The Overshare with Gemma Atkinson - I Can’t Believe The Mother-In-Law Said THIS! 😳 | Lost In Translation
Episode Date: June 3, 2026Gemma and Gorka are reunited in studio for an OUTRAGEOUS episode of Lost In Translation… we hear the cringiest chat up line EVER that was said by a mother-in-law, would Gemma or Gorka be tempted on ...Temptation Island and we find out what you can really do with 2 fingers and a thumb! Contact us at lostintranslation@bauermedia.co.uk or WhatsApp on 07761039898. Producers - Henry Hewitt & Molly CarterSenior Video Producer - Elena CottonSocial Media Producer - Cassidy RebeloProduction Assistant - Emily SpunginProduction Manager - Sarah NichollsExecutive Producer - Laurence BassettHead of Production - Cat MoranChief Creative Officer - Lucie Cave Follow us on social:www.instagram.com/lost.in.podcastwww.tiktok.com/@lost.in.podcast
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While I was at work, ping, ping.
I'm thinking what the hell's happening with kids are looking
and it's just frigging ice bath pictures.
Yeah, you might as well warm up your dinner.
Oh my gosh.
I'm in a disadvantage here.
You're in a what?
It's like you just got unplugged.
He's thinking something in a softie.
I'm too confused right now.
Sitting on faces since 2001.
Use her version, no mine.
I'm just giving the viewers what they want.
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Welcome along to another episode of Lost in Translation
We're back in the same room
Hey! The tour is done
I'm flexiwold today I don't know what I'm no
It's Gemma and Gorker
Thank you for tuning in
Thank you for your lovely messages
This is a judgment-free zone.
It's the crazy lost-in-translation pod
where we solve dilemmas, we have debates,
we speak to you guys, we play voice notes, we play games,
and we just have a ruddy, lovely catch-up, don't we?
Because it's been a minute, it's been a while.
Let's do it.
Bommonos!
The tour's done.
How was it?
Are you all relaxed now?
I say that, like, I've not seen you this morning stressing
because you didn't have two coffees.
You only had one.
I mean, the tour is not really done yet,
but I still almost have.
It's almost done.
The long travelling's done.
Yes.
So it's been okay.
Yes, it's been fun.
I mean, the worst part is the travelling.
Especially when you have like five hours on a bus, after shows and everything.
But it's been good.
It's been a nice farewell for me.
The show was brilliant when we saw it.
It was fab.
The kids loved it.
Very, very proud.
Nice.
I genuinely do love watching your dance.
I know you think I don't.
What I do.
Sure.
But no, but what I will miss with the when it's all done.
The costumes.
No, when it's all done and wrapped,
is you always giving me your journey time and ETA to venues.
He messages me and goes, on the bus, four hours.
And then you always text me, no matter what time it is,
two, three in the morning, midnight, in my hotel room, showered and safe.
Yeah, but you asked me to tell you that I'm in the hotel.
Yeah, because if I wake up and you've not arrived at your destination,
I think what's happened.
Yeah, I never know what's happened.
Or it's been kidnapped by the Martians in another planet.
Yeah.
Do you know?
When we did the strictly tour together, that for me was the best part,
the bus journeys.
Because they're fun, I think.
No, we live in the bus a lot, eh?
Oh, do you?
Yeah, it's not like the bus of the Paro Tour.
It's not like the bus of the Arena Tour.
The Arena Tour is a fun bus.
Hours, if it's not a day off, everybody after, we sat on the bus, have dinner,
and within an hour, everybody's like, someone is reading,
I'm watching television, I'm watching television, we're watching,
well, actually, we've been watching this show,
and made everybody watch it.
What is it?
You know Tentation Island, La Isla de Tentations, Spanish one.
Oh, is that when you all have sex with each other?
I mean, not everybody, but most of them.
A lot of them.
From five, four.
Okay.
So, yeah.
So that's when they put couples on an island.
Yes.
Split the couples off and then bring other people in to try and tempt them away.
Yes.
So the new series started.
So I showed them.
And I showed, I always started to send clips on Instagram of things they were having in.
And they were like, oh, yes.
So Vito, which always is sat on the table on his own, having his dinner and peace and quiet.
