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Episode Date: July 6, 2026Justin, Rob, and J. Kyle Mann start by reacting to the Celtics press conference with GM Brad Stevens and owner Bill Chisholm explaining the Jaylen Brown trade. Then, they each rank the best destinatio...ns for LeBron, and play matchmaker for a few remaining free agents.(00:00) Intro(1:56) Celtics press conference(18:25) Best fits for LeBron(1:13:20) Free agency matchmakerHosts: Justin Verrier, Rob Mahoney, and J. Kyle MannProducers: Isaiah Blakely, Jeff Shearin, Victoria Valencia, and Ben Cruz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hello, and welcome to group chat.
I am Justin Verrier.
Joining me, Rob Mahoney.
Jay Kyle, man.
We're recording this in between the two soccer games.
So if I start saying that you guys have a brilliant point or like,
it's a brilliant ball by you.
which is what they'd say to every single play.
That's why.
I mean, most of the time it is a brilliant ball by us.
We're moving it around.
We're keeping it in the air.
I don't know.
We're doing.
Are we doing well?
Please, please praise us.
You bent that linear thought really well, Rob.
Nice to do it.
Thank you.
Well, I will say one thing is that I think we have a lot of good announcers in basketball.
Obviously, Mike Breen, the goat.
Glad to see him in the finals with the Knicks, all that.
Coming off of probably a half.
Calcian Times in terms of announcers in the NBA.
But the soccer announcers, they just got it.
First of all, they got the accent work, which is great.
Sure.
And they're also like in on the theater of it all in a way that like even supersedes like
what we do in the NBA.
There was a goal from a guy named Bellingham yesterday on England.
And he was like, oh, Bellingham, he rings up the scoreboard.
That one.
I was like, fuck.
Yeah.
That goes on.
Yeah, you're pretending.
Yeah, you're pretending I and Eagle isn't capable of that.
that the birdman come on he's throwing stuff down like that for sure and better do they call him the
birdman we do now i won't say how i know that birdman he acknowledges himself as birdman in some
capacity which i enjoy oh that's great you're right he would do it but maybe a little bit more maybe
we need just a little bit more cockney accents going around here um but we also waited because we also
wanted to check out this Jalen Brown press conference at the Celtics gave. Brad Stevens,
Chisholm, the owner, got up front in front of the Boston media, talked about it. Just quickly,
I would say my takeaway from this, and I think the thing that's going to circulate as a result,
is Brad Stevens basically outright saying that having 70% of your cap plus a lot of your usage
into two players is just pretty untenable in this day and age. Couldn't really get into, obviously,
like whatever
discourse existed between Brown
and the organization
kind of sidestepped
a lot of those questions
or just like focused on
the emotional toll
of just trading a player
10 years into his run
with Boston.
And obviously there's some
statistical stuff
that suggested probably
that something like this
wouldn't really hurt them
all that much.
Like there's insinuations
all over the place.
But I think the thing
he said outright,
Rob,
which I think is going to be
the thing that people
take away from this
is just like
doesn't seem like
they're losing a ton in the short term, but it gave them
optionality in the long term because of the way
the CBA forces teams into the situation.
Yeah, I mean, I do think they're going to get
optionality, and I know that because the word was mentioned
85 to 90 times over the course of this press conference.
We have options. You don't need a new word.
Look, I know we're as guilty of this as anybody.
This is a word that gets thrown around on, I don't even know how many
podcasts, but now we know why.
And it's Brad Stevens infecting us linguistically.
And here we are talking, talking
about the optionality of trading one contract for a similarly sized contract with a worst
player attached to it. So I both, here's the thing. I don't think, I never really heard an
argument that, oh, having this much invested in the cap is a good idea or that you can even
build a sustainable long-term team. There's a widespread understanding that in this apron environment,
it's really difficult to keep a contender together once the salary starts to blow. The conversation
around the Celtics all throughout this process has been why now, why for this return? And I have to say
trading for Paul George's contract when that's just an intermediate step, it sounds like,
into getting where the Celtics hopefully want to go. That's not doing anything to alleviate these
broader concerns about the timing of this deal. Yeah, I don't think that the thought process of
like why trade him is all that difficult to understand, you know, especially I think in the
messaging that's come out, and I have to assume that it's gotten out through something.
thing close to the team or whatever it might be to sort of sharpen the language that was around
the like he's the seventh beth player the problem with jalen was that the distance between the
value that he provides as a basketball player and the number that he was going to command in this
increasingly you know constricted environment that it's so so hard it was just going to be really really
difficult and the apex version of the jays winning the title those two guys being the focal point
of it was the product of kind of a unique financial event a couple of years ago when they managed
to get drew holiday they managed to get poor zingas and it's just like we're not going to we're not
going to end up in those circumstances again i don't and then you combine it with the fact that jalen is
like we were saying her you know in when we taped another part of this pot at another point in time
we were discussing this at another point uh that he's he's on the process of wanting more and he got a taste
of that so you're moving towards that it's like he's not going to scale back
into an optimal version of that.
And then, you know, even if he did, the money is going to not match up with that.
So, but the thing that that's really, really difficult to square is just the win, you know,
it's, but should they have done it a year ago and tank this season so that they'd have a
better talent?
I think that would have been hard to understand too.
It's just the return is just so, so weird.
I think that's the part.
And you want to talk about some bloodshot eyes.
It definitely looks, I don't know if he, before he went on, he wanted to look more sympathetic,
but Brad had some pretty worn-out eyes.
You say he got some fake tears in there?
Put a little droplets going in there to get a little moist.
He just looked like he'd been in front of a computer screen in a dark room for like 72 hours to me.
But I don't know if he's doing some editing, you know?
Just the clockwork orange with Jalen Brown's switch stream just to make sure he know specifically how to reply.
I mean, it was funny as the press conference kind of went on there.
and you got some of the more older guard reporters asking more pointed questions, which I always
appreciate because they have no frills and they'll just basically be like, wait, didn't you already
build depth? Because you're saying that all this was to build depth in order to compete for a longer
term. And I guess you can make the case, as he kind of did, that going forward, you will need to
replace the depth that you've already built by having these draft picks and basically having to
previously traded a lot of your picks in order to get the Drews and the Christops in the door.
you need to, when Jordan Walsh needs to get paid, you need to replace him.
It's kind of a really crass sort of thing underneath it all because it's basically like,
oh, when your players are good enough to earn a living wage, you then have to trade them.
That's a whole separate issue there.
I just, I think the bigger question is ultimately the why now.
Like, why did you do this now?
Why didn't you wait out for even better deals to happen over the course of the next two months?
I don't know if we'll ever get a direct answer to that.
Rob, I kind of like the way I read what he was ultimately.
saying was, I don't know if he thinks they're getting appreciably worse in the immediate.
Or at the very least, perhaps he thought that this version of the team, the Jalen and Jason-centric
team, without the guts of the 2024 title team, without Drew, without Christops, without
Horford, or a lot of the supplementary pieces that kind of bonded it altogether.
I do wonder, and what I read from this was like, maybe he thought that they would never get
back there.
And so this is probably around where they would top out with the Paul.
George type. It wasn't about Paul George. It's about like, this is kind of what we expected
anyway. Yeah. I mean, if you're in Brad Stevens position, you never go on the record and say,
we're going to be demonstrably worse after you make a big controversial trade. So it was a lot of like,
let's see how it goes. Like, let's see where the cards fall, which fair enough. Like I think
most of us expect the Celtics to still be pretty good, even with Paul George as a member of the roster.
I think the larger concerns about the makeup of this team and the depth and all these things that
we're circling, like, they do have good ninth and tenth men here on the bench. I think the
refreshing that we're talking about is more like, where are they going to find the next version of
the fourth and fifth guys that they need to replace the Porzingus and the Drews? And, you know,
if Derek White continues to trickle downward, what happens there? Like, it's, this is where if you'll
take a drink or pardon it, the optionality comes into play. It's the thing that GMs dread most of all,
in my experience is not making this sort of hard decision,
it's feeling like their hands are tied.
It's feeling like they are so cap stricken
that there's nothing they can realistically do
to improve their roster.
And then they're just kind of stuck.
Because all of these people who run teams
are just like fiddlers by nature, right?
Like they just want to tinker around the edges.
They want to make their machine run a little bit more smoothly.
They want to put in the one piece
that puts it over the top.
And if you feel like financially,
having these two massive contracts is restrictive to that,
I can understand the frustrations that come with it.
I do just find it a little odd, though,
when it's not like the Knicks two biggest salaries
are dramatically smaller than Tatum and Brown.
They're not Jalen Brunson, granted.
It's Carlton-Aidowne, and O.G. and Inobie,
but there are a lot of teams that are really successful,
the Celtics included, with giant salaries at the center of them
and have still managed to cobble together
at least enough depth to go on really long playoff runs.
I think the depth point that you made at the beginning
is really on the money,
And you would have to get to this, you would have to arrive at this place with a really sober look at your roster.
And I think that the Sixers gave it, whether they had it or not going into the playoffs, the Sixers gave it to them.
They have really done a really good job of taking dudes who are probably like 12th to 15th type men and bringing them up maybe to like 11 through eight.
Like they've done a good job.
Like growing assets to that point.
But it's like there is a developmental question, I guess, that somebody smarter than me could go and delve into, which.
it's just like, can you get beyond that?
How often can you get a player to like overshoot what is kind of a natural range of what they can accomplish with their skills?
And I think that they are looking at the guys they have and they're saying, like, I don't, we don't really know where the solid playoff rotation guys are.
Like, these are good, these are good regular season players and they have overachieved and, you know, they fit in our system.
But we saw that once they got strained that they're maybe not quite the types of players that can reach like a championship level.
So naturally, they're going to be more expendable.
So a Jordan Lalsh is going to sadly just kind of be like, all right, we're going to have to rotate in the next guy and hopefully find somebody that's, you know, find the pieces that are going to help them win the way they want to because they clearly don't think that they have it, I guess, right now.
Well, I mean, it's also one way in which this is so directly a challenge trade, not just because you're swight like trading out one forward or one wing for another, but this whole idea of like what kind of depth do you have.
Jalen Brown's contract and Joel and Beed's contract, pretty comparable to what you were getting from Tatum and Brown in the first place.
it just looks a whole lot different when you already have Tyrese maxi on the roster and when you already
have even just some of the supporting pieces that the Sixers do where you can talk yourself into
being bold and swinging for talent when you already have a little bit more of an infrastructure to
accommodate it. Yeah, with these press conferences, you're ultimately looking for the trail of
breadcrumbs that get dropped in between all of the big long-winded monologues. I wrote down
diversify the attack that really caught my eye there.
