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Episode Date: January 2, 2025

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then I need money I used to be a stick up kid So I think of all the devious things I did I used to roll up, this is a hole up the So I walked up the street God i've gotten sloppy I was getting worried thought I fucked up. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. I washed my butt twice this morning With or without a loofah with uh, no loofah just bare hand and a bar. So Wash my butt wash my butt with the bar. So hand in a bar so Wash my butt wash my butt with the bar So then then wash the outside of the bar soap off and get all the hairs off and then later on wash my butt again And got a whole new clump of hairs in it. So I got to rinse it off again. Yeah

It's like geez Lee said you're like a little do you have like a little caddy in your shower that you put all your soap in? Yeah, like there's a dent in the wall. Okay, like like that the the tile guy put in. That's no good though, you know what I mean? Bars and shit. My wife takes 90% of that real estate with stuff. Right. Like I try to squeeze one bar of soap in there and it always just falls out. Yeah. And then whenever I need it, it's always like stuck to the...

Yeah. Stuck to it, right? Bring me a chisel and hammer. Hahaha. And like your fingertips are hurting. You know, you could rip it out, but your hand's going to slap something and it's going to hurt. And or you're just going to rip off half the soap bar. And then now you have like this little itty bitty thing.

You got to lather your whole fucking body with. Yeah. Yeah. So, wow, that's good. We we so we have similar soaping issues that makes me feel happy. I bet you that's like an international phenomenon. Yeah, you're probably right. No one's got your code on it. Yeah, I think Dr. Squatch used to make this thing or I don't know if they still do or not but they have like this little like oval thing with little spikes coming out of it.

Yeah, just like smush it into your soap bar bar and then that way when you set it on something it never sticks. Oh, oh. But I never haven't seen it since. And then do you hold that thing when you clean yourself? That thing just stays with soap for the life of the soap? Yeah, but it doesn't like, it doesn't offer like any sort of grip. It's really just to like keep it off of the

Herma bonding to something right exactly exactly Rambler good morning. Ah Nigga, nigga chin now good to see you sausages good to see you Marissa and a host a mighty somebody's a mighty said Thomas What's up? Have I ever seen you before? She's what are you doing? You in water? Jeez, what are you doing? Are you in water? Mr. J.K. is being clothed? Are you a foreigner? You have to be a foreigner with that hat.

Yeah, or John Mayer. Mary Montzour! I think about you every time I put my feet down on this pad. My toe pad. Good to see you. In a minute. Judy, hey, Gino, hey. Charity Abercrombie.

Is that a redhead? I'm a fucking, this show's a redhead magnet show. It is. Mr. Weed, good to see you. We attract all the lunatics. The reason why I'm late this morning, two reasons. I washed my butt twice, but I was looking into, there was some dude beaten in prison to death. Have you seen that in New York? No.

Like these 14 cops just fucking, he's handcuffed and these 14 cops just fucking beat him to death. And they got the footages out there. Great. But I was looking at the history of the, um, the guy they killed. Yeah. Uh, he stabbed his mother of his kids in the neck, in the back, in the stomach, and several other places. He, he, he was on top of her just stabbing her to death and two cops saved her life.

And I thought and I was just looking at the story and I was like, man, Carmen's a motherfucker. Yeah, that's wild. Yeah. I think he kind of had it coming. Yeah, crazy. Crazy, crazy, crazy. He deserved it. No, I'm not saying he deserved it. I'm just saying. I just wanted to see the No, I'm not saying he deserved it. I'm just saying. I just, I just wanted to see the, uh, I just wanted to see the full picture. Well, yeah. Uh, then he got off easy and it was a Letitia James, the one that tried Donald Trump that released the footage.

Hmm. The moral of the story is this. You do not want to go to jail. No, no, no. Yeah the guards. They're not good people I have a friend and I kind of and I don't blame them for being bad people either You just do not want to go to jail. All right, go ahead. I have a friend who's a What do they call him? Like they work in the prison. They're like corrections officers. That's what it is Yeah, it was 14 corrections officers beat this guy to death yeah and he like just

started working out like a smaller prison somewhere and he was telling me he's like yeah like nothing happens in the prisons anymore because they just have so much surveillance and none of the guys want to get caught up with more charges and I just don't believe that what do you mean nothing happens like the the the guards yeah like that well the prisoners just don't believe that what do you mean nothing happens like the the the guards? Yeah, like that well the prisoners just don't fuck with each other because they're all just gonna catch charges They're gonna get longer sentences or whatever But I just don't believe that for a second. I just feel like they're In such close proximity all the time that shit just is always gonna happen. Yeah, there's um

There's there's levels Yeah Yeah, there's, there's, there's levels. Yeah. There's definitely levels. I mean, there's prisons that don't even have heating in the United States. I mean, there's there's there's bad places. There's also prisons in South Dakota where the fence is waist height, and they're allowed to walk around in a courtyard. Like the courtyard has a fence around it that waist height, and they're just... Like the courtyard has a fence around it that's waist height and they're just Are there any prisons where there's pussy is there anywhere? There's like the boys and girls hang out together Wait, I'm gonna Google that Is there a Prison with sex

Well sex is not officially allowed in most prisons. In most, some facilities do permit conjugal visits. Oh, that's not the same. No, yeah. In moat is officially not allowed in most. Is there a prison? How do straight men find sex? Can prisoners have sex with each other while in prison? Oh, are there co-ed prisons? Are there co-ed prisons in the US?

A survey of correctional institutions across country revealed 35 institutions in 23 systems houses both men and women inmates who often share food recreation education and jobs Wow, which prisons are co-ed Which prisons are co-ed? Which prisons are co-ed? Do women need, um women don't need sex like men, right? I think generally probably not but I do know that some do sex for men's like a um, uh Like a zit eventually it has to release. Right. Just has to. Look at this Heidi. I knew this was uh huh.

Oh shut up. Shut the f- You three women who listen to this show I don't want to hear goddamn people you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You guys are all a fucking anomaly. There's no way. You guys don't need it. I don't want to hear god damn people you don't know you guys are all a fucking anomaly there's no way you guys don't need it you don't even understand need you need sex like you need if someone a fucking complain to you pipe down need you don't understand need San Diego co-ed federal prison in California, California Institution for Women. Chittin Community Correctional Center. Dude, there's a place called the Community Correctional Center in Vermont.

What a name for a prison. Community Correctional Center. What is that? They just go in and do some like generally just clean up the Clean up the place and leave and they go home every day. That's how that works Coed prisons house both men and women inmates who often share food education recreation job services Some say the code prisons have several benefits right

Including cause cost effectiveness normalized environment expanded programming for women greater staffing flexibility that Cells. Hmm. Yes, men and women share cells, but the cells different genetic content. Oh, no, not those kind of cells. Prison cells. Geez. Do they separate men and women? Do prisoners share cells? Are men allowed to work in female prisons? Are the female prison guards and male?

Hmm. Hmm. guards and now you can't have you can't have um uh where uh oh harvest women don't even like sex Oh god. There's nothing sexist about this show. I refuse to admit that. I mean, tolerate that. Oh wow. All the wives are in the- Oh shit.

Marissa's here. There's a comment above that. Good morning. Need. I was at this, uh, so I showed up to this coffee shop yesterday. Whole exp- God, life is so fun. I get out so infrequently to new places. I get out so often. I get out so often. I get out so often.

I get out so often. I get out so often. I get out so often. I get out so often. I get out so often. I get out so often. I get out so often. I get out so often.

I get out so often. I get out so often. I get out so often. I get out so often. I get out so often. I get out so often. I get out so often. I show up to this coffee shop yesterday. Whole, God, life is so fun. I get out so infrequently to new places that it's like when I do, it's like, every trip's like Disneyland. So I take my kids to CrossFit Kids class.

Then afterwards, my kids are, I rushed them out of the door. First they did, they fought for 90 minutes. We had an instructor come to the house and they just were just striking in Jiu-Jitsu and fought for 90 minutes. We had an instructor come to the house and they just, were just striking in jujitsu and MMA for 90 minutes, just going hard, sweaty messes. Then they have crossfit. So then my wife made them like a protein shake

and I'm rushing them out the door. And even though we have 90 minutes, it's like always a rush. And we're rushing them out the door and we get there and I'm like, hey, are you guys hungry? They're like, we're starving, we're starving. Where's our snack pack? And I'm like, I didn are you guys hungry? They're like, we're starving. We're starving. Where's our snack pack? I'm like, I didn't bring shit, you know, I ain't your mom.

There's water back there. They have this like black cooler, you know, that usually has like pistachios and like a fruit and shit in it. And so we get there and they finish and there's this super trendy, awesome cafe across the street you know what I mean the avocado toast the quinoa bowls the the pickled onion just all the stuff so we go over there and It just stopped raining and the Sun came out and The patio has got 15 people on it and there's 20 people inside right so the place is crowded So there's and there's a there's six girls working behind the counter and

Really five girls and then one like thing. You know what I mean? Like I didn't know what it was, you know Yeah, and it and so we go and we order from the it and it is so cool. It's fully engaged with my kids You know what I mean? Hi, how are you like? Just making me love it. You know what I mean? Good, how are you? Like, just making me love it. You know what I mean? Good job telling the boys when they order. Good job ordering. Oh my God, you say please and thank you.

