high school around there.
Anyway, they say, don't commit, the sign says flashing. It says, come in on your time. Don't,
don't show up early or late. Just be here right at the time you've scheduled. And I thought,
well, is there a line? Like, what's this going to be like? So I went in about a minute early just
to kind of get an idea of what was going on.
It was really efficient.
They had people going down two aisles.
It was like...
They told you not to come in early and you still went in about a minute early.
Still went in a minute early because I was just unconvinced the government could pull this off.
It was just unconvinced.
And I thought, well, the worst case is what?
I wait for 30 seconds somewhere.
Right, right, right, right.
Yeah.
So that's why.
So I get in there.
The first thing they do I notice is it's very almost like, I was like watching a sci-fi movie.
There's a voiceover repeating itself that's saying, ladies and gentlemen,
Thank you for something, blah, blah, blah, please keep minimum safe distance.
The white zone is for unloading only.
It was like that.
It was pre-recorded.
It was very pleasant.
Sure.
I need to do something.
The airports were all closed.
But it was like masks are required.
Also, social distance the best you can.
If you're experiencing any symptoms, you know, this whole thing.
Yeah.
And then they got guys in green vests that are like pointing us around.
I get up to the thing and she goes, first shot, second shot.
And I went, uh, I got flustered for a second.
first I guess oh this one or no I said she goes first shot or second side I go Pfizer
I legit said Pfizer and she said no I mean is this your first or second I'm like oh shit yeah
it's first so she sent me that direction which is to the right all the other people getting
their their seconds are on the left and I noticed that a lot of really old people are on the left
which makes sense because three weeks ago it was the old people getting their first right now the
people right around my range are on this side. And so I go down there. And it was a little like
the swag line of BlizzCon is reminding me of that. Lots of turns and not a big line.
Oh, really? Okay. Not packed with people, but just lots of sort of arrows point in a million miles
and lots of circles and whatever. You're completing the maze. It's like you're making your way
towards John Lithgow and Shrek. Yes, basically. Yeah. And I was wearing, I wore shorts today and I had my
Blizcon, my World of Warcraft
Horde jacket on even.
Okay.
So I was really looking the part.
And I go in there.
It's a good thing when she said
which shot, first or second.
You didn't go Horde side.
We got Horde over here.
Sir, you're wearing a blue hat.
I'm sorry, you're over here.
Lyons over there.
Yeah, that wouldn't have been too big of a shock
had it happen because I was really feeling that.
I see these concession spaces.
Nothing's open, of course, but it just feels like I'm in a
convention center getting tickets.
Anyway, I go in there.
And I go down and do all the stuff.
to do. The first stop is you sit and talk to a lady, confirm
your appointment, you check your ID.
She probably asks you all the
breathing problems, headache,
any sniffles? She didn't do any of that. That was weird. I thought that
would be phase one, but instead... God, that should be.
It should be, right? I would think it would be. But instead, it was
next table, which was the actual dude who's going to give me the shot or lady
in whoever else's case. I had a dude.
So I sit down and he starts doing the list of
are you allergic to any blah blah blah have you ever had COVID before have you had any
antibody treatments or this and that and the other all these things I'm saying no to all of them
I'm not in any of the risk groups as far as like reactions or allergies or any of this
and so he goes all right you want your left arm your right arm and he said it in a way that
was kind of like okay a little seductive sounding if you're doing the impersonation correctly
yeah and I said well I think my right because you go Pfizer
I said, I think my right, because my left is where I sleep.
He says, that's smart.
That's what we tell people.
I said, okay, cool.
Let's do that.
And then I get up to move around because I'm facing left.
My left arm is facing him.
So I'm thinking, well, I need to reposition.
And I start to do it.
And he goes, oh, no, no, no.
And he touched me on the leg.
He goes, oh, no, no, no.
And your leg is exposed skin, by the way.
It is going to wearing shorts.
He goes, no, no, no, I'll come to you, he says.
He did.
So I said, all right, that sounds great.
So I sat there and he came around and he goes, oh, I need to verify your phone number.
And I gave him the TMS hotline by accident.
He goes, your phone number.
Because I'm just feeling excited and nervous.
You know, I'm stoked.
Of course, yeah.
I go, 801, 4710462.
Oh, shit.
Hold on a second I said.
That's for a, that's for a radio show I host.
That's not it.
And then I gave him a real number and then everything is fine.
All right.
That's my conservative, the COVID is a hoax.
radio show that I do. Yeah, every
morning we try to debunk this, but please go ahead and give it
to me. That's for my
Pupant of the Leftists,
conservative radio show.
Oh, now you're giving me an idea that I didn't do, but I
should have. I'll wait until the second shot
to put my arms in the air and scream,
I'm a pupate of the leftist as I run out of there.
Only if you can get that on video.
Yeah. So here, oh, that's the other thing. They won't
let you film in there. No photos.
Oh, really? Because Salt Lake County has a
specific law in the books. It's a local county
state law thing.
that is a HIPAA-related law that says you can't take photos.
You'll get somebody else in the background of your shot.
Right.
So they don't do that.
And they had signs everywhere.
And I was not planning on it anyway because you can only go in one at a time.
Kim was out in the car waiting for her appointment.
So anyway, that's the other thing to know is they don't take, you don't get to go in as a couple.
If you have a little kid with you, that's different, like your mom or whatever.
Of course, because you can't leave them behind.
Yeah, every child, no child left behind, Brian.
It's right there.
It's right there in the phrasing.
It's right there in the phrasing.
So anyway, I get the shot, totally easy.
Easiest shot ever.
I hardly felt it.
Maybe a pinch and not even that.
It was like, if somebody flicked me in the arm, it's nothing.
I'm like, that's it, huh?
He goes, yep, now all you got to do is you got to go in that other room.
You got to sit there for 15 minutes.
And we do that because we want to make sure you're not going to have any reactions,
even if you don't think you're going to.
And in there, you're going to fill out some paperwork, do a thing with your phone,
and you'll be all set.
I said, all right, awesome.
Thanks so much.
He says, we'll see you later.
So I go in there.
really hard.
Okay.
I go in there and I sit down.
I got a paper and I got a QR code.
I got my phone.
It's to set up your second appointment.
So I scan the card, opens in my browser, on my phone, putting in my info and realized,
oh, crap, Kim made me the temporary account.
I don't know what password she gave me.
And I'm, I just need to reset it.
So I'm just going to reset the password.
So I hit reset password.
Sends the thing to my email.
Problem is, you know how in your email app, I use Gmail's email app.