We're perhaps wanted something a little bit less on the ball, as I mentioned up top,
like having so much usage into two players, clearly Brad, I think is more of a type of let's
share the rock, let's democratize the offense.
And so again, that's probably another front office coach sort of thing being like,
let's play a little bit more spread out.
Paul George probably is going to facilitate that a little bit more than Brown.
The other thing, another move isn't coming after this.
I think he said that pretty directly where it's like, we don't have anything lined up for the now.
He had to sidestep a lot of implications about like free agency because those aren't official so you can't really talk about them.
But beyond that, I think he said like this is it.
And so the optionality, the big buzzword of the day, like really is why they made this move.
It isn't like a Trey Murphy coming down the road.
We'll see like trade deadline or maybe into the season.
But for now, like this is the Celtics, which if you're a Celtics fan, you probably have to be feeling pretty sober about.
right now, but I guess two years from now, you might be able to flip Paul George's contract,
and you might be able to draft some guy with the 17th overall pick.
Yeah, or even one, frankly, because it's not like teams we're lining up to take Paul George
back right now at the money that he's paid with all the restrictions that we're talking about
in terms of what it does to your team.
But one year closer to it when he's more of an expiring or like even this upcoming deadline
going into his expiring year with the player option,
maybe then it's at least more of like,
you can get some teams on the phone
and you can do it without having to attach some of these picks
that you just got in the Jalen Brown trade to begin with.
That to me is kind of the mystery with all of this.
Like Jalen Brown is an all-N-B-A-level player
who is paid like an all-N-B-A-level player,
maybe a little more than he's worth on the court.
We can go back and forth on that.
That's kind of a separate conversation.
Paul George is a good player who is quite massively overpaid,
who the Sixers would have under other circumstances had to give up first to get off of in the
first place. And the Celtics took him back for the sake of flexibility, but really what looks like
out of the kindness of their heart. I don't see the mathematical play of we're taking
pack Paul George to make ourselves more flexible financially other than we're going to sit
on his contract for probably at least a year. Well, he comes off in 20. I mean, the conversation
around what, a 39-year-old pushing 40 years old Paul George.
28, 29. It's going to be pretty clear cut that like, we ain't getting back in the business with
this. For sure. Jalen is, Jalen would have, this would have come to a head at some point. I know people
are just frustrated and obviously justifiably frustrated about it coming to ahead now, but
if you wanted to just find any sort of like light gray lining, we won't call it silver,
it's not shimmering, it's not going to make you feel great, but it's like Paul George,
I honestly feel like I just need to take just a moment here and remind people that the apex of Paul
George has been better than Jalen Brown, in my opinion. I don't think the primes of these two players are
not really even close, in my opinion. And I think that Paul George is more role malleable. I think he's
an incredible, he's still an elite catch and shoot player who is taller and in a stationary
isolation, defensive kind of situation is just as good a defender as Jail. Gave it to him at different
times. So I want to be really like this dude isn't a bum. He's overpaid. But I just think if you're talking about
in terms of the flexibility, you're going to get off the money uncontroversially here.
I guess that's a positive if you want one.
And then he's going to be able to scale down in a way that basketball-wise,
I don't know that it'll reach the highs of- What if we turn around the Celtics are better next year?
What if they are?
Then we'll talk about it.
Do you think that's going to be the case?
Is it a 0% chance?
No, no, no.
There's a chance.
There's a chance.
I think that it'll be easier some of the offensive complications of the Jason and Jalen.
pairing. Things will just flow a little bit more. And from that flow, maybe they'll have a good
regular season. But I do think their playoff ceiling is probably capped. And basically what you're
describing is Paul George is just a high level role player, which is kind of what we're saying
about Jayland won't live up to the Supermax. Well, Paul George definitely will not live up to his contract.
Maybe there's like some way that they rehab his value next season show that he could be a productive
player and then flip him again the following off season when he only has the one year. That's kind of the
theory that we put into the Wizards when they traded for Tray Young, and they're going to do that.
Well, wait, no, actually, they're going to sign them to the worst contract in the league and
just keep them for the long run. Never mind. Yikes. Well, here's the thing, in light of Tray Young.
We're talking about Jalen Brown and Paul George and whether they're worth their current contracts.
I fear we may have buried the lead on all of this, which is the Jalen Brown conversation is not
that he's paid $58 million this year. It's not even that he has two years left on his deal.
I think a lot of it is the Celtics don't necessarily want to be on the hook for his next extension, right?
It's the money that's due after.
And so if you're not having this conversation now, you're having it closer and closer to the expiration of his deal.
It just still is a bitter pill to swallow for me in terms of the timing of all of this.
I understand the forecasting.
I understand the concerns.
I understand wanting to get ahead of it.
I still feel that if they had waited or if they had played this market differently,
that they could have been involved in some other conversations, Janus or otherwise.
this just, it feels incomprehensible to me, given all the reporting that's out there,
even with all the pessimism out there, that this was the best that they could do for Jalen Brown.
Do you really think they were going to be able to sell some team as that extension approached?
Do you think, how many teams you think would have looked at that extension and be like, yeah, man,
dying to sign up for that?
Like, I just seems like a tall order.
It is a tall order, but I don't know.
Like, teams get desperate.
Teams want stars.
Like, you wait for the right team and squeeze them at the right time.
instead of, oh, we have to get off this guy now because we're so worried about, I would presume,
although Brad Stevens wouldn't confirm it, the damage that's been done to that relationship
that everyone is kind of dancing around with Jalen Brown.
You play the market differently and all of a sudden you get to make the trade when you have leverage
and not when the other teams do.
It's all about time in the market, not timing the market, you know?
Sure.
That's what they say.
Is it?
They do say that.
Okay.
People say that.
Okay.
All right.
Let's flip to the next part of the pod.
As Kyle mentioned, we recorded this earlier in the day.
We're going to talk through the best fits for one LeBron James.
We gave our one through fives.
And then we talked about some matchmaking fits,
tried to play a little matchmaker,
trying to put the remaining free agents to a new destination.
So hear that right after we take it.
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All right, it's LeBron time.
And Kyle, you actually brought your own whiteboard here,
doing a little Rich Paul action.
Yeah, there's a board back there.
I was just going to kind of let the public...
We need to cultivate like a Reddit conspiracy theory kind of culture, right?
To the pod, I think that would sort of up our numbers, get people talking.
I don't think we want to stoke anything in any Reddits at this point.
Like, you can doodle on your board as you please.
It's your home.
It's your life.
But I simply can't encourage all that.
If anyone wants to watch the video and like really pinch zoom in, you can see Kyle trying
to find where Rob and I are going this summer, I guess?
Is it like vacation, this is it career-wise?
Just gauging your all's interests and things like that, you know.
Don't worry about how I doodle on my board, Rob.
That's my business.
I agree.
Okay.
Well, we couldn't get the rights to the real Rich Paul Whiteboard.
I asked for the clearance, but apparently I don't have it.
Rob, I was surprised that you don't have the access to that.
Why would it be me?
Your management.
Well, you're a big wig now, one.
And also, you're a Dallas resident.
So if anyone knows the advantages of being close to oil, it's you.
I do know all about the oil.
If you want to know where the oil is literally buried, I'm your guy.
I can hook it up.
Is there like a Spotify warehouse sort of like from Indiana Jones where the government
keeps all like the props from the different shows, you know, and the whiteboard's going to be in there?
And years from now, somebody will run it down.
I like the idea of that.
Various Celtics ephemera from like rewatchable sets past, you know.
It must be sitting somewhere.
I can assure you that there, in fact, is one.
And I know this because a year or two ago, I went and dug out all of the stuff I left in my old office from Sunset and Gower in what would have been, like, early 2020, because we had to vacate the office.
We thought we would come back.
We never did.
And so six years later, I have the New Orleans baby cakes mug that I so desperately was pining for.
So there is this whole sort of storage situation.
They will watch you as you go into the storage situation,
just to make sure you don't take anything you're not supposed to.
But, yeah, it exists.
The lengths that I saw you go to save that baby kicks mug,
I've never seen you work so hard for anything in your entire life.
Years from now when all of this stuff is admitted, you know, before a grand jury,
I'm sure that's why they were watching you so closely whenever we're held accountable
for everything that goes on here.
Yeah.
Well, all right.
So we're going to go through the best LeBron,
fits on the board here. He's really the last guy out there who could probably make a meaningful
difference, like a top, you know, 30 players sort of difference on a team. We've all ranked
one through five, what we think are the best LeBron spots. I did it without really, like, being
beholden to the whiteboard. Like, I factored in every single team. I'm basically looking for what is
the Beck's mix of, like, team fit, but also something that's realistic. Like, I don't think he's
going to take the minimum to join the Pacers or some of the smaller.
market teams that don't really necessarily need him.
Why are you trying to hurt me?
Sorry, but I'm just being a journalist.
You know, I'm being beholden to the truth, ultimately.
Yeah.
No, I think it's a good qualifier up front.
Like, just realistic enough that it's either like whiteboard adjacent or you
at least have to kick around the idea.
Like the pacer's for as much as I would love to see it are just not going to happen
for a variety of reasons.
So let's get into the ones that at least might.
Yeah, I went with like narrative value.
roster fit and then fun factor.
Just those three, those three categories.
Okay.
Did you guys factor in anything beyond that, Rob?
I know, like, LeBron is talking about happiness is like his motivating factor here.
I don't know really what that means per se, considering his family is in L.A.
And he went to L.A.
And he went to L.A. specifically for similar reasons.
So it's a little nebulous.
Did you factor in anything else?
I mean, I think you factor in the finding joy aspect in the sense of, like, would LeBron
have a good time playing here?
Like, would this be an experience that he would chase after?
or would want in some conceivable way,
but that just usually ends up coming down
to one of those other buckets anyway.
So this is like a Murray Condo sort of thing.
Like if you see Tyrese Maxie,
like, and he sparks joy, just go toward him.
I mean, he always sparks joy.
That one's a no-brainer.
Very true.
Why don't we start with number five's here?
Rob, do you want to go with yours first?
So I have the Golden State Warriors at number five.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Peak plausibility, perhaps.
Like, I can really see this happening.
