The Overshare with Gemma Atkinson - Is It Ok To Fart in Front Of Your Partner?! + Benson Boone’s Porno Moustache

Episode Date: January 14, 2026

Gorka springing a surprise on Gemma that goes down like a fart in a lift...and it only gets worse from there. What starts with porn-star moustaches and washing machine wars quickly spirals into suitcase standoffs, dating disasters involving unwanted red wine, nursery teachers being completely conned by “angelic” toddlers, and January being officially declared not part of the New Year. Follow us @lost.in.podcastGet in touch at [e-mail] or TEXT us on 07761039898#LostInTranslation #GemmaAtkinson #GorkaMarquez

A Rio original podcast Welcome to, I don't want to say the first podcast of 2026 because it's not, but it's the first proper one because last week's it was a Q&A. This is the first back to normal lost in translation. Of 2020. Of 2026. And talking about 2026, you know how it's January, everybody does resolutions,

you know, we both don't really believe in resolutions, you know? Because in the first two weeks, you're sometimes in the first. the last few days go away anyway. Right. But I have a resolution this year. Your own resolution? What is it? It's be less Victor Meldrewd in the podcast.

Be less Victor Meldrew? How about you be less Victor Meldrew in life, not just in the podcast? I do not believe it. He is Victor Meldry. That's what me and my family call him. It used to be Manuel from Fulte Towers, but now he's Victor Meldrew.

Because my dad is Manuel. That's why he cannot call me that. But he is like Victor Meldrew. I hope everyone did have a good Christmas. That feels like it was ages ago, doesn't it? But for those that are new to 2026 listening to us for the first time, hello, welcome along to our lovely loyal listeners. Thank you for sticking with us.

It's a judgment for his ownness. As always, we sit, we have a chat, we solve one of your dilemmas, which is brilliant, we solve our own dilemmas, clear things up that are on our mind and basically get lost in translation. But the best bit for me, I think, is when we solve your dilemmas, when you guys get in touch

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I need to be bouncing on a Swiss ball, don't I'm looking at the camera. Do you remember that? Did you used to have that in Spain? After 11 o'clock on tell you was a lady old in a phone. I don't think when I used to live in Spain, I was allowed to call the hotlines. No, you're not. That was 12. So at lost.

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Gork had grew a pawn mustache without telling me. Those beautiful things that I've got. Bye, bye, see you tomorrow. And they all go, oh. And I was like, don't fall for that. It's a bloody menace. Can you do this? It's fun to stay at the YMCA.

The way to come over. Oh, twat. Yeah. What cheese isn't your cheese? It's a... Nach cheese! You lost it But she goes

And then go like Goka Probably all these men They are crushing You after hearing this They will stop having it Oh before we start On this week's episode

Yes We've had A picture And a message from a listener Rachel It's not mine Look at that picture This made me laugh this

It sounds very familiar Me and Rache Are basically in the same boat And you and Rachel's partner are up Shick Creek without a paddle gawker because Rachel has sent us a picture of a suitcase. There you go. I'll quickly show it you. And she said,

my husband works away a lot like Gorker, but he's home for Christmas. His bag has now been here for four days. Yeah. I'm waiting to him to put it away. So basically he's left his suitcase. It looks like a very expensive suitcase. Behind the front door,

unpacked, unmoved. Rach, I feel your pain. Well, to be honest, Rachel, I still been washed because I have my two luggagees from when I came back from London and one has been empty, the other one is still no empty, still in the office. But at least they are in the office stacked away.

He's not on pat since strictly finished. Yes, but I didn't have like, really like time or space to put everything away, so it's just difficult. But anyway, don't moan on me about that because you're the one who lives. You're back from work on the table, your shoes everywhere. There's the other day I was walking.

I had one shoe in the living room, one shoe in the landing, then I had a flip-flops in the dining room, had the lid of the dog on the table, so I can carry on with all the things that you live everywhere, every day. And I said I don't want to be Victor Melrose. And I'm starving. I was going to say nine seconds into your New Year's resolution

and you've bugged it. He's back to being Victor. But thank you for getting in touch, Rach. Really, really appreciate it. And I hope he does move his case. Maybe just put it outside the front door. That's what I'm going to do next time Him or the luggage?

Both. Oh, okay. Christmas, quick, really quick Christmas catch up because it's the 14th of January. Everyone's over it, but we did have a lovely time. Yes. It was a success. The dinner was a success.

Family loved it. The snow came at the wrong time, didn't it? It was perfect because she was just the day before the kids went to school. Yeah. Everyone's back to school now, back to nursery, back to work. But we had Christmas and we have already the following last week. we have the celebrations of birthdays.