I mean, I'm just in love with this it thing. It's like really clean and it has an earring and a nice smile, but like I cannot fucking tell if it's a boy or a girl, right? Fully engaging me, telling the boys where to put the credit card on the machine. Just awesome, right? And then afterwards looks at me and goes, oh, you have such nice boys or something like that, or whatever pronoun she used to describe. I'm like, so some of them, so my brain's already blown there.

You know what I mean? I'm already like fucking God damn it. I love by non-binary people. So my shit's all turned upside down. Then my kids and go get a table. And I'm inside the place waiting for the food to come. And my kids are at a table that's like 15 feet from the front door, 20 feet from the front door outside sitting in the sun. And between me and my kids facing the door of the restaurant is this hot chick who's like 30 pounds overweight with the biggest titties you've ever seen with no bra and like a white, a v-neck men's

t-shirt. Jesus. And I'm trying to fucking watch my fucking kids, but I'm having this guilt complex that every time I look out the door this thing thinks I'm staring at its titties, which I want to, but I'm not. Right. Yep. the door this thing thinks I'm staring at its titties which I want to but I'm not. Right. Yeah. And I'm like why is my life so complex? No wonder I never fucking leave the house. I'm in fucking complete fucking turmoil. I've I want to I need to see what my kids are doing. I want to look at the tits. I'm not going to look at the tits. I'm not even going to enjoy looking

at the tits. I'm just panicking that this thing thinks I'm looking at its tits It was a fucking Tevon has a whore brain, I guess God dude that you got a rough life. That's just I'm just like what's oh fuck You got and you got it like you got to use a little bit of peripheral You know you got to like take a gander. I can't even and then you just like I Can't even I can't even enjoy it I can't enjoy and then and then my and then my and then my my my my the parents There's this lady this really attractive Asian lady that like I do everything with right like her kids are on the same circuit that I'm on

hmm, and She just had a baby like seven months ago, so she always has her tits out and there's always a kid feeding Right so the whole time I'm talking to her. I'm just like this I Don't blink I don't look down. I don't do nothing Fucking you just got to pick a spot on her forehead. I live in a world of just tits. It's crazy And there were more tits than that on the patio there were just tits everywhere was just Anyway, it was a great day. I really enjoyed it. It's it's like it's like it's like Ninja warrior like my whole life is like a Ninja Warrior

course to like avoid tits. But really, they're just like coming at me everywhere. It's like that shape game where you have to like make yourself into the shape of the wall. Have you seen that? The shape game where you have to what? Where there's like a moving wall. Oh, it's called the hole in the wall. Duh. Oh. And you just, you have to make yourself into the shape of the hole in the wall.

That's what I'm gonna nickname my wife. The hole in the wall. Holy crap. Is that that's real? Yeah, it's like a game show. I can't remember what it's on. Wow. But that's these these are these are all the tits just coming at you and this is the narrow hole you have to make it through every day. Wow, that's awesome. If anyone comes and visits me in town, I'll take you to this coffee shop. I'll take any, like if you're a dude, I'll take you there. Or if you're a chick and you're bra-less.

Everyone there was bra-less. I started just realizing, I'm like, oh, this is like, they should just call this place the no-bra coffee shop. Why? Why? No, you can't look at fucking Mr. fucking chisel jaws, like, dude have confidence. Dude, do you understand? I'm a 5'4 fucking hairy Jew looking dude.

My window of looking at tits is gone. My goal is to make people feel the least uncomfortable as possible and take on all the uncomfortability myself. Hmm, yep. Fuck. Yeah, you've reached. Hmm, yep. Fuck. Yeah, you've reached that point, huh? Yeah. Look at the tits. Are you fucking crazy?

You gotta think about everybody else's thoughts. Oh, why else do you think they're wearing that? Not for me. Not for me. It's true. Crying out loud. They're wearing it for the it behind the counter. It's true. Crying out loud. They're wearing it for the it behind the counter.

Sevan reposted the post of Entz. Yeah. That was what's really funny is I've I haven't seen any of your shit on Instagram in a really long time. Yeah. And literally this morning your icon was the first one that popped up on my feed to watch your story. Yeah. Just I was like, oh, awesome. This is where it's a new age today.

Yeah. We're getting into 2025, you know? Yeah. Well, I opened it up and that was the first post that I saw. And I was like, ah, now it makes sense. Yeah. Just a fucking... I posted that and as soon as I reposted it, I was like,

I don't know if I should have reposted that. She posted it. Yeah. Well, I don't know. I just didn't want anyone to think that I posted it for the reason I posted it. Because you like broke ends. Yeah. Tits gets you less shadow ban. Yeah. Hey, Heidi, that's no joke because in the last two days, twice,

I've gotten messages from Instagram saying they suspended my account. They suspended the like some of the features on my account or the reach of my account. I'm on like some sort of like restriction now. That's and that's the irony that I posted those tits and then Caleb got it. Yeah I just pulled it up again near the first, well second person the first person is a woman. The second person is you with that post. I actually posted that picture because I thought it was funny because it's so absurd. It isn't it is it's absurd. Yeah but but I like the absurd I mean. Yeah of course. But it's absurd. And then you keep I like the absurd I mean Yeah, of course, but it's absurd And then you keep scrolling and you see the KFC picture and that shit's hilarious

You know what I realized? Um This is gonna be a tough pivot let me Let me find a Let me find a post. Hold on. Let me find a post. This isn't really the right one. I'm trying to find a post of...

Hold on. Oh, maybe this one will work. No, not that one. Hold on. Hold on. Damn, where are they? I feel like they're usually always in my search. The one time I want to find one of these hoes I can't find one You know these um what the fuck What is this? Oh my god, I'm going to send the chat something so weird right now. What is this?

Okay, you know those posts of girls and just like every shot is just a beaver shot? Like I should have just gone to Spiegel's account but you know you go to Spiegel's account and it's like just 200 of emojis with I hearts and fire and like hands that go like this and it's just yeah Yeah, and just that's the only post it's like just 200 of those Yep, the CrossFit Games athletes are exactly the same There's this cohort of like 30 to 100 athletes and coaches and

They just go around and anytime like if you go to the Wilmore at Fitness League Instagram It's so fucking bizarre. It's just it's it's whore posting scroll down. Yeah, look at that shit It's so lazy dude, what is that? It's I notice this look at look at what spin posted spins taking the piss out of them On his page yeah, it's crazy It's it those are the emojis that pop up if you're going to comment and it's just like a line of like Say a yeah emojis eight burn emojis and people just like click those a bunch of times then send it Yeah, they're bots, but they're actual games athletes

If someone is going really big they'll put something like go girl You go girl. go girl yes yeah yeah if nothing else to offer they're fucking morons yeah it's exactly here's this it's like um follow for a follow back yeah but there but the thing is is that they're not bots they're just like at least in the Brook Ends thing, people are saying funny shit about her nipples. Like, you know what I mean? People are like, turn the heat on. Don't poke your eye out. You know what I mean? Wear a bra. Yes. Hey, shut the fuck up. No, I don't mind. I don't mind.

Wait, you don't like people posting emojis to their friends? This is kind of old man get off my lawn shit. Hey, listen. Dildo. Listen. You fucking. When it's a when it's the 500 people posting emojis to fucking Danny Spiegel or not our friends, you jackhole.

Yeah, this this shit. Look at yeah, Barry gets it this this Yeah Because they're just some vapid fucking morons, dude, yeah Amazing. Oh my god. At least look at at least Trista Smith put at a girl God at least look at at least Trista Smith put at a girl Every time girl, I picture Trista Smith. Look at look at yellow host Justin Kotler look at all the will more ad This is fucking you guys at least snorri at least snorri wrote something in a foreign language

Yeah Andre who day? Very thoughtful of you guys. It's like it's like, you know, you know when someone asks you to sign the card you're like shit What am I gonna say like you want to like give him something? Have a great summer. Yeah Crying out loud say like you want to like give him something have a great summer yeah we're crying out loud okay at least this is creative yeah hos a's least got a pumpkin yeah middle finger something anything yeah I hate I like this oh, that's good. Anyway, I'm going to make this show short. I got a cafe to go to today.

The food is so good and it's so cheap at this cafe. Think about this place. And they have a tap for sparkling water. That's a thing? Yeah. They have the cups are out and they have a tap for sparkling water. That's amazing. Yeah.

Is that just one of those like you don't have to pay for it? You just get sparkling water? it. You just get sparkling water Yeah, you just get you get a dollar I mean I ordered like I ordered all my kids lunch And myself a small coffee And I want to say it was so cheap. It was like less than 40 bucks and uh The the boys got these biscuits with uh tons of avocado spread on it and poached eggs. That sounds awesome.

