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Episode Date: November 12, 2024

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agreement with iGaming Ontario. What? Roe, getting up at 2 in the morning. Oh, days. Guys, I'm so sorry I'm late, and I really mean it. That's so lame that I have it scheduled for 7 and then I show up 10 minutes late. I am so sorry. I am just dragging ass.

Although I did go to sleep at 9 yesterday and I slept until about 5 Then my back was screaming. I don't think I can be in bed for what was it that makes it eight hours. That's my limit Oh my god. Yeah, can you time eight hours? Yeah. Oh good. I'm glad to hear you say that dude It was screaming. I tried on my side. I tried the pillow between the legs I tried on the back with my feet under my legs. My back just starts screaming. It's just like this Slow pain that creeps in every time I change positions and then it just starts escalating sucks Yeah, that's the worst. Yeah, I did not wake up in a good mood Not in a bad mood, but just like it like I I would just like to be one of those people one time It's like I slept for 12 hours. Yeah, I do I do have to apologize. It's so lame

It's really I appreciate you. It's so fucking lame to show up late like that I mean a minute late a minute early whatever but ten minutes like I looked at my clock and it was 707 and I was still just like god you suck, Sebi No, not sex positions. Just talking about just fucking sleep. But can I tell you something, Caleb? It makes me feel good that you that that you that you have that issue, too. Yeah, I can't I can't lay in bed for longer than like Probably seven hours because then I have the same thing like my low back or my hip just starts season up and Just uncomfortable

Yeah, and I paid I pay I slept perfectly last night the whole night didn't get up to take a piss nothing And I paid the price for it. I got a good night's sleep and I'm in but my back paid the price for it That's crazy Yeah, but but another thing that happened. I noticed is I Took because I was getting up at two in the morning Um three days in a row or whatever the fuck two thirty or three whatever time I was getting up. Um My shitting was off schedule And so this and i'm normally like I shit like clockwork and so I knew last night when I went to bed

I was just farting up a storm and then this morning I took three huge shits like the kind that leave piles that come out of the water three I took one Yeah, yeah, yeah It all caught up to you finally. I guess and it came it came out like They were like logs, but I could tell like they looked like they were made out of paste You know when I looked at them? Yeah, yeah, it was the Holy Trinity of shits. Thank you Jesus. Yes You know when I looked at him? Yeah. Yeah. It was the Holy Trinity of shits.

Thank you Jesus. Yes. It's crazy. Jesus has spoken. My dad told me, I remember one time, I don't remember how old my dad was, but I flew into an airport and I needed to be picked up at 3 in the morning and he was pissed at me.

And I was like, that sucks. My dad's pissed at me. He should love me and want to be picked up at 3 in the morning and he was pissed at me and I was like That sucks. My dad's pissed at me. He should love me and want to pick me up But now I'm like, oh now I get it at 52 like I do not want to get up at 3 in the morning Like when you got to take your kids to soccer practice after you've had like 12 hour day of work Like I guess I've known yeah, I guess I never had that work. Well, yeah, I did see, I saw, I saw, um, uh, this interview with Sydney Wells and Brooke Wells and Sydney Wells, uh, they were both on stage together. And I heard Sydney say, yeah, I had a job, I forget what she did, but for five

years, she had a job somewhere like McDonald's or front desk at a dentist office or something. She had some job for five years. And then she looked at Brooke Wells and she goes, and you've never had a job. I was like, wow. What? Yeah. She's just always done CrossFit. I guess.

Yeah. Yeah. Just straight out of college to CrossFit. Fuck. That's crazy. Seve, how'd you find Josh Cedar? I think just on Instagram. I think maybe I saw he was on Alex Stein show And

Then I Think I think I'd seen him on Instagram before he had a bunch of shit that went viral and then I saw him on Alex's show and then I just sent him out a DM I send out You're having this guy on the show. I Think he was on The Bachelor. Yes Yeah, did you really your toe in a into mainstream media? Yeah, this guy this guy's coming on Hey, do you watch The Bachelor? Did you see that season of The Bachelor? I Don't remember him exact. I remember his face, but I don't remember what season he was on

But yeah, I think I remember seeing him When we had Luke Parker on I watched the bachelor and There's no fucking way. I'll ever watch that show again. I thought it was the most I thought I seriously of all the things I've ever watched on TV. It was the most vile part of humanity I've ever seen It's basically dudes just fucking a chick and like trying to marry her. It's so it's so fucking the other way, too Okay, the other way. Yeah women women throwing themselves at men. Sure. Yeah. Yeah The whichever way it goes Like there's no part of that kind. Like there's nothing. For me it was

just gross. I thought it was horrible. I couldn't, I couldn't, I wanted nothing to do with those people. I love the drama. It's so much. Yeah, yeah I get that. And I just love talking shit on them. I just, it's so much fun to watch. I started watching like the Golden Bats were one, which is like 50 and over. Like they just, I can't do that. It's too sad. Everybody's like, oh, my partner died or whatever.

And you're like, oh, I don't, eh. I don't think that. I mean, come on. Hold on, hold on. I appreciate you calling. I need help today. I'm glad Caleb's here too. Happy Veterans Day, Caleb. Oh, thanks. Hello?

Hey. Hey, it's Rosie. Hey, Rosie. Rosie, look, I'm doing my part. I'm entertaining a veteran today. Oh, wow. Can you be a veteran while you're still in? is he still in even though he's a veteran I Mean in serve so I feel like yeah. Yeah. Okay, cool Yeah. Yeah. Thank you to all your vet. Thank you to all the veterans out there today today and every day not just today But uh, no, I wanted to call and I did my L1 this weekend. Oh, how was it? Oh It was awesome.

It was incredible. Yeah, I learned a lot. I've been doing CrossFit since 2012, so it was kind of a good refresher, to be honest. Who are your, who are the teachers there, the L1 team? I wonder if I know them. Joel Westerlin. Oh, wow.

Oh, shit. He's freaking hilarious. Yeah, isn't he amazing? Oh my he's amazing. Absolutely incredible. Um Jessica I can't remember her last name. She's from Iowa and then Huh a short brunette Yes, yeah, I had her very short and then I'm Casey good Is that a boy or girl is that a boy or girl a boy? Okay? I don't I don't I

Don't remember I don't know a lot of the new stuff I don't know but when we used to when we used to feature back in the day the L1 staff a lot and When we did that it was a lot of people really wanted to become L1 staff So everyone on the team is hot. It was cool. It was like like every chicken guy was a sweet piece of ass I don't know how it is these days But a Joe's kind of a throwback to the day when we were getting like hot dudes. He's cool as shit Dude, he is so freaking cool. I need a firefighter and wife is a cop like

He's super. Yeah, he was he was awesome. Yeah He gave me a lot of shit because I felt like a you per so he's like I don't know all you people in Wisconsin talk, but you sound like a euphor. And I was like, I'll take. You know, it was Joe's wife. It was Joe's wife who brought booty shorts to CrossFit. She was the first one ever to wear booty shorts in a competition. Really?

Yeah. I thought it was Stacey Cobart. No, this was a pre. Oh, well, she trained at the same gym as Stacey. So probably Stacey got it from her. But this chick at the 2009 games where a pair of red booty shorts. I want to see maybe I can find a picture. Oh, Libby Cross.

Libby. Yeah, she was she was she. I was going to say she was she. His wife is so fucking hot. It's crazy. Yeah, she's beautiful. Yeah. I kind of creeped on his Instagram Yeah, but yeah, I know it was it was absolutely incredible. I met a lot of people From all over the state of Wisconsin people came up from Illinois And then one girl was from Missouri

And there was one guy there that had never done CrossFit in his whole entire life and there was one guy there that had never done CrossFit in his whole entire life and It was absolutely incredible because he had no idea what a front squat was an overhead squat So cool Let me see if I can pull up a picture of her. Yeah, that is always cool when there's someone there who hasn't done CrossFit Yeah, oh, yeah. Yeah, there they are though. That's right., yep she was the first one to show up at a comp like that and the rest is history. Yeah now everyone's half naked. Hell yeah. I mean basically yeah. God bless her soul. Yeah, yeah so I just wanted to get a little shout out because L1 was like I, I've been doing

CrossFit since 2012, but it was a good like refresher on movement and like nutrition and just how it all gets put together. And it's just cool to hear like things that Greg Glassman talked about for the L1 and they still use it to this day. And it's just cool because like, you know know being able to listen to Greg Glassman on your show it's just it's just so cool to put them both together and actually hear those words come out of his mouth still but actually like you know understand it in an L1 is just really cool so. Awesome yeah well I'm glad you enjoyed it worth worth every penny. You glad you did it. Oh

Yeah, 100% Awesome, that's good. Hey, your sister called into the show Yeah, I know today. No a couple days ago after you called in. Oh I know I know she was texting me. She's like Jesus can you chill? I was like, no, it's just jacked up Oh awesome. Well, I was like, no, it's just jacked up. Oh, awesome. Well, she was great too. Dude, I know I'm a little over the top, but that's okay, that's how we roll.

But yeah, I know I stayed up, man, I was up till 3 a.m. after the election. I couldn't sleep. Yeah, it's pretty amazing. What's crazy is it's even getting more and more amazing as each day goes on and he talks about more and more what he's gonna do. This whole thing of how close we were to fucking democracy ruining our Republic is amazing. I wonder how many people on the left are gonna finally wake up to that. You can't have the fucking 99% saying we want to fucking enact slavery again.

And it happened, you know, and these fucking idiots that are singularly focused on democracy and forget about our liberty and the fact that we're a republic and that we have to stand for freedom of speech and the right to bear arms over everything else. Like even if we had a dictator, as long as we have freedom of speech, we're good. And these people who are missing that point, it is absolutely wild. It is... Right. 100%. It's terrifying. I mean, that's...

Even looking at the George Floyd thing, I mean, that's... We watched democracy in action, and it was disgusting. It was disgusting to see democracy democracy override liberty and yeah boy I'm so glad I don't know if you've seen some of the things Trump says he's gonna do but the first thing he's gonna Do is anyone in the US government? Anyone anyone in the US government who is involved in censorship they lose their job Yeah, I'm gonna feel Carrie. Oh their job. Yep.

Yep. Or the concealed carry. Oh, the concealed carry. My husband's pretty pumped about that. The concealed carry thing's great, right? Basically he's saying if you get a concealed carry permit anywhere, you can carry your gun anywhere in the United States. Yeah, that's awesome.

Right. Yep. Yeah. But I feel like that's how it should be. Yep. You know? Yep. And California, you know, California got rid of all, they got rid of their Los Angeles district attorney who is pro crime

Yeah, they recalled the mayor in Oakland and Oakland is a company has a was one of the great cities in this country and It's on the verge of collapse. Now. They got rid of their mayor. They got rid of their district attorney Hopefully more and more of these Tards are gonna to get the boot. Yeah, I mean it can only get better from here, right? You know, like we just... That's what we've, you know, we want to change and I look forward to what's going to happen. And I'm just more...

Excited so yeah Isn't it bizarre that they think rights are gonna be taken away when the whole Platform for Trump is to give rights. That's right. It's it's fascinating to me Yeah, absolutely bizarre. I have a cousin in law She is with a big Kamala fan and she posted on her story like, Oh my god, my rights are blah, blah, blah, taken away. And like, Oh, my, I just try to shut my mouth and not say anything. But at the same time, I'm like, Oh, my gosh, you have like, do you even know what you're talking about? No, no, no, no idea. No. Yeah. So, Hey, hey, hey, let me ask you, let me ask you one more question.

The guy who was there, who, who didn't do CrossFit, who took the L one, did you get a chance to talk to that person? What did, what did he or she say? Why did they talk? He was in my breakout group for everything and he was like blown away by like the movement and just like he couldn't he couldn't put into words really how incredible like CrossFit is as a fitness avenue to go down on. He just was like a personal trainer and he was like, I just want to get certified in CrossFit. But then like now I feel like he's going to be,

he drank the Kool-Aid, you know what I mean? Like he's just the way he was talking to me like about it. He just couldn't believe how incredible just the crossfit you know how it works the body and just nutrition and all that so it was cool really really cool awesome yeah so all right well thanks for calling absolutely you bet okay have a good one Absolutely. You bet. Okay. Have a good one. Yeah, you too, man. Bye.

Bye, Caleb. Bye. Rosie photography. I saw a post, you know what else I realized from Rogue Fitness? What's that? I mean, I always know this, but then I forget it. I like covering CrossFit because of the people more than the sport. And when I don't like the people, I don't really enjoy covering the sport. Do you know what I mean? I wasn't as into Rogue as much as I could have been because I'm just not into the people.

I'm not excited by the people. Yeah, there were probably Two or three people we were excited to talk about or like yeah Yeah compete. Yeah, just kind of like like I wish Colton would have been there and Hattie Can you and You know Lydia fish they're just people that I like. Like I'm not, I'm not into, I don't know if I should single anyone out. I mean, I have nothing against Tia per se, but like, I'm just not into her.

So I'm just not interested in. There's nothing there. Yeah. Like I'm just covering sports at that point. Like I want to cover people I'm into people and Like I like James a lot like a lot a lot. I'd cover anything. He's doing I love Dallin Jason Yeah, Jason's fun goofball But uh, boy the women's comp after Gabby was gone trying to think Boy the women's comp after Gabby was gone trying to think Maybe a little bit. Yeah, Ariel Gazan

But even them ever since the games I haven't been talking to that. I haven't talked to them If I don't talk to people, I don't know. I'm just I just wasn't I was more excited to have Katie on than anything else. I love Katie. I love the people who put it on. Yeah, there was some weird shit I saw there. I don't know what's going on with Kiki. I don't know what's going on. Hey, is there some sort of rule? There's gotta be some sort of rule right like

Women who do stuff to their face Isn't there like if you're gonna get Botox like it takes a week or a month or something for it to settle down whatever she did do her face or like If you go to an esthetician and you have your face like Depimpled or whatever like you got it gets really red for a couple days or a day. Like you just have to, um, whatever she did to her face, like it needed another week before she went live. You know what I mean? Like every time I was, yeah, whatever.

Um, I didn't even recognize her as looking like a human being. Um, looks a little blown up. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what. Maybe that's why she was so bad interviewing athletes after the events. Yeah, she looked like she was turning into a cat. I will say this too, she was bad. I still think that Laura and the other athletes should do their part to help. But it was bad. And it probably in her defense, it probably didn't make it easy that Laura, I guess, I guess as soon as Laura and Tia became combative to her, she should have just stopped interviewing them. She should have leveraged whatever power she had and been like, fuck it,

I'm going to interview fucking Taylor Williamson, who doesn't really talk in interviews either. So pick someone else. But you know, Ariel, Ariel would have talked. You know what I mean? Right. Yeah, it got weird after the two of them. Yeah, I didn't like it. It was almost I was almost just watching it to see how hard of a time

they were going to give her. So what was your favorite part about that event? You know, I like events. I like events. I did it. I did the workout. It was what it is. Yeah, I did.

