The Sevan Podcast - #230 The News - Kate Gordon

Episode Date: December 13, 2021

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I'm still up for the news. Good. Some, some people already logged off. They, they just, they just, they were here just to hear me say that. Bam. That's it. They're gone. They're gone. They got it. Hey, I went live oh you say that again you did what so you know how you're like you got to go live on instagram and like announce that you're doing the podcast and i was like i've never been live on instagram so i did it for the first time last week how was it well i was only on for like 30 seconds just to be like, Hey, I'm live. Go to YouTube or go to wherever, go to the podcast.

Oh yeah. I think it takes like 30 seconds just to aggregate your followers. You know what I mean? For them. It's not like it stays in Instagram, right? Like it's not like it stays in the stories or notifications so i was like well i don't know if i didn't unless you wanted to well i was almost thinking like have you ever considered just making your whole podcast alive on your instagram

would you ever do that uh i i um uh the only reason why i couldn't think not to is for the monetization reasons, but fucking the vast majority, we don't make any money from anyway because we're on Spotify and iTunes and Apple. Right, right. By the way, I'm starting to get notifications that we're banned on iTunes. It can't be true. I swear, AndreBarbellJobs jobs.com it is not true it's only but but some people are saying they're getting some weird thank you thank you man

um but oh i like that sound hey um sometimes sometimes girls will uh when they go live or like in their videos they start their videos and they're like adjusting their camera for like the first 15 or 20 seconds. And it's just a cleavage shot. I've no, I've no issues with that. I've no issues, no issues at all with that. That's not on accident. That is not on accident. Oh, come on, Matt. Not everyone's like you. Come on. Come on. Actually, good question, Matt matt are you using a filter because uh yeah your your studio right now is nice ah thank you thank you kate thank you no it's just this uh it's from colin it's not even me it's colin it's a little showered oh i don't have this comment it's in there yeah well i took my monthly shower, so I'm feeling good. And, uh,

just kidding. I take, I shout more than a month. Kate, Kate, what's up with your audio today? So I've, I've changed rooms. I'm in a different room cause I'm moving my house. So I'm, is it kind of echoey? Not kind of. Really? Okay. Here, let me see if this is better. Is that better?

Okay. So this is the other thing I was trying to avoid. When I'm wearing these headphones, it doesn't allow me to adjust the volume. So I hear Sivan's voice at like 100% volume for two and a half hours. And I'm like, so have you guys seen me like i start taking one off towards the end of the podcast because i'm like i can't do this it's the first thing you do right when we get off you're like yeah i can't believe it i can't believe there's a caller already oh i'm scared justin from mormon country how can i help you? What's up? What's up, brother?

Look at my long time. Okay. Sorry. Go ahead. I'm a long time listener. First time caller. Affiliate owner coming up on my three year anniversary. I'm a Glassman believer. I'm a CrossFit methodology preacher for about 10 years. I don't really have anything crazy to share. I'm going to let you guys get to the news. But I did want to share this experience I had regarding sugar.

There's listeners that say that sugar is not addictive. So check this piece of information out. My dad recently went through cancer treatment he had cancer in his face and his neck is that skin cancer what is that it was it was a virus the hpv virus and it manifested in his um neck and cheek so i don't i don't know that's the extent that i know okay um anyway he went through pretty extensive chemo radiation like was on a feeding tube all that and he has lost a significant amount of his taste like um he can taste like a third of the foods he eats still today he's probably like

six months um post treatment and he had a sweet tooth i tell him that he said cancer is the best thing that ever happened to him because he lost like 30 pounds he's in the best shit well maybe not his life but like since the 30s um but anyway he can't like sweet taste gross to him but he bought some uh halloween candy to give to the kids that come by his house so he's had it like on his counter for the last little bit and he says every couple every couple days he'll try a little piece of it just to see if he can taste it and he noticed that he still wants to eat it even though it tastes like shit and he doesn't want to eat it but it's the sugar it's the connection to the sugar right that he's still getting dopamine released into his brain so it's crazy that so

we've had some really cool conversations he comes to classes at my crossfit affiliate and and he he was like it was just it's amazing that that still, my body still wants the sugar, even though I don't think it tastes good. So those of you out there that don't think that sugar is a small poison and that's very addictive are idiotic. Let me ask you this. I mean this in all seriousness. Why do we have to know whether it's addictive or not? Like, why do we have to know whether it's addictive or not? Like, why do we... Good question.

Yeah, like... I think people don't want to believe that it's as bad as it is for you. Oh, for sure. For sure. That is 100% sure. The same way, like, yeah they say that they don't want to believe that because it's readily available and they like it and so they're it's like selective hearing selected whatever they don i i don't know but i have that i have the same question um i don't know can you ask your dad can you google

that matt hpv eating pussy is that is there what yeah it i think it can be sexually transmitted, and I don't know why. But what's the other way? Like someone else was eating pussy and then you kissed them? I mean, but... I have no idea. HPV is the most common sexually transmitted infection. HPV is a different virus than HIV and HSV. There were about 43 million HPV infections in 2008, many among people in their late teens and early 20s. The problems

including general warts, cancers, but there are vaccines that can stop these health problems. Okay, I don't really, how is it spread? Oh, you can get HPV by having vaginal and anal or oral sex with someone who has the virus. It's most common spread during vaginal or anal sex get HPV by having vaginal and anal or oral sex with someone who has the virus. It's most common spread during vaginal or anal sex. HPV can be passed even when an infected person has no signs or symptoms. Anyone who's sexually active can get HPV even if you have had sex with only one person. Wait, say that? What?

Anyone who is sexually – even if you've only had sex? Yeah, of course, if that other person has it. What kind of fucking sentence is that? Okay, sorry, I can't see the rest, Matt. This makes it hard to ejaculate knowing your... No, that was me making that up. Does it have health problems? Does it cause

cancer? Interesting. It's crazy. It is a cancer. But your dad has a... But it's also venereal disease. That means your dad has sex. I guess that's my take. Well, I hope so.

Oh, shit. How old? You own an affiliate in Utah? Yep. Yeah, that's cool. You're a good dude. Is that your only job or you got another gig? I'd like to think so. No, man, it's supporting me and my wife. COVID, ever since COVID, we've been booming, man.

COVID was the best thing that happened to us. How come? People wanted, well, the first thing, in my opinion, is opinion is right you don't know what or how does this thing go you don't know what you got till it's gone and so our members that have been around for a long time and we had to close down for six weeks at one point they were they came back so excited and and they they didn't realize how much they loved it um until it was taken away from them and i'm pretty old school like glassman um marketing style like most of my new members are word of mouth referrals and so once the gym opened back up they started bringing their

their daughters and their mothers and their aunts and brothers and sisters and so it's pretty ma pa feel but our membership base is higher than it's ever been and my wife was able to quit her job and yeah living the dream dude i wonder what i wonder what kind of marketing strategy you could do in Mormon country, like bring a guest in and get free magic underwear, get free access to the tabernacle or get a fortune cookie with a message from John Smith directly to you. We're definitely a stone's throw from Mormon country, but Salt Lake City is pretty liberal, for lack of a better word. Like, look it up, Sousa, per capita, I think we have more LGBT-identified individuals than many cities in the United States.

Oh, that's interesting. So there's a lot of heathens there. I guess from the Mormon perspective. So Provo, which is like 30 minutes south from philip city is very mormon country as you say oh i use the word heathen wrong heathen is an inherent of a religion that does not does not worship god of judaism or christianity or islam maybe mormons or heathens. Maybe I fucked it all up. Well, I don't know. Someone, Colin, you know everything.

Make a comment in the comments, please. A Mormon would tell you that they're Christian. A Christian would say that a Mormon is not Christian. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. That's right. My sister's a Christian. She's always telling me other Christians who aren't Christians. Well, I'm going to jump off. I appreciate it.

I got to go. I got to go. Sorry, dude. I got to go. Yeah. You hang up on me. Kate, did you get, Kate, did you get stood up on a date? Did you say that last week? Yeah. I've been stood up twice in two months. Like to the point where like I show up and they just don't show up do you confirm with them before like do you hit them up and they're like hey i'm on my way and they're like okay see you soon yeah like hey i'll see you soon at this time they're like yep and then i'm there and i'm like hey so Daniel Brandon stood us up

twice on this show so what we do is we always schedule two guests with her and we always have her come on in the second hour so we had Nick Rodriguez on and then in the second hour we have Danielle come on everyone's happy to see Danielle doesn't matter who you are

so she does two dates at one time, same location? Yes, yes, yes, yes, Sousa. Yeah, that goes under my golden rule of two is one, one is none. God, you should reschedule that and schedule both the dudes. Yeah. Can you explain that? Give me a little more details on that. So where did you meet? This is a guy like you just know from the hood and you're like

were people that i'd matched on tinder or like a dating app um one of them i was messaging them day of like we'd been chatting for like a week online and then i was gonna go like literally just go to his place and hang out and he he'd give me his address. We'd been messaging that day confirmed, Hey, like this time. Yep. Cool. We're on board. We were chatting the morning off. And then I got to his place and he just didn't answer. And it was an apartment complex. So he'd given me a street number, but not an apartment number, which I didn't realize until I was there being like, fuck, I don't, I don't know what apartment to buzz. And he just didn't respond to my messages. And then the second situation was we were meeting at a cafe by the beach. And I'd been messaging him that morning. He's like, yep, I'm coming

straight from work. So I was on my way and I said, hey, I'm running a couple of minutes late. I'm just stuck in traffic. I'll see you soon. And then I didn't get a response. And I was like, okay, I'm already sus on this. Got there, hadn't heard from him, walked to the cafe and was standing there and there's no one around. And I was like, ugh. So I went to message him. It shows up when you're texting someone when your notifications are silenced. So on an iPhone, you can make your notifications set on do not disturb so that you won't get any messages and it will notify the person messaging you so i'd seen that from him i was like fuck he's like muted me and then i went on to instagram which we'd already connected on instagram and he'd unmatched me and blocked me so i was like hey like i'm here and then just got nothing was it you think it was a catfish

you think that wasn't the actual person and then that it got to it got too close as i've been having this conversation with greg my partner what's that mean what did suza just ask you i'm 49 what did he say so when you're catfished is when someone's not who they really are so they use someone else's photos or pretend to be someone online and then in real life that's not actually who they are okay so there's like a whole show of people being catfish. They fall in love with these people, they send them money and then they go and meet them. And it's a completely different person. It's been like, you know, they've been connected for years and they're like, it's just, it's fucking crazy. Yeah. So you set up a fake account and you can just like make people fall

in love with you. So, um, the theory is, is that I haven't been stood up when I was single, but I've now been stood up twice when I'm in an open relationship. So we're talking about it and we think that maybe it's like a power dynamic where it's like, I don't need them. Like I don't, they're just like my side pieces. And so I think that can be kind of intimidating for a guy and they opt out last minute and they don't have the balls to be like, Hey, like I'm out. I don't want to do like, I'm not available now. So they, the worst part is that it's, it's not even like the, whatever, whatever reason they decide not to show up. It's, I don't give a fuck. It's the not saying something. It's just like the, Hey, just tell me you're

fucking bailing. Just say, I'm not, I'm not going to be there. I'm sorry. Like I'm out. It's that bit that I'm like, man, have a little bit of backbone, have a little bit of integrity, like, like just be a good person, just the bare minimum, but good person, you know, like it's that bit. But I'm like, man, have a little bit of backbone, have a little bit of integrity, like, like just be a good person, just the bare minimum, but good person, you know, like it's not even asking a lot. That's why it makes it think it's catfish.

I think that, I think it's just, they're playing the game. I'm so, I'm so tripping that. Like, I don't understand why else, I don't understand why else it would happen.

Yeah. It's crazy though. Cause like I have the phone number, I've seen them on their dating app and I've had them on Instagram as well. So it's like you can connect on multiple different channels. And which, yeah, somebody could catfish to that degree. Hey, next one you get, you should DM it to my fiancee, Grace. She's a detective.

Not really, but she'll hunt them down online. One of the best detectives. Just DM it to her and she's on the case. I don't know. I think they got scared. It just smells like HPV just all around. I mean, yeah, somebody just bailed last minute, didn't really feel doing it, whatever.

I think that happens to people, like yeah somebody just bailed last minute like didn't really feel doing it whatever like i think that happens to people but the not showing up and letting the other person show up that's the bit that you're like what what part of your brain missing like there's a connection that's not like how did you it's rare because something something went awry um yeah that's wow. Wow. I just, that's, that's bizarre to me that someone would go through the effort of getting you to go on a date and then drop the ball. And like, so ghosting people is pretty prolific in online dating. Like people will just simply stop talking to you out of the blue, which if like, for whatever reason, it functions quite well because people will filter themselves out. You know, like if someone's not interested as annoying as it is,

when you get ghosted, it is something that allows you to understand like, okay, they're not interested. Like, fuck it. Cool. I'm going to move on with my life. So what could actually work quite well is, Hey, we've been talking the morning of meeting. Like I messaged them saying like, Hey, good morning. I hope your day is going well. I'll see you at this time at this place. And they'll message me back saying, yep, cool. No worries. Like I'll be coming straight from work or I'll be doing this, whatever.