And if you use a third-party app, what will happen is it'll, when it says you're about
to launch out to verify your email address, it'll say what browser you want to launch.
And you can choose or you can default it in your settings.
Mine's, I think, just Safari, maybe Chrome, but it doesn't matter.
It opens in the browser that's built into Gmail.
Oh, into Gmail.
Right.
And it sent me on this loop of it's just kept saying, you want to reset, reset, reset.
So I just like three times.
And I'm savvy enough to kind of like start to troubleshoot this and understand what's
happening. I'm like, well, it's kind of a bad site. So let's see. They're not counting on my
weird setup. So what I need to do is as soon as that launches, just hit that little
safari button on the corner and boop we're out and do a separate window, separate instance.
Before the third redirect. Yeah. So I did that and I'm starting to put the password in,
this really old guy who's volunteering, I think. He's in the room of the 15-minuteer people.
We're all just trying to, you know, post-shot people. And he's hovering around me with his
his green jacket on and his mask doesn't fit very well and he's like a thousand. And he walks over to me and he goes,
You got to put in a new password, do you?
I said, yeah, it's fine.
No, I'm doing this all the time.
He goes, here's what I would do if I were you.
And I went, oh, boy, what's this going to do?
He goes, I would make it.
One, two, three, four.
So this is the Intermountain Health Care is helping run this.
So that gives you a little why he's going to say what he says.
He goes, here's what I'd do.
I would go, Intermountain.
One, two, three, four.
and he was serious he was serious he wants he wants his second shot and he's not going to get it until
he hacks into somebody's account pretends he's them yeah so what did i do i just went and as he was
saying i go oh that's that's it i wasn't being rude or anything i just went oh that's interesting
okay and i say i'd look like i'm about to do it and in there instead i'd type some long
complicated thing there's nothing to do there is he going to sit there and watch you to make sure
you use the password that he kind of hung there he's like he got his arms folding looking down at me
and I'm just like kind of hiding my phone
and I'll bet part of him was like,
he's not putting in the one I suggested.
It's I N-T-E.
No, nope, you're doing it wrong.
I-N-T-E-R.
I should have asked him.
Do you have a local bank account around here
that you subscribe?
I'm trying to find a new bank.
I'd like a recommendation.
Oh, Zion's National Bank.
Interesting.
Zions 1, 2, 3, 4.
Freaking grandpa, bad password over here.
Anyway, I laughed.
I was laughing under my breath.
As soon as you walked away,
I'm giggling over there.
probably look like an idiot, but I thought
that was so freaking funny. That's
hilarious. And then I got out of there, and
it was fine. The lady said, have you been here 15
minutes? I think so. It was like 12.
And then I walked out, and it was
a really breezy, easy thing to do.
So, I'm very excited for you
to get yours, and yours will be
just as breezy. Oh, do we have an update?
As a matter of fact, Scott, and I wanted to save this
until the show.
An update!
You're not the only one
with a shot today.
What?
Uh, this is, uh, Jameson, and, uh, I'll be enjoying this.
And the good news is, I don't have to wait for a second dose.
Here we go.
Well, there'll be a second dose.
You just won't have to wait for it.
Yeah, I just don't have to wait for it.
Yeah.
There you go.
See, that wasn't so bad.
Didn't hurt, did it?
You got it down.
Yeah, that kind of burns.
We'll have to do this on Twitch.
I don't remember.
This is my TMS, uh, shot glass here, by the way.
Oh, yeah, from our Vegas, first Vegas thing.
That's right.
I still have a couple of those.
So, all right, good.
I am, I am as vaccinated as I can be.
Vaccinated, lubricated, and bordering on inebriated.
I will say this and this is not with one shot.
Right, no, no, no, you'll need more than that.
But I'll tell you what, this is kind of.
Let's see how many it takes.
I walked in there and looked at my phone and I had one and a half bars of service,
5G service.
I got the shot and I walked out and I had full solid 5.
bar's. Well, yeah, because the RFID chip that they just put in your arm acts as an antenna,
a little mini antenna. That's right. Prove it you can't. See, it's one of those moments. And I also
forced push. I made a joke on Twitter, but I forced push a security guard into a bush. So I feel like
I've already got some of the benefits of the thing going through me. Did he try to tell you that
everything that you just said is wrong? No, but he wanted me to use the password.
Use the password.
Use the password.
Luke, try it.
Luke, one, two, three, four.
That'll look for you.
Anyway, it was fun.
Kim got hers.
Very good.
No weird immediate things.
I suspect this will ache a little later or tomorrow.
Probably, yeah.
They're saying the first shots are inconsequential,
but innocuous as far as any pain or discomfort or even any symptoms.
And because you had Pfizer,
I think the Pfizer second shots have been going better
than the Moderna second shots for people
as far as like any weird
Oh, see, it says to fish in Germans again.
That's right.
You will not feel any sort of side effects.
If you do it all,
Farfagnogan!
Dan will tell us, so Dan's had COVID and a shot now,
and I guess when you've done that,
Your first shot is bad.
It's a little like the second shot.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Because the antibody is already in your system.
And, well, let's talk to this guy.
My buddy Josh up the road, he did this and he had COVID and got the shot and it wrecked him.
The first shot did.
So it's probably not going to be true for everybody.
But we'll find out shortly when we call him.
I've been playing the refresh game all damn day long, by the way.
Like, you know, yesterday I got up early this.
morning refresh f5 a 5 5 5 5 nothing and um king supers finally updated their system this afternoon
to reflect that 50 year olds can now get the shop but there's zero appointments available for
100 miles king supers that must be it's a croger it's our croaker basically okay does croaker own them
because they own everything now feels like feels like croaker owns yeah croaker owns them city market all
that stuff um west walmart still is saying are
God be 60. Greetings, welcome, which I'll can I send you to?
I know, you've got to be 60 to come in here.
I'd be 60 to come in here.
I wouldn't go up there for you.
That's exactly where I was going with that.
It'll be any minute now then for you.
I'll bet you, here's my guess.
Next week, by Wednesday, you'll have your first is my guess.
The thing you'll probably have an appointment by then, yeah.
I mean, I'm diligently refreshing the local.
Jefferson County page because that's
there's a fire station
just around the corner that I almost
feel like I could show up
near the end of the day and probably just
get a you know a leftover shot
you might
I was I going to say about that
like when the health department is doing it
and they're not well
and you're not relying on a store what it reminds me of
you know like when a really big game release
had come out and you'll find out that
Walmart got a hundred of them
Best Buy got 30 of them
blah, blah, blah, like all these things.
