The Overshare with Gemma Atkinson - Spanish chat up lines are CRINGE! | Lost In Translation

Episode Date: April 15, 2026

Cheesy chat up lines are Lost In Translation this week as Gorka shares what Spanish men say to woo a potential partner… however, it’s much better than what Gemma was once shouted at by a man in Liverpool! Also, Gemma has an embarrassing moment with mummy's music in her car, Gorka has been teaching Thiago how to “Willy, willy, willy” and only wrong answers will win this episode’s game! Contact us at [e-mail] or WhatsApp on 07761039898. Producers - Henry Hewitt & Molly CarterSenior Video Producer - Elena CottonSocial Media Producer - Cassidy RebeloProduction Assistant - Emily SpunginProduction Manager - Sarah NichollsExecutive Producer - Laurence BassettHead of Production - Cat MoranChief Creative Officer - Lucie Cave Follow us on social:www.instagram.com/lost.in.podcastwww.tiktok.com/@lost.in.podcast

Coming up. Proxima. Why? Lisa. Call with Lisa. Get your hat out. Ooh, his feet. He's going to be my boyfriend,

but he doesn't know yet. Unlevo co-seye with my sexual. Uh-huh. Because I'm lost, but I just look at your eyes to get lost. Oh, my gosh. That's cringe. Gemma, your dickhead. What you're saying that for?

There's a whore in this house. There's a whore in this house. Hiya, guys. Just two quick things. before we get into today's episode of Lost in Translation. The first one, please, please, can you take a moment to subscribe to the show? Wherever you're listening, it takes one second to subscribe and it will really, really help us, spread the word about the podcast.

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let's get back to it or as Gorks would say, vamos. Lost in translation is brought to you by Shell. Shell, I've got everything you need to keep be fuelled whether it's for a long journey or a quick shot. Well, here we are. Another episode. Look at you in pink, pretty in pink. To make you wink. It's pink to make the boys wink.

No, it's pink to make everybody wink. Doesn't matter if it's boys or girls. I've not seen you. You've been in rehearsals. I've been in London, yeah. It's rehearsing for the tour. I go a little brace, so I go a trip. A little trip up north.

For a few hours to the podcast and go back. Is it going okay? Yes. It's hard. It's hard work rehearsals. Rehearsons is the hardest part. It is. Yeah.

But anyway, it's different people. So, yeah, we're just walking around. But it's fun, you know. It's also like new faces doing the pro tour.

And it's nice. It's a good bunch. Oh, well, I look forward to coming to see it in Manchester. I expect some tickets. Welcome to Lostin Translation. It's Gemma and Gorka.

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you can watch these. I mean, if you can sit through our appearance. It is fun. You put it on the screen when you made your breakfast. It's very, I did it. I watched it. How many times is my mom asked me about YouTube now? You know, I watch a lot.

She keeps saying, how do I get it on the online, Gemma? How do I watch it? Do you know, for me, it's more easier to watch it listening on YouTube than listen on the podcast? Really? Yeah, because I like to see, so I get distracted watching it. I like to live. Yeah.

That's what we do. We listen and don't judge. Yeah. If people are watching us, they'll be judging. Look at him in a pink top. Look at her with a dry skin and hugs. It's nice. You don't like it?

I love it, yeah. It's very summary. If I was a female in the 80s, I'd fit right in. Without further ado. Your teeth won't feeling this up. What? Without further ado? Bamos.

Oh, God. So before we start this week's debate, we've had some lovely messages. Oh, I love a lovely messages. I wasn't going to go to the debate first. I was just going to ask you firstly how you are. Because you've been on your own. Yeah, I'm used to it. No, yeah, I am.

But I'm off work, so it's not as stressful. Okay. And the kids are off. So there's no school runs, which is helpful. Still taking Little Manton nursery. Hopefully you can make it to London next weekend. Oh, yeah. Mia wants to, she wants to go to Chinatown and see the lanterns.

And she wants to, what does she want to do? History Museum. She wants to go to Wensmister. Yeah. And they were, Buckingham Palace. I know. She wants to do all the touristy stuff. Because she's been doing it at school and everything.

Yeah. Last time I did a solo trip to London with Mia, it was to watch you on the Strictly Tour. And she was only three. I know, I have the cutest video still happening. And she was on the train, and she was so excited with the train. Meanwhile, I was fighting for my life not to vomit

because I always get travel sick on trains. That's a long time ago, isn't it? A long time ago, yeah, nearly four years ago. It's frightening, honestly, how time passes. I know. Yeah, it's been good Lots of Easter eggs still being devoured Which is cool

Is it where they've been nice Because the London has been quite sunny No, it's been all right, yeah But what I'll do I don't want to bring them both down on my own No, no, just Mia Yeah, I'll leave Tiago with my mum When he's a bit older

He won't get it anyway No He would be like And he'll imagine him trying to sit on the train For two and half hours He'll be running up and down Like an absolute menace And those toilet doors on the train

That they're a little Lock door locked door open, you'll be pressing that while I'm mid-white, can you imagine? Oh, but no, it's going good. Solo parenting is going good, but just hurry up. Hurry up with this tour and get home. That's my only advice for you. It's only have 35 shows.

