The Overshare with Gemma Atkinson - I Answered the Door With Sick in My Hair… and Gorka's on the Cover of Men’s Health | Lost in Translation

Episode Date: December 3, 2025

Gemma nearly dies of norovirus in a windowless hotel PLUS answers the door with both sick in her hair AND her tits out... all whilst Gorka casually becomes a Men’s Health cover star! We're tackling the great debate of leaving the toilet seat up, how to hover like a ninja, and reminiscing the cat that once attacked Gemma mid-wee. Oh! And a listener who literally fell into the loo on holiday... send us your dilemmas at [e-mail]'t forget to follow us too @lost.in.podcast

ARAO original podcast Hello, I am Gemma Atkinson. And I'm Gorka Marky. And this is our podcast, Lost in Translation. I've lost count of what episode number this is. We are number seven. Seven Eps already. Crikey, that's gone quick.

This is our Judgment Free Zone podcast. So each week we have a little dilemma that we solve for you guys. We have a debate between ourselves, and we just have a general chit-chat. Yeah, and talk about what happens during the week. Because this week, to be honest, we haven't seen each other much. We've not seen each other a lot at all. Generally, yeah. It's been, we've been like passing ships again, surprise, surprise.

Yeah. But without further ado, this is Lost in Translation. Vamos! Coming up. Proxima-do you know when you're going to urinals, are you ever tempted to have a cheeky lot? No, no. I'm on my ear, I thought I was trying to unblock a poo from the loo.

Stop moaning, yeah? You just walk up. You just be moaning for like the next 10 minutes about everything in this room. So I answered it with sick in my hair, no top on because I was profusely sweating. So my tits were out. A thong and I opened the door and went, huh. So this week, we've been in that there, London, haven't we? So we record our podcast.

in Manchester, the best city in the UK. This week we've been in the second best city in the UK, which is London. Well, I've been for a day. You've been for three days. Three days. We appeared on this morning sofa with Ben and Kat Dealey, who were both so nice, by the way. And it's the first time that we ever done something like that. Yeah, because you've done it loads with the Strictly lot.

I've done it loads on my own. But it was the first time we did it together. They gave us our own little dressing room. There was a dog backstage, wasn't there? What was it called? It was called... It had a funny name. It was like, Mango.

Mango, yes. It was called Mango. Yeah. A little Spaniel and he was there with the vet. We almost were late because of Mango. He was having a good little play with me. You can't not play with a dog when it comes... When you're in a room full of people and a dog chooses you to come to...

Sometimes I would love to be a dog. You've got to go with that. Yeah. I hope I come back as a dog or a dolphin. I mean just because then you might you play with me. Then I'll give you a bit more attention. Yeah. But we were on this morning talking about this actual podcast.

And yeah, the chat was very funny. They had us playing a game of Mr and Mr, didn't they, with the paddles, which we didn't know about until we went on. And I'm glad Ben stood up for me, you know? Of course he did. When she understood what times I finished the show in Spain. Kat stuck up for me. Yeah, but to be honest, because sometimes you didn't tell the full information, you know.

You need to tell them that I finished at 2 in the morning. That's why I was still in bed. Well, we did this morning. and then after this morning Gorker had to get a train home to do the school run I had to stay in London for work I stayed in a hotel in Leicester Square and every time I stay in this hotel I was saying this on the radio the other day the first time I stayed in it it was the premiere of the lost world

the Jurassic Park thing and they had like a massive electronic T-Rex outside which sounded good at first I actually videoed it and thought Mia and Tiago had loved this but it was on repeat for about nine hours throughout the day, into the night, a T-Rex roaring that really started to work my last nerve. This time, I sent you a WhatsApp, didn't I? Because outside my room this time, it was across the road from all bar one, like a restaurant bar thing. And at like half three, four in the morning,

they had a truck pull up outside. And he was unloading crates, unloading massive crates, won't he? And putting them into the basement, it was awful. So whenever I go to that there, London, I don't really sleep, but I did start my Christmas shopping, which is a bonus. Well, to be honest, I was going to say, you always moan any time that you go to London and you stay in a hotel, you're moaning, like, in fact, that's a morning. What time did you wake up?

