The Sevan Podcast - 07/26/24 CrossFit Games Update Show

Episode Date: July 27, 2024

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Identifies as a boy. They met dude, dude last week. She'll be a real she her I'm gonna tell you that for real Podcast station in the crossfit YouTube space and if mine's not the biggest one of my friends is Taylor self On the left from Sentinel training the greatest training program in the world fittest man in the world What are you doing her John Young from JY Barbell. Tyler Watkins, giving away $10,000 at the CrossFit Games this year. All you have to do is download the Heat 1 app.

Bill Grundler from CrossFit Inferno, famous commentator of people exercising and being badasses. Makes the Olympic commentators look like douchebags. And Caleb, who, Caleb, Caleb C. Beaver, staple in the CrossFit space. This is the cross the games update show This week. I am very very very excited to be super duper Unprepared, uh, we have a new uh, oh and today. Thank you Oh, dude, I just drank one of those on shut up and scribble a couple hours ago

That's same flavor. My first day today Uh bill your mic might be a tad low. Is it? Might mean how am I doing now? No, is that just a low voice? Maybe maybe it's all the testosterone. I'm not used to hearing Caleb good to see you. How you been buddy? Good. How are you guys? Oh, wow, that stuff smells so good. I could rub where are you? I'm in Florida. On the old panhandle just living in my RV. Okay. You're doing Elon today.

Yeah, exactly. I interviewed an old annual Akai this morning. He was kind enough to pass up his morning sex routine. His anal routine with his girlfriend. I'm pretty sure. Well, he might have anal, but boy, his girlfriend is something else. Or is it a dude or something? Oh, Jesus. No, no. You should. Seven had to like settle himself down this morning.

Oh, yeah. You could tell she was hot. You were like, uh-huh This is a show can anyone else it's called the CrossFit Games Update show can anyone else talk besides Taylor? Will be awarding a prize for millions of dollars to the winner What a great birthday night treat Seve and the Goon Squad. Thank you. Okay, let's just start right at the top. Very interesting. Bill, have you been requested to commentate anything this year? That is the big negatory. They'd rather have Lauren and Tommy. Very interesting. You know, Tommy looks like Adrian Conway in this picture I'm about to show you.

I thought it was Adrian Conway, but until I started reading. The teenage masters in adaptive CrossFit games will be live streamed. That's cool. Masters CrossFit Games, August 29 to September 1. How to watch Legends Championship YouTube channel commentators Chase Ingram, Tommy Marquez, Lauren Khalil, and Sean Woodland. That's crazy. That is crazy. Is he wearing blackface in that? Who? Tommy? Yeah, he might be. Dude, I think they put a Rogan filter on him. You know that CNN

filter on him? He looks like Caleb right now, bro. That's quite the powerhouse lineup they got for Masters. Oh, oh, that's the Masters cross. Yeah. Wow. Joe and Bob got this fucking crew crazy little nut fuckers. Look at that. Okay. So that's that'll be fun to cruise over and check out August 29 to September 1st.

I hope it does well. That's not right at all. Teenage CrossFit Games, how to watch a pit media YouTube channel. Ooh, that's going to be hard to, uh, I wonder if you type in teenage CrossFit games, if it takes you to that, uh, Joel Godet, uh, Bella Martin and Will Smith. No, Matt.

Doesn't he? It doesn't mean look like, uh, you know, do you know who Matt Rattaya is? Sevan? No, but it's just, I just can't believe how colorblind I am. He's a cool guy. He is. He's tiny, but dude, I mean, he cleaned jerks like 385 and he's that doesn't really make him cool.

No, I know. I know I'm in person. He's a cool guy. He's really that's what I'm asking. Yeah. Well, you don't know me in person. I met you in person kind of for a second long enough for me to make fun of you. Yeah, you seem like you are on podcasts. That's not cool. When you say tiny, what do you mean? John Young. Like he's a small person. It's like he's like 175 pounds.

Five foot what? Cold. Seven. Five foot short. I'd say five, seven, one 80, one 75, one eight. He's shorter than five, seven. Yeah, definitely not five, seven. I'd say maybe 57 centimeters. What do you

think about the safety of that room for doing those snatches? Ben Smith, come on, y'all. He looks like a hoarder. Yeah, he uh he won a lot of he was he's like three time winner of waterpalooza when they had the liftoff. Oh, um he tried to go for a U.S. Olympic team. I mean he just, he's a, I mean he is a specialist. He's not super fit. I would say he's, you know, around my fitness, maybe a little bit fitter. Did you see him at one of those camps you were at where you saw Kelsey, Kelsey? No, he was at the fitness experience when I was competing there. Oh, I didn't know you competed somewhere.

I have a question. I think I told you and you said you didn't care because it was a physics did you guys watch it? Sounds right. Go ahead John. Did you watch Hillers? Did anybody watch Hillers video on Mark rip ito the mark rip ito video? He made did you know he talked about the Tanner shook guy that was also in it. Yeah, he did Yeah, he fucking bent him over and spread him. why that guy I'm going after him in the comments He said he said he liked both of them and then proceeded to eviscerate them good I hope you fucking just guys I'm meaning like for elite people. Okay, I'm like I'm obviously not elite. That's what

There's so they're like so he's not fit at all. I'm like I'm saying for elite people no he's not. Adaptive CrossFit Games September 19th to the 22nd in San Antonio Texas. The reason why this one of the reasons why this one's so cool not only because it's a great place to ogle people with missing parts and doing weird like circus tricks but they're doing this at what is the home base I don't know what it's called but the mill they're doing it at, in the town, maybe even on the base where all the U S soldiers go and retreat to when they get a body part blown off. So that's, oh, shit. That's fucking brand. That's yeah. Is that like an amusement park?

No. Wow. I know, I know me and Chase are trying to, we're trying to do this one. Oh, you are? Yeah. Yeah, we're talking to Kevin Elgar about that. Okay. Let me know. Cause let me know if there was, I would like to somehow,

I want, I think I might watch this. I might at least watch like some of like the one arm shit and like the one leg shit, stuff like that for some reason, the dwarf stuff that shit interests me actually muscular is kind of like just too normal for me you know what i mean i like to see like the holy shit the guy with one arm doing weird shit john young did you qualify for this dude i was blind for a week i probably could have did you see the guy chop off his finger to make the Pan American games? What? No, I did not hear about that.

A guy chopped off his finger to make the fucking Pan American games this year. I think that's what it's called. Is that what it's called? No, uh, Paralympics. Yeah. Paralympics. Okay. Good.

Pan American. Someone's not a sports commentator. Is Leah Thomas, is Leah Thomas calling his cock a finger? Is that what we're getting at? Dude, look at this fucking story. Olympian Matt Dawson amputates part of his finger to play for Kukaburras at Paris 2024. Oh, it's a seal hockey.

This guy legit, Australian men's hockey team player, Matthew Dawson didn't flinch while having the top of his ring finger amputated to ensure he can compete at the Paris 2024 Olympics later this month. Hey, he didn't it's not the Paralympic. It's the regular Olympic the Paris Olympics You really read that wrong, dude Dang so no, you're not a sports fan He had a broken finger.

So he just wanted to play rather than being fucked up and like hurting and healing bad. He just cut it off. That's not as cool as I thought. I thought he was trying to get like in the TARD Olympics. And so he chopped off a finger. Okay. I went with your version. That was so classic.

Right. There's how we were. You got gotta run. You gotta run interference and check the story before he gets to it. And so when he's like, hey, pull that up, be like, no, you're good. You got all this back straight. This is you have this stuff. I love moving. Not read anything. Fucking seven. Well, thank you.. And his hot takes and fake news. I just love proving Sevan wrong every once in a while. Every time I say something so fucked up, you can outdo me.

And it makes me like, oh my god, I can hide behind you a little bit. John Hung, Sevan could qualify for the special games after that comic. Go ahead, Mr. Bill. Did you guys see the opening ceremonies already? I saw the tranny with the fucking enormous tits except the flame. Oh my god. Did you see that? Video yeah, I saw it did I don't know how much the whole like believe now the whole like Cross-dressing first supper thing the two there are so many weird things that were happening in that fuck The biggest story in France is that girl who got raped by five dudes Yeah, gang you see she stumbled into that restaurant with her dress on backwards

Yeah, the guy raped her came in behind her and ordered food and patted her on the back. Did you see that video? Yep. Yep Opening ceremony. That's no. No, this is a different thing. It's a Paris is fucked right now dude it's welcome to the CrossFit update show right yeah well it's legit I mean the games in the you know that the Olympics are all happening kind of at the same time I've not seen the last five things that y'all have talked about hey have you seen have you seen the movie hillbilly elegy I read the book here we go how is that the movie hillbilly elegy? I read the book here. We go. How is that? The movie is amazing

I watched it years ago and I didn't realize when JD Vance was nominated that he's the one who wrote it and I just found That out today, but it's an amazing movie and I really like the guy ten times more now Tyler hates him Tyler thinks he's a poser college. He's not a real He claims that he's a poser. Tyler's like, he's not a real Kentucky. That is cool. I didn't know that. He said he claims that he's from Appalachia and he's not from Eastern Kentucky. He visited Eastern Kentucky in the summer. So you're voting for Kamala. I'd be like, I'm from Florida. That's why that's what he said.

But you went to Florida in the summertime. So I totally understand how they live in Florida. Kamala. You accept my Kentucky-ness though, and I only lived there for two years. Caleb's gonna run as representative from Florida. That's right. I've lived here for two months.

I know exactly what it's like to be from Florida. Tyler, why would you, why do you accept my Kentucky-ness then? Cause that's similar. I don't. I mean, you have before, you're like John knows he's lived here before. You've lived in Pikeville.

You wouldn't have said that. You understand what it's like, but you're not from Kentucky. I guess I don't claim Kentucky. Yeah, you've never done that. I would've pushed back hard on that. Chris Beecherfield, JD Vance is a lesbian. Well, that makes sense. Perfect.

Okay. I like girls too. I get it. Uriel and Enros, C Beaver looks like he's auditioning for an extra on Jeffrey Dahmer's show. He looks like he's about to have a sketch video released on him. He's a stunt double for Jeffrey Dahmer. Caleb used to work at the Mr. Beast studio. Oh damn dude.

