The Sevan Podcast - #729 - THE TAKE OVER - HILLER & ALEXIS

Episode Date: January 10, 2023

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It means that there's a thumbs up. I think that's what that said. Can you hear us now? Someone give me the heads up. I see a few yeses. All right, cool. They can hear us now. Wait, what the fuck?

No, can't hear you. Fuck you, clock sucker. I think he's a liar. Yeah, tell him how it is. Yeah, tell him how it is. So we're here. The killers are having dinner. Yeah, we them how it is. So we're here. We're having dinner. We,

yeah, we were having dinner. It did. The camera just started going. This is our dinner table. Okay. Okay. We talked about this earlier.

No joke. We were eating sushi and I go, would you ever just want to like jump on one of these and shoot the shit for a little bit? Lo and behold. Seven's fricking transformer blew up by his house. And not only does he not have power, but he doesn't have internet capability either.

So he can't jump on through his phone. What was for dinner? And what are you eating now? Who does that make you like? All right. You are your own human. You didn't bite. She doesn't bite.

And she's drinking. Red. Which is a Hawaiian punch mix. It's kind of her go-to we wanted to let you guys know that there was a nine o'clock scheduled time i've said all of this but apparently there was no audio and the transformer blew out over by seven's place so while we were gonna hit it we wanted to do a new we had a lot of interesting and fun topics and usually he's got his note sheet which i haven't heard him talk about in a bit.

I got my notes. But it's always something he used to talk about. I wonder if he stores them up top or if he's just becoming so good that he's transcended podcasting where he no longer needs a script. But we don't have a script either. And I guess I read something in here from maybe it was Jethro who said. I just want to talk to the comments. Yeah, talk to the comments. Pick one of these out

and vindicate. Here, how about this one? Wait, oh, my snatch. Which one? You know, this is Trish. Are you familiar with Trish? I've seen the name. What do you know about Trish? Oh, that

that. Okay. Yeah. First of all, that's likely not who that is, that icon. Okay. What do you know about Trish? That. Okay. First of all, that's likely not who that is, that icon. Okay. Second of all, we would send him a link, but his internet also doesn't work. Put up my phone number and we could have live call-ins from anybody. We'd probably get Trish calling in. Who's Trish?

There, Trish answered your own question. I'm known. All right, here's your question. I want to know more. Answer Fergie. Sushi was great. What'd you get? What do you like? We got a Vegas roll, which has cream cheese in it. And then we got sushi over rice and fried rice and edamame and whatever. How do you feel about this? Dan Bailey's. I don't know. I barely know Dan. I don't know Dan Bailey. He's the guy with the biggest biceps in CrossFit.

Okay. According to who? You? I had to cut you off from the food topic, although I set you up for it. Why? Savon hates when people talk about the foods they like. It's like, is there nothing deeper to you than your favorite foods? You asked what I ate, not what I liked. I know was my that was my fault i'm sorry dude okay you're four

four c4s in yeah you want to show oh guys this is gonna drive her nuts you gotta grab that one this is from the video i made for tomorrow so he's four C4s in and he's acting like he's snorted some cocaine. I don't know if you've ever had four C4s, but it has an effect. Can you answer this question?

That's a question for you. Us? That's a question for you. It's a question for you it's great the trt eggplant is great is seven in the chat he was yeah apparently i am going to wadapalooza where is that oh yeah what are you doing with that you tell me i'm going on a team with two other ladies from um around my area and they're badass and we're rx teams and we're excited and you're going to i'm competing in the uh the gauntlet i was trying to think of the the word words you just do it for the pussy division fuck off it's not the pussy division it's an hour-long

workout she alexis did that street horner workout with me. Someone brought up the street Horner video. DJ? Wait, where did I... Are you guys going to... What's Dishimia? Whoa. Wait. You guys don't know DTS-simia? Dishimia? Bruce, we don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, my team. I love the comments. I would just sit here and talk all day. Wait, shit. How do I do this? It's Team Batman. Yeah, it is. Team Batman.

Team Batman. It was Team Hillerfoot. But, you know, she's over me. What is this? Whoa. Wrong one. Not wrong one. Scott and Kat both signed up for the gauntlet who's scott cat oh scott is the

guy who runs clydesdale and cat is also like a co-host of that show cat was on the podcast i think two days ago oh fun oh riley s oh these fucking pop in how do you keep track yeah i'm pulling up comments guys this is seven right now parenting consulting the capable child if you don't follow this channel he's been putting up everything you need to know about how you should be raising your children per his recommendations. And I've met his kids and they're the shit. So not that I know fucking anything about raising kids. And we made that video. Yeah.

But if you do want any sort of help, I guess that's an awesome challenge. I do like seeing the way that he interacts with his kids. And yes, I can pull comments up, hom i'm on it where is it hillary how will her team do there he goes here's the host of the show he's doing it from the freaking stream how will your team do um well so how many teams are there 40 for rx uh they're 40 or 60 last year we placed 11th no there's not 60 you gotta talk up last year we placed 11th. No, there's not 60. You got to talk up. Last year we placed 11th. This year I would like to – fuck, I got to get the dogs. I don't know.

Middle of the pack maybe. We barely made it in this year. It was really hard. You were redoing a bunch of workouts, correct? What? You were redoing some workouts. Correct. What?

You were, you were redoing some workouts and there was some last minute isms to their qualification process, but this, they snuck in by the skin of their teeth. And I don't know, it would be cool to be funny story about that is I, I overly no rep you on one thing, right?

And it almost cost you a spot. There was a handstand walk overhead squat, double under workout. I called her back and it was like the last 10 minutes of that qualifier workout. Oh, you guys, you guys, you guys. Go ahead. Oh, you guys. You have to subscribe to the channel.

If they subscribe, will you show them your tits? I'll give you a crumble cookie. No. You can show them your tits. They're nothing impressive. Were they at one point? No right yours are impressive guys if you subscribe alexis will not think about flashing the camera no but that would be cool i never ask anyone to do that stuff it's scary so i'll do it for my friends what is this can you answer that question um

do you know pat Clark yeah I know Patrick Clark no I don't know anyone looking for a teammate but I'll keep you posted I like everyone directing questions at Alexis here's another one yeah it's so good Andrew does not like it but I think I've had six this week I'm gonna have probably five pimples in a few days. Why do you say that? Tell us more about your pimples while you're here, because this is what you do. No, no. You want to talk about, how about your lack of pimples? Um, free back facials. Where do you see that? You just gotta, you gotta stay. I'm working on it. Here you go. Trish, this is probably the most accurate comment. Yeah, I agree. I really do agree.

This is super against everything that I typically say, but there are some times where you just gotta live a little. And you lived a little to the tune of six cookies this week? I think that's living a lot-le. Guys, hey look, we got a tip. Jason from Canada. Oh, fuck yeah. Get some more key force.

That's for Savant's show, though, right? It is for Savant's show, yeah. So we're paying for his Brazilian jiu-jitsu. His secondary generator that's not working, that's probably a million dollars. No, I definitely have pimples. I have them. I probably have them right now. You're right. Stay there. Oh, gosh, no. I'm them. I probably have them right now. You're right. Stay there. Oh gosh.

No, I'm kidding. So here's some scars from previous pimples that I had. Real skin people, real skin. People don't assume you have fake skin. No. Well,

people assume that estheticians only have really nice. There's another question for you while we're at it. About eyelash lifts. My daughter's trying to convince me to go with her oh they're nice um they don't last very long but if you have sensitive eyes it can kind of burn i don't do them often just because it's kind of expensive and there's nothing like great to it but you don't have to like put mascara on so that's convenient if anyone If anyone has any questions for Alexis in relation to skincare, it's kind of her jam. Let's go.

She's really, really impressive. We probably have all the guys here, but guys can ask me questions too. You can answer this one. Have you ever put it with what needle? An injection needle, like a shot.

Have you ever given me one? No. No? No. You probably could. I mean, it's not hard. That's the whole thing. I think you would not be able to deal.

Yeah, I'm kind of a pussy. I'm a pussy. In the pussy division at Waterpalooza. Hey, while we're at it, you want to tell everybody what I'm the biggest pussy with? Climbing ladders. There you go. Give everyone some dirt on me. This is,

this is good. We live in a log cabin. I can make him cry. Yeah. She can also make me cry. She can log cabins built like this, right? And then it's to a peak.

That's how they work. And you got to go up the stairs and our smoke detectors at the top of the peak of the house. Who's asking? No one, but they want dirt. And I got to climb up this ladder and I'm terrified of heights. That's the dirt. Let's see.

Can you guys hear me now? I'm having a great time. Oh, fantastic. Okay. I was just checking on you. Here is a, yeah, I think we're doing okay. Not even soap or water. Zero. Zero.

Zero routine. Are you going over skin care routine? Oh, we're going into it. This is kind of her jam. I'm like hyped up. This is skin care routine. Hi, Alexis. Hey.