I think it's probably still the favorite on the board,
although I know the Cavs have maybe made some inroads
just by the inaction out there otherwise in the market.
I just think that the Steph-Lebron connection clearly works so well.
And it is one of the most powerful options anywhere on the board,
as far as where LeBron could go and who he could play with narratively,
in terms of basketball, in terms of just like quality of life mechanically,
getting through the regular season.
and what could be better than playing with Steph Curry for a full year
and kind of living out that particular dream.
I just think we all deserve this in a way that transcends Olympic play
or All-Star Games or whatnot.
And that includes LeBron and Steph too.
Kyle, where do you have the Warriors?
I have them at number two, actually,
because I feel like the narrative value here is pretty strong
where you have the two arguably the most important players,
impactful players of their generation,
and American players, that is.
I guess you could really quibble that, I guess,
but we'll just go with it.
I'll say the two most important.
Two guys born at the same hospital in Akron, interestingly enough.
Not that the same year.
Go back to where it really started.
Go all the way back, baby.
There was some nurse on duty that had, I don't know,
maybe it was a nurture situation.
We'll see.
In terms of the roster fit, it's a little clunkier, I think,
just because if you listen to the things that LeBron would want.
And, you know, myself as a 41-year-old pickup basketball player,
I can kind of feel this.
There are some days where you get put on a team where you're like,
I'm going to end up having to do more than I want to with this group of players.
You know what I mean?
I'd rather have to be calibrated where I can pick my spots and do the things
and feel a little bit like I used to feel.
But ultimately, I don't want to carry the same usage load.
It's kind of like when you look at the Warriors,
it's like Steph needs burden taking.
off of him. Beyond that, who really is going to be the person, you know, who's going to be the person
taking the reps to lighten the load for those two guys? So I think it would be super, super
fun. Like, I went back and I was watching a lot of the actions where Steph and LeBron were involved
with each other and, like, in the Olympics. And it was a lot, a lot of fun in the pick and roll and the
handoffs and things like that. But I feel like basketball-wise, it might be pretty clunky,
like them figuring out how to not overburden this team with their age defensively and then
you know take not burn them out offensively because there's past stuff there's just not a lot of
offensive options i ultimately had them number one and i did that because i just feel like the fit
is like wide open for him like if you're looking at the depth charts as i have up here from espan
dot com right now the the starting five is set up and the which are always on point right yeah 100%
accurate all the time.
Guy Santos is right now the starting small forward for the Golden State Warriors.
And I just feel like maybe that's just like me projecting on here because I see the void
right happening.
But there's just like clearly they need him.
I think Christop's coming back gives them the stretch option at the very least could like like
loosen things up in the offense a little bit, especially once Jimmy returns.
But I think Jimmy is really the sticking point here where he's not expected back until
February, and you don't know if he's actually going to come back then because he's coming back from a
catastrophic injury at an advanced age. And so does LeBron want to like wait for him to come back?
Does he really want to put his probably last year in the hands of the recovery of another player?
That gets messy. But when he does come back, I feel like this is the type of team that suits his
preferences, right? Where it's just like we're all on the same page career wise. We all at the same
level star wattage-wise kind of varying.
It just, I don't know, it just feels like you're playing the role of LeBron and you look at
this team.
Like this one feels more like something that he would be interested in.
It feels right in a bunch of different ways.
I think the balance is kind of what we're laying out here, which is do you pick the
team that has players around you or maybe even coaches around you who are kind of at a
similar stage of life?
Like people you can connect with a community that you can be a part of with the team.
Or do you pick the team that has the younger legs?
that could take some of the weight and the responsibility off of you,
to the extent that LeBron wants that.
I think he wants it to a point.
He clearly wants to be involved.
He wants to be one of the co-authors of whatever team he joins in the season that they're going to have.
But I think I just worry about the other part.
Like between Steph and LeBron and Jimmy Butler,
are any of those three guys going to end the season completely healthy?
It feels like a long shot.
Like there's going to be nagging injuries.
Some of them could be taken out of the lineup altogether by the end of the season.
Like, there's just like a lot hanging on their collective age.
in a way that I'm still down for the season.
I'm still down for that team construction.
I hope it happens, frankly.
I just don't know if it's like the ideal fit
for what he should be chasing at this point.
There's a real lack of piss and vinegar in that alignment.
That's all I'm saying, you know,
because if you watch these playoffs,
it was kind of a piss and vinegar playoffs.
A lot of these backcourts,
very, very physical at the point of attack.
I think this will be a recurring thing.
And as I was going down through the teams
thinking about what LeBron still can do,
like in spurts, in controlled,
doses. And then also what is going to be in order to get the most out of that stuff, I think you have
to have some other counterbalancing factors on the floor, not just the scoring part, but just I think
ball pressure and defensive protection is going to be really key. And I just don't necessarily see it
with the Warriors. And that factored into some of my thought process for some of these other teams,
too, that we can get into. Yeah, I think the youth thing is interesting because in the one hand,
I agree that he needs younger legs in order to pace him through the regular season. Most teams do,
not just the older teams at this point. On the other hand, like, how much does, like, the established
veteran really want to hang out with the interns, you know? Like, just in terms of, like, a vibes,
like, getting through the season, is there really an appeal to that? And really airing yourself out here,
Justin, you know? Well, I don't want to hang out with most people, so I'm a little bit of a different case.
I also feel like with Pajemski in particular,
like real Mario Chalmers, LeBron is just going to dog him the entire time.
Oh, sure.
And I almost wonder if, like, we're thinking nostalgia play.
Like, there's no throwback like LeBron just like yelling at a teammate who's younger than him.
So there's that.
So you're telling me, like, before LeBron has his readers on,
he could look at Gis Santos and be like, oh, that's Anderson Verrajo.
Right.
LeBron playing in readers.
It's funny.
Oh, yeah, get some, like, goggles, Horace Grant style.
but their readers at the bottom of them.
I think it's beautiful.
Aging is beautiful, you know?
It really is.
Well, Kyle, what do you think about the young guys on this roster?
They have Yaxil here.
They have Pajemski.
Well, Richard was pretty good last year.
Yeah, and he was good in some of the early,
I haven't checked on the, like, last day or so,
Summer League returns, but he's playing well.
He's an older player, too.
And I mean, I think it's important that we at least acknowledge them
before people hear us, like, just roundly dismiss the Warriors youth.
just say,
Gobo, you know, like,
Yaxel is going to be,
he's an older player.
He's,
as we know,
he's coming in at 24 years old.
And I think he'll be able to,
you know,
take a lot of tougher defensive assignments.
You have a lot of great smart help on this team defensively.
Like,
it would be some of the wiser defensive helpers in the league.
And I think LeBron,
in terms of like off ball processing and playing that,
that chess board,
still his brain is,
I mean,
all time.
I mean,
it's arguably one of the best all time.
that's offense and defense.
So you have him, and then you have, obviously, we talked about, you know,
Pajemski and Will Richard.
I think those are DeAnthony Melton re-signed.
You know, we've been, I feel like the hypothetical De Anthony Melton is sort of like
moving away from what he really is more by the day.
So maybe he'll rebound and have a better year.
But I don't know where you guys are on the younger, the younger players.
It just feels like a lot's up in the air with them.
Yes.
I just think that there's enough in support of what they have in the strong.
versus what they tried before, which is to try to break that structure to find something that would level them up.
There are no longer the Jonathan Kaminga type.
Unless I'm, like, completely misreading Yaxel.
I know he had some issues with some of the things he would say in interviews.
But, like, if he could just play his role, at least for this year, or they can get him to buy into a role this year, then level up down the road.
Like, these guys support the team of a LeBron, Steph, Draymond, sort of vision.
And then you could worry about that later in a way that, like, they probably hadn't before.
And so, yeah, that's part of my understanding here, Rob, is like, I just think that it's more balanced than in the past where they're trying to mess with two timelines.
It definitely feels more balanced.
It feels more cohesive for that reason.
But it's also not coincidentally why they don't have the kinds of ball handlers that they might need.
Like, you do have to walk this tightrope between being the style of team you want to be, but also having some pure bucket getters, having some creators, having some guys who are going to play a slightly different method.
Or else everything is just going to be running Steph Curry as he read.
rounds into his late 30s, sprinting around ball screens every possession.
Like, you need alternatives.
And LeBron gives you a lot of alternatives.
He gives you a lot of ways to tap into offense.
He can play his own version of bully ball.
But really just using him as the trigger man for the greatest shooter to ever live,
that's just going to make a lot of these guys really good within their roles,
cutting, slicing, hitting spot up shots.
Like, that foundation is going to be really fun and really good basketball,
basically no matter how you slice up the rest of the roster.
Well, you mentioned scores.
Why don't we go to number five on my list, which is the Philadelphia 76ers, who now have an abundance of them, including clutch client Tyrese Maxi, TM.
I did find it funny when Rich Paul was going through the whole exercise there.
He's like, oh, Tyrese Maxie, LeBron loves him, and the calves don't have dearest Garland.
That's a big one, both of whom are his clients.
I was waiting him to basically be like, you know what?
My intern, Lucy, is from Chicago.
Got to put that up there.
really loves the bean.
Have you guys seen the bean?
First of all, the bean can get fucked.
The bean sucks.
Oh.
As far as landmarks go, come on.
We can do better than the bean.
Man, we're going to get letters.
There we go.
What's his actual name?
The Millennium Arch or something like that?
I've never been.
Millennium Gate.
What is the bean?
Fuck the bean.
Wow.
There we go.
The Cloud Gate.
Sorry, the Cloud Gate.
Is the Bean worth being, like, is it worth saying,
get fucked, Rob, that's a, you're really going nuclear on a pretty inanimate object that just
looks cool and it's not like...
Well, there's your problem.
I guess here's the thing.
When you're of a certain age, you just get inundated with photos of your friends in their
reflection at the Bean.
And it's like, this is the 700th most interesting thing about Chicago, a great American city.
Go during the summertime, it's unbeatable.
Just don't go to the cloud gate.
He twisted that.
Have you ever seen the Sears Tower?
Come on.
that where he's pro-Chicago. That was a
that was a savvy move.
That's fine. That's fine. I just, you know.
All right. Well, with the Sixers here,
there's a lot going on for them. I almost wonder if there's too much.
This is just like a really messy situation to really be vaulting yourself into.
There's the fit there, clearly. If you just want to take the Dean Wade spot in that starting
lineup, it would be one of the most star-studded starting lineups I've seen in recent history.