Yeah. Okay, dude. You're really really selling yourself. Maybe there's an untold beef. Here's the thing like just any time you get in front of the camera and you're an athlete Just take advantage of it. Look what Colton's done Right look what Colton's done I bet you Colton has more followers than Dallin Jason and James and It's just cuz he takes advantage of those moments that he's up he's he's up in front I Want to um, I want to read this to you.

And this is why Tanner Shuck is so much cooler than all of the CrossFit Games athletes. Because the guy's just fucking not afraid. You're right. He does have more followers than all three of those guys yeah Yeah, and what's he done? He's got he's nothing. He fucking raises wiener dogs and raises pigs He fucking doesn't look like fucking Tom Cruise He's fucking he that no one ever thinks he's gonna win and Yeah, and thinks he's gonna win.

And yet he's the man. That's wild, yeah. It's not okay to be woke. It's not okay for a man to identify as a woman. It's not okay for the majority of the US population to be fat and sick. He's conflating things here. But anyway, it's okay. The last four years, the world didn't progress.

It regressed. We need change. Thankfully got it can you imagine can you imagine um uh tia writing something like this while her fucking country this week lost freedom of speech they lost control of the internet in australia and handed it to the government that's supposed to serve them of the internet in Australia and handed it to the government that's supposed to serve them. Can you imagine if she did that? If she just had like one iota of fucking backbone? I'm I'm I get I'm not I'm way more into people who have a morals and values and share them than I am just strong people. She would probably gain a lot of traction if she said anything about it.

I even respect Mitchell Hooper more than I respect. At least he fucked himself because he's tried to stand up for strong women and then for something John said about them being butt ugly Which is is not a fact, but it's as close that opinion is as close to a fact as you can get It's pretty close. It's pretty close to a fact, but it's not still an opinion I mean, you know, you couldn't prove that they're ugly. It's their own but But then to go but then they went on Mitchell hooper's Instagram and scrolled back to the beginning and there was never a post of a single strong woman.

It's all just super hot beaver from the CrossFit world and that kind of fucked Hooper, Cooper, whatever his name is. Isn't that crazy? That is crazy. That was a crazy, I think about that every once in a while. That's a kid, they KO'd Cooper with that.

Yeah, he got fucked. No, no, Cooper's coming on tomorrow, Hooper. They KO'd Hooper with that. CrossFit... Strong women are ugly. Fuck you! How dare you say that? Well, let's scroll through your Instagram and it's just all fucking CrossFit beaver. It's just fucking nuts. Yeah, you look like you also really like strong women, dude. Yeah, you look like you also really like strong women, dude. I bet to be fair, I don't know any strong women, but I bet you they're more likable than the CrossFit women. Like, have you hung out with them?

You think so? Yeah, but I'm just guessing just because of the fact that they're just such a mess that they're free. Like, to be able to accept looking like the way they do, at some point you just have to be like, fuck it, who cares? And I'm guessing that they're just fun to have a drink with at the bar. I'm guessing. It's like gay people who've accepted their situation. They're way more fun than straight people. I mean, there's not a, you know, like that 20% of gay people who are just like, you know what I mean? Just, they're just, fuck it. They've just accepted their situation. They're cool as fuck. You're free around them. You know what I mean? Just they're just fuck it. They've just accepted their situation. They're cool as fuck. You're free.

You're free around them. You know what I mean? Yeah. I like that's true. Being around gay people is pretty. Yeah, cool, cool gay dudes are great to be around. I'd rather I'd rather boy, this one's going to be a hot take. I'd rather do naked hot tubbing with cool gated guys than

Then straight guys. Oh Yeah, you know what I mean, it's like whatever for sure. Yeah, they're not gonna judge you they're like I'm usually they're in Speedos. Anyway, yeah, I don't care if a gay guy tells me at you know It says anything about my body like whatever I'm cool with it. Yeah You know fucking straight guy judging me. I don't need that No way those women are free with all this shit that they take. I don't know But by free I just yeah, maybe I don't know. I think they just don't There's like a personality trait that they have it's just like more Open like they'll they'll talk shit to you. Like yeah, like I feel like I'm back at John

Yeah, I feel like a strong woman if you were somewhere and like you spilled a beer on her She would just stand up and like go like this and be like order another one. Yeah, he's built a beer on some like, you know Other girl, you know what I mean, she'd fucking lose her shit, right? It's like got my dress dirty and this chicks like fucking loser shit right it's like got my dress dirty and this chick's like fucking taking wiping beer with the squeegee out of her Fupa you know what I mean and not giving the fuck it's like people who do who've done jujitsu for a long time like if you interact with them like if anything goes wrong while you're out like at a bar or something they're like yeah whatever like yeah we'll get another one um Someone came to some someone came to my house

And uh and parked their car on my lawn Like they pulled into my compound and they parked their car on my lawn and And i'm like, hey dude, what the fuck are you doing? but That's the I was kind of stoked too because that's the vibe my house gave like it's okay to park your car on the lawn like at my house like I The gardeners are free like if you're at my house and you're a gardener. It's okay to pee against the fence

Oh, okay, you know what I mean? That's what I mean. Like it's just like it's got a vibe. Okay You don't like it but it happens anyway kind of thing um Yeah, well, I don't mind the peeing but i'm just saying it's like my house has like this free vibe like it's like it's good It's okay Okay, I like it Extra sloppy. I saw a clip of a gay pool party with 25 gay dudes and all I could think about was how many boners were under the water I

Saw I saw a party with 25 straight dudes and that's all I could think about was how many boners were under the water. I saw I saw a party with 25 straight dudes and that's all I could think. So yeah, that is that is kind of funny. So Tyler, that's a good point. So strong women are basically the manlier version of Mitchell Cooper. Yeah, like I picture strong women Being way more cool than Mitchell Cooper Hooper way cooler. Yeah, like they'll stick up for themselves. They don't need some dumbass dude to do it for them Yeah, they're not uptight. Yeah I'm peeing to chase the moles away from my garden not working That's a thank you. Can you picture? Can picture Melissa squatting over a hole honestly? I did immediately

Is that any that gets rid of them any group that's like transcended there Their stereotypes and that they're just cool are cool. I don't care about your politics, I care about your common sense and health. Can't wait for RFK to shred the CDC and FDA. Yeah, it's gonna be amazing. It's just gonna get weird. Also everyone take note, Tanner didn't have the balls to post this bull until after Trump won.

That's an interesting point. Someone else says he has the biggest balls of them all. Oh, it's Kenneth. And now I will stop following. What a shame. I love those. Stick to weights and out of politics. I don't know if it's politics to not want trannies in the boys and the girls restrooms. I don't think that's politics. No.

You think that's politics? No. Yeah, I don't think that's politics. No, I think that's politics. No. Yeah, I don't think so either. I don't think that's politics. Politics is like deciding, like if something should be a national holiday or we should spend our money on building roads or how to spend money on infrastructure. I don't think that's politics. how to spend money on infrastructure. I don't think that's politics. I think that's like cultural civil war. Your opinion and I respect it,

but it's not a good take at all. Now the absolute crying in the comments, 15 years of the left forcing literally every corner of the culture to publicly affirm their ideology. Yeah, that's what happened. Now except the politics they don't like are being affirmed. Just remember whatever the left did we we will do as well. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

I disagree. What does that even mean? They're not going to get better health from the Trump that it doesn't matter whether you're gonna get better health from the chomp Trump The opportunity to get better health is already there Did you see that there I think actually Heidi shared this some Interview with I think it was actually Joe Rogan was talking to these two doctors and apparently it's legal to prescribe. Like Jim, I saw that. Callie Means is talking about him and his wife or sister or whatever that she is is talking about how it's okay to prescribe exercise. I don't know if that's true. I need to ask Greg that on

Wednesday. We had talked about that or I need to have Tom Siskron on to see if that's true. I don't know if that's true. That would be crazy because then you're using your insurance money to pay for your gym membership essentially right like it's a prescription so it's like oh I'm gonna prescribe a gym membership and you go to Planet Fitness and you're supposed to do it five times a week or something yeah like if you go to you go to your doctor and you write to you a prescription and then you you do the gym would have to and then you take the prescription to the gym but the gym would then have to figure out how to get that money from the government. Oh

Right, okay, and so I'm not sure I'm not sure if gyms are Set up to do that. You know what I mean? Like doctors are set up to do that I mean, that's that's their whole game the whole doctor's game and you know when people take those prescriptions to places Once they then they have to fight with the government to get paid. I Know I know someone who takes shitloads of prescriptions and you only get like half the money that the government says you're supposed to get It's all a big negotiation process. It's really corrupt Jesus I remember when I had insurance with CrossFit and I would get these notes in the in the mail saying

From from whoever the provider was I'd go to the doctor and they'd be like your doctor visit was 3500 bucks and We negotiated it down to seventeen hundred dollars, and I'm be like dude. I don't want you fucking negotiating down my fucking doctors visits I pay insurance pay them the full fuck fucking price. I don't want you fucking negotiating down my fucking doctor's visits. I pay insurance pay them the full fuck fucking price I don't want to hear I don't want I don't need you negotiating down how much my doctor gets paid. Thank you Yeah, like it was some benefit for me Question for Caleb It's like that. Okay. My judge friends are doing Chad today in Scotland. Stupid. Don't do Chad. Dumb workout. And flying home tomorrow. Should I be worried about them getting blood clots? Yes. No, you shouldn't be worried about it. Usually

if you have like a long flight, and I like to work out before a long flight, and then while I'm on the flight I'll usually walk around and stretch and usually I'll get into an aisle somewhere and I don't, you should be fine. Ever since a Pat and I fucked the other day on the show, look at the kind of shit we're getting. We're in, we're in the honeymoon period. Catherine Chad is the dumbest workout ever. No one should ever do it. It's an injury waiting to happen. Thank you. I think it's so crazy. Why do you think that? God, I'm 52

It's a 20 inch box do I do I Do I do I um, I had my kids do so much jumping because of the Achilles Stairs is just like a fuck you do it Really my kids. Oh, yeah, I had them do so much of jumping this weekend so much jumping Like fuck you have them you have them load like squat load when they jump Everything I had him do all sorts for the first thing as I did is I had him do 30 jumps to an inch and a half And then I increased it by an inch and a half 15 times What is that like a like a piece of mat? Is that

one of those rogue mats? Yeah. Okay. Well, I watched the UFC and I just had them just jump, jump, jump. Oh yeah. And then afterwards we did like an hour of just straight just jumping. Obvious toe is broken so he couldn't do it but the twins did it. Should have him do like plate push-ups or something Anyway, I would like to post tan or greater than and then put CrossFit athletes. I just love it that he's actually using this platform to To do something besides sell fucking wrist straps It's really good at that

straps. He's really good at that. Step up and down 1000 times with 20 pounds on your back. Oh is it only 20 pounds? No he's a pussy. He only used 20 pounds. It's not good for you people. It's fucking dumb. What is the weight on it? I think it's 45 pounds. I don't understand how people are sore after that I've never been sore after doing Chad Well, that's interesting because if my calves have been the time I did it I think I've done it twice once or twice and my calves were so sore and it's it's the stepping down part because I put My toe down first and then lower and get that eccentric fucking Work on my make. Really slow. Well, or or it's just because you're taller.

So you don't you can you know what I mean? When you reach down, you don't have to look for your like I have to look for my toe. You know what I mean? Huh? Hey, I went to speaking of which I went to Athena's fat seminar like training fat people. And one of the things they do is they have you wear something on the front of your stomach, and then they have you do box step ups,

and you realize it's fucked because you can't see the box and you can't see where you step down. And I saw the strong women struggling with that. When they went up those stairs and they were done with that workout and they were looking, even when they went up or down, they can't see the steps. So I saw them doing that thing where like you just have to step with faith.

And I was like, wow, I know exactly. I like I know what that is. I learned that in the. I learned that crazy, too. It is crazy, right? And so when they come down the stairs, they're fucked because they can't see it. And so they have no like visual cue that it actually exists. It's just a leap of faith.

It's probably more faith than most Christians have probably well They probably have to do that thing where I feel like turning sideways and then like Lowered their leg down touch it and then bring their other leg. Yeah. Yeah, that's fucking crazy, dude Just imagine I mean one girl there was like a low-angle shot of her and then I thought I was looking at her butt And then when it pulled out it was her front It was her foot, but her foot was bigger than her butt her front, but yeah, it was crazy. Fuck. That's wild. Yeah, I Fucking can't stand that shit It's so crazy to me. I

Wonder if there's a nutrition program for strong women. Oh You you don't think there is? I know one person specifically named Lauren Khalil does nutrition. She's a strong woman. But is she strong? She does strong woman comps? Oh, you mean like strong woman comps? Yeah. You're not generally strong women?

Oh, that's crazy. You bring up Lauren. So Lauren was pushing on her Instagram pumpkin lattes. So I went and looked to see how many grams of sugar on a pumpkin latte and there's 50 grams. And I'm thinking to myself, like I don't care if you drink those, drink as many as you fucking want sure

But to push those seemed incredibly Irresponsible Yeah, it's um And I think she drinks Shirley temples, which I think is just soda pop on her thing, too I just don't get why she ever does that but anyway, then a couple days ago I saw that pumpkin lattes had a have ammonia in them cancer causing ammonia in them from Starbucks. Oh my God. And are you out of your fucking mind?

Pushing like, look, I don't care if you go to Starbucks, I don't care if you go to Pete's, I don't care. But don't why if you go to Starbucks, I don't care if you go to Pete's, I don't care, but don't, why are you promoting it? I just don't get why you would promote it. Is it supposed to, are you in defiance?. I'm not asking you to lie. If someone says, hey, Sevan, have you had a pumpkin latte this year? I mean, I haven't. But have you ever had a pumpkin latte in your life? Yes. Did you like it? Yeah, I fucking loved it. But why promote it? Why put it... Why show someone it so then... Let's say you're watching her show and then you're like, oh, I want one of those and then it activates you to get up and drink one.