Look at this. What's up, Grace? Hey, Hillary. Happy New Year's, guys. Happy New Year's. Sorry, I'm pointing it away from you. What are you guys doing today? Is that a first time appearance? Hey, Hillary. Happy New Year's, guys. Happy New Year's. Sorry, I'm pointing at Hillary for you. What are you guys doing tonight? Is that a first-time appearance?

Yeah, I think so. Oh, yeah, I think it was. Did you guys know Suze is married? There she is. She took an alcoholic beverage. What's in your cup? Because I got a Hawaiian punch. Cheers to you.

Cheers. There's whiskey. We just left a brewery. Now we're going to go to her sister's house. Fun. Be there for a little bit. Are we're going to go to her sister's house. Fun. Be there for a little bit. Are you staying up till midnight? Cause I'm not.

Hopefully. Why the same? No. Well, what time is it by you again? It's only seven 30. Oh, okay.

You got a long way to go. We still have, we still have a lot of time. Check that out. Hey, you got some comments from Trish. Check it out. I need to know this Trish.

We think Trish is actually a dude, too. We're unsure. But she called you a smoke show. Oh, my gosh, Trish. That's so nice. Hey, Grinch, you're looking good. It's all dialed up for New Year's. What are you guys doing?

Oh, man, look at this. We got even donations coming in. We're really doing nothing. nothing we're gonna go play games at my sister's house and eat pizza somebody said you're out of my life this is for you how come i can get away with never washing my face and be fine but my wife needs all the syrups and solutions and still has issues probably improper product usage there's a lot of shit out there that usually fucks up your skin instead of helping it. Probably improper products. See, there you go. Take notes.

Get that homeboy some retinol. Yeah! Every time two bucks, popping them up for sure. That's a good one. It's the only FKA-approved ingredient that works for anti-aging. the relationship show is happening without him all of a sudden i send a link to daniel brain and she pops in we started taking

calls holy hell he would lose it i think he'd be a little sad or happy i don't know i feel like he'd be into it susan affiliate reels are looking great. I concur with this comment. Yeah. Except I should have consulted with you first Hiller, because I didn't know I could change the transcript and it says backseat on it. I think it killed that one because of that stupid ass auto transcript. Well,

the algorithm is going to pick up on that and it's going to nerf it anyway. If it's easy to talk about vaccines. I know. It's a five second fix, but you can't do it retroactively earlier patrick clark asked if um he's like how many how long did it take you to like do those or whatever let it be known on the record those are one shot one take what are you shooting with one of those seven cameras the really nice ones no i got a guy down here my buddy trevor that comes out and he uh does

all the filming and post-production everything for me he's got super nice setup cameras and microphones and shit it's all polished it looks really nice yeah but he needs to do it in post-production put the captions in so that you don't have to mess it up with the auto-generated Instagram captions yeah definitely because that that kind of screwed me well I should have asked you i didn't even know i could freaking edit it oh how do you feel about god so so one grace is a smoke show two suze is coked out to the gills trish is trish is integral to the comment section oh i love and we have someone who's concurring omar yes are. Are you coked out? Definitely not. I've had a few Americanos, though. Oh, it's similar.

Similar, so. You missed the part where I said I had four C4s in the past 12 hours. Oh, good God. At the same time, like double fisting them. Like you just straight shotgun a C4? Two. I was making a video and it was... You need context

and I don't want to ruin the context because I'm really proud of the video. That's fine. Hey, did you get a C4 sponsorship already or what? No, I don't know how to come up with that. You know what? Hey, I saw that Kleinsdale was in here and Scott's got a C4 sponsor. So, Scott,

if you want to tell me how you did that it'd be i'd be antsy only one i want you'd probably have to tone it back a little oh come on why does that end of new year's eve here with my friends what's up homie hell yeah people are doing it to you and your haircut so i i didn't get a haircut no the hair's still we don't want a haircut don't you and haircut. Andrew cannot dance. I can't dance with a shit. I think what he does is so impressive. PBR?

Who? Whoa. Oh. What is this? Is this a skincare reference? So you cannot afford cocaine. You can only afford PBR. Is that beer?

I think it's a shitty beer. A shitty beer? Yeah. Oh, it's an affiliate. You can't afford cocaine. You could only afford a pee beer. Is that beer? I think it's a shitty beer. A shitty beer? Oh, it's an affiliate. You can't afford it. I'm a little ribbon. Ouch. Scott knows a guy. A C4 guy. Well, I'll take the C4 sponsorship. I look the part. You don't.

Excuse me. I know you're way more attractive than me. Every video we've ever made together, it's like, whoa, how did he do that? And it's like, yeah, I know,'re way more attractive than me. Every video we've ever made together, it's like, whoa, how did he do that? It's like, yeah, I know, but I did. Oh my god. My sleep alarm. Are you going to rock it out or what?

I'm going to leave you here in a moment. I can end it now. Remember, I can end the broadcast. You guys can keep it going. Keep it going. Hang out with people in the comments. They're digging it. Yeah, we'll hang out.

I was probably capping it at 30 minutes, so 12 more minutes. All right, right on. Hey, will you get a haircut before Wapalooza? I didn't even know. I don't know. Maybe not. It depends. I got to kind of do something with it because it's too long just to let chill now so i need to like get a hat or something i don't know we'll see how it goes

what's the thought process behind it where are you going with that it was a double dog dare since from the wedding we honeymooned and it kind of just started taking a life of its own it was like you know let's see where it goes he doesn't like it because when he wakes up this morning he can't just go he has to actually, like, actually do something to make it go where he wants it to. So once anyone gets scissored, the whole thing's going back to normal. Same with my hair. What's the longest it's been? Longer than this.

I'll show you next time we're together. I'll take a picture, and I'll show you my Academy of Art university uh hairdo it was much longer when i was in art school i know when i saw you in vegas and i the first thing i thought was holy shit your hair's long and it's been growing since then i have boy hair now so i have to do stuff to it to i don't know i wake up and it's like all back and up that's what he says so so um yeah boy hair sarah cox hormones at the 50 dollar super sticker hi sarah keep it coming every dollar counts guys we need this the highest grossing show so simone feels bad no dude would that drive him nuts well number 128 people watching us just like kind of chop it up this is cool thanks for being here guys happy

new year that's funny anything we can do to you know what else would you like for us to do that typically you wouldn't see on the podcast i love light it up what do you want me to pull up i just want to talk to everyone. Talk to somebody. Wait, scroll up a little bit. Someone said... Oh, see? Someone agreed with me. I just need to go to the comments. Yes, I already pulled that up.

Oh, you did? I did. Yeah, you missed it. Can we peer pressure into doing... doing oh what do you want to do live tonight you didn't work out well i think this is gonna help whoa easy there you go jethro there you go $1.99 jethro my sign i think i'm a cancer is that what that means yeah this is a this is a question that i wouldn't know the answer to. Well, you know my birthday. Yeah, I used to be like super into this stuff. But I am a Cancer.

I was born July 10th. I read this book. Oh, my gosh. That's hilarious. Visit in Australia. I would love to. I don't think Andrew. Do you have a passport yet? Yes, I have a passport.

All right. I don't know. It took him a million years to get a passport with me. Yeah. I never planned on leaving the country. Ooh, more no rep videos. Thank you. Where do you see the no rep videos?

We want more no rep videos. I can pull up one of Andrew's videos and give you guys a no rep video. Yeah, which one? Any of them. The last workout that you did ever? The last workout that I did ever. Oh, every single day. Yeah, right.

Are you talking about Angie? I talk about all of your workouts. Come on. Andrew has the worst form of crossfit. That's my superpower. To be the worst. It's like Dave Castro. It's like he can't be an elite because it's not possible.

$29.99. Both joyful and thankful. Sousa reached out and made Simon start doing this again. And for the creation of this new badass awake community. Happy New Year, y'all. It's a fake $29.99, but I had to read the whole thing. How do you know it's a fake? It's a fake. Because it doesn't pop up. It is, but still, had to read the whole thing. How do you know it's a fake?

Because it doesn't pop up. It is but still it's the thought that counts. Wait, it's fake? Wait. That's hysterical. The thought that counts on. It's the thought that counts and it was a very nicely said comment. Alright, so let's do this real quick. I told Sebon and one of our

guests Alex Stein Prime 99 agreed that in Hillary this also I know you were in his ear as well but we could get some people in the comments we were going to go out on the street and have Sevan man on the street we're going to do a couple different bits like one of them was like

what offends you he was going to talk about parenting with different adults with kids that are down there and like some stuff like that wait andrew wait stop reading the comments and just talk to sue no i know andrew was going to go to costco and ask people when was the last time they worked out and i was like can you not go to a place where we go grocery shopping well do you have ideas so is that similar to like what you're talking about do you have ideas for him right now or no is that kind of what you're looking for like yeah the first one i'm gonna get him to put his armani suit on we're gonna go down to meta and he's gonna ask why

they won't give his account back that would be so good you know how he lost his instagram account his blue check mark 100 000 yeah he's to go put on an Armani suit, go to Facebook meta owner of Instagram and go, hey guys, why won't you give me my account back? Where's meta located? Where is it? Do you know? Yeah, it's super close. It's in Menlo Park. That would be so good.