So it's like the point that I messaged them the day of, man, ghost me then. Ghost me and stop talking to me then. Rather than being like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll see you there. When they have zero intention on that day to actually do it i'm like there's opportunity for you to bail out earlier you know to just like no show so many opportunities i just don't know if you just cut to them in their car like hunched down

like looking at you and be like i can't do it i can't do it yeah i just like that yeah my my nephew was telling me something about talking to me about snap he's how old is he he's either 17 or 18 i can't remember but we were talking about snapchat and he was basically saying that people can see whether you've opened their message or not and that you kind of have an obligation to answer once they've opened it up. Sorry, I can't wear the hood. And, uh, it's crazy to me when I was a little boy, my phone would ring in my house, right? It was the phone that hung on the wall and one, and I would get up and answer it. And finally, one day my mom said to me, Hey, you know, that phone's for us. And I go, what do you mean? She goes, you don't know. You don't ever have to answer the phone when it rings and like i never if you text me i

never feel obligated to answer and if i text someone i never feel like they're obligated to answer you never have to fucking respond to me on instagram you don't owe me shit and people who think that you do owe them i know i'm conflating issues here what these guys did to kate is just fucking cowardice pussies their mask wears for sure spreading fear and all sorts of shit like even if you fish someone wouldn't you just say to them okay i'll get back to that in a second if you think that you have to respond to someone you you you are doomed for misery you will never be as happy as me i'm happy when i wake up and i'm happy when I go to bed. My moods and my bad temperament and anything bad that happens in my life

is like a storm. It's not a season. I never dwell in misery. I'm free. I'm a free man. I do what I want. And I know I'm a good person so that's all that matters. Like today at Home Depot, I took cuts

in front of a lady because she fucking stepped out of line because she was fucking around with her Christmas tree. And I go, hey, and I didn't realize it until I was there. Then I realized she wasn't stepping out out. So I was like, yo, you're up in front of me. She's like, nah, I'm cool. So then I was like, yeah, fuck the fuck you are.

So right when I got up to the front, I was like, yo, it's your turn. She's like, alright, alright the fuck you are. So right when I got up to the front, I was like, yo, it's your turn. She's like, all right, all right. Drug her ass to the front. It's like the opposite of ghosting. You're like really dead. Yeah, yo, bitch, I told you you're up here. I realized I cut in front of you. Get the fuck up here.

It's like savaning. It's like ghosting or savaning. Savaning is the guy that's like fucking always there. You don't have to answer anyone's text. Weed out those people. Do you realize, I've talked about this in reference to Dan Bailey and Tommy Marquez and Sean Woodland

and all those people who worked at CrossFit HQ. You realize that we, you have a chance to cull the herd of your shitty friends and get good friends, real friends. Not real in the sense that they would never steal from you. They would never lie to you.

I'm talking about people who aren't pussies, people who have real integrity and character and strength. Like we are in – this is like an amazing opportunity that the world is going through right now for you to really see who's who's who's real and true to themselves versus who's just an opportunist now there's a level of opportunism that we should all take and have it's awesome but don't roll with the idiots just because it's the fucking cool thing to do or the safe things to do cut yourself free man being free so awesome i was listening to an excellent podcast with uh brett weinstein and his wife i think maybe hayley something along those lines uh and the whole topic of the podcast is about getting out of your lane because a lot of the feedback that people are getting with the world right now is hey fucking stay in your lane buddy like staying in your lane people have told

me that so many times and the whole podcast is like no man like get the fuck out of your lane, buddy. Like stay in your lane. People have told me that so many times and the whole podcast is like, no man, like get the fuck out of your lane. Like if you stay in your lane, like you're just, you're vulnerable to the bullshit, like completely. So get the fuck out of your lane and, and open your eyes and wake the fuck up and, and take, take in the information that applies to you. And isn't just like, isn't, uh, I guess designed in a certain way that isn't shaped in a certain way to tell you a particular story, get out of your lane and open your eyes. Yeah. Black horse podcast. Hey, racist, racist, dark horse, dark horse. Dark horse. It's out the lane. Dark horse podcast.

It is dark. Not even black horse. Bruce, you fucked me up. Dark Horse podcast it is Dark Horse not even Black Horse Bruce you fucked me up my kids I got my kids the box set of DVDs of the Justice League it's a cartoon I used to watch in the 80s and I play it in the

car for them sometimes when we're driving over the hill to Sunnyvale and shit like that and every time I see it all the bad guys are white. I haven't seen one black, one black guy. That's a bad guy. I think all the characters are white. I'm like these motherfucking racists. They're trying to convince the world that white guys are bad. I was at a party one time.

Dave was giving away a DVD this past week. Yeah. And everybody was like, what's a DVD? Everyone born in like 2000 are like, I'm sorry, what? Did I miss the news or do I need to come back in an hour? Oh, Blair. Did I miss the news or do I need to come back in an hour? Oh, Blair. You would never have to call that news when it's in.

Last week, I think we got an hour in. Okay, let's do a news story. Come on, let's do it. Okay, well, we actually start with some CrossFit because Alex Gazin, she's a 20-year-old. She lives in Vegas. She's strict pressed 160. Oh, can I say?

Can I? Sorry, sorry, sorry. One more thing. Speaking of Tom, sorry. Speaking of Tommy and Sean, they're covering something called like the legend event. And I don't know what that is, but I wanted to cover it. You don't know what it is, but you wanted to cover it. Hearing all sorts of weird echoes and shit. What is that?

I think it's coming from your mic. Do you have a cancellation on? Me? No, no's coming from your mic. Do you have a cancellation on? Me? No, no, not you, Kate. I hear it when you talk. Oh, and when I talk. I can't hear anything. Is it when I talk? Will, do you guys still hear shitty feedback?

Oh, someone has a speaker or YouTube on or something. Someone is playing this on YouTube. It's either Kate or Susan. It's me. Yes. Look at me, motherfuckers. Look at me. It's because I'm still trying to make sure that the audio is not like max in my ear holes.

So I was playing it through my computer. Okay. Sorry, Kate. I'll whisper so I'm not blowing out your ear holes. Blown out many a hole. It's so annoying. I can't control the volume. It's just like one thing and I just like there's nothing I can do about it.

I just have to deal with it. I'm just glad it wasn't me. We're getting chewed out. Hey Sousa. Yeah? Remind me there's an idea I want to run by you about something that requires spending money on Kate. Okay. After the show's over, I want to say it and get her hopes up or some shit.

Are you going to buy me a mic? Are you going to buy me a mixer or something? I don't want to say anything. Shit. You weren't supposed to hear that. Can you mute? I can just remove her from the stream. I just do. from the stream. I just,

yeah. Shit. She'll see it on YouTube. So that will work. Darn it. No, can I please deliver the news now? Okay,

go. So, sorry. What did this girl do? God, Alex Gazan, Gazan, Gazan.

She, uh, hit a PB with a strict press and lifted 167 pounds, which is 76 kilos for anyone who's not in America, which is fucking insane. How much does she weigh? Is she 365? She probably, no.

She probably, it doesn't even matter. How much do you weigh, Sivan? Because I think she can probably strict press you. I fluctuate between 158 and like 164 so she strict presses more than you she could literally pick you up and just press you over her head she's 20 years old that was a topic a few weeks ago remember that girls who carry boys yeah she would definitely carry the boys hey can i see some other pictures of her hey is that is that normal to wear a belt i'm pressing it look with the way that she's pressing yeah

does turn into a little bit of a bench press but fucking i'll give it to her so she's 20 she competed in semifinals this year she was a lacrosse player through high school. She was 317th worldwide in the open and came in 94th in the quarterfinals. So she competed at the West coast classic. She's from Las Vegas. So she got into CrossFit in kind of a cool way. I did a little research on her, her sophomore year of high school. She took a lifting class to fulfill a PE credit, which I'm like, that's cool. Just taking a lifting class to fulfill a PE credit, which I'm like, that's cool. Just taking a lifting class to fulfill a PE credit. And then she said, once I realized I was actually pretty strong, my whole mentality changed. I didn't care about my aesthetics anymore. I just wanted to lift more than the guys. I also noticed huge improvements on the lacrosse field. I was faster, stronger,

and overall more conditioned. So she says, my teacher saw potential in me and referred me to the local CrossFit gym in my area. I started doing classes and loved it. And then once she found out she could be competitive, she never looked back. So her teacher referred her to a CrossFit gym. How cool is that? Yeah, that's awesome. She's incredible. Just a little fucking weapon. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let me see that picture of her in that white top holding the stick. Look at her arms., yeah. Let me see that picture of her in that white top holding the stick. Look at her arms. Goddamn.

What country is she from? She's American. USA. Oh, shit. Okay, let me see some other pictures. Armed Veterans Day. Oh, wait. Let me see. Click on that photographer's name who took that picture. I might know that dude. Richard. That guy's not an American.

Perhaps he was there. Let me see him. Let me see him. He does all the photography for Born Primitive. Oh, those are the shorts that... Totally in America. Those are the shorts that Josh Bridges sells. Yeah, yeah.

He actually sent me a pair of those. Those are actually fucking great shorts. Look at those arms. They're just fucking Jeepers. 20 years old. Like, man, that's awesome. Look at her wrist, too. I like her wrists.

See that? Like that vein right there. Oh, and she's friends with Scuds. Is Allison Scuds everywhere? Yeah, she is. She's going to make it to the games this year. She better fucking get there. I used to coach her.

No, no, she ain't going. She ain't going. Sorry, Allison. She ain't? Why not? She just can't. She just can't. Yeah, with nutrition.

She just can't. I mean, I like her. I love her. She's a great tester. She was head of the demo team. She's not going to the games. She's not going to the games. I just feel like she's so relentless.

She's still in there fighting for it, you know? How old is she? She's like 27 or something. Is that why you think she's so relentless. She just, she's still in there fighting for it. You know, she's how old is she? She's like 27 or something. She's like, you think she's not going to the games? Is there age? No, I just think that, that I just don't,

I just don't think she, I think I just don't. I think, I think the thing that limits her is her strength potentially. Cause she's small. Like even there, you can see how small she is relative to this Alex chick. She's just a little bit smaller.

She has a really hard time putting on muscle. Not muscle. We had her eating so many fucking calories to gain size. She's just like this calorie-burning machine. She's cool. I think she killed it this year as the... Oh, let me see that picture of her sitting at the pool with that hat on no no higher yeah

fuck that's a great picture who took that same dude this motherfucker richard vase vase yeah i think he must be who born primitive we're using right shit that's a good photo she photographs good that's amazing that's i've never seen so many pictures with her not showing her butt on her instagram every time i go there it's just some a fucking ton of shots yeah she got great butt she does i have not seen all those butt shots though i don't feel like she does a lot of them oh maybe maybe she doesn't just me just mind you i guess she was. There's like a new underwear line from Born Primitive or something. Yeah, maybe that's what it is.

Maybe your news feed has just figured you out and is just showing you butt stuff. No, just Allison's butt. Just based on the algorithm. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my God. I wish you guys could see my new setup. It's so amazing. Hey, what's that hoodie is that a is

that a crossfit hoodie philson a wilson philson philson oh i thought it might have been like tennis like it's a brand here on that um like what what it's a lumberjack brand outdoor like real lumberjack outdoorsy like all wool like really no technical shit like lumber is it getting cold where you are right now you're freezing oh right drop below 50 today seven you having a stroke what are you talking about easy seven settle what are you guys talking i'm so i'm gonna drink two cups of coffee and i'm still mellow i took a nap before the show okay so this girl's strong that's cool i saw a guy today that muscle snatched in slow motion 319 pounds and then overhead squatted it who was it i don't it's in my story it's absolutely nuts it's the nuttiest there's some cool videos of strong dudes muscle snatching that just fucking out snatch most CrossFit is right.

It's gnarly. It's gnarly. Let me look, see if I can see it. I'm so frustrated with the mask thing again. It's really gotten under my – oh, here he is. Here he is. If you go to all things gym. Instagram?

Instagram? Yeah, A-T-G-I-N-sta. things Jim. Instagram? Yeah. A-T-G-I-N sta. Oh. A-T-G insta. A-T-G insta. Such a tard. And then...

Oh, no. I don't even see it. Let's see. Which one are we looking for? Oh, no, I don't even see it. Let's see. Which one are we looking for? Oh, it's... Did you see it? Yeah, that guy. Look at this. Oh, my God.

Like what? Oh, my God. With such ease. They make that look so fucking light. Oh, my God. Have you seen this dude? Wow, 145 kilos. What was that girl's name we were just looking at?

Alex Gazan. Alex, you're way cooler to look at. This guy could also snatch me and you at the same time. 250 kilos. Look at all the red plates. Oh my God. What's he going to do with that? And just like smooth.

Just like walk in the park. Yeahlift and just like smooth just like just walk in the park yeah and just pop that up right there yeah incredible she's so fat so sexy yeah so uh all right next news story Enough of this guy. Okay. Next. Moving on. This is from Britain. Support for Johnson, a.k.a. Boris Johnson, plunges amid scandals Christmas quiz allegation. Boris Johnson, engulfed by a string of scandals that have outraged the public, could face more ire over a report he personally breached COVID lockdown rules last year when he hosted a Christmas quiz. Support for the British Prime Minister and his ruling Conservative Party has plummeted after a series of scandals, with the majority of voters thinking he should now resign, according to a poll published on Saturday. So reports that a party, or there's like a series of parties,

that were held at Downing Street during a 2020 Christmas lockdown when such festivities were banned. And there's a video showing staff laughing and joking. And a ton of people like gathered around where there's a photo of the prime minister in the middle. I saw some of the video and they're making people. Yeah. And they're making fun of all the mask mandates and they're making fun of all the shit. Meanwhile, UK, dude, seriously, it's one. People get really upset when I say this, but you tell me. Someone tell me. What is that comparable to? You have a whole fucking country locked down following all these rules,

people in terror, families getting pulled apart, kids committing suicide, kids getting molested, scarred generations for the fucking what? The next 10,000 years? I mean, the stain this is going to leave on humanity? And this guy's at a party laughing about it, and he's one of the rulers, and he's not following any of the rules. What do you think? How do any of you – I went into Home Depot today and there's men in there wearing masks. Like all of them.

I was the only one in there. Not more. Can you put up Justin's comment? Because that's exactly how I feel. How do you not, how do you see yourself as a man and you wear a mask? Yeah. It's like,

what should he do? Justin, what should he do with his hair? Just fucking comb it like something. Cut it. I don't know. Like just something. It just looks like he hasn't had a haircut in like three years.

