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To get his fucking ass
Oh BAM we're live
Shit I I
Dude so good to see you. I thought I didn't think I was gonna have you until eight. This is awesome
No, no, I only have that till now till like 7 35 then I got a jet out
Um Hell of a show to win 7 35. Yeah I only have that till now till like 735 then I got a jet out
Hello Joe to when 735 yeah, I
Want to tell you about a crazy? I want to show you a crazy video my buddy sent me yesterday
This is this is the craziest
This is this has got to be one of the craziest things I've ever seen this is a serious
This is a serious problem a
Good friend who's really on the pulse with a lot of shit sent me this this is gonna absolutely blow
you away
This The... What? Mornings like this are crazy, right?
When they start off with so much fucking shit.
Okay, look at this.
15 years ago, Chicago made one of the worst deals in US history.
It was 2008 during the recession.
2008 during the recession in Chicago.
Oh, you sent me this, Sousa.
Yeah.
The city was desperate for money.
So Mayor Daley sold all of Chicago's parking meters to a group of investors from the United Arab Emirates in exchange for one point.
Echo, Echo.
They sold, they sold all of the city's parking meters for one point.
Gina Rodez, let's see what happens. For one point Gina
Rode test there's let's see what happens. Um, all of the city of Chicago's parking meters for one point one billion dollars
Tell me if the echo continues
For the next 75 years Chicago has to pay a hundred percent of parking meter revenue to the investors company
Which is conveniently named Chicago parking meters LLC, Chicago's 30,000 parking meters generate about $200 million
in revenue annually and 200 million. So that's 200 times 75 0010 0014 0042. zero zero 14 zero zero
For to
Was I doing 75 years at 200 million and then add six zero 150 billion
one two three one two three I get a
Two billion four hundred million no that can't be right.
Yeah, either was mine. I screwed mine up too. I said a hundred and fifty billion.
That's not right.
So basically it's a billion dollars every five years and so it's over 12 billion dollars because in six years it would be 12 billion dollars.
Cause in six years it would be $12 billion.
So in five years, they make their money back. That's it.
That's from the business perspective.
That's a hell of an investment investment for Saudi Arabia.
Right.
Yup.
Why wouldn't you just let the city buy the cities?
Why wouldn't you just let the city offer it to the citizens of the city to buy it?
Do you know what I mean?
Like, like, why wouldn't you offer it to like a teachers union or somewhere? It gets worse, though. It gets
worse. I know since you sent me this, but listen, because the city is sending that money
overseas, none of it will go to Chicagoans. If you think that's bad, it gets worse. If
any streets are closed for public events like street festivals or the marathon, the city
has to pay this company the money they would have made from parking if the streets were
open. The deal also says that if Chicago wants to remove even a single parking meter, they have
to pay this company the value of what that meter would have generated until the deal
ends in 2084.
This prevents Chicago from building more bike or bus lanes because it would be so expensive
to remove the meters.
We have 59 years left until this deal expires and nobody's found a loophole to get out of
it yet.
So next time you see how wealthy Dubai is, just know that Chicago parking might have
something to do with of it yet. So next time you see how wealthy Dubai is, just know that Chicago parking might have something to do with it.
Chicago. They hate you. The black dear black people of Chicago, the liberals hate you,
hate you.
Hate you.
Dude, I was just gonna say imagine like like what in the world did you need that
much money for that quickly where you were able just to sell out the whole
entire city in the, in the, um, Chicago public, like you could probably, I guess,
cut a bunch of government jobs to save that money and would have, you know what
I mean?
Why didn't you just say, Hey shit, we need to cut away all these programs.
And you know, what is siphoning most of the cash over there is most likely
the welfare programs and not the money going to the people, but the bureaucracy
that surrounds it to give it, give it to the people.
Right.
Oh, and imagine the BRC bureaucracy that created, you know, someone has a,
there's five people who have to just watch that deal year round, who make $200,000 a year each crazy to
maintain the infrastructure of that deal.
Just that deal.
It's it's, um,
that should be considered treason.
You mean, you mean like those politicians should be hung or something?
Yeah.
Like the, yeah, there's just no accountability for our politicians.
They could sell the American public to foreign investors.
We see it all across, whether it's a single family homes, whether it's skyscrapers,
whether it's farmland, they're just selling away everything that should be,
should belong to the American public to foreign investors.
And then what ends up happening is because those foreign investors are coming in
just essentially park their money there,
they're able to inflate pricing of all this stuff outside of the
reach of somebody who's an American citizen could be able to afford it.
Most countries, you cannot own land or own buildings or this stuff,
unless you're a citizen of that country.
The average Chicago person pays $97 a year in parking tickets.
So on top of that, in 2019, they collected $264 million just in parking tickets.
And guess who pays for the people to give out those tickets?
The people who are paying the tickets.
Exactly.
Dude, crazy.
Hey, this makes BlackRock look like a good deal.
BlackRock also buys entire neighborhoods to lease homes.
Yeah, but at least that money's fucking people in the United States have their fucking retirement funds.
I'm not defending BlackRock. Don't get me wrong.
But that's a way better deal than just fucking sending over $200 million a year to Saudi Arabia. Crazy.
And at least with BlackRock, you could, you could invest in the S&P 500, which
between Vanguard State Street and BlackRock, they have 88% of it.
So at least while you're getting fucked, you could get a little something too.
Uh, I, I, I bet you, I bet you that's like a significant portion of Chicago's,
um, yearly budget.
It says 7%, 7%, 7% of Chicago's operating budget comes from parking tickets.
Holy shit, dude.
It's insane.
I heard San Francisco is 5%. That is nuts.
You think, um, you think that mayor or whoever approved
That deal or brokerage that deal gets a little bit of that kickback over those 75 years. Yes. Mm-hmm
Like what are the American free condo like a free condo in Saudi Arabia somewhere?
Yeah, or just some sort of percentage dividend in that I mean imagine if you got point zero one percent of that just the brokerage of that deal and
of that. I mean, imagine if you got 0.01% of that, just the brokerage of that deal and propitrity of the 75 years. So like you brokerage the deal once and they're like, hey, we cut
you in at, you know, whatever half a percentage point for the next 75 years.
Listen to this. This is going to blow you away. Chicago in 2024, $545 million in parking tickets.
Dude, that's more than the GDP I bet you have most countries.
The parking tickets in New York.
The most small ones, yeah.
And then you think, now think about who they're giving those parking tickets to.
Who is driving their cars? Who's parking them downtown? Who's doing it?
It's most likely the people that are actually the producers that are showing up to work
to turn the wheel of the economy.
So not only do you tax them when they get their paycheck, not only do you tax them when
you spend their money, not only do you tax them when they invest their money, not only
do you tax them on the property that they've already purchased, but on top of that, you're
going to give a parking ticket to them if they didn't park correctly as they go to work
to create that revenue that the government is siphoning off of them.
Yeah, those are working people.
What's interesting is they have it per capita, that ends up being $63 per person.
But listen to this, in Baltimore, they generate $61 million in parking tickets,
but that's $100 per person on average, and the city of Baltimore pays in parking tickets every year.
God, that's ruthless, dude.
That's it.
That's a whole fucking economy in itself.
I wonder what the parking ticket revenue is nationally.
Most things rely on traffic tickets to generate revenue to cover gaps in
municipal budgets,
fines for about 10% of the budget in 730 municipalities.
10%.
Oh, then Troy has a good point.
Another ticket if you go to court or if you don't pay that one, which just gets you deeper
and deeper into that hole.
Right.
Which is also funded by the American public.
Uh, Hiller had that guy on that, um, uh, nutrition guy.
And, um, I, I didn't, I didn't hear, I, I don't, I don't remember the debate, but I,
I guess it got contentious around the fact that the guy, um, is saying it's okay.
He, he's a, it's okay in moderation guy, right?
Little peanut, it's okay if you put a little peanut butter in your gas tank. It ain't
gonna hurt the engine just a little bit. Yeah moderation. Yeah it's okay if you
it's okay. Put a little water. Your car's low on fuel. Stick a little water in the
gas tank. Fill that tank up a little bit. It's just a little bit of water. It'll be Um, I just to hit on that completely, um, where I, where I think he misses the point
is and I think where a lot of people miss the point is, is they fall into this, like,
if you don't do it perfectly, you're a hypocrite or, um, that it's not sustainable or it's
not you, you have to be able to distinguish that just from the facts
Do you know what I mean you have to you have to be compassionate with yourself
You can't be like if a guy smoking cigarettes you and he's telling you not to smoke
You're a fucking idiot if you say he's a hypocrite you have to think of him. Nope. That's an expert
He knows dude
They have people come to the prisons to the schools to talk to young kids for that reason about smoking
No, just about don't do what I did. Look where I ended up. Oh, oh, right, right
So they're basically saying don't do the same behaviors that got me into this position
Just like the smokers that they're saying you do not want to be in the position. I am stuck to this cigarette, right?