In Florida? What's that? In Florida? No, it's in California. It's in Silicon Valley. I'm so confused. We live in the tech government hub. It's like near San Jose. You got to know.

Yeah, near San Jose. Jason. We're going to keep going on. I love you guys. Bye. Bye, guys. Thanks for having me. We'll take it from here.

Probably not a few minutes on our end. Bye, Grace. Bye, guys. Thanks for saving the holiday show. H-N-Y. Thanks, Ellen. Bye, guys. Thanks for saving the holiday show. Bye. Bye, guys. Bye. Alright, back to the comments.

Patrick Clark. Great show. Get out of here. I think he's being nice. Oh. I just hope Sevan's happy and I'm not ruining his life right now. No, he loves it. I hope so. I just hope Savan's happy and I'm not ruining his life right now. No, he loves it.

I hope so. Go to Popeyes and see if they know anything about supplements and video it. I feel like the Costco one would be way more fucked up. It would be super fucked up if I just walked around asking people when the last time they worked out is because it would just you know some people have a certain feeling about that topic in general how dare you ask me that question but i could be wrong maybe they'll just give me straight up answers what do you see yes she is in her blanket well duh you gotta just You got to just be ready for bed at any time. Girl. That's the second one of these.

And then they stay up there in the top right. See? I see. You're amazing. Happy New Year, Sarah. We love you. You know what? It might be better if we do Walmart.

Well, that's what I said. I said do Walmart because your membership will be banned. And then I can't eat food ever again. You like this place i actually do like popeyes they look like that hot chicken sandwich but as long as it has as long as they have a good night like some of their nights can be a little off whoa whoa whoa easy don't expose their location hey they know we're from like the chicagoland area i've probably even said the town before park mall that's actually a good idea that's an open public area where you're not like able to be kind of kicked out

not a bad idea patrick clark you got one of these what's the goal for the hillers i have business goals to make a lot of money um but other than that well you want to share anything about your previous year's difference from this year to last year? You were telling me earlier. This is a show where you've got to be open for it to propel yourself. I don't know, but talking about money, that's weird.

Well, not... I mean... How about you just say you did much better? Let's talk about this in scale. So let's say you were... Okay, so there's one to ten there's doubling double plus i'm trying to remember i think i think it's more like uh quintuple times five no from last november to this november december to december yeah so she's doing much better very very proud of her she's killing it in her skincare business what about your

very proud of her. She's killing it in her skincare business. What about your new year's? What's your goal for the year? Cause a hundred thousand subscribers on YouTube. That's why I've been asking. Oh, I want 10,000 on my skincare page.

10,000 on your, what's your skincare page? And, uh, on Instagram, best ever skin. Should I pull it up? Well,

not on seven show this. I feel like that's rude. I think he's giving me the power to do whatever I want that's my like skincare page goal for crossfit i don't know maybe to not quit this year oh no we can go into like your crossfit career you want to share into that it's actually rather interesting oh why is this all about me because i've been on this freaking thing before and i'm running out of stuff to talk about here's alexis's skincare page best ever skin so i've been on this freaking thing before and i'm running out of stuff to talk about here's alexis's skincare page best ever skin so i've actually shared it before if you want yeah which i pull up pimples pimples which one uh yeah show all the the blackheads or this guy point at that

screen that one over there there you go this is one of her more popular videos as of late she pulled these out of someone's what? Oh my gosh. Kevin Neal. That's not Kevin Neal. That's Kevin Neal. Holy crap, Kevin Neal. Wait, but Sarah said something. What'd she say? Oh, anyone that signs up in January gets a free month.

For? For what, Sarah? For what? California hormones? Or for what? Or for crap. I don't know. She'll tell us. She'll tell us.

She'll fill us in in a minute. But yeah, this is one of Alexis' more popular focus on the topic at hand, homie. Don't get distracted. This is a cool video. You were giving a presentation at a seminar in relation to a machine that you invested in, the Jeneo machine. Oh, you guys, if you ever need a bomb ass facial i don't just do this a lot of people do this wherever you are you can just find someone near you um a janeo facial if you guys have not gotten one ever go get one it's that

that's the janeo facial huh there's a good picture of us i like this picture oh a free month yes sir for california hormones for california hormones okay so initially sarah cox said andrew anyone that signs up in january gets a free month of california hormones and that hormones. And that is an upwards of $400 offer along with the blood work, which is free if you use either the code Sevan or Hiller at checkout. So step one, you would use that at checkout, Sevan or Hiller, you get free blood work if you're in California. And if you're not in California, then they will send you to a clinic with a script so you can get that covered through your insurance. And now it's being leveled up to where you get that first month free as well. How would I do?

Hell yeah. All right. I've said it a couple of times. I would do it. All right. Sarah, does that cover it? If not, got more. We have a paid comment.

It must be brought up. You guys are not married. There's a band on your ring finger. Tell them the whole story. How about it? Oh, gosh. I proposed last Christmas. Not many people know that because we never posted about it on Instagram. So every time someone is like, Oh my gosh, you guys are engaged. And then they go to grab their phone. Like they

missed something, but we never posted about it. We're just telling people as we go. So it's been one whole year since I proposed to Andrew Hiller. Don't ask us when we're getting married because we have no effing idea. Got you, Sarah. And then there's one I wanted to pull up. What is your Fran time? A tooth. No, not tooth. No.

Am I at the twos yet? I don't even think so. Guys, cardio is cardio. It's not my thing. Ask me about my weightlifting numbers and that's a different story. What's your best snatch? I just did it. Put this down.

I know I need to look at which brand time you asked. Okay. You got to look at your friend time. Okay. Um, keep her on. Oh, you're going to a lot of,

no, I literally don't know. I think it's three 13. If you were to ask me, I think you're right. I don't think I, I don't think I've gotten the twos yet. And yeah,

she's a very, that's too hard. Cardio is cardio. It's not cardio. It's cardio. All right. The definition of that, I believe, is anything aerobic. And if you move, you're performing cardio the second you get out of bed.

Are we the same height? We have questions. Who asked that? Yeah. I could be taller sometimes, depending. Fuck off. You can't be taller. I'm 5'9". You're 5 be taller. I'm 5'9".

You're 5'7". I'm 5'6". She's taller when she wears heels. Her front squat is not much. The last time I did it, it was 2'4". That might be a loaded question. That's a lot of Palooza workout. Maybe he wants to know.

I'm going to try for 2'30". That's what we talked about. Favorite workout shoes oh yeah that's a good question oh wait crap crap crap where did it go there we go favorite yeah it's been for years because they don't ruin my feet when i'm working out do you feel like ruining your sponsorship possibility and mentioning which shoes do ruin your feet um metcons i cannot do metcons ever why not what's wrong with them they're like honking bricks um so they're awful and they hurt my shins they hurt my feet can't jump can't run can't do whatever oh snap a hole i know i pulled

it up it's right there if anyone can best guess the age of sarah cox they get a free year we need to show a photo of her yeah but she i think i have one photo of her and it would really fuck up everybody's guesses they wouldn't be able to guess well i know travis i know i know i just went to go look to buy some stuff. I know. Which ones are your favorites? The 260 V2s. The 300s everyone loves because they have a lot more stability. How do you feel about Nobles?

Oh, I used to wear those like hardcore. I actually pushed a lot of people onto Noble, and then I got them right off. How do you feel about this comment? What? They can be. people onto noble and then i got them right off how do you feel about this comment well they can be oh okay there you go i mean if you're going based off style then yeah actually um like the metcons are sleek trish is trying to fuck you up maybe she he i think it's a he's trying to fuck me up what does he's trying to fuck me up. What does that mean?

It's the pathway at which it operates. It's not aerobic. I mean, technically everything is also aerobic, and it's also phosphocreatine, and it's also anaerobic. Phosphocreatine. Yeah. Technically, they're all everything. It's just the degree to which they are those things. I agree. You cannot run into Metcons. They're like plywood. Yeah.

So Patrick Clark, she actually believes that. That's why, I mean, she's an honest fucking human being. She wouldn't have said anything other than innovate because she believes that. I'll call Fury right now and tell him. Alexis, what Muppet does Andrew look like? We'd have to pull them up because I don't know what the fuck

they are. I'm still looking for my... ahead i'll pull up the muppet while you look that up happens holy hell fran i don't know how i feel about this question i feel like this is gonna kill me internally let's see here we go right. What do you got? Maybe. Which Muppet does Andrew look like? That one. Oh, this guy? This is the guy that goes like... Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to argue.