Why would you wanna do that to someone? Cause they think it's funny. So, it's just the general joke for everybody. Oh my God, I'm drinking Charlie Pills. You gotta eat a bazillion calories says Bladewalker if you want to be top dog But you still need to be mindful the types of cows you eat depending on your workout splits Yeah, is Lauren still with talking elite fitness. I do not know but I am a huge fan of her. I

Like it when she goes on and does her talks the other day I went on there were there was one viewer And it was me and they were like, oh we have one viewer identify yourself identify yourself. I'm like, there's no fucking way I'm humble enough to say They they started this show and I was the one viewer And it was her and the redheaded girl a really cute redheaded girl who used to work at Morning Chalk Up. Presley? Yes, yes and but all like I just wanted like all I want to hear is just dating stories. Honestly those are the... see it'd be like The Bachelor dude you like The Bachelor you just don't you can't admit it you

want to see that shit? That's what it was. I want her to be like I want to know like yeah He tried I want to hear Lauren be like yeah, this guy tried to finger me He didn't even spit on his hand first or or he did spit on his hand and that was gross I just want to hear like, you know what I mean? I just want to hear stuff like that. I want to hear like I Want to hear like I want to hear press to be like, Oh my God, I was with a guy who had a micro dick and they start laughing. Like I just need, I just want to hear, I just want to hear dating stuff.

I want her to like Chromecast or like use the screen with like her, whatever dating app she uses, and then just swipe right or left with whoever she sees. Yeah. Yeah. That would be great. And then, and then to give reasons why. Yeah. Yeah, that would be great And then and then give reasons why Yeah, I think that'd be hilarious Yeah, and then go through like dms and be like this guy said this this was the first this was the the uh

Pickup line this guy used and I thought it was hilarious, but I just can't or whatever, you know Oh, that'd be so fucking funny, dude Heidi, uh, what why would he spit on his hand? Because she's dry, I don't know. Uh, uh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha All right, well now we know definitely don't spit on your hand. If you need any advice, don't spit on your hand before you start fingering a woman. Yeah, maybe you should go on the show, Heidi, with her. But anyway, it was so crazy when they were just like, come on, identify yourself. We have one viewer. Identify yourself.

I almost felt, you know, I started panicking. I was like, I wonder if she has like some sort of software shoes Where she could see the one person who's watching? Never know dude shit's crazy out there. Hey, I bet you they didn't think I was the one listener in a million years Hell no, dude, but when I get the notification I click it right away. I go really yeah, and then I watched for like 30 minutes I saw it go up to four viewers Okay, that's good. Yeah Well, you just told her no I just just us we're no one's gonna know about us

Nobody's gonna know yeah Fuck that'd be crazy though. Yeah, I just oh it would be it would make things so much more entertaining. Yeah, I Was with this guy and he hadn't even kissed me yet and he undid my bra He's like he was totally out of the sequence of things to do American psycho dude, like is that what he did? He went for bra before a kiss? Un-snap the bra? Feel the titties before the kiss? Just seems like something he would do yeah. Be like no we don't there's no face face interaction he just straights doggy.

Someone someone told me they're like hey dude uh you know that show Dexter? They're like yeah they're like you know who Dexter is. i'm like no who they go, uh, Jeffrey adler I'm like really they're like dude. Look at his eyes. Nobody is home. There's nothing there. Holy shit I was like, wow, that's it Wow, that's pretty good. Yeah, your boyfriend can do that. Your boyfriend can go straight for the titties But i'm talking about like first date. Yeah, I squeeze the titties all like I just fucking pass in the kitchen and grab a handful of titty yeah just to make sure yeah just to do a dick check on myself make sure my dick's working make sure my hand is still connected to my dick you

know what I mean you know that yeah like the last thing you want to do, the last thing you could want to do is have sex and if you put your hand on a titty it fucking just recalibrates the whole system. You know like on gimbals when the camera gets all squirrely you can double push a button and it resets the camera? Yeah I figured that out. You know what I mean? Like it centers everything. There's probably a lot of different devices that have that not just gimbals but that's what I I think that's what touching a boob does for a guy. It's just the whole system like realigns.

Yes. Yes. Yeah. If something was out of place, you just grab a tit and everything just kind of like falls back into place. There's harmony in the in the unit again. Whenever my wife comes to visit, that's basically the first thing I do. I'll be like, ah. Just grab. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Grab a handful of titty. first thing I do. I'd be like, Yeah, yes. Yeah. Grab a handful of titty. When I was in college, anytime, I guess I wasn't in college. But when I first met my wife, once I got access to the tits after five years, anytime I bumped into I know it was crazy after anytime I bumped into her tits, I would just say heaven.

Heaven. Heaven. You know, I would just say heaven. Heaven. Ah, heaven. You know if I just brushed against him, heaven. Amazing. Oh, you've noticed that about him, huh? Jeffrey Adler has the scariest eyes, interesting. I didn't even- He's dead back there, man. Wow.

I knew a girl who hooked up with a guy and he refused to kiss her and he Said he just doesn't like kissing Wow, really Was that is that like a germaphobe or something? Maybe I don't know but you're already having sex dude Like what's the difference between the germs in your mouth and the germs on your dick, dude? I Like what's the difference between the germs in your mouth and the germs on your dick, dude, I

Would maybe just had smelly breath I would lick the whole entire inside of my wife's mouth clean That guy's definitely gay Yeah, for sure Unless he's got herpes he just doesn't want to pass it on Remember when you were gonna do a Danielle dating show. Yeah, I was thinking about that the other day man We text a little bit this last couple weeks when she got her panties in a twist and that did pop into my head again. Seve, hi, what's up Kevin? Should the PFAA take responsibility for the torn Achilles this weekend? I mean, no, my immediate answer is no,

but I wanna say some smart al-wiki comment like I Mean, I don't think the PFA is anything Like it's nothing This show and seven Matosian me are and Sevan Matosi and me are a thousand, ten thousand times more potent, effective, reliable, consistent for athlete rights than the PFAA could be in ten years if they got to work now. It's like, it's not even, and it's not even part of my agenda. It's like, they're just nothing. They're... You know what the PFAA is? You remember being like in the third grade

and they're like, we need someone to be a hall monitor. And some fucking girl in the class that everyone knew was a bitch would be like, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, and the teacher's like, okay. And he puts like this yarn thing with like a tag around her that says hall monitor. And she goes out there and she makes sure that

That's what the PFA is. It's like it's as It's as anointed as a third grader being a hall monitor at your elementary school just nothing it's just it It's just nothing It's just nothing. It's just absolutely nothing. Yeah, just nothing burgers all the way down. Yeah. That's why it's like it's fun to talk about on this show just like to pick on them and and like gossip about them.

But like if I if anyone who's like legitimately involved in the workings of the sport, whether it be Dylan over at water polloser or Katie and Bill or CrossFit it should be like they should just put Brent over their leg and spank them like they're just it's just nothing Just like go away they're like they're like flies at lunchtime or a yellow jacket that comes at lunchtime It's like go away. Someone should just whack it with a towel it that comes at lunchtime. It's like go away. Someone should just whack it with a towel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. It's all, that doesn't surprise me. Young, that you fit the stereotype perfectly. Young, cute, Asian girl. I love being chosen to clean those chalky racers. Yeah. Gives you validity. Snag them together outside. Yeah.

I mean, just think every NFL football game has five injuries worse than probably what happened to Henrik Kappelainen Yeah, it was it was Henrik right Yep And it's like do you want to do pro sports at the fucking highest level and compete for two hundred thousand dollars? Well, there's gonna be some fucking jumping You're gonna smash heads with another dude for millions of dollars a year Justin's is in boat salty beaver salty hive crossfit taking responsibility is a little far But if they want to be a factor they should say something like we miss an opportunity to keep athletes safe this weekend. Yeah, that's fair.

I mean, taking responsibility would give them some validity, you know. I mean, it's a cheap way to make a land grab. I agree with Justin on that. Lion's player broke his leg last week. Yeah, I mean, think about the entire NFL. I mean, the NFL will have more injuries this weekend than CrossFit will have more long-term life-changing injuries in one weekend than CrossFit will have in the entire history of the sport for the next 100 years.

Yeah, exactly. Just in one weekend. It's just like there's some weird stats like that just like The golf the golf ecosystem sent sells ten billion dollars Justin balls a year. It's a ten billion dollar ecosystem the ball ecosystem and just think that WNBA is a sixty million dollar We get paid as much Because your fucking ecosystem is ass It's just just think about that. That's how Pathetic the WNBA is fucking revenue stream is it's smaller than the value of CrossFit and they have the fucking NBA behind it

And all the college and all the colleges and the funnel system. I mean, it's just crazy. Are we gonna say Kayla? I'm just saying they're complaining about not having first-class tickets or private private jets to fly everywhere If you guys don't even have the money to do that My biggest takeaway this weekend truly was I'm trying to figure out what's going on with the with the interviews that the athletes it's the one time that they get the most attention and the most appreciation and just how they all fail. Like if they had their managers should tell them hey they should show the basically the Jason Hopper clip from the games where he pulled down there you have one opportunity to talk to everyone to have fun to win people you could still be a bitch to like Laura but

then really lean into it like like it was just so caddy what she did to Kiki she should have just been like Kiki that's a dumbass question let me tell you what you really want to ask me and then say it but just these eye rolls and these deep breaths that Tia's taking and this acting like like you're doing us a favor like oh thank you for the I just want to really thank the fans like no one believes that There's nothing fucking sincere about it. You don't ever actually give us anything except the workout It's just I don't know what's going on there, but if I'm a manager I Talk to him look at Colton just look at any of Colton's interviews

Just any spicy every time. Yeah every time or give something up, right? Yeah, my mom died or fuck you I'm gonna beat all you guys or this was a long road here and just anything He leaves every interview with like something to remember He has like a mic drop at the end every time. Seve of the boys watch Happy Gilmore yet so good watch it with my seven year old this week and he loved it. Yeah my kids love Happy Gilmore. 364 more days to the next year's hockey tryouts. Yeah they've seen that. I mean it's not it was one of those things I've had to force them to watch. They didn't want to watch it. What?

But once they did That's like I feel like I feel like the south end of a northbound pig. Yeah all that. Yeah Yeah, it's uh What about what about um, uh danny's uh outfits this weekend what about her shorts What shorts? Just straight There's no here's here's what i just straight falling out of them things there's no way there's a bigger short There's no like that's that's the biggest pair of shorts made

ever That's the biggest pair of shorts made ever in the history of the planet this this this is a good picture of them this they're doing a lot of covering here Oh Yeah This Yeah, that's pretty good man. She was fucking athletic as fuck Yeah, she looked she looks great. Oh man. She watched her do that handstand walk was insane The double unders insane There's one movement she did I can't remember what it was what the workout was but her ass was jiggling It was crazy was undulating It was it was it was so fun to watch I'm trying to think what movement it was it was so nuts

Hey, so what so she must feel that? Just right the movement. Yeah, she might all over the place. Yeah, she must feel that hello Oh It was barclays bank, that means I charge something on my credit card and they're like hey, um Are you sure about that? Yeah, there was there was some movement she was doing where ass was just going up and down and I was like Oh, she oh she feels it. Yeah, she must feel it right? Oh, you totally feel it Wow Yeah. Oh was it the double unders? That's fucking crazy, dude.

Yeah, it was it was I I it was cool. Thank you. Thank you, Danny. There was one there was one. Oh and I liked alex gazan's outfit, too. On the last day, I think it was in the final workout. God, she looked fucking great. Born primitive sports bra. Is that what that's born primitive?

Yeah, it had the the back was kind of like a diamond. Yeah. Yeah, that thing was fucking awesome. I don't know how that thing stays on in the front. Whenever there's like a little bit of whenever there's a little bit of shadow. Yeah, that thing. Yeah that thing Yeah, when people hit their outfits right they look fucking amazing it's like how like Ariel has sports bras that are kind of the same thing but They they're like dangling off her shoulders like her traps are so big that they're just like falling off of her. It's insane

Like her traps are so big that they're just like falling off of her. It's insane. Yeah. Alex looks fucking awesome. Yeah. That's pretty wild. I think, um, I think, uh, Jr. Was trying to get his hold of all those, uh, heavy ropes. Oh yeah.

I probably shouldn't say that, but that means probably heavy ropes are going to be in crash next year. Maybe he's always trying to change it up. I like those ropes. I like that. I think you can get them in different sizes. The ones that have the nylon rope are a lot harder. To get why them in different sizes. The ones that have the nylon rope are a lot harder to get to fit because I'm so tall. Oh, I'm like, I'm gonna like really like shrug up and like bend my knees when I go to use them. Yeah, I have that BP bra. Alex, Alex has the best butt. It's getting better, right? It used to be so narrow.

And then I noticed when she was like next to Danny or someone, both of her butt cheeks were the same size of one of Danny's butt cheeks. But it is starting to stick out more. It's nice having that. I can't compare it to Danny's butt. Unfair. Let's make a ranking of best looking CrossFit athletes.

Didn't we do that? That that will help the show. That will help the show's reputation. Gazan's ass was out of control this weekend. Someone in the comments wrote, Gazan's ass is staring at me. Oh really? Oh Really Yeah, JR did put one of those muscle up logs in the gym. Yeah to help hopper I don't think he got much use out of it though That's sick

This thing looks fucking scary did you see Ariel got a black eye from this thing that's what they were using Yeah, I think so No, no, no, I don't think so Look for other heavy ropes. I don't think they were using that one with the steel cable if were they I want at least there was nylon wrapped around it. I Actually own those And I've never used them. I've had them for five years and I think they're still wrapped up like that. Really? Yeah Maybe longer. Maybe you know, I think maybe Dan Bailey stayed with me and left those at my house or something

Seve do you have the biggest gun to NCF media? No, not even close But thanks for asking the biggest gun. Yeah. Thank you. That's fucked up. Yeah Okay, let's uh, okay, let's see that's it that that little black line under her right eye yeah Wow Yeah, that's it that's serious Yeah, that's it. That's serious. Ouch. I wasn't very inspired. I'm glad you're here. I wasn't very inspired for today's show. It's not really feeling it. Oh Climbing rope here we go climbing rope. Never mind my bad. Hold on. Let me pull my pants up over my gunt

I was I saw that Kamala paid Oprah a million dollars to interview her Did you know that? Yeah Kamala paid Oprah a million dollars to interview her. Did you know that? Yeah. They present that and you think that Oprah's like, you think that Oprah calls her and is like, Hey, can I interview you for my show or some shit? I don't even know if Oprah still has a show, but it's been, they went through the spending,

the billion dollar spend that Kamala did on the campaign. She made fucking Oprah. A million dollars to interview her. Is that fucking insane, dude? I don't think Joe Rogan paid Trump to earn like they paid Joe Rogan to get Trump. Dude, that it's that's so fucking unethical, dude. Nicely for Oprah. She got her friend Kamala to pay her a So fucking unethical dude. friends and blew the rest on being a diva. Kamala went on a podcast, remember Call Her

Daddy, but she didn't want to go to their studio in LA. So she made the host fly to DC and used campaign cash to build a fake set in a hotel room. She spent more than a hundred grand to build it. Did you hear that? They fucking, they paid Oprah a million dollars to interview Kamala and then they rebuilt the Call Her Daddy studio for a hundred thousand dollars in a hotel room so that she wouldn't have to go to LA. That set. See it? What? Coffee table and a bookshelf. That's six figures. Now we looked at the set, we probably could have done it for around six grand. That's without labor. But where'd the rest of the money go?