Now he's obsessed.
To the point that he's honest.
aunt was in the bus with us and left the aunt alone for three hours because he was watching
Temptation Island.
He got rid of his aunties, so watched Temptation Island.
No, he left her, yeah.
She's fine.
She's fine on her own.
And sat with us, we were like, so we sat every Monday and every Wednesday after the show.
It's like six of us.
Last time was me, Vito, Kai, Alexi Javita and Julian.
Right.
And we are watching it.
And Neil keeps coming in and off.
Neil.
When something happens, he comes in, when it's normal, he goes back.
Yeah, yeah.
We all were watching it, like, three-hour show.
So if we were to do, so for it, like, just to get the concepts of the show.
So if we went in as a couple.
Yeah, they will separate us.
Separate us.
And they will put you within an island with another, like, will be like five girls and five boys.
In my industry league show, yeah?
We are 10 pros, yeah?
So they will get the five male pros and the five female pros.
And then they will bring another 10,
female to the pro islands
and another 10 male
to the female island
to see if the couple split up
and they have to like attend them
also they have to go for dates
right so for example
they go in like okay so tomorrow
we have a surfing day
so which person would you like to choose
to go in the day with
and you have to choose someone
oh that's awkward from the off isn't it
oh my gosh
and for example what happens is
when they arrive to the island
and the way they do it to make already detention,
you arrive to this villa, yeah?
So they're on the, let's say, on the villa,
and they put in a stray line in front of a pool, yeah?
The five female and the five men, which they're in a relationship, yeah?
And then they bring the ten girls, temptation girls, yeah?
I bet the girls in the relationship are looking like it.
Yes, but wait, they arrive and they have to introduce themselves, yeah?
And then what happens is, so for example, imagine I'm in the line there, yeah?
And then my girlfriend is there.
And your girlfriend, me.
So for example, I'm there.
Yeah.
No, but I'm going to, for example, in my way the temptation, yeah.
Right.
So I'm there.
So I'm looking straightforward.
And then you go like, hi, my name is Gemma, and I'm from Manchester.
And then you have like a flower necklace.
Then you go and you put your necklace to whichever man you already like.
So imagine I'm there, for example, and you're there.
And I get come in and like, hello, my name is blah, blah, blah.
I'm going to put a necklace into Goka.
And you go and put a necklace.
And you will like, why she's putting the necklace on you?
you. Do you know what I'd say I've got go for 10 minutes give me some peace do you know what I mean so it's like
so already from the off they're already attention yes because imagine if if you walk in and you put the
neck and he goes like thank you she's like why you smile at him what would you do if I put my
flower necklace around someone yeah I would be like that's what I mean I think and when it came to the
dates I just picked someone who wasn't attractive to me but I made me laugh they know that you can't do
It happens, for example, this year
is this girl who doesn't want to
go out of anything.
When it's a party, she stays there for five minutes
doesn't drink and leaves.
And then she doesn't want to go in the dates
and he chose one.
They know it doesn't fit the prototypes
that she likes.
So they put her on...
So you get actually prototype beforehand.
They put her on a warning.
So what they did is like they decide
to choose...
They put it like this, no?
On this meeting, the host came in.
That was the other day.
The host came in.
and ask to the guys who are tempting the girls,
which of the girls they think is not getting involved enough in the experience to tempt themselves.
So they choose that girl, yeah, between the other 10 boys.
And what happens is they...
She piped them all.
Good for her.
What happens is they put that girl who didn't want to be part of it for 24 hours locked in another villa alone with the guy that she really likes.
So they have 24 hours on their own.
Oh, it sounds like a relationship failed, doesn't it?
Has anyone gone on the island and survived the relationship?
Remember this year I didn't be estats?
Remember that clip that I went down in the Argentine tango with a girl?
Yes.
So she was on the Tentation Island and she left with the boyfriend.
Oh, that's nice.
She went in with the boyfriend and they left together, yeah.
Oh, bless them.
Some of them, they do.
Yeah.
But you know what it's happening also?
In the beginning it was better because she was very real.
Now is the 10 series.
So a lot of the people they go there, they know the worst things they do, the more popular they get.
So they just go, even for example, we were watching the other day, and there was this girl, she's not sure about it yet.
