The Sevan Podcast - #878 - State Of The Union | ft. Hiller

Episode Date: April 14, 2023

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life crazy bam we're live caleb what's up how do you feel all that andrew hiller hi what say it again how do you how do you feel after doing all of that um i'm actually surprised at how good uh the content i watched is was i was like i'm actually quite pleasantly surprised oh that's good to hear yeah quite quite pleasant 90 people on already? Quite pleasantly surprised. We're back on a Thursday evening. The first live show back. Trish, Dick Butter. Trish, Dick Butter, Jeffrey Birchfield. Jay Hartle.

Oh, my goodness. Jessica Pearson. Should I change my name to Jess Grab Deez Nuts? Do you think Sevan would get it or no? I yeah. Heidi groom. Oh my goodness. So good to see all you guys.

Wow. I didn't realize I missed you guys. Holy shit. Look at this. The clock is here. She's here. Who's here? Sarah Cox.

Oh, you did see her. Oh yeah. Wow. Super sticker. Amen. Amen. Sarah Cox. Thank you. here who's here sarah cox oh you did see her oh yeah wow uh super sticker amen amen sarah cox thank you oh my good extra sloppy thank you oh yeah dear sarah cox thank you everyone's gonna make up for the week off uh extra sloppy welcome back what's the latest on the 49ers yeah you know i missed the 49ers game though but thanks for asking i appreciate it see that i ain't stupid i ain't stupid let me tell you how stupid i'm not i'm going back to sarah cox listen everyone listen ccahormones.com and uh i think they

finally have a product for me i'm i've been to Andrew Hiller about these peptides that could possibly help my bicep. Hey, that hanging helps. Yeah, right? That hanging helped. Just wait until you get that cupping set, and you're going to be ready to roll. No shit. That's the cupping set. Let me ask Caleb real quick here.

What's the cupping set? Let me ask Caleb real quick here. Caleb, is there any way I can hurt myself doing cupping without – if I'm not a professional? Or is cupping pretty benign? It's pretty benign. All right. I don't think so. From the other day.

Like if I keep it off my Cheerio and off my ball sack, I should be good? Well, if you put it on your Cheerio and your ball sack – well, if you put it on your ball sack, you make it bigger. Put it on your cheerio, might be an issue. You prolapse your asshole. You could pull some stuff out of there, right? Prolapse your asshole. Prolapse your anus?

Mm-hmm. God, that sounds unhealthy. Mason Mitchell, welcome back. Thank you, Mason. Good to have you and your biceps here. Olivia, hi. I hope you moaned my name when you said it. Savon.

At least that's how I read it. Heidi Krum, 24-hour telethon, please. Are we just not going to get off? Jeremy E. World, I heard the real reason you two banned the show is because you wouldn't say the B word. Hashtag words matter, fair. Which word is the B word? Caleb. Badoci. word hashtag words matter fair which words the B word Caleb but does he

thank you oh okay I do know that word I'm I'm having trouble I've been preaching a lot about acceptance lately in the last few days about like that's how and I realize that I'm I'm struggling to accept some things that's why i've been talking about so much what what are you not accepting i'm not

accepting that uh caleb and uh and i'm not seeing caleb and matt monday through friday i'm just not accepting it i'm not accepting it and i'm just it's just making me it's like it's like going to school and your friends are sick what would happen if you were to do evening shows where they're available potentially? Oh, I hate solution-oriented people. Let me just fucking wallow in my shit. Caleb's only like, we've presented it. He doesn't want to. No, Caleb's too chill.

He's like, this moron will figure it out sooner or later. I'm on every evening show. I try presenting like one idea and he's like, stop. Yeah, yeah. Wait, what? Take a shower no i'm waiting to see it hey that's a good idea evening shows that's a good idea evening shows we got an evening show coming up on friday james newberry that's because he's in australia yeah i guess when's the daniel brandon show happening i heard

he's gonna be amazing uh i kind of you? I heard he's going to be amazing You know what happens is I have to be so hyped up To do Daniel Brandon That when she falls off the radar It's kind of hard for me to get back up to that spot again So I kind of got to build up You know what I mean? I'm guessing like going for a deadlift PR

You go for it and then you got to wait six weeks Before you go for it again Like if you fail Did you try that deadlift the other day? I did, I got to wait six weeks before you go for it again. If you like, if you fail, you know, did you try that deadlift the other day? I did. I got to two 85 and I got to two 85 and I was just like, you know what? I'm good.

I'm like, I didn't, I wasn't aggro. So we'll see you in six weeks then. Yeah. Yeah. Ho SEMA, SEMA beaver.

Oh, that's good. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. Wow, that's the best one. What? I thought that was Caleb's sister.

That's the greatest fucking name yet, isn't it? That's pretty good. Oh, my, because it's got a little bit of slang in it too, right? Seema Beaver. You Seema Beaver? You Seema Beaver? You Seema Beaver? Yeah, I saw my repentance for IG private chats roasting. Roasting?

Fucked me with no lube. Someone sent it to me. I was like, my God, I would have never guessed from Seema. Okay, this is the State of the Union show. This is the show where Hill hillar and i uh go through uh are in in look at our our kingdom think of hillar and i as as uh um think of this as like game of thrones and we're the two kings well could i be felici is that cool yeah sure someone powerful all right and we're gonna and we're going to we're going to judge uh of the other fiefdoms the

the other castles in the land I've got something for you I have a surprise I know you don't know what this thing is are you ready for it? alright I'm going to throw it on the screen yeah he's Kamala you saw that that's a good

Bruce Wayne's killing it. Remember this thing? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. So this is from three months ago. I do remember that. You can see how every channel has grown or not since December 12th, 27th of 2022, if you're all curious of doing that.

Yeah, that's wow. Look at you. Mayhem, Tia Toomey. Let me tell you which oneshem to me. I looked. Let me tell you which ones I looked at. I looked at I'm training think tank. I watched a talking league fitness. I did a mayhem.

I did credit Richie Nate Edwardson. And then others. I did the buttery bros. I did sporty Beth. I did poor sporty Beth, dude. Oh, no. Yeah. Because because I went there and I saw some shit that I just kind of – I probably shouldn't have seen.

I did Amanda Hari. I did Jason CF Media. I did Morning Chaka. I did Pedro's Coffee Wads and Pods. And I did Clydesdale Media. Clydesdale Media is actually the most interesting one. Okay, which one do you want to start with? And that caught me totally off guard.

Have you been over there lately and seen what the fuck's going on over there? I have. Yes, yes, yes. But I don't think I know what you're talking about. They have three new shows and they've posted 16 pieces of content in the last six days, and they got all sorts of shit scheduled, including Fikowski on the 18th.

Just someone over there is working their ass off. Scott? Well, a crew of people. Yeah, they got a show over there called the Clydesdale Media Weight Loss Journey Show. Oh. Clydesdale media weight loss journey show. Oh. And then they had another show with Kat Shear interviewing a lady about couples, a marriage counselor about money.

That one actually took too much of my time because that one I found fascinating. Oh, interesting. A marriage counselor. Who talks about, yeah, I'm so excited I'm dripping. Trisha's been drinking. That's awesome. let me ask you this going to are we going to clydesdale okay yeah okay look at this show um show me the money uh 3452 right at the top right there this

i i would like to see a couple i'd like to see a couple that's got issues Watch this show And then just That would be crazy Carla hi Carla and her daughter hi Who does your money In your

In your What do you call it Your fiance shit You're not married yet, right? Not yet. Yeah. Scott is a machine. He's going, they're going nuts over there. Who does your money? That would be me.

All of it. I've heard you talk about how Haley does everything on your end. Yeah. My life's gotten to the fact where like, if I need, I just bills, like, like I just saw it, like the PG and E bill was put on my desk just now right before the show. And I opened it. What's the bill? Pacific Gas and Electric.

So that means she wants me to pay it. And then I opened it and it says that I didn't pay it last month. And it's $843. It's two months. So then I get crazy defensive. But I do it in a nice way. Baby, what's up? This says we're a month behind.

I can't believe it. but but i do it in a nice way baby what's up this says we're a month behind i can't believe it alexis is pretty good at just like putting things and where they need to go i i like to look at the bills come in i like to see it address it wait a minute why is this one five dollars more than last month oh you do that yeah my dad used to do that too so that's why i just pay shit when she puts it on the desk that's right there no no no i got another desk remember where i used to do my podcast i still have that room set up too interesting computer you should just run a show one day in there yeah zach smith stoked you're back seven and crewer. I'm loving the Nopin badass workouts. Cool. Yeah, congratulations on the Nopin. Thank you.

Thank you. It's been cool. Did a show today on it. I watched it. More transparent. I made a sexual innuendo in there. I saw that. I was wondering if that was you.

That was me. And then I stopped wondering as soon as I realized it was sexual. Yeah, they're going off over there uh if you if you don't make uh clydesdale a regular stop i'm gonna uh we'll just start there with clydesdale i have it last on my list but uh they got 16 pieces of content in the last six days uh they got interviews with teen athletes which was uh unique that's their most recent thing it's i don't understand the name of the show it's called the copper hopper but whatever they got another show called live happily ever after with cat sheer that show uh with the marriage counselor and money being an issue um it's episode 14 and what's crazy

is is if you watch it long enough um if you got problems in the marriage and you think it's about money it's not about money and so that i'd like to see fucked up couples watch that show together what's it what's it about it's gonna it's gonna be about just how to how to unfuck your marriage i guess okay i guess yeah i don't know if it's i only checked out episode 14 i hadn't been over there in a while i probably haven't been to that state there there it is and doesn't that lady look like like a good jewish like marriage counselor she sure does she needs to be a little bit more centered but other than that she don't give a fuck she's about to drop some truth bombs on you you say it's about money but it's not i i want to go listen to it now oh look yash is over there you can also contribute non-financially

to a relationship if one earns more than the other like like sexual favors i don't know just don't do the money let let the girl do it and you just pay shit she puts on your desk that's what i do alexis was 100 the breadwinner for a lot of our relationship yeah i was homeless i live with hayley we got that i got that shit figured out i knew we were the same person sarah cox 1999 see there's another woman just taking care of me story of my life i was triggered by yash too i'm like that show oh that show is uh is yasha foreigner yeah i think so yeah i don't know if a marriage counselor works in the united states also works in india or wherever he's at i think he's in the uk oh oh there's a bug in

here oh hey look at this to clivesdale media only say nice things he's right there she whoever all right we've been good thus far uh anyway, so Clydesdale does have a live show. They have a bunch of live shows scheduled. The one that caught my eye is Fikowski. I think I fucked that relationship up, and he'd never come on the show, or I'm too scared to ask him. But either way, April 18th, that's the one. If you're going to watch that channel, I'd definitely be over there by then.

They got tons of content. So go check it out. Pardon me? You've never had Fikowski? No. I invited him once and he dm'd me back uh something cordial i'll leave it at that uh michael c 50 50 for every year i've been alive except for one thank you yeah yeah one dollar. It was great and all, but it could have been a dollar better.

Buttery Bros went to see Miranda Alcarez and Julio Alcarez. Yeah, I saw that. Ten minutes into that video, did I miss anything? Great editing, great music, great bodies and special appearance by an old, an old crush of mine. Is that a, is that a male? No, it's when I was into girls. I totally thought that you brought up the clip at the point in which the crush was there.

No. And she's in a bathing suit. That's a guy in a bathing suit right there. No, this is a girl. Oh, look at Christine. Ha, ha, ha. Yeah. I'm waiting for it. I saw it.

I saw it. She said it. Christine said it. I got nothing else to say. Sevan is a good dude for not being a grammar Nazi and I'm a ill, my typing errors and everyone else's. I never care about that stuff. Olivia.

Thank you. Yes. Oh, that was crazy. I didn't even know where she came from. What the fuck is she doing? I, they don't even explain how she's there.

All of a sudden I'm just like, Whoa, she's in the ice barrel. Games champ, 2008 games champ. i've been in that thing at that house that one in that exact ice barrel i wish you had a story like you jerked off in there and heber floated in your semen well you cut me off oh sorry go Marzden is funny Marzden's funny Heber's great

It was good It was calm Their quality It kind of pisses me off What about it? Because it's not I want to tell you I didn't like it But I watched all 34 or 16 minutes of it And never once was I'm I want to tell you I didn't like it, but I watched all 34 or 16 minutes of it.

Never, never once was I like, I want to turn this off. Never, never, ever, ever. I was never like I'm bored or I'm wasting my time or I was. Is that the same for every Buttery Bros video or this one in particular? I don't know. I guess for all the ones I've watched, I'd never feel like turn them off. And there's there's like four or five commercials in the commercials. I'm not even tripping on. I'm not feel like turn them off. And there's, there's like four or five commercials in it and the commercials I'm not

even tripping on. I'm not even like you fucking pushers of whoop or whatever. It's just like commercial. Yeah. Just, it just, I don't know. They just,

they just cruise through it. Yeah. There it is. Kate, seven, just mad. Someone else is good. Yeah.

Maybe that's it. You know, I'm always wanting to circle back to the whoop to see if it's any better yet. No, it's up. Get those No, it's stupid. They can update those things, the firmware on them, but... They're garbage.