We don't know. So she's still trying to soak folks for cash. 24 hours after the election, on Wednesday, Democrats got a text from the campaign, urgent, we need help, donate now. Democrats got a text from the campaign urgent. We need help donate now Help with what you lost If this is how she's gonna spend her donors dollars imagine what she would have done with our taxes Wow, wow, dude That's so fucking bad seve how much was your setup Same with I don't understand. Oh, yeah, I don't understand. I should expensive. I think this desk is like

300 bucks from Amazon The lights were 99 bucks each I have to I Think this computer is over 20 grand. Probably the Mac Studio is probably 13,000. This monitor over here is 5,000. That sign, the listeners bought the sign for me. That's like the best. That added the most validity to it. To the whole show. I've had five or six roadcasters at 500 bucks each.

I got a big 90 inch TV in here. It was probably, I don't know, two grand. I have a CEO flag in here that Travis sent me. Vindicate. I have these two crazy steel tools chest in here that are probably 2500 bucks each. They're like all the camera equipment's in, but like a real man would have tools in them. That couch I got for free from my mom. I probably have six mics in here like this that are 500 bucks each. Probably have 10 sets of heads. I don't know. It's a lot. I bet you I bet you total there's 50 grand worth of shit in here. Maybe more.

There's so many cameras and shit. I just don't use it. I'm I have more capability than, um, Oh yeah. Chocolate penis. Hillary got me that. That was free. That's like a hundred bucks. Easy.

I probably have like $300 worth of Dave's olive oil in here oh yeah CEO skateboard nice is nice it's nice well I probably have $300 in grippers in here I can only close two of them I Probably have $500 in grippers near Yeah, 10 million on Beyonce and she didn't even sing really is that how much it cost Fuck brother, that's crazy Fuck. Brother, that's crazy. Seb, I'm gonna get robbed.

Probably not. You know what I have? I have a steel screen on this office and I have bars on the windows. And then all my neighbors have guns and I have guns, obviously. And then I got... I'm in the middle of nowhere so if you pulled up like you know if someone parks in front of my house my neighbors call me really yeah that's cool right that's really cool yeah hey there's a car in front of your house

like thank you that's how like desolate it is where I'm at that is pretty wild yeah and if someone like if someone leaves a car here like probably in the eight years I've been here twice. There have been cars They've just been parked on the street and like all the neighbors will come out and stand around the car Wow, is this really true they paid fucking that Lizzo three mil Is that so they could bring is that so they could bring her orca tank with her She sleeps night Five million for Megan Stallion. Who's that? Is that Megan Fox?

Megan the stallion. No, that's another artist or musician Two mil for Emin&M wow oh Lizzo's pre-performance meal was a two million of the three million man that's so bad there were I saw a donor complaining a donor who a lady who had raised 50 million dollars to support Kamala and she's pissed because they promised her that they were gonna win Are you gonna promise that? I don't even know how to process this I fact check this by the way and this is a hundred percent true this is a hundred percent true how the fuck how do you process this all the states that the Dems won required no ID and and that's it those are the only ones they won how the fuck am I supposed

to process that that coincidence it's really it's rook have some sort of ID laws some who would have thought who would have thought that Cardi B would help your campaign who would have thought any musician ever would help campaign? Dems? None of the people I know that voted Democrat have any idea who Cardi B or Nicki Minaj is. And can you imagine if they like, I cannot imagine the people I know who are Dems listening to Nicki Minaj, they would fucking die. Fuck me in the pussy with your big ass dick. I ride your face and you taste my clit.

I'm Nicki Minaj and I and I suck dick. What the fuck? I voted for Kamala. Now eat this pussy for cash nigga. That's probably that. I mean, I'm probably close for me, so that's very close. Yeah, that's pretty good Did you did you hear the theory that Baron Trump was like the campaign manager for Donald I

Heard I hear people saying that because of his age because of him like he pushed that fucking demographic of 20 year old guys to vote Trump well I think that and just like Baron knows like what generally what people are paying attention to at that age yeah so like he helped he told Donald to go to go on Rogan and Theo and have JD Vance do the same and That's I mean, that's what everybody's listening to Theo Vaughn is like one of the greatest comedians Right now that everybody's listening to and he's a very good interviewer and then you have Joe Rogan, obviously just one of the greatest podcasters and If you have both you and your running mate going on those shows

You probably have a pretty good chance of winning It's pretty impressive that is impressive Big Joe. Hey David. I want I'm gonna ask you questions He writes the things I would let Minaj do to me. I want to ask you this is a brother. This is a dead serious question. So let's say you were like Nicki Minaj was like you were on your back and she was fucking you, right?

And you squeezed her titties and you didn't even squeeze them that hard. But you gave him a squeeze, right? Or like a rough motorboat. Do you? And she said, don't do that. Don't squeeze my titties that hard. Would that him a squeeze right or like a rough motorboat do you and she said don't do that don't squeeze my titties that hard would that be a deal-breaker for you would that just send you into a fucking tailspin like what if she had all these rules about like how how you could touch her right I bet you she's one of those girls you're over stimulating my nipples don't squeeze my tits like that.

Don't hold on to my tits for more than three seconds. It changes the shape of the saline permanently. Would that be a deal-breaker for you? I fucking guarantee she's one of those girls dude. No, let me tell you something you do not you do not get the slapper, dude It is not like that I don't think dude, you know what it is These fucking these fucking rap whores When you fuck them, it's like It's like going into some guys being a seven a seven year old kid and going into some guy's train museum.

You're not allowed to touch anything or like model airplane museum. You know what I mean? Like if you touch something, your whole shit's over. He yells at you. You're like this, after being there for two minutes, this sucks. You look at your parents like, I want to go home. You can't touch nothing in there. I, I, I, uh, uh, Christian Young, they hurt sometimes. Shut up. Take one for the team. I don't give a fuck. They hurt when you're on your Luteal phase. Uh, They, I mean, there's, there's a you, you, the rules around the rules around those like

just complete made up whores is crazy, dude. It's not. It's not a. I used to have this buddy that I used to work with and he would buy a brand new lens and then we would go to do a job like are you bringing your new lens? He's like, no, I don't want it to get damaged. I'm like, what the fuck? Why do you have it then? Yeah, why do you have it then? It's like that Huh?

It's pretty boring yes, it's it, it's just a complete... Yeah. Listen, that's the craziest part. This is gonna be crazy. That's the fucking craziest part. Just imagine this chick with the fucking best body fucking ever. Let me just go into my search I'll show you I'll just show you let me just show you

Hold on What do I do? I hit the magnifying glass Yeah, let me scroll through here and just find some with your explore page. Yeah, that's let me just find some super beef. I Saw some crazy beaver in here yesterday. Figures, the one time I pull it up, there's no beave. Just a Kamala and dudes fighting. Okay, here I found one. Let me see if I can... Let me see.

Let me see. Let me see. I'm going to send this to you, Caleb. Or I guess I could pull it up to you. Okay, here, here, here's, just imagine this, okay? Just imagine this right here. What I'm going to show you here. If this thing can't fuck, it's pointless. Just imagine this right here, what I'm gonna show you here. If this thing can't fuck, it's pointless. I know we haven't talked about this in a couple of years. If this thing can't, it's literally,

it's like a car collector. Like there's no, there's absolutely no value to this unless like the ugliest chick in the world has more value than this if this thing can't if this thing just doesn't go like this thing has to go yeah she don't go yeah and if she don't go then it's like it's it's it's it's it's just it's just nothing it's it's It's literally, imagine if you won a Lamborghini and they gave it to you and a tow truck pulls it off

and lowers it and there's no engine in it. And you have to, it's nothing. It's nothing. It's like one of those porn guy dicks. Have you ever seen porn and the guy is a fucking nine inch dick and between every scene it's flaccid, you're like, wow, I'll take a four inch dick that stays hard.

It's like, and so I just think that when I think of the rap girls, I just think that they're, it's just a no-go. They're just a no-go. She looks like she tires quick. Yeah. Oh Jesus. she tires quick yeah oh Jesus face is too small listen I'm not here to critique her I'm just saying that like like like that's just begging to be fucking just take on fucking like six weeks in a hotel room of just baby batter on it to the average man but if if it can't do that, then then it's.

Please don't teach your sons that. What? That if a girl is not good, if a girl doesn't fuck good, that she's no good. I mean, it's just. It's. I'm not going to have to teach them that. Here's the thing. I would hate it for someone to compromise. Like, what if you got a girl here? Here, i'll tone it down to g rated for you Heidi. What if you got a girl that didn't want to kiss you?

Or that wasn't nice to you? Like that guy that doesn't like kissing women? Yeah. Um what's the point? Yeah what's the point? Yeah, isn't that part of the part of love and affection? Yeah, what if you had a girl who just no matter what didn't want to shower with you ever? Like not even just to have sex just to hang out in the shower shower together What if what if you what if you got a girl and you didn't have a relationship close enough to her that she was embarrassed at birth a kid in front of you Like fuck it. I'm telling, you don't want it there. Many men don't like kissing for fuck's sake. Yeah, I know. We were just talking about that on the show. Kick that fucking curve. Hey, listen,

you can flip the whole thing the other way too. The hottest guy in the world is gay, I'm sure. But... Look at Alex Smith. Yeah, there you go. But he would make for a horrible mate for a woman. Yeah, you can flip the script. By no means am I putting this all on women. At all. At all. Zero. So how does this work?

Does this mean that... I don't get this. Does that mean that... Is the implication there that they have to cheat to win? Or is it that... Man, it's a crazy correlate. It's a crazy correlate. Your mind could run wild with it. My boyfriend won't shower with me? Are you fucking kidding me?

Damn. That's too bad. Yeah, what the fuck? Sounds like you need a new boyfriend. Showering is the funnest thing. It is pretty fun. That's where you get your best talks in too. Usually you just fuck. I don't talk in the shower. I like talking in the shower. I wonder if it's just... He's not saying girls are things. That specific one with all the work

she's done to herself is to objectify I don't know what you mean. Okay, go ahead. Sorry Caleb. Good. I wonder if it's just those states are the ones that support The no voter ID and so It just so happens that all those people also support Kamala because that's her That's the stance that she's had. Not like they need to cheat to win. Right. I know.

Yeah. That, I guess that would, I guess that's the way of thinking about it. I hate thinking of it like that, but yeah, I agree. But I see what you're saying though. It could, you could be perceived as cheating because then you just have a bunch of illegal people or people who don't technically exist in the United States just voting for Kamala right because then what you could just show up as many times you want right it's not like Afghanistan where you like get a

green mark on your finger after you voted oh is that what they do yeah that's what they used to do before we withdrew. That's awesome. I don't know what democracy is anymore. Girls just need to have a pulse. I know, but not keepers. Yeah, she has a pulse, but she's not a keeper. Well, we talk every night in the shower. That's crazy that you can still shower

with so many kids in the house. Well, you probably have to, right? To cut to save time. Yeah. You're like, hey, we're going to shower. I showered with my wife once in the last six months and the boys were fucking in and out of the bathroom the whole time. Oh, I don't have kids, so I have no fucking idea.

I used to before we had kids, I used to love I would used to bathe my wife, just get a bar soap and clean her like I was like cleaning the car Wow, really? Yeah polish her up Huh tuner tuner up? You know what I mean? Yeah, I really enjoyed that soap the legs feet in between the toes Lather up the the the the puss a little bit Yeah, of course. She'd be like don't get any soap in there. Like no problem fucking pro Fuck up the flora. Yeah, you clean her ass. Yeah clean the whole thing clean the butthole clean the butt Armpits Yeah, I never I never I never

Yeah, did a washings amazing. Yeah, I used to wash my wife at least once a week. I never I never soaked her hair though Yeah, I would I used to wash my wife at least once a week. I never I never soaked her hair though That seems like a lot of work. Yeah, I never really care to do that either. I Baved my wife cuck Shut it just shut the fuck up Jakey. Oh Man what do you why why would that not be um, uh, my boyfriend cleans my butt for me. There you go Yeah, nice. Why not? Why wouldn't you bathe your wife? It's your fucking wife. I would love it afterwards Anyway, I would get yeah I would I would I'd love to get a brand new bar. So

Just bathe her down Yeah. Oh, yeah pregnancy bathing all that is nuts. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah That's when you got to get a soap under the giant hammers then to make sure like there's no lint under there Fucking you'll push press get one of the hammers up locked arm out Hey, can you hold that for me soap under the tit? I Don't think I'm trying to think if I ever loofahed my wife I Think I always use a loofah I never actually I never used a loofah until I got with my wife And then she's like you need a loofah I was like why and then now I just I always use a loofah. I was like, why? And then now I just, I always use a loofah.

Aren't those too rough on you? Like they hurt your skin a little bit? Not that I've noticed. Just gentle. Yeah, I'm not like scrubbing on myself like that. I just, it just saves soap. I noticed that for sure. A hammer curls.

Yeah, thank you. That's right. Oh, a loofah. What's that? Craig, have you ever been with a woman?? What I mean, you don't know what a loofah is Go look in the shower where there's any girls there's a be a fucking loofah in there just don't go in the women's locker Loofah push press breasts. Yeah Jesus Jake, this is the problem with modern men. Did you tell your therapist about it too? Did your wife or boyfriend? Listen dude, you really think that there's anything, how are you not, let me ask this, how are you not bathing your wife?

