The Sevan Podcast - #605 - Live Call In Show w/ Darian Weeks

Episode Date: September 24, 2022

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Hi, Caleb. Hi. Good morning. Oh, shit. someone's sending me twitter hi kid hi good morning oh shit wow this guy looks like someone sent me a video i thought it was josh bridges but it's someone else marco david david This guy looks like someone sent me a video. I thought it was Josh Bridges, but it's someone else. Marco David. David. Libby. Eric Heide. Jessica. Shit, still not working on Rumble.

Kyle Landis. Adam. Good morning, beautiful people. Jessica Valenzuela. I think you would love it. Meaning Heidi would like last night's show? Last night's show was kind of crazy. I felt like we were all in pretty rare form. I don't think,

I don't think we were, I don't think we were rude at all. Maybe blunt. The show was about, um, Hannah, Anna, Anna, Hannah,

who's this, uh, chick who used to be a dude who competes in CrossFit. What's interesting is Hiller made it seem like it was a secret. Like the 30 people he talked to said that Anna keeps it on the down low. But someone I know was texting me the whole time saying, no, no, no. I trained with Hannah, Hannah, and she was texting me the whole time saying no no no i trained i trained with it hannah anna and uh she was totally open the whole time and i had a banana yeah so

why would they want to keep that a secret she's not like professional well she i think maybe she did go to the games as a as a oh shit i got a booger i think um i think she did go to the games as a team i can't remember now it was so long we lost like 12 hours ago but i think she did go oh the caller was nuts too right yeah cameron i've been i i've thought about having him on the show he's wavered on whether he wants his face on the show he just wanted to do an audio show i really don't want to do that nobody wants to stare at your face for that long so i just it's a dude a dude a friend of mine a instagram friend of mine and friend of mine who's in my

text messages now named Cameron has an only fans page and he's got a really nice body and a huge cock. And last night he called in after the show, like we're two hours into the show and he called in and was telling us like for 250 bucks, he, he puts his mouth on his penis or for $10. He does the splits naked, but basically. Did he remove his ribs to be able to put his mouth on his penis? I didn't think so. I don't think so. I think he's just got a long tongue and a huge font a huge font is someone

being restrained something's happening i hope it's i hope it's healthy oh i wonder if when i yawn if like 20 listeners yawn. Why are you guys listening today? There's no UFC tomorrow. The guests haven't shown up. Justin told us yesterday he'll be driving. He's driving to a high school reunion. And who the fuck knows where Darian is? These guys don't take the show seriously. He said he's very flexible as a male.

He did say he can't put his penis in his mouth in the morning he says he has to be warmed up interesting like me is he like small or is he like a normal sized man no no he's a big dude he's a big yolk dude he's like i yoke dude. He's like, I've seen pictures of him. I haven't seen his penis, but I get the impression that she, he sends me a text with, uh, with pictures of what people post on his only fans. And it's just tons of dudes telling him how they've never seen a more

beautiful and huge, uh, penis. So there's a, we have to do these things called predetainment physicals. So like before somebody gets sent to prison, like we have to evaluate them and make sure that they're not like shelving anything or. Shelving.

Whatever, or make sure that they don't have any medical issues and all that stuff. Yes. whatever or make sure that they don't have any medical issues and all that stuff yes and uh they were telling us that the individual was coming in and we're like oh like what are they being detained for um they told us that it was for like sending inappropriate photos to unwilling recipients or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, Oh, okay. That seems like aggressive.

I like this story. I like this story. Or what, um, what, uh, Why do you have to, you have to do a medical procedure on someone who's who sent dick pics to someone or it's not like you're just evaluating them like you're just saying like do you have any illnesses do you have any medications you need refilled while you're detained okay okay stuff like that nothing super serious do they never do they normally tell you why the person was detained um usually they'll give us like a vague answer okay like if you if there's like a database that you can go to

like it's public access you can just look to see like what people are being being court-martialed for okay okay and uh so they told us like some vague answer and so we went in the database and we're like being nosy and looking seeing like what's what's this all about yeah yeah um and so that's when we found out that he had been like sending inappropriate photos we're like oh that's weird so this guy shows up and he's like probably your height but like 60 70 pounds lighter like just this oh just i like it just very just a skinny frail dude yeah okay so he shows up more like that's weird but why would he that just seems odd like maybe he was just trying to get some attention from some chick or something um and then we go to do his cavity search and so we're like all right go ahead and like drop your drawers and like

spin around and show us whether or not you have anything inside of you yeah and as this guy drops his drawers and i'm telling you he had the biggest schlong i've ever seen wow it was like it does he know it i don't i feel like he probably does and that's why he was, like, showing it off. Like he's proud of it. Yeah. What in the fuck are y'all talking about? Wow. Wow.

Was his name Justin Danger Nunley? Actually, it was, yeah. I came in on a totally wrong part of that conversation. Like, I'm sure the context behind that was okay but like i walked in to just that hey if i had if i if i did he swing it unnecessarily was he swinging his penis a little bit no but it did like we did have to like move it to like just observe yeah it was like it was just oh it like, just your penis is so big that they have to move it to the side to see if you're hiding something behind it, like a package or something, a person. It was fucking crazy.

Just, uh, uh, Caleb, Caleb was telling us that he had to do a, uh, just a assessment, a quick check medical assessment on someone who is going to the bridge. Here's the question. Like Caleb, when you, when you move it, like when you have to move it, do you just go all in and just grab it and move it over? Or is it just like a, I'm just going to pinch the top of the skin. Like I'm grabbing a puppy, right. And move it over. Neither you back of the hands. Hey, over. Neither. The back of the hand. Hey, he takes the back of his hand.

You liar. Hey, he takes his gloves off. Usually ungloved. That's how I do it. He probably used his mouth. He's like, hold on. I got to move this from here. I was like, oh, excuse me.

Like when we're talking, when we're talking like the biggest you've ever seen, how low did that thing hang? I got this mid-time. Wow. I got a buddy I showered with once, and his dick was so big. And then later on that night, we were out camping.

What are you talking about? And his dick was so big. That's exactly what I'm saying. We were in Mexico. What are we doing here? We were in Mexico, and I was showering with this dude, and his dick was so big. How are you getting better? And when I went to the campsite, I told everyone how big his dick was.

And no one wanted to believe me. So later on that night, we went to a strip club. It was seven girls and six guys on the strip. And we went to a strip club. And the stripper sat on his lap. And she put her hand into his pants. And she yells, El Caballo. And I fucking jumped out of my seat.

And I'm like, I told told you motherfuckers what's that the cowboy means the horse the horse el baccaro el baccaro no no the horse el caballo even a stripper who touched his cock knew that like like if you got a stripper yelling the horse when she touches your dick and so later on that night we were drunk and it was me and him and we're walking back and i go hey he's drinking a pacifico and i go how how how fucking gigantic does that thing get when it's erect and he looks at his pacifico and he says it's basically gets to the size of two cans he told me he's never put that he told me he's never put the whole thing in anyone yeah see how much fun is that really? He says you look at the girl's face and you just can't push the whole thing in.