Have you ever had cottage cheese on pizza? And they're... Heber is yoked. I know. Have I ever what? Had cottage cheese on pizza. No, but I would. You get the most garbage.

This is what I used to do in college kate asked it earlier you put cold cottage cheese on a pizza right out of the oven so you don't burn the top of your mouth it's really good okay i'll try it um cottage cheese kind of goes good with everything and yet it's not really that good on its own it's kind of a trip i like cottage cheese you get like i have no issues with cottage cheese some people don't like it i think you're either well uh most here's the thing it's not that i'm upset that they're good it's like that movie avatar i thought that movie was stupid but the truth is what it blows yeah but i watched it in the movie theater in 3d and like five or six times i lost my breath i was like i was like holding my breath i'm like

what the fuck how is this movie doing that to me so it's hard for me to say it's not good when i'm like i don't know i i enjoy i enjoyed the buttery bros thing i'm gonna leave it at that you're saying that they're james cameron the buttery bros are the james cameron of the crossfit space well dude i watched a craig richie video and he is the whom i don't fucking know but i watched a video of them going him going to justin madaris's house and holy shit it's un-fucking-watchable dude well tell me why because i haven't seen that but i've seen a lot of the recent ones and maybe i can he's charming he's good looking he's upbeat he's positive okay check and the video sucks ass there's there's there's nothing in it for me there's i never i'm like

uh well that was cool actually in my in my notes, I have that. I have that. That's actually cool. But you get to see who Justin Medeiros' camera guy is, and that's his camera guy. That guy? Yeah, and his camera guy deadlifts 600. Holy. So that's cool to find out Justin's camera guy is also his steroid dealer.

That's huge. How many people do you know who can double the 600? None. One. Who, you? I can do it, yeah. Only you. I don't know very many. I think Telender can do it too.

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But thank you for asking, Greg, having faith in me. Okay, a couple of things. Did you know Fergie deadlifted 725? Who's Fergie? Oh, no. Wow. And then what happened to – And look how he's dressed.

Look how he's – that dude doesn't look like he fucking – that dude looks like he sits at a desk all day with the fucking like he looks like he has one of these pencils like one of the kinds that's like you know like yeah you're right you know what i mean yeah you're very in a pocket protector look at him he wears those headphones from the airplanes from the where they go over the top um hi i'mgie. Please have a seat. Life insurance is my specialty. I see it. Wadzombie, did the Buttery Bros make a bunch of faces like this in the video? Yes. They did actually make a bunch of faces. Yeah.

Glad you're back, Sevalon. Thank you. Glad to be back, Scott. 725. Do you. Glad to be back, Scott. 725. Do you believe him? That's huge. I don't know. I have to see him. I want to see what he looks like.

I believe this one. Joey Bag of Donuts because of his name. Oh, look at this. So there's offices coming to san francisco texas arizona and los angeles oh we're in arizona god i hope you're gonna hire a security guard for that one in la what a shithole i want to know where in arizona why are you thinking about moving there yeah oh wow look at this you know what's weird is there's some of you that i remember distinctly from the video that like really fucking hit me like a ton of bricks the birthday video and this guy's one of them do you believe that deadlift yeah i believe anything he says i think this dude lost like

100 pounds or something so you're saying he was big when he deadlifted 600? I just think that a dude who can lose 100 pounds can do a lot of crazy shit. Oh, nice. Right? Yeah, if you're 395 and you get down to 295, you're fucking capable of some crazy shit. Getting up to 395, you got to be capable of some crazy shit. How do you feel about this one? All I got from that video of Medeiros saying like every other word after hiller's video on that i can't unhear it did you did you pick up

any of those as you were watching or no no i you know what really is madaris looked really good he was having an amazing hair day and ellie was very attractive and beautiful and everyone in the video was positive and upbeat it makes it bums me out bums me out that I just can't stand his content. Who? Madero? No, Craig Ritchie. Oh, right. He was on Ritchie. There's just nothing in it. I'm just like, what the fuck?

But I guess people, if you like him. The last Ritchie video I watched was the one where he went and checked out a TV studio. That one wasn't the most fun to watch and checked out a TV studio that one wasn't the most fun to watch it was a tough watch at one point he gives Justin some creatine and it's his signature

podium cherry blend and he spent hours he spent hours developing it he says I'm just like shut shut the fuck up, dude. Hours, eh? How many hours did it take for you to develop your own creatine? Yeah.

How many hours? I don't know. Maybe three or four? Basically, I really don't know, but my thought is that they made 15 concoctions for him, and he tasted each one, and he's like, this one. Oh, can we – hey, Caleb, is it cool if you pull up Craig Ritchie's channel we have Dallas and Houston wait a second these are all these are now people can use the code word seven and they can get free blood work in Dallas

and Houston also is that what she's saying yeah that's that's what she's saying three three nine okay oh that's nuts this is what I want to do by the way dude wait a minute i don't want to get off like sarah cox's comment though that's cool i didn't know that why i'll come back to sarah what are you gonna say go ahead well so you can see that he's got a current 339 000 subscribers right and wow see he's killing it he's murdering it well this is why I have this video. Because as you can see, in December of 2022, Craig Ritchie had 340,000. So he's lost 1,000 since this video. Oh. That's why this is.

So in the last year, he's lost 1,000 viewers. In about four or five months, he's lost 1,000. That's all. Well, you know what's interesting? I will say this about his content i tried to really watch it with an open mind and he's definitely speaking to his group who are those people the legends those 300 and yeah the legends the 305 000 people he's talking to um them so it's kind of hard you you feel like an outsider a little bit if you're not

there has to be buy-in holy shit uh la scottsdale houston dallas florida wait a minute where's the one in florida she said she said scottsdale which i now know sarah san francisco and new york are coming sarah we're gonna chat we are in Florida. Let's send Sarah a link. Let's Fort something. I'd 100% buy Tritium. Sounds like a type of Bitcoin.

Do you know this for a fact? John? Cool. Zach Jones, Craig lost 1,000, cool Zach Jones Craig lost 1,000 is that how that works you can only subscribe to a certain number of channels that's not true though right

no well I mean he did lose 1,000 you put that together right he's lost 1,000 okay You put that together right He's lost 1000 Okay Ortega's got inside intel On Where Saratox's organizations are located

Oh Oh he's just reading the chat He's not behind like we are Okay here we go Okay I want to show you this real quick um uh on the crossfit mayhem website at the 19 second mark on a video called age online quarterfinals with rich froning look at that look at look at caleb i see him cruising away hey i see i see i see the link

popped up at the bottom he's a oh he must have some butt sweat he adjusted his butt see um actually started watching him first that was your first uh crossfit stuff yeah i hate i don't i don't mean to hate even though i mash him he used to be amazing i'm not judging you for yeah okay here we go oh look at the very beginning of this video would you the first now they would they won't report us mayhem won't report us so you can play this uh oh no maybe it starts at night okay go ahead and play this yeah let's watch this let's watch like 30 seconds of this you're gonna see something on here and i want to get your reaction of what you guys think is going on pay attention guys

it happens around the 19 second mark. I'll tell you that. Age group, online quarterfinals 2023. Find out why I feel this bad. Roll the tape. 50 shoulder rucks.

7 rope lines. 25 bench. What the fuck is that? Keep going. Holy moly. A lot of shuttle runs. Oh, gosh dang it. You know what the last one is. Oh, my goodness. What the fuck?

What the fuck? What the fuck? You drinking bull semen? What is Rich drinking that has to be blacked out? Oh, it's a drink they can't promote yet. Dang. It's like a new thing they're putting out maybe. Buttery Bros Pop My Cherry. Oh, your first cross at C4? it's like a new thing they're putting out maybe buttery bros pop my jerry oh your first start oh yeah your first cross at c4 hey hey i always got a can over here you know

uh sarah does code seven work in the fort lauderdale location uh absolutely yes anywhere she says yes yes throw my name right. Hey, listen. Listen. You go to the movie theater, you want a discount? Tell them you know me. Go to McDonald's, want a discount? Mention my name. Need a place to sleep? You're driving through.

Where do you live, Caleb? Virginia. Driving through Virginia? Stop at Caleb's house, tell them you know me. You can sleep on the couch. Good luck getting on. Good luck getting on what? The installation.

Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, exactly. Perfect. I don't think I understand. He's on a base. Oh. Military base. Anyway, what's he – oh, my God.

Holy shit. Oh, that'd be interesting. Wow. I know that's not true at all, but that's a great screen grab. We need to spread that rumor. Okay. Caleb, can you rewind that so we can make a clip of that? Hold it. Rewind that. Just a little bit, like 10 seconds. I want to know what room this is. It looks like an airport room or something. And then turn the volume off, and I'll do a talkover of it, and then someone can make the clip and rip Rich. Okay, here we go. make the clip and rip rich okay here we go uh yeah i don't know if you guys knew this i don't know if you knew this but rich froning here is drinking a bud light and after that uh thing where bud light was celebrating the one year anniversary of the guy pretending to be a girl they had to

black out rich drinking that bud light can you believe that it's crazy right crazy because rich is friends with uh kid rock and and donald trump and and all those guys and so he's you know she's pretty right wing and shit she's out there all right anyway amazing cut damn y'all doing rich dirty what the hell teddy milk it's a possibility where do you get that from uh titty milk i don't know you ever see the animal with rob schneider no he drinks badger milk in that and it gives him superpowers do you think the show do you think we would be get along better if i knew all the movie references or you think it's better that i don't

know them i think it's better when the entire comments section reprimands you for not knowing the animal with Rob Schneider. Because Caleb knows it. Yeah. Yeah. Seven, when is Sarah going to be on the podcast? Well, thanks for putting me on the spot. Thank you.

Appreciate it. Sarah doesn't want to be on the podcast. Everyone knows about Badger Milk. You think Sarah want to be on the podcast everyone knows about badger milk you think sarah wants to be on the podcast i get the distinct impression she does not want to be on the podcast i do not think she does yeah but i it'd be cool if she would want to be so you think i should just invite her yeah i think maybe she's just playing coy no no she's not a you have to understand those who know her she's not a very um uh she doesn't beat around the bush blunt she's very blunt clear concise she is yeah she's concise there this is good bedroom milk

look at that hey that's that's what uh that's what semen looks like when you take out the swimmers that's what that's what it looks like once you've been snipped so it gets more viscous is that i don't know i know that didn't work dude i believed you and then i imagined it and it was not a comfortable sensation what's wrong with my beard i'm about to shave my head don't do that why but buzz it but don't shave it oh you mean like yeah i'm gonna buzz it i'm gonna buzz i'm gonna i'm gonna completely i'm gonna show up here in the next day or two and you're not even gonna recognize me and look like i'm gonna look like a like a hairless cat you have a lot of hair it's gonna

you're we won't recognize you you should make it look like the guy in the background exactly like him oh would put the hair in the bun and all that i could do the hair in the bun i did the hair in the bun once and my boys hated it you look uh tell you what to do a lot uh jeffrey birchfield uh contradicting me there's no room for dissent uh jeffrey he's saying it's not like that after the swimmers are removed. Well, fuck off. Could you imagine? You don't know.

You don't know, Jeff. You don't know. So I used to work for the lab tech. Can I ask her about this? Because she does semen samples. And she says it makes no difference. She says there's the same viscosity. Whenever she picks it makes no difference she says they're the same viscosity whenever she's whenever she picks it up with her little dropper and there's the same when you said

that's her test that's her test no she's got to like she has to take the semen and put it on a slide and then look at it but But does she have the viscosity monitor? Viscosity monitor? Viscosimometer. Yeah, viscosity monitor. She has one of those. You're supposed to stick it between your fingers and do one of these. Caleb, give me your phone number.

I want to ask her if it tastes different too. I mean, just for that N of one. I'll let her know. When did you ask her that? When we were deployed. Wow. Hey, why is she looking at people's semen? We weren't doing it there,

but in her regular job states that she does it for when people get vasectomies or if they have low testosterone, they check to see, or if they're having trouble, they check to see, or if they're like having trouble getting their significant other pregnant. Oh, that's how that's, that, that's, um, that's how they do it. Yeah. Usually it's the man's fault that the woman can't get pregnant.

So they look at the dude first and then they look at the female. And just, he doesn't have enough swimmers or they're crippled swimmers they're they're adaptive athlete swimmers yeah adaptive athlete swimmers or they don't have any swimmers at all i'm gonna get in trouble for that one that was even for me that was that was not appropriate at least i'll do it right away uh strike that from the record please don't be a pussy someone no no seriously strike that from the record, please. Don't be a pussy, someone. No, no, seriously. Strike that from the record. Does the volume play into it at all? The more demon you produce. I think it's just more of like a parts per million kind of thing. It doesn't matter how much.

That's a very... Yeah, you want very little volume with the maximum amount of swimmers. Correct. I don't know if that's true. It doesn't really matter how much you give it. Yeah. There you go. Great question here. So Sarah Cox will be coming

on when I go to Newport next, which Sarah, I need to talk to you about. I'm definitely having... I'm having massive issues. Okay. Yanni, uh, our Puerto Rican, Puerto Rican mama,

uh, Hiller, what happens if a tranny joins the nopen? One division. No problem. What? Wow. Wow.