35. So it's another five weeks. I am looking forward to seeing it, though. Are you going to get my producer Matthew some tickets for Manchester? Yes. My producer at the radio, Matt, him and his misses love strictly, and every time Gawkes on tour, he's always begging me tickets and I'm like, you could just buy them.

Yeah, but Matt comes because he must watch the girls, not of me. Oh, yeah, well, I don't think he's fussed about you. Yeah. His wife, maybe. But it's for the kids mainly. He's got two kids. Oh, remember that time that you came. That was funny.

You came to Manchester. You came with you and Helen. And it was Jeanette, Helen, Hugh, China and China's friend. Yes. And China's friend didn't know who you were. No, I would she. Yeah. She would keep saying like, ooh, his feet.

She's like, he's going to be my boyfriend. doesn't know it yet, remember? To me? Yes. When China was there, we're staying to China, and China was thinking, yeah, yeah. I don't remember. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure she did.

Yes. Maybe, yeah, but they were there. That's funny, and she didn't know that you were with me. Yeah, because after Neil told me, it's like, China's friend will keep saying, oh, he's saying, oh, she was saying it to China, not me. He's fit. He doesn't know yet, but he's going to be my boyfriend. And then China was thinking, oh, do you know, like his girlfriend is right there.

She should have stepped in and swooped you away, giving me a little. little break. I'm joking. Okay, let's get into our lovely listener messages for this ep. So the first one is from Lisa and she's responding on YouTube to when you goker said that Spanish go over to Ireland to learn English. She said, hey guys, love the pot as always. Thank you, Lisa.

My family who are English moved to the West Coast Island when our daughter was 13. We sent her to summer camp to make friends and there was only one friend she made who was Irish. They were mostly Spanish. If you ever come to Ireland and the weather's a bit of a shocker as there is officially a place that rains more than England, it's beautiful here though and it's a must-see. You guys will love it. And Gorka, I took you both to the gym with me and you had me laughing out loud with your Welsh accent. Brilliant. Oh, she took us on the pod. Ah, I thought she meant, yeah. Took us both off thinking when? Oh, so, yeah, so it was true then what you said about Spanish kids go to Ireland to learn English.

would I lie? No, it's not that you were lying, but I was thinking it was a weird thing to take them. It's because we call it like a, it's very big in Spain in the summer for your summer holidays, go for a couple of weeks to learn English and practice your English and you say with a family there or even at the end of your school, like school academics, you go there for a week, two weeks, or even a month and stay there and learn English. A lot of my friends did it. Oh, I think I'd be a bit panic, sending my kids off to a different country with a different family. Yeah, in fact, when I was going to spend the students with the stars, the driver they used to pick me up from the airport and take me to the studios, he asked me if I could recommend him where to go in England because they were about to send her daughter and they were looking to Ireland and stuff. Oh, no.

So I said to him somewhere like Oxford or like York because he's like a lot of young universities and young people. I said that to him, yeah. Imagine he said he's coming our house. The daughter's coming to stay with us for six months. It would be great for me and Tiago to learn Spanish. Well, we do need to get her a tutor, don't we? She's asked for all a few times now. Leanne has said, hi, Gemma and Gawker.

Can I do their heads? A nice blonde blue eyes from Seville. Why Seville specifically? It's just a job. Are they fit from Seville? That is no. They could be. I mean, not my types.

All right. Hi, Gemma and Gawker. Hello, Leanne. She says, I've only just listened to your St. David's Day episode, and I crease myself laughing. Your pronunciations of the Welsh language is so funny. I listen to you both in the car every week, and to be honest, I need an episode every day. Keep being you and thank you. Lots of love, Leanne from South Wales.

Quetch. Thank you very much. Thank you very much, Leanne, Ponte Pandy. Yes, or in Wales, I don't know how to say it. Fireman Sam, right? Mia was obsessed with Fireman Sam and Gawker Dance with Helen Skelton, who's lovely. She's still a good mate, isn't you hell? And it turned out she's worked with everyone, Helen.

She knows everybody. And we casually told her about Mia loving Fireman Sam. She was doing some of the voices for the cartoons. She was, basically, she's a voiceover in Fireman Sam. So she said, I know, the real Fireman Sam. Do you want me to do a message for Mia? And you were like, yeah. So Gorka come on one day and said, Mia, listen to this.