Having said that, similar things with Embed,
as with Butler, where it's just like, you're not really sure when he's going to play,
if he's ever going to play, and when he does play, just feels like he wants to be pretty
demonstrative about how he goes about his business, and it's more lurching and slower than ever
before.
And with Butler, at the very least, you know that there's a finish line, and it might just be that.
He'll be back, and then we go from there.
Whereas with him be, the start-stop nature in addition to, like, how Jalen Brown is just going
to really weave his way into this team, Rob.
For me, it's an attractive talent package, but as a lot of...
full, like fleshed out team.
I just don't think it's there yet.
And so I have them at number five.
Yeah, I actually had them as kind of an honorable mention for that reason.
It could happen.
As sensible, like, again, they're on the whiteboard for a reason and the talent play for
that kind of void at power forward if you want to call it that.
Fair play.
Plug LeBron in there.
His super processing brain would clearly help these guys fit together.
I also think it might just be overcomplicating him, overcomplicating it to put him there
when they're already having the Jalen Brown, like, massive addition and massive amount of sea change that comes with that.
To the point that, I mean, you talked about the fit, Justin, but I kind of think Dean Wade fits what they need more than LeBron fits what they need.
No one's going to turn their nose up at adding LeBron James to a roster under basically any circumstances, or at least they shouldn't.
But, like, they need perimeter defense.
They need spacing.
They need guys who are going to allow Jalen Brown and Tyrese Maxine and Joel Embed to workshop their way into being a viable trio.
LeBron can assist in some of that stuff, but like his standing, his reputation, in some ways, even his ego might be like a little too big for that kind of like, honestly like tertiary sort of role even within that setup.
Well, I'll surprise you guys here.
I have the Sixers as my number one destination for let's go.
All right, talk us through it.
Make the pitch.
Fun factor, obviously, whatever who gives a shit at the end of the day.
It doesn't really matter if you're having fun.
and, you know, LeBron's not going to go anywhere just because of fun. I mean, he wants to win.
I think the roster fit here really makes a ton of sense. If you were going to allow LeBron to sort of sit in a lazy boy recliner for the longest amount of time on any one of these teams and still maximize the things that he does really well, I'm not going to make the maxy pun. I thought about it for a split second.
This would be the team. If you think about all the scoring guards that the scoring tilted guards on this team,
scoring tilted players, you'd be giving LeBron a lot of toys.
I just think that that would be, he would be in the position to pick his spots when he wanted
to play in movements where you have the kinetic movement of the, you could even throw
Simons and Phylon, like mix him in with those teams.
You'd be unburdening those guys.
He might average 10 or 11 assists a game on this team.
Like I think he would be a really, really fun fit.
There's no real narrative angle here other than the Gansy thing, but I think basketball-wise
this would be very, very fun putting LeBron in Philly.
Definitely would help them pace out the regular season.
And so you could play through whatever Embed injuries happen.
You could play through whatever LeBron wants to play in whenever he decides not to.
I guess the question is, does it force Jalen Brown into more of a supplementary role?
Because we were already saying Brown's arrival probably forces Tyrese to do a little bit less.
Is Brown in his first year with Philly if he wants to do this like revenge tour?
is this going to force him to be a few years ago playing off of Kyrie's style Jalen Brown,
where I'm more of like a supplementary defender, like just attacking off of the catch sort of guy
versus someone who's the main spotlight, you know?
And LeBron soaks up all the oxygen in a room.
Is he going to want that?
But you're right.
If he's willing to do that, then certainly it fits.
If not, it just seems a little clunky to me.
I just think you need a lot of people who are willing to do things.
Like how little are we willing to accept from Tyrese maxi is kind of the question if you if you plunk
LeBron onto this team because now LeBron would be functionally their point guard in a lot of ways.
Maxi would be unlocked as a score, but Jalen Brown is going to get up a lot of shots.
Joel and Bede is going to get up a lot of shots.
I just feel the squeeze coming for too many of those guys where I'm already like wanting to wait
and see and eager to see what Jalen Brown does to the makeup of this team and and everyone's
habits and influences and like the roles that they're playing within the.
the offense. Adding LeBron, it does feel like one ingredient too many to me, but also like,
what, I'm not turning it down. Like, I would love to see that. I would love to see LeBron try to
help these guys along, even if maybe it's not ultimately what's best for them. Yeah, I think you could.
Just put the, keep putting the spices in there. Do you put a lot of spice in Baba Ginoosh?
I don't know. I'm just saying. Holy hell. I never made it.
I never made it. A freak on top, maybe, but even that's more of a hummus thing, I got to say.
I think the, the Jalen skis skis.
scaling down thing would be the main variable.
Because LeBron has been, his touch time and his dribble time has, like, been ramping down
over the past five seasons.
So he is obviously, whether he's, like, excited about it or not, he has been sort of
drifting towards this maximizing the things like he's really, really good in the short role.
Like, I was going back and just kind of watching his actions directly with Luca, like how
he navigated that.
Like, he's still one of the best short role players ever.
I mean, when he's playing in that situation.
So having him there where they overplay a score like a maxi or a Jalen Brown.
I think you take pressure off of those two guys being home run hitter passers.
I think you can let them just kind of be who they are.
And it's just like Jalen, go try to get buckets and pick and roll.
Tyrese, same kind of thing.
You could even go four or five with Joelle a little bit.
I just think if guys were willing to slide and scale, that would make,
I think it would make Philly the best offensive team in the league, arguably, if he went there.
I mean, they would be crazy if they kind of maxed out there.
potential. What all those guys can do if you get them to work in concert would be unbelievable.
And also, I think we might be downplaying the narrative angle a little bit in, in the shadow of a
season where the Knicks just won the title, LeBron going to Philly, like a long-suffering franchise in
many respects. I mean, they've had some playoff success, but haven't won a title in almost 50 years,
have had some real low lows. LeBron coming at the tail end of like this process era and putting
them over the top into contention if everything went right. I do think there's some value there.
And I do think the Sixers as an institution have a reputation and a standing that is like,
okay, that is a team I could see LeBron actually going to. LeBron, who wore six because of Julius Irving,
do they allow him to wear it for the one season that he's there? Like, yeah, you can definitely
write out the script a little bit. Yeah. Interesting. Do we make much of the golf store thing or the,
where do you all, like the social media sort of campaign thing,
because he was in,
he was in Akron, right?
Also, really hiding,
I have to say also in that club,
just out in plain sight in a club.
I don't know.
I feel like it's like just barely shrouded
the social campaign that's going on.
Yeah.
I mean, who among us doesn't go home
for a little summer visit?
I don't know how much to read
whenever LeBron is in Cleveland,
but they're probably the favorite,
if we want to talk about the calves.
I have the calves at three,
unfortunately.
I think for all,
the narrative reasons. They probably are top on this list. Probably the most likely scenario,
especially if you're factoring in LeBron wanting to be in the East because the easier path to the
conference finals at the very least. I just don't see how he fits alongside James Hardin. I also think
it's a very girthy front court if you put LeBron, Mobley, and Allen there. Like are we trading Jared
Allen at that point in order to feature Mobley? He's Mobley ready for that, considering he keeps getting
beasted in playoff scenarios. But the big thing is like,
Hardin and LeBron
defensively, first of all,
they're both basically power forwards defensively
at this point, but also they want to be on the ball.
And so Mitchell wants the ball.
And so it's just like, it's very cluttered.
And so basketball fit wise,
I almost wonder if they just like erase the past
couple months since the deadline
and just walk back to Hardin thing
and just don't sign him.
That would be great.
But as long as he's there, Rob, I just, I don't see it.
Yeah, I ended, I had times where I was making this list
and they were not on the list for pure basketball reasons.
And then I had times where I was making it,
and they're number one on the list for all of the narrative propulsion
that LeBron going back to Cleveland would bring.
And so I ended up just putting them at three
and kind of splitting some of that difference,
where they are complex in terms of offensively.
There's just a lot going on between LeBron and Hardin and Mitchell
for all the reasons you just described.
Defensively, all three of those guys need help
and should not be chasing around the top scores in the league
on a game-to-game basis.
It's like that's kind of a nightmare scenario in terms of trying to manage a functional playoff level defense.
And yet there are some things that are just bigger than basketball.
And it's like pretending that these guys, especially someone of LeBron's caliber and place in history,
would think about their free agent decision as like, where do I fall on the org chart is just not realistic and not true to the spirit of this kind of exercise and true to what kind of decisions human beings make at this stage in their life.
like going back to a place where he played his most meaningful basketball, a place that is
adjacent to his hometown effectively, that is his hometown team, that to me feels like a
better conceptual fit than so many of the other ones that might technically be cleaner or have
a vacancy at power forward or like make sense for this reason or that.
Like the calves just fit.
And they would have to figure out the basketball as they go.
And yeah, it would be really complicated.
But we can't pretend we don't see it or we wouldn't understand why it would happen.
it's the most human option on the board for him to just go back to Cleveland.
I just, I have a hard time with the Cleveland one because you mentioned it, like the defensive thing.
I just think I have a hard time seeing him pick any team where the opening, like the front door to their defense is like penetrated consistently.
If teams are getting into the first and second level and I just think mixing the Hardin and the Donovan Mitchell thing there, I just think it would be a tough, you know, you have a nice backstop stop with Jared.
and with Evan, but I just think, I agree with you.
I think there would have to be some kind of movement there.
And I think that both of those guys, you know, we wanted Donovan to kind of move into this,
you know, two smaller guard, you know, moving off ball more kind of a thing.
And they would do it here and there, but they never fully embraced it when it was him
and Garland together.
And I'm just like, Hardin is less and less likely to be a part of that.
I mean, it's just, it's really clunky to me.
I wrote this down.
This is pretty wild.
So there 37 guys in the league were in the,
the 5,000 touches club this past season.
And only Shea had a longer touch time and dribbles per touch than Hardin.
So Hardin was number two, and he had the lowest efficiency in the top 10.
So this is a guy who is, he's not, you know, we're talking about LeBron embracing the fact that
he's going to have to engage with off ball stuff, be less involved directly with it.
Hardin's going the other way.
It's like he's going towards just like the only way I can stay on the floor now is if I
have it in my hands all the time.
And I just don't think you're maximized.
It's like the worst version of what he was with Luca.
Like I just don't,
I just don't see it.
I don't see it working.
And then the narrative side of it,
2016 was just like such a great.
I know it didn't end in 2016,
but that's the lasting thing that we remember.