But it was like 6.30, something like that. And I don't do my cell there. Oh, we don't get picked up until in line. We can wake up at 7.7.30, quick shower, get some food, go to the studio. You get at 6.30. Making noises. You know what was the funniest thing? Which now, we might be jumping already into the thing that bothered us during the week.

Oh, is this your debate? No, no, it's not my debate, but just, it's one of the things, you know. Just everything blends. So we have these, like, water bottles, yeah, which is stainless steel. Yeah, like a Yeti. Yeah, jetty bottle, yeah. You know those big ones. They are quite cute and you just refill it, yeah?

They're heavy. I don't one on my toe. They're metal. So, because they are quite big, they might don't fit in every sink, you. Have in mind, she took three water bottles of the car. I got a car down to London and they had water in the car. So I nick the water bottles. They didn't want to drink them on route because I'd need a wee.

But I thought, I'll have them. I've paid for the car. I'm going to get the water. Put it in my bag. Brought it to the hotel room for us. Yeah, didn't use them. So instead, she gets water from the tap, yeah, but the water doesn't feel. The bottle wouldn't go between the tap and the sink.

She was banging at 6.30 in the morning, the bottle to try to feed it in the sink with the door open, waking me up, yeah? And then she can hear, come out and goes like, this sink is so small. I cannot feed the water. And then he goes, there's no even light in here. You can't see anything. There was no window to open. I hate hotels with no windows. It's bad for you.

You should be able to open a window. Okay, it's fine. Carbon monoxide. This room is so. the mall, I can open even my luggage. And I'm like, Gemma, it's 6.30 in the morning. Please, can you stop moaning, yeah? You just walk up, you just be moaning for like the next 10 minutes about everything in

this room. It's like, no, I'm not. And I'm like, yes, you were. Like, you're the one said this room is small yesterday when you called me. And I was like, yeah, I was giving you the heads up to avoid this. We did have a, so, do you know what's funny about that whole domestic? And then, no, no, it was before we were on the sofa or chirping. And then she goes like, she was like, do.

You know what? I think you had a problem, yeah? Until you don't have a coffee, do not talk to me? I did say that. Do I have a problem? You do have a problem? Until you've had a coffee in the morning. But I listened to a podcast and he was saying it was about carbon monoxide. It was like a breathing podcast. And they were saying now a lot of people, like a lot of like business people, CEOs, top, top athletes refuse to stay in a hotel without a window. Because if you can't let fresh air in your hotel and you're in there the whole time, it's like when you're on a long journey, you should crank. the window's down. For me, it was more the fact that if there's a fire, there's nowhere to escape. Yeah, I don't like it when there's no window. And also, that said hotel, it's a lovely hotel, and you always put you in it when you're doing any jobs for ITV. I love the bed.

And it is a lovely hotel. But the last time I was there, I was doing the Lorraine show, and I was there on my own. And I had some kind of sickness bug. And I was on my own in the hotel. Oh, this is hilarious. It wasn't hilarious. It is now. I was on tour at the time.

I remember I was in Birmingham, and my next day, I was supposed to come to London to stay with you that Sunday but I didn't because she was too long the journey after from London to the next venue yeah so then I was straight from there but remember I was having dinner and you were telling me you were starting to feel sick I was starting to feel sick and then it was some kind of like norovirus thing alone in a hotel with no window because like I've just said it doesn't have a window I couldn't open the door obviously so norovirus is messy both ends I thought I was dying it was horrendous no bleach to clean up with. I was vomiting so severely. I FaceTime Gorker at one point crying saying, you have to