But the guy who is tempting her is very persistent.
And Vito was like, oh, she's going to be the next one.
I think she's going to be the next one.
Vito would love it on the island.
And Vito said the other day, like, I would go to this job, but I will go single.
I won't go in a relationship.
I will go just to tempt everybody.
Would you trust me on the island?
Would you think I'd be tempted by 10 of them?
Yes, you will be tempted, but I think you just really can be bothered.
Yeah, I can't be ass with them.
I'd appreciate it.
I'd say you're our attractive, pal, but can you make a Spanish omelet?
Do you know what I mean?
Well, they're Spanish.
Well, probably they can then.
Okay, can they...
Can they...
Do they clean up after themselves?
Do you know what I mean?
Do they say, fuck's sake?
Oh, they do all of that because they're Spanish.
So it's ten single Spanish men?
Yes.
No, they're all Spanish.
And not this, Italia.
or like Argentinian or you know what?
For anyone who's seen that, it's on, what is it,
telethinko.
Is it the Spanish channel?
If you've seen it in Spain, let us know.
We'd love to hear your thoughts on it.
I'm sure every single person has seen in Instagram
the clip of these guys screaming, Montoya! Montoya!
So before we go on to our debates, we've had more lovely messages.
This is my favorite part of the show, I think,
when we read messages from you.
It's your back saw.
You're sitting very funny.
Yeah, because it's funny dancing.
You're a bit awkward, aren't you?
We get really lovely messages from you guys, so thank you so much.
Should we read them out?
Do you want to read the first one?
Oh, the first one's actually a voice note.
You know, I was thinking we should do a show.
We just listen to the messages and, like, reply to them.
I think it's lovely that.
Listen and don't judge, except we secretly do judge, don't we're driving home.
You judge all the time.
Imagine that happening.
Sam, let's do your voice notes sharing a cheesy chat up line that a client told her she'd heard recently.
Producer Henry, can you play the voice note, please?
Hi there, I'm just listening to your episode where you're talking about cringe chat uplines.
One of my clients told me this on Tuesday and it just, oh, it's terrible.
Anyway, apparently they know a guy who has been sleeping with this girl.
He gave the girl and her mother a lift back from somewhere.
They got stranded.
Their taxi didn't turn up or something.
And he offered them a lift.
and they got in the car.
The mum said, oh, I'm absolutely freezing.
And the guy said, oh, do you want me to put your heated seat on?
And she turned around to him and said, yeah, you might as well warm up your dinner.
Oh my gosh.
Sam, that is cringe.
I agree.
I mean, fair play to her.
No.
But also, no.
Imagine your mum, getting the car of Sandra.
Do you want the heat on the seat?
Yeah, go, okay.
You might as well warm up your dinner.
I go, mum, what are you on about?
What are you saying that for?
Oh my gosh.
That's awful.
No wonder he's with the daughter, though.
I bet he's hoping like mother like daughter.
Wow.
Do you want to read Laudez?
Yes.
What?
Is she called Laudès?
French, Lourdes.
That's Madonna's daughter's name.
Yes.
Hola, Gemma and Gorka.
Maybe Spanish.
Me and my daughter have just come out of the Strickley Show
at the London Palladium
and Gorgia used to keep out of the forward role.
Did you not do it?
I did.
I only did it one day.
You've got a bad back though from duty.
It's a wood floor as well, in it?
It's hard.
She'll have enough.
I only done the first three shows of the opening because the choreographer was there.
I'm saying, I'm not going to show in trouble, but who cares?
I'm not back anyway.
And then I did it in the palladium when the colorifer was watching.
And that's it.
I don't do it at all.
No, because my back hurts.
I did it twice.
When I go stuck up like this and I went.
back flat on the floor
and then the other way, if I go more rounded
my shoulder blade is very
predominant, bony.
So it has my bone.
In fact, Julian
have to ask the production to make
like a belt pad
to put on the lower bag
because he had a bruise hip
from doing it. So I'm not doing that.
I'm not breaking my back for the last
10 shows. Well, the message continues.
Great show. I'm gutted. They didn't allow you to say
goodbye like Louber, but I want to wish
you are the best in the future.