It's just like,
can you remember like a TV show or a movie or whatever it is
that had a perfect endpoint?
And then they came back again.
It was like,
you didn't need to come back.
Like leave it there.
Veronica Mars.
What are you doing?
Okay.
again please be respectful please respect our legends did you throw that at rob on purpose because
Veronica mars feels like an extremely robbed show I don't know why well guilty is charged didn't
they bring it back specifically because the fans like they like put money toward it or there was
enough of an outcry or something I'm so glad you asked so Jesus Christ three seasons the third season
was already kind of going off the rails a little bit because they were trying to get people to watch
it they had to josh up the structure
show gets canceled.
Then they kickstart a movie
that is like pure fan service, absolute
drek, then they revive it again
as a Hulu series.
Short-lived, a little more like hard-boiled.
I actually really liked it.
Ends in like the controversial killing.
I guess spoiler alert for Veronica Mars.
I'm not going to say any names.
But the controversial killing of a beloved character,
people fucking lost their minds.
Let me tell you.
In my corner of the world, this was a huge deal.
I did not.
I actually kind of liked it.
Okay, well, so maybe there's hope for LeBron there.
I think so.
If this is season four of Veronica Mars, I'm going to be happy.
I don't know how happy everyone else will be.
I don't see the narrative value there.
I just don't.
I don't know what the point is.
I feel like it's just better for him to stretch his narrative out in another direction
because the Cleveland thing was just so satisfying the end of it.
Like, why go back?
I don't know.
You don't see the narrative value in a guy going back home to play with people that he may
like in a place that he enjoys?
LeBron's so global now.
It's just kind of like, I don't know.
He transcends time and place.
He's the Beatles.
He belongs to everybody.
There's a point where he just did that.
I just feel like his career has crossed over into this.
Like, he's not beholden to one place.
It's more just, it's so expansive.
It's like, why don't just expand it into another area?
Like playing with Steph, that's more interesting to me.
Like, going back to Cleveland, it's like, I feel like Cleveland should be satisfied, right?
They can't really be mad.
It was perfect.
he just goes to Denver instead and just becomes like a dispensary guy, you know,
just invests in the pot business, gets into new terrain.
Well, we'll table that.
They may be coming up on this list.
Okay.
Well, Kyle, where did you have the calves?
Did you have them on your top five?
I had them at five.
Okay.
Solid.
Yeah.
Rob, you had the Warriors at five.
You had the calves at three.
Who do you have at four?
So at four, I have a team that I feel like is not being talked about a lot.
that makes a good deal of sense to me.
And that's the Houston Rockets.
Okay.
I really don't see this option being bandied about.
I don't believe they made an appearance on the whiteboard unless I'm mistaken.
But if we're talking about reuniting, or in this case, uniting LeBron with Team USA teammates,
but also like foils of a former life, LeBron and Kevin Durant playing together would be pretty rich.
I also think it's like team up with Kevin Durant,
incredible pairing of scoring and playmaking between them,
play for a contender that so clearly needs what LeBron brings to the table
and just enter your late stage Magic Johnson era.
Like everything that we were talking about as far as like the kind of passer he could be for the Sixers,
I think he could do that and more with the Rockets.
If you just imagine how much they needed and missed Fred Van Vleet
and then you make Fred Vantleet 6-9 and as good as LeBron,
I just think it could kind of work.
Like, he would help these guys run and gun.
You have Amman Thompson and Tar Eason all game to take defensive responsibility off of LeBron.
You're setting Katie up possession after possession.
You have Shangun to short roll, help with the playmaking, do all those things.
Like, it would be a little clunky in terms of the spacing sometimes, and like a lot would fall on.
Is Jabari hitting his threes on this particular night?
But I kind of like it, and I would kind of love to see it.
A lot of patrons with big stomachs and open mouths that really need a chef.
And LeBron would be an incredible caterer for them.
Like, he could come in and just be like, hey, Reed Shepherd, your life is infinitely easier
in all these different ways.
KD.
Like, I mean, that's one.
Katie, obviously, just making his life easier.
A lot of these guys, Jabari.
That's the kind of character of this roster.
They just have guys who can do things, but they just need that first step.
And I think LeBron could, he'd be just.
an upgraded version of what Shingun does for them.
I mean, Shingu would be an interesting variable to this, though.
Like, what would happen with that?
Do you think, like, does he go to the bench?
Could they play together?
I don't know.
Well, especially because the clip that's kicking around my mind as Rob was laying this out,
is LeBron saying on the foul line to Shengun, not you.
Anyone can say it, but not you.
Which is a tough beat for him.
I like the general thinking you have here, where it's like,
LeBron seems best served, like bringing up a talented group of young players,
especially the Rockets who seem like they need an adult in the room in the very worst ways.
Like you're talking about Jabari Smith hitting open threes.
How about Jabari Smith recognizing time and place and situation and just knowing what to do
with the ball on a given possession?
Because he has so much talent, but good God, that guy just cannot make any sort of reason
the fly.
And so for that reason.
LeBron has a history of loving those guys, the loose track of time and situation, right?
Yeah.
That's true.
That's right.
It goes well.
At the very least he has $10,000 there. I think Kevin Durant is an interesting variable there because on the one hand, I agree with you. I think like trying to bookend like, well, if it's not Steph, maybe it's the other guy on Team USA. That's a nice little story. And how does it feel like Kevin Durant's like the worst sort of player for this team as we found out, not just because of his extracurricular activities on his Twitter accounts or maybe potentially allegedly. It's also like they need this guy to rear the youth. But like whenever you need KD, he's just like over in the corner working on.
his bag with like the big old headphones on.
He's like,
I'll see you guys later.
I got to,
I got to work out my dribble step
hezzy pull up.
It's fine here.
So for the,
I don't know.
I just can't.
But this is what LeBron is for.
LeBron is the like,
let's go to top golf guy.
And KD can work on his bag.
You know,
like there can be something for everybody.
Let KD be the brooding one to the side
making comments.
Like you got to stabilize that.
There was too much power.
It was tipped too much towards KD.
Yeah.
I just,
so,
The front court would be Shen Gung and LeBron or it would be Jabari in LeBron?
I think...
Who's fine?
Adams?
No, no, to be clear, I'm slotting LeBron and is like an actual point guard for this team.
Oh.
Like, I think Amen is rotating around guarding whoever you need him to guard.
But you're playing LeBron, Amman, Thompson, Katie, Jabari, Schengun, probably as your starters.
I don't hate it as much as I thought I would.
The defense will be a concern, but, you know, it's about as good of a fit as some of these other ones we've mentioned.
So I think it's interesting.
It's not just like who can guard, but who can guard flexibly.
Because like Amman Thompson can guard at least one through three, even some power forwards.
Jabari Smith, one of the best bigs in terms of chasing wings and guards around if he has to do that.
And so if you have to like cover for both LeBron and Kevin Durant to try to make their lives easier on defense, I think those are two pretty good ways to start.
Okay.
Kyle, do you want to go with your number four now?
Rockets not on my list, by the way. Number four, I have the Minnesota Timberwolves for the main reasons. I don't, this isn't my favorite one. I'm not going to act like, because I have a hard time seeing LeBron signing up for aspects of this because the chaos of the Lamello and LeBron idea would be extremely fun. He would be an incredible mentor for those two guys. Defensively, though, I mean, so the fun factor very,
high. The roster fit, I think they could use him. Talking about like teams that are going to have a very
strong front line of, of defense to protect him and not overburden him, they can help him on all
fronts. Like, I mean, you've got a good backstop. Granted, Rudy has his issues. I think LeBron
would help Rudy. But you have McDaniels. You have I.O. You have Jalen Clark underrated, I think.
You have, you know, and I just think defensively, they'd be in a pretty good spot. And I think he could
could fill in there at that spot where the Randall Nas Reid thing and do basically everything
that those guys did and more and more and more. And you like quintuple the basketball feel and IQ.
I think he'd be a fun fit there, but there's no narrative angle there at all. It would just be
him feeling bad for the wolves, I guess. I don't know our Minnesota or what would be the angle.
But basketball-wise, it makes sense. I just don't know that I could see him signing up to
tutor those two guys.
this is my favorite option by far.
It is.
That's one number one for you?
This is my number one.
It wasn't even close.
Zero hesitation Minnesota Timberwolves with a bullet.
I disagree about the narrative angle, first of all.
I really think when you're trying to chart where LeBron will go, yeah, it's can you go back to Cleveland?
Sure.
Can you team up with Steph and Golden State?
I think the idea of going to a team and saving it is like one of the few things he has left that he could do.
Right, like go to one of these teams that has never won a title.
Go to one of these teams that hasn't been able to break through a particular wall.
Like, I thought honestly, it was instructive and Rich Paul on the pod talking about why LeBron won't sign with the Knicks, basically,
because they already won the championship.
And if they hadn't, he would probably be there.
That's kind of part of the thinking, right?
It's like, who are the teams that really need what LeBron brings to the table?
And LeBron, I mean, just one of like the I Can Fix Him Kings, like going into Minnesota, helping
Ant elevate his game, getting Lamello to play like nails, like more focused basketball,
taking Rudy to a place he's never been before, but also in the process, like, I think having
the balance of like he can bring a lot to the wolves and they have everything that he needs to do
a little bit less and get through a full season and take the pressure off.
Like Ant is a score, Lamello is a playmaker, Jane McDaniels and Rudy as defenders and aunt
when he's really locked in as a defender to say nothing about, I agree with you on Jalen Clark.
like that's a prototypical LeBron teammate if I've ever seen one.
It just makes sense.
I don't know if it will make sense in his mind, but it certainly makes sense to me.
See, unfortunately for Minnesota, a place I've never been to, but seems lovely, especially
in the summer.
That just strikes me as the type of place where LeBron would be like, Minnesota, I'm going to
spend my last year in the pros just freezing my balls off trying to get.
He's from Cleveland.
Yeah, I was going to say, not that cold.
Tropical Cleveland.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Minnesota, you're taking the skywalk to get off of the road because you can't be outside when it's a certain time of the year.
Like, there are degrees to this.
Sure.
I just don't know if he wants to do that year.
I think the other part of this is like on the one hand, yes, there are young players there that he put his stamp on.
I feel like the task of trying to breathe life into lamello on a daily basis and like trying to get him to like lock in would just drive him.
He has nothing if not life.
That's not the issue.
Okay.