come with me. You have to come. I called my mum. She messes me. Yeah, I finish the show and I was going with Karen and Simon and some of the other guys to have dinner and have pizza. And she messes me saying, I feel bad, so I call her. Yeah, I don't feel well. I don't feel well. Okay. Just relax. Just relax. Try to like, you know, go to a toilet. Whatever happens, just drink some water and just relax, lying down. No, no, no, no. I can not like that. I cannot like that. It was the most horrendous pain in my stomach. Half an hour late, I'm having food. I get this phone call from her screaming, like, crying like,

it's like, go, please help me, please. I don't feel well. I'm in my eyes. I'm in my eyes. I don't want to die in this hotel. I'm like, you have none of eyes. He went through my adult. I'm like, I'm like, you're not going to die. It's like, no, I don't feel well.

It's like, Gemma, just relax. Stop panicking. No, no, no. I'm on my ear and someone I don't like, I'm going to die. And I'm like, Gemma, you're not going to die. It's like, you're not going to die. Like, you want me to come to London? I'm in Birmingham.

I will take me like two hours. Like, yes, please come. I don't want to be about your hair. I was like, is this real? I bet you were saying, I bet you were slagging me right off. Yes, I was like, she's just been over like dramatic. No, but hand on her, I've always had a phobia of being sick. I would, if someone said to me you've got eight hours of feeling really, really sick,

or go and be sick, I will choose feeling sick. Choose her, I need an ambulance. I do everything to avoid being sick. I don't like it. It comes out my nose, the uncontrollable retching. I've always had when I know I'm going to be sick there's the panic that sets in with me

it must be a real thing the fear of vomiting if I see anyone else being sick no when the kids used to get sick I used to say to him yeah I'd say you if it's diarrhea poo I'll clean it up if it's sick

absolutely not I can't do it and at one point he got so concerned he asked the member of staff to come and check on me I said to her don't worry I'll still like I'll need an ambulance I was like okay fine you need an ambulance

It's like, I feel like when, because we went on holidays, we go noirovirus one time each and we need to have injections and everything. It's horrible, norovirus. Yeah. So I was like, don't worry. I'll talk for you. So I called the reception. I told them my partner was in the hotel. She was feeling not very well.

She might need like medical attention help or whatever. So I said, please, she's panicking. Please, can someone check on her? You didn't tell me you'd done that, though. So the knock on the door from the hotel, I thought was Gawker from Birmingham. So I answered it with sick in my hair. no top on because I was profusely sweating so my tits were out a thong and I opened the door and went and it was this guy from reception and he went oh sorry madam and I went oh and I shut it so it was just

my face like Jack Nicholson in the shining I went sorry I thought you were my partner and he said I'm just checking are you okay and I went yes I'll be fine shut the door then I messaged him and said as if some guys just come to my room and I've got my tits out the same guy was there at checking when we arrive this time you got there first i just literally head down with my case went straight past reception as if to say please don't look at me please don't look at me so that hotel as lovely as it is and i will have to stay there again there's something with it that doesn't i nearly died in it i said to him at one point you're going to see you're going to read on the news that i've died alone in a hotel what's going to happen with the kids oh gosh anyway

also men's health yes we can't just we can't just dwell on this episode of sickness and this morning, men's health, Gawker's cover of men's health is finally out. You shot this. Was it about five weeks ago? It was a while ago, wasn't it? No, it was 3rd of September the day before my birthday. So a long time ago, yeah. And it's in the gym. It looks incredible. The shots look brilliant. Yeah. But a few of your mates in Spain want you to take copies over, don't they? Yes, which is quite bizarre, you know, I'm like, I feel embarrassed because I'm going to go to the airport today and there is like a big W.H. Smith, isn't it? So they have of the magazines. So I'm going to have to go there.

and I hope I don't have to show the face of the cover because if I have to do that, it's me like, hi. Buying yourself. You can do it as self-checking. Three or four of them, you know? Oh, it's good, though. I'm really proud of you because I know you've wanted to do it for a long time. Yeah, you did it.