Yeah, I guess you're right. Or just stop washing it. So it like clumps together. It just like stays down. It looks like he's been he hasn't had a haircut in three years and he's had his head like out the window of the car driving somewhere. And he's like, all right, that's me done. he's had his head like out the window of the car driving somewhere and he's like all right that's me done you guys wear a mask and you think it's no big deal and you're just doing your part but you are telling everyone around you that there's something to be afraid of there's no homeostasis

you're either contributing or making things worse he's got the pat velner the pat velner special but yeah it's pretty fucked up apparently there's a bunch of stuff about like people in press conferences talking about as well and making all these jokes i wonder has there been any leaders that have enforced these lockdowns that haven't been caught breaking their own rules our premier got a fine from victoria police for not wearing his masks he got caught twice not wearing it and so he got fined wow it's so absurd right like if you think about it like if this was any sort of deadly at all like savon was referring to as a top-down virus like they're the ones that are creating the fear and then they're the ones that are breaking the

rules and the interesting thing isn't necessarily their rule breaking like i don't even blame them for that it's the people that are continuously going along with it with it and allowing it and allowing that lack of accountability for the elite and the leaders in the system like that's the thing that's astonishing to me is like nobody's holding their feet to the fire i know i was in judgment for that right like judgment for doing the thing that the lead is making the rules are doing that people are getting pissed off at each other about. And you're like, well, fucking like if there are rules that cannot be enforced by the person making the rules.

One, it's because obviously like it's unenforceable. The rules are totally insane. And two, it's impractical. Like people cannot live their lives like that. And yet it seems to set a benchmark for like the perfect way to judge other people and fucking hate on other people it's like it's just it's just it's it's for that purpose we realize that the purpose is not to actually get people to do it the purpose is to create the fear and the judgment call you can call and read so much bullshit i bet you he believes this the health

minister for turkey didn't follow his mandate and got like 3 000 people sick shut the fuck up didn't follow his mandate and got like 3 000 people sick shut the fuck up the fuck you're talking about i hope you fucking break your finger the next comment you type should we move on yes okay max verstappen wins the first Formula One world title after a dramatic Abu Dhabi Grand Prix ending. Max Verstappen clinched his first Formula One world championship after beating Lewis Hamilton in a controversial season finale at the Grand Prix on Sunday. This season has been heralded as one of the greatest in the sports history, and the title race went down to one of the most insane final laps possible. So I'm going to explain, like I went in because I couldn't understand fucking anything about the rules of racing. So I went and like figured out how it worked, but there was like this safety car that went out after there was a crash. And it meant that all the cars that had been lapped

unlapped themselves. But the way that they did it meant that Hamilton and Verstappen came out at the same time. So anyway, let me go on to the next article, which is actually- Wait, say that again. So a car crashed and so everyone goes into the pit to get worked on. So here, let me explain this. So on the closing laps of the 2021 Grand Prix, Williams driver Nicholas Latifi slid off the track and hit a wall, meaning it led to a safety car. That safety car turned out to be the fateful event as it closed the gap between the race leader, which was Lewis Hamilton at the time, and Max Verstappen, with Verstappen eventually taking the lead on the final lap of the final race.

So the decision to restart the race while several cars were not allowed to unlap themselves garnered criticism and questions. So FIA rules indicate that any and all lapped cars that line up behind a safety car are allowed to overtake and unlap themselves while the safety car is out on the track. But that didn't happen on Sunday. Of the drivers who were lapped in the race, only five were allowed to pass Lewis Hamilton under the safety car, which is the list of guys in here. There were three more cars that were meant to, like, had yet to unlap themselves, but potentially should have been given the opportunity to do so

per the rules. But they didn't get to. So anyway. And why didn't they get to? Because they were jerking off in the pit? No, there was a call that was made out so let me say so in layman's terms if all the cars had been allowed to pass and the safety car rule was followed to the letter of the law the race would have ended under a safety car hamilton would have won his eighth world championship and the finish with first stop and would have been decidedly anticlimactic so um let me say something here really quick you dumb fucks that like car racing. You redneck hicks and over fucking pretentious rich fucks. If fucking someone is smart and is sexy and is strong and who always has it right, Kate Gordon can't fucking explain this to a genius like myself,

then your sport is stupid. Why can't it be there was three seconds left and a guy threw a pass and it went into the end zone and he caught it and won the game this is crazy the fucking and i and i follow this guy peter attia who's like some big shot on instagram hoping to get him on the show maybe someday because he wrote a cool book and i can pick up some of his followers and get some integrity and he's celebrating this thing and i'm like oh god i hate you fucking unfollow i don't care what if you agree with me about sugar.

Colin Lawrence, try this. Colin, you're a good dude. I love you. I'm sure the leader of Turkey did get 3,000 people sick. You've never said anything wrong. Thank you for your $10. Okay, sorry, Kate. This is just crazy that it takes this much effort, and it sounds like a cheating race.

Sounds like bullshit. Well, I think it was based on like entertaining the crowd. So the race should have finished on the safety lap. But what happened was. I'd rather have seen that girl press 165 over her head in a bikini. But they restarted on the final lap. So that meant that Verstappen and Hamilton were starting side by side on the final lap. When Hamilton was already ahead until the final lap happened.

Are you following now? Are you following? Yeah. I mean, I'm following you. It's just, it's like. But then here, do you want to know that there's more drama? So Mercedes, which is, uh, I guess Hamilton's like team decided to file two formal protests for the seeming breach of the rules following the race.

Hamilton is Lewis. Lewis Hamilton? Yeah, yeah. One for the cars overtaking and then one for Verstappen potentially overtaking during the safety car. But it's been thrown out. So FIA denied both appeals. One, officials deemed that Verstappen, who had inched past Hamilton during the safety car period for a second before backing up, did not actually overtake during the safety car or gain an advantage. And then two, officials also determined that the race director has unilateral control of the safety car and indicate this particular article in the rule book indicates that the safety car in this lap message in fact means that the safety car will be in during that

lap, not the following lap. Therefore, superseding this particular article, which says that any cars which have been lapped must unlap themselves during the safety car. So with both protests thrown out, Mercedes has decided to lodge their right to appeal, which means they have 48 hours to put together a case to decide to appeal. So it may end up in court. Why don't you appeal to Angela Merkel or whoever the fuck's running your fucking Nazi Germany over there to unmask your people and not force vaccine mandates. You tard cares about car racing. It's ridiculous. So I thought that was interesting. It is interesting.

It's interesting. It's pretty wild. I, I, I'm glad you brought it up. It's a great, I'm glad you brought it up. Cause I,

cause I, I do, I did follow that guy, Peter, and he was like, oh, he's in front of his tv with his wife going oh my god oh my god i'm never gonna get him on huh suza i already shit the bed who was it it's uh some nutritionist guy like peter attia he's like in that whole oh yeah peter attia tim ferris and just the did do you do you think they're jerkoffs because they won't Come on your podcast? No I've never asked

Them to but they just say the same shit over and over And they're just goofballs Tim Ferriss is a fucking goofball In this fucking podcast He's a fucking control free goofball That's a goofball Someone told me they're like hey he's just like Paul Saladino

Who I had on my podcast who I really like those dudes are like you know what what's the word like uh wonder kids but they can't get any pussy none of these guys have girlfriends or wives like something's wrong you're 40 years old and you don't have a girlfriend something's wrong with you what the fuck's going on can you put up caleb's comment so for context hamilton has won seven championships until this season, six straight. So now apparently he's tied with Michael Schumacher. So if he'd won this, he would have been the world record holder. But now because he didn't, because of this whole final lap thing, he's now tied with Michael Schumacher. It's just all happening in Formula One world.

And just so you know, Peter, Tim Ferriss, Peter T, Tim Ferriss, I would love to have you guys on. I fucking redact that statement. Redact, redact. But not until you come on. Wow, you really quickly backpedaled out of that. Fuck, I just want followers. I just want listeners. I just want to expedite. I just want haters. I just want listeners. I just want to expedite. I just want haters.

It was crazy. I don't know if I should go here. I just can't believe how many people have fucking sold out. I just think people, I don't think they're sold out. They're not even aware that they've bought, you know, like they're not even aware. I just think people lack awareness and they do what they think they're meant to be doing they do what they think is right they follow mainstream media they follow mainstream medical advice and they just do what they think is the good thing to do because people fucking like sitting in their comfort zone so i don't think that it's fair to be like are you guys fucking sold out i think that majority of people just

are along for the ride all right hold on got to go get my protein shake. Subtle, subtle, right? Yeah. That's the coolest thing about car racing is Sarah Sigmund's daughter and Matthew Fraser. No, not Matthew Fraser. Froning. Richard Froning and Sarah Sigmund's daughter. That's the coolest thing about car racing. I mean, I think I like both of them. They're hot. Does this mean it's time for the next article? Please. We're killing it today. Yeah, we're getting through a lot.

I'm going to run out of articles. I think this one's going to be interesting for you. Where's Hobart? He's out of town. I don't believe that. I believe he knows that he should let Kate do the stories.

I don't believe he's really out of town. Oh, did you know who... Kate, I think Emily Abbott's coming on in the two weeks you're gone. The whole down the vagina section of the... Fuck. Of the podcast. Is she going to do the news? No, I think Hobart will do it still.

But she'll just hold down the fort, not let me run all over women and be a sexist asshole. Yeah, okay, cool. I respect that. She'll do a good job with that. I think she'll do a great job. And she'll say yoni a ton too,

which would be awesome. And pussy power. God, I think she'll do a great job. And she'll say Yoni a ton too, which would be awesome. And pussy power. God. Yes. God. It's just that she really explained pussy power to me in a way that like, I always just thought there was pussy power and I just thought it was like something like superficial, just like, like, just like, yeah,

it's a bunch of, we're just dumb dudes and we just will do anything women want. But she like explained how women could be drunk on it. And like, she explained it in a way that like, was like oh yeah i've seen those girls they're like sirens helpless around them it's crazy manipulated by the pussy there's there's one that works at crossfit inc there's one that works at crossfit inc there's one i mean at least one there's one that i know that worked there when i worked there and she works there now and it's crazy it's crazy it's crazy i never understood it i mean it's not like she's not pretty and not fit and all that shit i mean

she's a crossfitter but there's one there's one over there that's just like like no one is pussy power like kind of determined by your looks and like stereotypical attractiveness or is it just like because i feel like people could have a whole lot of power that maybe aren't like standout people you got to be i i think there's like a baseline of just what what kind of strong character no no no you don't have does your wife have a lot of pussy power yes yes yes i had to rethink i had to think about her. Like it was obvious to all the dudes who like when we knew her in college that like that was going to be there was something exciting there. Like like it was like like women are like roller coasters and you can hear all the sounds and people screaming and yelling. You can hear the clack of the cars and shit, but there's a giant sheet in front of it you can't see the ride you know what i mean but us men we know we got a sense for what's

behind that sheet based on some of the things we're picking up on the sounds and the screams and the line out front screams and the line out the front it's a metaphor it's a metaphor it's a metaphor but it's a but but you can't see it's like a hall it's like the haunted house right it's inside the building but you know outside by people coming out by the line and just shit that like something's special in there like all the all the dudes knew all the dudes knew savannah has dick power i don't have dick power but but anyway so so um so but but but women get, you could get drunk on that. Power? On that pussy power. Yeah, like you could get drunk on it.

It's like this, like you become hyper aware of it and you nurture it and cultivate it to such a point that you're even like swooned by it. You swoon, you, you, you're swooning over yourself. You've seen those women, you know who they are. Yeah, I think so. And it's fun to watch. It's awesome. You don't want to watch them crash and burn just walk that fine line just orchestrating all the men it's not a bad thing it's not a bad thing i think it's i think it's how society functions actually and flowers need to give off a scent and look attractive so bees can do their job. Right?

Yeah. It serves everyone. Yeah. Still makes the world go round. Yeah. You're fucking heartbroken. Uh-oh. There it is.

That's why he's upset. We know you watch 10 Sevan podcasts. You've seen them all. Burger. Who's Burger Boy? Oh, here we go what's this what's this thank you all peter t and tim ferris do is say the same thing over and over also someone says the same message hey he just compared you to be great oh god that is so accurate. Someone call him after pee. That might be the comment of the above the podcast. Okay. Do you want to know Google's 2021 year and search trends?

Oh yeah. That sounds fun. Yeah. Over the past year. Good. I know. I know. I found some really good ones this week.

Okay. Over the past year, Americans turned to Google for updates in the Gabby Petito case, news in the death of rapper DMX, and highlights from the NBA. That's according to Google's annual year and search trends recap, which was released on Wednesday morning. It looks back at trillions of searches in the United States over the past 12 months to suss out what topics saw a sustained increase in interest compared to the year before.

So last year it was coronavirus. This year it's actually like heavily sport focused. So there were a bunch of different categories in this article, and I'm going to go through the overall searches. I'm going to go through people. I'm going to go through new searches. And then the how to do or how to be something searches. And then the memes because we just have to.

Okay. Well, quick question. This, this list that I'm looking at right here, is this worldwide or is this USA? This I believe is USA because the worldwide one was like a, just a bunch of like cricket. It was just like fucking cricket and like, like footy. It was just like the most random stuff. Oh, where's our Indian caller? like footy. It was just like the most random stuff. Oh, where's our Indian caller?

Shriva Patel. Like literally, I believe the top search worldwide was Australia versus India because there was a cricket match. I think it was cricket. And that was the top search worldwide. And like the top five are to do with sports or something. Anyway. Okay.

Top searches. Do not take fun of my sports, my friend. Do not make fun of my sports. I wasn't. I think you just took that role. Okay, number one, NBA. Number two, DMX. Number three,

Gabby Petito. Number four, Kyle. Who's Gabby Petito? Someone that was in the news. Yeah. She went on some sort of retreat with her boyfriend and then he came back without her multiple days later. Oh, yeah. What happened with that story? did he get in trouble for that did he kill yeah

everybody died oh he died didn't they find her body did they find her body yeah and they found a bunch of other bodies there was some really fucked up shit where like in the search for her body they found a bunch of other bodies i don't know if he killed them all but it was messed up someone said they've never met a Peter they didn't like but look at this oh this guy's a hunk Alex look at this fucking guy he's got two first names well you were about to try and say like you just found a Peter that you didn't like and then no no I wasn't but I just saw he had a last name in Peter you know that guy has two dicks Alex Peters maybe three dicks get Get it? Alex Peters. Okay.

Kyle Rittenhouse. Who's Brian Laundrie? Let's find out. Brian Laundrie. Mega Millions. That's a lot. We're just adding to this. Brian Laundrie's parents filed to take over his estate. Oh, Brian Laundrie and Gabby.