Your best friend birthday, 40th. My mom's birthday. My mom's birthday, yeah. My mom had a birthday on the 10th. So I thought I would get away from the family for a couple of weeks. They were back in the house. You stuck with them. But a lot of people, like you said, gore resolutions,

I don't make any resolutions. I don't really do New Year because in my mind, it's not New Year until the 20th of March is New Year for me, which I know your eye rolling, but how on, no, let me hear me out on this. The reason I go for the 20th of March is because that's the correct calendar. Spring begins, daffodils grow, lambs are born,

the nights get lighter. How on earth, in the depth of winter still, when it's freezing cold, does no natural light, there's no vitamin D, how on earth is anyone supposed to get motivated or disciplined to be like, right, come on, let's start fresh? No, the wild nature is still. still in hibernation.

Gemma. Go with the nature's calendar, not with the man-made calendar. Gemma, you realize that you live in the UK? Yeah. There's a country with no sunlight at all. Yeah, but March is better than January.

There is, that March, March, rains as much as in January. Spring. You don't have, it's like, I love, you always go, oh yeah, in the UK, we get the four seasons. No, you go, you don't.

You were in the garden, Topless that summer, loving it. We had lots of summer. One week. Yeah, but it's better than now. Go to Spain. You get there the four seasons. Yeah, but you don't want to live in Spain.

I would love to for the weather, yes. But not for anything else? No. So how can that work? It genuinely can't. Depends where. It's just workwise. It's difficult.

But what I'm saying is I feel happier, more energized, more motivated and more eager to go in March. When I see them little baby lambs being born and you go on a dog walk and you see, oh, the new daffodils and it's light until like seven, eight at night. Then I'm like, right, come on, let's get up and do this. In March it's not a light. It starts it. So for anyone who's feeling a bit now, don't worry about it it's not really new year until the 20th of the march.

You see, for example, when I go to Spain, even if it's now, I will still feel energized because you wake up in the morning and even if he's cold or snowing, you still see in the sunlight and you see the blue sky on a frosty morning. Here, you just live under the cloud. It's like the Grinch lives in here. I know, tell me about it. And it's great all the time.

That's why me have vitamin D supplements. And that's why we also have... I bet you have vitamin D. Protein. Who watched it? Who watched me docket? I didn't. You watched 15 minutes? Yeah, because I was just there, just for courtesy.

Oh, that's not very nice. It was a payback for you. What do you mean? How many times have you watched me on Dancing with the Stars? Dancing with the Stars in Spain. I ain't got Spanish Tele. Yes, you do. What do you mean I've got Spanish Tele?

On the big television, this is Spanish telly. My parents were watching Spanish Day ever Christmas. Yeah, because they don't want to put it on because they're Spanish. But you know their controller, how to do it? I don't know what channel it's on around. How many times you watch me on strictly when I was in there? I watch you every Saturday on Strictly because Mia loves it. Yeah, me, not you.

Sometimes on a Sunday morning, I'll fast forward to your bit, watch your dance, and then fast forward and that's it. Okay. So if you genuinely not watched it, I thought you'd watch it on Catchup at least. No. Why? I watch it with you. They'll be there, I watch it with you.

Well, then flowers and card you got me, saying, well done, I'm so proud of you. You can stick on where the sun don't shine in that case. That was Mia, not me. He bought me some flower. Well, Mia got me some lovely flowers and a nice card. Well, I got them for them. I paid them. You know what's funny, though, we filmed the documentary,

and it did very, very well. So thank you to everyone who tuned in and did watch it. I did watch it. I was just kidding you. I know you did. Thank you very, very much. And yeah, it was very, very good.

But there was parts of it where I'd watched it back. And when we told you, we told you on this podcast, when I was in London working away, Mia was really poorly and she was in the out of hours twice. It was a nightmare. It was when I was filming that. So there's certain scenes where I said to you, I look like I'm dead.

I look like I'm dead. I look like I'm exhausted. There's certain people. parts on it and I've said to him that's because that was when I was crying just before we went on because of Mia. That's because I hadn't slept. I like the jokes that you make. The jokes. And now and then Joe when you, someone asks you have the price without this is blood it's expensive. Yes, it's quid on cereal. I don't think so. Absolutely not. It's a lot cheaper than that. It's very good. Very educative.

Also now, and joke aside, you're very good. Very natural. Thank you very much. You should do more things like that. I will do. I'll leave you. to man this ship on your own. Yeah. I'm trying to think what else has happened. Oh, we've had a bit of a milestone in terms of Tia. What do you mean why? Our little boy, our little pride and joy, Tiago.

