The Sevan Podcast - #762 - Wodapalooza 2023 Team Day 2 Event 6

Episode Date: January 16, 2023

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oh bam we're live one minute athletes one minute i apologize we are late i thought it was uh 11 45 man time flies feels like just seconds ago i was staring at you this is the do you think this is the most time we've spent together like um without a doubt all the other times combined we've spent more time together in the last couple days or no it's probably pretty close getting close we've doubled we smell like eight hours at seven hours a day together we've doubled the uh intensity of our uh of our relationship uh seven's gonna need a detox after all this crossfit talks yeah totally i can't wait tomorrow for the cock coccutery or i think we have a whole week of non-crossfitters uh if i am if i and if i do have crossfit on we are not talking about crossfit uh is there she a dance

an important question uh is there still is there are there are there still uh still 300 points on the table i'm sorry she i did that too that's kind of shit my parents do to me drives me crazy uh yes and the answer is yes from mr taylor self oh you are looking at the tina hills. This is the, I think, the last of the, what we affectionately call the ass heats. You are looking at the Heidi Krum cam. She went there early, and we do appreciate her for that. We don't know what happened to the Smith Bros. um we don't know what happened to the uh smith smith bros i need to um actually send out some uh new links let me see if i can get some that that newest link you sent to the broadcast uh thread that's good correct

okay a new link for uh ben smith a new link for Ben Smith. A new link for Samuel and Rich Froning. And okay, now we just need Matt Souza to come on, maybe a Mr. William Plummer. Good to see someone on the show eating. Was missing that on the last show. Come on. I had enough time to make my food. Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness. The eating. Uh, Mr. Uh, uh, Mr. Will Thibault, Sevan's non, uh, CF content is world-class. Uh, God, I love it. I can't, it's such a sucker for compliments. Um, let's go over. So, so Caleb,

are we looking at the, this isn't any of the final two heats. This isn't the championship women's heat, right? Correct. Okay. Uh, and,

and let me ask, uh, Heidi here real quick. Heidi, it's Chrome. Heidi, Heidi, Heidi, Heidi. Heidi.

Heidi. Hi, Heidi. Okay, we're not going to talk to Heidi right now. No, no, no. The truth is she's not going to talk to us right now. Oh, okay. Let's go over to the corral with Susan. We're going to look at the leaderboard.

Don't worry. We're going to look at the leaderboard. Let's just go over to Susan and find out who over to the corral with Susan. We're going to look at the leaderboard. Don't worry. We're going to look at the leaderboard. Let's just go over to Susan and find out who's in the, in the corral real quick. Mr. Susan, can you unmute yourself? Susan, Susan, Susan. Oh, no one wants to talk to me today. Susan, Heidi, Susan. Heidi says it's too loud over where she's at.

Susan, Susan. Oh, that lady on the left looks familiar. Who was that? Sousa, Heidi, Sousa. Heidi says it's too loud over where she's at. Sousa, Sousa. Oh, that lady on the left looks familiar. Who was that? God, CrossFitters are good-looking people. My God. Got some drama on the men's leaderboard. Okay. Ooh, really?

Fuck Sousa. Tal E. Wacker. Tal E. Wacker. Tal E. Wacker. Tal E. Wacker. Tal E. Wacker. $10. Taliban Wacker? Nice. God, I'm slow.

Thank you for the coverage, fellas. Semyon Kozrev from the Ukraine. Semyon A. S. M. R. What's that mean? It's like the noises that people enjoy listening to. Oh, thank you. It stands for something.

Like I'm soothing to them? Yes. Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. Anal C, bitch. Mostly rancid. Nice. Wow. God, you should be a rapper. While Kayla pulls up the leaderboard, we will go to Clauda Cronin.

Love the coverage and the analysis this past four days. Ye are the best. She comes from 1562. Okay. What is this drama that you are referencing, Mr. Self? So if you scroll down to good dudes and you scroll over to their workout on holds and climbs, their initial time was. Where are we at? Where are we at?

Good dudes. Good dudes. No, that's not holding climb zoom out. That's holding climbs or scroll. Sorry. Scroll back. Not to holds and climbs to

sync up and squat. Sync up and squat. Yeah. So their time, they had two minutes added to that workout to why it was 1158 and which would have put them in added to that workout. Two minutes? Oh, why? It was 11.58, which would have put them in fourth for that workout.

And now it is 13.58, and that is why they dropped so far. Oh, why was two minutes added to their time? No idea. I just got that sent to me in the DMs. Somebody noticed it, and we're not sure cloda cloda cloda cloda cloda cloda cloda oh irish okay and ireland all right cloda uh who wouldn't want sevan se Creeper whispering their name in their ears? Hi, Marissa Sharp. I'm President Biden.

I'm here. Don't worry. You're safe. You're safe. Okay. Maybe we can text Brian Friend a link and we can find out. Can you pull up to leaderboard one more time? Let's see.

Brian, please come on. Brian, please come on. Brian, please come on. They love female. Either one. Who's going first, women or men? Women. Okay, let's do women first. Looks like Kelsey Kiel. She failed. Okay, so

nothing has happened, just so you guys know, on the leaderboard between first and second place. Team BPN took first place in, on the leaderboard between first and second place. Team BPN took first place in the last workout and the Doders took second place. Is that correct? Say again? Yes. Okay.

So the point change has not changed at all. I also think that it was the Humble Killers who were in third place. killers who were in third place so basically what we have here is uh we're gonna see a little bit of a fight here between the humble killers and the all-american girls who is the strongest team on this uh out of these uh four teams here first through fourth all-american girls okay so this is a good event for him no no no no probably i don't know they're all pretty even team bpn i think tp bpn might i think it's the strongest but it just depends who who just who plays what because all american girls are the strongest but except for christy aramo but christy aramo is really strong for – she has a really strong squat.

So I would probably edge on All-American girls, but them, the Daughters, and TBPN, they're all pretty strong. Katrin's not very strong. But she – you can – but shoulder overhead she might be. I don't think she's stronger than Jamie Green. I think we'll see. I think they're close. I think we'll see Gabby Magala hit the front squat for the shoulder to overhead.

Jamie Green probably will hit the front squat. And then Laura Horvath's going to overhead squat. See, Katrin has a decent overhead squat, especially if it's a three rep. Her snatch is her best lift. But it's nowhere near Laura Horvath's, though. It's near Jamie Green's, though. And what what they have to take into account is your ability to overhead squat more than an ex-athlete marginally is probably not going to give you as big of a point increase as your ability to squat or front squat more than the next athlete like think about

laura horvath's ability to to rep front squat more than catrons that's 50 pounds yeah no no for sure i i'm just saying versus the all-american girls though you can't just think laura warbath stronger than everybody so they're going to be better um i think it's going to be closer than you think maybe not between the daughters but between all-american girls and bpn i do want to say this also a little bit of drama a little bit of drama i want to add to the fire here in 10th place is a team called queens of the north and on that team is a chloe gavon david uh freya moose bruger and kyra milligan they are barely uh they are only eight points ahead of the Invictus chicks fighting for the cut. So,

there's that. Oh, hold on. I have to take this phone call. It's my nephew. Hey. Yo, are y'all heading to the bowling alley? I'm on the podcast. The family headed to the bowling alley. Dude, I hate

bowling. Why? I fucking hate bowling, dude i hate bowling okay why i fucking hate bowling dude you put those stinky ass shoes on it's basically hold on hold on hold on uh please susan can we listen to this guy i do want to hear that though i do want to hear that okay can we hear this guy susan unmute yourself oh okay so we have a problem here this isn't the top heat this is one of the ass seats still Correct. Heat. Lanes per heat. Does that make it four heats total then?

Six heats total. Six heats? Don't touch me, bitch. All right, give me one second here, Susan. Heidi, can you hear me heidi hi hi hey let me ask you this have any of the men gone yet any of the men ass eats nope this is just the second women's oh son of a bitch okay thank you shit i could be i could be i could be bowling right now would you really want to be bowling right now, though? Yes. Listen to this.

This guy fucked Taylor up. Listen to this. Can we get Taylor on the Cuck-a-Tootery podcast to talk about non-CrossFit? Wow. Not even Cock-ootery. I think that's a compliment, Fuckface, because he says I'm so intelligent and so well-read across a broad range of spectrums and topics that I could hold my own talking about cocks and cheese. No, no. No, no.

Cuckootery means – I know what cuck means. You don't know shit. Cuck means you like to watch your wife fuck other men. Or maybe you're on the other end of it. Maybe you're the guy who they call in. Tom, can you – for another $5, Tom, can you clarify, please? He's the pole or the cock.

Oh, this show. This show. Look at that girl left during the briefing. She's out. Hey, are those girls drinking their energy drinks too soon? Or is now the time to load up? Probably too soon. Too soon.

Also, German, you guys didn't get up to 500 bucks. If you send seven on 500 bucks, I'll shave it live. Wow. Wow. When would you drink your pre-workout or energy drink before something like this? I'd sip on it probably with 15 minutes to go. I don't know.

It depends on the thing about water palooza is you're in the corral a fucking hour. Sometimes you're in the corral five minutes. Do you just carry it with you until you got on the floor? I wouldn't still be consuming it on the floor that girl in the red shirt back there was doing the same thing i like to do i like to do this too i did 200 push-ups yesterday for time oh really my chest is sore always not hand release but

let me ask you how would you approach this workout for somebody who's more conditioned how they would approach this 20 minute amrap 20 power snatches 75 pounds or 16 power snatches 75 pounds

16 burpee box jump overs 16 thrusters 25 pounds on the thruster Or 16 power snatches, 75 pounds, 16 burpee box jump overs, 16 thrusters. 75 pounds on the thruster? 75 pounds on the barbell. 16 power snatches, 16 burpee box jump overs, 16 thrusters. What do you mean, how would you approach it? Like, would you pace it or just go balls to the wall? 20-minute AMRAP, I'd probably want to not drop the bar at any point in the workout and so i'd probably just pace my burpees accordingly to let me go unbroken and

move fast on the barbell give me a second to think about it okay hey what gives there since i'm so fucking clueless about metabolic conditioning versus musculature, what would give first your engine or your grip? Conditioning for sure. And I think more than likely. Condition is how good you are at that workout. More than likely how slow you go on the burpees determines the workout. So I think probably it would make sense to break the power snatches just because it's easy to pick up um and probably break

the thrusters in two and just keep like uh like i would try to i would think i would try to keep my 20 what was that workout 20.2 21.2 pace on the burpees the burpee box over dumbbell snatch 21 uh 22.1 22.1 21.2 you're right. Yeah. Yeah. 17.1 is what you're talking about. Yeah. Step up, jump over, step down, but just really fast on the burpees and stay steady on the burpees. You're going to lose more time going slow on 16 burpee box jump overs than breaking the barbell a little bit. Hey guys.

So this workout here that you're about to see, um, it's, there's three different lifts. One of them is like three reps. One of them's two reps and one's one rep. What's the three rep lift? Overhead squat. Okay. One of them is two reps, and one is one rep. What's the three-rep lift? Overhead squat. Okay, so overhead squat is the three-rep. What's the two-rep lift? Front squat.

Okay, front squat. That's when it's racked on your shoulders. And then what's the one-rep lift? Shoulder to overhead. Okay. Do we like this? Do we wish one of them would have been a deadlift or a back squat? Or do we like this?

I mean, it's fine. I think it's fine. Why not do overhead squat, front squat, and then back squat? Or do all the squats? Zerker, zerker, zercher, zercher squat, zercher. I think they're giving athletes the opportunity who competed both individual and team to avoid things that they feel like are a little beat up potentially. Yeah, if it's back squat, back squat and front squat are two alike. If you have a really good back squat, chances are you have a really good front squat.

That's not the case for overhead squat and front squat. And then shoulder overhead is a different movement. So you can pick your weakness. Each athlete can pick what they're the best at. If it's a back squat and front squat, then, I mean, they're two of kind of the same lift. They're different, but, I mean, if you're good at one, you're going to be good at the other.

What does that mean? What? This girl's comment. They have no fucking clue what they're doing. Wow. The girls loading the bar on the elite team right now have no fucking clue what they're doing. God, I wish I knew what you were talking about, but I don't. They're doing their best.

Well, it's a shorty bar, so she's talking about math. I think it's complicated because you don't know what version short bar you have. I don't think it's a shorty bar. Oh, wow. Their stream is up. I just put their stream up this looks impressive wow it looks like a regular women's bar oh wow there's no way she stands this next one up oh yeah she will oh wow i think that's uh christine middleton my middle name is middleton she did 313 on the one rep max front squat but i believe that was 305 what you just did there oh oh

if it's not christine middleton i'm sorry i just i don't know anybody else that's strong she's the only one what lane is that john Do you know? I do not. Let me see if I can find it. Maybe the Heidi cam knows. It's either lane two or lane 18. You know what I mean? It's like the second one to an outside. Hey, look at the size discrepancy in girls on this team.