Anyway, so I ended up on his Instagram account
and I was looking at the people.
Do you know what his name is?
His name is Justin.
Do you know what his account is?
Is it CBDHTR?
I think it's like CBG.
CBG, let me see.
Nutrition or something like that.
Oh, CBG, okay.
CBG, online nutrition. Yeah
And I started tripping and and I was talking to you yesterday on the phone about this
I started tripping be of like like look at this look at this
Get your nutrition coach CBG online nutrition that feeds you for every competition so you don't have to track your macros
in
Tracking your macros, my understanding means that
when you look at your food, you think of your food as carbs, fat, and
protein, and you try to eat them in the ideal portion for your health. And
for those people who don't know the zone, my basic understanding of it
is the reason why you want to eat in macros is because
all sickness comes from the erratic spikes in hormone levels. And so pretty much all disease
is run by that. And so you want to just keep your hormone levels completely stable at all times.
And you want to find portions based on macros,
fat and protein, that's at a portion that keeps your hormones just completely
steady. And I've never heard one person complain about the zone other than it
being a pain in the ass. But every single person's like, Holy shit, that
changed my life. I can't believe my energy levels every I'm the most steady,
psychiatrically, physically, emotionally, I'm the most steady I've ever been in my life.
100%.
I've never heard one person not say that.
Matt Burns, 40, 30, 30.
And then, and then, and then Susan and I just recently was pretty funny.
We heard a psychiatrist who is one of the head psychiatrists, professors, psychiatry
professors at either Harvard or Yale. He's been there for 40 years.
We heard him speak the other day and he's like, I know this is going to be really out
there, but I think people's mental disorders have to do with what they eat.
Whoa, so out there. Which by the way, was was recommended this book afterwards the beyond pros act because greg had said that this was uh published in like
96 yeah, it was like everything he's talking about you could find here without having to like tow the line a little bit of like
Metabolic treatment only makes not only not only make if you fuck with your mitochondria
Not only doesn't make you fat give you cancer, but it makes you think that uh men can become women
literally make you fat, give you cancer, but it makes you think that men can become women. Literally.
Literally.
Yeah.
So I, so I, I see this and he's got Danielle Brandon eating pizza here, and
then he's got more pizza eating with Danielle and then, um, he's got her eating
skittles here and, um, he's having fun with her here and she's winning lots of
money and she's doing it on his plan.
And I started tripping because I'm like.
And here's how, how do you can you?
I saw James Sprague somewhere.
Here's what's this guy's name?
Chandler, Chandler Smith.
This fucking unbelievably beautiful human being and his super hot wife
Let me see what they say
Oh
So this is for you
Your arms are big in mine. God make you make my arms look bigger and post so they look bigger you got goosebumps there, right?
So do are these people Trista Smith? That's an interesting picture to promote dietary guidelines. It is. That's all I got to say about that. Yeah.
That's it.
Uh, James break.
I would love to sit here and chit chat with you.
Um, so, so are these people being paid?
I would, I would presume yes. My, my theory is that they probably get free coaching and then they probably get some sort of a kickback for it.
So do you think, I just, I just wonder how that works if that takes away from the validity of the efficacy of the program. Yes, you think that, but yes, they get paid.
So like we saw, a lot of people hated nobles, hated the way they fit, hated the way they felt,
everything about them, right? We see all. And we see all these athletes wearing them.
And so we just start to assume that they're getting paid.
And we don't trust.
We start losing the trust in what they say.
But we know they're getting paid, right?
Mm-hmm.
Because Tia will just jump from Nobles to whatever, Nobles to-
Tia, oh, Gouruc now Oh, GoRuck now.
Yeah.
We know they're getting paid.
Yeah.
But something makes me feel like this is different, that this nutrition thing is different and
that these people who are promoting this stuff...
We know Danielle Branding gets paid by Rad, right?
And we know that she probably has
equity in the company. That's the rumor. And we know that if
anyone posts anything online saying anything negative about
rad, Daniel Brandon will reach out to you and your DMs and be
like, what the fuck?
That's a hack, by the way, if you guys want on your DMs.
Want to talk to Daniel Brandon, just say something, buy a pair
of rads and then show something's wrong with them.
Like the soul's feeling off and she'll contact you directly.
And I wonder every time they do this, this comes at what cost.
Yeah.
I mean, it definitely comes at a cost.
The way that I view it is that everybody has equity with their audience
like we do here.
And if, if I have mattress company, a, and everybody here believes that I'm
only going to put something in front of you that I believe in, that I use, and
that I like, um, and everybody goes and runs out and buys mattress, a, and then
a week later, uh, I'm now selling mattress B all the people that bought
mattress, a that was bought in on what I said, all of a sudden just thinks like, wait'm now selling mattress B all the people that bought mattress
a that was bought in on what I said, all of a sudden just thinks like, wait a minute,
just get duped.
Like I thought this was the thing.
And now you're telling me this is the thing from a different company.
And the way that I like to view that as is like, you have a certain amount of equity
and you could either build it over time by being honest and having integrity with your,
with your audience and that grows your equity.
Or in the short term, you could just sell it off to the highest bidder each month.
But every time you sell that equity off, you can't get it back.
You've liquidated it.
You've turned it into cash.
You've turned your integrity with the audience into cash.
And the more you flip flop and start to do that, the less people buy and the further you sell off your equity.
Let me bring up, let me keep in it.
Real's mentions Ariel Loewen.
Let me, I haven't, I haven't thought this through yet.
Let me bring up Ariel Loewen and let me show you this.
So somewhere she shows herself using MyFitnessPal.
And that one I feel a little different about because she's actually showing you,
I don't know where it is.
She's actually showing herself using the app.
And for some reason I find that's different.
Like whether they're paying her,
like I immediately just think, okay, so they're paying her to
show you guys how to use the app.
Right.
And I don't like there's anything misleading there.
She's not trying to sell me on anything other than the fact is like, hey guys, there's this
app out there.
It's like the exerciser.
I'm trying to sell you guys on the fact that, hey, there's a penis pump out there.
Right.
And everybody knows that you don't use it though.
Well, yeah, I'm different.
I'm way cooler than all those tarts.
All, all, all of them put together that I can't even compare themselves to me,
but, but thank you for pointing that out.
I just feel it's a different something.
Someone needs to talk.
Why aren't these agents?
Do these agents talk to them about that?
I would doubt it.
I don't, I don't, it's from, from the little bit that I know, it doesn't sound
like there's much communication between these agents and these athletes like
that closely all the time.
Do I could definitely be wrong though, but where, where is the, um, do you know
which one of these is the fitness power?
No, no, I you know which one of these is the Fitness Pal one? Is it the... No.
No.
I do hand it to her. She makes some great content, her and Dylan.
She makes awesome content.
Um, I think it might be... is it further up?
Oh, oh, is this it?
Oh yeah, maybe that's it.
Ahem.
Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
I am everything you... I mean, that's a great, the way she eats it.
Oh, I don't know if that was, I don't think that was it.
It's moderation over starvation.
Maybe that was a post for that nutrition company, but wasn't anymore.
Oh, is she one of theirs? I thought she was a my fitness pal girl.
Maybe she is.
I don't know.
I don't follow it that closely.
I thought she was, maybe she's not.
ESC sounds, Danielle's partnered with us for six years.
One of the most loyal people around.
Yeah, I bet.
And the long, the long-term partnerships grows your equity.
Yeah. And how smart are you guys to keep her for six years?
Right? I mean, that's the way to do it.
And hopefully you build a relationship with them so they're just not jumping to the highest bidder,
but they like you as a person in your company.
Yeah. Let's talk about that for a second. So Froning just stuck with Reebok for 10 years.
Yeah.
That's all we saw.
We trusted it.
We, we, we trusted that.
That's right.
Everyone was buying fucking Nanos.
Yep.
And then what happened is when that deal ends, his audience goes, cool.
What, what's next?
You know, and everybody wants to know what, what shoe is, is rich going to wear next?
What shoe is, is he going to endorse?
And, and they're looking toward it not him I would trust what shoe he
wore next yeah because here's the thing rich is gonna wear a bunch of shoes and
decide which ones that he wants to wear and wants to associate with and will pick
he's not gonna just look at a number and go okay which one's gonna pay me the
most oh this one cool we'll go with them even though he knows he doesn't like to wear them.
He won't wear them outside of, you know, if anytime he doesn't have to.
Um, uh, I sent you the DM she's with CBG and says no macros and then counts
macros on my fitness pal now.
Oh, wow.
Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah, before I open up her account, I want to say something. The fact that she, so she, I heard of an athlete recently that was wearing, that was sponsored
by some one ear company, but every time she's out in public, she's wearing another set of
headphones.
Right.
It's like, it's like, what's his name?
Noah Olsen being sponsored by Rad, but then going on, but then going on podcasts wearing
Nike.
I don't, I don't know how that's defensible at all.
