The Secret World of Roald Dahl - The Irregulars
Episode Date: January 19, 2026Before Roald Dahl becomes the world's most popular children's author, he's a 26-year-old British spy in wartime Washington, seducing congresswomen, mixing martinis for FDR, and gathering secrets for C...hurchill. Follow "The Secret World of Roald Dahl": Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretworldpod/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SecretWorldPod/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@secretworldpod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SecretWorldPod X: https://x.com/SecretWorld_Pod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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When I mentioned the name Roald Da to you, what do you think of?
Definitely you need the BFG.
That was a classic.
Charlie in the Chocolate Factory,
and I think there was a series of the great glass elevator.
Love those.
When you picture doll in your mind, what does he look like?
Well, he's definitely older gentleman, I would say 70-ish, kind of big guy, not fat.
Certainly not fat.
He doesn't like fat people.
But like, you know, a tall man, big cardigan sweater, a beard, sitting in a big kind of comfy reading chair,
kind of like masterpiece theater style.
When I mentioned the name Roald.
What do you think of?
So I think of Charlie in the Chocolate Factory, Matilda, James in the Giant Peach,
and that he was, I think, an anti-Semite.
Dad, what do you know about Rolled Doll?
Almost nothing.
I think I'd not have his doll's name, but if you ask me what he did, I don't think I could
tell you anything about it.
Did you know that doll was a spy for British intelligence?
No way.
I did not know that. That's wild.
He worked for M.S.X.
Very surprising. I'm very curious. Was this before he wrote his stories?
It must have been.
During the war, Roald Dahl was a spy for British intelligence.
What?
His job was literally to seduce the wives of powerful Americans, and he was really good at it.
Okay, I don't think that's true.
I'm telling you, the guy was a spy.
I talked to a lot of people about Roll Dahl, and none of them knew even a fractured.
of his full story. And the full story is bananas. Forget the role doll in your head,
the one who's the most successful children's author of all time. Forget the image you have of him,
which if it's like mine, is a disheveled, BFG-look-like grandfather figure in a worn-out cardigan
and shaped like a spoon. Because the role doll I'm about to introduce you to operated in the
shadows of World War II as a dashing British spy. Honestly, we could do a whole 10-part series
just about the spy unit doll was recruited into during the war.
A group of secret British agents in America that called themselves the irregulars,
a name they took from the informal network of child spies in Sherlock Holmes.
Which also tells you how they see themselves.
Young men, operating in the shadows, where traditional agents can't go.
So, picture a handsome 25-year-old doll, 4,000 miles from home,
thrust into this world without a single day of espionage training.
Imagine how intimidated he was.
feels, walking into a room with this collection of remarkably, almost suspiciously handsome and charming
men who seem born for this work. Dahl, on the other hand, feels like an imposter, in way over
his head. Let's hear from the man himself, Roald Dahl, describing his unlikely employment
goals. My job was to try to help Winston Churchill to get on with FDR and tell Winston what was in the old boy's
mind in America.
I mean, how cool is he playing it there?
As if he's just setting a lunch with some old pals and not orchestrating an alliance
between the two most powerful leaders in the free world.
As you'll hear, Dahl's whole life is one surprise after another.
It defies all expectations.
We would never expect a writer, like say Stephen King to secretly conduct espionage,
or Jason Bourne to retire from his spy work to pen 49 beloved books that changed children's
literature forever.
The combination simply should not exist.
in one human being.
But then, how do you explain Roald Dahl?
Impossibly, implausibly real.
Welcome to his deeply bizarre universe.
I promise it only gets stranger from here.
For my heart podcasts, imagine entertainment, and parallax.
This is the secret world of Roll Dahl.
I'm your host, Aaron Tracy.
I also teach in the English department at Yale,
so books have always been a huge part of my life,
and Dulls were the founder.
The first ones I ever cracked open and read on my own.
Doll's stories are what turned me on to reading,
but that's only part of why I've spent decades obsessed with Roald Doll.
I'm even more fascinated by what an enigma he is.
He tries on all these different masks,
kind of like Bob Dylan.
He's impossible to nail down.
The man is a total cipher,
which is maddening when you think about the fact
that we offer him up to our most impressionable population.
I have two young kids.
They're going to grow up reading Doll like millions of others.
Now, when my wife and I hire a babysitter, you better believe we do a little digging into who she is first.
But we just happily bring Dahl into our children's rooms.
And not to get too precious about it, but into their hearts and minds, letting him worm directly into their ears night after night.
Shouldn't we have some idea of who this guy is?
Well, I promise you.
You don't.
But you're about to.