What do you think when you just see the little girl with the white top on back there compared to this girl in the gray squatting? What do you think she does, the little girl does? You think she does squat? Is that the girl with the Fran world record? I think so. Oh, maybe. You know who I'm talking about? Yes. Yeah, Marissa Flowers. Yeah, that's her, dude. Wow. Let's look at the

team roster. What? Am I on the right same stream as you guys i don't see a little girl no we're not on omegle john hey i'll put it oh shit here i'm putting it in the live chat johnny put it i put it in a live chat oh who was right marissa flowers you're right wow good job she's a That was a savage Fran time. Oh, that one, which girl's from Panama? Anastasia? The one with the braids, I think.

The one with the mohawk? Oh, yeah, she did change her hair. That's right. Wow, that's crazy if that chick's really from Panama. That's amazing. She is tiny they are savages yeah she's like four foot ten um i went to a competition that she hosted like a week ago and she's very very very small she owns a gym or yeah uh she uh crossfit ktx awesome What does that stand for? It's in Katy, Texas.

So. Ah, okay. Or KTX Fitness, you know, something like that. They're not affiliated? I don't think so. Ah. Opinion. Can we talk about SMTP?

Taylor Self has put training on another level. No, that's enough. Right there. You just said it. That's plenty. That's it. That's plenty. That's it. Hey, the taller athlete should get credit for taking the bar off the rack since it's pretty much a front squat.

If you're on Melissa Flowers' team and you're over 5'10", yeah, because the rack's got to probably be freaking three and a half feet off the ground. So they have to just pick one setting for that rack? I don't know. Maybe they can adjust it. Hey, when was the last time you dropped in at a CrossFit gym, Seban, and worked out? I can't even remember.

I mean, I'm sure. I doubt I go more than a year. I can't even remember let me think hold on at least six months for me yeah you have an excuse you go to a crossfit gym every day you go to a real crossfit gym an og gym it's funny oh i i i went to a crossfit gym and uh supported a competition uh between uh first responders uh, first responders, uh, less than, I don't know, like a month ago. How's that? Does that count or do I have to work out? No, that's fine. I get it. I get it. I get a 50%. I was at Amundsen's gym. Uh, it was a SWAT team versus ambulance versus fire. It was pretty cool. Yeah. It was pretty cool. I love when they do

that. It was, uh, yeah, it was good it was a good good thing and no one even had to twist my arm to go although it was weird getting out of the house for me i'm not gonna tell you like when i do stuff that's out of my like loop it's fucking weird seeing people is weird for me here's the no i i've never gone and worked out with rosemary i probably should whenever my sister's in town she goes goes to Annie Sakamoto's gym. I definitely should. I'm not sure if I'm scared of people. I might be.

I definitely wasn't a year ago, but now after being trapped in this room for years, some shit may have crept in that I don't know about. Here are the lane assignments for this next heat. Wow, so we have way more than just three heats six heats of each division yeah the females and then the men yeah six each i don't know ken if ken i don't know if my mom would uh like it i see my mom so much she probably thinks the gym is the only place she can get away from me. Is that Kelly Jackson they just had on the stream?

Kelly something? No, it's not Kelly Jackson. It's Rachel. I get them confused, too. It's Rachel Martinez. No, not who they're showing now. They were just showing someone else. Oh.

The girl with the buns. She has the white top on and the, like, this girl, Princess Leia Buns, almost. That's her name? Kelly Jackson and Rachel... Kelly Stone. Oh, okay. Kelly Jackson and Rachel Martinez are long retired, right? Yeah, this girl is, like, I think a perennial bubble.

Bubble meaning, like, a semifinal bubble. I don't think... i don't know maybe not might be mixed up here uh so these girls that were watching lift now um there's some of these girls are basically some of these teams are fighting for their life this is the these guys are uh have a chance to make it above the cut right i don't think so oh so there's a really this isn't the why how many heats are there there's six heats and this is heat three so heat four and two two is on the cut line we came back too early fuck god damn it we have 12 fucking heats to go dude nine heats to go uh kelly stone

omnia i've definitely heard of that jim uh sebon prefers to work other people's moms fair fair true facts uh aaron c excellent work guys the sebon podcast is an equal mix of content which is instructive and comical thank you for the uh fodder put this 20 towards making it organic team's cut to 10 for the last event. Yes. Miss Allison Crick. Thank you. I was just hoping that I was just hoping that this,

this, these were the teams that were like 10 through 20th, but they're, they're not. It's, it's, it's, they're worse than that.

I think Simon Hernandez, two 20 for the stone. Holy shit. than that, I think. Simon Hernandez, 220 for the stone. Holy shit. That's a good front squat for a girl? No, that was 205, I believe. Oh, here we go. Sevan, Rachel Martinez is now a tier athlete rep. Oh, shit.

That's cool. What does that mean? She works there and she's like the liaison between tier and athletes? She'd be great at that. We got 255 that we're looking at right now. They only get two attempts per lift? I don't think they get two. Yeah, they get two. Oh, okay.

What does that mean? You put your max amount on the front squat you fail it and you take off 10 pounds and try again or or you start with something easy you're saying uh you start with a hard a hard to rep but it's something that you feel confident you're going to hit and then the next one you take a chance you need to get a damage score like something you can control damage score like wait in the bank first so okay if i fail my next one at least i got that and if you fail your next one you have something i don't think so you guys have it all wrong it's not championship mindset kelly stone had a blue a green a 10 you go unless it was a 15 unless it was a 15 if it was a 15 and she was at 220 you go big you go you go five pounds over your pr you believe in yourself

uh was that you caleb or is that yeah that was caleb okay Is that just a flyby at the base there? Hey, dude. That girl is so thin. That girl who just put 200 overhead. It'd be interesting to see what Tola does from the shoulder to overhead. Yeah.

You think Tola's going shoulder to overhead? Yeah. I think they get more points if he squats. I don't know. I think BKG can do like 385. I like it when I see someone put a comment that's supposed to be in our thread on the Guadalupe Luzer thread on accident. it's supposed to be in our thread on the uh on the gate on the guadalupalooza thread on accident i think the boys i i've seen noah jerk 400

like corbano just meant to post on our thread but he accidentally posted in the uh guadalupalooza that he said i love how someone always says the opposite of taylor but i'm pretty sure that was supposed to be in here yeah yeah see see i put it in the wrong fight he's got two windows open uh you can't even say the word fuck man hey corbano you could never have two girlfriends you'd fuck that up they'd find out about each other in a fucking minute you better just stick to one you better just try to manage one you can't even manage two chat windows my goodness oh yeah look at everyone just piling on mr corbano uh uh clint cloping uh noah is strong as hell

yeah i mean no Noah can go anywhere, right? No, I mean, I know Chandler. They're all strong as hell. I'm pretty sure Chandler's snatch balance, like 375 or something, like something insane on an overhead squat. And Noah's jerked 400, and Travis is probably the strongest squatter because he's got the highest squat clean. They're putting Travis on front squat.

Noah's definitely going to do overhead squat, and I think Travis or Chandler will do shoulder overhead or flop Noah and Chandler. Yeah, no, I mean... Oh, this is a beautiful shot. How come this is the first time we've seen this shot you guys should we complain about the stream again because they fucking suck no but this is a great shot keep going back to that wide shot guys we everyone wants to see the wide shot i mean i like to see

a fail as much as the next person but that's beautiful uh so they're they're not all on the same lifts or they are how could someone have 305 on and someone have 195 on? Is that really the discrepancy in strength we're dealing with here? I think that's a placard issue. Okay. Oh, wow, wow. God, those girls are strong. I thought she was going to lose the weight, the red on that clean.

Yeah, Chandler overhead squatted 385, and his shoulder to overhead is not great as far as a jerk goes. Chandler will be their overhead squatter. They're going to be hard to beat. All three of them are just because Noah has a really good jerk and just the jerk itself wad zombie i want to have a mustache mustache like taylor when i grow up eric weiss a ginger stash are you sure it's pretty dope fuck you eric uh christian leon i have heard crazy shit a friend of mine who's a cop was at the house last night and he told me some crazy shit about felton yeah is that

in california yeah it's like the hippie town here it's like where there's well it used to be the hippie town now it's kind of like everything's gone back you know we're in a backwards world it's gone like a little meth town. Fucking flood them out. Wow. Look at this girl's legs. Who's this school? That's West chase. Wow.

Hey, that was all muscle. No explosion. Hey, she needs to be quicker than that, right? She could probably use a little bit more of a dip, but she's so long. It might not benefit her. Yeah. Felton's up in the Redwoods. If you,

it is a full, it's a legit forest, that town, like legit forest, like Redwood Nutsville, like on the hottest day of the year, the floor there is still 52 degrees. I mean,

it is a shady place and uh and supposedly a couple years ago they had a fire there and now when it rains the entire town um i think they evacuated the town same with montecito california if you guys aren't familiar with montecito california a couple years ago it's one of the wealthiest towns in the world a couple years ago they had mudslides there and killed a shitload of people swept them into the ocean from up high and i think i heard they evacuated that town too i mean we are getting a lot of rain a lot of rain that's good for california don't you guys like fuck the earth dry with your almond trees and all that other shit dude we fucked the earth dry i'm so happy i'm so happy uh dick butter hippie communities always turn into meth communities you know what

it might be the evolution it's kind of like uh libtards always end up turning into fascists it could be or they abandon like me i was a libtard and i exited stage left but maybe um maybe you're right maybe that is part of the evolution peace loving hippie then meth head, and then fascist. Maybe there's some sort of – there's no reason to reinvent the wheel. It's always the same shit over and over going on. Man, you know your Dave Castro trivia. If the Dolphins are playing, he's definitely watching the Dolphins. Okay. For some reason, they've put up the leaderboard, which makes me think maybe the final heat is coming out. Let's check out the Sousa cam and see what's going on.

That looks like it's Gabby Magawa, which the rest of my friends cannot pronounce correctly. They keep calling her Maggie Magala. There's Kristoff. It must be cold. He has his hands in his pocket and his sweatshirt what's up Sousa yo yeah this is the I think the final heat of women here warming up now I love it everyone

looks strong and happy yeah absolutely you can see they're just slowly warming up Ariel was making a joke earlier that they they're putting Dylan to work here. He is power cleaning up all the way after they got him. Look at that. So well executed.

Is that Dylan or Guido? Oh, that's Guido. No, no, no. That's Dylan. Dylan who? Ariel's husband. Oh, he did get yoked. Yeah, he is yoked.

Look at him. He just cleaned that up like no problem at all i might hit a pr today he's going he's going for a pr that's what really he's going dad dude that's fucking ryan fisher's uh little brother sorry big brother. Dylan, change the weights. Wow. He's strong. I always liked Ariel Doan because I always presumed her husband was weaker than her.

Well, that's all fucked up now. Yeah, no, not a chance. Still in check. Jake Marconi there. Programmer for HWPO. And they just got the call over the loudspeaker. they'll be walking across campus in uh two minutes to position themselves at the athlete briefing tent who is the guy right there in the green oh you guys recognize this the champ oh look at the champ holy shit there he is just

hanging out doing his thing who is that behind him walking behind him with the white hat? I don't recognize him. All right. A little dog training over on this side here. Oh, so that person's not even a CrossFitter, probably. He just wandered in, actually. They left this whole site completely open. So, no, I'm just kidding. That's what they did last year.

There were people who just wandered in last year. No, I'm just kidding. That's what they did last year. There were people who just wandered in last year. So it looks like the women are all headed over to the check-in area now. So we'll go follow them in the check-in area. They really started beefing up security as the final heats were getting ready to go. So there's a whole line. Let me get this through in a minute here.

They have to go all the way, like right through the heart of vendor village and everything else to get to that, um, athlete briefing area. Pedro. Yeah. Pedro from coffee pods and wads. Got a couple more guys. So there's a couple of different heats, uh, warming up here. It looks like the first heat of male teams is also kind of following it right behind him. So we'll go catch up with our ladies here.

We're going to get on the move emoji over the face. Oh, thank you. Perfect. Good job. How's it, is it, is it bouncing around a lot? No, why you're not, you don't have to gimbal. No, it's nice. No, I do. I do. I do. I'm like running. It's like, I'm moving on crazy. Oh dude. It's perfectly smooth. no one would ever know you're running beautiful except for when i stop and i'm like heaving out of breath in the microphone no it's good okay and look at people just leaving their backpacks and all that shit just out that's just just athletes oh yeah yeah there's a whole like if you go to the grass like no it's like a whole picnic area like camps are set up same with this whole side you

guys can see and was that annie to your left right there she's right in front walking down we're going into the dog whistle all right i was afraid in front of you is that sigurd's daughter and uh yepstrom or Emma McQuaid? Yep. I'll take that. We're going to jump the gap. Yeah, even then when you did that, it was smooth.