You just feel horrible. But you know what, though? Like, the only feeling you really have is in the head of your dick. I mean, like, the shaft does nothing. So, I mean, as long as you get the head up in there, you're good to go. I guess. If you take two pop cans, you's not even getting the full head that bitch i don't know it's kind of like i always think of sex is more like bumper cars you want to try to get like body to body yeah that's that's what i think of it as you don't want

to bottom out six inches in uh no i did not bend over for the soap there was no soap in that shower that shower we were in mexico and it was a concrete building with just two pipes with cold water just that float you don't even turn the water on and off we were just in there showering i looked over and i fucking almost fell down i started laughing so hard i couldn't even believe it was real i thought it was a joke penis. A joke. It was crazy. I don't know if they have a joke penis.

Y'all know what the Mormons be doing? What? What? Hello? Check. One, two. This show's gonna be fucked. Hey, I'm glad you guys take this show seriously. They don't believe in premarital sex, right? Okay, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, I can hear the delay going to Justin and Darian's cars. So they... I'm on airpod. This guy up here. I know, I know. I know. He's a jackass.

Oh, bye. Look, look. I heard his feelings. He jumped off. No. Yeah. Oh, what's crazy? All right.

Fighting Vegas. All right. I was there after the fight in Vegas. Hey, how are you? Are you pissed? Well, I was pissed, but what's it going to do for me now to be pissed?

You're like the Buddha. You're like a wise man. I try to be. I try to be at peace, but it's crazy. Okay, so I'm fucking in my feelings outside this casino. Fucking I'm watching the fight again on ESPN. And,

I'm like, oh shit, you're Darian Wheaton. You know, we're in Las Vegas. Oh, I don't even watch it. I see.

I was like, oh shit. I ain't surprised, motherfucker. I said, Oh shit I ain't surprised motherfucker I said oh shit I wanna let you know he did say your name as Stanley Dumb Oh both you guys are so fucked up

You guys have no respect for the show You and Darian I seriously think other podcasts hire you guys To come on here and just fuck my shit up and drop my numbers. Why? This is a good setting. This is a 2020 Black Dodge Ram. Hey, oh, that is a nice car.

Hey, it's raining where you're at, Darian? Yeah, it's raining like... Hey, are you concerned about them cutting you? Sorry, it's right in the leg. Hey, um, are you concerned about them cutting you? Sorry, just to go dig right into it. Oh, that's good. That's alright. Uh, no. I'm actually not concerned about it, because

I mean, yes, I got three losses in three days. Um, but every fight that I've had there, I haven't retreated. I haven't showed that I don't have the skill to compete with these guys. I've definitely went in there with the intent to walk forward every time and try to predict the fight.

So, you know, maybe if I was getting knocked out or something, you know, and, you know, submitted and shit, I'd be like, oh, shit, you know, here comes it. I'm going to get cut. But right now, I really haven't. I really haven't shown them that, you know, I'm not. And plus, I'm the guy in the UFC with the less amount of pro fights. You know, I have eight pro fights.

You know, most people have 16, 23. You know what I'm saying? Like, they're up there so i feel like they'll also you know understand that i'm at this level i'm still developing as a pro athlete you know what i mean they haven't got the best from me right now and also i've produced you know showings that you could be fucking lethal. I feel like I'm not worried and then also you don't worry about

those things because you always keep a positive mindset. You know how they say. You think positivity, you attract positivity. I'm going to get five more fight contracts for 16 and 16 and we're going to knock somebody out. Standby.

It's saying I got good service, and my shit's like all fucked up. Like, I don't know. I don't know. Fuck, I just really want to jump on today, too. I had a lot of shit to say. You want to jump on this dick? For me, because I'm the only one that can hear this shit. I don't know uh you want to

jump on this d uh it um did you think did you watch that fight i thought you won your last fight oh yeah i mean even if i didn't win it, he lost it. Fuck you talking about? You know what I'm saying? Like, he did not want to engage round two or three at all. You were the better athlete. You were striking more. That one was weird. That one was fucking weird. Yeah, and that one was like fucking, man, getting the blankets ripped off you at fucking five o'clock in the morning. You know what I mean? Like, I swear I fucking five o'clock in the morning you know i mean like i swear i was like oh in the bag you know what i mean first dub let's go and then

whoosh to hear that i was like what i mean so uh and what's crazy too is that guy's career looked like it was teetering on the brink like if they if he would have got that else i think that would have been it for him yeah i know so maybe they were trying to save you know i don't know and then you know weirder um you know right before the fight some i don't know who it was but some guy was like um i put ten thousand dollars on johan you know to win. And I'm like, that was just weird that that happened right before the fight. And then they gave him the decision. You heard someone say that? Yeah, someone posted about it. And I was like, what the fuck?

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. But it is what it is you know i i do this sport because i'm i'm good at it and i fucking love it you know what i mean so we can keep we're gonna keep punching people in the face for money uh how old are you darian yeah i'm not as old as justin nunley so that's fucking good to know. What are you, 27, 28? 48, yeah, 28. Yeah, see, I'm not even primed up yet. Shit.

Justin's on his way to his 20th high school reunion. I know, yep, high school reunion. That's so funny that he's going to that. I like it. You don't go to yours? I can't remember. I know I went to one reunion. Hey, it was fucked up, dude.

What do you mean it was fucked up? I can't remember which one I went to, but half the people there were fucked up. And the shit you find out there was crazy so i'd like to for example i had this best friend in elementary school um uh chad cola cool as shit awesome dude right and then uh and then something happened to our friendship i don't even i never knew what happened right so so then junior high high school we never talked we went to the same school and i don't even know i always wonder what happened to the friendship and uh i saw him at the reunion i'm like hey dude what do you think anything weird happened to our relationship

in elementary school he's like yeah dude my mom died and i was like oh fuck you know and like and then there were dudes there were dudes uh do you know the term gorked definitely not it it means like um uh like kind of like brain dead like like someone punched a hole in your brain, I think. Gork, just like you had a bad head injury. And like half the people there were just like obese and let's see, gork. Gork. Gorked? Knocked out, sedated, heavily.

Yeah, half the people there i don't know just like let their let themselves go to shit do you know what i mean like they were fat or it was sad it was depressing say it again darian they weren't staying in the same shape savannah was no not even half they were just a mess. They didn't look like life was fun for them anymore. I don't like it. I got a 10-year reunion coming up tomorrow. You do?

Yeah. Oh. And, I mean, I want to – I was going to go to it, but then I thought, you know. I live in a smaller town, so everybody knows, like, they know what I do. You know what I mean? They know, like, oh, that guy fights people on TV, even if they don't know the UFC. Right. So, you know, and no slack to them.

Like, I love everybody who supports me. I'm not that guy. You know what I'm saying? But I literally love everyone but you know i know i'm gonna go in there tomorrow and have the same conversation 36 times oh no one's gonna ask you how big your dick is they're gonna ask you about fighting they're about someone to ask me how big my dick is but most questions will be about oh so, so, you know, because, I mean, I live in a small town, so a lot of people don't do a lot of things. You know what I mean?