Well, trying to build structure around our friend Lamello Ball and trying to get him on task would send anyone to the insane asylum.
Like, I just wrote down for the wolves here on my dock knuckleheads.
And like, yeah, it might be fun to play off of those guys.
They'll zany Edwards and Lamella Ball.
They're just eating skittles at practice.
This isn't this fun.
But on the other hand, like trying to get them to like execute at the highest level when you have your last year on the line.
that seems really difficult.
I just think historically LeBron has been a bring me your knuckleheads kind of guy.
Like that's where he lives and breathes is like showing people, hey, you are wrong about
this particular basketball talent.
He may not work everywhere.
He may not work in these other situations with these other stars, but he will work with me.
Maybe that's more trouble than it's worth at this point.
But that does seem like how he likes to operate.
Sure.
But with his best player, like his go-to teammates, like the big threes aren't usually where
the knuckleheadedness is concentrated.
Well, the knuckleheadedness in this case is concentrated in one of the best players in the entire world
and also a clearly all-star level offensive talent who just led one of the best offenses in the league.
I like we're just like full-throated arguing over this hypothetical.
I mean, like, I honestly think Ant needs less help.
Like, Anne has completely convinced me that he's okay.
Like, I just feel like his accountability is like, he's been more, he's really, really impressed me with how like willing he is to be like,
take inventory of his strengths and weaknesses and where he's his faults and things and when he
screwed up. I used to say that it's more of a stage of career thing where like LeBron in the
Cavs Lakers era sort of when he was peak of his power's ultimate floor raiser probably of all
time. I always said that he had this power called contextual healing and at one point I tried to write a
parody to that and it failed. But I just think that at this stage of his career, I'm like,
I just don't know how much he's wanting to flex that muscle.
Like I feel like he wants a little more help,
even though I think that he could help those guys.
I don't know, it could happen.
It could.
I mean, that would be a really, really good basketball team.
So I don't have a great argument.
It's just kind of like, does he want to sign up for that?
It was my main, like, I don't know.
I don't know if you're getting much more help than Anthony Edwards and LaMella ball
on offense, McDaniels and Gober on defense.
Like, that's pretty much an ideal balance set up for a guy like LeBron.
Yeah.
That's why I had them for because I think the team fit is probably the best there.
But in terms of personalities, like Rudy's a very prickly sort.
I don't know if LeBron like wants to gravitate toward this.
It seems like he wants something like a known quantity.
And the closest that we have there is Ant from the Team USA days.
But it's just like how much is he really on his level?
He's not really a peer per se.
He's more of like someone who idolized LeBron going up.
So I don't know.
And Minnesota factors in here.
So I don't see it happening, but I agree with you that, like, in terms of basketball,
it probably is one of, if not the best, like, options for him.
Have we talked about the Nuggets yet?
We have not.
So I have the Sixers at five.
I have the Wolves at four, calves at three, who we've all mentioned in the Warriors at one.
The last team I have is the Nugget.
So I have at number two.
I do as well.
Okay.
I just think basketball-wise, it makes a lot of sense.
I think if we're talking about the U.S.
age range.
LeBron perhaps wants to gravitate toward right there, guys who are on the cusp of
something.
Clearly, last year didn't go particularly well.
But I almost wonder if we're overestimating how much of a catastrophe it was when they
had a pretty clear issue and a lot of it was injury related.
Obviously, the defense is going to be concerned.
It becomes more of a concern with LeBron in there.
But the offense can be just so blistering that it might just not matter.
Maybe you're worried about Aaron Gordon's health.
maybe you're worried about Jamal Murray not being the same sort of player he was last regular
season. There's a lot of things to like maybe quibble about. But just in terms of like a team that's
like right there on the edge, it just feels like LeBron would want to just be the one to push someone
over the top. And also apparently on this whiteboard, Kronki is a factor here given his
success in the L.A. market and some of his other team. So there's that as well. I don't know.
I just like spiritually, it feels like a Yokish LeBron thing is the type of thing basketball fans want,
and LeBron ultimately is probably one of the biggest basketball fans.
And so I wonder if he would want to experiment with that as well.
Oh, it would be, it would be sick.
I mean, Yokic, LeBron, Aaron Gorman, Jamal Murray in particular, those guys share a basketball
sensibility that I think would just be scintillating to see them play off of each other.
He would fit really seamlessly into so much of what they do.
I would quibble, though, Justin, with like the idea that there are.
offense might be like so potent enough it's going to be overpowering as it is.
Like I thought if anything during the playoffs, you saw some of the limitations,
granted with certain guys injured, but like Jamal Murray was so overtaxed and Yokic
had to go so far just to keep them solvent on offense.
I do think they need to do something dramatic.
Bringing in one of the greatest playmakers of all time is pretty dramatic.
And I think would catalyze so many of the things that already work there and unlock
some things that aren't being tapped into even with Yokicch there by like playing alongside
item. So this is kind of the juice that they need. This is like the accelerant for everything that
you like about the nuggets without, I don't think really taking away those elements at all.
I had them in number three. I think that the stuff you're all hitting on is when it is true.
Like when I was going through like his superstar fits, you know, him with a Helio guy.
It's like you can make it work. But I think the ultimate version of him is going to be with, I keep
using this phrase, low touch time. And I think the two candidates to like really give us the most fun
approaching Nirvana version of basketball would be Stefan LeBron or Yokic and LeBron. And they'd be different
versions because it's like naturally like Yokic isn't going to be humming off ball the way Steph would,
but you would have Jamal Murray granted he stays healthy. And Cam Johnson, I think would be a pretty
fun option to throw in there too, like in terms of you get the off ball movement. You get LeBron in
these situations where, you know, over the course of the season, thinking about how I want to use
LeBron, like, I don't want him pounding the ball for three or four dribbles per touch. I don't want
him going downhill and taking that contact. I want him one or two dribbles in a straight line. He's still
very, very effective like that. So I don't want him like accruing and amassing sort of damage over the
course of the season that's going to wear him down. But when you think about the teams across the
league, putting LeBron and Yokas together, man, it's just incomparable. There's no, there's no previous thing
that resembles it.
It would be the, God,
like it would be the best like double fulcrum offensive setup.
I can't think of a better one.
I really, I don't think that there's anything similar to it
in the history of basketball if those two played together.
Yeah, what would even be the closest comp as far as like two past,
no, there's no two passers of this level that have ever played together.
But on an actual NBA team and not like a dream team,
I don't even know what could come close.
It would be Bird Walton.
That would be with...
That's a pretty good one.
I think that would be the one.
And both of those dudes are still capable of being elite.
Go get it yourself, guys.
It would be so, so, so, so fun.
I might move it to two, honestly.
I'm talking myself into it.
Yeah.
And they also have the Peyton Watson factor here.
I almost wonder if as a result of this,
he probably has to go elsewhere
because we should mention Peyton Watson,
also a clutch client.
And so is this a way to get Peyton Watson
somewhere where he could be featured and then slide LeBron and is there like kind of a quid pro quo there going there.
I also think like if you look back last year with the Nuggets, I think part of the problem with their
offense was they didn't have guys like that. They didn't have Watson who was such a critical part
of his offense and Gordon wasn't there. They would be a little hefty in the front court if you're
counting on a Gordon, LeBron, Yokic front line because you'd assume it would be Jamal Murray and
Cam Johnson like complimenting them. But I just think there's just so much.
creation to just put them into a playoff situation and just have them solve problems.
Like you just have two locksmiths like just working in concert together.
It's just like you're cracking safe left and right depending on whoever the team is.
And so it's an interesting fit.
And for that reason, I have them number two.
Did we mention everyone on everyone's lists?
Kyle, do you have anyone left?
Yeah, we got all mine.
We haven't talked with the heat.
That's one that's been thrown.
We should talk about them, yeah.
that's the only other one.
I didn't have them on my list in part because I just assumed Norm Powell was going to be there
just to have any semblance of shooting.
And you look up and down this roster, it's just, it's lacking a lot of juice outside of there.
You're just hoping and praying that Bam is going to be putting up threes more than even last year
when he was just like really settling into that being a main part of his offense.
It just feels like they're at least a year away from being highly competitive.
and for that reason,
I just don't see wasting perhaps your final year in basketball,
like trying to make sense of something that, like,
you stripped yourself down in order to build something new,
rather than LeBron wanting to be a finishing piece
to something that's already established.
Yeah, I just don't really think it would be what he or Janus or Bam
would really want in terms of the kind of basketball that they would be forced to play.
Like, all three of them would have to give up some of the fun things about being a star
and just do more dirty work to make their, like, union makes sense.
for all those reasons, especially the lack of spacing.
It wouldn't be a disaster.
I think it would be totally fine.
I think the heat are going to be good with or without LeBron,
contending in the East, certainly.
But I just don't think relative to some of these other options,
it's really what he would sign up for
or really what the people there would want.
I think it'd be Helio Model Superstar
without the uphill gravity,
which I think would be really, really difficult for LeBron at this stage.
Like Janus and LeBron together,
I mean, it would have to be inverted.
It'd have to be the other way around.
And we've seen that Yonis
isn't really excited about playing that style of basketball.
It would be a pretty clunky fit, I think.
Wait, Kyle, genuine question.
What is uphill gravity?
Shooting gravity.
Just you pulling, you want,
uphill is just you pull everybody towards the half court line, basically.
I mean, like, everybody, higher pickup points.
Like, you're not jumping the level of a screen when Leonis is coming on.
You're playing drop, you know, and I think that'd be tough for LeBron.
Yeah.
Makes total sense.
Also, are we sure that Pat Riley and LeBron are like good?
Well, I think that that would be the reconciliation here, right?
Like, that's some of the narrative value.
Right, right.
My understanding is it didn't end well and still never got past the point where they reconciled.
So you're right.
This would have to be the reconciliation.
This isn't like they're good now and then they had to figure this out.
Everyone's going to be on the same page, moving forward and lockstep.
I mean, bottles of wine would have to be opened.
dinners would have to be had like tense conversations in pat riley's office i'm sure or like wherever
but like that is the prerequisite and so that's some of the appeal of some of these teams it's like
what would it take for lebron to want to sign up for that and i just don't know that there's enough
here to overcome like having to mend that particular fence for this basketball reason
that was a funny one because i kind of understood both of them where it was like i was like
riley's perspective i was just like he's not wrong i mean i kind of understand but then from
LeBron's perspective, I was like, yeah, I'd be a little offended by that too. I'd be like,
buddy, this is, this is a different era. Like, you know, this ain't, this ain't the same thing.