He now does nursery four days a week instead of three. Thank goodness me. Oh, he does four days a week now. Do you know what I know is me now with him? What? No, no, no. You said that like he was someone like bastard. She's a son.

Not with him. I know he's there. took it the other day to nursery for the first time, yeah? Hi, Tiago. How was your Christmas? Oh, bless him. He's so nice. And I was like, no, he's a menace.

And I tell him, I'm like, no, it's not. And they don't believe me when I go like, oh, he's been running around. He threw the shoe to me in the head the other day. He smacked hair in the head with the book. Tiago, no. I don't think he did that. And then go to pick him up. Oh, he's been so nice.

And then they say, bye, bye, bye, Tiago. And Tiago put his angelical voice. Bye bye. See you too much. I know, and they all go, oh. And I was like, don't fall for that. It's a bloody menace. It's funny because he is a menace.

He's just such a boy, isn't he? He's into Hot Wheels at the minute, and he runs around the house, and he'll come up to you and go, like he'll run. Or he runs away from you when you try to put his shoes on. Yeah, he'll wrestle. When you tell him to get dressed, he runs away, he hides, he puts himself in like this ventriloquist,

I can't even say the word, arch in his shape and kicking his legs. Mia's just so calm and placid in comparison I don't know if it's a boy and second child No basically Diago is the definition of terrible too Mia didn't have terrible two did she? She had but it wasn't like that way

He's a bit of a three-nager The other day we were you, me and Mia chasing him in the playroom to put his shoes on to go to school He's like a Tasmanian devil And when we got him He grabbed the drum set and lifted up in the air with you

And throw it across the room That's how mental he's And the thing that's what I find both shocking but also quite funny is that every single family member, my sister, my mum, my auntie all say Mia's just goaker. She's just goker and Tiagov is you. Like my mum, when he's being naughty, I go, mum, honestly. And she says, yeah, it's karma, jemmer, isn't it? And my mum's always saying to me if she'd have had me first, she wouldn't have had Nina, my sister. But I was the same, eh?

Were you a bit of a bugger? The only thing your parents doesn't know it, but I was the same. Like my dad, they used to call me a snake because my dad, every time I was naughty and my dad used to come to me, I didn't run away. I used to drop myself on the floor, yeah? And then on the floor, it started to kick the legs so they could never hold me.

That's what he does. I fractured my dad's finger, kicking him on the legs. Oof. Yeah. When I was me as age, I had to have the blood staking off, yeah? And I was scared of the needles, yeah? So to go to the, you know, they have the,

for the kids, they have these like butterfly needles. Yeah. It's the little ones. Yeah. So they used to use that for the blood test. And I was sat on the doctor on my mom's legs, yeah, in the chair. My dad was standing up, holding me in my arm, like that's why I didn't move. Security guy was next to my dad.

Yeah. And the nurse were there. So they started to put my blood off. I kicked with my feet, the nurse. The nurse fell backwards from the chair. And I bite my dad on the arm. My dad has a cut in here, a scarf. from my teeth.

Oh, because you didn't want to have a little injection? I was scared. So I bite him and then I went like that. And then I took the skin with me. I think I'd have clouded you on your ear roll. Because I don't know, now at Christmas, me I was saying something to, oh, said something about Tiago or something that bite. And then my dad showed that to me.

My dad has like two teeth marking there from my bite. It's fine, yeah. He's a full-on menace. Yeah. And clearly it's not from me. I said my mom's rock on fire. at home. Oh, we don't want to that.

What do you call that? A pyromaniac? Because my man had the candle on, and I used to love to, you know, like how little kids love to play with the candle. So I started to do that, and it was the stick ones. You know, the ones you just can't hold. So I grabbed her, and I was looking at it, but it would go too hot, so I burn my hand, and then I just drop it on the floor.

And the candle went on the rug, so the racks are on fire. Mia said to me, it was last night, actually, she had a dream, didn't she, about the house being on fire. She was that upset, bless her, over Christmas. And she keep, I don't know what it's, what it's from. But she's, I think, they did about the great fire of London in school. Yeah. And she's terrified of our house being on fire.

And we spoke to her and we showed her all the fire alarms and everything's safe and this and that. And she was crying the other night. But she has a real cry and a fake cry, don't she? And the fake cry is really obvious. And she was doing the fake cry. And you went in a bedroom, came back in our room and she'd stopped. And then in the morning she said to me, mum, I slept in my own bed all night.