Wow. Caleb used to work at the Mr. Beast studio. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Dang. Whoa, dang. That was very worth the sketch comment. That's a little fucked up. The sketch comment was just a gay joke.

Yeah, it's a gay joke. We don't need to go that far. Fuck. Wow. I spanked that from the record. Someone erased that from the final publication of the CrossFit Games Update Show, the Chaos Edition. Okay, here we go.

Andrew Hiller. I spoke to Andrew today and he said this was the Chaos Edition. Okay, here we go. Andrew Hiller. I spoke to Andrew today and he said this was the easiest thing he's ever posted on Instagram, featuring the great Tyson Bajan quarterback with the Chicago Bears. Is that Chinese? What did you say? Ricky's going to win the CrossFit Games.

Ricky who? What is it? Gellar? Ricky Gellar's going to win the Games. Ricky no Ricky garage gonna win a game See it's me he's gonna win the female Be named the goat officially No more argument Yeah, have a baby and then you win have a baby and then you win. Have a baby and then you win. That's how you win.

Yes, exactly. She'll be the go down. It's like Ariel Loewen. Yeah. Ariel Loewen second place. Again? Tia then Ariel. Then. Who's third? I'm a loss A lot your wife sit that close to no, that's exactly what I Just wants to fuck Tyson that's so awesome. He said that's all I was thinking Yeah, and his pupils are all dilated and shit I'm like what the fuck is going on, okay Ricky Taylor self Ricky garage winning the Crosby games this year

Nope last year? No. John Young. He won a podium. Ricky Gerard winning the CrossFit Games this year? Yes. What did he win last year? No.

Oh, wow. Wow. You think he's beating Jeff? Yes. Stop. Stop that. Take your chest fuzz. No, stop shaking your head. Yes. Stop shaking your head. Yes, Bill. I'm a Rick. I'm in Ricky camp. Uh, Tyler Watkins, uh, Ricky Gerard winning the cross games this year. I can confidently say he'll be top three and that's the best I can do. You can confidently say that he will be at the CrossFit games. Yeah. No, I can't do like it's be at the CrossFit Games.

Yeah. No, I can't do like it's anybody's game in those three. I know. No, it's fucking nice. Not anybody's game. Fine. No. Why Taylor Adler's just too well rounded.

Adler's too well rounded. Ricky didn't compete last year. I don't subscribe to the notion that you could take a year off. I know I didn't take a year off He got hurt But he got hurt and he had a surgery and during those months where he got hurt and had a surgery and was recovering Jeff Adler was training and that one month two months Six week period where he had interrupted training Jeff's wasn't and it's the margins are too close at that level

I just don't think he can win. You don't think Jeff took time off after the games? I'm sure he did, but Ricky didn't take time off. You think that's relevant to the time you take recovering from surgery? 100% because Jeff got fitter at the games and then he didn't have a surgery. You're running yourself in the dirt at the games. No, you get fitter.

You adapt to that, whether that's, and think about the psychological adaptation to fucking winning Dude I don't I don't think Ricky needs this I don't think Ricky's fine psychologically. No, I think Jeff knows he's like shit I know now I can win maybe it was because Roman got hurt when I did it But now I'm the fucking champ and I'm not gonna go anywhere. I think Jeff knows it is happy that he won I don't think Jeff knows how to be a winner yet though like we've seen him grow from Do you?

Skills and not and and not being able to use them to where all of a sudden he's used I mean the ice time. Okay, for example, for example the way he was doing his trash talking with Roman It was like little kid trash talking like I'm watching it. I thought it was hysterical, but it's like, it's the first time he's ever done that. So he's like, it's like, he's practicing it. The dude's got skills. I mean, he's, he's. Athletically, I mean, fitness wise, he's insane. I don't think he's, I don't think he's very athletic.

I think Ricky is just way more of a fighter and he's not afraid. He's, he's being kicked down, dumped over, you know, shat out, busted for this, that, and the other thing. And he's like, yeah, I'll just keep coming back. And here he is coming back. I just think he's gonna fuck with people. And part of Dave's games is a beat down, way more than Boz's.

And I think Ricky will adapt better to a beat down than Jeff will. Oh, I so disagree. I think Jeff is probably the most physically resilient athlete in the game field next to Justin Maderas. You're so wrong. You're so wrong. He never gets hurt.

He's resilient. They never get hurt. I'm not talking about psychologically. And also I saw Jeff in the, in the warmup area and back in the area at a semi finals And he's way more confident than the those other guys like he just is he just you could tell he knew While I was back there fucking with everybody There were there were basically there are four camps of people there are people who are back there

And they knew that wait wait wait wait wait did Ackerman put you up to these these three types of people? There's four types of people in the warm-up area there's four types of people There's the guys who know they have no business being there and they don't stand a chance There's the guys who are so fucking stressed out. They could piss a grape There's me who doesn't give a fuck and I'm making fun of everybody and then there's a pissing grapes And then there's yeah, that's it. And then there's Jeff who the guy had a fuck and I'm making fun of everybody. And then there's Jeff. Andy's pissing grapes. And then there's, yeah, that too. And then there's Jeff, who the guy had a ton of confidence. Okay, I think it's much easier to be confident

at semifinal when you are the reigning fittest man in the world than the games. But he beat all of the guys, he beat Roman pretty handily at semifinal. Roman's never done good in semifinal. Three points, three points. Three-point programming has never been for Roman. Don Young, you're wrong.

Wait, wait. When has Roman ever done good at semifinal? Do you wanna make up? Hopper beat Roman at semifinal. Do points. Three points. Programming has never been for Roman. Don Young, you're wrong. Wait. When is Roman ever going to go to semi-finals? Do you want to make a... Hopper beat Roman at semi-finals. That has to do with the game. Do you want to make a financial... Oh, shut the fuck up on the Hopper thing, dude. The guy gets... It's not the same as the game. You're the same guy saying Malo Bryant's gonna win the games the next five years. Hey, guess what? She's never coming back. I've never said that. She's never coming back, John. If you're gonna talk lies, like, I've never said that once. Oh, I'm gonna talk lies. Hey, Taylor, what's that mean? You're so stressed that you piss grapes. What? I don't get the...

I don't either. Guys who are like, you know, I wouldn't even say that close, like even 20 seconds. But what's the grape thing? Help me out. I want to enjoy. It's like Riz. You know it if you got it. If you're pissing grapes, you know it. Holy shit. You just have that feeling in your dick that like it kind of hurts. You're anxious. You're stressed out all weekend.

It's like I never had any feelings in my dick that hurt. Except that's as you don't have one in college. It's not, it doesn't translate to whatever you feel in your labia. As it's quite different. All right. Uh, what about down pepper in the four? I just had a curiosity on a side note. What camp does he fall in?

No business stress so much that he pisses grapes Doesn't give a fuck or super confident. Oh I think he's pissing grapes Wow Not that he not that he should be he's super fit But this is he's the type of athlete who should be stressed because he works so hard He has the potential to podium, but if things don't go his way He won't. The field is too deep. Like Roman, Ricky, Jeff, Dallin could not podium. And for him, I think that would be a really bad weekend.

I don't think you guys are discounting Roman so hard and so fast. I'm not discounting him at all. I like you immediately go to it being Ricky or Jeff for the podium and the first spot. And I think it's Roman. Well, let's let bill chime in here. Bill, uh, Ricky Gerard as Tyson Bajan, right? Ricky Gerard. I, I, dude, I've been w I'm, I'm all about Ricky.

I like the way he battles. I like the, um, even the events that they put up so far, I think he's going to do well in those events. I mean, yeah, Jeff is a good runner. I get it in the clean ladder thing. Okay. I, I see Jeff doing the lifting thing. But I think when you're looking at a lot of the other events and opportunities that will be popping up, I think Ricky's going to be in there.

And there's something to say about an athlete that's constantly hungry. Like, what pressure, like if he fucks up on something, so what? He's already fucked up on something. If Jeff fucks up on something, then his mind's gonna blow up. Oh, so you think there is pressure? You think there's pressure? Jeff. Say that again, John. I think three of the four events that have been announced, Ricky will beat Jeff.

Which events are those? The run, swim, the mile, and the field swim. No way. He's not beating those? The run, swim, the mile and the field. No way. He's not beating him in the run swim. You here's the thing. Ricky has not been running a ton and working on his running. All he's been working on is his squatting and hinging. And you hear him talk about it in his video, right? But he, but Jeff is still one of the best runners in the field.

He's not, how is Ricky going to be Jeff in the run? Not that well, that is where Ricky could lead him, but not in the swim. He's not a good swimmer. You think, you think Ricky can run a sub five minute mile? Yes. Ricky is a, I think Ricky runs a four 50 mile. I think Rick is the best runner in the field. You're Taylor's right.

He has been squatting in. He's not the best runner in the field right now. Not right now. Who? Yellow hosta? Yellow hosta. A hundred percent a better run. I think Ricky's fashion.

Mazur Jukic is a better runner and Jeff Adlers. I don't think they are. Uh, Adam has Jeff beat Ricky at the run at rogue. It was a rock. It was a, you had to hold the bag. Yeah, but Ricky's a dog. Ricky's a dog. Or Horvath was third in that event. And you can't tell me that's running. Could we put up a poll, Caleb? Let's, can we we if we can do four, can we add Medeiros? Could we do Ricky? That's the other one. God, we're not even talking about him. It's crazy.

No, there is is just going to be seventh best at everything. I'm there at the end. So who do we have? Ricky Adler Roman. Hey Bailey Martin, suck my fat cock. Actually put Dallin in instead of Maderas. Put Dallin in. Is that the real Bailey Martin?

Yeah, probably. I hope he sucks it too. Gurgle play the gurgle sound clip. What did Bailey, what did Bailey say? Is he in the comments? That's what he said. That's what he said. He was gurgling.

He was come, he was gurgling my cum hawk. What's the question? Who's going to, who's going to win the games? Ricky G, Dallin P, Roman K, or Jeff A? OK. And then the real hot take, Tia Toomey, the goat the goat, uh, if she wins I mean, I think I think she already is the goat but I don't think it adds to her goat case any more than it already she already is Um, if you want to argue who's dominated the sport longer Than anybody else who has the most wins. It's tia. Um

For me matt frazer's the goat and I really don't think tia can do anything to beat that for me Wow, look at ricky mac man people love ricky Um, for me, Matt Frazer is the goat and I really don't think Tia can do anything to beat that for me. Wow. Look at Ricky Mack, man. People love Ricky. Uh, someone, someone commented that, uh, Jeff's body type isn't the type to win the games and I would counter and say that that's a freaking action figure. Yeah. I would, his body perfect.