Easily figured out right there. Hey, do you know why? Do you know why Hiller does one division? Do you know why he does that? Because he's so fucking cheap, he just wants one prize money. That's right. No, no, no.

Because he's so generous, he wants to double the prize money to one person. It's either 500 to the man and the woman or 1,000 to the person who wins both. It's cooler that way. Oh, my goodness. Hey, I got to ask you. How much bigger does my forehead look since when you met me? I've made zero observations on your forehead. Damn.

You're supposed to be my guy. Caleb, what do you think? Why? Do you think it's grown? No. I've always had a forehead. Alexis and I said if we had kids, they that have the biggest foreheads on the planet so has your hairline receded or something no oh my dad's got very thin hair so i've always had very thin hair when it was longer

it was kind of wispy uh he said magnus is bigger maybe your head's gotten bigger you look the same to me hey that's the thing what get back from the camera a little bit go back push back yeah now's what now what now what well yeah that's cool too but look at um he he oh noble shorts holy shit yeah man how are they they look nice i'm a fan of the shorts and the shirts and i hate the shoes if he puts his head right up look at my look at back here i guess my forehead you know what i wonder if it's the camera lens you know how that can work right yeah yeah put your put your biceps way out here towards the edge and they look huge. Now go that way with it. Go to the edge. Yeah, there you go. That's big. Huge.

Yeah. Now I know. It's about six inches. That's right. You get your hair from your mom's side. That would explain my hair. My father's 77 and have same amount of hair like Sevan. All my uncles on my other side is bald.

Have you ever shaved your head? I know Caleb you mean bald yeah no i did it once it's i wouldn't recommend it well when you have hair it grows caleb are you bald bald i'm balding so like everything up here is like like this is gone and this is gone and then back here is starting to go so i basically have like a horseshoe around my head i think it's crazy that you can touch your head excuse me i think it's crazy that you can touch your head i heard you there's nothing between oh my jackass uh i i i i i think my shit would just grow back. I think it would just grow back. You think if I shaved it all off, there could be a chance it doesn't come back?

It's not like that, right? No. Not even at 51? When I shaved mine off, mine grew back, and I thought it was thicker. But also, it's weird when you have hair growing back. That's why I asked Caleb, because I'm wondering if right here, it's probably really smooth, right?

Yeah. It gets smooth for like a day and then it's already growing back. It's weird. My husband is loving his CEO vindicate shirt. Good. Cause sales were the lowest they've ever been since we started the show last month. And it made me disgusted.

What made you disgusted? It's a shirt sales were the lowest they've been in a month ever, or ever since I've ever started the show last month and it made me disgusted what made you disgusted let's say shirt sales were the lowest they've been in a month ever or ever since i've ever started the show last month i got my check the youtube effect uh they are great shirts my kids my kids love them okay uh 340 rich froning no that's not the one i want to click i had one i want to click where is had one I wanted to click. Where is it? I see one. I lose the comments. There, this one.

I like having my head touch the shaft, too. That's the one I wanted to click. I wanted to hear you say it. Savon, you should shave your beard like Tony Stark. We'll look at that in one second. Okay. Go ahead and play this. I'm actually pretty impressed by this.

This is why Rich is a games champ right here. Here we go. Be collateral damage. You ever done that, Helen? No, because I first saw, I think, Noel Olsen doing doing it and a handful of people were doing it at a regional and i just didn't understand it you don't have to rewind it it'll be a bunch of them okay i see what hillar did they're very safe so i found out today that andrew hillar is a i don't know if i can say it can i reveal reveal something? Yeah, okay. He's a rich, froning fanboy, and he feels like he's biased.

The one person he's biased about in the space is Rich, and he feels like other people he's not biased, he can separate it, but with Rich he can't. I was actually – I didn't know that. I just found that out today. And so it probably breaks his heart that Noah did it first, and now Rich did it, and now we're watching Hiller in real time fucking process that shit.

Do I got to jump on that GHB right now? It's funny. He just found out that his dad used to date his girlfriend, his fiance. I'll tell you what. He's processing it. All that said, his hips are still in an incorrect position per the standards for the quarterfinals. Who, Rich's were?

Mm-hmm. Risk, not the reward for that mount um it would be interesting to hear what richly anyway so the mayhem channel great channel uh please uh check out that channel great how many followers do they have because i know i have them listed i think there are 300 000 right let's see they're at 307 and in december they were at let's see where is it mayhem 298 so they're up 9 000 cool no it says 317 oh that's the wait what is that that's the projected one year oh yeah how could you probably go to hell if you unsubscribe mayhem i heard that's how it works. You're right. You're probably toast. I read that somewhere in the Bible.

Hello. Hi, God. Okay. You helped a lady cross the street. I did. And you didn't masturbate to porn the last 15 years of your life. That's correct. I gave up porn.

Uh-oh. What, God? Straight to hell with you you unsubscribe mayhemscrossfit youtube channel buh bye yeah he is a saint I'm telling you I don't know how he does it okay this is why I'm

gonna go to hell and I'm gonna take Hiller with me brace yourself this is fucked up I know i know where we're going i think you should be really careful about playing not playing more than seven seconds caleb this is some crazy shit people and i want to try to do this tactfully uh i'll tell you if i'll tell you if what i'm thinking is genuinely where i think we're going as soon as it comes up okay this is a sporty beth's most recent video and have you seen it i just knew that's where we were going and she claims that um she's not i'm not sure what she's claiming actually it's i'm not overeating that that's it's that it's that one i'm not overeating god it'd be crazy to see the comment let's look at

the comments on this really quick. This is a suggested video up top there. That's a good video. It was yours? Yeah. Okay. So someone says, spot on. The accumulation of activity, lifestyle, and stresses can cause many issues which inevitably affect your diet, metabolism, health following your journey.

I can see you are on a safe, sustainable path to meaningful health and wellness. So he didn't say anything. But she's saying that I'm not overeating. You saw that in the title. Okay. I'm so glad I found your channel and sometimes the hormones. So thankful for this video. Okay. Keep going. So she's got a lot of support. Pardon me? Hormones. That's a totally a real thing, right? Uh, this video made me hungry, hungry. Cut the sugar, oily foods, carbs, and do intermittent fasting. Combine all this with exercising. You're going to lose weight fast and get your lean body back. I can promise you that. Okay. Here it is. This is the part that I tripped on to. Cheesecake and chocolate at the 156 mark. Well, there you are. Give up wheat and processed

sugar in your diet and weight gain is not an issue. Stop drinking too. You make the choice. No one holds your mouth open. Let's see the reply. This video basically – she enjoys lifting really heavy, and for that she needs body weight. Nothing wrong with that. So this person misses the point. This person's – what you're going to see in this video is that she says she's not overeating. She's just maintaining, and she's saying it's not because of her diet.

She's saying it's because she doesn't eat in caloric deficit, and at some point she says she's not overeating she's just maintaining and she's saying it's not because of her diet she's saying it's because she doesn't eat in caloric deficit and at some point she says she's fat another point she says she's not fat she's just maintaining and she but but this part i'm about to show you at the uh let's start at the 145 mark and play seven seconds at a time this this is i mean this is someone who's just fucking delusional um and hopefully she she'll watch this in in like not this video but she'll watch her own video and be like do you guys remember real quick paul saladino was on the show and he was sitting next to a guy who was 350 pounds and he watched the guy eat seven scones. And when he got off the plane, the guy said, well,

at least I, at least I showed discipline and I only had one scone on the plane. And Paul's like, he really believes he only had one scone. Dude. That's like my buddy. Have I ever told you this story? It's exactly what you just said.

Tell me, tell me. I had a bag of jelly beans sitting at a table. We were in our twenties college. And another friend of mine, I was sitting there watching this guy just destroy an entire bag of jelly beans. The a table we were in our 20s college and another friend of mine i was sitting there watching this guy just destroy an entire bag of jelly beans the starburst ones and then he goes oh i didn't know this bag was empty and i go dude you opened it and ate the whole thing and the dude

is very overweight it's amazing that that happens they just don't even know don't even know they don't even know here's the thing man uh there Here's the thing, man. There's some science in it. Like you can't drive a car with no gas in it, right? We all agree on that? Cars run on water, man. Okay. So then if you put a gallon of gas in it, the car is probably going to go, let's say it's a Toyota truck. It's going to go 19 miles.

Yeah, got it check and like if it's raining and the wind's blowing against you it might only get 17 miles and if it's a good day and you're going downhill you might get 29 miles check but that's it it's energy in energy out that's it that it's just this is the way the world works this is cool it's putting a gallon of gas in a tesla and then the tesla grows the tesla is bigger today what okay so listen to this this is just i i i don't just fuck man i feel it's it's hard it was it was hard to watch this i feel horrible for her it's even worse if you watch the whole thing because she just sets herself up to fall in this trap

too. I mean, it's just like you're watching her walk the plank backwards and then she falls in the water and she doesn't even know it. Here we go. I should also mention that time that I gained weight during lockdown, I wasn't just eating massive amounts of KFC and McDonald's, etc. I was still eating

my normal healthy diet. So let me say this real quick. She's saying she wasn't eating massive amounts of McDonald's or KFC. She was eating her normal healthy diet, and she shows all of these stews with, like, bell peppers. I love bell peppers. I would occasionally have a little bit extra food. Like, I would have more chocolate, or I'd have half a cheesecake.

Wait, wait. You eat half a cheesecake? You eat half? You eat half a cheesecake. Wait, wait. You eat half a cheesecake? You eat half? You eat half a cheesecake? I did that once and I thought I was going to die. With a gallon of milk? Non-fat milk? So it's got extra less fat in it?

Holy shit. This is fucking nuts. Give me a second i got something if you're struggling with your own personal sanity and you want like to um that's for a slice yeah how many slices are in it i don't know yeah probably so it's like 3200 calories right before you go to bed and it's all sugar yeah just oat milk by the way i noticed my my mom told me something crazy about oat milk the other day yeah it's got oil in it and it says no sugar but they put an enzyme in it that they don't tell you about that makes it fucking turn into sugar

that's why it's so fucking sweet and that's why that's why you have to trust your own observations and discernment i drank some oat milk i'm like j Christ, this has got to have a ton of sugar. And they're like, no, it has no sugar. And my mom's like, nah, I looked it up. It's got tons of sugar. They just don't have to put it on the bottle because of the enzyme they put in there. She probably drinks badger milk with that. Now, listen, this is just some notes I put.

It's cool if you want to see someone struggling with reality and justify and accept obesity. She's basically saying she's fat because she has an eating disorder and she has to just accept it cool i'm cool with that um but but there's a lot of contradiction in there she says she's not fat she's just maintaining it's not it's not that you're not fat and you're just maintaining it's you're fat and you are maintaining it's both it's fine by way. Wait, so this title, all fat people are overeating junk food, wrong. Yeah. I mean, what?

She's justifying. I know. It's crazy. That's not true. Of course it's not true. She's crazy. Have you ever met anyone who's eaten too much fruit? How did you get that way? Like, well, I eat too much fruit yeah how'd you get that way like why eat

too much fruit no i'm actually trying like it's my thing i'm trying to see how much fruit i can eat what's your definition of fat i don't i don't i her her what is it supposed to be i don't know if there is one yeah more more more that's a fair question though kate that's a fit that's you know that's a fair question i'm fat i consider myself's a fair question. I'm fat. I consider myself fat. You're not. Can we see your belly? No. He's telling the truth, guys.

He's fat. You fucking pervert. Come on. I want to see your belly. Hey, I got my own body issues. I don't fucking need. I'm okay with her body. I like her body.

It's fine. I've said it before. Her body's fine. Jurian Ryder. No. body i like her body it's fine i've said it before her body's fine durian rider no never heard she got a huge head everyone knows i like huge head she got a fucking head like a watermelon i have no issues with uh with uh fat girls i prefer fat girls over fat boys but i'm just saying like she's lying she's and and you can go in there and she's just delusional that That's my point. She's delusional. What is this 800G challenge, Trish? Hey, I told you I was 174.

At some point today, I was 175. Come on. Yeah, before the show, though, I was 173. I played tennis today like a dumbass. What's wrong with that? It hurts your arm? No, it just made me get lighter. It's good exercise.

Come on. How would I know my body fat percentage? I have no idea. Well, if you pinch your stomach, how thick would you say it is? Like this? Well, you're probably like 40% body fat then. There you go. Caleb, yeah, back me up on that.

Yeah. Yeah, there's nothing. I don't have a problem. I do not have a problem with anyone being fat. I really don't do problem. I do not have a problem with anyone being fat. I really don't do not. I do not. I don't have a problem with Coca-Cola. I don't have a problem with Snicker bars.

Being a liar is worse than being fat. They're not even comparable. I agree. I was fighting one of your co-hosts recently. Not really fighting. Ryan? No, Claire Bays. Oh. recently not really fighting brian no claire bays oh on her instagram she said that she was 9.8 body fat in one of her posts and i commented i go nothing i really don't mean this to sound like a

dick but that is not 9.8 body fat you are insanely hot with a great ass and great tits but there's no way you have 9.3 body fat did you say it like that no i think i said exactly how i just said what how did you get did you get jumped on are you if you said that on danny uh uh danielle brandon's you'd get destroyed she said she took an in-body test and then i said the in-body isn't the best test to test your body fat. That's probably what Hopper used. That's what I'm going to use. In body? In this female in the CrossFit space, if you had to guess. The leanest?