And I said, I know you did really good. And she went, well, Papa said to me, if I didn't stop pretend crying, it smacked my woman gave me something really to cry about. And it made me laugh because my mom, I said, oh, did he? And she went, yeah, so she said, so I just stopped. But my mum used to say that to me all the time. I'll give you something to whinge about. I'll give you something to cry about.

Get over here. I said to her, I said, Mia, it's been an hour already. You've been like, we've been very nice. But this she stops now. I'm like, no, I'm like, if you're going to cry, I give you a reason to cry. So I have left or right, which one you want? You've got to do it. You've got to put that fear in.

It's not that I'm going to do it because I didn't have to do it and I won't do it. But just the thought of her thinking, oh, goodness me. Yeah. Yeah. It's that reminded me of my mum. So the producers know what's coming up. Yeah. We don't.

We genuinely find out in real time, as you guys do, listening. It's called a listen and don't judge style. It's a safe space. It is a safe space, thank God. And I'm glad there's other. people in this room so that we can't slog each other. Don't be afraid to fight your corner though and pick aside. For anyone who's listening, you need to pick aside as well.

Don't be afraid to get involved. Even if I say something that makes you realize your other half did the same, go at him. I'm all for it. You know, we share, we share alike. Debate time. Do you want to go first with your debate? You go first. I just struggle, you know, the week.

I know, do you know, we've got on really well this last week for the first time in eight months. Really? I struggle because I had so many to I didn't know which one to pick Oh I thought you meant you struggle to find one I give more like eight Really? Yeah I only gave a one

Really? Yeah Well that's how you see I have like eight things that I said to her Can you keep them for the following weeks Because I don't know if I'm going to have so many Do you want to go first then No you go Because I have for a long time

I can do a whole episode just on your debates My debate is so it's basically something that's happened in the week That's annoyed each other And we tell each other for the first time here. Mine was, it doesn't look as bad now because you got a little bit of stubble. Oh, the moustache.

But Gorka grew a pawn mustache without telling me. I didn't grow up a pawn mustache. You didn't grow up a pawn mustache. And then I came home from work and the beard was completely gone and it was just that tash. Well, I asked someone. Who did you ask?

For advice and opinion. Who did you ask her? Do you know? No. My daughter's six-year-old, Mia. Wow. I said, Mia, and Papa's thinking to do this. Because you know how she loves Benson.

She loves Benson, yeah. And I said, oh, Mia, Papa was, we were playing music the other day, and I was watching the video clip, and he came up, no? And I said to me, Papa, so I said to me, Mia, Papa, I tried thinking to do them, leave the mustache like Benson Boon. What you think is like, I think, she'll like, yeah, I think so, so like, yeah, yeah, you can try it. And I said, okay, I will see. So then I went to pick her up and I heard it and she looked at me. She's like, Papa, you did it. And I was like, yeah, it's like, yeah, I do like it.

So if you don't like it, it's fine. Me, I like... No, now you've got a bit of bird's stubble. It's not as bad. Also, because I'm quite pale at the moment. Yeah, but when I came home from work, everything was bold, apart from the tash. Everything was bold.

Yeah, it looked like he was at the YMCA. You don't know when I left just a tass down there? Can you do this? It's fun to stay at the YMCA. It's fun. That's what you look like. If you put a pair of aviated shades on, you'd look like you're part of the YMCA.

And I just came home from work and you were washing up and you just turned around and showed it me, and I went, Oh. I know it's funny because the other day, when I was, you were at home after I did it, Alias called me. And I was like, why she's calling me for? I answered the phone on FaceTime.

And he said, those beautiful things that I've got, please. Yeah. But what's the verdict on it? You're going to keep it? Well, yes, I think so. Just for a little bit. Okay. I mean, the beer will grow now.

Yeah, maybe get your barber Ross to cut it properly because it's longer on one side than the other. Well, please, Ross, can you give me an appointment? He's so busy. Well, don't you blame Ross, you got the wrong frigging day. Yeah, that's true. We booked Tiago in for his haircut pre-Christmas, because I want him to have a little Mohawk. I want his little side bits shaved.

I had a picture and everything. Gawker said, I saw, don't worry, I bug him with Ross. We go. It's the wrong day. No, that's not true. It is. I booked a date. I booked a date, and he gave it to me,

and I send it to you and you said, yes, I put it on the diary. I came home, and you said to me, oh, he have a haircut tomorrow. Okay, have a haircut tomorrow. and then he messages me, where are you? And I'm like, it's tomorrow. It's like, no, it's today. And I said, Jeb is like, oh, I have found the diaries tomorrow.