Another reason I'm really obsessed with Dahl is because he lives the noisiest, craziest, most adventurous life you've ever.
heard as a writer. I'm a writer. Literally no one would describe me as adventurous. I write a ton of
TV and audio dramas, but it's 11 a.m. as I record this, and I'm still in my bathroom. The most
adventurous I ever am is changing up my smoothie recipe by adding peppermint. That's what being a writer is,
but no one told Roll Doll. You may only know Doll for his books, but when we're done with this
series, you're going to feel like his writing is about the 19th most interesting thing about him,
which is especially bananas when you'll get the numbers.
The man has sold over 300 million books.
He's been translated into 63 languages.
And let me put that 300 million copies sold into context.
Herman Melville, Henry James, Virginia Wolf, Tony Morrison, Philip Roth,
fellow children's author, Shell Silverstein,
add up all of their sales of all of their books,
and it equals about 25% of dolls.
That's a nutty number.
Here's another one.
In 2018, the Hollywood Reporter wrote that Netflix spent around $1 billion,
for the rights to Dahl's works.
But of course, his impact is so much bigger than the stats.
The man has permeated our collective consciousness.
I have never in my life unwrapped a candy bar
without part of me wondering,
even for just a millisecond,
if there might be a golden ticket in there.
Which isn't to say I don't have my issues with the man.
He could be difficult, sometimes incredibly nasty,
to those he's closest to.
Kind of like some of his characters.
It's easy to forget how he actually treats the kids in his books,
especially the ones who aren't the heroes.
Take Mrs. Gloop straight to the fudge room, but look sharp,
or her little boy's liable to get poured into the boiler.
You've boiled him up, I know it.
Goodbye, Mrs. Gloop.
Adieu.
Alvita zane.
Yep.
All those children on the Chaco Tour get tortured in gruesome ways.
Same in the witches, same in Matilda.
There's so much nastiness there leaks off the page,
staining your fingers.
When he died in 1990, the Washington Post,
my hometown newspaper, did not mince words.
quote, no children's author of the past 30 years has regularly sparked more controversy than
Roald Dahl. On the one hand, kids consistently name him their favorite writer. On the other,
our best critics maintain that his books are larded with gratuitous violence, bigotry,
sexism, vulgarity, greed, and all manner of foulness. And that's not some hit piece or social media
take down, it's his obituary. Dahl's nastiness and his controversies have sucked up a lot of
oxygen the past few years. I now look at the spines of his books on my shelf, not that differently
than I look at J.K. Rowlings, which is to say, kind of queasily. We'll definitely get into all that.
It's fascinating, sometimes ugly stuff from a guy who helped shape generations. But for now,
I'll just say it's a strange, super complicated thing to admire so much about Dahl, with the knowledge
that he wouldn't have come to my Hanukah party. My friend, the writer Ben Dolnik, captures the
dilemma perfectly in a short essay he wrote. He writes about watching his daughter,
fall headlong, quote, into that extraordinary, silent, inexpensive, schedule-disrupting passion
of reading. Ben wrestles with watching her cherished books written by a man who may have been repelled
by her very existence. I wanted to start the show off by talking to friends about their perceptions
of Dahl, because the weirdness that people see in him is really telling. Here's the opening of a BBC
profile from 1982. This is how a venerable, respected network introduces one of the world's most
famous authors. The man who lives in this house makes very good orange marmalade. He also breeds orchids.
He has never eaten a dish of tripe in his life, and he wishes that his dog could speak to him.
He's rolled Dow. Who else in the world would be introduced like that? He makes very good orange
marmalade and has never eaten tripe? But that's how people talk about doll. He's a curiosity,
a character, not a man. Honestly, I think it's at least partly due to his appearance, a real-life giant
at 6'6.
Plus, he's got that name
that's so unusual for most people.
And his creativity
is just so off the charts.
So with all that,
he can't possibly be like you and me, right?
He must be some fantastical creature
that just wandered into our world.
People are desperate for him
to be a real-life BFG,
or Miss Trunchpole,
or Willy Wonka,
which, fine, is not that unfair or unusual.
We'd definitely imagine Hemingway
was as haunted as his characters.
We'd feel cheated if Phoebe Waller Bridge
wasn't as raw
or hilarious as hers.
But here's the crucial difference.
Those other writer's characters
operate within the boundaries
of recognizable human behavior.
Doll's creations exist in a universe
where children turn into blueberries
and giants roam the countryside
collecting dreams.
So was Doll really as mischievous
and outlandish,
whimsical and grotesquist as characters?
Sort of?
Now I'm incredibly excited
to tell you about Doll's
very strange life
as a very real
secret agent.
Picture doll in his early 20s.
That critical moment
when most of us are fumbling to find our path.
Not long before, he'd been soaring through the skies
as a fighter pilot for the Royal Air Force,
but a series of catastrophic crashes had left him broken.
His flying career abruptly terminated.
So now he's at a crossroads.