And it's Fireman Sam going, hello, Mia. It's Fireman Sam in Ponte, Pandy. And he's given her, and she, her little face. when we played it to her, she was like, and it was her little claim to fame that fireman Sam sent her a message. Well, it was, like, when I was in New York, and I told her that I went to the coffee shop of friends.

Friends. And I made up the... You said Rachel and Phoebe were in there. And she went like, really? Did you talk to them? And I said, yes, she was like... She loves Rachel, don't she? I'm friends.

She actually said to me, when I grow up, I have friends like Rachel, Phoebe and Monica. It's genuinely what she said. They are good friends. Yeah, it's like me, Laura and that. Yeah, but you're just a bit like... We're just poorer and scruffier. And more crazy.

Yeah. Yeah. Which one would I be out of Monica, Phoebe and Rachel? I know what my answer would be. I think you will be Rachel or Monica? I think Monica. I was going Phoebe. Phoebe?

Monica's the most OCD cleanest person ever. Everything has to be cleaning in its place. Rachel's just... She's too immaculately beautiful. Phoebe's vegetarian She's very just I don't know I was friends

But I was like obsessed with friends I like friends But I wasn't like I know them to the detail You know what I mean Oh I think I'd relate more to Phoebe Especially with the running If you know Phoebe's run You'll know I run like Phoebe

Really? Yeah Nice She can't run But thank you for your message Nicola's been on She says I love you guys I've watched every episode

From here in France We're worldwide We've had France New Zealand Sova Savavia Bring me some croissant. I fully understand that understanding Gorka's parents.

I have the same with my son's girlfriends. Oh, so when a son brings a girlfriend home, she's en Franca. In French. But you just need to say, Vuelebeau with me, sex, why, oui, I'm a pelleca. Yes, my good. No, that's Spanish.

Bon-amor. How do you say good in France? Tre bien, no, Trevié bien. Yeah. E, two, three, K, five, six, seven, the only thing I know is... Neat-dice. It's, will you putt me?

Csevoire? Does that mean, will you pipe me? It's like, I don't live with me tonight. It's a bit more polite, isn't it? Vuelevo to stay with me, sexo. Uh-huh. And Adam says, no matter what this pair speak about, the way Gorka looks at Gemma,

old school, love that. Like, you mean disgust or love? No, you love me. I do. I do. I do. Go on, let's do a close-up of you looking into my eyes. I always look at you like that.

You don't. always look at, you do occasionally, but sometimes you look at me with a frown. Yes, because you know, the person who loves you the most is the one who will be criticised the most because she wants the best for you. So the reason you criticise me for buying too many avatados is because you want the best for me. I'm picky on you, yes, because I'm looking after you and I'm tough on you because I love you, but I look you with pride. You know how proud I'm with you. I should think so. Yeah. I'm proud of you as well, actually. Especially this year. I genuinely am. You've done like really good stuff.

No, you've made, you've made good... That is such insane. No, you've made good decisions. You've followed your intuition and you've stood, you've been like... I mean, I don't know if I make good decisions, I just make decisions. No, but you have. Scary ones, but it's okay. And you've, you've done them with me as well. You've asked my opinion on stuff. Yeah.

Do you know what I mean? You've not just gone in blinds. Because I live with you. I would have asked Tiago but I don't think his opinion is really important right now you know what does it with Tiago keep saying at the minute he's gone through this this is so cool and he says it with a little lisp

this is so cool you know where's the funny thing so cool you know where's the funny thing that there a couple of weeks before I left he was you bath him yeah it was when I saw him there really really really yes but then I went to your mom so I told you I told you my mom that I showed him

that and your mom was really like yeah like Tiago willie willie willie willie willie did you do it to her he used to that and he went like your mom willie willie really oh no don't have him doing that your mom was dying was she was pissing herself oh god the thing is she'll piss herself with you i bet she'll say to me don't have Tiago doing that it's funny i think it's funny he was doing it he loves that it's so cool and there was the other one what was the other one you said to me this morning achy achy oh no mom mom achy He does that Wagga, waka, waka. Yeah, he goes like Hulk.

Yeah, he was like, waka, waka, waka. Hulk smash, and we've got a funny video of him, which will pop up. So when Gorka's back went a few weeks ago, Tiago, he had a roller, a foam roller Gorker, and he kept going on it going, oh, my back, on my back. And Tiago picked up the roller, and he started throwing it going, oh, my back.

Oh, my back. Oh, my back, yeah, copying you. My back, yeah, copy in you. Thank you, Adam. Jinks. So why is this called Lost in Translation? Do you want to explain? Because I'm lost, but I just look at your eyes, I get lost.