Yeah. That chick that told me not to talk about her body anymore? She has obviously some sort of condition. Who? Spiegel? No, no, no, no. She's not a games athlete. She has the crazy hamstrings. Caleb, Donnie. Oh, there you go. Yeah, no. She's not a games athlete. She has the crazy hamstrings.

Caleb, Donnie. Oh, there you go. Yeah, Claire. There you go. Who cares what your body fat is? Well, I think she was just chatting. She probably had her test done, and she chats. That's not 9.8% body fat.

She's lean. Don't get me wrong. She's also in great shape here. Not as lean as the other one. If I were to say, I think she looked better in this one. My opinion matters. I think she said that somewhere.

Your opinion matters? Yeah. No, no, no. You have an opinion? I didn't read this. Oh, yeah. She's cool. She's cool. She's cool. You know why? She knows how to play

in the park with the big dog. She's cool. What is Trish Hillering me for? I need to know. Mark Calderon, welcome back to the Lugal YouTube. Sorry, go ahead. Sorry, I didn't mean to pull down your chest. This is it. 800 grams of veggies

and fruit. Holy. That girl. This girl. This girl is... But her hamstrings are... That's the leanest thing I've ever seen in my fucking life. I'd agree. But that's just one part of her body. I wonder what, like, her back and her stomach and all that looks like.

Okay, Carrie Pierce. How about Carrie Pierce? Well, this is a good picture. How... I'd guess she's probably about 11% or 12% here. I think something's going on with her. Do you know what I mean by that? Like she has some genetic – I don't know what it is. Something's different with her.

Look at her ass right there. There's no – I've never seen definition like that. By the way, if a man looked like this they would probably be five or six percent body fat so if it's a woman she's three no no no because women usually have more if you're a woman under 10 body fat you can see your heartbeat that's how lean you are really yeah yeah very conventional knowledge that women hold more body fat than men uh travis bellinghouse vindicate will have a booth that appears at crash uh crucible this weekend if you are in jr's hood or if you're anywhere what state is that north carolina

south carolina you're in south carolina north carolina any carolina alabama florida georgia Carolina, South Carolina, South Carolina, North Carolina, any Carolina, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, head over to Jr's gym, watch the teams compete. Jr is a cool dude. Take advantage of his kindness. Vicky Cruz's legs have looked like that since she was three years old. Yeah, I believe it. I know. That's why I'm saying it's some sort of genetic with her. It's a, it's a something. Competitive bodybuilders look like 10 10 percent in body asin mitchell get him hillar get him well i wouldn't no i don't need to i believe him that the embody says that he's three but i bet he doesn't think he's three because he'd be

dead ish i don't think that chick is on the juice by the way I don't think so either I think that's something genetic with her to be honest but some but she's not normal she's not normal she's not like she's not a regular Joe like like she's not me she's not just like some Armenian dude off the street

right did you make a wish right right Hillary like she's not normal she's got some sort of like right right yeah she's like an extra mid-dude chromosome or something something there's a dude in high school named matt loose and he had a myostatin i think deficiency which there's also a sarm out there which is supposed to take away the whatever inhibits your body's ability to put on muscle too quickly and i think that there's some cows that have it as well and i don't remember what the sarm is but i think it's yk11 there's

the cow yeah that's an ugly that chick was hot and this is an ugly version of her this is her at 90 oh cody yeah it is yk11 damn remember the other day when i told you i had to pull this stuff out of my head and i gotta look for it so i'm not like it's in there i just gotta pull it yeah yk11 is supposed to make that happen in a in a way and it's dangerous. You can take it? Yeah. And then people have it, though. Like that guy I knew in high school, if he did any sort of exercise, he exploded.

We were all super jealous of him. That is not fat in women's hips. It's where they store men's souls. That's crazy. How did he come up with that? That good okay one more thing can we go to sporty beth one more thing i just i just want to close it up with this a 256 um she's not fat she's just maintaining her weight and then and then i'll leave her alone i hope no one thought this was uh rude in the slightest it's just uh here we go assuming that all i all I eat is McDonald's and KFC and eat chocolate and drink soda.

But actually, that's not true. I've got a very healthy diet. I haven't been in a calorie surplus for years. But what I have done is maintain the body that I currently have. And that comes with a bit of extra body fat that I gained. So, by the way, do not shoot that angle dude that is not your angle i swear to god i did that on accident that is not your angle and i mean video for tomorrow i use that exact angle and i think i actually say that like hey look you're looking right up my butthole on

this angle look my ass i'm hungry i mean it's just i guess it's better when she stands okay uh rich brazda 1999 welcome back to youtube please obey all cdc and who guidelines people thank you of course be kind i just want to say in conclusion that um sporty beth i congratulations on your success and your acceptance of your body. And if maintaining your physique is your goal, then congratulations. That's all I want to say. What? Oh, yeah, straight up the fucking pooper. Yep, there you go.

Rewind that. I want to see a little bit of that play. What the fuck is going on here? I'm doing a plank here, man. And there you go. My want to see a little bit of that play. What the fuck is going on here? I'm doing a plank here, man. And I think, there you go, my butt comes down a little bit. I made a workout video for the first time, I think. God, that's a fucking cockeyed plank. Yeah, that wall.

What's his eyes? What are his eyes doing? Are you channeling a demon? It's weird when there's no words being said, right? Your eyes are rolling up into your head no not the talking one the sit-up one the one doing sit-ups wait a minute oh man you're right there you go yeah when you lean back your eyes roll back in your head a little bit maybe not you're not wrong i think people like it's a cockeyed plank. Cockeyed plank. Cockeyed plank.

Just my one eye doesn't open all the way. That's good. I like it. Yep, the butthole shot. Don't use it. Across the meeting, never shot anything from that angle under Sevan's rule. We shot plenty from that angle.

I know what you did there, Kate. I know what you did there, Kate. Very smooth. Very smooth. Guilty. Guilty. Hey, what are you supposed to do when they're doing wall guilty hey what are you supposed to do when they're doing wall balls what are you supposed to do they ignore the height they throw it to what are you supposed to do oh yeah right where are you supposed to film from i think that's the only time ever filmed from the back i tried i tried not to film from the back okay like i

wouldn't feel from the back doing a thruster like just straight into the anus yeah roasted i yeah you got me i point kate point kate and i couldn't even take it like a man i had to have an excuse do you mean you really you put it to me i give it to you okay sporty bath check a talking elite fitness uh they have an interview they have an interview with Tia is their most recent one. It's an old interview from February. Lauren Khalil introduces it. They have a title that's reminiscent of something Hiller would do a little

click baby. What is it? But truthful. It says, will T compete in 2024, but some title I would use that's so shallow. That's so weak, but,

um, uh, to me is going to lose the 2024 CrossFit games, no matter what. That's my title. That's so weak. Tsutsumi is going to lose the 2024 CrossFit Games no matter what. That's my title. That's good. He has no chance in 2024. Wherever, whatever. I've definitely seen this interview before somewhere

because I remember Tia's response. Maybe they played it on Instagram or something, but it basically says at the 920 mark, Tia says she hopes that she'll be able to compete in 2024. She's up for the challenge and has the fire. So that'll be cool. This is talking Elite Fitness? I think so.

Is it, Caleb? Caleb nodded. And low-hanging fruit. Then they had another show that was published before this that was called death by games show episode two that was the one that they had the um the porn girl on that we roasted uh horn um nikki yes nikki all praisers oh my god did you say praisers like praise her soul

Nikki brazier brazier oh yeah yeah so they have another episode come out and you would actually like this episode I think killer it's almost like Lauren asked you for the questions it's all questions around the judging it was good the only thing is is they

got rid of Jason Jason was eliminated when he kind of kind of is the show that show The only thing is they got rid of Jason Jason was eliminated When he kind of Is that show They took him out after he said my name Oh shit Well That was a mistake

He brings crazy energy Don't take out the guy That we've seen the least of They made Tommy feel uncomfortable, so they had to remove Jason from the show. Mr. Marquez. Okay. How many followers does Locking Me Fitness have, Caleb?

Oh, here we go. What'd you say? How many followers do they have? Oh. 32.1 thousand. 32? Correct. You? Correct. You're kidding.

Okay, no, sorry. I was looking at Train to Think Tank. My spreadsheet, they have 30,800. Oh, good on. They picked up 1,200. Good on. Which is as many as who? No, nobody.

Craig lost 1,000. They picked up 1,200. And Froning picked up 8,000. Craig lost $1,000. They picked up $1,200. And Froning picked up $8,000. That's where we stand. Amanda Hari. This is my first time going to her station. How'd you like her? Well, if you pull up the video.

Well, can you do me a favor, Caleb? Yeah. Sure. Can you pull up her just videos all of them it's like the home page of amanda's videos i like her last name a lot she's cool she worked on some media station uh just click videos hottie i wonder what she is i wonder if she's indian amanda hottie hottie what do Sevan? I saw the tits on the right side. Right there. Most boring workout ever.

I just see the tits. Does it have the most views? 3.7. Yeah. Well, watch this. Wait, Caleb, keep scrolling. Keep scrolling. Oh, okay. Oh my god, he's such a pervert. Fuck off. Well, I'm just saying that... Nothing's wrong with me. I'm perfect.

How am I prioritizing fitness tits? I didn't improve tits. There is not a chance in hell as somebody who makes YouTube thumbnails that is not part of her plan. I'm telling you. And listen, if it was a dude, I would look at his tits too, or I would be

looking at his shoulders if he was shirtless. If my penis were as big as yours, it would be in every thumbnail. There you go. Okay, so that brings me to the point. Click the one that says AI coach and play like the first four seconds. Dude, I'm a big fan of Amanda. I think she does good. Go back to the very beginning and play a little.

That's how she starts this video the second part of that you know what's the most boring process work that i've ever done the first part was good dying hayden good job i mean you gotta her thumbnails her boobs and rich froning most boring workout i mean that's brilliant craig ritchie can't even do that it's because am Amanda's a real YouTuber she's real media she knows good her video she does a video which I

which I thought was pretty cool I didn't watch it because it was too long the number but she says she had chat GPT do a programming for for a day oh I thought you were gonna say a month oh maybe it was a month i'm not sure how long she did but i thought that was pretty cool something that i did take away from her video

she uh her most recent video is called i'm disappointed in 2023 and she opens with tia and cara uh car web uh saunders car saunders and tia to me both being pregnant and basically my takeaway theirs is, is that girls in Australia don't use condoms. They basically all raw dog. So that was my takeaway from that. And that, uh,

con Porter and Ricky are both out this year and they weren't really crossfitters anyway. They were Chip, Chip and Dale dancers who pivoted to crossfitting. So of course they were going to get injured. And that's it. That was my takeaway from Amanda's video. I mean, I think that's also the title of her video, isn't it? I'm disappointed about 2023 game season.

No, but she should have. I think if I were to, she should have. Australian girls don't use condoms. That's what she should have called that. Australian girls don't use condoms. That's what she should have called that. Australian female, Australian athletes don't use protection. What's it called?

Contraception. So you're trying to tell me that she's halfway there to the perfect title and thumbnail combination. Yes. She should have had Australian girls don't use condoms. Yeah. She's got the pictures. I've got the words we should team up i wonder if she's watching someone else someone will let her know right raw dogging if anyone has a direct line to amanda harry airback wait should i text her tia bear tia bear backs but seven has a suggestion for you

has a suggestion for you. Did Khan and Richie elope? Is that why they didn't do the games? I think Khan is hurt. Well, don't ruin the title. Okay, so Amanda Hari. Check out her site. I have something special for you again.

Oh, that's cool. I don't think you're going to like it, though. Training Think Tank, Jason CF Media, Morning Chalk Up. Oh, here we go. Okay, what? What are we going to do here? How can I fix my bicep? Oh, shit.

Fixing your bicep will depend on the specific issue you are experiencing. Here are some of the common problems and solutions. It's either weak, tight. It's a tear or a strain. Should, here we go, should I use BPC-157? As an AI language model, I cannot provide medical advice. Oh, this thing is soft. Oh, that's not even true either.

You can convince it to give you medical advice, but I don't want to get kicked off of YouTube. Okay. That's what I was going to type in next. Should I ask the WHO? I am now getting away from Chad GPT. Is it true my friend Sevan has a vagina?

He complains about his bicep. Is it true he has a vagina? He complains about his bicep. Is it true he has a vagina? Sevan, that's so rude. How did they get that picture? Or just Aussies don't use protection and get a four for one with the Broken Boys. The Broken Boys. I don't get it.

Explain it. I think that they're all broken. Ricky James is fine from what I understand, but then you got Khan, the Broken Boys. I think it. Explain it. I think that they're all broken. Ricky James is fine from what I understand, but then he got con the broken boys. I think it's a joke. Oh, as the title Aussies don't use protection and don't use contraception and get a four for one with the broken boys.