Jake also has no life behind his eyes, so I just imagine he just Doesn't care for his wife ever listen. I don't let my wife does not bathe me I Do not my wife does not soap me she might soap my back but yeah, it's in the back. Yeah Yeah, there you go. Heidi Jake also doesn't kiss exactly Yeah, yeah, there you go, Heidi Jake also doesn't kiss exactly Wow, dude You're fucked up some gangster shit respect Jake respect Wow, you don't even chop vegetables. You're a real piece of shit, dude Listen, I always if I see you're cutting onions I run in there I go I got this babe let me do that let me do that I have to cut the onions I have to cut the onions because my wife will just

start sobbing uncontrollably kissing his gay yeah you're gonna be able to carry your gun if you got a concealed carry. The old Second Amendment, believe it or not, we have a constitution in this country. We're going to finally have a fucking president. The right of self-defense everywhere it is under siege. And I will sign concealed carry reciprocity. Your Second Amendment does not end at the state line. I will sign concealed carry Reciprocity your second amendment does not end at the state line. It does not end at the state line. Thank God, dude You're getting real tired of that

I'll bring my gun from Kansas to Missouri. Do they border each other Kansas, Missouri? Yeah, they do you're good When I drive across that state line, I'll be ready to cap anybody. That's right. God, this must be scaring the shit out of the libtards. They must be so freaking freaking out. What? Yeah. What are they?

But listen, it doesn't affect you at all. You still don't have to carry, like you can, you've always been able to bring your dildos across the state line. That's right. You can fly with your dildos to apparently look at the TSA Dixon sent in insider box Dixon cider box God My kids have started watching a little bit of I've let them watch the first season of The Simpsons and they've just figured out the crank calls. Oh shit. So they walk around the house and start repeating all the crank calls. What if, what if, I can't wait till they find Dicks in Ciderbox.

Wow. Anyone see Charlie Kirk's comments on the Department of Education? Sounds like they are reading a demolition crew. education sounds like they are reading a demolition crew. God, it's going to be can you imagine? Those fucking the federal government is going to lose control of our fucking state education. How fucking nice is that going to be? It's going to be wild. Oh, my God.

Yeah, the crank call shit. Yeah, they love that shit. Yeah, it's call shit. Yeah, they love that shit. Yeah, this is gonna be great. Oh shit, my holy balls. Imagine we lived in an era, how are we going to explain to our kids that we lived in an era where they made George Floyd a national hero? Like how are you, how, how, when my kids are a little bit older, how am I going to explain that to them?

Why is there a statue of this man? I read on Wiki that he put a gun on a pregnant woman's stomach, that he was driving around with three times the lethal dose of fentanyl in his system. How did how that he was using counterfeiting money, dude? You know, Derek Chauvin was stabbed 22 times in jail. I really hope Trump pardons that guy. If you've not seen the movie. So one of my liberal friends finally watched it last night.

Oh, really? Yeah. And he's like, oh shit. Because I told him I said, Hey, dude, he should be fucking acquitted. And it was the same friend that I told that they didn't believe me that their their kids medical records will be stopped from them not being able to see their kids medical records when their kid turns 12. Oh, and they didn't believe me. So I pulled it up. And they're like, oh shit. So I'm like, hey do you watch this movie? They're like, holy fuck. How is he convicted? I'm like dude, it's it's It's it's

Fuck Derek. How about the three other guys who were there who went to jail? Yeah, a black guy an aging guy on a woman. Why? Yeah, and the black guy was the was the highest in 40 years He had only been on the job one or two days and he was he had the highest passing scores of anyone from the police Academy like in 40 years And They never mentioned he's black That dude I think that dude just got out of jail he did three or four years I think all those dudes are just now starting to get out of jail.

Crazy is that they made a statue of George Floyd that looks better than like the ones that they made of Kobe Bryant or Chris Paul or whoever the fuck. Like NBA basketball players have worse statues than George Floyd does. How are we gonna explain? And you know what's crazy? How are all the liberals gonna reconcile that? How are they gonna, and you know, what's crazy? How are all the liberals gonna reconcile that how are they gonna?

How do they reconcile covid where 40 of this black small businesses owned by black people were shut down during covid? How do they Try explaining uh bill cosby and how he was america's dad for 30 years And I loved that show Thursday night 8 p.m. I Love that show Damn that's crazy. Oh Chauvin got tax evasion charges Trump can't pardon him on state charges only federal charges, which I think were tax evasion Are you sure that you can own the president can only pardon? I don't think

that's true. Can president pardon state charges? I think you can pardon anything. Federal pardons issued by the president apply only federal offenses they do not apply to state and local offenses or private civil offenses. Federal pardons also do not apply to cases of impeachment pardons for state crimes are handled by governors or a state pardon board. Bullshit. I stand corrected, Brian. Can the president pardon for that? Does the president have authority to grant clemency for state conviction? No. President clemency powers confirmed by article two, section two cause. Wow. Hey, Brian, does that mean he can't even pardon his son? Why can't I see David Weed's post? I think there's a button you have to push, see all posts instead of see top posts or something like that.

He hasn't posted in three minutes. Maybe that's why. It's like top chat versus all chat or something like that. Chauvin got a federal conviction for civil rights violation with a 21 year sentence. Jesus Christ, dude. Wow. Here Christ, dude. Wow. Here's the thing, even if you think that he killed George Floyd,

like even if like you're 100% certain you're like, Sevan, he's crazy, which if you think that... I'd like to talk to you on the phone for an hour and try to unfuck you. I'd like you at least to watch the movie, Fall of Minneapolis, or read the book. But even then, it's not beyond a reasonable doubt. He had three times the lethal dose of fentanyl in his bloodstream that if they found him dead at home, they would have said it was an OD. I'm scared of David Weed.

Yeah, everyone is. That's why we keep him in Europe. Biden's son. I don't know what those charges were. I think they were for lying on the 4473, which could be federal. Is that a, he lied on a gun, I think a gun application and he had some sort of tax issues in California I think. Oh, dude, speaking of cucks, dude, Brian Cranston is the biggest cuck ever.

Have you seen the shit that he's been putting out lately? No, but that makes me sad. Oh, he's such a cuck, dude. Oh my God. He's the kind of person who's like, not allowing boys into girls bathrooms. Just imagine how that makes those boys feel. Just think for a second. Oh no.

Just think how that makes them feel. Oh, he's the worst dude. Damn it. He's the worst dude. I wanna be like, hey dude, just think how bad the guy who rapes your wife feels when he gets 30 years in jail. Just think how bad he must feel.

Oh darn. Separate the artist from the art. Oh, okay. All right. Bernie Grannon. Bernie Gannon. If the president asks for it, states traditionally will pardon persons for state charges. That may not work for Trump and blue states though.

The border czar is going to be amazing too. What do you mean? That's too bad. The border czar is gonna be amazing too. What do you mean? Oh someone just texted me regarding Lauren Khalil. They said, Sevan if you want to hear her dating story she's gonna have to get dates first. Oh fuck. Listen dude there's tons of dudes who would fucking like to bang her. Yeah of course but she's, I feel like she's pretty picky Like she's she's not just gonna like

Go on dates with random dudes in her inner DMS or whatever She's I feel like I don't know if this is true or not But she's I feel like she's one of if this is true or not but she's I feel like she's one of those people who is like oh my god I'm that can't find a date anywhere and then it's because she is like she'll just something about a message from the person if I was her doctor you know what I would prescribe for her? Please do tell the rave scene. What is that? Just like she just like Lauren just to like, yeah, just like go to, go to some

raves, do some ecstasy, just like just two months, you know, don't get addicted to it. Like going to raves. Got it. Yeah. Doing it. Yeah. Yeah. Do a little Molly.

Just, she just cut loose a little bit. Yeah. You know what I mean? mean little Molly little Molly in the evening stay up late You know Get some really deep fucking like drug connections with people You know what I mean? Dancing appropriately with strangers, you know dress very scantily clad Yeah, put put a glow sticks in your mouth and you know what I mean?

Uh, gloves. Yeah. Like, like, and you, you know, you, you, you, she'll stop eating like for two months and get all fucking weird, you know, and shit, you know, like, I don't know, when I did drugs like that, I would get all empowered and I just wouldn't eat and, um, and, and, and, and then, and then you can, she could still train and work out and, and then explore, and, and then, and then, and then you can still train and work out and, and then explore, um, you know, still do shows, still do podcasts, but just get a little loose. Try to say some shit to make Sean and Tommy feel a little uncomfortable. Like, like some

spiritual shit or like, you know, there's nothing wrong with giving a stranger a handy if, if it's a giving, it's a giving thing or you know what I mean? Like tell some inappropriate rave stories. Just, yeah. We prescribed two months of just like the rave scene. She should take a chaperone for safety reasons Yeah, her and Presley could just go do it together. Yeah, I think Presley got a dude too. So she could be on guard Hell, yeah wingman that shit Jesus I stopped the wine. Good for you. Yeah, just a little. Just go fucking touch grass, dude. Unsolicited advice to all the females. No, no, my wife can't be. No, it's not for all the females. Just her. Just like, you know what I mean? Like set yourself free. Don't, definitely don't get

any pets. Like if you're a woman in her situation and you're going down the pet route, that's a bad sign. Resist at all costs. Do not fill whatever void you have with pets until you have conquered the need for cock in your life. I said, well, we don't need cock in our life. That's another bad thing. Hit the reset for cock in your life. I said we don't need cock in our life That's another bad thing hit the reset button on that thought do no pets and no books about Independent women are not needing cock like those gotta you can put back shelf those you can go back to that It's not like I'm asking you get rid of it forever Seven Lauren needs a friend like you have her on the show. I

Thought I I seriously thought she was to be a regular on the show. Let's say we tried. Yeah, I tried. I thought she was going to be a... Didn't work out. Lauren doesn't have a man? No, she's no, she needs a dude or dudes. She needs to, yeah.

I mean, she doesn't need it, but let me rephrase that. She does not need it at all. I'm not suggesting she needs it. I'm just suggesting that for me to enjoy the show more, because anytime she goes live, I listen. For me to enjoy the show more, I would like there to be like more in her cock interaction my life is best when there's more cock so I mean obviously I'm biased yeah a dude to bathe her I don't know she shouldn't shoot that high yet.

She should just... You gotta work that in later. That's like years down the road kind of thing. Yeah, it's not a... Damn, Bree. Every girl should have at least three boyfriends minimum. Damn. She could get it though, so that just makes sense.

Do you tell them about each other? I agree with that as long as they all know. The thing is... No way, dude. What? You don't think they should all know about each other? I don't... Probably not.

It's all situational, I think. You just pick somebody for certain situations. Oh yeah, this is a great question. When you bathe your wife, did you perch on the side or sit in your knees on the floor and reach over? I don't know why you reach over. I would, I would, I would did the whole gambit. I would, I would, I would do the whole gambit,

but I would probably, and I would rotate her instead of me move. You know what I mean? When I bathe my wife, I rotate her, I don't move. Like I don't go, like I'm standing in the shower with her and like if I'm bathing this side, you know, the right tit, let's say she's facing this way and I'm bathing the right tit in the armpit and I go down and then I get down on my knees and go on the leg and clean the puss and all that and the toes. I don't go around her. I rotate her. Now she's facing that way and I bathe this side. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah. And I swipe the soap. I would

swipe the soap between her butt cheeks like I do to myself. You know what I mean? Like rub it in there. Nice. And it doesn't, she has no hair obviously it doesn't lather nicely like it does in my ass. My ass is just like fucking you know what I mean? It's a luffa. It's a built-in luffa dude. Yeah my ass the soap's like on the the soap is just like pouring out everywhere there's little hair patches everywhere to like invigorate the soap. Make it stop No, not I always made their standing she was never always standing Shave your ass. Are you kidding me? That's so much work, dude

Uh, oh this is a good question, um, oh Wow, would you would you sleep with all the dudes in the same day or the other two just for dates? That's a great question I shaved my butt we know dude Brother you're a fucking naked mole rat bro, we know When I close my eyes pull boy and see you naked you are hairless as fuck Probably near your fucking balls, too. Yeah night when I go to bed, dude, he's probably lasered everything. Oh Yeah, that's a good point. It's definitely lasered. I would only keep multiple boyfriends if I wasn't sleeping with any of them That's now that's a g-move any of them. Yeah, that's a point move. Yeah, I

like that I Would only have multiple girlfriends if I was sleeping with all of them Okay, you can carry your guns anywhere we did voter ID oh Here it is dude here it is Here it is Jake here it is It's great Jake you were attracted to cucks. You watch this show and Breaking Bad. Think of you, you've surrounded yourself with cucks.

When I see the, the Make America Great Again, my comment is, do you, do you, do you accept that that could possibly be construed as a racist remark? All right Dude that oh I know I'm preaching to the choir here I know you guys have all heard this before but those are the people that fucking hate black people

Those are the same ones that enforce all the plantation talk Someone has to be offended for them to keep power. He's too stupid to know it, Krantzen doesn't know it. I'm not saying that he's overtly a fucking Nazi, but that's how it works. That motherfucker just enforces people stay on the plantation. All the political correctness stuff,

demanding that fucking little black kids and little Jew kids be offended The second that they're born on planet earth and that there's a word waiting for them that they're gonna be offended by their whole life It's all fucking it's all fucking mastery plantation master shit Listen, can you fucking believe he's worried about fucking hurting someone's feelings when we're about to fucking lose our freedom of speech What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Make America great again my comment is Do you do you?

Do you accept that that could possibly be construed? As a racist remark Listen, everything can be construed as a racist remark. How about how fucking, his entire show, Breaking Bad was fucking offensive. So many people I know were like, dude made it through two episodes not watching that. You don't want to listen to Nicki Minaj and her talk about fucking niggas sitting on her face and her fucking peeing on dudes and shit like that. Don't listen to it. No one's trying to fucking ban her Do you think do you think a make America great again?

Makes more people offensive or Nicki Minaj music or Cardi B or any of that shit Is this guy out of his fucking mind that make America great again should somehow be tiptoed around? while the fucking rap industry exists I somehow be tiptoed around while the fucking rap industry exists? I do find it. I do find some things offensive. I find it offensive that they're trying to chop penises off of fucking little boys and make a fucking business out of it. The make America great again. My comment is, do you, do you,

do you accept that that could possibly be construed as a racist remark? Possibly construed? Wow. Imagine what it's like being around that guy, tiptoeing around that guy. That's what I meant earlier when I was saying like, that's what it's like fucking Nicki Minaj or Cardi B. You have to like tiptoe around the pussy. It's like I guarantee you it's not fun. It doesn't go. All right. I'll explain it to Walter White here.

When people are talking about making America great again, they're not talking about race or gender. They're talking about a time when our country believed in the American dream. They didn't shit on the American dream. You know, similar to the way your descendants came here from Ireland and Germany. Like your ancestors came to America to pursue the American dream and you got to become a really wealthy millionaire actor. That's what we're pursuing.