Oh, hang on. Hang on. Died by suicide. This is to do with the Gabby Petito. He's the boyfriend, right? Yeah. Florida man, 23-year-old Florida man who I think was the boyfriend. Yeah, his fiance was Gabby.

It's messed up. What if we just critique people like, excuse me, Craig, you missed your apostrophe and he's. But good job but but great wait no wait where is it where's it but good job on the two o's on two well done we don't just criticize and you need a period at the end um what's amc stock the movie theater yeah yeah so there was this massive thing yeah on like fucking reddit where where I can't even explain it. Just a bunch of people started buying stock in AMC, which fucked over Wall Street. Yeah, basically.

Oh, no. That was game. Yeah, AMC was a similar thing. Yeah. A bunch of big hedge funds shorted all those stocks big time. Shorted. Yeah, that's it. On Reddit, they just got everybody

a bunch of small investments just to dump a ton of money into it and just took that stock like way up which essentially bankrupt bankrupted a bunch of those um i think two of them i think bankrupted two of the um investment firms it's so interesting understanding shorting and like essentially like banking on businesses failing right yeah that's right did you see who shorted uh united the day before uh the planes crashed into the trade center have you did you just say that who was it who did it i don't know just look that shit up i didn't say nothing i like peter i like p to get Tim Ferriss to come on my show. Protein powder I want to sell you.

I got some. Oh, man. If you want some of the real Sevan podcast face masks, we're selling 10 packs right now. Sevan is a sellout.com. Okay. dot com okay number six was mega millions which I believe is that a US lottery yes yeah

number seven AMC stock number eight stimulus check I want to see some who buys who buys lotto tickets the people that are fucking wearing face masks are the people that buy a lotto tickets I want to know is it black white white, or Asian? Or isn't there another one?

The people who are south of San Diego? What are those? I feel like it would be predominantly white people that buy a lot of tickets. Let me see that shit. Let me see lotto tickets by race. Okay, sorry. Go ahead. Number nine, Georgia Senate race.

Senate race. And number 10, Squid Game game i just learned what squid game is yeah i've not watched it it like it's been pretty viral viral viral on uh netflix hey craig how much money do you think pfizer would have to give me to to like sponsor this and like have me be like oh look guys i'm getting a shot it's actually okay 10 million much man 10 10 million 10 million for sure i don't reckon i don't reckon savannah do it if you could do it see i'm not finding you know this uh the demographics on purchasing is hidden pretty deep in the googles here there's a lot of cnn and abc articles and dude ch, Chris Wallace is leaving Fox and going to CNN.

I fucking love it. I really like Chris Wallace. I saw that, actually, when I was looking for news articles, but I'm like, I'm not up to date with American news presenters. We've been giving so much money. By the way, we've got so much money. Alex Peters, because Sivam was saying that you've got multiple dicks. And then somebody else gave us $10.

Oh, wow. I will tell anyone that they have a huge cock for five bucks. Go ahead. Who wants it? Oh God. Alex Peter's penis is 18 inches when they're stacked on top of each other. You do the math. And then Colin Lawrence gave you $10 after you told him that you hope he breaks a finger with his next comment. And he said,

try this finger, Siobhan. He had an abusive dad. You guys get along real good. Okay, while Suzette is looking that up. Georgia's the state where the Democrats

were saying the Republicans were being assholes for asking for ID for their voters. What was the – it was something. I'm not sure. I can tell you about Australian politics, but not Georgia State. Okay. The news, number one is mega millions, which we've already covered. Number two, AMC stock.

Three, stimulus check. Oh, fuck. Some of these are the same. Okay. So five is GameStop, GME. Number six was Dogecoin. Number seven, Hurricane Ida. Number eight, Kyle Rittenhouse verdict. of these are the same okay so five is game stop gme number six was dogecoin number seven hurricane eater number eight kyle riddenhouse verdict number nine afghanistan and 10 ethereum price so a bunch

of bitcoin or bitcoin cryptocurrency stuff in there which i think a lot of people were doing during like lockdown and pandemics times right just looking at fucking what's gme gme was the game is gang stop yeah 60 of all the things searched most popular in the news in the usa had something to do with either investment or money yeah i feel like it's been a year for people to invest sitting at home not able to work uh okay people one kyle rittenhouse two tiger woods like why what that's so fucking random three alec baldwin what was happening with alec baldwin this year he shot he like uh he shot someone we had that in the news that's right oh yeah i learned a little bit more about that i learned a little

more about that today he he oh keith god you're a good, you're a good dude. You're a good dude. Alec Baldwin is claiming he cocked the hammer but didn't shoot the gun. And that when he released the hammer, the gun fired. He doesn't know why, but the gun fired. Oh, interesting. Which is – I don't believe or disbelieve him. I don't give a fuck, interesting. Hmm. Which is, which is, I don't believe or disbelieve him. I don't give a fuck actually, but it's, it's, it's pretty, it's, it's gnarly.

It sucks. The lady died. Yeah. It's fucked up. Number four was Travis Scott. Also kind of responsible for some other people's fucking deaths. Five Simone Biles. Oh, she's the gymnast, right? Yeah.

That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Number six, Derek Chauvin. Oh, yeah. That's the guy that... Are you ready for this? That's the guy that put George Floyd out of his misery. Oh, he's the cop? He's the cop.

Oh, man. That's interesting that he's on there, but not... Yeah. Well, I guess everybody knew George Floyd's's name but no one knew who the guy was I knew that guy's name I want to hear that guy fucking interviewed I want to have that guy on the show I want to trade dear God

dear Jesus I would like to trade Tim Ferriss and Peter Derek Kavanaugh's in jail bro yeah he's out he can still take calls though Derek Kavanaugh's in jail, bro. Yeah, he's out. He can still take calls, though. Derek Kavanaugh's in jail. How long did he get? This dude. Derek Chauvin.

Is that how you say it? I don't know how you say it. No, I don't know. I'm just shooting from the hip here. Wait, what the fuck? It's Derek Chauvin. What do you call him? Eric Kavanaugh? Derek Kavanaugh. I call him Derek Cavanaugh. Hey, listen, this show has interviewed people from jail before. Yeah, do it. Who's Morgan Wallen? Is Morgan Wallen in jail? Who is he?

I'm not familiar with that one. Morgan Wallen. I love American singer. Is that the same Morgan Wallen? Yeah. People looking up singers. I bet you he's a country singer. Henry Ruggs, Fraser, Medeiros, and Froning. Shoot one, fuck one,

marry one. Wow. Wow. Ladies and gentlemen who are listening to the podcast on iTunes and Spotify, we're going to take a small break so that we can hear Kate Gordon's choice of who she would shoot. Fucking Mary between Matt Fraser, Justin Medeiros and Rich Froning.

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I'd totally fuck Medeiros, but I wouldn't want to marry him because he's so young. Okay. Is there a position you'd like to reveal? I'd go missionary with him. Wow. Oh, like face to face. Yeah. How are you? Yeah. he had that big old goofy

smile or like any any of the classics you know missionary cowgirl fucking reverse like any any of that stuff that gold you know never underestimate the classics i agree i agree i agree i agree uh okay marry or shoot oh fraser or froning let's not say shoot shoots too hostile let's go with mary and we'll just leave shoot alone we won't even talk about it just talk about it okay uh oh damn i feel like fraser and froning are both kind of cool dudes that'd be nice to hang out with for a period of time um who's taller uh uh from. Only by like eight inches. I think they're both my height. I don't know if it matters. Fraser seems kind of goofier. Does anyone get that sense? I've never met him, but he seems kind of goofy and funny. So maybe I'd go with Fraser and I'm not religious at all.

So I just think Froney and I would clash heads on that bad. No, no, no. He's not. He, he doesn't force that shit down your throat at all. But, but I'm okay with your choice with Fraser, but you should be prepared to cough up a furball. Well, we went through that. Yeah. Colin, Harry Chesil, smooth chest. I guess that is the choice. I love that. That's what you guys came up with. I'm thinking about their personalities and what it would be like to spend a lot of time with them. You guys are thinking about their bodies.

Disgusting, shallow. Okay, on with the news. Henry Ruggs III. Who the fuck is Henry Ruggs III? That is a great name. Henry Ruggs. Oh That is a great name. Henry Ruggs. Oh, American football wide receiver. Inventor of the toupee.

Oh, yeah. What happened? People are getting medical records. People, he's under house arrest, often mistest. Yeah, he killed somebody in a DUI. He was driving drunk and like smashed it. Oh, that sucks.

Fucking hell. Yeah, yeah. God, that's so messed up.esus pete davidson for obvious reasons considering he's dating all the hot girls in fucking hollywood right now shailene woodley is she that actress shailene woodley shailene yeah she's the actress that was in like divergent and then what else is she in the fault in our stars yeah okay i know her hobart just made me five bucks off of alex peters hey i bet you alex peters is catfish there's no fucking way that's a real picture of a dude look at him that's not him he stole that from like some. That's like a perfume ad or some shit.

And like, there's like, it's a cologne ad. And like below where he cropped it, there's like three girls holding onto his legs, axe, body, something. What do you reckon that photo's from? I feel like it's from like a engagement shoot or something. You know, like he's dressed up a little bit casual and like got professional photos done.

And now that's what he uses for all his profile photos. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Or he's like a model. I don't know. Look at that jaw. Jeez Louise.

No, two dicks, two dicks, two dicks, two dicks. Okay. Do you want to go through the how to be dot, dot, dot Google searches or the means Google searches first? Do you, do you, let go through the how to be dot dot dot Google searches or the memes Google searches first? Do you? Let's do the memes first. Do you trade Kanye West for Pete Davidson? I wouldn't fucking date either of them, to be honest. Actually, do you know what?

Pete Davidson is funny. I reckon I probably would be okay with dating him. I don't know. Yeah, Kanye. I don't know. Kanye. Kanye. I don't know. Kanye West is a really interesting person. I feel like it's hard to get like a full understanding of him because the media like puts them in such a weird light.

You know, he was the guy that like fucking stood up Taylor Swift at the Grammys or whatever it was. And then he like says crazy shit, but then he makes a lot of sense sometimes. Sorry. sorry I saw Medeiros entered who you fuck but took second

second place actually Sivan who would you marry or fuck out of Froning Fraser and Medeiros

fuck Rich eight ways from fucking christmas okay all right who would you who would you marry then out of fraser and maderos i would i would marry uh maderos and i'd keep him in the kitchen in an apron but he wouldn't be allowed to wear anything else. Oh, man. I'm a razor, but I'd wear them. Hobart agrees. Hobart says 100% to fuck Medeiros.

The thing is the thing with Rich is that he's so fucking sweaty. They're all sweaty. They fucking work out. I'm telling you, fucking Rich is that he's so fucking sweaty. They're all sweaty. They fucking work out. No, no, no. I'm telling you. Fucking Rich is a geyser.

I think sweating a lot is a good sign. I think it's meant to be like a good thing. Like it's a sign of health or something. Oh, shit. Did you see the text that just came in? Yeah, I just read it too. But I didn't read the second one how about if i'm allowed to read the second one please tell me sorry i'm talking about

a different text is it from fronting is fronting listening no does he want to fuck i got a piss what who yes he does. Rich is a Christian. You don't say that. Froning for sure. I'd marry Rich. Bed down Matt for the best. Okay, where are we? Okay, sorry. I gotta pee so bad. Fucked up texts are coming in. Did you see this text, Sousa, from Jason Hopper?

I didn't read it, but I saw it come in. Well, someone better listen and read it. What? How does that? He thinks there's a show tomorrow. He thinks there's a show tomorrow. Nobody ever responded to anything that we put out.

Oh, my Atlanta. Don't we have Ben Berger on? You know how you were just talking about how you don't expect people to respond? Maybe that's become an issue in setting a schedule for podcasts. Well, so last week we had to cancel on them and, and, and then, and then we said, Hey, can we reschedule for next week? And Matt and I, I think Mench asked three times and there was no response from him or Brian Friend. And so we just assumed it wasn't.

And I think we scheduled Ben Bergeron, right? Yes. Yeah. We have Ben Bergeron at 10. Oh, sick. That'll be awesome. Yeah, I got to pee so bad. Go pee. Okay. Don't say any good stories. I'll just read the list of memes.

Okay. I don't think he would have any appreciation for memes anyway. If we have to explain what catfishing is, I just don't think he'll know any of these. Yeah, I actually don't know some of these. Okay. So number one was Bernie Sanders mittens, which was absolutely hilarious. Number two is hamster, which I, I I'm not sure what hamster meme is. Okay. I'm Googling it. Oh, I don't even know what, yeah, that's, I think it's just like a scared hamster. Twisted tea is number three. I'm just like trying to Google some of these as we're talking through them.

Twisted T meme. That I don't – I'm not even familiar with these. Squid Game memes, yep, I've seen a ton of those. Sheesh memes, like sheesh. S-H-E-E-S-H. I guess it's a sound effect maybe on TikTok. Yeah, okay. Red flag.

That went everywhere. Dab me up. Trade offer. The Vin Diesel family meme. Yeah, that went wild. And the Suez Canal. That was a hilarious meme. That was a hilarious moment. Josh Bridges had a hilarious one.

Brian Friend was busy doing... No, we're doing Dubai Championships tomorrow. There's no way in hell that Brian would do it with Morning Chalk up first. What if we have Jason Hopper hop in, no pun intended there, on the Dubai Championship predictions? Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a great idea.

And he won't be able to do it because he's not up that late at night. I'm looking at morning chalk up. Sorry, Kate. Yeah, you're probably right. Sometimes we have to do scheduling during the morning. Chalk up. What did Dubai doai let's see did did brian go over there and do here if he did it was his dress rehearsal dress rehearsal dress uh car sonder can you lose body fat how grungy uh mayhem's international put will morad the

hardest dick in the world that's weird for morning chalk up oh here we go podium contenders oh yeah yeah yeah yeah oh shit they did do it brian's beard is huge oh and they got the guy derrick on that's the guy the um let me see this. They have 44,000 subscribers on their YouTube channel. Okay. Shit. This thing's been up only for...