They're either a teacher or work at the fucking factory up here. How about the girl who's going to be there that you lost your virginity to? Is that going to be awkward? No, I don't think it'll be awkward. I mean, shit, I can't even remember which one it was oh i when i go to my re when i went to my reunion um i had the same girlfriend all through high school really yeah and i'm not gonna lie like it was uh was it awkward was she fat no no no she was she was she was awesome i'm saying at your opinion what she no she was

awesome she looked exactly the same it was like she brought her husband i wanted to be like he should just go away like let's just pick up where we left off i'll pretend like i'm not married too i hope my wife's not listening to this she's in the other room like, what the fuck? It was just, I mean, I kind of always feel like I'm in like a timeless world. Like the world doesn't change for me. So, you know, like I hadn't seen her and I can't remember if I went to my 10th, 20th or 30th. I can't remember which the fuck one I went to. You had 30 of them? I'm 50.

I'm going to approach on like a 40th one soon or some shit. But she looked exactly the same. Hey, all the cute girls were still cute. It was just, now that I think about it, it was just the dudes that went to shit. Damn, that's how it goes. You're usually a man. Dudes just fucking get a job, and they just start eating fucking donuts in the morning. Yeah, there was like dudes who were on the basketball team, like who every fucking chick loved,

who were just studs, and I just went went there and they were just fat and tarted it was like man that sucks in high school and i just started talking about crossfit what'd you say they all just peaked in high school yeah yeah that's how that's how my that's how my wife's uh classroom unions are and fucking she's always like are you sure you don't want to go with me? And I'm like, yeah, I'm a fucking pro UFC fighter. Go ahead and go by yourself.

None of them's going to hit. I don't give a fuck. You can stay out all fucking night. I will be asleep. Not work. I don't care if dudes hit on my wife. Yeah, me neither. Especially like...

It's good for everyone's self-esteem to get hit on. I think it is too. And also, I feel like how scared and insecure you are if you're like, don't compliment my wife. Oh, please compliment my wife. Tell her she's sexy. At least if no one's hitting on my wife then i'm i'm up the wrong tree you know i mean i need to hit a new one it's the right decision right i went i went to disneyland and there were all sorts of fucked up dudes checking out my wife and i was like fuck this

is like this this must be great for her i want to go somewhere where there's a bunch of fucked up old ladies looking at me what what's your wife look like savann she's just fucking super fit thick fucking super thick red hair just just awesome yes yeah yeah and my girlfriend in high school was a redhead that's the thing too i'm sure my yeah i was three beers away from calling her hayley my i was three beers away from calling her my wife's name. You're the only man blessed enough to have two redheads in their whole life. Fuck.

Oh, man. And thick. My wife has thick hair. Thick. It's like a big old fro. It's curly? No, but she got thick Jew hair. She's just like, and she's all freckly.

It's really nice. I know. You have a diamond. Yeah. Diamond on a woman. And she's fitter than me. So I like it. You know what I mean?

Does she do CrossFit or no? Yeah. She got a big old fucking butt from squatting. Small waist, big butt, broad shoulders. Good shit. Yeah. and she's always she's always game 24 hours a day if i'm if i'm ready she's she'll get ready for me whenever i've never heard when i hear dudes that's just brag session when dudes are like yeah i got married and my wife just stopped fucking me not like that at all yeah there she is get the fuck out yeah oh my oh i do have zoom on my shit yeah like it like it two in the morning

four in the morning six in the afternoon she's ready she just ready yeah my wife will never say no to me it's crazy i feel i feel i feel horrible for it i feel like to be honest that's how red heads are for real redheads are, for real. Redheads are on the verge of nymphomaniac. Yeah, yeah. She's always capable. Yeah. She's never like, the kids are in the room.

It's like, I'd just be like, hey, let's go over here. Let's go in the closet then. All right, fine. Closet. Do you have small children? Three, dude. I have two five-year-olds and a seven-year-old dude you're 50 years old your kids are supposed to be grown hey i went to the skate park the other day darian and the skate instructors the kids are telling their skate instructor just what a fucking old piece of shit i am and that i can't do i'm not capable and and the skate instructor's like

dude your dad's so capable for 50 and like he's pointing out other like 50 year old piles of shit but my kids still if i get if i get on a skateboard my kids will start crying why because they think you're gonna hurt yourself i'm not joking you look like a dad that skateboards though i don't but they're probably right but still we're through fucking san diego that's what yeah yeah thank you good i'm going for that look i'm going for that look yeah you definitely don't look i wouldn't have guessed 50 i'd have guessed you were you know 42 when you first came on the show though remember i had that oh yeah there's my boys look at them can you see that all three of them there do you have triplets i have two twins the two in the

front are five-year-old twins and the one moving and actually throwing some combinations is seven they all look like they're the same age yeah they all look like and they all look like little girls too made them all grow your hair out like you uh well so they had never had a haircut until like their whole life for like the first five years of their life and then we cut their hair super short like caleb's hair oh shit and now we're letting it just grow out again so it's to save money one haircut every five years oh yeah i like that dude they all you hate that if people if people if everyone's like me you'd be out of business the the your barbershop would be toast yeah that that is true fuck i hate that yeah get your fucking kids weak they do oh you you you train them up huh

oh buddy uh it's it's seven days a week it's seven days a week. It's seven days a week. They're going to be little lethal motherfuckers. Yeah, someone has to protect me when I'm old. They're vegetarians, aren't they? Fuck no. You got the good little hippie look going for them. Yeah. No one, I kind of feel bad for them because no one ever thinks they're boys.

Oh my God, your girls are so pretty. And they'll be like, why do people think we're girls? I'm like, I don't know, because you have pants on? It's because the way I style your hair. Yeah. It's the way I style your hair. I'm sorry. I fucking put the top knot on there.

It's fucking people up. Savon, don't skateboard. I'm 33 and broke my leg skating at the park. I know. I know. I know. I know. Damn.

I know. Broke his leg? Hey, Christine, I see that you changed your profile pic and you got me in it now. That's a smooth move. I like that. Good job. You good dude. Oh, I do want to.

Man, I feel so bad because i don't fucking remember his name and maybe i didn't ever ask his name because i was upset with the fight but i do want to shout out this young irish guy who was one of the guys there was multiple people that said they recognized me from this podcast so you have a fucking bigger fan base than me in the ufc yeah um fucking but yeah i want to shout him out if you're watching now dude i'm sorry i didn't get your name but you're a beast he made me feel like a champion because he was just so fucking stoked like he was like you're from the seven podcast bro i'm like oh shit damn y'all get down like that in ireland all right fuck you know so it was pretty cool where where was your fight at it was in vegas right yeah vegas was at the t-mobile arena does anyone from the u.s what happens after the fight where do you go

they kick you out immediately they do yeah and what do you mean like how fast you get to go to a dressing room you put your clothes on and then there's someone there saying okay you got to leave the venue oh we lost your audio darian we lost your audio okay go ahead before you go to your fight like before you walk down and go fight in the cage they tell you and all your coaches are like hey grab all your shit right and walk with it so that you can get the fuck out of here when,

when, when you're done, you know? And then, right when you leave the cage, they have like these doctors check you out or whatever and they're like,

all right, this way and straight to the car. No shit. Yeah, which I thought was fucking weird. Like, dude,

what the fuck? For one, there's no COVID protocol for one there's no covid protocol because obviously there's no one with a fucking mask in here anymore you know right like we are the fucking talent like we're not allowed to just like calmly like you know take our time and i don't know what the fuck they got you know know what I mean? They had Johnny Walker out there in his fucking underwear. You know what I mean? Oh, I saw. So that's the joke.