And then you find out GameStop that does nothing but sell games,
got two of them.
You know what I mean?
So when you go to like a CVS or a freaking Walgreens or whatever to do this,
it feels like they've got like hardly any delivered.
And then you've got to just play your luck and you're going to get screwed probably.
Yeah.
Anyway, one way or the other, Brian's got a shock coming.
Number two from me.
It's happened.
It'll happen soon.
You know, as long as everybody around me gets vaccinated, I feel like I'm pretty good.
Yeah.
I think you're set.
Meanwhile, by the way, while all this is going on, there are people painting my house.
It's a long story, and I haven't just talked about before, but basically we're up for a repaint after 12 years or whatever, and the HOA is starting to complain that there's paint falling off and stuff.
I hate the HOA.
Anyway, and now the chat room will talk for 10 minutes about how HOA suck, and that's fine.
Let them. Let them go.
It's fine. You guys are here for whatever reason you want to be.
But anyway, they're here doing that while we're gone, and Brian, it's the weirdest thing, because it's the weirdest thing.
it's almost 70 here today, beautiful day.
But all the windows and all possible openings to the house,
including doorknobs and everything,
are taped off and covered with like a tinted covering
so that everything's masked off for painting.
But it feels like Jesse and Walter are making meth in my basement
is what it feels like.
You know what I mean?
I know exactly what you mean, yeah.
Oh, geez.
Right over there, that should be bright light coming out of that window over there.
You can't see it.
And it's locked off like you've got a garbage bay.
taped over. Yeah, it's like a myth
house. We're freaking hate it. Yeah.
Anyway, hurry up and paint, guys, is all I'm saying. All right.
I think we're ready to add Dan to the call. Should we do that?
Okay. Well, let's do that. Yeah.
You know, patrons are like, wait, Dan's on PM? Yeah, he is.
We get Dan if we do this?
Yeah. Look, we just shoved about 12 people over the top right then.
With that statement alone,
they heard Dan's coming and they're like, I'm in, man, I'm in.
Be careful. May cause drowsiness.
Hey, speaking of drowsiness, it's Dan, Dan, the tabletop, man.
And joining us from North Carolina, Dan, it feels like forever since, well, Brian saw you at dinner, but it's been forever since we've seen.
Greetings programs. Yeah, I mean, it was forever since I saw him at dinner. I mean, since then, he's had like an avalanche and like three feet of snow. It's crazy.
Oh, yeah. You dodged that bullet then, I guess. You were, what, two weeks ago, I guess, or what is it? Yeah, it was like 115 when I was out there.
It was gorgeous. You came out at a great time, and I think it would have been fun.
it probably would have affected you being able to fly back.
But I think you would have loved seeing the two and a half feet of snow,
three feet of snow that we had out here.
Oh, yeah.
I absolutely like, I love snow.
I mean, I don't get to see it like you guys do or even back home.
We used to get it so much in New York.
I'm sure I would be real tired of it.
But since I grew up with it and just loved it,
but we don't get it very often.
So I kind of love it when it does.
And it's usually gone in like three days anyway.
So I probably would have enjoyed it out there.
And, you know, the who knows me to ski hills might have been worse.
because they were pretty good since, you know, 70-degree skiing.
They weren't too bad.
The traffic was pretty bad getting back from it,
but I can only imagine what I'd have been like getting all that snow.
Sure.
Yeah, it's pretty nuts.
But we've had the most beautiful weather here,
and we avoided it altogether, and I don't know why.
I don't know how that happened,
but the mountains acted as a big old turd,
and nothing got west of it.
Protected you from it, basically, is what it did.
Yeah.
It's crazy how that happens.
I mean, my wife always laughs that.
She says that Apex has some sort of weird obelisk above it
that just splits things because every time there's
these huge storms that come by, they just seem
to split right around us. We had
some like crazy windstorms and tornadoes
everywhere and we didn't get like a drop
of rain yesterday. I mean, this morning we got some rain
but it wasn't all that crazy storms that we were
supposed to get with, and I think there were a few
tornadoes in the state, but nothing really hit
us here. It's weird. Yeah, it is weird.
But nonetheless
and notwithstanding, you're here. Now, my understanding
is before we get to any kind of board game recommendations,
which we will do today. Oh my God, I got
so many things to talk to you guys about between boards and
everything else. I'm trying to get it out of my, but, and also wanted to see how your cough is
doing and whatever else you got for me. Oh, yeah, let me tell you about that. So the doctor,
we'll do this real quick. Here's our pharmaceutical moment, okay? What do we call that a
tangent? Hold on. Here it is. Here's a tangent for you. Okay. So what happened is,
the doctor said, hey, you are, you're a little elevated on your pressure, and we think there's a
combination of things adding to that. Like, they're trying to get a bunch of stuff back in line,
like B and D levels. You got to get that D level. Uh, vitamin D that is.
Add D, which were really low.
They're getting those back up, and that's working out great.
My A1C came back much lower, which is good.
Excellent.
Especially considering how I meant to exercise a ton and I barely did.
So the fact that that came back that well, I was pretty happy as I'll diet.
So it's under six now?
Yes.
So I'm now no longer, quote unquote, diabetic, which is good.
So still, you know, living that no shug lifestyle and stuff to keep it where it needs
to be, but, um, it's all that.
But then she says, well, look, I want to put you on just this
ACE inhibitor. What's it called?
Yep. Ace inhibitor. Yep. And she says,
Sarah Lysenipro was a ACE inhibitor. Yeah, she goes,
I mean to violate HIPAA there for you. She goes, you're, no, it's fine. I don't care.
I violate my own HIPA here.
Just another Friday.
But he basically says, look, it's not like your pressure's crazy because it isn't.
Um, but giving your family history and just a little elevated compared to what we like.
We're just trying to, she's trying to like just scooch in all the sand and keep it all in the,
in the sandbox.
you know what I'm saying?
Just kind of e-e-e-e-in on the edges.
She says, so we're going to do 30 days of this.
Just so you know, 10% of people get a weird cough that they can't have.
It just stays.
Does your doctor and I realize never, ever tell Scott any percentage of anything ever happening?
Well, when she said that, though, I went, oh, that's great.
That's so low.
There's no way that's going to be a thing.
Oh, I did.
I promise.
I was sure that that meant there's no way I was going to cough because I just thought, well, I'll play these odds.
90%? I got this. I got this.
And sure enough, the very next day, this cough comes out of nowhere and I can't stop it.
So I call her and go, yeah, I'm coughing.