That's what we're believing in. When we say make America great again, it has nothing to do with your skin color. It has to do with this great country. In fact, I would argue that America was great when shoes weren't made in China by slaves and still cost us $300 for some reason or when people could afford homes when we believed in police officers And we didn't blanket Lee call the military and the police racist maybe when we didn't warmonger I also like when we had a freedom of our body not just to get the abortions everyone seems to like but Also not to have to get a vaccine

mandated by the government when we didn't have arguments that people with penises are magically women. When we didn't believe men could have babies. These are the times when we thought America was great. It has nothing to do with racism, it has nothing to do with fascism or sexism. It's just when we kind of all got along and believed in making this country great, instead of making it like every other country who seems to come here and go, why isn't this country like the one I didn't like and came from? That's what we're talking about.

And when I see the, the, make America great again. Hey, sorry, Jake. I'm not like, this guy's free to do what he wants, but I ain't supporting his shit. It's like, hey dude, if there were people who like, it's not like, it's not like I, it's not like I'm not buying something from someone who makes shirts of some baseball team I don't like.

Or these people believe in some really fucked up shit, dude. And I'm just not supporting it. I'm just not voting with my dollar for anything that that dudes involved in zero fuck that dude And I can't do it with everything right or else. I mean fuck my own my own show is on the Nazis platform This the YouTube I mean Google is the fucking is the top dog of oppressors Am I allowed to smash to R Kelly? Yeah, I think so. I put I put these people worse than a pedos because pedos know that they're doing something wrong.

These people are trying to normalize pedophilia. This is the group that has no fucking boundaries of what they want to accept in the world. They're too free. Lauren, don't do that much ecstasy. We're like, ah, a little pedophilia is fine. That's too much. Don't let the whole thing like pop open and just all your brains fall out. Yes. Sure. Shmiggy, shmiggy. Like, wouldn't it be great if you're listening to Lauren's show and she's telling a story about how when she was fucking a guy she yelled out Tommy's name? Oh fuck.

That would be fucking amazing. That show would kill. That show would kill. Yeah, that's how bad things have gotten. It's not the pitos we have to worry about. It's the people trying to normalize pedophilia. That's how fucking weird things have gotten. They've pushed the line back. Yeah, that would be a great show, wouldn't it? Like Brianna knows, I mean, that show would kill.

It would, just like Bachelor. I see, thank you, Jake, thank you. I see, I see. Maybe two I sees, I see, I see. I see. This guy's worried about the word MAGA offending people. He's like pointing at his face. See.

How embarrassing is it to even say this? Even if I thought this, I wouldn't say this. After I just said it'd be funny to hear Lauren scream out Tommy's name, to hear a story about that. My comment is you do you accept that that could possibly be construed as a racist remark oh do you accept that that could possibly be construed as a racist remark uh Brian do you possibly accept that it's not being construed but if that is actually your take that

you're a fucking totalitarian fascist trying to control people's thoughts and speech That's not even I'm not even asking you accept it Do you realize that that's what you're doing if that is actually a premise you believe in I mean, it's out of context Maybe he maybe the next thing out of his mouth was those people are fucking idiots who believe that I don't know I you know what I mean? Maybe it's out of context. Maybe Cranston's cool. I need to see the whole clip Maybe It's like shit Donald Trump talking about the weave

I've been doing the weave since I was fucking born. I'm a thousand times better at it than Trump fucking the weave It's just called having like ten conversations at the same time You know what I mean, yeah, that's my text thread with my wife usually it's like Response inter inter response and after response. We just talk about like five different things at the same time. Wives are great. They're the best. Joe Wesleyan, I'm rewatching Breaking Bad now. Disgusting.

Trying so hard not to watch Walter White and not trying so hard to watch Walter White, not Bryan Cranston. Yeah. I don't even, I want to Google I want to go to Dexter's Instagram so bad but I'm so afraid I'm gonna see he's a fucking black square cuck Nazi Jew hater. Every time I fucking check some actors fucking although Rita I think Rita might not be I think Rita might have uh she might be cool yeah I think she might be cool. She's into fitness and shit. She has fitness videos.

Fitness dick in her mouth. Here we go. Here we go. Get ready for this fucking shit. Nancy Pelosi has a little problem because her husband sold their visa stock So get ready for this fucking shit. Nancy Pelosi has a little problem because her husband sold their visa stock. They had a amounts of Visa stock One day before the big lawsuit that we all read about a few days ago

was brought against Visa you think it was luck. I don't think she should be prosecuted Nancy Pelosi should be prosecuted for that and Nancy Pelosi has a little problem because new this bitch needs to be investigated Yeah, I can't believe she got elected again She's been on her heat for years The the because the left media doesn't share any of this shit this bitch needs to be This this chick needs to be fucking um Uh for those of you don't know Nancy Pelosi is let me pull up a picture of her

um Is her fucking recessed eyeballs? Uh, she looks like she's on her deathbed That's not I i'm gonna pull up something a little more flattering. Oh oops Um, oh, did you pull something out? Let me see what you got. No. No, I don't I'm just Um No, no, I don't have I'm just The this is a Nancy needs to Nancy needs to be investigated Her and her husband need to be investigated

For the insane amount of insider trading they've been doing. Yeah, Nancy Pelosi Jesus Christ That's real what is real but it's real. I don't know if it's real, but it's real. It's a real photo. Fucking cannons, dude. They call her Nancy Hammers. Do they? Nancy, I don't know.

That's what I call her. Etcetera stage name? Vacation comes as Paul awaits trial, that's her husband, for potential jail time for a DUI charge from a May incident in California. Goals? Jesus. I want to know how long those implants have been in there. She was in Italy fucking on a vacation while gas reached $6.22 a gallon on average in California.

Jesus Christ. Sick. Fucking on a vacation while gas reached $6.22 a gallon on average in California. Jesus Christ. Sick. Love that for you, dude. How does she hide those things? About as craftily as Annie Agar does. Who's Annie Agar? She does like football, like NFL commentating and she has

she is like Nobody would know that she had big tits, but she is like Notorious for placing a hand or hair exactly where you would see them Oh, yeah, she's got some giant hammers. This chick does fucking college football commentating. No, no NFL. She does like she she usually it's her own stuff like she'll make reels about it like couple minute long reels. It's actually hilarious. She does a really good job. About hiding her titties. Of hiding her titties. Yes. Is that her

husband her husband's in a wheelchair. No, that's her brother But like look at this Just crazy hand placement every time And then everybody's like better better coverage than the Packers or just It's pretty hilarious click on the next photo over. Let me see It's the next one. You got to click one and then you get to see the hammers. Nope. Never.

No. Well, she's got one. She's got one just right on top. Well, this one, the America one, she got her hammers out in full blast. I was tripping on who's the girl who does the commentating for the UFC. I really like her I thought she was gonna come on the show. I don't know what happened. I dropped the ball I got a levy. No don't the blonde one who's really good with the giant tits She got in trouble for maybe fucking one of her coaches

she was she's the she sits in the commentators booth with Daniel and Joe and lorisanko booth with Daniel and Joe and Laura Senko Laura Senko. Yeah this weekend fucking Laura Senko had her jugs out while she was at the commentators table and like I Was struggling with it a little bit because like if you're a dude and you're trying to fucking stay focused for fucking three hours And she's they're so close to each other right there shoulder to shoulder with each other sitting at that table yeah, every time the camera comes on you and you're like supposed to be doing work like you can't be like So close to each other right there shoulder to shoulder with each other sitting at that table. Yeah Every time the camera comes on you and you're like supposed to be doing work. Like you can't be like You know what I mean like you got to be just be locked in on her eyes don't look down don't look down don't look down Yeah. Yeah, incredible hammers crazy

Laura Sanko, yeah She's tiny too. She seems cool as shit. Yeah, she does seem cool. Great fucking commentator. I love her shit. I love when she talks about all the nuances of the fights. Shit, she's a brown belt. I think she used to fight in the UFC. That was before she got the hammers installed.

Like Paige Van Zandt? Did was before she got the hammers installed. Like Paige Van Zandt? Did Van Zandt get hammers installed? Yeah, like how the fuck? Yeah, Felder and this guy had to work next to her. How the fuck are you supposed to work next to that? Paul Felder's cool as shit. I didn't know that.

I thought Van Zandt's were just like, because she keeps an extra 10 around the midline So she got big old titties Vans aunt does the only fans now and slap fighting. I Saw the slap fighting. She definitely does only fans, too Look how tiny Laura Sanko is damn Trope is that oh, yeah that trophies half her size that look at you got to wear gloves when you hold that trophy

So you don't get fingerprints on it. Yeah I Can't stand all the makeup. I cannot stand it. It is fucking disgusting Listen, I wouldn't kiss that either Fucking get a chemical burn from fucking kissing her face Maybe that's why guys don't like it. Yeah. I like this version of her not that that version. Yeah, there you go Oh look free titties Hey, Daniel, I'm looking at the same thing that Sevan's looking at

What do you say? You said I can see what you're looking at reflected in your glasses. It's like yeah, cuz it's the same fucking screen, dude Yeah, yeah, I Think I haven't I've never done only fans, but I think it would be just crazy disappointing. I have a feeling it's not I have feeling it's not, um... I have a feeling it's crazy disappointing. No money that you've ever donated to this show has gone to OnlyFans. How is there ever... how... explain to me how there was ever a choice? Let's say what he's saying is true. How is there ever a choice for who to vote for? Like can you like how do you walk up like to your aunt or your mom or your dad or your

brother and be like, I'm sorry, how did you vote for Kamala? What part of hurting children are you okay with? What part of anyone thought that that was remotely okay? Gender insanity being pushed on our children is an act of child abuse. Very simple. Here's my plan to stop the chemical, physical, and emotional mutilation of our youth. On day one, I will revoke Joe Biden's cruel policies on so-called gender-affirming care. Ridiculous. That's where fucking 12-year-olds can get drugs that change their hormonal makeup without

telling their parents for anyone who's confused. That's where you can tell your mom when you're 14, I want to have my penis chopped off and your mom can write you a fucking note and you get your penis chopped off. Hell yeah. What fucking country do we live in that this is fucking okay? We know people, all of us know people

who thought that this was okay. This is America. That includes giving kids puberty blockers, mutating their physical appearance, and ultimately performing surgery on minor children. Can you believe this? I will sign a new executive order instructing every federal agency to cease all programs that promote the concept of sex and gender transition at any age. I will then ask Congress to permanently stop federal taxpayer dollars

from being used to promote or pay for these procedures and pass a law prohibiting child sexual mutilation in all 50 states. It will go very quickly. I will declare that any hospital or healthcare provider that participates in the chemical or physical mutilation of minor youth will no longer meet federal health and safety standards for Medicaid and Medicare and will be terminated from the program immediately. Furthermore, I will support the creation of a private right of action for victims

to sue doctors who have unforgivably performed these procedures on minor children. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. But what if they want it? They can wait till they're 19 or 20 or 25 till the fucking frontal lobe is fully developed. Department of Justice will investigate Big Pharma and the big hospital networks to

determine whether they have deliberately covered up horrific long-term side effects of sex transitions in order to get rich at the expense of vulnerable patients. We will also investigate whether Big Pharma or others have illegally marketed hormones and puberty blockers which are in no way licensed or approved for this use. My Department of Education will inform states and school districts that if any teacher or school official suggests to a child that they could be trapped in the wrong body, they will be faced with severe consequences, including potential civil rights violations for sex discrimination and the election. Listen, so no one gets your panties in a twist. If you're some fucked up parent and you want

to tell your kids that they might be trapped in the wrong body, go ahead and tell them. But guess who can't say it to your kids? The school teachers. Now people are going to be like, how is that freedom of speech? How is that freedom of speech? The same reason why there's no book banning, but it's not called book banning when you don't allow child porn in fucking little kids fucking schools, or when you don't allow child porn at all. That's not book banning. point at all. That's not book banning. Elimination of federal funding as part of our new credentialing body for teachers we will promote positive education about the nuclear family the roles of mothers and fathers and

Celebrating rather than erasing the things that make men and women different and unique I will ask Congress to pass a bill establishing that the only genders recognized by the United States government are male and female, and they are assigned at birth. The bill will also make clear that Title IX prohibits men from participating in women's sports, and we will protect the rights of parents from being forced to allow their minor child to assume a gender Which is new and an identity without the parents consent under my leadership This madness will end. Thank you very much How the fuck did we get I mean howie it how the fuck did we get here I Don't know but I'm stoked that he said something about it. Oh

My goodness, I Wasn't sure he like knew I don't know. I guess I've never heard anything him say anything about it. It's pretty wild I want them to outlaw birth control Wow, really? For Lauren Lauren can still take it just while we run this little dating op Other than that isn't isn't birth control just fucking hormones for little kids Yeah, kind of. This is a crazy clip. It's titled, Sucking Dick on ESPN.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. This is... Oh yeah, yeah. Wait till you see this. So I was going to play this clip earlier and then it was too long to get to the sucking dick part. So I fucking... But then I found a short version that gets straight to the point this This is why CrossFit will never be a professional sport. I Mean there's a lot of reasons, but this is the main reason Because the only fucking hope it has is me and I'm gonna be I'm fucking a midget Armenian fucking old man Can't do it on my own. I need someone like Pat McAvey, but listen to this. I'm trying to figure out all morning.

What are they saying? Hey! I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That's not right. That's not right. That's not right.

That's not right. That's not right. That's not right. That's not right. Dude, he goes into a, he does that the whole time he's over there. He does AO and whatever school he's at the kids yell suck that tiger bitch Tiger dick bitch. This is on

Coach I've been trying to figure out all that. Isn't it crazy? It's like. Oh, that's so fucking good. But somewhere right now, someone's already called fucking Annette, you know, this morning and been like, someone on his podcast was saying something like, hey, I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym.

I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym.

I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym. Oh, that's so fucking good. But somewhere right now, someone's already called fucking Annette, you know, this morning and been like, Sevan on his podcast was saying since that Lauren should date, maybe do some drugs and like do a dating show. And it would be funny if she called out Tommy's name while she was boning and told that story.

I just want to report that before you think about letting him come to the games next year. He was admiring he was admiring Danny shorts no one noticed those before him I just want to tell you nobody cared hello hello someone just exactly what it sounds like. I will be investigating someone's talk on the show this morning regarding Danny's people's shorts. Thank you. And don't tell anyone that I yell out someone's name when my husband's packing my ass all the time. Wow. Really Annette? It's disgusting. Pretty fucked up, dude. Meanwhile on ESPN. What are you saying?

I can't hear, it's too loud. So is that the coach of the team that's playing that weekend? He's interviewing him, is that the coach? Yeah, looks like the LSU coach. He looks like the LSU coach. Look how serious he gets when he goes, I have a question for you.