I need two more to catch you up. Yeah, I've done it three times. Maybe a fourth. Might do another one next year. Who should do together? Men and women's health together? Yeah, a picture of both of us together. We don't really do well together training and stuff, do we?

No, just for the picture there. Yeah, okay. So that's this morning, my norovirus and men's health ticked off. Anything else for this week? My last week in Spain is the final. Of course, yes. It's the final of Dancing with the Stars, Espanol. It's everything, everybody is finishing now.

You finished in America recently. Yeah, Steve Irwin. I wanted Steve Irwin's son to win. I really, really like Steve Irwin. I was so upset when Steve Irwin passed away. I know. But yeah. No, Spain.

See what happens? Any predictions for who's going to win your series? I don't know. version of Strictly? I don't know. It's very equal, but I think the guy might win. What's his name? Jorge.

Oh, nice. So like me. Gorka, but Spanish. I don't know. It's very equal. There's four of them, like, they are very like, hmm. And have you enjoyed judging? Yeah, I like enjoyed it.

Are you a nice judge? Are you like Bruno was, or you're a bit of a Craig? No, I'm like Anton. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So just nice. Yeah. Very neutral.

Yeah. Supportive. Sometimes I stood up for the couples and argued with the other judges. Good. You support them, because you know how difficult it is. And sometimes, like, especially one of the judges, sometimes says things that I quite be like, it's not what you say, it's how you say, yeah, you know. And I don't agree with this that they say, so I stand up and, like,

the other day I threw my notes and everything because I didn't agree with it. Spanish telenovela, you know. Debate time now. Time to find out what's been annoying each other about each other this week. Yeah, but we need to find out first who won. last week. So my debate was that Mia told me Gawker had lost Benji

and Gawker's debate was that I don't have the fridge organised. I just shove food in and hope for the best. Why? You've won again by a whopping 80% 80% of you agree an unorganised fridge is more

annoying than a dog potentially being lost. What's wrong with you all? It's Christmas. Where's your heart? Wasn't lost. It was in the garden. We've had a comment on YouTube. I hear you, Gemma, but Gawker didn't actually lose Benji yet the things in the fridge have a place for a reason.

Thank you, anonymous person commenting on YouTube. Yeah, and thank you for listening and for watching. I always forget this is on YouTube as well. You can watch these as well as listen. Should we move on to this week's debate then? Yes. Would you like to go first? Yes, because my one actually, we can go get it back from what we were just talking

because I just realized it is about you moaning in the morning in the hotel room. How funny my debate is to do with the morning of the hotel. room. Really? Yeah. What about? Do you want me to tell you? You're trying to work out why you've annoyed me.

As if he's so shocked that you annoyed me. What did I have done? So mine was, you said I was moaning in the hotel just then. The point I was moaning about, I expected you to listen and not judge and support me, but you just listened and got angry at me. Yeah, because it's not the podcast there. So basically... We weren't doing the podcast.

In the morning we FaceTime the kids I went on Facebook after it I have a private Facebook account and I've joined a Facebook group for our local town to see what's on in the local town for events and stuff and there was a guy

who'd reported a homeless man sat outside a supermarket because he was apparently in the way or whatever What was that has to be with me? I'm telling you now and I got annoyed because that homeless man me and Mia have seen him and we've bought him

quosants a few times I've told you Anna he's there he's got his little dog he's on hard times life's frigging hard the last thing he needs is some guy

taking a picture of him posting it on Facebook and slagging him off I said to Gorka this is really annoyed me because me and Mia know that man he's dead nice and I went to town

saying how annoyed I was at this man he would reported him and I was like how dare he so unfair Gorka just went Why are you moaning, Jemma? It's 6.30.

You didn't say to me, I understand. I understand how you feel. I didn't say that because of that. Why did you say it? I said the morning before that. You're just mixing the times. I said that that was after I said to you. And what did you say?