Yeah. I wouldn't know. I'm only eating persimmons and ribeye. Got to. Yeah, I'm turning into a fucking hammer or a nail. Whatever. Whatever a nail. Whatever. Whatever's harder, I'm turning into one of those.

This place, there were no man buns in there. It was 80% women with no bras. I feel like those are starting to go out of style. Man buns? The man bun. Yeah, people are starting to cut it down a little bit because they're really like that weird like long top hair bullshit Back to the Bart Simpson cut Yeah

All right, I can erase this. I already use this. Ohio State. Ohio State has 201 DEI employees at the cost of 13 million dollars. The tuition there is 13,000 a year. That's a thousand fucking students. Jesus. Two percent of their population. Jesus. 2% of their population, 2% of the population that pays tuition there, that money goes to DEI people. Think about that. 201 DEI people.

You're paying for an education, but you're actually just getting indoctrinated Deputy public policy editor for open the books rachel abryan says the ohio state university has 200 people dedicated to dei It's actually 201. They spent over 13 million paying those employees last year. That's equivalent to a thousand in-state tuitions That's so bad, that's probably why their football team is absolutely fucking garbage now Dude What is going on? Spent all their money on DEI endeavors. 13 million dollars. Uh, no, it's not, Caleb. hey what what's not their sports team facts i'm just saying facts football team's pretty trash Used to be pretty good

Now you got all these Jackasses in there um, I wonder if uh I I wonder if that's the kind of stuff trump's gonna get rid of it I wonder if he can get rid of all that shit The only reason they're going to the playoffs is because they expanded the playoffs, you know that Don't come at me Judy So there's this movie

That I was raving about that Andrew Hiller recommended to me and when I was raving about the movie I only had gotten halfway through it And the name of the movie is called The Substance. And last night, it's two hours long, and I cannot recommend that movie anymore. Oh, no. I can't I cannot recommend that movie anymore. You just said it was so good. No. No.

No, no, no, no, no. Okay, tell us. Do you? I mean, I'm really I'm just getting old. I'm just turning to my parents. My parents, like there was stuff you couldn't couldn't say around them, especially my dad, like at the dinner table and stuff. And there were like movies that they thought were too violent or too this or too that.

And I never understood it. I'm like, what? It's just a movie. Yeah, right. But this movie is, like I was covering my face and shit. Oh. You cannot watch it. And I'm watching the ending and I'm like, the only thing I kept thinking in my head was this is over the top. And then soon as the movie was over, I went to the director's Instagram account and she's like looking at the camera. I hate it when people tell me my movie's over the top.

I'm like, oh. Maybe it was. The first 90 minutes, the first 60 minutes, Demi Moore and this other chick, I don't know her name, are just basically naked half the movie They're just like you know what I mean like there's even a scene when they're two naked bodies are laying on top of each other And they're unconscious and their tits are pushed up against each other, and it's a really cool shot Hmm so that sounds like a thumbs up. Yeah, but I'm telling you I cannot recommend this movie Hmm okay, I wasn't gonna watch it anyway to be honest. It's, it is absolutely,

be careful what you consume. Thank you. My wife, my wife thought that, I think, I don't even think my wife flinched. What's the, it called the substance. Substance. Yeah, the substance. It starts off so good. The first 90 minutes are like a like a Cohen film or something or like a cool, like like a cool Stephen King film. But then the I should have known, I should have fucking known. Because it was a Hiller recommendation. He must've told me 10 times that like, I'm going to love it. Yeah. I retract my original recommendation. He must have told me 10 times that like I'm gonna love it. Yeah, I retract my original recommendation. Is it an old movie? No, it's new. It just came out brand new.

Just came out brand new. It is crazy. It goes it goes off the hinges off the rails You know you have some spoilers I don't know I don't know if I should Have you seen the trailer for for night bitch No, but I like the name of it like you it is Night bitch the chick yeah, it's the chick that looks like Pam from The Office, but it's not her. And she's like this mother who is just like... Just struggling to be a mother basically. Just doing all the daily things.

I'm attracted to her. That's like my kind of chick. Okay, well... It turns into a werewolf movie. I like homely looking chicks like this. I like playing Jane girls. Yeah, that's- She just loves getting to be home with them all the time. Oh, I didn't even know who Pam from the office is, but now I know. That's not her, but it looks exactly like her. Yeah. I can't remember her name, but I always remember Pam from the office. Yeah, I do. I love it.

You're an artist, right? I used to be. Oh, wow. Cute homely redheaded chick. Holy shit. Look at that chick on the right. My God. She fills up a third ofheaded chick. Holy shit. Look at that chick on the right my god She fills up a third of the screen my god

That feels like a lifetime ago That's what was weird about this chick sitting at the cafe with the giant hammers too because they were probably Whatever the size is bigger than D tits But they look oh Amy Adams thank you thank you honey but they look like bees on her because her body's so big like what size do you think this woman's boobs are right here this this this on the right yeah her those are probably D's but they look like those are like F's but they look like bees on her hmm he's in the trap that

feels like a lifetime ago what if chicks could all see our dicks and they were they look like bees on her. He's in the trap. It's like a lifetime ago. What if chicks could all see our dicks and they were like, there's a four, there's a five, there's a two. That's why they, that's why they always want us to wear gray sweatpants, dude. See, they have references to, and the way we dress, they just don't say anything about it. Yeah, yeah, definitely. We get it. I used to be a stripper. The four times. Is this supposed to be a comedy? No, no, I don't think so. Because eventually it just turns into

like she becomes a fucking werewolf like a yeah oh my goodness yeah it doesn't make any sense fucking create life so powerful crush a walnut with my vagina. I'm in. This is that movie. That movie looks amazing. I mean, yeah, yeah. Oh, dude, fitness to terrify.

I haven't watched Terrifier 3 yet, but I watched the first two terrifiers and those are some crazy movies we there's one scene this is gonna get kind of gory there's this one scene in the movie where they this the clown like kills this woman and like chops her head off and it's hot is on Halloween it's like a Halloween movie And chops a head off and then like cuts the top of her head off and then uses it as a trick or treat bowl and goes outside like somebody some kids ring the doorbell and the kids go out. He goes up to the door and like uses the head that he just

chopped off as a trick or treat bowl. Like to distribute candy out of Yes to distribute candy out of Yeah Yes, to distribute candy out of. Yeah. And we watched that. And that was like, within a week of us picking up this, this guy who got was into a in a car accident where he got decapitated. And he looked exactly the same. It was crazy. As the head as the head and was the guy dead was the guy dead you picked up very dead like his whole shit was it was like a cavity it looked just

like a bowl is the how's the trailer for this terrifying movies are horrible no it's I think it's pretty good Dear girl. What cut the clown? Is it supposed to be funny, like over the top? Uh, it. Not really. It's just like it's supposed to be like a horror film. I think someone slashed my tires.

Do they ever catch this guy? I fuck, I can't remember. No, because there's... No, they don't. He knows this is your car. He saw us getting into it earlier. Hey, handsome! My friend wants your number.

Yeah, that's the guy. What is a terror? Don and I are sort of stranded. He doesn't even clean his knives. He doesn't even clean his knives. He doesn't even clean his knives. He doesn't even clean his knives. He doesn't even clean his knives.

He doesn't even clean his knives. He doesn't even clean his knives. He doesn't even clean his knives. He doesn't even clean his knives. He doesn't even clean his knives. He doesn't even clean his knives. He doesn't even clean his knives. He doesn't even clean his knives. He doesn't even clean his knives. Yeah, that's the guy. He doesn't even clean his knives. He's not Dexter, that's for sure. Hey, is this grosser than that movie where the guy sews the mouth on the other people's buttholes? Oh, um, yeah.

Have you seen that movie? Yeah, yeah, Human Centipede. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen that one. I that that one's not nearly as gory as this one is. This one gets super gory. In the second one, there's this chick, Lauren Lavera. She's so hot. And that's the reason I watch this movies. You've seen more than one.

Yeah. I w we all watched them when we were deployed. It was somebody who's like, let's watch terrifier. And we're like, all right, fine. So all of us just sat in a room and watch these like I think like every Friday we watched one of these movies What the hell is wrong with you what did you think he think he was going to hack me up into little pieces or something? Oh my goodness. Eaton Beaver, happy new year's thanks for all the laughs in 2024.

Oh, that's good. Yeah. You're welcome. Thank you. Thank you for saying that. Have you seen this movie, Teeth? No, I haven't seen that one Matthew was in the military all starting to make sense. Yeah Interesting No, it was on a laptop standee. We've evolved we have like super nice

Wi-Fi and TVs and we had like a PlayStation hooked up to it so it was pretty sick I don't know who this is is the only better name I've never heard of this person hey I really am getting old this was hard for me to watch wait till you see this. This is fucking 235 dude. Okay 235 pounds. Mm-hmm. She looks like she's got a stable Frame Yeah, yeah, very stable 30. That's a sturdy girl sturdy for sure. Okay. I Mean look at that thing. Do you see that thing bouncing?

