The Overshare with Gemma Atkinson - Why Is This Suddenly Giving Me the Ick… | Lost in Translation

Episode Date: March 18, 2026

Have you ever pretended to be a celebrity for free drinks… or accidentally started an international rumour your dad is Mr Bean? Yeah, same. Gemma and Gorka spill on mistaken identities, VIP treatment gone wrong, and the moment a lie spirals way too far. We're asking would you call your partner out for a bedroom “ick”… or just suffer in silence? We tell all with one of the most controversial relationship dilemmas yet.... AND we’re talking inside-out underwear, leaving the house in slippers and toothpaste stains mid-workday - it happens to the best of us right? Contact us at [e-mail] or on 07761039898. Follow us over at @lostinpodcast. Producers - Henry Hewitt & Molly CarterSenior Video Producer - Elena CottonSocial Media Producer - Cassidy RebeloProduction Assistant - Emily SpunginProduction Manager - Sarah NichollsExecutive Producer - Laurence BassettHead of Production - Cat MoranChief Creative Officer - Lucie Cave

Coming up. Proximately. Oh, me's a Kinsan-no. The fact say, Gemma. Bloody hell, I'm covered in shit. You should do a book about how lose sex appeal. Hello, Dijimba. Hello.

Who did he? I've started the room with that, Mr. Beans, Dad. Go! Hiya, guys. Just two quick things before we get into today's episode of Lost in Translation. The first one, please, please, can you take a moment to subscribe to the show? Wherever you're listening, it takes one second to... subscribe and it will really, really help us spread the word about the podcast. And number two,

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Right, let's get back to it. Or as gawks would say, Vamos! Well, hello. Hello. I'm saying that to you like I've not seen you. I saw you literally half an hour ago leaving the house saying, don't be late, Gemma.

Yes. Oh, you didn't brought me a coffee. I would love a coffee. You can get one after this? I would love to, yeah, a nice coffee. Not croissant, but I'm not eating croissant. Coffee and a croissant. It's Gemma and Gorka.

Welcome to another episode of Lost in Translation. Hope everyone's well. Hope everyone's enjoying this little bit of spring with having... Have you noticed how light it's getting, by the way? Yes. 5.30 is still light. That makes all the difference to me, to my mood, to my energy levels. Nice.

Just when I'm at work, because I'm at work till 7, And when I look out the window of our studio, we overlook Castle Cay's, so it's got the barges and the canal and everything. And you see the revellers, we call them. We say, oh, look, the revelers are out, because you see people stood outside talking in the pub at like half five. Nice. They're outdoors, whereas normally they're being blown, left, right and centre, wet through.

So it's getting nice and warmer. Yeah. I'm all for it. It's getting lighter. I mean, I'm happy because it means I can push my dinner slightly later. Oh no Would you push your bedtime later? No, just the late eating

Because obviously the light I have a little extra window To it because it's daylight Oh right, okay Try to don't eat when it's dark You know Does his sarcadian rhythm darling There's like body hacks things

That you're into it I wear my blue light blockers From about 4 o'clock in the afternoon And I look ridiculous But it has helped my sleep My recovery And my wooke's been spot on I just want to make a very bad joke

Or don't if it's a bad one And it's very rude It's a judgment-free zone This we say We listen, we don't judge We solve dilemmas You get in touch And if you do want to get in touch

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Let's Talking about getting in touch we got some messages here from the listeners, including one from a famous comedian. Firstly though, we have this voice note from Jody. Hi, Gemma Rangorke. Just a funny little story to tell you. When I was about 18 or 19, I used to get stopped quite often and asked if I was Lisa from Holyoaks. And I went to a nightclub once and the bouncers asked me if I was her and I said yes. And I got a VIP treatise. and free drinks all night.

Just sort of funny little story that you'd like to know. I love that, Jodie. She pretends to be you. Lisa Hunter. Not me. Lisa Hunter from Hollyoaks. I played Lisa Hunter, yeah. She was a legend.

She must look like you then. Yeah. I love that you dined out on that, Jody. Something similar actually happened to me. I think I've ever told you about the, I've got an upgrade in Thailand because of my dad. So basically I was shooting... Oh yeah.

I was shooting a calendar in Thailand, and I love Thailand. absolutely love it. And I checked into the hotel and they told me they'd give me an upgrade. And I was like, oh my gosh, really. And they were like, yeah, absolutely, Miss Atkinson. You've got the suite. You've got the views.

So I was like, okay. So I went in and my agent at the time was like, oh my God, have you got this room? I said, they've just upgraded me back. And we were shooting there, but they wouldn't, you know, it's Thailand. I wasn't known over in Thailand. And then throughout the whole trip, anything I wanted, literally, they couldn't do it quick enough. And it's known as the land of the Smile Thailand. It's beautiful.