You didn't say anything. I was awake when you told me about that. We were about to go breakfast. That was while after I said to you, why you moaning. He sighs and walks on. I'm going to tell you. And I'm going to, I know, I'm going to. I know.

going to win this one again. I'm going to tell you the whole story about this moment in the room, yeah? Okay. So. Can you start by saying you moaned about the size of the room before you even arrived? I didn't moan. You told me you upgraded. No, no, no, no. I didn't moan. I'm going to tell the story. Okay. So she thought that when we're going to London, because she was staying in London, she's going to be staying in the same hotel three days, yeah? Which is far from the way of filming. So the TV show put us in this hotel, which always we stay. And she always says small rooms, because it's quite cosy hotel, small rooms. Anyway, so when we're going there, she was like, oh, that hotel, I said, we stayed at this hotel,

it's going to be so small, blah, blah, blah, and last time I was sick in there, everything that we explained already. So, I arrived before her, and I checked in. And it's in a hotel that I stayed a lot, because when I'm on tour, I stay there. It's a lovely hotel. So when I go in and I checked in, I asked for which room I was staying in, and they told me, you stay in this room, and I said, okay, because I knew she was going to, moan about it and she already wasn't happy staying there. I got off my way to pay from my pocket, yeah, because the hotel gets paid by the program. So I upgrade ourselves. That room was an

upgrade. Yes. You couldn't swing a dead cat in that room. There we go. So I got off my way. Such a ripoff in London. I paid 70 pounds for an upgrade for the night to a bigger room for both of us, yeah, which is fine. I did it just because I knew she was going to moan about it, even if she's still moaning. So I have... I don't know if I believe that. I think you wanted a big room as well. No.

I did... If it was on my own, I would have stayed in that room. But for the both of us, I upgraded. Okay. So I upgraded. And then the next morning,

you were moaning about. The thing doesn't fit. And even as I said to you, just so you know, the rooms is small, but even if I had upgraded as a heads out to, you go like, okay.

It was cozy, though. We got in bed and much the jungle. Yeah, it was cozy for me. But for you at 6 in the morning, the scene was the problem. I'm taller than you. The light was there a problem, the window was a problem, and that's what I said. Because you woke me up with the banging of the thing like that.

I went like, stop moaning at six in the morning. You actually asked me, you said to me, you actually said to me, hand on height, you said to me, did you block the toilet in the hotel room? And I went, what? And he said, what was all that water dripping? You thought I was trying to unblock a poo from the loo? I said, no, my bottle, it wouldn't fit under the tap to fill up. So I had to, with the little hotel cup, fill my...

Cup under the sink into the bottle. That's what it was. And he thought I'd bloody clogged the toilet with a turd. Anyway, I got awake. She woke me up, and I was like, not even more, and even a kiss. He was just, like, moaning about everything. I was like, Gemma, it's 6.30.

Can you please stop moaning, yeah? And stop being ungrateful for, you know? She was like, excuse me? You have a problem. So don't talk to me until you have a coffee. And I was like, oh, so now it's my fault. I was up and about ready to rock around. I was ready to put some fresh light in the room,

open the window and sit with my coffee overlooking London. Couldn't open the window. And then I said to you, does this room have coffee in it? No. I said, friggin' hell, where the hell are we? Do you know what I mean? Get me downstairs for a bloody coffee. But that's our debates for this week.

So me mourning about everything in the hotel, but my debate is that you didn't react to what I told you about the poor man and me and me are you just hoofed and puff? It's nothing to be with me I feel sorry

but it's not me the one moans about him is that woman it's like him off you know what I mean Yeah well I'm gonna report her People on Facebook

is very brave I know That's why mine's private I don't really have In fact I will say this on here I do get a lot of people messaging me

asking about messages on Facebook I'm not on it so any messages you're genuinely getting from me on Facebook aren't from me Yeah

Mine's a private account under a completely different name It's under a lad's name I don't even just Facebook And it's literally about, it's just my school friends and family. So please ignore any messages from me on Facebook because it's not me. It's some weird person with lots of time on the hand.