I kind of look like that one. Yeah, that's the one. What's the same? I don't know. Is that right, guys? Do I look like this guy can you highlight it no who's burt i don't know any of these guys that's beaker i think that's beaker if i had to guess um death beaker all right oh yeah what his connection's so bad yeah that's well we're trying to do what we can over here i did want to dive into your crossfit life though because you started up in 2015 oh we want to talk about this hell yeah okay yeah i started in 2015 and have you found your friend time yet because where you came from is it actually no it'd be cool this is something that not many people can

do but i have the power to do is i can pull up all of your performances this is if this is what we're gonna do and i can pull up so you're trying to find your friend this new app is ruining my life still yeah i fucking hate a lot of 309 i was off by a couple seconds what did you say 313 see this is awesome yeah i'm gonna pull this up share screen good thing i know how to use this i practice here's alexis's modify history so 2015 that was the first time you even did there's two of them and what's over here also 2015 1256 with a purple band and 65 pounds this is something that i've always been super big on is like if you want to change stuff loves crossfit this is why Andrew loves CrossFit. This is why I love CrossFit.

It's like the analytics, and you can see the downward trend. I love trends. I love graphs. I love math. And I also love knowing where she came from. So this bullet point up here is her 65-pound barbell with the blue and purple band. No, that's an RX number. This is still scaled.

Well, why doesn't that pop up on your chart okay so your first one was 850 that was just rx 65 pounds you know it's impressive that you did 65 pounds your first time because i know that's what i'm i'm looking at that and i'm like no fucking way you were able to do that well that's what i'm thinking. But fast forward seven years, and 309 looks pretty freaking good compared to purple and blue band. So wait, 65 pounds is the weight, right? 65 pounds is the weight, yes. Oh, okay. It looks like Jethro won.

I haven't been keeping up. I knew I wouldn't be able to, unfortunately. But I guess Jethro guessed guest. Or maybe he guessed your friend, Tom. I don't know. I hope Sarah's keeping tabs on that. Yeah, guys, if you can guess Sarah Cox's age, she's giving out a free year of California hormones, which is.

A whole year? It's 200 to 400 a month after the free blood work if you are to continue on with it. I think there's actually a plan that's cheaper than that depending on what it is the doctor recommends for you. That could end up being an incredible... I'm on the $400 one. That's how I get the semirelin.

That's savage. So many wrenches. You know what the wrenches are? No. Keep on throwing out ages unless somebody's got it it means that they can control the comments a little bit i've been thinking about giving people some wrenches for my comment sections they can get rid of the bot so i oh that was seven who i pulled up the wrenches any other things we should pull up in relation to your

uh no you wanted to talk about my my well that was a good way to talk about it because you've come such a long way and your best year would have been 2021. Um, when did, uh, COVID happen? My prime was like 2020 Wadapalooza and then everything shut down. So whenever that was, yeah, you're, You're a big fan of the affiliates. You like working out with me, but you do like working out with a group of people. Dude, affiliates are way better. You want to show some love to the affiliates while you're on the podcast?

How do I do that? You started CrossFit in 2015. Jesus. I'll lead you to water. I'll try and drink it. 2015. Why did you go to a CrossFit affiliate? How did you end up in there? Are you asking me? I'm lead you to water. I'll try and drink it. 2015. Why did you go to a CrossFit affiliate? How did you end up in there?

Are you asking me? I'm asking you because I know the answers. Why did I join? I joined because that was during a time when Instagram was showing me a bunch of strong chicks. And I dropped out of college for a hot second. What? Who do you think was the one showing the hot chicks or the strong chicks? You said strong.

Well, the guy who ran media at CrossFit. No, these weren't even CrossFit chicks. Oh, okay. They were like bodybuilding chicks. So you just wanted to get strong. I just wanted to be strong and have like a banging body like them. So you looked up a CrossFit gym? So I looked up CrossFit near me and then I joined

your gym. What made you look up CrossFit to become strong? Because I would watch, well, no, I wanted to do group classes and that's when people started talking about CrossFit a little bit more. And then I watched it on ESPN when it was on ESPN. I always thought it was cool. And I was like, oh, I could do a group class that would make me look like that. So it all just tied together. You've told me before you wanted to sign up for the three month membership. It was like three for 300. This deep into it.

Oh yeah. And I think I even brought this up in that like 40 something minute affiliate show. It was a little bit that you and I had going back and forth, but you go, I signed up for three months and then I was going to be out. Yeah, I was going to plan. I was going to do all this stuff and learn it and then leave.

And then I stayed. Where is Alexis from? Bloomingdale, Illinois. So the suburbs of Chicago. I know I have some sort of accent of Polish. I think that might be. People have said you look like Daenerys Targaryen, which isn't wrong. Who the fuck is that?

That sounds like a Tarzan. The Queen of Dragons. Okay. That's a Game of Thrones reference. Thanks, Kat. She's good looking. Be my friend. Kat's cool.

She's very cool. How can I be your friend in real life? And Trish is just as to the point as possible. Yeah. That's cool ski seven's here uh why did you stay around for all those extra years after those three months were up can we check in on seven see if he's doing okay are you doing okay he might be losing his minutes like 40 minutes of a show and i'm not there this is the longest he's ever given up

his show for this This is crazy. I do want to continue on the path of your affiliate life. Tell me what kept you there. What kept me there was all of the, well, one, I was making progress very quickly because I came. I was this when I joined. I was a little anorexic. No, no, no. I was 110.

I was anorexic. I was very unhealthy and in an unhealthy relationship as well. Um, uh, fuck. I lost my train of thought. What was I talking about? You were making progress. I was making progress. I was making friends and I was having fun. Um, so I was like, whatever, I guess I'm just going to make the financials work. And at the time I didn't understand the value of a CrossFit gym. And now that I, one, am a business owner and to have a little bit of cash, I understand the value of, um, a CrossFit gym membership and it's not expensive. Just would like to make that clear. This is important for everybody to know.

I told you this. This is why we're doing this. I thought like the power just went out. Well, one led to another. And I brought this up a couple of times, even while we've been here talking on the show. This is my life, guys. Welcome. Wow, 62. Oh, guys. Welcome. Wow, 62.

Oh, no. Dang. Well, to be fair, I don't think there's any pictures around. That was just a number that was thrown out. But that one's incorrect. Sarah Cox is not 62. Should we slide through these comments and check things out? Don't follow become CEO and now the Texas.

Oh, no. It's funny. He blew up the freaking Transformer outside of his house so the podcast couldn't go live. What is a Transformer? You know, those giant robots that just... Those are not real. Well, apparently Don Fall sent one over to his

house and turned his power off. Who's Jethro? Jethro is the man that... Our future matching BFF tattoos. Love it. What?

What are you looking at? You and Adam Schroeder. Two lasers? Yeah, man. You gotta keep up. You gotta keep up you gotta keep up 2016 17 18 were your favorite years of the crossing affiliate yeah i'm just keeping you on track i really want to get into that but present day and she'll tell me pretty frequently that one of the harder things to do is to jump into the garage whether it be with just beer even by yourself all right seven needs to know about...

Has he asked this already? Somebody else asked this. But it's really weird to not see his name tied to this account handle. I'm seeing it. Thank you. You're welcome. No is the answer.

Are you going to enter the games? I think that this is in relation to the registration. Why not? You don't want to get caught? Get caught? I'm caught. Well, not really. They still have to drug test you and everything to prove.

You can say a bunch of shit. No one has needles. I'm going to put up a poll. I don't even have pictures of needles in your ass. That's true. Do you do it in your ass? You've seen me do it in my ass. Have I?

This is my life. Where did Kevin Neal go? No, we're not bringing up Kevin Neal. No Kevin Neal. But he's my friend. There we go. This is the idea. They would need to test me to sanction me.

Okay, so you can do all of it. You can do the open. You can do the quarterfinals, and then you'd have to get to the Sanctionals. Sanctionals, whatever the fuck they're called. All right, here's the thing. Fuck it. I'm signing up for the CrossFit Open.

This is what you can learn from watching on New Year's Eve on the Set Line Podcast at 10 o'clock at night Central Standard Time. Andrew Hiller will be signing up for the CrossFit Open. That's what CST stands for? Central Standard Time. Got it. Fuck it. How do you like that?

Patrick Clark's aboard. Who wants to throw me shit? Anyone else? Yeah, there's going to be a confirmed steroid user signed up in the CrossFit Open. I wonder what... And he's going to be a confirmed steroid user signed up in the CrossFit Open. I wonder what. And he's going to do worse than ever because he makes all these fucking videos. But he's got time to get ready.

I wonder. You got to prepare me. I wonder if CrossFit is going to reach out to you then. Like, obviously, they want your money. I would love to receive that email. They don't care about my 25 bucks. But what I do care about is this. receive that email. They don't care about my $25, but what I do care about

is this. My $25 voucher to Noble that I get when I sign up for the CrossFit Open. Wait, how much is Open? It's not $20? It's $25 when you sign up. They changed it? Yeah, they did. They upped it? Excuse me.

Here's the thought process. I've told you about this before, right? Yeah, I understand. It's not $1,100. That's the reference number when you go to you about this before, right? Yeah. Yeah, I understand. And it's not 1100. That's the reference number when you go to the doctor and get your blood work done. The number they look like is the testosterone to epitestosterone ratio test. There you go. Stefan's asking you to subscribe.