My uncle Bernard, his hobbies from Thailand. And it's just, it's amazing. But they were so, so nice to the point where it was a bit... Weird. A bit awkward, a bit weird, because you feel like... I felt like saying to the... Honestly, it's fine. I can do it myself.

Every little thing they were doing for me, but no one else. And then when I was at checkout, the lady at the tale, she said to me, by the way, we love your dad. And I said, my dad. And she was like, oh, my gosh, she's amazing. amazing, we love him. How is he? And my dad had died like years earlier, so I was thinking, well, he's currently not doing too well. So I said, too, I said, I'm really sorry. I said, my dad died. And she went, oh, Ms. Harkins said, no, your dad died. And I said, yeah, I said, it was a while back.

I said, it's fine, I'm okay. She said something in Thailand, in Thai, to the staff, they all care around and got upset. And I said, can I just ask? I said, how did you know my dad? And she went, Mr. Bean. And I was going, what? And she spun the computer around. And it was on Wikipedia and Google that my dad was Rowan Atkinson. Literally. And I said, that's not my dad.

And then they looked to me and went, oh. And all week they'd been treating me like royalty thinking my dad was Rowan Atkinson. And when I told them that it obviously passed away, they were devastated. I was carry on there. I said to Becker. I said, I started the room with that, Mr. Beans die. Because it's the only TV show. it's in every country because he doesn't speak.

I remember that when you do it straight for the first time and I googled you and you could announce because I didn't know who you were. I saw that and I thought, she can be the Mr. Bind doctor. Yeah, well, someone that saw her headline it said, this, how was this produced that? And it was an arrow on it,

but he was pulling a really funny face. But yeah, it's a rumor, but it got me upgraded and loads of free treatment in Thailand until they found out that it wasn't true. And then we did a calendar there, again the year after it, I didn't get the same treatment. I only go confused on the train if I was a football player from City. Yes, who is it?

Matt. You mean they said that when I have shaved hair, I look like Eden Hazard. Eden Hazard, yeah. Gorka gets mistaken for Eden Hazard when he has a shaved head. Yeah. I think you're all better looking than Eden, soazard, but I think you are. But I love that for you, Jody. Fair play, dining out on Lisa Hunter.

Good for you. Yeah. That's a little perks. We've also had a message from Hayley It says Hey Gem and Gorks I love you and I love the podcast

It's hilarious Thank you Hayley I've been looking for a sound snippet Of you impersonating gawks Saying fact sake Gemma But I can't find it anywhere I want to use it for my message tone As I nearly pee myself

When I hear it I can do the real ones You can have that one Yeah For fact say Gemma Do it again clean for her. For fuck's sake, Gemma. There you go. My ringtone in

Olios used to be, I'm not even joking, not my ringtone, my message. It was bloody hell, I'm covered in shit. But it was said in that accent. Me and a few mates, we left each other messages for message alerts. But Joe,

it's crazy back in the day. Joy used to pay for ringtones and stuff. Now my phone's on silent all the time. And if it rings, I actively look at it ringing. thinking, I am not answering, message me. But that was, whenever I got a text message in my Oli Oaks days, my phone went, bloody hell, I'm covered in shit. We've also had one from Pete.

We've got lots of messages today. Do you want to repeat? Yeah, I can try. Hi, Gem Monga. Me and my wife, watch your weekly podcast via YouTube. Oh, thank you for watching. You both make us love. But this week's heartbreak was very funny.

when you were talking about first date, full bush, oh my God, I nearly spat my coffee out. First date's full bush. That was when we were saying back in the day, me and the girls, you didn't groom. We used to say, don't groom, because then you won't want to show it him. So no matter what happened, if you're on your first date, no, if you wanted to, whatever, you used to think,

no, because I've got full bush. Also, walking the dog and realizing you had gone commando, what that means? Commando, it means your knickers aren't on. and actually I wasn't even going to say this but I just went to the toilet I've got them on but you'll never guess what I've done with them they are inside out

they are inside out so the little bit that should be flower facing is outwards now you can use them again tomorrow because they are still clean inside I don't know how I've managed I've managed to do that yeah it's not facing the flower you should do a book of how

lose sex appeal this the rest of the rest of his message says about 20 years ago, my wife Kay was on the school run and she had a very hectic morning after dropping one off at school. She then had to push the other in the pram to our local centre to withdraw money from the ATM. She was waiting for the money. She looked down to realise that she'd left the house and she hadn't put her shoes on. She'd come out wearing a slippers in the day and age before people wore PJs to ASDA so it doesn't sound too drastic now but 20 years ago was very different. She was mortified.

Best wishes, Pete and Kay, and yes, we are Peter and Kay. Peter Kay, never mind. Oh, you won't know Phoenix Knights? Yeah, no. Oh, please can we watch it? Nope. You like Sammy Snake? No.