And I'm, I'm kind of different from everybody else. Don't talk to me like that. I kind of understood
both sides, yeah. Definitely. There are 29 other teams that will let my friends on the plane.
Thank you very much. Yeah. I still think the other two teams I've written down there, I still think
that Nix are an interactive option. They don't really need him and the narrative is muddled, but like,
would have fit really well. The, the, you know,
York possibility. It was something that was kicked around for years and on a daily basis leading
up to the actual decision. And so I just have them down. I kind of wish they would figure out something,
like even if it was LeBron, like filling in an injury void, like someone gets hurt and like all
a sudden LeBron is available. Let's just do that right before the season starts. I also have the
pistons down, if only because I lament the fact that they don't seem anywhere near this chase.
And they felt like the type of team that should have been where they have the young superstar in Cade,
they have this young context.
Clearly they're good without LeBron,
but he would be the old guy,
like just adding what he does,
putting a little spice onto the dish
and all of a sudden he hit another level.
But just like,
one of the most disappointing off seasons thus far.
Maybe they have something in their back pocket
that they've been working on.
I saw like a Kevin Durant to Detroit rumor.
Who knows?
But like, that's the exact type of team that you'd want.
The narrative potential is there
where it's like, oh,
I beat them in the Eastern Conference Finals
a couple years ago.
Like, let's just, let me join them now in order to help get them over the top, you know?
I don't hate it.
Honestly, I think LeBron clearly could help with a lot of playmaking, a lot of balancing out all the pressure that's on Cade would bring a ton to the pistons.
I don't know that it makes sense, again, relative to some of these other alternatives, but it would be great because LeBron going most places would be great.
Do you guys have any other ones?
I have one other one.
I mean, if we're just going to acknowledge that LeBron
isn't going to sign with the Knicks
because they won the title,
then why not join the team that couldn't beat the Knicks
because they were so clearly missing
like end-of-game composure,
organization to their offense in critical moments.
I would say Tobias Harris is never going to get in the way
of any team signing LeBron James,
but I think the Spurs are a team that we have to at least
kind of throw out here as one that he could really
and legitimately help.
so many different ways and also has a lot of the kind of tent poles to take the pressure off of him.
Yeah, you could, you wouldn't have to, he could really pick his spots on that team.
I don't, yeah, the roster doesn't really, I mean, the Pacers were, were a fun one too.
I mean, that idea, Hallie and LeBron together would be a pretty fun.
You were talking about, that'd be another guy, another entry on that list of guys I was talking
about, about him, how he interfaces with certain types of superstars.
I mean, that would, that would be a pretty fun one.
I mean, balance out the workload on the group project, you know, like, see how it works this time.
I was going to ask about the NICs.
How many, like, the CAA clutch thing is pretty, like, stinky on that team in particular, right?
How many clutch guys are on, are on the NICs at this point?
I don't know.
Yeah.
Off the top of my head.
I think O.G maybe.
I think O.G.
Yeah, either way.
Let me fact check real quick.
It's not going to happen.
so as this like what, and that we don't even have to.
Okay, I think I have an answer.
Horns would be calm.
I believe the answer is zero clutch clients on the NARARGERS roster.
There we go.
I don't know that the CAA stronghold is ready to invite Rich Paul in.
I don't know.
I'm just speculating.
Who knows?
Well, it's almost Odyssey season, you know?
If not a Trojan horse now, then I win.
Yeah.
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Before we hopped on this podcast, unfortunately, one of my guys I was going to talk about as we kind of matchmake some of these remaining free agents with some of the teams still left with CapSpace in order to make some moves was Rui Hachamur was one of my guys.
It seemed like one of the biggest dominoes left on the board, in part because it seemed like he was in concert with LeBron where it's like, oh, if LeBron goes elsewhere, maybe the Warriors who have the mid-level open, maybe they'll chase after Rui.
There's just like a mid-level spot with so few teams. Maybe they would use it on him. The Clippers were one of the teams.
on my list for that reason they ended up signing him.
Pretty nice deal, I would say overall Rob, good player, showed over the past two years.
He could play off of stars just like the shot is there in catching shoot situations, big athlete.
Doesn't rebound a ton, not like an impact defender, but just a good, solid player.
And it seems like the clippers, I mean, they could use as many of those as they can get their
hand on at this point.
I like the price.
I like the fit.
Zero problem with him becoming a clipper.
It's not the kind of signing that like opens up your imagination as far as who
the clippers are going to be, but the clippers are going to be pretty good. I think they're
like pretty comfortably in the glut of Western Conference teams that are going to be vying for the
play in. And a move like this to me is a good reminder of the fact that they don't own their first
round pick this year. Like it's invoked in a complicated swap that I think will probably end up going
to the thunder, but could end up somewhere else. So it's like they might as well be good. They might
as well be competent. They might as well bring in Rui to kind of replace some of what they were getting
from John Collins or Nico Batum and then some, like having a spacer who can also guard?
Like, why would you pass up a player like that?
I'm pretty amused just by that trio of players Tobias and John Collins and then Rui.
It's just like those guys walk into like auditions in Hollywood.
And I feel like they'd look around and see each other in the same waiting rooms over and over.
I just, it's an interesting like big four who can kind of shoot it, created a little bit,
not going to be a heavy decision maker.
I'm just imagining one of them is.
Dylan McDermott and one of them is
wait, Dermott Mulroney.
Is that the guy?
You know, they are just in the same rooms constantly.
Yeah.
Well, with really off the board, there really isn't much there
outside of a couple of restrictive free agents.
We still don't know about Jalen Duren.
Obviously, Peyton Watson, who I mentioned earlier.
I do want to talk about Watson before we got out of here.
But Rob, which free agent still on the board
is catching your eye?
I think catching our eye is strong,
given who is left.
Because really it is, there is the LeBron and like unresolved business of James Hardin or
Just to clarify for the audience, Rob wanted to do this segment.
I did.
I wanted to do this segment because like I want to dig around in the bargain bin.
I'm not going to say, I'm not going to say you would pretend that these guys are going to fix any team, but can they give you 15 good minutes?
I think they can.
This is like when you go to like Mr. Gatties and you were there for like an hour or maybe, I don't know, 30 minutes.
and you got a few tickets and you're like,
I want to spend them and you start looking through the case
and you're like, oh man, do I want the
Army man with a parachute or do I want the
pencil topper?
Yeah, just like a few Tootsie rolls, like a handful maybe.
That's what the bottom of this list looks like.
I'm like, who can help?
Oh, God.
It's rough.
Well, let me pitch you on not the Army Man with the parachute,
not the Tutsi rolls, but like the little monster finger puppet
with the wiggly arms that you put on.
Oh, my son loves that.
shit, man. Don't hate on that. Endless hours. I'm not hating. Not hating a bit on that.
Not hating a bit on what I'm about to pitch you, which is, why are the Lakers not blowing up Gary
Payton the second's phone right now? If you're a team with only minimums to spend and in
desperate need of defense, like, would that not be your first call as far as who they can
afford, who could actually help them, who has like, again, the ability to guard a wide range
of primitive opponent, specifically guards? I think he kind of represents where the Lakers are.
in their market right now, and I think he actually could help.
Rob, we've been here before.
Harry Payton Jr. the second can only play for the Golden State Warriors.
He tried playing elsewhere before.
We got 20 to 30 Woj articles about his failed physical.
It's true.
And then he ended up back there for like, what was it, like a bushel?
I think it was like five second round picks or something.
And won a title immediately, right?
Yeah.
He can only play for the Warriors, and that's it.
See, I had the same exercise when I was,
trying to think about like is there a good landing spot for nicholas batum until i remember
that nicholas batum just makes quality of life signings and has signed five consecutive contracts
with the clippers even while getting traded in between there somewhere so maybe he likes
he is just going to be a warrior he likes his grocery store he likes his you know i i i you know he's
he's a creature comfort kind of a person it's true gp2 the the rubber glove i don't yeah he could
maybe i could see him going down there i could pivot off of that i had a similar kind of thought process
about Matisse Dibble, another guy that I'm sure Justin has strong thoughts on.
If I'm the Lakers and I'm looking, I don't know what kind of market he's going to have
because he's had health issues. He obviously basketball-wise has been, you know, had little
stints where it seemed like he's viable as a spacer. He seems like a distressed asset.
If I'm, and I'm the Lakers, I'm probably playing the distressed asset game now.
I'm looking at somebody who's disruptive. Maybe kick those tires. I think if you can't get
GP2, The Bible seems like, well, what's the dollar amount for him, I guess? He's not going to take the
minimum, is he? He might. It's so complicated at this point because in between all of his missed
games the past two years, which is a considerable list, it's like most of them, he's played the best
basketball of his career. Like, the shooting has been legit. And now it is a small sample, but it's like
not that small of a sample. He looks very comfortable shooting the ball. And it feels like if that was
like the one sticking point, that he was such a destructive force.
force defensively, just like what can you give you offensively?
Like I think he could hang there and he's obviously an intuitive player.
Honestly, like one of my favorite players I've ever had to ask a question to because he's like
honestly one of the most thoughtful, articulate people about basketball I've literally ever met.
I don't know if that's an asset to the Lakers, but he is a good guy.
I just think like how much is the price there?
Because if it is a minimum, then certainly.
But if you have to actually risk your few available.
for him.
You're just constantly worried about the injuries
because it was like a few things.
I remember at one point last year,
like you had an injury and then it changed
on the injury report because it was something else.
It's just these things have just been mounting for a few years now.
That's where I could see one, like a flyer,
take the minimum for one year.
And guys are loat to do this, we should say.
Players, if you depress your market,
if you take a lower exception,
if you take a minimum, they're so terrified for good reason
that they're going to get locked into that price range
as far as how teams consider them.
But if you're someone like Matisse Thiebel who's battled all of those injuries,
who hasn't really been able to answer the questions of who you could be in the playoffs,
go to one of the most high profile situations available alongside so much offensive firepower
and show what you can be.
Like if he went on a run with the Lakers where he was a genuine plus in whatever series
or however many series they ended up playing in,
I think that's actually the kind of move that could explode his market a little bit.
just never wearing socks to that guy it's like 40 degrees it's just wearing like burks no socks on
i'm like don't do that that's how you get injured that's how you get like frostbite frankly don't please
no i was like in games he's not wearing socks it's like uh the olinic or he's more low he's more
like no show low cut i was no show for a long time uh that's i like some no show that's that's
twist that shit on a basketball court oh yeah yeah it bothered my head coached
coach, he came over to me during, I have a vivid memory of this.