She goes, all right, stop those because that does happen.
So try this one. She switched me over.
No problems. No cough this time.
Even though apparently this one may make you cough to a little bit, but it's not doing it.
It's really very, very unlikely that the other meds, I don't want to give away any more of secrets of yours.
I'm sorry, I already said another name, but the other drug class, which is a very similar drug class and
very related, which is still very easy on your system.
Right.
I mean, the chances of that happening are even kind of, like I was even telling you,
it's like less than what the normal population would get, you know,
a cough for any medication, but, but ACE inhibitor cough is a very, very common thing.
It's harmless.
It's just really annoying.
It's all about Brady-Kinen and substance pee.
They don't really even know what the hell causes it, but since it is an ACE inhibitor,
they think that, you know, some of the enzymes getting caught in the upper lung,
which, again, pretty harmless, just more of an annoying thing than anything else.
Yeah, when I told her, you know, that it was happening, she was like, well, it was really nice because it meant she listens to me and knows who I am because she basically said, I don't mean that in a cocky way.
But I've explained to her what my job is.
My job is a lot of talking.
Like, I'm on the air all the time.
And she says, well, we can't hand you coughing and trying to do internet radio.
And I went, someone understands.
You get me.
Yeah, you get me.
Wow.
You get me.
And then she said, I said, I love you.
And she says, I know.
and then she became cryogenically freeze frozen anyway so there's that and it's fine and it's
no problem i i don't know if i told you i bought my uh my wife and i they were at hallmark i bought the
those mugs that say i love you and i know oh that's adorable they're coffee mugs they're really
cool did she keep baseball caps oh no i love that that's so adorable that would be a good
uh if you're going to do tattoos and you're going to do couples tattoos that'd be a good one right
that would be a good one make them so that when you put your arms together it like
makes a rebel symbol.
Yeah, that's a great idea.
I'm going to do that.
No, I'm not.
By the way, thank your wife for coming out to dinner, too.
She's the most lovely human being.
Yeah, I really had, once I told her you were coming, it was like pulling teeth to get her.
I had to actually drug her to get her in the car to bring her down to dinner once in.
Is that that smelly druggist friend of yours?
Seriously, you know, and you're, you're, obviously, I know you better than I know,
random listeners who might be coming through Colorado and stuff.
But any time somebody's coming through Colorado and they want to meet up for a drink,
it's like, Tina, come with me, please, because I lead that extra,
I need her by my side, I need that extra buffer.
But also it's like she, she's so conversational that there's never any like,
yeah, so what else do you like about the show?
Uh-huh.
Joey says something to say.
She's really good at that sort of thing.
It can really keep everything going.
So if you ever come through Colorado and you wonder why Tina's coming with us to lunch or coffee or whatever, it's because she's a crutch for me, basically.
Also, that makes me feel better because I do that with Kim with everything.
Yeah.
She's totally a crutch for me.
Like a weird, like good luck symbol.
Like, I don't want to go.
I want to see whoever you are.
I want to see you and hang out with you.
but I kind of don't want to do it unless Kim and I are both there.
I don't know why.
Yeah.
No, that's completely, completely normal.
But obviously, that didn't apply to coming out to see you, to see you, Dan.
Obviously, that, that was excellent, too.
It was really cool up there.
Yeah.
And that view when the, because you had the sunset view.
So you got to see the sun going down over the mountains and stuff.
We went to a place called the viewhouse, which is, it is literally that.
I mean, it's a house with a great view.
The bottom level, not so much, but the upper level has this great view straight across the city over to the front range mountains.
And so when sunset happens, you get that beautiful view.
Now, if you look immediately in front of the restaurant, you have the 8-lane highway I-25.
And it's not very, very fun to see, but certainly the further view is way, way better.
That's awesome.
I love it.
Yeah.
Great seeing you, man.
Yeah, it was a lot of hard.
I can't wait to see you as well.
That would be fun.
So, Scott, as I often like to tell everybody that I meet, you know everybody in Salt Lake City and I've got somebody that I want you to, I want you to check out a Kickstarter.
Okay, I mean.
So normally I, you know, we're not really, I've got two kickstarts today and it has, you know, not that I have anything to do with any of these Kickstarter.
One, there's definitely not up your alley.
But this one is also very much up your alley.
So Ryan Lockett lives out there in Salt Lake.
He's an artist and a game designer.
And there's a, there's a director making kind of a documentary.
He actually made a documentary last year called the game designers.
And now he's making one called crafting Arzium.
This is about Ryan Lockett and his wife, Mallory.
He's a game designer and a, like I said, and a really, really good artist, all the art is done by him.
He does all the art for all of his games.
And his wife helps him design everything.
I'll get you a link here in the.
Yeah, I'm trying to find that Ryan, I keep playing that Ryan Lockty guy.
You remember that Locti guy?
was always in trouble
on the Olympics?
That's all that comes up
when I searched this dude.
Oh, here it is.
L-A-U-K-A-T.
Got it.
Yeah, Lockett.
Okay.
Laukett.
Laukett?
But he's just a really,
really nice guy
and it plets out some really good games.
It puts out some, you know,
a good combination of heavier and lighter games.
He did a game called Empires of the Void,
the second edition.
The first one was one of his first games
and it was okay,
but the second edition is an excellent 4-X game.
He's got a game that's been in Target and such
called Megaland,
which is another,
a fantastic game, but the
games that have been coming out recently
near and far, and the one that they kind of
cover on this is now or never.
And another game that they've got sleeping gods,
they cover a lot of that stuff
in this little documentary, but it's basically just
covering, you know, follows him and his wife
and the creative process and living in Salt Lake.
So you probably really love this documentary
because you probably notice all sorts of
the landscape and everything else.
So this is on Kickstarter under
what's your people search for? I'm going to find it right now.
So just crafting Arseum,
and it's spelled A-R-Z-I-U-M.
I think it's in the tabletop games.
Actually, I think the director might actually be even be local to Raleigh,
but it's by Zoom Out Media.
I've seen some of his other movies in the past.
He has given me some codes to watch the game designers and such,
and he does a really good job with the documentaries.
The game designers, I think, not sure if it's out anywhere in distribution,
but you can go to GameDesigners.com.
It's pretty cool.
They follow, like, some real famous designers,
and then fledgling designers,
which is very interesting how the difference,
how people think what their games are going to do
and how the professional guys do,
as far as how they look into creating games, stuff like that.
Look at this.
There's photos of him somewhere down in, like, Zion's National Park.
It's beautiful there.
Yeah, I'm very much into this.