Now don't get me wrong.
Like if he's, if he's not, if he's not doing a public appearance and that in his case that's
in his contract or if he can say yeah I don't need it like if he were to be like
yeah guys I don't even like rad that's not even in my contract that I have to
say I like them that's yeah yeah yeah that's totally cool and he should be
able to say that but if not he looks like a fucking complete douche canoe
people are only sponsoring you because they want you when the public eye is on you to
be wearing their shit and using their shit and talking positively about it.
You can't go on a fucking podcast and fucking be wearing Nikes when you're sponsored by
rad.
That doesn't even that doesn't even fucking that doesn't even that doesn't even make
sense.
What if I what if I pulled up a different dick pump?
Yeah.
But like you said, who knows what's in there within his contract.
It could just be a contract where he says every CrossFit competition I'll wear a pair
of rads.
Yeah.
But what I do in my own free time is what I do in my own free time.
Who knows?
Well, then right there, all the validity of him liking the shoe is straight out the door.
Like if you really liked that shoe,
like if you really like, if you,
if she's been with this company for six years,
and I think that's fucking brilliant.
Me too, yep.
Develop a long-term relationship with the brands that you are naturally going
to use, the people you like, and who you want to be associated with.
And the fact that she reaches out to people and ass-pounds them if they talk shit about
rad, I think that's awesome too.
Me too. Yeah. I didn't mean that as a knock. Like she'll be, like she, she, that's, that's
her like believing in it. She's, she like, she's bought in. When have you ever seen Daniel
Brandon outside of maybe a shot with her friends at like a nightclub or the bar scene, not in a pair of rats.
Whenever I see her, I just assume she's naked.
Okay.
Well, she's always in rats, like she's always wearing them.
And that's the thing, like if you in here's the deal.
Also like we use the road caster all the time.
If they threw some money at us, we would be like, okay, awesome.
We already use your products, but we're still going to bitch about it when
it doesn't work every, every other day.
Right.
Right.
So it's just about, it's just about the level of honesty.
And I think just people feel duped.
If you put something in front of them that, you know, you don't believe in the
product or you don't really necessarily be used the product, but then you want to
point your audience at that product.
And then they get upset when they're like, wait, we only got this because you know, we follow you.
We wanted, we wanted your advice on this thing and you led us in the wrong direction.
Um, I, I wonder what, um, so is she, is she a CBG athlete?
I mean, I feel like probably not.
It says ad right there.
Hashtag at my fitness pal.
No. So I would say, I would say not. It says ad right there. Hashtag at my fitness pal. No.
So I would say, I would say no.
And my fitness pal partner.
I'm going to show y'all how easy it is to use the my fitness pal app, see the
macros and the food you're eating.
Find the barcode on your food, scan it.
And the app.
Oh, so hers even says paid partnership.
Yeah.
It says ad down there.
Hashtag ad.
Were you just with CBG and not tracking macros?
Someone wrote that.
Not anymore. There you just with CBG and not tracking macros? Someone wrote that. Not anymore.
There you go.
Hey, and that's an honest answer from her too.
You got to appreciate that.
I think most athletes probably just avoid that altogether.
And she was just like, not anymore.
Yeah.
She's a real one.
That's for sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, this must be a recent change.
She was with CBG.
I wonder if she was getting paid by CBG.
I just think it's so completely fucking disingenuous to say that these people got those are using
that nutrition plan.
Because for some reason for me, I can't explain it,
but with that product, the line is blurred.
Interesting.
Because it has to do with nutrition?
Or like, I don't know, let me work it out though,
but like, if I see an athlete wearing a FitAid shirt,
I assume that they're sponsored by FitIDAID. They're getting paid.
Yeah.
For some reason, I think that with a dietary...
So here, let me give you an example. No one's getting paid by CrossFit Josh Bridges doesn't get paid by CrossFit
Not a fucking dime and he hasn't been competed the CrossFit games in years
But if you ask him what he does, he'll just be like CrossFit. I do CrossFit. I do CrossFit. I do CrossFit. I do CrossFit
And let me ask you a question too, which might help you work this out a little bit
I'm a CrossFit affiliate, CrossFitLivemore. Yeah
I'm very critical of a lot of decisions that CrossFit HQ is
making publicly critical about it.
Or lack of decisions.
Or lack or lack of decisions. Do you think that that harms my integrity with coaches
and affiliate owners? Do you think I'm selling my equity out by being a CrossFit affiliate,
but still being critical of CrossFit, the company and the decisions they're making?
No.
Well, what about people in the comments?
I think it increases.
I think it increases the validity of CrossFit and what you're saying. Don't you think? I think it does for two reasons. Hmm.
Don't you think?
I think, I think it does for two reasons.
Number one, I think that being critical of it is important because if I, if I'm not,
if we are not as affiliate owners, who's holding them accountable.
Right?
Yeah.
And number two, I also like to think that although critical, I provide a lot to affiliate owners and coaches at the same time.
Does a slight derailment.
Seve, if, if someone paid you 1 million a year, would you use a butt plug?
Yes.
What, how do you use a butt plug?
I don't know.
What do you use it for?
Hey, for a million, if you got paid a million dollars, you just peel me
off a little bit, I'll come over and show you.
I'm not going to put it in my mouth. I'll give you the tutorial
I'll hock to on it for a CBG also said they pay people. Oh, they do say that. Okay. All right, I stand corrected
Because if they pay people I don't believe I don't believe that they're using that I
Don't I don't believe that they're using that. I don't believe that they're using that.
And when Ariel switches to MyFitnessPal, right away it makes me think that she's not, that you don't even, two things, it makes me think you don't even need CBG's help,
or she was never using, basically she's not going to change the way she eats.
If she, I mean she's one of the fittest fucking human beings on the planet.
How she eats is how she's going to eat.
Right.
And if she tinkers with it and fixes it, right?
It's just like, I bet you Rich, even though he's not a Reebok athlete anymore, he still
wears a lot of Reebok.
Yep.
I don't think he's like, well, they don't sponsor me.
I'm throwing all that shit away
And I would like to think that he had a left relationship with everybody in the company and everything else to her like
He was just like oh our time our time ended and we you know I'm going different direction one try some new things no hard feelings, and he lets everybody know too
I'm going in a different direction. I want to try some new things. No hard feelings. And he lets everybody know too
Uh sebi butt plugs are used to stretch the balloon knot to fit the black caulk
Fair enough, I wouldn't do anything to stretch my butthole. Maybe I maybe I wouldn't do it
I've only had um, uh two things in my butt
I just two different guys have stuck their finger in my butt.
The first guy said that another guy, that I needed a second opinion.
I'm like, come on, dude, really?
Did he call his friend in right then or how did that work?
No, I had to come back and his buddy
stuck his finger in my butt.
And you know how I worked around it the whole time? I was just like, okay, they don't want to be doing it either
Oh, yeah, for sure. That's so that's how I kind of just like
Yeah, like
You think it's bad for you. I guess the question is would you rather stick your finger in someone's butt or um
Or have someone stick their finger in your butt?
Like if someone put if me and you were trapped in a room and they're like, hey,
you know, you guys, but one of you guys has to stick your finger in your butt
and the other guy's butt, we'd have to just look at each other
and Rochambeau, I guess, or something.
Yeah, I think a Rochambeau would be appropriate in that or a coin flip.
You had a coin.
Maybe just call me a beta, but i think i'd rather have
you stick one of your fingers in my butt oh sorry that's because you just that's because
you just have to stay in there right it's more it's more of a passive approach for you than
it is for some and i don't even know what's going on i could deny it ever happened you
have you have a you have a full view. You're an active
participant. Just like what? Oh, what are you doing? I'd be the dude that was beheaded in the tribe,
right? You would just be the victim. Hey, if you're paying your $4,500 a month, if you're producing
If you're paying your $4,500 a month, if you're producing 200 affiliate videos to show to the world how positive affiliates are, if you have a show on how to run your affiliate
that's the biggest show on how to run your affiliate in the CrossFit space once a week,
if you're going on other people's shows to talk to them about how to run an affiliate, I think you can pretty much say whatever you want
I like to and I also think that my criticisms do come with the if I were able to make decisions
This is what I would do and I like to think that those would be solutions, right?
so it's not like I'm just like like complaining for the sake of complaining and then A, not doing anything and B, not providing like solution and then
and then C, not only providing those solutions, but then acting upon them in as little in
what I can with the very little resources that I have. I mean, I pay the full affiliate
fee. I paid to have that dude stick his finger in my butt.
Hey, I wonder that's a it's a crazy it's a crazy thing too. I wonder if I don't I don't I don't think of you as being severely critical. I don't know. I think that it's more than balance what you
do and I think you're a shining example of an affiliate. I've been to your affiliate but I
wonder at what point, like Frank got deaffiliated right? Yeah but he didn't pay the affiliate fee
and like his L1 wasn't expired or something apparently so. But basically he was talking
about organizing
a group of people to come together
and raise money and buy CrossFit.