But you made the appointment. Jess, I made the appointment. He gave me the date. I copied the date and I past it on your WhatsApp. Anyway. So is my follow? It's your fault. It's our fault.

Our fault. But when Ross does fit him in, asking him to sort of that monstrosity. He liked that, actually. Oh, God. What's your dilemma about me? Which one of them? One of eight.

Go for number six. No, I'm joking, eh? It was a joke. To be honest, I actually struggled yesterday because I didn't know what to say. That's what I mean. We've got on, aren't we? For a while. Really?

I think so. I spend most of the holidays in the gym. That's true. In the sauna. So, yeah. So my one is, and you know it, and you do this quite a lot. And it's not a moaning. It's just a thing that just tell me so I can sort it out.

Okay. Yeah? So Gemma tends to sometimes put washings, yeah? and she does the washing she does two things once she puts the washing without telling me and then she gets on

with her day or needs to rush to work because she's busy which I get it but then tell me that you're doing the washing so I can take it out

and hang it or put it on the dryer so you forget and I forget because I don't know it's in the washing and then sometimes you do the washing then you take it out

put it in the dryer and the dryer finished and it's not dry enough and I don't know it's in the dryer again because you don't tell me. So then two days later I go to

put my washing or do a washing and the dryer is full of clothes they still damp in the dryer. Okay. So don't forget to tell me when you do a washing. Do you want me to give you one simple solution for it? Keep looking, no? Just whenever you're going to the utility, just open the dryer. I didn't really go

to the dryer or to the dryer if it's not to do a dryer or washing. Well, you should because it's a tag team. Sometimes I put like this morning, I put Benji's towels in because they had fox shit on them. It's awful. Yeah. Also don't use... Also, don't use... Also, don't use my towel, which is for the sauna. Don't use it.

The one that you pinched? No, I didn't pinched it. You pinched it, didn't you? No, I bought it. He always pinched his towels from hotels, FYI. It's not pinch. Towels, robes, slippers. We've got them from all, every hotel in the world in our wardrobe.

Who doesn't? It's a funny. It's memories. Because then when you, well, I pinched towels. You know what she pinched for our last hotel, holidays? Yeah. She pinched the car. the key for the buggy.

So that bag is not working because it doesn't have a key. We had it on our bowl, fruit bowl. Yeah. No, you don't put keys in the bowl. You don't say that, cricky. What do you mean? Do you not have that in Spain? What?

Oh. Keys in a bowl? Put your keys in a bowl. Put your keys in a bowl and go to a party. No? No. Thank the Lord. Should we move on?

I'm lost in translation right now. Rightly so. Let's move on. Let's solve someone's dilemma. Should we solve someone's dilemma? this is Sarah. Thank you for getting in touch, Sarah. She says, I've started dating someone

and they're really lovely, but there's one thing that's starting to really annoy me. Well, then leave it. Let's go. It's only one thing. One, then two, then three. She says, whenever they get to the bar before me, they order my favourite, in inverted commerce, drink.

Which is not, then. They'll come back all proud and saying, I got you a red wine and I know it's your favourite. And she said, I've only been on a few dates with them. And obviously I smile and say, oh my gosh, thank you so much. That's really kind. because it is thoughtful.

But inside, I'm thinking I actually really fancied a cider today because I fancy something sweet, or I was craving a gin and tonic. It feels ungrateful to say anything, but also I am allowed to want a different drink without sounding like a nightmare. Absolutely you are, Sarah. Yeah, you just say it. Yeah. Or if it's before you arrive and he's ordering,

just said, sorry, I don't want wine today, can you get me a drink? And if he is asking you, or he's going to go order, I will go like, sorry, I don't want wine, I won't do. this, you know? Yeah, that's the simple one, sir. I get there trying to impress, but also you've got a palette of many flavors. You should just say next time they do it, just go, do you know what, I'm not on wine tonight, you can have that, I'm going to get myself a gin.

Or when you're en route to the place in the cab or wherever, go, oh, I really fancy your gin and tonic tonight, me. Or also, if it's your partner, I know is trying to be gentleman and be surprising you, but, for example, if I was me, I would never order something without even asking. I will be like, I'm going to order, even if I get there early before you, I will be like, I'm going to order you on this. Like today, I go you a coffee. I knew you wanted a coffee. I know what you wanted.

He WhatsApp me, flat white with full fat milk, question mark? Yeah, just to make sure. So I also want to get you the right one, so you're happy. And also, I want to spend money. There's going to be a waste. I was going to say, it's not my happiness. It's your wallet you're thinking of. No, both.