So this documentary is for this, for this,
or sorry, this Kickstarter is for the dog.
The Kickstarter is for, yeah, for the documentary.
All right, cool.
I'm going to, I think I'm going to,
I think I'm going to back this.
This looks great.
I'm totally in this.
And if you ever, I mean, you know, I know you artists, you know, all go to the same coffee shops.
If you ever run into Ryan Lockett, he's such a nice guy.
And you would dig him, Scott, because his art has such a really unique style, but it's really, really nice art.
Yeah, I'm looking at his face.
I think I may have seen him at a Comic-Con or something, like a local con before.
Like maybe he had a booth or something, and now I'm just recognizing his face.
Anyway, go look for this, you guys.
crafting rzium a rzium a rz i um and there's a little bit of his art chat you can see it it's very
cool so ned do you remember a few weeks ago or about a month ago we were talking about that
star do valley when they put that game out oh yeah yeah and um and it was i don't know i read the
rules it looks it looks fine you know a lot of the fans will probably love it uh but they just
released stolaris i know uh you're a big stolaris yeah it's awesome now stloris infinite
Legacy is a Kickstarter
right now, a board game version of Stolaris.
This is absolutely not a Scott
game, but this
looks fantastic. How thick is
that? Oh,
this rulebook has got to be gigantic, because it's
a 4X game, a 2-hour 4X
game, and it's got 2.3
million, but man, it looks, it reminds me a lot
of Eclipse. Yeah. I don't know
if you remember the 4X game, Eclipse
on the tabletop, but this looks absolutely
amazing.
I would love to get it. It's a little price,
because of what it is, you know, $110
or $170 for the deluxe,
but I knew that a lot of the, you know,
video game fans out there.
Oh, Solaris is awesome, man.
As far as like, it was this weird combination
of 4X and real time.
It's been out since, what,
2016, yeah, it's when it came out originally,
but it's on consoles now.
It's on GamePass, if you have GamePass.
But it's, but the PC version is what I played
and a bunch of the DLC.
It is just one of the coolest, like,
exploratory, uh,
feelings in a video game like this feeling of like you guys we've discovered a whole new nebula
and there are some weird shit in there and we got to go find out what's going on and it's all
you know kind of pulled out from the galaxy but you can zoom way in and set up these mining
stations in front of moons and weird places and there's all these different starting races
including humans and you start in our solar system um if you want and just all kinds of ways
to customize your experience it's a fantastic game maybe one of a kind ever in the kind of game
that it is, I just could not
for the life of me understand how
this translates to a board game. I still
can't kind of figure it out.
How does it compare to Nomansky?
Nomansky.
Well, no man, okay, imagine
No Man Sky on the macro.
In other words,
you know, No Man Sky is all about
this first person or third person
sort of down in front of you, you know,
get some ferrite, build a thing.
Your ship's better now, fly it another thing.
Like there's that
on a very personal ground level,
this is like pull way out
and look at it from more of a galactic level.
And there's governments and trading
and there's how to stop a uprising on one of your planets
that mines all your gold.
That's going to be a problem if there's an uprising,
stuff like that.
So you have just all of those other elements to it.
So it has that feeling of discovery though.
And that's my favorite part.
Just sending a science ship off on a thing,
upgrading all of its like long,
range sensor stuff and having them come back with like a weird anomaly and that weird anomaly
ends up giving you a tech ultimately that changes the course of the universe and you and you're like
now the hot the hot race in the universe because you figured out how to master a certain kind of long
distance travel or open a wormhole or whatever just really really cool stuff that game is
cerebral and rad so i hope the board game is you know like that or oh go ahead bud i just hope the board
game gives people that same feeling well the designers what i was going to say is the designers
Hunter and Uvei Eckert, or Icurt, they've done a lot of things and they're big with Academy games.
So it's going to have a really good background as far as the weightier, kind of the wargamer type and the heavier feel to it.
So that should bode well for a lot of the 4X type people out there.
But again, like I said, it really does remind me of eclipse a lot.
And so it might have a good combination of eclipse and Twilight Imperium kind of rolled into kind of with some really good background as far as the
war of Stolaris and stuff like that. But if they can pull off a two hour of 4X, God,
God bless them, because that's a hard thing to do. Can you sense whether there's a lot of
anticipation for that game in the board game circles? Like, are people stoked about it?
Yes. Well, this game definitely does have a lot of hype around it where a lot of people are really
looking forward to because you start throwing around some buzzwords with some good name behind them.
So the hard part with a game like start in a game circle, you know,
Nothing against the designer, but not really a big proven designer, even though also the Stardue Valley got helped out a lot,
but just kind of a very, very easy co-op feel, not really a whole lot of, not very a lot of difficulty and things like,
just more of an experience type game.
But you throw out something like Stalaris, and you've got Guntur and Uffey Eckert behind it, and an academy games.
You say, whoa, that catches a lot of attention for a 4X game, because this is already a company and designers that know what they're doing in this sphere.
So this will automatically have people buying in.
Not to be able to buy in a Starview Valley,
but you really got attention of a lot of the hardcore and kind of the newer.
So this is a real good thing where you've got the video gamers that are going to be gung-ho to do this.
And then already the board gamers are going to be gung-ho.
Because I'm not sure that Star Dew Valley really captured a lot of the board game market.
Well, and that was my whole reason for asking because it just seems like it's a difficult chasm between,
Like, do people take it seriously when a game makes the translation from game to board game rather than the other way around?
And I don't know how picky board gamers are about that sort of thing.
It all depends on, like, so a game that looks like this, you're going to get board gamers that have no idea what Stolaris actually was.
They'll have no idea that it's a video game and they'll just look at it and be all in.
A game like Star Doe Valley, they're not going to really go crazy over it just because of how it looks.
So this is why I think you'll get both sides,
whereas you have a lot of people that want to get started to value because it was a video game.
And Starry should get all of people to get more video game.
But I think you're going to sell a lot more copies in the board game market
just because of who's putting it out and who's making it.
And the type of game it is because there's a hardcore.
There are just people itching for more 4X games out there.
Yeah, that's true.
People like the 4X.
Like to exterminate, exterminate, no, explore, exterminate.
What's the other two X's?