Watch how serious the guy gets. Locked it, I got it. Coach, I've been trying to figure out all morning. Look at how serious he gets. He's like, oh, this is going to be interesting. Oh, okay. Yes. What are they saying? Hey! I don't know.

So what are they saying? I can't hear. It's too loud. Good luck tonight coach. Good luck tonight coach. Oh, that's's too loud. Good luck tonight, coach. Thank you. Coach. Oh, that's coach Saban. I've heard that name. No, not the guy directly next to him. That's not coach Saban. Oh.

I think that's Brian Kelly or whoever the coach of the LSU Tigers is. Man. Oh my God, look at his profile pic. Brian Kelly. Oh, that's something. Oh shit, the phone is a mess. Oh my god, look at his profile pic Call her hi hello. Oh shit. Call her hi. Hey, seven is Corey. Hey, as an LSU fan. So there's a song called neck. I think it's called by Jada wizard. And there's a point up a point in there where it says where the band used to play it.

The LSU band used to play it. And then the students at some point changed one of one part of lyrics to suck that tiger dick bitch. And it's every single home game. Like there's people have t-shirts and shit that say let the band play neck. Like it's a whole thing. All right. So whenever you in the part of it when they when he's going

Yeah, it's a whole thing I mean who would have thought who would have thought that could fly on ESPN That was a terrible idea whoever did that did no research whatsoever because they could have just turned around and asked somebody standing behind them cause they were doing a game day from LSU Saturday and like they would have found out real quick, Hey, maybe we should not put that onto you. And it was on, but he did it. He did it a few times too. I think he did it. Oh, see, I think they I think they just said it there somewhere He does a long version of it and it's so funny, but it's just I thought it was too long for the show

Dude, you got it's cold, right? Yeah Which one I got it pulled up right here Okay, yeah, okay, yeah, okay And I want you to know those are Kamala voters people this is what you're good for All right, thank you for the education There we go I'm on a roll though with some adult shit. Eh, not really. No, I am killing it. Have you been watching the show this morning?

No, I don't watch, I don't watch, I don't watch boring stuff. Wait, say that again? Whoa. Wait, wait, hold that again. Say it again. I didn't look, I just heard mom laugh. You didn't hear mom laugh this morning? No. Dude, the show's been killing.

Eh, not really. You sure about that? What are you touching? He wants to hear. Hey, how much equipment do you think is in here? What do you think the value is? If you had to guess money wise, is there $100 worth of stuff in here or $1,000 worth of stuff in here or $10,000? What would you think the value is of?

Definitely more than $10,000, that's for sure. Yeah, good. Good job, buddy. I'm going to go ahead and put this in the chat. I'm going to go ahead and put this in the chat. I'm going to go ahead and put this in the chat. I'm going to go ahead and put this in the chat. I'm going to go ahead and put this in the chat.

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That's pretty, but now it's getting ugly because it's molded. Did you know that I used to draw, Caleb? Yeah. I think I remember seeing that really intricate thing that you made. Yeah. Have you been to my house? Have you been here? You've showed me before, I think I remember seeing that really intricate thing that you made. Yeah. Have you been to my house? Have you been here? Oh, you've showed me before, I think. Oh, oh, just on, yeah. All right. Hey, it's a little, it's a little, it's a little far this morning. Oh, the show's a little like, you mean like, like I expanded the possibilities of things we can talk about.

I went outside the boundaries of the rules. Is that what Heidi's saying? Yeah, I think Heidi's been a little uncomfortable today. Like even this show, like, hey, Seve, reel it in a little bit, buddy. Yeah, I think I think that's what she's saying. Reel it in. Seve's crushing it. Just ask him. No, it's a great day to go.

No, it's a great day to go to. No, it's a great. No, it's a great. You got a studying problem? I can get you help. the this right um I'll give you some time I'll give you some space um it's a no um it's a great day to go to the um lighthouse why do you say that raining okay I do that with you are you guys done striking oh no I'm a can is coming tomorrow oh is there nothing going on today I'll take you guys there oh yeah um can't boxing Jiu-Jitsu not it's it. At the, okay. 330, that's in like, too long. Yeah, 330's in a couple of hours.

I'd take you guys there. A good lighthouse. Is it raining right now outside? Yeah, it's drizzling. Wow, is it supposed to rain all day? I don't know. That'd be fun. I don't know anything. I want it to rain.

I don't want it to drizzle, I want it to pour. Yeah, that's a good take. I like that. I don't like it when it drizz want to pour. Yeah, that's a good take. I like that. I don't like it when it drizzles either. I prefer when it pours. Yeah, it's fun. It's fun. When it drizzles, it's more fun.

That way you don't have to spit on your hand. You'll only get that if you were here in the beginning of the show. 2 p.m. The sun comes out. 2 p.m. You guys could go swimming today today too. No, come on. We're doing kickboxing. Listen, you're going to be so happy when you're... No, we're not. But listen, this summer I'm going to make you guys take crazy surf lessons and

I don't want to hear any shit where you guys, I can't swim, it's scary out there. We're not going there. I don't want to hear any of that shit. Yeah, so you guys need to practice swimming as much as you can. You have like six months to become really proficient swimmers so you don't have any bullshit excuses when I take you to surf camp this summer. No. And you're going to do a lot of... Listen, listen, dude, you're going to become a world-class surfer. Fighting and surfing, those are your things.

You don't have a choice. I do. Oh. Heidi, come on, please. I'm begging you. You're going to do it. You're going to like it. Yeah. Thank you, please. I'm begging you

Yeah, thank you Caleb, I'm gonna be sick for another year if you if you put me in that please That's the mom's don't like the dad makes the rules guys no no One is good. When is Dave going to come out of hiding? He has to come out sometime. I know. I'll text him. He's been shooting. He's boasting. He's alive. Some shooting? Yeah, what I was not growing up. Yes, exactly. You're gonna surf and fight. You're not gonna be a pussy like your dad. You aren't though.

I know, but I wasn't. Wow. That was really sweet. In the beginning. When I was born born I was just a little pussy. Love and care I grew up to a strong old man. Come on please no. He's gonna forget about it and he won't even have the memory. No I'm hungry. I'm Starving I barely had anything. I had one pancake one hard-boiled egg. I forgot my cookie

I'm just you don't just cook for yourself You haven't figured it out yet. I Time my brother cooked for me. I'm the king there. They're my servants No No, I don't what do they make? I cook for you because I want to cook Well, is your is your nose stuffed up? Why do you sound like that? You're no stuff No, you blew your nose in the middle of night you were awake I was Middle night dude. I said horrible last night? Dude, I slept horrible last night. Well, I slept a good first seven hours. The last hour was fucked up.

Hey, I don't know if this is appropriate. I have to turn you guys's, uh, your, uh, I'll just stop it if it gets crazy. Someone just sent this to me. Tough break for Cammie, huh? You just started a war. No, I just finished one. I am going to do everything in my power to end you. Listen here, I've been around a lot longer than you.

Yeah, no shit. You never are. You're not going toi, huh? You just started a war. No, I just finished one. I am gonna do everything in my power to end you. Listen here, I've been around a lot longer than you. Yeah, no shit. You never understood how this really works. You were always a good soldier for them, but not me. I didn't get plucked out of nowhere like you did. I spent 40 years hiding skeletons for those fucks. I knew you were fucking stupid, but this is insane.

You really don't know the enemies you just made. We are going to erase you from history. Oh, like I give a fuck I've made my bed. I'll lay in it. I know my family is protected. How about yours? How long you think before investigation started? How long you think you'll stay useful to them?

Besides, give yourself some credit. You were the one that dared him to run. But now I gave him the Oval Office. How about you? Joe, what the fuck did you do? I don't remember. Just a crazy old man, right? Did you make a deal with him?

Like I said, my family's protected. Hold on, I got someone who wants to talk to you. Hello, Barry. It's been quite a long time, hasn't it? This isn't fucking over. I'm not an idiot, Barry. I just play one on TV. Heidi. Heidi. How, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey of spoken. Um, uh, Ken Walter says it's time for you guys to go to the secret candy drawer, uh, barf music is gay. So stupid. I loved it. Did you like it? Caleb?

Don't worry. We will. This is all a TV show. Um, it is a TV show. Yeah, that is good. I like that. Hey, is it weird? Is it weird? Mission Bell, is it weird? Like every time you go, every time you go say something negative about Trump, the implication is that you're pro-pedophilia. Is that weird? That's the part I don't get. How you could ever like, like, what did he do? Every time you go against him, that's what part I don't get how you could ever like like what did he do every time you go against and that's what you're saying I'm trying to organize it. Sorry. Hey, should really fix these mics I should have I should have a sign on the door. I should have a sign on the door that says 18 and older only.

No. Hold on, let me do the math. Oh, about to be 18. Oh, about to be 18. About. Yeah, 24. About to be 26 actually. There's a third one sitting back there on that table

You see what I mean there's I just pivoted the camera on so you could see so there's those two guys And then there's a third one back there with headset on and earphones It's like when you have like border colleagues and all three of them are just staring at you waiting for you to do something Yeah, it's like Jesus Yeah, I would stay on for another hour and just rip shit up without you but I got I got a When you have three boys like this, it's like it truly is like a ticking time bomb It's just it's just a matter of time yeah, hey, what are you doing fine? I don't know guys. I thought that was good. What and not Yes, let's see who sent that to me

Now you guys are in fucking big trouble the boss is calling oh No, so who's a high yo, hey, how you doing the boys have to get off the show fucking big trouble the boss is calling. Oh no. Suza, hi. Yo, hey, how you doing? Do the boys have to get off the show? Um, well I was actually gonna say right before you get off you wanna do I wanna what? Add read real quick?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's probably a good idea. Wait, who's calling? Where would I go do that? Oh. Alright, hold on,? Where would I go do that? Hold on, hold on, I lost you, hold on. We're giving away $5,000 tomorrow, right? Tomorrow we're giving away five grand? We're giving away five grand tomorrow, right? Oh yeah.

Seven grand, eight grand, how much money are we giving away tomorrow? How much money are we giving away tomorrow? Nine grand in total. Wow. Yeah, so. total. Wow. Yeah. Oh, well, can't really hear Susan anymore, but hopefully. Oh, when I pull my camera off, he disappears. Yeah. Oh, shit. Okay.

How much are we giving away tomorrow again? Susan, say it again. 10 grand. 10 grand. Jesus. Hey, can we, can we just make it nine grand so I could pocket a G? Yeah, we actually can. There's been a new low-rate bid. We're taking $500 away from first and second place. First place is now $4,500. Okay. And Cooper's coming on tomorrow, right? Yeah.

I'm pumped. Did you get a chance to look through any of the material yet? No, the people who are watching this right now, they're going to be Okay, and Cooper's coming on tomorrow, right? Yeah, I'm pumped. Did you get a chance to look through any of the material yet? No, the PDF for the state of the industry? No, I'll do that tonight though. I'll probably spend a couple hours digging around. I'll be right back. Yeah, I got some, I'm digging it already.

There's some really cool insights with that data, especially like in terms of like cost of running a gym like year over year. Yeah yeah, it should be a It should be a great show that they they I mean they put it together so beautifully wait till you see it It looks fucking great Okay, so did you try to this tune true nutrition stuff Did they say anything to your home? No, what is it? I have the I have the holy balls Holy ball. I know those great. These are great. What's the true nutrition thing?

So this is just for audio only that's why it's like this at a read product Did they say they sent something to my house? My counter has a bunch of shit on it. I Yeah, I think you were I have I have that mud water water I haven't tried it it looks good oh no I already made that one we kind of just went with it so this true it true nutrition is like a it's like a supplement company they probably sent you like a shaker bottle maybe some like creatine or protein or something I Don't remember that

That's why I was like wondering if they did or not but basically it's like there's like proteins There's you know, just the normal run-of-the-mill supplement shit. Oh, yeah. Let me see Caleb. Let me see what their their protein looks like There hold on Their shot, yeah Oh yeah, let me see Caleb and see what their their protein looks like their Their shot yeah Tell him to send me some ozempic What the hell would you do with those empty I don't know but I but I know I'm gonna get a text away and you some I'll send you Uh, I know I did not get that

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even get through a sentence of one ad ring without ad-libbing right yeah yeah Yeah, yeah I have a mind turned out with all those little beep signs and all the crazy mouth voice When you spell your name you're like so loud I want to ask you a question but it's just so not appropriate Hit me, hit me, hit me I'm going to ask you metaphorically, ready? Okay, yeah Would a lamb, if I told you I gave you, you want a Lamborghini Me?

And it was going to be delivered no quiet And it was going to be delivered to your house tomorrow Okay And then it came to your house and the in the flatbed truck lowered it off in front of your house And left how disappointed would you be when you open the hood and there was no engine in there? How disappointed would you be when you open the hood and there was no engine in there? I

Mean I would probably just think that's just one massive joke I would just be like, holy shit and then I'd be I would be pretty disappointed I'm not a huge car person But you for sure want to get in there start that thing up and just fucking smash around the freeway, right? Yeah, you want to smash it. Yeah, you want to smash it. That start that thing up and just fucking smash around the freeway right? Yeah you want to smash it yeah you want to smash it that's that's I'm speculating that's what it's like like being with Cardi B or Nicki Minaj. Really you think so? You don't think they're more like... No go. None of that. No. No. All sorts of... One of my mom's friends got a convertible MG brand new when I was a kid and she's like

So do you want to ride in it? And I said sure and I got in and she gave me like eight rules right off the bat Yeah, and I just opened the door and I said nope you have too many rules I was like probably like seven and I went to my mom's car. My mom's like what happened? I'm like she had too many fucking rules Hey, that's hey I had this aunt that did the same thing and she would always try to bribe us with like different like candies or something. And it was just like, no, we don't even want first off your candy sucks.

And secondly, like, no, there's just too many too many rules here. I can't be bribed. You know what else is interesting? What do you how do you feel in this ties into almost like a Zuckerberg thing? You know, you're saying like, maybe now, you know, like he's making menages. It's like all showberg thing. You know, you're saying like, now, you know, he's making menages. It's like all show, no go. Yeah. Like, do you think that's what's happening with Zuckerberg

right now and his kind of rebrand? Do you think this is just a big PR stunt that he's like? And I know he's actually doing this. Yes, yes, yes, yes. But yeah. Yes. Hey, you think through predictive power of like what they have back there with the algorithms,

they're like, dude, the tide is turning. You cannot be this freaking beta finance tech bro anymore. Like you need that. I think it's all, hey, dude, it's as much of a scam as the governor of New York saying, get the vaccine and you can eat a hamburger. You'll get a free hamburger. Are these fries I'm eating now? That's the Zuckerberg that we know.