Oh my gosh. That's cringe. That is awful. If you just said that to me on our first day. I was saying that and I was feeling cringe at the same time. Do people use lines like that, really? No, they don't. Yeah.

Excuse me, I'm up. Why? I'm lost on you. Oh. There's many. Really? What other ones have you got? Hit me. I don't know.

Dush. I don't know. In Spain we said, Aanda by la sombra, that by the solar, bombone, it's derogued. What does that mean? What does that mean?

It's like, walk on the chair because in the heat the chocolates get melted. Oh. It's disgusting, yeah? Or like, are you a submarine? Because I'm sinking on you. I want to go down on you.

No, because you are more tight than the screws of a submarine. That's another one, they say. More tight? Yeah, like tight. Oh, I thought you meant as in the virgine. No, yeah. So you mean the body?

The body? Yeah, like, yeah. That's disgusting, yeah. Things like I never used, though. Well, I should hope not. I was just feeling disgusting saying they're lost in your eyes. I was like, that's cringe. I would be yourself leave.

Yeah, I would leave if someone said that. I'm lost in your eyes. I'd say, turn around and get lost in your eyes. Turn around and get lost elsewhere. Yeah. Oh, send us your most cringiest. If anyone's had a cringy comment like that on them, yeah.

Send them to, send them those. That would be funny, yeah? We'll read them out. This is rank, but it made me laugh. And it was in Liverpool. I think I've said this on there before. A scouser once shouted to me back when I was doing Oliocks. I love the scouse accent, but it was rank.

He went, Hi, Lisa, call me Lisa. Get your rat out. Ask me to get my rat out. What is your rat? Well, he was insinuating my virgin, get your rat out. Why they couldn't rat out? I don't know.

I mean, it doesn't resemble a rat in any way, shape, or form. But he shouted it. Your burger or I don't know, that cheeseburger. A burger? Yeah, it's like a cheeseburger, no? He shouted it. He shouted it driving past. In a now, cheeseburger, you know, double bacon sometimes.

Or double patty. Oh. So you'd say, get your burger out? No, don't. You wouldn't say that. But he shouted, get your rat out. Get your rat out. Lisa, get your rat out.

And he drove past in a white van. And then I remember going, oh, but then as he'd gone past, I thought, it was quite funny. Also, like, a rat is not appealing, you know? We would say he was there like a rat up a drain pipe. Oh, gosh. Like it, no, it doesn't mean that's not a sexual thing. That means if, like... No, no, I didn't thought it was sex.

If there was a coffee and croissant there, I'd say, he'd be out there like a rat up a drain pipe. I would, yeah. You'd be straight up there for a coffee and croissant. I would. Actually, I have fancy one now. I'm going to give you the WhatsApp number for your cheesy lines, because maybe you can voice-not-us your cheesy. your lines that you've ever heard and we can

have a discussion about them. Because he came up, sometimes on my Instagram came up like, you know, those really funny ones. A horror can send me something like that because we all sending jokes like this. It's O'Dable 7-6103-98989. So send us the voice note to that. O'Dable 7-6103-9898. Lost in Translation at bowermedia.com.com.

Or at lost.com.com podcast on socials. Oh, I'm still cringing it. I know. Anyway, should we go with the dilemmas this week? Yes. My dilemma has now gone. You miss me. I do miss you, but that's not the dilemma.

No one makes your running eggs like I do in the morning. No, it's because you didn't unpack your case from New York because you said there's no point because a lot of the stuff you're taking with you to London. So the office has been full of suitcases and clothes, but now they're gone because you're on tour. Yeah, but it was just finished now. Everything is gone. That's what I'm saying.

So it was, it was, the office has been in a dumping ground for about three weeks but I kept thinking to myself he's not unpacked because he's going to have to repack anyway so just leave it doesn't matter that you've got to do a zoom in there one like one luggage is full of stuff because already comes with me yeah my defense your life is that you took to London also

when you went to do your podcast there in London still on top of my luggagees which you could put everything back in it yeah but you could put it in the garage I sent the kids to my nieces the other week with a Mickey Mouse suitcase and you said we need a new one this is broke no it's not funny story it's the wheels doesn't go Funny story. When we first met, Gaw could give me a bit of grief for having an old suitcase.

Now, I'm only, if it's not broke, don't fix it vibe with anything. I'd add that suitcase for about eight years. I used it, what, twice a year max, if you go on holiday? Yes. He hated it. I used to tie a ribbon round it so that I knew it was mine when it came off the carousel. Or I'd put my initials on it. But that's another.

When you have your luggage, even if it looks similar, you have a ticket, yeah? This is stuck to the thing. and he says you're Atkinson, Gemma, just with it. But I used to tie a pink ribbon around it, and I'd sit there on the carousel, and I'd say, oh, there it is, the pink ribbon, that's ours. He pestered and pestered me to buy new luggage, extremely expensive luggage.

