The Overshare with Gemma Atkinson - You can’t bring a PIGS FOOT on a Pendolino! Gorka reveals his SECRET recipe...

Episode Date: December 10, 2025

We've just had a full moon which means full meltdowns...and Gemmas trying to get a new dog to join the clan! Mia's been learning the macarena, Gorkas revealing his secret recipe that hes been making since he was a child (its basically a soggy digestive), and we're answering YOUR dilemma around a snack stealing boyfriend! Christmas stress is peaking...and the guys are really feeling it! Get in touch with your questions and dilemmas over at [e-mail].

A reo original podcast I would love another coffee, you know You've had two already I know, I would love a third one There is not two without three Three is a magic number There you go But if you have three in a row

You'll be shaking like a shitting dog No, I didn't have three in a row You'll either shake like a shitting dog Or you'll have to run to the loo during this podcast You know what I mean That's what you'll be doing You're good, eh? Yeah

How are we looking and sounding, darling? Amazing. Amazing. Did you say that on your final last week? Amazing. How did you say amazing in Spanish? Incredibly. Incredibly.

Brutal. Brutal, it's like, wow. Oh, so in the UK, Brutal's like, that's really brutal. That's hard. That was brutal. Yeah. No, but in the,

Bruton is like you are, but brutal, it's like, why it's blow my mind. Incredibly. Do you let's say this Ingravely Incredible This?

This is incredible Yeah, this incredible Yeah, this is incredible Ingravely Who says that? I'm famous singing It's too Ingravely Should we crack on?

Because people just meme of him Oh, okay Let's get into Lost in Translation Inquivly Hello, I'm Gemma Atkinson And hola, I'm Gorga Marquez And this is Lost in Translation This is our judgment free zone

Wait, my, I do it in Spanish today You're going to do it in Spain Yes, for all the Spanish listeners You know, which there are loads Hello! Hello, all right, remember that this is the zone where we're listening and no judgamos

We'll talk about what we're going to We'll resolve your problems And of when, we're going to We're going to, we're going to So without further ado We're going to We're coming up Proximament

She turned around, pulled a pants down and parted the bottom and went and one ear All the muscles go like When I thought But then I went Hi, okay How's it? How are you going?

He's just, you hear him before you see him And if I'm walking on a street And I see a cat coming towards me I literally go You stay I cross the road You can't get on a pendolino With a pig's foot

Okay what about for those of us You don't want to eat a pig You have the plant behind you That's well nice that Say that again, well nice. Well nice. Yeah, that's probably Monk. Ola, Spainia.

What's going on? What has been going on this week? Well, many things he's been going on this week. You're for the first time ever, in a well, for the first time in a long time, not going to Spain today. Yeah. We got chuff, but then we realized, oh, he's going to London. Yes. Straight after this, because you're going, you've done the final of strictly in Spain last week.

See? And the person who you thought, well. would win, did win. Today you go into London because you're going back to Strictly for the semi-final and final strictly. I'm doing high dogs tomorrow.

Yeah. And Saturday maybe. And then we start rehearses for the semifinals for Strictly and recording the Christmas show. Wow. On Tuesday. Yeah.

Do you know what the Christmas music is yet? Yeah. Merry Christmas, I'll give you my heart. Last Christmas. Last Christmas. I give you my heart. It's a Wammageddon. They call it Wammoged.

No, I don't know. To be honest, I'm not taking part on the Christmas. I'm just going to watch the Christmas and I have to be there clapping. Ah, okay. To create atmosphere. Right. So they'll just put you in leather pants and get your clapping. Right, probably, yeah.

Clever of them. Sexy Santa. Probably leather, red leather trousers, white bit and nothing else. You know when you see one of those hot Santas? Yeah. That will be me. Well, this week for me, it's, I finish work on the 19th. Is it in the 19th?

It's the 11th today. Oh, it's my dad's birthday today, bless him. Oh, happy birthday. So he would have been, what's the math? 72. Yeah, he would have been, no, 73. My dad would have been today, bless him. Wow.

So it's been 20. He'd have been getting ratted, having a right laugh. It's been 20? He died when I was 17 and I'm 41. So I'm not good at maths. Sorry, 17, 27, 37, 37, 8, 9, 45. He died 24 years ago and he died at 52. Oh, my gosh.