Not, yeah. Not even saying like his leanness either just as proportions, like since Matt, I mean, and rich Jeff is probably the closest. I, yeah. I think Jeff Adler is the Tia Tumi body of on the men's side. His body's perfect. I think Ricky's body is better not to be gay, you know, I'm not to be like Bailey Martin or anything, but I would say Ricky's.

Oh, that's starting to sound pretty gay there, Taylor. Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky. No, he's got a little red. Ricky's oh certain sound pretty gay there Taylor Ricky's starting to look a little bit like a wrestler. He's getting a little top-heavy. What do you mean? Oh to not enough legs Yeah, he's getting middies getting a little bowlegged Do he's getting stout he's he's starting to look too much cock not enough ass He's looking starting to look a little I don't know You know like like how they get when they've been doing too much crossfit, they started to get a little bulky. The man get a little bulky.

Easy tiger Zane Zane saying I would suck him off. Suck who up. Before we, before we go on to the, uh, to continue to talk about you being the greatest, I'd like to introduce you to the word of the day, the word of the day is miss Andrey, miss Andry. That sounds just like raw. He works for Google. He works for Google. Misandry, dislike or contempt or ingrained prejudice against men. Misandry. That's 100% him. I'm so tired of all the misandry. The misandry. There's so this this world is just full of so much misandry. That's the word of the day. It's like misogyny, but

it's for men. Hey, I have a relevant question. What is an AP diameter? Anal penis? Ass pussyR. Howell, dudes, AP diameter is what dreams are made of. It's some waist to shoulders or something. Anthropomorphic maybe? No, I think Bailey's got it. Aspussy? It's anteroposterior. What is it? Anteroposterior.

Antero? Antero posterior. The front back yeah vertically from the anterior to posterior skin surface pubis is that like the pubis area it's a medical term i don't know holy fuck we're so off topic hey d, Dave's not gonna, Dave's not gonna approve this. Tomorrow at 3 p.m. Dave Kestrel will be in studio. Please DM me your questions you have for Dave or put them in the comments. I'll make sure to ask them. Anterior-posterior diameters, the distance between two opposite points on the anterior and posterior borders of the body is met. Jesus, J.R. How thick are you? It can also refer to the

distance from the front back and the specific body part such as the chest thorax or eyeball Like I probably have the biggest AP diameter here, oh Am I wrong you have that you definitely have the biggest ass biggest ass person here. You have the biggest ass pussy diameter bro. The fattest lady of all. That is true. That is true.

John is the thickest person here. He you he's like SpongeBob. Sorry Taylor. You're a mouse compared to him fucking talking about. If you see John in person you will. I saw him in person. I fucking put my dick in his butt in a workout. It's weird. He's weird looking

John doesn't look like he felt anything. I don't know what's going on. What happened? I bottomed out. He's got a huge ass for sure Doesn't mean he felt anything even with the exercise By the way, bill grunler is uh, uh his his mouth isn't syncs with his video and it's crazy I've never seen that before really god dang it. I'm like... But at least you're not frozen. Oh that's true. Taylor's Tia Toomey the greatest ever. There's too many people on here maybe that's what it is. I'll hop out and hop back in. It's Tia the greatest ever. Yes. Who? Who is it Taylor? Tia for sure. Tyler Watkins greatest ever Tia Toomey. As much as I want to say Rich yes it's Tia. Although I heard... Rich, yes, it's to you. Bill Groner.

I don't want to say it either, but yeah, I mean, you can't you can't refute our numbers. Why don't you want to say just because Rich has done so much with the teams and the individual and he was the original fucking one man dynasty. Is that why? Yeah, I mean, not only not only did he have his individual wins, but he was able to keep on winning within our sport and making the sport relevant and winning it wasn't in there. It's not just the Subjective wow, he's done nice things for CrossFit, but like he

Just been in the game winning for so long rich gets a few rich probably won the spirit of the games award five times T has never won it at least At least five times for that. Go ahead, Mr. Taylor. Do you think Rich ever at mayhem or maybe elsewhere wouldn't let other athletes watch him do workouts or was super concerned with other athletes seeing him do poorly at stuff? You think he cared?

He talks about that with Dan. What'd he say? He said that him and Dan would get weird leading up to regionals He was like they would kind of hide workouts from each other They would do one when one wasn't looking and stuff like that. They would try to figure out what the other one did He's talked about that. I don't know I I haven't I've never heard him say anything like that Cuz I heard some weird shit about T of being a massive pussy at proven not letting people see her workouts before semi-finals

I've heard something similar to that too. Yeah, I don't think I don't think rich had that if he had that Maybe he had some weird shit with Dan But the most I've heard about riches is that you're at his house and it's nine o'clock at night and he's like hey I'm gonna do one more workout and you're like fuck Do you think, do you think that's like a Matt Frazer symptom of being around him? The, Oh, don't let anybody see what you're doing in the dark so that you can shine in the light, bro. You know what I mean?

Like you think that's a. I think it's a, that was good. I'm motivated. I think it's definitely a type a move. Type a. Yeah, I don't, I'll tell you this. If T move type a yeah, I don't If Tia does do that, I don't think she needs to do that. I don't think it's relevant I don't think anyone's basically I I'm staying strong fast with steadfast with

T and Matt have cracked the code on how to win the CrossFit Games if you want to know how to win the CrossFit Games Just do what they did. The fact is is that no one is mentally strong enough to do it. I to games, just do what they did. The fact is, is that no one is mentally strong enough to do it. I, I disagree with that, with that comment. Yeah. I don't think it's that they figured out how to win. Everybody's working. There are just, you look at all the greats at whatever sport, it's not that they

figured it out, they just had the skills and they were able to line everything up. I mean, they worked hard and deserve everything they got, but let me give you an example code. Yeah. Let me give you an example. So, and I'm just completely making this up. There's no truth to this. and deserved everything they got, but it's not a code. Yeah, let me give you an example. So, and I'm just completely making this up. There's no truth to this, but Matt went to bed every single night at 8 p.m.

No matter what, even if his house was on fire, he would find a hotel room, there was never an excuse. I don't think other people are disciplined like that. I think the same is true with Tia. I don't think that was Rich's code. I think Rich had a different code, but I think Tia and Matt have a discipline that's so fucking intense and gnarly

that other people can't do it. They're just mentally not fucking tough enough to always eat every day exactly at 12.01 in 15 seconds, to not use a sharp knife, to make sure that, I just, I think that they have a code that breaks people like Hopper and Mal O'Brien and whatever Pancik or Brooke had to leave proven. I just think that it's too hard. They have opportunity to be able to do that with the winnings that they've had to where

they can set up and have to do not worry about anything else other than white privilege. No I'm talking about winning privilege. I don't think Fraser had that when he's working out in mama's and daddy's garage. No, that time, that's like old school Mr. T stuff. And yeah, there are athletes that they excel when they are grinding. Like they like the pain, they like to get in there. Not every athlete. And look at pick any other sport.

Not every single athlete works that way but it doesn't mean that they can't win if they find what works for them yeah they can't win if someone if there's people shittier than them what i'm saying i don't think that other athletes in their camp can do what they do because they're not them they're right but i'm saying that if you did do what they did you would win and you had the makeup no they had yeah exactly what they're doing right you just don't know about it because they're not winning Jane and Tia only had sex once last year and that was how well I agree. I agree. Well, let's agree on that I agree with that too But but I take anything away from what those guys have done. I mean by any means I just don't I don't think that

It's I don't think it's a matter of eating at 1201 only like the discipline I get it but the um There are other athletes that have been disciplined and they don't have the the gifts that those two have Even more so maybe yeah like neurotic Well, now you're back to what i'm saying Yeah, like neurotic. Well, now you're back to what I'm saying. Yeah, what about it? If you're not neurotic, you're not gonna be... if you can go be with them and pick and follow in their footsteps of their fucking obsession,

then you have a significantly greater chance of winning than anybody else in the field. But what I'm saying is... You have a significant chance of working hard is what you have, I think. Yeah, I think. Yeah. I think that there have been athletes who are more, even more neurotic than they are and not half the athlete that they were an example. Tell me one just out of curiosity. I don't think there are any who Camille was pretty weird. Bethany Flores.

Oh yeah. There you go. Okay. Anthony Flores. Oh, yeah, there you go. Okay. I think what you are saying, it's not the acts of 1201 meal time every day and APM bedtime. It's the mental edge that they have because of that. They in their mind, they have convinced themselves that because they have

controlled every single controllable, they've convinced themselves of this. They're like the thought police for their own fucking brain. Right. Right. They have controlled every single variable. No one has a chance to beat them. And they take the floor, not only with an incredible physical and athletic prowess that's better than the rest of the field, but mentally they know it. If you know, if you, they win the battle before it even starts, so to speak, like they've already won the games before they even show up And they know it and they know it to such an extent that everybody else knows it and so you're fucked No, dan bailey was nothing more dan bailey was no different than dray strome. He was rich's training partner

I like dray strom. He's I like strong too, but he's rich's training partner Well, I don't like dan bailey so they're quite different But i'm just saying dan bailey was rich's training partner and the byproduct of that was he got to tag along to the games and play. That was it. Dan Bailey's biceps look like he stuck it in that hydro cock pump. We got sent. I didn't get my punk cock pump yet. You didn't get it. No, uh, Ariel low in second place. Boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy. That's tough. It's just wrong. It's not, uh, Ariel low in second, boy. That's tough. It's just wrong. It's not. Uh, area alone in second, man.

Emma Lawson. Oh, she's going to, I don't know, man. Laura Horvath. Yeah. Where's Laura? No one said Laura. She's not Laura. Laura.