The war continues to rage,
but his part in it has been stripped away,
and he's looking for what to do with his life.
Dahl finds himself at a cocktail party in London
that a date has dragged him to.
He towers awkwardly above the crowd,
nursing a drink, contemplating an early exit.
It's an elite crowd, but it's a lot of rehearsed anecdotes and performative laughter.
Then something catches his eye, a solitary figure standing apart.
Not a film star or socialite, but someone far more intriguing to a political obsessive like Dahl.
Major Harold Balfour, a member of Churchill's war cabinet,
one of the men literally deciding the fate of Britain as German bombs fall in London.
Dahl's senses this could be his chance.
Impressing the major might lead to something,
though he has no idea that this conversation will alter.
of the trajectory of his entire life.
Let me pause here for a quick sec
to set the scene for what's going on in the world,
because it's crucial to what doll is about to become part of.
The late 1930s and early 40s
are one of those rare times
that it's not an exaggeration
to say the fate of the world is at stake.
Hitler isn't just winning battles,
he's winning the war,
mostly because the U.S. is sitting on the sidelines.
The British ambassador warns his government
that nine out of ten Americans
are determined to stay out of the war.
In other words, to not help Britain.
The most famous of these is Charles Lindberg.
It is now obvious that England is losing war.
War for England, regardless of how much assistance we send.
That is why the America First Committee has been formed.
And this is while Germany is sweeping through Europe.
The Nazis take Austria, Czechoslovakia, Poland, Denmark, Norway, Belgium, the Netherlands, Luxembourg, and France.
In America, we're just one.
watching it unfold. Many, if not most Americans, are still traumatized from the first time we joined
in a World War 20 years earlier. The memory of American boys coming home in coffins, where not
coming home at all, remains raw. The thinking is simply that Hitler is not our problem. The public
isn't yet aware of what's going on with the Jews of Europe. The reports of them being rounded up
and sent to concentration camps is just too impossible to believe. So we choose not to.
Britain, of course, is on the brink.
You know this.
You've seen the movies, read the books,
listen to the podcasts.
Think Churchill pacing warrooms by lamplight.
Britain's darkest hour.
If FDR doesn't send help, and fast,
England is done.
So put yourself in Winston Churchill's position.
Your island nation stands as one of the last
flickering lights of democracy in Europe.
Your cities are being bombed into rubble.
Your people are sleeping in subway tunnels.
And across the Atlantic, it's America,
powerful, untouched, and stubbornly unwilling to join the fight.
What wouldn't you do to change their minds?
At that point, is anything off the table?
This is where espionage becomes not just an option, but a necessity.
Okay, so back to our cocktail party.
Dahl spots Major Balfour,
a man whose signature on documents can move troops and redirect warplanes.
Dahl takes a deep breath,
and with that peculiar confidence that will define him throughout his life,
he crosses the room, introduces himself,
and simply begins to chat.
Doll gives great chat.
His conversation has all the hallmarks of his later fiction,
wickedly funny, wildly creative, a little dirty, totally compelling.
Doll is one of those people who just instinctively knows how to captivate.
I'm always so jealous of those people,
the ones who have small crowds gathered around them at parties,
funny and magnetic, without being at all self-conscious.
The major, like everyone else who meets doll in this period,
is taken with him.
And then it happens.
The major tells Dahl that he's looking for smart, well-educated young men to go to America to join the British Embassy.
This conversation has changed everything, but not how Dahl thinks it has.
Dahl thinks he's being recruited for a diplomatic post.
What the major leaves out is what he really has in mind for Dahl.
Military intelligence.
The head of the Irregulars has tasked the major with finding brilliant, articulate,
charming, morally flexible young men with military backgrounds to join his outfit.
The major seems to have found such a man.
The very next week, Dahl is out a plane to Washington.
When D.L. First arrives in D.C., he's entranced.
It's this big cauldron of power.
Ego mixed with ambition, mixed with sex, mixed again with power.
Yet it all feels as intimate as a college campus.
Everybody knows everybody.
I grew up in D.C., and in the northwest part of it,
walk into any restaurant, linger in any bookstore, sit at any coffee shop counter,
and people are talking politics.
It's in the water supply.
just like the entertainment industry in L.A.
So every room Dahl enters is an opportunity.
Doll's trickiest endeavor when he first arrives
is finding decent housing in the notoriously overcrowded city.
He opens the newspaper and looks through the classifieds.
He finds a surprisingly nice place that he can actually afford.
The reason he can afford it is because there was a bloody murder suicide in it last week.
The murder victim, Rosemary Sigley,
was a beautiful young researcher for the agency that becomes the CIA.
She was also a wealthy heiress.
Her murder was a giant scandal.
And two days after,
there was a line of people outside
waiting to see if the scene of the crime
would be rented at a discount.