Yeah. So he would have been a lot older than that. 76. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Oh, bless him. Seventy-s. Seventy-six, never been kissed.

Well, he's having been kissed in a while, so... That's true. Well, I hope now, Christ. But, no, I'm finishing on the 19th. Tonight I'm at the Manchester Cathedral. We're doing a carol. It's like a carol service for the Christies. So you're going to church, no?

No, me and tools are doing it after the radio. Is that when you had the children's and... Yeah, it's dead now. It's all candlelight and stuff. Oh, beautiful. Which will be nice. But yeah, it's kind of like a, we're all at that wind down periodish now, I think. Obviously, you're not.

You're going to be busy. But you're kind of escaping in a way because Father Christmas has to obviously have presents wrapped and stored. The elves do that? The elves, yeah. So this mummy elf is going to be working solo from now until the 21st. So when you come back from Strictly, Christmas will be done. Everything, the elf work will be done. Let's just say that and you won't know anything about it

and then you'll sit there Christmas morning without having a clue what Santa's brought, but just like this. Oh, oh, oh, not having a clue what's in there. So how lucky are you? But you love to do that. I do like to do it. Yeah.

So in fact, I do it for you because I know you enjoy it. Yeah. And I'm not great at it, so I let you do it. You normally rap though. Yeah, I'm going to do it. He's very good at rapping. I love to write. I hate wrapping stuff.

I just kind of wrap it. You're like the wood in a chippy. So side side roll tape. Yeah. Side side roll tape. Like a caramel. Yeah. Whereas you do it very deep because it's so meat and precise.

Like a Christmas shop. I hate got time for that. I find it relaxing and peaceful. You don't like it? If I'm wrapping a present, like a birthday present, yeah. But when it's an elf job and you've got at least six or seven gifts. You know what is with you? She's not very patient in that way.

And sometimes she's rap. there and it starts to do it like nice and neat and then she pulls too much and the paper rips and then she gets frustrated because she has a hole in the middle so she has to cover it rather than start again I just cover it with another patch and then it's when I go it's okay yeah I'll do it and Benji's had his hair cut this week hasn't he he looks like three kilos he looks like a little lamb but he looked a little bit like Norman as well my other dog my other dog sorry I keep saying mine it was your dog and I came after and I was at bleak hot yesterday and I FaceTime Gorka

because there was a German Shepherd Labrador cross four-month-old puppy named George who needed a home. It's funny because she called me I was at home and she called me and I knew she was obligal so she called me and I knew what she was going to be the call for so I kind of like ignore it.

I know you didn't answer did you? Yeah and she called me again and I ignored it and then I would like, okay I'm going to call it and see if it's something important so I called her and she were like look Goka and she just the phone into the face of the dog and she was petting the dog and she was like

it was so cute and i were like no she was like it's cute i was like no like it's only three months no his actual words were don't even think about it yeah i said to her no don't even think about it i was like if you come home with a dog i'm living they won't let me anyway they actually said i said to that day he was there with me i was like it's a real applications for him i said how many people have put and she was like jem you couldn't have him anywhere He's a German Shepherd Cross. We don't know anything. I was like, oh, God, I was thinking she would just get rid of Tiago and Mia

so that we can have loads of dogs. No. Oh, he was a gorgeous little thing. What else happened in this week? Mia's been practicing for her school play. Oh, yes. She had today, yesterday she had the dress run. She's like, I have a dress run today.

She's an angel, aren't she? Yeah, she loves it. She asked, what does she ask to say? Listen to me. I'm an angel of God. I'm an angel of God. I bring you news of great joy. Yeah.

But when she says, listen to me. She does with a Spanish hand, listen to me. And what was the macarena? Yeah, last night. She was casually learning the macarena in the kitchen and she basically made me laugh.

I came home from work and she went, Mum, I've got something to show you and I said what? She said, I've got three bruises. So I said, where? So she rolled a pant leg up and she went, one there, she rolled it up again, one there and then she turned around, pulled her pants down and parted her bottom and went, and one

I went, what are you doing? And it was a coxics, right on the bottom of a tailbone, a little purple bruise. She parted her bum to show me. And I said, how have you done that? And she said, well, I was dancing the macarena. She said, on a frame up at school. She says, and I just slipped and landed right on it.