So who will win this one? I don't know. Let us know. You can get in touch. You can email us, Lost in Translation at bowermedia.com. I'm proud of having annoyed you this week. I have it. That's not me.

Well, or you can follow us on Instagram, lost.com, dot in dot podcast. So we do see all your comments and stuff on there. So thank you. And thank you for sharing it. We see a lot of the stories get reposted, so that means a lot. Thank you very much. Shall we solve one of your dilemmas? So we've had our turn.

Now we solve your dilemma. Every week, you email us, lost in translation at bowermedia.com. And you send us a dilemma that you're going through, and me and Gore could try and solve it for you. This week comes from just D, the letter D. That's suspicious, isn't it? Thank you for listening, Dee. I've got a tiny dilemma that's starting to drive me mad,

and I need your take on whether this is actually a thing or whether I'm being dramatic. At home, my boyfriend is honestly perfect when it comes to bathroom etiquette. He's always putting the lid down after he's been for a number one. I've never had to remind him. That's good, isn't it? But the second we go away on holiday,

suddenly the toilet seats constantly up, it's like vacation mode wipes all knowledge of toilet etiquette. And here's where I draw the line. On our last trip, I got up in the middle of the night, half asleep, assuming the seat would be down as usual, but I full on fell into the toilet, bummed down. This was all while he was fast asleep, but when I told him in the morning, he was bent over laughing.

So, is this a red flag? Is it a green flag, or is it not worth wasting my time over? I think it's a green, a red flag for you, D, you know? I mean, it takes much longer, also for you to just get your hand and put it down if he's up. Yeah, but if he's done it, why can he not put it down after he's out of way? Yeah, but what if he having half a week and it's already up? Why she's thinking it's him? She doesn't know if he's him or not.

In a hotel room, who else is it going to be? Maybe it's the cleaner left her up. Not when there's piss everywhere. No, no, she doesn't say it's piss everywhere. In the middle of the night, if she's gone to the toilet and sat down and the seat's not there... But just put it down yourself. It's not a problem. No, I agree with Dee. No.

You should always put the toilet seat down. There's nothing worse than going into a public toilet. as we all know from me last week, no other week. And there either be in no toilet roll or the seats up. If it's a mixed toilet, if it's a lad's toilet, whatever, you know what I mean? But the lad's toilet's always smellier than the females. Yeah. But you should always put the seat down.

That's dirty. I just think if you could just go, firstly, if you're going to probably totally just hover. Yeah, but if I go in a toilet and the seats up, I put it down with my foot. I genuinely, I ain't touching that seat. I put it down with, I kick it down, and then I hover to sit on it. I found this hilarious because you try to, you or any person is like, oh, no, I'm not going to touch the seat with my hand, but then I sit with my legs in it. So it's the same thing? No, I don't.

I hover if I'm not desperate. So why you want a down then? Because it's cleaner than the actual rim of the toilet with wee everywhere. It has like yellow stains on it. You're still going to hover anyway. There's no idea you're going to touch it. That's what I don't get it. So you say, I'm not going to sit in it, but I want it down.

So you want to sit down, but I'm not going to sit in it. So then doesn't matter if it's down or up. You're not going to touch it. the point? Because the... I get it if you're going to sit on it. A toilet is dirty. The rim of a toilet is dirt. But you're hovering. You're not going to touch it. I'm obsessed with our toilet being clean to the point of...

You're not going to touch it. You understand my point? If I have the toilet sit and I want to sit in it, I understand that you want to have it down. But you have it down just to look at it and then be in the air of having a way like that. So if... So if you went to the toilet in the middle of the night and you had to sit down... Yes. and you didn't put... I sit down anyway.

I don't care if he's up or down. I'm going to say you sits down to Wee. In the middle of the night, sometimes I do. I'm tired. And also, because I don't want to put... And if the lid was up and you slid down the toilet like D had done, would you not be a night? What would you do if the water... I have a pitch of your water...