You gotta love the real estate market.
But what's important for us
is that doll is the first man in that line,
which tells you so much about who he is.
The future author of tales filled with darkly comic violence
isn't remotely bothered by the apartment's bloody history.
If anything, there's a flicker of fascination
as he signs the lease.
The apartment's gruesome backstory isn't a deterrent.
It's almost an attraction.
The man loves gruesome.
Here's one of his most beloved books,
with a little girl torturing her nemesis.
It's a snake.
One of you tried to poison me?
Who?
Matilda.
So much of Doll's fiction
pulls the reader towards scenes of fear and dread.
There's a ton of children in peril,
and adults with real bad intentions.
Danger, lurking, and what we thought were safe spaces.
He's able to conjure these,
seen so well because they're part of his fabric.
Doll sees darkness everywhere, which means he barely notices it anymore.
When Doll moves into Rosemary's place, it takes him two nights before he spots the rusty bloodstains
still on the carpet and the single bullet hole in the ceiling.
Lots of people, me very much included, would immediately move out.
Doll simply makes a mental note of it, another detail in the strange tapestry of his life,
and goes to sleep under the same roof where a bullet ended someone else's.
Now, Dahl is ostensibly in D.C. to work for the British Embassy.
So that's what he does for a while.
He pushes diplomatic papers, attends formal functions, fills out reports.
And he's suffocating.
Each morning, he sits before stacks of documents watching the clock move with excruciating slowness.
Dahl wants something bigger for his life.
He's searching for something with meaning.
But what Dahl doesn't realize is that someone is watching his every move.
This is Saigon, the story of my family.
and of the country that shaped us.
The United States will not stand by
and allow any power, however great,
take over another country.
From My Heart Podcasts, Saigon.
Please allow me to introduce Joseph Sherman.
You don't think I'm serious about a free Vietnam?
I should stop talking so much.
I like hearing you talk.
One city, a divided country,
and the war that tore America apart.
This is for Vietnam.
I've taken a hit from Japanese ground fire.
Do you rate me?
They're pouring patrols.
all over him. He's holding matches.
I'm on a landmine.
For free time! Let's get out! Freedom,
bomb it! Nah! Run!
Saigon, starring Kelly Marie Tran
and Rob Benedict. Sting, here's madness.
The world should hear about this.
There's a fire coming to this country, and it's going to burn out everything.
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Most people out here think that taking care of one another,
is important. And most people would step up for a neighbor going through a tough time. Most people around
here help out friends and family when they need it. But the funny thing is, most of us won't look
for help when we need it. Talk to someone if you're struggling with mental health because most people
out here really care. Find more information at loveyourmindtay.org. That's loveyourmindtay.org.
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The big legendary figure you need to know about right now
is William Stevenson, code name Intrepid.
Stevenson is Winston
Churchill's head of espionage in America. He's one of the key inspirations for James Bond,
who was created by one of his agents. This gives you a sense of what Stevenson looks like,
impeccably dressed, handsome features, and penetrating eyes that catalog everything.
His clean cut, composed, and emanates the confidence of a man who can have you vanished
with a single phone call. This is the man whose attention now turns to Roll Doll.
To accomplish Britain's mission during this really scary time, Stevenson is the one who
assembles that elite spiring, the Irregulars.
Writer and historian Jeanette Conant calls their operation one of the most controversial
and almost certainly one of the most successful covert action campaigns in the annals of espionage.
Stevenson's eye for talent is wild.
Just for starters, there's Roald Dahl, of course, and Ian Fleming, who later creates James Bond,
essentially immortalizing his own experiences here.
And David Ogilvie, who goes on to invent modern advertising.
three world-class creators of fantasy.
So picture Roll Doll, James Bond, and Don Draper,
all hanging out, drinking and seducing their way
through a foreign capital during wartime,
and you start to have a sense of what it's like.
The whole thing feels like the premise of a prestige TV series.
Beautiful, rakeish young men recruited into a shadow organization
far from home because of their smarts, persuasiveness,
and talent for deception,
tasked with doing whatever they have to
to save the free world from fascism.
The mission of the irregular,
is broad, gathering intelligence, sabotaging enemies, and creating propaganda that shifts public opinion.
Their official history describes them as empowered with the vague task of doing all that was not being
done and could not be done by other means, which, come on, is a license to operate in the gray areas
if I've ever heard one.
Dahl can't believe he's been recruited into this group. A month ago, he was languishing in the
English countryside, desperate to figure out his life, hungry for purpose. Now he's found a role
filled with subterfuge, deceit, storytelling, and role play. In other words, all of his natural skills
with the highest stakes imaginable. The personal stakes for Dahl are huge too. He can't go home to Buckinghamshire
after this and tend to the sheep. This job is about to become his whole identity. You can tell how
formative it all is for Dahl by the fact that it echoes through his later fiction like a recurring
dream. Willie Wonka, with an air of mystery beneath a playful exterior, constantly testing those
to enter his orbit. He's definitely inspired by Stevenson and others Dahl works for in the spy game.