Nuts. Yeah crazy, right? Just just a crazy awesome When she did that do you think she felt that Yeah, you get like yeah, you just you feel it oscillating as you yeah If I had a dumper like that, I would do that too every once a while just jiggle it. That's what I do to my wife's Fold and just flick it up a little bit. Yeah, yeah flip the dumper. Yeah Oh My god, I thought she was kind of back squat it oh my god And then she lowers it. Oh that's my oh

I Want to talk to her mom I want to talk to her mom Why and just tell her like your daughter you can't let your daughter do that anymore Lower it back on yeah, there's no fucking way no no I'm not okay with this Oh with Jesus a third time Oh Jesus a third time Oh my god Hey, do you know what that is? That's I have no idea how strong she is

No, like when my mom's driving with me in the car, there'll be a car It's a hundred feet in front of me and my mom thinks I'm fucking tailgating because her her her Reaction time is so slow cuz she's so old now that she thinks that like I'm gonna hit it or something Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean? I just I've just gotten so old that I have no Respect or understanding for how strong she is and how safe that is for because for me that's just like oh, you're in take her to jail she is and how safe that is for her. Because for me, that's just like, Oh, you're in, I'll take her to jail. I would arrest her. I'd call the cops if I saw that.

Yeah. The lowering back on like anytime I've had to lower a barbell onto the, like the back of my neck, I just feel like I'm going to f*****g snap something. I just, I'll just drop it. I don't even care. Yeah. Who is this chick? I've never heard just drop it. I don't even care Yeah, who is this chick? I've never heard of her before Christine Middleton

I can't more times games athlete. I cannot believe how strong this chick is Do you know what else I saw hmm, I I cannot fucking believe how strong fucking Sporty Beth is either. Wait till you see this. Oh. Yeah, this is crazy. This... Is there anyone be... This is...

These are some crazy strict pull-ups for someone of her stature. Yeah. Look at this. That's good, right? That's yeah, that's pretty good. I would like to know if she's getting her chin over the bar at all, but... That's... Wow, she weighs more than I do. You can learn how to do that for four dollars and 21 cents a week. Wow or you could just get Taylor Self's program. Yeah you could do that too. Seve she weighs 300

pounds. No it weighs 238 let's get it right. No, it's waist 238. Let's get it right. Hey, can she feel her shorts going in her butt there? At this point, no. Oh, I would hate that. That would be so fucking annoying. Yeah, that that that is really impressive, though. So I mean, those are some clean pull ups.

Yeah. Man, So, I mean those are some clean pull-ups. Yeah Man I miss being I miss doing a little update on her every once in a while Man every time somebody sends me something. I'm like, oh, I wish I could see that She is a she's a she's a she's a like a archetype. She's like a caricature. I can do that. I don't even work out. Oh Nice good job, I don't know those are smooth dude. Those are smooth. Yeah, she wasn't even swinging. That was pretty good. Yeah Those are smooth Who's this noodles character? I don't know. Noodles.

I'm a noodle. Are they fake noodles? She weighs 60 pounds more than me. She weighs like 40 pounds more than me. She's going to weigh a hundred pounds more than me when I'm in the next two months. When I drop down to 138. You're gonna get that low? I don't know.

No, bro. You're gonna wither away, dude. Don't ruin my story. Seve, David is noodles. Oh, David Boldo? That's a real person? That's a real person? Let's find out. This guy's 265.52?

Nah, you're a liar. You're a whole fucking liar, dude. That dude's shorter than me. That's weird. I don't believe it. Yeah, I don't me. That's weird. I don't believe it. Yeah, I don't either. Let me see. Did you see, did you see Rogue got a... Oh yeah, wow.

He's a real person. Oh, can I see? Yeah. Rogue's doing stuff with the NFL. Did you see they have NFL bars? Yeah, they've got like they outfitted all of the NFL teams in the past year. Like everything. Like they revamped all of their weight rooms with brand new rogue rigs, all of

the barbells, all the plates, all of those like crazy little machines that they have that like football players use the ones that they just like punch or do whatever the football players do. And it's incredible. The way you mean inside NFL team locker rooms inside and every NFL facility every NFL teams football facility whatever their gym is is outfitted with rogue stuff and Anything that anything else? Okay, I want to see that one done here. It was this guy on IG or can you play one of his videos?

Let me see. Is he is he if is he a cop? I don't know. Let's find out. I wonder what he smokes. Was this guy on Garrett's podcast? When I went to the office, the doctoriglow's glass, I was like, listen. Is it, what'd you say? Is this guy, this is a seven hour video? Yeah, yeah. Could you pick something a little shorter? That's, that's it. I mean, yeah, okay, let me go find something.

Most of his shit's like a few hours long. Let's see. Wow. Uh, he's the opposite of a cop. Oh, Noodles is the opposite of a cop? He has an 11 hour stream that's 57,000 views. That's his most popular. I didn't even know you were allowed to stream for that long. I do want to do a show tonight.

I want to start at like 9 o'clock and go to midnight. I don't know if I'm going to do it. I maxed out the stream one time at 24 hours. Oh. I just like ran videos for 24 hours. Just to see what it was? The head out there guy. Yeah, just to see like, what would happen.

Here's an eight hour video. And let me see. Oh, he's sleeping. What the fuck? Wait, let me see the end of it. Is he in his car the whole time? It's the middle of the night now. What the fuck? Aren't you afraid you would start touching your dick in the middle of the night or something and not know it? Well you can't even see it. Aren't you afraid you would start like touching your dick in the middle of the night or something and not know it?

Well, you can't even see it. Oh He lives in his car Vindicate just said I Mean mean this dude got some Similarities hey dude wherever he is. It must not be that cold either in his car. Cause look, he's in short sleeves. Cars get cold. Band of the hand. Damn, what the hell? He streams every night from his car, sleeping? Yeah, I guess.

Hey, that's some crazy security. What a great security camera idea. Yeah, true. That's a good point. Let's's a here's a 10 minute video of him just walk around if you sleep in your car you jerk off in your car yeah unless you're doing it like a plant oh he lives in New York oh he's got great, dude, New York is such a shithole right now. Oh, here you go. That's what I said. I get the views.

I get the views. I also fight people on the streets of Manhattan. Oh my goodness. Dude. Oh my goodness. Probably, probably people think because he's five too he's gonna be an easy win. That's gotta be like that looks like at least 20 yards compact. That's a lot of garbage. That was a lot of garbage. You don't look like a whole ass job there. You don't look five two. He doesn't look five two. No he doesn't look 5-2 no he doesn't yo top G how are you

Marlboro there you go ah shit all. Nice to meet you, Mr. Noodles. What a vibe. All right. Back to weightlifting. Look at this. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Road is kind of just completely taken over. Can I see one of those weight rums? Where would I look? Just go to like...

Let me see. I think they post some of them on their Instagram. Let me pull them up. NFL Rogue weight room. Let's see. Rogue weight room. Let's see. Images. I see images, but I don't see. Oh, here's a rogue bench press on an NFL field.

Oh, Facebook, Maryland football, the difference. They did all this shit with the combine too. So like, oh, here's one. Here's one. Here's the Cleveland Browns. Okay, let me pull this up. I got one. Cleveland Browns recreational unveils upgrade to their facility. So this is all rogue stuff.

Wow. Congratulations, Katie. That's crazy. What a crazy contract to have. I don't recognize these things that look like ballistic blocks. What are those things? Those are just like jerk blocks, but they're not really jerk blocks, but they Just solid right like low hang stuff. Yeah, it's just like that. There's rogue sell those Yeah, I think so

My university's old way room had that and those stack Mm-hmm. They're just individual blocks. I think it's like two inches It's like each block is about two inches. And then they have like a lip on either side. And you just stack them on top of each other. What would I call that thing? A rubber block? Yeah. A rogue ballistic block? Log? I don't see it on their website. Those would be awesome for my kids.

Oh, here you go. They're called DC blocks. Blocks, you found it already? Yeah, I just left a block on the road. Wow. Wow, holy shit, those are expensive. Yeah, they come in, I mean, set of 12. Oh, so those aren't actually rubber

those. It's like a hard plastic like a molded plastic. Yeah the um they used to make 10 pound plates that were made of those. That material looked exactly like that I forget the name of the company that made it. They're similar but I don't I think it might be a different material. Like you're talking about with like the speckling and all that stuff. Yeah. There are, they even made five pound plates like that. They're this regular size place, but they're, they feel like hard plastic.

Yeah. I know Nike makes bumper plates that are like a similar design, but they're like actual like compressed rubber. I wonder how much like rubber pieces. What are those way? Oh, they're like nothing. They weigh like a pound or two. They're so light. Oh that kind of sucks. Oh no. Oh okay. Yeah you're right. All three of those weigh 10 pounds I think. Oh no. Each one of them weighs 10 pounds. That's what it says on the on the um I see that too, but I don't think...

I had those exact things, the stackable things, and they were not that heavy. One individual thing is not that heavy. Maybe a stack of six is that heavy. I don't know. A set of six is $400. Bill and Katie, will you send me those? I need to review those. Those look amazing.