That's funny you've said that, Lordez,
because you said to me before the tour started,
they've asked if I want to do a goodbye thing.
And I say no.
But he said no.
He said, I'm not dying.
I'm just, you know, not coming back.
So you chose not to do that.
I'm not saying goodbye because I don't want to say goodbye
because I just want to celebrate.
For me, I put it this way.
When people, you should say goodbye,
I was like, well, I feel like it's in a football team, you know?
Imagine a football player leads the team until the season is not finished.
Even if he's not his living.
still being part of the team, no?
So for me, until strictly hasn't started in August,
I'm still strictly.
So for me, I'm part of the team.
So I just want to celebrate with the team and dance, like, one of the teams.
I don't want to make it about me and being like, oh, I'm living, be sad, no.
Because nothing too sad about it.
And goodbye, for me, solidifies it.
It's just to see you soon.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
Who knows you might be getting sat in that chair in a couple of years.
It says also, we saw you at stage door, and my daughter was.
was amazed at how quickly you got dressed and you got going, uh, join the juice in too.
Are you following me?
I love listening to the pod.
You're my walking companions on a Wednesday lunchtime.
Oh, that's lovely.
This next one is from Claire.
This is funny one.
It says, my husband said something recently that I think the way you both smile,
especially you gocker.
He was listening to music with his ear pods on and he just handed one over and asked,
is this funny rabbit?
I was in hysterics and I replied,
he's called Bad Bunny.
Funny rabbit.
Have a mind.
I saw this morning in the Quora.
I think I screenshot it.
You know the one that I send you?
Yeah.
But there was another one.
And he's like,
there is no bad days in May.
There is only bad bunny.
Tiago in the mornings, he does this, isn't it?
VIA-Q!
V-A-K!
He wants to say VIP, no?
Yeah.
That's what he does in the morning.
A.
A.
V-I.P.
Saludena Titt.
He sings it in the morning, Ti-G.
Say cheese.
Jeez.
Jay and S said,
Hi guys, me and my partner,
I love listening to the pod
because it's so relatable.
But I was playing one of my old games the other day
and she said, is that Gemma Atkinson?
And I said, yes,
you were playing the wonderful Lieutenant Eva,
salute.
Oh, is the games?
So my question is,
has Gawker ever seen Gemma playing that part
and heard her RP British accent
keep up the good work?
Is that the game that you did the thing,
the acting thing?
It was me, Gina Carrano,
Randi Kachur from the Expendables
Sick Fighter
and we all play characters
and on my lunch break
I arm wrestled Randy Kichore
He's huge
but I played Lieutenant Eva McKenna
so I'm literally the game
the gamer's commander
So when you log in and decide what you're doing
I pop up on the screen
And we shot it at the Warner Brothers studio
in America
And when I was doing my voiceover for it
In the booth next to me
It was Will Ferrell
He was so tall
He was doing a voiceover
for something in the booth next to me.
Oh, wow.
I know.
So it could be like Lackroft, like Tom Ryder, no?
No, but I wasn't a game.
You see me as you'd see us on TV.
Really?
Yeah.
Ah.
Yeah.
Do you ever see it?
I must have been only about...
Oh, I saw this many times.
It's like the...
I thought you were like the air host.
They wouldn't let me say commander.
I'd say commander, which I couldn't do RAPE.
I'm a very posh, I'm a commander.
But we filmed it.
It was like a three-full-day shoot in Warner Brothers.
And that's for a game.
Red Alert 3.
I saw that outfit many times.
I didn't know what I thought
was you doing like a nerd hosting.
No.
It was massive in China.
And I still, randomly, again,
I can show you a picture.
I've got stacks of fan mail at the radio
all from China.
Really?
China, America.
When I sent you them dollars,
I got loads of dollars sent to me
for Gorkers' run that I gave him
because I got American fan mail
and they put dollars in it.
I don't know what the thing I'm going to do with it.
I'm not going to go and change it,
am I?
So you took it to America.
Were you a gamer growing up?
Did you play computer games?
Only FIFA.
Right.
And I played FIFA and I used to play FIFA and Crash Bandicoot.
Jump when we got Crash Bandicoat in the house?