It's a 10-foot cock and balls, man. He says, P.S., keep the podcast coming. P.S., my claim to fame is I'm Nick Grimshaw's cousin. Oh, Nick's lovely. Nick interviewed me years and years ago. He won't remember it. You won't remember it at all. But it was very, very lovely.

Yeah, I did a show in the morning. He did the breakfast radio, no? Yeah. And he was a judge in X-Factor. Would you judge someone, if you saw them out in the PJs or slippers? No, I don't care. You don't care about that stuff, do you? I walk Benji in my P-Js sometime.

Only my P-J-bottoms, actually on my top as well. Probably, like, if it was you, I would say something, but I won't be judging you. I will just be pre-warning you of a situation that can happen. Yeah. That makes sense. But this is one thing we always get lost in translation about. In fact, I sent you a picture the other day. So there was...

And you blame them. They're doing their job. Yeah. There was perhaps outside work the other day for me. And I don't even know why they were there. There was nothing going on. But I was in my track is. I had no makeup on it.

Because I work in the radio. It's a studio where you're heard but not seen. Well, you're recorded before I'm in my opinion. Yeah, but I am thinking when you have to go to events and you expect it to look a certain way, I get it. But day to day, I should be able to be comfortable. You know what? You know what? Is the same thing happening in the podcast?

Last week, when you were wearing the T-shirt. I do get it. And then you went away and then you watch the video and you get upset. A lot of the day-oh, my God, I look awful. And then you do that. In the radio studio, yeah? You have cameras, which they record all the clips of social media now. I know.

And every time there is a clip of social media of you, you moan about it and said, I look all. I look disgusting. No, I don't say look disgusting. I'd never say that about myself. There's the picture. So basically, there was a pap outside work and he was trying to take my picture

and I got so angry. I never get angry. But I was like, no, because I know you're going to sell that picture because you know I look like shit. And then people are messaging, oh, she looks this, she looks that. And that's not happened to me

in a long time, that feeling of like, I don't want him to see me like this. But anyway, I ordered Mira a suitcase for our holiday in the summer and it was still in my boots so I thought I've that you bastard so I got out the car with it like that. That's literally, literally all he got.

But I did message him after because he tagged me on Instagram and I did message him and I just went look I said I'm really sorry for coming across rude. I said it was just one of those days where I didn't look off or feel anywhere near myself. You went on your period also so.

I was like I really didn't want my picture plastered everywhere just for people to comment and how ugly and disgusting a look. I just can't be asked with that. But Gemma, you're beautiful naturally anyway. I know this and I'm very secure. That sounds big edd. No, I'm saying that you are a person that you don't need makeup of full drama.

You are beautiful or anything. But if you spend just five minutes putting some effort, you won't have that drama. No. Before you live, look at yourself in the mirror. If it's a dog walk, I shouldn't have to put in the effort. I shouldn't have to wear makeup for a dog walk. I'm comfortable in my own skin gulks. The problem is that, no, not for the dog walk.

The problem is that you put the wrong thing. thing for the wrong reason. Like you go to the dog walk and you will wear the white trainers. They need washing, don't they? And then when you have the way white trainers to go to the radio, so you look decent, they're full of mud and ruined. Part of the reason, I mean, I love the radio job and part of the reason I took it was I met him, I said to you know, the first time I said no to strictly was because

I specifically said to my agent Becker, I was doing the breakfast show at the time and I said, I'm in a job Becker where I absolutely love it, it's great for me, but there's no judgment because I'm just on air. And I said if I do strictly, it's the biggest show on telly, it's going to put me back in that position where people can be snide. But then she was like, yeah, but you're older now. You can deal with it now. People can be snide anyway.

Oh, people are always snide. It's not people being snide, how you react to it, how you day get. So it's up to you. That's what I mean, and that's what I'm saying for years. For the last 20 years, I've took it in my stride, were to the point where it doesn't bother me. But that one day, I don't know what it was. Might have been Perry's.

But I don't... For example, I don't take it like... And I don't... I could have a picture of me being like... I don't know, wearing something that I doesn't look okay. And people said, oh, look amazing, blah, blah, blah. But if I don't like it, I know I don't like it. You can be the opposite.