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Do not I bet you could jam your cocking balls all up to the one Are you gonna now we're gonna get a picture of that in the game that thread aren't we? We're not really getting a picture later guys I I had a friend who got really big into enemas and he gave himself a hydrogen peroxide enema and And fucked up his whole shit, dude. That's bad, right Caleb? Okay, that's way. Yeah Very bad. But listen, dude, if all my if any of my friends would do something like that, it would be you Taylor So I don't like you don't put in the cock pump places

I don't want you like you're like, oh you get this brilliant idea to give yourself a fucking hydrogen peroxide enema Hell yeah, you should try it it How about a how about it like a fentanyl enema just like boofing drugs is that I mean Yeah, okay, okay this this breaks my heart To have to speak honestly about this workout Okay, let's play the video first, okay, this is a vent number eight so we know event number One now that's the run swim run six seven and eight and we know event number six which is

six, seven, and eight. And we know event number six, which is the sprint. With the, yeah, potentially a sandbag. We don't know if it's two events or if it's a split up. And then we know Chad. And then there's a cut, and then there's this event after the cut. Here we go. Can you scroll down so I can see Cody's comment? He just lit the ladder.

His weight choices. 30 athletes will go through the first round of five bars. Then we'll take the 20 fastest times, and 20 athletes will go through the second round with four bars from that will take the top 10 times and 10 athletes will go through three bars. How many cuts did it take him to make this video? So, so this is filming. Okay. Keep going. I was wondering. I know we will, but this is clean. This would be fun to watch. Right. This is clean right here. Yeah. It's boring boring as fuck. I mean how many clean layers have we seen? Love you. Sorry. That's it So so far clean. Okay, here we go. Now watch this mess here on the first round

The first weight you will do three reps with that bar Then you'll advance the second bar and you will do two reps and then the third bar one, one and one. On the second round for the first bar you'll do two eight, two reps. Then one, one and one. On the final round with the three bars you will do one rep of each dude you know how dave is a psychopath how you see how he did all his ones yeah he did all of the ones going up and then on the last one he went down down three he did actual ones he changed totally writing three times dude that's some Dahmer shit. Hey, I really don't like this.

This doesn't seem like Dave. This isn't clean. I don't like this 3211. I don't like this 3211. Like why not, if you're going to do, why not do 54321, 4321, uh, 321? Like what, like what the fuck is going on here? I mean, I I like the multiple reps I know it's not clean but it gives the people like if you can touch and go that first weight like it Sensivizes people to try to do that. I don't think anyone's I don't think that's gonna be who wins that first part or not

I think the weights are gonna be too heavy I think the weights are gonna be exactly what we've seen in the past And this is how like people are touching going to 75. Why would you touch and go to 75? It's a final give us the weights here. They'll give us the weights and then we'll get rest in between Get up to John like 365 was that the last one I He didn't list the weights. Oh, I know he did but like the last time we did a squat clean ladder and I think it's gonna be the same weights instead of increasing the weights. That's why these reps are there. That's what I think Oh, I I think it's gonna end on 365 on this way. Yeah It's 345 345 was the after after field 50 was the bar muscle-up one, but that was like

after field sprint after Chad the next morning Mile run you got to reward the people that can do it though But do you think 10 people can do it and it can do? 365 in a tight time domain and make it a race why it's not a tight time domain And I think whenever you get to that, it's not a race. It's just who can do it If it's not a tight time domain, then it's the tightest time domain Yeah, okay Go look at 2018 when nicky ranker won the clean and jerks ladder speed ladder It's not a reddit. It's just who can do it. If it's not a tight time domain, then it's four and a half. It's the tightest time domain. Yeah, okay, go look at 2018 when Nicky Ranker won the Clean and Jerk speed ladder.

They were walking and taking their time and resting and they were missing the third barbell. And that's why it was boring. And that's how it's going to be. And that's why it was boring. That was a boring event. Okay, hold on one second. Bill, I want to hear your take on the bars. Caller, hi. Hey. Hello? on one second. Bill, I want to hear your take on the bars. Call or hi.

Hey. Hello. Hello. Am I live? What's the matter if you're live? What's up, Sevan? It's Plumber. Hey, has anyone thought that maybe it's not a barbell queen? What if it's a sandbag? No, he drew bars. No, he didn't draw bars. Does he say barbell at any point? It looks like a bar. No, he says clean ladder. He doesn't say barbell. He says clean ladder. No, not on the notepad, but when he's writing it out, does he say first bar, three reps? Oh, and let's listen. Let's listen. Pretty sure he does. That's a great point though. Oh, let's see. 30 athletes will go through the first round, 20 athletes to the second round, 10 athletes to the third round to determine our overall winner. Guess the weights for all three rounds in the comment section and win a Go Rruck prize package, a clean ladder. 30 athletes will go through the first round of five bars.

Five bars. Okay. He says bars. All right, well, thank you. Yep. That's all a misdirection. These are the, it doesn't matter. Okay, I want to hear Gronler. So let's let's let's look at this a second

So what do you think it starts at these these these first five bars? If if I'm saying that if they have the three reps of the first and then two and then one one one I could see them being Because they're gonna do the multiples that what what did the that start out for the 2018? Ladder John was it 225 to no no it was I thought a 45 to 75 no The very first round the opening round no. Oh for the cleaning cleaning jerk one. Yeah, 45 to 45 Okay, so I could see very easy see 245 to 25 somewhere right in there. Yeah, like I like I like I like those numbers That's for you cleaning jerk though. I think it's gonna be heavier than that.

I know, well, but it depends what they make them do. I know that they just say clean ladder. It would be cool if they made them squat, but we would have just come off of Chad. So I don't think that they'll have them squat necessarily. But I can see them just going like, all right, clean it. And you're gonna have to do three, even if they did three at 22, uh, 25, two at

255 and then one at 165 one at 270 one at 275 they could still do that Let me ask a dumb question here that last bar when there's 30 athletes out there that won one will that be? Um less weight than when there's 20 and there's one two Yeah, do you think it's going to progressively get heavier as the yeah? Yes Yeah, I think the first bar will be heavier than the last bar in subsequent subsequent rounds. Okay. The design, I can see it looking like this one right here. Okay. Can you put that back? Sorry, Caleb. Can you put that back? So you think it's going to start at 2 45 and then let's go back to that discussion we're having. I do think I agree with whoever said that touching goes going to be relevant. Uh,

I don't think I know whoever said it's not going relevant. That's absolutely going to be the differentiator, uh, uh, in that first round. How could it not be the last bar to be so yeah. First off, if you guys are saying that it's two, it's two 75. We know you think last bar no ways. What do you think? Stop stop stop stop stop you get rest No, the last last ball of the first round retarded five two seventy five. It's two seventy five That's not gonna be before we go with these numbers round one. Holy fuck. Okay, what do you think? The heaviest more I think the barbell starts at 275 on round one at a minimum, probably 285.

I would imagine it's three reps at 285, two reps at 305, then 315, 325, 335. No way. They have to be. Round one? Here's why. Here's why. No way. What do you think the heaviest barbell is going to be, Taylor? 355. Do you want to know how it gets there?

They're not going to go from 325 at the end of the first round and only 30 pounds from round two and round three. Why? He likes to go up every single bar. Listen, listen, have you ever done a weightlifting wave? This is how it works. 3, 285, 2, 305, 1, 315, 325, 335. Listen, shut up. Round two, back off. Round two, two bars, three 15, then three 25, three 35, three 45 round three, three 35, three 45, three 55. That's going to be the way you're right. Let's look at 2018 and see if they did that.

John, he's never, I don't think he's ever once done that. He's never, he's never blended it like that. No, he's never. No, no, they've also not done three reps at the same barbell and then two reps and then one. They've always done one. But it's always been his ladder, dude. He's not come on now. How creative has he ever done his ladders? This is how I think it's going to be. I think the last way in the first round, Taylor, is going to be way lighter than what you said. I think it's going to start at the same weight that you said. I think it's going to go to 85 to 95, 305, three, 10, three 15. That's retarded. If they do, that's how 2018 was. That's how it's not 2018. That's how 2021 was whenever they did the running and the cleaning. That's how he does it. Taylor, you're arguing with the guy who only believes it when he sees it. You can't, you can't argue with this. Okay. Where I am wrong in history and tell me where you're only

relying on what has been seen and not what can happen that you program. I'm out, John. What programmer cares more than any other programmer and doing listen, let me finish. What programmer likes doing things more than what program more than anyone else has asolid cock pump hard on for doing something different that no one else has seen before Just because he wants to fucking fool you The only person who cares about that is Dave. So why would you get stuck in a rut about what? He's only done in the past because look at at the three workouts that he's programmed before this. It's stuff he's already done in the past. Chad may never be done. Chad never been done. Swim.

Long monostructural that nobody likes. Always done. That's not true. He's only ever done a run, swim, run and he's never done a swim longer than what? Are you with me Bill? 400 meters without fins? I am. I am. I think the twist is the three reps, the two reps, the one rep. That's am I think I think the twist I think the twist is the three reps the two reps the one rep That's what I think. It's the same thing as when he does like they can yeah That's what I think it is like okay instead of upping the weight We're gonna up the reps on you and make you enforce you to have to go touch and go on it That's what I think I do want to say I do want to say this too We are only talking about the men's way. This is not miss Andri

Kate Kate come ire Colton 100% went touch and go and testing now everyone is fucked. Thank the iron hog He's getting back at all of you. Yeah, I'm sure The demo team has been coming in and out of Roma's, California and I think that's pretty accurate that Colton probably smashed that. Baba Loblaw, did you all hear John Young playing in the background at the end of Guy's new mayhem video, the part where they're asking him about people who talk about you? Oh, no. Oh, did he really? John Young was in that video, dude. Yeah, I felt bad when I saw it. Wow. Why what happened? What's the, what about you? No, I stand, I stand by what I said and I'll say it again, but I still, I still felt bad about it.

That's it. Is he going to get to do this workout? This is the workout after the cut. John. Yeah. I think he, I think he's going to make the cuts. Yeah. Does Danny Spiegel get to do this?

That's a, that's a good question. This is the workout after the cut John Yeah, I think he I think he's gonna make the cuts. Yeah Does Danny Spiegel get to do this? That's a better a bigger call than key fuck. No. Hey, I have a question. Is this helping? No, all right. Well fuck you anyways, so I think so because she only has to make the first cut for this This isn't the top 20. It's top 30 He's not making top 30 this year with with the mile run and the three and a half mile run, the swim and Chad. Fuck no. Just has to beat the Brazilians and the Asians. See ya. See ya. And then she can't run faster than Joanne.