Oh, okay. I really wanted to ask Chet GPT. This is, this isn't true. This is fucking not true. Wrenches, put this guy in timeout. I'm not even going to read this. Clock, you're out of here.

All right. What happened to Cutter? He used to be Clock Cutter. Now he's just Clock. Everyone's shortened up their shit. Okay. Training Think Tank. I played a video that's called a video um

it's called toxic positivity oh no i i feel first of all who's this asian girl i don't know bring her front and center her shit is good she was going yeah she goes i i actually would like to watch more of her shit and then find out if I want to can get her on the podcast. Is her name in there? Max Elhaj? That's a girl's name? Perrin Behar? That's like a fucking middle. That's like

a Lebanese guy's name. That girl's Asian, right? Let me see that girl again. And she's no longer coming on the show. Look at her. Let me see her again she's fired up i bet you we can play uh this is a long clip we're gonna play i don't think i don't think el haj will uh uh fuck me for this she's good i like i like her because she says the word arousal and she says a shit can or something i i really like her because she says the word arousal. And she says shit can or something. I really like her. And she's – like when she talks, I'm like, yep, I believe her for some reason. But this video, I really wanted it to trigger me.

Have you ever watched something that you wanted to trigger you? Like I wanted to fight with them and like argue with them, but I couldn't find anything to argue about. I've watched movies that I want to get scared from.'s about as close like i thought they were going to say they were going to say some shit about social media and i was that they were going to blame social media for it and i'm like no it's the fucking ding dongs who subscribe to people like why are you subscribing to girls that only post pictures of their tits and ass so that you that's a feeling you want to feel of just craving that? Like what are you doing to yourself? Do you hate yourself? Go do something with your life.

But anyway, they didn't – anyway. Will you play this starting at 11.18 or 11.15? Or do – did I have it in the wrong number, Caleb? No, you're right. I might. Oh, I knew it. I knew it. Kate, you cannot be here on the show anymore.

You cannot be here on the show. I see a pattern, too. You shut your face. I know exactly what you're doing. You gotta unsubscribe to all those tits that you follow on Instagram now, man. That's two people. Get her, too. Kate and Clock, they're starting to see through my bullshit.

Oh, here we go. Hold on. Time out. I'm going to have to fight. Buttery Bros are annoying as fuck, but they're good guys, so it's hard to hate. Thank you. Okay, thank you. Yeah, you fight with Kate for me. Just fucking fight with Kate.

Oh, she coaches Lauren Fisher. Oh, and I think I've heard Lauren hates my guts. And Sarah Sigmund's daughter. Oh, I think Sarah loves me. Sarah loves me. Okay, well, then we might have some balance, some neutrality. I think that she coaches Sarah. Not that Sarah hates you is what Caleb was saying.

No, no. Yeah, yeah. I understand. I understand. What I'm saying is I think Lauren hates me, so I was like, oh, she won't come on. And then she was like, oh. And Sarah. And Sarah.

And I was like, oh, maybe she will come on. Okay then she was like, oh. And Sarah. And Sarah. And I was like, oh, maybe she will come on. Okay. At first, and Sarah hates you as well. All right, let's check this chick out. Perrin Behar, Middle Eastern girl, looks Asian. Repetition is so important. And you also need to get exposed in different scenarios. You could have going to a competition and you're like, I had the perfect deload and taper.

I feel amazing. And shit the bed. And it could be the opposite where you feel like crap and you're faced with adversity and you rise to the occasion and you surprise yourself. Like you can't predict any of that stuff. We can only talk about it after the fact because you don't know what's going to happen. And that's also what messes with people's heads. They're the fear of the unknown. And if that is something that you deal with, like you mentioned with the arousal, like understanding arousal, there are some people that I need to help increase their arousal because

they're too relaxed. And there are some people that are so excited and you need to bring them down so you have to identify what what what are you yeah what are you dude standing toe-to-toe with el haj side by side it's not toe-to-toe that makes it sound like they're fighting just shoulder to shoulder are you someone who needs to be aroused before you exercise i'm fucking hyper aroused at all times. I don't need any arousal. So you need to. I make coffee excited. That's why you make coffee excited.

Yeah, yeah. Coffee doesn't make me excited. I make coffee excited. You have a couple margaritas and you work out better. That's why. I like her. Do you like her? She's cool.

Yeah, you getting good vibe from her? Oh, yeah. I like that. Look at that carrot next to her head um what the giant carrot next to her head look at or something that's totally uh might be alabama i think it's a carry he might be right though it might be a pepper look at the the the way the green is on top i think a carrot's more like celery on the top and and a and a pepper is more like

has that thing you got to peel off that's a chili willy there you go well the white is orange who colored this video right exactly it's not hillar's fault it's orange patrick clark knows her uh she's very knowledgeable in mindset who does patrick clark not know i know i was thinking that too i was thinking of a but i figured if i said it it would sound kind of rude so and i didn't mean it that way me neither but i said it yeah it sounded good when you said it sounded like a compliment thanks okay so a training think tank tons of good shit on there i just chose that one um what are their followers at oh good question 39.2 they've picked up 2 000 followers since december 27th so they're in second place right now right right behind mayhem at 8,000.

Uh, Jason CF media. Uh, does anyone know him? Maybe someone should reach out to him. Good idea. Is he in our group chat? Has he responded in there?

No, he's not in the group chat. I don't know anyone who knows him. Uh, Patrick, do you know him? Thanks Hillary. You did.

Uh, Patrick, do you know him? Someone make sure he's okay he hasn't posted in a month like what the fuck do your do your part dude i like i liked him a lot yeah we were just starting to like you what the fuck a month it seems like i haven't seen him in a year okay so so nothing there uh morning chalk up oh have we heard about them in a year so i've i've heard that they are actively looking for someone to buy them you got any money stored up and i've heard it for a couple years but now i'm really hearing it and that's all i know how much and i know that they're not posting any video content and i do think that there is a deal out there where I would like to put,

I would be flattered and honored if you asked me to move my podcast to your station. Wait a minute. I don't really understand what you said there. You'd be honored if you were offered the. They just need me. They need me. They should have me like, it should just be a line of the sebon podcast right there on the morning chalk up there you

go 9.99 for the morning jog so you would just have a live stream to the morning chalk up page yeah i should yeah or you can talk about i would resuscitate on youtube yeah i would resuscitate them i'd give them a load what would you do on this one then same thing maybe i could just i didn't even think about how i would do it but i'm willing to resuscitate them if they need help to be resuscitated look at there's all these other fucking people out there are any of them offering to resuscitate you i'm offering to resuscitate you i'm even offering i'm even willing to ask hillary to help resuscitate you too um we're going to resuscitate the morning choco. You're going to blow in their mouth and I'm going to do the chest compressions.

Or we can roast Shambo to see who does what. But I'm serious. We will talk to Hiller and I. I haven't talked to him about this idea yet. But if you guys need to be resuscitated, we would help resuscitate you. Because you're dead. apps they're dead right 54 000 and i don't have them they haven't posted in four months or something right oh what's that last video 4.1 with don two months well lauren ran that almost exclusively and she's no longer there that's why it's dead

uh patrick clark i saved their youtube channel once i could do it again i want is just blunt comment hey listen hillar and i aren't gonna do anything like save it we're ours is gonna be more like we're gonna throw holy water on it and it's gonna come back to life i'm just gonna just like just throw some it's like when you piss in the gas tank to get the car down the road. Can you do that? Yeah. No. Caleb?

No. Shut up. I always refer to Caleb. God, this is just crazy talk. This show is so cool. And then you make up some fucking conspiracy theory shit. It's not. The car's running on water and you can also piss in the gas tank.

The second one's true. The first one is my opinion oh my goodness yeah here we go the the the test will by itself kick him up a little bit though they'll post one video all week Miller blows in their mouth. Blows what in their mouth? Mm-hmm. Oh, God. Anyway, I am serious. As much as I'm joking around, let me know if you guys want to get a resuscitation. What do you think happens over there when somebody like Lauren leaves and she does the entire YouTube channel, one of their big outlets for putting out media,

they're just like, well, no one here even understands how to upload a video. So we're just not going to do YouTube anymore. Back to Instagram. How do you think that works? I want you to answer that. I'm dying to know, too. You're running. If I had a.

Like if you stopped, let's use an example. Let's say you didn't post for like a week let's hear it yeah what happens so people would start asking around hey seven what's going on with hillar hey seven what's going on with hillar i'll let people who know alexis what's going on with hillar people would start asking you what the fuck's going on and it would be all on you because you're a one-man show. Correct. That's the difference. Okay. So now this newsletter, I don't know how many people they had there. Let's just name some people we know who worked there. So Katie Gannon worked there, Brian Fran, Patrick Clark.

Katie Gannon's still there. Some guy named Joe, Lauren Khalil, Tommy Marquez, the owner dude, Justin Medeiros. Justin Medeiros. And let's say there's – oh, Emily Beers. So that's eight. Scott Schweitzer. Scott worked there? Yeah.

He used to do their podcast. No, I did not know that. Okay, so that's nine people we know. Let's say they had another nine we don't know let's say 20 people i want this is what i want to know will brenstetter so so what do you think what do you think there's no one over there who's just like okay i'll pick up the ball and run with it or they can't get anyone to do it for free why not just why not call that guy jason cf media or oh that's a good or why wouldn't they just reach out to anyone well it's big time now

we haven't gotten yet he's big time do you know when apple would you know when apple um went under started to go under bill gates lent it money bill gates traded cash for non-voting stock and saved apple computers do you know that? Microsoft did that. Yeah, Microsoft saved their only competitor. So you're saying you're going to give them some money to keep them alive? I'm not going to give them money, but I would help fucking resuscitate them.

It's fucking a tragedy that they're fucking dying. Yeah, who are we supposed to make fun of? Oh, Presley? Oh, yeah, that's the redheaded chick that... Not there anymore. She was at Matt's house? Correct. Talkingly Fitness.

Or maybe Hard Work Pays Off. Who says they haven't reached out to people? Fair enough. Great point. Yeah. Did they ask you? Is that what you... No.

I forgot. Did I leave that? Oh, that's what happened to Caleb and Sousa Monday through Friday. Uh-huh. They're working in the morning, Chalko. Patrick Clark, who says that they haven't reached out to people? Who do you think they've reached out to? Why all in caps?

Why all in caps? Caps, this person is 90 years old, and they left the button on caps lock. Why are you so angry? Someone needs money. Uh, I just, anyway, let me know guys.

I can stream to your YouTube channel. I can help you guys. I'm going to be good for like two or three months. I'm not going to talk about, um, the mass genocide we just went through. They were going through it. What the hell would Greg do at the MCU?

Yeah. Greg should buy it. i agree greg should buy it they should give it to him uh if you buy it can you call it evening wipe down i'd find it funny yeah and you know what if do you know what i would also do you know how the old newspapers had comic strips in them i would have i would you would be the official meme person for it too wad zombie you would do memes there it would be controversial and we would cover for you no matter how um uh uh appropriate they were how much they offended i like uh oh yeah what did happen to Sousa? I haven't seen that guy in a bit. He's been working. He's just Saturdays and Sunday shows, but he's probably listening now, and you probably just put a dagger through his heart, and I appreciate it.

Good. Sousa, where have you been? Did you see this one from Wad Zombie? I also thought it would be smart if they fired everyone and threw a bunch of money and absorbed Hiller. They can't afford me. I also thought it would be smart if they fired everyone and threw a bunch of money and absorbed Hiller. They can't afford me. I mean, the thing is, is when you see people just start cranking out content, you should just be terrified. What do you mean? Like, like Flagsdale?

Oh, that would be awesome. Is he still, is he, is he still there? Is he, oh, and he just kind of got a promotion there right or they basically highlighted him okay thank you i would i will reach out to him i spoke with that dude one time on the phone what i really want to do patrick is i want to have you and lauren and brian on and ask a bunch of fucking questions that make it like like just weird and we try and we try to dance around the questions. That's what I really want to do. Oh, thank God. Barry's here.

Barry McCockner. Need you to do behind the scenes at the games again. They would never do that because the people who work there are fucking terrified of me and i mean that like terrified of me the people every of me intellectually emotionally and physically all three yeah terrified all one bicep of you yeah exactly exactly exactly physically terrified i almost don't mean that as a joke. Okay. We're done with morning chocolate.

So fun to talk about. Craig Ritchie, we talked about that. Nate's down. Nate's been gone for a month, killing it on his golf channel. Oh, I do want to say this about Craig Ritchie. I had this. There's a YouTube short. Okay, this is want to say this about Craig Ritchie. I had this. There's a YouTube short. Okay, this is something nice to say about Craig Ritchie.