And it won't affect me anyway, I mean. Yeah. That's why it confused me and that's why I did message him afterwards. And I apologize. I'm really sorry. I just didn't want my picture everywhere that day. I'm so sorry. And he come back and he just said,

he said, to be fair, I understand. He said it wasn't me who shouted at you because the other one shouted some at Snide at me. I forgot so. He shouted to him at Arcee. But yeah, he was just doing this job. And I do apologize again, but I just felt awful. What I'm saying is like, even in the radio,

you're recording in the radio for social media nowadays. So I really clear that you are in the radio. Yeah, but I'm not going to put makeup on every day to sit on work. No, I'm not saying you have to go full glam. Jesus. Like you're going to go to do this. award, do you mean? No, I ain't got time for that. It's just more the after you're

going to be moaning about it. I'd rather my skin be free than Cateen Foundation. I'm not talking about makeup, I'm talking about clothes, a dress. I just wear your clothes and I'll always look cool. Problem solved. The other day you were for four hours in the studio show being recalled for social media with a jumper with a full stain

of toothpaste. That's what I mean. The toothpaste had dropped right in my boobs so it looked like I was lactating, probably where the pregnancy stuff come from. Do you what I mean? So that's what I'm saying things like that. I'm not bothered. You're not bothered now,

but then when you see yourself, you're bothered. I wasn't bothered. I walked in the house after the day at work and you straight away, like a, you didn't even go high

you just went, what is that? Yeah. And I just looked down and went, oh, it's toothpaste. Yeah. And you were like,

you've been on day like that. And I said, well, I cleaned my teeth this morning. Yes, but I didn't, I didn't notice it until I got to work. I'm not going to take it off at work.

So you have a look at yourself before you leave the house? No. I just trusted that I looked flawless. No. I don't get it. Well, this part is called Lost in Translation for that reason. We do always get lost in translation, but we always do meet back in the middle, don't we?

Somehow, for the last eight years, we've been lost in translation. But we listen and we don't judge. It's a very, very safe space, we say. And we solve your dilemmas, but we also have a dilemma each. So should we get onto that bit? Well, my one of things are really clear. I already said it, yeah. My dress sense.

Yeah. Well, I'll tell you, mine's to do with dress sense as well today. And it's something that annoyed me, but equally annoyed you. And it's something I did by complete and utter accident. But do you remember the other day when I was getting dressed? I got dressed and I came downstairs and all was well. You had a look at me. Yeah, all was well.

And then about 15 minutes later, I was washing up. And he came behind me. And you pulled the back of the waistband and looked. down and went, those are my jeans. Yes. And her answers, they were like, they were in my wardrobe. I genuinely didn't know. I thought they were my Berkshire ones, hand on her. I genuinely didn't know

they were yours. And I went, really? Well, number one, is a massive, like, empty pocket on the front of your jeans in front, yeah? A bit loose. Number two, men's jeans and woman's gene are different. Zip. The zip goes the opposite way. I just put them on. You didn't know that?

No. That's how you can notice is a man's gene. The zip goes in the opposite way as a woman, same thing the way you close your shirts. They're different. Well, I didn't know that with jeans. Well, but I just, but you didn't notice it. First, I had him on for a good 15, 20 minutes. No, I just noticed when I saw your back and I saw the brand and I was like, that's my jeans. Yeah, I know. I said to him, oh, don't worry, said, sorry, I'll take him off

and you went, yes, you will. And then literally, about half an hour later, I said, right, I'm going to set off to work. And you said to me, don't forget to change the jeans. I said, I'm freaking, I'm doing, chill yourself. Yeah. And then the next day. Might a shike going on the world. You want me to change your jeans. After that, she attacked me because we were obsessed.

Attacked you? Not physically. No. I was in the wardrobe and I was looking for the jeans, yeah? And I didn't see them. So I said, Gemma. Because they weren't just there. I said, Gemma, no, they were not.

I said, like, Gemma, the gyms that you were the other day, whether you put them in your role or they were like, like, they're not those ones. So yes, they are, I'm like, no, this is this brand. They're the other brand. So, like, well, it must be here. I was like. Because that's where I put them. And then she looks like, oh, there are his, like, there we go.

And I was like. He says, I looked. I moved two coat hangers down and went they're there. So there was four pairs of jeans and because the first one you saw wasn't the ones I had, where did you put them?

Where are my jeans? I said they're there, Gorka. Where? Where they're going to be? It's like, well, if I knew where they were, I wouldn't ask you, yeah, but why are you asking? It's like, well,

because I don't know where they are. Because you didn't look. You just looked like... I looked. If you'd have moved two coat hangers, you would have said. It doesn't matter, but it wasn't in there because she was at the back of the jeans.

Gorka, why would I actively walk to your wardrobe? Move all your clothes and put them at the back. No, you didn't move it. What happens, it was probably when I dress, I moved them, yeah? And the gap was open at the bag. So you put them what it was the gap. But then the next day, when I move the jeans to have my other clothes,

I move all the other jeans that way, so then it closes. Right. What happens? The day that I ask you, yeah, all the jeans were this way, and I asked you where are the jeans. But the fact is I put them back where I found them. Yes, I'm not saying. You moved the hangars and couldn't find them. No, I didn't move.