Also, the Secret Society and the Witches that performs covert missions,
all of these stories that are going to captivate millions of children are born in the shadows
of wartime espionage. So far, though, the irregulars are failing at their task of winning America
to their side. They're forced to get creative. One of my favorite tactics of theirs is when they
hire a Hungarian astrologer, Louis DeWal. The assignment they give him to publicly predict
dicted Hitler's demise based on the positions of the stars and therefore make Germany seem less
scary to Americans. It's like a PR smear campaign on the fascist dictator. Can't you just
picture these young irregulars around a table at 2 a.m. at some smoky Georgetown bar? Whiskey
flowing. One says, what if we just told Americans they have nothing to lose because the stars
have already decided the Third Reich is done for? And instead of laughing it off, there's a long
silence, they look at each other intensely and say, that is brilliant.
They're so tickled with their idea, they send Louis on a national tour.
Stevenson's main tactics, however, involve targeting the upper echelons of the U.S. government.
And this is both to bring the U.S. into the war, and once that's accomplished,
to make sure London maintains significant influence.
If Britain can get someone close to the American president, that would be huge.
Enter Young Roll Dahl.
It turns out, one of Dahl's skills in particular makes them especially effective with the regulars.
It's the same scale he'll later become legendary for, his storytelling.
Dahl has recently begun writing short stories.
It's not yet the all-consuming passion it will become.
Like many young writers, Dahl is trying to find his voice by writing mostly autobiographically.
Specifically, he's churning out brief fiction pieces, inspired by his childhood and his time in the Royal Air Force.
The stories are clever and dark, a little scary, and totally original.
One story in particular centers on these grotesque little little.
creatures he calls gremlins who sabotage aircraft, a fun gothic story, which doubles as a
fable for American and British cooperation. One reason doll's work continues to be read and seen and
performed over a century after his birth is that late Greek myths, his narratives tap directly
into our primal fears and desires. They speak to universal human concerns wrapped in the irresistible
package of the bizarre and scary and funny. The gremlins has all of this. And in case you're
wondering, as I was, this Gremlin's has nothing to do with the Stevens-Spilbert-produced classic.
Dahl mails the story out to every magazine accepting unsolicited submissions. And one bites.
The Gremlins gets published in a local journal, and the story connects with readers.
Those who dig it, pass it around to their pals. Of course, in these days, that means literally
handing your copy of the physical magazine to someone. Eventually, because this is just how Dahl's
luck works. His story gets passed to a certain very important person you may have heard of.
Eleanor Roosevelt read it to her grandchildren and loved this book.
Here's Dahl, years later on the chat show on BBC One, speaking to host Terry Wogan
about his stroke of incredible fortune.
And so I got invited to the White House. And we got to know each other a bit, you know,
and I would go for weekends. FDR had a, his country place was called Hyde Park, a fast place,
used to go there.
I was only a young chap of 26 in an RAF uniform,
and I had no business around there, really.
Are you kidding me?
First by, just befriending a staffer
or an intern in the Roosevelt administration would be giant.
Dahl, in his mid-20s, becomes pals with the first family.
And how did he do it?
Through his skill, he hasn't yet realized,
will be his superpower, making up a clever story.
Dahl spends his time at Hyde Park swimming, birdwatching, barbecuing, and drinking with the president and first lady.
He's making mental notes on everything, desperate to report it all back to Stevenson and prove himself in the job.
According to Dahl, he even manages to spend time alone with FDR, mixing martinis before lunch, while the tipsy president says things like,
I just received an interesting cable for Mr. Churchill, and then proceeds to tell Dahl what Churchill wrote.
Surprise, surprise, FDR clearly takes a liking to Dahl, too.
He even drives Dahl around the property and his specially made car.
It all feels pretty surreal for a young man, not many years out of high school, who's been tapped as a spy and is now casually hanging out with the most powerful couple on the planet.
At the end of his first weekend with the first family, in all those lavish surroundings,
Dahl goes back to his tiny apartment with the bloodstained carpet and writes up an incredibly thorough 12-page report with journalistic precision.
Quote, visit to Hyde Park, July 2nd to 4th.
Yeah, he got invited there for
July 4th. Dahl's report includes everything FDR said about Churchill, his impressions about whether
FDR will run for another term, and everything else he thinks could even possibly be relevant.