PlayStation 1 came out, I think, in 1998, 99, something like that.
Maybe a little bit earlier than that.
Maybe.
But I have my memories playing FIFA 99.
And then in 2000, when the second PlayStation came out, I give up.
I've never been a fan of gaming.
I had point blank and I had a G-Con 37 gun,
reload so you didn't need the pedal.
Basically, you're a geeky.
I used to look, not a geeky, I was really good at it.
If we go to an arcade, I'm good with the guns.
Yeah, yeah.
But do you remember when I was on maternity leave?
I hope you're only good with the guns in the arcade.
Do you remember when I was on maternity leave?
Yeah, Crash Bandicoot, yeah.
I got myself a PS and I got Crash Bandicoot
and we got quite obsessed with it, didn't we?
We used to play every night, yeah.
And we used to play every single night,
and it got to the point where I said,
this needs to go in the loft,
because we're spending our evenings,
once Mia was in bed
we were like right
let's do it
and we'd sit and do it
it was fun
because we used to play together
and it was like
she has a chance
and if she loses
I play
and then if I
in the same level
if I didn't pass it
you go back
so we have to pass the level
and it was only one turn each
once you die
you can't play again
you have to leave the other one
and we used to make popcorn
and play yeah
it was good fun
to be honest
it was good fun
should we get another one
no
okay
right let's move on
to play something else
let's move on to
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So this is the part of the show
where myself and Gorka
our debate,
so something that's happened at home
or anything between us that's happened
that we've had to keep quiet at that moment.
bite our tongues at that moment, but then we share it on here.
Would you like to go first?
So basically, I've been away for six weeks and I never used the ice bath.
But before I left, I said, I was going to try and clean it before I left,
but because we were away, I couldn't do it.
So then I said, it's very easy.
You need to plug this.
And no, no, I don't know how to do it.
You know, it's not, I can do it.
So she kept moaning how the bath was.
I wasn't moaning.
No morning, but you can say like the water needs to be changed.
It needs to be changed.
I was like, just do it.
I don't know how to do it.
and then I show her
She said, oh, it's that quick
And I was like, yes
I told you
So anyway, having money
It was my only day off at home
I have to empty the ice bath
Really emptier
Clean everything
I saw her up
You just said how quick it was
It could have been that bad
Yeah, but I have to fully empty
Change the filter also
He sent me four pictures
Because the filter wasn't
He sent me the dirty filter
A picture of it being emptied
A picture of it empty
And then a picture of it refull
And while it was at work
Ping, ping, I'm thinking
What the hell's happening
with kids are looking and it's just frigging ice bath pictures.
Like my dad does.
Yeah.
And now it's nice and clean, so it's just that.
Nothing else.
My debate was we've had a cracked,
we've got a fitted like a hob oven
and it's been smashed for months.
I dropped a glass bottle of olive oil on it.
Why is that my...
And it's been smashed for months.
And when Gorka was away for the six weeks,
I ordered a new one.
I paid for a new one.
I had a new one fitted.
I had to go and collect it, have it fitted.
Electrician then had to come
because Wren wouldn't do the fitting.
It was just faff.
Anyway, it's all done, sparkling, new clean.
Gorkers' first day home,
he doesn't even notice the hob.
I didn't actually.
What he did notice, underneath it,
he went, you can tell I've been away.
And I went, what do you mean?
He went, these pants, these pans like this for no reason.
And I just thought,
you're asked about the order in which the pans are in,
under the oven hob
in a cupboard
which no one sees
but the brand spanking new
hob that's no longer
cracked and smashed
it's not about
it's not about... It's not about... It's not about...
It's not about that the pants
that no one sees. It's about the practicality
of
is the practicality of getting
the pants quickly.
Like if you have the fireman in one side
the big casserole and then the other ones
also there was pants there
that they are brand new
they shouldn't be being used by nobody
because they are new
and I only use them to cook certain things.
There were out of their cases, cases are missing, and pans on top of the pans.
So are you allowed to use the posh pans?
Well, I also bought them to cook specific things.
They are not to cook anything.
What specific things are they on?
Like, for example, there is a big pan.
They just to cook the rice in it because it's to make paella.
Or there's the big, like, like, Asian pan to make, like, steel rice and everything.