I kept seeing all those Instagram things where Johnny Walker's walking around. And then he made the joke with his buddy Pereira where he kicks him out of his house in his underwear. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, dude. Look. Okay.

So Johnny Walker, after his fight, he meets us at the casino. He's still in his fucking underwear. I'm like, what the fuck? He starts changing right there in the casino floor. Good. Everyone's walking by. Fucking girls are running up, taking pictures with him. You know what I mean?

I bet you he has a huge dong, too. He's fucking huge himself. I don't know. So I wouldn't put it past him. You know what I mean? Like, every piece of his body part is pretty fucking huge himself i don't know so i wouldn't put it past him you know what i mean like every piece of his body part is pretty fucking huge so um but sometimes haven't i seen fighters in the audience after a fight maybe not fight i don't i don't know like i don't know when they started doing like literally for as long as i've been there they've done it like boom boom get out let's go I don't know. Like, I don't know when they started doing like.

Literally, for as long as I've been there, they've done it like boom, boom, get out. Let's go. You know, you can never stay. And I was. Yeah. You seem fucking. Yeah. What's her?

Oh, Molly. Yes. Fucking. Yes. She's always been there. It's because they what? No. So, Jeff, it's he's saying it's because they need to clean it up i used to be on a cleanup crew for an arena in college and when the event ended

dude he was the first fight of a fucking four hour show or a five hour show it was it was there was prelims early prelims prelims and then the main card darian was the first fight and and they could have easily just said hey here's a ticket for you and like one of your coaches period you know and it's just so crazy that they do that but yeah like that meatball molly fucking patty pimlet they don't give a fuck about them they're out there fucking smacking fireball and jumping back in the cage with each other you know i mean so that's correct got him i i usually get on the bandwagon of these people Like the Ian Garys and the Patty Pimlets But I hope both those fucking d-bags get knocked the fuck out I'm not a fan of those guys

Hey Patty Pimlet Douchebag What makes you hate Ian Gary? Well first of all both of them led me on Saying they'd come on the podcast and never did Patty promised like 50 times So he can eat a dick but but i'm just not and i'm a huge jordan i was i'm a monkey king fan you know what i mean

yeah well but two guys i love fucking darian weeks and and jordan yeah they did go up against and i don't like the way they represent your fight with Ian Gary. I thought you fucking represented hard. Yeah, I thought he was the one being a bitch. Yeah, so I'm looking forward to both of them getting the fucking smackdown. I'm not, the truth is, too, I'm not an O'Malley fan either. Oh, you hate Sean O'Malley, too? I don't hate him, but I'm just not a fan. I need to see him fight somebody, dude.

Well, I feel like he'll get beat up pretty bad by Jan. Yeah, destroyed, right? Yeah, because Corey Sanhagen is a fucking phenomenal. Beast. Phenomenal. And he got the fuck done by Jan. Jan beat the fuck out of him. And so I'm seeing O'Malley get shitted on pretty pretty

hard and o'malley you haven't seen o'malley wrestle nobody has like and if yon fucking decides to just start wrestling his ass what the fuck is he gonna do and i i just don't like on o'malley he has this thing where that one loss on his record, he keeps saying it's not a loss. I saw it. That was with Chido Vera. Chopped him down like a fucking. Chopped him down like a fucking tree. Boom. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I was like, yeah. Hey, guess what? Yon's going to do to him. Same shit. Hard. And his fucking leg kicks are hard as fuck.

I can't wait. I really can't. I'm excited to see that fight when is when is that card is that november november hey you know you know who's different now is uh aljo i'm not saying that he was never great but he's like great now i mean he was never great, but he's like great now. I mean, he was always great, but he's like one of these. He's like a Peter Yan or TJ now. He's like just seasoned fucking. He's a he's a warrior.

I don't think he's a TJ now. He's going to get the fuck beat out of him in this fight. Aljo is. Yes, because Aljo, I will give him this. He's an extreme grappler like he's a fucking phenomenal grappler. Aljo, I will give him this, he's an extreme grappler. He's a fucking phenomenal grappler. But TJ can grapple and TJ's a fucking

savage at beating your fucking ass. You know what I mean? I feel like he's going to get the fuck out of him. But maybe not because Aljo's kind of a storm these days. He's like the Tasmanian devil, man. When he moves forward on people, it's freaky.

I'm excited to see because i really doubted him in the yan rematch me too me too oh yeah we were on here we were fucking talking shit and we fucking failed that one miserably yeah yeah he's a beast hey what did you think about um uh korean's uh song yedong who the the fight last week. That was crazy. Those guys are studs. That was pretty dope. So sad that he had a fucking, you know, the cut where he did where he couldn't continue the fight because it was getting fucking crazy. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Corey Sanhagen is a fucking lethal ass weapon. Dude, he can his flying knees and fucking the spinning elbows and shit i'm like oh my gosh murder some hey you you think what do you think about guys and correct me if you don't agree with this i'm gonna make a presupposition here but what do you think about guys like cory and um and uh who's the badass in your division? The wrestler, Colby Covington. Corey and Colby, volume guys that don't seem to have the power. Like, Corey's defense is this.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, you just see him coming forward, and you see Colby doing that too. It's just like they're just touching people. I feel like, well, for one, I mean. And they're both savages. I'm not trying to take anything away from them, but they're probably the least hardest hitters in that top five group. I'll tell you what that works well for.

He's not a hard hitter, but he's a very bony person. So that's what happens in that fight. When you throw elbows like that, it's like fucking throwing a knife at a piece of meat. It's going to cut that shit open. In Kobe Covington's case, he's like...

You don't see him finish almost anyone. He wrestles them down to the ground. I mean, I can't really talk shit on it because look where fucking Kobe wrestles them down to the ground. I mean, shit, I can't really talk shit on it because look where fucking Kobe Covington is. He's number one in the fucking

welterweight division. I mean, he did something to fucking get him that way. I think it would have helped him a lot more in a Kamaru Usman fight if he had punching fucking power. You know, because he landed some shots on Kamaru Usman but did not

phase him and then gets his jaw broke with one right hand. What do you think happens in that division? I really don't want Leon to fight someone else. I would love it if Leon fought Colby. Fuck you. I'm not giving you the belt back, bitch.

Don't fight Kamaru. What if he fights Balad or Colby? Or George Mazidov. Oh, oh. They had that little beef interaction back in the place. And that's telling somebody, too, like, hey, when the fuck are they going to make George Mazidov put up that fucking BMF belt? Like, come on, on bitch you can't just keep that under wraps oh dude what check this out so he fights he fights uh jorge jorge beats him then jorge fights colby colby beats him and then colby and kamara have fucking round four i'm gonna say kobe will never beat kamara. Yeah, I don't think so either.

Just because of that power factor. That power factor is like, it's huge. If you can't hurt him, he's not going to stop coming forward. And his first game plan was better. He tried to change his game plan for the second fight, but the first game plan was better. Just keep pressure on Kamara the whole time. He tried to slow down the first two rounds in the second fight.