I called him and I'm like, hey, I can go live if you want me to. I'm going to go like the show. So what would be very cool is if on his analytics page, you can see that the one show that he had nothing to do with other than the comment section was the most subscribed show. So, guys, if you want to make that happen for us, go subscribe right now, 132 people here. And like it.

And like it. I'm the 35th pissing to like it. Corbin Bowman, you made a video today of Rich Froning. Hey, I'm going to do Corbin a solid because I don't even know if this is going to be a solid because I'm going to dig into you a little bit. How have you guys gotten into arguments? I don't think we've gotten into arguments, and I think that we're actually pretty cool. I like Corbin. I thought he think we've gotten into arguments, and I think that we're actually pretty cool. I like Corbin.

I thought he didn't like you for a minute. I don't think he liked me after I made that Luke Parker video, but I think we've moved on from there. Okay. All right. This is cool. I like having just topics pop up in my head. Oh, CrossFit Corey paid $20. Corbin. Stefan, you're all subscribed. Here is your YouTube page.

I am a big fan of a handful of your thumbnails. That's me. I see me. Head judge. This video right here is your youtube page i am a big fan of a handful of your thumbnails that's me i see me head judge um this video right here is your most recent it's got a great remember i showed you this just now yeah but you were a mistake yeah i was uh my parents never wanted me dang that's cold the thumbnail is good title's good. You need to do some editing on this where you know what is happening. Because these videos, I do agree when I was watching them. I'm one of those five views I was

watching. And of the ten, I do think that those are probably some of his best in-sequence wins. However, I would need you to talk over a little bit, give some insight as to why, what made you think so. It doesn't have to be a correct reason. Just give a freaking to talk over a little bit, give some insight as to why, what made you think so. It doesn't have to be like a correct reason. Just give a fricking reason and put a little one in the top corner or a 10,

nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two,

one at the top corner. That's what we were watching before we watched that one. Oh yeah. We were watching. We were doing some learning. I started sweating when you said that. I'm like, Holy shit.

What do you see? What are we watching? Like, Oh no. Oh, don't give away my secrets. I am flushed. Alright. Vince, how do you get back on the bars?

So like, yeah, great video, but Corbin, he gets directly to the point, man. This is where he's at. He's fighting with hip and steel with his cock and balls all right back to back to this no not at all corbin actually you want to take control of the mouse just yeah um no actually every time seven calls the luck get me and i give approval i don't like yes you could take the fucking call Every time Savan calls, they'll look at me and I give approval. I don't know.

I guess you could take the fucking call. So, no, I'm not jealous of their bromance. I think it's cute. Oh, this is – He's paying himself. I think you're doing a good job. He's paying himself. Hell yeah. Oh, my God.

How many times have I watched the Mr. Beast episode one time through fully and I just clicked through it for Alexis? She hasn't seen Squid Game. Uh-uh, I won't do it. Here, there's a question from Trish. I aim for like four. No, you aim for five. That's a good week. I think. You don't aim for five

as you do. No, I aim for four. It's more realistic. I never know if I'm going to wake up sore if i just don't want to fucking work out um we have a comment that you need to respond to seven are you going to sign up for the open because we know that you've done it in the past when was the last time he signed up i think we saw 2015 on one of these shows not too far ago how many times a day do i call i don't know because hold on come on get with the program um i don't know because i'm only home for like one hour of the day so if you call within that one hour time frame that's the only time that i know so it might be one every every other day. No, I don't know. Whatever.

Travis, Savan, Sousa, Savan, random number, Alexis, Savan, dad, dad, dad, dad, Savan, Alexis, number, Savan, Travis, Travis, Fury, Savan, Savan, Savan, Savan, Savan, Savan, Dad. He calls a little bit, but I call him too. I try to

keep up. What is this? No. Oh, he try i try to keep up what is what is this no oh he's not going to sign up for the open what patrick clark did this challenge he made a post about rogue challenge no i don't usually do those challenges because if i don't win then i don't see the point of like putting myself through misery that's why she proposed to me because if she she's she she didn't win she didn't see the point why why would i stay with you i'm not gonna marry you i'm just gonna get this over with wait a minute am i on the wrong thing dude oh here it is that's the one i was looking for because this is where i saw you doing the rogue challenge oh is this a bench press one? How much was it? 155? Oh, wait. So this is the total. Let's see.

I bet he didn't see this coming when he brought up that comment. But I heard Rogue's got a very strict judging criteria. That looked good. That's fine. Number one. It's perfectly fine. I'm glad they do. The weightlifting competition we were at today, another story. Yeah, we

went to a weightlifting competition today. They all got participation. It's like they shouldn't have had a red card. It was all white. Driving me freaking nuts. But it was not, you saw, verified. Leo was like in the corner looking at the vault. That's what he does.

He's nuts. Really? Sometimes. What are you looking at? Oh, hip extension. Did you get that lift? You stood up? I know. It looked good.

He had enough time to look over at the camera. We're going to look at that one more time in super duper slow-mo, which I can't do on this. I don't know how. All right. Maybe there could be a little bit more standing upping. All right. We have a question for you. I'm nuts. Maybe there could be a little bit more standing upping. You guys don't want me to judge. I'm nuts.

You got to answer that one. Which one? Have at it. No, what if my parents are on this video? Here's a 0% chance they watch any of the stuff what if i have clients on this fucking video can i answer she wants you to answer come on give the people what they want he didn't ask me what's the rate oh i would say three to one and maybe maybe we'll just leave that up in the air. There was another question in there.

Which one? Trish. Trish is – okay. There you go. Oh, yeah. I like that Trish said please. Serious question. Have you noticed that all crossfitters who are working out too much have really bad eye bags and wrinkles?

And laugh and frown lines. Well, I mean, in a way, yes, because the, those like those harsh expressions when you're constantly doing them, that's how wrinkles are formed to begin with. Um, eye bags, I guess so. Cause like over drinking caffeine and like, I don't know, it depends, but like laughing and frown lines from the from all the movement of the face for crossfitters weightlifters yeah like uh tia to me or whatever those athletes they she's 28 right she looks like she's fucking 50 in my opinion 50 without botox without filler without skincare so yeah wow i just went in my bad hey trish knows how to get the best out of people that was good that's a good life three to one you get eczema from crossfit that's because um eczema if you have eema, like harsh things like heat, like there's triggers for eczema.

So you just have eczema. It's not from CrossFit, but CrossFit triggers it. Hilar, are you able to talk to people from the Lily Bridge Powerlifting Gym in the Chicago area? I'm unfamiliar, but I'm totally open to talking to anybody about that i always enjoy those conversations alexis i think that he caught the tia to me is who you said right oh is that what he's what he's talking about i don't know what other bombs were recently dropped but i was sitting there she goes well have you ever seen their photos they all look like shit and the only one who like the ones who don't is like bro Brooke Wells is probably because she takes care of her shit.

But Tia, if you see an up-close video photo of her face, it's gnarly. We don't look the same. I'm almost the same age as her. We don't look the same age. Should I zoom in on your face again? Go ahead. You got to put it in the middle, though. That's kind of cool, huh?

Yeah, look at that skin. Oh, I got some pimps. Oh, no. Because it's all my cookies. It's probably from the six cookies you ate this week. My pimps, they're coming through. Is this true? No, she wears no makeup.

How do you feel about the other? Who has the best skin of the female competitors? Is it Brooke? I'd have to like really look into that I think what you said is a little bit deeper than you think really yeah I'm just I mean you're just telling the truth

I'm just saying my thoughts Mel O'Brien skin is not good Mel O'Brien skin is not good well she's also is she still a teenager is that anything to do with it or no she's getting grown I know. Male O'Brien skin is not good. Male O'Brien skin is not good. No. Well, she's also, is she still a teenager? Is that anything to do with it or no? She's getting grown. You know whose skin is the worst? It's Danny Spiegel's.

Holy fuck, is that some gnarly acne. Really? Mm-hmm. How come I can't see it? Because it's edited out by every professional photographer. You know what? I got this camera. People know this. If you look like this because it's edited out by every professional photographer you know what i got this camera people if you look like this it's this is what this bitch does all day she just sits here and she's like i see pimples yeah whatever it's what she's like why does it look

different you still on c4 of course i am it's not like something i'm on dude everyone's everyone's loving this stuff you're going on, man. Well, I don't know. I'm sure I'm not the only one who's thought this shit. You guys all talk about the same stuff like asses. Let's talk about skin. Thank you. I just got my fucking tooth fixed.

How'd you chip that, by the way? I was laughing with my ex, and I hit my tooth on his tooth, and unfortunately, my tooth chipped. So I have to get it fixed. Yeah. You idiot. The other way. Have you like rechipped a couple of times though?

It always chips off on like normal shit now. So I have to get it fixed. Careful on the hard straw. What's the next video? Is it? Oh, like, like what? Cross-traitors with their skin and like zooming in on the shitty faces.