We don't know whether Dahl's report was read by Churchill himself, but it's clear his work
helps the British government gain insight into where America stands. There's even a suggestion
that Roosevelt may have used Dahl to convey information to the British that was impossible for FDR
to state outright for diplomatic reasons. For Dahl, it is such a hedge of, but it is such a hedge of
head trip? Writer Matthew Denison points out,
Rold's life have become a double life. He was still
ostensibly working for the British Embassy. At the same time,
he was a gatherer and conduit of information in Britain's best
interests. Needless to say, Dahl's handlers are more
than a little shocked and beyond thrilled with this kid.
And Dahl's early success only makes him more confident. The young
man who felt rudderless just months earlier now moves through Washington
with the assurance of someone who believes he can't fail.
This is Saigon.
The story of my family and of the country that shaped us.
The United States will not stand by and allow any power, however great, take over another country.
From My Heart Podcast, Saigon.
Please allow me to introduce Joseph Sherman.
You don't think I'm serious about a free Vietnam?
I should stop talking so much.
I like hearing you talk.
One city, a divided country, and the war that tore America apart.
This is for Vietnam.
I've taken a hit from Japanese ground fire.
Do you rate me?
They're pouring petrol all over him.
He's holding matches.
I'm on a landmine.
Or freeze on.
Let's get out.
Freedom, bomb it.
Run!
SIGON, starring Kelly Marie Tran and Rob Benedict.
Sting, here's madness.
The world should hear about this.
There's a fire coming to this country, and it's going to burn out everything.
Listen to Saigon on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hello, gorgeous, it's Lala Kent.
Host of Untraditionally Lala.
My days of filling up cups at sir may be over,
but I'm still loving life in the valley.
Live on the other side of the hill is giving grown-up vibes,
but over here on my podcast, Untraditionally Lala,
I'm still that Lala you either love or love to hate.
I've been full on over sharing with fans, family,
and former frenemies like Tom Schwartz.
I had a little bone to pick with Schwarzy when he came on the pod.
You don't feel bad that you told me I was a bootleg housewife?
I almost flipped a pizza in your lap.
Oh my God, I literally forgot about that until just now.
Sorry, I don't want to blame alcohol.
I got to blame that one on the alcohol.
This is about laughing and learning when life just keeps on life in.
Because I make mistakes so that you guys don't have to.
We're growing, we're thriving, and yes, sometimes we're barely surviving.
But we do it all with love.
It's unruly, it's unruly, it's un-traditionally la-la.
Listen to Untraditionally Lala on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get
your podcast. Most people out here think that taking care of one another is important. And most people
would step up for a neighbor going through a tough time. Most people around here help out friends and
family when they need it. But the funny thing is, most of us won't look for help when we need it.
Talk to someone if you're struggling with mental health because most people out here really care.
Find more information at loveyourmindtay.org. That's loveyourmindtay.org. Brought to you by the Hunsman
Mental Health Institute and the Ad Council.
Now everybody over here?
Oh, it's one of my other favorite places.
The Twilight Gazebo.
Sunset Gardens.
Twilight Gazebo.
What's next?
Dead Man's Grove?
Mom, could you please try to be a little bit positive about this?
From Kenya Barris, the visionary creator of Blackish,
comes Big Age, an audible original about finding your way in life's next chapter.
This audio comedy series follows a retired couple's reluctant relocation to Sunset Gardens,
a Floridian senior community that is anything but relaxing.
Starring Comedy Legends Jennifer Lewis, Cedric the Entertainer, and Nisi Nashvettes.
Through its blend of outrageous comedy, key party anyone, and touching revelations,
Big Age explores what it means to grow older without growing old at heart.
Go to audible.com slash big age series to start listening today.
One of Doll's more salacious task for the regulars
is seducing powerful women in order to enlist their help.
This is a task that young Doll is very excited about.
He's also built for it,
and he uses this trait for his most important seduction
with a woman with a very whimsical, very dolly in name, Claire Booth Luce.
Doll is first sent to Claire because of who she's married to.
Claire is one half of one of the most influential power couples of the century.
Her husband is Henry Luce, who built a media emblem.
that quite literally shapes what millions of Americans think.
He's the founder of, ready for it?
Time Magazine, Fortune Magazine, Life magazine, and Sports Illustrated.
When these publications begin running pieces with distinctly anti-British undertones,
British intelligence is not happy.
For a nation fighting for its survival, this isn't just bad press.
It's an existential threat.
If American public opinion turns against Britain, vital aid could evaporate overnight.
The regulars have to find a way to change the tenor of Henry.
magazines. They're not sure how to reach Henry, who's notoriously stubborn, but maybe they can get to
his wife? After all, it's an open secret that the loose marriage is unconventional. For its final 28 years,
Henry apparently refuses to sleep with Claire. He says he's in such profound awe of her that he can't get
aroused, a truly tragic condition that vanishes whenever he's around almost literally any other woman.