Like, yeah, like here's free fries in a lap dance in New York City. Are these fries I'm eating now? That's that's the Zuckerberg that we know like Yeah, like here's free fries in a lap dance in New York City. If you get the if you take these government mandated drugs Yeah, it's complete It's complete Yeah, yeah, I want to say something but I don't want to I don't I want to say something but I don't want to offend Doug Reed Then oh David Reed, yeah David David Reed read man. Yeah most men I think it's a strong correlate that men who date Asian women are cucks because Asian women are so fucking dominant Like they just don't like the ones the good Asian women usually date Asian men the ones that date white guys It's there's they just dominate them all the fucking white dudes. I've ever known who dated Asian women

They just those women are just fucking powerful as all get out. They scare the shit out of me And by powerful I'm being very nice by powerful being nice I mean, they just don't they own their men. You know what I mean? Yeah, like they're the ones who are like I'll let you know when you can have one drink look at Judy laughing Yeah, you know, it's true Judy They're like I'll let you know you can have a drink They're like they they make them get the like they're the ones that tell their husbands when they can and can't shave how to do Their hair what to wear all that shit

That's my that's my prejudice my stereotype my I don't know so yeah, I call racism You walk up to the party you go stand next to the new people talking and the wife just looks over she goes Is that your second drink already? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean she owns Yeah Yeah Yeah, it'll be pretty pretty interesting And it's like magic pussy and she doles it out just like she she's in Complete control of it. You know, I mean like he didn't get to roll her over on her side at 3 in the morning

Oh shit, I should turn off Ari's headset getting out of control. Yeah. Oh No, I Don't worry. Don't worry. I What you just said You just said I do the opposite to Dre. She doesn't do that to me. I do that to him He has a Japanese girlfriend. He's got a Japanese girlfriend for two years now since he's been five, right? I think but you're a we tell me what to do. I tell her what to do. Okay, I'm out of control. It's fine I'm talking too fast. Okay, I'll slow it down. I got I got pretty fired up cuz I Hilarious that's fine. That's fine. I do like what you just said I could she does the complete opposite

Okay, you rule the roost you tell her how to cut her hair and that shit. No, she does it but I Every time she said don't get a mohawk. Don't get a mohawk. I'm never oh Because you listen to her she runs you no, she doesn't run me. I just don't want a mohawk Okay, okay everything she told me not to do. I don't want to do it. Once you go Asian. You never go Caucasian Not to do I don't want to do it. Once you go Asian you never go Caucasian Mm-hmm backs. What's your wee girl is a weed? I Say I'm gonna get it and then she's like no no, no don't get I'm like, I'm just kidding Not gonna never gonna get it. Yeah, there you go Hey, keep her guessing and you say you're just kidding. All right, and then show up with it one day

Yeah, let her know. Yeah, you answered to no one buddy Separate course your mom and dad I don't know what that means Good. All right. Thanks for doing that. I appreciate it. Do we know who the winner is? Have you and Brett picked the winner yet? Dude, I'm I so there's a handful of them so truth be told there's still another like dozen that I'm gonna review because, I, so there's a handful of them. So truth be told, there's still another like dozen that I'm going to review because like I have to go back and kind of watch some of the earlier ones I did too because I just kind of took, took little

notes on like, okay, this one looked really good. The crowd really liked this one. Uh, the members really like thumbs this one up or left a comment here. Right. So like I'm taking all things into consideration. Um, but but I'm gonna kind of screw you over a little bit are you ready yeah okay so I'm going to basically grab a handful of video I hate you I'm gonna have you watch them and then Caleb don't think you're free from this either buddy you should you should watch this and then I'll narrow it down for those And then I would love for you guys to just pick like hey I watched through and like this one was really cool or this one spoke to me and then we'll let you we'll let you weigh in

You and Caleb weigh in for the last for like that final three for podium podium I'll serve you up the the main ones and then we'll let you guys pick You're a good man for doing that Susie you're a good man, I know that I know you've put in fucking 40 hours on this so thank you Yeah, I know I've enjoyed doing it to be honestly watching those stories and seeing what's happening the fill it says just really like Fired me up to continue to contribute to the space at whatever level possible So it was it was cool.

It was inspiring, but I'm also, um, glad I'll be, glad it'll be getting over with and we get some people some money. All right. All right. I'll talk to you later. You'll be on the show with us tomorrow morning. Yeah. Yep.

Okay. Bye. Thank you. All right. You. Okay. Bye. That's a someone someone hung up Janine

I married white because I didn't want a passive Asian man before my white husband. I only dated Asian Wow, listen and listen, it's not a it has nothing to do with them being Asian per se like, you know the genetic makeup It's it's the culture. It's the culture. Just it's just culture. So yeah, it's just like, it's just like, if you just like if you married a black woman, she probably hits you. There's a 50% chance she hits you just part of the culture. You get hit. Yeah. Yeah. Just telling you guys how

it is. That's actually not exact representation. If you get, if anyway, I'm not, I don't care. Okay, here we go. Daniel Brandon, speaking of super beef. Oh, is that blood on her leg? Beautiful and powerful, vivacious, passionate, and crazy Daniel Brandon. Been doing this for a couple of years now, so I get better and better since each year when headed into a competition as to where I'm at physically.

Relative to strength and endurance, to put it way too simply. I knew coming into Rogue, as some of you heard me say, and I told you I wasn't lying, in the most non-self-deprecating way that I wasn't very strong. So I took the harsh losses and lessons as best as I could in those events, but still knowing and getting the very much expected outcome burns. And going into an event like that can feel scary and honestly quite embarrassing. This weekend, on one or two events, I was a bit gutted. Sorry, a lot gutted. As I had what I think were very realistic expectations and very real thing called sport happened. Well, I'll learn from it. It's still very hard to sit with the disappointment this time around. Guess I gotta figure that out. Anyways, here's some of my favorite messages.

There's so many, so I literally feel so anxious knowing there's so many good ones, I can't share them all. But please know I see as many as I can and they mean the world to me and do pick me up when it feels really hard or impossible to do. Thank you, I literally love you all. Thank you, Rogue Invitational. Thank you, The Sevan Podcast for an exceptional experience.

And as I always say, the classiest of events that I feel honored to be invited to every time. And then it's a picture of her great picture of her sitting down. Looks like she's mourning of Daniel Brandon. You'll get back up process, but stand up and adjust your crown. Hey, sometimes we lose to build ourselves back up, process, but stand up and adjust your crown. Hey, sometimes we lose to build ourselves back up. A lot of people are proud of you and I hope that keeps your head up and spirits high. We love you, Daniel Brandon.

Stumbling and failing is okay on the journey. I don't think you should use DB for Daniel Brandon. I think you should put DBE because DB stands for something else in the urban dictionary. Okay. Life's no fun without setbacks. You're an amazing athlete and an inspiration to many people in the world.

You set your standards so high. So for that, you should be incredibly proud of yourself. No average person can do what you do. You set yourself up mentally, physically, and spiritually for the rest of your life. Keep going hard. Jesus Christ. Oh my God. Fucking reading that. I'm not. There's no way. Too much. You're still a badass. You're still inspiration. You still have a great rack. Oh, that's cool. Nice. So we pick ourselves up and we keep moving.

It was awesome to watch you this weekend. You inspire people even when you may think, even when you may not think you are all right Yeah kudos to her yeah, I wish I could see that post too. Oh you're blocked Yeah, she said the she set the bar on this one She was the first one to do the rebound to show the real athleticism. What? What do you want? Tell me what you want. Tell me just say it.

Oh, you want me to end the show? All right. All right. Good job, sir. All right. All right, good job, DB. I wouldn't know. I guess it would be like waking up one morning and only having five listeners. What? Like I wouldn't know what she's going through

because like I thought she did awesome. Like I don't think any less or more of her. I'm just like, yeah, good job, girl. You fucking killed it. You went to fucking Scotland. you fucking put the smackdown on some of the events You got beaten some of the events like you know what I mean like I have no I'm lacking empathy I'm lacking empathy She did she um win one of our events that's a good question I don't think she won any events there were two two girls there that were so fucking good, Ari.

Oh. That no one beats them. Let me see if I can find the leaderboard. Let me see. Danielle Brandon. I think Toomy got 8th. No, she got first. In one of the events she got third. But it was the 20 fittest women in the world. Minus 5.

Minus 5 women? The qualifier people. Oh, I didn't know that. So, I mean, she did great. Her highest were, she got a third and a fourth. It's pretty good. But she has to expect, and she got 11th overall. Ooh, she did get beat by Maddie Sturt and man on Anganese.

All right, kill yourself, nevermind. Oh, and Danny Spiegel, Jesus. Yeah, that's not good, Danielle. Yikes, dude. Anyway, congratulations Danielle. That's a heartfelt message. I respect that. Of course she is going to get first. Yeah, I agree.

One day she's going to have to quit, right? Yeah, everyone has to quit sooner or later. Because they can't do it when they're like, they can't. They have a master's decision for old people, but no one watches it. Really? Yeah, it's like, it's like your jiu-jitsu matches only the parents watch it. No one gives a shit about kids or old people. They pretend like they pretend like they do. At least, at least kids, you know that there's hope that one day they'll be pros So you I think the kids is more fascinating than the adult the old people don't you think Caleb? Yeah, for sure because the old people are well past their prime. Yeah, it's like I know football

If you're over 35, I super don't care to watch you do anything Yeah, the only people are gonna watch your wife and maybe your parents. I'll shower with you if you're over 35. That's it uh Yeah, careful buddy. You're gonna be 35 one day Thank you for clarifying that yeah on the subject of censorship since we're on with eland, um, You know, we know what's happening in Brazil. Sure. They blocked X. Now they've taken Starlink to my understanding. Are we going to see any blowback if you and President Trump take office

about all of the censorship that happened before? Yeah. Mark Zuckerberg just released that letter saying, oh, I fell to, you know, victim to the FBI pressure and made a sound. Are we gonna see any repercussions? Yes people that's answered. Yes, we're gonna fire By Love you. I love you too. Um, yeah. Yeah. Bye. Bye. Thanks for coming on the show Mark Zuckerberg and all the other technology companies that they needed to censor. Fire the 50 intelligence operatives who said the Hunter Biden laptop was Russian disinformation.

A lot of those people still have security clearances. Strip every single one of those people with their security clearances. Fire every single person. You cannot lie. Take your position of public trust and lie to the American people for political purposes. It's disgraceful and people have to suffer consequences for it. Thank you for clarifying that. Yeah, on the subject of censorship since we're on with Elon. Dude, they're gonna have to fire thousands

of people. For sure. Thousands. Yeah. Thousands of people who colluded to try to take away our First Amendment rights. Fuck those guys. Hey, I wonder, you know legitimately the government could come in and take YouTube and and Facebook and Instagram. They have a case case they have a huge case. Oh Yeah colluding with foreign governments censorship having government contracts and not following the Constitution Yeah, they sure those I mean I mean fuck dude, it's crazy It is it's kind of it's oh Swim is canceled today. I'm gonna grab milk at the store and

Down the street. Oh, okay Swimming is canceled today That's how you know like i'm so happy like my kids jujitsu academy closes for no reason ever It's just always open. Yeah, just like they don't like like just because it's a fucking holiday doesn't mean you don't train. That's cool. The boys are complaining about DMV. About what? About the DMV. I'm just reading our thread oh just about how ass

the DMV is I want to get um I want to get a Jorge Ventura back on and find out what how things are gonna change at the border I want to get his impression of that. I think I just saw his name pop up on the schedule. Oh good. Yeah. That'd be insane. Yeah. I wonder if he knows anything about that, that Marine that was killed in Mexico last month. He probably does.

Yeah, that'd be crazy. If that's an evening show, you should come on that. Yeah, I will if it is. Australia taking it in the dumper. Last night, while most of us were distracted watching the US election, the Australian government thought it would be a great time to debate the highly controversial Freedom of Information bill here in Australia. This bill has had a lot of kickback because basically what it does is it makes the government the arbiter of truth as it relates to

things that are published on social media. The government, the arbiter of truth. You do not want the government controlling your media. That is totalitarianism. That is fascism. That is communism. That's like no guns in that and they got you. Those two right there. If the government doesn't like something that's published on social media around health, around finance, around really anything, they want to pass a law that gives them the power to force

the big social media platforms to remove your voice, to remove your view from the platform. Now think about the irony of that after the last few years that we've been through where most of this information came from our government. Just watch this though, so you know that I'm not just banging on. This is actually what it looks like when you lose your rights while you're busy at work. This happened just a few hours ago in Canberra. Well, the result of the division is Ayes 79, Nose 56. The matter was resolved in the affirmative.

So there it is, guys. That is 73 Labour politicians and six independents voting in favour of the bill. So when you go to vote next time, if you are a Labour voter, understand that is what you are voting for. You are voting to abdicate power to the government for what you can say online and what information you can share. Now, I don't know much how much historical context you have around this but if you really want to study the past see how poorly this has turned out for entire nations. This is some scary scary. They control people with words naming is the origin of all particular things we are watching in real fucking time fucking Australia

It doesn't matter what you call it. You can call it a fucking demote You can call it whatever you want if they if they you don't have freedom of speech. You're fucking you're toast. You're done You're not you're not a democracy just because you vote after that You know, you have no fucking rights the masses will just be fucking told what to do Stuff will be written down and they'll follow it. Big stuff. Governments can silence their people when governments can create propaganda and remove your power to share information

that you think is true and helpful to others. It doesn't even matter whether you think it's true or helpful. You have the right to share stuff that's not true and not helpful. You don't have to look too far back in history to see how bad an idea that is. So last fucking insane, by the way, Australia and the UK and Germany are they're all captured in Canada by the WEF. If you don't think so, just start Googling around WEF, World Economic Forum, Documentary. They control the UN and the World Health Organization.

And they're terrified of Trump. Yeah, the government shares shit that's not true all the time. Exactly. Exactly. Very well said, Kevin. Yeah, welcome to the matrix. Yep. British influenced countries except USA are so to the authoritarian rule like follow a

king. Yeah, it's nuts. And to let you know how powerful the word is, all they do is say that about Trump and then their party believes it. That's how easily they're convinced by words. All right, that's all I got. I think the channel is done for today. I don't know if anyone else goes live today. I gotta call Taylor. I'm not sure what's going on with kill Taylor. I Guess there could be one today or tomorrow. I don't have a sponsor yet any sponsor

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