There's a YouTube short of him sprinting on a runner. Is it Jack? And it says, I think he's clothed. But I enjoyed watching him run. It's how fast can an Olympic weightlifter run? Okay. And it's a short. And it's pretty cool. This, yeah cool this yeah oh no he's not clothed

I'm waiting for the hook what's cool about it I just think it's cool 30.74 kilometers per hour pretty good I just liked it I wonder how fast I can run don't pull a hammy I've done that before it sucks that was like high school college

19 miles an hour then we have last but not least last podcast that had arguably two weeks ago the most uh most attractive uh physically her body and her face uh athlete on but that's not the only reason you should watch it you should watch it because for the same reason that it's interesting watching rich froning right now it's kelly clark she was on uh coffee wads and pods pedro's podcast she was on two weeks ago i really like her uh it was a cool podcast and she's glowing on it she looks she fucking is an awesome human being and uh she's a super high out a super high level athlete who's 35 now granted

she's not rich froning or tia but she's super high level last year uh she missed the gate going to the games by one point i think it was like fourth place at fifth place and sixth place were separated by three points yeah thank you thank you uh it. Yeah, this is an appropriate emoji. Yes. And Pedro is great at what he does. Fucking awesome at what he does. Unlike me, he lets the guests talk. And it's cool listening to her talk because she has choices and she has choices, you know. Does she go for the games? Does she go Masters? Or does she go teams? And she's at a place in her career where all three are open to her. And it's good. It's a good podcast. I recommend it, especially if you're in that age group.

I think it's cool hearing these good athletes process this in our sport. She's so cool. Can I trade my brother Kelly Clark for her? Your brother Kelly Clark. Did I say Kelly Clark? Isn't that her name? Kelly Clark? Kelly Kelly? Kelly Clark? I think she got married to Lance? I don't know.

Don't... You confuse me, Patrick. Sarah Cox. Thank you. Did she marry someone with the last name Kelly? I think so. Lance Kelly, is that his name? No way. Her name is Kelly Kelly.

Her main name is Clark. Kelly Kelly. Kelly. Did she do a video too where it's Kelly Kelly Kelly I I think did she do a video To where it's Kelly Kelly Kelly Let's see if I got you Patrick damn Kate gets it and I don't Shit

Oh it's a basketball play okay okay Fuck I got lost in the comments. Stop, Sebi, stop. I love the comments. I think I read every single one. Is there anyone that you think I should have spoke about that I didn't? Let me check. Tia?

Is that Kelly's Instagram? Oh, yeah. That's probably by my house. I see her and Lance down at the beach periodically. Is that Hunter's brother? He kick-flipped on my kid's skateboard just cold. It looks like he's got skateboarder legs. That fucker is strong, too.

That's a strong dude. Oh, yeah. here he is. What? Dude, he's so strong, dude. He's so strong. If you would have made me take a bet based upon the... This was an odd go...

How much is that? Are those 55s on there they're probably kilos i think that 55s 45s a couple 35s to 25 well i'll tell you what it's not 500 because it's an operation 500 but that's suza uh jessica pearson is suza a 49er fan. He loves the 49ers. I'm glad you asked. He loves the 49ers. Wild zombies, right? I do read every single one. And those are my pants holding this cock nose.

I mean, I mean, I mean, Justin Bird. I think we, I went through everyone. Buttery Bros, Mayhem, Sporty Breath, Talking Elite Fitness, Amanda Hari. Tia. Oh, I didn't do tia oh i didn't do t i didn't do i didn't do i okay sorry i didn't do everyone i did everyone who was on my list i feel like that was a pretty good state of the union we didn't do the the mothership channels crossfit or the crossfit games is a complete disaster i went over there i didn't go to crossfit.com you want to check those oh i do want to say this i want to congrats let's do it let's go over to crossfit games for starters i want to congratulate dawnfall something really fucking cool happened i just found out about today if you're an affiliate owner starting may 1st the cap program will be free for you

well that's cool that's fucking crazy cool. Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy cool. Congratulations to everyone over there. One step closer to being a 45. Congrats. Stop. Congratulations. Dawn. That's I love seeing value being added to the affiliates.

Yeah, that's good. To the affiliate proposition. It's awesome. Congratulations to James Hobart. I'm sure all those people wanted to give that shit away for free. Yeah, Cap, I don't know what it stands for. It used to be HAM. Affiliate Programming.

Something Affiliate Programming. It's basically they're going to give you the work. All the workouts are free on.com now anyway, but they're going to give you the sheets and sheets of information to minute-by-minute run a class based on workouts. So if the workout's Fran, they'll break the class down in one minute at a time a class based on workouts so if the workout's fran they'll break the class down in one minute at a time for 60 minutes on how you should do it from warm-up to the workout to cool down to get the fuck out crossfit affiliate programming okay

that sounds right they're just they're uh six thousand ten thousand fourteen thousand twenty two thousand with Madaris. It's like, come on, really? Oh, and then they have age reporter finals tests. Dude, dude, dude. So bad. Hot Cotton Crossovers, a 42-second video is their highest video. And then Matt LeBron.

I get that one. I get it. Oh, no. Yeah, this is rough. Yeah, it's not a good day. Oh, it's been a month. The open workouts don't count either. Everyone goes on to watch those.

I agree. It'd be like if you, I don't know. I only got a good one there. Got nothing. I saw 840 something thousand subscribers. So they are up 40 or 50,000. Yeah. That station will always grow.

They're up 60. The CrossFit station, just straight up CrossFit, I bet that they're stagnant. Let's go look. One point, exactly the same. They have no one there working there. Well, I shouldn't say no one, but very few people there that i would endorse to do anything before that it's in charge of being forward facing well look at this though they're posting stuff i mean that that hobart thing's old as shit the thing from 11 hours ago dude they're posting stuff frequently and they're stagnant it's

i'd rather lose subscribers when you've got 1.71 million than just sit there and be the same for months on end. I can't stand these thumbnails. Yeah, they're – what about them? Do you not stand? They're just – nothing grabs me. Half triple three. Yeah like what does that mean no i bet you that's i bet you that's old as shit let me see we interviewed the affiliate owner of this gym i think

who i can't remember his name but he has that massive gym with like a turf track on it yeah oh gabe that's gabe subry's gym you think i think so and uh that's uh chamas right oh no that's barber that's the fucking pat barber yeah that could be stockton have you seen did you know this when people say cap or use the baseball cap emoji it means that they're lying cap Cap, no cap, no lying. Cap, audience is slang for lying. Just straight up cap. When I was a kid, cap meant like you were putting someone down. Damn, you got capped on.

Or if you just wanted to just, like I would just walk up to someone, it's going to be like you want to have a cap session, and then you just start talking shit back and forth. So that's one I never heard. That's interesting. Really? You never heard that? Capping?

Cap? I've heard like pop a cap in your head. Yeah, that's what I never heard that's interesting really you never heard that capping cap I've heard like pop a cap in your head yeah that's Chicago yeah Chicago I was I know it I was suburbia holy shit someone on twitch I think I think we're going to see a big shift in the programming at.com. Thank you, Mike. He remembers that. I think we're going to see a big shift in programming at.com. Everyone who sees golf has gone up 10,000 subscribers. You want to go look at CrossFit's Instagram? Yeah.

Hey, have you ever been on their TikTok? No. I don't even go. I never go to TikTok. Hey, have you ever been on their TikTok? No. I don't even go. I never go to TikTok. Do you have any interest in it? Sure. All right. I'll pull it up.

So whenever we're, Caleb, I'm assuming you're doing Instagram, right? But I'm guessing the people who work there now, it's like it's of that guilt, of that essence, the TikTok. Oh, my God. the TikTok and it became silent sorry I muted myself

I'm back because the CrossFit Games was speaking to me how's it going what do you mean when you go to TikTok the website just starts playing sounds at you how do you mean? When you go to TikTok, the website just starts playing sounds at you. So no one knows. How do you feel about Instagram?

I mean. Any more Chipotle posts? Like nothing here jumps out at me either. I mean, they're just rehashing shit. That's all rehash shit. That's all rehash shit. Those food videos right there, that was made after our media team was launched. That was a complete and fucking utter disaster.

It's such a joke. What about it was a disaster? It's such a joke. They never got any traction and now they post it yeah it's it's like they're just they're just floundering they're cool videos they should see i know what they're doing they're so fucking a stretch for resources they're they're they're hamstrung they're diving into some hard drives massive diving

this was cool i watched this actually amy just just because it was amy kringle well i got a question for you how do you feel about the chick who is the did you see this i want to ask you real quick about that amy kringle is she using a 45 pound bar or 35 pound bar can we click on again she's using she's using grips i would bet that this is a 35 oh it looks like a 45 pound bar but if we're looking at it based upon the collars it no longer looks that way i can't oh oh the inside collars no no no just the amount of space on the collars to hold the bumper plates i would guess 35 but is she's small because the bar thickness looks uh

it's probably 35 pound bar why do you ask because if you're gonna use rubber bands like that and weights like that but you're using the 35 pound bar it just it just seems pointless it says to make sense based off of the stiffness of the bar i would have to agree good honor okay caleb on the home page can we scroll until we see the chick who's doing bar muscle-ups and parasailing? It'll be down a little bit, not very far. Right there. Did we talk about this? Did you talk about this yet?

I talked about it on my podcast. Go for it. It's better coming from you anyway. It's just nuts that when you click on this chick's profile that she's never done CrossFit before anywhere on there. that she's never done CrossFit before anywhere on there. And now because she apparently has some huge following, they're going to try to ride that to the moon. Once again, it's someone who doesn't understand the community at all.

Hey, I'm okay with that if you're going to use her as like a subject matter expert. That's something that isn't allowed in just about every level of CrossFit. They don't teach it anywhere. That uprise movement. I get it. It's cool. It's gymnastics. He probably,

maybe Bosman will like it. Maybe he'll program it soon, but that is literally illegal. This is nothing. It's cool, but it's nothing. Forward roll. It's cool.

It'll hurt Caleb, mine and yours nuts as we try to do it. I think I can do that. I think at least I used to be able to do that. And then the next thing is her again doing something which is – I can see a back-to-back post of her being an affiliate and then she's out windsurfing. But I think Trish is the one who posted this,

how if you search this chick's name along with CrossFit on Google, it says, does it include CrossFit? Must include CrossFit. And she's never done with CrossFit on Google. It says, does it include CrossFit? Must include CrossFit. And she's never done any CrossFit. That's the one, Jethro, yeah. There she is, Trish. Did she respond? There's two replies on there.

Oh, I think they did respond to her. Not her. Oh, okay okay she was responding to people the uh person who had posted this i don't even know her name oh this is cool though don't get me wrong very cool i i i'm torn because part of me is like it's cool to show shit but yeah it's out of context it needs to be put in context as in they need to have her on a podcast and explain

what she's up to I'm just like if you're gonna bring someone in there who's like like just like a world class gymnast and not a um uh yeah not a crossfit well now he's crossfit but yeah if you were to bring someone in who is a gymnast and they're gonna be like hey this is i

do an iron cross and this these are the progressions i did to it and then we know that like this isn't a crossfitter and yeah it's it's out of context it does feel like they're milking it like they're trying to get glean some of her mojo for the brand when she's not when she's not one of us yeah it's kind of weird it's it's it's community faux pas one of us where it's nuanced yeah it's like um it's like a today when um and i know and i think and i think i know hunter knows this when hunter was on the show he's like yeah you guys just think you're fucking the fittest people and just better than everyone in fitness and it's like uh-huh like that's a compliment to tell us that i don't even care if we're wrong it's like uh-huh yes we do we have a couple of elijah muhammad posts of course

they do he's a beast jumping out of the pool. Can you see that? It's very small. I don't want to click on it, though, because then the sound's going to play. I think it's very old. Well, so is this one. This is from 2014. Oh, him flying up there? Rescue Randy, something with Matt Fraser, 2017 games.

Some dude doing a backflip. Phillip Kelly, why won't they just feature someone who's lost 200 pounds at an affiliate uh they would to be honest it's just i they're basically all i'm seeing is is that they don't have resources it's kind of hard to rip on them too when they just don't you can just tell that they're just they're starved for resources they have nothing this is just like um you know like something like like uh what was that ufc fighter who used to always just post shit and then crazy shit and then put they're okay he's okay like it shows a guy get hit by a car and then writes he's okay and he's okay in that you never seen that my balls balls is hot, guy. Yeah. Oh, I know that one, though. Coming to Vegas, too.

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Arizona. Nevada. Prestige. Use code word SEVON. Get your blood work for free and your doctor's consultation. Oh, New York, New York. Oh, you thought I wasn't listening. Thought I wasn't listening.

New York, California. CA hormones. In this movie, right? No. No? No. Come on. Prestige.

Caleb's seen it. Quite a few times. That's just Sarah and California Hormones right now. They're going to be everywhere. Look at Patrick Clark. I'm trying to put out the... I have a small forest fire going on between my ears and I'm trying to put it out. Patrick's like...

He says, when does the resource excuse become old? He just threw some gas on it. Thanks, Patrick. That's the reason for no occupational games well uh that's bullshit so you win there that is fucking crazy that is crazy i want to know how they don't have any money

because they're top heavy because because they're running it like a corporation. Unfortunately, most of the, all the new people there after they left, they, they don't, they don't understand the value of needing creators. It's all just, it's just people extracting money out of it.

And you need people who you need to be. When we were there, it was an employment brand. Everyone worked all day, every day. They didn't give a fuck because they just loved it. And now it's like there's people like taking vacations and like your health is important and let's not bug people on saturdays

and sundays and let's make sure and and when before was like you were you were hoping someone would call you for a project on a saturday or sunday and and it's it's just top heavy they have too many people you need shit loads of fucking creators you don't need fucking management so wait you don't need producers like in the sense of tv producers or tv directors you need filmers and editors let's put this abstractly yeah what let's put this abstractly they need 50 people making 50 000 a year instead of one person making a million yeah or seven people making a million. Yeah. Or seven people making a million. Yeah, exactly. I mean, no one there makes that much money. They're probably hurting.