I let the kids play with their play-dough in that one the other day.
Yes.
I do really.
No, but I can believe.
that because the other day I went to get the spatula and they were all in the
play room like the big balls. They want to play kitchens? Just buy them toys
not the things that we're going to use to cooking but also now that you say
that you can say another thing that I said they also I know it will annoy you
when I went to open the supplements cover. Who has been in here? Vicky
tell her not to move my shit. It's like what you mean? What happens is we have this
cover yeah with four five shells yeah one shell is mine for my supplements and it fits in
Now I don't need anything else.
The rest of the four shells is all gemma supplements everywhere.
So I came back, it's baskets and trades everywhere with supplements.
My shell, they was full of things.
It's empty.
So I can't find anything.
I have to go through all the shells to find my supplements.
But how neat is it in the little baskets?
Like I said to you, it's like, I'm very grateful that people who wants to help and do things
that things is smart and tight and whatever.
But don't mess up or put everything away.
You can put the trade and live how it was.
Don't put the trade somewhere else with all the supplements.
Well, let us know who you agree with.
Is Gawker in the right with the ice bath?
Or am I in the right with the pounds?
I will never go to anyone's house and think,
oh, I think this should be like this.
And then organise it because I think it's how it should be
and move everything.
It's not my house.
It's not their house.
So you can tidy,
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Who do you think is right with that debate?
I'm right.
Should we move on to the dilemma?
Yes, please.
Right, we have our turn.
Now is over to them, so Gemma.
So yes, we will solve one of your dilemmas.
But before we do, we've had some replies to a recent dilemma from Sarah.
Do you remember Sarah, she'd agreed to go to someone she kind of knew's wedding.
And it clashed with her best friend's 30th on the same night.
Annie says she disagrees about the dilemma.
She said, if you've already RSVPed the wedding invite
and a wedding is a much bigger deal than a 30th,
your meal might have already been paid for.
My best friend would understand,
if you declined my wedding invite after you'd already accepted it
and said you can't come because of a birthday party,
I would be pretty annoyed.
So Annie disagrees because my advice was to sack off the wedding
and stick by your best friend.
Because she didn't really know the bride that well, she said.
Yeah, so.
So, but thank you.
We welcome all opinions and views on this pod.
That's why it's lost in translation.
Eleni says.
Elani?
Elaine.
Elaine?
Elaine says, I agree with you too.
Go to your best friends.
But I always say, whether you accept first, you should stick to because she had already
RSVP.
Reserve?
Like, replied, yeah.
Reply civil play.
Oh, reply civil play?
Yeah, that's what it means.
It's like changing because you have a better offer.
No, it's not better offer, but...
Yeah, that's why I would change.
It's her best friend.
Yeah.
Best friend.
The wedding is no best friend.
It's just, do you know?
I'm at that stage in life where I want to be invited everywhere,
but just know I'm not going to come anyway.
Do you know what I mean?
I'm not going to go, but I still want to be invited.
You will be mad.
You're like, why don't invite me?
Because you're not going to come.
I know, but I want to stay invited.
Yeah.
Okay.
So you will be one of those
when you get annoyed
You're like
You didn't invite me
Yeah because I know you were busy
You're not going to come
But it's still nice to be acknowledged
And invited
Oh God
I have no intention of coming
Absolutely not
My friend sent me a meme
The other day of Killian Murphy
And he stood with a cup of tea
Like looking around
Just going
And it says friends
You should come out more
Than it's me
When I do go out
And he's just stood looking around
Like what am I doing here
Yeah
But thank you
Thank you so much
For getting in touch
Do you know
It blows my mind
that we do get so many messages because
for you guys to listen
go out of your way to message and then
send it in it's really lovely
so thank you please keep them coming
let's do this week's dilemma
this comes in from Dan
this is very funny Dan the man
hi Gemma and Gorka love the pod
me and my boyfriend watch it every Wednesday evening
after work and you have us in stitches
I know a few of your dilemmas end up being from
a nominus especially if the person it's about
also listens but I'm actually
happy for you to say my name, as I've been meaning to bring this up and it might come better
from you too. Oh gosh. So basically, he's putting on us to tell his boyfriend. Me and my boyfriend
met before Christmas, so we're still relatively new in the relationship. We spent a lot of
the Christmas period with each other in which my boyfriend introduced me to his biggest passion,
the TV show, The Office. What's that show? Hopefully it's the English version. The American version
is not that funny. It's Ricky Jivace. It's good. Ah. It is very good.