I don't think it was. Yeah, I think that was worse. He got dropped like three times the whole time. He tried to slow down the first two rounds in the second fight. I don't think it was... Yeah, I think that was worse. He got dropped like three times in that fight. I was like, oh shit. He's done. He's done. But yeah, you know, it's I mean, it's the Leon Edwards and fucking Kobe Covington fight. I mean, Kamara Usman fight is probably going to be the one

that happens next. But I don't want it to. Yeah, you're right. I mean, I was glad when kamara got beat i fucking like oh yeah you know i'll put money on that one you know or alcohol which hey none lee if you're watching this but not on i still want my fucking alcohol oh yeah i'll tell um uh yeah i'm gonna tell him right i'm gonna tell him right now in a voice. Tell him right now. Here we go. How do I do that?

Tap and hold to record. Hey, Justin, I don't care what Darian says about you not fulfilling your bets. I still think you're a good dude. I don't hold it against you. And I don't think very many of the listeners hold it against you either, the shit that darian's saying that you don't pay up your bets so don't kill yourself for nothing oh shit hey uh savon by that by that little part where you couldn't figure out how to do that voice thing i realize you are 50 years old all right until that exact moment i'm like oh shit he's 50 hey what what do you think about that we're on a text thread with justin and me and you type and he uses his voice what do you

think about that i always feel like he feels bad that we don't use our voice thing at all either i always feel like i'm gonna sound like a piece of shit over the voice thing so i just text it all all like all like the the money gurus on Instagram and shit, the dudes talk about how to get rich. They're like, you shouldn't be typing. You should only be using voice. Oh, shit. Well, I'm going to use voice if I'm going to get rich on it. Fuck.

Typing takes so long. Oh, you use voice. Sometimes, yeah. He doesn't use voice with me. He's fucking lying. Caleb doesn't use voice with me. I fucking lying caleb doesn't use voice with me i do agree let's take a long time like when i have to like if i'm trying to tell somebody to do something it's like fucking so long just to type it out and if you lose a little bit of like

the emotion i guess when you text it too and i see that i see that i do have to find like different words that i would not say if i was doing it in voice to do it in text to be like oh i made it this way and not another oh shit he answered back play it oh he did oh yeah yeah okay okay hey oh before i play it i want to ask you this let's just fucking make the fight already comes out in and Israel Adesanya oh I'm down I'm game but hold on we gotta watch Pierre and him first Pierre might put his ass to sleep

you're right I watched that left hook again he's done that on so many people and just put him to sleep that's how he did it to him in the kickboxing match it was with a punch not a kick yes left hook dude he's did it to him in the kickboxing match? It was with a punch, not a kick? Yes. Oh, shit. Dude, he's done it to over like 35, 40 people, and they've all failed like the same way.

Like they just off switch. He's fucking a different human being. Holy shit. Okay, here we go. Darian, that's on Darian. That ain't on me. Like Darian never sent me his address So he can go fuck his face with a cactus That's fucking right

Oh god he went 0 to 100 Fuck his face with a cactus Damn Jeez Louise My goodness I haven't figured out what's the best alcohol you think savon do you drink i i do but i don't really know i don't really know alcohols i don't drink very much you know what i mean like i'm a um like he said he's yeah yeah yeah fuck his face

hey you're you're not allowed on the show today justin for saying that to darian fuck his Fuck his face with a casket. We're putting you on time out. Stay off the show. And I'll send you my address soon. Justin, send me some fucking alcohol like list of what's good alcohol. I don't drink that much, so I don't want to order fucking shit alcohol that cost 20 bucks. The other day, some friends brought me a bottle of it says it's in a cardboard box and it's called mckellen 12 it's like 12 year old whiskey or something and i can't i don't know anything about it but i wanted to get re-gifted to my kid's tennis coach and my wife's like that shit might be too good to like re-gift but i'm like i don't know what's it called what's the name of it mckellen mclean it's a whiskey mckellan mclean it's like 65 to 140 whiskey is it yeah yeah i think it's i'm gonna give it to my um

he said fuck it it's fucking 60 bucks yeah i because i don't even drink well i don't drink that much i don't i don't oh oh here we go here's another one you probably don't even drink. Well, I don't drink that much. I don't. I don't. Oh, here we go. Here's another one. You probably don't want whiskey either. Here we go. And here's another thing that Darian's good about. He keeps his messages short. I'm afraid if I start talking, I would like talk for a minute. Also, if he don't order something top shelf, I'm just going to take that as a slap in the face. I got money, bitch.

slap in the face. I got money, bitch! Ha ha ha ha! Well, does anyone know the most expensive alcohol that there is? Darian will take a 12-pack of Natty Ice. Ha ha ha! You know what...

Oh, um, Closet Azul. That's like top-shelf tequila, if you want tequila. This is called Closet Azul. Is it like top shelf tequila if you want tequila. This is called Closet Azul. Is it 500 bucks? He said he has 200 bucks. Oh, all right. Bet.

It comes in a really cool bottle too. Hey, Darian, what's the best training tool for learning? Is there a dummy that's good for learning? there how do you learn double legs without a partner how do you what's the best training for doing double legs do they have a doll do they have a dummy they don't right they they don't have a dummy that stands up on its own i mean it i have to have somebody stand it up but if that person's there standing up the doll then you might as well double leg them but uh what would i google this oh right right i see what you're saying if you got someone who can stand up a dog double leg that fuck not yeah but uh what uh i mean there's there's like training to do like the motion of doing a double right and that's the shit like you see all the wrestlers

doing the shooting in on one knee and then standing up, shooting in on the other knee. Okay. But it really won't adjust unless you get to do it on a human being. I practice it. I mean, I already know how to do a double leg, so I practice it sometimes on a punching bag. Like, I'll shoot on a punching bag. But, I mean, I already know what's going to happen if I do it to a real-life person, you know, how they're going to squirm. So, if you've never done it before, though, I would recommend. Why? Are you going to learn some wrestling, Savant?

No, but I see my kids doing double legs, like, at the tournaments or in class, and they just do them too gentle. You know what I mean? They do it, like, in three steps. They shoot in, they grab, and then they turn the corner. And it's like, hey, motherfucker, it's one fucking move. Don't be afraid. Like, go in, squeeze the fucking legs, the knees together, and turn and shoot in. And that's someone who's like, the people who are teaching them are teaching them like step by step like that. Yeah.

The way I teach people double leg is I show them that motion, and then I say, just blow through that person. Instead of turning the corner, like, if you just try to fucking just launch through that person all together it makes more sense to a kid like oh shit now i'm just literally trying to suplex his ass you know yeah there was it i saw the best oh did you see the um chitty oh that's that guy's real name did you see the Chidi? Oh, that's that guy's real name. Did you see the Chidi Njokwani versus Gregory Rodriguez fight? It was the co-main event. I didn't see that. I don't think. We have to watch this fight, dude.

Yeah, dude. That guy is a fucking savage. He can take punches like a beast. Gregory Rodriguez? Yes. Holy. I thought he was dead. So you did see the fight?