You showed it, mate. I said, absolutely not. I'm not paying that for a suitcase. She bought them. I use it twice a week, twice a year. I eventually caved. I brought them. He had him in the house.

I said, there you go. And he was like, look at this. Taping it. Fantastic. It's fantastic luggage. You were lifetime guaranteed. The first trip we went on holiday with the luggage. What happened?

You pulled it in. It frigging broke. I picked it up. The handle snapped off. I said to my eight-year-old, scruffy luggage would never have broke. All I did was pick it up. I know I'm strong, but I ain't that strong.

And what happened with the luggage? We had to send it off. And you would have a new one? Yeah, but I had to send it off to somewhere in London, months and months, and it come back, had a new one. What happened again the second time? Three weeks. What happened again the second time?

What happened? It broke. Which one? The same one. No, you don't have it. No, it haven't. It was a different one. Oh, the same brand.

Yes, but it wasn't zip my one. It was the one that I lost the code. I put the code and it closed on the wrong one and I couldn't open it. So me, I have to ask for a knife. You have to break it. And I went to the store and they replaced it. So that's a life guarantee. Very good.

Yeah, but I didn't need to change my little old suitcase with the pink ribbon on. It was fine. And when that went to the tip, I was heartbroken because that's seen some, fun nights. And how good it was when you were on the holidays with a big trolley, with the hugger in the prom, and with two fingers pushing the luggage, because she walks smoothly, because she's like a Ferrari. Wow. But that was my dilemma, but it's gone now. Yeah. And when you come back from tour, it can be all unpacked and put away. Yeah, thank you. I don't have a dilemma. Because I've not been there. Yeah. Your dilemma in a few weeks might be that you're

doing this from a hotel in London. And I'm doing it from here. So you're the one who's going to have all the connectivity issues. Imagine if it was me having to dial in, it just wouldn't happen, would it? I wouldn't be able to just solve anything. I make sure I book a hotel with nice Wi-Fi though. Alex Pence it to the podcast. Okay, should we solve one of your dilemmas? Right, as you guys know, Lost in Translation is brought to you by Shell, which is perfect for us because we stop by Shell all the time.

Our days get really ecic, so it's good to know that Shell is there when we need. are the place to go for any journey whether you need charge, full the car, or yourself need something from it? Yeah, well, this morning, I went there for breakfast, believe it or not, for the two guys doing the jet wash. We've got some fellas doing a jet wash at the minute at the house. They turned up without breakfast. And I said to them, don't worry, I'll just nips with a shell. Because you can get everything there. You've got your fruit, you can get veg, you can get sausage. All there, remember in the morning, last minute, me, I decided she wanted to have a glass of milk. and I was going to go to the supermarket

because I thought she didn't want in the morning so thank goodness we had the shell next to us so I just drive it five minutes back she was happy slatry go to school and her milk job done I never just use our local for fuel only because you go in there and you think oh I need that oh I need this I can just pick it up

I'd even use it for my parcels you know the parcel post yeah oh of course yeah you send your parcels from there as well just go in there put it in the box they take it finished job done shell has got you covered So this week's dilemma comes from Charlotte

and she says, Hi, Gemma and Gorka. I'm wondering if you can help me with a dilemma with my husband. I feel like we're Jeremy Kyle. As parents, you'll appreciate that sometimes you need time away from the family to re-energize or hang out with your friends. But it's the morning after a night out that I've started to have a problem with. If my husband goes out, I'll leave him in bed in the morning

so he can sleep off his hangover and I sort the kids. However, if I have a night out, I'm still. expected to get up with the kids whilst he rests because he's had a busy day with the kids without me. Am I expecting too much for it to be equal or shall I cut him some slack? Love the pod, Charlotte. I think it should be equal. Should be equal, Charlotte. 50, you know?

If you are a grown-up to go out with your mate and get absolutely hang over the next day, deal with it. He's having a lion. No, I know, but if, like, if you, that's what I'm saying, you're having a lying. Yeah. But if you don't let her having a lion, then you don't have a lion either. Just wake up at the same time. Or just say next. Next time, I'm going to stay in a hotel. Check out, I ain't till 11.

So I ain't going to be home till 12. Deal with it. So I think it should be like equal, yeah. I'm trying to think we, because we, I mean, it's different for it. We don't drink, do we really? Not really. Occasionally. On occasion. Also, if we go out, you might have, or you are with a guy, you have one or two gin and tonics, and then go home.