Expand and exploit.
exploit exploit that's it there you go 4x everybody rolled off the tongue uh all right awesome this
yeah they're really and they're really a lot of fun those those type of games i absolutely are absolutely
okay can you speak real quick sorry back to covid for a second you got you had covid 19 and then
you ended up getting a vaccination here recently did the first shot give you the beef or what happened
there so um my wife and i both got it on the same day and i had worse symptoms of of covid when we got
sick. Like, I'm still, I mean, even now, my God, it drives me crazy. I'm still having these weird
kind of aftertaste and stuff and it kind of changes a bit. Like right now, it hasn't actually
been pretty bad in about a week. But when we first got it, my arm didn't get really sore that
day. My arm, uh, the whole arm itself all of a sudden, like the joints started bother me a little
bit later that day. And my, uh, in the injection site didn't hurt like the flu shot. Last few flu shots
I got, man, they were like sledgehammers to the shoulder the last few years I've gotten
And this one, a little sore.
And then, but for the last three days, even today a little, I just didn't, just haven't felt right.
Yeah.
You know, just blah.
Yeah.
You know, sleeping was weird last night.
I've just been a little feverish, but not really running.
You know, when you just feel like crap.
You don't know why.
Just say, I'd take some ibuprofen and, you know, go about my day and usually kind of goes away.
So for about three or four days, I've been having to take a little bit of ibuprofen here and there.
Just to get a little to the soreness.
My wife actually had a lot worse joint soreness.
but she said she's feeling a lot better day
and we got it on Tuesday
so today things are just starting to get away
I'm not looking forward to that next one
well that's what I was going to ask
is it so is it true then
well not true but you can corroborate this idea
that you've previously had COVID
that first shot is kind of a bugger
or potentially both of them well I think
I think the first one has
randomness I don't think it has anything to do
with whether you've had COVID or not
I just think some people just react to it
different ways just because you're not really
getting anything maybe
maybe since I've had COVID
in the set last six months, maybe my immune
system or my system may be on a little bit more
high alert, but I don't think it really has anything
to do with, I think it's more of the idea of
of a quote-to-goat vaccination. I get a got in
vaccination for, you know, ibup pox
and I probably still have a nasty
reaction for a few days. Yeah,
you've got to do that since you were out there. You've got to get
a mean, you've got to go get shots now because you were with
Brian. Yeah. How do I know
my cootie shot? How do I know they didn't put just a
little cat pee in me? How do I know that? Like,
there's no way to prove it. How do I prove it? Well,
Well, you have to trust in this system.
They do that instead of egg white because there's less chance of allergy.
Oh, I hadn't thought of that.
Okay.
Delivered with cat pee.
But in my mind, it's like, you know, we as human beings have to have a certain level of trust.
And this swings wildly depending on who you are and what your ideas are and what story you tell yourself.
I just have to assume that this Band-Aid is covering the site of an injection of the Pfizer vaccine.
I have no way to prove it.
I have no way to know.
I don't know what they put in there.
Yeah, I can't prove it.
you to do for the next week. I want you just to walk around with your hand over your shoulder.
Make sure none of that injection gets out. You don't want to take any chances. Just walk like that.
I'm not going to pee either. I'm not going to pee once. I don't want it to go. All right. Well, that's
fantastic. Dan, anything else going on around your world that we should mention before we let you go?
No, just check out the Geek All-Stars podcast. We just did a show a couple weeks ago.
The next show, we'll be talking all about Wanda Vision and how we feel about Wanda Vision.
good, bad, and ugly, or just mostly good.
And then, of course, we'll do Falcon and Winter Soldier a little bit update on that.
And then, you know, eventually we get back into board games in a couple episodes and
just happy to be here.
Yeah, it's good to have you here.
It feels like it's been a while, but I guess it hasn't been that long.
I guess we didn't have, I don't know what we did last time.
What did we do?
We didn't have Dan.
I don't remember.
Oh, yeah.
Sometimes those weeks, they fall on the, the game nights with the, uh, the, they fall on those game,
the game nights with the, uh, with the backers, but sure.
Your dog's barking.
Sorry, my dog is going nuts.
Yeah, the guy there?
Is that the deal?
Yeah, well, no, it's, we're actually going to play some board games tonight.
So with a buddy of mine who also got vaccinated this week.
The guy I've been pretty much playing, you know, Gloom Haven with forever.
And, oh, check out, if anybody out there has put away Gloomhaven digital for a while.
Oh, my God, you got to go play it again.
They just released another update.
Yeah, I saw that patch.
It's pretty much the last update before.
Oh, God, it's so good.
Is it good?
Like, am I should I hop in and see what's up?
I guess I should.
Well, if you didn't get through the tutorial yet, you need to go through the,
tutorial. And it's really good. There are
some challenges in there, but if you know how to play
the game and you don't really want to go through the tutorial,
you can skip it. But if you
don't really know what you're doing, you may want to go through
the tutorial. Brian, since you know the whole
system, I would say just skip the tutorial
and just get right into it. Yeah.
I did the whole, I did the entire
tutorial and it was, it was
good. It was a good tutorial.
And I played enough of that content
to know that I liked it.
But things were a little bare bones in those days.
I just kind of said, well, I'm just going to wait a while and see how
this. Oh, it's so good. So the next thing will be the full campaign. I don't expect that to be
released for another six months or so, but this has pretty much all the characters that you can
unlock in the regular game, a whole lot of really story going on. You just kind of naturally
unlock stuff as you're playing the game. It's, and you can drop in, it's almost, if you've played a
lot of regular Gloomhaven, this almost makes, makes it better that the campaign isn't ready,
because it's almost a new experience for you, because, you know, the board game, if you want to, if you
want to open up a new character or bring out a new character you got to put the box away you
got to get a new box out you got to get all the cards and everything this you just one click and you
got another person in your party you know the guild master uh feature just it's just amazing
scott if you do it oh it's it's amazing don't don't play with more than two characters scott
okay if you're going to play it because you have up to four four will take forever i play
usually two or three when i've been doing it lately to get in there but it's just really fun to
just mess around with different combinations and they just keep leveling up uh throughout as
you're playing. You want to lock more cards, more items, more story. And then there's also
these little requests for your different characters. I just, sorry, I could be here all night
telling you how great. Yeah, that's great. That's very good to hear because I saw the patch and I
applied it, but I didn't run it. And it's good to hear that it's good. That's going good.
It looks so good. I mean, I don't know, some people are probably, you know, depending on how
four, four death, 4K, whatever, how crazy some of the games are nowadays. Some people may not like
the way it looks to me it just looks it's it's what i want gloomhaven to look like in the way it
it plays graphically it's awesome yeah it's really pretty they polish it up real nice and it looks
better every time they do a patch that part that part i'm not worried about at all i'm not worried
about any of it it's more like i want them to just be done but it sounds like this patch may put it
in a place that's as good as we're going to get until that full campaign's done so that's good
more characters that's what i wanted uh awesome uh dan dan the tabletop man you can find them
Oh, no, the Twitter account has changed.