Oh, yeah. I just jumped down that. Yeah, that's smooth. There we go. So then they come over here and this is where they check in and make sure that they have everybody. Okay, so they're already getting, are they getting a little briefing already? No, not quite. No, no. This is just gathering all of them. So they'll gather

everybody here. And then after they gather everybody here, they'll follow them all in a line and then we'll make the march across Bender Village. Lexus Raptus, Christine Kolenbrander, Fee Sagafi. lexus raptus uh christine colin brander fisa goffy see they all get on the podcast so they want to or not huh yeah they they all want to don't don't get it twisted no means yes

and who are these boys to the left here? I see some media guys, but if you look... Who are we on? My left here? Yeah. Oh, teens. Teens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Teen males.

And then, yeah, so they gather them all here. There's a briefing. Can you get behind the lady who's giving the briefing, maybe, and we could hear? Yeah. She's not really giving a briefing. They're just making sure that they have everybody. Okay. Here we go. Now they're walking. So they got to stay in a tight formation.

Let's swing over to the opposite side. And I almost fell over that trash can. We never even noticed. Never even noticed. I can't tell you how happy this makes me. This is so cool. What a great vantage point. This would never happen in any of the four major sports Elite athletes walking with everyone Gary Pierce That's because CrossFit fans are different

Than NFL or baseball or soccer fans You guys think it's an issue that these ladies are walking back like five six steps before they actually start their lift walking for what say that again like when they unrack the bar they're dropping back like four or five six steps before they actually initiate their lift i think that's a safety concern. Yeah, if you guys heard in the briefing, they have to clear a piece of tape on the ground. And they made that very clear.

I don't know how well you guys can hear the guy in front of that tent, but he was saying when you unwrap, you've got to step back. There'll be a couple steps. Look for the tape line. That'll clear you to be able to do your lift. Oh, I see it now. Okay, I had heard him say that. I didn't understand what he was saying.

Now it all makes sense. Thanks, Susan, for clarifying. The reason for that is you see the stands on the squat rack. See where she dropped her weights? If she had dropped that weight and stepped forward, the weights would have hit that stand, the leg of that stand, and bounced back into her or into another athlete. Gotcha.

This looks retarded. Oh, okay. They got it. Nice work, Taylor. Look at you putting in the – you don't have to do that. Taylor doesn't have to do that, and yet he goes the extra mile to provide. Calling her a retard? No, just pulling up that shot.

I know you had to push some buttons but it's okay oh oh shit all right fuck taylor then uh justin h i have a friend at wadapalooza sent him over to paper street to pick up a ceo shirt supporting the cause keep up the good work thanks dude that will put a three percent on all your lifts and it will make your penis penis one inch longer wearing that uh shirt and i apologize if that's not something you want uh and thicker and thicker just a little bit thicker and one inch longer what would your dick look like if it didn't get any thicker but it just got one inch okay tuna can't hey go back over susan go back over go

back over to the right i want to do some clothing who is this with uh with that ponytail in her hair right there uh with the blue shorts on that team who's that who's that right there that back oh yeah the back of that shirt is amazing scuds always has the best clothes crazy just those straps like that is amazing. Scuds always has the best clothes. Crazy. Just those straps like that. Hey, I like it when people take a peep at you and look away. It's very interesting. Very interesting.

No, Jessica will not make yours bigger. I'm sorry. The shirt only has its limits. Katie, she looks topless. Oh, Scudge is born primitive. Okay. Hey, it's funny.

I was on their website. I think it was born primitive, and they had some, what was it, tier. I can't remember. Someone had some amazing one-piece bathing suits for women. And I was showing them to my wife and she's like, are you saying I need to be in a one-piece? I'm like, no, not at all. I'm just saying these are nice one-pieces if you're going to backwards it'll make your nose grow that is correct and that is what happened to me i put it on backwards do not put the uh ceo shirt on backwards will grow your nose instead of your penis okay they are saying we are behind how can we be behind? I think we're ahead. Yeah, we're ahead. You are actually seeing the elite team, the only exclusive footage from the Sevan podcast of the elite team being briefed in the corral. And, oh, okay, I see what he's saying.

Basically, this person's confused because you're saying, okay, I see what you're saying. Basically, this person's confused because you're saying, okay, I see what you're saying. There's a team taking the floor right now. Yep, this is Heat 4 of 38. And it has Sarah Sigmund's daughter in it. Yeah, they have this line tight. So they'll walk them in. They'll load one Heat in queue here.

They'll roll the other Heat in at the same time that heat that just finished came out. Then they'll bring it to the floor. So in order to keep that timeline, they are moving them very quickly. Yeah, they're on heat five. What we're looking at is heat six. Yeah, maybe it is that. Maybe it was born primitive swimwear. Okay.

So I understand why you thought we were behind because you're seeing athletes walk out onto the floor. But no, we are just actually a little bit ahead oh and it's the invictus chicks uh are this chicks p10 performance sarah's team the russian team patient men's team um and these girls are all trying to make the cut they're all um trying to make the top 10 yeah it's right well well said john especially that those invictus chicks in queens of the trying to make the top 10. Yeah, right. Well said, John, especially that those Invictus Chicks and Queens of the North, I think, are just the two placings out. Queens of the North is 10th, tied with P10 Performance, who's 9th,

and then Invictus Chicks are eight points behind them. Misfits is three points behind them. It's probably down to those 12 teams unless the russian girls get for gonna get a first place okay so queens of the north is in 10th place and evictus chicks are in 11th place uh sean and uh chase are sharing that information right now like you said p10 performance well said john sorry I'm just repeating what you're saying, right? Yeah. Are the best lifts in that final heat? It's hard to say.

Generally speaking, I think as a general rule, yes. You're going to see Kira Milligan put up a really, really heavy weight. I think you'll see Sydney McAllishan put up a super heavy weight. I think you'll see Andrea Nistler put up a very heavy weight. But otherwise, Brooke Wells, Amanda Bonhart, Laura Horvath, Mal O'Brien, Annie Thoris' daughter, all those athletes are extremely strong. But it's impossible to say because none of those girls are as strong as Kelsey Keel. None of those girls are as strong as Christine Middleton. There's athletes that we don't know about that are not as fit as them that are stronger than them. Kelsey Keel failed one of her attempts, so I don't know that she got a great rating.

She's currently in second place for 7.05. Okay. What about Christine Kohlenbrander? She's also really strong. Very strong, yep. First place is Conqueror's BBC, and I wouldn't be surprised. Yep, and that's Christine Middleton's team. Oh, shit.

What's going on with this girl that's in the front here? She couldn't lock out her overhead squat? girl that's in the front here she she couldn't lock out her overhead squat hey i need to know that girl's name that's on the ground behind her kneeling down with the p on her shirt what's that girl's name page simenza i don't know that oh okay okay yep yeah it is it's page simenza oh am i behind holy shit holy shit are y'all looking at sarah no i'm watching the girl who they were i cannot believe that was the craziest she did two overhead squats and then it looked like she was going to re-rack it and then page is like yo bitch you got one more and so she had to go out there and readjust and do one more sarah failed and what do you think about this cockeyed lift that cindy mccullish is doing you okay with that

that's just the way it is the chandler 195 215 i believe that's 215 pounds oh my goodness i don't like that either okay here we go here's emily from invictus chicks this is 260 no yeah wow do you think we'll see any peeing pelvic floor dropping oh yeah i mean yeah i think we will yes way to fight way to fight okay so only two two front squats Yep. Joe P., just chilling with his rollerblades on. Is he wearing rollerblades in that photo? Anyone? Anyone?

In 260s, pretty big. No rollerblades. Black and gold CEO shirt on, cleaning my affiliate, listening to the best commentary in the game. Thanks, boys and Heidi. What's your affiliate, Joe? Got to get and heidi what's your affiliate joe gotta get you on what's your affiliate joe p thanks for the loot dude uh aaron c yes invictus chicks are crazy hot i i agree it is nuts nutso nutso nutso christine middleton while we're on the subject of her um she won the one rep

max front squat with three fit 313 worldwide oh in in the open in quarterfinals uh sarah didn't fail you guys are out of your fucking mind anyone gonna shit themselves always going to the next level on the seven podcast thank you james i'm sorry that one of us didn't say that out of your fucking mind. Anyone going to shit themselves? Always going to the next level. On the Sevan podcast, thank you, James. I'm sorry that one of us didn't say that. Okay, Weiss killing it. Safe lift, right? 2.15.

I wouldn't call that killing it. But safe lift, that's the young Weiss, right? That's the alley? Correct, yes. It looked like Mooseburger was about to lift, and then they switched to someone re-whacking, re-whacking, re- You got your Elmer Fudd going. Re-wracking the weights. weights okay here's my girl one of the invictus chicks miss stalwood is that her name stalwood yep laws stalwood laws is her first name like laws her first name is lauren but i think she has got laws. Okay. Wow, way to

fuck up a good lift, letting Dan Bailey commentate it. 190 on the bar for her. Oh my goodness. And who's this girl in the foreground? Misfit or in the backpack? Misfit. Is that Caroline Connors?

No, I don't think so. Give me a minute. I think it is, man. She's on a mission. Caroline Connors with the lift. Oh, yeah. They're excited. Where's Freya?

How do you pronounce her name, Savon? Misogyny? Moosebroker? I'm just picking it, Savon. No, I'm looking at the comments here. Corbano's going to war with people in the comments. In the YouTube chat? Yeah. Someone wrote, everyone should go watch Sevan commentary.

Someone wrote, can't stand him. Someone said, I don't like him. Steven said, you must be sensitive. Then someone gave a camel emoji. I think I'm an Arab. And then someone wrote, Seban is not for everyone. And then someone said, his voice is annoying. And then someone said, so is your mom's.

Corvino. 278. Wow. Massive. That was great. Milligan? Yep. She looks strong.

yeah she looks strong inviting all the shit talkers hey this is um uh this is where we need uh maybe a change in the leaderboard here with just a this is one of those where we need a compilation of all the best lifts from all the heats right just Just up there on the board permanently, kind of? Yeah, I mean, it'd be nice to have a ticker with the weights to beat and then weights that people have succeeded on in this heat. They did it for the total in the games. I thought the way that looked was really, really well done. Okay. Let's switch over. Well, I guess we don't have to switch over. It's on our screen. You're watching the Matt Souza cam.

Let's hear from Matt Souza for a second. Okay. Here we go. Huh? Yep. They're headed out to the floor now. It was funny. They were kind of smiles a little bit and then i was like they got closer to the event start especially now they're in the crowd it's like all serious faces so they'll line them up here they push them over to the side the other people exit as soon as these exit these ladies take the point uh susan can you go in there with them? Negative. And do they know what the best lifts are when they go in there? I don't think so.

I mean, unless some of them have access to a phone, like they're in the same situation I am. I mean, you remember how it is, right? When you're outside these events, running back and forth between the corral, the water barrier, it's really tough to keep up. But I think that's what a lot of their coaches do, right? They're probably monitoring it. They're watching it warm up.

They're giving it some numbers. So at least they have some sort of reference. At least I would imagine so. Let me ask you guys this, John and Taylor. Is it important for these guys to know what the lifts are? Do you think that they're briefed? Hey, the best front squat, the best overhead squat, and the breast, shoulder, overhead,

that they're told what they are when they get out there? They're definitely not told what they are by any of the event staff. Yeah, that kind of sucks, right? Their coaches might know and tell them, but there's no way of them knowing. Hey, Sousa, I saw Snorri in there. If Snorri can get in there, You can get in there. Media is more important than any management because we're what grows the sport.

The powers to be are with me, sir. The powers to be are with me. To your left or to your right, can you casually pan over like you're scratching your balls or something? One of them is processing here, and then one of them will be directly behind you there.