Like, no, it's like you're going to be home, like. And even if I'm... Trying to lock the door and I have you open the door for you. Even if I'm hung over, I'm one of them people where, and it annoys you, my sister's the same. You act like. in the morning, I'm doing things. Yeah, I want to go out. Let's go on a fresh walk.

Let's have a nice breakfast and I go on a fresh walk. I refuse to let the hangover get to me because I'm like, no, this isn't happening. I am not feeling like crap. I'm not eating crap. And I try and get power through. Then it gets to like three o'clock and I'm like, oh my God, I feel like shite. And to be honest, if we've been hangover, we've been together. Yeah.

The next morning anyway. Like your birthday, 40th birthday, for example, or things like that. That was awful. That was a long time ago. And we had to take, I had my 40th at the Hilt. in Manchester and we hired out the, was it called Bar 21? What's it called? I don't know.

Cloud. Cloud. Yeah. And we hired out the Cloud Restaurant at the Bar. And there was over 100 people who come. And they all brought gifts, which was really lovely. And all the staff put the gifts in our hotel. And we had to carry over 100 presents from the room to the car.

It took about six goes. And we were on the top floor because we had a suite for my birthday. For me, the worst part, it was happening with your first. family for an Italian dinner and hangover. Yeah, and we booked an Italian the next day with my auntie and uncle, my mum, and I couldn't eat anything because I was thinking I'm going to throw up. And then that same day, Tiago started, didn't they? We have to go to A&E?

We had to go to E&E the day after my 40s. And me, huh, both of them? They were with the earache. They both had infections. I was sat in A&E, and I started crying, didn't I? I was sat in A&E. I was hung over, and I had the both kids. And I kept saying to the doctor, it was my 40th.

last night because I didn't want him to think I just had a random night out and I said to you what kind of parents are we were in A&E and we're both hung over they're going to think we don't care even ask your mum to drive us your mum has to drive us because you were thinking we can we cannot drive and my mum it was always something isn't it on the day so your mom was a driver she's driving she drove us there we took the kids to A&E stinking of booze I mean I was I had shedlose drink it was my 40th I went wild I let my pebs down do you know what I mean and then my mom had to driver's home. That's what we say.

Girls let your prebs down tonight. And it means that means you're going wild. It's not going out, out. It's letting your pebs down. But I burst into tears in A&E because I said to go, okay, what kind of parents get drunk and then have to do this?

Many? Yeah. I bet many if they do there. But that was the last time I had a bad hangover. It was my 40th. And I'm nearly 42, so that's not good. That's not bad going.

Is every even number? Yeah. But I, yeah, I should have a big 42nd just because why not? 42 and it's still thriving. Yeah. I love a party. 42, 24, you know? I'll do that.

I genuinely will book a working men's club. Yeah. Just go full Phoenix nights. Yeah. You can be the stripper. Get veto down for Nat, even though she's got a fella who doesn't know she fancies veto. Ah, and that's going to go.

Gemma, you dickhead. What you're saying that for? But what do we do for Charlotte? So I would say Charlotte, tell him. Tell him. It's the same way. It goes both ways. If you want to have fun and then go out and I let you sleep, you let me sleep.

Or I wake up and you wake up. Yeah. So you have to say part of the night out is till 12 o'clock the next day. Until midday the next day. Like a checkout of the hotel. That's the checkout. You have to treat it like a hotel. Get one of those do not disturb signs.

So you can get them. You can buy them on Amazon. Just put that on your door and make it again with the kids. Just say to her. say to the kids when it says do not disturb it means you can't

come in mummy's room and make it again for the kids and then say to your fella when that sign is on don't bother me because I'm hanging out my ass in here

and I need all the other people but she'll keep that for our room also so then we tell me and Mia if he says don't disturb don't come in because you'll have it and don't disturb

all the whole time oh no just for sleep you know coming in three in the morning mommy I can't sleep she came in the other day didn't she yeah

333 the witching hour on the door 333 the door opened and she stands in her does anyone else his kids stand in silhouette. And they just walk to the side of your bed, don't they?

And they just stand. And they always come to my side. No, sometimes it comes to mine. She stands right over me and just looks down at me. And goes... Yeah, and it's always in a silhouette. It's like something out of a horror movie. And then she got the baby monitor, didn't she?

Flipped it over. It was so bright. And I said, stop messing with my phone. And she said, it's not the phone, it's the monitor. I'm checking my brother. Bless her. But yeah, that's what I do, Charlotte. Get one of them signs.

Stick it on the door and say to you, If you get me up again before 12 on the next night out, I'll be banging the pots and pans on your morning of the hangover. That's what I would do. I agree. Should you play a game? Yes. So the game is called the wrong answer game.