Wait, this says December 12th. It's not December 12th yet, is it? Oh, no, it is. It is. Okay. So they just put this up today. Podium Contenders for dubai crossfit championship the bottom line and it's got this lady lauren on it and this guy patrick i can't see his last name brian friend and derrick forrest derrick's the guy

he's he's like replace replace rory i think it's weird how youtube says there's two comments and there's only one okay okay okay that's good brian good job buddy doing a dress rehearsal man brian's crazy with morning chalk up before you come do the real thing on the seven podcast i had to justify that really quick so i didn't hate him i think i think i bought it i think i tricked myself good good job okay where are we kate sorry okay well we just made it through the memes which was a hilarious bit of content that you really did okay now we are at that yeah we got through a lot when you went here when we get through a lot uh okay this is the how to be holy shit you guys really did all the top google searches

how is no no no no we just got through the memes the top 10 memes now we're on the last one did you actually look at them yeah well we searched i tried to find some of the ones that we didn't know were they funny anything funny no there wasn't anything worth bringing up the hamster what was the canal one that you said josh bridges did let's see if i can see where it's canal it'd be it'd be kind of old now that was a while ago okay anyway the how to be such a rush you're stressing me out you're stressing me out why are you in such a rush i'm trying to keep us on track that's all okay just trying to keep us on track your beauty light back there you you adjusted or something yeah well i actually am like selling a bunch of stuff. So I was hanging things on it and like photographing it. And I just,

it's just awkwardly there. Someone said that I should put it here. So I had better lighting on both sides of my face, which would work, but I've got a desk here. So I think you should sell a nude NFT. I need some Matt Sousa lighting. Sell a nude NFT. Yeah. One of us needs to sell an NFT. I think maybe we should just start with buying an NFT. Oh, could we have a Savan podcast NFT? Oh, there you go. A collection, just buy a little, I don't know. Okay.

Yes. Wow. Okay. Yes. Wow. That's the number two Googled how to be. Yeah. Are we ready? Okay. Number one, how to be eligible for stimulus check. That's been consistent through all of the top searches. Number two, how to be more attractive that's where this world is that's what people search the most that's why we're so fucked it just gets like worse too number three how to be happy alone number four that one's good that one's good now that's not positive yeah sure progress progress number four how to be a baddie i feel like i'm reading this as someone who's going through these like stages in their life with like i just want to be more beautiful and then like no

fuck that i'm gonna die alone i'm gonna figure this out and like no i want to be a badass how to be a baddie what does that mean i assume it's like how to be a badass i don't even know what it's like uh it's like a you know it's like a hot girl like oh you know that suza how do you know that what do you know it is okay this is from how old are you 34 i just turned 34 like two weeks ago all right fine maybe fine. Maybe, you know, how to be a baddie. One-on-one baddie outfits plus more. What is a baddie? A baddie is a boss babe that is sexy, confident, and a trendsetter. These people are often popular influences with all the latest trends, most extravagant makeup and hottest clothes. They are effortlessly beautiful. They're those girls with fucking pussy power that

we tend to look at, envy, then hit follow on Instagram. It may seem impossible to achieve the baddie aesthetic, but honestly, it's a lot easier than you think by buying our clothes. That's what a baddie is. I think it's just another word for like a fucking influencer that people follow because they're beautiful. Sousa, can you type in effortless beauty and I want to see what images pop up. You know what's crazy? How many of these CrossFit girls I think are so fucking attractive

just like in the, like Christmas Abbott was the classic one, just like when they're working out and then whenever I'd see them at photo shoots or like in pictures or for ads, I'm like, what the fuck happened to them? Like their beauty effortlessly was there and then when they tried, it was like like i feel like she did so many stage shoots where they just got the fucking pistol

tattoo on her thigh like every single photo shoot was just like oh we'll just put a light on her and put the like pistol tattoo in it and get her to a pistol i was like so dumb go to maybe the images and they're i just like effortless beauty i really fucking fucking like it. And she had it, and it was crazy to ever do anything else. All those girls have that. Yeah, I don't, like, look at the right there. There's no one there who's effortless beauty. All right, except for, is that Chris Pratt? No.

Yeah, there's tons of dudes. Yeah, but I don't even believe that i believe that there's makeup on and that shit i need to just see you like out running in a field or like getting hit with a bat like i want to see someone looks pretty while they're getting hit with a bat getting hit with a bat yes all right okay are you wearing makeup kate no i very rarely wear makeup see effortless beauty look at that it's right in front of me i can't it's like it's like the whole world is like that it's everything i want is right in front of me and i you're just looking past me every time you're like oh google that i'm like i'm right here yeah yeah okay number, how to be a good boyfriend. This is what the people that stood

me up need to probably search. How to just be a good person when you go on dates. Number six, how to be a good kisser. Number seven, how to be a flight attendant. That is an interesting choice considering a lot of places aren't flying right now. I wonder if it's like people trying to escape because they've been locked down for a couple of years and they just want to get the fuck out and get a job. That's so interesting. Number eight, how to be happy with yourself. I feel like what this describes with all of them is just how unhappy people are with themselves and how unattractive people feel and how inadequate people are and how worried they are and insecure about

kissing and being a boyfriend and fucking all that shit. Number nine, how to be mindful. And number 10, finally, how to be romantic. There you go. Those are the top 10 how to be searches on google so money sex happiness sex free money that's the best part about it free money right happiness sex how to be a flight attendant how is that what how is what yeah that one just kind of in there huh who wants to be a flight attendant during covid i think it's like maybe people's only way out like maybe people like who've resigned right like this like the great resignation people are fucking like all right well i need to do something that's cool uh flight attendant is the first thing that comes to mind i don't believe it i think i

think number one is how to be a good crossfitter. Number one is that? How to start a podcast, I reckon, is probably in there before how to be a good CrossFitter. Yes, all that, all that. But that's the thing about that particular search. It's how to be something. I think if you were to go and find the top searches for how to something, something, something, it could be how to start, how to do this, how to be this, how to try this, how to kill this, how to get this, how to be this, how to try this, like how to kill this, how to like get better at this. I think you'd actually see a bigger range of things. The how to be something

is quite specific. Right. Good. Yeah. How to be an idiot. How not to be an idiot. All right. Anything else on that? No, that's good. That's that's good okay i can't believe it's the end of the year can you believe jan 1 is coming what is going on yeah isn't 2022 like three three less than three weeks away if this christmas christmas is in two weeks have you guys done do you guys do christmas shopping like christmas presents and things are you guys like pretty traditional with your christmases i need. I just actually thought of that today. I need to. I won't leave the house to do it.

You do order it online? Yeah, all online. Well, Amazon just got fucking hit by the tornado, so I think they're in trouble. Oh, yeah, that's right. You better support locals, Siobhan. What should I buy my wife? I want to buy it right now. What should I get my wife? I want to buy it right now while we're on. What should I get my wife?

Buy her a sex toy. Okay. Thank you for your suggestion, Kate. You're welcome. What do you think I should buy my wife? When you say a sex toy, you mean like a pillow? Guys are so easy. I need some tube socks and a pillow, like for a sex toy.

A pillow. Tube socks. He's old school. You know what you can get that's kind of cool is if your wife uses a reusable cup, like getting a cool ceramic takeaway coffee cup is kind of cool so that you take them to your coffee shop and they make the coffee in them. That's kind of a nice one. What are some of the other ones that I've thought of?

When you said reusable cup, I was thinking about one of those period cups. Yeah, you could totally do that as well. She trains, right? You could get her like some sports gear, some like Lululemon or something. Oh, yeah, yeah. I could do. You're right. You're right.

But we're going to have to go there. And I bet you Lululemon's woke as fuck look at you can order it online uh oh yeah yeah i could i could i could yeah keith i literally do talk about my favorite sex toys you just need to go to my instagram that's why i lose hundreds of followers a week hey but what about gtv or or you have a podcast oh yeah i talk about it in my podcast too i have a whole episode on them i think but that's more like talking about like bringing them in and using them rather than like the ones that i think how do people find your podcast you just go to my instagram page you'll find it there What's the name of your podcast?

Gone Rogue. Gone Rogue. For some reason, I'm trying to share a screen and it won't let me. Chrome has lost permissions to capture your screen. Hey, Andy's gone. This is like when he was muting himself last week. Oh, he shared his whole screen and removed himself from it. Or is this you, Cesar?

That's me. I'm giving the podcast a play here. Okay, so if you go down to my IGTV or the videos, it's like the play button on the profile. Videos, yeah. It's annoying because what they've done now is it's not IGTV. So all your videos go to the same spot. Just keep scrolling. You'll see it.

There's like my favorite toys. Oh, wait. How did you not stop at that bathing suit? Yeah, there's that one. Keep going. You got to keep going down further though. Jesus. That one looks like a chillum. You know what a chillum is? You smoke weed keep going down further though jesus that one looks like a chillum you know what a chillum is you smoke weed out of you have a

you have that thing look like it definitely like doubles as like a weapon yeah keep going keep going keep going yeah okay so there's one there and there's another one there's another one before that one colin bought some for his girlfriend. Toys to the bedroom. Yeah, that's the first one. Holy cow. Oh. The Doxy Diecast 9000. For all your last minute shopping needs.

Dude, that gold one on the right looks like you could look in someone's ear with it so like there's there's like the the way that actually toys for like the technology with sex toys the sex toy industry is kind of amazing like the stuff they bring out now it's like obviously everybody kind of knows about like vibrators and like rabbits so it's like you have like basically a dildo that vibrates. But there are these like suction toys. There are these toys that use like airwaves like this. It's just – it's actually insane. Do those double as anything else?

That seems like a lot. It seems like a lot to just have something that just is for like getting your pussy off. Like can there be – can it be like a toothbrush, mass and that devil's as a weapon yeah like it seems like a lot like that front part shoots out at a high psi is that seriously can you use that to massage anything else or you absolutely could use it it's kind of like a it's like a theragun but it just doesn't do the forward back thing it just stays on vibrate right and a theragun would just fucking would injure you i i haven't tried it but i i'm too scared to yeah i think it would be bad now let me show you what let me show you oh i can't fucking show you never mind fuck it i was gonna try to show you something what boys like do you know what's really funny so like i talk about women's

sex toys i get a bunch of men asking me about men's sex toys which obviously i don't really know much about from first-hand experience but like so many dudes like hey like can you tell us about like men's sex toys and i'm like i wish i could i just don't really have a whole lot of experience in that particular thing you don't see them a lot, right? Well, there's not a big range. Like you can get the little, what are they called? The pussy. The pocket pussy.

Yeah. They're like the little fucking tort like pussy. I don't know what they're. Do you like fuck them? They're like little fake pussies. And then you can get like cock rings. You can get like ones that don't vibrate you can get cock rings that vibrate you can get you can get butt plugs for guys god i hope this doesn't like fuck up my algorithm and they start throwing these in my uh oh man don't say don't say. It's going to be it's going to be Alison Scud's ass

and then like men's sex toys. Great. I can't do screen sharing. I'm tripping. All users. Oh, maybe that's it. Let me see. I want to share. Flashlight. That's what it is. Thank you, Keith.

Flashlight. Yeah, guys like flashlights. Share. Damn it. Follow these steps. Go to Google. Allow privacy. Seek security and privacy. What are you doing over there?

Me, personally? Yeah. Security and privacy. I want to share with you a screen with what boys like. Oh, there it is. There it is. Okay, screen recording. I'm kind of nervous. I want to share my screen here how and i need to at least be able to do this

accessibility no i need to be able to do this when um when um oh shit it won't let me do it oh there unlock uh you know we're gonna ask a moment here to see if Will can hook us up with some new transparent logos so we can put some cooler graphics across the screen. The new logo on the Instagram page looks cool. Yeah, Will updated it for us there. If I want to change the settings on my share, it says it's going to reset Chrome. Oh, my gosh. The whole thing is going to come crashing down.

I better not do that. This is the end. Okay. What other news stories are there? Okay. Okay. On to the next one. There are three more.

There are three more that I've got. Okay. Haiti's leader kept a list of drug traffickers and his assassins came for it. He was murdered in July. Wait, what's the name of that country? Haiti? Haiti? How do you guys say it? Haiti tell her tell haiti haiti thank you yes yes and how do you say the president's name jovenel moisi jovenel mo so so something haiti's an island and it's and it's – on one half is the country of Haiti, and on the other half is Dominican Republic.

And Haiti is the only successful revolution of a black slave colony. They successfully revolted. I think the French owned them, and they said, fuck off and get out of here. Yeah, I think it was French, right? french owned them and they said fuck off and get out yeah i think it's right and basically that's how the united states ended up buying california i think from the france france what was that called uh uh abraham lincoln did it what was the purchase the louisiana purchase there was some some fucking purchase france needed money to try to win the war in haiti and so they sold us fucking this this half of the united states

that i live on so they say we stole it from the indians no we bought it from the french who sold i love it spin that shit sebi okay sorry go on now you know a little bit of history oh there we go the haitian revolution was successful insurrection by self-liberated slaves against french colonial rule only of its kind i think on the planet now the sovereign state of haiti the revolt began on and anyway it's a complete fucking disaster and shit show over there but they don't die from covid over there and do you know why because they don't got motherfucking mickey d's and added sugar and blah blah blah and yeah i see the same shit over and over like Peter, Peter. Their presidents are being assassinated though.

And there's a lot of shit going on. So president Hovind Moise, I'm going to Hovind Moise of Haiti, Haiti, Haiti was about to name names before being assassinated in July. He had been working on a list of powerful politicians and business people involved in Haiti's drug trade with the intention of handing over the dossier to the US government, according to four senior Haitian advisors and officials tasked with drafting the document. It's a fucking crazy story. The president had ordered the officials to spare no one, not even the power brokers who had helped propel him into the office. They said one of the several moves against suspected drug

traffickers that could explain a motive for the assassination. So when gunmen burst into Moise's residence and killed him in his bedroom, his wife, Martine Moise, who had also been shot and lay bleeding on the floor, pretending to be dead, described how they stayed to search the room, hurriedly digging through his files. And then they said, that's it, and left. They fled. So she's been in her first interview after the assassination. That's what she told them. Investigators arrived at the crime scene to find Jovenel Moise's home office ransacked, papers strewn everywhere. And in interrogation, some of the captured hitmen confessed that retrieving the list Moïse had been working on with the names of suspected drug traffickers was a top priority. This document was part of a broader series of clashes Moïse had with powerful political and business figures, some suspected of narcotics and arms trafficking.