We got one more event, and we'll see what we can do on the last event. Okay. Let's go over to the Heidi cam and see what's going on with Miss Kroom. Heidi. Hi. Is there a live commentator on the floor like at the at the games and whatnot like someone who's like in two minutes two minutes uh yes there is and they're not addressing everyone's lift it's mostly the people who are lifting the highest amount in each uh individual lift and i

just wanted to have a comment that the team daughters they had a cell phone right here and they were looking at it as they were walking up and calculating um and discussing amongst each other it looked like how much they were going to lift according to whatever they were looking at on the phone okay and so let me do the commentators say um uh the floor commentators hey the best lift today is the front squad alex Raptus, the best lift. So will they do they say that? So at least the athletes can hear it that way. I think the only thing I've heard is that if someone in the current heat, like, for example, if, say, Sarah Sigmundsdottir is going to lift the highest of the day, he'll say, oh, this is the highest of the day. going to lift the highest of the day he'll say oh this is the highest of the day but he's not saying like hey guys just so you know so and so one minute lifted this about so they're not like

discussing it in what happened in prior heats okay uh so so thank you heidi hey so basically what you need uh taylor and john is you need someone there right to uh you need your your manager or your coach to be watching or is it even important or is it one of those things no it's not seven you don't understand we just do the best we can do we don't care what other people's lifts are no it's important to know numbers it's important you can put a throw a one pounder on so christine So Christine Middleton hit 310 on her front squat. Wow. Okay. Oh, okay. And Mr. Cozy Rev has a good point here. They were converting pounds to kilograms.

Mal was not doing that, I promise you. Right. But I think that's an astute observation. I think Annie's talked about having to do that a lot. Another beautiful shot. If you go over to the Tina Hill streams from Wadapalooza, nice wide shot. about having to do that a lot. Another beautiful shot if you go over to the Tina Hill streams from Wadapalooza. Nice wide shot.

Allison Scuds, she's got to be proud of herself. Her team is in the top 10 above the cut line right now. Aspiring games athlete, head of the demo team for the CrossFit Games two or three years in a row. I've been to the ranch many times where I've seen her test workouts.

A favorite tester of Mr. Dave Castro's back in the day. Okay. I think Laura has 235 loaded. What's this first lift they're doing, guys? Overhead squat. And for how many reps? Three. Three reps.

Overhead squat. Give us the wide angle. Charlie, give us the wide angle, buddy. Wide angle, wide angle. I don't know why we're watching this girl. I know she does not have the most weight out of the heat. And what is Scud's looking at there? When she's focused, what do you look at when you're overhead squatting?

What's she looking at? Just pick someone in the audience or nothing? Fantastic coverage of Laura Horvath re-racking the bar fantastic coverage i try to pick a point that's about eye level just something that's fixed and try to stare at that hey that's anything is that narrow for laura for how big she is that i would say is kind of a moderate grip it's not it's not a snatch grip it's also not a clean grip it's somewhere in the middle it's like that perfect to me that's how i overhead squat i take my snatch grip my clean grip i go slightly in the middle because you get kind of the best of both worlds you don't need so much shoulder mobility as a

clean grip but you get a lot more shoulder stability than a snatch grip hey people's face completely transforms when they're doing heavy lifts yeah they look like frogs with some sort of frog disease like i didn't even recognize scuds with that weight over let's watch this look do you think she makes a lifting face malin brian i don't think she makes front squats. Oh my God. No face at all. Okay. So they're not dilly dallying at all. So, so basically I didn't understand how this went.

Basically you get one shot at your lift and then it rotates to the next lift. And so you get a little break before your second lift attempt at whatever your lift was overhead squat, front squat or shoulder overhead. Okay. I got it. That was pretty impressive for Mal i was 240 like to make it look that easy what's she way she probably 135 35 yeah

the bpn team they're not changing their weights at all laura did the weight and then gabby and then uh jamie did the weight and now gabby's same way they're still the same way uh hey this is even more impressive if they're referencing mal they said uh nate williams is saying he thinks it was 251 251 no that would be for laura's team okay unless i mean no they're saying it's for mal it wasn't loaded up like that though uh simon hernandez 251 per uh for mal pershani giving credit where credit is due annie thor's daughter oh they got all that change weight on there yeah i didn't see those okay so annie just got that was a shouldered overhead a little shaky right wow look at that game face uh catrin has on she looks serious

catrin could be like in a robin hood movie don't you think like robin hood's girlfriend like with don't can't you see where they can she could be in game of thrones i think i know for sure she could be in game of thrones she's. Oh, for sure. She could be in Game of Thrones. For sure. She's too stately. Like Robin Hood, you get all the fucking dirty, grimy peasants in the woods. Oh, Stallwood. Stallwoods could be in Robin Hood.

Just wake up out of bed and still look hot just rolling out of bed. Stallwood could be. She's not as – like Katrin is like she needs to be in a royal court. Yeah, yeah. She needs to be coiffed a little bit. I see you. What is coiffed? What does that mean? Just like fluffed up a little bit. Like needs a little makeup and like royal court. Yeah, yeah. She needs to be coiffed a little bit. I see you. What is coiffed? What does that mean? Just like, you know, fluffed up a little bit.

Like needs a little makeup and like a hair straightener and shit. It's such a funny word. Hey, but Catra needs a bow and arrow for sure. She could also be like Legolas' older brother maybe. Lord of the Rings. Little Elf. I don't know any of those characters except Gollum. I know what you're saying, Taylor.

I need to rewatch all those. You're a good dude, John. Even if you don't know John, you're a good dude. You just made it up. Is Alexis getting depth? Is Alexis getting depth? Yeah. Is that 245 235

225 24 yes 235 i like her you guys are you guys fans alexis raptus fans she's cool shit right oh yeah definitely if he looks stoked god scott scuds is a good mover man you gotta love this squat look at this taylor oh okay that second rep looked a little shallow uh but man she's a good mover looks good overall but at least she got depth on that one she's wearing lifters and still didn't get depth. Cray. Christine Best right here?

Scott's other teammate? Mm-hmm. Is that right? Yeah. Yep. And this is Fee. Yep. Let it shine.

What are we shining? Fee Sagafi, definitely the best interview I ever did with anyone who was sitting at a Starbucks. She was cool as shit, too. she did her podcast from a starbucks yeah i think so i think i've had her on twice dang this is 255 unless there's change weight on and it's more strong i can't see the size but i think she's even got 0.5s in middle there. Hey, is Colin Brander down there at Brute Strength? Is she with Torres? No. Colin Brander's an HWPO athlete, bro.

Is she actually? Well, I don't think she's on their team, but she follows HWPO Pro. But Fi is down there, right? Yes. Yeah. With Danielle. I keep seeing a lot of pictures of her and Danielle together. Fi Sagavi, 267.

Wow. That is really impressive for how small she is. Who is this? What's this athlete's name? No idea who this is. Elena Buds? Fee with the P. Even if she didn't, that's good.

I like it. Is Colum Brander going overhead squat or shoulder to overhead? Looks like overhead squat. I think Alexis did the overhead squat i think alexis did the overhead squat though oh okay okay this is sort of overhead what we're looking at right now christine looks lean doesn't she she looks leaner than zello's games that's 145 plus 72 15 plus Oh, my God. 245, 250. Oh. What's up, Heidi? Talk to us. Or is it Sousa? Sousa, what's up?

No, I was just going to say, if you guys switch cameras about shot, you thought yesterday was crowded. Look at this now. It's like, what? What? If anybody in the comments knows the highest total or somebody's total, can you put it up there so we can know what it is in the rankings yeah absolutely oh i don't think that team looks happy

oh oh look at that jerk nice who is that i don't know that girl who is that that's elena butts allison scud's elena buds and. Am I right? Yep, you're correct. Okay. Dude, Scudds picked her up. Scudsy. Okay, so, okay. I got to dog the broadcast a little bit. Listen, people.

We don't know what any of the weights are. Yeah, what the fuck? Like, we need wide shots and, like, we need wide shots and we just need wide shots. Just give us some wide shots. Maybe that's forced so that you'd have to uh listen to them i'm sure uh chase and and sean were were saying what they all are uh let's let's go to heidi maybe she knows she can report for us uh miss croom heidi croom hi hi uh do you know what the uh max lifts were for front squat uh no i do not okay fair enough do you know what the max lifts were for front squat? No, I do not.

Okay, fair enough. Do you know what the max lifts are for shouldered overhead? I don't know what any of the max lifts were. Do you know who the prettiest girl was who was on stage today? No, but, you know, I like what you guys are talking about with Catherine. She's always just like, I don't know, she looks like she's from another planet. Yes, I agree. She's crazy. She she's from another planet. Yes, I agree. She's crazy.

She could be on Star Trek. Yeah. If Jay Leno had an attractive daughter, it would be Katrin Davis. Okay. Playing two. Are you talking about the jaw? Just saying. And four, Mexico. Okay. Are you talking about the jaw? I'm just saying. I just think she would call it Jay Leno.

Okay. Thank you, Heidi. It's just nice hearing your voice. You add value to the show at all times. Unlike me, you don't have an annoying voice. Thank you. Okay. I wonder if we should give Heidi a little stipend money for a bedpan or something.

She could pee in. She just sits in these places for so long. I think Raptus, Cole, and Brander and their third athlete won. Simon Hernandez, the Alexis Raptus team won. They said, who is they? Oh, yeah. Fisa Goffey. Okay. Just the girls.

Sorceress from The Witcher. No, that's too much like Robin Hood. That's too like dirty, grimy, like dusty. Yeah, she's clean. She's a... Go ahead. Oh, my God. Go ahead.

What? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? This, dude. she's it go ahead go ahead what what who what who what this dude i wish i was laying between fee's legs on her front squat holy shit hey you know what you know what's so great about that too is he has a profile picture like there's not even like there's not even like uh it's not even you know what i mean like half the trolls on like on hillar's account they don't even like it's not even you know what I mean? Like half the trolls on like on Hiller's account. They don't even like they're not hiding, man. He's not. Yeah.

Yeah. We weren't laughing at the P. Whoever commented. We're not laughing at the P, bro. It's not. We're laughing at how much he loves the P. Yes. Not at the P and how much he loves the P and how thirsty he is.

And his commitment to his love for fee. He wants to get rid of the stigma. Okay, go ahead, Susan. Talk to me. No, I was going to say, we got some interviews over here. We can piggyback off of the eyes. I was going to say if you guys want to switch camera angles and you know, you were saying earlier, people kind of look at them and they look away. I've leaned into it. And now when I catch the look, I wave and I just want to see what happens.

And so far I'm batting a thousand they all wave back just a little icebreaker just a little icebreaker you know and we don't have to disturb them you just do what you gotta do this is nice even just this is pretty cool just being a voyeur so what are they waiting for now Susa

why don't they like go back to like their like area and like have someone rub their legs and shit like that i think they're literally just waiting for this interview to be over here and so tommy's with uh catcher and mal and annie um doing a little interview and then they're just kind of lining them all up there in a holding pattern and then they'll march them all the way across back to the warm-up area. This guy holding the camera for Tommy. God, that guy used to work at HQ. I can't remember his name.

But when he was an intern, he made this video. God, it was a 100-pound weight loss video of some guy at HQ. It was such a good video, such a good video. But just to talk about how tight it is, they already have one male heat out, another belly here and the other one in queue. So as soon as they bring these women back, you'll see the other men come in. I mean, it's really tight of how they're doing. I mean, actually kudos to everybody, especially all these volunteers that I want to please.

I mean, they run a tight ship and they are organized and communicate well i haven't seen any frantic people running around or anything like that so okay so these female athletes are taking cue from someone now they're like okay we're going to take you out of here and they're being escorted out but not there's no drug testing here right it's not like they had to wait for drug testing or something no they might be waiting for cuts. Look what Sousa just did. Did you guys see that? He's following.

You just got to flow with the crowd, baby. God, you're good. This hair salon in the middle is amazing. It's actually a barbershop. I was thinking about getting trimmed out before we take off here. Yeah, that is amazing. Hair salon barbershop. Think about getting trimmed out before we take off here. Yeah, that is amazing. Yeah, hair salon barbershop.

The group got split. Let's see. Half of our Laura, four of us are running. And then there we are. Hey, lots of compliments on your outfit. Yeah, they're really digging it. Did you do it? You did design it.

Okay, so somebody in the comments said that you design your own stuff. I do. So that is true. Okay. There you have it. Born primitive. That was. Okay. He is. He's a little screamer. Hey, buddy.

Hey, girl. What's up? Congratulations. You look amazing out there. He said, hey, what's up? Congratulations. You look amazing out there. Oh, nice. Wrap up. He said, hey, what's up? Congratulations. You look amazing out there. Oh, nice. See you, Matt. Bye. Miss Scuds. Yes, Clint. I understand.

Miss Scuds. Holy cow. She designed that back. See, I recognize stuff. Yeah, you're right. That was a back. I recognize stuff. I recognize stuff. That was a nice back to her outfit. Is that Cotler or just another bald dude? That's Cotler.

Look at him. He's a proud pappy. He's a proud daddy. he's a busy man he's taking care of a lot of athletes out here not only that but he also takes care of all this he's can't tell you how many times justin's come up to me and said you know hey good anything to do for you guys really cool asuza mal o'brien didn't look smaller than carrie pierce people always talk about how small mal o'brien is but we saw her right there next to Carrie Pierce, and she looks like she might be bigger than Carrie. Yeah, I would probably say that.