We pretty much watched every episode.
I think it's all right, but he loves it so much.
He now uses quotes from the show in our everyday life
and then looks at me like I should be in stitches.
Whether we're at home, at the supermarket,
or even being whispered to me at a family friend's funeral,
if there's something to link to the office, he will mention it.
How do I tell him that even though it's a good show,
I don't care about it as much as he does?
I've grown bored of hearing lines from it every day.
Much love, Dan.
so he's repeating things
that he just doesn't find funny
yeah that's something that you would do
what do I repeat
like I think you will do that
like from a...
If you hear something in a movie
something you will keep saying it
I do always go damn
like from rush hour
I do that a lot
and many others
what would you say to Dan
would you say to his
to be fair they're relatively new
I would tell him
I was like it's not funny
I know he's your thing
but I don't know he's your thing
but I don't get it, I don't find it funny, stop it.
Would you say that so early in the relationship?
Yes, I'll do it to you.
I'll do it to you all the time.
When you do something too funny to me, I go like, yeah, it's not funny.
But you still do things like that.
Like if you've got a cucumber out the fridge, you put it there and go, whey.
Any long object you do that with?
And I don't, it could be a cucumber, a knife, a hose pipe.
Yeah, you always say to me, it's not funny.
It's the same thing.
I just got, oh.
Yeah, so it's the same thing.
So you need to just...
Just tell it, but yeah, well...
I bet he does the dance, Dan's well, don't he?
I can picture him doing the Ricky Jervais dance.
And Dan's like, oh, fuck.
The thing is that you can see, if they are good,
you can tell him that you don't get it, you don't find it funny,
but still letting he do it, do you mean?
And then when he does it, you're like, ugh.
So then he knows that you find it annoying,
but you just get on with it,
because that's what makes you happy anyway.
Do you mean?
Well, Dan, my advice is to get you.
your other half, tell him to listen to this podcast. Dan's boyfriend, Dan really likes you
and it's going well. But this could be the ice break, this could be the moment you break up
because of the office. It's a great show, Dan's fella. Don't let it ruin your relationship.
Stop doing the impressions starting from now. You're welcome, Dan. Thank you for getting in touch.
Hopefully, that's solved.
Just have a version, no mind. Should we play a game?
these games?
Yes.
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And speaking of the show, let's get back to it.
So we've just been, before we do this game, we need to tell you what's happened to us
driving in today because it's very exciting.
Yes.
And we have footage of it.
We've seen today our very first.
First, official, Lost in Translation, Billboard.
And it's only in my own time of Barry.
Look at this.
If you're watching on YouTube, we'll pop it up.
Okay, guys, you ready?
Go!
Go!
There we are.
It's us!
So that's our Billboard, which is brilliant.
I love that it's on a rotation.
And I love that you packed up to take pictures of it as well.
Yes, very proud.
She stood in the road on the little island.
I said it to my mom, I was like, Mom, look at me.
Oh.
Oh, bless her.
Well, because we've got our own billboard now for this podcast
because it's doing so well, our producers,
they've found some advertising slogans from over the years
and we need to guess whether the slogan is real
to advertise an actual product or whether it's made up.
So the first slogan is,
the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Sounds like something else.
I think that's real because it's a tongue-in-cheek.
We need to tell if it's real or not.
I mean, death was real
If you play with Eddie, it was Gehardde.
I think that's real
because that's a clever one to advertise
because it makes you go,
ooh, I'm going to go real, Henry.
Is that real?
It is, it was Sega.
Sega Mega Drive, Sega!
Did you have a Sega?
Did you have Sega Mega Drive?
Is the PlayStation?
32-bit, and then it upgraded to the 64 bit.
Sega Mega Drive 2.
Oh, Sega.
Yes.
Yeah, Sega.
Like Nintendo. Hohe's little girl is called Vega.
Yeah, not Sega. It's different.