Moïse had known several of them for years, and they felt betrayed by his turn against them. In the months before his death, Moise took steps to clean up Haiti's customs department, nationalize the seaport with a history of smuggling, destroy an airstrip used by drug traffickers, and investigate the lucrative eel trade, which has recently been identified as a conduit for money laundering it's just fucking shit going wild over there they get they got a crazy history with the united states has been so gnarly to them between um they basically every time there's a new president the united states it seems like there's a new uh they they either they either back or don't back the current leader of Haiti, and it causes massive fucking turmoil over there. Something's going on there.

It's a giant money laundering something. I know the Clintons had some issues there, and I know Bush had some issues there. And I know Clinton was – after the last hurricane that decimated the island, there was some scandalous money going into cell towers. It's a fucking mess. It is a fucking mess over there. People who can be taken advantage of are taken advantage of. So I don't know. No, don't boycott China.

Yes, boycott China. No, don't boycott Haiti. Yeah, boycott Haiti. I don't know. Yeah, what a mess. That sucks. Do they have a new – and you know what else that you know what else you know what the the conspiracy theory shit god i wish i didn't want to say that

word was he was against the vaccine oh him and two other leaders who were against the vaccine were all three killed in the same month yeah yeah it's just crazy that his wife was in the room she'd been shot when her husband was shot and just was like fucking bleeding on the floor listening to these guys search her house like how crazy would that be to experience i the moral of the story is theirs is if you're trying to kill someone shoot them twice even if you think they're dead put another bullet in them and then the other moral of the story is if you get shot and you're not dead just pretend you're dead. Yeah, I do like that.

Yeah. Thanks, Colin. That definitely is true. Okay. Moving on. We're going to go to Outer Space next. Congrats to Will for coming in second on Elon Musk's – what is what what is this tell me more tell me more okay go on every time we do the news like there's a whole nother conversation going on in the comments that's totally unrelated to anything sometimes they just want to derail our show i reckon that

they're do you reckon they're trying to get on the news. Do you reckon they want to be like a co-host? Who? I don't know. Colin. Colin comes in with like all kinds of like random bits of information. This is the worst show I've done. I apologize. I'm just like all over the fucking place.

But I like my shirt. But this is the worst show I've ever done. If you've made it this far far I promise it'll get better I think it's the show that's made the most money though I've never seen so much money come through I think you're right literally like we've got to be over 20 bucks by now it's got to be that new camera angle

somebody donate $69 somebody donate $69 or $67 $69 we can co-host for 10 minutes did you guys know that there is a twin sun? Like the sun in the sky, it has a twin. Astronomers discover troublemaking nemesis, twin of the sun. So I believe it's called nemesis or they're just saying it's a nemesis of the sun.

So scientists in the Smithsonian Astrophysical Observatory at Harvard University have discovered a nemesis of the sun. So scientists in the Smithsonian Astrophysical Observatory at Harvard University have discovered a nemesis of the sun. The study published in the monthly notices of the Royal Astronomical Society provides evidence that all stars are born in pairs. Our work is a step forward in understanding both how binaries form and also the role that binaries play in early stellar evolution, he added. Nemis had kicked an asteroid into earth's orbit that collided with our planet and exterminated the dinosaurs so that was thanks to nemesis the sun's twin the sun's sibling most likely escaped it kicked an asteroid what does that mean i have no fucking idea i like the way they just like casually are like i just kicked an asteroid and

then look they're like then the sun's sibling most likely escaped and mixed with all the other stars in our region of the milky way galaxy never to be seen again like just that little section of this article was like it makes no sense is this a children's book or is this like right magazine is this from so they just have this little story about nemesis i think they're trying to paint the picture of nemesis being a nemesis. So the sun appears to be far less active than similar stars in terms of brightness variations caused by sunspots and other phenomena. The sun, essentially a hot ball of hydrogen and helium, is an average size star that formed more than 4.5 billion years ago and is roughly halfway through its lifespan. That is my fact of the day. I did not know that. Its diameter is about 864,000

miles, which is 1.4 million kilometers. Its surface temperature is about 10,000 degrees Fahrenheit, which is about 5,500 degrees Celsius. Okay. An examination of 369 gigahertz stars similar to the sun and surface temperatures, size, and rotation period – it takes the sun about 25 days to rotate once on its axes – showed that they displayed, on average, five times more brightness variability than the sun. The key here is that no one looked before in a systematic way at the relation of real young stars to the clouds that spawn them, Starler said. Our work is a step forward in understanding both how binaries

form and also the role that binaries play in early stellar evolution. We now believe that most stars, which are quite similar to our own sun, form as binaries. I think we have the strongest evidence to date for such an assertion. Why? That trips me out. Why? What do you mean they form as binaries? Why? I don't know. There's just two. Whenever you get one star, you get two. They're like twins. Where do stars come from? How is that? Is there someone fucking and stars come out?

Why two? That doesn't make any fucking sense to me. I guess I never even thought about where stars come from. Okay. Stars are born within the clouds of dust and scattered throughout most galaxies. They're born within the clouds of dust, according to science.nasa.gov. A familiar example of such a dust cloud is the Aurion Nebula.

Hi, Mars. Did you get that burp? No. Fuck! Yes. That was the after effect. Hey, wait, hold on before you say, oh, fly. I heard Australia is full of flies.

Hey, hold on, Mars, one second. What is the diameter of the Earth? About 20 miles, give or take. Not you, Mars, not you. What is the diameter of the Earth? The diameter of the Earth is 12,742 kilometers which i don't know what that is in miles oh you when you look stuff up in australia 7,917.5 miles when you look stuff up in in australia it just comes to you in kilometers yeah always we always get the australian

version of shit okay can you can you divide... Let's get some freedom units in here. Jesus, Mars, don't make me hang up on you. Will you divide 8,000 into 864? I mean, look at the fucking sun. It's massive. Siobhan, I don't want to interrupt, but I'm standing outside in my underwear, and it's really cold outside.

That's why I'm kind of talking. If you got it, if you got a job at barbell, dobs.com, barbell dot. Jesus Christ. Barbelljobs.com. You can fucking buy it for pants.

Well, you know what? I'll tell you what. I was just looking at barbelljobs.com. There was a, there was a listing in Gaylord, Michigan. Yes.

Yeah. I shit you not. And, uh, about $69,000 a listing in Gaylord, Michigan. Yeah, I shit you not. And about $69,000 a year for somebody to prank call into a savant podcast every week. And it was that guy. What was that guy's name? Butch? Butch. He will not get me again.

I promise you. I hear that fucking jackass when I'm just hitting the hang up button. You gotta be hot in that hang up button. What. You gotta be hot on that hang up button. What? You gotta be hot on that hang up button. We can't give any slack here. Figure it out on the trigger. No, stop. They're gonna start hanging up on me.

All right, hang up on them. Don't you fucking do it. Okay, Mark, what's up? We used you for your barbelljobs.com insert now what? No, there's another listing. I'm responding to the listing that you posted.

Kate's over this call. She's over it. Can you see your TV, Mars? Can you see your computer? No, I'm on my phone. Did you see the picture of Alex Peters earlier? Yeah, he's a beautiful man who has some kind of medical condition where he has multiple erectile probes all right cool we're on the same page all right thank you mars i just needed some

confirmation on that thank you love you love you too bye all right i hated that whole thing except for the love you at the end. That was cute. Thank you. Can you believe it? Two straight men saying I love you. Do you have a story on Don Lemon? No. Should I?

Do you want me to have one? Should I make one? Yeah, maybe. He's getting in trouble for sexual harassment. I think it's funny that the – okay. This guy got in my head, the guy who said I'm just like Tim Ferriss and Tia Peter for saying the same stories over and over because I was about to say the same story over and over. That guy ruined the show. It's part of why we like you, though.

It's okay. Downhill from here. Okay. Oh, boy. What were we talking about? The sons. Okay, the sons. I have the backup

story if we need to go to don lemon i've got the backup story we can go there um twin sons yeah okay no that was the end of the article so we were talking about something you were asking us to fucking divide 8 000 miles by a number to do something according to the diameter of the earth you said the diameter of the sun was like 864 000 miles but then i saw on that it's actually kilometers but it's fascinating diameter is like the line through the center right and radius is just from the center to the outside it's just crazy how big the sun is and where do they actually measure the sun like it's just a big old ball of burning gas right so where's the edge like well i think they can see the edge because like you can even see it in photos right

like i've been able to like yeah i think you can see it i mean i mean we you see how bright the sun is here on earth why don't we consider this the sun that we just are in the sun just on the edges of it you know what i mean i think they measure it with the shadows of other planets, actually. Say that again? I like where you're going with that. Explain that to me. I think, and I don't know, so somebody will, I'm sure, shoot this down, but I think what they use is the planets closest to us,

and then what they could see is the shadows as they cast over the certain the other planets or as the the shot or as the planet casts a shadow as it moves over the sun and so i think that they are able to take some known elements and then use those known elements to help calculate or predict unknown elements and that also then limits that where and when you determine the outer edges of the sun based on its rays. I mean, because its rays are here or else we wouldn't be able to see. Right. So like the same thing with the moon, right? But that's a little bit more clear in definition.

You could see different shapes as it changes. But as long as you study it, you could eventually see the whole thing in its whole shape. All right. I'll buy that. Even though I don't know exactly what you said, it sounded smart. I used to be a bartender, so so you know, just present it with confidence. Did you really used to be a bartender? Yeah.

So apparently there's actually an equation to calculate it. So here we go. This is on sciencebuddies.org. You can measure the diameter of the sun and moon with a pinhole and a ruler. All you need to know is some simple geometry and the average distance between the earth and sun or moon.

An easy way to make a pinhole is to cut a square hole in the center of a piece of cardboard, carefully tape, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then they have the diameter of the sun over the distance from the sun to the earth. So the diameter of the sun divided over the distance from the sun to the earth so the diameter

of the sun divided by the distance from the sun to the earth equals the diameter of image of the sun over the distance from the pinhole to the image yeah okay that was really fucking confusing but i get it but basically taking known elements to then use them to help solve for unknown. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right. Fine. Interesting. Apparently, it can also be measured during eclipse times. Wow, fuck.

You find some – these are things I've never Googled in my entire life. There you go. All right. Cool. Okay. Moving on. You're too busy. You guys ready? You're too busy doing reviews on fucking dildos.

Nah. Nah. Okay. This video. You know what someone said to me today? Yesterday someone goes, it's about as hostile as I was to you just now. I wonder if you want to punch me. Someone goes, hey, why don't you come visit us in our city? So I had some people over at my house and like, hey, why don't you come visit us in our city? And had some people over at my house and like hey why don't you come visit us in our city i was like because i don't leave my house really i i stay in

a really tight oodle loop in my skin i just do my own thing and he goes is it because you're lazy like i didn't think i had i could be triggered but i was triggered like i like that would be i feel like yeah that just really probes, like, an insecurity or, like, fear of being lazy in you. You're, like, very anti-lazy. I wanted to mash him. Lazy? Motherfucker. Maybe that's why he thinks you don't wear a mask.

He's like, oh, yeah, he's just lazy. Oh. No, it's because I'm trying to tell the world okay this video will blow your mind so amica robot unveils human-like facial expressions play the video on youtube because it's it's fucking Wait, is there a video on this article? Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy. Like the beginning of it, you're like, oh, what's going on? And then boom.

Wait for it. Wait for it. I like the guy's reaction in the background. Like, holy shit. It looks like it's computer generated, right? Like it looks like CGI. This is the eyeballs. Wow. Hey, there was some article that came out that was like a week after this saying that robots were breeding, but then I, but, but they're not. Yeah. That's amazing.

Even how those fingers move. So it only has an upper body. It doesn't have a lower body. Okay. Let me, let me go through the story. So the company behind human-like robots, Engineered Arts, has unveiled a new creation that can amaze you even more. Amica, a new humanoid robot that lacks lifelike hair and skin like the Mesmer models can instead show more human natural looking expressions than other robots. The Amica robot is a fully articulated android. Its facial expressions and body language are realistic and it is reminiscent of Fallout sense. I don't know what that is. The new generation of robots is becoming more human-like and we can't wait to see it interact with people. That's a weird thing to write in an article. Cornish-based Engineered Arts,

calling itself the UK's foremost designer and manufacturer of humanoid entertainment robots, almost designer and manufacturer of humanoid entertainment robots, enthusiastically presented the machine on YouTube. Okay. So the articulated robot has a non-functional lower half, which means that it can't walk. The robot's upper half is fully functional and Engineered Arts has performed research on walking robots, but the company hasn't applied it to the robot. Amica's realism and ability to look human are impressive and it's easy to see why Amica is such a big hit with consumers and businesses alike. Okay, so the hardware. Engineered Arts previously stated that it uses powerful, quiet, high-torque motors to control mesmer's body and head movements, with everything designed from the ground up to work perfectly together. It also uses sensors, such as cameras, depth sensors, LiDAR, L-I-D-A-R, and microphones.

To control motion, the company has developed browser-based software that works with many 3D applications used for visual effects or game animation. The movements, Amica's movements are based on what Engineered Arts calls degrees of movement. These degrees of movement can be found in the robot's head, arms, torso, and hands, as well as in facial movements and expressions. So what I imagine is that there must be just hundreds of degrees of movements in the face. All of these types of movements bring Amica to life as he moves and uses his facial expressions to convey human emotions. The cost. There's no information on pricing or availability for the Amica or Mesmer, though the company's simpler robothespian models reportedly

sold for 79 000 and up in 2018 yeah that sounds cheap right yeah right yeah that's and that's like a long time ago now with like other models i imagine this would be just wildly expensive what are entertainment robots robots that like that like hang out at chuck e cheese yeah that was interesting in the article so i imagine it's just like businesses i don't know What are entertainment robots? Robots that like, that like hang out at Chuck E. Cheese and sing and dance? That was the interesting thing. Yeah, that was interesting in the article. So I imagine it's just like businesses, I don't know, purchasing them and using them as like fucking,

just some, literally entertainment, like just some little like draw card or like interesting thing they have. Yeah, like animatronics or like Disney or different studios, right? Like Universal Studios or amusement parks. Yeah, like just random stuff. Or is it a sex doll? Am amica i believe amica is the name

of the model of robot from this company i know i'm just thinking maybe it's it's a latin word for something like like it means something like they took it from somewhere these are smart people there's an acronym of amica but i don't know what i think don lemon's a robot i think don lemon's one of those amica robots yeah i don't know the place did we make it through the entire news is that all the news kate in one hour yeah yeah and then i have the don lemon article that i just pulled up from new york post if you want me to go through them. OK, I do. Let me just let me let me answer this guy from McAllen, Texas.