Yeah, they're pretty sick. I'm at an age though where those that that little lip I could trip over it. Yeah, you know, maybe. Yeah, I would love a set of 32 of those. Those would be awesome to have. Just stackable. Yeah, because you could, you know how much you could do crazy progressions with those. Oh yeah.

Just very minimal. Like two inches at a time. Yeah. All right. You think Rogue has a DEI department? I need to ask Katie that next time she's on. No, there's no way. This is where we go to the technology part of the show.

Look at this. What the fuck is that? Those are lights you wear on your backpack. Why? In what world do you... Still couldn't make it attractive, but... No. Still looks like an animation. I kind of you don't like those things i kind of like those things those things look like they inflate oh i don't know i just feel like

that's too much someone wrote no professional photographer would be caught with those i wrote back there are no professional photographers and there's a professional photographer professional photographer Why do you say that? It's just like it's just a Photography is just a sham art. You know what I mean? There's like one professional photographer in the world you know what I mean like It's just not it's it's just not Cuz anybody can do it kind of thing. Yeah, it's just like I Because anybody can do it kind of thing? Yeah, it's just like...

Like the difference in skill set needed for taking a picture versus drawing the Mona Lisa, painting the Mona Lisa. It's like, yeah, look at... even Trish and I even agree. It's not an art. No. Every art is a sham art. That's a sham art. That's a good point. Hey, it's less of an art than dressing the way that the person he's taking a picture of dressed up that thing. Whatever that.

Oh, wow. Cosplay guy. Yeah. Joshua Patterson, everyone is a real turn a photographer in metro Atlanta. Anyone can do it. Yeah. Like, like it's more important to be just really fucking cool. Like, like to be a like, for modeling photography, your skill set doesn't matter at all. At all. Everything can be done in post. It's all about just art. Dude, people want to work with you. That's it. Just a, just a, at first it's like if you're cool and then it turns into a popularity contest. Do people, other people think you're

cool because you work with the great photographer, Caleb Beaver. You know what I mean? Right. Okay. It's a, it's a social. That makes sense. Some, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a, it's, it's a popularity contest and I, and I'm not poo pooing that like it's important. Like you need to, like, I knew this photographer who just, anytime you around them, you just felt free. You just want to tear your clothes off and snort a line of coke and get crazy

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If you can get someone to do, a social constructor, yeah. If you can get someone to do Coke, like they would never do Coke, you're a great photographer. There you go, Now you know. Yeah, there you go. Dropping bombs this morning. It's like I saw a video. The lady that that Margot Robbie.

So Jordan Belfort, his wife. Margot Robbie interviewed her before. Margot Robbie's hot, right? Yeah, super hot. Yeah. Her before Robbie's hot, right? Yeah super. Okay. Yeah, she interviewed Jordan Belfort's wife before she did the filming for Wolf of Wall Street and she said that she would never like Do nude scenes in the movie?

So it's like if you can convince her to do nude scenes, which I'm pretty sure eventually she did Then you're a great producer. Yeah yeah yeah look there's gonna be no one in the room just me and the camera guy and one lighting guy and then we'll have three of your best friends in there. Yeah but the whole world's gonna see it later don't worry about that. That's right you make millions don't worry. That's right. You make millions, don't worry. Tideesh. Okay.

So, cultures are different. Different cultures have different ways of dealing with things. Oh. This story, this story is fucking bonkers. A Pakistani village counselor orders revenge rape of girl. Well, that must be a typo. That can't possibly be. Some 20 people from Pakistan have been arrested for ordering the rape of a teenage girl and revenge rape for her brother allegedly committed. So her brother raped someone and the punishment was is that the dude's family that he raped gets to now rape his sister. What the fuck? Pakistan. Police said the families of two girls are related members of both

had joined forces to decide what should be done. Yirga village council had ordered the rape of a 16 year old girl as punishment as her brother had raped a 12 year old. Oh my god. He said the village council was approached earlier this month by a man who said his 12 year old sister had been raped by their cousin. The council then ordered the complainant to rape the sister of the accused in return. Jeez dude. What the fuck? That is done.

Pakistan. That's super fucked up. Medical examinations have confirmed rape in both cases. The mothers of the two girls later filed complaints at local police stations oh Another officer a Sean you and us told BBC Urgo that the first girl to be raped was aged between 12 and 14 the victim of The revenge rape was 16 or 17 God I would if I was that girl I would beat the fuck out of my brother. Oh, yeah, dude. What a jackass He should be raped not her. Well now we're thinking oh My god

That's fucking crazy, dude Look at Jonathan Ortega click buttons and do shit and posts. We just vibe. Yeah The vibing it's a post. We just vibe. Yeah. The vibing, it's a vibing protocol. Good point. Yeah. Fucking a. Listen, listen, I'll take, I'll take any problems we have in the US over that

fucking retardation. Hell yeah, dude. Meanwhile, in our little community, someone's upset because Greg Glassman didn't know Lazar Jukic's name or mistook him for being from Serbia when he's really from Croatia. Oops, sorry, I got my countries confused, my country where people don't smile is confused. Oh, is Novak Djokovic from Serbia or Croatia? Oh, I'm so disrespectful. How dare you. That's why none of this stuff that any of these idiots says matters to me, because there's never any context for it. It's all just like, the,'s all like there's no relativity.

You're upset because someone didn't know someone's name but in the rest of your life you just sell t-shirts and lift weights. It's like come on dude. And you disrespect anybody who wants to meet you? I don't I don't want to I'm not saying this like as any. I'm not saying this like as any... I don't care how you fucking take it. Caleb was fucking deployed for fucking eight months or a year of doing this show. And a handful of times saw some shit that no one wants to see and I'm not talking about his fellow

Co-workers having a venereal disease on the tip of his penis. Oh, they probably saw that too I'm not talking about a labia majora with a little syphilis on it And meanwhile your your entire fucking channel is your frustration of whether because your sauna needs two 10 volt and all you have is a 110 hookup. Like shut the fuck up and stay in your fucking lane. Jag ass. And it's fine like I get it. Like weigh in heavy. Weigh in heavy on the new color of

weights that Rogue has released. That's your domain. Ah, I really don't like their new Chartus 45 pound plates. I wish they would have gone with salmon. Really pissed. God damn it. It's not what I wanted. That's your domain. But in the relativity scale, thinking of taking clips off of Reddit and judging them when you don't even know what the fuck's going on, shut the fuck up. Yeah, they're fucking idiots. Seve Lapdogs they call Hiller and Dents. Listen, I don't fucking talk to, I don't talk to really either of them. I definitely don't talk to Jenny about any of her stuff.

And fucking Hiller was ass pounding Craig when his butthole was still, when he had a virgin butthole. If anything, I'm Hillers lapdog. Fucking jackasses. Just call it Yugoslavia. Yeah, Yugoslavia. Her name's not Jenny, whatever the fuck her name is. Whatever the fuck her name is, he's making my site popular again. Thank you.

Fuck your name is some hot chick in Houston Have you seen the comments and hillers video yeah, yeah, it's pretty well I went through every single one of them and liked and liked the ones I liked. First thing I did this morning. Made coffee, sat on toilet, took fat shit, like went through comments. Scrolled, yeah. And if you're not doing that, then you're not friends with Hiller. Yeah, I'd love to bring back the. Yeah I'd love to bring back the newsletter. I'd love to bring back the newsletter. Yeah that'd be cool. So you

don't know the name of the woman that hosts a show on your platform? No fucking John. I don't. I thought her name was Denise., I call her Denise. Her name is Jenny But I still call her Denise Call her both And she's really angry about it. I think it's gonna be the end of our relationship. She gets really she's really angry about it But savvy she didn't die. Well, I know that's why why it's even more disrespectful, because she's alive and she can hear it. This is fucking crazy too. You remember when you thought she was going to back squat that and she jerked it and you're just like, fuck.

This is one of those too. This is one of those's he gonna do with all this weight? This is very easy Okay, nice pretty shitty deadlift. Wait, what the fuck are you doing? Oh My oh my god Oh, did he see stars for a second? Yeah, that's what I do when I see stars. Look at that guy has no, his calves are as thick as his quads. That guy just has like poles coming out of his body. Jesus.