Okay. We're going to ask each other some quick-fire questions and the other person has to answer with the first wrong answer that comes to the head. What do you mean wrong answer? So if I said, what colour of my answer? eyes. Green. That's the right answer. Yeah. So you'd lose. You'd have to say the wrong answer. Okay. The first wrong answer that. So practice. Blue. You are sure blue. Yeah. That's not true.

The green. There you go. They're actually hazel. It's only took your eight years. No, they're green blue. Hazel. Like mine. Yeah. It's a hazel. I'd say hazel is hazeln lad, no. No. Hazel's green. You're blue, I think. But it's like if they said, has Gorka got a beard, I'd have to say no. I don't have. Because you have. You've got bum fluff. That's not be it, there you go. So, ready? I've got questions for you. Yeah.

You've got questions for me. Okay. So, the first question, what is my best feature? Joe, I, or a bum. So that means you don't think my bum's my best feature? No. Your face is beautiful. Oh.

Really? Yeah. God bless you. Yeah. That's really kind. Yeah. I thought you're going to say some of crude like my chebs or something. No.

Oh. Name an animal that you'd find. finding a zoo? A dog. He's quite good at this, isn't it? Mia and they've never been to a zoo, have they? And I'm really strict with every year, you know, he's you. When we go to Tenerife, do you want to go to the water park?

Loro part, yes, yeah. And I say no, because they've got dolphins in captivity. And Mia goes, yeah, but I'll just go on the slide. And I say no, because we're paying to go in. We're funding it. Yeah. So we're not going. Go to the beach instead, get a pedalo.

Question. It's better if we go one each So then it's difficult to think Yeah, you can do the next two Name a pizza topping Cucumber You can put that on a pizza You can put anything on a pizza

Noodles Nah, there you go What is your favourite film Rambo You do one What's your favourite music artist Bad Bunny After the Super Bowl

Actually, could be Nah I don't understand the lyrics If you understood what he was saying I would Although I know the I like he light There's not him. That's a Cardi B.

Oh, speaking of Cardi B, Tiago at the minute is obsessed with the as was. Everybody get on the floor. Everybody walk their dinosaur loves it. Give me him a phone in the car the other day as I was loading the car. He put Cardi B. He wanted that on, Walk the Dinosaur. And she was going, Mom, I can't find what the dinosaur. I said he's definitely on there. I said it's on Spotify. I can't find it.

I said, start typing it in. So she put in W-A, WAP came on. The top, because it's a pink album cover. I was in the house, it was connected to the car. She pressed play. And I'm literally, you're in the hallway of our house. And I'd left the car doors open. It was when it was warm.

And all I heard was, there's a ho in this house, there's a ho in this house. And I thought, what the hell? So I put my stuff down, and it was going, wet air, Pussy, make that pull-out game week. And Mia was sat there going, and Tiago was just looking at me smiling. I said, give me that phone.

And I took it off, and she said, it was pink, mummy. I thought it was kids. I said, that's not for kids, no. But it was because she was typing in Walk, and because I'd listen to it on the way, oh, and Wap. Yeah, I love Cardi B. And then, so I put Walk the Dinosaur on, and as I'm driving, she said, what was that song, Mummy?

I said, it doesn't matter. I said, it's Mummy's song. But it was connected to the car. And the doors were open because... Yeah. And it was... There's a ho in this house. I mean, you were in the house, so...

Yeah, well, no. I was thinking, what... Why is that on? To be honest. It got to pull out game week and then I stopped it. And Tiago was like kicking his legs to it. To be fair, Tiago had a little... He was like in the beat, but then I put what the dinosaur on.

Nice. Okay, next question. What color is grass? Blue. What did you last blow your nose with? A trainer. Okay, what's five and two? Twelve.

I wouldn't know five, six, seven. I'd have to go six, seven. Give me an example of a nice smell. A fart. Nice. Because that would be an awful smell, isn't it? What's the capital of Spain? Cuenca.

Cuenca? Where is that? Is that in Spain, yeah? What hair product do you use? Vomit. Where was the last place you had a wee? In the shower You probably do

Do you wee in the shower? I do TBC I do I know you do Not on purpose It's if I can't help it I was gonna say

On you Oh no I'd absolutely batter you There you go I don't see We've had Have we had a shower together Yes

In the earlier days Yeah Recently have we or not No I don't think we have I don't think we'd fit in it together We do Yeah

But no I don't try I don't do it on purpose. I always try and have a way, but if I'm in there and I need a way, I have to just... Yeah, I don't mind there. No. You're cleaning the shower anyway.

Yeah. That's true. And lastly... Actually, it's a quick question that for the listeners. There's some people that's like, do you wear in the shower, no one in the shower? I think everyone does.

Do you put the toilet paper behind or the roll in the paper in front? No, mine's always behind. Do you mean? You always put it on front? I don't know. Mine's always because I always turn it. I don't care. I just put it on.