There's five. There's five workouts in between. She can't. She can't beat Joanne Young, dude. I got my fucking girl with the headband. It's going down pepper beat um, gee in the mile run. Yes. Yeah Who won't I mean geez gonna be near the end of that right? No Gee, I think he will be middle of the pack and all in all of the events that we've not Chad Maybe not but the run swim. I think he will be yeah, trying to say on this. I'm trying to visualize this. And maybe it's so simple. I'm just Jr. How what if the weights don't change in every round, they

just roll the first bar away? Like you just say, heavier weights like the tailors. That would be the first one. So all he's doing is that having five bars, you take one away and do the exact same thing. So just like what Taylor was saying, heavier weights start weights need to be heavier and then right? You take away that first one and then the second one for that 35 has to be it has to be heavier than 335 I think I think that's more likely I think that's more likely than the last barbell on round one

Being lighter than the first barbell on round two Do you think that if it's too heavy though, you're going to drop too many people right out of that first 10 rather than having that gradual split and run up as you want. You want to kind of get rid of the, obviously the, the, the, the weakest of the group and then get that middle fight and then up at the top. Cause if you do too heavy, you're going to bail it. You're going to drop everybody. Yeah. But if the, I mean,

I know you still are only going to drop 10, but like you're going to get people that Yeah, but if the, I mean, I know you still are only going to drop 10, but like, you're going to get people that get stuck in the 20 and they're not even going to be able to move. If it's like that and the last weight is 355, and then they just remove a weight like that, if it's like that, then you're absolutely right. They're not touching going, they're not power cleaning people.

That's what I expect. But if it's not like that, if it's a race, like how it always has been, then I think that absolutely they're going to touch and go that first way. It incentivizes you to do so. Does Guy win this? I think so.

I think it's his to lose. Does Danny win this? That's a harder call. She's not gonna be able to do it. You think? I think Laura Horvath, Tia. Tia beats the Jeff. And honestly.

Jeff, you don't think Jeff will be on this. No. For what this is, it's execution man. That's a great. That's no he is so he is so fast, stronger than half and way more explosive. If it was a one rep max, I would agree with Guy, but I think Jeff moves a barbell like he's so strong at moving it. But he is a lot faster. Yeah, he is the most efficient mover in the field when it comes

to a barbell. It's not even close. But what about the conditioning? What about the conditioning? Yeah, that doesn't play. And the conditioning, it's the fucking anaerobic time domain. It's the anaerobic, the phosphage and creative pathway. And Guy, what did he win the 800 or the 550 yards? Chase, put that down for a jeopardy question, Chase that down he's a freak is in that time domain are you tired of living with your husband would you like big daddy government to take care of you you can divorce your husband today please call bob lobelaw the family attorney specifically bob lobelaw Squire. Thank you. Okay. Who would y'all had it? I just, I had to deal with my sponsors. Sorry about that. And uh, Laura in this or Tia. I think Laura and Danny both beat Tia in this, but um, who do y'all have?

Danny beats Tia. No way, dude. Danny's not in anything. They're allowed to power dude. Danny's power clean is probably more than everybody. Yeah. If they have a dog eating contest Yeah, let me let me ask you. Let me ask you this if there's ten guys Broke him got him God okay, you're off the show

Oh god, okay. You're off the show. If there's, if there's, uh, I didn't even, I'm, I didn't know who set up at the hot dog eating contest. Wow. Who do you think? Yeah, that's what I assumed. I just have to, that was Tyler. Yeah. Um, if there's 10 people and there's only three bars, what does that, what does that mean? Does that mean there's going to be a tie or do they, that means the time cap is going to be so long on that that they want to make sure that everyone finish it? Like how do you do that? You make them heavy. I don't think it's a long time cap.

What if there's a time cap and eight of the guys are stuck at the first bar? No? No, they won't make it. Their round two time would be the tiebreaker. You've got a good point for the weight being lower because they're going to want them to get through. You're right. I think the people who get work out strongest. We've seen it so many times. Oh, so that's a good point. So if they do do that if there's a tie they'll they'll go to whoever finished the round two Probably faster. Okay. Well, I mean you would think that would be a that would be a great tiebreaker for that It would be a smart one. Let's see now if that happens, who knows but that would be a smart one guys. Listen, listen, listen crazy

the 2024 crossfit games is the same As every other crossfit game these programs fucking hey, uh taylor Did you not like 2015 through 2018 those years? Well, they were all different until they started not becoming different because he started doing the same shit over and over again Taylor had a hard on though for doing something different all the time. Yeah, which does but he's failing failure Taylor when you put that cock pump on

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I'm sure you've been in some sort of men's group. This is my first locker room. This is like Wednesday night Bible study for John. Same dick picture. Okay. All right. I'm right, that's too far and uh can't be bought can be bought by the right buyer Penis pumps. I want a cock pump as a sponsor because joe rogan's first sponsor was a flesh line I think that's super that means we've made it. Yeah, I think that's cool, too. Okay. Here we go. Um Yeah, I think that's cool, too. Okay, here we go. Um, oh, this fucking guy, Maddo Keith on the Dave Castro podcast. Here we go.

We're thinking about playing with internally not thinking about we're definitely gonna do it. But some of the details aren't worked out. But at the end of the games, we're gonna have a top training camp award. And it's kind of gonna be, yeah, it's not gonna be like, we're gonna give it on the floor, I'm gonna keep it underground this year, we'll have a trophy for it. And then from that, hand it out.

So what's not determined yet is the rules around it, but it'll be completely like performance based. So where my head is right now with it, and you can give some feedback later if you wanna send me an email, but I'm thinking like top three placing athletes who identify with the camp for like golf scores, the lowest score.

So let's say for example, name three of your athletes and it could be male or female. So Jason Hobbitt, well Samuel Kwant. Wrong. Put Patrick Downer. Jason takes second, Brooke takes also second and then Samuel Kwant takes fourth. So your team would have a total of eight, eight points. And then so proven proven athletes, same thing, let's say Tia wins, she gets one point, and then their next best athlete gets nine points. So they're, they're not in the so what we have to determine is total number of people to play minimum number of people. And, and then the point system will probably be something like that. And I'm thinking at registration. We talked to the team basically having athletes, uh

Identify with like what camp they're they're rolling with. Oh, I know that's really cool Uh, just for fun. Honestly, I love it Okay Does that mean? Or can I unfuck a couple things real quick, please? All right, jason hopper brooke wells, neither them are hwp athletes. They're both crash athletes Okay, 100% Pat Velner also not hwp. Oh, okay All right. We're good. Do they have any athletes? Uh

Yeah, yeah, they do they do Fucking my bar name. I bars. My bar isra is not an hwpo athlete. Why not? He was on there. Same reasons that hopper's not. Okay. Victor hoffer I think it's stupid. Wait. Oh you do you do 100. I think it's dumb. Okay. Hold on a second Why do you think it's dumb? Um, you went to you wrestled in college and there was a you you could win and then your team could win Yeah, and but this is this is a complete individual sport and all I've seen so is wrestling so is All I've seen so far is when the mothership does these Handshakes with their big names that they want to do their boys club whether that's Tia and the boys club or not

They do all these things like hey, we're gonna let you guys go ahead and program We're gonna let you guys go ahead and program for the for the mass over here and then hey, we're gonna come up with the new weirdo event a weirdo award kind of like the The spirit of the games award which means nothing to do nothing and takes up time and whatever just concentrate on the games don't come up with some dumb thing that is going to end up being some some political weird dumb thing to try to like promote tia or to promote you want to you know matter or whatever i think it's a waste of that. You know what you're not he's doing? Play that.

What if what if we get like, Ricky, Laura and Jeff, just to identify with the seven podcasts, and that's the training camp that they are on. So they have to name the seven party Foxcatcher. I like this. I don't want Laura on my team. Savon would have Justin might be a little pissed about the way he shows up to your house. Like if we, like, that's all you had to do is just get three of the top people just to say, I, they identify with you, even though they don't just, just to

show how stupid it is. Does this mean underdogs former athletes don't count for the games? Yeah, it does. So athletes that were underdogs up until a month ago are now proven that were poached. Like your boyfriend, Bailey Martin. He's not my well, I would say he's more like my twink or something like my little side piece. Like the guy. I don't know. I want to see you are able to get in. Oh, no. OK.

OK. Well, I'm not going to care. Bill, let me push back on this a little bit. So you go to Jiu-Jitsu tournaments, right? And there'll be 50 teams there. When you register for a Jiu-Jitsu tournament, you have to put what team you're on. There's a drop down menu. When you go to it, when Ohio State wrestles Iowa, you may win your match, but your Ohio State may lose if they don't win enough points.

They don't have it necessarily in football, but I don't know what the divisions are, but they have divisions there too. Like they'll be like the best quarterback, the best running backs are always in the central Northwest or why are you opposed to it being a piece of the... It's not a team sport. It's not a team sport. You're in a camp. You're not on a team. You're in a camp I think that's different as a team like when you look at the I gave you two examples where it's not wrestling Wrestling has it in jujitsu has it what's wrong? You're on a team when I'm on when I'm on Cal Poly It's Cal Poly's team and they are scoring the events that you're doing for your people and all that kind of stuff

So there is that element but like that's not with this. That's not what the CrossFit Games is. But I also make an argument somewhere. Go for it. Here's the line. What are we trying to do with it? Yeah, it does. Tyler, give me one second. It's start Cal Poly.

You go to school there, you fucking pay, or you have a scholarship to go to school there. You know what? HWPO, Jason doesn't train there. Brooke doesn't train there. They go to fucking Spartanburg and train with JR instead and have JR set up all their fucking competition stuff, but somehow their HWPO camp? Yeah, camp, not team.

Okay, okay. And I don't want to pick on HWPO, but listen, you could say the same thing about mayhem that there's 20,000 people who buy mayhem programming. Okay, then, right. So then what about what about what about this? And what about the Masters athletes? Do they count in the camp because they're part of the camp? Do the teen athletes count in the camp because they're part of the camp? And if that's the case, if we're talking the true camp, the true team, everyone that represents and identifies as that

team, everyone should count, which means that you don't put you don't give the score at the end of the games you get at the end of the season, which is at the end of the all the competition. Which ends up making it done. So the problem that you got, they're trying to grow the games will plumber. So the problem. So the problem both of you guys have with it is the fact that it's too it's to the line of what camp you're in or what team you're on is too vague. And it's going to become a political mess as opposed to something that adds value.