It's one of the last places of freedom in the country. Hello, Texas. How are you? I'm doing really good. Wow. I cannot believe this word. I know. I'll talk for you. OK. I have a question for you. That's okay? Okay. So you, really for you or Kate, you've been around a lot of like high level CrossFit athletes when they train me. How many of them train alone?

I've always wondered that. Like, I would imagine probably not a lot of them can be pushed by random people around their gym. Like how many of these athletes that we see on the tv are training by themselves every single day do you want to go kate go um god the one that i know that definitely trains alone is um uh oh fuck what's his name tall guy um from canada fikowski fikowski yeah he trains alone um i think ricky ricky garad actually i believe trains with like his brother and some people in the gym but i think the case like

regardless of if you train with someone or you don't train with someone those games athletes are the best so it's not like they can necessarily have someone next to them racing them every time they work out so yeah they training alone can definitely be harder, but I don't think that maybe I think the motivation levels to like push hard in a workout come down to their intrinsic motivation rather than extrinsic motivation where they rely on people around them. Yes, it can be fun to be in an environment where you're pushed by other people, but those guys, the fucking, they're winning anyway. They're winning if they're training in a gym with other people. So it's not like that really pushes them.

If anything, I think there's a lot of athletes that get lulled into a false sense of success or achievement because they beat just average CrossFitters or people that are maybe like quarterfinals, semifinals status. And it's like, they can't push beyond that. CrossFit Games athletes do something different

with their training. I agree with everything she said. I can give you some examples also. In 2009 or 10, excuse me, when we went out and filmed Miko Salo, he rode in a closet, literally a closet, and he rode in there. We all know that Matt trained in his parents' basement where he lived. And recently, my kid's tennis coach said – what did he say? It's a really cliche line, but it was really powerful, and it was kind of fun watching him tell my 7-year-old son this. this but basically champions what is this something about champions do their work fuck what is that cliche line can you help me out here what's your name texas help me out participate champions may not yeah it's like it's like basically while you're asleep they're doing the work no No one sees the work.

Oh, the work? There's no – goddammit. There's no – no one sees – basically no one sees the work. No one actually sees the work. I don't know it. I think – yeah, thank you. Neither do I. I always bring shit up that I know nothing about.

Go ahead, Colin. Have at that one. I think the vast majority of them do so much shit alone it's fucking crazy even even when we had velner on i'm just thinking like he was working out in his fucking front yard and his neighbor came over and interrupted him it's uh i have a question on that too do you think that it would be a disservice to them if they were around like just like trying to engage working out with like i don't know what to call them like people that are less fit don't have that intrinsic motivation like it almost be like they would start to absorb their mediocrity so they have to work out alone

i i do think this i think kate on the other hand on the opposite side of that so i think maybe what you're saying is it has some validity on the opposite end of that kate was just saying that you know you can't you can't have two world-class fucking competitors in the same room working out every day together they'll fucking hurt each other they'll accidentally you know what i mean it's like if you had a yeah they just will just burn each other out i i think i mean you know some camps are doing it some camps are pulling it off i mean how how i don't know how much time Guy spends there, but how does Guy, Rich, Samuel, Luke Parker, Haley Adams – who else is over there? Nestler. How do all those people just –

The Froning Empire. Yeah. How does the Froning – I mean those – somehow they're doing it. So maybe that's a contradiction to what Kate and I are sharing. Go ahead, Kate. I think both, both ways, you know, both ways work. I think definitely if you can, if you're around someone else who takes it seriously, then it helps you take it seriously. I don't know if it comes down to how you perform in a workout, like, like day

to day training. I think it's like how you apply yourself overall, how consistent you are, how much you, you want to do the work over the longterm. But I mean, you're seeing it, like you see the phronings, you see the Tia Claire training camp with like Brooke Wells as well in there. And you see the Yami Takanan running Annie Thora's daughter and, uh, Katrin now like through that thing, like, you know, you do see athletes come together that do well in that environment and enjoy that environment. Um, because I think, especially for people that have been doing it for a long fucking time, it makes the process more enjoyable. Hey, you know what?

I'm writing right now that question for Ben Bergeron tomorrow. So you get credit for it, Josh. Do you? That would be awesome. Do you? You're welcome. Thank you. Do athlete, you can have a 35 cents of the money we make on the show.

Do you? I don't want any money. Train alone. Josh doesn't want my money. You can, you're welcome on the show do you have i don't want any money train alone josh doesn't want my money you can you're welcome on the show anytime then i think the question should be do athletes train better alone or with other people maybe like that should be like a part b like do do can you can you to a degree like build success with a competitive athlete if you get them training with someone else is that a requirement or what does it take to what does it take to succeed if you're training alone

do you train alone yeah yeah i see yeah so the reason why i'm asking is were you asking me or were you asking siobhan no you she knows i don't know i know you train alone well i've been training with my training partner for the last 16 weeks I just came back from this surgery and he just texted me today and said that he can't or just would not like to continue training he's got some other life stuff going on and I'm really trying to qualify for the CrossFit Games and I was I've just been wondering that all day. And I was wondering what you guys thought about it. So I'm looking, I had trained alone previously.

And then I've been training with him. It's been way better, so much fun. I was like, wow, I didn't even realize what I was missing. And then now I'm looking at probably training alone again, at least for a little while. So I was like, man, am I doing myself a disservice? Is this a good thing? I don't really know.

Do you train at an affiliate? Do you train at a gym? I do. I do. Do you normally do the class workouts? I don't, unfortunately, no. I wish I could. Because I was going to say,

depending on the programming and depending on how aligned it is with your goals, you could always just find intensity in that group. You don't necessarily need to be pushed by other people. The other thing that I always recommend is when people start to get serious and they want to compete and they're at my gym, if they start to get to the top of the pack, we say, hey, you got to branch out. Find a gym that you're willing to drive once a week, too, that would accept you, that you know there's some high-level people. We have Diablo CrossFit, which is about 30 miles up the road from us. So, you know, there's an, there's an outlet there for those people that also want to compete. And so if you're willing to

do that once a week, twice a month, you could get that mixed in motivation to where you kind of have the carrot out in front of you. Cause now you've got to work hard when you're alone. Cause you know, next time you show up there, you're going to be put to the test again so constantly varied i think the other thing that i do to add in like that motivation is you can have the people around you invite then you can also have your thoughts create or provide motivation and the best way to generate the kind of thoughts that are going to help you is to read books that are on the topic of fucking winning so things like go read Tia Clare books, go read Rich Froning's book, go read Ben Bergeron's book, go and read. There's some

books by some Olympic shooters that the Basham brothers, it's called attainment. And with winning in mind, go read those books, go and read. How bad do you want it by Matt Fitzgerald? Go and read fucking elite minds by Stan Beacham. Go and read Mindset by Carol S. Dweck. That's a classic. You have to read that book. When you go into training with the right kind of thoughts and you can stay yourself in the direction, that will help you achieve the kind of intensity that you need

regardless of who's in the room with you. So if you can't train with people, make sure that you have your thoughts fucking under control. Okay. That's really cool. You have two minutes. I just told the guy who was calling to call back in two minutes. Oh gosh.

Okay. Hey, if I DM you can, I get some of those titles. That was really, really fast. Yeah. I am posted some recently.

I'll send you like, I've got a screenshot of some of those books. Only if you send a dick pic with the DM. I can't do that. That's not me. I'm sorry go back to reading the bible good on ya

thanks Josh yeah thanks say it say it say it I was gonna say I could never do that I don't wanna overstep and send a dick pic you're a good dude you passed the test well you guys have a great day thank you very much for taking my call okay thank you bye thanks

hey you know you know that phenomenon it's i've read about it happening at least twice where someone's um taking a selfie and they also have a gun in their hands and they shoot themselves and kill themselves do you guys know that phenomenon? Oh my God. Wow. That just took such a big, bright turn. I just wasn't expecting that at all. I almost did it.

Now I almost did it just now. I almost, I had the mouse in my hand and I was trying to hang up on this dude. I almost hit end broadcast. It would have just ended the show. Oh man. Yeah. That that's a true phenomenon. Okay. Tell me about Don don lemon because basically don for those of you who don't know don lemon's one of the anchors at cnn and cnn is fucking imploding and they've been doing some horrible shit and it makes me so happy that people like

joe rogan are uncovering it but he also had sanjay gupta on and basically saying to him like hey why are you telling people i'm taking horse tranquilizer medicine when it's clearly a medicine that won the nobel prize and billions of people have taken it and blah blah blah blah or billions of doses have been given i think i think rogan said billions have taken it but i really think it's billions of doses have been given and hundreds of millions of people but i could be wrong but regardless the entire network is complete bullshit they're basically just selling people on lies on racism on on sickness it's it's fucking despicable it's it's it's um it's so scary and this guy is a horrible horrible horrible man and you know and if you don't believe

me you should see some of the interviews he did you should see the interview he did with morgan freeman morgan freeman fucks him up and it's so it's and and and it's almost like don lemon is soulless he doesn't even realize he's getting fucked up but anyway he of all if so he lost his buddy um chris cuomo for all sorts of crazy shit and now this guy don lemon i guess um someone is uh suing him or actually i think that basically someone said hey don lemon reached into my pants and grabbed my genitalia or something like that. And what's ended up happening is,

it's a man, by the way, Don Lemon's like openly gay. I think he has like a husband or some shit. And basically this guy's saying, hey, they offered me $500,000 to shut the fuck up, but I'm not gonna do it. And it's just it's once again it's that thing it's the people screaming the loudest from the treetops like fuck racism fuck anti uh homophobia fuck all they're the fuck sexism fuck rape like these

are the people who end up being that's what makes me always nervous about the people who are like so against um child pornography and pedophilia and the people who chase them. I'm always whacked from cnn here too but it is cool that chris wallace for those of you who don't know chris wallace is mike wallace's son and when i was a kid mike wallace mike wallace is dead now he was a superstar in 60 minutes a superstar and mike wallace did a ton of great work but if you want to see an amazing piece see the piece mike wallace did for 60 minutes on vaccines this is 30 30 years ago and to all all your friends who are liberals or all your people sorry kate i mean be on your for all the people who are liberals or all the people who are still pro vaccine that's what you are you're pro

vaccine it's not that other people are anti-vaccine you're pro vaccine the go watch that piece you'll be you'll be thoroughly thoroughly impressed and this this guy's a hardcore liberal so when you're obsessed with sugar i'm starting to believe you are on sugar that's fair it's fair i mean i'm clearly i mean i loved sugar i didn't even know it was like the rest of you asshats or what did what did i think kate said in the beginning of the show or someone did people don't realize are we talking about addiction no no it was one of the callers yeah you said something like people are selling out no people are really how bad sugar is people are denial of how bad sugar really is lemon allegedly put his finger down his own pants and then put his finger in the other guy's face

yeah and said do you like the smell of cock or pussy but he also reached his hand into that guy's pants and squeezed his genitalia or something so i have two articles that i found there's one that says cnn mess over cuomo shows dangers of news as entertainment and this was from three hours ago and it's on uh the guardian and then there's another one from new york post that's don lemon brands pal jesse smett, a liar. And this is from December 10th. So it's like, I can't find anything specifically that's kind of what you were saying. Well, the media is avoiding that like the plague. So you can, if you have Don Lemon sexual, like sexual, every outlet has covered it except for the New York Times, which is also fascinating. I mean, not fascinating fascinating why am i saying

oh don lemon sexual assault accuser blasted by judge for destroying evidence from two days ago cnn host don lemon refuses to address tip-off claim and covering guilty verdict okay should i read the first one no it's what was the what were the other two things you talked about too just so this one actually looks interesting yeah the jesse smollett one's fascinating too it's just like come on man yeah it seems like there's a lot of shit where it's like yeah okay so i'll touch like briefly touch potentially on a couple of them because i think they're all connected so the first one this is the most recent one which is uh the cnn mess with cuomo so this is specifically about cuomo

um but i like the term news as entertainment. I just think that really describes news at the moment with mainstream media. So CNN found itself at the center of the US news cycle this week. And by the way, Matt, this is on The Guardian and it's called CNN mess. And for those of you who don't realize how important this is, countries like Australia and other countries, they think the United States is what CNN tells them. That's what's so crazy. Okay, go on. So after its primetime host, Chris Cuomo was abruptly fired for helping to shape the response of his brother, the former New York governor, Andrew Cuomo, to multiple accusations of sexual harassment. The youngest sibling, 51, lost three

jobs in as many days as CNN hosts serious satellite radio jock and a contract for a book provisionally titled Deep Denial, and now faces an investigation by outside lawyers for CNN, while Elder Cuomo, 64, faces a Justice Department investigation stemming from a damning report issued by New York's Attorney General. But the scandal has also placed CNN in the crosshairs after Cuomo accused his boss, Network President Jeff Zucker, of knowing about his involvement in trying to manage his brother's scandal. There were no secrets about this, as other individuals besides Mr. Cuomo can attest, a Cuomo spokesperson told The Wall Street Journal. can attest, a Cuomo spokesperson told the Wall Street Journal. The network hit back, calling the accusations patiently false and illustrated why he had been fired for violating our standards and practices, as well as his lack of candor. CNN then announced it would resist paying out $18 million remaining on Cuomo's four-year contract, a deal that amounted to $25,000 a night for an hour-long