She said, I've really hurt my tailbone. Oh, bless you. And I said, well, props for doing the macarena because it's Spanish. And then you stepped up and went, I'll teach you. And that's what you were doing in the kitchen last night. In the Macarena. Yeah. She loves it.

A bruises, bless her. Oh, bless. There's nothing more painful than a bruise on the tailbone. Anyway, should we move into what annoys you from me this week? So this is called Lost in Translation because a lot of things are lost in translation with those, aren't they? But we listen and we don't judge. We do judge. Rather than have a row in the kitchen now, we just store it mentally and then mess up.

message Molly our producer about what's pissed each other off. And then we air it out here. So last week, the results are in. I was annoyed last week because someone posted on our local Facebook group about a homeless man, giving him grief. I was fearing about it. I wanted Gorker to be angry about it with me. But he just didn't react when I told him.

Yeah. I didn't judge, by the way. Since that I was judging her, I didn't judge at all. I just not bother about it. In fact, I'm going to buy him loads of nice things next. time at the supermarket and say to him, stay here as long as you need and piss that woman off even more. You got annoyed because you said I was moaning about everything in the hotel we have to stay at. Do you want to know the results? I know the results. 50-50. It's the first time

in any episodes that we draw. A 50-50 splits. We were both right. We have all, both of us have their own right to be annoyed and do not be annoyed. That's true. Oh well, he's like a therapy session, isn't it? Thank you very much. 50% agree with me and 50% agree with Gorka. So that proves that I'm not a hotel snob. It's just you need a window in a hotel. But here's something. People were more opinionated on the toilet seat from our dilemma and the people have spoken and they said that the toilet seat should stay down. Oh yeah. This was because our dilemma that we solved last week was from a lady wasn't it who she was sick of her other half leaving the toilet seat up yes i agreed with her and i said if she called d i think she was called d i don't know

i agreed with her you didn't and we got into a debate over that um we've had a message from ross on new tree he says as a plumber's son and a plumber myself i was always taught to sit on the toilet whether you're having a number one or a number two especially in your own home so Yes, Gorka, thank you. Yeah. There you go. It's good for you. You empty your bowels better and then you have less prostate problems.

Well, it's because when I, when you say about sitting down, do you remember after I had me and everyone said you'll be constipated after a baby and you genuinely are? Like that first poo post child's like birth in another child from your back passage. It's awful. They told me to put my feet on a step. That's how Japanese do. Yeah, so that your knees are higher. And it made it so much easier.

It's just because you don't have. to push, you just release everything. Push in a position there, everything, everything just opens. All the muscles go like, oh, it opens. Let's move on. Should we do our debates for this week?

You missed what I did. I didn't. I saw it with my own eyes. Should we do our debates for this week? Yes. Talking about, like, pushing the salad and going back to the toilet, it's actually very good.

Like, it's not just very good. Like, it's convenient to sat down sometimes, you know? Because imagine how annoying it is. when you wake up in the morning or you are in the middle of the night and for a reason you have to turn on the light that's so bright it hurts your eyes yeah yeah so imagine if you have to go in the toilet at 11 12 in the night 1 a.m midnight how many times are you weeing in the night? No an example yeah right you go to the toilet for a wee yeah and it's in the middle of the

night and you have to turn the light on to have a wee that will break your sleeping mood and wake you up so do you want to be in the dark and no one has nocturnal view you know So, or you are bloody good with pointing, or you're going to make a mess. And then you're going to go there, sit down and be all wet on your cheeks, you know what I mean? So as well as health benefits, it's hygiene benefits. Yes. Health and hygiene to always sit down. But the problem is you sometimes fall asleep, starting down, you know?

Oh, gosh. What's your debate for me this week? What if I annoyed you doing? Well, you're going to start? Me? Yeah. Yeah? Come on then.

You, for me, this week, I actually sent photographic evidence. Nice. I want to see the photography. A few photographs. I want to see it. And it's something you've done. I don't know if you do it on purpose. I don't think you do.