The top 10 worst skins of cross-trait athletes. Tia is aged. Like, honestly, you're 28. You're not supposed to look that old. Yeah, I know. I agree. I think you've aged. I've totally aged. Will you stop making such harsh expressions just

like calm down yeah she does this all stop moving your face so i can't i just like look up and my entire face just goes to wrinkles and trish is about to say something about it uh-oh been fighting the flu all right no this is from a long time ago homie this tooth has been shipped how long since like a senior year of high school it was in high school because i didn't go to school until my tooth was fixed look now you're just throwing a whole bunch of people into a well i was laughing and i went like i went forward and uh you and I hit my fucking tooth on his tooth. I wish it was his because I like mine.

Instead of Nanny, you're not Filter or not. Filter or not, you guys. It's so bad. I hate Filter so much, but these chicks just, they need it. She's throwing a lot of shade. That's what I do. Yeah, She does.

Actually, every video I've ever made, that wasn't my idea. I know shit about... I truly do know shit about fuck. Here you go. That's very sweet. I tell her that often.

I'm not going to catch no very sweet. I agree. I tell her that often. I'm not going to catch no ass beating. Whoa. You're going to be a lot of people who said, where the fuck did she go? Someone's going to hire a hit on you. I'm going to be kidnapped. Oh my God. This has turned into something else.

I guess that Christy Aramoff's got nice skin. You don't want that? I'd have to look. I don't really know people off the top of my head. I just have to see. Melissa Fuliano? Would it be really fucked? I gotta see everyone on Instagram. She's naturally beautiful, so she can.

Who's she? I think that would be you. I don't know. She's got some pretty fucked up pimple face pictures. Dating advice? Start. Heidi wants to know when this is funny and then she's gonna lift me over her shoulder and do one of these

and then eat my crumble cookies after it dating advice i'm not sure uh i don't know not not not on this i mean well maybe this is just a love line show that he's been looking to have and he didn't know it but here's the picture i'm gonna bring this up so for where's that comment where's the comment about you being naturally beautiful so other than the fact that you are let's just show people that it isn't something that just you know it's always that way there you go this is what she looked like at one point in time that was about i don't know years ago up until pretty fucking recently yeah so i like this picture in relation to what it is that you do uh-huh i figured it out you guys it's all diet yeah what do you gotta say about that um cut the shit on dairy and gluten and inflammatory uh items and also test your food sensitivities because i had like gut issues that was leading to my skin outside of dairy and

gluten that no one fucking listens to me about but i'm not kidding but food sensitivities are like legit and making sure that everything is here's the connecting healthy happy no pimples no no whatever uv genetics genetics is yeah there you go thank you i paid a lot of money for these motherfuckers i can't believe it every time but you're not wrong they They look good. Thank you. If it were cheaper and they looked like shit, I'd say spend more money to make them look better. I've never had to say that. No, thank you.

Oh, no. Dairy. See? Once I cut out sugar, and that goes for not just acne. That goes for any skin condition. All skin conditions are inflammatory driven. No alcohol. Can you answer that question?

I used to follow Colleen Flock. Some people, once they start getting too deep into it and it starts going like one way, you kind of forget what you wanted to look like so things just change on accident i think anything to that no alcohol yeah no well limited obviously there's no nose because i just had a cookie in the beginning of this show and i know that in a few days i'm gonna have fucking pimples whole milk oh this show has adhd this show yeah yeah can we get rid of my face now yeah if you insist we'll bring up someone else's face so we should go through tia's profile and we'll go all the way to the bottom like i've done in the past and then just said this is what the

skin looks like at this age and all of a sudden a sudden, and I think Trish was alluding to the fact that it had something to do with excessive exercise. Yeah, because when you're putting your face in that many movements and motions, you're creating wrinkles. And possibly, maybe it's got something to do with the amount of calories that need to be thrown into that machine. Because you just said that you can't eat all that much sugar and if you were to do that to power the machine it would be not so great for your skin i'm guessing i don't know uh well sugar there's a thing called glycation where it fucks up your like protein whatever and it literally makes you age faster so look it up glycation show that danny versus did travis just mention whoops i don't think do you have the whoops matrix no i haven't worn the i wore the whoop for one day maybe two months ago to try it out again decided that it wasn't gonna work

this is one of my favorite accounts right now. On Sporty Beth. Dude, I can't believe I got fired up about that video. Was it about Seban? It was about Seban. I was mad. I was like, don't talk about my friend like that. You told me that first.

I did. Where was I? I was in Vegas. Yeah, I was like, did you see this? And I was like, uh-oh. She never talks about anything. I never make comments on YouTube. But I was like, what is it. She never talked about anything. I never make comments on YouTube. But I was like, what is it?

Propelled? Is that the word where you want to do something? Maybe. I guess it worked that way. Oh, no. What? Yeah. It's because acne cannot breed in the presence of oxygen.

So when you're like fucking up your oxygen levels. Compelled. Com a brain aneurysm when you said that i was like oh my god you said it with such confidence i had no skin i don't know fucking anything else thanks riley and she's really good at math though oh man who, man. Bruce, I've only heard this. Starting tomorrow, no more talking about CrossFit. Why? Where does it say that? Why? What's wrong about CrossFit?

What did we miss? I mean, you know what we really could do if we were just going to keep this thing going is we could pull up that video where it says that CrossFit is a disease. I was going to make a video of my own on it. Compelled. I felt compelled. Thank you, Savon, to defend my friend. Not really defend, but more like explain.

I just didn't appreciate the light that she tried painting him in, and I was like, bitch, you don't know shit about fuck. I'm about to tell you. Yeah, that was actually terrible. Where's the video? Oh, here it is. And the question is... Oh, see, this is what

happens. That would have been freaking terrible. This will probably end up being what's happening, Adam, if I had to bet. But I don't know. Alexis wants to have something. I'm kind of back and forth. We have a really awesome backyard, and I would like to do just

a fucking backyard wedding with some food trucks. Whoever wants to come can come. Adam, you can fucking come. I don't know. Adam, you're invited. So that's what I'm between. This was an interesting video, guys. Could CrossFit cause orthorexia?

And I was really kind of unfamiliar with that term and I think I'm going to make a video on it myself. My tooth is fine. Your tooth is fine? Thank God, because you just got that fixed. You've been so happy about it. I would have been upset. Yeah. Is it Stefan or Stevan? Heidi, you are

definitely coming. See, that's why I think we should just do it. You guys could all fly in. It will be open invitation. We'll have all the liquor and food trucks and just like one big party. Guys, we had a housewarming party three years ago. It would be just like that, but we're getting married.

And as long as I don't have to like wear a dress. You're going to bring the trend. Whoa. And have a live chat and Trish will be the flower earl. This is all good. This is crazy. Where's Sevan? My wife went to North Central.

Oh, snap. Hey, that's where I went to school. We should get married at what? Yeah, he should propose on the Wadapalooza floor i would engage told me die bruce you're invited yeah everyone in this chat right now 127 people invited to our backyard we can work out in the garage yeah you guys can i'm not gonna is it bill grunler i don't think it's bill grunler oh shit we had an ordained minister in the chat oh the c4 C4 truck. Hell yeah.

Shut the fuck up. That'd be super cool. Scott's still here with the C4 truck possible. All right. How are you feeling? We run out of steam. Anything else you want to talk about? I told him we'd go on for 20 minutes or so. It's been an hour and seven. This is what happens, dude. It just kind of

cruises along. I don't know. I asked the people the people what do they want what do the people want uh anybody anyone what's doxing mean i think that the highlight of the show thus far was you saying tia toomey's skin looks a little bit worse than it should are you kidding a lot a bit worse like that's the highlight i mean you it's hill or go do friend now hey you want to do friend you can do it that'd be cool oh my gosh what just never mind so oh yeah yeah yeah gents must be topless brutal this is going to be what the attire is the guys can't wear shirts what are the girls going to wear to the wedding? Where 130 people are now invited. Anyone in this comment section, I'm going to copy and paste.

The guys can wear their sports bra and their shorts. A classic CrossFit outfit. Does that make you cringe a little bit or no? I'm saying that. Absolutely. All right. So one more time. We're going to stand for five more minutes did we

gain i so terribly bad want this episode to be the one where he picks up the most subscribers as of recently so if you could you know show that we held down the fort really well and subscribe to the channel and you aren't do it or you know what like share it somewhere and get your friends and subscribe do something oh put it on your story how can you copy the link Like share it somewhere and get your friends and subscribe. Do something. Oh, put it on your story. How can you copy the link and put it on a story and be like my new year, bringing in the new year with all my friends. Free test was seven 33. And then it just was 10.

I got to check. I can bring up my lab results, but a dream gym. Yeah. I mean, we have a dream gym. It's, yeah. I meant to pull up that one.

But, yeah, also that was a good comment. That's what my test levels were. I saw that. What are they? He wants to know when the wedding is because he gets tired of me calling you my fiance. He's like, I don't get it. Ask Andrew. I ask Andrew all the time.