Dahl first meets Claire at the New York premiere of her propaganda film, Eagle Squadron. It's about U.S.
Airmen who volunteer to fly with the Royal Air Force. The lobby outside the screening room is packed
with DC power players. Cigar smoke hangs in lazy clouds beneath crystal chandeliers. The murmur of
hush conversations about policy and the war intermingles with a clink of cocktail glasses.
Doll's date, Nancy Carroll, is a celebrity, once nominated for Best Actress, which tells you
everything about Dahl's social currency. There are whispers about the impropriety of Nancy's obvious infatuation
with Dahl, who's 12 years younger than her.
But Nancy doesn't seem to care, and neither does Dahl.
He already draws attention with his height and good looks.
He enjoys the gaze of the room, but doesn't seek it,
and his focus is now pulled elsewhere.
Claire Luce is not in a spotlight,
but in a pocket of conversation where men lean down to hear her.
Dahl doesn't approach, not yet.
He observes how Claire holds court,
teasing some young congressman who said the wrong thing.
The house lights begin to flicker.
Dahl leads Nancy into the theater,
but as they settle in, his eyes remain on Claire.
Claire spots his stare,
this impossibly handsome, impossibly composed British diplomat.
She gets a chill when she realizes he's not looking away.
He's telling her, this look is not a passing glance, not an accident.
Doll has already been briefed on Claire by the irregulars.
For Claire's part, there's no flustered, bashful reaction.
Dahl does not return home that night.
Later in the week when Dahl dutifully writes Yelventa to his mother,
he tells her everything, and I mean everything,
even about his awkward exchange with his landlady after getting home from Clare's.
He writes, quote,
I got home at 9 a.m. the next morning.
I had to do a lot of talking to reestablish my reputation.
Doll's job, of course, isn't just to have one-night stance.
If he's going to change Claire's opinion of the Brits
and try to get her to influence her husband's magazines,
it needs to be a more involved affair.
Dahl soon realizes focusing only on the effect Claire might have on time and life is short-sighted.
Changing Claire's mind about the Brits will also be hugely helpful,
because what I haven't mentioned yet is that Claire is incredibly influential in her own right.
Claire lives a giant life, almost as noisy as dolls.
Like Dahl, Claire finds incredible success in a number of completely different fields.
She starts out as a short story writer.
The New York Times finds her first published volume superficial,
but praises its, quote,
lovely festoons of epigrams,
and writes,
what malice there may be in these pages
has a felinity that is the purest Angkoran.
I have absolutely no idea what that means either.
But I guess it's not good,
because it pushes Claire to pivot away from short stories
and to try playwriting.
Turns out, she's pretty good at it.
In 1936, Claire writes,
The Women, which runs over 600 performances on Broadway.
It's a commentary on the pamper lives
of wealthy Manhattan socialites.
which Claire is about to become.
The play is adapted twice for the movies,
later with Annette Benning and Meg Ryan,
but first with Joan Crawford.
Well, girls, looks like it's back to the perfume counter for me.
And by the way, there's a name for you, ladies,
but it isn't used in high society outside of a kennel.
Lake Doll, Claire bores easily.
After her success with the women,
Claire decides to move into journalism.
She works at Vogue, Vanity Fair,
then decides to try war correspondent for Life magazine.
Growing restless yet again, Claire takes her varied experiences
in creative writing, journalism, and in the war,
and decides to run for Congress.
Accomplished, beautiful, and wealthy,
Claire wins her election,
and she's seated on the powerful House Military Affairs Committee.
Here she is years later
on the cartoonishly conservative William F. Buckley Show,
speaking about the subject of men versus women.
Man's blue strength.
was stronger than woman's strength.
It's that simple.
After which, in order to get out from under,
she developed a thing called Gile.
Gile was a weapon against tyranny.
With Claire's seat in Congress,
her powerful committee assignment,
and her unique ability to captivate audiences
with her writing,
plus her husband's little publishing empire,
you could argue?
Claire's about as influential as it gets,
which is bad for the Brits,
because she also gives a blistering
40-minute speech on the House full.
or arguing passionately against cooperation with England.
If doll can help sway her, he'll be a hero to the irregulars.
Claire is in a very different social stratosphere than 20-something doll,
who's living off cheese sandwiches and his tiny walk-up apartment.
But even though Claire is already incredibly successful, Anne married,
and at 39, 13 years older than doll, she falls for him.
Here's a tall, handsome ex-pilot who can talk literature and theater with her
in a way most D.C. boys cannot.
up. The relationship is electric, and Dahl is soon complaining to his superiors about Claire's
appetite. According to a lawyer who serves an FDR's administration, again with a name that may as well
be out of a Dahl's story, Creekmore Fath. Dahl confides in him that he just can't take another
night with Claire. She's completely worn him out over three nonstop evenings. He doesn't have anything
left. I went to the ambassador this morning, Dahl says, and I said, you know, it's a great assignment,
but I just can't go on.