They're probably not very competitive in the executive space for compensation, but there's too many people extracting money at the top who aren't contributing at the level that they should be. Makes sense to me. They're not as sporty. Beth would say they're not eating a caloric deficit but it's okay they're just maintaining their recurrent weight even though they might be a little fat yeah it sounds like tech it's exactly like tech it's exactly like tech it's exactly like tech that's the that's what happens to tech so tech companies start off and

they're fucking incredible and so there's this thing hillary it's called like the's this thing, Hiller, it's called like the million. I forget what it's called. It's called like the million dollar rule. So you have 100 employees and you have $100 million in revenue a year. And you're like, fuck, word that shit. But then you get 200 employees and you only got $150 million in revenue a year. So your ratio is off, your ratio. Then you have 400 employees and your company's only worth

200 million so now it's only 500 000 an employee then you have fucking 800 employees you get what i'm saying 300 yeah okay i get it and so shit starts getting weird and that's what's happened to them because and it's like it's like if whatever we would do work with apple it was fucked they had like they have like workers and then like seven layers of fucking middle management who don't do anything except talk. Like you could fire all those people. They don't do shit. It's like what Elon

did at Twitter. I think he fired like over 60% of their staff and everything's fine. Like we don't notice a difference. Damn, right on point. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. I get it okay so they've got too many third grade math third grade math i like third grade math i'm a fucking wizard at third grade math and i'm not even joking i am like out of this world at it go ahead hiller one-on-one times

tables i bet i kick your ass. Only because you're cheating. Four times four, 16. I want, I want testing. Eight times eight, 64.

There are some real life stories. HQ could be sharing and they're asleep at the wheel because they're too busy being worried about diversity, equity, inclusion. Yeah. They still got that fucking, those dumb shits over there. But hey, maybe here, when I see stuff like the CAP program, at least I'm like, and I see things that they're doing with the military, I'm like, okay. These are good in the right direction.

This is all good. Oh, I got something. I don't know how this is going to work, but I don't think you're going to like it. Uh-oh. Okay, here we go. I'm going to love it. I love everything you do. That's nice of you.

All right, let's go. 36. 36. Got a moose. Nice job, man. 24. Got a moose. Nice job, man. Seven. Six.

I almost said five. 50. I think your points have been proven. 54. God damn it. 66. 11. 54 God damn it 66 11 Now I'm stressed out 5

We can't get another one of those 54s in there Oh god 84 Nice that was a tricky one 10 And I'm reading the comments at the same time. Are they eating you alive? Are they saying we're not? Nine.

No, everyone knows I'm fucking genius. Are you better at multiplication or division? 120... 132. Nice. All right, I think you've proven yourself. Because that one was... Mike Artunian, $50.

Thank you. Appreciate it, buddy. It happens. Oh, yeah. Mike Artunian $50 thank you appreciate it buddy it happens oh yeah any words on the crash crescendo this weekend it's happening JR is probably asleep right now well should we check out the page real quick did you know sure yeah let's do it let's do it that

yeah uh mike thank you so much brother uh i got to actually hang out uh quite a bit with mike um did you do you remember meeting him hillary he was at greg's house on saturday yeah yeah he was wearing like a north face jacket the whole time what about about him? He just donated $50, and I really enjoyed him. I enjoyed his company. I felt safe with him. Sometimes when I'm in social settings, I need people to go to when I'm not feeling safe, and I felt safe with him. North Face Jacket.

I've got one of those. Oh, wait. What's that Sebon podcast thing? Let me see that. Really? I was hoping it wouldn't have come up like this. One day, we will lure Sehan Rinst out for some competitions to shake hands and kiss babies. Until then, we will settle for having some signage as a main floor lane sponsor.

Oh, that is fucking awesome. Right? I'm over there too. Wow. I got the other side of the floor i think oh my goodness yeah man we should go you want to go what are you doing tomorrow yeah let's go if i buy a plane ticket out will you go totally shut i'll do it right now no fuck no god damn it you made me break a sweat i started sweating all right let's see you've life spirit. That's the question.

Did you see that thing? I was invited somewhere recently that broke my heart that I said no to, and it was actually in Chicago. Oh, care to share. I know. Cause I said no. So I don't want to say that I was invited to it. And then, um, and then, and then I was invited somewhere. I was invited to, to, to, to, I've been invited to too many things I'm saying no to. And it's, it's, um,

it's stressing me out. Like I'm fucking up saying no to all these places. Yeah, no, I, I'm not scared. I don't think I'm scared to fly. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know what's happened to fly. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know what's happened to me. You live in Santa Cruz, right? Yeah. All right. San Francisco or San Jose would be my airports.

All right. All right, you're going to leave tomorrow, and you're going to be back on Saturday. Oh, is it? How long is the event? I think it's Friday, Saturday. Or it might be Saturday, Sunday. Dude, flights are not cheap. Do they have a nonstop?

I'm sure that they'll be checked. I'm refining the search so that it's actually there for the duration of the competition. I can't believe SEMA's name is SEMA Beaver. God, that's so good. A nonstop flight is $1,400. My favorite.

The Beaver or the price? I'm so glad it's not $299. Yeah, $200. That would be fucking break my heart. Because then you would have been like, oh, I got it.

Let's change this subject. I'm fucking hating myself. I looked up the price for my flight. It was something like $225. Oh, good. Go. I can do it. I would actually like to meet, JR is one of the few people I'd like to meet in person.

He's cool. He's cooler in person. Yeah, I bet. Alexa said she didn't want to go. I asked her. To crash Crucible? I did. She has to work.

She's always working. I'd like to meet Caleb's wife. Oh, you're his sister, Seema Beaver. Okay, what's tomorrow? Friday? Friday. You're back on YouTube. You got James Newberry on.

Yeah. I wonder if there's a live call-in show tomorrow. For some reason, I thought it got canceled in the morning. I don't think so. Wouldn't you be the only one to cancel it? I thought – Sousa asked me, do you want to do a live call-in show? Stop, Caleb.

Don't laugh at his jokes. I thought, Caleb, you did book for Newport and Mayhiller? I'll be there. Oh, you're stressing me out. Wait a minute. You're not going? I'm going to go now. I was trying to figure out a way to tell Sarah I wasn't going. I'm going, dude. oh you're stressing me out wait a minute you're not going i'm gonna go now i was thinking i was

trying to figure out a way to tell sarah i wasn't going i'm going dude i think suza's gonna be there too isn't he what day are you going the 12th i'm just stressed out because i have to move my i can't do my podcast in the normal spot i used to do it in in that kitchen let's do it on the beach we have a timetable you can only do it for an in that kitchen. Let's do it on the beach. We have a timetable. You can only do it for an hour because all the equipment will die. It'll be awesome. God, that would be a trip to do it on the beach.

Just with computers and hotspot from a phone? I'll purchase a hotspot so we have better internet connection. My phone's great. Mine is too, actually. And I saw Caleb's the other day. He was doing pretty well on the road. That's pretty good job.

I forget what we were talking about. I got all flustered. So we are going. Yes. You're going the 12th to the 14th. Correct. Yes. Wow.

Wow. Oh, you weren't going to go? No, I was rehearsing to tell sarah that i couldn't come i hate you sometimes i was rehearsing but i'm gonna go now would you do this all you can fly for 700 really that's true yeah i was thinking about doing it but i don't know why i didn't maybe i should still do it the summer passed from april 11th that started a couple days ago all the way through september 30th why and you i just got unraveled my shit just got unraveled because i'm going to newport and you weren't gonna go yeah i'm just and now I am going. Just like made the shift in my head.

Hell yeah. That's exciting. Oh, please, no, no. What? No, look it, Philip Kelly's like, you should do the podcast at the office. I know that's what Sarah said too, I can't. Why?

I just, I don't know. I mean, maybe I can. You don't want to be a cog in the corporate system. I got to go into work sort of thing. No, no, it's not a court. I just, I want it to be just like, like cozy. Like I like my shit's all cozy. Check that out. And I will even come on the podcast. Well, shit.

Everyone wants you, man. Uh, what's tomorrow? Tomorrow is 4.14. Okay, so we have a show tomorrow morning at 7 a.m. Then we have James Newberry tomorrow at 6 p.m. I've never met James Newberry. I'm excited. When I first started the podcast,

anyone who would call in with an Australian accent, I would just pretend like it was James Newberry calling. I remember that. Whatever happened to that? That was always a good shtick you had going we had random people call in and say hey it's Dick Mertens I don't know why people don't call in anymore it comes it ebbs and

flows what happened to Dick Mertens or Frikowski that was Logan Mars I don't know what happened to him I gotta go I gotta work in the morning okay bye Caleb thank you Caleb you were fantastic see you in the morning 7 a.m. sharp yeah sounds good we'll be there bye got to work in the morning okay bye caleb thank you caleb you were fantastic see you in the morning

7 a.m sharp yeah sounds good we'll be there bye are you the same time as caleb no is he an hour ahead of you i was so excited when i saw him here i know caleb's great nervous isn't the right word. I pooped a little rabbit pellet. You're constipated. No, I'm not constipated. I don't even know what constipated is, to be honest. It's because your diet's so good. Look it, look it, look it. Oh, she's trying to pull you over. I already am coming.

I'm coming for sure. I'm going to have a blast too. I know I'm going to have fun too i know i'm gonna have fun i know the area you're talking about that one's not available to you what no it is it is just that kitchen isn't i'm staying there at that same house just the kitchen isn't that was two houses she had me in she she let me have both those houses no wait you get the front front one the beach yeah hey but if you're staying in that other house i might do it in that other i would She let me have both those houses. No, wait. You get the front one. Front one. Yeah. Hey, but if you're staying in that other house, I might do it in that other.

Maybe I'll just do it in that other house on the kitchen table there. I don't know where I'm setting up, but you can do that. You'll go for me? I know. Can you imagine what a baby I am to not go? It's just fucking stupid. And my kids love it. Yeah, they do.

What computer do you bring? I'll bring... What's your laptop right now? What is it? It's a fully loaded 17-inch Apple laptop. Like the M2? Yeah, whatever the good one is. All right, all right, all right all right it's so good it's crazy

sarah said that i'm at 71st street which i don't know oh wait a minute that's where it was last time 31st did i say 71st yeah i'm locked i'm dyslexic man here you go shoot she's trying to be as oh she's so accommodating has nothing to do with her she's so fucking accommodating it's just jackassery on my part just complete jackassery you're putting up these random walls man i thought you were all about breaking down the walls oh i'm i'm stuck in my i'm stuck in a loop that's a good loop i don't blame you yeah and look at like that sign took me out of my loop that's enough change for a fucking year till i'm till i'm 52 are you saying you gotta bring it with no i do love this sign though you don't know how happy i am with it could you imagine just

pulling that thing around for the podcast we can put that on the beach hey do you have a problem with this cord right here no i think that's ghetto i do you have a problem with this cord right here no I don't have a problem with it no when you sit there it's kind of there hey I could order more of this is foam I could order more of this foam

and put it behind it so it blends in I think that would kind of be ghetto no you wouldn't even see it it would be just this continued it would just look like the wall going down it looks like you have no space to sit there is i don't i don't i don't i don't like behind me dude i got a world behind me over here you've had no space i got no space you think that you think i should get some space look at yeah i like the setup before that you do myself personally okay the sign being there has done a lot for that corner okay it looks like a corner it is a corner you've got multiple

cameras what are the other spaces look like over there you can't really see it right now you know what else is i got another really fancy camera like this one but i um let me see if i can pull up the a different camera for you you know what that's what i'm excited about in newport i'm bringing my camera stuff i didn't have that last time we're gonna do some stuff like like the stuff that i've been doing with mackenzie and her feet and miranda and the steroid video. Oh. We're going to do some sort of a skit about you and how you were the former media.

Look at all this stuff you've got. So that way over there are those two chairs. Okay. You just turned the table. You turn the desk. Yeah. Yes.

So basically it's weird. I would need to reverse it, but even though I'm looking the wrong direction, fuck, how can I do this? I can read your texts. Oh, that's not good.

I'm kidding. Asshole. You scared the shit out of me. The second time you started sweating okay yeah so over there over there are the two chairs so if i had a guest i could sit there and talk to the guests yeah and the last time i had a guest was dave so and no one's ever used that i set it up there's microphones over there there's lights now that table is just collecting shit over there is there a picture of a face on that poster on the table? Someone gave me this poster.

What is it? It looks like a face. That's the one. Somebody gave you this poster. I accidentally posted my address on one of the shows. Okay. And someone sent me this. Holy moly.

Come on. This is weird. I kind of like it now, though. A bunch of fruits. Holy moly. Come on. This is weird. I kind of like it now, though. Bunch of fruits. Yeah, it's a chick holding her tits. It kind of reminds me of Haley with her one gold ring. How much stuff got sent to you? Not too much stuff.