My thing is that I had my jeans. my jean colors, yeah? So I have black, dark, dark blue, light blue, brown, yeah? That in itself is weird. That in itself is odd. No, it's organized. But you get to the point where it's like your like United Colors of Beneton, your wardrobe. It's like passing colors.

You organize on colors. So then it's fine things. So why don't you organize mine then? Because it's yours. If I show you how is your wardrobe, you have tissets, hoodies, I have stuff that I've not worn in about 12 years in my wardrobe. And it's horrible organized. It looks like...

I've even got a Chicago Bulls hoodie. I'm not even. to basketball, but I just liked it because it had the red bull on. Because the way you buy clothes and everything. But I've had that since I was in high school. You buy clothes? You spend money in clothes.

You buy clothes and you can't even wear them together because they won't go with each other. So that's the problem. It's not on the top of my priorities, gawks. I'd rather spend my money doing other things. Give me a coffee negrosent? Or a coffee machine? There's a coffee, I've just seen a new coffee machine out there.

It looks good. The one that you need to buy me? Yeah. Well, I might be a little tea leaf. this one. This is Apollo. Remember how you posed the other day? This is how you wanted to live,

the farm thing, yeah? Yeah. And you talked me. Yeah. And then I said, well, my coffee, I wanted a coffee machine, yeah? Yeah. So I have a lot of messages saying that I win

because my coffee machine is cheaper than your bloody farm. My bloody farm? Yeah. It's been in the press, actually, hasn't it, today that we're retiring early to go and live on a farm. Apparently, that's what it says.

And there was lots of, what their AI pictures of was getting married. Lots of people have messaged me saying, congratulations, You apparently got married over the weekend, but we didn't. Can you imagine if we did? Imagine the stress of trying to plan my wedding dress. You and Ryan would have to just organise it between you.

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So get started on Woop today for free by going to join.wop.com forward slash translation. That's join.org.wop.com forward slash translation. So this week's dialect. comes in from Jamie. Hi, Gemmon and Gorka. Love the podcast, but I need to start by being honest. My name isn't Jamie.

I can't take the chance of the girlfriend hearing this and thinking it's about her because it's something she does that's given me the ick. Long story short, she started using a cuty baby voice when talking about a certain part of my body in the bedroom. Well, might be associated with it. She did it once and I didn't react, so now she does it every time

and it really puts me off. I tell her to stop, but as we live with her parents, our intimate time is limited, so I don't want to stop us in the moment. So she's basically looking at his quack and going like, hello, cheeky boy, hello.

Who we did he? Is that she's little? Well, no, you don't know, but I'm... Chicky boy, you know? I think that's... Might not be cheeky boy. It might just be like...

If you say for two young, hello, chickie boy... I'm a big fella. That would put me off. That would put me off a little bit. I haven't even got one. What would you do if I did that to you?

No. Would it put you off if someone was doing that? I would tell you. I was going to say, you'd say, why you do that? What's wrong with you? So it's something, let me just reread it, a cuty baby voice. A cutie baby voice. So it's like, hello, like a cute baby voice like this, a baby voice.

Oh. No, tell her case. You've got to tell her because also, Jane. but not Jamie, the longer that goes on and she eventually will, she will eventually find out and then she'll be really embarrassed, bless her that it's gone on for so long. You should just say to her, post-coital, do it after because then she'll be nice and relaxed. Do you know what I mean? Ask her then. Let's read this again because I don't think when she's talking to the little thing like,

hello little kiddie thing, it's when he's talking about it. So, for example, if I go to you, so tonight are you going to have a little dinner? That's what she's doing. About, not talking to. You say to me, so what about, so he goes, so if I go, what's for tea, you'll go? Toriso, shorizo. Are you having some chorizo tonight? That's what Gawker says with a shit.

And sometimes I go, I don't eat meat. And he'll go, not this one? And I think, damn it, I've no comeback from that. It's vegan, eh? It's vegan. Oh, I don't know. You'll have to just do it. Like I said, after the act,

after the deed or the sin has been done, whatever you refer to it as, in Toulin's case, he whips himself with stinging nettles after. Do you just wait, wait until you finish, then when you finish her, so then at least she's done it. Yeah, I was going to say,

because she'll be in a nice mood then, and he could just say to her, where's this little voice come from? Yeah. You could say, you could turn it on yourself, Jamie, and say, it makes me think that you think it's little, because you speak to it like a little thing,

It might be, that's why. And she's being polite? I don't know. No. I don't know. It's not the size of the waves, it's the motion of the ocean. I know that. That's what they say.

Oh, it's a tough one. What would your advice for him be? I would tell you. You know me. Yeah, but I'm for Jamie. So you need to have a bit of Spanish in him? Yeah, tell. Not for the first time.

Yeah. What? Tell. Just tell him. Yeah. But how would you tell me? What's that for? And I'd go, what do you mean?