Right.
And for some reason that was too,
even though that's not being critical of HQ,
at some point, I mean his only criticism was
he didn't like the current owners.
He didn't think that they had the best interest
for the affiliates.
I mean that's the 100,000 foot view, right?
Frank's like hey, current owners don't have
what's in our best interest. Let's have the owners by the company and and we'll fix things up a little bit.
And so but he was it would be fair to say he was deaffiliated for that.
Yeah, I mean, that's why he was publicly deaffiliated for sure.
So it would be weird. I wonder I wonder what you would have what you would have to say for them to deaffiliate you.
And play the Brian Friend song. Okay, we should hang out on Sunday because I got a jam to the gym now and I have a great
time.
We haven't done one of these in a while.
Yeah, okay.
So, I apologize.
Thanks for the Chicago clip.
It's crazy.
Yeah, I know, right?
Absolutely insane. And I think some of the
stuff that analyzing finance with Nick gets into some of that stuff and some of his other
videos and hopefully we'll get them scheduled soon. I think you guys would have a blast
talking about some of those. Oh yeah. Awesome. And we got Jay Bhattacharya scheduled next
Tuesday. Next Tuesday. Yeah. Bhattacharya. Thank you. All right. All right. Thank you later for those you guys who don't know who j badacharya is he's a
md phd out of stanford
and um
I've hung out with him a handful of times
and uh that guy, uh cali means
Was being interviewed on rogan the other day
and he said that he'd like to see Jay Bhattacharya become the head of the
CDC Center for Disease Control
if Trump is made
President
And so that'll be pretty cool to get Jay Bhattacharya on
Uh, Suza didn't screw it up. I asked him yesterday. I said hey come on the show in the morning
He said I don't have time. I said come on come on the show. He said, okay, I'll come on for 30. He gave us 36. That's pretty good.
I thought I'm a Christian Kettler, Christian Kettler. I thought the Trump was amazing on Patrick bed David. I wanted to ask Susan about that too, because when Patrick bed David asked, you know, who's pulling the strings and he basically was like, hey, who's in the Illuminati?
And Trump gave the answer that's like the way
I like to think of the world.
He just said it's amorphous.
And it's just similar interests colliding.
Hey man, the liberals hate you if you're black.
You have to know that.
Hate you. Could you imagine doing that to Chicago?
Fuck man.
It is so bad.
Oh, my favorite sound.
Hi.
Caller. Hello. Hi. Caller. Hello. Hi. Hi. How's it going?
It's amazing.
Have you seen the Tucker Carlson interview with Callie and Casey Means?
No, but that is the most I've only seen clips, but that is the most, in my DMs,
more people sent me links to that video
than any other video I've ever,
ever in the history of me being on Instagram.
It was crazy.
It's similar to the Joe Rogan one,
but I think it far, it just, it's way better.
It's way better.
I didn't see the Joe Rogan one either.
Anytime I see them talking, any of the clips, I get, and maybe I shouldn't, the Joe Rogan one either. I can't, anytime I see them talking any of the clips,
I get, and maybe I shouldn't, but I get defensive
because I'm like, man, Greg's been,
Greg not only has been saying all of this shit
for 20 years, but he fucking helped.
He did something about it.
And there's, you know, at its peak,
there were 15,000 lifeboats out there
for people to get onto and be around like many people.
So I just hear their shit and I'm just like, they're like and Greg's whole thing is is like hey
We're never gonna save the world
Not even close all we can do is do our best and I feel and I I just feel I feel like these people want
to use the government to try to
To get the fix away, yeah, so so but but I mean, I mean it's not it's not like I hate them or anything
Yeah, I think I mean you should be happy because I think it's now it's just getting more mainstream now and more
It's reaching more and more people right? Um
I have a quick story. So uh just about health care. Um, and how absolute garbage it is right now. Yesterday my daughter
She's nine. She was complaining of a sore throat. I took her in to get a strep test done
To urgent care strep test the doctor, you know that they they did the swab
Doctor came back in about ten minutes later. He's like well the swab is negative. So she just you know needs to rest and
He's like, well, the swab is negative. So she just, you know, needs to rest and, um, soothing foods like ice cream and popsicles. And I just looked at the doctor and I was like,
I have a sick nine year old little girl and you're telling her and me that you want me to pump her
full of sugar to help cure her, to help cure her sickness. It's insane. It's insane.
Absolutely insane.
Yeah.
I might.
And I kind of sat there and I thought, do I fight back right now?
Like, do I give a smart ass remark?
And you know, I just I bit my tongue and I just nodded and I was like, thank you.
And out the door he went and we stopped at the grocery store on the way home.
I'm like, well, let me just pick her up some cough drops because you know, her throat hurts
her. She's uncomfortable.
I go to the grocery store, everything in the grocery store,
in the little pharmacy aisle, every single cough drop
is either loaded with sugar or it's loaded with artificial dyes.
Every single one.
I looked at the back of every single package
and I could not find a single one.
If it was sugar-free, it had artificial dyes in it.
And I just,
I'm sitting here like, what are busy parents supposed to do? Make my own cough drops? You
know what I mean? Like, I don't know.
There probably is some Christian site somewhere that teaches you how to do that using like
ginger root or something, you know, and horseradish or some shit like that. There probably is one. Yeah, it's complete. By the
way, someone in the comments said bone broth. Yeah, it's completely insane that you would
give them something that would cause more inflammation and inhibit T cells from doing
their work to fight disease while your kid's sick. Yeah, they're fucking crazy.
Exactly. And I mean, I am, I'm a mother of four kids. I have a full-time job. I own a CrossFit affiliate. I coach my kids sports. My husband coaches our kids sports. Like we are a busy,
busy family. And you know, you just, you hate to think like, okay, my kid is sick, things are stressed enough already. Now I've got to like
Google, you know, healthy, you know, healthy cough drops are like,
what's a natural way to, you know, help make my kid's throat feel better.
It's just, it's, it's frustrating. It's, um, which is why I was, you know,
you know, excited, um, relieved, you know, when that,
the fact that the whole Casey and Callie means, um, you know, you know, excited, relieved, you know, when that the fact that the whole
Casey and Kelly means, you know, the good energy movement is finally becoming more mainstream
because it does finally feel like we're on the cusp of actual change potentially happening.
Hey, how bad was it that you took your kid to the doctor? Because I've taken my kid,
two of my kids have been to the doctor in the last year and I wanted to compare stories with yours.
How bad does it have to get before you take them?
Normally I avoid the doctor like the plague.
Honestly, I don't take my kids to the doctor ever.
The only reason I took her is because the last time
she got strep throat, which was last February,
it accelerated very,
very quickly. She was vomiting 103 degree temperature, you know, moaning, crying out
in pain. She was very uncomfortable. So I thought if this is strep, I would like to
get ahead of it. Right? Normally we don't go to the doctor. Normally my first visits
the chiropractor. If my kids telling me they don't feel good, we go to the chiropractor. If my kid's telling me they don't feel good, we go to the chiropractor, we get outside, sunshine, vitamin D drops, you know, pump and pull vitamin C. I definitely
go that route first. But because of her history with strep, I bit the bullet and I was like,
let's just go to urgent care. You know, we've got a busy weekend ahead of us. So normally
I would probably side with you when I say no, I'm not going to the doctor. They're complete idiots. Yeah, I have a breaking point too. By the way, paper street coffee
says head over to paper street coffee and get some organic ginger and turmeric tea. Not a bad idea.
Oh, okay. Great. So obviously been complaining about his foot and been limping around for a month.
And we haven't been taking him to the doctor and haven't been
Taking him to the doctor and then finally we were at a jiu-jitsu tournament this past week
And he couldn't compete because he said he was in pain and he hasn't worn
She hasn't I don't think he's put shoes on once not even once for anything in a month
Even when we go to restaurants to eat and stuff. He's been going in barefoot because he says his toe hurts so bad
And his jiu-jitsu instructor said hey, man, you gotta get that X-rayed.
And I'm thinking to myself, no, no, no.
And then a couple days ago,
my wife took him to the doctor to get an X-rayed
and yep, his toe is broken.
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But what do they do for a broken toe?
Well, you're right.
All they did, all they told us to do was tape it to the other toe and
told them, yeah, and rest.
Yeah.
And, uh, you're, you're, you're, you know, now that you're calling
me on it, you're absolutely right.
Like I could have done that.
I could have been like, Hey dude, you just need to, you need, just
need to not move for, um, eight weeks.
And then my other kid, my other kid had a 103 temperature for over two weeks.
And um, and I was counting his breaths one night and he was breathing like,
he was taking like 40 breaths a minute.
And, and so I was just like, okay. And I took him to the doctor and they couldn't figure,
they couldn't figure out what it was. And they ended up giving them antibiotics and some steroid.