Probably like four or five things. Oh, this. Look at this. Have you ever seen this? Ass hat. Didn't I send you that? Yeah, you sent me that. And then my crayons, my offensive crayons that you sent me.

Do you ever show those on the show? No, but I periodically show the chocolate dick. It's still in the package. It's the world's smallest black dick. I own it. I own it. It is pretty small. The balls are small.

What is it like smelling chocolate to you? Because I'm assuming you don't eat any chocolate ever. No, no, I eat chocolate sometimes, but not very often. But no, it smells good. This doesn't smell like, I don't know. I just smell dick. I bet it's really crappy chocolate. I wouldn't eat that. I like how it's standing next to the

wild zombie cards. The chocolate dick. It's a good life here in my corner. Okay, that's good feedback. Don't give me any more. That's all I can take and still maintain my dignity. Being in the corner adjusting, now you got me like tripping. So these are the things that have

changed in the last few minutes. Let's hear it. Maybe I'll do my peptides, first dose of my peptides when I'm there for my bicep. That is a good idea. Jeffrey Burchfield, I'm going to send you something. Jessica Valenzuela, Sevan showing his dick. I'll do anything to not get kicked off sebon hiller uh unit is free that whole week so i will block it off for you oh you're amazing i'm

telling you she's so fucking accommodating oh you have another angle too i got three angles how many you got uh let me see uh stop extra camera let Let me see. Bruce said turn the camera off. This is the one how you know that I'm in a garage because the garage door is right there. Studio display. Oh, I have this one. Let's see. I'm going to get rid of my extra one.

You have that one? You know what? If you were to ask me, this is a cool... I kind of like that one. You like this angle? I do, but we got to hide Sarah's comment because I got to see it. Well, the mic stand is in the way, but it looks much roomier. God, my mic stand is in the way, but it looks much roomier. God, my mic stand is ghetto as shit.

You got to use the mic that's just attached to the top of the camera. I use the road bike that's on the camera. Yeah, your shit's clean. I like it. You have a good studio. Okay, I'll show you one more. Watch your crap on it, but I like how you call it a studio. Remember this thing?

I used it for like one day i hated it oh that makes me happy that you have equipment that you wasted money on and that you don't use then i have this one that makes me happy you when you do your live call-in shows you should just have all four of your cameras on at the same time what's that book you got there where the one next to the green weight on the desk underneath the hand grip oh nothing i can show i bet that is that brooke wells's book how did you get the edition yeah this is brooke wells's book um uh this is brooke wells's book i got a pre-screen to it how is that book it's fucking crazy what's crazy about it is it has qr codes in it So everything that this guy says in here, every claim he makes, you hit the QR code and it takes you to the actual news article on the internet.

So you know he's not lying and you can investigate anything he fucking says. And then on top of that, he's like – he was like one of the fucking top dudes at fucking blackrock investors who would predict the the direction the market went right suze is hating you right now for bringing that up but whatever because you worry about the channel getting shut down yeah probably i don't blame him let's see stop extra camera this book's nuts i this book needs to be put away it shouldn't be anywhere near you for the next month. Oh, no. Not until January. I think on January 25th or something, my strike goes away. I'm going to feel so bad if you get brought down for me asking what that book was.

But I should know better than... No, it's fine. ...things are on the desk. Can you imagine all the crazy shit that's shown on the internet, but I showed the cover of a book? Remember when you brought up the fact that you looked up tits today yeah and what happens when they when you just google it just i remember when i was younger there was always at least a safety search option it's crazy by the way that's a pretty great search word i was actually quite impressed with what it brought up i will not lie

and you're not wrong. I agree. I can second that. I did the same thing. I had to, I was driving. I was like, Andrew,

you got to Google this word. He's all what I'm like, tits. I'm like, we're like two 12 year olds on the phone. Your number eight. Yeah. I'm like,

look, are those real number eight? Are those, are those real? And one of them, he said, it looks like uh like uh what do you remember no i don't know but you're making me nervous either way it was funny oh you're itchy you're so nervous the old man earwax okay i'm done yeah it's good thank you for coming

on we we've lost 70 listeners since we started spouting about your your angles i think i think um state of the union is a good show i think we should do that periodically yeah maybe once a quarter yeah or more oh wait a minute one second i got wait i got one more thing okay it just popped up on my instagram look at this the world's fattest man in 1890 who people paid money to go and see. That's not that big from what I've seen present day, but this was the world's fattest man. I like this account. Do you follow this account?

Yep, I do. Yep, it's a great account. Yeah, that's amazing, isn't it? Yes. Oh, my goodness. This person's got got a twitter i like the twitter as well i bought something from this guy this guy had some liver chips or something he was selling i couldn't eat him so we gave him to the dog oh no have you ever eaten liver i've had liver i don't like. I don't enjoy it at all. It is interesting.

There you go. Beef liver. Yeah. Of course I bought like $300 worth of them. Cause I don't do anything small, like an idiot. My, I got,

I did get in trouble for that. How'd you get in trouble? My wife, she just got mad at me. Not mad. She doesn't get mad, but she, I get course corrected.

I like the ones that this seemed like it was right up your wheelhouse imagine if there was a pill that you could lower your that could lower your blood sugar improve your skin decrease blood pressure lower cholesterol levels boost testosterone improve mood and give you dangerous sex appeal it would make almost every medicine obsolete this is why the sun is demonized yeah don't go out in the sun it's bad for you my favorite post you make are about buying a cow like like his goals in life are to own a cow and be on a farm by himself because this carnivore guy well no he it's it's just one of those things he always says. Like, my goal in a woman, somebody who wants to love my cow as much as I love my cow before we eat it or something like that. Asking her out then, I am taken by your beauty. It strikes me to the heart like the flesh of an eagle.

Would you endeavor to accompany me to the ball this evening? And then this is you. Where are you at with your hair? Yo, yo, why? Yo, where are you at? Oh. That's all right. All right.

It's not you. Sarah Cox. I knew there was a reason why we stayed on for 10 more seconds. Where's Patrick Clark going? Why is he driving for two more hours? If we stay on for another couple of minutes, I'm sure we'll find out. Sarah.

Thank you. Crazy generous tonight. It's exciting to be back on YouTube. I have to tell you, I am excited. Uh, this show is keeping me awake. Okay.

Let's get off now. What's the biggest waste of money you've ever spent money on? Oh God. God. I think I bought an early, early, early drone. Early.

Like before internet drone. Like a camera? Just to fly it around? Not before internet drone like a cambridge like a oh just like to fly it around not before internet but like before like youtube yeah like one where you had to like control like it didn't did like now you just push a button and it floats like this thing you had to be like constantly on it or fucking dumped so you gave up is what you're saying i probably spent like a thousand bucks no you three seconds in you crash it and it can't be repaired oh you know what i mean uh i bought a go cart for my kid recently not recently but about a year and a half ago and it broke and i repaired it like five times and it was like 1500 bucks and it's just not i just how much was that thing

it's like 1500 bucks and it was just it's gotten500. It's gotten less than one hour of play time with it. He's going to HWPO. Oh. Just speculating there. Oh, yeah. He's going to Vermont. Oh. Dude, why didn't you get that?

Oh, do you know who else is going there? Who? I don't know if I'm supposed to say. I mean, it doesn't matter. The person's making content from there. Hopper? No. I don't have an answer for this one.

Tillander. Oh. He's headed up there this weekend. He's going to make content with Frazier and the crew? Excuse me. I didn't ask, but that was my assumption. Maybe he's going to teach Katcher how to weightlift and use her lats and keep the bar close.

You think that's a problem? Dude, you're the one who did the bit on that. You're the one who told her to do that a decade ago and most recently we have a video of fraser telling her to do it again i told her i think i specifically i said to her uh don't be afraid to let the bar hit you in the face that's how close it should be right and now now we gotta have zach tillander have you seen the stuff he's been putting up on youtube about how crossfitters don't know how to snatch and the level one is a terrible advocate for Olympic weightlifting? No.

Well, I shouldn't say terrible, but he says that they start up top and they try to teach you, show your armpits and rotate that whole thing with the PVC pipe overhead. And most people can do that while they're standing. But his big thing is the bottom position is of a higher priority and he has an athlete sitting on a box in a squat position and then he sets this athlete up on the box and says all right now rock forward and stand up and he says that that's how that you should be taught how to olympic weight lift you have an opinion on it? I actually like his way better. I'm in agreement because 99% of people who can't do it, it's because they can do this and then they get frustrated.

So they quit trying. They can do this, but they get frustrated trying? What do you mean? People's immobility really starts to show when you start to squat once you've achieved this position so you can do it sitting here standing but as soon as you start to engage different muscles in your body you wind up and you fall forward you turn into a train wreck and he yeah i i maybe if they're all right. I just, the, it was, I don't know. The last, I, whenever I got fired the week before I got fired,

I don't know if it was two years ago or three years ago. Now I went to an L one. I went to two L ones in a row and I shot, saw Michelle moots teach the snatch and like, fuck. It's kind of, and it seemed amazing to me the way she taught it in the level one, but here's the thing. I'm listening. I don't know if people like us who've been around this, And it seemed amazing to me the way she taught it in the level one. But here's the thing.

I'm listening. I don't know if people like us who have been around this our whole lives are people to determine what way is better and what way is not. God damn, his shorts are short. Do you know what I mean by that? Like, or you just have to be careful. There's just so much bias. I've never thought of the L. I'm listening.

I don't think I've – I don't know. I haven't seen how harsh he is about it, so I don't know. Maybe he was just like, hey, I think this way. If he's just like – He did it incorrectly. I would have to say he's saying that this is how he would go about teaching it, which is you start down here because this is where you're

going to have the most difficulty. And once you can establish this, it becomes easier for the athlete to then stand up afterwards and do execs short or short. But I think it's because he's so tall. Hey, that guy looked like a pooping dog in that position. Is his back supposed to? He doesn't look like he's in a good position there. Oh, that's better.

With that, that's no good. Right. Right. So I think I think what he was trying where is he that's a beautiful room did you all right well now that we're on this channel and we're talking the other thing i want to show you was you've never seen weightlifting filmed like this so he takes an fx6 and he shoots a video on it right what's going on with those things wrapped around his hand oh i've actually been doing this after i watched this video and it's awesome where is it are you talking about the grips yeah it looked like his hands were wrapped in a way that was dangerous like you can't get away from the bar these guys right yeah what what is that those are weightlifting straps.

You've never used weightlifting straps? No. Oh, you're kidding. And these are the quick release ones too. They keep you locked into the bar. Weightlifters use them because if you went and snatched every single day, your hands would get all chewed up. Are they dangerous?

Like the way if you're clipped in on a bike is dangerous? Like if you don't know how to get out in time? If you don't know how to use it it's dangerous oh yeah and yes also true you don't use them on cleans typically because it'll just wreck your wrists you will break something so here's the here's the final cut this is his. I guess it took him a long time to shoot this. Why? Because he had to complete all these different snatches from all these different camera angles.

Oh. 18 repetitions, and he moved the camera for each one of them. Oh. Why did he do that? That was kind of cool. It was just kind of a... Just to try something new? Yeah.

Here you go. Here it is again. The whole video led up to this moment. Yeah, I think it's cool. That's a nice depth, a shallow depth of field. I like the colors good. You color graded it. Where's the camera?

I watched this video and I thought maybe you would have too. There it is. It's an FX6. It's like a $7,000 camera. I don't like the way that... See that stick that comes up out of the tripod? The neck of the tripod is too skinny for that camera and that tripod, but whatever. Danger zone.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I've got a tripod like that too. It's crappy. Uh-oh, daddy, yawn. Time for crappy oh daddy on time for bed it was time for bed fucking 20 minutes ago i'm hungry as fuck i'm gonna stuff myself tonight forgot about caught the first 30 minutes but just getting back now and i figured i'd just be watching the replay but we're still live so freaking solid from the good dudes petty what's up petty um how did he become a weightlifting expert even if Craig Ritchie

Knows more and lifts better than this guy I don't know I don't know how anyone becomes an expert What are you an expert in? Me? Yeah you Careful you don't want to get kicked off YouTube Third grade math

I don't know if experts word i'm highly skilled and uh i am uh expert at raising kids i'm just fucking world class at it now granted they're only uh they're only six six and eight but fuck man i am good and i'm good at relationships i'm really good at relationships with boys and girls, both of them. Those are my three strengths. Raising kids, relationships with other human beings. What was it? There was another one.

Oh, third grade math. Yeah. I got crazy swagger on those three subjects. That's pretty good. You should put that somewhere that should be part of the ceo mantra hey don't hillar's got like something going right now he's like okay i'm gonna see hillar's like a like someone who goes to aa where it's like okay if i can just go one more day without drinking but he's like can i keep seven on for just one more

minute okay can i keep seven on what if i make i like when we get off now he's gonna be like dude when i hang up on all you guys hillary and i will still be here for a few minutes and hillary will be like dude at 147 i could tell you wanted to get off and i was like okay i'm just gonna try to keep him on for another minute you wanted to get off at an hour and 31 see i told you i picked up on it okay i think that's all I'll do we haven't even checked out the CrossFit games yet are you kidding you remember that time yeah yeah yeah in your 51 year old head all right

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