I'd like to hope you don't do it on purpose. Because it's happened twice recently. With war. But throughout our life, it does occasionally happen. And I think, tell myself, maybe he was rushing. Maybe he had Tiago in his hands. Maybe there's reasons why this happens. What happened?

And I know you do want a nice posh coffee machine, which I've refused. The water thing, the fill. Not just the water. The coffee. coffee pod, no emptying? Yeah. What's that about? This is mine, Moll.

He doesn't empty the fucking capsules. He leaves them like that. So I have to then empty them. I sometimes don't realize I empty a lot of times, eh? Because you also want to me saying that I don't feel the water thin, the other day you make a coffin

you left it empty it? On purpose. More than once? Because. So we've got a machine where when you lift it up, the... Yeah, so when you lift an espresso up, the pod falls into a little pot.

That's why I've won a proper coffee machine. And Gorka lets them pile up and up and up to the point where you can't fasten the lid because it's nowhere to flick back to. I don't let them pile. I just let them fill until the box is filled. That's why the box is there for. So I can't, to make my coffee in the morning, it's a chore. Instead of just being able to, the convenience of that espresso is pod in, button press, done.

But the chore for me is pod in, button press doesn't work. Why? It's not shut properly. Why? because there's too many coffee pods in it oh empty the coffee pods oh the coffee wash it fill the water up

by the time I come to make my coffee I don't need it because I'm already awake because of the amount of activity I have to do I take this complaint but you know this is going to pay you back yeah because in the last month you did that more than three times so you do it

but I've been doing it to see if you've noticed yeah okay and we also had to do because Gawker has a you've got an account with an espresso aren't you where you pays per month for all these pods but I buy them on Amazon because you have to go to the shop

to use the frigging... No, you can order them online in the app of an espresso. Yeah, the app wouldn't let me in, do you remember? It said it was the wrong email associated. I pay a subscription, it's like £20 a month, yeah, which in the long time is cheaper because every time you buy coffees,

you have the credit, so you don't have to pay it and they double up the credit. So if I spend, let's say, 20 pounds, they give me extra $20, so I have 40 pounds to spend. But then I end up paying that, coffee is never used, so then I just pay money to pay money

and she pays money to buy them in Amazon because she loves to buy in Amazon and also in Amazon she can only buy the wrong coffees not the ones that we normally drink no it's the wrong coffee for you because you don't like that flavour I do it's Colombia

Mexico Mexico and the little the blue one Costa Rica Costa Rica those are nice flavors that's the ones that will drink yeah no but you don't buy those ones sometimes you buy the Amorotio or something like that with vanilla flavor I buy whichever one's got a cross in the price and a lower price next to it.

And I go that one, whatever the flavour is, I'll get that one because there's 0.2% off. So I take the blame, I will empty them, don't worry. Okay, what's your debate? Or just get Santa Claus to get a new coffee machine. Because I still haven't get anything for my birthday. What's your debate? And it's December 11th. My debate is that I don't have nothing.

They're not it's me. Really? Have I been all right this week? Yeah. There's only one thing that I know in me And it was sitting you upset the other day I had a breakdown the other day Yeah

But do you know what In my defence It was a full moon We had that cracking full moon No upset with me No not upset with you We had a massive full moon My period's due

Yeah It was the last A giant moon Of the cycle And you won't happen until next year And it was because It's not far away anyway First World Problems

Again It sounds like I'm most but I had one of those days, so I got up in the morning. It was manic with school and chaos in the morning, wasn't it? I did that. I came home and I had to jump straight on a Zoom for an hour. I did that. Then I had to do some videos and recordings for Gem and Tonic.