Look how narrow his feet are. Oh, when he does the lift? Yeah. Yeah, look at that. His heels are together. He wants to go back to Kansas. he gets him out though he's pretty fucking explosive this the conditioning piece destroyed me my legs were toast my lungs were on fire my head kept saying that's a conditioning piece no I think that was before this

I think that was before this Seems like something he did before Jesus Christ he wrote a book in here that dude 45. I guess he's diabetic to type one Does that give him an advantage? Uh, probably not. He dresses like a fucking spotted cow. He... he does need to work on his outfits. The camo and the black and white spotted shorts are kind of fucking weird. That hurts my back looking at that. There are some strong motherfuckers around us. Yeah

Just so I can deadlift to two high these days Don't you hate it when people leverage tragedy Leveraging tragedy is crazy Who would do such a thing? I don't know. Family allegations make me sick. So a while back, this mom, Alana, started making TikToks about how her daughter

had a severe medical condition where she had tumors all over her brain, was basically asleep for like 20 hours throughout the day, and was constantly needing surgeries to try to keep her alive. Very quickly, people started following to show their support, and she gained over a million followers

and was constantly making GoFundMe so that people could help fund these expensive surgeries. And as you can tell from the mom's now deleted TikTok videos, the baby was in critical condition and constantly in a state of comatose in and out of the hospital. But just this week, child protective services

have taken their child from them after it was discovered by doctors that the child didn't have any brain tumors and wasn't suffering the things that the mom claimed. And in reality, the mom was giving the baby medicine that was making her sick in order to gain sympathy on social media and the what? She was poisoning her fucking kid. Oh, that's a really good point Heidi on the other hand not

leveraging tragedy is crazy valid so she was this is the shit people will do for followers hey that movie the substance there's some shit in there that's like this. Like the shit people will do. Dear women, I need to tell you women something really quick. As long as you like are cool and you exercise, there'll always be a ton of dudes out there who love you. Thank you. The end. That's it. That's all you need to know.

You don't need to do nothing. Just walk around and just like exercise a little and be cool. And they'll be like half the male population will love you. Yeah. This is, this is in that, in that that movie the extremes that people go through to fucking get attention and likes and follows and love it's it's fucking crazy. Lose. Lose.

The father has now come out confirming these things after he posted on his story saying for what it's worth I had no idea what Alana was doing to Daisy I pushed for those surgeries because of my heart I felt it's what would help I didn't realize that Daisy was being the entire time causing her symptoms. Drugs say it it, pussy. Drugs. ... symptoms to prove what they were. Now thankfully, doctors have said that Daisy's health has been improving dramatically after... Look it, they did a surgery. These doctors opened up her fucking head. They did a

fucking craniotomy on her because of fucking... shit. What the fuck? ... after she's been removed from her mother as the mother can no longer give her the medicine that was causing her conditions. Now as someone who's the father of a little girl myself, this story makes me absolutely sick. I cannot imagine a mother exploiting their child like that for clout on social media and it's just disgusting. But that's my opinion. Let me know what you think in the comments. Hey, that's all the trans kids too. Mm-hmm. That's exactly what it is. Yeah. Exactly. They're like, oh yeah, they're just enabling,

they're just poisoning their children. Leveraging their kids just to fit in. Leveraging tragedy, if you will. Oh, the doctors are idiots. Yeah, I agree. It's like a what was that chick's name? Ken's elapsed at it earlier. Gypsy road. If you're a chick that does CrossFit you start no lower than a six and here listen Let me even make that even better and the average chicken is a four so you're already like and and dudes love anything that's higher than a two like and dudes love anything that's higher than a two. If you're below a two, you probably don't have a vagina.

The Lord will bring a holy justice down on all the evil of this world. Amen. Christ. Hope I'm in the bomb shelter when that happens I don't know if I want to live through anything like that I don't know if I need to be in a bomb shelter as you watch the fallout series no that's pretty crazy it's a it's based on a video game but it's kind of what I like it's a what happens after nuclear fallout. So obviously we have nuclear war,

and there's a lot of people who are rich enough to get spots into these bunkers that are across the nation or whatever. And eventually it gets to the point where they're able to come out. And then they realize what's going on, and it's just like everybody's an alien outside of the bomb shelter if they survived it was it's just crazy it's kind of a cool how many what about um this movie this

show a peaky book peaky blinders so that one's good too that is good someone told me I should watch them like it's too old I'm not watching that they're like no you got to watch it. It's not that old. I could came out and like, um, shit, maybe 10 years ago, I guess. That's good. Yeah. I have to check with Hiller.

I really, I'm not going to watch anything that's not approved by him, even though that last one was fucking a disaster. Hey, that's a, that's a, that's a shoddy suggestion. After that, did no one in the, no one in the chat Did no one in the chat watch the substance? Look at, of course, Tyler Watkins, bro. Peaky changed my life. Jesus Christ. Yeah.

I would suggest watching DG Blinders. I'm still working on getting through it, but it's good. Oh yeah, the Peaky movie. Just watching DG blinders. I'm still working on getting through it, but it's good So I had this movie I had this buddy who Was telling me they were going through some training And it was with police on a police force And it was with police, not a police force. And I didn't really understand exactly what it was, but basically it was to make you aware of your bias when you see cars and who you might think might be driving them. Okay. As if somehow that's racist.

Okay. As if somehow that's racist. Okay. How is using your discernment racist? A lowered 1977 Chevy pickup truck. Mexican. El Camino. Mexican. Mexican, yeah. Nissan 350z Asian, okay

Cadillac CT3 black Listen, I've never I've never seen a white a Mexican or an Asian pull up to a gas station Open the fucking door and dump out a fucking a bucket of Kentucky fried chicken onto the gas station floor. I've only seen blacks do that Okay. Yeah, I've never seen anyone open at the gas station open their door and dump out any blacks dump out an ashtray full of cigarettes Only white women do that and meth head guys. Yeah 2020 Subaru Ascent.

Last year. Thank you. Like how the fuck is that racist? Like people are fucking confused. People are fucking confused. Yeah. Dog barking. What's a dog barking? Oh, go up and pet it. If you don't, you're racist. No, I used to, there was this gas station I used to go to.

I swear to God, I must have seen it at least three times. There would be just the bones out of the bucket, but they wouldn't even throw the whole bucket out. I don't know what they did with the bucket. They would just I would be at a gas. There was this gas station I went to and people would just open their door and dump their shit out while they were filling gas just right on the thing there. What the fuck? Cigarette buds.

I even saw one dude dump out his ashtray full of pennies one time. What? Yeah. There's probably a coin star in that gas station. What's a coin star? Where you put your coins in there, you get a bunch of cash back. Oh, no, no, no. This is like a shell in Oakland. Oh, okay. A lifted truck. White dude.

It's probably a kid. Or Mexican with a small penis. Escalade with tinted windows. MILF. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. GMC Yukon. Yeah. Probably only has like two kids. But she just wanted a big

freaking suburban Magnus you can't even play this game. Did you even live in America? You don't even understand scheme wherever you live Magnus There's like there's like it's all fucking latins and then like you Like you didn't even get to play this game, dude Go the fuck back to whatever you were doing to those Scheduling your trip to Kenya to fucking where German tourists go to meet girls. Yeah, what about reno's like? Can does that work anywhere like it doesn't I don't think it works anywhere outside of the United States No, it's just they have like two completely different cars. Well, well in the Middle East it works

There's oh, there's a wagon Toyota. He looks terrorist terrorists Yeah, other cars people. Yep You got it. If you're driving a G wagon, you're just a rich oil guy Lame rich oil guy Tesla truck Low t-count. Yeah low t-countcount. Dude, I swear. Yeah. Yep. I can vouch for that. I just can't believe cops are taught not to like...

Any Japanese car lowered, Asian. Yeah. Or a white guy that works at an auto shop. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. Who only has Asian friends. That's right. Yeah. Yeah any one of those Tesla's or any of those cars where as you go by it the paint changes color Asian Yeah, you know what you kind of talking about

Yeah, it's like blue and as you pass it it turns yellow. You're like, what the fuck? Yep, and if it's just like a clean Tesla, they're usually an attorney or a doctor if it's a clean Tesla Yeah, just like a clean Tesla. They're usually an attorney or a doctor. If it's a clean Tesla. Yeah. Just like a normal like Tesla plat. And if it's a doctor, it's Asian or a black DEI candidate. Wow. Wow. Driving a 1999 Mercedes sedan in perfect condition. Old Jewish woman. She still got her key.

Like, my mom has one of those. Oh my God. Yeah. She doesn't have push to start. My mom. Oh my God. You got to see my mom. My mom's car is so fucking old and still so mint.

But like, like the visors don't work. You put it up, it just falls down. You know what I mean like like the visors don't work you put it up It just falls down. You know what I mean? Like the visor tired they just Like the headliner so old it's like loose it's like it's like saggy to Like if you sneeze in there the whole headliner moves in my mom's car The fuck mommy you get a new car. No, this one's fine. That's fucking hilarious. You spill a drink in my mom's car and the car stops working.

Oh, damn it. Like there's like a short, you know what I mean? Fuck. You gotta open the windows up and vacuum out all the shit. It's like the first model of the cheap Mercedes. It was like when I knew Mercedes was going downhill. It's like a 2002 or 1997 sedan. I just remember when they first made a cheap sedan.

I was like, oh, what? They fucked up. Yeah, my car is I don't think my car necessarily has a stereotype. I would say there's more women who drive my car I think the Honda Odyssey and the Toyota Sienna are pretty I drive the least racist car because I'm the least racist it's a good point yeah like the most people probably buy those cars too they end up just being like kind of like a middle-class car like middle-class like just generic yeah usually but hey I need somewhere to get from point a to point B that I don't care

if like my kid takes a shit in the back yep exactly you know what sucks is my Vinny my minivans in great condition I mean it's a it's a moving pile of trash like every day you have to like get a rake and a broom and like push clothes and shoes and shit out of it. But the back seats, they're pristine leather seats, but the seams have come apart and it's only 2016. So like, wow. Yeah. I think that's because they know I'm a it's like because I'm black. That just happens to black people.