What? That voice. Well, I thought you liked it. No, I don't. Okay, I won't do it again. Yeah, shoot. Problem solved. Do that.

That's how the conversation will go, Jamie. And I always think you have to be, especially when it comes to that part of your relationship, because it's a big part of it. If that's not going right, Jamie, it's going to, pardon the put, it's going to eat away at you to the point where you're going to not enjoy your sex life anymore. So you need to nip that in the bud now.

Mm. And for her sake as well, because, She wouldn't want to do something that she knew you didn't like. Also for him, if she's talking about it, tell her. If she's putting that voice during the act, even worse, because he must make it feel, ooh, like a little... No, she's not during the act. That's what I mean, no, absolutely, tell her. It's just like, do you know how I say, hello, Benji Boy?

Give me her for a number. I tell her for you, if you want me to. It's like when we say, hello, Benji Boy. It's like you have a voice for different things, but you don't have a voice for that. You don't need to have a voice for that. No. I wonder what accent yours would have. Spanish or English?

Like the Mexican of the movie. Yeah. Is someone sucking my dear, or I'm getting 10,000 pesos? That's a memory. It's a guy and he's promised either a blowjob or 10,000 pesos. It's a Mexican. It's in a Nardi Caprio when he goes to the Mexicans. Oh yeah, his whistle.

You can do a whistle, I can't. Just with the fingers, like that. That's how I call me and it's cool. She always says that. Gorka has a responsibility. at school when all the kids are on top yard and the teacher comes out to tell them to come in in the morning because they have like 10 minutes

playing before they go in. Mia always says, Papa does the whole whistle for the school. No, she does that whistle, yeah, it's funny because all the moms are like calling the kids like shouting at them and the kids are in there and I go like, and Mia's like huge and they all follow Mia. What gives you the ick in our

relationship, if anything? What? Does anything give you the ick? I don't like the word ick. I just said there's any... The ick? The ick? I think it's a teen thing. Does anything put you off me, apart from the way I dress, the way I look, the way I speak and the way I leave my shit all around the house? Apart from those things, does anything else put you off? They don't put me off. They just sometimes... It's just me, kiddo. I know. Love me or leave me is the same. No, what's the saying? If you can't handle me at me

worse, you don't deserve me at my best. They don't put me off. I will go like, oh gosh, but just five minutes after it's fine. I know. I'm a bit like that with you. Like, sometimes you do things and I think, oh, you're fucking idiot. But then two minutes later, I'm like, oh, bless him, it's just gawks. Yeah. It's just what he does. It's a bit like the kids. Sometimes Tiago, he does stuff, like the other morning.

You went, right, come on, mates, get you dressed. And he just went, no. And you said, Tiago, come on, it's nursery. And he went, no! And ran off, and he hid in his playhouse. You took about four steps towards him, and then he just went, ah, you just left him. You just keep up.

The day after he saw you with a mask in the morning, he's having breakfast and comes in. with full yogurt all over in the face like a face mask. Yeah, he gives himself, if he's eating beans or a yogurt, he does this thing and we've got picture evidence, I can show you the pictures, he gives himself a facial, he rubs it all over his face and he puts it all in his hair

and he gels his hair with it with either bean juice or yogurt. And he does it every time, even though we tell him, and he just looks at you and goes, I'm cheeky me, I'm cheeky. But yeah, something when he's older will say, he used to gel your air pal, with baked beans. Should we do a game?

Yes. So for this week's game, as we had a voice note earlier from Jodie, who once got extra drinks at a club because they thought she was Lisa off Oli Oaks, aka myself, which I love Jodie. Today's game is called Mistaken Identity.

So there's three rounds. By the way, we've just been literally learning about this now as you guys are. Producer Henry's sat there. Say hi, Henry. Go hi. Hi. So people know that it's real. It's not AI, yeah?

It's not AI. So the first round is, there's three rounds in total. The first round is internet rumour. Internet rumor round. The second round is the picture round. And the third is a guess the quote round. Yeah. So there's rumours on the internet.

Yeah. Lots about Gorker, lots about me. So I'm going to tell you the rumor about you. Yeah. And I have to say whether it's true or not. Yeah. And then you tell me the rumor about me. Yeah.

And then I have to say if he's true or not. So the first rumor about Gorker, I know he's true. It's half true because you do have another. So the rumor is that you support Manchester United. Yeah. And I know your team is Real Madrid. Yeah. But because you're a Spanke Union, because you live in Manchester,

when you came over here, I was like, you've got to pick aside, red or blue. And you love Manchester United and you've been to the games. Do you remember the game we went to? So a friend of mine who used to play for United, who have known for years and years and years, he got us tickets, didn't he? And unbeknownst to us, you were sat next to Sir Alex.