I was doing that. Straight after that, I had to jump in the car to the radio, but I had an hour's Zoom while I was driving, obviously just on audio. And then I was in the radio. So I said to him, I've done nothing that I've wanted for myself at all today. even training nothing. I said it's too much there's too much going on

and I started crying I sat on the chair crying didn't I? And like Benji was looking at me as if to say what the fuck is wrong were you? Tiago run to me and give me a hug and then I said

you take him away I don't want him to see me like this but I just had a moment of from 10 to 6 in the morning until 20 past 7 I didn't do anything like even make a nice brew it was constantly

phone can you do this move to this move to that and then i thought well i drive to work stick a podcast on i've got 40 minute drive to chill and then i forgot the phone interview and it came through and i thought but then i went hi okay how's how's how you going oh but yeah but that annoyed you no no annoying me i know me seeing you upset oh okay i didn't like it's you upset oh thanks well empty your coffee pods and i won't be upset should we move on yes right we're going to solve one of your dilemmas now this is my favourite bit I think one of my favourite bits of the show because it's proved to me that our listeners go through the same stuff

which I really really like so this week's dilemma comes from Ella hello Ella she says I've got a snack based issue for you maybe you can help I've recently moved in with my boyfriend and for the first time it's been about three months of living together. Every time I buy snacks for the flat,

my boyfriend always finishes them and he never replaces them. Not once as he replaced them. Sometimes I don't even manage to try the things that I've bought because they are all gone by the time I get to them. I feel silly bringing it up because it's only snacks, but it's the principle. Am I being dramatic and how do I set boundaries

without looking unhinged? I mean, it's your boyfriend, but I agree with yours. Maybe if he's once, yes, but I guess both have. to buy stuff, but I have a similar situation with my friend with Adrino

which actually just remind me I want to see your opinion because I go annoyed like you know how I get annoyed and five minutes later it's fine I tell you and I'm annoyed

and then it's fine move on you know he goes very angry with me very upset with me and he's Italian he's very passionate why did he get upset anyway we resolve this

and then we tell you I would be annoyed because if he's if he's replenishing them Like if he's buying them again, that's fine. You live together. I believe when you live together, you share, you know, everything's shared. If it was your flat that he was coming around to and eating your snacks,

I'd put a lock on that drawer and say, may he bring your own stuff around to my house. But if you live together, it's only fair. He should get the stuff as well. I will go like, I'm fine with eating the snacks, but I didn't buy them. You went to the petrol station last night for your snacks because there wasn't enough because I, We have a biscuit tin and you love digestives, don't you?

I went in the biscuit tin last night, took a digestive out. He went, hey, shh. Like that's, I thought he was talking to Benji. I have them count and I knew there was like 10 biscuits that I wanted to have in my milk. And this is very, this is like disgusting, but I love it. I do since I was a kid. He puts 10 digestives in a big cup, pours full fat milk on them and mushes them and lets them. Bit like Farley's Rusk.

but he does his own version and he does it most nights no most nights that's bad you do it a lot no once a week more than that no this week I do

I normally do it when I'm very tired or when I come from or when you want coziness or when I come from like a travel for example if I travel from Spain or like from a show

always do that in the night I used to be when I was young it used to be you know like how you have your hangover food yeah it used to be that

or even if I used to go in another with my friends and I was in my 20s in Spain if I come home at like three in the morning I used to still making that. Still making me feel so good

and I sleep like a baby. For anyone listening who's just now craving digestives in milk, can you explain how to make it for them? I can, we can do it one day here. Yeah, we should. So what I do is a mug,

the biggest one. You can get a ball, but the ball is hard. No, a mug's better. Yeah, it's more like dense. So you get the mug. Yeah, my mug is this big. So you just put biscuits

the whole length of the mug and then you just pour the milk over it. And you don't break them up, do you? You just put them... No, I put them in, yeah, I put them, like, circular, and then I pour the milk a little bit, let it soak, a little bit more meat, and then I put with a spoon, I go slowly, until they crack. So then the milk goes between it, and sometimes what I do, which is double wami, is double wami, is double wami, yeah? Is biscove biscuits biscuits, so what I do, I put, like, because the biscove are quite sweet, yeah? So I put like just two, three at the bottom, then digestives.

Then two more, digestives, pour the milk. And what also what you can do is put like, let's say this amount of biscuits, pour milk. So they get in the bottom, pour my biscuit, and then put more. You really think about it, don't you? It's a whole ritual. And you don't know how pleasure is being bad with the mug, yeah? I said to me this morning, Mia, do you know what I can't wait to do when I'm back from Strickley? And it's been in the sofa with the blanket next to her, watching home alone in New York.

york and just a biscuit like that and if you can do that it's even better oh no i remember once my mum went for digestives for us but there wasn't any she came back with rich tea you were wounded weren't you like the most driest biscuit ever he's like you won't work with this sandra i love it in fact mea asked mea for some milk after dinner yeah she was like can i have some milk you know like can i have a biscuit i'm like yeah it's like can i have a three and i was like no yes too for yourself. Oh my gosh. She didn't need them.