It's going to become already too much good old boys. It already, it already kids voting for homecoming Queenie. Let me, let me, let me push. Oh, come on guys. It is. It's bullshit. Let me, let me push back. Yeah.

I think you guys are all stuck in right now because I agree with right now this year But like and I don't think he rolled it out very well like if you're gonna do this like incentivize it with money or do something else other than like talking about it on your Phone ends the wrong mess, but next year. No, they're competing for points They're do it becomes more of the polytech thing right now. There's no incentive for it to be a polytech thing and for your affiliate, you need to train with the affiliate, you need to be part of that affiliate, you need to be training with them, and they need to be, not just I identify as or whatever. And I know that Dave said he doesn't have it all laid out, but to me, it's like, why even waste the time to do that? Can you put your energies into the games

rather than like, hey, Tia, we're gonna do something for you. Hey, Matt, let's do this cool thing so we can give an award to your team, or hey, over here, we're gonna, it's just, it's- Well, isn. We're gonna win it every isn't mayhem mayhem gonna win it every year doesn't matter not if it scored the way that Dave talked about Romans they're only top athlete and who had that comment lucky camera straps that's is that should be how they score it but but they won't do it that way. Well points Why would they I said aggregate points should be total? Here's why you can't do well, that's not how they do it

Doesn't matter. That's not how they do tournaments. They just add a podium people. Is this a jujitsu? I think you have to pick like top ten. I think I don't think you can go down. No, I don't think you can go down all 40. But there's only if there's only one jujitsu event. There's all these other things they need to test in CrossFit. So I think it should be the aggregate points of each athlete on each workout added together. Whoever has the highest point total wins. All of their people are just in the average or top three of their account. Is that how it, because everybody doesn't have as many athletes, right? No, I think it should be all of their athletes.

And this right here is why I think it's a waste of time to even mess with it because you start looking at all this other stuff rather than just the athletes going out there and do what they need to do so we can see who the fittest is. And it is a waste of time, I also agree. I think it sends a wrong message. A hundred percent, dude. What happened when you're old?

I on a grand getting a fucking trophy made instead of interviewing athletes and asking them, Hey, how did you start CrossFit? What was your CrossFit journey? Like that's a better commercial. That's a better piece of media or content for CrossFit instead. Hey, let's make a trophy that we're just gonna fucking give to Tia. I'm not against either of you, but I also don't wanna throw the baby out

with the bath water. Why are they doing this? Where's all the money in the community? Besides the gyms, it's in the camps. They're trying to pull money out of this. And I do think there's a way to leverage this to create more interest in the sport. I just don't think this was the way to do it.

No, that's not the way to do it. The way to do it is to get in the athletes faces and have athletes show some fucking vulnerability, not just at the games, but year round. We don't know who they are. And when the ones we do know who they are, they're fucking boring. If you wanna have a camp competition, if this is supposed

to be the camp team competition, then you put those camps together and you have a whole other competition where you make them do a setup for that specifically. This has nothing to do with the teams in the camps. This has to do with the individual CrossFit athlete. I mean, the teams are sort of on the side, but like, well, then what do you even do with that? What about the athletes that are on the teams for the different camps? Like, how do you score all that?

It just adds, it's just too, it's too messy. In a way Tyler, it takes away from the Heat 1 World Cup too. It's because we get all of these freaking competitions. Eventually people just don't care about any of them. What's sad about this is- It should happen on Heat 1 is where it should happen. Nowhere else. Just don't care about any of them. What's sad about this is to have an on heat one is where it's an app and nowhere else What is most sad about this is Dave?

Create hype for athletes that should be creating their own hype Why is fucking Dave the director of the games? Doing the job that the athletes should be fucking doing look at the UFC Dana. Why it's not doing Conor McGregor's job for him Look at the UFC, Dana White's not doing Conor McGregor's job for him. UFC is a better media team. But you have a good, you have, you're making an interesting point in who makes the most content for other athletes in other sports and it's the team that they're on. And so if you incentivize the teams to get in the game, like the hard work pays off is not making all the content that they could if they made money off of their athletes.

This is the thing, they are not gonna make content because Matt's core belief is don't show people what you do in the dark so that you can shine in the light, bro. Fuck, I figured again. I would argue Mayhem does a good job of making content. I think Mayhem does a really good job.

I do think Taylor is right, and this might go back to what Bill is saying, but I mean, in regards to what people have the ability to do or what they have the time or the resources to do But look at Rebecca fusile only made it to the games once or twice makes content promotes herself Look at look at all these female track athletes who No one would know who they are But they got millions of followers because they wear their bathing suit up in their ass and they fucking pole vault and they might be 10th best in the fucking in their

region, but they got 2 million followers cause they do something on Instagram. Yeah. None of those athletes will ever make any money close enough to what tiger makes retweet has a whole system behind him. It's the fakest stuff on the internet. Remember during the open, when Matt posted a clip of a time on the clock after 24.3 was like my attempt And then you watch the video and it's him doing it partner style like one-to-one Without him what dude that was so fucking annoying. Yeah, okay

Hillers Hillers a video that he had with Justin Kotler when he was asking He's like they were talking about Tia and he's like, okay What do you think about what do you think about that and Justin's talking about a resume and he's like what resume? what athletes are on there he's like well Tia and Someone change resume. I mean Colton Just so what so it's a one- team that we're going to be like that. It's just a waste of time. This this event and not to pump, not to the pump the Heat One app necessarily.

But this is something that's like an offshoot where it's like, hey, what about this other stuff over here? That's this shouldn't be game stuff. This should be like the offshoot all the heat one fun app over under type stuff Who do you think it's gonna be the who do you think has the best camp? That's where that goes not that you should be have some circulating trophy that that goes on I just don't I don't see the need for it. It doesn't hype me up at all I want to see who's gonna win for the men and who's for the women I don't give a crap what team they came from because and maybe this goes back to my purest stuff like I'm not one of the Uh, I I have a hard time

Watching athletes go to different camps, which is just basically some some template of programming whether it's invictus Whether it's proven whether it's whatever and they think that because tl1 I'm now going to be a champion because I'm doing the template a program of Whatever I see Masters athletes doing that all the time. They're like, oh, yeah, I'm Victor's Masters like and What's it done for you? Like that doesn't do anything for you At least you know, like if you're gonna do Sentinel or something like that, you're gonna have Taylor It's gonna in there telling you what's happening. You know what I mean?

BMF belt is equally as silly as the UFC. I agree. Although the BMF fights are absolutely amazing. The BMF belt is silly. Let me play this. Let me play this clip right here. This is a really powerful piece. If you haven't seen this, I'm guessing most of you have seen this 75,000 views, almost 400 comments. Great video. She came in, there was Danielle, there was Bethany, there was Carrie. She was able to chase them every day. and she would look at me and be like You know, what should I do?

And I'd be like, you know what you should do should get on Carrie's hip and you should do whatever fuckers do You want to get better? Like that's what you do. You want to be professional? That's what you do It wasn't there It was weird for her to think or watching this video are not subscribing by you five women in the world But I don't have these young girls are coming up to me or they maybe they're They're this dance and I think she felt a little bit strange about that because I think she's very generous Oh But this couch is throughout the entire video right it's true It's fantastic couch. Great couch.

But basically, what you're saying, Bill, is he says that Shane's an amazing athlete. Amazing coach. Amazing coach. Amazing coach. And that goes back to the fact of like, to what we were talking about originally, like they've cracked the code for Tia.

You guys say that they've cracked the code for Tia. I think that Shane's cracked the code for everyoneia. You guys say that they've cracked the code for Tia. I've said, I think, I think that Shane's cracked the code for everyone, but can everyone do it and who else has succeeded that you just can't do it. They just can't do it. I don't think it's fair to say that any athlete, you think Justin did it the same way Matt and Tia did? No, but I will say this Adam Neifer is fucking one of a kind. Do you think Laura's doing it the same way Matt and Tia are?

is fucking one of a kind. Do you think Laura is doing it the same way Matt and Tia are? Uh Laura is I think Laura's a bit of an isolationist I think. That's what they're different. All the best are. This is me. That's what I mean there's not a formula. I don't think that there's a formula. It's finding out it's working with that particular athlete and understanding what they do I don't think that Matt and Tia are the exact same. I Mean not that they don't work hard or whatever, but like those two were like touched being You know what I mean? Like they have genetic capacity they have Incredible gifts they've been given and wrongs. Crazy lungs. Lungs. Oh, lungs.

I thought he said wrong. I'm like, what the hell are you talking about? Crazy lungs. I mean, Bill was kidnapped. No, they're lungs. I was like, what? I was starting to feel like John right there.

What? No, they're lungs. Their lungs are insane. That true. Yeah, they got pretty good lungs. And they work hard. They, you know, there's, there's a grit to them for sure. But I don't think that it's a a plus B equals C formula

It's not it's not like that coaching isn't like that coaching is finding out what you need for that athlete to get the most out of them There's a food fight in the comment section. Go ahead Caleb. Yeah, I'm saying Obviously, I mean, you know Shane is Shane and they've got you know, they've got quite the resume there. Tia's done some amazing things and I'm sure he'll do great. Alongside Tia, what does that resume include? Well, I guess we have Colton now and they have- That's not a resume, that's an athlete. Justin did a great job of being diplomatic.

I appreciate that. They've done an excellent job of bringing in really good coaches, bringing in really good athletes. He's trying so hard. And I'm curious to see from there where it goes. I think there's been a lot of turnover there. And I think that they probably realized last year because of, I'd say the performance of a few of the athletes and

maybe from what happened with a couple of them leaving. I think that you've seen them make a shift in the things that they're doing. I give them kudos for trying to change the path of stuff. I think Shane's a really smart guy, to be honest. He and I have had a great relationship over the years and I'm sure that he and I will continue to be cordial and friendly.