And the camera kept panning out on match day of Sir Alex, and you were going, just next to him going, oh my God, oh my God. People were texting me saying, why his Gorkas sat next to Sir Alex? He asked me, you like football, I was like, yes,

you better give me a good chat, yeah? It was brilliant. So, yeah, so that rumour is true, although they're not your first team, are they? No, I'm like, if I don't really bother much, power because I don't really watch Premier League. If I watch Premier League, I watch United. And I keep checking on them and stuff, but I'm not really watching.

You watched him with Simon the other day. Yeah, like last night I was watching Champions League of Real Madrid, but I don't really watch, I watch Spanish football all the time. You say it's faster pace. It's different, yeah. And also like the Spanish commentators. I think in English commentators are too polite, too boring. The Spanish ones, when they score?

Why did they have to say goal for so long? Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, Venicio Jr. That would annoy me. Yeah. Because you just... It's more dramatic. It's more loud. It's that when you watch the World Cup in the European Cup in Spain, it's more alive.

So that's a half-true rumor. Did I get that right? Yeah. Okay. So I go with yours? Yeah. Gemma, you once appeared in a music video for Goldil-looking Chain and Rizzley kicks. Goldy looking chain and Rizzle Kicks.

That's true. Goldy looking chain were a Welsh rap band. It's true. You show me the other video. Yeah. And Rizzle kicks. Is it one the Ross then, you know? Yeah.

Yeah, it's true. So Tiago and Gorker's hairdresser, Ross, sent me the video of it. Yeah. And the Rizzle Kicks one I did. Yeah, it was Jordan from Rizzle Kicks who asked me to do that, and I did. And they were so good. They were brilliant. I think the Goldil Looking Chain one.

I was only about, I must have only been about 19, 18, 18. If that. I can't even remember. But that is true. Round two is the picture round. You're really staring at the pictures, aren't you? So Gork has got two pictures. Do you want me to hold these up, Henry?

Will people see them on YouTube? We'll put them on screen. They're going to be on the screen. So if you're watching, it's on screen. If you're listening, it's two pictures, two blondes, but with smiley faces emojis on them. Which one is me? Why, look like it has this tension?

and bleached hair. I never think you had a bleached hair. And also one... Do you think I've got real boobs as well? One shows more bodies, which is easier. What do you mean? Is in, I'm always showing my body? No, one shows, like, more body than the other, like,

to compare them, you know what I mean? Like, one is, like, just the shoulders and the head. The one is up to the belly. So if I would see even the full belly, I could see the pissing. I think you might be the one on the right, but again, I don't... I don't know.

It is tricky, if you don't know me, but I know which one I am. The armpit plate also gives it away, maybe. The armpit, what? The little thing, the wrinkle on the armpit. That's just skin. Every woman has that. Every man has that. I don't know, because also these pics are not a reason.

This picture is from a long time ago. Just pick aside, left or right. I don't know. I know who the left is, without even looking at the, picture. I think the left is Britney Spears. So you're the one on the right? I'm the one on the right. And I'll tell you why I had my bleach blonde extensions and my tan because I'd just done my calendar in Thailand, which I was talking about earlier. Because the way of the hip and how the boobs are

hanging, not hanging like, no, I'm leaning on a bike. So basically that was the London to Brighton or London, maybe London to Manchester bike ride. So it was like a, it was Tour de France. season or whatever and they asked me to be the face of it yeah i never know you with this kind of yellow hair like beach yeah well back in the early 2000s the bleach blonde hair was in that was the theme back then like dolly part and said it's a lot of money to look that cheap it's like a magaloof club hair yeah well that's what i was doing back in that day magaluf thailand calendars way the glory days as i call them chinese tattoos chinese tattoos they're on that picture yeah so i've got speaking of tattoos i've got two pictures in front of me a

two separate tattoos, one of which is Gorkers, one of which is whoever's, I don't know, someone else is, and I have to guess who's is who. One is my, one is David Beckham. You do like David Beckham, don't you? I'm telling you, one is my, one is Debbie Beckham. So I think, I think yours is a left because the shading's darker. Yeah. I think the one on the right, I'm hoping that thing in the right is like a cherub's leg or something.

It's like a cupid. Yeah, like a cupid leg. Yeah, like an angel. 10-foot cock and balls, man. No, no, it's an angel. An engine? An angel. An angel.

Yeah, and yours is the rose petals. Yes. Is that correct? Yeah. Is it David Beckham's? Yeah. Oh, he was right, yeah? I know David Beckham's tattoos.

You love it? Why do you like his status? I said I know David Beckham's. You were saying yesterday, you might get one on your neck. No, no, my neck. Just during the night. No on the neck. I don't want it in the neck.

The one that I send you? Yeah. No, I want to have where I send you, but not in the neck. Where would you have it? I don't know. You've no room. You've covered. I want the whole lot.