She does. It's not like I'm putting it off. I just don't like planning. Come on. You know It's not like I'm putting it off. I just don't like planning. Come on. You know that's true. So figure it out. You plan it.

Just tell me when to be there. Okay. I'll be there. All right. But I didn't know if you were on agreeing pages about that. Hell no. I'm on agreeing pages. That's what that is. Well, fuck it.

I want to do it for my birthday. How old will I be? 28? That's my 20th birthday present we're getting married okay guys we have a date it's july 10th all right there you go july 10th i just did july 10th what's a polish wedding uh like the dancing and shit like the polacks dancing everywhere with pergis. I don't know. I know that a Greek wedding has probably to do with hummus and Windex.

That seems soon. Yeah, that is soon. I'm not ready for that. That's not that soon. Oh, no sex until the wedding. Shut the fuck up. All right. Nevermind.

We get, wait a minute. I agree to get married. I'm here July 10th. Well, fuck. Now i feel a lot of pressure is this why we don't um portillo's no portillo's is canceled guys i was gonna make a whole video on how crossfit and portillo's run side by side with one another remember that where basically portillo's has gone corporate now it's shit yeah i mean i've said it through other avenues but crossFit is no longer what it used to be at the top level.

We know the family, like the Portillo family. And they're not happy about it either. People are giving me shit for the Windex and Hummus thing. What Windex and Hummus thing? Have you guys never seen my Big Fat Greek Wedding? It's like the whole thing. It's Windex and hummus thing. Have you guys never seen my big fat Greek wedding? It's like the whole thing. It's Windex and hummus. What do you got?

Go ahead. Touch the mouse. Pull something up. I'm just answering. Melissa. Yes. We did hijack. She just joined.

She doesn't know what happened. Seven's power is out. Something exploded. Yeah, it know what happened. Seven's power is out. Something exploded. Yeah, it's 1027 Central Time. And it was supposed to be started at 9 o'clock Central Time an hour and a half ago. And rather than leave the entire comment section hanging, we started the freaking thing up. Yeah, and we haven't gotten off yet. I'm kind of shook.

Rolling blackouts. And his power's out often. When's the last time our power went out? Big storm two years ago? For like a second, yeah. Hey, we have another person who's just catching up to that part, and it's not propelled. It's compelled.

I felt propelled. I felt propelled to tell you. And I knew that was the word. It just wasn't coming out because I think my brain just went, oh, my God, no. Listen, listen, listen, listen. I don't need to know all the words, just some of it, and then someone else will figure it out for me. Nash has seen My Big Fair Greek Wedding,

and that's what I'm talking about with Windex, Scott, Clydesdale Media. And I swear there was also a lot of hummus in that movie, but I might be thinking of um rat race it could be propelled it compelled what does propelled mean can you type it in into the definitions please propelled is like something pushing something forward which i guess if you had to tell me to push it forward i was like god i guess it could be can you even spell it yeah they're. Not as many P's as I thought. Drive, push, or cause something

to move in a particular direction, typically forward. Spur or drive So like physically? Yeah, it's like a propeller on a boat moves the boat forward. Well, I felt physically pushed to say some

shit. I don't know. I wish we were wearing New Year's hats too, but part of the reason we're here is because we don't do holidays. Yeah. Like, but we were here for Christmas. I was here for Christmas. Eight minutes left.

I guess we have a timer. Do we have a timer? No, but typically these are an hour and a half or so. Okay. And sometimes they'll stretch forever and he'll just turn them off. Versus compulsion. I did not feel compulsion.

An act or state of forcing or being forced to do something. Okay. Compelled versus compulsion. It's also a movie 1959 crime drama i don't know you guys i pulled up glass onion we just watched that hell yeah that's a good movie it was so good where's dude this is probably the best movie out right now it's so good i started re-watching the first one again it's one of those where you kind of forget what happened oh gosh are you going on in the morning too there's a morning show tomorrow i don't know oh okay this is usually how he ends these so i guess it would only be fair if

i uh well it's kind of been whatever the hell we want. We should keep it. We did drop the California hormones, right? Yeah. But we were, it's weird to see that this is live. I know. Okay. Okay. Here we go. My pimples are really coming out.

Does he have one scheduled? I got to show this screen. And then where's Caleb at when we need him? It would have been funny if it was like us and Caleb there we go here's the upcoming shows on the podcast today is tomorrow the first yeah

live call in show with Jorge Ventura 9am and I'm assuming the power will be back on at that point you will not have to listen to us talk about whatever the hell we want to talk about but it was a pretty good time. Thanks for being here, guys. Happy New Year. Glass Onion was a fantastic movie.

If you haven't seen it, it's on Netflix. Daniel Craig, formerly known as James Bond. He was also in Cowboys vs. Aliens, which is a much worse movie than the ones I mentioned previous, but what other movies is Daniel Craig in?

Who's Daniel Craig? James Bond. He's in all the James Bond movies. Okay, well I said that. Alright, so any other shows that we should bring up while we're here? Here's an affiliate show scheduled for the fifth affiliate series. Oh, like his show?

I thought you were talking about Netflix shows. He said he's got one programmed with Froning. There you go. Kind of retired, kind of not. The Last not the last needle mover and this is a thumbnail who's who's on the right where are all those pictures up can i pull that up and see the full thumbnail hell yeah what are those things on there's people he's got a picture of people all right guys if you had to rate this thumbnail on a scale from one to ten this is the last thing we're going to do throw a bunch of comments in the comments section, 10 being the best, 1 being the worst.

Ready, set, go. Wait. We're cutting off in one minute. Comments for what? I just want to see what everyone thinks of Sevan's thumbnail. Oh, like how is everyone feeling? Yeah, how is his thumbnail? 10, 6.969.

Layer Cake is a Daniel Craig movie. That's right. Thank you, guys. Heidi, 7 out of 10. 6. Sevan, this is Cake is a Daniel Craig movie. That's right. Thank you, guys. Heidi, 7 out of 10, 6. This is just 420 from Trish. So those are C's and D's. How is it? He wants to know. C's and D's. 69 is a high D, though.

C's get degrees. And 8, 1999 from Jethro. 7 from Melissa. All right, so the legitimate answers that we've got so far, are we at a so far, seven, are we have a seven, a six, nine,

your average seems like a five, five, seven. What's the average. This one seems legitimate considering it's the full ratio. Two out of 10. I would like to know why I like this thumbnail. All right.

Now one more thing, guys, as I said a minute, but we're going to extend it a minute. What would you change to make it better? And what do you like about it? What's good. And what's bad? Oh, snap. Are you roasting him? No, we're giving constructive criticism. This is the only way we get better. What is happening to his thumb? What is happening? I don't know what this is over here.

I don't know what all those people on the radar. 10, because you can read the text. Okay. That's good. I do say that you need to be able to read the words. The less, the better. The more, the better. Jethro thinks that it's plain. More faces like Nate Edwardson. You gotta make sure you see Rich's bald spot. The crowd is too small. Background is shit. Okay, so it needs a background.

Oh, jeez. Remove the visual noise. Oh. Who's the visual noise? There's on that where you can bring the noise down that's actually a great comment what's up with the penguins those aren't penguins those are people like supposing supposing suits too much white white need step on looking at him is that nate edwardson jason i always knew you were Nate Edwards. How's his skin? I got a check, but it seems pretty okay. Alright, I keep on saying it'll be the last thing, but now that we got one more topic, I feel absolutely

nothing wrong with going to Froening's Instagram and grabbing a picture of his skin. How old is he again? I just need to know his age. He's approaching 35, or if he isn't already 35, because he will be in the Masters. I think his is actually good.

Alright, let's get a picture of Froning's face. I don't think I've ever looked at him and been like, wow, he looks fucking aged. No, he always looks good, but I'm a fan. Alright, that's a good picture. If anything pops out at you,

let me know. That's pretty close. This is probably like... What do you think of Froney's skin? Yeah, it's good. He has good skin. For 35? Yeah. Yeah, those look pretty good. Did you see another one?

I was going to say that one, but it's probably filtered because it's professional. That one's probably not. Yeah. It looks great. Normal 35-year-old. Here he is in an ice bath. Any thoughts on that, skin-wise? Normal squinting.

If he wore fucking sunglasses, he wouldn't have to squint so hard. Jethro said that we should make a video doing skin ratings on CrossFitters. I think we're doing that here. Yeah, we're doing it here. Oh, here's a close-up. He's kissing his wife. Yeah, he has good skin.

That looks awesome. And his beard, too. Oh, wait. Here we go. I see a wrinkle. Well, yeah. Duh. You're supposed to have some fucking wrinkles, man. Just not like

crazy super amount. Here's a bunch of people's skins. Eye bags are tough. There you go. Oh, seven. What can you do for eye bags that's a question for you well and on this eyes are tough they're genetics but you can like drink a lot of water and you can use an eye gel that has like caffeine in it and everything but really

if you're tripping about your eye bags you got to do like PRP or PRS whatever the fuck that is at a med spa because Um, because like eyes are, it's a genetic thing. Like he has bad eyes. I don't have bad eyes. So we're not ending. Oh, we're not getting off. How do you feel about cucumber slices? Um, does that do anything?