The seams just start coming apart on your shit. the the the the the the the the the

the the the the the Like the like when you see them on the show, yeah Like like 50% of their character they show on here. I've never seen before anywhere Like they just bring it for the show and I'm really like they've really figured me out. Like they know my whole They know your stick, huh? Yeah, they know my stick and they're just like ripping it off and modifying it and doing it better I was like, holy cow. I didn't even know that they knew they were black people. I it and doing it better. I was like holy cow I didn't even know that they knew they were black people. I didn't even know they knew the difference like between white and black. I never heard my

kids say black people. Like the only time I've ever heard them say black people is like if we're playing video games like we're playing tennis. Like my kid will be like oh this is funny though they'll be like I want to be the black guy I will not be the blue-haired girl. You know what I mean? I want to be the black guy. I will not be the blue haired girl. You know what I mean? How do you know that? Oh shit, I've completely brainwashed my kids. Did you see this video? The Chinese guy that does the Trump accent?

Yes, it's good. It's good. Yeah, this is good. I love it how you Yeah, this is good. I love it how you can pull this stuff up. I can't hear it. Maybe you got to know, maybe they can hear it. I'll pull it up later. Dude, my kids want to be Mr. T for Halloween every year. They love Mr. T and I would totally let them do that if they want to, if they did, if they, you know,

if they drug me to the store and did it, I have no issue. Avi wants to meet Mr. T so bad. He thinks he's the coolest. I don't give a fuck. I'm playing any of those stupid games ruin my kids whole future because he did blackface at 10 is mr. T You know what else I saw this I saw this what you're about to show me the Asian guy doing Trump in Chinese I also saw Chris Pratt rapping Eminem.

Did you see that video? No. What? So I showed my kid yesterday that song, forget about Dre. There's footage of Chris Pratt out there rapping that. And so I told my kid, I could do that. So yesterday I pulled, I, I stood in front of my computer and I started rapping Eminem and he walked away from me while I was doing it. Forget about Dre.

I should have filmed that for my Instagram. You guys would love that. Chris Pratt in cannot upstage me. Here it is. Oh, good job. Nobody does it better than I do. Nobody does it better. Hong Kong is a little bit different from the rest of the world. I want a simple and a good game. Yeah, absolutely. I was everybody in that restaurant just starts like perking up and like what the fuck is wrong with this guy? Oh

Chinese Trump No, they haven't seen rocky 3 yet. He doesn't want to see I told him about it And I guess he someone said some to him. He doesn't want to see mr. T get beat up. Oh I said it's not bad. I said he Yeah, he's I don't lose like I respect He wins the first fight, right? Yeah, that's the whole that's like the the premise of the movie, right? Hey judy, uh

I don't want to be mean to you, but um You can't get in trouble for blackface. You're not equal to us You don't have the you don't have the right to get in trouble You can do whatever you want. You're not, you're like... Yeah, you're good. Yeah, you're fine. You're not... You don't have the privileges we have.

Yeah, you get a free pass. Yeah, it sucks to be you. You don't get to live through all the social More ass that we do Go about your way. Stop trying to be one of us You're fine. Can't get in trouble. There you go Blackface Judy and blackface You'll walk through Harlem like that Judy no one gives a fuck That's actually probably safer for you to walk through a black neighborhood and blackface Judy for you

They probably welcome you into their home. Yeah Fuck. That's actually probably safer for you to walk through a black neighborhood and blackface Judy for you. They probably welcome you into their home. Yeah. As opposed to sucker punch you from the back. That's right. Okay. This one just says gross. Oh God, I can't play this. Oh god, I can't play this. It's amazing how much violence there is on Instagram, right?

Like people getting carjacked and mugged and... That is pretty wild. Pat Lang, if Blackface was so bad, why wasn't the movie White Chicks a Problem? Wasn't the black dudes walking around with painted white faces the whole movie? That's exactly what happened. You probably shouldn't admit that you saw that movie. Is there really a movie like that? You've never seen that?

No. Oh, dude, it's called White Chicks. These two black dudes dress up in white face and they're like police officers and Oh, dude, it's insane Is it a comedy? Yes big-time comedy. It's on Netflix Those are black dudes. Those are black guys Yeah, oh wow, is this a good movie it's hilarious This is a true classic.

Wow, okay. Definitely watch this movie. Terry Cluess is in it. The Waynes brothers are the ones that play the white chicks. I like Busty Phillips. I did see Soul Man when I was a little kid in the movie theater. God, that movie. I don't remember anything about that movie though.

All right, White Chicks. Yeah, it's... Can my kids watch it? Probably. They could probably watch that, yeah. I think it's only like a PG-13 movie, technically. But PG-13 in 2004 was like what Rated R is now basically. What are we going to talk about for three hours if we go on for three hours tonight?

Should do that, I don't know. Dave, we can review. What? Dave, six minute we can review. Oh yeah, we do need to do that. Two US Navy pilots shot down over Red Sea in an apparent friendly fire incident, US military says. Yeah, not good.

I think those guys lived. Yeah, they did. Which is like good and bad, I guess. It's crazy right? It's like good that they lived but bad that we shot down an aircraft and... We shot down our own guys or someone else shot them down? We shot down our own aircraft. Yeah.

Think about that. And that air, the carrier or whatever, the destroyer or whatever that was in that AO like just arrived in that area of operation. How bizarre that we can't shoot down a Chinese balloon or drones, but we shoot down our own planes. I don't know, man. shoot down a Chinese balloon or drones, but we shoot down our own planes. I don't know, man. It's pretty crazy.

Aren't you glad Tim Walz didn't get elected? Absolutely. Now I don't want anyone to get all worried about this. This is just an isolated incident. This doesn't, this has never happened before. Parents of female students outrage after a boy parades around girls locker room naked exposing himself in Kenosha. What? At a Watosha Central High School. Several parents of female students have contacted KCE with very serious concerns according to allegations shared with KCE by multiple sources. The boy has been using the girl's locker room to change at the Watocha Central High School. He stares at the young girls while

they change and makes them feel very uncomfortable. Some of the girls began to use the stalls to change. When they would exit, the boy would be exposing his penis and rubbing himself with lotion. He claimed to the girls that the lotion was to prevent chafing. This is the teacher, Miranda Hopkins gym teacher. This is her. Girl. Don't trust anyone with eyes that far apart. The boy changes in the full nude, often exposing his penis and testicles.

Many girls, some of most which are freshmen approach the gym teacher Miranda Hopkins. Hopkins told the girls that the boy identifies as a girl so they have to let him have access Miranda is of no relation to a local school board member and teacher Brian Hopkins nor his father Salem Lakes trustees Whatever there's a family law There is a family locker room in the middle of the school that the girls started using but Hopkins told the girls they can't use It and to stop stirring up drama The girls then stopped changing the locker room and went to class without proper gym clothes.

The school punished them by marking down their grades and handing out unexcused absences. Multiple parents have called the school multiple times and the school leadership finally called seemingly tried to address the issue. The girls were told that the boy is no longer allowed in the female locker room, but they say he isn't listening to that directive. One girl was allegedly assaulted by this boy as she told him to put his dick away. He pushed the girl. He was suspended for this violence for smashing a Chromebook in a fit of rage against another student.

Some students have told school staff that the boy is threatened to shoot up the school, but they say the teachers laughed it off and told the students not to be dramatic. What? Oh God. The girls are 14 and he's 16. Is that him?

No, this is the guy that's letting it happen. Fortunately, I'm not able to comment on your I mean, look at this fucking guy. That's right. Don't worry about it. We got it under control. You know, he thinks that he's a he's a girl. So we're just gonna let him think that he's a girl and he can stay in a girl locker room. The scary part is that some americans voted for this stuff

No They don't even believe it's happening, dude No, that's soot. That is that is matt suza if he didn't find crossfit woof, dude Jesus christ that's uh Jesus Christ. That's fucking. Kenosha County Sheriff Office spokesman today who said the Sheriff's Office has not received a complaint about these allegations. We'll be looking into them.

Look at this fucking lady. Oh man. Hey, I'm going to leave this. I'm going to leave this up here. I want to, I'm going to call, I'm going to call that guy on the show next week. I want to call that guy. You should. Yeah, while we're live on the air, call this guy.

Don't trust anybody with eyes that far apart. I want to be like, hey dude, what's the deal? Why are you letting a 16 year old boy have his dick out? He'd hang up immediately. Fat Souza. It's Fat Souza's second cousin. I still don't understand how it's okay either. I'm just trying to picture what would happen if I was in high school and a dude walked into the girl's locker room.