And my wife, I got yelled at a little bit
when I got home for letting them give them the steroid,
but it caused the inflammation to go down right away,
like within 30 minutes and he started breathing normal again.
So here's what I think.
And this is, I actually learned this from Casey Means.
Healthcare has its pros and has its cons. You go to the doctor for acute issues. You don't go to
the doctor for chronic issues. If you have autoimmune diseases, if you have depression, if you have that,
if you have long-withstanding chronic issues,
that's where you need to avoid mainstream healthcare.
When you have a gunshot wound,
you're having a heart attack,
your kid has trouble breathing, an acute issue,
that's where you kinda say, all right, I need medical intervention at this point.
Right?
Yeah.
That's the shit Greg always said too.
Yeah.
That's, that's now my viewpoint.
You don't want to throw the baby out with the bath water.
Right?
There are some good things when it comes to medicine and when it comes to healthcare.
But when something like when you're sitting across from the doctor and they say something and you're like, that doesn't sound right. You listen to your gut, right?
As a parent, as a mom, as a dad, you listen to your gut and you listen to your intuition.
When the doctor looked at me and said, yeah, give your kid popsicles and ice creams. She
kind of did a little cheer and was like, oh, yay. And I was like, oh, no, like, we're not
going that route. Right. But another interesting, sorry, I know I don't want to take it. No, you're fine. No, no fuck them. So
another another interesting
phenomenon, I guess I don't know if that's the word you want to you want to use but
We my husband and I we really started changing our diets. We started
Just going more holistic
When our oldest child our oldest daughter was about four or five years old, right? My my son was
Like one and a half at the time
My three youngest children have no taste for like sweets and treats
And all that crap, right? They think they do, they're like,
oh, let me try that. And they take a bite and they throw it away. Like, I don't like this.
Yeah, that's how my kids are too. That's from not giving them sugar in the first two years, I think.
And so here's my end. So now I'm like, I've totally
fucked up as a parent and I hate myself. My daughter, my oldest daughter has the biggest sweet tooth ever. The more,
the better, she cannot get enough. And I firmly believe it's my fault because I allowed, in
her most formative years from the time when they start eating food till she was like four,
four and a half, maybe five years old, I allowed it all. Like the cereal and the treats and
like, oh, they're just kids at the hall in moderation,
blah, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, the longer, the more kids you have,
the harder that is to police, right?
Cause if you have a seven year old who,
who is having a piece of birthday cake
and you have a two year old and you're like,
Hey, you can't have any, that's, that's a tough spot.
But my, but, but now my youngest kids,
they don't care for it.
Oh, it's your young.
Oh, oh, interesting. Okay. It's my, it's my oldest kid. they don't care for it. Oh, it's your youngest? They don't want it.
Oh, interesting.
Okay.
It's my oldest kid who-
So you got stricter.
Okay.
Sorry, I misunderstood.
Yes.
Okay, yes.
Okay.
No, that's okay.
I got stricter as we got older and I just became more informed and I just started learning
more about all of this stuff.
And now I'm having a hell of a time, right?
Like limiting it, trying to teach her good you know, good habits. And it's like
pulling tooth and nail. I've even started making like my own, I know you guys all hate bread, but
I make my own sourdough bread now. She doesn't like all the other kids like love the homemade
bread. I use the discard for other recipes and whatnot. We mix it into soups to help the discard just to help
thicken the soup instead of cornstarch. Anyways, I'm trying to incorporate it every way that I can.
Everybody else in my family loves it. My daughter, who has a palate that is addicted to sugar and
ultra-processed foods, she's like, I don't like it. Yeah, when my kids eat bread, they think that they think they're getting candy
Yeah, they're so because we'll have sourdough bread in the house once in a while
Especially if Dave's wife makes it and it's like it's gonzo. They love that shit and I let him go to I let him go
Crazy on it. I mean, there's definitely worse things, right? Yeah
so anyways, it's just, it's a alerting point, right?
As a parent, nobody's perfect, we all screw up.
And now I'm just having to backtrack
and try and make it right again.
And it's painful, you know, she's kind of like that,
she's like, she's gonna be 10 soon
and know that those pre, it's kind of like that preteen age
where you're like, they're fighting tooth and nail
and um and now Halloween is right around the corner um so we're gonna be I live in Iowa.
Oh okay. Um I will tell you I and this might be helpful for other parents with Halloween if
they're trying to you know how am I going to handle Halloween? Something that I introduced to my kids was alright guys Halloween night you can pick you know 10 pieces
of candy if you give the rest to me I will buy you like a really nice toy like a really
nice something like but you got to give me your candy and my daughter is like you'll
buy me a Stanley and I was like yeah I'll buy me a Stanley. And I was like, yeah, I'll buy you a Stanley. Like if you give me, if you pick out your 10 pieces
that you want.
What's a Stanley?
It's a cup.
It's a very expensive cup that really no 10 year old
should have, but it's all the rage.
Like a cup to drink out of?
Yes, yeah.
Google it, Stanley.
It's like the, it's the new thing.
But that was like a turning point for her.
She was like, if you buy me a Stanley, I give you my Halloween candy.
I'm like, yeah, your daughter goes to school.
Your daughter goes to school, right?
Your 10 year old.
She does.
Yeah.
She goes to a Catholic school up the street from us.
And that's how she knows what a Stanley is.
Probably.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah.
It's interesting.
The we get money from the state. Our kids are uh, the, we get money from the state.
Our kids are homeschooled and we get money from the state and the lady who comes
to the house and talks to the kids, like she'll say shit like that.
She'll be like, do they have a Stanley yet? Or, um, have they been,
what do they think of Robo Lux or Robo locks? I guess I, I don't know.
And I'm like, I have no fucking idea what the fuck she's talking about.
And my kids don't know either. I'm like I have no fucking idea what the fuck she's talking about and my kids don't know either
I'm like, but it's I'm glad it goes over all our heads or we're like completely in the fucking dark
Do you know what do you know what Robo? Lux is? Do you know what Robo Lux is?
Okay, I've heard of it but I can't say I'm well versed in it. No, I
Thought it was a game. Is it a game? I don't think so. There's another one called fortnight
There's these two things that every once in a while here the lady bring up fortnight and Robo Luxe. I assume they're game
Yeah, we're no what we're no
We're a no video game house. We don't have any video games here. I never will my kids don't have iPads. They don't have electronics
you know, I want to get, um, I want to play that UFC fighting game with my kids so bad.
And I'm so afraid. I'm so afraid that if I bring in a game console that I won't be able to control
it. Yeah. It's just at the slippery slope. Yeah. I think it sounds so fun sitting in front of a big
TV and just beating the shit out of my kids with the UFC game.
Okay. There we go. I don't know. To me, it's a slippery slope. We have to be firm with
it. They're going to find it elsewhere. You know, like as your kids get older and you
start letting your kids go to, cause your kids are still young enough. They probably
don't like, you know, ride their bike to a friend's house and spend an afternoon at
a friend's house yet. You know, they're going to find it eventually.
They'll find it.
They'll find it.
I mean, one day, I mean, Savan, you're super cool to them today.
But you know, when they're 13, 14 years old, I still hope you're super cool to them.
But you might not be as cool.
And they might want to go, you know, hang out with their friends instead of hang out with dad.
Well, you know, it's interesting is my 10 year old, since he broke his toe, we're want to go, you know, hang out with their friends instead of hang out with dad. Well, right You know, it's interesting is my ten-year-old since he broke his toe. We're starting to have I mean, it's nothing like a big deal
But he's like really acting up now
You know what I mean like because he's not preoccupied with all the shitty physical shit he does
So I mean by act up
I mean like one of his brothers will be playing the piano and he'll come over and just start playing with them like while they're
playing instead of like giving him space. Yeah, and he's like poking the bear. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, or while they're eating he takes food off their plate or I noticed he's like fucking with them more and I'm like
They bored. Yeah, he's just he just has energy. He needs to bring he's looking for us to burn off his shit
So I've been trying to kill that space. Yeah, I think I just keep me not with video games No, I keep trying to take him to the... You gotta fill that space. Yeah, I think I'm gonna, I just keep making him...
And not with video games.
No, I keep trying to take him into the garage and just keep making him work out.
He loves it, but he'll kill himself if I...
I can't make him do that every day.
Yeah, I mean, when my kids are acting up, they have to run a lap around the block.
I'm like, goodbye, see you later.
It's like a, just over, it's like 0.3 mile.
Oh, that's cool.
See you later. And do they do it? You're pissing me off. Yeah, and I'm like and I watch them from the window
I'm like if I catch you walking you better run on their lap and if they push back
I'm like you're running another one and 110 we got up to like seven laps
That's like a mile and a half and I was like it was my daughter and I was like I just kept adding them on
And I kind of got like that pit in my stomach. I was like too far
I was like I have to hold on because if I let go now, she's going to know
I'm a fucking pushover and I'm not a pushover and I'm not her friend right now.
I'm her fucking parent.