Or at least equal in size. Definitely not smaller. Definitely not smaller. Well, let's see. Actually, we can probably get them framed up. So that's Mal O'Brien, you guys, there with the violet pants on, and in the red shorts is Carrie Pierce. Yeah, I would probably say about an inch taller if I were to make a guesstimate from where I'm standing here.

Okay, so here's a good shot. Women are leaving. Here comes the next heat of men right now. Okay. It's funny that they got a guy walking with a sign in the front. Instead of like wide load, it says elite men. It's a pacer. It's a pacer it's a pacer okay boys i am taking a quick uh pee break uh hold down the uh fort um we got it okay

let's update this feed see what's going on with these ladies. Is this the guys? Well, it's still ladies, basically. Ass Heat Men is, you know. Oh, my gosh. Is this Elite? That, man, that is an Elite team. You guys just saw that was Alec and Ben Smith that just walked by right there.

Did you get any update on what's going on with them? We did not. I kind of was given the call to see if they'd make eye contact, which is kind of like the international sign of like it's okay to chat. And no such luck on that path. So usually I don't. When we know it's a sensitive thing like that, I don't pry on it. Unless it's Keith, and then I just go at heart.

Nice. Wow, that guy's trying to fucking steal my thunder. Look at this bald guy taking his lift with a red beard. He looks like you. He needs to dye his shit. He looks like me, but a little uglier. That was fun. Yeah, absolutely. I'd love to.

Oh, 265 is that? Or 275? Yeah, yeah. Okay, there you There you guys. That's maybe the depth the judge gave anyone. And I don't think he's going to hit this one.

Oh, and he makes it. All right. And he's hyped about it. Gosh, I hate, I do not like yelling once you hit a lift.

Least favorite thing. Top three least favorite things oh this is the mexican kid from uh fuck he was at the back yep yeah the dude with no neck the fucking mexican bane this guy's fucking yoked this guy after every event at um whichever he whichever someone you syndicate he would just find the trash can and just start vomiting vigorously no way okay we got 315 he would just fly out of the gate immediately so fast that he would die off in the final like minute or two of the event and just lose like probably five or ten places and when he would come off the floor he would find one of the

dumpsters and just start vomiting all over the place. Did Hiller do a Natty or not video on this guy? I don't think he has, actually. Hiller, we got a request. Right after the syndicate, he got picked up by HWPO. He what? Right after syndicate, I think he got picked up by HWPO. Of course.

Matt was talking with him pretty regularly after each event. Oh, I think that's because his coach knows Matt. I'm not sure. Oh. Yeah, I think I heard that. Wow. I'm not a fan of Yalda after lifting either. Sousa, we got a question for Hiller.

Yeah, yeah, shoot. I got him. What's the question? So, Hiller, we've got a – there was a Mexican guy who competed at Syndicate or MAC last year. He's the Mexican kid who was always like – He was like neck and neck with the final heat for most of the weekend, and he's in teams now.

Luis Oscar Mora. Luis Oscar Mora. Luis Oscar Mora. Mora Mora. Luis Oscar Mora. What do we want? So what's the question? We need a Daddy or Not video. I'm asking you that question like it's simple. He's got to go through and do some research.

He's got to do some research. They're speculating until we do the video. Yeah. He's got to go through and do some research. He's got to do some research. They're speculating. His straps attach from his shoulders to above his ears. Check his teammates, too. Who's this? Oh, dude. Yeah, yeah. Hey, we can't hear Hiller, Susan.

We can't hear Hiller. What's up with that microphone? Can you get that mic closer? We can't fucking hear Hiller. Gosh, I can't hear Hiller. What's up with that microphone? Can you get that mic closer? We can't fucking hear Hiller. I can't hear anything after you yell like that. Hiller, Hiller, Hiller. We can't hear him. Okay.

What's up, Andrew? How are you, buddy? Hey, how are you? I hear you. How can you hear me? I can hear you through the phone. It's quiet over here. I think I can hear you. That phone it's quiet over here so i think

oh that's nice how's the day going what have you been doing with your day what have i been doing i just got an ice bath so that was not smart of my uncle to fucking hold out here other than that i've been helping out the team and trying to meet i've had a whole bunch of people i actually saw kip you did a podcast with kip the blind trustee. Oh, you did see her? Yeah, she's cool. Her and her husband. And you walked up and approached her and said hi? Well, her husband grabbed me.

And she was talking about how much she enjoyed having done the podcast. Oh, yeah, that one rocked me. Hey, so your team is still in it? Well, they're competing in 20 minutes or so. They're an RX team. So what do you mean in it? They don't get cut out. That's what you're talking about.

Ah, okay, okay, okay. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. They would have been cut now if they were cut. Hey, have you had any negative experiences at Waterpalooza, any confrontations that that were kind of weird unfortunately it's actually why i had this here so i had this strapped in here so people can't yank it away from me and i was hoping for a couple more negative confrontations but they've all been positive yeah everyone's everyone's cool to get that guy to come to

vindicate the one who's talking shit on my Instagram post. People, come fucking say it. Let's go. Yeah, that would have made for it. How many videos have you been tweeting the ideas that you're getting throughout the week on your Twitter? They come up as I talk to people. So I'll be with somebody. I go, that's a great idea. And I'll go to my phone.

I'll be like, I got to tweet this really quick. It's just my new list. And how many ideas have you gotten since that Wadapalooza? You think more than five? Definitely more than five. But I think I probably only made five tweets. I just need to. They're in various areas.

Like some I have in here. So I'll be talking to somebody. I know where they're at in the camera. And I'll have to go back and just grab stuff and formulate it into random movies and plot points and whatnot. At least 15 ideas. You got that one, too, with the judging incident from one of the sectionals

a while back. Yeah, that's gonna be a good one. Did you... Listen, Barry, are you guys fucking retarded? Listen, Matt Sousa's 15 years younger than me and 30 years more fit than me. I can't box Matt Souza. Souza, is your dad still alive?

I'd box his dad. Yeah, he is. Fine, I'd box your dad. Set it up. Box your dad. Why are we boxing? Someone thinks we need to box because they heard us yelling at each other.

No, no, no. I was just saying. I'd box his dad. You're just in my earpiece. Or his mom I'll box your mom or your dad For money Okay

Well thank you Hillard Beautiful seeing you I can't wait until you get back into your natural habitat in Chicago And I can call you and have you all to myself Sharing you with Waterpalooza really I'm not enjoying sharing you with the world I couldn't hear that last part He says he'm not enjoying sharing you with the world i couldn't hear that last part says he's not enjoying sharing you with the world okay myself either i want to be

there okay good but then you know coach andrew's here thank you all right brother good to see you i'll see you in about an hour okay bye um i'm going to give you guys a quick peek over at the women's leaderboards updated oh okay then we'll do that biden versus seven yeah that's more realistic aaron aaron c wants to see me and john young naked wrestling hey i i i'm not kidding you if someone sent me a link i'd definitely check in Hey, I'm not kidding you. If someone sent me a link, I'd definitely check in.

I'd definitely check in. I'm about to fold James Ellis over my knee and plug his dumper with my thumb. John would fold Taylor. Okay, what are we looking at here? Someone walk me through this here. So if you want to go to the liftoff on e5 these are the weights that everybody did um but the big thing about this is it it cuts after this event so if you go down to 10 and 11 um 9 or 10 these are the only teams that are going to be in it from now on oh this is this is cool ah scud's got cut man your girl oh that's too bad how about uh emily and

um and uh stalwoods and uh and the weiss girl no i think that's invictus chicks oh good job okay let's go to that team bpn and can you open that up do we actually get to see how much they lifted? As a total, we can, but not as an individual basis. 755 pounds. Let's just divide that by three. So that's a front squat. How many reps for the front squat? Two?

Two for the front squat, three for the overhead squat, one for the overhead. Okay. And any surprise here that it oh and so the girls who are the girls the girls did 761 is that the team you guys were telling me was going to be the the boss that's christine colin brander fee sagafi and who is their other person can you click on them a Alexis Raptus. Alexis Raptus, yeah. Okay, so they did what they needed to do right there. Laura Horvath. Go ahead.

Their team lifted 755 pounds. That's an average of 250 pounds per lift. That's unreal. Yeah, that's awesome. Hey, well, what do you think about the girls team? 761. That's unreal as well. Equally as unreal.

Or six pounds more unreal. And what do you think about the, what do you think about the doters taking a fourth in this? Is that what we kind of expected, that they couldn't be at the top but they would still be world class yeah i expected it with annie and katrin but fourth is no nothing to shake a stick at and there were no outlier teams sometimes in the bottom up in the cut you'll see like the first place winner um as an outlier right you'll see some just crazy guy who had like

the max back squat but since it's teams, you don't see those outliers in the, in the groups that got cut. Correct. Yep. Uh, the, the kind of the worst good team is the,

uh, misfits with lady bits. They, uh, and they did stare in a eighth place. They make the cut and they got seven 54, but, but,

but a great team. What about this team here? The Invictus what about this team here the invictus team okay so the invictus team only got 665 so they're they're more go than show would you call lifting show this guy kind of looks like phil toon who's on the stream right now with a spray tan you want to missed his shirt the one with the glass sunglasses this is phil toon colored with an orange crayon holy shit all right all right moving back sorry i i might i'm i think that guy should just shave his head completely. Yeah, really shave. Yeah.

Just let it all go, buddy. Hey, that dude's got tattoos on his head like raindrops or something. Did you see that? Yeah. Teardrops? At that point, you just shave it all off, dude. I'm going to have to shave mine pretty soon. Who's this midget?

Am I taller than this guy? The guy walking? Taller guy taller than who which guy the guy with the bar right now i'm getting ready to go shoulder to overhead on their stream on the wadapalooza stream who's that oh wow he is a midget nah he's taller than you man hey he didn't he didn't want to go shoulder to overhead with that. He bailed his lift. Oh, my God. Is that Pablo Chalfun? I don't know, but this guy is under a lot of stress, you can tell. That was only 270 hour it's an hour wait at the bowling alley who goes to the bowling alley on a rainy day everybody and that's what i mean bowling alley why why do you hate bowling taylor bowling's fun it's disgusting man you get in there you stick your fingers in holes that every other

person in there sticking their fingers in they make you wear these dumb ass shoes that's bowling ball or something only thing that people do that with. They smell like my ass after Murph. It's all it is is a fucking bar. It's just a bar where you stick your fingers in balls and smell like shit. Are you talking about what you do already? Hey, there's another guy with a half shirt. What the fuck is going on? There's another guy who lives with a half shirt.

Two guys. There's all sorts of guys doing the Nick Matthew. That's Ricky. He's just got it tucked up. It's not cut. It's just tucked up. No, that guy in the red shorts, Sousa. That was 390.

Oh, on the stream. I'm sorry. This looks like 365. Yeah, man. The cut shirt might even be worse than bowling to me oh that's Scud's boyfriend by the way Ralph what's his name Raphael Durant yeah

there's Ethan Helbig the big mullet he's strong as fuck Mitch McClune is too that looks like mitch mcclune yeah that is yeah his teammate is uh ethan oh wow mr sharp uh mr sharp has a very very important question uh taylor are you sure it was a bowling alley i know it was those were some pretty crazy descriptions. Just the stinky hole talk. We got a fake Phil Toon with 365. Stinky hole talk. Stinky hole talk.

Mitch McClune's going for what? I don't know, but he didn't make it. Why the half shirt? I don't get it. I think just let nick do that on his own everyone else needs to step don't turn that into a trend that one's a good one walmart that was your best joke of the weekend brother great value phil tune dollar general phil too lucky 23 taylor what's the difference between a bowling alley and a prostitute

nothing they both get fingered and bang down an alley that that needs to be worked on that last line bang down an alley bounced down an alley and no i agree man that's why i fuck bowling i just i don't know i'm just not a big fan of the game in general and i used to get forced into going them for like my friend's birthdays and they always fucking sucked and same old shit you know hey this is some great shit here phil toon has embraced the roids he's squatting over 500 for tens. Bill Soar, made in China, Phil Toon. It is Phil Trump because of that hair. When mom says we have Phil Toon at home. Oh, Don Fall is on the broadcast.

Hey, I should send Don a link. Oh, you know who I was going to send a link? It's Fuselier. Should I ask Fuselier what's up? God, no one's coming on today. Getting all sorts of uh so many links today. It's really that much to ask someone to come

on the show? I should ask Adam Knifer to come back on, but I feel like he didn't have fun last time. I asked Adam Knifer three questions in a row, and all three times, Taylor took the fucking question. Adam, so blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, okay, I'll take that in a row and all three times Taylor took the fucking question. Adam, so blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, OK, I'll take that.