But in Ella's case, you ate them all, but you did go and buy chocolate for you. More and you bought chocolate back as well. You bought me some white chocolate buttons. So I think, Ella, you're not unhinged. You're not being petty. You should just say to him,

next time you do the shop, can you pick up X, Y and Z snacks because I got them last week and they've all gone? Yeah. That's what I would do. Or you could make a joke about do I have to start hiding these from you?

That's what I'd do. Yeah, yeah, me too. Why was... So, this is a dilemma. And actually, I will love your opinion and the listener's opinion. Sorry, Arduino, you might get upset with me for saying this.

Adirino works on Strictly. He's one of the choreographers. And we always share a parliament together when I go to London. It's a great, great dancer. I'm going to London and I will stay together. Mind don't stay after this. It may kick me out, but it's okay.

So, on the first part of Australia, We live together, yeah, in the summer, so we're together. And then when I left and I pack everything, I forgot some bits down there, yeah? Like a pair of shoes, a hat, blah, blah, blah. So I have this new hat that I bought, and I left it there. I forgot it. It was in the bag and I left there. And he told me, oh, you left your shoes, a hat, blah, blah, blah.

And I was, oh, leave you there. When I came back, I get it, yeah? Having mine, sometimes I have clothes that I don't want to use any more or the news or extra clothes. I give it to him for example if he wants to keep them or whatever, no? Yeah. So one day, he was in rehearsals, yeah. And I said, oh, how is he going to the rehearsals? You're still there?

And he sent me a picture. Yeah, we're still here. I know what you're going to say. He was wearing my hat. Yep. It was new. And I left it there, yeah? I forgot it there, so I left it there.

He was wearing my hat. So I hate people wearing my clothes or things that is mine. Don't we know it? Even Jemma, for example. I wouldn't, yeah? So when he sent me the picture, I replied. like, oh, thank you very much for asking me if you can wear my hat. Yeah, everyone's got the same shaped head, basically.

It's not, no, but that's not the, I don't care. It's a new hat. I haven't even wore it. Yeah? It was in the bag. So I said, thank you very much for even ask. I don't care that he's wearing my heart. If he would have asked me, do you mind if I wore your hat?

I was like, no, just wear it. Right. No? But he bought it without asking. So I sent that. And he said, are you being serious? I was like, yes, it's my heart. It's new.

at least you could have asked, yeah? So he got upset with me because he said, we are best friends, what is the problem of me wearing your heart? I was like, the problem is not that you were in my heart.

The problem is you didn't ask. But if you'd have said yes anyway, what does it matter? It's the fact of like he thinks that he has the right to wear anything even if it's not his. It's like, it's not yours.

You wouldn't take something that is not yours, no? Depends on what I liked it. Yeah, but you would ask permission for. I always ask for forgiveness, not permission. Yeah, so he's not permission. Yeah, so he's not. he got upset because I didn't let him with the, I go annoyed.

And you know what he did? And have you not seen him since? Yeah, I saw him after, yeah. But you know what he did after? What? He was so funny because he got so annoyed, yeah? He went home, yeah? Go a shoebox and he'd go a plastic paper.

He put the hat in a plastic bag, like a shithru cooking like a bag, yeah? So it's like a sandwich bag. Like a wrapped, yeah? Put it there, put it on the box. and put on a note strictly not permitted the using of this hat it's cocas

and send me a picture so he got upset because I said why you were in my house without asking and that's the thing for me it's not about the hat it's about the ask

that makes sense yeah I don't mind stuff like that yeah but if you're living in the house if I have something there that is not yours will you take it if it's not yours like I said if I liked it yeah

so you agree with him then Are you agree with Adduino? Okay, great. Because I think, oh, it's my best mate. He's not going to mind. He's not going to bother him. Yeah, but I said to him, it's not that you're not my best friend. It's like, even my wife, I would let her.