Right.
And sure enough, she ran her seven laps and then she came in and she walked to me
and she said, mom, I'm really sorry.
I was wrong.
I shouldn't have said what I said to you.
And I was like, thank God that worked out in my favor.
I know.
I feel like that's like 90% of the time like is this working is this working? Yeah so
well sorry I've taken up a lot of time but thanks for the combo. Yeah thanks
Collin. Yep. Bye. Bye four kids. Philip Kelly had a good comment in here
something about well Sevan not everyone can be a perfect parent like you.
I had a, I had a, two of my friends were hanging out, I wasn't there.
And one of my friends told my other friend that they didn't like me because I'm a know-it-all and I and I think I know everything about parenting and I
told my other friend I was like well I don't think that's a reason not to like
me and it's pretty accurate I'm a know-it-all and I think I'm the best
parent in the world I mean what am I gonna say what am I gonna deny that are
your friends Dave and Greg no neither of. Dave just tells it to me to my face.
Dave was always like, dude, your kids are fucked, dude. You just wait. You'll see.
He reminds me.
Philip Kelly, I think I'm the perfect parent to you. Shouldn't we all think that?
Fair enough.
Oh, I'm going to play some clips from this.
Seve, did you see Roastmaster Trump kill it at the Al Smith dinner?
That was wild.
I'll play some clips from that.
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So it's a I see a row
And I see a press
It's a it's a leg press
And it's a...
Is that Drake, the rapper?
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So I see pressing.
Okay, I got that.
And then she's pushing, is that what she's doing?
That's like a chest and tricep movement.
Leg press, chest press and row. Oh, thank you. That's what I'm, yeah. a chest and tricep movement.
Leg press, chest press and row. Oh, thank you.
That's what I'm, yeah.
Looks like a wheelchair for able-bodied people.
What's that?
What's the website that sells equipment
for the adaptive athletes?
Is it that?
Maybe it's for them.
The adaptive athletes is it that maybe maybe a blonde maybe it's for them
I don't know, man
I don't know
All right, I don't know well look it homemade. I'll tell you that. Shit.
Not for us.
Oh, it's not for you?
You don't think that's for your people?
I think that is for your people, dude.
That's totally well, not the leg part, but the other part is totally for you
What are you talking about?
Weird but I want it
God concept two has been around forever. I wonder how the Bill and Katie's I
Wonder how Bill and Katie's rowers affecting their business oh oh okay shit thank you that's awesome let me see if I can
the number is there's the number I spoke to Greg at C2, CEO a few days ago.
What's the number?
I'll call in and explain.
Oh, you're awesome.
Thank you, Jacob.
I'd love to hear it explained.
Damn, Jacob, you were really popular
when you called in the show yesterday.
The numbers fucking skyrocketed when you came on.
I couldn't even believe it.
Skyrocketed, you came on I couldn't even believe it Skyrocketed what a show
Concept to does have a new better rower design like coming out or they already have it
Look at this our Our very own fitness expert.
Say that again.
Jacob?
Yeah, I'm about to be a partner of the show pretty soon.
I'm going to call in.
I'll send you a contract.
You do that.
I'll have my lawyer meeting me looking over.
We'll meet at the strip club. So we have internet.
Hey, I got a new house.
So I got better internet now.
So I don't have to go to the strip club anymore.
You know, those days are behind me.
Wow.
I will miss them.
You are civilized.
Yeah.
It's called having internet in your house.
Who'd have thought they got it in Kansas.
Sounds crazy.
Hey, how did they do that?
What happened?
They just brought ethernet like to your, to your neighborhood. They, they, yeah, they finally get on neighborhood. I'm obviously,
I'm in the County. So they finally,
we live right on freeway and they were digging fiber, right? Cause you know,
fiber, obviously fiber optic is an actual tangible landline or line and they dug
it and they were digging it down
our property or across down the road and I called the company and we got hooked up to
fiber.
So we got, we've entered the real world now.
So you went from having nothing to the best the country has the offer.
I went from having probably subpar, I mean, you know, to the best
the country has to offer. Yeah. It's pretty freaking nice. Not gonna lie.
Yeah, that's cool. How much is that?
I don't have to go out and buy.
What's your monthly?
100 bucks a month?
Oh, that's not bad.
Dude, easy. Cheap. No, cheap. It's a whole gigabyte too, which I mean,
I'm sure you can get better where you're at. But for us, no, it's way better
It sucks why I'm at hey, we need to throw a competition at your gym
So we would stream it live from there if you have good internet
We so we actually so here's the weird part, right? So the property I own is
50 acres and it's actually two separate lots. So we actually own two separate lots
and the barn is
So we actually own two separate lots. And the barn is on the same lot as the new house we built, but is not on the same lot
as the old small house we lived in.
Well, the internet company will only put internet on one technical lot.
So I don't have great internet in my barn because it was like you want to have good
internet in your barn or good internet in your main house.
Obviously I'm choosing a house.
So, um, but we could, we could do down there.
You can throw a little, no competition, little shooting, little fitness, you know,
how far is your, how far is your house from your barn?
400 meters you said.
Yeah.
It's a little sub.
It's like 375.
Wow.
That's nice.
Okay.
Um, so you spoke to Greg about this machine?
Yeah, yeah.
So I, you know, because I've known Greg for years, sure same as you, right?
And he actually gave me a pretty, because I'll be honest, like when I first saw it,
I was, you know, I'm, I'm saying I was different.
I wasn't a bad or a good thing, but I was like, it was different. And I wasn't around when the seer was dropped, but I'm sure this year probably
got the same acceptance of like, what the crap is this until someone explains it, right?
But Greg did a great, good job of explaining it to me in terms of like the want and the
need. And I'm gonna give you my definition. I might butcher
it. But I don't think this is necessarily a product meant specifically for affiliates.
I don't see your local affiliate probably buying this. But where I do see it, which he explained
to me, which when he explained that she made more sense is in
terms of think of like the older population that's at home that maybe has a rower or a
biker and is a big C2 fan, same as me, but doesn't have any strength and it's meant to
help with muscle density and actually working on strength so that, hey, you have a rower,
but like, that's not really
strength.
That's cardio endurance, whatever you want to call it, however you're using it.
And so it's to help that population actually add strength regimen to their training program.
Now, it's meant more people than just that demographic, but I think that's what they're
going after.
And at first, I was like, it seems weird. ICC2 is like a cardio kind of company. But
I think it's a decent move only because, again, I don't know what their numbers are. I don't
know who they sell the most units to in terms of target demographic.
But I wouldn't be surprised if
CrossFit affiliates aren't the largest.
I'm sure there's a larger demographic of people that
use CQ devices that are just home.
Now they have the option of getting a strength device and
they don't have to have plates and barbells and dumbbells.
They also mentioned like government contracts for
this probably drives a lot of sales too.
It looks like a leg press and government contracts for this probably drives a lot of sales too.
So it basically, it looks like a leg press and a lat machine and a chest machine.
Yeah. It looks like, again, I don't have one, but it looks like, um, concentric for leg row,
not to be not to confuse row with row erg, but like a rowing movement, like if I do
dumbbells and then also with a press machine.
So like almost like a bench press combined
with a leg press combined with a bent over row.
So you don't have one at your house yet.
You don't have like a demo model?
No, I think we're gonna get one out in the near future.
And then I'm definitely gonna put it through the paces and give
an honest review.
I think they're going to come out to kind of like walk me through it. But they're probably
going to send one off to me to beat up first and kind of get an idea of what's the best
use case. I mean, the thing is like, as soon as you make a piece of equipment, someone else
is going to get it who didn't
come up with this piece of equipment and going to come up with 100 different ways that how
to use it.
Like I'm sure there's some ways to use that device that they never thought about that
a bunch of us are going to come up with and be like, wow, this actually I never thought
about using it this way.
So, and you could adjust the resistance on it.
Yeah, to my understanding, it and again,'s gonna murder me, so I'm probably gonna butcher
this. But like to my understanding, it can be, it's not measured in terms of distance,
like we're used to know where it's like, I'm a real 5k or whatever. Think of it more in
terms of like, this is the example that I'm probably going to use is like, if I told you, Savon, hey, man, the workout today is to accumulate 1000 pounds
of bench press, right? And you can do it however you want. You can either do a crap ton of
reps at just a barbell, or you can put on 200 pounds and do five reps. That's probably
a bad example, but you get where I'm going at.
Yeah.
And so that's kind of what I liken it to is like, hey, you can essentially, instead of
setting distance for time like a skier, you can set it as like, hey, I want to accomplish this much
weight or power generated. And then that can be, I think, measured across time, but it still has a
resistance damper, just like the other flywheel systems that they, that they currently own or currently sell.
Yeah.
I have to tell you, um, I love the company.
I love Greg.
Um, obviously the rowers, the ultimate machine, but I just can't see, I just
can't see myself using it, that thing.
Yeah.