Tell people what it is now.
Oh, I'm geek jock Dan now.
Yeah.
Oh, change you, change.
Yeah, so I was trying to figure out what in the world to do to change it, but I figured the word blog is so 1900s.
So I figured I would get what the new times likes the kids say.
Yeah, that's what the kids say.
You go with geek jock Dan.
Yeah, get geek jock Dan, everybody on Twitter.
Have a fantastic weekend, and we'll see you next time.
Good boys, too.
See you.
May all your haven be gloomy.
All right.
May all your board game boxes be 30 pounds or more.
Yeah, that's what we're asking for.
Let's see.
Chatroom said,
there's something I wanted to make sure to bring up.
Now I'd let it scroll too far.
Where to go?
Where to go?
Can't find it.
That's great.
Plus, my memory's not working.
You know what it is.
It's that COVID shot I got.
No, that's probably not.
Right.
Yes.
Can't remember now.
Oh, I know what I was going to tell you that has nothing to do with that.
Okay.
On the way home,
like, I haven't eaten. We should eat. And Kim said, yeah, we should eat. And we had this really
healthy idea of where to go, this place with curbside service that we love. Let's call Zau.
I've talked about it before. They make it like really healthy food. Yeah. And so we're thinking
about doing that. And then a Taco Bell caught my eye. And that sounded good for some reason.
Yeah. Yeah. So I just said, you know what? Let's just do that. That's cheap. And it's quick.
And let's just get in there. Let's get that in the drive up and get out of there. So we did that.
the first time I tried your Baja Blass Zero.
Oh, yeah, right.
And you're 100% right.
That is a great sugar-free alternative to Baja Blast.
I think it might be the soft drink that tastes as close to the non-zero version.
I agree.
As anything of any of those.
And that did caught me off guard because normally that thing's like a wet, jolly rancher.
It's such a sugar bomb, right?
Yeah.
But it's very good.
So I don't know what's going on.
Taco Bell lately, but that's kind of my, I crave
them right now, and I don't know why.
I don't know what that's about. Maybe this chip.
What did you get to eat? What did you get to eat?
I got the, uh, let's do some, eat Taco Bell vicariously through Scott.
So I got, six tacos, and then we drove to the, no, no, I didn't do any of that.
That's a long, that's, I don't think I could ever do that again, but I got, um, what did I
get? Oh, a burrito supreme combo, which means you got a little, uh, Taco Supreme
on the side.
Yeah.
And the drink.
And then Kim got CrunchRap Supreme and, uh, I can't remember something else.
I mean, just, you know, one of the seven things they make that's all the same ingredients, but.
Right.
Exactly.
One of the hundred things they make that's all the seven ingredients.
Yeah.
And when I brought the burrito home, here's the problem.
You cut it open or you open it.
You buy it into it.
And you realize all the beans are down at the end of the shaft.
Hello.
And all the meat and like, wow.
You just made that so easy for.
I wasn't trying to
Oh my god
It's like T-ball in here
With Jamie you just whack that ball
But it's all down on this end
And this end up here
It's got all the cheese
And the whatnot and the beef
Why can't they figure out a better way
To like even it out
You know?
Right
Right
Layer it in there or whatever
That's why the CrunchRap Supreme
Was probably the better pick
Because those tend to be spread out
For some reason
And this burrito was all like that
So Carter says
Just shake it dad
You can't shake a burrito
I can't shake a burrito.
It's like a solid mess.
It's not like there's open air that it's going to say, oh, it's going to shift here.
It doesn't work that way.
I feel like I failed as a parent.
I'm like, Carter, you don't really think I can do that.
Because it'll do it a little bit.
I'm like, you can't shake a burrito.
Can't shake a burrito.
You just can't do it.
Anyway.
All right, Scott.
Yeah, go ahead.
During all that.
Yeah.
And me still maintaining conversation with you and Dan and still participating in.
I have my first COVID vaccine booked.
What?
Where?
Where? I mean, not where.
When is it happening?
Calamazoo, Michigan.
I'm getting on a plane.
No, in Aurora, thanks to a listener here in the chat room.
I'm hesitant to say, well, people watching saw that it was Skynope, too dope, or say nope, too dope.
Oh, yeah.
Which is hilarious.
Yeah.
I obviously won't give their real name.
James Smith but um no they so they said hey go on to king super's website try it right now
because they just opened up a bunch of spots so I go on there and I try it and it wasn't
working and they're like try try doing this use this zip code and say it's not too far I said
or I mean don't put in a distance so I put in the zip code no distance it pulled up that place
When I try to go through it, it says, yeah, sorry, we're having problems booking the second appointment, so we can't even give you the first one.
Oh, that's weird.
So via messaging, we got things booked, and they were my proxy in getting set up.
That's certainly not a...
No.
What is that violating anything?
It's fine.
You got a contact.
You have an insider.
Exactly.
Exactly.
We do this all the time.
You know what?
Old people have to do this with a proxy and say, all right, tell you.
him, I'm not having any problems
with my bladder. You know, it's the same
thing. Yeah, what's the difference? No
difference. Exactly. So...
Brian's proxy just pushed him up in line, that's all.
Okay. Yes. So, uh, this
person is getting a, a big old
coverville prize package of like
t-shirts and
Andrew Allen's CDs and all that stuff. That's great. I'm
super stoked. Which one? Pfizer, Moderna. What are we
doing? Uh, it's something called
uh, juicy fruit.
Oh, weird.
Does juicy fruit make a vaccine?
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
Monster Energy vaccine is what it looks like.
Oh, okay.
They can inject that.
That's the one you want, the monster brand.
Yeah.
It gives you wings or whatever.
Yeah, actually, it's a really funny question.
I know it's a two-doser.
You just normally get to choose, but maybe they don't hear.
Medea's vaccine?
Who says Medea in the chat room, Camp Benjin?
I don't think it's a problem.
They did misspell my name, but that's all right.
What they say?
How do they spell it?
One T.
That's common.
That always happens.
That's how they get you.
And I can say, I can say my keyboard was broken or something.
That's, it can be a big deal.
They're not going to say, I'm sorry, we have a whole different name here.
Interesting.
So they don't.
It doesn't say which one it is.
All right.
I don't care.
I'll take whatever it is.
You know what's a two shot, though.
You know that, right?