Vega was the back to gaming.
You know, in Street Fighter, the Spanish with the claw.
Oh.
Okay.
Jim, I was dancing.
Number two.
My free time, I spent the dancing.
Oh.
Not playing.
It's paid off, though, hasn't it?
Yeah.
Number two.
So, so good you'll moan in front of your family.
I think that's false.
What do you think?
Sauce so good.
No, it's real.
Haynes.
It's false.
Do you know, I also did a job for Russell's burgers.
Listen, I'm in a disadvantage here.
You know what?
What just happened?
Like, no advantage.
It's like you just got unplugged?
Disadventage.
How you call that?
You're a disadvantage.
Disadvantage.
Because all of these ones are in English.
I'd never heard this in my life.
I'm Spanish.
It's like when we're,
went to do the show of music, yeah?
And it's like, the greatest hits.
And it's from the 70s to the 90s.
And I was like, I live in Spain.
I've never listened to British music before.
Our category was music of the 70s.
None of us were frigging born.
I did a job for rustlers.
It was a burger company back in the day.
And their slogan was,
not to hot in 60 seconds.
And I had to like strip to my underwear
in less than 60 seconds,
put a microwave in the burger.
A burger with the microwave.
And in 60 seconds, the guy comes back to get his burger and I'm like this, me underwear.
That was the slogan.
Do you have to do that?
Yeah.
What is that video?
It was like a shoot to advertise Rusler's burgers and I was dressed as like a, I had like a fireman's hat.
Stood next to a pole.
Gosh.
I know.
Wow.
I know.
Those are the days, eh?
What we do for burgers?
I don't eat burgers now, do I?
Yeah.
Number three, it's amazing what you can do with two fingers in your thumb.
That's real.
No, I think that's false.
That can't be a real advertisement.
Like, unless it's for bowling.
How would you do a bowling ball?
How would you hold a bowling ball?
That's how you hold a bowling ball, isn't it?
Two fingers and a thumb.
Oh, I heard that's...
You're not about thumbing it in.
He's thinking thumbing in a softie.
How would you hold a bowling ball?
Yes, but...
I think that's false.
It was for bowling or later?
Was it for bowling?
Oh, there you go.
I was going to say that could only be advertised for a bowling alley.
I said it was right.
What was you thinking for?
Well, I like that movement.
Yeah.
It's amazing what you can do with two fingers and a thumb.
That thing, people say that.
Yes.
So if someone does this to you,
I would assume they either want to go bowling or do something else.
And I would hope and pray it was the bowling
if it was a stranger.
Number four, sitting on faces since 2001.
That's what you do.
That's false.
What can it be sitting on your face?
Sitting on faces.
Can't be a mask.
I think that's false.
It's true.
It's a sunglasses shop.
A sunglasses shop?
These are all brilliant.
Sit on faces, yeah.
I mean, and they nose maybe.
Number five, what else are you going to lick it?
after dinner.
Ice cream.
Real.
It's made up,
but it would be for an ice cream.
Number six.
You can read number six.
Something for every hole.
Something for every hole.
That could be a sex toy.
No, it could be a golf.
A golf?
Yeah.
You know, like a golf Albert.
You have something for every hole.
I don't know.
Why are you laughing like this?
I feel like you would.
I won the money up.
No, I think it's false.
It's true.
It's for a jewelers.
A jewelers.
Oh.
As if you'd want piercings everywhere in your holes.
Nats that will fill your mouth.
Nuts that will fill your mouth.
I think that's true.
Nuts that will fill your mouth.
Cushu, no, that's false.
It has to be false.
It's false.
Yeah, it has to be false.
Many nuts you need on your mouth.
This one I think is true.
Cheat on your girlfriend.
not your workout.
I'm sure I've seen that one.
Really?
I'm going to say true.
It is, it's Reebok.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm sure I've seen it.
Well, you're going with Rebo.
That's what you remember.
I did.
Another one I worked with.
Look at me, really enough,
all my CV.
So brilliant.
Just show me the bowling once again.
There we go.
That's how we've got time for.
I've got you taking the piece of me.
I'm lost in translation.
No, I'm not.
I'm just giving the viewers what they.
want.
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