He goes, you wear socks?
I was like, yeah, why do you care?
It looks cool.
It does not look cool.
It did.
In the early 2000s, it looked cool.
Then mid-range socks came back.
We know you want to show off your ankles, but like, it's really not that deep.
And you got these kids wearing tights all the way up to their caboose.
Yeah.
I experimented with those.
It gets really warm.
It gets really warm because of calf sorenness.
is a real thing, man.
Sure.
Compression sucks.
Anyway, is there any other names we want to hit?
Well, should we mention Peyton Watson here?
He's a restricted free agent.
Definitely of probably a higher class than some of the other guys were considering.
But it seems like the big domino on the board.
There was a story recently in the athletic where it was like,
they're at an impasse, which tends to happen when other teams don't want to sign the guy
to an offer sheet because they know that the current team is just going to match it.
You're seeing a lot of that with Jalen Duren.
And so I'm skeptical that the nuggets, if they're not going to follow this LeBron dream scenario, like, would actually let him go because as long as they're willing to pay the price of not only his contract, but also the luxury tax implications and the apron complications, clearly they need him.
They need exactly what he brings, which is like youthful juice, like the type of offense that they're not getting for some of their aging players.
Okay, we can't be saying youthful juice on this pot.
That's not a thing we can say.
Also, are we saying impasse?
That's the first for me
Impasse. I'm throwing the flag.
Impasse.
I put a little accent and a goo on this stuff
because I'm trying to class this shit up, all right?
Everyone else is going out there
with the World Cup and being all Euro style.
I can add a little...
Newfound on boards.
Up there?
I just don't.
I can't.
You're really in your caboose on this one.
I cannot abide.
They're at an impasse.
All right?
I'm just like for,
for teams that need exactly what Watson brought to the Nuggets last year.
Like, I get like that.
It took them a while to get there.
I get that.
The injuries stalled them last year.
Like Detroit, for instance, we talked about them before.
Like, why do you not want Peyton Watson?
Like, you have the assets to go do something.
Fucking do something.
Seriously.
I think some teams can get in their own heads with guys like Watson where he probably is not best-slotted as a four full-time,
even though offensively it's tempting to use him
use him that way at points.
Because he just doesn't guard Biggs that well.
He's definitely the kind of Ford who guards wings
much more effectively.
And so if you're the piss and you're thinking,
okay, we really need somebody
who can fill this specific Tobias Harris kind of void
if we're not going to keep Tobias Harris.
That's how you talk yourself into getting John Collins,
who's just like not as good of a player as Peyton Watson.
And frankly,
didn't require the kind of sign and trade hall
that Peyton Watson might.
But I agree with you.
I think he could help a lot of teams.
I think that kind of athleticism, that kind of defense, like who he is as a shot blocker is really valuable, really important.
I don't know why the market is this way other than the nuggets need to get something significant in return for him if they do trade him or they need to keep him around because he's so useful and so important to what they do.
Well, I mean, he is on a job market.
Another guy who's similar, I guess, is Cumminga.
I mean, that's the other player I had written down here in terms of what could happen with him.
I don't keep gravitating back to the Lakers.
That's another team that I,
the Lakers are the,
I mean,
comminga with the Pistons.
I don't know if they have the money to go get him,
but another two dudes kind of in a similar lane,
similar age.
Sure.
With the Pistons,
I just feel like they're right at the precipice
of being something significant.
And you should be taking this opportunity to level up.
And Watson fits exactly what they're looking for
and that he's a defensive first player,
but brings this sort of offensive pop,
not juice,
uh,
in order to like,
take what they have and just add a new dimension to it.
I think like him plus a SAR with the length there like would be crazy.
And then they have the defensive context to support them.
You get a little like,
like the matchups and the lineups become a little bit more complicated because they
have so much size that doesn't shoot.
But like you could size down when you need to.
You can size up when you need to.
Like there would be a lot there.
Kaming is a little bit different where he feels like more of a lottery pole to me still.
Like you want to find out what is.
still buried beneath there.
And if you have the available minutes to do that, I get it.
But that's typically a team with no stakes.
Like, Kaminga seems more like a Bucks player to me that wouldn't lose anything by playing
through him and like allowing him to explore the studio space versus a team like Detroit,
who has a lot riding on next season.
I just don't know how much of a lottery pull it even is.
It's like a school raffle where you can get a dinner with a local celebrity.
Like, I just really don't want even what the good version of Jonathan Cominga is.
If I am a team that's playing for something.
It's so, it's so insulting, too, Justin.
You're basically saying he's, I don't know, you're just basically saying that you guys are saying different versions of the same thing here.
It's just like, I'd rather send him to a team that has no consequences and give him atrophy reps that are just rough.
And it doesn't add to anything.
And it's like, could Cumminga, is it possible, I guess, if you were going to play the devil's devil's ass.
Abkit thing here and just say, like, is it possible that he is just more equipped to be a part of a
pick and roll heavy team where he's, you know, catching and quickly just, you know, he gets
satisfied in those little second side catches he gets or whatever it is, handoffs, as opposed to a
high reeds intensive kind of system that he failed in with the Warriors. It's like, I could see,
I could see him working with the Pistons. I guess my question about Watson with the Pistons is,
do you think they keep leaning towards players when you were talking about Watson, guarding wings
more so. He's more of a three-four. They keep going after these four-three type dudes like
Collins and Tobias and things like that. It's like, are they trying to just protect that
ruggedness that they have? And if they go with a more sinewy, rangy guy like a Watson, is it just
kind of leaning away from their identity more? It's why they keep doing this? I don't know,
because Collins could play some five also. I don't know. Yeah, I like the mix and match potential.
I think Watson fits their style by adding something a little bit different, whereas, like I was saying,
Like, Kaminga, I think, just gives them something completely different.
And I don't know how much you need that, especially because you have the Isaiah Joe types in order to, like, be the on-ball, like, second unit sort of guy.
Do you really need to funnel possessions, critical possessions through a guy like that?
Like, unfortunately, I just think this is where the Kaminga market is.
Like, I don't know who's signing him to like a Rui Hachamura-style mid-level deal because those teams, by and large, like, probably already have their young guys they're trying to develop.
I think he's probably like minimum make good on a good team or maybe just slightly above that on a team that isn't really competing for anything next year.
Yeah, I think the minimum make good market for a potential playoff team is one that I'm eyeing and trying to figure out like, okay, what is the situation that could even give him a decent chance of success?
He just doesn't really have a track record of being like a good winning player in almost any circumstances.
Like can be productive, can score.
Like we've gone, we've gone through all this comming of stuff so much.
but like, I hear you, Kyle, about is it systemic, right?
Like, is it, is it a matter of put him in something that's a little more straightforward,
putting him in more of a pick and roll style system,
which many players have gone through Golden State
and just like not been able to pick up or find the cadence or lock into that offense?
Like, it's not a unique problem for Jonathan Cominga.
It's a very particular skill set that I don't think he necessarily has.
Would he be better off somewhere that is just like a little bit more straightforward
that suits kind of the athleticism he can lean into
and the driving part of his game
that is easily like the most potent part of it.
But how do you find that
without putting him off the ball so often
that who he is as a shooter
becomes a bit of an issue
or who he is as like a stagnant off ball player
becomes a little bit of an issue?
It's like there's a line we're trying to walk there
that I don't know what the good situation is.
And maybe it's a team that just ended up giving away
a bunch of stuff via trade over the summer
and then looks at their bench and says,
man, we could really use like one more creator
to help spell some of these guys.
Like the hornets look up a couple months from now
and they're just like, man,
Jonathan Cominga really makes sense
for what we need right now.
I can see something like that happening.
Yeah.
I'm just looking at the options.
The Clippers level project, you know,
but they just gave away their mid-level to Rui,
so it would probably have to be a minimum sort of contract.
Just isn't a lot of fits there.
I think Luka makes sense for him.
I just think what you're talking about is like Gary,
we just said to people who were kind of the inverse.
It's like Gary Payton,
is a point guard who can't shoot,
but he has a very good basketball mind,
and you put him with the Warriors,
and he has no problem mixing into what they do
because he's so athletic and he can guard,
but you put Cominga, who's more of a, you know,
he probably is better in a lower movement offense
that's more with his physicality.
So it's just interesting how these guys fit
and where they don't.
It's true.
And a lot of it is like,
do you know who you are?
And I don't know that Jonathan Camiga
knows who he is.
That's it right there.
Do you know who you are?
I'm as good as Luca.
For the record, Justin, I do not.
I go through life on a daily basis, just grasping at straws.
But, you know, some days you get to come in here and talk about youthful juice and everything feels okay.
I know who you are, Rob.
Look at the board.
That's who you are.
Thank you for laying it all.
I've been trying to figure out what my whole deal is, but I should have known you'd be locked in.
I'll send it over.
Did we figure out where Rob is going based off of today's conversation?
He's following the oil money, as we figured out earlier.
He's really attached to it.
what's the appeal of doubt if you were to write down your whiteboard rob and you're going to say like rob's going to go back to dallas here are the things that he's looking for is like cool hats uh text mex
the text mix is number one let's be real about it okay uh wide open spaces you know i love i love a sprawl personally who doesn't know what i'm talking about the chicks the chicks are very important uh it's a good song absolutely sloboy take me away come on like we're we're just absolutely
peeking. There's your trouble.
Come on. This is what
I'm saying. Siminal stuff.
So I guess the chicks have backdoored
their way somehow into being on the Dallas
list. I don't know how that happened. But otherwise
food and space and convenience and cost of living,
I think it's a pretty good package. Maybe not for
a LeBron James level person.
Although, look, that money could stretch very far
if he wants to live in Dallas for a significant portion
of the year. I would love it personally.
I would love to go back at some point.
Just to clarify.
The Chicks, not chicks.
No, the Chicks.
Capital T, capital C, the chicks, because changes had to be made.
Just in case your wife was listening to an hour 30 into this podcast and was like,
whoa, Rob, just going back for the chicks?
Going back to Dallas for the Chicks, as one does.
All right, why don't we wrap up there?
Thank you to Jeff Sheareran for filling in on production.
Thank you to Isaiah Blakely.
We'll be back, I believe on Thursday.
We will talk to you then.
Thank you.