Yeah, I fucking did see the fight. I fucking forgot who that was. Yeah. That shitty guy is a fucking dangerous man. Yeah, he looked dangerous. He looked so dangerous. He got his ass knocked the fuck out. And I mean, that's the second time I've seen that Rodriguez guy just

almost be on the verge of dying and just come back with just six punches and just knock a guy out. Chitty need him so fucking hard. Yeah, there's the gash. And Paul Felder said you could see that that dude's fucking skull. That's how deep the cut was. Dude, they call him the Robocop perfect name perfect fucking name you remember those robocop movies where they used to be at the robocop he'd just be walking forward slowly yes yes that's that guy like even the way he punches and the way he moves is like oh yeah

this guy's robocop he fucking can take damage and then hurt you um did you watch the andre philly fight i'm gonna say no again but maybe it'll spark my memory when you okay that's where i saw a double leg that was so fucking amazing i can't remember who did it but as he came in he did basically a 360 on the guy that's how tight he turned the corner. It was nuts. Oh, shit. It was a fantastic move. Yeah, I didn't get to see his fight at all, but I heard it. It was pretty good. I heard it was a split decision.

That guy was pissed about it, Andre Philly. It was a close fight. I can't remember who I thought won, but it was a close fight. That Bill Algeo guy was good. They were both good. Well, he shitted on the dude who said it was a split decision. He said, like, that judge is a piece of shit. He doesn't fucking know shit about sports or something.

I was like, damn. So I didn't watch it, so I thought it was like a fucking blowout by the other guy. I'm going to say something pretty sexist here. I bet. I'm ready, yeah. I was like, damn. So I didn't watch it. So I thought it was like a fucking blowout by the other guy. I'm going to say something pretty sexist here. I bet. I'm ready for that. That's what I get all the time for. I struggle when one of the judges is like a 72-year-old woman. Has that happened before?

I don't know. Yeah, I saw. Yeah. I saw what looked like one of the judges watch at the last showing. And it looked like some 72-year- watch it at um at the last showing and it looked like some 72 year old woman and i'm like god how i don't know i don't know i just i just struggled with it i i don't know how can they have judges like this why do you not have like forrest griffin as a judge oh you know right know Why don't you have like fucking Or how about that

Who's the sideline guy that they have there who's always there He's always talking The black guy older handsome What the fuck is that guy's name And the commentators will be like So what do you think Pat And then he's like down there Oh Daniel Cormier

No not Cormier Cormier is one of the pat and then he's like he's like down there oh daniel cormier no not cormier cormier is one of the commentators this guy's like he just oh yeah i know who you're talking about fuck what is his name um and he's like and he'll be like yes yes i like colby striking i heard in his corner that they're saying that uh if the cut on his eye gets any worse they're gonna have to call the fight. Hey, what are you talking about? Yeah, he's a coach, actually. But, yeah. Oh, he is a coach.

And they used to use Kamaru's coach to do that shit. They used to use Whitman to do that. Yeah, yeah. And now they use this other dude. Yeah, and I don't see why they don't have him. That's a cush job, right? Have some MMA coaches. They can even have MMA coaches doing it.

You know what I mean? The judging. The judging, yeah. You don't even have to MMA coaches. They can even have MMA coaches doing it. You know what I mean? The judging. The judging, yeah. You don't even have to have fighters. Just have fucking someone who knows what the fuck is going on. Have James Krause do everything. James Krause should be the referee,

the judge, the commentator. Period. The way his career is going, shit, he fucking might end up as being the fucking doing everything. I'm a huge James Krause fan. Huge. I'm surprised James Krause hasn't done broadcasting yet.

You know what I mean? I'm surprised he's only come on the show once. How many times have you had him on? Just once. I've only had him on once. I'm going to call. I'm going to text him now. James.

James. Krause. Matt. James got to get you on the show again. James. Got to get you on the show. Dean Thomas. Oh, thanks.

Thanks, David. Yes, nice. Thanks, David. Shout out to David. He hit that one. Yeah. Uh-oh. We have another message from Mr. Nun mr nunley what i didn't get it

just because you'll get it tomorrow with your uh t-mobile service no but oh hold on 500 bucks now we ain't doing that shit like pick some shit that you would normally drink like on a on a special occasion. I ain't... Hell no. He went from bragging how rich he is to like... I have no fucking choice. I'm fucking... He doesn't actually have fucking money.

Hell yeah. I'm finding this $500 fucking... I'm fucking gonna... You know what I'm gonna order? I'm gonna order wine. That's the most expensive shit you can get Yes Oh hell yeah Oh alright I'm getting some top shelf for your ass Justin

We're gonna see this See how big your bankroll is Hey I was at Costco the other day And they had like a $3500 bottle of something In a glass case they were selling What's the name of it? I'm ordering it.

I don't fucking know, but I just can't believe that they have a, a $3,500. I remember when I was a kid and I went to Costco, they had a wedding ring there for 99,000. What'd you say? Sorry. I said,

you don't think Costco moms get fucked up. Yeah. I guess. Costco has probably the widest selection of alcohol i've ever seen damn i found sam's club i don't even have a fucking sam's club we're caught you gotta get one i went to costco for the first time in 20 years uh last month and it's fucking depressing it's like the worst of humanity you get really good meat there though they had tons of great food but tons of like

there was like just like just fucking 300 pounders surrounding a table with their masks on pulling it down to get free snacks you know what i mean little pizza bites and i'm like what the fuck how about you don't eat those pizza bites so you don't have to wear that mask i'm beeline to the meat section and then grab a bunch of like bulk vegetables and then I get out. To be honest with God, if they're 300 pounds, they don't need to be wearing that mask. They need to be worried about 300 pounds before the mask. Yeah. Thank you.

Thank you. The 300 pounds is the problem. It's not COVID that's making it hard to breathe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Man, I feel, I feel, you know, and I feel bad for people, man. Sometimes when I see people like that, some people walk in my shop,

I just want to immediately just build a workout plan for them. Like, hey, I want to start today. It's free until you lose 100 pounds. Hey, you should do that. That would be fucking – that's what I always want to do. Like every time I see him. But then you don't know how to approach him. Like, hey, fat.

My boss used to do that. The founder of CrossFit. Like, we would be somewhere, and there'd be a dude, like, at a fountain machine filling up a Coke. And he'd walk over to him and be like, yo, you're going to get diabetes doing that. And they'd be like, I already got diabetes. Seriously. And my boss would be like, well, hey well hey man i want to send you to the gym so i i think you i think people will just feel that you care darian they'll feel that you care and they'll be like be like hey yo come to my gym and work out with me i want to get you started working out i'm gonna try it but the first fucking fat guy

that starts crying i'm out of there. What if he takes a swing at you? Just duck. Yeah. You can see that coming from the other way. Hey, if you were 100 pounds lighter, you would have hit me. Yeah, yeah. Hey.

Hit him. No, yeah. There is a Bellator card tonight. Remember you said there's no card. What? The Diddy Champagne. All What? The Diddy Champagne. All right, that Diddy Champagne. I'm going to see.

Oh. Is that Yoel Romero fighting tonight? Romero. That's what I was going to bring up. Verse. I forget the other guy's name. But the guy has been fighting for 30 years. And this is going to be his last fight of his career.

Oh, shit. Hey, that's actually a good card. Who else is on there? I didn't even look on who else. Pitbull? I don't know. Henderson. Oh, yeah. He's headlining that shit. That's going to be fucking dope.