Sweet tap dance shoes right there. Sweet tap dance shoes. By the way, if you wanna drink the best coffee in the CrossFit space, head over to Proven headquarters in Nashville. There is a brand new Paper Street Coffee coffee shop inside. And I do believe that that is the secret. Um, can I, we, no, I, we had, he should have turned it around on

him. What he should have said was what does a good resume look like for a training camp? Taylor, what does a resume look like for a training? What does it, what, what a good resume? There was no good way to answer that question because I don't know that it's an answerable question It is an answerable question How many athletes do you take basically from scratch and send them to the games and I would argue there's only one camp That does that and that's mayhem. Hey, shut the fuck up

Also in the comments all of you people trash and kefir shut the fuck up You literally have zero idea what you're talking about He's not shady. He's a good dude. I like him a lot if you're gonna talk shit about him You're talking shit about me little fuckers shut up Alright is he key listen anytime there's gonna be a move like that people are gonna get freaked out The timing is what made it so bad. And keep her in an underdog. It's worse than what it would be. I don't think it would be anything if it was after the game. You don't know all the money somewhere and there's nowhere for you to go and a massive

opportunity like shows itself. You don't just fucking a penis pump company wants to respond to you and you don't have any cash. I'm with you but I'm saying the timing of it made it made people think it's shady that's what I'm saying that's why they think it's shady just because the timing. Uh Adam has with Brooke and Saxon after only a year leaving Proven you'd think people wouldn't want to join. Grace Walton could be training with Ricky and Guzan instead of Kyra. Maybe some people are just training camp hoppers. I don't think that's a bad thing. What if Kyra and Grace are like really good friends? I do think that Guzan and Ricky, that whatever they're doing over there,

is probably sounds like the coolest thing that anyone's doing right now. I mean, those two savages being together, now they got an ola kai to beat up on Um, that's pretty savage. I think keifer should have gone out on his own. I think he could have made something pretty uh Anyways, he's a cool dude. I think you should call it smtp That would have killed That's what I did. Okay. Any, any, any, any stones, um, unturned. So, so the vote is, is you guys don't like the team comp. I don't think if they're going to do it, it has to be aggregate total points. But at the end of the day, no, it's stupid.

I think you guys, there's going to be too many people saying, well, they're not really on that team or they're not really on that team. And it's going to kind of, it's going to just be not mean anything. That's wild. The wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild, the wild,

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They don't promote anything games or anything affiliate or anything methodology or anything level one. Meanwhile, there are people that are just doing nothing but promoting that stuff and they turn a blind eye or a cold shoulder to them. I mean, mayhem is a great example. They don't put any content out of mayhem. Why wouldn't you be all over that camp? Who isn't against them at all?

Like they're not. Well one of the very interesting things about Rich also is that, and same with Josh Bridges, is they keep saying the same thing over and over. All we're doing here is CrossFit. Right! I had shoulder surgery, shoulder replacement surgery. There was a point in time where I wasn't sure I wanted to come back and go through the rehab and have to kind of start over. My name is Paul Ellis from Salt Lake City, Utah, and I'm 57 years old. My first week back after six months of rehab, the coaches here took time to talk to me

about where I was and how we could rehab and how we could get back to where I wanted to be. have and how we can get back to where I wanted to be. That competitive spirit never dies inside you but sometimes the body can't keep up and that's a struggle and the coaches I recognize that and have helped out a lot. To me Salty Hive cares about the individual whether you're younger or older or you're elite or you're brand new. I've watched and noticed how everybody's important and that keeps me coming back. Thank you to Two Brain Business for supporting the affiliate video competition.

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That video was made by Brett Hoffer. We have five more videos coming from Brett soon. And I think that if you go to school sk o o l.com and then type in the word CrossFit, you can go over to that platform and you can get all the rules for the contest super easy. We're not going to get a lot of entries super easy to win five grand. What are we going to say, Caleb? It's affiliatevideocontest.com. It's in the description if you want to click the link instead of typing it into your browser. Well, shit.

Okay. Where were you going, Taylor? You would like to see more, more what? We look at main sites programming, like HWPO team programs main site. Can we pull up, Caleb, can you pull up today's or tomorrow's main site workout? Maybe. Boy, can I also, why is a HWPO got the program twice and mayhem hasn't done it once yet, have they? What the fuck are these people thinking? I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry. A 40 minute imam of 20 step-ups and a recovery shuttle run. If I'm Ackerman, if I'm Ackerman, Oh boy, am I in my britches right now? I don't understand this workout. You do 20 step ups and then you stop and you rest a little bit. And then whatever. And then when the next minute starts, you do five shuttle runs. Right. No one else who's reading it understands that.

Savon. Also, you have to take off and put on your rock every time. That's, that's the ridiculous, the most retarded that is. I'm not retarded. I'm the ridiculous, the most ridiculous thing. You know how fucking retarded that is? So why is that a bad workout, Taylor? Do you wanna do it? No. What's the why on this one?

Like what is this? Why are you gonna hike in this workout? Here's the thing, do some stuff and just because it's something. It's a workout because it's saying it's a workout. This is a great point. You might as well do a dumbbell carry. Guys, do you see the goals though? This is critical to your overall fitness. Broad time modal domains, unilateral strength, endurance, and concentration. You're going to concentrate. You're going to concentrate for 40 minutes, motherfucker on one step after another.

So you, so you do 20 step ups and then, and then you, and then you put on the rock and then you run 25 feet one way, 25 feet back the other way for five rounds. No, you take, you take off the rock. Right. No, you do 20 step ups and you concentrate. You miss that part. Can you do, um, five shuttle runs in a minute of 50 feet? Yeah.

Yeah. Well, relatively eight to 10. Okay. All right. So, so it's basically, uh, is this like zone two training, what they call zone to training. This is called everything glassman is against It's not minimum effective dose It's not there's just it's uh, yeah

Bill you run an affiliate you've had an affiliate for I don't know how long how many years 16 16 years What do you think of this workout for? I would never program this this would be a waste of my time And if I was a pain member, I wouldn't waste my money No, fuck no I'm not showing up on this day if I was dropping in and I was like sweet I'm gonna go to a crossing inferno. It's been around forever and and I was gonna do this one. I'd be like, oh think of this

Think of this your hwpo you get the opportunity yourWPO. You get the opportunity. You're Matt Fraser. You get the opportunity to program main site and you don't take the fucking opportunity. So how would you change this? How would you change this? Yeah, that's what I want to know. How would you change this? It would be like, you know, maybe 75, 50, 25 or 60, 50, 40 step ups with a set number of shuttle runs in between. And you make it for time or you make it a 30 minute AMRAP 50 step ups and 20 shuttle runs of rest two minutes between rounds. So you just make it like a big round that you work really hard.

I don't know any way you slice it shuttle runs with the rock or sorry, step ups with a rock and then you take the rock off to do shuttle runs. I think it's stupid. Do you say the logistics of it? I? Know I don't only hate the logistics of it But if you're gonna change it you're assuming you're keeping the movements and I do like the idea of dumbbells instead of the rock for the Step up. It's stupid. It's dumb Yeah, I just I don't know this when they had

HWPO programming in here. I just saw this and I saw that when they first were doing the guest programmers, when it was becoming, when it was like the camps that were doing it, some of the camps that were doing it, it was like, why did you put them, like why did you pick them? How did you pick them? Why, and it was like this weird golden handshake thing

that was going on and it just, it didn't make any sense. It didn't make any sense why. When what I want CrossFit to do Program for us because right now what's happening is they're just trying to send I mean we got that we have the cap Programming and we have all this other stuff and they're trying to say hey look at these camps that are doing stuff So here we're gonna put the camp stuff on the main site so you can see that and then if you like that you can Go and buy their programming So you can see that and then if you like that you can go and buy their programming Used for cap also this isn't this isn't cap. No, okay So this so the main site isn't aligned with cap

So then let me ask you this Maybe this is just a way to promote people out there and CrossFit's just doing its part if you're an affiliate Or you want and you you want a shot at programming? We'll let you and then we can judge and so you think they're shit. No big deal You just don't do their shit and next week It'll be CrossFit inferno and they have then they have outsourced that like look at when they did the the open event and they had Street parking shirts and linchpin shirts and they didn't have any CrossFit shirts. No one Yeah, that didn't make sense

It's like go look go look at so everyone else's programming. We're the programming mecca, like CrossFit were supposed to be. It was always that way. And it off. They're like it it's it's kind of it's kind of like I think it's one of the hard things about being an affiliate owner is like, you know, you're that you're the coach You're the programmer. You love all the stuff. You love doing it You're good at it And then you know that as you're growing or whatever you have to get some other coaches in here And so you grab a couple high school kids. It's like hey go coach these classes. They're not gonna coach what you do They're not gonna do it how you do it. They're gonna do whatever and it's like yeah, but it's an inferno. Yeah, but it's not What inferno was so like or then I'm gonna have like hey down the street

Why don't you come over and coach these guys and teach them? What's good? How do you get a score on that workout that they just don't complete? No, it's just completion feels like an f-45 I will say this this is how you say They just don't complete show. It's just completion. Feels like an F-45. I will say this. This is how you save. Yes. Well said. This is how you save this whole thing

is you have the level one seminar staff do it. Oh, well that would be good. And then you do videos on the level one seminar staff and like their journey. And maybe you don't do it every single week, but like maybe alternate weeks. I would love to see what the level one seminars. And then you're really putting your money where your mouth is like CrossFit's

making those. Those are CrossFit certified dudes. We put our stamp on these people. The crazy thing is they're saying, Hey, let's, I mean, it's literally just what Bill said. They're saying, Hey, who, what's the guest programmer we can get. That's going to cause the most buzz instead of saying who's the guest programmer or who's a fucking programmer that can program the coolest best fucking workouts that people look at and want to do. You have millions of people who do CrossFit. I mean, would you say maybe let's say, I think you could say 30 million, not 30 million. I think you could safely say more than 1 million

people. I mean, if you look over the life of the open and say 50% of CrossFitters sign up for the open across the life of CrossFit, I feel like it'd be safe to assume at least a million people have done CrossFit. And let's say 50% of these people are, have done a lot of workouts and can look at a workout and say, Ooh, that's something cool. That's why people, most people start CrossFit. They're like, Ooh, that looks fun and challenging. And then they get educated. They go in affiliate, they do workouts a lot, they learn something. You have people that understand what they're looking at. So put someone in the fucking job who can give people workouts that excite them and galvanize them and let them rally around one fucking thing. That's how CrossFit started. What was great was when we knew that Greg was designing the program and then all of a sudden we weren't sure this was like

Way way way back then all of a sudden we didn't know if Greg was the programmer in fact, nobody knew who the programmer was they were just putting it out I mean, I know I know leave had a lot to do with it. Yeah, it totally so I like I like that because what it's saying is Here is CrossFit workout CrossFit is putting this out CrossFit is putting this out CrossFit the programming the fitness Gurus are putting this out not like that. Well, we really don't know I don't really know if I can let's have those guys do it because I don't know if I can do it or if I'm gonna put something up put something up this just Hey, do you think like the other day? Do you remember the other day Andrew pointed out that they made that post and they put up a gym that wasn't...