But also, I do... I sat down in the night because I don't want to put the light on and wake me up. And I'm lazy, so then I just sat down, it's more comfy. Can I ask a question? And actually, do you know there is a study for all those men, they're like, oh, you sat down to Wii. You're supposed to do it's healthier for you? It says for all those men who we sat down, it removes the... It reduces a risk of prostate stuff because you empty your bladder properly.

Yeah, I've read that. Can I ask the question, though? Do you know when you're going to urinals, like and stuff, are you ever tempted to have a cheeky look? I don't go to those ones. What do you mean? I don't like to wait a stand-up. On the stand-ups?

So you're going to a cubicle? Yes, always. Will you then not think... I hope these guys don't think I'm having a poo because I'm in a cubicle? No, because I'm just having a wig. you can hit it. Why do you not go in your eye or just... I just don't like have people next to me also.

And also I know if I know you be, because when you're having a wee, I find that every time your wee, it's splashes. Because it's too close, you know what I mean? It's like, shh. Because I obviously do a radio. So then you end up wheeing, but it's splashing on you and then you have clothes like, oh, I have wee on my clothes, you know what? I'd rather wee on the normal toilet.

Mike Toulon, who I do the radio show with, I asked him that question about having a cheeky look. And also, like, when you're, I don't relax, so you don't have a way. Even at home, if you am having a way, we, and you're next to me, I don't relax. Tulin said to me, when he was growing up, he did used to have a cheeky look. He said, not because I was, like, interested. He said, you literally, he said, you can't help it.

Now, as an adult, he's like, absolutely not. This is the last thing I'm bothered about. He said, but when you're like a young lad and you first start going out, you usually looking at your rhinos, he said, you just go, oh, okay. I don't really go. I even wait until if I go for example, even if I'm wearing myself, in the airport, you know, how it's always busy, I wait and there's the, cubicle in it especially also because if i'm always traveling with like a bag or whatever i don't want to put

it there and someone takes it airport toilets are awful so i hang it on there you know in the thing to hang they have that so i go always there do you remember the airport toilet in Greece and a stray cat came under my door no i was having a wee in Greece in this most horrendous toilet there was hair everywhere it was big people feel sick hair everywhere the sadditch tavern was open you have a problem with the top public toilets you always think of them yeah i hate public toilets i hate them And a little stray cat came under the door. And, like, pants down my ankles, open sannage towel bin, hair everywhere. And there's cats.

It was like something. I didn't know if I was dreaming it or not, but it wasn't. It was real. But I agree with you, Dee. I think it's disgusting. And I think any man who puts the seat up should also put it down. It seems though Gawker agrees with your fella that he can do whatever he wants with the seats. Yeah, it's not that I agree.

It's like, if you just forgot it, just put it down. But also what you just say, if she's not going to use it, why do you have to put it down? I'd forget to put my sanitary towels in the bin D if I were you one month. See how he likes that. You do? I know sometimes I do. I roll them up in tissue, put them all away hygienically. Obviously, you don't flush them down the toilet at all.

Roll them up and I'll put them on the side of the toilet while I wash my hands. And sometimes if the kids come in, I'm distracted, I run out. And then next time I go to the toilet, it's still there. And then you find Benji running around with that. Like a little roll of sushi. It looks like he kills someone. Oh, yeah, Benji gets him in there. Yeah, she loves them.

Bloody vampire Let's play a game now So this week's game is a Would You Rather So we're going to do one each I'll do one, you do one And it's a question of Would we rather do something or another

And we have to say what we would do So do you want to go first? No, you go first So would you either train together Or dance together? I say train together Because at least you know what you do Yeah, I'd say train together

But although I wouldn't want to do any of them together We're not very good They say couples who train together Stay together and all that We can train at the same time Yeah, we can train at the same time But not kind of together And dancing together

No, because obviously, like you say I don't know what I'm doing Yeah Whereas with training I do Speak only Spanish at home Or only Mankunian slang Oh Mancunian slang Spanish

Because I don't speak Spanish That's why, Spanish You speak Spanish all the time at home. I would love to, yeah. Really? So the kids learn and you learn, yeah. You should do, do it more often, and I'll try and guess what you're saying.