I'm dying to see.
I'm dying to see.
And of course, and of course I want it. That thing. Yeah, I'm dying to see it.
I'm dying to see it.
And of course, and of course I want it just because I want everything.
But like, I'm just tripping on it.
I guess I know how it feels.
I guess I need to know how it feels.
For sure. And look, like I said earlier,
when I called in, I'm like, I'm sure the same conversation happened
with the steering of like, what is this freaking device? Like this looks like a weird piece
of junk.
And then, you know, now we're just like, oh, it's a Steer. You're like, that's normal.
And everyone else looks at it like, what the crap is this thing? So I don't know. Like,
we'll see. I mean, I don't know if it's going to be, you know, a household device like the
Rower. You're right. Because like the rower is like the end-all be-all
But it's not necessarily the same genre on my mind. It's a
Strength versus cardio per se so I don't know. I'm curious to get my hands on it and try it and
Would you like your how long does it take? Did he tell you how long it took to develop that machine? Oh
How long does it take? Did he tell you how long it took to develop that machine?
Oh, he's been working on it for a while. I actually talked to someone this morning,
because I've been talking to a bunch of people about this product today. And they, and again, I think this is right. I think Constant Dude drops something new every five to six years.
Would you have to check me on that? So I would imagine they've been developing this for probably five to six years
I'm sure it's been at least from like a drawn iteration on a board
You know, and I'm sure they've I would love to have been in the room to hear some of the conversations
I wonder if anyone was ever like man, this thing's fucking stupid and then the other
And they just warded out. You know what I mean?
So I, uh, when I was talking to Greg a couple of days ago, I was like, Hey man,
I'm going to give you some advice cause you know, you know, cause I've, I've been through this
before. I was like, uh, when you released that product on Friday, I was like, don't go on Reddit.
I was like, just stay off Reddit. He's like, why? I was like, cause Reddit is the most savage
place ever to essentially get the most honest feedback. I was like, so stay off Reddit. He's like, why? I was like, cause Reddit's the most savage place ever
to essentially get the most honest feedback.
I was like, so don't go on Reddit
and don't search strength, strength urn.
But yeah, I don't know.
I'm sure there was some people that,
I mean, I don't know.
The comments on their own Instagram are pretty fucking good.
I'm really impressed at how the comments
on their own Instagram are like,
hey, I got, I need one of these.
Pretty positive.
Yeah.
So he, and again, he told me this and I've no, I'm not been around for as
long as he's been around, but I think they had a, it's called it a dino
something, they had a product back in the day that was something similar
to us and people loved it, but then.
That'll lose you. Oh, wait, wait, hold on. thing similar to us and people loved it but then
there is you oh wait wait hold on hold on wait a way this is like dino trainer this is like they're okay I'm gonna send you here I'm gonna put a link in your
chat where's your chat I just found this
should you get back give me one second let me get on my fast internet real fast.
It looks like it's good for physical therapy.
Jay Hans says.
Yeah, I could see that.
Okay, so I just dropped this link for what I think this is supposed to have come from.
What I sent you is like their like original proof of concept that existed like, I don't
know, maybe eight years ago, 10 years ago,
I had no freaking clue.
I didn't see it pop up in the chat.
What's it called?
I'll Google it.
Concept2 Dino Trainer.
And then look up like Midwest use,
yeah, you'll see it pretty quick.
Dino Trainer Concept2 images.
Oh. Yeah, you'll see it pretty quick. Dino trainer concept two images.
Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think when I had Greg on, we looked at this thing before.
Yeah.
So I think they had a lot of feedback of like people like this.
I mean, I didn't even know it existed.
People like this and then they essentially have brought it back.
Yeah, this is, I like the straps on this machine.
Okay.
Man, look at this thing.
This thing, it looks like it's from the stone.
Oh, 2001.
Let me pull this up on the screen big.
Concept two dining.
They actually sold this thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like it's I'm looking up websites and they, they sold it.
I don't know if they made a lot of them, but it existed.
It just now, I think they've taken it and remade it.
All right.
Fuck coming to an affiliate near you.
I mean, you know, affiliates are going to have to buy it.
There's, I mean, I know you're saying it's not, might not be an affiliate, like a staple,
but you know, you're going to start seeing pop up people.
I mean, people have really trust the company.
People love concept.
Yeah.
I think, yeah, there's going to be some diehards that buy it.
And I can see this being used like an affiliate for like, I don't know the political correct
term for it, but I'm sure you have like an older population that comes to the
class and like that process, probably use this. Like I totally see that. But I don't necessarily
see the target demographic buying this being affiliates. But again, I'm sure there's diehard
fans all over the world who buy this that use it. So, Hey, are you following the election very closely I don't really follow
politics to be honest it's a waste of it's a waste of my brain my brain cells
but but are you gonna vote yeah yeah obviously you vote Republican okay hey
when you when if you get a chance today, you have to go watch, um, uh, Donald Trump spoke at some Al Smith Catholic charity event yesterday.
It's 24 minutes long and it's a roast.
And it is, it is so funny.
He is so funny.
If you get a chance, make sure you watch it.
It is so funny.
I will.
I just read your chat, uh, about, have you ever met Tulsi Gabbard? I haven't but I saw she con yeah when I had when I had cursed at her on
I'm like, hey Tulsi commented on your account. She's like, who's that? I was like, oh no
Well, she doesn't know but like yeah Tulsi's
Tulsi's legit like um, I've spent time with her actually met her at a shooting competition and she's really seeking cool.
Like I really, I really do like her and I, it'd be cool if she ran again.
She'd have my vote through and through.
Actually the funny thing is what I told her originally was if she runs again, all I want
is she has to call me to help with fitness in a White House.
That's all I wanted.
Yeah, there you go.
Hey, hey, if Trump gets elected, I think she's going to have a White House. That's all I wanted. Yeah, there you go. Hey, hey, if Trump gets elected,
I think she's going to have a significant
role.
Yes, I wouldn't be I wouldn't be
surprised.
But I think a lot of people on
in that area of D.C.
can use a lot more fitness in my mind.
I agree.
I agree. Make them pay Schrader.
I agree.
All right. Well, thank you.
I'm gonna let you go. I got I got to feed those twin girls, thank you. I'm gonna let you go. I gotta I gotta
feed those twin girls right now. So I'm gonna let you go. But if you're gonna pop in and give you a
little background as you're discussing it, you demand. Thank you, Jacob. See you, bud. Bye.
There you go. Deep insights. That should be a segment. Deep insights by Jacob Hebner.
This this is worth I would put this like at 1.25 speed and watch this.
Chuck Schumer is running for Senate in California and he's at this dinner
sitting next to Donald Trump.
I mean, you're very, very strong a certain way. I won't tell you what way that is, but Chuck Schumer is here looking very glum.
Doesn't he look glum? He looks glum. Wow. Hey, and that one's nothing. That one's nothing.
There's a good one.
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Hey, and that one's nothing
That one's nothing. There's a crazy roast. Listen to this. This one's crazy
This one you got to listen carefully to get it. This is a this is a wider shot too So you can see the people's reaction. I'm gonna show you some of these people who are in the audience here. This is a
I think this is this might be Jim Gaffigan, the comedian, and then this is Chuck
Schumer and then sitting down in the front here is Kraft.
I think he owns some NFL team.
And then to the left of him is Bloomberg, the old mayor of New York City.
But he rips fucking white dudes for Kamala here.
This part is wild.
Here we go.
A group called White Dudes for Harris.
Have you seen this?
White Dudes for Harris.
Anybody know it?
Some of you here, white dudes for Harris.
Doesn't sound like it.
But I'm not worried about them at all
because their wives and their wives lovers
are all voting for me.
Every one of those people are not.
I'm not worried about white dudes for Harris because their wives and their
wives lovers are voting for me. Oh really Gaffigan hates Trump he does.
That's a shame Gaffigan's funny as shit.
God, I don't know how you could hate him.
I really don't.
The whole the whole the whole standup routine is amazing. Man it is so good.
He's just winging it.
At one point he makes a joke about keep Emhoff away from your nanny, from the nannies. It's so ruthless.
I don't even know what you're saying Trish.
I don't even know what you're saying.
I don't even know.
No idea. Do any of you, are there any liberals who listen to the show?
Is anyone voting for Kamala who's listening to the show?
Years ago you wrote, conservative women are particularly, seem to be particularly blissful.
About 40% say they're very happy. That makes them slightly happier than conservative men and significantly happier than liberal women.
The unhappiest of all are liberal men.
Only about a fifth consider themselves very happy.
That was true 10 years ago.
Liberal women have overtaken liberal men
as the unhappiest group.
You find that particularly young women,
very interesting new data show that white liberal women
under 30 have almost a six and
ten chance of having been diagnosed with a mental illness in America today.
It's a really big problem and there's lots of speculation on what that has to do with
politics, what has to do with race, what has to do with age, etc.