Yes, dude. That was Hiller's. And that pissed me off. I was pissed. I was like, God damn it, Hiller, stop putting those up because it's making me really not want to pay for my affiliate fee. So you're saying that what I'm hearing you say is this it's the same thing like there's people there's something like hey, we've lost culturally We've lost our way where there's people there who don't have an Institutional knowledge. There's people there who don't care. They're putting up gyms that have already De-affiliated the same year you raise the money. You're not vetting the photos You're you're having people program workouts that really don't feel like CrossFit workouts and you're saying that there's there's a Um, you know, there's this thing

Hey, how are we how are we able to do quality control at all the affiliates? Because we have so many different affiliates and there's such a low barrier to entry So now they make you guys do the level two and now you guys are saying what the fuck are you guys doing over there? For quality control and that's what i'm saying. That's what i'm hearing you guys say like hey motherfuckers also every single fucking day for them is a perfect opportunity to advertise their expertise Why they are the expert in health and fitness? Above and beyond everyone else and they are taking a fat steaming shit on that opportunity Totally and if you go I mean it

Not to go back to stuff that Greg has said or whatever, but like we're, we are the experts. The RX that we give is our prescription for fitness and they're coming to us to get that prescription. Why are we handing it off to someone else? Why? And I say we meaning like CrossFit HQ, like there should be someone in there, whether I don't and I don't know who it is I don't know who it should be whether it's dawn or whoever But like should be like the program that we put out like that is our hunk of gold. That is our Gold nugget that we hold in our hands and we're the only ones that can hold it and we're not gonna give that shit to anybody

Else I'm not gonna give someone else the opportunity to showcase themselves When we want to showcase what we have this is our Instagram account. We have a million followers We're not gonna give it to a non affiliate. No. Yeah, okay. Hell no. Yep. Hell no Did Greg create the idea of Rx like I know that that's the prescribed stimulus, but branding it in that way Like I know that that's the prescribed stimulus, but branding it in that way, RX. I remember him talking about that, saying that it was, this is the prescribed workout, the prescription, yeah.

Okay. And the prescription, that's just a shorthand for that. It's just fucking, it's perfect. Like that branding on that idea is amazing. Yeah. Prescribed. We'll ask him. Okay. Johnny Medina, change your handle to Funky Cold, please. Imagine being the person in charge of media and collaborating with an affiliate that deaffiliated. Seriously, so bad. Collaborating with what? that deaffiliated serious is so bad

Collaborating with what a deaffiliated video? Yeah. Yeah. Well, you mean you mean like someone should have been fired for that. Yes It's pretty bad. Why the hell why why they would have definitely they definitely greg would have called them and fucking like Ripped them and you would have gotten destroyed Like you would get fucking destroyed for that. I just it makes I can't even I can't even imagine like really you there's however many of 12,000 of us and you have to pick a Picture wherever you got that picture from of an affiliate that deaffiliated. How does that make any sense? At all. What's crazy to me is I hate when I hear this argument and I hear it from people who are way too smart.

The argument Taylor's talking about, he's saying CrossFit is heard too many times that programming doesn't matter and you can still get fit off of any shit program. Go ahead, Taylor. Right, you hear this in L1s, you hear this from Redshirts and it frustrates me so much because you talk so extensively about the term virtuosity. Why would you only apply that to a fucking

air squad? Why wouldn't you apply that to the workouts and the regimen that you were giving yourself? Get the fuck out of here with that. And yes, you can get fit off of anything if your level of fitness is so ground level that like you haven't done anything but sit on the couch forever. So yeah, if you stand up and you go on a walk, sure, you're gonna get fit. But like, we should never, ever, ever, ever

say that it doesn't matter. It absolutely matters. Because otherwise, if it doesn't matter, then what is the difference between what we do in f-45 and orange theory? And the local gym down the street that does hit I mean everyone thinks it like they're like someone will come into my gym It's like oh, yeah I went to this other one down the way and they do like they do crossfit stuff and I'm like, what does that mean? Well, you know, they're like it's like high-intensity interval and we do thrusters and we do burpees and I go well

You didn't do cross to because you did their thrusters and burpees. It's how it's the plan a workout is not crossfit I don't think Michelle programmed a 40 minute imam for main site. No fucking way. That's HW. That's got math. That's got math. That's got math. That's got math. That's got math. That's got math.

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That's got math. That's got math. programmed a 40 minute imam for main site. No fucking way. That's H- That's got Matt and Marconi written over it. 40 minute imam. I don't even think Marconi would have written that for main site, dude. I think that's a fucking, I think that's like their lowest guy on the totem pole. What's that guy's name? Fucking Josh or something.

Dude, that's just disrespectful's name fucking Josh or something dude? That's just disrespectful this fucking respectful program I called this when they posted that hwpo You called what oh, let me guess it's gonna be a 45 minute. Oh my god Wow Shit dude hilarious That was great. Wow, Caleb. Holy shit, dude. Hilarious. Jared Howell ain't got nothing on you. Wow. Look at Harry Taley's face in this picture.

Dude, you're not fucking scary, bro. Hey, let me see, um, view replies. Let me see view replies. Let me see that. Uh, C Beaver can only hope, uh, this was my first thought too. But here's to HQ leading the affiliates by the methodology but continue main site with the exact opposite and program and make it make sense crossfit.

Wow. So these are all, these are all Nostradamus's. Everyone knew. Damn. They stayed true to the HWBO bullshit, that's for sure. Why do you think they're against just hiring a programmer and not saying who it is with someone who's very passionate? I feel like you could come to Taylor and say, Taylor, we want you to program for us, but

we can't tell the world that you're programming for us. Taylor would do it in a hard way. They'd have to pay me fucking up. I would do it for free. You wouldn't do that? I would do it for free. I know you would. You're passionate about it. Why would you not hire somebody? Because they're scared at it. And this is why

you keep it anonymous. This is why this is why I would do it. I said you would do it like I don't know why they don't do that. The world would be better. They can blame stupid workouts on these public faces. They can't blame stupid workouts on themselves or they're scared scared to we don't want to put anything out ourselves because we're scared people are gonna make fun of it 20 minutes of L-sit rope climbs before like it's not um okay tomorrow's kill Taylor Taylor do you know the workout already I'm still hiding okay so but but does oh rounds in the pool, five rounds. Does, does, does we'll know the workout.

Do we have a card for it? I sent Will the workout. He never responded to me. Okay. Let me see. Uh, if I know that, uh, that's at 8 a.m. Pacific standard time tomorrow. Um, well, do we have a workout card? Okay. Uh, sponsors lined up

$500 8 a.m. Pacific Standard Time. How is the workout tomorrow? Are you gonna get beaten tomorrow you think or what? What's the deal? Um, I Don't think so Yeah, good. I like that. I Honestly couldn't believe that that was the workout you got beat at. I could. I couldn't either until after I did it and thought about the workout on a deeper level. I was like, man, I really, I didn't quite do that right.

Only one person did though. And I mean, it was Matthias, right? Like I just, I just, I would never think that would be the workout. Yeah. I think if I had swam first, he wouldn't have beat me. The problem was I've never done A minute and 30 seconds of work as hard as fucking possible and then gotten in a pool and Taylor out programmed himself. I did die 100% program myself. Yeah, that's hard Congratulations, you match the stimulus. Oh, you know what we're gonna do do tomorrow, bro? We might do that main site workout. Who can beat me in that?

How do you win? How fucking mad would set on the how often do they don't do it, Caleb? How often do they do a workout where there's not a time for it? Where there's not a there's no objective. You don't get anything out of it. How often does CrossFit do that? I don't remember. Is it supposed to be an active recovery day? You know what would be a cool kill-tailing workout? Does CrossFit.com

do active recovery days? I mean, that's the only thing that I can think about. I can't remember in the years that I was in charge of the main site workout I don't ever remember doing a workout that didn't have a score. I Don't ever remember once doing that. I Don't I don't think that on the main site it should because you want people to comment and put the scores down

so I think that there I don't think that there's anything wrong with it if it's in your in your within like your affiliate, where you are kind of running through different workouts and you need to have a low intensity type of thing. It's like, okay, we're just going to kind of, we're going through the movement, movement today. I mean, like the programmer can kind of regulate what the intensity is going to be, but for something like on the main site, because you're programming to kind of the void, I think you should have it to where there's always a finish on there or a score on there. So you know what it is.

Hey, what if we did this on main site? If this is obviously, or sorry, not on main site, I'm guilty, obviously I would never do it because it's way too specialized, but how cool would it be to do like a 135, like as much time as possible holding a 135 pace on a rower? I think you're gonna get beat on that. Right, I would, that's what I'm saying. Of course. the Like the movie and once you hit one, that's a great name. Yeah Do you think I? Guess for the bill or Taylor Gary. Can you go back and find like the first week of main site? Yes

Oh, yes, I know what it is Yeah, JR he's on that pay I mean have you ever thought about doing one of your kilts at one of those is the kill Taylor to work Listen very first main site workout could put it's fast and heavy. It's dumbbell thrusters and running. Ah, there are some workouts that would work. Maybe. I don't know if the first I don't think there's any in the first week that would work the first seven days. I don't think.

Okay, well, here's a bad idea. Every time Taylor gets killed Taylor to a new money total. He should get the money amount tattooed on himself Okay, like like if I'm a fucking Like if I'm a World War two soldier and like the Nazi kills that I have like not my stock But that's how many times you've been killed. You only get his mark every time you've been killed. Oh shit Seve hook Taylor up with the TDC for the guest workout. I would program the best fucking two weeks of main site ever. All right. I love you guys. Taylor self from Sentinel training.

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You said we need like 150 or 190 or something like that. To get to what? 190. You need 190. 5,000. 5,000. So the whole group will be over 5k at that point Mm-hmm. Yeah

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