I don't know. You look like Jacks from Street Fighter. Is it Street Fighter? I don't know. I want to do my arm, my chest, my tummy. No. I want to do it in here also. Shut up as if. Why not? Because you wouldn't have that done. Like in the here? That would look awful.

Only Mike Tyson can get away with that and it's only because no one would tell him it looks ridiculous. Do you think I'm real having the dizz of my face? Absolutely not. No, I don't think you want to do it. Round three. Who has said this on the podcast? Now we can work together on this one. Who said, we poo with the door open And sometimes we talk through the door Gemma No, I think that's you

No, you. I'd have said we just No, you said that If I had a door open When she's made If I have an emergency in the downstairs Toilette and you, like in the other side Sometimes we're talking through the door

It was gawker, no, I'm telling you Yeah, I know you We poo with the door open Sometimes we just talk through the door I wouldn't say we'd talk through the door Yeah, I'd say we talk with the door open Number two Everyone needs to know how annoying it is

to eat with sweaty socks on your table I said that You said that about me Everybody needs to know how annoying it is to eat With sweaty socks on your table There you go, you see They never sweaty, they're always clean You're ja when you come from the gym

Number three Next time that I's made your armpit, I'll tell you You thought I was on blocking a poo From the loo in the hotel room Gemma I did say that But I can't remember what it was in reference to It was in reference

And the small room in the hotel that you were making a noise when you were trying to fill the water bottle in the hawks? Yes, and you thought I had clogged it. I thought I was trying to unblock a poo from the loo. I said, no, my bottle, it wouldn't fit under the tap to fill up. Last one, the aspect of a strange man with a beard coming in your house in the night is scary to a two-year-old.

Gemma. That was me, talk, because you wouldn't know what aspect was. I don't think I'd know what aspect means. But it was about Santa Claus and Tiago being frightened of him. I think the whole aspect of a strange man with a big bird coming in your house at night can be a bit frightening for a two-year-old. Because you left footprints this year, didn't he? Yeah.

And when Tiago saw the footprints, he weren't for coming downstairs. Talking about that, coming to the house, you see that video in Vidal and social media. The war is scary. It was in the news. A man, random man, at the 2 in the morning. You know how some doors in the house is in London? Yes, he just put his eyes up in the doors. Yes.

So you know how in London, you have the door? with the glass in the middle. We have that up north as well, but yeah, not you mean. So it was the light outside the door. Yeah. And this man, like, two three in the morning, decided to stir through the glass like this and walk up in the family and something like that.

They were scary. Imagine that happened. It's frightening. Yeah. Well, that was a fun game. It was. Yeah. That's all we've got time for.

That was lovely. I was enjoying this ep. I like these eps when it's just a nice little... Catch-up. A little ketchup. In a game. Should you go for a coffee now? Oh, you and your frigging coffee.

Yes. I wouldn't mind, but all. What you have is a black Americano. Do you know what I mean? You don't even have anything with creamy, milk or syrup or sprinkles. Nothing fancy. They don't make it here. I made it yesterday at home.

I want to have it here. I'm going to go to a coffee shop and asking me they can make it. It's ice Americano or like a cold brew with a cold foam cream. Do you know, it's just dawned on me. Very much like your dad, because you said here they don't make. it when Gorka's family came over for Christmas. So Gorka gets really annoyed and I do actually and I think every person in the UK does how in England we park on the road everywhere like the street there is it's lovely cottages

isn't it really lovely cottages up and down the road but cars are parked outside every single house. Which does not, two lanes, just one lane now. He gets really annoyed and he goes in Spain this would not be allowed and in Spain in Bilbao where we went there's not one car parked on the road. they're all in underground car parks. Or in the parking areas. It looks so much better.

And when your dad came over from Spain, I was driving. Your dad was in the front seat and we were going down the road with the cars parked to the other side. And his dad went, in a Spain ticket, ticket, ticket, ticket, ticket, ticket. And I was driving and I went,

you sound like goaker. You didn't have a clue what I was saying, so you didn't react. But I thought, what do you want me to do about it, Manwell? But it's absolutely true because that is the big, problem why here is such a bad traffic. It's not bad traffic, also because there's a lot of cars. It's because when you have a two-lane road two ways, yeah, with one lane each way, and you have seven cars parked in half of one lane, you can never go.

I know, I can't bear it. I'm with you. And that's the problem. He gets really, really angry to him. Consuls make more parking spaces or build houses with probably space to park and also fix the roads, yeah, because there is massive holes. Pot holes. Yes. It's horrible. So just fix the roads. We pay a lot of taxes, honestly. On that note, adios. See you next week. Don't forget to like and subscribe. You can contact us. Lostin Translation at bowermedia.com.com.

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