I don't mind. What do you wear on your feet while dancing? Hills. That's the right answer No Our train is always You have Cuban heels When you're dancing

I mean like proper heels What you're wearing on the tour Cubans No I never were Cubans Converse Yeah mostly times Or just like lower heel ones Ballroom ones

Okay You see My questions for you Were done If you get any more for me What is the one thing You can live without Cats

Can you mind Can you What do you have Fortilas night Quack It's definitely the wrong answer. That's true.

Oh, Gorka tried to be, not piping, but you tried to give me a hug through the morning, didn't you? And Benji got well annoyed. Yeah, he... If anyone hugs me in our house, Benji loses his mind.

We wake up very early for a reason, like 6 a.m. The kids were made for another hour and a half. So we're having a coffee morning. It was nice and sunny. He's lovely. And I tried to hug her, and I was just having a hug.

And I was like, I went to him. Please, can you just let me have fun? Five minutes with her. You don't like it if anyone... I know. And the kids. I like that game. It was a good game.

I wish we had more. It just made the ram. Come on. Okay. What could you not live without? Benji. Can you imagine? After I imagine, you've said it now.

It's too late. No, I couldn't live without. Wrong answers only. Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. So many things, but I'm just trying to think. My phone. Look at us. We're in sync today, aren't we? Do you know what?

The eight hours that I was on the plane, I had internet. But people doesn't know that I have internet. So the only people that I could contact is it was the people that I wanted to speak or I have to speak, like you, for example, check on you. You messaged me a lot on the plane. Yeah, because I was on the plane, yeah? You were bored, I could tell.

But, for example, in those eight hours, I got done so much work, they're at home, I will get distracted for no reason. I don't know if you've noticed or not. You might not. I don't know. I've actively trying to be... So I go on my phone at night before bed when you're on your laptop to reply to any WhatsApp and stuff. But from when I come in the house from work until before going to bed, I've been leaving my phone.

And it's good because you have a very bad habit. Yeah. You used to walk in the house. And go on my phone. And be in the house and you've been in the corner, plug in your phone, and you're in the phone, and you're like, thanks, good chat. You just came home. How are you? And I'd hate it. And the reason why, because from three in the afternoon until seven, I can't be on my phone really because I'm hosting a live radio show. And so many emails come in, ping, ping, ping,

so I think I'll reply when I get home. But then I realized I was getting home at quarter to eight, replying to all the emails and stuff. And it's half eight before I've even stopped. And I can't bear it. That's also like a bio-organization to you. That's like everybody that. But it's actually by organization because, for example,

even if you come home and you go to bed, it's fine you do it there because I'm watching my series, so I'm stretching. I don't like being on my phone in bed. I hate it. That's what I mean. So that's back schedule and you should do it. Any email, like, I got so many messages and emails when before bed.

The day after. I didn't reply. I just go in the morning and I draw me at the school and I know from like 9 to 9.30, I'll reply to them. If you email me during the day and I have another slot in the afternoon, I reply you. If not. Yeah, but sometimes I get them and it says like urgent. It's different. And I'm on the radio.

I think I can't respond to that, but I will do when I get home. Yeah. But I've actively made a point not to do it. I've been putting music on actually and leaving it upstairs, like baby piano music. Like, for example, you're with training. You go to train and then you get annoyed because you get a lot of emails or calls

and you feel bad, not answering them or replying. And then I go, how is your session? It was like, oh, I had the training. Such a body called. Which if someone calls me, I have so many times I've been on the treadmill and you have you called me. I know you calling me and I ignore you. What if it's an emergency?

You will call me again and again, not just once. Yes, you do. I'd call me mum instead, then I think bollocks to him. Yeah, but if you call me, someone is important, then we'll re-insist. Do you know what I mean? Or says, please call me A-Sab. Well, I'll do that then.

So I'll make a pact on here, so you're all accountable. I'm accountable to all of you. I'm accountable to all of you. I want to be on my phone. Training for me, and for you, it's part of our life every day. Yeah, it's a schedule. It's like drinking a coffee or having breakfast, you know what I mean? It's work also.

So you put it as a, like, for me training, it's like I have a meeting, at work or I'm doing the podcast. I won't let those 45 minutes that I'm training in one hour, no one interrupt me. Yeah, no, I don't like it. It's not that important, you know what I mean? Can't wait. It's because I'm in demand, Gawker, all the time.

But it's true. It is true. That's all we've got time for today. That's gone quick, hasn't it? Well, I do get the train back to London, so he's got to get some dancing. He's got to go dancing again. But thank you for having us on this week. Thank you for tuning in. If you do want to get in touch, it's lost in translation at bowermedia.com.com.

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