And Taylor talked all three times. I'm like, this is fucking unreal. You didn't even know you did that, did you? I'm glad I did it. You're glad you did it? Yeah. He's a 10 times fucking games athlete. Yeah, dude.

And you're going to ask him about his fucking hair product we want to know the serious shit man i was asking him questions and you fucking were answering instead of letting him answer oh i was answering for him yeah so what do you think is uh justin madaris's greatest strength well let me hold on a second let me uh and then you fucking answered yes yes yes. Maybe once. Yeah, listen, John, he answers for John, too. Yeah, yeah, that was yesterday. He answered for John three times in a row. I'm like, Mr. Young.

And then Taylor answers. I'm like, this isn't, you handled it so good, John. I'm like, John? He's like, I ain't got nothing to add to that. Alright, I'm gonna go drink a fucking quart of bleach. Good. Uh, Drano. Uh, Catrin is the reason why the doters are in second. Barry McConner.

And not first or what? Or not fifth or not first. Yeah. Once you accept it, it's hilarious. I agree. But the thing is, is that Taylor doesn't even know he's doing it.

What did you say? First forced for. Oh, so could you say katrin's hard work has paid off or she couldn't even do kettlebell thrusters she's getting there i think that was uh sarcasm we will rebuild her better faster stronger Sarcasm. We will rebuild her. Better. Faster. Stronger.

I wonder if this gets me in trouble. What gets you in trouble? What I'm about to play here. Hold on. You porn? you you porn you haven't got any spam ads lately but that would do it okay you guys ready now half of you are gonna have no clue what i'm showing so those of you who don't know what i'm showing you right here, just stick your finger

in your butt. Just be quiet and listen. Let the old people enjoy this a little bit. Ready? Okay, here we go. Taylor, do you know this? Know what? This intro? I'm sticking my finger in my ass.

Oh. Do you know this, Caleb? No. Oh, my God. I watched this show a thousand. I used to pretend like I was this guy in the second grade at lunch break. It's Colonel Steve Austin. Oh, my God.

Do you know this, John? Yeah. Thank you. They, like, build them up after a crash, right? And he's like Captain America after that. Yes. Thank you. Oh, my God. I can't hold it.

She's breaking up. She's breaking up. Oh, she's that yes thank you oh she's breaking up chief she's breaking up steve austin astronaut a man barely alive a man barely alive alive a man barely alive gentlemen we can rebuild him gentlemen that's when there were two sexes gentlemen we can rebuild him look at uh it's great isn't it it's great caleb we have technology we have the capability to make the world's first bionic man and i would and i would me my friends would run around out in the playground. Just run around like fucking maniacs, pretending like we're the $6 million man. And when he jumps or does bionic shit, it makes a crazy sound.

And we would make that sound with our mouth. Listen. Oh, look, he had the super eye. Do you remember that eye thing? He could see like, not through girls' clothes, but far away. People kissing from far away. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before.

Better. Hey, dude, this should be your theme coming back from your injury, Taylor. Right here. Yeah. Yep. Stronger. Faster. God, that was my favorite part.

Oh, I'm getting chills. Oh, yeah. Let it rain money. Great coverage and banter, fellas. Sitting through an ice storm all day, so I appreciate the entertainment entertainment thanks for all your time and effort marissa sharp hey i a girl who can uh go toe-to-toe with taylor about a finger and a bowling ball is always welcome on this uh show always okay what were we doing oh wadapalooza fuck okay we can do this we can do this wadapalooza 2023 um we are the women have uh made it to the cut line the women have made it to the

cut line uh we know what uh 10 female teams uh are left and uh we still have a little bit of a battle for uh between first and fourth it's going to be uh good while the men go now and we wait for the ass men's heats to finish can we take a quick look at what the next workout will be that will pit laura horvat and her team against annie thor Horvat and her team against Annie Thor's daughter and her team. What do you think goes through these guys' minds when they take the floor? They're in like fucking 38th place overall. They're all fucking juiced up on pre-workout. This guy's fucking telling the crowd to pump it up.

What do you think's going through this fucker's mind? Which one? Which one? This guy who's about to do he's about to on the left oh come on man you pump the crowd up and you fail the fucking jerk yeah hey that is that taller than me and why is he squat cleaning it what is oh my god what is this guy doing oh my god hey whatever he's doing looks dangerous whatever that was looks dangerous i think he's doing looks dangerous. Whatever that was looks dangerous. I think he's doing a match. That was so useless.

That was more Cirque du Soleil than CrossFit. That was crazy. Christian Harris, make us proud, buddy. Great overhead position. Oh, but he lost it out front. You're behind me. I'm ahead of you. Okay, let's pull up this next workout.

Is this the final workout? Is it going to be a two-parter, 100 to 100 sir all righty let's do it boys i bet the i bet the broadcast is having a blast ripping that guy apart okay hey that guy has some interesting what is it called anthropomorphics like your your what's the word for like your arm oh my goodness ceo shirt hey that guy on the right looks like thor before he got juiced up a pretty pubescent thor yeah uh okay caleb can we um oh caleb's gone that's why no one's pulling it up okay so here it is uh is this the workout i can't control it i can only bring it up and take it down is this the

workout final one this the synchro this is the workout uh and there's a part a and a part b you want to walk us through this yeah so part a uh three two one go athletes one and two are going to jump up to their pull-up bar and they're going to do 60 synchro toes to bar after they finish their 60 synchro toes to bar they they finish their 60 synchro toes to bar they're going to complete 50 total box jump overs between the two of them one athlete working at a time after athletes one and two what does that mean that one athlete can you just stand on either side of the box and go one two three yeah exactly so one person so say i do a box jump that's one my neck my partner does a box jump that's two i do a box jump. That's one. My partner does a box jump. That's two. I do a box jump. That's three.

He does a box jump. That's four, et cetera. And you think that's the way people will do it? No, I think there will be people that are probably bounding for reps. Okay. So they'll get through that 60 and 50. And then athlete one will tag in athlete three. And then athletes two and three will go through another synchro couplet of single

arm dumbbell overhead walking lunge i believe their knee needs to hit the ground at the same time and they just stand and lock out at the top on every rep after they complete a 60 meter synchro single arm dumbbell overhead walking lunge they will move to 50 dumbbell bench presses where they will complete these you go i go as needed just like the 50 box jump overs i do a set of 10 she does a set of 10 etc until we get to 50 after that athlete 2 is going to tag back in athlete 1 and then athlete 1 and 3 are going to finish out this first portion with 60 synchro wall balls followed by a 50 50-meter handstand walk. Heavy wall balls. That's 30 for the men, 20 for the women?

Yeah. Okay. And then finish off with a 50-yard, 50-meter handstand walk, breaking it up as needed. I believe one partner will do 50, the other partner will do 50, one partner will do 25, other partner will do 25. Oh. So it's not synchro.

The handstand walk, bench press, nor box jump over are synchro uh Dominic Z to all you bitches out there Katrin will crush this and teach you haters a lesson well thank you Dominic I appreciate it send Facundo

Facundo is in loud and live chat putting the smackdown on all the people bashing Froning oh good how is anyone bashing Froning okay and then what happens after that what happens after that after you pull that back up

after they finish that first part of the workout they're going to move to part B well there will be a 16 how long do they get how long of a break scroll back up at the 16 minute mark yep so if you're not done so if you're not done you just go straight to b yeah most teams are going to have two to three minutes all right and at the 16 minute mark part b all three athletes will be performing single arm dumbbell snatches in synchronization after they perform 33 synchro single arm dumbbell snatches

one athlete's going to move to the bike complete their calories they'll get off the next person will get onto the bike complete their calories they'll get off the third athlete will get to the bike complete their full calories calories and then they will all move to the bike, complete their calories. They'll get off. The third athlete will get to the bike, complete their full calories. Then they will all move to the dumbbell where they'll do 33 synchro lateral dumbbell burpees. What's this thing at the end? Oh, that's the weights for the movements. Hey, and then it's over.

It's over. We get to talk some shit, interview Dylan, the vice president of sport for Loud and Live, and we get to go home. Is he coming on? Yes, he is. Let me ask you this here real quick. So the boys are waiting a long time before they get to do this. The men's final heat. Oh, no. They'll go right after because they've already made the cuts okay and we all this is all going to be just one heat each yes because it's the top 10 teams thank you john what you just figured that taylor had tuned

out and you better jump up yeah i'm working on something for mike right now but i can i'm still listening okay what are you uh mike uh scoring issue uh i'm gonna make a comment in the um in the chat over here uh michael uh uh michael park wrote froney was happy to use that bicep injury as an excuse for bowing out Michael Michael Park wrote Froney was happy to use that bicep injury as an excuse for bowing out well I need to say something about his mom what should I say

she has saggy tits Michael no it's got to have the word excuse in it your mom used mom used his birth as an excuse to exist I don't even think Mom used his birth as an excuse to exist. I don't even think that's funny, but I just liked hearing Caleb throwing out there.

It's already gone. It's too late. Shit. All right. A guy just DM me on Instagram and told me that out of however many athletes he's asked to take a picture with, only a handful have taken a picture with him. No, that's not true. Unless he's just a jackass and he's asking them when they're walking to and from the event and if you're to and from the corral. If they're walking from the corral to the stage and you ask an athlete for a picture, you're a fucking idiot. But let me tell you, no no athlete ever says no no way okay uh suza is i see pat velner oh so we got two good things going here we got elijah muhammad probably one of the

strongest guys uh you know at least for his uh era for crossfit right and jorge fernandez one of the strongest guys now, both on the stage. Elijah Muhammad has the weight overhead. Looks like he's going to overhead squat. Of course, we have no clue how much he's doing because the camera angle is way too close. And same with Jorge Fernandez, although Jorge looks like he has one more plate than Elijah Muhammad. Wow, that looked easy for Jorge. Easy.

Yeah, RB, asking for a photo during overhead squats isn't reasonable. I agree. You want the belt on your skin? You want the weight belt on your skin? You don't want it on your shirt? Depends on the belt on your skin. You want the weight belt on your skin. You don't want it on your shirt. Depends on the belt. Okay. Uh,

Jeff Brown, three 35. That was three 35 for Elijah or three 35 for, uh, Jesus fucking Christ. What is Sam dancer? Yeah. What is Sam?

That's three 15 plus 33, 45 plus 395. Wow. So we got 315, 365, 385. No, those are 15s. Oh, look, Sam Dancer almost didn't get behind the line right there does he have any change on there i think so one this is 400 he's sam dancers doing front squats and two good to go and a re-rack why a re-rack why why why easier on the dude did you see the

line on his shoulders from the barbell oh my god no i missed that wow that's a pretty mover this guy in the blue yeah yeah yeah uh wow someone uh angelo joseph in the uh water polo comments wrote sam dancer channeling brett hart damn i wish someone would have said that over here. Simon Hernandez, Sam Dancer for 405 pounds. There's Kevin Winkins. Kevin Winky. Winky. Be sure.

I talked with Easy at the Mac. He plans a return to games competition. That's what they all say. No one's returning. Yeah, wait, wait. He plans to return to individual games competition. That's what they all say. No one's returning. Yeah, wait, wait. He plans to return to individual games competition? Good luck. No, no. I think he means Masters,

but he's still not returning there either. Kevin Vinkie. Yeah, Danzig is much better. I agree. Danzig is much better than Bret Hart as a... I listened to Danzig. I watched the video the other night with my kids. Mother. I told my kids I'd be proud if they ended up like Glenn Danzig. I watched the video the other night with my kids. Mother. I told my kids I'd be proud if they ended up like Glenn Danzig.

This is 335. That guy looks a little, yeah, a little chunky. Is that Devin O'Neal? I think so. A little chunky, a little thick around the middle. I can't wait to show you guys this. Dude, if they don't show Jorge Fernandez lift. I can't wait to show you this.

Yeah, they need to show Jorge every time. I agree. Take it easy. What is he going for here? Is his shoulder to overhead? Overhead squat. He's not yet over his squat. 315, 335, 345,

351? No, I think he has 10s on. It's either 345 or 335, 345, 351? No, I think he has tens on. It's either 345 or 335. Oh, this is cool to get to see Jorge. Oh! Okay, so that's a pretty... Hey, Sal, real quick, one question. Yes.

These gentlemen here said yesterday that they look like they just got out of prison. They wonder what you meant by that. And I would be careful. These guys look pretty big and tough. Don't get me beat up with your response. I don't remember, but whoever's stronger, whoever's weaker is the power bottom.

He doesn't remember saying that, but whoever's the weakest is the power bottom. He doesn't remember saying that, but whoever is the weakest is the power bottom. Oh, God. He said that would be you. Oh, fine. So be it. He's a good-looking team. I'll take power bottom. I'll take it. I'll take it.