It is definitely the two shot because I've got, I've got two, I've got my second
appointment already booked for
April 18th. Okay, well, that
might tell me, right? So if I've got one
Sunday and one on
the 18th, those are,
there's certainly no HIPAA violation going on
with me saying all of this stuff. That's
four weeks apart, so that's got to be
the Moderna. Okay, if it's
Moderna, the second one goes in your peen.
That's what I've heard. Yeah, yeah.
I thought the first one did. Dang it. All right,
I want to switch.
The Pfizer van goes
directly into your peen.
all right um very cool very good yeah that's awesome i did not think it was gonna i was really thinking
it might be like april before i get one so i don't like to give people too much sunlight when
they do stuff like this but there's this guy's been for whatever reason how bored must you be
he listens to the show and then troll troll mails us with a fake email and says terrible things
oh really yeah it depends on the day he said awful stuff about my kids before and terrible things
about Kim and you and Tina and I don't usually share this stuff because it's just the guy's an
a hole. I've shared some of it with you, I think. You've seen some of it. But I try not to air
too much of it on the air. But his latest thing is... I did see one that you tweeted about. Is this
the one you tweeted about? Yeah, this is the one I tweeted about. This guy wants me to basically
die from the vaccine and can't stop telling me about how everyone's going to die from it. And
good luck because you're about to die. And when Brian gets his, I'll miss hearing his sing-song voice
or some bullshit like that
and just really just awful stuff
and I guess the reason
I'm bringing him up is
I just want him to hear this
because I assume he's listening
picture me as Tommy Lee Jones
I'm inside of a water looking tube
I don't care
I don't care what you say
go away just be done
you're wasting your time not mine
we're just this is all you're ever going to hear about it
so I guess enjoy this moment momentary boner
you're going to get from it and then move on
go do something else
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All right.
Oh, yeah.
We should do a song.
Do you have a song?
Oh, what were you were going to just leave?
What did they put?
in that shot, Scott. I was going to ask you to drink
one more time before we do a song.
Do you want to do one more? It's Twitch care if we do this.
They don't care, right? If you drink a thing. Do they care?
I don't know. I know a certain
streamer.
Yeah, you're not there
yet, though. Yeah, exactly.
If you can drink another 90
of these between now and two
minutes. I'm not going to
name any names, but
all right. Hey,
this one's, this one is going out.
Oh, and I don't.
Say nope, too dope.
This shot's going out too.
Yeah, Seenop to dope.
Yes.
More Jameson, which I think Claire must really like the Jameson because this is Irish as well.
Gotcha.
Oh, wow.
Look at that.
Smooth.
It is smooth?
It is smooth.
Okay.
Because that's what they always say with the whiskey is.
Yeah.
No, I've been doing these with, this has been a great week for, wow, look at that.
Oh, look what you've done.
It's a little, I didn't do that all.
It's a day.
Come on.
But this is, I've been doing a lot of Irish coffees this week because it's a great, like, sip it.
End of the day.
It's basically coffee, Jameson, and then you top it with whipped cream.
And we've got this great almond, sugar-free almond whipped cream, which goes perfectly with it for some.
That sounds good.
Some reason.
Yeah.
Is there an Irish cream that's sugar-free?
I got to find that because I love that flavor.
Oh, there's got to be.
It's got to be, right?
Yeah, like an Irish cream, like a creamer that you put in coffee or whatever.
I like putting that in tea.
And I, there's.
Oh, my God.
So good.
Especially with like a cinnamon.
Oh.
That sounds really good.
Sounds awesome.
All right.
Well, let's do a song.
Shall we do a song?
Let's do a song.
So now they've got my shot schedule.
I'm buying a plane ticket to Las Vegas.
Got that open on the other page.
Yeah.
And, um, uh, when I get it.
get there, I'm going to say hi to
Shojo who just moved to Vegas
or is in the process of moving to
Vegas. I heard about this. Yeah. Very
cool. Yeah. She missed a raid Wednesday
night because she was in route.
So the next time we go to Vegas
we've got yet another person
that we need to hang out with. And
that list is getting longer and happier
every day. I love that. She's awesome and
we only ever got to start at BlissCon. So this will be
great once things get back. We'll get
to see her so much more often now. Yeah.
Yeah. There'll just be every other week. Oh, wait.
She says, hey, guys, the family and I just finished moving from California to Las Vegas,
and we need a Vegas theme song to celebrate our life change.
We're so excited for this move and looking forward to many adventures and shenanigans with
friends and family for years to come, Viva Las Vegas signed Shojo, and that she requests
any song about Las Vegas.
Nice.
Well, she even says Viva Las Vegas and the thing.
So it almost feels like that's the direction that she wanted me to go.
But I'm not going to go in that direction.
I'm going to go in a little bit of a different,
a little bit of a different direction.
By the way, the shenanigans casino.
Why is there no casino on the strip called shenanigans?
Because it feels like that would be a perfect casino.
Well, what was that restaurant that tells Kitchens,
Nettles Kitchen used to be something?
Serendipity.
Oh, Serendipity.
It's not even close.
Yeah, never mind.
Yeah.
It wasn't even close.
It's called shenanigans.
All right.
So this is, this feels like it's even more fitting for,
show joe being out there because now that she's living out there she is the queen of
Las Vegas. This is a cover of the song called Queen of Las Vegas by the B-52s performed by the
band Carmidoza, Carmidoza, Queen of Las Vegas going out to our new Queen of Las Vegas,
Shojo. That's awesome. Congratulations and good job you guys. Can't wait to see you down there. Thanks
everybody for listening. Thank you for checking us out for the first time those who aren't
patrons and for our patrons. Thank you for being here as always. You guys are the best.
We'll see you guys on Monday.
with you
The mama grabbed my hand
She was about to die
And she said
Child, I'm living in front of much
But I want to give you one thing
Although your father
Was the one had
Jack the heart
With diamonds
And in they start to sleep
Let me tell you
I know
I'm gonna missus her
I'll call me proud, I'll go to bread
I'll go to breath
I'm going to be your blessing
So I can be stronger
Queen, the Queen of Las Vegas.
Don't leave me, the Queen of Las Vegas.
Queen of Blacklegal.
Queen, Queen of Black Vegas.
I'm here again
My mama
She brought my head
She don't get me when a bit sweet smile
And she said
Oh mama
I've got the system
Oh
I'll sacrifice
Give me a blessing so I can be stronger
Help me to robin me
The queen
Queen of my bed of
Queen
The Queen of Las Vegas
Queen of Las Vegas
Queen in the Queen of Las Vegas
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