primetime segment. Cuomo is understood to have hired LA attorney Brian Friedman. hour-long primetime segment. Cuomo is understood to have hired LA attorney Brian Friedman. So it was a remarkable end to what has always appeared a chummy relationship between the star and his employer, who had seemed firm in backing him. But CNN's problems do not end there. Fellow star Don Lemon, whose primetime hour came after Cuomo's, has been accused of sexual harassment in a bar three years ago. Lemon's accuser, ex-bartender Dustin Heiss, made the claims on the Megyn Kelly show this week. Lemon also came up in the staged attack of Empire star Jussie Smollett when the actor testified at trial that he received a text from Lemon warning him that his decision not to hand his phone records over to detectives had triggered

an investigation. So it just seems like all this is crossing over. Until the moment of Cuomo's termination from the cable news station, he and CNN had expressed a family-first job-second rationale. This was a very unique situation, and so we did allow for some leeway for Chris that, you know, was unique to the situation for somebody in that role with a brother in that role during a once-in-a-lifetime pandemic, Zucker told a CNN town hall report. Tanya Selvaratnam, one of the four women who accused New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman of physical abuse leading to Schneiderman's resignation, says CNN's efforts

to keep the host on long after his involvement with his brother's efforts to stay in the office were interlocked. These power structures and politics in the media have been designed to propagate misogyny and hierarchy. So there said, I can't say the name very well. Sorry. Those at the top of the hierarchy inherently characterized by white patriarchy will stop at nothing to maintain their power until their

wrongdoing is fully exposed. And even then they'll try to hang on to it. Okay. Okay. Fuck you. Not you. The patriarchy? The interplay. They they got carried away like they were telling a story and then then someone's shoving their agenda through fuck off like it's like hey dude it's

always if it's a woman talking it's always the patriarchy the interplay between politics and the media is hardly new but represents the border crisis for journalism in america says kyle pope and editor-in-chief at the columbia journalism review it's a gay black guy it's like it's like it's like complaining but that the blacks have no power when you got obama uh oprah lebron um it's like it's like it's like blaming um uh someone a black guy for getting shot in a city on racism. When the mayor, the chief of police and the entire city council are all black. It's like, dude,

like you got to fucking chill. You got to fucking chill. That's what they're, where that article was going. It's fucking Don Lemon. It's a guy who openly celebrated his love for Chris. Isn't it so impressive that me, a gay black man can openly say to another news anchor,

I love you. No, actually it's not fucking impressive. I've been saying, I love you to guys since I was three years old and I'm 49. I haven't had a dick in my mouth and it doesn't matter. Like it's not, no,

it's not impressive. Shut up. Stop stroking yourself on TV. You're embarrassing me and all the other dudes who fucking like who love other dudes you're ruining it you're ruining it for us yeah it's interesting like i'm just reading this one part here that says do you fast no oh go on the acceleration of news opinion often gets laid at the door of trump who's explicitly used cnn coverage as a bargaining chip to threaten time warners tie up with at&t i don't entirely blame cnn but they certainly did become the

anti-fox said jim sleeper a former lecturer in political science lao yale yeah that's what sucks about the two political parties like a huge chunk of the people if you're a republican like a huge chunk of your identity is not liking the democrats and the democrats a huge chunk of your identity is not like in republicans and it's so crazy like just actually agenda through i heard a really cool thing and i'm gonna talk about vaccines so i apologize to the podcast um but somebody was saying like the people just like to show that they're anti-antivax so it's like the reason that people like so like the reason that people promote like the vaccine or for all the rules or like the mandates is only because they're

trying to establish themselves as anti-antivax because they don't want to be associated with anti-vaxes and all the stereotypes that have been built around that. And it's like, that is so true. It's like people are just setting themselves up for like how they're perceived and making sure that they, they they're on the right side. And that's what it is. It's like, pick a side and make sure that everybody knows you're on that side. Yeah. You nailed it. I see people like that. I hear about people like that.

They don't really come around me. I don't see too many of them. You know what's crazy? The people that I've upgraded to since this has happened is just like amazing. Upgraded to like, I've upgraded all my relationships because of the pressure put on society right now. Like every, like I hang around even more healthy people. Now I hang around even more open-minded people. Now I hang around. Like it's like, it's like they've, they've all sifted out. Do you know what I mean? Like this is a really crude example of it. But let's say my kids went to jujitsu and there were 30 families there.

And then this COVID thing happened and only 10 families stayed. Like those were my people. Like it sifted out all the jackasses. Like all the closed-minded people, the big the bigots the racists the homophobes the people who live in their head the people who don't put their kids first the people like it just sifted all of those people out and then and then and then there are families who stayed who all did get the vaccines and i'm friends with them too i'm great friends with them i i had the fights last night and the people the couple that came over they're like the hardcore fucking power lifters um and and they're vaccinated and boosted up and they're fucking great people i

love them to death but but they stayed throughout the whole thing too you know what i mean they weren't afraid they just like it's about conscious levels oh i think i know this guy it's not the prank caller. First time caller. Hey, Joe. What's up, guys? Good. How are you? Do you know him, Susan? Does he go to your gym?

Yeah, that's Joe. He's probably come back from L.A. right now. He was just at a weightlifting meet. This is the guy who made the podcast. The graphics, yeah. I mean, the logo. That's right. Yeah, the logo guy.

What's up, fellas? I'm on I-5. I had up fellas. I'm on I five. I had to call. I listened to the, uh, CNN debacle. Had to, had to give you a rate.

Is fellas, is that, I'm both sexist. Does that, does that, are you just saying hi to us or does that kind of, do you get your arm around Kate with that too? Sexist.

Well, I saw the, I saw the picture of Kate and I'm like, dang, I'm definitely, I'm definitely listening to this one. I know. The promo picture was hot.

You know the thumbnail? It's so funny. I would have never, ever used that. I don't even know how you guys got that photo. Is it on my profile? I think it's on my personal account. I have another very quiet personal account and I'm pretty sure it's from that one. I think someone stalked me.

Was it your wife? No. My wife? No, it was his wife. I just don't know where that photo got. I didn't remember that one being on my profile. Monreach is deep in the archives. Yeah, Jesus. I'm just desperate for photos.

Very good photo. Very good photo, Kate. And since Hobart wasn't on the show i could get away with it just a big old one yeah some hard-working individuals in this group i i can vouch for susan this guy works lots of hours helping lots of people yeah Yeah, he's great. He's a good dude. But just wanted to call in and say hi. I'm pretty bored on I-5. We got a wicked echo. You got like YouTube on at the same time.

Oh, shit. Joe, are you driving alone in the car? Oh, perfect. He wasn't going to like the next question I asked him. Which was what? He asked me if he's driving alone and if he's ever masturbated on the ride between LA and the Bay Area. Driving and masturbation. How are you allowed to?

Is that legal? Are you allowed to drive and masturbate? I've never heard. I mean, you're not allowed to drink and drive. I was also wondering if you're allowed to eat and drive. Are you allowed to drive and masturbate? I've never heard. You're not allowed to drink and drive. I was also wondering if you're allowed to eat and drive. Are you allowed to eat and drive? Because you're not allowed to be on your phone. But it's like if you're using your other hand to do something, surely that's dangerous. Yeah, I eat and drive all the time.

Yeah, I do it most days. I think we have our cola. Yeah, still there oh yeah hey joe yeah i'm back i'm back yeah you're back i had to turn off youtube joe what were you doing in in los angeles uh i participated in a weightlifting competition at socal weightlifting and you drove all the way down there for that? Yeah, it was, it's a good gym. I wanted to get in front of a bigger group of people, be at a live event. The online stuff is just not working for me.

And how much was it to enter? These guys charged $110, I think. It was pretty good. It was a two-day event and what were the lifts snatchy clean and jerk oh just those two there's a way yeah okay i pictured i pictured okay so i was picturing powerlifting and how did you do pretty good um three for six a couple press out calls but uh wait it's crossfit you're allowed to press out i know it's uh it counts in my book for being as old as i am did you send any PRs? No. One kilo called PR, but I got called for a press out. That's fine. It's a PR for you.

In the beginning of the show, Kate pointed out that a young lady, 20-year-old young lady, pressed 167? Yeah, strict pressed. That's insane. Yeah, see? It's impressive, right?. That's insane. Yeah, see? It's impressive, right?

That is very impressive. What's her name again? Alex Gazan, I think. Yeah, good job. Alex Gazan, yeah. That is awesome. All right, Joe, I like you, but I milked you for about as much as I can get, I think.

No, it's good, guys. Rock on. Take care. Peace. Later, Joe. joe hey will what do you think about that will or caleb's trying to fucking get rid of this uh logo hey so there's these guys there's this kid do you guys know the term send it have you heard that term send it okay i think someone owns that trademark and it's it's these it's these guys they're called the knuckle brothers knuckle oh they own the trademark really do you know what i'm talking

about they're they're they're they're they're like trump supporters they're always with dana white like at fights it's these guys i think they do stuff like jackass i ended up on this guy's instagram account today nettle nectar nectar brothers it's with an n someone will know in the comments i'm looking for it send full send they own full send yeah full send is that what i said send it send it full send full send i think they own that trademark and i think that kid might have i think he's 20 no nelk brothers thank you yes yeah i think that kid might've, I think he's 20. No, Nelk brothers. Thank you. Yes. Yeah. I think that kid might, I think he might be like bat shit, banana pants,

crazy rich from, from that, from his clothing line. Full send. Yeah. Okay. Nelk Inc. Ontario.

Oh, they're Canadians. California ownership. Oh no, no. Ontario, California. Mark.

Wow. You're good. Does anyone send it they do own it they own full send they own that that that phrase yep wow it's pretty hectic yeah and man they're loaded i think i saw he bought a jet he bought his parents homes about his parents cars is that all he does is he like doing other stuff or is it just the apparel with that name? I think he just does crazy jackass shit. I think he does crazy jackass shit.

I think. It's hard to tell because now I only look back like, I don't know, 40 posts on his Instagram and now he's got so much money it's all just about pussy and money, girls and money. But kind of. Not like not like Dan Blazarian kind of not not like not like not like a damn blazarian kind

of pussy kind of like different a little maybe more respectful taking five virgins to oh yeah maybe yo mate yeah look at he hangs out with virgins yeah i think there he is right in the middle there that blonde guy in the in the um yeah and he's all buff and shit he made me juiced up isn't that the um shit what's that guy's name we'll do it somebody will do it something like that steve will do it that's it yes that's him that's yes yes yeah that dude is He. And what a clever name. Steve will do it. And so he just does anything. Oh yeah.

Yeah. Look at this. This is like this huge. He'll check like fifths of like fireball and vodka in one go. He'll just like put the whole thing back. It's insane. Yeah. His net worth is definitely more than 3.5 million i promise you i think his youtube station got fucking demonetized

yeah probably he puts on 2 000 subscribers a day i would just like to hit 10 000 subscribers how's that matter of fact speaking of that if you could just take a moment to like and subscribe to this episode, that would be wonderful. Oh my goodness. What if I put something at the bottom here, a banner? Go ahead and do that. Also, if you're listening to on Apple, iTunes, or Spotify,

do us a favor and please leave a review. Only five-star review. Anything less than five stars. Don't waste your time. We will delete it. Five-star reviews only and also short descriptions mostly speaking good of sebon's looks are most appreciated thank you very much subscribe and what's the other thing we have we want people to do and like oh yeah i think you have to put it the other round like and subscribe subscribe and like just really isn't't there like smash that like button? Isn't that a thing? Yeah.

Save. Oh, I get subscribe and like. It just doesn't look great. It just doesn't look. It's definitely like and subscribe. Now they're on to us. They know we don't know shit. Yeah.

Oh, shit. Okay, okay. Like and let me try that. To join the movement. It needs to be like a button yeah i know it needs to be yeah we need some like uh yeah that like points down to like where the like and subscribe button is on youtube who's nate edwardson like and subscribe i don't know what the fuck i'm doing barbelljobs.com if you also suck at uh running a podcast i i blair you are too kind yeah okay so i have a really cool thing to um give you guys. I like that Blake gave us a 6.7 out of 10, because if you get someone to rate something out of 10,

like one being whatever, 10 being the best or the worst, whatever you decide, and you remove the numbers three and seven, it takes away the most, like pretty much everybody's answer. Like when you, if someone's got like a bad rating,

they'll be like, oh, it's a three out of 10. If someone's got a good rating, it's like a seven out of 10. So you remove those numbers. It fucks everyone up. Yeah.

Wow. When we do reviews at, at the like front desk with coach evaluations, I literally have a one through five scale, but there's no three. Yes. That's fine. I read it a while ago.

That's literally, I say, all right, one, two, five, you can't use three. What is it?

It's either good or it's like, it's not working out. Right. Oh shit love that this is i'm guessing blair likes us so that and it's really a three six point seven you know what i mean like and that's not your fault kate i really fucked up you guys showed up i was i'm a bit of a mess today i i i i'm a bit of a mess i'm not on my game today and i'm on my game at one point I was taking notes for the Ben Bergeron podcast I'm just not I'm not usually I'm so shopping yeah usually I'm so focused on being

trying to share your screen I'm so focused on being scattered usually and I just wasn't focused on being scattered today I wasn't I wasn't this is me focused I'm on a six on a good day I'm a sick oh okay uh Nate sucks but I watch about half his stuff oh shit wow why do you watch it if he sucks I don't think he sucks

by the way well it's not that he sucks this formula that people are using where you have to watch them work out first is just not, is just not working for me. Okay, here we go. This is fair. Two out of 10 for seven on Matt, 4.4 out of 10.

Oh, I feel like poor Matt. What did you do? Yeah. I, I, Matt was definitely not a four. Uh,

I was definitely a two. Hey, does that mean if two out of 10, does that mean I'm a one out of five oh so I see so he's done it without threes and sevens right oh okay okay I get it

hey and it's impossible I was holding Kate and Matt back no here's the thing like if we just did the news without you it would be like 30 minutes of just like talking through articles, just reading straight off the page. And it'd be like, okay, well, I guess we'll go home now.

I know. I just needed to, I just, whatever. Sunday. Sunday. Okay. Well, thank you guys. Let's fucking end the misery.