Is it in Ireland? Wait, why does it say it's in two days? No, it's tomorrow. Yeah, it's in Dublin. Oh, it's in two hours. It's in two hours. It's in Dublin. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So it's this fight is Friday. Oh, if I can't keep it on there, motherfucker. It's in two hours and it's.

It's on Showtime at 4 p.m. Eastern time. Wow, okay. Yeah, that's going to be pretty dope. And I will say, like, yo, Amaro didn't look, like, as scary in his last fight. I mean, he fucked the guy up in Bellator, but he didn't look as scary as he usually does. So I want to see what happens with him and this guy. Usually when I watch Joe and Meryl fight, I'm like, oh, fuck. I'm scared.

Please don't let that guy show up and want to fuck my wife. Right, right. Well said. This one, I didn't. I said, if you try to fuck my wife, I'd beat the shit out this guy i saw a picture of him and he looked thick as shit he is sick man manhoef

yeah manhoef yeah he's fucking he's pretty let's see pretty well uh let's go to his oh he lost to Corey Anderson last fight Corey Anderson it's kind of hard is Corey the champ over there no he's number one guy the Russian guy is the champ I forget that guy's name

how is he not the champ? Has Corey fought him? What, the champion? Yeah. No, not yet. He's going to fuck him up, huh? I mean, Corey Anderson is savage. I do like Corey Anderson a lot.

Yeah, he's the real deal. He's the real deal. I want to see if I can click on... Where's this guy's... You gotta wait a little bit sometimes. For it to load up? Oh yeah, it's doing something weird. Is that guy on a leash?

I haven't used his browser in like 20 years. Is he? That guy's on a fucking leash. Get the fuck out of here. He is on a leash. Get the fuck out of here. He is on a leash. What the fuck? And he's got a fucking spike collar on.

This is some fucking Savant late night shit. This is what... Oh, my goodness. The woke crowd would hate that. Oh, they would? Why? Because they would say that it was racist. They would just go straight to racism. Oh, yeah.

Hey, this dude's a fucking... Oh, that's a Netherlands flag. I was going to say, this fucker's a Russian? Oh, no, I've never seen a black Russian. I'm not going to lie to you. I should put that into Google right now. Black Russian. Oh, here we go

Cory Anderson Yeah Can drink for sure Can I get a black Russian please Hey that's about as good as Cory Anderson can look Oh yeah Fucking nine years ago Oh is this the champ

Vadim Yeah that's him Okay it's on Oh they did fight It was a no contest is this the champ Vadim? Yeah, that's him. Okay. It's on. Oh, they did fight. It was a no contest. Oh,

clash ahead. Okay. So then they got to fight again on November 18th. That's pretty dope. All right, bet. Are you going to watch? Do you have showtime?

Yeah, I watch, I watch. Yeah, I have every media that shows anybody punching someone in the face. Hey, when you do your taxes, do you, do you write that off? Yeah, I have every media that shows anybody punching someone in the face. Hey, when you do your taxes, do you write that off? Yeah, you can write it all off. And you do that?

You keep all your receipts and you're organized like that? Well, I use a credit card, so I don't have to keep the receipts. I just use the, you know, how they tell you what you spent your fucking money on. Yeah, and you just give that shit to your accountant and all that's a deduction all that's a deduction i still have to pay in for my taxes but it's you know not as much yeah dude that's dope i need to start i need to tighten all my shit up like that i need a good tactic fucking you know these motherfuckers you know kind of fraud the government so i don't have to pay as much. Corey's last loss is to Jan Blackowitz,

the champ. Damn. No, he's not the champ anymore, but yeah. Dude, he beat Glover in a decision in 2018. Yeah, and now Glover was younger than he is now. Holy shit. You know. Yeah, Cody's a beast. Oh, he is now. Holy shit. You know.

Yeah, Cody's a beast. Oh, he beat Jan back in 2015. Yeah, and I think I do remember that. Jan came back. That was the start of Jan's life. Win streak. Way to the champion. Way to the champion.

Oh, he's beat Manhoef. And he smoked Johnny Walker. Oh, he's beat. He's beaten Manhoef. And he smoked Johnny Walker. Oh, yeah. He did smoke Johnny Walker, too. I remember that. And he fucked up Ryan Bader. Fucked him up. First round.

I think that's why Ryan Bader didn't want to fight him in Bellator. Well, he did. That was in Bellator? Yeah, in 2020 just recently 2021 alright yeah we'll bet this is gonna be a good fight between him and the champion I'm super excited

about this uh it's in two hours 10am where will I be I'll be at my kids jiu jitsu oh but it'll take a little while because there'll be some some early fights damn i'm pretty i'm pretty impressed savon with the how you got your kids training to be fucking savages you know dude know that when fucking 12 years old they're gonna beat the fuck out of you yeah yeah yeah hey my my

seven-year-old will already like threaten me with the punch or like i'll be like hey will you do choke on me and he won't do it he's like that's another thing they won't do they won't do chokes on me because um hey i want to show you i'll show you one more thing they're afraid they're gonna break you literally exactly hey when are you gonna get a um, when are you going to get a computer? Are you ever going to get a computer? Or is it going to be the podcast from your car? Oh, shit. You're talking to me.

I knew you were talking to me. Fuck. Yeah, we'll invest in a computer. When do you want me to get one? I don't know. Whenever. I guess next time. Hey, the thing is, first I'm time i show you this real quick look at this

look at what a fucking shit that's pretty cool right um here's the thing like i didn't think we were going to do the podcast today and uh and and my producer suze is like the fuck you're not i go but there's no ufc fights he goes hey dude you need to do regular shit uh with uh you need to stay on top of justin and darian this is a regular show regardless period that's like well fuck that then fucking darian gotta get a computer all right i'll get a computer who the fuck made that that's me i'm all juiced up on tr now. I'm all fucking juiced to the gills. What the fuck?

I don't know. Someone sent that to me. Jesus Christ. Look it. I was more distracted by you not having the beard is what the fuck it was. That was the weirder part. Look at that. I'm a shredded V leading down to his fucking cock.

They are two beautiful men. If you are into gay porn, but the nudity is a little much for you, you just need a little introduction to gay porn, I do think that the Paulo Costa-Luke Rockhold fight is a good entry level. They'll be in tight booty shorts.

All I do is stare at Darian and Justin's faces. I say that. Justin's ready to fucking beat my ass. Look at him. Nunley. Fuck you, Nunley. You ain't doing shit from your fucking 20th reunion. Five foot five, motherfucker.

I thought that was how tall you were. I am, but I just like to say it's Justin. I did have those heights mixed up when you guys first fucking said them. I really thought you were 5'11". Yeah, and that makes me feel good. That makes me feel good. I ain't gonna lie. How tall is your wife? 5'3"?

You know, that's a good question. I think she's probably the same size as me. 5'5", 5'4". I want to show you one more. If I can find it. He's a savage at tennis. All they do is they just do tennis and jiu-jitsu and skateboarding and piano. That's like all they do all day.

My kids don't go to school everything they do is they do piano you're trying to you're trying to just create fucking little uh what do you call them um people who are smarter than their than their age savants i i'm just i want them to uh i want them to um uh just have skills to get chicks and protect chicks piano's not gonna get them any chicks but oh please are you kidding me name one fucking have a daughter let's see what happens to her send her over have a daughter let's see what happens you have a daughter darian no I don't have any kids. I will never have children in my life. Yeah, right. You're right.