I don't remember saying that those guys looked like they belong in prison yesterday. The only person I said looks like they were. No, no, no. They just got out. They just got out of prison. I did say that? No, I don't think you said that about that team. I think it was someone else.

They look like a Christian boy band. Yeah, listen. If those guys need to be torn up, we'll tear them up a little bit. Just get in front of them. We'll rip on them. They seem like they want to be torn up a little bit. Okay, Sam Dancer going again with the front squat. His first lift was 405.

He completed it. Watch his knees, people. You might see one of his kneecaps fly out into the crowd here. Heidi, catch that if he does. Wow. I think she went over to Flagler. Oh, I saw the mark. Is that because he sunburned? Is that because he sunburned?

Is that because he sunburned? I saw what Taylor was talking about. Okay, I'm going to let you guys see that, what Taylor's talking about one time here. We'll give you a little instant replay. Here we go. It was probably 415, it looks like. Okay, watch when he sets the bar down here. Taylor made this observation before. It was probably 415, it looks like. Okay.

Watch when he sets the bar down here. Taylor made this observation before. Watch where the bar, the line it leaves on his shoulders. I have to guess it's because he's sunburned. He spent too much time in the sun. 420. Wow. He looks ultra sunburned.

Wow. Crazy. All sunburned. Wow. Crazy. All right. The Sebon podcast. Where you get all the instant replays. This is shoulder to overhead. We got 365 and then 355. Oh, man.

He had, dude, he had that. He just fucking missed it. I like how they make them go back behind the line.55. Oh, man. Dude, he had that. He just fucking missed it. I like how they make them go back behind the line. What? Are we talking about Ochama, El Chapo? Yeah, El Chapo. I think that was Devin O'Neal.

Yeah, that's true. This is a very astute observation if there is um if there is one athlete that you could ask for a photograph or an autograph from uh even mid-lift it would be sam dancer sam's probably cool cool enough that you could ask him anytime okay let's uh are is this are these the guys is this the final guys okay let's talk to suza suza hey guys yeah so there's gonna be a final wave for this final heat because these guys are in queue but these guys are getting their briefings oh here we go. They're winning now. So I heard a couple of the guys from the final heat saying, like, oh, shit,

we're going to be here a while. We'll talk to them about it later and see if that throws them off. So Dallin and James Spragues and Jason Hopper are in the ass heat now? Yeah, they're in heat five. Heat five. Wow. Wow. 35.

35. Wow. Now, they're sixth place overall, but since they were 12th at the start of the day, they're in the second place. Oh, so they didn't get reseated. Well, they got reseated at the start of the day. James Ellis wants to know, ask Pat what glue he uses for his hairpiece asking for a friend i don't think pat doesn't have a hairpiece does he his toupee yeah he may go to the same uh salon that donald trump to, but it's definitely not a hairpiece.

Dude, their hair is way too alike. Travis in the chat earlier wanted to be a bedpan for Fisa Goffey during her lift. And so you would think the least these athletes could do would be sign an autograph mid-lift. Okay, let's see if we can eavesdrop. Can we eavesdrop, Sousa? Yeah, let me switch it out. oh Is there any way you can get closer?

We just can't hear quite well enough. Thank you. I'm going to show you how to do it. Always Fikowski always asks a question. Can they hear me? Always Fikowski. Always asks a question. Always. Always. I don't see Roman.

I see Jay. Oh, great point, Wadzombie. Mikowski has to maintain his PhD. Oh, my gosh. PFAA. Guys, watch the live stream. Okay, head over to the live stream. Go back like 10 seconds.

Watch the guy in the blue try his jerk. Okay. Stand by, Susan. Oh, my God. Did you see it, Taylor? Oh, yeah. It's terrible. Who is that?

He didn't something. I don't know. Jamie Heaton. Dude, this whole team has tie-dye crop tops it's fittest wizard i think fittest wizard is on on our team that was 295 look at his stance he's not even he's not even uh like his feet aren't even parallel anymore is that the three wizards the tie-dye team oh my goodness correct that's dennis samson off philip muscarella and cg cj gerald philip muscarella is the most powerful rower in the uh history of the sport of get in the history of the sport of crossfit when he rose he rose so

hard as his rower moves okay okay you think this guy's gonna nail this lift hey does he get a credit for that is that the shouldered overhead get the credit for that? Is that the shouldered overhead? Do you get the credit for that? No. It looks like he's got... Hey, look at the photographer over there, or the judge, or whatever, the chicken with the hat on backwards. How are they giving him depth? Is Hopper not in this heat?

I think he is. How did that not damage the ground right there? How did that not put a fucking hole in the stage? Great question. Shit, my mouse is fucked up. I can't get this off the screen. You're going to have to remove it for me, Caleb. I got mouse issues, son of a bitch.

Time to go to manual mouse or maybe this mouse okay we are back in the oh this mouse is fucked up too no wireless mice today? Looks like Jared Graviel is out there too. Lifting? No, as like a staff member. Oh, look at that lighting. That lighting is great, right? That's just the sun right on the athletes, right in their eyes. It's cool.

It's a good spot. That is, for those of you who are into photography that was a great example of the camera's ability to give you dynamic range the blacks were black there was such a discrepancy in exposure between the darkest area and the brightest area on the screen and the camera operator chose to split the difference so that the subject would be in focus and it made the black super black and gave that spotlight effect and uh what do you that's why pardon me what do you think uh jared grabiel's duty is or job is there as event staff and do you think that it's a conflict of interest with him being an agent to some of the competing athletes? I think so. Wilson Pack kind of had a similar role, I think.

They basically just helped run the locations. So making sure that items were in the right spot, athletes were going to the right places, and judging was done properly it's just like an overarching role of the event um venue like whichever because there's those multiple venues at waterpalooza hey i wouldn't say that that guy threw the bar would you say he threw the bar no one's throwing a 300 pound bar right dude that's got to be a pain in the dick being having a lift in the sun like that yeah i saw one of them have to get some sunglasses before he went out to grab his barbell well it looks good yeah people in the comments are also saying hey use a wider shot yeah come on guys we need a

wider shot just give us the wider shot it's okay wow this is the longest brief ever what the fuck is going on susan why so why is this brief so long i don't know did you guys make out anything when he was talking here i don't know if it just sounded that way. No, barely, barely. We heard something about the step behind the line. I kind of gave up. I was trying to pretend like I gave a shit, but then I couldn't pull it off. Yeah, at first he was talking about safety,

making sure they're all just like situational awareness and stuff. But it's funny because as each heat goes, the briefing gets a little longer because I think they kind of have things that happen out there that they brief each next heat coming up, if that makes sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to go for a bathroom break for the last seat. You're a good dude. Pee away.

Do we want to take a quick peek at the leaderboard one more time? No bananas in Siberia. They have them suck rocks for potassium. That must be. Oh, no wonder. That's why Roman eats eight bananas a day. It's got to be. Makes sense.

Hey, did his translator really have a banana in her hand? She did. Wow, that's awesome. Okay, Team BPN, the girls, that's the Laura Horvat team, Gabby Magawa and Jamie Green, 555. There are 200 more points up for grabs. In second place are the Doders team. This next workout is not heavy.

It is a lot, a lot, a lot of reps correct taylor yes and so we are going to see a bit of a grind um it'll be interesting to see the way they play that out and then also for third and fourth place we're gonna have a little bit of a war there the all american girls versus the uh humble killers and then on the dude side if we switch over to the dudes so the women have already done this event if you're just tuning in they've already lifted the heavy weights the front squat overhead squat and the shoulder over to head uh team bpn won that the girls won it with some crazy number 750 750 now the dudes are gonna do it taylor self will the the guys go over 900 pounds for a cumulative score? Oh, for sure.

950? For sure. 975? For sure. Probably you're going to see the best teams around 1050 about 350 average on each oh god that's crazy you're so overhead squat uh for three front squat for two and shouldered overhead well i think the best guys will be shoulders to overhead 350 plus the best front squatters will be squatting 370 plus potentially close to 400

and the best overhead squats will be around 350 and christine young dropping the knowledge they're already at 1115 pounds that's that was mexican baines team dude luis oscar mora fucking trap god wow my goodness uh joellen belcher uh she in in in 1997 she won the burping contest uh in munich uh germany with a belch that was so loud that three people in the front row uh became deaf joellen Belcher. Thank you. So real quick, a little tiddy here. I can confirm that Roman's English is pretty good. I looked

over and he made eye contact with me. He kind of shook his head so I leaned in and he goes, I don't get it. Well, he didn't say I don't get it, but he laughed and he goes, morning briefing, now a briefing. I don't understand, just lift. Yeah, nice. It was awesome. I don't understand. Just lift. Yeah. Nice.

It was awesome. I wanted to spin it around, try to get it inside for you guys. But it was real brief. But it was pretty funny. And his English is good. His accent is not that bad. So it'll be curious to have him on the show. I think he'll actually do pretty well. Hey, Susan, that's kind of like the um ivan drago right from rocky like uh

just lift i must break you i must that's exactly what it was he's like morning briefing now a briefing just lift i was like yeah i'm with you brother all right that's awesome all right hey you know as the as the pundits you know we complain that the briefs are too long it's too much briefing and if they don't brief them know, we complain that the briefs are too long. It's too much briefing. And if they don't brief them good enough, we complain that, hey, the athletes weren't told. So, shit. We're always complaining about something. This is a pretty wide shot that you're looking at with Matt Souza's camera right now.

That tent on the left with the Transformer symbol on it, that is where they're lifting in the outdoor event. And, yeah, what's up, baby? He says he loves you. Keep it up. Love him, too. This is a pretty robust crowd. Now, someone yesterday was saying it looks like it's more than the games. Let me tell you something.

That doesn't even fill one-tenth of what the games fill. You can't compare the two, but this is an incredible crowd that is spilling over, and I'd say, I want to say there's a couple thousand people here watching this. What do you think? In totality? Like, the whole thing, or just this crowd we're looking at here? Just for this crowd right here.

Yeah, I mean, it looks a lot deeper on the camera, but for sure for sure you know quite a few hundred people um there's a hundred standing around the back row back there i knew we were gonna fight over this i knew yeah i don't know about thousands thousands three thousand i'm upping it to three thousand i'm going okay you know what yeah you're probably right because i'm thinking about like if it's like 200 that might be like the size of a wedding. It's definitely much larger than a wedding.

So yeah, okay. All right. Hey, you had 200, there were 200 people at the bar that night of your party and 198 at your wedding. Two less because me and my wife didn't go. That's exactly what I was thinking about. That's why I took it back and I said you were right. There's a lot more than 200 people.

Yeah, all right. You're a good dude. I would not pay for all these people's dinner. Yeah, you're a good dude. 335, Noah Olsen. Here we go, guys. Let's go, Taylor. Let's go, Mr. Young.

Let's do it. Let's do it. It's too bad. Where's Heidi? We need Heidi filming the stage here. Did you see what she said? She actually went over and she already has a seat for the final. Oh, good honor. All right.

Yeah, she already positioned herself there. Okay. Willie George's with 295. Khan, that's, I mean, looks like 245 without change weights. I'm surprised. I think Noah had 325.

I think Noah had 325, but they cut away from him. That's really small for Khan. Did he fail? I think he only did two reps. Noah failed his first jerk. Noah couldn't get it overhead. Long time in the corral. I was wondering about the rest.

Ficalca hit 315 for his overhead squat. Okay, so Noah now waits while Travis does his lift and then Chandler does his lift and then Noah will have a second shot at it. That will eat away at him for the next four minutes, correct?

Yep. Travis Mayer. They're allowed to go down, right? Travis Mayer and Pat Vellner. Yes, I believe so. Travis Mayer, Pat Vellner, and Nick Matthew all approaching their bar. This is the front squad. Vellner struggling with his first rep.

uh this is the front squad velner struggling with his first rep 365 for mayor 385 for nick matthew where's velner at so easy for mayor yeah and nick matthew yep i didn't see velner did he get his it looked like 365 yeah yeah whatever whatever he had on there it looked like he got it he definitely didn't drop it oh it looks like 370 and jay crouch 365 for jay crouch uh they were already past sam dancer's team at 1160 i don't know who she's referring to but that sounds crazy no sam dancer seems to team to beat i think at 11 60 oh okay 315 here for roman i'm kind of surprised this is that low 3335 335 yeah still though shouldered overhead yep yeah

it's his first lift and i bet they were in the corrals for a while. Three, 65. I wouldn't, for Tola, I wouldn't be surprised if there's some more on the sides.

The judge. Oh, the judge yelling at Roman to get back, back. All right. Really easy for Tola. Oh my God.

Roman re-racked it in the front rack. Savage. Yeah, he could do that for multiple reps. Khan's injured. That's why they're going to lie? 3.45 for Roman. I just saw it in the comments, and I think I had heard that. Why is he competing with his injured?