I fucking love cucumber slices. Oh, I love eating them. We're talking about eye bags. it's like that thing people do they know food like foods don't really do much topically um it's better to just like get a like invest into a good eye cream um and that's like kind of taking like a daily vitamin and hoping for the best. Alexis, we're not getting off yet. I saw a question. All right. He might look a little aged. Here's the deal.

I made that little call out the other day in relation to the five years trajectory of their YouTube channels. And I said that in five years time, Frasier will finally be fronting and something. Here's another thing to which they can be matched up against one another with. It is their skin. It is going to be decided by the Alexis Kowalski live here on the Stefan Podcast at the

1 hour and 21 minute mark. Does Frazier have better skin than Rich Froning? He's a little heavy in the nasolabial folds which means he's aging a little bit. That's like a hard... Oh, no. He has deep forehead lines.

How old is he? 33, maybe. Holy shit. Possibly 34. If you keep fucking moving your forehead like that, that's what it's going to look like. Woof. I mean... What do you attribute this this to and how can he fix it that's how we always like to look at situations what how does it happen how do you fix it i told you repetitive movement okay so he moves his forehead a lot yes just like

you in relation to what trish asked earlier what do you so is this what you're talking about this little line here yeah nasally billfolds some of that's genetics too well you know i think i've actually heard frazier talk about the fact that he enjoys having lines because they tell a story so if you were to watch this i don't think this is something you'd want to be rich on that's fine and that is entirely fine but he he looks more aged. I think he looks significantly older than Rich Froning. It's not like bad skin. I don't want to sound like that. Yeah, it's just what it is, right? And do you think it has something to do with exercise?

Because he is a, you know, frequent exerciser to put it. There you go. Yeah, and like the stress and all that shit, like that, all that stuff ages you. Yeah, Trish, thank you for that. That was correct. And is there any evidence to back that comment up? Which one? This one.

I've never looked into it, but I can. I'll look in the JDD. Yeah, but I can. I'll look in the JDD. This is cool. It's a cool way to... Frazier's been counting me up for it. I agree. He could afford some fucking Botox. That's what Coach Greg Doucette does. Greg Doucette looks

great. He looks great. There's everyone I've ever looked up. Coach Greg. Coach Greg. Almost as many followers as the Instagram account dedicated to CrossFit. How does his face look? Oh, look at it.

Yeah, he looks fantastic. This is a 45-year-old, maybe 46-year-old man. He's looking real good. And we are comparing him now to a 35 and froning and a oh this is what he looked like when he was wow this is a depleted human too he's probably extremely dehydrated and he looks great that is a filter there we go fully torqued face here's that here's those lines you were talking about yeah that's just what happens when you get older okay but he's 45 yeah he looks great yeah i think he looks awesome too but that's because he takes care of his skin he's got botox well i don't know about the take i don't know what

people do to take care of their skin i don't know if he has a skincare routine but i thought i didn't he address that he is he does botox i don't think he's or did i think you said or did i just figure it out i'm pretty sure i was watching a great new set video and like he couldn't move his face and i was like the motherfucker has botox okay that's how he also had this stuff done to his hair the hair transplant deal which actually makes his hair look really really good i've never really seen someone progress through it but i followed his youtube channel for a while and yeah he yeah he's doing some shit but that's fine because i think he looks good all right we got one more how are the comments going well every once in a while i look on why uh you do look yeah i do oh bruce he does do botox or is that like confirming or

confirming my i hate these fucking shadow band i can never find his account all right oh fuck leo's gonna freak how do we feel about this this guy's skin right here hey be careful with the your chair because he's right behind you seven yeah how we feel about his skin 10 out of 10 he's right behind you. Seven. Yeah. How we feel about his skin? 10 out of 10. He's 50. I think he's got some of the best hair ever. Yeah.

That's, that's just me, especially for a 50 year old dude. He looks great. What about that line right there? Does that mean anything to you? No, it's just that fucking that's normal. Well,

you're giving me a little bit of trauma here. Cause you're like, there's a 30-year, 20-year age difference and you're getting pretty fucking close. What she's saying is I look like I'm 50 too. Here we go. There's another one.

No, 7 looks great. I think he does too. Anyone else, guys? Now that we're here and we just keep on going. Are we falling off? Are we done for? Teen Wolf. That one is pretty hot.

We do have a Husky. Where is that guy? Come here, Leo. He's scared because of the... He doesn't like to get picked up. Come on, pick him up. He's going to yell. No, he's been better.

Leo. Pick him up with confidence. I don't want to be yelled. Yeah, this is the Husky. He doesn't really like the thunder and the fireworks. It is the 4th of July. He's tweaking balls. Is he shaking?

Oh, no. Buddy. Oh, it's okay. Who thinks it's a good idea to do fireworks? It's Oh, no. Buddy. Oh, it's okay. Who thinks it's a good idea to fire a real stokey nail? It's okay, man. Oh, my God. He's, like, really shaking. This is a husky American Eskimo.

His name is Leo. Should I put him inside? I don't know what to help, I think. So he could, like, hide in the basement? Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Is he really scared? Yeah, he's scared. Poor guy.

We got to end with one person who has good skin and then we're going to bring the dog inside and then we're going to shut it down. It depends on who. I think that you're going to agree. We got to throw her a bone and I think she's got good skin but. We got to throw her a bone. And I think she's got good skin, but you could probably fuck me up with it.

Does Catherine Davids' daughter have better skin than Brooke Wells? Yes or no? I'd have to see a photo, but yeah. She's got really nice skin, right? I mean, this is hard because anything can be edited. This one's probably edited too, right? It can be, but no, she has good skin. Well, the other day, I was giving her props for this

exact podcast like the camera filter made it look really clear i doubt that this is all that edited now skip from annie who i think also has pretty good skin but yeah all right we'll do one more all right one more one more one more, one more, one more. One more, I'm sorry. He's just panting down there. Good night, Jethro. Good night, Jethro. Thanks for being here.

Happy New Year. Happy New Year, man. There's Brooke, which I don't have as good of a picture. There you go. You can't use photos from a photographer. All right, that doesn't look like it's from a photographer. You also can't use this photo. But I think like the majority. Subtle burn. Can't use this photo. But I think like a majority. Stubbled burn.

Can't use this photo. I think she's pretty good. She does have good skin. I know she takes care of her skin, though. We've talked skin for a hot second. You and Brooke have talked skin? Cool. When her elbow was all fucked up.

There you go. She does a lot. Not a lot, but like she does. She does the shit. She does the shit. This is probably edited, but it looks pretty good to me there. Yeah, she has good skin. So does her sister.

Guys, tomorrow at 9am, Ventura, Jorge Ventura, I believe is the guy that I read that Savant's going live with. Hopefully his power is back on at that point. Alan Kesterbaum thinks that Brooke does not have as good of skin as Katrin does. Oh, I agree. God.

I really wish. But guys, if I keep doing this, we're never going to stop. Do you want to do Edwardson and then we'll call it? Yes. What the fuck is Edwardson? You know Edwardson. Dude, Leo's not okay. I gotta do something. I don't know what to do.

Well, we are going to do Edwardson and then we're going to do. Well, we are going to do Nate Edwardson and then we're going to stop. So then we can save our dog's life. Share screen. Chrome. Nate Edwardson. Share. Alright. This is Nate Edwardson. He currently has a more successful YouTube channel than me and a very thriving YouTube channel.

I'm the golf specter of the internets. Does he have better skin than me? Yeah. Fuck. So he's beating me in literally everything, but I have a better snatch than he does.

As the formerly as the bitter former regional competitor that I am. The washed up, don't forget. Washed up, bitter, never going to do anything good ever again regional competitor. I literally have a serum for you that I asked you this morning. I'm going to start using the serum.

You are. I am. That skin looks really good there. He looks really young. How old is he? I don't know. That's a good question. He's a little baby nugget. Bruce Wayne seems to think that I look better. No.

Unsporty Beth says that I have an amazing stache. Trish says that he looks beat. Andrew looks beat or Nate Edwardson looks beat? Chris enjoys our little skit here. Thanks, Tommy. Thank you, Trish. Come on, Alexis. Dude, I'm just fucking keeping it honest.

All right. I'm keeping it real. Is that why his thumbnails do better than mine? Because when he puts his face in them, they're not. Alexis does have a better snatch than Nate. Your best snatch is 180. 80. I just did it.

She just snatched 180. You got little hair on you. Yeah, he picked him up. All right. Happy New Year, y'all. I wasn't going to say it, but Adam said it. She just snatched 180. You got a little hair on you. Yeah, he picked him up. All right. Happy New Year, y'all. I wasn't going to say it, but Adam said it. That's all we got. Andrew Hiller, out.

Alexis Kowalski on the Sevan podcast, out. And end. I don't know how long that took.