I think my principal would have gone in there and fucking beat the fuck out of the kid. Yeah. Was his name Mr. Neary? I don't think he'd have tolerated that. He's a big dude. He used to be like the football coach. I don't think he would have tolerated that. Both my... yeah. Both of my like gym coaches that I had in high school They would not put up with that shit

One of them had had daughters and the other one was like this fucking Meathead powerlifting dude, and he just did well. You're the gym coach both of the gym coaches Yeah, I can't imagine gym coach tolerating that shit. Dude. They would just, yeah, that would never happen. Hey, high rock Susan. Hey, can we rebrand high rocks? To what? It's just, it should just be, it should just, it needs a name like Murph or Sally or Fran or Nicole.

Like it needs a name. It's just a CrossFit workout. Yeah, for sure. I need to rebrand it. We can't be calling it Hi-Rox anymore. It's just a CrossFit workout people are doing over and over and over again, which is fine. I have no issue with that. But like, there's no... Yeah, it's the same shit yeah let's give it a benchmark name what if they just the benchmark name is fun

run fun run it's actually called suicide oh the Richie we can call it the Richie call it the sporty Beth. Wow. Has she done high rocks? She's training for one right now. No shit. Yeah. We, uh, somebody who has access to seeing her account showed scrolled through and showed me that she was training for one.

I hate it when people, you know, she didn't block me. Did she block you? Yeah. Uh, Hate it when people you she you know, she didn't block me. Did she block you? Yeah Someone someone posted on the comments I know why Justin Maderas and Ellie block seven or blocked you guys you and seven or something like they didn't block me. I'm cool That's so weird Well, don't block me. I'm cool. I'm cool. I like to look at your body. I'm cool for sure order the Um, wasn't Instagram going to report that for a while? Wasn't there a rumor that Instagram was going to report it if someone zoomed in on

your post, like they would report it to you. So Caleb zoomed in on your post. I don't know. That's what it is. I assume on everything, dude. I zoom in on shit. I don't even want to see. The screen's too small. What is it? Oh yeah, I think we should do a show in the morning too.

Are you going gonna party tonight? Yeah, we got family coming over to our house What do you do with your family and by our house, I mean my parents house, uh, I Don't know. We'll probably just eat much food and hang out and watch the ball drop You should put on gel blasters. Oh, that's fun. Dude, they're awesome. Yeah, I got their automatic right or they come flying out. Right? Yeah, we got two automatic ones. And then we got a pump action shotgun. It's like it shoots like three of them at once and you can just like you just it's sick. It's like a it's like no like shoulder brace or

anything. It's just like a like a hand cannon. Hey do you um do you soak those in water or something and then they fill up that the bullets? Yeah yeah so that they come with like a pack that's already like somebody's shooting them at me right now actually I Saw someone behind the the Yeah, you take it you took a shot There now did you see that yeah, yeah, that's good. Yeah. Well, you're your mom and dad play No, but they end up being collateral damage most of the time. They catch some strays. Yeah, that's probably what we'll do. It's a good time. Oh, that's fun. Any kids? No, the

youngest one's 23. So it's just... God, your family's immature. We can't help it. What are you guys gonna do? My kids, I don't know what we're gonna do. Haley said we might have some friends over. I'm just planning on being here on the show. Sweet. Yeah. I'm gonna sell my Matuthian. Oh, I was at CrossFit Kids yesterday and one of the parents walked up to me and said hey I love your metothian what yeah it's cool right uh-huh that was before I went to the cafe with all the giant tits Wow so you're running on your your high you were high as a kite hell yeah that's awesome yeah I was pretty stoked that's pretty cool January 6 prosecutors didn't prosecute crimes in DC that's That's awesome. Yeah, I was pretty stoked. That's pretty cool.

January 6th, prosecutors didn't prosecute crimes in DC. That's a good story. Greg's been saying this for 20 years. That's a good story. NYC subway. Oh my goodness. Okay, let's finish on this. I cannot say enough negative things about Noble. I cannot. It is a complete shit brand. As I recall when I read their history, I think they had the name even before they had any product. If that's not the sign of just complete fucking, what's the word people like to use?

Grifting? No product, just a name. God, what a great name. If that's not the sign of just complete fucking what's the word people like to use grifting No product just a name. God. What a great name. We have to sell something behind it a complete shithole brand Tom Brady can't save it and he looks so uncomfortable in his own skin right there. The ugliest, shittiest shoes ever made. They're so bad. Oh, we want Noble to be the number one global wellness brand. Oh, we want Noble to be the number one global wellness brand. Tell me what that means.

Why are you supporting any dipshits like that? Why are you supporting dipshits who talk like that and then they have fucking body armor covered on there all over their fucking table Look at this how this guy shaves to god this I want to punch that guy in the face For those who aspire to be better mentally emotionally and physically low You you want to inspire people who want to be better emotionally, mentally and physically. Okay. Wow. Okay. He looks like a, like a great value Tony Robbins. Yes. What the fuck is a global wellness brand? They don't even know.

That guy's fucking just die. That guy's just a pile of shit diarrhea. We can only motivate or inspire people who want this. Oh, you can only motivate and inspire people who want this. Ah, really? Wow. Wow. Tom Brady, just he he knows he's fucked. That's the biggest key, building the foundation. You want to know when the Super Bowl comes in the fourth quarter, when it all matters,

who can handle it and who can't. You figure that out when no one else is watching. Hey, they got Tom Brady talking, but all the footage is of betas. Just every one of those dudes is a, every one of those dudes takes a strap on from his wife. Yeah. Yeah. Not one of those people in that fucking shot has ever fucking worked out. Who comes to fucking work like that at a fucking athletic company?

You know, for us to win the Super Bowl, we have to know who we got. That's what team's all about. Oh my God, how did they... Listen, Ennob bulls not made for you you fucking tub of shit You can't be wearing that shirt the guy next to Brady Yeah, I can't wear a noble shirt. You sure as fuck can't wear when you fucking light bulb God I fucking hate this brand so much. And don't forget these fucking morons, these fucking morons affiliated with a lot of fucking scumbags that did fucking not so good things to children.

And they forced their employees to get the injection or be fired. Super cool. We can only inspire people to take the vaccine and if we can't inspire them, then we're just going to fire you. We're going to partner with all the fucking trans propaganda we can out there. All of it. Feel my wrath. I fucking, anytime I see you fucking douche nozzles wearing that shit, even my friends, I fucking think you're a cuck. Still like you.

Fucking, just throw that shit in the fucking yard. You wipe your dog's ass with it. Take all your fucking noble gear with scissors and use it as rags to clean shit in the fucking yard. You wipe your dog's ass with it. Take all your fucking noble gear with scissors and use it as rags to clean shit on the floor. Dog piss in the fucking... Get it? Keep a- keep your pile of noble clothes next to your fucking spray bottle of resolve. Heh heh. Oh, they're such scumbags. My wife bought me something from Carthart the other day.

Did I tell you that? No. Was it a jacket? No, it was a pair of long johns. Oh, okay. I'm like, I can't wear these. They cut into my fucking muffin top anyway. Okay. I'm like, I can't wear these. They cut into my fucking muffin top anyway.

Oh, yeah, that's kind of uncomfortable. Yeah, too tight. They look great on her. I told her to keep them. So they look great on you. There you go, perfect. And I would have worn them if they fit. Yeah.

Oh, look at Vindicate. She was thoughtful, you douche. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. If they fit. Yeah. Oh, look at, look at vindicate. She was thoughtful. You do. That's what my dad would say to me too. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not wearing the card hard leggings. All right. Um, so today, uh, two more shows.

We have to do Dave Kester Week in Review. What do I have to do right now? I have to take my kids to tennis. Can you believe there's tennis on New Year's Eve? Is that strange? Just anything that's going on between Christmas and New Year's just seems weird. Yeah. I just feel like besides jail blaster fights. 100%. Blaster fights a hundred percent Carhartt not Carthartt. Oh

You know, Jeff birchfield has a whole fucking closet full of Carthart. He's probably a big car hard guy for sure. I Think I only have like one thing from it. So just a jacket That's about it you know I have overalls too you know you have the overalls yeah you can pull off overalls you know that do you wear those a lot I was when I was working on the house now I don't really have to but god I wish I could wear overalls I look like I'm three foot six when I wear overalls I was gonna recommend you could get some but now you couldn't you definitely couldn't do it I look like I use cock for lipstick and I'm fucking three and a half feet tall I look like I'm fetish midget porn when I'm in

overalls, so I Would love to wear clothes where you just put like it on Yeah, that's it. Yeah You know how to do anything else. That would be so awesome So yeah, I look like a Exactly Yeah, I look like a law gnome in overall. Exactly. Yeah. You would look like the third Mario brother. Correct. Thanks guys. Appreciate you working with me. I have ten card hard pieces.

Pieces. Anytime I start to think you're straight for a second Pat you say something like that and I you fall back in the fucking butt plugger camp never mind is I have ten pieces I'm gonna invite everyone on the show today too, or tonight too, so we'll see who actually shows up. Maybe Tyler Watkins will show up drunk or something. All right. Or John will show up with some oval team. All right. Talk to you guys later. Bye.