Chandler with 335 here. Jeez Louise, Chandler. Look how he looks at the bar, too. Did you see? He used his eyes to push it up. Did you see that? He tried to turn to a bench press. The most beautiful 335 you've ever seen by Chandler.

He climbed bench right there. Yeah. We got 335 again for Noah. This is the same weight that he failed to jerk with. This is risky because if he doesn't hit, I would have went light here. What's he going with, John? What's he going?

What's he going? 335, but he failed the jerk the first time with how much weight okay same weight okay he's going for it again it's zero it's they get zero if they don't hit it he's going for the dub he knows he needs it and he's right but i don't think he's got it yeah he should have went lighter i mean you, you failed the jerk. What makes you think that you're just going to hit it now? So wait a second. So this might be it for them. They might fall out of first place and not be able to come back.

They'll be last place in this event. They're not going to podium. That single-handedly killed their whole entire team. Wow. He should have went really light and just let them get whatever they want oh my god he's pissed i bet we i think they they were second place it's between them and the canadians got a little bit of gap on everybody and that causes them to have last a last place finish oh and they're re-showing it with the wide shot wow great job with the replay i do like this

oh my god no one must be so bummed fuck i feel bad for him repikowski makes 335 oh my god did you see what happened to brent holy shit he tried to holy shit okay guys i'm gonna give you a uh replay of that holy shit hey this is why you don't re-rack we got going for 385 don't be fucking idiots and re-rack guys he's there's no way he's got that how slow that first one is nope nope oh but that's okay 365 for bkg why did he look at the judge he was like was that a – did I get it? Okay, guys, check this out here. Are you sure that doesn't count? Just off center in the red shirt in the deep squat, you see Fikowski. He's got 335 on the bar.

He stands it up. Is that 335? 330? Yeah, it's 335. It is 335. Wow. Yeah, it's 335. It is 335. Wow. He stands it up. And then look at this.

He's going for the re-rack. Hey, you know, I've never seen that. Hey, Tola's going for 400 right now. I've never seen a re-rack go to take someone to their knees like that. I wonder if it slid down his back a little bit. I think that's what happened. Hey, I have seen athletes have their fucking careers injured, though, doing a re-rack in the back and it hitting the vertebrae.

Here we go. Tola's going for 400. Roman's going for 365. It was a female games athlete in the early days. I want to say like 2008 or 2009. And she was an L1 trainer also. Roman. Oh, my goodness goodness tola hits it easy they gave that to roman even though he came out of his lane yeah stabilized wow but tola hit 400 easy like

okay we'll give you guys an instant replay here of the uh tola monster oh jeff with the big 380 it looked like boom wow 400 is that a pr for him no as easy as that looked uh gee that there people are saying that that 395 for gee was a pr yesterday uh lifetime pr way no yes he's clean and jerk he's clean and jerk 407 before it's on the internets it's on the internets in an interview i didn't watch the interview but the interview is titled uh gee pr's clean and jerk lifetime he needs to properly max out until he doesn't hit it anymore. So all I'm saying is that may be Tola's best of all time. 407, Beyond the Metcon podcast. That's what I just said.

Oh, you did? Yeah. Oh, my God. Did you give this guy credit? No. I didn't get it from him. Oh, all right. Adler was 380. 381 385 381

no i mean the the takeaway here though it's just the boys yeah man i want to go over and see the leaderboard it's it's game over for them well anybody that was within 60 points could be ahead of them right now uh so uh king bk is gonna move up into uh third place and uh the canadian team go wide go wide yeah bk yes yep i don't think noah was trying to show off i i think he was so certain that he could jerk that yeah but you already he already missed it yeah he must have just thought it was a crazy fluke it doesn't matter i don't think you take a chance like that hey A quick thing about that with Noah. Right when he came over to the side, he was obviously disappointed with it,

but I saw him messing with his left shoulder quite a bit afterwards. I don't know if that was a result of a lift or something that affected it at all, but just something to note there that he was kind of moving it around and messing with it a little bit. I just saw Adrianrian conway hey that would not surprise me uh if something was wrong with his shoulder and that's why he thought it was an easy day and and he's not able to access all his strength something's wrong with his shoulder any thoughts on that he had been dealing with something with his shoulder last year quite a bit. But then once you miss 335 the first

time, you don't go for it again. You just put 275, 295 on there and then just get through the event. Even 315? You do agree? You don't think that he just thought for a second, okay, that was a total fucking fluke?

335s. Dude, if you miss the jerk on your opener you don't stay there and you have to overhead squad it three times it's not like it's just a shoulder to overhead yeah uh adler one pound a personal best wow good job jeffrey nice work dude all right uh let's see how quickly this leaderboard updates. I'm going to go over here and see if we can get a... So far, the Invictus Tiny Dancers have the record with 1155. 1155.

Second place is the Mexico team, 1115. Third place is the Brazilian Old School. What do all these teams have in common? But the thing is, is not all the scores are in. So it's unlike Noah to come out hot. I think that's a joke, right? Tola thought Tola, though, with 407-pound jerk. I thought it was 400. They with 407-pound jerk. I thought it was 400.

They said 407 in the comments. Oh, okay. When I said 407, I thought that was someone saying 407 was his all-time best, not that he did 407. Oh, no. That's what he did in the thing. Learn to listen, Savant. Okay.

What did Nick Matthews hit? Great question. He did 385 the first time on his front squat, and then we didn't get to see the second time. In sort of lighter news, let's look at the females real quick like that. And I want to read to you the worst female scores. And I want to read to you the worst female scores. Wow. Okay. So, uh, there's a team that got four 90.

That means, uh, something they didn't do all three lifts, but it looks like the team that the team, uh, would, that did all three lifts with the lowest score was team Savage was six 30. Uh, Oh no, I don't have these. Oh no. Sorry. Okay. Michigan made orange, 600. CrossFit Mayflower, 610.

Hybrid, 610. So, if it's 600 pounds, that would be 200 pounds of lift. Front squat by three for 200. Shoulder overhead, 200. 600 pounds, that would be 200 pounds of lift. Front squat by three for 200, shoulder overhead 200, and overhead squat 200. All right. Just interesting to note. I wonder what the,

do you think that the lightest men's lift outside of people who miss lifts will still be greater than the women's biggest lift? Taylor. It was seven, the greatest women's biggest lift? Taylor. It was seven. The greatest women's lifts was 761. And you're asking me if they're going to be heavier than the heaviest men, like Noah's team?

No, not Noah's team. But is there going to be a team, a male team, that wasn't able to do 761 that did all the lifts? No. Oh, shit. No. Oh shit. Okay. Well, it's hard to tell.

There is a team CrossFit Shrewsbury Ironbridge CrossFit that has six 94. So you think they missed a lift too? Yeah. Okay. And what about this team? A three puppies Latino seven 85. They get all three lifts. No,

no. Yeah. It's hard, man man i have a hard time believing that no they wouldn't they'd front squat more so men and women in this type of uh test men are significantly stronger even the ass man yeah no comparison okay and i guess there weren't really uh oh and so then and we're gonna have the cuts now too oh have we talked about that yet which females didn't make it i think we did yeah briefly oh okay the invictus chicks didn't make it damn all right at least we got to hang out with them for a little bit today should wish i would have found him sooner all right fine so yeah okay uh elite male team um invictus tiny dancer so so invictus tiny dancers they were in 10th place they did what they needed to do they will be staying

uh till the to the last uh. I wonder how Omnia did. LaBoys maybe didn't do what they needed to do. That was the team with Con Porter and James Newberry with the fancy banana hammock brand. Well, is it? And with Nick Matthew? I believe so. Let me see. Teammates.

No, no. It's Nick Matthew, James Newberry and will kearney okay i think they're in oh okay yeah you're right they probably still are in who is the team with con porter zeus and the dogs oh no that's bk and friends bk and friends it's bk and friends, they may have fallen out. No, I mean, Khan still got his lift. It was just light, right? 245?

Yeah, Patola did 407. They're probably okay. And BKG did like 370. Yeah, they'll be fine. Do you think Noah's team drops out of the top 10? No. Where are they at? That's crazy.

How many points do they have? They have 387, and the next highest score is 284. They have four. The 10th highest score is 280. Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm on to something else. They have 436, and. I'm on something else. They got 436.

The next one is 348. But that's Invictus Tiny Dancer, so you got to go off of Omnia because they're already 10th and they got 100 points. So it's not like they're going to, you know what I mean, jump them. Yeah. So, I mean, they're going to be down there. Okay, it looks like Trish is a few drinks in already. Nate Edwardson is where my hug at kind of guy. It's good.

I would also feel so self-aware working out on the sidewalk while people walk by. I don't know what that means. Mel and John. Go ahead, go ahead, Sousa. Go ahead. No, I no i was just gonna say that where's my hug i kind of got that was actually an underrated comment that's hilarious if you if you know what church is talking about okay someone explain it to me that's just a creepy guy thing to do creepy guy thing to do like you just come up to a woman you're like where's my hug yeah that is weird yeah that's it you know what else is weird there was this guy uh i used to work with at hq and when he would kiss girls on the cheek he would make a little

sound like like i do on the show sometimes when i kiss people from 3 000 miles away i love you that's cringe uh melton john as as long as Noah has been competing, he should have known better than to go heavy. If he was hurting, I don't feel bad for them. God damn, Melton, you have no heart. I don't feel bad for them. Was that last line necessary? Was it?

Why can't you just leave it if he's been competing that long? He shouldn't have done it. Why do you have to say you don't feel bad for him? It looks like they actually didn't lose much ground. Oh, so it's up? It's up? Okay. This is updated.

Is it fully updated? No, no, that's not updated, brother. That's not updated. It's updated. That's not updated. Are you sure? I'm pretty sure. I feel like I've been looking at

uh 522 for a while now refresh it and look at the liftoff okay i hear you i hear you i see you i feel you yeah it's up he's not lying but but i agree that that column has been updated but you think those points are right all the way over on the totals? Yeah. Okay, fine. Caleb will write it again. Invictus Tiny Dancers with 1,155 points. The worst finishers all the way down here on the bottom is, okay, the CrossFit Shrewsbury 694 and the Boy 765.

So basically they would have had 1100 points 1100 pounds the weight would have been 1100 1090 pounds no 1100 pounds yeah they would have had 1100 pounds if noah could have done that correct and they got 26 points for 40th Correct. And they got 26 points for 40th. God, they're toast. That doesn't sound right, does it? Like, I feel like that should be zero points. It's crazy that they missed the lift,

and I think still lifted heavier than the heaviest female team. Yeah, that is crazy. It's crazy that they're in third place, dude. It's crazy that they didn't get knocked out of third. I don't think they're still in third place. Yeah, they are. No, it's updated. Yeah, Taylor.

But they got 26 points for getting 40th place. They had 436 points prior to that event. So they just haven't updated the points? They haven't updated. No, yeah, they haven't populated the points. But look at where the boys are. The weird part is, as I hear you, but why are the boys in third? The Canadians are way ahead of them.

They weren't in third last time. Yes, they were. They're not going to fall. They haven't populated the points. And I want to take back saying Caleb's right. Come on. Go do the math. Caleb, slide back over to their first event. We'll just do some quick add.

Addition. To the wait, to the liftoff? Is that what you're saying? No, the very first event. Okay, so they've got... Read them off to me. A hundred points. A hundred 55.

Yep. A hundred 80. 75. Yep. 26. Oh, wow. Okay. Just kidding.

I'm wrong. Oh, good. Hey, I'm going to raise down. good hey yes yes double your salary hey i was on your side caleb i was just gonna let it happen hey god darn it and this is like smart thinking this is i can't believe this is why did a woman have to come up with this this is brilliant i never knew women were so good at math it's 522 out of 600 that just makes sense like she just went straight to logic that's rude i mean i i feel like i was saying that like 20 minutes ago well i should have been listening it just makes sense i mean you don't even have to do the math you can just be like hey dude there's 600 points possible

like don't be idiots that's what she just schooled us amanda woesney man let me see this uh amanda how many boosters did you get i'm gonna guess you didn't get the shot i mean i guess you you you thought it out and you're like nah you did the math i bet she's jabbed you do i don't she did the math that shit could do the math math, the simple math. It's just quick logic. Tell me, Amanda. I want to know. No judgment. No judgment.

Just want to know. Are we coming back on in an hour? What are we doing? No, let's get the fuck out of here. We're good. Hey, everyone. Thank you so much. This has been fun.

We are reaching. She's Ajkanazi. She is a fucking super Jew for sure. Yeah, just pure common sense Ashkenazi. Thank you, Mr. Nick. If you don't get that joke, Wikipedia Ashkenazi Jew. They are standard deviation smarter than the rest of you, which means. Anyway.

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