Because actually, I was using your credit card, so it's fine. I would just say thank you. But I just, I get my own drinks. I once went on a date years and years ago. I hope you said that. Thank the Lord. Can you mind you say it was like a few months ago? I went on a date last month when Gork was in Spain.

No, but this really pissed me off. I think it would you actually goork. He ordered for me. Me? Not you. The guy was on a date. The waiter come over. Oh, twad.

he from the south? He was from down south. I've been here before so I'll get it and I was thinking... I bet he was wearing skinny jeans with no socks and lovers. I'm on fire today. You're Victor Meldrew. Hence why it didn't go anywhere but yeah. As you keep this stash. Ordering for someone I don't think's good. I think it takes away your right to choose and if you don't want a red wine you just say Sarah or you say I'll order this time. If someone orders for me before asking me I will say Can you order me a taxi, please I'm leaving. But thank you for getting in touch, Sarah. I appreciate it.

And keep us posted how it goes on your next date. Make sure you have that gin and tonic. What would you order for me if I was, if, like, you arrived before me. Would you know what drink I was having if we were swilling? If we were like going alcohol. Oh God, I thought you said swinging. I was like, whoa. He's got them bowls and keys on his mind.

No. Swilling, yes. I will get you a gin and tonic. Smooth G. Smooth G. Mother's ruin, we call it Sometimes, but I know you like it with L'Dflour tonic but I will get probably with

normal tonic, sometimes you just get a bit of the sweetness of the Lenderflower. And what about shots? What shot would I have? Café Patron. Cafe Patron, yes. Yeah. Which I have a bottle at home by the way. We do have a bottle at home. You don't know what it is because I just brought it out.

No, we've got the actual cafe one. Yes, the full big one. We got told it was going out of Christmas. Yeah, that was our drink of choice when we first met, wasn't it? I mean, if we ever we have a party, and we had a party once, it was, well, there wasn't even a party, it was, Anthony Joshua was having a massive boxing fight, and it was years and years ago, and it was on telly, and I said to you, let's invite everyone round to watch

it, and it turned into a party, didn't it? And my mum, bless her. Was absolutely leather and coffee bedroom. We give her coffee petron, and because it was like a liqueur, she thought you'd just sipped it like a coffee, so she was just topping herself up, want she? She had it in a little espresso mug thinking it was actual coffee.

I still having the memory of her like Oh, Anthony Joshua. She was, I've never seen my mom like that. Yeah, the sofa.

And she's not drank properly since. That's, it really messed her up. The following day she'd run me up and she said, I've never,

ever been as ill in my life of that stuff. I go, I don't think I can drink coffee but drawn anymore from my 30th. I go so ill

with it. Yeah. It's when you, I think it's Whenever you eat or drink something that makes you sick, I had a night on Sambuca once, or even say it may be whoever. That's why when your mum asked for aniseed,

don't like it, and I was so violently sick the next day, but all I could smell was Sambuca coming back at me, so I can't have it. I remember I was so like, I have to make myself sick, because you know when it sits bad on your stomach? So I was like, I cannot sleep like that.

I need to, like, throw it out. Yeah, and it comes up the same color that you drank it. Anyway, the next morning, and you know how much I love coffee, I remember walking on the coffee shop and the smell of the coffee bins was I had to leave the coffee shop because he was making me sick

and I love coffee The thing is though Whenever we go Aliash is the worst for it He loves a cafe Petron And we've got a mutual friend And he actually said to me the other day Ryan, we were talking about Aliash

And Ryan said to me Whenever I go out with him He said I hold my way He said I'm scared to go to the toilet He says because when I come back There's a shot of Cafe Patron On my seat He's like frightened to death

But I'm going to I'm glad you know what drinks I'd have. You'd have a tequila if I was ordering for you. Yeah. You like tequila. I love tequila. I don't drink. I don't like wine, I don't like beer,

but if I have to drink or if I drink, it's tequila. Tequila. It makes me happy. It doesn't give me hangover and doesn't make me feel like nothing. You know what I mean? It's Mexican, isn't it, tequila? Do you have like a little sombrero? It's the moustache.

I was going to say, I was going to put a little poncho on you and give you a shot. You look like, what's he called? It's the film with Jack Black. He goes like, are you going to suck my dick or give me a thousand pesos? Yeah. Yeah, what film is it? Is someone sucking my dick or are you paying me a thousand pesos?

Oh. Anyway. I don't know if we can say that, but it's okay. We've done it. It's fine. Lost in translation. Thank you, Sarah. Shall we move on to a little game this week?

Nacho Libre, that's the film. Natural Libre. Sometimes you say Noce Libre. What is natural Libre? What does it mean? Nacho Libre? Nacho is a name. in Spain.