He's your wife? You. We're not married. Well, my partner. Aw, as if you call me his wife. Wishful thinking, eh? All right, well, anyway, that was my... So you've solved too, Ella's and Aduino.

Mm-hmm. But if you want to get in touch, if you've got any dilemmas you'd like us to solve, you can email us. It's lost in translation at bowermedia.com. Or you can follow us on social media. It's lost.org in dot podcast. And we do love seeing the comments on there. It's so funny.

People comment genuinely either angry or agreeing with one or the other. I know. It's brilliant. Thank you all so much. So yeah, lost in translation at bowermedia.com or lost. Dot in dot podcast. Should we play this week's game? I would love to.

So this week's game is about categories. Oh, this is interesting. We have to name as many things as we can in each category. So the first category is style of dance. Okay. Should we try and go through the alphabet? So style of dance, A, American Smooth. A chatter.

A chata. Cumbia. Chachach. Cumbia. D. Disco dancing. That's not dance, but it's okay. Okay.

E. A, E, no Fox Trott G No, there isn't any H Ha ha ha ha Just the dancers

Come on Okay I can tell you all of Fox Trot Chachachachia Rumba Salsa You're good

Tango Samba Pasaoblet English Woles Hip Hop Meringue Marengue Argentine

Argentine tango Argentine Tango West Co Swin Lindy Hop Ballet Hip contemporary... Freestyle.

Yeah, you can freestyle. What's the Savianas? It's a dance from Spain. Flamenco... What do you do in Savianas? It's a dance for Sevianas. You have four parts of Sevianas. You know what Sevian?

I've never heard of it in my life. Google later. Okay. So four parts repeated? It's part one, part two, part three, par four. They're similar, but not. Because like a fox trot, you just walk for that, don't you? When I did Fox Trot, I remember Aliashton to me,

it's his favorite dance, he said, because I'm just walking. Yeah, but it's the most difficult one. Don't I know it? He told you to walk because you couldn't do it. I couldn't do it at all. I hated it. It's the most difficult with the food working.

Yeah, I know. But it feels like you're just walking, yeah. It feels like you're walking, but you know it walking. The next category is breeds of dog. Alphabet. Akita, eagle, Kavapoo. Golden doodle. Dashund.

Labrador. I have to go through. English bull terrier, foxhound, German Shepherd. F, G. H. Oh, we don't know one for H. Husky? Husky, yes. Pusky. I. J. Jack Russell. Don't know why. Jack Russell. Hungarian Pooley. That could have been a good H as well. I'm lost to out with dogs. Many dogs, no? Yeah, there's loads of different dogs.

What is your favourite dog? I love staffies. My grandma used to have a staffie. Do you know they're the original nanny dog? Because they're so good with kids. They get a bad reputation because of some idiots who own them. But they are the most gentle dog. And my sister used to have a stafie, Max. He was gorgeous Max. And she had him when the kids were little.

People used to cross the road when they saw him. But he was so loving. She's had a staffir, then she had her Jackson, the Sharpay. Did you meet Jackson? Yeah. He's a big, big fella in, won't he? Yeah, with all the wrinkles. And now she's got Rocco, the bulldog.

But Rocco's just the potato. He's just so funny. He's just, you hear him before you see him. But I wanted a staffie, but Gorki didn't want a staffie. I don't like stuffies, or pit bulls or like Dobermans, no. Why? They look scary. Yeah, but they're not.

You wouldn't say that about a person. You have to change that attitude. Why? Because as well the other day, Mia, when I told her I went to Bleakalt yesterday, it was last night I was telling her about all these dogs and cats that need homes. She said, I'm frightened of cats. I said, no, you're not frightened of cats. And she said, I am.