I will never. I can't stand the thought of taking care of a child. Me too. Me neither. That scares the shit out of me. Yo, fuck, yeah, now I'm going to be fucking 50, Savon, and fucking have three sons. Hey, dude, your wife's going gonna get around some lady who's breastfeeding

she's gonna be like darian i just i fell something inside when i saw that girl breastfeeding i want one you'd be like all right i'll fucking bust a nut in you bam you have a kid i'm gonna get a fucking vasectomy send her over send her These are gentlemen. These are gentlemen of the highest level. Do not get a vasectomy. Do not get a vasectomy. You can reverse it. You can reverse it. Look at that.

About 99%. Reversible. The standard deduction is higher than what you could write off with miscellaneous business expenses outside of insta and selling pics of my feet i do taxes outside oh so this person that that's like an inside crossfit joke on the bottom so this person there's this girl danny spiegel in the crossfit community she's got like a million followers on instagram and all of her pictures are just like her like in bathing suit caleb you should pull up her uh instagram and she's got pictures are just like her like in bathing suit caleb you should pull up her uh instagram and she's got a pretty like she's got like a fetish body like a unique body right she got like huge enormous fucking caboose and and and so this guy is saying

that uh outside of selling pics of my feet because he's making fun of her like that's what she's like that she sells pictures of her feet um he does taxes i do believe that this guy probably does taxes let's see danny spiegel just go down the line of thirst pics oh i know her yes you do know her yeah you've seen her on instagram yeah there she's pretty jacked actually too oh and she's crazy capable she's crazy capable look at that one of her butt in the water there oh wait what's that one with the banana in her mouth go to either that one or her butt in the water is that a banana how'd you see that i don't know i just it's my real guess is not a banana but i went with banana pizza there you go i knew it was something with more meat than a banana i don't like that kind of sand where she's at by the way that's too coarse for me you see that the the dark sand yeah i'm not that's too coarse for me that's like european sand i don't do i like

that's too coarse yeah it looks like she's somewhere in like, yeah, Italy or something. Like that shit exfoliates you when you walk on it. Postan. Oh, yeah, good. Look at you. She's in a place called Positano. Positano. Costa da Familia.

Yeah, I know it. I know my places around the world. Yeah, she is a fucking savage-ass six-pack, too. Holy shit. Let's look at the one with her butt. So when they took that picture in the pool, face down, ass up. A little Two Life crew reference. So when she took this picture, I wonder if he's a little higher, a little lower, a little higher, a little lower, you know what I mean?

like just to get the right amount of ass cheek coming out of the water that probably did happen you think you think this is her boyfriend taking pictures like that? I don't think she has a boyfriend

I don't think women who have, take non-stop pictures of themselves have boyfriends. Yeah, probably not. That's probably a good assumption. No, yeah, well, she is definitely a capable woman. Oh. Oh, cool. Oh, we're going to get Aljo on. oh uh oh cool oh we're gonna get Aljo on

oh when? soon you wanna be on that show with us? oh yeah I'll fuck it up with you alright let's do it and uh but you'll be you'll have a good connection? yeah and I'll be I won't be in my fucking car and I'll get a computer wow wow hey I don't want it

to be crazy I don't want you to get crazy like one step at a time one step at a time hey and Justin how about you eat a dick and you're not invited I'm gonna tell him right now watch it

Justin put the eyes up so we know you can hear us okay, here we go Justin, we just scheduled a show a UFC show with Aljamain Sterling and it's going to be Darian and myself and Caleb and you can eat a dick

and you can eat a dick. A bag of dicks, as Louis C.K. says. A bag of dicks. Knock yourself with a whole bag of dicks. Bam! Who's Jody Lynn? It's the cabinet lady. Your DNA is too good to waste.

Please procreate. I think he's trying to have my child jody she's she's cool she's a regular she installs your cabinets too yeah jody i just don't think i'm i'm i'm ready for that soccer mom i'm gonna send i'm gonna text you her address she lives like in connecticut i think or something yeah don't get a chromebook fuck no get a mac get a mac that's what you got yeah mac i'll send you a link to the right computer to go your connection is your connection is pretty good though where you're at my shit is plush always i'm not just only i'm always on point you respect your craft respect it. And I fucking, my wife started telling me to do a fucking this in the office anyway.

And I just, I was like, no, we're cool. He likes it when I'm in the car. It's fine. No, no, I don't. Your wife is right. I'm not like one of your ex-girlfriends who likes it in the car. Sorry, buddy. Oh, shit. So, buddy. Oh, shit.

So, yeah. So, I will fucking. Next time, I will be in a office with a laptop. Awesome. You the man. Okay. I'm so excited we got Aljo back on. That's so cool.

I'm so glad you're going to be on the show with us. That'll be fun. What is that? He's a little squirrely he's not like he didn't he i'm curious how he's gonna be with you on here too because i haven't been able to get him to be quite as real like it's not like me you and nunley you know what i mean he's i same with volkanovsky when i had volkanovsky on there's some dudes they got a little bit of a uh a veneer on but it would be it's cool like trying to like settle them down and get them to maybe since i'm you'd be more intimate yeah maybe since i'm black and he's black i don't know black dudes

like me they're like hey that's like some jew arab guy i'm talking to he's cool he he he got his problems maybe maybe we'll fucking you know i don't know maybe he'll maybe he'll loosen up maybe we can loosen him up. Yeah, totally. I think it'll be fun. I'm excited for it. And maybe have Justin on because he might loosen people up. We'll just use Justin

for his followers. We'll just mute him. Period. Yeah, just mute his ass. It's on here. Hopefully he can hear us. He's just taking an ass whooping today. We basically put one of those apples in his mouth and tied it fucking behind his head, and he can't say shit.

He just has to listen and take it in the dumper. Just like you guys did me on that one show I never attended. Yeah, yeah. Your butt's still sore from that. Still sore. I'm like, oh, fuck. All right. Great show. I'm like, oh, fuck. All right. Great show.

Absolutely no notes. I felt completely naked. Nothing to talk about. But Darian pulled his weight. Caleb pulled his weight. We did good. I like that. We had a...

And this exercises our fucking charisma. Yes. Yes. Our ability to ad-lib. Yes. Yes. Ability to ad lib. Yes. It lets us know, oh, this is how comfortable we are with each other. We can talk for an hour and 15 minutes about absolutely fucking nothing. Yeah, I like it.

It's beautiful. Have a good day, Darian. Great seeing you. See you, Caleb. See you, Savant. The rest of the world, we will see you caleb see you savannah uh the rest of the world we will see you guys uh this evening um we're doing a hillar fit review show tonight i don't know if it's on the schedule yet i think i just put it on there um david thank you it's nicest thing you've ever done

thing you've ever done in 10 years I know he will be ready to have kids in 10 years right okay uh thanks guys for joining us sorry there's no fights if you do want to check out some fights today sounds like Bellator is having some good matches in two hours um and we'll see you this evening. If you did not watch the Tranny show from last night, you should. I thought it was completely wild. Bye-bye.