Okay. Let's do that. Let's do one day a week. You speak only Spanish. Friday's. You're not here, though. There you go. Number three, only wear odd socks

or go barefoot everywhere. That's a tough one for you because you're funny with odd socks. Don't bother me. And I love being barefoot. I love a bit of grounding. I like barefoot. So you'd choose barefoot everywhere.

Yeah. Over. I have a hard feet so I can walk everywhere. Okay, okay. Swap jobs for a day or swap wardrocks for a day. Swab jobs. No, absolutely not. Would you not like my attire?

No. Why? Because I will be the one who have more issues because you will ruin my whole wardrobe. You will love it. You could get rid of your wardrobe and you can live just with my wardrobe. That's true. I can't believe you're so offended by my outfits. No, your outfit is fine today.

Cold plunge or sauna Cold plunge for me I like the cold You like the heat don't you Talk to animals Or speak every language Speak to animals Speak every language

No imagine being able to talk to an animal Yeah like in the movie Like everything Is she talked to do little? Dr. Do little yeah I'd love it They'd be able to tell you Who's been nice to them

Who's not who's not Pits up the poo What's happened in the night Oh I'd love that Oh I'd love it Only eat avocados Or never be able to Taste.

Never be able to taste. Not only eat avocados, because if you can't taste it, you're not going to enjoy it. You might as well be eating cardboard. But you have the imagination of what you can taste like. Like a COVID. You didn't taste. You eat still, no? How did you do on those guys, by the ways?

Well, I hope you played along listening. But people were thinking, why would he choose to not wear her outfit? She always looks stylish and comfortable and trendy. Can you imagine me like, hi, mother, I love your clothes. that is all we've got time for today but before we go we do want to read a quick message from a listener michel um she said good morning guys i love listening to the podcast with the two of you bickering and discussing your grouts with one another i often have a little chuckle as they are things we can all relate to however it would be really nice to end the podcast in a positive way

with something you have loved about each other this week keep up the pods michel oh thank you Michelle. Oh, so something you've loved about me. Oh, no. Well, fine enough. We would get out of the car and I look at her and say like, hmm, she's like, I'm fancying you today. He did actually say that to me. He said you look very pretty today. Yes. But I actually like, hmm, this couple of days, it's not that I never fancy her, which I do, but the last couple of days, like yesterday she was cooking and I was looking at her and I'm like, hmm. And then she was coming and was like, Jim, I don't know what's wrong today, but you look very, yeah. Yeah, he has said that the last few days. It must be my hormones.

Maybe, yeah. Possibly. Yesterday when you were wearing that top, you look, yeah. I looked nice. Yeah. I said I liked your hair longer, didn't I? Yeah. I said your hair looks nice.

Yeah. So those are two nice things, aren't they? Are they nice enough? That's genuinely how nice we are. Speaking of people looking pretty, we were just saying, we just got in the lift here, didn't we? Kaleem Rooney was in our lift. Yes.

How pretty is she in the flesh, by the way? I never met her, like, yeah. She's beautiful. In a square meter, you know. Yeah, we're in a lift with her. She's beautiful. And also, she's quite short. Very short.

So, you know what I was thinking in my head. I was thinking, oh, it's strictly. She can dance with me. Oh my gosh, yes. Yeah. Let's get Colleen to do strictly. She's up north. Yeah.

So if you're interested. That'd be good. Yeah, I've seen her at events before, but obviously she's got makeup on at events. But just then in the lift, she didn't have a lot of makeup on and she looked, yeah. She would be a fabric booking for it strictly, you know. And great skin. Great skin, Colleen, if you live. listening to this pod.

A nice handbag. Nice, what bag was it? I didn't look at the handbag. It's fine. That just shows these. Straight for the designer stuff. I was straight for the skin tone. Thank you so much for tuning in.

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