Nacho? Ignacio. It's the short for Ignacio. Nacho. My friend is called Nacho. Hello Nacho is what you eat over here. Yeah, nachos is the... Natchez, the chips, yeah.

What cheese isn't your cheese? It's a... Nacho cheese! You lost it. What did the cheese say when it looked at itself in the mirror? Cheese! Hello me! Hello me!

That joke... Smell the cheese? Yeah. Have you heard... Have you not heard them jokes? That evil laugh. Okay, so natural and what's Libre mean? Libre means free.

Have you not watching the advert with, what's her name, Duolipa? Libre. Libre. The perfume. It's Adorant. Yeah, and free. She looks good to Eulipa, don't she? It's all right.

Not my type. She's very, very attractive. It's not my type. Too dark. What do you mean? Her. I've got dark hair. That's why I didn't want you to have dark hair.

Well, that's why I didn't want you to have a tash, because Benson Boone ain't my type. My boon is your type. We've got a game now, a couple's questioning game. Oh, I love these games. And we're seeing these questions for the first time. Do you want to do one each? Yes, but we'll answer together.

Yeah. Okay, do you want to do... How patronise him? Is that yet? Yeah, you go for it. Number one, if you lost me in the supermarket, where is the first place, what aisle would you look at first? You have two aisles.

One will be the dog aisle where it's all the toys for dogs or two, where it's all day, like, healthy, like, new things, you know, like nuts and... No, one. You will be getting nuts for Benji. Not nuts for Benji. Not for the squirrel. Freddy. Yeah.

Gorka bought some nuts home from the supermarket, and as he placed them down, he said to me, these are not for Freddy. He genuinely said that. He bought nuts for himself and told me I wasn't allowed to feed our pet squirrel. Yeah, he has... The pet squirrel has his own shell at home. Yeah, he has his own shelf. You would be in the aisle, I'd say, where all the meat and ham and stuff is,

or where all the, I'd say, the cleaning products and stuff, your cling film, your bin bags. Yeah, probably. He likes a bit of organisation. Describe my personality in three words. He's going first. You go. Doesn't count Victor Meldry's only two.

Okay. Negative. Pessimistic. No, I'd say you're... I'm about to live. Number one is stubborn. Number two is... I'm not stubborn.

Stubborn, determined. You're very determined to achieve your goals and do stuff, which is part of being stubborn, because if you don't do it first time, you'll keep going and going and going until you get it. Yeah. And I would say, funny.

You're very funny without knowing. I know. What would mine be? I'm not stubborn. The only time I'm stubborn is when I know... The fact you're arguing... about not being stubbing proves that you're stubborn. I am stubborn when I know I'm right.

Okay. If I know I'm not right, I just let you go. But when I know I'm right, I will be stubborn and I will prove you that I'm right. Okay. I will make it obvious that you know that I'm right. Describe my three words. Which is 90% of the time. You?

Lied back? Laid back? Lay back? Yeah. Messy. Yeah? Yeah? And loyal.

Because I'm Scorpio. Yeah? the most loyal sign of the zodiac. I don't know. We are. Not really. Yes, we are. No.

Ask any Scorpio. I have copier friends in there or having been loyal. Well, Scorpio's a very loyal, very detailed, and we're very understanding in times of trouble and we're there if you need us.

If you need me to batter someone for you, I would, because I'm Scorpio. Or I'd just ring someone to get it done for me instead. So I wasn't traceable. Question three,

what's a smell that reminds you of me? Fart. No. Joe Malone, pomegranate, noir. Yeah, I've been wearing that since 2009. Yeah. And it's a smell, for example. If I smell it, it doesn't matter how it's on you.

Like you were it the other day on Monday when you went to work and I smell it. But even if I smell it in the airport or in the shop or whatever I smell it, it always reminds me the same thing. Doesn't remind me, for example, like you were the other day. He reminds me at the Strickley Hotel, Saturday morning, leaving the hotel with your cream on your face like the gypsy magic cream that one you used to wear and the perfume on track is in your back

your underarmour grey backpack my backpack that he now gives me grief for because it's not a handbag back then it was acceptable because he was trying to win me over now he's swooned me no you don't like my backpack what smells when I go into a coffee shop

and I smell a good good quality coffee I think I always think to myself Gawker would like it here I always think that Or if I'm I don't know If I see some kind of food Or croissanty thing

In my head I think to myself Gawcred like that So I'd say a nice Deep roast coffee For you definitely What's the first thing you'd say If I called you up crying What's the matter what happened?