But what you find is that this is a group that's really, really struggling and it's
a pity because it's not good for them, it's not good for society and that's what we see.
So I don't think that being a political conservative is a panacea for being a happy person, but we see disproportionately these
happiness and unhappiness effects in different parts of the population. I'll tell you what it is.
I'll tell you what it is. Imagine that your value system
is based on a delusional premise,
Is based on a delusional premise?
And that your whole life revolves around the fact that you have to defend the legality of killing babies
Just think about that
Your entire fucking value system everything you're you're you one issue person and your issue is that you want to be able to kill babies that are inside your body. That cannot fucking be healthy.
That cannot fucking be healthy.
Yeah, and then of course Trish, then the victim thing.
You have no control of your own life.
Man. Man, oh man.
Jess T makes me sad for liberal women. They've been lied to, have casual sex, kill your babies,
make your career the most important thing in your life no wonder they're miserable yeah it's um
it's wild but yeah they can't that can't be a fun that can't be a fun stance to take because you
have to basically be lying to yourself the whole time first you have to lie you have to make up a
premise that's a complete lie and then you have to defend it that's basically what we to yourself the whole time. First you have to lie, you have to make up a premise that's a complete lie, and then you have to defend it.
That's basically what we saw in the Kamala Harris
bear interview.
She can't answer questions because everything
she's saying is a lie.
She can't even be free.
That's the other fucking shitty part about fucking pushing
CB, whatever that nutrition program is,
and getting paid for it,
you're basically just getting paid the lie.
You just can't be honest.
They're buying your voice.
Thought control, they're buying space in your brain.
They're buying space in your brain.
Did you see the study where testosterone increase in males made people less liberal? Yeah, yeah, I mean, of course it's got to, right?
I mean, just the more capable you are, the less likely there's a chance you'll be liberal.
I mean, look at the guy home. Look at all the liberal politicians.
Would you rather... Who do you think wins in a fight Josh
Hawley or fucking my orcas?
Who do you think wins in a fight the guy from Ohio or Pete
bootyage?
Look at just how narrow all their shoulders are they're not
even like there's some they're they're like men, but they're
also like veal.
There's no expression of their manness. They're like men, but they're also like veal.
There's no expression of their manness.
Of course, they're not gonna be happy.
And of course, they're gonna be arguing limitations
all the time and feeling sorry for people
instead of believing in people.
Sabir and Kelly, voting is so simple in Trinidad.
For those who vote, it's either you vote for the black
or the Indian part, It's all based on race
Yeah, I feel like it used to be like that here but not anymore
Not anymore
Things Things are changing here. You actin' like this bitch motherfuckin' rolls apart. You actin' like a molly motherfuckin' uh, who the fuck is this girl? How we a type of some shit?
And even if the bitch fuzz,
you still ain't gon' tell a nigga
who the fuck the broke for, nigga.
You know what I mean?
You tellin' us to vote for this bitch
like she did shit for us like she been in the office.
Like you did for us.
When you was in the office.
Oh, you done did shit for us, huh nigga?
Yeah, yeah, nigga, we back all day, nigga.
We vote for Trump, nigga.
Fuck you, fuck the Democratic Party,
fuck Kamala Harris, fuck all y'all as a staff,
as a record label, as a motherfucking crew.
And if you wanna be down with the Democratic Party,
nigga, fuck you too.
CNN, fuck you too.
MSNBC, fuck you too.
George Clooney, fuck you too. Tom Hanks, fuck YouTube. George Clooney, fuck YouTube.
Tom Hanks, fuck YouTube.
Nancy Pelosi, fuck YouTube.
God know all you motherfuckers.
Maddie gonna make sure all you motherfuckers don't grow.
You can't see us or be us.
And you know what they're all thinking in their head, right?
When Democrats hear this,
they can't even say what they're really thinking.
But you know what they're thinking?
Oh, this is a poor black man.
He doesn't know what he's talking about.
Oh, I feel so sorry for him.
He's not educated at UC Berkeley.
You know, that's what they're all thinking.
Yeah, the man does have flow.
I agree. I like this comment.
The curse has been broken.
does have flow. I agree. I like this comment. The curse has been broken. Yeah, Biden would say he's not really black. Man, I saw something crazy. I was watching
Tommy G videos. Oh, someone asked Sabir. I was what someone asked
Someone asked severe did AI make the sub on podcast song severe it says Tyler No, Kelly came up with most of the lyrics dude. The lyrics are crazy. I
Liked it at first time my son didn't like it and the more he listened. He loved it
Barack is on a ditty tape. Oh, that would be awesome
Barack is on a ditty tape. Oh, that would be awesome.
Man, did they lose the minority vote in a hurry? Problem is the narrative needs to be turned on all government.
I heard Elon speaking yesterday somewhere and he was saying that basically in the last 60 years, two new government agencies have been formed every year.
Man, the regulation in this country is just disgusting.
My son discovered how to make himself burp and how hard I can slap faces in the same
week.
Oh yeah, that's awesome.
That's a good line.
I get it.
Pullboy, the song slaps so hard.
I only make love to my wife now if that song's playing. she's if I hear it playing in the bedroom, that's my call. I come running in the bedroom with my pants down
She's like yo yo
This guy's great
Here we go.
More disinformation.
April 17th, 2023, I posted a Rio called fluoride dumbing down your kids.
It drew an immediate response from Instagram that the information could mislead people.
My Rio presented evidence that fluoridated waters consistently associated with lower
IQs in children.
Well, just last week, federal judge agreed with me
in a ruling that could very possibly end fluoridation of water in the U.S. Specifically,
the court found that fluoridation of water at 0.7 milligrams per liter, the level that's presently
considered optimal in the U.S. poses an unreasonable risk of reduced IQ in children. The court did not
go so far as to definitively say that fluoride causes lower IQ in children. Federal Judge Edward Chen took seven
years to issue his ruling largely because he wanted to wait for the
results of a six-year systematic review by the National Toxicology Program on
the state and science concerning fluoride exposure and neurodevelopment
and cognition. In the end, the judge found that the EPA did not follow its own
default margin of error policy that requires a difference of a factor of 10 between the lowest
level that shows harm and the level we expose people to. Four milligrams per liter has been
accepted as the lowest level of exposure that the factor of 10 is calculated from. So according to
their own policy, that would put the exposure at 0.4 milligrams per liter,
significantly lower than the current 0.7 that the CDC recommends. And the court ordered the EPA to
initiate rulemaking to that effect. How they'll implement that order remains to be seen. Although
these findings are authoritative, they're not binding on water companies and municipalities.
Local communities make the final decisions on the fluoridation of water. So watch and see what actions your water supplier takes in light of these findings.
In the meantime, if you don't want fluoride in your drinking water, you have to filter it out
using either reverse osmosis, distillation, or ion exchange. I would do that if you're pregnant
or if you have young children based on this information in this case. I'm not opposed
to supplementing fluoride. I want to be clear about that. This is a personal choice, but I do remain opposed
to the mass drugging of a population. It's hard to give personal consent to
something added to the community water supply. So lots of things going on
here. First, they censored him a year ago saying that you can't say that even though
it was true. Then the other part
that's crazy important to know is did you hear I kept saying the judge ruled
the judge ruled the judge ruled if this judge would have ruled on this six months
ago before the Supreme Court decided that a judge could actually rule on this
this would have been put out to the fourth branch of government one of those
agencies what we call the deep state. It was only recently the judges were allowed
to make rulings on this.
He would have had to have outsourced that and asked the CDC
or the FDA or the EPA what the decision is on this case.
It wouldn't have been decided by judicial,
executive or legislative.
It would have been outsourced.
And now the judge can make the fucking decision.
The other important part is just because they know that the water is being poisoned doesn't
mean that they have to stop.
All he's saying is is like, yep, the EPA lied.
They fucked up.
They actually said the threshold for fluoride is here and the CDC has been recommending
here.
All you have to do is Google the dangers of fluoride and see the origins of fluoride and you'll never use fluoride fucking again.
How are you not using metutium?
Or any fucking just find anything without fluoride in it. Do not let anyone put fluoride in your kid's mouth, pregnant wife, your mouth.
You'd be better off brushing with semen.
Which water filter did you buy, Paige?
We have well water, so I don't gotta worry about that shit,
but it's completely nuts.
And then of course the most important part is the fact
that hey, this was considered misinformation a year ago.
This was being censored a year ago.
My wife brushes with semen. Yeah there you go. Good lady.
Dick butter anyone looking for semen toothpaste DM me.
I'm about to buy some metutium for the first time. You're going to be stoked. Two to three times a day you won't believe how clean your teeth are.
Spotless.
All right.
I'm out of here.
I'm gonna come back on later on tonight.
I got more to say.
I got so much more to say
Yeah, so much more to say
Half black men with half black man with one non-american parent lecturing black American men to vote for a half black woman with two
non-American parents whose main promise as president is to abort more black babies.
Vote Trump.