She said, Papa's made me frightened of them. She said, Papa is so I am. and I thought oh my gosh like I'm scared of snakes but I can't let me I see that you can't be scared of cats growing up I've never been scared of a cat in front of her

I said I don't like cats I was with loads of cats yesterday I know that's why I don't go duplical what happened last time that we went to bleakle they asked him to hold a cat and I went the other way remember it wasn't he wasn't coming in the catarrie yeah I didn't go close to

we're building a cattery at the minute and you can have your own pens and this and that and I went in the pen and all these cats were crawling on me and little kittens and I'll be honest I'm a dog person put me in a room with any breed of dog

I will go to pieces I love it cats for me because they're unpredictable like you know where you stand with the dog you look at the back end of it tails up down wagging it's different signs

a cat my grandma's cat TC was such a little bastard he used to sit on my knee and he'd be purring looking at me and I'd be like, oh, and then out of the blue, he'd go, and like three times.

It's like the videos when they hit the dogs, yeah, and then he'd run off, and I'd think, if you didn't want to sit with, yeah, just casually walk off. That's my only concern with him. It's the, they're unpredictable. No, I, like, I see them, and I don't even look at them. I just cross the road. When I used to live in London, in the streets,

there used to be lots of the houses with cats. And if I'm walking on a street and I see a cat coming towards me, I literally go, you stay, I cross the road, road. I go to the other side. Don't let me see that because she told me yesterday she's scared of cats. I thought, no, come on. She's got to work through that. Number three, tapas items and picky bits, British or Spanish.

Ham, chorizo. Sausage roll, pork pie. Pork feed. Spam dagger. Panopas bravas. Panopal on a stick. Triangle sandwiches. Tortilla gadada.

Spamylase with chorizo and ham. Mini flapjacks. Allioli Sausages Escaito frito Marlzilla Is that the garlic meo Sorry?

Alioli Is that the garlic meo Yeah That's well nice that That's well nice Yeah That's probably monk It's

I've had it before I can't think Where I've had it But I remember trying it I think There's nothing better That we make now In Spain

At this time We have this like Trankipids Little Potatoes Very crispy And then you Fried 2 eggs On top of them

And then a bit of Spanish ham and then I'll have some drops of alioli sauce oof speaking of tapas in picky bits

obviously we've already said that we're doing that after today I ain't going to see you until the 21st yes do I need to get any

picky bits no I bring in the pig from London what do you mean you bring in the pig pig food oh gawker not again

yes I'll make sure it's shave she don't see the hair you can't get on a pendolino with a pig's foot I know

she's in a box yeah but it'll stink it's inside of a box clothes you and smell it. I'll bring it. Okay, but what about for those of us

you don't want to eat a pig? Well, just on Christmas Day. What am I supposed to have? You have the plant behind you? No, I'm serious. What can I? Should I just start myself? Rob loves it.

Your sister loves it. Your mom loves it. Peter loves it. I love it. What about me? Mia loves it. Tiago loves there. Your nephews and niece love there.

Your niece cannot eat anyway. The only people who doesn't like it is you and Clive. So you and Clyve can go in the field and have some grass. Clive's not coming. Clive's coming on Boxing Day. My Uncle Clive's vegan, so it's difficult on Christmas Day with Clive. And I love when he comes in the house,

say hello with a pig on my hand like that. Hello, Clive! He's like, ugh. I'm going to get some mac and cheese. I'll get myself some potato waffles and I'll have my own Christmas dinner. Okay. I'm going to actually order a nut roast.

I'm going to get a nut roast. Remember when I made that for you? Yeah. Lovely, yeah? I'll have a mushroom strudel. Okay. But I don't need to get a nut roast. anything. I've already bought my Christmas crackers.

Just bring yourself. I saw them in B&M the other week. Anyway, well that's all we have time for. Thank you very much. Oh, look at you. Off to London. Thank you for hanging out with us this week. It's been really, really nice. It's been lovely. And again, genuinely,

thank you for all your questions and comments and any ideas, any topics you want us to discuss. Please, please do let us know. It's Lost in Translation at bowenedia.com. at UK or lost.org podcast. And if you've got any mates who you think they might like this pod, please like and subscribe

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go and check out the video. See if you got it right. A lot of people listen from Spain, you know? Oh, I know they do. I got a lot of messages. Please, can you be subtitles? we wouldn't understand it. So they can't understand me.

Your Spanish listeners. Hola, Spania. Oh, Ola Spanioles. Hello, Spanioles. Very bien. Come is. Feliz Navidad. Very well.

Feliz Navidat. See you next time.