And, according to Dahl, the ambassador replied,
Rold, did you ever see the Charles Lawton movie Henry the 8th?
Do you remember the scene of Henry going to the bedroom with Anne of Cleaves?
And he turns and says,
The Things I've Done for England.
Well, that's what you've got to do.
Many years later, Dahl will put the Things I've Done for England line
into Sean Connery's mouth as James Bond.
I don't really believe the British ambassador said all that to Dahl.
To me, this feels less like a real,
complaint and more like a humble brag. Dahl is trying to figure out what it means to be a man in
this uncertain period. Should he be a macho playboy or a more sensitive man of letters? He's 26. This is
when you figure out who you are, which isn't easy when you're lying about your identity to almost
everyone you meet. The overall effect of Dahl's relationship with Claire is pretty profound. He reports
back on all his intimate, candid conversations with her. He's able to tell his superiors about
internal debates regarding the British that are happening in Congress and behind closed
doors in influential media circles. He's offering unparalleled insight into American political dynamics.
And he helps the British craft proactive ways to engage the Americans for help. And pretty soon,
wouldn't you know it, Life magazine is running some pro-British stories, framing Britain as America's
most essential ally. But even more importantly, Dahl is in, weakening with the president,
carrying on an affair with the congresswoman, and mingling with some of the most powerful figures in the country.
In espionage, accesses everything, and Dahl has it.
But he's still far from achieving all his goals.
He still has a lot of work left to do,
and he's going to have to do it with a ton of obstacles in his way.
While I've mentioned that pretty much everybody who meets Dahl loves him,
the truth is that when anyone is as successful as Dahl is,
they're going to be those who don't appreciate it.
A charming, arrogant, handsome 26-year-old foreigner,
actively practicing espionage on behalf of MI6 in the U.S.
and conducting affairs with some of the most powerful women in the nation,
yeah, that's going to engender some enemies.
For one, the FBI.
The Secret World of Roll Doll is produced by Imagine Audio and Parallax Studios for IHeart Podcasts.
Created and written by me, Aaron Tracy.
Produced by Matt Schrader.
Post-production by Windhill Studios.
With editing, scoring, and sound design by Mark Henry Phillips.
Editing by Ryan Seton.
Music by APM.
Executive producers, Nathan Clokey,
Cara Welker, Brian Grazer, Ron Howard, and Aaron Tracy.
Additional voice performances and recreation by Mark Henry Phillips and 11 Labs.
If you enjoyed this episode, be sure to rate and review
The Secret World of Roll Doll on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Copyrate, 2026, Imagine Entertainment, IHeartMedia, and Parallax.
Hello, gorgeous, it's Lala Kent.
Host of Untraditionally Lala.
My days of filling up cups at sir may be over,
but I'm still loving life in the valley.
Live on the other side of the hill is giving grown-up vibes,
but over here on my podcast, Untraditionally Lala,
I'm still that Lala you either love or love to hate.
It's unruly, it's unaw-it, it's un-traditionally Lala.
Listen to Untraditionally Lala on the I-Hart Radio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Most people out here think that taking care of one another
is important. And most people would step up for a neighbor going through a tough time. Most people around
here help out friends and family when they need it. But the funny thing is, most of us won't look for help
when we need it. Talk to someone if you're struggling with mental health because most people out here
really care. Find more information at loveyourmindtay.org. That's loveyourmindtay.org. Brought to you by
the Huntsman Mental Health Institute and the Ad Council. Now everybody over here? Oh, it's one of my other
favorite places, the Twilight Gazebo. Sunset Gardens, Twilight Gazebo. What's next? Dead Man's Grove?
Mom, could you please try to be a little bit positive about this?
From Kenya Barris, the visionary creator of Blackish, comes Big Age, an audible original about
finding your way in life's next chapter. This audio comedy series follows a retired couple's reluctant
relocation to sunset gardens, a Floridian senior community that is anything but relaxing.
Starring Comedy Legends Jennifer Lewis, Cedric the Entertainer, and Nisi Nashvettes.
Through its blend of outrageous comedy, key party anyone, and touching revelations, big age
explores what it means to grow older without growing old at heart.
Go to audible.com slash big age series to start listening today.
I'm Kristen Davis, host of the podcast, Are You a Charlotte, in 1990?
my life was forever changed when I took on the role of Charlotte York
on a new show called Sex and the City.
Now I get to sit down with some of my favorite people
and relive all of the incredible moments
this show brought us on and off the screen.
Listen to Are You a Charlotte on the IHeart Radio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
This is an IHeart podcast.
Guaranteed human.