I'd say You're taking the piss What's happened Yeah What now Probably yeah What now yeah I'd say

Is it the kids What's happened to the kids? I don't think Have I ever rang you up crying? Yeah. Have I? Yeah. What was it for?

When you thought you were going to die in the hotel in London. Oh yeah, that one. Because you were sick. When I had norovirus. What do you know about me that no one else does? Probably nothing. I don't think I don't think I know anything about you that no one else does. I do some stuff, but I think probably something that I will know, Laura will know it, for example.

I was going to say my girl's WhatsApp group, we know everything about everyone's fellas. everyone's the girls know more about you than you do on that WhatsApp group I think all girls do that the lads not have that do you not have a chat with your lads about me or their girlfriend I don't have a chat

Do you and Jorge not talk about me and Lara? Yeah just to like you off Oh nothing like Yeah well that's what me and Laura do No just to tell how I could like Hang her today Oh Like for example I don't think boys are that way

You and the girls You I bet you and your group chats send like, oh, I fancy this guy. Oh, that's my crush. You know what I mean? We don't do that. I don't send Jorge a picture of a girl like, ooh, I fancy her. No.

Well, it's not random girls. Random lads. It's like famous lads. Yes, but still, I don't send him a picture of Eva Longoria and go like, oh, I fancy Lowe, Eva Longerre. Oh, she's so fit. I don't do that. There was a video.

You guys do that. It was Nicky Button Paul Skolls and they would deter saying whether they'd have a certain person for the Man United manager. And the name came up on the screen and he had to say, yes or no. And I said, how quick are they deciding? I said, Gawker had take friggin' ages. And Laura replied saying, Will would stand with his hand on his chin thinking about it for ages, the indecisive bastard. Be really snide on you both.

If you had to get my attention without saying my name, how would you do it? I'm not Benji. I'd go, pst. That's very rude. Well, how else can I get your attention without saying your name? What would you do? You'd clap or click. No, I don't do that. No, I hate that. I hate that. He's my peat. hate that. If someone does that in restaurants or anything, I can't bear it.

How would you get my attention? I'll just do the helicopter. Oh. I'll beep your horn. If you're in the car and I was coming out of a shop. I would say your name. Gemma! And lastly, if I got arrested...

I'll leave you there. What would you first guess be as to why I was arrested? To ask someone? Probably you just was someone who had a dog and did something to an animal? I was going to say it would be for like an animal protest. something. Because if your first thing to say is twat someone about me, that's so aggressive. True, but aggressive.

Yes, I saw you on your young age. Yeah. So, yeah. I know you're capable of. That's what I'm saying, and that's what worries me about if anyone hurts my kids, I'll go for their parents. I'll be that crazy mum at the football pitch. My one, I would be arrested probably for too much sparkle.

That's another thing that reminds me of you. What? If I walk past, like, someone who's, had a spray tan. You don't have spray tans, but the smell, because we used to have to have a spray tan on Strictly every Saturday. You used to have them. Yeah, you didn't need one, but I used to have them. I still remember the night that you came to my room and after your spray tan, slept with me and then you left my bed full of a spray tan. I know. Yeah. I don't like it. That was my very first spray. I'd never had a spray tan in my life until Strictly, and I had one. And it looked good,

but it smelled of like digestive biscuits. No. It didn't smell nice, does it? And then you have to leave it on for the 24 hours or something. Then wash it off. It was awful. And then you end up green. Yeah. Or orange. So yeah, that's all the questions, isn't it?

Yeah, that's all we got time for. Apologies, I just burped down the microphone. If anyone heard it, I hope you thought it was goka. But alas, it wasn't. It was me. That's what you do sometimes when you fart. You fart and go like, goka! When was it?

It was the other night when we were in bed. Benji was between us. And it was after like a, it was between Christmas and New Year. So it was when I was cane in Toblerones and all the gym. and stuff and I trumped and it was awful. No, you know what it's annoying? You know, you're fat? You know what you're not.

You're when your mom and Peter are at home or your uncle's lives at home, yeah? And they're around there. So already just, your parents are there. Don't do it. But she goes, pooh? And then it was like, go-ca! And I'm like, was like, it wasn't me.

Like, yes, she was. And I was like, no, it wasn't. I blamed Benji the other day. And Benji was like, looking at you like this. But he just went, poof, you fat. And I went, no. And he went, who,

and he started moving the duve in there, Benji, and then in the end, I cracked, and I said it was me. Probably all these men they are crushing you

after hearing this. They will stop having it. Benji judged me. Thank you so much for getting in touch. And thank you for listening. If you've made it this far and you're still listening, then God bless you.

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